Fubar Blog Posts 4

I Am Soo Unfit!
So just got back from the gym with a training session with my friend (who is like a MACHINE)...OMG I'm so unfit. We were doing like circuit training type exercises and I had to stop after the first activity (you jump/squat on a steppy thing for 2 mins holding a really heavy ball)...I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA THROW UP! I had to go to the lady's and wait till the sickness passed, then I tried to run/walk it off and then I just felt sick again. I felt sooo bad, he was training another guy too and I was already given the lower step and the lighter ball to train with (I had the kiddy version) and the other guy took the higher step and heavier ball, but he was still doing it! I saw there were boxing gloves though and I really wanted to play with those but I just had to go home, I really thought I was gonna puke. :( Ahhhh and I wore a new pair of sweats too and the jogging bottoms were brand new, and the inside was all fluffy and it all stuck to my vajoo cos they were really fitted. I

Not A Happy Fu..
In my 4 years of FUBAR, I have met a lot of people, and many of them I have become quite close with. And I appreciate their friendship and support. As some of you may or may not know, roughly 2 weeks ago I was added to the “filtered” list on Fubar. Which means that I cannot be pimped or scroll. You can read the blog below for more information on it. In the time I have been here, I have never had my “junk” set as my default photo, nor have I had a default photo flagged. If I had, I wouldn’t be whining and complaining. I have spent the past 2 weeks sending PM’s to Support and to Admin’s of the site and have gotten no responses. I have spoken with numerous Bouncers and they are all very professional and understanding, but are not able to assist with this issue. As a member and a paying customer I have been asking for more information, and what can be done to remove me from this “list”. I have a couple of decisions to make. The fir

Susie's In Hospital...
Susie went to the hospital with some chest pain yesterday. They took a bunch of blood and did a cat scan. They luckily found no cats and really don't think it's cardiac related. Since they couldn't rule it out entirely they kept her overnight to do more tests including an MRI. They are leaning towards Gall bladder related ailments. I had a very weepy young one last night that had to sleep in my bed. She's still snoozing. Took a bit out of her. Brewed a pot and will wake the Munchkin up in a bit to go back up to the hospital. Susie feels much better and is extremely pissy because she hadn't eaten all day yesterday, and when they brought her breakfast this morning, Someone rushed in and told her not to eat until they did another test. I can't wait to go bring mama HOME! You've been told. Any with her number, give her a ring.... Love, Dud Ok she just called and They told her she'll be doing a stress test and she couldn't eat . She's getting really pissed now. They t

Just An Old Blue Chevy?
11 March, 2007 I65 North near Shepardsville Kentucy It was a nice sunny Sunday afternoon in North central Kentucy. I was on my regular route to Detroit Michigan like always. Traffic was moving along, in the middle lane was an old chevy. I was getting irritated by it, sitting there along side my 80,000lbs rig thinking If I blow A tire where that car is I will take out the windows. But then I saw the little boy in the passenger seat, pointing at the tractor and trailer I was driving up the road, looking at all the little details only children see and adults miss and automotive engineers live for. Then I saw his happy little face as they came along side my tractor. He looked to be about 10 to 12 years old, he pumped his thin small arm up and down signaling for me to blow my air horns as children love to do. I gave him a few honks, he smiled and asked me to do it again. I did as he asked, He gave me a big smile and a wave of thanks, I slowed her down to 60, I did not want hi

Altruism
I had an interesting discussion with a friend today about altruism. It is my contention that being truly altruistic is impossible. Maybe that view reflects my cynicism, but I firmly believe that nothing is selfless. So...ask a question to all of you lovely folks that read my drivel...can someone illustrate true altruism to me? I once read an article stating that meerkats are the only biologics that demonstrate altruism (sidenote: can rocks be altruistic?). But, studies since have shown that is not the case. Anyways, someone, please, give it a shot and prove me wrong. okthanksbye.

Spoken Word ~ Masked By Marq
Masked Many people wear mask to concealed they are fake Talking trash in their head, while they smile in your face Then as soon as you are out of earshot, they bash you to your peers Phony ass friends that would mock your tears They’re two-faced frauds with wicked intent Manipulating others, so perceptions are bent They will lie & they will cheat Trust them if you dare But the cycle is bound to repeat & leave you worse for the wear Marq, my words Sooner or later their treacherous ways Will surface again to leave you dazed It’s a cycle of trickery that chisels away At your faith in others, compounding your dismay So be careful whom you believe, for there are but a few. Be weary of the counterfeit; to thy own self be true. And to the bogus beings, covertly on the make. Pick a face & be real for goddess sake! 12/06/05 S.M.Hall

The Awakening
I read this and I wanted to share with you.... This is stepping into self empowerment and finding inner peace. It is an awakening to the fact that your happiness depends solely on you and always has. Awaken to the beauty you truly hold. The Awakening A time comes in your life when you finally get it ... when, in the midst of all your fears and insanity, you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out ... ENOUGH! Enough fighting and crying and blaming and struggling to hold on. Then, like a child quieting down after a tantrum, you blink back your tears and begin to look at the world through new eyes. This is Your Awakening. You realize it's time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change, or for happiness, safety and security to magically appear over the next horizon. You realize that in the real world there aren't always fairy tale endings, and that any guarantee of "happily ever after" must Begin With You ... and

Where Am I ?? Please Read
Hey there everyone, Please 4 give me if u dont see much of me.. If you know me, then you will know that WE are very involved & busy with our 2 teens & we are verry involved with them & Baseball & Marching Band. They are the most important thing @ this time. "Travel Baseball With the Indiana Blazers 6 years in a row "Indiana State Champions Sound of North Marching Band, North H.S. This is a bad time of year for me (Summer & Fall) here on CT, my time is very limited. I will do my very best to comment back & return ratings, but I cant promise Pleaseeee dont give up on me, as I would never give up on u. If u know me then u know this is killing me & please dont get upset if u rate me or comment & dont see me return them please understand. Just to get comments out is really hard on me, but I try my best & Im doing all I can here at this time. I do appreciate whatever u do for me!!! but u dont have to do anything

My Son Travis Was Hurt
he is 18 and he was with his gf emily last night...he got jumped by 3 guys and they knocked him out and broke his nose really bad...he is going to have to have surgery...he was defending his gf honour...what cowards to do this to him...he already has a cast on for a broken hand...they knocked him out in the middle of the street by kicking him in the head...then dragged him knocked out off the road...I spent most of the night in the hospital..thank God he is going to be okay..he could have been killed...what cowards to do this to my son. it scared the hell out of me...the police showed up at my door and said your son has been the victim of an assault...and that I need to get to the hospital.

Your P*ssy Hurts Why??
Okay, I'm only going to address this for ONE day, I'm not going to let it consume my time nor my energy.... Apparently Johnnydevil is all butthurt about not being "red" or in the top ten so his supporters have started this bulletin.... GO LOOK THEN PLEASE COME BACK HERE Yawns...it seems Johnny may be having some trouble gathering his ratings on his own so he'd rather do so at my expense....so, here's what REALLY happened.... Let's start at the very beginning with "sportsmanship"...Johnny hit the top ten under a profile called Devils Plaything....you all remember "HER" right? Blonde, green shirt slightly pulled up?...Yeah...that was Johnny. So what he and his friends are trying to get you to believe is that's it's much more admirable to LIE and FAKE your way into the top 10 than to be yourself, work hard and make it on YOUR merit and with the help of your friends. Secondly.......I'll explain THIS: Talk about PARANOID....the Reality is that I had passed Johnny e

The Truth Ii: Prisoner In My Own Profile? No More.
[ insert picture here ] ...that's about how it feels here these days...this rant is going to be good, that's for sure. So earlier in the week I posed that now-infamous bulletin slamming BBG for her continued use of fake pictures and it basically started World War Fucking IV around here...I didn't sticky it but I have an idea of who did. The point of which in and of itself is really fucking irrelevant. Don't worry I have more on BBG as well as many other "top members" and fucking wanna be "fubar gods in their brains" to go around for a long ass time. I'm so over this place and most of the people here it's downright disgusting. The amount of people that feel the need to refresh my fucking page, watch my uploads, count my pictures, monitor my profile comments, leave stupid drama causing comments and blog comments and shit that I do around here and freak out about it is fucking ridiculous. That's really the main reason I haven't been around much for the past two weeks is I don't want to

Im Here But Can Sit Up Much,yet...
I had a serious problem last weekend...my colon rupture a little (Thank God just a lil)and i had to rush to the hospital and heve a cpl surgeries...and i have at least one more to go but not for about 6-8 months they say....Im sure ill be fine, im on sevearal antibiotics and pain meds....Please dont worry if your in one of my giveaways i have plenty of money in my accounts and if for some reason im unable to do so myself i have friends watching for people ready to be paid off...if you complete a give away , you will recieve the said prize directly after....and also as i get better i will be on more ,and will be back to returning all the love people leave me...Dont worry about me ...ill be better soon I do love and miss you all...

I Posted This As A Bulletin
what is going on here?? I post comments, I rate, but all but a few return the favor. All I see in the repeat ads for lounges, ways to make fubucks during happy hours. Where's the fun, the connection, the finding each other. Very few read my bulletins, my comments get messages in return, but then I reply to the messages and they are ignored. I have said it before, and I will say it again, we are losing the point of this site, which is to make friends, make connections, have fun. let's come together again, send fun comments, read each other's comments, bulletins, and enjoy each other. I can write this because I know few will read it and none will repost it, but at least I have said my piece.

01-12-08 (blah's)
Sending you the warmest greetings With a dash of color & brightness! Although there's a select few who receive my greets or read my blog, That are lucky geographically speaking; Not to be in the midst of the winter weather. Although I wouldn't say those of US who endue the winter Is already at "cabin fever" pitch of the season: (for me that comes around March) But a good portion of the winter weather region - (say that fast 5 times) Probably are in the "blahs" stages of what seems like the never ending dreary weather accompanied by The gray skies and those nasty viruses. After the holidaZe, It seems that after you get things settled, putting things away ... And trying to get things back to "normal" - Is when the "BLAH's" start to sink in! You look at the calendar and start to think back on when you start seeing signs of "hope" (weather changing for the better) I know when I reflect back (to WHEN to expect good weather) I

In Light Of Things
Ok I have stepped down as chief deputy of the hotties I will no longer support chief in what he is doing, cause it is just simply WRONG. So instead of being a part of the hotties I am making my own group. The 2nd alarm hotties page is mine and it will change in name and who is able to access it PERIOD. I will be making my own group and if any of the current hotties would like to join I'll be more then happy to have you.Anyways I hope you all understand why I must leave, I will not have my name be dragged through the mud. Much love Shell

What Happened Corey?
The answer is (since I am being asked this non-stop), I have no idea. I was talking it up with Emily (Forn) and having an online status war with Bliss (Liquorbox) and I got deleted. No one will tell me why. As you all know, I don't script or have fake referrals.. Hell, I had zero referrals.. I don't do drama and if you are hearing from me in anything other than a positive or joking tone, then you've messed up and need to be called on your mess. I've gone through all the proper avenues. I started at the lounge, who referred me to Ryan (Scrapper) who told me to write Support. When I wrote Support, they told me to take my question to the Lounge. Uhmm great.. Well I wrote whoever was working support at that time to tell them that Ryan told me to write them, and that the lounge had referred me to Ryan.. and they told me basically only BabyJ can delete and to read the TOS. That's the funny thing. I know the TOS. I've read it many times. I often quote it to those people who need help wh

Happy Birthday Gg!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO GRAFICZ GRL!!!! THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST AWESOME GIRLS ON FUBAR!!! ĞŔaƒíCzĞŔL ~ Owned By and Owner Of Master0fPuppets ~ Makin Reeka My B*tch@ fubar GO SHOW HER SOME AWESOME BIRTHDAY LOVE!!! THANK YOU SOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!

Who Is Childish ??
SO SUBBY ( MY B.F.F) AND I (HER B.F.F) HAVE BEEN IN A DEBATE... PLEASE SETTLE THIS FOR US ... SHE THINKS THAT I AM THE MORE CHILDISH ONE AND I SAY SHE IS .. WHO IS MORE CHILDISH ?? SUBBY OR ME .. WHY ?? PLEASE TAKE A FEW TO RATE HER PROFILE TOO ;)

The Master's Whore & I Are Hot!!
So The Master's Whore just posted a blog showing what some dicklick said to her and I get this FROM THE SAME GUY 2 minutes later!! FYI: The "Jedi fag" he's referring to is Jedi Master Goatse, who also had him in his "box". ->Scatter My...: he thinks you have a purty mouth ->Scatter My...: no...that's our bodyguard Scatter My...: is he a jedi fag too ->Scatter My...: yeah our husbands are happy Scatter My...: yea so she has hot tits so do you ->Scatter My...: you just told my friend you wanted to fuck her tits Scatter My...: lol what ->Scatter My...: oh lord Scatter My...: hey sexy

An Evening With Augusten Burroughs
There's this bookstore in Hollywood called Book Soup. It's an awesome little independent book store. Every week, almost every day, they have author talks and book signings. Last Friday, they had a favorite author of mine, Augusten Burroughs, in. I was really tired from Starlab, but I figured I had better go just in case I never get that chance again. I always enjoy the author talks, especially when they're talking about their writing processes and inspirations. Burroughs has a new book out called A Wolf at the Table. It's his fifth memoir now, about his father. If you've had the pleasure of reading something like Running with Scissors, you would know that his father was a very dark person. As such, this book will very dark and probably not funny in the least. He talked a little about his father, and I have a feeling that it's going to read like a horror story more than anything else. He talked about other things like other projects coming up, the audiobook for A Wolf at the

Life...barely. An Update.
I suppose everyone wants to know what the hell is going on. Everyone that I actually talk to regularly anyway. (And maybe some others in particular.) I don't want a lot of shouts or further discussion about any of this really. Time to close this door and look forward but I know there's a lot of confusion out there and I don't want to leave anyone hanging either. So, Chris and I were perfect. Things were great. Ya'll knew this. I couldn't have been happier. Chris knew A LOT of things about my personal life that I haven't necessarily shared here much. HOMICIDAL HUSBAND, some drug abuse years ago...NOT ANYMORE IN THE SLIGHTEST LET'S NOT GO THERE, and the biggest...I am and have been semi active in the adult industry. (Come on now, look at that face and that rack and pretend you didn't know!) Chris being the amazing man that he is was very accepting. He loved me, I loved him. Things were gravy. Let me make it very clear...he didn't find these things out about me as we went along.

Leveler Information
Im please too announce 2 members of our family will be part of the leadership team with me. They will continue too post level ups and help handle any situations that arise. They are not doing anything new they have actually been this for awhile and so i asked them too help so that level ups still get done and I dont have too worry when im not on here. So would you please help me welcome Passionman71 & LilBamagirl too the leadership. We will also in the near future be adding team leaders to help keep track of birthdays, points and anything that may need taken care of. All members must fan, rate and add all levelers. If you check this daily it wont take you long at all. This is a requirement!!!! We are a team and work together this helps knowing where everyone is at. We will be this weekend have 200 members.. It takes me time too update it so please respect the time it takes too do it and add all. Please pay attention too the next part!!! Makes my job alot easier!!!

Ninja Style...
This blog is dedicated to Suzie, because she’s cooler than you and she appreciates my stories. My late teenage years were basically a blur. I realize it’s cliché because everyone thinks they partied hard when they were younger, but trust me; I’ve seen some crazy shit. For every guy you know that puked off a balcony, I’ll show you a guy who let another guy puke in his mouth to win a particular dollar bill his group of friends coveted like it was a fucking holy grail. I highly doubt George Washington ever entertained the notion that futuristic hoodlums would engage in such debauchery just to possess legal tender featuring his ugly mug. (Or maybe he did, and he was secretly turned on by it. After all, our forefathers were slave raping potheads, so sexual deviance was the standard.) At any rate, this isn’t a story about puke swallowing frat behavior or perverted statesmen on a steady diet of dank; this is the story of the first time I ever got drunk. I was thirteen years old an

Worst Tattoos Ever Vol. 1
I've always been a advocate of people getting really unique, innovative tattoos. I, myself, make sure that everything I get isn't anything that anyone else has. That's one of the reasons why I design all my own stuff. What you are about to see are tattoos that are indeed, very unique. But it's not because they had someone from Miami Ink or Hart and Huntington or even Kat Von D work their amazing magic on them. It's because they're subhuman fucking morons who have either given up on life or are just too fucking ignorant to even know they have a hideously disfigured their bodies with a living, breathing joke. Let's have a look. I can't really rank these, but I'll try and save the best for last.Well, I guess if you're trying to distract people from your vile back fat, you might as well cover it in Star Wars characters, right? The force is strong with this one...Just in case this man ever needs surgery on his clavicle, the doctor won't need to waste any time going through his old medical b

Jet For Auction Or 20pt
JET IS UP FOR AUCTION OR MIX N MATCH 20PTS. OPENING BID 200K PRIVATE MESSAGE ME UR BID. AUCTION WILL CLOSE TOMORROW 10PM FU TIME 6-29-08. YOU CAN CHOOSE 2 ELMOS 4-4TH JULY OR HAVE ME SEND 20-1 PT TO PEOPLE OF YOUR CHOICE. PS- DON'T FORGET WHEN BIDDING THAT FUBAR CHARGES A 20% BUX TRANSFER FEE. SO PLEASE KEEP THIS IN MIND. HAPPY BIDDING AND BEST OF LUCK!!

