**_Number 10_** Life is sexually transmitted.
**_Number 9_** Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die
**_Number 8_** Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without anerection, make him a sandwich.
**_Number 7_** Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to >> use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
**_Number 6_** Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
**_Number 5_** Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying >> of nothing.
**_Number 4_** All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
**_Number 3_** Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30ยข?
**_Number 2_** In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007: We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
