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SuperFly....
created @ 03/4/2008 02:12 pm
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I have this fly buzzing around my room, my screen, my head.
I dont know where he came from; perhaps my devious roommate bred/cloned/stem-celled this genetic freak of an insect, and slipped him into my room this morning.


I have smacked him with my hat on numerous occasions, and he STILL LIVES!!!


should I:

A> go buy an actual fly swatter ( do they make military grade swatters? )??

or

B> go snatch my roommy's girlfriend's perfume, that is strong enough to kill a mule, and spray it in my room, in the case of possible super eggs??
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