Just A Survey
1)Two names you go by? Amy....and Amy 2) Four things you are wearing right now? green undies, a tshirt, my glasses, my watch 3) Are you currently in a relationship? nope. flying solo. 4) Have you ever been given a rose? yeah. sometimes a dozen. 5) What is your all-time favorite romance movie? I can't think. I don't really like romance movies. 6) Have you ever been in love? No. 7) Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate? Maybe. 8) What's your current problem? Packing. boo! 9)Are you getting tired of your friends because they're being jerks? Not at all. I'm being the jerk actually. I really need to call my bff. 10) Your thoughts on long distance relationships? Never going to do it again. 12) How many kids do you want to have? Hmm. More than one. I hate being an only child. 13) What is/are your favorite colors? Pink! 14) Do you believe you're truly only in love once? No. 15) Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?

Some Serious Changes
I just received a phone call from both my mom and brother that they have taken my father from the nursing facility to the hospital and he is in renal failure. They are also having a difficult time establishing a regular heartbeat. The doctors will be "working on him" until a result is reached. Not knowing what will happen in the very near future, I thought I would let you know that if I am suddenly absent from Fubar, the worst has occurred. I will not be going into the hospital at this time as there is no way that I can see him. Thank you again for all your thoughts and prayers and I will be here, hoping for the best, until I hear further news. ******UPDATE****** I just received another call from my brother. He has been in the ER about an hour now and has been stabilized. He will be there until about 7pm EDT. I will do another blog when I know more....Thank you ALL again!

I Did Steal This :p
You take the top 10 most played songs on your iPod or similar device (or just pick 10 songs you listen to a really really lot). Post the first line of the lyrics to each in your blog. Sit back in smug satisfaction, knowing you have the best taste in music ever (this is a crucial step). Then your friends do their part: in the comments section, try to identify what songs the lyrics come from. Oh, and Googling is cheating! 1. Brainstorm, take me away from the norm 2. So close no matter how far, couldn't be much more from the heart 3. Gypsy, sitting looking pretty, the broken rose with laughing eyes 4. You've got your ball, you've got your chain, tie it to me tight, tie me up again 5. She's a good girl, loves her mama, loves Jesus and America too 6. My hands are searching for you My arms are outstretched towards you I feel you on my fingertips My tongue dances behind my lips for you 7. Can't help it, the girl can't help it 8. We belong together, Like t

Wanna Race?
So, during a sb conversation with someone who is also on their way to godfather, it occurred to me that I want to race someone, just for fun. Anyone game? After I someone agrees to it, we can figure out the "prize". I'm thinking like some salute with something humiliating on it, or something.

You Can't See That
I was looking through my bar tab, and where someone had ripped a picture when I did the mouse over it said: "The owner has not given you permission to see this photo" Kind of funny on a ripped picture.

Wheelchairs.
I've been sitting here wracking my brain for a while trying to figure out how to pay for shit. Lets face it. I'm broke as hell. I'm a single mom trying to make it, sob sob sob. I've always managed, and my bills get paid, there is just no room for extras. Now a gigantic extra has reared its ugly head. As a couple of you know, my daughter is severely handicapped. Beyond a reason of a doubt. She received her wheelchair a little while ago, and we haven't really had the need to use it because she was still small and could fit into a stroller. Autumn is going to be 4 this year, and Autumn is no longer small. She's over half as tall as me and weighs a forth as me. Thats usually not a big deal, but I'm handicapped as well. I can no longer lift her without doing damage to myself. It has now become necessity for me to get a van with a wheelchair ramp so I no longer have to move her from car seat to stroller to car seat and back. Not to mention, this wheelchair was custom made for her to help her

Outrage!
I am absolutely disgusted with what has become prevalent in the one place I sought out for my sanctuary. I posted this comment in the NON-MUMM given here as an example. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Frayed Knot ™ Online (dirty bird...flew the coop!) East Hartland, CT August 11, 2008 @ 10:18 am #128 of 135 How about not rewarding idiots with comments when they aren't capable of following the guidelines of the forum? How bout letting them starve for the attention they seek instead of rewarding them? How about rewarding those who do follow the guidelines and have something worth reading? Why must the stupidity win out in a place where intellect is the ruling force? I detest watching these NON-MUMMS become the popular spot for wasted intelligence. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I find it completely ignorant to give these idiots anything. I feel that if they were ignored they would be less likely to continue posting such crap.

Social Injustice
First things first: Please read, comment, and rate this. i could give a fuck less about points, but the more attention a blog gets the more people come to see it It amazes me, how the media will run a story over and over and over to further perpetuate the american fear of the black male.. And it sickens me how clowns like jesse jackson and al sharpton make a mockery of their entire race by calling fowel at every cheak turn of a white person in power, for even the smallest offence.. but when it comes to TRUE HORROR stories like what i am about to post, because there is no one of special interest is involved neither are they.. SURE the charges against OJ and Michael Jackson are racially charged (pfffft) and demanded their unending attention.. but this went completely under the radar. As if no one cared. Perhaps it was the horror, or perhaps she just wasnt rich or white enough to matter in the eyes of the media or of alleged "black leaders" (also known as circus sideshow freaks)

Week 7 Stats And Week 8 Schedule
Hey all. Instead of having two separate blogs, I am just going to do the stats and the next weeks schedule in one blog. First the Stats for Week 7.. lots of ties it looks like, are you guys copying one another? :p Here we go... 1st place: Kelly and It's Just Me with 64-108 2nd Place: Drill with 61-108 3rd Place: JP with 59-102 4th Place: Superman and Porch with 58-102 5th Place: Me with 57-102 6th Place: Tom with 54-102 7th and 8th and 9th Place: Will with 53-102 Texi with 52-102 Red Alert with 51-102 The players with 50 points or less is as follows... McLovin with 50 Carrie with 49 Spanky and Manny with 44 Alchy with 42 Buff with 38 Rich with 36 TZR with 32 Radio X with 31 DFresh with 27 Crow and Bonz with 22 Mikey with 13 On a side note before I post week 8.. there are many of you that have not gotten your picks in on time, you know when they are due and I shouldn't have to remind you every week. If you no longer want to partc

Dod 4 Friday Is Chocolate Bunny!!!
Show sum love please and comment on this blog when you rate her...thanx DJ Chocolate Bunny Owner OF THE BBW LOVERS~The Click Club~~Sarges Bad Girls*Greeter/Promoter @ Rasta@ fubar

Throw It All Away
Trying not to make this overly emo and hopefully as I get more comfortable with bloggin I can make them more fun, but this one is on a sirius note. Also have to say that i am semi-copy-cating Vixey and Mel’s blogs by posting lyrics (but those of you that know me, know how much music means to me) :p This week has been a difficult one; friends of mine lost their very young daughter. So reflecting on that and thinking about those in my life that mean so much to me this song came to mind. I am not a poetic scholar nor do I pretend to know exactly what the artist meant by every line, but to me the message is clear, that loved ones are worth so much more than anything we can possess. Whether it is a death, or a break up or a friendship that drifts apart, we all have people that are really close to us that if they were not part of our lives it would be very painful, so my blog is dedicated to those in my life that I adore. JAMBI-by Tool Here from the king's mountain view; Here fro

Im Bursting
You all know I have my own business ... usually personal details and such I keep very close to myself. However I am bursting and the details I cant share with people here because I have promised not to. Since I moved the store and have had to deal with losing my older customer base due to them falling away I have been dealing with a pretty good debt owed to one of my suppliers. They have been fantastic to me and helped me fight to get from under it. The owner has watched me hang on carry on and do what I have to do but its a slow painful and stressful crawl. It is in my importers best interest that I continue to hang on and operate mainly because he has a brother in law who owns 2 other deli's like mine in the area (my main competition) and this said brother in law will do anything to take business away from him...(that was a nut shell explanation) This other deli owner is for sure hoping to buy me out and if things dont change it would be safe to say I would do it if it was good f

My Hair Should Be....durrrrr
Your Hair Should Be Brown You are an intelligent, well respected person. You are very confident. You take yourself seriously, and other people take you seriously too. You are a good leader, and you can be trusted with someone's life. You motivate people well, and you command respect easily. You are competent, successful, and organized. You can't stand chaos. Some people mistake you for being cold, calculating, or elitist. What Color Hair Should You Have?

I R Sad Now
My husband chose the chainmail links... i been working on them alll day.. now... he doesn't want me to use them... he saw me struggling with the small links because of my problem with my hands... I was working on it.. doing decent.. but now..he wants bigger rings.. sad.. i was having fun too.. oh well.. i will just have to get bigger rings!

What Is With People
I swear people just continue to amaze me. I've wrote about my one friend before. The one who started off this year looking like he had anything from 6 months to 2 years left to live thanks to cancer. But then surprisingly he beat it somehow...by some miracle! His wife has been...eh I'm trying to think of a nice way to put it...not very supportive, not very caring, emotionally cold, etc, etc. Even after he beat the cancer...he got a blood clot in his lung and had to get emergency surgery when the one thing they put into his chest as an IV got infected. Anytime we've gone any real length of time without talking...it's been because he was in the hospital. Last I heard from him was back in September. His birthday was coming up so I texted him once saying oh someone's birthday is coming up soon. Nothing. Normally I hear back within a day. The day of his birthday...sent a happy birthday text. Still nothing. I let like 2 weeks go by and just sent a hey text. Nothing. Another

Crap
Once in a while something happens that makes me even more disenchanted and disgusted with humanity as I already am. Something that leaves a print on my conscience, adding fuel to my misanthropic nature. Several years ago it was a young guy getting his head chopped off on a Greyhound Bus, while onlookers where cowering in the back, not even remotely trying to do something about the whole situation. This week it was a rush of disgusting pigs stampeding into Walmart and murdering an innocent men in the name of a discounted piece of plastic and metal. These are the same obese pigs that would happily criticize my way of life and thinking, noting my lack of morals and humility. Same cretins that teach their children about tolerance, love, and peace on Earth. It just never gets old: humans acting like...humans. Its too bad the end of the world in 2012 is a pure scham.

July '09 Bling/ Blast Pack Contest
HEY FU'S CHECK THIS OUT!!!!! DESA IS IN A CONTEST AND SHE NEEDS YOUR HELP!!!!! **SHE NEEDS 13K IN COMMENTS TO WIN EITHER A 7 DAY BLAST OR A BLING PACK, IT WOULD MEAN A LOT TO HER IF EVERYONE WOULD STOP BY AND LEAVE A FEW COMMENTS TO HELP HER OUT!** ***THANK YOU ALL IN ADVANCE*** PLEASE CLICK ON THE PIC AND HELP HER OUT A LIL BROUGHT TO YOU BY: �™JUICY FRUIT~�™~MZ.DREAMS~�™FU WIFEY 2 X DAHANDOFGOD X �™ROLE MODELS�™@ fubar (repost of original by '�™JUICY FRUIT~�™~MZ.DREAMS~�™FU WIFEY 2 X DAHANDOFGOD X �™ROLE MODELS�™' on '2008-12-04 20:37:19')

What Song Should You Strip To?
Your Stripper Song Is Master and Servant by Depeche Mode "There's a new game We like to play you see A game with added reality You treat me like a dog Get me down on my knees" Yawn, dancing is so boring without a little spice. What Song Should You Strip To?

Crystal's Fault
FEMALE SURVEY DON'T whimp OUT GIRLS! 1) Does your myspace password have to do with a guy? Nope. 2) Are you a girly girl? I am guilty. 3) Small or big purses? ANY! 4) Do you sleep in a bra? Nope. 5) Coach bag or NFL game tickets? Coach bag. 6) Do you enjoy drama? Nope. 7) Did you dress up on Halloween? Not this year. 8) Do you call anybody by their last name? Nope. 9) How many guys will read this just because it says "FEMALE SURVEY"? No idea. 10) Do you wear makeup? Yes. I love my make up. lol 12) Have you ever been called a bad influence? In a teasing manner. 13) American Eagle or Holli&

Stranger Than Strange
i have never ever spoken to this person before. remember this.. on a pic involving my ass: wow i would love to eat out of that ass in my shoutbox: your feet are so sweet boo have a great night you sexy thing in my messages: "......anad i am in love with you , you are the most beautiful girl i have ever seen , Honestly" and there's more, but you get it. what a fucktard

Just A Few More
The snow here is depressing me like all hell :( This is the top of the garage, dont know why I took a pic of it but I did.. Yuck all I can see of my car My car is buried...its the neighbors car you see Looking towards the other neighbors house Can YOU find the car? I can't The front of my car is BURIED Showing how high the piles are getting with the shovel.. My car from the front door

Please Read
I promised not to be sappy/mushy in my public Happy New Year blog but I won’t make that same promise for this one. Also this is a long blog but I can’t help that. I also want to add if you’re not directly mentioned in here that does NOT mean you aren’t someone I value knowing and being a friend of. The people listed here are just ones that some are really best friends of mine or people who have really impacted me. Some of them are a huge reason of why I know a lot of other friends and people who I care for and love knowing. I wish I had the time to list everyone and say something about each and every one of you, but that would take so much time. If you’re not on here and still want to know what I would say about knowing you, just let me know and I’ll tell you. Also the ones below that I do mention are in no certain order. Just kind of went with the flow. Wait, I take that back. The first person I’m gonna mention is because if I hadn’t interacted with that person I might not k

New Year And Stuff
I don't, as a rule, do resolutions, as it makes a mockery of self-improvement to only want to do it one day a year, but for the record, this year I want to... 1. Lose like a shitload of weight and stop being fat 2. Kick the smoking back into touch, and get back to full non-smoking status 3. Learn the ukulele 4. Write that book at last 5. Finally watch/listen to/read all that stuff in my house I bought and never got round to 6. Spend more time with my family 7. Spend less money on things I don't need

Geekbored Confessional
I didn't mention what I got for Christmas because it really reveals the geek that I am, but in the spirit of full disclosure to those of you that read my blogs and pretty much have a good idea of what kind of geek I am, I will 'fess up. With the new Xbox 360 update, they give you the ability to copy your games to the hard drive. This allows for them to load faster, though I wish it would mean I wouldn't have to switch disks, but I digress. My Xbox is one of the originals, with only the 20gig drive, which didn't fit many games, so I got the 120gb upgrade with the transfer cord so I could move all my old stuff over. I can definitely see a speed boost. I also got some more 360 games; Fable II, and Saints Row 2. I know that SR2 is a GTA knock off, but in some ways, I like it better, just because there are so many customization options. I enjoy pimping out my cars, my cloths, and etc. I also got the official Xbox wireless adapater, I had one I had kludged together, which worked

Stolen
Under each question, answer it, then go to urbandictionary. com and put the VERY FIRST definition that comes up. 1) Whats your name? ME: Sherry UD: Sherry a confused young girl who has no idea what the hell she doing. Girl: You are such a sherry! you can't love two guys at once. 2) Whats your age? ME:41 UD:41 A good looking or HOT, female. Used as a code so others will not know what you are talking about. Look at that 41 behind us or thats a 41 at the door. 3) Name one of your friends? ME: Ashley UD: Ashley a bad ass motherfucker who who won't take no shit off of nobody that girl is about to get the Ashley knocked out of her 5) Whats you favorite color? ME: purple UD: purple Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin. Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple! 6) What is the name of th

Point Whore 101
Yes. It is true. I'm a point whore. I like the feeling of waking up in the morning and seeing how i did. (I wasn't around yesterday so didn't rank). I have been through many changes on this site. I started as a Comment whore. Then moved to the mumms, tried to do both for a time, but that was hard and time consuming. I went back to comment whore only. Some mummers miss me. Some don't. Lmaoo I haven't been commenting too much, i hear about that alot. Sorry, just haven't been in the mood, and still don't like the changes Fubar made for comments. With all that said i have to complaints about being a comment whore. 1) EZ Rates are not just pictures you find on google. They are small pictures, all the same size that allow you to run through them quicker, and not have to scroll up and down. Just cause they aren't pictures of you, doesn't always make them easy. PS The smaller the better. 2) If you have Fan/rate/add me in your status or name, you better do the same. I hate goin

Wheaties
Ok...Mannish gave me a great idea. I'm having a contest: put your boobs on a Wheaties box and give them to me. I'll give a prize to the winner. And no, they don't have to be perfect (or even good) to win. The basis on my decision will be completely arbitrary and have nothing to do with anything. However, there will be a winner...and all boobs shall be random, I won't put your name with them. So..send me your boobs?

A2m
according to candis status, she totally does ass to mouth, and if i get one of those valentines blasts, i will do ass to mouth on her!! my neighbors are annoying me, they are plowing and there is nothing outside but ice, so it is making a sound straight from hell. aaaaaaaaand i just found a stash of my christmas ornaments in my daughters room

/epic Sigh
How do you tell someone who was generous enough to lend you something pricy that you lost it? I've searched and nada. It's pretty much gone, probably in a junkyard somewhere. What do I do? I haven't seen her in months, since I graduated high school. I feel like I should lie to her. Tell her I left it back at my apartment hours away. I can't replace what I lost. I don't even think they make it anymore. Should I give her money in return? /sigh I suck.

