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Not only are these things you shouldn't do for kicks, but things that you should NEVER EVER have your friends do to you at a bachelor party. Those people are not your friends.
You'd think that, no matter how drunk you were, you wouldn't agree when someone said "Hey, let's see if we can fit this in your penis..."
Oof. Really, I'm a girl and I'm crossing my legs over this one...
So apparently, though insertion of foreign bodies into the urethra is unusual, it's not all THAT rare. And when we say "insertion", we're talking about way more than the tip of the swab that you get when you're tested for STDs (which is something that everyone should have done, btw).
This particular study is actually a description of two case studies. The main point of the paper is this: if you have something inserted far into your urethra, DO NOT PULL IT OUT. Pulling will not work. If you're are unfortunate or stupid enough to have this happen to you, hie thee to a urologist, and hope that your erectile function (and urinary function, for that matter) will remain intact.
Case Study number 1: A 36 year old man was at a "stag party", which I believe is a bachelor party, right? One can only hope that he was NOT the guy getting married, this would certainly disrupt some new-found conjugal bliss. Anyway, he was probably in a pretty severe state of inebriation, and his 'friends' thought it would be really funny to insert a length of TENNIS WIRE into his urethra. I don't know how conscious he was at the time, but he certainly had no recollection of exactly how much had gone in. Honestly, boys these days. After reading about this, I can only conclude that 'stag parties' involving strippers are the ones on the tame side.
So the first thing the doctors did was to try and pull it out. No dice. Upon getting a scan, it was revealed that the guy had 2-3 METERS of tennis wire coiled in his BLADDER. No wonder he was having trouble peeing. He ended up having to have bladder surgery. No reports on whether his equipment is working correctly.
Case study number 2: Another 36 year old man (what is it about 36 year old men?) walked into the urology department claiming to have trouble peeing. It turns out that he had inserted the outer plastic sheath of a cable into his penis "for kicks". Apparently this is a form of "pathological masturbation" (the famous Kinsey of the Kinsey reports was even known for doing this), in which guys get off by inserting things into their penis. Since I imagine this hurts a great deal, one can only assume they also get off on pain. So this guy inserted a plastic sheath into his penis, and it was still sticking out (I suppose it's good that it wasn't all the way in there). But he had inserted so much that there was actually a knot of cable sheath up in his bladder.
Of course they didn't know this at first, and tried to pull it out. You can imagine how well that went. Hello, surgery.
The authors conclude that, even if the object inserted is protruding out of the meatus (the head of the penis), you shouldn't go try to pull it out. Most likely that's not all that's in there. Not only that, pulling doesn't seem to work most of the time. Usually surgery is necessary. But I would say the main lesson of the paper is this: don't insert things into your penis.
I spend WAY to much time on the net.....
1. 'Formicophilia' is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.
2. 99% of people cannot lick their elbow.
3. A broken clock is always right twice a day.
4. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
5. A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood!
6. According to U.S. FDA standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots.
7. An 'aglet' is the plastic or metal tip of a shoelace.
8. Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone!
9. Annually, the amount of garbage that is dumped in the world's oceans is three times the weight of fish that is caught from the oceans.
10. Baskin Robbins once made ketchup ice cream.
11. California has issued at least 6 drivers licenses to people named Jesus Christ.
12. Cast iron skillets used to be the leading source of iron in the American diet!
13. Each year, approximately 250,000 American husbands are physically attacked and beaten by their wives.
14. German soldiers, both heterosexual and homosexual, are allowed to have sex with each other!
15. Gloucester-shire airport in England used to blast Tina Turner songs on the runways to scare birds away.
16. If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.
17. If you're typical, you can guess someone's sex with 95% accuracy just by smelling their breath.
18. If your skin is laid flat it will cover an area of 18 square feet.
19. In 32 years. there are about 1 billion seconds!
20. In Albania, nodding your head means 'no' and shaking your head means 'yes'.
1. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory...
2. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects...
3. Impotence: Nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings..."
4. There are only 2 4 letter words that are offensive to men, 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together...
5. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but nest to the best thing on earth...
6. There are 3 stages in a man's life, Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly...
7. Virginity can be cured...
8. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity...
9. Having sex is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand...
10. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep w/ the enemy...
11. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!!
12. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was Happy with the thing...
Have you ever wondered?
Well now you will know…..
What is torture?
