KymiDemar's blog: "The Jokes My Daughters Text Me!"

Niccaz treat pussy like gas, they fill up and leave. So treat niccaz like gas stations, make them pay b4 they pump

Next time u call in sick 4 work, tell them you have anal glaucoma. If they ask u whats that? Tell them I can't see my ass coming 2 work

the teacher asked Tim, "Why is ur cat in school today?" Tim (crying), "I heard daddy tell mommy, I'm gonna eat that pussy when the kid goes to school.