Kazakh-wha?
When I was 19, I submitted an application and applied for a scholarship to live in Morocco and study Arabic. I hand-printed the application in Arabic script, sent it off, and then wondered, "Where exactly IS Morocco?" I had some general notion that Morocco was in Africa, but I wasn't clear on the specifics. I'm also not sure how I figured out where it was, as I don't think you could do a google back then. I might've looked at an actual map? I forget. I remember, though, that I figured out where it was before I announced to my parents that I was going there. "You're going WHERE?" "To Morocco!" "Where IS Morocco?" *exasperated sigh* With just a hint of condescension, I explained, "It's in northern Africa, just south of Spain." Isn't it nifty how we can make ourselves feel special over having attained a wee bit of knowledge that someone else doesn't have? And isn't it sad that I didn't know where the fuck Morocco was until after I'd applied to go there? Before actu

Are Yours This Good
-> MONICA THE...: im gonna screen shot this convo MONICA THE...: dude it is the best sb convo ever MONICA THE...: i am jealous and to be jealous of that is weird, but i am -> MONICA THE...: lol at our shoutbox convo -> MONICA THE...: lol it was nice to have nice big one cause i been shittin like a rabbit recently MONICA THE...: no way, all my turds have been tiny, it has sucked -> MONICA THE...: lol... due i had a turd that broke up in shape of a Y i soooo wanted to takepic for you MONICA THE...: heheh i got mas diaria from no sugar added ice cream it sucked -> MONICA THE...: loli ate all the candies MONICA THE...: i got a stomach ache for valentines day Love ya.. friends who poop together stay together

Hate In All Forms
People always say I hate this I hate that Then people hate on others because they have some they want and destroy the things others have I really can not understand why people always got to hate on others Isn't it easier and nicer if we are friend and show love to each other Accept the facts Leave the ones together who love each other and let the past be and move on? I know there are lovers out there who are seperated because of haters I wish them that they will work things out And I wish their haters to just accept it and help them lovers to find their way back to them and not hating on them anymore Help them to find back to their love and stop trying to get them for your own, it is not worth it because it wont last forever Keep the friendship but not the love I heard about a lot of things on here and I see a lot of things here and I am really shocked how ven sweet people can ruin others relationships I never thought that these sweet people are so full of hate that they go

Let Me Clarify Something
When I started out on my quest to get the spotlight I had 6 million of my own fubucks. I have since had some amazing friends help me along the way, but don't forget 6 million of what I have is still mine that I earned. Oh and I also rate and other stuff to earn fubucks that I didn't "beg" for. So if you have a problem with me spending MY fubucks to buy friends in fu-owned or buy gifts from the gift shop then I'm sorry but that's on you. Just because I'm trying to get spotlight doesn't mean I have to stop spending fubucks altogether. That is just stupid. In short, if you're going to judge me for how I spend my fubucks then just delete yourself from my friends list. I don't need "friends" like that. I won't argue with you. I'm sorry you think my practices are wrong.

Fu Better And Fu Worse
I dont really have much to say. My wife needs coffee and I'm too sick to make her some *coughcoughhacksalungcough* Who loves our fuzbian asses enough to go send her a coffee? *coughsupalungagain* By the way hunny, Im not life insured...hahaha ™©ღCantSleepClownsWillEatMeღ☆☆♪ Owned by the beautiful LipStick@ fubar

Chance To Win $1 Mill Fubux + 1 Rate For Ez Fubux
I need all the rates I can get on this one pic in order for me to win a HH..plz help me...Private message me after you rate it and I'll send you 10,000 fubucks instead of 1,000 now! I'm upping up the prize! UPDATE!! THE PERSON WHO GETS THE MOST PEOPLE TO RATE THE PIC GETS 1 MILLION FUBUCKS!!!! MAKE SURE THE PEOPLE YOU HAVE RATE IT LET ME KNOW IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE YOUR USER ID SO YOU GET CREDIT!!

~¤~ Hmm... ~¤~
I've noticed alot of people throw words and emotions around. In turn I feel this makes the words worthless and there's no point in saying them anymore as it's all been said to much. I know alot of people would ask the person they care about to do the opposite, but i feel that it's not necessary to say for actions speak louder than words... So... Do not tell me I'm perfect, perfection is to hard to attain... Do not tell me how beautiful I am, beauty is only skin deep... Do not compare me to others, I am but me no more no less... Do not say I love you, if you truely did I wont need to be told. Just be there for me and walk with me when it seems the whole world is in it's darkest, be my friend before you try to be anything else and accept my faults without trying to change me. By the way this isn't directed at anyone it's just something I was thinking about. So don't read it and be like she's blogging about me lol coz it's just a random thought lol

Card Readings, Dream Meanings And Palm Readings
Hi. Ive just opened my new web site online. WWW.LIFESMYSTERIESTAROT.COM If anyone is interrested in having their tarot cards read. I provide useful and insightful advice and readings. If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me.

My Fubar Three Year Anniversary!
3 Year Fubar Anniversary! April 6th 2006-2009Wow! I can't believe that it's finally here! Three years since I officially signed on to Fubar.... Well.. it wasn't called "Fubar" back in those days, it was, "Lost Cherry" and I still have my original T-shirtfrom back then! My Member ID Number is 17355. My Friend, Smiles, invited me over to the site back in March of 2006.. she kept saying. come here. come over here! So I finally came over and looked around and it was So different than where we were used to hanging out.. I poked around a while and finally, on April 6, 2006, I clicked that magic button and officially became a "Lost Cherry"! It was great then, and is still great. I never know what to see coming in for new features or even site Names, as "Lost Cherry" then evolved to "Cherry Tap" and a while later, "Fubar.com."I've made SO many friends from the US and around the world, folks that I hope to be able to keep in touch with during my life, no matter where we are or move! Life const

Emo Mode /on
So, my best buddy friend is visiting Chicago from Cali where she moved a coupla years ago, and she arrived 2 days ago, and is leaving on the 13th. Well, I havent even met her yet, and it appears that this whole time we will hang out once or twice. She is meeting up with her other friends, and I am kinda upset that she is not too eager to see me. We have the whole day today, but she said that we would be rushed, since she has to go out with her other friends at 9pm (ok, its 3pm right now), and I have to go to work at 11pm. we have a whole day tomorrow, starting from the moment I have to go to court (she is going there with me). But... I am tired of feeling like this...while I may seem hateful (fine, I am) I also have a softer side when it comes to friendships. But I barely make friends in RL. I try to reach out to people just to get shunned, or lead on. Its like I am a leper or something. I meet people, everything seems to go fine, we have fun...and they disappear. I expect

Somebody Fuckin Shoot Me...
So... a couple of months ago I was out with my parents at their local watering hole, sippin a drink and feelin fine. The evening progressed and I got drunk. This was the time that my mother chose to ask me if I wanted to go and see Sydney Devine with her. WHO THE FUCK IS SYDNEY DEVINE? I hear you ask. Well, he's a kind of Scottish country and western Elvis type guy. I'll post an example of his 'singing' in a comment. So... I'm drunk and I'm like 'sure mum, we don't do enough shit together, I'll go with you, it'll be a laugh'. And my dad's like 'son, it's Sydney Devine, you used to cry when your mother played that shit to you when you were a child'. But, I'm drunk, I want to make my mother happy, so I'm like 'yeah, dad, I'm sure, are you going?' To which my father replied 'fuck no'. Anyway, I'd forgotten about this shit until about ten minutes ago when I got a text from my mother which says "hi son, i hope you're looking forward to seeing Sydney tomorrow night, i'll see you at about

Wow
I've been gone for about 2 and a half weeks and it seems like so much has changed. Not only on here, but with ME too. I don't know. Just don't see the reasoning behind some of the things I did before. I guess I was being childish. Actually no guessing, I was. Thing is...you're going to see me talking to some people that I've had blocked. No one needs to know what's changed my mind or give me "hell" because I'm talking to them. I want to, end of story. Now on to what's been going on in my life since I left here. I've been working like crazy. In the past month I've had 5 days off. I'm use to having 2 days off a week, lol. My Step-dad found out he was a "carrier" for MRSA. We all were tested and everything came back fine. Then we find out that the hospital told him the wrong results. Who knows who is really a carrier. Kind of scary I think. I've been thinking about making a series of blogs. Each one about a different person. I'll probably end up doing it, but not right now...maybe I'll

Stuck In My Head
I have had this song stuck in my head, or at least part of it. I am not sure where I heard it, and I don't know enough of it to figure out what it is. It sounds like Peter Gabriel and the one lyric I am 75% sure it goes like But I like the way you think the next line may be: and I think of you and know I'm all right (or) alive (the (or) was added by me because I am not sure which word it is) The way he sings the first lyric the "I" is probably the longest word in the whole sentance. I went through all the Peter Gabriel songs on his site, couldn't find it, tried googling the lyrics, no luck there. I can't seem to find out what this song is. It could Anyone have any ideas?

Hmmm
Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak...Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let it go.... I just saw the above as someone's status on a different site...and frankly, it kinda hit home for me...just thought I'd share a bit of facebook wisdome with ya'all lol

Kins' Surve...
1. What is the last thing you eated? Chicken potstickers. 2. And the last thing you drank? Bud Light!!! 3. What does it say on your favourite mug? "Kins sucks, Jai rules!!!" 4. Who is the best captain of a Star Trek? Picard without a doubt

Again
Yet again I'm getting THAT feeling. That feeling being that something is going to go wrong. Every single time I get that feeling something happens. The only thing that sucks about getting them is that I don't ever know what it is going to be. I just know when it happens, I'll be completely let down. There's been a few times that it's been on here, in front of everyone. Other times, it's been things at home. I'm thinking that this time...it's going to be something on here. I'm way too attached to people I think. Can someone teach me to not care? And no, it's not about what happened a few days ago. I'm over that. I've realized that I didn't deserve "friends" like that anyway. Go me..right?

The Basic Details
I have never considered myself an addictive personality. I started acting a fool while drinking so I quit. No big deal. Yeah I started up again a couple of years later, but its not like I ever really NEED alcohol. Same deal with smoking. Casual smoker at best. When I got a gnarly resperatory infection, I just quit. Now its becoming painfully clear that I am literally addicted to sex. I realized the last time I did it that my entire personality changed after. It wasn't just the release of endorphins and whatnot. I slept well for the first time in days. Finally felt like eating. Suddenly the world was right on its axis. In general this probably wouldn't be a problem. The fact that I'm not in a safe, stable, secure relationship with someone who wants sex all the time is a problem. And the fact that self-inflicted orgasms do not have the same effect is an issue as well. I realize that putting so much value on something I have to get from someone else is the unhealthiest

As A Reminder About Sundays
As a reminder about Sundays, if you look in the Sunday blog on June 7th, we put that we would not be doing any level ups on that day. It's a day to take a break, relax, rate friends, do whatever and not have to worry about leveling. The ONLY exception to posting a level up would be family. Other than that we will not post any on Sundays. Everyone has the day off :) So crew leaders please also note that as well that ONLY family will be posted. Thanks!

Changing Spotlight Requirement For Level 32 Progression.
hey everyone, today we'll be replacing the level 32 spotlight requirement with something a little easier to attain. we'll also be resetting all the bids on the current spotlight, so you won't lose any fubucks or anything like that if you've bid on it. stay tuned... edit: don't be too happy! the spotlight requirement is still in there, it's just at a higher level.... ;) -mike

Kinda Sad
I was reading this little news blurb today and was kina floored..I think there seem to be a LOT of fat people here in Colo so it made me shudder to realizze that we have the lowest number in the country. I really think HUGE efforts need to be made to start fixing this epidemic in the US...it is sad that we are coming to this. The CDC has long said that 1/3 of Americans are obese..here are some of the updated numbers for this year Mississippiis highest in the country for 5 years running at 32.5% of adults being obese Alabama 31.2% West VA 31.1% Tennessee 30.2% Colorado has the lowest at 18.9% followed by- MA 21.2% CT 21,3% Miss. also had 44.4% child obesity

Linda Lovelace?
I'm getting a female ball python soon, Seamus says I should name her Linda Lovelace because she swallowed everything. Should I listen to the all knowing yet extremely perverted and stoned Seamus? or can you come up with something better?

Wtf Is This?
Status: If I rate you a 1 and then re-rate you a 10, it's only because I'm trying to level, don't take it personal.. I got rated a "1"and rerated a "10" I feel used I don't get this new leveling bullshit hoops people are jumping through. I get shouts asking me to vote on MUMMS so they can level. now this??? I'm so glad I won't get past my next level. Oddly due to stupid quallifications! OK, end of rant. Go back to your beer and mumms

I Give Up
Everything has gone wrong with this remodel...firts it took over a week to do my floor..300sf....then Best buy fucked me..I had bought applianes and was told they would be held in the wharehouse...called yesterday to have them delivered and was informed that they had been returned..yet the card was still being carged and had paid about $800 on it...so had to run to Lowes and they hooked me up with great prices and delivered today. Great right? Except that the guy supposed to come do my cabinets today is now on another job until Thurs...what the FUCK I have NO kitchen and 2 kids..this is shit. So now they are coming tomorrow to finish it up so we cn order our granite top after they make the template. But FFS how many times am I gonna get screwed over on this!!?? End rant PS Got back from NY 2 days ago..and yeah the visit was not a good one. So I am sad..stressed..in a bad flare up...fuck fuckfuckfuck

This Made Me Rofl
Now this is a bad day ... A woman in Britian came home from work and posted this on her facebook page OMG I HATE MY JOB!!! My boss is a total pervvy wanker always making me do shit stuff just to piss me off! WANKER!! she got this comment back 5 hours later I guess you forgot about adding me on here? Firstly dont flatter yourself. Secondly you've worked here 5 months and didn't work out that I am gay? I know I don't prance around the office like a queen but its not exactly a secret. Thirdly that shit stuff is called your job, you know what I pay you to do. But the fact that you seem able to fuck up the simplest of tasks might contribute to how you feel about it. And lastly you also seem to have forgotten you have 2 weeks left on your 6 month trial period. Don't bother coming in tomorrow. I'll pop your P45 in the post and you can come in whenever you like to pick up any stuff you have left here. And yes I am serious. DOH!!

Alone
I've been doing some thinking, I mean some real thinking. Not some random crap that I usually come up with. It's kind of making me depressed, but it's nothing that I'm not use to. I was thinking about my age, my lack of a man in my life and how that's probably never going to change. It's not like I have to have one, but the idea of having someone around is pretty wonderful. To know there is someone in my life that accepts me for what I am. I always seem to fall for the wrong guy. I even tried to change it up and well, I was cheated on and lied to. So yeah, guess it wasn't all that different. I'm thinking that I must have "fool" written all over my face. I'm really not. I think now I'm even more guarded than I was before. Ugh, I'm getting off what I was thinking about. I don't see how things are going to change for me. I don't ever have a chance to get out. I'm 30 with 2 young children. Men probably see me as "tainted" or something. Seriously, I don't ever get hit on. When I

The Asshole Chronicles
p>Yeah so I was linked to a pic of a fake salute..and LOL'd and her lapdof came to me..thought I would share the giggleISORO the ...: BYE->ISORO the ...: LMAO wow you are weak...I didnt downrate the cunt..I LOL'd at a comment left by another user...and you got your panties in a bunch and came rnnin to our pagesISORO the ...: well i wont admit you were wrong which started this and go poof and fly away on your broomstickISORO the ...: mmkay then admit you were being a catty bitch when you came to my page..there is really no oher reason....and go tell Ms Whineypants that ya stood up to the meanies and get those snatch pics son!!!ISORO the ...: no that never entered into my mind->ISORO the ...: Why...afraid your euipment wont match up?ISORO the ...: ummmm no, no tranny trap cock for me thanks->ISORO the ...: indeed I am->

Warning Scam Artist On Fubar
Please shout box me for the name of the member. He is alterzing people to look generious but he is forcing them to buy him a happy hour and a auto and a bomb so he can get the rates, and then advertises that he is doing this out of the kindness of his heart. He took me for 17 million when I tried to exchange an auto with him yesterday, he paid me back because he called it a misunderstanding, but I am out 4 million fubucks and he has developed a reputation as a good businessman, when in actuallity he is a terrible swindler, the worst fubar seems to have created. This is just a warning, do not do business with someone that "offers" to alterize you so you can get points, it is a scam. Shout box me for the name if you have had this happen tell me, so we can stop this member from taking advantage of others!

Pain
I know that you'll tell me to go to the doctor, but I can't at this time. I am looking for advice. Sunday a week ago I quit smoking. I haven't cheated or anything. Tuesday my breasts started hurting really bad. Almost like when you're about to start your period. Only I am not due to start my period for 2 more weeks. Every day they hurt more and more. I was wondering if anyone else has had this problem...seriously. Cause this shit hurts like motherfucking hell

Random
1. I am told I have sad eyes but I think I smile too much 2. I can't live without my cell phone. I check to see if it's on my person at least a million times a day. Whether I stick it in my pocket or bra. 3. I try to always look on the brighter things in life and hate when I feel down. 4. I would be lost without my two sisters. They are complete opposites from each other and different from me. But they help me work problems out in my head 5. I am happier with the person I am now then the person I was 10 years ago. I am proud of what I have done. Though I miss sharing it with someone. 6. I have more fun sober then I have ever had drunk. 7. I hate pity party throwers. I have more respect for people who deal with their problems then look for people to fix them for them. 8. I am addicted to cream cheese. I love it. I can just eat it on crackers. or bread. or pita chips. or plain. It's a sickness. 9. I sometimes stand outside my

My Elvis Clock..
That is on my wall looks a tad crooked,but I lack the energy too fix it. Also its pouring outside,I love the rain and all.. I refuse too drive in it at night unless its a must. So sadly still no tattoo. bloody effin addiction it is now. least its not (insert S word). anywho moving right along too my magical 5 for today. 1.recieving comfy slippers this morning. 2.Getting over my nervousness for school.

