On their honeymoon the new blonde husband said to his bride "I have a
confession that I should have made before, but I was concerned that
it might affect our relationship."
"What is it?" she asked.
"I'm a golfer," he said.
"What's the big deal about that?" she asked.
He replied, "When I say I'm a golfer, I mean that I'll be on the golf
course Saturday, Sunday, Wednesday afternoons, and any & all holidays.
If it comes to a choice between your wishes and golf -- golf wins."
She pondered a moment and said, "I thank you for your honesty. In the
same spirit of honesty, I should tell you that I've concealed
something about my own past that you should know about."
"What's that?", he asked.
"I'm a hooker."
"No problem," was his response, "just widen your stance a little and
overlap your grip, and that should clear it right up."
