I use theses when Im having bad days or just in a funk.
"I love you has 8 letters... so does Bullshit" hmmm coincidence??
"Don't make someone a priority who treats you like an option."
"Don't get attached to anything you won't drop in 30 seconds if you see trouble comming."
"TTW- If it's got Tits, Tires or Wires, you're gonna have problems."