Woman's World
I only started reading Graham Rawle's novel 'Woman's World' yesterday, but it's off-the-chart nuts. Compiled as a collage (yep, the whole novel's a cut-and-paste job) from snippets from old women's magazines, it tells the tale of a young woman who, and bear with me cos I've only, as I say, read a few chapters so far, is clearly completely mental, living in a world that seems entirely informed by household tips and fashion advice. Perhaps you better read the summary on Rawle's website instead. But take this as a recommendation, cos I am utterly hooked already. *edit* It's a couple of days later, and I'm about half way through now, and it is a work of GENIUS.

Social Networking Sites
I have been a member of this site on and off, and I see it advertises itself as a "Social Networking site" . I find it kinda hard to meet people here unless you "Add/fan/rate" them, which is fine, but you try to talk to anyone, they are beyond stuck on themselves to even acknowledge the fact you are reaching out to them. So, is it kinda misleading to consider fubar a "social networking" Site, or even the other 2 sites since it seems that everyone seems to have their own personal agendas? I don't know, but I came here to make friends. I don't know about anyone else, but that is what I am here for. End rant...

Avatar Policy Enforcement Update
We have been very cool with everyone about our new avatar policy and enforcing it. The majority of users are cool with it and have rocked on. There are still people who are playing musical avatars and blatantly disregarding the policy. As of today, we will be strictly enforcing the policy. 1. Any one blatantly violating the policy will have their photos flagged and they will NOT be removed. We have a special note on photos that shows us if it was flagged as an avatar. If it was, you will NOT get the flag removed. 2. If you want to complain about the policy, do it to a friend. The majority of our users are very happy and supportive. If you are going to be a negative nancy about it and have nothing nice to say, my only response to you is--Don't log in if you do not like our site. 3. If you are one of those people who try and justify your avatar abuse with conspiracy theories pointing to other users who are getting away with it, rest at ease....the people who are abusing it will get se

Gunner
Seriously man. You're a nice guy deep down,act the part. You dont have to be rude and obnoxious to be liked around here. Even if that was the case,then so be it. I could care less if u rate my pics. My level and my short friends list is that way for a reason FFS! Go ahead and rear your ugly head to me,Ive got nothing to lose but my apathy...Your style is played out.Give up on trolling.You SUCK at it!If you dont want your ass handed to you in a mumm then dont start shit with your superiors.Yes,I said superiors because Emanon has a higher IQ then your entire family combined.In closing...Get the FUCK over yourself.Thank you and please drive thru....=== 'Bishop Lovelace *** AKA*** Gunner' wrote the following at '2009-12-10 09:05:02'..>> oh wait i dont want you backing me up for nothing as a matter of fact please dont come to my rescue and as far as me looking like an ass well thats your opinion they started on me so i only say the truth so if you want take me off your friends list if i rec

9 Words
Nine words women use...1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statementoften misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are anidiot and wonders why she is wasting he r time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you wil

Platinum K8 = Platinum Fake.
Well, this is the first of what probably will be more fakes for 2010. I’ll spare you all my ramblings and just get to the point…lol… This profile, conveniently set to “friends only” has this totally ridiculous salute posted. It’s so bad between the back & white and the typing of “fubar.com” in the middle, it really has a place in the Hall of Shame… Don’t worry, we have it’s user id below, if you know of anyone on its’ list, please let them know … http://fubar.com/3713294 Upon further research, it was found that the real girl actually has this myspace , with the same name even…lame… What is the point of doing this, I have no idea. This first fake bust of 2010 was bought to me by : Laura@ fubar Just remember everyone, whether it be 2006 or 2010, just remember to keep your eyes open and look out for stupid….lol…peace…

Butthurt Much?
Okay so I was commenting in a point sluts mumm, I would link you to it but, I do not want you rating :P well anyway she comes back online after seeing My continuous comments calling her a point slut.It is okay little emo, leave the mumms to the big kids, keep to your point slutting ways of pic rating and all that other crap.So anyway, after a while of not commenting she comes into My shout box giving Me the fu finger…Then blocked Me, it is okay little point slut, I wouldn’t have sex with you with a ten foot pole and a bag over your head. Your intellect is a little too low for My liking…And then she came back a few minutes later with…No thanks, I will die from the smell long before I got close enough to kiss it.Don’t you love how all the point slut mummers get all the balls, to say whatever they want AFTER they block you so you cannot answer?…okay that is your Emanon butthurt mummer quick blog :P

Emos!!!
I bet you came into this blog looking to find a hot emo chick to bang right? Or to have sex with a emo boy who looks like a girl to claim that you’re still straight .. *wink* right, I believe you’re still straight… as straight as Elton John and Richard Simmons singing YMCA and downing cum shots I am bored therefore posted a blog so you bored fuckers can comment and amuse Me.Okay I was asked how often do I choke My chicken hm several times a day..aas well getting the knob polished daily as well.Emanon Movies Review:The Blind SideOkay a friend lent Me his copy of this movie with Sandra Bullock. To be honest when I saw the previews I did not want to see it, it looked a bit too sappy for My taste, but when a friend said it wasn’t too sappy and that I should check it out, I said sure. Well I checked it out, and it is an okay movie, I personally want to see Denzel Washington’s new film “The Book of Eli” which looks like something I would enjoy, I en

Book Club: For Those Who Have Finished Wwz
No spoiler worry, just let it all hang out. There are still a good number of people who haven't finished it so I'd like everyone who has to migrate over here. Here are just some topics I'm throwing up- PLEASE feel free to ignore them and do your own! I'm keeping this kinda sparse on purpose because you guys are a hell of a lot smarter than I am. Just want to generally talk about what you thought of the book? Awesome, type away. Discussion topics: How do you think your city would handle the outbreak? Do you live in a place where you might have a chance of survival, or would be you taken out in the initial wave? (The only exception applies to this gentleman:) * What are some of the most interesting *non-fiction* things you've learned from this, what you thought would be a fun little piece of zombie fiction? * How did your expectations of this book differ from what you read? Were you disappointed or pleasantly surprised? * Holy shit, underwater zombies. I can't get

World Without End By Ken Follett
About 15 years ago, my dad told me about this book I should read called Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follett. I'd read some of his work before and hadn't been terribly impressed. Novels filled with international espionage and romance...that kind of stuff. Not my usual cup of tea unless a fellow with the last name of Fleming is writing it. My dad surprises me sometimes by the fact that he almost knows who I am. He knew I had more than a mild love for the medieval and classic architecture. He let me know that this wasn't a typical Follett novel. It was something special. So I eventually got around to reading his copy. It takes awhile to build up the strength to tackle an 800+ page novel that was recommended by someone that thinks Tom Clancy is the greatest writer of this generation. I read it. It became my entire world until I finished it. I read it again almost immediately. It is without question my favorite novel that I have ever read. It's usually the first t

Somethings Are Best Left Unsaid And Some Are Just Too Juicy To Not Be.
Nothing salacious and slanderous, just a little fun. Give an example of something you have said to someone and you've felt yourself cringe as soon as you had said it. Mine is telling my sister she got a big arse

Pissing Contest...
5 contestants entered this weeks contest... Dud (with his small penis and old man balls) George the Bird (not sure what the fuck he was thinking) Gallo (with his leaking ball sac) Lil Boops (with a talent above all else) Passion and Helly (bishes obtained a loop hole to enter as a team) The Rules were read and each participant signed an agreement to abide by the rules. Straws were drawn to see who would go first. First up, George the Bird. George stepped to the line after drinking 32 cups of water with alka seltzer. He went to piss and exploded. Parts of George, including his small peen, were found 8 feet down the piss track. Witchie and Wicked, the Judges, conferred and disqualified George the Bird as body parts do not equate to piss. Named Crisis was crushed, filed a protest with the Commissioner, Suga Lips. Suga Lips denied the protest and through Named Crisis' Spam peen over the cliff. Next up is Dud. The crowd gets going doing a cross chant with one half cheering

Problem!
I'm wearing this skirt .... it is new and it is a mini made of that lycra stretchy kind of fabric. It has this extra bit inside which is supposed to pull your belly and bum upwards (lolz to self) and keep it kinda altogether, ha! Anyway, I have a problem with it, everytime I go for a pee and pull it up .... the damn thing turns inside out and upside down and this gussety bit ends up round my knees. Anyone have the same problem? and is there any fixes before I rip it apart and dump it?

The Book Of Eli
This movie is a must see! Imagine if you will, Mad Max type world, A post apocolyptic life, where everyone is struggling to survive. Eli, played by Densel, is a righteous man on a mission to restore the world to how he remembers it, before the event. On his journey he runs into a power hungry tyrant (Gary Oldman)who is in search of "The Book". And if you know movies, you know when Gary Oldman plays the bad guy, its an awesome performance! This movie has some surprises and twists, as Eli makes his way west, to the place that he is lead to by God. This movie takes you in, and you forget about how the world is now, and imagine yourself in the world created by the director. If this scenario were to happen, we there would be one more chapter written in the Bible called eli. Forget about religion, its not the point of the movie. and oh yeah, the eye candy... He who has the book, controls the faith of the world. as you were.

My Dad
Aight Some of ya'll already know what's going on and have a lot of details some don't. But i wanted to write this to let my other friends on here know whats going on so they don't worry if they don't see me on here as much for a lil while.On wednesday night i had got news that my dad had died in a car crash. Needless to say i have not been doing good over here. On top of that, 15 mins after finding this out about my dad, i also found out that i have 1 half brother, and 2 half sisters that i NEVER knew anything about. That situation will have to be a whole other blog altogether whenever i feel like writing about it.... This has been the hardest time of my life and this has broken me in every single way possible. i go from feeling numb to breaking down at any given time. Today and tonight i have been better. I just feel detached from everything though. But i am trying my best to keep my head up during all of this and i know me and my family will be alright at somepoint. Well there it is

Why
I dunno why I get blocked all the time.... beings I am so sweet to just about everyone ... hahaha that made me chuckle alittle. *adjusts halo* I really don't care.. or maybe I do.... but I sooo hate not being able to get the last word or even defend myself . so fuck you.... if ya blocked me, block me or will block me you are the belittled idiot one......... not me *runs along back to work now* peace baby

Happy Hour?!
So... I had to go out for a bit, came back, logged on... only to discover that I had a Happy Hour?! WTF?! I didn't buy said Happy Hour, so a big THANK YOU to whoever did. I did leave a comment on Mike's profile saying he should buy me something nice... maybe it was him. Who knows...

Corporate Jingoism
Hey, I've got time to log in and write about stuff. Yay! Now...what to write about? Hrmm... My sister got fired from her manager job at Gamestop. Good times...good times. Why she got fired just makes me ill and confirms what zero tolerance pieces of shit run most big companies. Ugh. I'll get to it in a second. Looks like most of my vacation in August will be spent moving her back home. She's hoping she'll still be able to get unemployment. She wants to go back to school and try and get into a nursing program. I think she'd be suited for it. I can help her financially if it comes to that. Wouldn't be anything new...I would love her to find some kind of stability though I'm sure I'll be bailing her out until the day I kick off this mortal coil. Her biggest strength is her biggest weakness. She's a good person. That's a good thing, but a serious flaw in the business world and as the manager of a retail business. She can't handle the scum that walk around disguised as hum

Wtf Is With This Place?
I know I tend to be emotional, but I swear I took my meds on time today. But it seems like, with only a few exceptions, the people I let in just don't give a rat's ass about me. I'm going to log off when I finish writing this, or I'll be tempted to delete 3/4 of my list, and I don't wanna deal with shawn saying "i told you not to" in the morning. I know there have been lots of fuglitches with deleting my friends. And I don't know if that's what's happened the last couple days, or if I've done something to just make people not wanna put up with me. Whatever. I almost don't even care anymore. But for gawd's sake, if you're gonna delete me because I did something or i'm annoying or whatnot, have the balls to tell me what I did. That is all.

Making A Proper Salute For Fubar
Because if you don't have one, it's freaking EASY. If someone you know needs to learn how to do this, maybe just send them here. YouTube ate my original audio, so yes, I would change it to something from their library like Red Tape by Agent Provocateur.

The Deftones Scale Of Happiness
Only three days remain until the Deftones come to town. I bought these tickets over two months ago, closer to three. Yeah, I'm an excited little girl, fuck you, I'm happy being me. I was watching "Law Abiding Citizen" the other day and a Deftones song came on. After I checked to make sure it wasn’t my computer playing it, I then proceeded to get excited. I didn't dance externally, but internally, I was. I always set the cable to the Music Choice station, usually their "Alternative" channel, which isnt too bad, but then yesterday they played a Deftones song "Minerva" along with trivia information about them. Yes I was pumped, and yes the dancing was external. I really can evaluate my happiness on a scale of Deftones songs. Level 1 Happy: One Weak, Lhabia, Deathblow, Rats!Rats!Rats!, Digital Bath Level 2 Happy: SexTape, Pink Cellphone, Bloody Cape, My Own Summer Level 3 Happy: Cmd/Ctrl, Mascara, Around the Fur, Battle Axe, This Place Is Death, Nightrider Level 4 Ha

Things I Need To Do Today
Change the sheets on the bed Laundry Take out the trash Assemble the lamp Fix the closet, since they don't seem to know what molly screws are Hit the gym Remember my camera SEE THE MOTHERFUCKING DEFTONES!!!! Gloat Post pictures Gloat some more

How Do I Fill Out A Cca?
The CCA form is sent to members after they have made several purchases on fubar. The CCA process verifies you are the card holder. Most likely you have been sent this form before and ignored it. Copy and paste this link into your browser and you SHOULD be able to access the online CCA form. http://www.fubar.com/cca.php. If the LINK does not work, try to copy and paste it OR you will have to FAX a signed document with the following information. If you can not access it, then you can FAX your CCA. If you use debit/pay as you go or multiple cards, please note in the comments and list the card. If you use PAYPAL, please enter your account information that you have registered with PAYPAL. We are NOT asking you for credit card numbers or anything we do not have on file from your previous transactions. If you are using someone's card, you will be asked to submit a faxed CCA from the card holder. In some instances, we will require users to Fax over a credit card or paypal autho

Mrs. Badcrumble
·Mrs Badcrumble re-rated you a '10' from a '1' 52 secs ago ·Mrs Badcrumble re-rated you a '1' from a '2' 54 secs ago ·Mrs Badcrumble re-rated you a '2' from a '4' 55 secs ago ·Mrs Badcrumble re-rated you a '4' from a '5' 57 secs ago ·Mrs Badcrumble re-rated you a '5' from a '7' 58 secs ago ·Mrs Badcrumble re-rated you a '7' from a '8' 1 min ago ·Mrs Badcrumble re-rated you a '8' from a '9' 1 min ago ·Mrs Badcrumble rated you a '9' +12 points 1 min ago She wants my cock.

My Hoaring Blog (sort Of)
MuMMs suck so I'm writing a hoaring blog. I was given a God mode and I've never had one, so I'm kinda excited. (I can't wait to slap the bejeezus outta some people.) My 4th fu-anniversary is on Friday so I wanted to activate then. Fridays, though, are usually a busy day for me and I'm not on a lot. (My best friend also got a promotion at work and I have a feeling she might wanna come over to celebrate Friday night, so I dunno how much I'd be on.) I have decided to activate the G-mode on Thursday instead since I'll be on a lot more and I can get more use out of it. I'm not selling/trading family spots because I have 50 and I'd need a VIP to exchange a couple people (I like everyone that's in there.) No, I'm not asking for a VIP, I'm just stating a fact. I will bomb all of you multiple times, I'm sure. :) I am pretty sure Per has a HH that day sometime and she will have a God mode also. (If you don't know her, you're missing out.) Sooo it should be fun. I am looking forward to slappin

Fumarriage Turning Into Fu-friends
Anonymous Question #1 So I have tons of problems so we'll try to spread them out lol. First problem we'll go with is my fuwifey and how should I get out of the fumarriage without hurting her feelings? Our marriage has gotten stale and I'm ready for a change I think. We have become great friends and I'd like to know a professionals opinion on the best way to get out and still be the best of friends. My advice: Honestly. If you are friends, then she will likely be ok with it. You do have to put on your big boy shorts and deal with it like a grown ass man. If you would prefer to pass the blame, then you can always tell her that you have found someone that you are interested in, and the fumarriage is frowned upon by your new mystery lady. Ask her if it would be ok to terminate. If she says no, do it anyway. You just won't stay friends.

Summer
ok folks, ive had my little fix of the red name. summer is upon us and i def wont be around the computer that much. boating, camping, traveling, training, softball, reunions, bbqs, graduation parties, riding the motorcycle, the beach. fubar will be my last resort of entertainment. so feel free to take me out of your fams. i wont be running anything for awhile. thank you all for rates, bombs, bling and friendship. ill still be logging in to chat every now and then so feel free to leave a message.

