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1. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO REHAB? - Yes I have.... 2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? - 6 years 3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? - The Shmee bought me a new bowl...it's pink with cherries. 4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? - I drop my phone all the time. 5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? - Ummmmm......yea 6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? - Gas and smokes 7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? - Tacos 8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? - Eyes and hair (I prefer a shaved head) 9. ONE FAVORITE SONG? - 'Something I Can Never Have' Nine Inch Nails 10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? - Lindenhurst IL 11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED: - Rolling Meadows High School in Rolling Meadows IL 12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER: - U.S. Cellular 13. FAVORITE MALL STORE: - Torrid 14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD? - I worked at Walgreen's for over a year. 15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE? - Not unless they came in a board game 16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?: - Not since high school 17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED: - My buddies best friends sister's wedding. 18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY: - Shmee.....I'd probably spend half of it on her. 19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND: - Ummm.....saturday I think. 20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT: - Taco Bell 21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD: - 'I Love You' 23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS? - Wherever as long as ther is booze. 24. CAN YOU COOK? - I'm Italian.....of course I can cook. 25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE? - 1994 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera S 26. BEST KISSER: - Sean.....hands down to date the best kisser. 27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: - Does crying because I was laughing too hard count? 28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS: - Gravy.....It's slimy and congealed and blech. 29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF: - I am fabulous all around.....but I definetly have a great set of boobs and awsome green eyes. (conceited much....I'm really not) 30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF: - I have learned to love myself and embrace all my flaws. I love everything about myself. 32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?: 15 hours in a mall during christmas shopping season.....thats a quick way to drive yourself to homocide. 33. FAVORITE MOVIE? - Anything zombie related....Especially George Romero stuff (except Land of the Dead....that was weak) 34. CAN YOU SING? - Not at all 35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED? - She Wants Revenge 36. LAST KISS? - Ummm.....It's a secret 37. LAST MOVIE RENTED: - Shit....I don't remember 38.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT: - Smokes and cell phone 39. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT: - Seattle 43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?: - Laptop 44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN? - Eddie Izzard, Dane Cook, and Dennis Leary 45. DO YOU SMOKE? - Does the pope wear a funny hat? 46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES? - Depends on what I was doing before I fell asleep. 47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?: - My kitties 48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?: - Usually not 49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE? - Countless times 50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST? - French Toast 51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?: - Yea 52 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? - Un-fertilized 53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?: - Yes....I do 54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?: - Tracy 55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?: - Brad 56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?: - Eddie saying good morning 58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?: - I have like 7 or 8 pillows on my bed. 59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?: - A pair of black pj pants and a black and white halter shirt 60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC: - 'Well I know, I know, you've got it, every little thing about your body makes me....wanna scream.' 61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?: - Grape or peach 62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?: - Yea...but I play better when I am drunk. 63. CAN YOU SWIM? - Yepp 64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?: - Ben and Jerry's Phish Food. 65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS? - They are kind of groovey I guess. 66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF: - I super glued my left eye shut when i was 14. 68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?: - Went to an Afro-themed keg party. 69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON: - Fall 70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID? - Everyday.....there are alot of stupid people in the world. 71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING?: - 5 a.m. 72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?: - It goes away 73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?: - Last month 75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?: - Marnie.....it was a rottweiler 76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED? - Pirate porn is the shit 77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?? - Drinking 78. BIRTHDATE: - April 1st 79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE?: - A nurse 85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?: - Yeppers 87. ARE YOU SMILING?: - Kind of 89. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: - Yes I do 90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?: - Italy 92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?: - Fuck no 93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?: - I might 94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME? - I'm not telling you...wouldn't want it to get stolen. 95. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?: - Don't own one 96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?: - No 97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?: - I wish 98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?: - No....I have an insane fear of deep water. 99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER?: - I h ave 2 100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?: - Technically......I live on the second floor of my building. 101. ARE YOU IN LOVE?: - WIth a stripper 102. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?: - Many a time 103. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW?: - Yes.....immensly 104. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING? - 2 silver hoops in cartilage of both ears, one silver hoop in right tragus, 4 gauge claws in my lobes, stud in my nose, 4 silver rings on my left hand, 2 silver rings on my right hand, blue Cubbies bracelet, and silver Baphomet necklace. 105. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?: - Taking a shower and going to the bar.
1171564970zz.jpgYou scored as Lust<3, Your evil side is lustful, you have some, or alot.....of built up desires. Maybe you are just a sex addict--------

