The Candy With The Little Hole

A teacher performed an experiment in taste identity . . . You have to love
little kids.

The children began to identify the Lifesavor flavors by their color:

Red....................Cherry
Yellow.................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ..............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.

None of the children could identify the honey taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh
my God! They're ass-holes!


The teacher really had to "leave the room* in a hurry... LOL