My List Of Accomplishments
I don't normally feel the need to tell other people of my accomplishments...to me it's, well, bragging, and/or trying to impress somebody with something other than who you are at any given time...add the internet factor and I don't expect to be believed anyway. But apparently I need this list. So here goes. Passion's Fire's List of Accomplishments A) I make stupid old bastards bleat like raped sheep. I think that's sufficient.

In The Footsteps Of His Father
In The Footsteps Of His Father A baby boy was born one August day, He looked so much like his father in each and every way. His daddy was a good man it was plain to see so strong and so proud He was the best man there could be. That little boy followed him everywhere his daddy would go he was just like his daddy and it was just like his daddy that he would grow. One day his father went away and didn't come back anymore he was a soldier in the Army who gave his life serving his country in something they call war. That was twenty years ago almost to the day that little boy grew up to be just like his daddy, in each and every way. One day he joined the Army, like his father before, and like

Miss You All
It was so good to be able to get on here for awhile tonight. This hour is running out to fast. I was hoping to get to your pages and leave a personal note, but between my daughter and a few friends on yahoo and trying to write on your profiles my time is running out. I will slowly get caught up with everyone when I can get on. Right now I have no idea when that will be, they have an ancient computer room here (no flat screen and connection is that good, very slow). but I'm not complaining at least for now I will be able to get on some :) I miss you all, and thank you for all the gifts , prayers, blings, family adds, and personal messages. Hopefully I didn't forget something. Rehabilitation is so much better, I have a bit more freedom, I still sleep a lot it seems. I need that afternoon nap still lol and wow by 8 at night I am usually ready for bed lol The net will shut down in 4 minutes on me ( they have it on a timer somehow)..so I have to cut this short. I miss and luv

Water
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop! HOWEVER, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. So, WATER = POOP WINE = HEALTH Free yourself of Poop, drink WINE!!! It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service. Have a nice day...

~stang's Friday Freaky Five Come's To Lc
I used to run this feature on MySpace and each week it hit the top in Romance and Relationships. The Friday Freaky 5 is a set of 5 adult oriented questions that people have the chance to answer openly. The fun it not necessarily in the questions, it's getting as many open and honest answers as possible. Sometimes then get just downright hysterical. If it is succesful here, I'll continue to do it. If you like it, participate and rate it please. Okay guys and gals, friends and pals, lets do this but remember, you don't have to answer all five (it's more fun if you do), just answer what is the most comfortable so here they are....this weeks freaky five 1. Would you be intimidated or offended if your partner wanted to introduce toys into the bedroom? 2. If your partner wanted to do a threesome, would you be down with that? 3. You are about to have an orgasm and your partner calls out the wrong name, do you keep going or stop right there? (Thanks Dr. Romello for that on

Taking Up 'the Title'
The following was my reply to an "on-line Mistress'" insistence on her (self-imposed?) title's relevance, and validity: Personally, I like to Whip Ass. I actually went to an Academy, and lived in a Dungeon for four (count 'em (4)) months, learning exactly HOW to Whip Ass. My immediate trainers, I referred to as "Sir" or "Ma'am". And, the woman who ran the whole Academy was (is) addressed as "Mistress". Now, every so often when I'm out in public, at some nightclub, and sometimes on the city streets, small groups or individuals will get down on hands, and knees, kiss my fingertips, or my boots (hell, my docksiders!) and address me as "Master". These good people couldn't give (pardon me) a 'flying goddamn' about my parenting skills, my humanity, or my artistic and creative abilities. They address me as such because I Whip (their) Ass! Now, I could run around demanding that I be addressed as "Grand Arch-Lord Blowhard of Kansas City", or somesuch... But, you will notice I go by (always

Light/dark
Ok, for all you ladies who seem to think Tom is all nice, sweet, can’t or won’t harm a fly your right but you have another thing coming see there is another Tom as well. Some of you have poked at me about grabbing your hair and such and you just don’t know; you are messing with the Genie in the lamp. Just cause I don’t have a picture of my nut sack swinging in the air, the crack of my ass in a picture or tats all over my body; should by all accounts tell you that TomTom is very different than most and there are just a few on LC that even have a idea of the other Tom that lives inside Tom. Yes, they is another side to Tom thus the name TomTom meaning two or Gemini; there is a sweet and caring man on one side who treats a lady as a lady should be treated and who loves and fears the Lord. However, there is a Dark Tom in which only and I do mean only those that understand and can handle a man who knows himself and likes himself should even think about playing with this other side.

The Good, The Bad And The Ugly.....
I guess if am gonna tell this story...I have to bring it all out. As I have already written, my last draw showed my hormone numbers dropping very slowly. The dr that has been keeping an eye on me told me that I could still keep coming in and having the draws done to keep an eye on the numbers. Well yesterday I get a call from a nurse telling me that I cant go in anymore because it wont do any good and the tests are "costly". After hanging up, I started crying because those tests are the only link I have to see that I am getting better and now they want to take them away from me when it looks like my numbers might be stopping??!! Mike and I have talked about going to see someone else in Madison if this is the case because we dont even know if everything has left my body and yet they are telling me to wait another 2 weeks to see if I have a monthly. ITS ALREADY BEEN 2.5 MONTHS SINCE I LOST THIS BABY....IT SHOULD HAVE ALREADY HAPPENED!! So last night I couldnt sleep....stayed up ti

Shopping©
As much as I try to be different from other men,I do hate shopping. I mean really HATE it. I like buying,lol. Now if you ask me if I want to go shopping the answer is always the same,no. BUT if you ask me to go shopping with you,I will always go along. I love spoiling my playtoy. Nothing makes me happier than to see her smile. So when she asked for me to come along,off we went. Finding a parking space at the mall this close after Christmas is almost as bad as the mall itself. Finding a parking spot and walking toward the door,we are caressed by winters cool hand. The air always seems so fresh and clean during winter. The smells of oak and pine burning waife through the air. The sun bring warmth to all it touches but the air cooling softly. Entering the mall is an assult of the senses. The sounds of all the people,scurring from store to store. Dressed in a million differnet colors moving like ants on a kicked over hill. The smells of the cookie store teasing the nose. We walk

Men And Boobs????????
I've always wondered about the attraction men have for women's breasts. What is the big deal, it's just a couple lumps of flesh, of course nowadays it's silicone or saltwater lol. I've discussed this with a few people and have never gotten a satisfactory answer. This seems like a good place to hear what all of you think. I admit I'm as guilty as the next guy, so hit me up with your thoughts, looking forward to it!!!!!!!!! Ok I was serious about this, doesn't anyone have anything remotely intelligent to say?????????

Food For Thought
Since the Raiders love to retread everything under the sun, including the latest mistake of Booty (we ought to bring back Moon while we are at it for some comic relief on this team), they ought to bring Ass-Rod over, too, since the mother fucker can't play baseball, let's try him out for the Raiders, I bet he can play better football!

What Am I Doing Here
You know, I made this account in hopes to start selling my work again, in order to do that I need peoples in put on my work, I have to drawn them in and for some reason Holly and her sister thinks that I am here to pick up women. Well now she has ended our little coo by staying with Matt, her abusive pot head. I would like to ask you all something, have I hit on any of you? Have I made a pass at any one of you in any questionable manner? Do you think for one second I am here for any one of you or to gain a new female relation ship?? You know what I need? a fucken break, a little god dam trust would be really nice.. Holly, I have done nothing in question, nothing to any one and yet you test me, you call me out and do this, I sit here with a life building around me and you throught it down so easily, I cant live like this, I gave 200% to you and wantted to give you more.. You just dont get it.

Shoutbox Bug For Some People...
if the shoutbox hasn't been working for you over the last day or so, you're probably effected by a bug i caused over the weekend. i'm working on a fix now.. should be resolved by this evening. werd to my homies in the trenches! Update: just wanted to give an update. i'm still trying to fix the weird problem that causes the shoutbox to break for some people. the problem isn't on your end if your shoutbox is busted, it's on ours. hold tight for a bit longer and i should have it worked out. Update #2: i think the shoutbox is fixed. let me know if it's still busted for you... viva la resistance! -mike

Judgmental Tolerance
Judgmental Tolerance Armchair Philosopher I can learn to compromise Anything but my desires I can learn to get along With all the things I can’t explain “Judgmental” and “Tolerant” are not antonyms. Some people think that “tolerant” means “nonjudgmental”. These folks aren’t thinking things through. Tolerance does not evade moral judgments; on the contrary, tolerance entails moral judgments. If you think that tolerance is a virtue, you think that tolerance is better than intolerance. If you think that tolerance is the highest virtue, then you think that tolerance is better than the other virtues. If you criticize someone for being intolerant, then you think that their behavior is worse than a tolerant person’s behavior. Those are all moral judgments! Even saying that two things are morally equal is a moral judgment, because that statement still assigns relative moral weight. This is not at all a critique of tolerance. Tolerance is great! But misunderstand

Rebuilding Trust
Rebuilding Trust A lady once asked,what it means to trust another human being. She wanted to know how she should react when a spouse or significant other is dishonest, inconsiderate or having an affair. She wondered if it is possible to rebuild trust in someone who disappoints us greatly. What does trusting someone signify? Trust, in a practical sense, means that you place confidence in someone to be honest with you, faithful to you, keep promises, vows and confidences and not abandon you. Here are some factors to consider about trust. Trusting another person requires a realistic perspective about people and an expectation of failure. Trust needs to be combined with a willingness to forgive and grows best in an environment of acceptance and love. There's no magic machine, you don't put in a quarter and out drops a can of trust -- trust grows over time. People are complex, broken beings therefore, previous hurts, fears or losses can impede their determination to trust an

5 Ways
5 Ways to Handle Life's Big Stuff By Cathryn Conroy, CompuServe News Editor It's fine not to sweat the small stuff, but what about the big stuff? How do we handle THAT? Richard Carlson, the author of "Don't Sweat the Small Stuff," told Good Housekeeping magazine about the life lessons he offers in his new book, "What About the Big Stuff?" Life Lesson No. 1: Skinned Knees Heal Themselves We scrape our knee and the wound heals. "If you step back and think about it, it's remarkable," Carlson writes in Good Housekeeping. "In order to handle the big stuff in life, we need to trust that our emotional wounds--like physical ones--can heal on their own." Life Lesson No. 2: Measure Twice, Cut Once Before reacting to stressful events, stop and THINK. Take a few minutes to assess the situation and figure out the best response. Silence the extraneous thoughts. Focus on what's most important now. Life Lesson No. 3: Don't Honk At the Slow Guy We have so much to do. We get impa

Spoken Word ~ Intellectual Barrage By Marq
Intellectual Barrage Click Play In The Center^^ Intellectual Barrage This is a poem, just for the Hel of it. To singe your minds, just for the smell of it. Perplexing intellects dispensing perpetual rhetoric. Just'a torture pedophiles, who claim they’ve been celibate. Unlocking doors to enlightened perceptions, And shooting down absurd claims, with poetic conceptions. Nah there's no one point to make, cuz everything is relevant. In this soliloquy, with passion, I tell it. I’ll defy all reason, just to watch contempt rise Then rectify each verse in a cryptic disguise Encode my blasphemous notions in long lost scripts Just to twist revered doctrines with my wit Incite battalions to war solely by my will An alter your reality from what you thought was real Redefining views with my razor sharp tongue While femmes are seduced now… just for fun. Hurling blunt renditions into outer worlds, Invoking west

Why "celebrity Status" Got Dropped...
Hello! Quite a few of you (as well as me) have been wondering why my ceLebrity status got dropped. Here is the response that I got from Ryan, AKA Scrapper: "The URL you are trying to access does not work. It does not exist anymore. As for why your celebrity status was dropped. Celebrities are supposed to help our site and not publicy say that our site is slow and that our sytem has glitches. Our system is fine. Your page redirects people to outside CherryTAP." So basically what he's saying is that the URL I've been using for the past 6 months to access the site doesn't exist - which is why I posted the screen shot to my default album to prove that it does. He's also saying if the CT website has problems, don't make any comment about it publicly. Also, don't promote yourself on the site - promote your page, sure, but don't let people know that you have another website outside CherryTap. Seems strange to me. I've never had these restrictions on ANY social networking websit

Tired Of Lies
I am so damn tired of all the people in the world (especially online)that feel the need to try and insult my intelligence by faking who they are....being deceitful about everything they talk about...making promises they never intend to keep....using people for their own agenda....and playing with people's hearts and feelings by saying they care when really they don't. They just go from person to person with the same lines of bullshit. I don't need these kinds of people in my world. I refuse to tolerate their presence in my life and all of the verbal diarrhea that spews forth from their mouths. I am a very honest person and when I say something I mean it....when I show my feelings, they are my true feelings....when I promise something I make sure I follow through with it....and I expect and deserve the same in return. In my opinion if people cant trust your word....You have NOTHING!! So here is a big FUCK YOU to all of the cowardly, deceitful, cave dwelling, Troglodytes who choose to hi

Omg
Yesterday omg was one of the worst days ever. My mom and dad came over to get the bill for our cellphones they were gonna pay it for us. nice huh.. well dennis got mad. mom wanted me to go in case they needed one of us. So I go and when I come back dennis comes right out to me. and says either go with your parents or stay with your husband. WTF!?!? I could not take anymore.. I've been soo depressed, trying to be happy and its just not working anymore. I'm scared all the time.. my bubble has finally burst open and I just don't feel safe anymore... whatever comfort I had is now gone.. I come up and all my clothes are on the ottoman. suitcases.. my computer, 360, ps2, dvd player and my gamees.. allll on the table. said the animals stay you can take what you see. I was like omg.. wtf is happening. Omg.. i was sooo I dont even know how to explain it.. This is my husband and he is saying either leave or stay. He says I need to get a job, stop being a baby and I need to grow up. Hes

Keep Smiling, You Can't Hurt A Broken Heart
First I'd just like to say thank you for all for being my friend...If My account gets deleted its not me..Someone is upset with me and may use their power to try and get my account deleted..If that happens..Just remember I love you all, each in you're own special way.. To Him: You can't hurt a broken heart..I wish you the best, no matter what ILY

Rip Steven
Steven only had a short life, but it was full of love and happiness. In all his years i dont think i ever heard Steven have a bad word about anybody. As some people may know Steven was Special Needs, down syndrome. But Steven was special in many ways, from the day he was born. He was nearly lost at birth, only an emergency ceasearian saved him and his mum. The only damage we could see at first was he had a club foot. But as he grew we could see signs he was not developing as a normal child should. 2 year old he was taken into hospital for the first time. To have his leg broken and reset to correct his foot. It was at this time he was also diagnosed has sligh down syndrome. Steven then went to a "Special" school, and a very special school it was, it was a school full of love, anybody who has had any dealings with disabled chilkdren should know the love they can show. Steven was a very loving child, and knew everybody - if he didnt know them in his cheeky way he used to say "im Ste

Another Hater Or A Faker?
I might become another hated person on here but who cares. I think this person I am going to tell you about deserves all this. His name is Chris. Apparently is 21 and currently a Top Promoter for Fubar. Well he came in a lounge and started to treat the laddies and gentlemen with disrespect. We gave him warnings after warnings and then we kicked him out...he kept coming back and we finally banned him. Well his ass couldn't get enough attention and he needed more. He started to fuck with the people in the lounge in their shout boxes. Including mine! Believe me, this gets better! telling me all this shit. blah blah blah. Started to give us 1's. Sorry fucker, you still get points for it!! Plus its happy hour...you get double points. LMAO! Then he gave me a comment on one of my pictures. Proof! Here comes the Shout Box conversation. What I got from it. Its rude...FYI! ->~*D∋...: I dont have all day ->~*D∋...: ....... ->~*D∋...: who likes a hater?

Online Relationships
The Letter. I have never believed in online relationships. But found myself in one, and feel in love. Knowing we could never be together, we still had 6 months of true happiness. We laughed, joked, and we always there for each other. It made Fubar fun for me. One day a handsome guy came and be-friended her. Although she stay true to me, i couldn't handle it and was jealous everyday. We fought, i accused her of stuff she wasn't doing. I was an asshole. But still she stayed with me. Until one huge fight where he put her in his status. I lost it, and in return ruined a great thing. We stopped talking for weeks. And it was over. :( I found myself missing her and made contact. She was missing me too. But during our time away she started to have feelings for the guy who broke us up. And he feel in love with her. Was i right? I was being jealous, but my gut knew he was after her. Even if she didnt see it at the time. The girl and i have talked alot. She still is in love with me, and i

02-07-08 (substance)
Feburary 07, 2008 (it says:Hello, I'm drunk-lol) Happy Day to you my friend, I hope this finds you in whatever frame of mind that makes you the happiest. Heck after yesterdays 'quiet' blog ... I just hope it -well- FINDS YOU! (low turn out/response) *shakes head* Without sounding too hypocritical ... Being I've lived the last couple years kind of - sort of: (Straight edged) With the exception of a very few times That I've had

02-13-08 (ummm, Errr)
Wednesday 13, 2008 Happy Hump Day Climbed the week this far and in the middle of the hump so: It's all down hill from here! I really need to start taking some ginseng or some memory supplements I dont know, It could be the old age ... But confusion isn't no stranger in about every day-to-day task I attempt, I have a brief -but- yet still too often: "momentary laps of reason" Just so many things sometimes that I get pulled in so many different directions or an OCD moment where I'm distracted ... umm, errr By something shiny ... oowwah shiny! lol, so I thought (after several distractions) if my friends are also 'forgetful' or Easily distracted like myself ...

