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MuMM: Make up My Mind!
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son of mummtard
created @ 11/10/2007 08:01 pm
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i was getting ready to go outside to do some yardwork when i noticed it was way too quiet in my neighborhood... i look out my window and OH NO!!! a roving pack of jehovahs witnesses. the first thing i thought was i should be like my neighbors and hide in my clost untill they go away
then i thought maybe i should go on the offensive, here's my plan
a. shave my head put on some robes and run at them yelling "this is krishna country!"
b. when they get ready to hand me a watchtower, hand them a playboy
c.politely decline telling them " i can't be jehovahs witness, i didn't see his accident"
or should i hide?
please mummers help
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