THE HEAVY ..M/ METAL STORY..BY ME AND SON..
One day as I was walking I stepped in A PUDDLE OF MUDD. Low and behold my shoes got STAINED. While I was walking I noticed this man on the side of me. He looked as if he was a little DISTURBED and seemed a bit AC/DC. He smiled at me and his teeth were full of METALLICA. He suddenly started to shout FAITH NO MORE!! FAITH NO MORE!! I swear he must of gotten STONED in the TEMPLE with PILOTS. I decided to stop and chat with the poor WEEZER. I asked his name he said " PINK FLOYD". As I talked with him he seemed full of WICKED WISDOM. I asked if he were married he said yes to OUR LADY OF PEICE. After awhile he seemed to become a little aggitated and angry. I ask him why he said because I am in a RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE. He screamed in anger I am putting it in a SLIPKNOT, having a BLACK SABBITH and its going DOWN!! I asked about his family he said alls he had was a TWIZTED SISTER. He kept saying mean things like she was a MUSHROOM HEAD, and a DEAF LEAPORD. He also said that she was just a BIO HAZARD to him and just full of POISON. I asked him were he was from he said a very small town called OZZY. He said I don't go there much because the people were in some kind of BLACK LABLE SOCIETY. They just wanted to make him into an AUDIO SLAVE. ALL THAT REMAINES there was just a MOTOR HEAD. Towards the end of our conversation he got a lil wierd. He talked about how he got stuck in a COAL CHAMBER with a WHITE ZOMBIE who was eating KORN. He then said he started to see a CANABLE CORPS that was a SLAYER who caused MEGADEATH. So the moral of this story is Did he take a BODY COUNT?
Sept 26 2008
BY DEE..