Goodbye
AS LOT YOU KNOW IN MY FAMILY THAT I AM SAYIN' GOODBYE TO YOU ALL, RIGHT NOW I CAN'T LEAVE OR ANYTHING CAUSE OF MY VIP STATUS, SO I WILL BE TAKIN' A BREAK AND ALL.. I'LL BE HERE FROM TIME TO TIME TO GET RID OF MY 11'S BUT THEN I WILL BE GONE... I'M NOT SURE IF AFTER MY VIP IS DONE WILL I DELETE OR JUST KEEP TAKIN' MY BREAK..IT HAS NOTHIN' TO DO WITH ANYONE FROM HERE, MY LIFE IF JUST A MESS RIGHT NOW AND I NEED TO GET IT BACK TOGETHER BEFORE I LOSE EVERYTHING AND FALL OFF THE DEEP EDGE... I'M NOT GONNA SIT HERE AND SAY THIS ISN'T HARD FOR ME TO DO, CAUSE I HAVE GOTTEN REALLY CLOSE TO ALOT OF YOU AND I'LL BE HONEST THIS SAYIN' GOODBYE REALLY ISN'T EASY FOR ME TO DO!! I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE, BUT IT'S NOT AT ALL... ALOT OF YOU I HAVE KNOWN FOR OVER A YEAR ON HERE AND SOME JUST FOR A FEW DAYS, BUT SAYIN' GOODBYE TO FRIENDS ISN'T THE EASIEST THING TO DO WHEN YOU ALL ARE THE ONLY REAL FRIENDS THAT I DO HAVE.. NOT SURE HOW MANY OF YOU ALL WILL MISS ME, BUT I CAN SAY THIS I WILL MISS EVE

I'll Be Out Of Town , 4/2 - 4/8
Hi , and thank you for taking the time to read this . I just wanted to let you everyone know that I'll be going out of town to my Aunt & Uncles , The reason for this is because my Uncle had knee replacement surgery about a month ago , So he can not really get around to do the stuff that is needed. On Wed. The 2nd of April till the 8th of April . While I'm gone . I'm going to shut my messages off as I will not be able to see them all while I'm gone . Thank you for taking the time to read this . Please be safe and have a great week . Tom

Im Your Private Dancer (for Coot)
Looks like Coot outed my secret fu life The words to my theme song Im your private dancer dancer for fubucks Ill do what you want me to do Im your private dancer dancer for fubucks not any old amount will do Well the men come to this fu place and they all play the game you cant know its their faces you hardly know their fu name you dont think of them as human you dont think of them at all you say send me fubucks man and no you cant call Im your private dancer dancer for fubucks Ill do what you want me to do Im your private dancer dancer for fubucks not any old amount will do I wanna make a million fu bucks I want to buy lots of bling I dont want to hear your sex life sucks or that you are touching your thing well the men come to this fu place and they all play the game you cant know if its their faces you hardly know their fu name Im your private dancer dancer for fubucks Ill do what you want me to do Im

Would Really Like Some Opinions
I got into work today and noticed right away my staff is very upset. I hugged her and asked what is wrong and I am sitting here stunned totally lost as to what to do or how to help her if I even can. Kate is 23 ...she is a total sweetheart but very young for her age. She is engaged to be married this Oct. Her personality is that she is a pleaser and does not reach out to others to often. She is afraid of conflict and very sensitive and loyal to a fault. She just informed me her boyfriend is addicted to pornography and has racked up bills worth thousands of dollars on their cell phone bill looking at it over his internet connection on his phone. She has known this for sometime but thought it was over. I have let her cry and jumped into parent mode giving all the usual warnings and asking all the questions most of us would. It seems to me NOT marrying him is not an option for her. The catch for me is no one else besides his parents know. She is not planning on telling her pare

Earthquake!
I knew I wasn't going crazy today when I felt my building shake and heard something like an explosion!!!!!!!!! Minor Earthquake Rattles Northern Virginia Last Edited: Tuesday, 06 May 2008, 3:30 PM EDT Created: Tuesday, 06 May 2008, 2:48 PM EDT ANNANDALE, Va. (AP) -- The U.S. Geological Survey says a small earthquake has been recorded in the Washington area. There have been no reports of damage or injuries. The earthquake occurred at 1:30 p.m. Tuesday, and the epicenter was about a mile from Annandale. The Geological Survey estimated its magnitude at 1.8. Around 1:30pm, Fairfax County Police report lots of calls about a loud boom and shaking. Arlington County Fire also received calls from people saying their buildings were shaken. At first, the U.S. Geological Survey said they had not registered any earthquakes in our area. But in a follow up call from Fox 5 the USGS now says they do believe it was an earthquake. According to the Geological Survey's Web site

Your Ouuuuuuuuut.
First let me say how nice you all look today. Second... Who knew i have a Happy Hour tomorrow night at 7:00Pm PST? If you didn't, you do know. I want your 11's damnit. Lets be honest, i'm the only friend you have so i deserve them. :P Third, and reason for this blog. After my Happy Hour I am trimming my friends list way down. I'll keep people as fans though. If you leave me comments and visit every once in awhile, you'll stay on. This is more to do with all the alerts and bulletins i get from people i never see. I already know 100% of the people who read this blog will stay on, cause your my buddies. But if i'm ever asked why someone was taken off my list i'll have some backup to show them why. Hope everyone is having a good night. To make this a mumm.. Make up my mind. Does this my me a wiener? Yes What's a Cubby

Taking A Break
AS MANY OF YOU KNOW I SPEND ALOT OF TIME UP HERE DOING ALOT FOR OTHERS , I AM TAKING A BREAK FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS TO CLEAR MY HEAD I HAVE ALOT GOING ON RIGHT NOW TO THE POINT I CANT EAT CANT SLEEP NOW I AM JUST MENTALLY DRAINED , I AM TAKING A FEW DAYS BREAK TO COLLECT MY THOUGHTS AS I AM REALLY THINKING ABOUT DELETING MY ACCOUNT .. WHEN I CAME TO THIS SITE I WAS NOT AWARE THAT I WOULD MEET SUCH WONDERFUL PEOPLE EVEN FELL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE VERY SPECIAL TO ME AS MOST OF YOU KNOW, BUT IN THIS TIME I HAVE COME TO REALIZE THAT THERE ARE STILL ALOT OF PEOPLE HERE WHO YOU WOULD THINK WERE STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL , I HAVE SEEN SO MANY PEOPLE COME AND GO AND NOW I KNOW WHY PEOPLE JUST HAVE NO RESPECT FOR OTHERS .. THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE A SITE FOR THE ADULTS TO HAVE FUN BUT I HAVE SEEN ALOT OF HURT AND HAVE FELT ALOT MYSELF I HAVE CRIED MORE IN THE LAST FEW DAYS THEN I HAVE IN YEARS, SO MANY PEOPLE GET MAD ABOUT THE SMALLEST THINGS AND WONT TO SAY THINGS OUT OF ANGER THAT CANT BE FIXED W

American Heroes
As An American Citizen I Have Seen Alot Of Hatred And Aminosity Towards Another Human Being And Yet Through It All There Are Still Some Out Their That Help One Another Without Ever Asking Anything In Return But Respect. I Am Very Proud Of All Of Our Men And Women That Serve For The Army, Navy, National Guard, The Airforce, The Marines, And Even The Coast Guards. I Am Also Proud Of Our Everyday American Heroes That Are FireFighters, Police Officers And EMT Responders That Go Above And Beyond The Call Of Duty. To Me You Are ALL AMERICAN HEROES IN MY EYES! I Would Hate To Imagine What This World Would Be Like Without You. Everyday Your Risking Your Very Own Lives To Help A Perfect Stranger When You See Trouble. Yet I See Very Little Gratitude Given Your Way. Like I Said, I've Seen Alot With My Own Eyes, But I Know In My Heart Of Hearts, You've Seen Far Worse Then What I Have. It Would Be Wrong To Even Imagine Myself In Your Boots.

Weekly Update
I just returned from visiting my father at the hospital. He went through his second surgery on Tuesday, where they once again removed his replacement knee, sterilized, irrigated and put it back in. He DID have a bit of a heart issue near the end of the surgery, but the Drs. assured us that they were able to stabilize everything before sending him to recovery. Seeing him today made me feel better because he actually ate something and they used a lift to get him out of bed and had him sitting in a chair for quite a while. The major concern still remains the blood poison, which sent him there in the first place. There are still issues with his kidneys and sugar levels, but at 80, the Drs. told us this was to be expected. I videoed portions of my son's baseball game from last night, put it on DVD and played it for him today. It seemed to lift his spirits tremendously. As you probably don't know, out of 5 grandchildren, my son is the only boy and carries his name. To not tu

My Midget~~feel Free To Add Yours
wanna go midget crazy? here's some other blog's to add them too: mickeys' Please click here hellcats' Please click here mishnumber1s' Please click here hissweetobsessions' Please click here carries' Please click here judge white doves' Please click here puffys' Please click here lucie in the skys' Please click here tracys' Please click here If you have a blog and you want me to add it here just send me a pm :)

Calling All Train Riders... I Need Your Help!!!
Train friends, I need your help to Spank the Master Master Riggs is a very dear friend of mine. He needs less than 320K to level to Henchman. He will be away the rest of this week. I would like to surprise him by having him level while he is gone... The Master needs a good spanking!!!! LOL Rate/Fan/Added/Comment him... He will return all profile rates, fans, and adds when he returns... Special Offer for Train Lovers If you will hit Master Riggs' folder below... Wallpaper Folder (54) In return, I will... Hit your page with 60 rates on pics or stash and make you a thank you tag. Please leave me a blog comment when you have finished rating his folder... Leave your the name you want on your tag as well... *************************************** This is a link to other offers for rating Master Riggs page... Would gladly accept any of these offers as well... Master Riggs Blog *************************************** This notice is brough

Ballsacks In Space In Huntington Beach
I'm moving to huntington beach, all i need is to get a hold of my NY landlord to say "yeah he pays his rent on time" which is kinda funny because i owe him 3 months of rent. he is 2nd family though, he'll hook it up. 3 miles from the beach, 20 from office, 40 from LA. tits and ass everywhere.

Pete Does His Part For Nyc Tourism
Attractive Girl: Excuse me, do you know how to get to Port Authority? Me (thinking): You have nice boobs Me: Yeah, just head down that way to 42nd street, make a right, and go down to 8th Ave, you can't miss it. Attractive Girl: Does that go through Times Square? Me (thinking): You have really nice boobs Me: Yeah, you'll go through the south part of it. Attractive Girl: Is it far? Me (thinking): Your ass isn't too bad either Me: Nah, just a couple blocks over and a few down, its a nice walk. Attractive Girl: Oh, ok, thanks! Me: Not a problem, you've got nice boobs.

I Would Hate To Be .....
I would hate to be him…… I would hate to be him; the one who had your heart and held it so frivolously. I would hate to be him: he who has held your hand and body, not realizing it was a gift and a privilege. I would hate to be him; to have something as precarious as your love and time, only to take it for granted. I would hate to be him; who has looked into your eyes and not seen the beautiful soul beneath. I would hate to be him; to have seen you at what would have looked to be your worst and not realize because of your strength, and resilience. In those moments you are really at your best. I would hate to be him; whose seed you carried, bore, and have continuously taken care of. I would hate to be him; and he like me was unaware, ignorant in our own intelligence. I would hate to be him; truly sorry for the hurt, pain and anguish I have caused and her not know. I would hate to be him; and realize that while I am not him for you, I have been him to someone.

Shhhhh....
This wonderful young woman needs our help...she has 717,499 Points to go to Godmother....I know you all can do it, I have seen you at work....let's get her leveled....but she is not online at the moment, and she has no idea I am doing this for her:) Reeka ~ Philemon's Fu-Slave (again!) and Monica the Great's Fu-Whore@ fubar

Sexy Chick From Alaska
Wow that woman blew me away last night. To see her with her with whole family and still be able to work that crowd like that. Unbelieveable. I do a ton of Public Speaking and I have a hard time when my kids are there. She was up to Bill Clinton standards as far as Public Speaking goes. And he is in the top 10 of my favorite Public Speakers. I am impressed with the Rebublicans embracing her even with this thing with her daughter. I am also impressed with how she has supported her daughter. However not all girls have that type of support!! The Right for lifers scare me. I am sick of being boxed into Liberal or conservative corners. This Woman is going to win this race for McCain. Shes phenominal...and a natural leader. But I am worried for the rebublicans to win this race. I also do not want Obama :( So I guess having her there is at least HOPE. When she was speaking last night I was proud. Thats how I felt. I felt that could be me....or a whole bunch of o

A Tale Of Two Titties
Just to make it more efficient, I'm posting my updates here. The operation went well, I've been sleeping off and on most of the day. It's uncomfortable but I was expecting excruciating pain so nothing I can't handle, yet. A couple of my friends, who had only the augmentation surgery were surprised at how well I'm doing so that's comforting. Though I was given morphine and anesthesia during the operation and it wears off gradually over the first 24 hours, so I'm staying on top of the vicodin just in case. I'm trying not to do too much, shifting on the couch hurt like hell, which is why I decided to sit at the computer for a little while. My follow up appt. is tomorrow afternoon so I'll post an update then. Hope everyone is having a great week! *MUAH* Oh, this is me last night.

Fucking Racist Bitch
OK I know Im not thin skinned, but it makes me sick when whores like this can get away with talking shit like this and blocking me, pinche puta!!! her link is http;//fubar.com/user/1074505 _Anne ~Mis...: go fuck another nigger u white trash cunt _Anne ~Mis...: chicken shit wet back cunt but what makes it so funny is she cant make up her mind on which insult to call me.Sorry had to vent. As Always, Thanks for reading my stuff! XOXO Lexi

In Memory
Kept in corsets is how we all knew her now she is keeping others as an angel to us she was a welcome smile and a familiar face part of our daily interactions and laughs Our hearts will hurt and for a time our tears will fall for a time. We will remember her and we will honour her memory . For those who she was a daily part of their lives her son ...her parents ...the ones who were fortunate enough to hug her and hear her laugh their lives have just been altered in ways they can only imagine and the hole left is permanent. They will not be missing a witty comment or a cheerful email they will be missing the total her. To all that had to let her go in any way shape or form may comfort find you and may she be remembered with a mixture of a heavy heart and a smile. Bless you Whitney

Rip Whitney
Since I can't add any pics, I'll add these here. I know some of you may think I'm crazy, but when I got on fubar a little bit ago and read about Whitney I just burst into tears. I'm already emotional right now, and this just made the flood gates open up. I had just gotten pretty close to Whitney. We texted every so often and had some lengthy shoutbox conversations too. I was so happy for her engagement and all the milestones Lium had reached. I was just talking to her Monday night about him not taking the sippy cup and now she's gone. I know Shawn will never get over this. I'm praying for Liam right now because he needs someone strong to take care of him the way Whitney did. She was so young with so much ahead of her. I had to call my mom because I just needed someone that loves me to talk to. My mom is the most amazing woman and she listened to my story and listened to me cry and was just so wonderful. I'm still crying some. These are the times that I really miss my mom and I

You Lose
You thought you still had me under your thumb...you thought I believed your lies...you tried to cause unnecessary drama and you almost had me to the point of deleting my account but I refuse to let you win...so bring it on cause I don't care. I am happy and I am loved and you can't mess that up...so go on spreading your lies...go on trying to cover your ass...but in reality people are starting to realize that you are NOT who you claim to be. You will have to face yourself one of these days and ask yourself why you're alone...and I know you will think back to me...you will know what you did to fuck us up and you will know that I was right. The people you think trust you and believe you, don't. The people you play will confront you...and you will be the one who runs away...not me...not them...YOU. I am over this and I am done...and you can't make me leave...cause he still loves me. I want to thank you for introducing me to him...he's the one I have been waiting for all of my lif

Hmmmmmmmm?
This is kind of funny... I went to the store this morning to pick up my usual coffee, cigs and a muffin of some sort. Well the guy delivering the coke products was standing behind me, and as I was digging my money out of my purse the clerk handed back some change (to him of course) but I was tired and out of sorts so I grabbed his change by mistake.. haha. After apologizing he said it was okay and then said "I would rather have you than the money anyway." and winked at me :s Should I have been offended by this? LOL Im not sure what to think of it.

!flirting!
we all do it whether its intentional or not we do it with a smile,a wink,the way you look at someone,playing with your hair,body language,what have you so when is flirting not flirting anymore? when is it crossing the line of respect to someone? is it when you tell someone they are sexy,hot,make you sweat???? what ? i mean those can not be compliments to someone because a compliment would be telling someone..your pretty,your handsome,nice looking,good looking....those are compliments i know everyone has their own opinions on what flirting is or isnt... so someone please enlighten me on this.... because some of the shit i see and hear A LOT of the time are crossing line and would deff make someones girl or guy very uncomfortable because i know for a fact that i would never tell someone that they make me sweat,melt,wet,think things,unless they are my man i mean come on now seriously some ppl really have no concept on what RESPECT to a loved one is

Fubar Real Live Meet & Greet Party/gathering
FUBAR REAL LIVE MEET & GREET Party/Gathering at the DAVE & BUSTERS on Deleware Ave, Philadelphia, PA on or 10/29/08 @ 7pm till whenever. Let me know if you want to go. Chill out and have a good time! Party on!!!!!!!