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Sexual Survey

1. What is the 1st thing you notice on the opposite sex? - Definetly the eyes......then how big the package is. 2. What is your favorite body part on the opposite sex? - Big strong arms. 3. What 1st drew you to your current bf/gf? - I have no current boyfriend. 4. When did you first start liking the opposite sex? - When I realized that woman were crazy at the age of 2. 5. Who was your fist true love? - Trent Reznor.....but I had to stop lusting after him when I found out he was a midget. 6. (women) What is your bra size? - 38DD 7. (men) Have you ever measured your penis? 8. When did you lose your virginity? - When I was 14....and the guys mom caught us. 9. Did you enjoy your 1st sexual experience? - No....I got caught. 10. (women...or gay men) Biggest penis you've ever had? - About an inch longer than a Red Bull can and just as wide. 11. Ever make out with someone of the same sex? - Yep....I like kissing people. 12. Are you straight, bi or gay? - Generally I am straight.....but every once in a while I go bi. 13. Do you remember your 1st orgasm? - Nope.....can't say that I do. 14. Do you prefer aggressive or passive partners? - I prefer aggressive partners...because I am very submissive. 15. Are you aggressive or passive? - I am pretty submissive. 16. Ever been tied up? - Yes 17. Ever have a 3sum? - Yes 18. Ever participate in an orgy? - An orgy consits of more than three people and I have never done that. 19. Do you like oral sex? a. give? -yes b. receive? -yes 20. How old were you when you 1st performed or received oral? - 14.....same time I lost my virginity. 21. Any celebrities you would have sex with if you could? - Adrian Brody, or Edward Norton when he was in American History X. 22. Favorite position? - Bent over and screaming for mercy. 23. Do you have a least favorite position? - Not really 24. How many sex partners have you had? -Enough to have experimented a little but not enough to be labled a whore. 25. Have you tried anal? -Yes 26. What position brings you to orgasm fastest? -Doggie 27. Do you watch porn? - Sure....especially pirate porn 28. Have you ever made your own porn? -Nope 29. Does anyone have nude pics of you? -Sort of 30. Do you have a racial preference in a bf/gf? - As long as they aren't phillipino we're all good. 31. Would you consider hooking up with an old flame? - Ummmmm.....in my nightmares. 32. Ever thought of having sex with a co worker? - Ewwwww.....no. 33. Do you masterbate? -On occasion. 34. Craziest place you've ever masterbated? - On your mom. 35. Wildest place you've ever had sex? -Parking lot of a church 36. What's better? Drunk sex or makeup sex? -Drunk sex. 37. Kinkiest thing you've ever done sexually? - Had disgusting nasty sex with a married couple which wound up ending their marriage.

Tattoo Survey

If you have at least one tattoo, do the survey, if you don't then pass it on! 1. Have you ever cried during a tattoo? - No....butI have laughed because it tickled. 2. When did you get your first tattoo? - When I was 16. 3. What was your first tattoo? - A tribal band with blue roses around my lefet ankle. 4.which tattoo is closest to your heart? - None of them are really right now...they all have meaning to me but nothing that is completely emotional as of yet. 5. Do you have a matching tattoo with someone? - Not yet..... My 2 best friends and I are getting matching tattoos soon. 6. Do you have a tattoo that someone messed up on? - Yea.... The nautical star on my left wrist is a little fucked. 7. Do you have anyone's name tattooed on you? -Nope 8. What was the most painful tattoo you received? - The inside of my left wrist...I almost puked a little on that one. 9. Have you ever gotten one of your tattoos touched up to make it look different? - I got the one on my wrist touched up...doesn't look much different though. 10. Do you plan on being heavily or moderately tattooed? - Working twords heavy. 11. Do you have a tattoo that you constantly have to explain? - Yea...the Giger piece on my back. 12. Have you ever gotten an infection from a tattoo? - Nope 13. What is the longest session you've ever sat straight through? - The longest I sat was 3 1/2 - 4 hours for the Giger piece on my back. 14. What is the biggest tattoo that you have and how long did it take? - My lower back and that took about 2-3 hours. 15. Have any tattoos on your vag or penis? - Nope 16. Do you regret having gotten any of your tattoos? - Not really. 17. Would you consider ever getting any of your tattoos removed? - Hell no. 18. What are you going to get for your next tattoo of? - I am getting a portrait of Bettie Page done on my left leg, the leg-lamp from A Christmas Story on my right leg(matching with one of my best friends), and the Xavier Roberts signature off of the Cabbage Patch Dolls butts on my butt(matching with my other best friend) 19. Do you think members of the opposite sex with a lot of tattoos are hot? - Fuck yea....nothing hotter than tattoos 20. Are you unfortunate enough to have an armband tattoo? -Nope 21. How many people have tattooed you? A total of 3 22. Do any of your tattoos have color? - Most of them do. 23. About how many tattoos do you have? - Right now I am at 10 and counting.
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