In the Convention Against Torture of 1984, torture is defined as "any act by which severe pain or suffering, whether physical or mental, is intentionally inflicted on a person for such purposes as obtaining from him or a third person information or a confession, punishing him for an act he or a third person has committed or is suspected of having committed, or intimidating or coercing him or a third person for any reason based on discrimination of any kind, when such pain or suffering is inflicted by or at the instigation of or with the consent or acquiescence of a public official or other person acting in an official capacity." In ratifying the Convention Against Torture, the United States Senate clearly stated that anything that would constitute cruel, inhuman, or unusual punishment under the U.S. Constitution is prohibited. The U.S. Senate also defined "mental pain" to include "procedures calculated to disrupt profoundly the senses or the personality."
What are the most common forms of torture?
There is no limit to the ways in which perpetrators can inflict physical and/or psychological harm on their victims. Some of more common forms of torture include suspension, beatings, electric shock, asphyxiation, sexual abuse, threats, humiliations, solitary confinement, threats, witnessing the torture of others, sham executions, deprivation of food, water, sleep, among others.
The distinction between physical and psychological methods is artificial. For example, sexual torture generally causes both physical and psychological symptoms, even when there has been no physical assault. The following list of torture methods is given to show some of the categories of possible abuse. It is not meant to be used by investigators as a checklist or as a model for listing torture methods in a report. A method-listing approach may be counterproductive, as the entire clinical picture produced by torture is much more than the simple sum of lesions produced by methods on a list. Indeed, experience has shown that when confronted with such a "package-deal" approach to torture, perpetrators often focus on one of the methods and argue about whether that particular method is a form of torture. Torture methods to consider include, but are not limited to:
(a) Blunt trauma, such as a punch, kick, slap, whipping, a beating with wires or truncheons or falling down;
(b) Positional torture, using suspension, stretching limbs apart, prolonged constraint of movement, forced positioning;
(c) Burns with cigarettes, heated instruments, scalding liquid or a caustic substance;
(d) Electric shock;
(e) Asphyxiation, such as wet and dry methods, drowning, smothering, choking or use of chemicals;
(f) Crush injuries, such as smashing fingers or using a heavy roller to injure the thighs or back;
(g) Penetrating injuries, such as stab and gunshot wounds, wires under nails;
(h) Chemical exposures to salt, chili pepper, gasoline, etc. (in wounds or body cavities);
(i) Sexual violence to genitals, molestation, instrumentation, rape;
(j) Crush injury or traumatic removal of digits and limbs;
(k) Medical amputation of digits or limbs, surgical removal of organs;
(l) Pharmacological torture using toxic doses of sedatives, narcoleptics, paralytics, etc.;
(m) Conditions of detention, such as a small or overcrowded cell, solitary confinement, unhygienic conditions, no access to toilet facilities, irregular or contaminated food and water, exposure to extremes of temperature, denial of privacy and forced nakedness;
(n) Deprivation of normal sensory stimulation, such as sound, light, sense of time, isolation, manipulation of brightness of the cell, abuse of physiological needs, restriction of sleep, food, water, toilet facilities, bathing, motor activities, medical care, social contacts, isolation within prison, loss of contact with the outside world (victims often are kept in isolation in order to prevent bonding and mutual identification and to encourage traumatic bonding with the torturer);
(o) Humiliations, such as verbal abuse, performance of humiliating acts;
(p) Threats of death, harm to family, further torture, imprisonment, mock executions;
(q) Threats of attacks by animals, such as dogs, cats, rats or scorpions;
(r) Psychological techniques to break down the individual, including forced betrayals, learned helplessness, exposure to
ambiguous situations or contradictory messages;
(s) Violation of taboos;
(t) Behavioral coercion, such as forced engagement in practices against one's religion (e.g. forcing Muslims to eat pork), forced harm to others through torture or other abuses, forced to destroy property, forced to betray someone placing them at risk for harm
(u) Forced to witness torture or atrocities being inflicted on others.
What are the effects of torture on its victims?
Survivors of torture and/or ill treatment often suffer from a combination of physical and psychological symptoms and disabilities. There may be a wide range of acute and chronic symptoms related to specific forms of physical injury, from pain and swelling to broken bones, irreparable neurological damage, and chronic painful musculoskeletal problems. Torture and/or ill commonly results in long-term psychological symptoms of depression, post-traumatic stress disorder, marked sleep disturbances and alterations in self-perceptions, not to mention feelings of powerlessness, of fear, guilt and shame...
Easter is a day that is honered by nearly all of contemporary Christianity and is used to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ.
The holiday often involves a church service at sunrise, a feast which includes an "Easter Ham", decorated eggs and stories about rabbits.
