So there I was,
Just getting stoned
With a raisin.
So the raisin asks
"So what are we smoking here?".
And I say
"We're smoking some grapes!".
Then the raisin is all
"Mother Fucker! We are smoking my family?!".
I gave him the crazy eye and say
"You're a dumb bitch, Ain't ya?"
That's when a donkey
Comes running down the street
And kicks my head open.
True story!
