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the paperboy
created @ 01/31/2008 07:31 pm
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one of the things i enjoy when i get home from work is to sit down and relax while reading the newspaper. but i think i have a retarded paperboy, i have a box outside of my house but he insists on throwing it on my porch and when it rains i get a soggy paper. how should i handle this?
1.chase him down and make him eat soggy papers
2.whack him on the nose like i'm potty training a puppy
3.slash the tires on his bike so the little bastid has to walk
4.accept the fact he's a tard and leave it be



i posted this before on friends... this really is getting to be a problem
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