Those who love truth learn to ask questions, and many questions must be asked regarding the holiday of Easter.
Is it truly the day when Jesus arose from the dead? Where did all of the strange customs come from, which have nothing to do with the resurrection of our Saviour?
The purpose of this tract is to help answer those questions, and to help those who seek truth to draw their own conclusions.
The first thing we must understand is that professing Christians were not the only ones who celebrated a festival called "Easter."
"Ishtar", which is pronounced "Easter" was a day that commemorated the resurrection of one of their gods that they called "Tammuz", who was believed to be the only begotten son of the moon-goddess and the sun-god.
In those ancient times, there was a man named Nimrod, who was the grandson of one of Noah's son named Ham.
Ham had a son named Cush who married a woman named Semiramis.Cush and Semiramis then had a son named him "Nimrod."
After the death of his father, Nimrod married his own mother and became a powerful King.
The Bible tells of of this man, Nimrod, in Genesis 10:8-10 as follows: "And Cush begat Nimrod: he began to be a mighty one in the earth. He was a mighty hunter before the Lord: wherefore it is said, even as Nimrod the mighty hunter before the Lord. And the beginning of his kingdom was Babel, and Erech, and Accad,and Calneh, in the land of Shinar."
Nimrod became a god-man to the people and Semiramis, his wife and mother, became the powerful Queen of ancient Babylon.
Nimrod was eventually killed by an enemy, and his body was cut in pieces and sent to various parts of his kingdom.
Semiramis had all of the parts gathered, except for one part that could not be found.
That missing part was his reproductive organ. Semiramis claimed that Nimrod could not come back to life without it and told the people of Babylon that Nimrod had ascended to the sun and was now to be called "Baal", the sun god.
Queen Semiramis also proclaimed that Baal would be present on earth in the form of a flame, whether candle or lamp, when used in worship.
Semiramis was creating a mystery religion, and with the help of Satan, she set herself up as a goddess.
Semiramis claimed that she was immaculately conceived.
She taught that the moon was a goddess that went through a 28 day cycle and ovulated when full.
She further claimed that she came down from the moon in a giant moon egg that fell into the Euphrates River.
This was to have happened at the time of the first full moon after the spring equinox.
Semiramis became known as "Ishtar" which is pronounced "Easter", and her moon egg became known as "Ishtar's" egg."
Ishtar soon became pregnant and claimed that it was the rays of the sun-god Baal that caused her to conceive.
The son that she brought forth was named Tammuz.
Tammuz was noted to be especially fond of rabbits, and they became sacred in the ancient religion, because Tammuz was believed to be the son of the sun-god, Baal. Tammuz, like his supposed father, became a hunter.
The day came when Tammuz was killed by a wild pig.
Queen Ishtar told the people that Tammuz was now ascended to his father, Baal, and that the two of them would be with the worshippers in the sacred candle or lamp flame as Father, Son and Spirit.
Ishtar, who was now worshipped as the "Mother of God and Queen of Heaven", continued to build her mystery religion.
The queen told the worshippers that when Tammuz was killed by the wild pig, some of his blood fell on the stump of an evergreen tree, and the stump grew into a full new tree overnight. This made the evergreen tree sacred by the blood of Tammuz.
She also proclaimed a forty day period of time of sorrow each year prior to the anniversary of the death of Tammuz.
During this time, no meat was to be eaten.
Worshippers were to meditate upon the sacred mysteries of Baal and Tammuz, and to make the sign of the "T" in front of their hearts as they worshipped.
They also ate sacred cakes with the marking of a "T" or cross on the top.
Every year, on the first Sunday after the first full moon after the spring equinox, a celebration was made.
It was Ishtar's Sunday and was celebrated with rabbits and eggs.
Ishtar also proclaimed that because Tammuz was killed by a pig, that a pig must be eaten on that Sunday.
By now, the readers of this tract should have made the connection that paganism has infiltrated the contemporary "Christian" churches, and further study indicates that this paganism came in by way of the Roman Catholic System.
The truth is that Easter has nothing whatsoever to do with the resurrection of our Lord Jesus Christ.
We also know that Easter can be as much as three weeks away from the Passover, because the pagan holiday is always set as the first Sunday after the first full moon after the spring equinox.
Some have wondered why the word "Easter" is in the the King James Bible.
It is because Acts, chapter 12, tells us that it was the evil King Herod, who was planning to celebrate Easter, and not the Christians.
The true Passover and pagan Easter sometimes coincide, but in some years, they are a great distance apart.
