Unchained Melody's blog: "THE 12 DAYS OF FUBAR"

THE TWELVE DAYS OF FUBAR Written by: Unchained Melody 12-21-07 On the first day of Fubar Baby Jesus sent to me A Bouncer checking I.D. On the second day of Fubar, Baby Jesus sent to me Two Teddy bears, And a Bouncer checking I.D. On the third day of Fubar, Baby Jesus sent to me Three FU bucks, Two Teddy bears, And a Bouncer checking I.D.. On the fourth day of Fubar, Baby Jesus sent to me Four Cherry Bombs, Three FU bucks, Two Teddy bears, And a Bouncer checking I.D.. On the fifth day of Fubar, Baby Jesus sent to me Five Diamond rings, Four Cherry bombs, Three FU bucks, Two Teddy bears, And a Bouncer checking I.D. On the sixth day of Fubar, Baby Jesus sent to me Six guys to rate, Five Diamond rings, Four Cherry bombs, Three FU bucks, Two Teddy bears, And a Bouncer checking I.D. On the seventh day of Fubar, Baby Jesus sent to me Seven Secret crushes, Six guys to rate, Five Diamond rings, Four Cherry bombs, Three FU bucks, Two Teddy bears, And a Bouncer checking I.D.. On the eighth day of Fubar, Baby Jesus sent to me Eight Maids a mumming, Seven secret crushes, Six guys to rate, Five Diamond rings, Four Cherry bombs, Three FU bucks, Two Teddy bears, And a Bouncer checking I.D. On the ninth day of Fubar, Baby Jesus sent to me Nine NSFW photos, Eight Maids a mumming, Seven Secret crushes, Six guys to rate, Five Diamond rings, Four Cherry bombs, Three FU bucks, Two Teddy bears, And a Bouncer checking I.D. On the tenth day of Fubar, Baby Jesus sent to me Ten points per picture, Nine NSFW photos Eight Maids a mumming Seven secret crushes, Six guys to rate, Five Diamond rings, Four Cherry bombs, Three FU bucks, Two Teddy bears, And a Bouncer checking I.D.. On the eleventh day of Fubar, Baby Jesus sent to me Eleven Profile comments, Ten points per picture, Nine NSFW photos, Eight Maids a mumming, Seven Secret crushes, Six guys to rate, Five Diamond rings, Four Cherry bombs, Three FU bucks, Two Teddy bears, And a Bouncer checking I.D. On the twelfth day of Fubar, Baby Jesus sent to me Twelve Dip shits down rating Eleven Profile comments, Ten points per picture, Nine NSFW photos, Eight Maids a mumming, Seven Secret crushes, Six guys to rate, Five Diamond rings, Four Cherry bombs, Three FU bucks, Two Teddy Bears, And A BOUNCER CHECKING I.D.!