I CANNOT SEE, I CANNOT PEE, I CANNOT CHEW, I CANNOT SCREW, OH MY GOD! WHAT CAN I DO? MY MEMORY SHRINKS, MY HEARING STINKS, NO SENSE OF SMELL, I LOOK LIKE HELL, MY MOOD IS BAD, CAN YOU TELL? MY BODY’S DROOPING, HAVE TROUBLE POOPING, THE GOLDEN YEARS CAN KISS MY ASS.