Mumm In A Blog
I really can't decide what to do. My hair is at an awkward length. It isn't long enough to do most styles and it's too short for most other styles. I do wear my hair up a lot for work, so shorter hair is easier. And I love saving money on hair products with shorter hair. I have such a busy schedule it's nice to have something easy to manage. So that's where you all come in. Help me make up my mind. I need lots of input here. :) This was the length the day I got it all chopped off. This is how much it has grown. I really want to have long hair again like this: But gosh darn that hair was so much trouble. Okay, I need to quit rambling. I need some opinions! Thanks everyone. ♥

Auto 11's, Who Needs Em?
No i am not giving away auto elevens, don't ask. I want to prove a point on how auto 11's are not really necessary. In the last two weeks I have ranked #298 and #235 with out the help of "Auto 11's". In my opinion if u network yourself enough you will gain the points, visibility and the support from fellow peers on FUBAR to obtain your goal. Most of the people with auto 11's are too concerned with getting more auto 11's that they spend most of their time trying to obtain them. I myself pimped my own A$$ and networked till late in the night and "talked" with those I was trying to and receiving rates from. This was quite beneficial to me, because I was able to direct others on how to best help me to reach or come close to my goal. I was going to buy an auto 11 bling for someone on here until FUBAR declined my card, same card I buy my VIP membership with as well as a brand new i-phone ( they ain't cheap ). Anyhow I decided I was going to prove that you don't need an auto 11 bling t

Frayed Knot And Big Papi
Sometimes people reaffirm to you that not all are too busy for you and notice when you are down. Frayed Knot...She noticed I was down. She listened to me, gave me an ear. Papi...thank you so very much for listening as well. You guys are so kind.

I'm Married, Fu!
Well, it finally happened, friends: I got fu-hitched. It has nothing to do with the fact that I'm pregnant with Rahm Emanuel's love child, or that I'm unemployed, or that I have low self esteem and want to feel loved and part of something that will give my life meaning. I just did it for love! Our engagement was incredibly romantic. It was dark out, stars glowing above. I was sitting at my table, cheap glass of wine in hand. T$$ was sitting at her computer, masturbating to clips of YouPorn, dildo in hand. I got down on one knee (not really, because that would make typing difficult), and I popped the question. Here's how it went: This text box says that I can remind you who I am or tell you a little about myself. I would hope that's not the norm for marriage proposals. T$$, darling, will you have my hand in fu-marriage? I promise I'll wash it regularly. Also, I can't afford a ring because I'm unemployed, but I'd be happy to get you an engagement kitty. And we

Asking Too Much?
this one is a smidge more personal, but i get sort of fed up with some things. it's also a smidge pervy, but what more can you expect from me? I'm a pretty busy girl. I work full time at a pharmacy. I commute 45 miles to get there which doesn't include the extra miles it takes to get my kid to daycare. Basically, I'm gone from home from 8 each morning until almost 8 each night, 4 days a week. I also atend school full time working on my degree in forensic psychology...not to mention, I have a child, pets, a house and yard, plus I write and work with death row offenders. Busy schedule. With all that, plus my recent divorce, I really don't have the time or room or desire for a serious relationship. I like doing my own thing and not having anyone bitch at me about what I'm doing or whining that i'm not spending enough time with them or fussing because i don't sleep enough. I'm grown...let me handle my own. What i would really like most...what i asked santa for even...is someone w

Its Hard To Say Sorry But I Am Going To Try
I would like to give my humblest and deepest apologies for the penguins. I hope you can all find it in your hearts to in time forgive me and accept me into the fold once again. I have removed all evidence of this horrible indescretion and hope we may never speak of it again 8-P seriously Thanks a lot Misfit I had fun !! and thanks to everyone who busted a finger during my I am now a dirty fu point whore day GROUP HUG !!

Who Needs Toys . . .
the spirit originating from water is said to be the one living through infinite beauty, variety and depths in an ocean of emotions . . . the connection i want the connection i need . . . . i cannot get with an object or even my own hands. water a most powerful life force . . . it moves on its own it can be directed and somewhat confined yet never really controlled when connecting with the water i am moved in all of my senses . . . before it really makes any contact with me i am able to be aroused and excited by all of what i anticipate. first . . . i hear the movement i can smell the purity i feel droplets splattering wherever they want on my skin and . . . seeming purposeful i taste the moisture on my mouth as it opens to catch what is coming its way i see the beauty of the reflection all over my body i touch the texture change of my skin as it makes contact and cascades over thighs and hips then i can . . hear my breathing pattern change

Profile And Pic Comments....
I have noticed that a lot of folks have recently been putting their settings to "comment approval". I don't know the reason for this latest idea, but I feel that friendship shouldn't need any approval. I hope that I don't offend anyone with this, but I won't be leaving any profile or photo comments on anyone who has this setting activated. I know that there is the argument that it keeps nasty or NSFW comments off of our pages, but it is very simple to delete them, or put our settings to friends and family only. The last thing I want is to fall out with anyone here,but as I said earlier, why should friendship need approval or vetting? Once again I want to reiterate that I never want to fall out with anyone, but I have decided to say what I think rather than hold it in and end up getting possibly pissed off and leaving a site that I truly like. Thank you for taking the time to read this...and I would like to hear your opinions. Adam...aka chains

Borreeeed
I hate passing out at work. But I was so tuh erd... I have recently found a method of sleeping at work (10 min power naps do it for me): I open a drawer, and use it as a prop for my legs. Almost like a bed :) zzzzzzzzz

Kisses To Bigj My Douchebag Of The Day
bigj: WHAT U MEAN? ->bigj: do yourself a favor and crawl back under the rock from which you came and get your thumb out of your ass while your at it bigj: OVEOUSLY UR TALKIN TO ME ->bigj: if i spent all day making sure i spoke to all of my friends on my friend list i'd have no job, no sleep, and no life so pardon me for living ->bigj: lol all this special attention because i didn't talk to you? i'm touched bigj: UR FAT!!!! BEAT IT BITCH!!! ->bigj: your special bigj: IM DELETING U SINCE U NEVER TALK TO ME,,,, FUCK U!!!!

Mmmm Quickie
Just a real quickie.... went to the doctor this morning about my wrists... he was like YUP typical carpal tunnel syndrome. DUH I knew that....lol Well he did put BOTH wrists in braces and told me to wear them at night for sure, and as MUCH as possible during the day. He did give me a prescription for 800mg ibuprofen to help reduce some of the inflammation. He said if that don't help within a few weeks, come back in. With me not having insurance, it will be rough because he said the next step would be the nerve testing (I had that done in 98) and they would have to see where to go from there with either therapy and he said the dreaded surgery word. BLAH! Something needs to be done cuz this is starting to get out of control. and oh yeah, driving without power steering with these bitches on, SUCKS! //thats all have a great day!

Emo Thoughts
This is the sixth year that I will not have a love on Valentine's Day.... Its been six years since my last "real" relationship... Its been 16 months since the last time I "ya know"... I suppose I should be happy with having my kids and all, but I really miss the companionship of a man... Ok, I'm done being emo for now...

The Soup Is A Lie
So I was supposed to have dinner with some friends, and one of them was going to make it for us because we've been helping him pass his classes. He said he was going to make us his world famous soup. His world famous soup consisted of three cans of chunky soup from the store, and a few random ingredients thrown in (basil, salt, pepper, and something else). He didn't even stay to eat cause he had other stuff to do. How lame! Shoulda known the soup was a lie. Other fun stuff: Definition by association. Home, a place to keep your junk. People live in homes. People are junk. Whebits: Cookies and cream ice cream, chocolate syrup, and Oreos. I am now calling it "Oh god, why did I eat that?" I hate accounting. With all my soul. My roommate actually asked me to use my computer tonight. Yelling at people does work. Go negative reinforcement! Is it time to retire yet? That is all.

My Beliefs
What am I? Throughout my life, I have always been analyzing myself, and especially my beliefs and the way they changed. Growing up in Russia, I was an atheist, just like the rest of the country before the religion ban was lifted and everyone rushed to believe in their GOds again. My parents were atheist, although never preached it, and I couldn't allow myself to even remotely like the Jewish God that my ancestors have prayed to, since he allowed so much shit to happen to my people. So I was faithless for about 15 years, until I came to the US. This is where I became..oh, God, a Satanist. This was more of a trend, since I mostly believed that Satan wore black lipstick and black nail polish while listening to Slayer. And so did I. I proudly made fun of Christians and their weak, often hypocritical beliefs, and thought that I was a rebel WITH a cause. A cause to piss off as many middle aged housewives as possible. In college, I started developing more braincells and looking

For The Record, Dangit..
For all the wimmin folk who say I'm such a pig.. Medicines DO help..lol CClouds the judgment... :P I'm in the bright white, for those who cannot read or are from Ohio..(54) February 14, 2009 @ 8:32 pm NOLA™ said: Ford said: Jack Daniels Wendy said: Ford said: Jack Daniels Wendy said: NOLA™ said: Jack Daniels Wendy said: NOLA™ said: NOLA™ said: Ford said: NOLA™ said: Ford said: KRisTEnVICtoRIA kristenvictoriaz on Imvu said: Ford said: NOLA™ said: KRisTEnVICtoRIA kristenvictoriaz on Imvu said: SUPERMAN231 said: Are you really that shallow to actually get mad at him on a made up holiday?? are men really this non romantic these days That depends, does your idea of romantic entail spend large amounts of money? she would fit soooooo well into NY... it's sad.. she's proving me right on everything i've ever said about women in the mumms..[image] romantic is anything a sweetgift rather its from jareds ,walmart,99 cent store, homemade, a picked flower

I'm Not
...like what you probably think of me. I have so many opinions that I keep to myself. I don't know why I don't just say the things that I feel. Maybe I'm afraid that my friends will have a different opinion of me and then hate me. [shrug] A lot of people see me as this sweet girl. One that cares for her friends. Now don't get me wrong, I do care about my friends. I'd do anything for them. I love them. But sometimes I feel like I don't deserve them. They see and hear what I want them to see/hear. I can only think of a few that have heard me bitch about something that I wouldn't dare bitch about on here, in public. I don't know what the difference is. I'm not sure if this makes me a "fake" or not. But I'm going to stop doing whatever the hell it is I'm doing now. There are still a few things I will NOT talk about. Those things being religion, abortion, and politics. I don't talk about those things in real life, so why would I talk about them on here? You may find out things abou

Youve Been Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am Blonde on the inside. 2. I've never lied about my age. 3. I love pickle juice. 4. I prefer baths over showers. 5. I have never been pulled over. 6. I only wear 1 contact and have Mono-Vision. 7. I am turning into a Tattoo addict. 8. I am a neat freak. 9. I wish for things I know arent possible. 10. I can turn my tongue upside down. OneShot67 MailBroad Don't Need Jack PepsiMan Highway Song

Where Is Mop When Ya Need Him?
Anyway, I'm having a slight problem with my laptop..yet again. So, since he's not on and I don't know how to fix it myself...maybe one of you can, lol. Over the weekend my laptop has stopped reading my memory card to my camera. I stick it in the slot in the front and it doesn't read it. Every once in a while it will show that it's in there, but when I click on the icon, it says "please insert.....". So I'm not understanding what's going on. Up until Friday it was working. Then it just stopped on Saturday. I went to Dell.com and looked at drivers and all that for my laptop, but I didn't see anything. If it helps, which I'm sure it will, I have a Dell Inspiron 1525. HELP ME!!!!!!!

Bowling
The perfect cereal bowl should be able to hold a good amount of cereal, however it shouldn't be wider or deeper than the length of the spoon you use to eat cereal out of it. Depth is more important than width, as a wide bowl lends to more spillage as you walk around. A lightweight bowl also aids in the mobile cereal eater. Having landmarks on the bowl is also helpful, as it will allow you to get consistency with repeated use, in this instance landmarks are lines or ridges inside or outside of the bowl.

Seriously Now
Just a few things I come home to. =/Friend Request: ACCEPT DENY SAIGHDEAR..... ... Online (Where is my BLAST? LMAO..... Be Bak L8R...) 2009-03-18 16:14:08 OH OH OH.... BUY ME!!! PLEASE!!! For the love of CORN.... BUY ME!!! I promise I will make a good slave. I am even house broken... Welllll.... unless I get really excited or spanked, then I tend to wet myself... hee hee. so.... buy me? hee heeShout Box: DJ Redneck...: Hi come in have fun enjoy a round of drinks with some of the best people and music on fubar and join the family please fubar.com...So I'm thinking....Do I have "I want to spend my fuBucks on strangers" written on my forehead? Cause I rarely spend them on my friends. And for the love of corn???? Of all things, seriously..corn? I hate corn. The shout box...come on now. Can someone please tell me where I give off the vibe that I want to be associated with a "redneck"? Hope you all are having a great day!!

Wow, Really????
Ok, anyone requests me, i usually add. he rated me a ten, requested - it said "bayville in the house" i'm like hm maybe he's from around here... i accept, i click on his profile, rate him a ten, then i look at the profile a sec... no location... 24 pics... no salute... 24 pics of decent looking guys - not all the same guy... so... i send a message.... i figure i don't need fake friends. i can find those in real life easily enough. so for your viewing pleasure - (click the conversation for his page - i can't go there, he blocked me before i could respond with "given your shallow response, i'm sure removing you was in my best interests" ah well, such is life)... remember it's a shoutbox convo - read from the bottom up. rawr. ~sin

Dead Pc 2
weeeeeeeell i found out what's wrong...it's fried.yeppeeee...not. bad part is i can't afford to buy the parts i need.so i still have this pc i borrowed for my classes but only for 3 more week...after that..i don't know... luv u all *sniff*

Validation...and Such...
So, ya I like positive feed back...I like to hear I'm doing a good job, doesn't everyone? I believe the last time I vented it was suggested that I get the compliments from my clients and plants...and I do... and I love it BUT DAMMIT!! all I hear from my bosses is the negative shit, I have to "fish" for the positive from my bosses and it feels kinna slimmy. So, any suggestions how I can beat this strange inner monster? On happy notes, my boyfriend found a job YAY! but it pays 5 bucks less per hour BOO! but hey, it's a job right?? I should be happy right?? Thank God I make good money... I made a sample arrangement yesterday for a "picky" client. They ♥ it! *dances* So, finally I get my kick in the ass to get this floral gig a goin'. I figure I'll clear 70 bucks extra per month and have a few samples from week to week to present to more potential clients. *kicks herself for bitching* ♥ most of you! PoStaL ps...here's a sample I designed with the extra

Blonde Jokes
What is the first thing a blonde says when she wakes up in the morning? So, what band are you guys in? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does a blonde prefer an adjustable steering wheel? More 'head' room. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Have you heard about the new blonde paint? It's cheap, not too bright, and spreads easily. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do blondes have black & blue belly buttons? Because they have blond boyfriends. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a blonde like rail-road tracks? Because she has been laid all over the country. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How are blondes and screen doors alike? The more you bang 'em, the

Finally...viola!
Fucking finally! Here it is after all the input and assistance in its final form! Took forever to figure out how to embed it (thanks Alix for the remedy). This is my demo CD. For those of you who are unfamiliar, snippets of work are edited together, compiled, burned to disc and sent out to various agents for voice over work. Other than loaf and chat on Fubar, voice over is part of what I do. Voice Over work is the shit you hear in commercials, on TV or in movies, etc. Here is my final version which will be burned to disc and distributed. Enjoy!...or bleed from the ears. Free file hosting by Ripway.com

Banned...
Lunchables are no longer allowed in my house. I bought my daughter this stupid pizza lunchable...more of the crap is smeared all over my table than in her sassy little mouth. Lunchables have no been banned! Along with goldfish and dippin' dots ice cream...

Phuck List
My Phuck list 1. Phuck the fakes. 2. Phuck the liars 3. Phuck the haters. 4. Phuck the cheaters. 5. Phuck the pretend friends. 6. Phuck the ones who turn their backs when you make a mistake. 7. Phuck the scammers. 8. Phuck downraters.. lol 9. Phuck the abusers 10. Phuck the people who feel the need to slut their way through to get anywhere in life.

