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SpoiledRotten's blog: "The Widow"

created on 09/24/2006  |  http://fubar.com/the-widow/b6346

The Widow

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up in >Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got >caught in a terrible blizzard. > >They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who >answered the door if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible >weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently >widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid neighbors will talk if I let you >stay in my house." > >Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." >The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and >settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on >their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. > >About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an >Attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally >determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he >had met on the ski weekend. > >He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that >Good-looking widow from....." > >"Yes, I do" > >"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the >house and pay her a visit?" > >"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to > >admit that I did." > >"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?" > >Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I >did. > >Why do you ask?" > >"She just died and left me everything."
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