1146709's blog: "Some Serious Stuff...Some Funny Stuff"

People I Can Do Without

1. People who make quote marks in the air with their fingers - Just tell me what the person said....it doesn't call for anything dramatic.

2. A Cross-eyed nun with a bullwhip and a bottle of gin - Seen one and immediatly began to question the convent lifestyle.

3. People whose children's names all start with the same initial - I'm sure you think it's cute....but it makes you look anal retentive.

4. Guys who have so much hair on their arms that it covers their wrist-watch - These guys are borderline gorilla.

5. Guys who wear their pants so low that 18 inches of their underwear shows - There is a reason why it is called UNDERwear.....and if your mom still drives you to school....you are not "gangsta" and therefore have no reason to keep your pants that low anyway.

6. People who let their small children record their answering machine greeting - What purpose is it to do this....you can't understand what the kid is saying anyway.

7. People who try to be "tough" and wear shorts in a snowstorm - Doing that doesn't say to the world that you are tough...it says you are an idiot.

8. A waitress with a visible infection on her serving hand - EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEE!!!!

9. White guys who wear their hats backwards - Look...a white guy is never going to be as cool as a black guy. They are white...and that automatically makes them lame. Black guys look cool with their hats on backwards...until they reach Social Security age.

10. People who use a credit card for small purchases at the carry-out store - I hate having to wait in line for someone to get approved for a bag of cheese doodles.

11. Anyone who wears all black clothes...dyes thier hair black....wear black make-up...black finger nails...black everything.....but has a pale white face. The goth lifestyle may be cool to you, but it shows how misguided you are. SEEK HELP NOW!

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. That's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen

I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I'm not going to sue somebody for singing a Ho-Ho-Ho song in December. I don't agree with Darwin, but I didn't go out and hire a lawyer when my high school teacher taught his theory of evolution. Life, liberty or your pursuit of happiness will not be endangered because someone says a 30-second prayer before a football game. So what's the big deal? It's not like somebody is up there reading the entire book of Acts. They're just talking to a God they believe in and asking him to grant safety to the players on the field and the fans going home from the game. "But it's a Christian prayer," some will argue. Yes, and this is the United States of America, a country founded on Christian principles. According to our very own phone book, Christian churches outnumber all others better than 200-to-1. So what would you expect-somebody chanting Hare Krishna? If I went to a soccer game in Jerusalem, I would expect to hear a Hebrew prayer. If I went to a soccer game in Baghdad, I would expect to hear a Muslim prayer. If I went to a ping pong match in China, I would expect to hear someone pray to Buddha. And I wouldn't be offended. It wouldn't bother me one bit. When in Rome.. "But what about the atheists?" is another argument. What about them? Nobody is asking them to be baptized.. We're not going to pass the collection plate. Just humor us for 30 seconds.. If that's asking too much, bring a Walkman or a pair of ear plugs. Go to the bathroom. Visit the concession stand. Call your lawyer! Unfortunately, one or two will make that call. One or two will tell thousands what they can and cannot do. I don't think a short prayer at a football game is going to shake the world's foundations. Christians are just sick and tired of turning the other cheek while our courts strip us of all our rights. Our parents and grandparents taught us to pray before eating, to pray before we go to sleep. Our Bible tells us to pray without ceasing. Now a handful of people and their lawyers are telling us to cease praying. God, help us. And if that last sentence offends you, well..........just sue me. The silent majority has been silent too long.. it's time we let that one or two who scream loud enough to be heard, that the vast majority don't care what they want.. it is time the majority rules! It's time we tell them, you don't have to pray.. you don't have to say the pledge of allegiance, you don't have to believe in God or attend services that honor Him. That is your right, and we will honor your right.. but by golly, you are no longer going to take our rights away . we are fighting back.. and we WILL WIN! God bless us one and all, especially those who denounce Him... God bless America, despite all her faults, she is still the greatest nation of all..... God bless our service men who are fighting to protect our right to pray and worship God... May 2007 be the year the silent majority is heard and we put God back as the foundation of our families and institutions. Keep looking up..... In God WE Trust. A Letter by Paul Harvey