Boundary Issues
I work with someone that has boundary issues. Seems like everything they do, they want to run it by me. E-mail, phone calls (both at the desk and on the mobile if I am not at my desk) at all hours to ask me questions or to just check in. What is really annoying to me is that this person does not work for me, nor are they even on my team. Yes I know a lot about the system, it is my design after all, but that doesn't mean I am on your 24X7 call because you are just unsure about your job. I really try not to let me frustration over the whole matter come out, but it's difficult for me. I'll let you all know how to really annoy me fast. Try to contact me with the urgency of a house fire. Seriously, I got a phone call (which I didn't pick up because I didn't hear), a voice mail, a text and an e-mail all for something that could have waited for no less than six hours. Even now just typing this I am getting a little annoyed. Anyone have an idea about this, should I A) Just get bett

Orgasmically Challenged *blank Stare*
Ok so I'm sitting here rating Diana's pic during her HH...My one son is playin the 360, the other on the couch beside me, he's 11...I hear this buzzzzzzzzz'ng sound and ignore it cuz I figure it's the 360...Then Nick my 11 yr old say MOM, what is this??? OMFG one of my worst fears hits me in the face...Nick has my small "toy" in his hand asking me what this is...I have this deer in the headlight look on my face I'm sure...He says I found this in your purse mom, what is it??? I said, you found that in MY purse??? Stalling (sp) so I can come up with some kind of believable reason that is in my purse...Yeah yeah I keep it in my purse "hidden" cuz the sperm donor is threatened by them and has always accidentally thrown the others in the trash...I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE WOW, YOU FOUND THAT IN MY PURSE???Well, my 13 yr old who is turning 30 says LOL that's a neck massager, RIGHT MOM??? Laughing his ass off the entire time...I said *shrugs* I guess it is...Nick is like oh cool I wanna us

I'm Not Above Begging...
I have 2 weeks before I would like to bid on the Spotlight...but I am not even close! Seriously, I need help! Anything at all that will help me would be very much appreciated! Thanks to those who have already been working on helping me out:)

Rip Mom .....
I heard the news yesterday, my mom has passed away. She surrvived almost a full 5 years over what the docs gave her to live if she didn't stop drinking. She never stopped, she couldn't, and that's sad. She lost her daughter, her home, her grandkids, her animals, her memories...and for what? *shrug* She is in a better place now, and I'm glad. Death was her only escape from this awfull disease. I thank her for showing me the way to quitting, for without her I may have never quit. ♥ most of you PoStaL ps...I stashed "white bird" in her memory. The David Leflamme concert she took me to when I was in 6th grade is my fondest memory of her. She taught me how to flip someone off....LOL! The happy stuffs are making me sob. the end.

I Feel Like A Princess
Thank you for all bidding on me to make me feel like a high class whore for a good hour.... it means alot. In this blog I would like to discuss two things.. One what is wrong with my dog two all the woman i secretly pine over Topic A: I come home from the tire shop and the Maid has left .. I walk in the front door and it smells so good... I take it in.. In the kitchen there is a note.. My dog sitting there very pleased with herself .. Note read as follows. Nakita is a sweetheart but she doesnt like vacuums.... Great she ate the vacum.. do I kill her? Topic B My list of woman i drool over witty witchie blue pixie wendy Jwh Satara and now lala What should I do, I cant stop thinking about them. Drools keeps falling out my mouth Wicked

Deletion .... Mummers!!!!
I detest my friends getting deleted, I hate the fact that they don't obviously have the freedom of speech that their constitution allows them. And that the same company who deletes their accounts for saying something inappropriate; will then allow NSFW pictures as there 'Happy Hour'. I can assure the company that if people are at work, it isn't the scribblings of some random mummer, but the tits of a porn queen they are looking at. The hypocrisy boils my piss. Delete me if you wish, I couldn't give a fuck anymore. Oh yeah, I can whinge if I want and I will continue to do so, if I feel it is necessary. If you want to bow down to authority then kiss my arse on the way !!!!

Sheesh!
Now I'm totally feeling like I missed out on something....I totally should have used my stint with cancer to score some serious swag around this place... What is with ticker after ticker and every other blast begging for shit because someone is sick, or in the hospital? I don't even believe half the stories I hear anymore about someone being sick or even dying...Its ridiculous that people are using unfortunate circumstances as a way to climb levels.

New Apartment!!!!
As long as the paperwork goes through tomorrow, I move into my new place Jusy 1st. It's in town, not in the middle of the woods like I am now, so I'll be able to... get this... DO THINGS!! *gasps* Finally, I'll be able to get the rest I need to get better, too. No 4 kids running around screaming all day, no roommates complaining about everything, no NOTHING. Just me. Oh yeah, and PEACE AND QUIET!!! Soon as the papers are signed tomorrow, I go get my internet turned on (priorities, yano lmao) and the phone will be through the net, probably vonage. Everything else is included in the rent. I CAN'T WAIT TO NOT HAVE TO GET OFF THE COMPUTER AT NIGHT!!!! *cough* Ok, I'm done being all psyched for the moment. *slurpz everyone*

Letters To Liesl
Dearest Liesl,Where were you? I waited inside that gazebo all freakin' night! WTF?That little douchebag Rolf kept coming by and looking for your Dad. I know I could kick his ass, but I’m a little spooked by his friends. They’re kind of angry all the time and they march funny.Oh, I just wanted to say that even though you claim to be 16 going on 17, I checked you out … you’re really like 26 or something … so its cool. Totally legal. Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone you lied on your profile. I definitely want us to do the Do-Re-Mi together ... though I don’t think that nun that’s living with you cares for me too much.How DO you solve a problem like Maria?Anyways, I just wanted to tell you that you are FUCKING HOT and I would climb ev’ry mountain for a chance to see some of my favorite things. Yeah, I'll BET your hills are alive.Ich Liebe Dich Baby,KetchPS How was the singing contest? Did you guys win?

Need To Know Who Wants To Be A Member!
OK..just a few rules and whats expected to be a meber! After u read please leave a comment letting me know u read and want to stay a member! First and foremost we are a family and there should be friendship, loyalty and respect! We are here to help each other first! Make sure you have r/f/a all members! Please put the home page in your family if you can! And please become a member of the lounge also! All I ask is you check in often with the homepage to see if there are new blogs or new members! We are gonna be doing a little more to have fun here! Just please be patient with me as it will start soon! I will keep you all updated on that! Let's all just have fun!

My Friends
I dont do this often .....but today I have gotten 3 messages from friends worried I was angry at them and upset at how distant I have been ....so I am just going to take a moment to let you on my list know I am sorry I am not the same and not really talking I do not mean to upset any of you or give the impression I do not care or have written friendships off. I am just going through some personal stuff and when I am this emotional and twisted around I with draw into myself ....it is how I cope if I dont I am walking around crying 23 hours out of the day. no I dont want to talk about it yes I do love you all still yes I do need you all still yes I will be okay give me time please be patient with me

Fortune Cookie
Lol, I just went out for some dinner. As I was about to read my fortune cookie a huge 350+ pound smelly man stood in front of me. I was thinking to myself "damn, shoot me before I get that huge". Then I read my fortune. "The love of you life is right in front of your eyes" I'm not feeling too good anymore.

Blank Friend Requests & Phonies
This morning I sign onto fubar and I see. 1 new friend request yay... I open it up it is blank. I have never even knew this person existed.Just a little bummed about that.. I will say this again and again.. When I first signed up for fubar, from what I understood is it is a social networking site. I know in real life if I walked up to some stranger on the street without talking to them, and went "Hi I wanna be your friend". Chances are they would look at me like what's this moron thinking and keep walking. Maybe even get a knee in the taint or something who knows. What I wanna know is seriously people... What is so hard about making a little blurb about yourself when friending another fubar member? Is it that you are quite insecure of yourself to tell me something interesting about yourself or point out something interesting in what I have written or stated? Even if I have someone in my SB and wanna friend them, even then I try to write some little ditty to go along with it... If

Girly
I was kind of girly today. I know, I know...I am a girl, but I rarely do "girl" things. I hardly get a chance to cook anything, and when I do...my stepdad doesn't like it because I don't season anything the way that he would. My kids love it though. I cooked today. It was actually pretty good. I did have to get creative though. I NEVER paint my fingernails. I don't have the time and generally within an hour of painting them, it's already chipping. I painted my fingernails today. HOURS ago, and it still looks decent. I even painted my toenails. There was something else that I did, but I don't remember what it is. Blah. Anyway, how is your night?

Shameless Whoring
ive decided i really need an auto so i have decided that whoever buys me either 3 auto's or a HH i will totally dress in drag(makeup and all) and do either a video salute or a regular one....i am officially a whore

Make A Change! (must Read)
MAKE A CHANGE! After having my photo marked nsfw I took a big step back and look at fubar. Just like anything there is good and bad. The questions that keep popping up in my head are "should i stay?" "should i go" "why?". I love fubar. I spend a significant amount of time on fubar. I came here to get away from the prying eyes of my family whom are on mspace and fbook. I came here to get away from the enormous amount of fake profiles constantly friend requesting and spamming me. I came here to make friends without having to worry about underage kids being on the site. Lately among the greedy statuses there are several people deleting and even more remembering the way fubar used to be. There are a lot of people that want change here on fubar. Not because they are greedy. Not because they want something for free. They want change to make fubar a better experience and time for not just them but for others as well. These people either invest a pretty penny into fubar and its members o

Southern Cutie Is A Fake.
Oh yeah! We got another good one here…look at those Fu marriages and bling, wedding rings to!! But who the is it?… Using this as her default image and with no real salute even attempted, people I guess assume this is her… ..but in reality it belongs to this Canadian girl, check out the French on this page..and is far from a Southern little cutie…actually, we don‘t know what “it“ is at all… ..even whatever it claims to be, it makes no sense…why don’t we all ask “it&

The Man With Many Faces
Some of you may have noticed my new salutes and wanted to know the story behind them. First of all, I had this idea that I could make a bunch of "fake" salutes just for fun on Fubar. When you submit a picture as a salute, nowhere does it say in the submission form does it say it has to be of you. (Ok it says that in the fubar bible, but I'm splitting hairs here) So armed with my camera and a ready made sign, I headed off into Times Square to get saluted. This was the first salute I got, I saw the cop sitting there and just thought it would be a perfect salute opportunity. What sold him on doing it for me was the fact that I had "I love Jesus" on there. This was the second salute I took, they were in Times Square to collect for the troops as well as promote her son that drives that racecar you can see in the background. I slipped them a couple bucks so that I could take the picture. My third salute was actually accidental. When I was out taking the first batch, Elm

Broken Heart
My 24 yr old son has been dating a 20 yr old girl for 2 yrs now, she's got a wonderful little boy that I love just like my own grandson...The baby's dad is worthless, just got out of jail a few months ago after being in there for about a year...Kyle finds out that she's been taking the baby to a drug house where he hangs & hides from another drug dealer he ripped off...The drug dealer he ripped off pounded his face in with a brick 2 weeks ago, and won't care who is around if he runs into him again...Someone told Kyle about her taking the baby down there and he questioned her about it at first she lied and said no, then later confessed that she had been...It's not that Kyle doesn't want the child to see his father, he just wants him to see him at the fathers aunt's house where he's in a safe enviornment...He love the baby like he is his own son...Long story short, he packs up their belongings and takes her to her fathers house, he said he can't stay with someone that he doesn't trust,

Kally's Bombing Expedition!
I'm going to be bombing! To make things easier for me, since I'm just coming back from the hospital, I need everyone who wants to be bombed to leave me a comment on this blog. Please friends help me help you by having a folder of at least 250 pics. That's easily achieved by moving some of your pics into other folders.

Mfkn Family Story
ABOUT THE MFKN FAMILY Please take a minute to read about the MFKN family. Ok so If you are reading this you're about to find out about what MFKN stands for and where It all came from. Matter fact this should answer all questions and guide you straight through. I once, not to long ago, had the worst day that I have ever had on this site before. Well that day probably turned into the best day, all because MFKN. My name had MFKN in it and my Bestfriend Cruser was helpin me out and talkin me through this really bad day well he decided to take the hearts out of my name and put cross bones and a pitchfork Cause he said, "Bubzy what the hell is wrong with you? hearts do not describe you" he said, "when I see you I think she's a Bad Ass Chick." So after I saw It, I was like you are so right lol I dont know exactly what I was trying to pull off with hearts. He really liked the way it looked so I told him "Hey put your name the same and lets rawk Fubar help eachother out." He had just went thr

Thanks
I don't really blog & all but just wanted to say thanks to all of you for all the Birhtday loving!!!!! I have met some really cool & special people here, that make my life outside this box even better! (you all know who you are) So thanks again for making a simple day seem so special! Happy Labor Day! and peace baby

Kin's Wet Dreams
kins said: Once I dreampt that the alien from 'Alien' was my girlfriend, and it kept trying to eat me when we made out. Ford said: you were subconsciously thinking of getting a little head in her mouth.... just how true is dat?? huh? huh? huh?

Random Thoughts Of The Day
I wish Google Maps had an, "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can thinkabout is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my ownstory that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realizeyou're wrong.I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I wasyounger.The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. Thisrecently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never beending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn'twork? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magicallyfix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all knowhow to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards orFAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.There is a great need for sarcasm font.I thi

Flash Forward
I watched the first episode of that show this morning before work. It was good. I liked the bit where that thing happened, and they were all like "Yo what is this?" I hope they talk more about that thing next week, and that they start trying to find out what it was.

Omfg
So this retarded Mexican dude that I found on craigslist to prank has been calling me non stop for about 2 months already. Every time I set up a date with him at Chuck e Cheeses, and tell him Ill call back. And never do... well, today he called, and ofcourse I did the whole Chuck e Cheeses thing. I thought he would get the joke, but apparently he is already there. How retarded do you have to be to fall for that??

Sexy Halloween Costume
I finally decided on my halloween costume- trailer park trash Soiled dress-check 3 different colored dolls, one hangin off my stomach by a rubber umbilical cord-check beer n cig- check a big pregnant stomach- check Black eye- check I need advice on what kinda dress to wear tho, so it screams "white trash". Mind you, I will be preggers.

Reputation?
So I was talking to Johnny on the phone earlier and he said I do not get many rates on my autos because I have the notorious reputation for being a cunt,,I know it shouldnt.but it othered me...those that talk to me know I hae a nice side..but wtf..NOTORIOUS???? He informed me that I am far mor known than I realize..and not in a good way *sigh* I need to be nicer

Fuck It__ Yea Fuck It-- Please Read And Leave Damn Comments!!!!
things i have noticed as of lately...... ok not really lately but getting worse i guess.... REAL comments are wanted here from men and women..... seems to me that smaller younger women seem to get away with alot of shit on here..... I can have the same pic as a size 4 chic and my shit gets marked.... men seem to be thinking that because im a larger woman that i am easy to take advantage of and screw with. Just FYI I wont buy anyones friendship or companionship and that includes the men-- NO ONE If you dont fucking like me for me then you know how to hit delete, block or what the fuck ever else you want to do. I am NOT easy, to manipluate, or treat like shit I will NOT be talked down to or made to feel stupid by any female or ,male on this site.. I am NOT a social experiment for you dont play like you like bigger women just to see if it is better for you or to see if i will take care of you-- NOT FUCKING HAPPENING!!!! I am a human being with feelings not a fucking toy for you

10/14/2009 Weigh In
I just weighed in... and am at 265.8 :D I lost 3.6 pounds! This past week was amazing feeling... i am not eating NEARLY as much.. like.. last night i was helping my friend eva with her kitchen.. and she ordered chinese... i ate.. but while i used to eat TONS of it... now i only ate a little.. and was full... I am supposed to start excercise this week.. but i am not sure if that is going to happen.. i wanted to start a walking/running thing.. but it is raining too much oh well! i will try to incorporate something everyday! PS: I had to pull some smaller jeans out of my closet to wear... my favorite ones are too big on me! they sag in the butt.. too big in the thighs.. waist is too big... even finding shirts aren't fitting the same now :D HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY

Gainfully Employed
Random things heard in the office so far today: Hey, you're 5 minutes late...door gets locked at 9. Ha ha! Die fuckface. You're a fat bastard. At least I'm not 40 and living with my parents. (at 9:30am) Who wants Wendy's? This music is shit! Fuck the 70's. Here's your fucking paperwork asshole! (papers flung across the office) Shut your fucking mouth, I'm not dealing with your shit today. You'll shut up when my fist meets your mouth. *lots of hoarse wheezing laughter* Here's your Frosty. (places shotglass size Frosty on desk) What the fuck is this? (Frosty flung at someone) The early 90's were so fucking awesome. The music was great and lesbians became popular. Fuck the French. What do they call those Chinese Muslims in Guantanamo? Wiccans? No, if they're dudes then they're Warlocks. Asshat. Go look it up. Really? What was your first fucking clue dipshit? My farts smell delicious! There is a dead animal in your colon. It's the only logical explanation. I

Change You Can Believe In? Let's Be Like Hitler And Mao! It's Right In Front Of You...everywhere.
Ah yes my friends it is that time again, that time to alienate people, lose friends for speaking my mind, and do what I do best, oh that time again my friends. I signed in under the Halloween friendly Cheshire Cat as a good will humor joke, as I can actually do that sometimes and well, got smite with yet more reasons why things well, just aren’t what they used to be. For those that actually pay attention to things around here other than their own level, fu mafia rating and who they can suck the bling life out of next, there are some funny observations that are to be made about what is going on. It’s actually the same thing that is going on with the United States government, under the President you all elected, Barack Hussein Obama. There are things, people, and cliques that are slowly, subliminally taking control of what you read, what’s presented to be, things and people that they want you to think is cool. Like the government in power as of today in the

It's Really Sciencey.
We've had some really good entries and as always I am so impressed with the humor and artistry of my friends. But it's not over. You have until tomorrow. As an incentive here are some of the super cool Sciencey themed awards for the winners: As you can see there is a moon man, a stress ball of some sort and I'm not sure what the third thing is but since name is providing these, I am sure it's something dirty. If you don't want to share your adress to recieve your prize we can discuss some sort of other award like NSFW or a cam show (also provided by name crisis). Don't be late with your entry or you'll never have a chance at Name's sciencey balls! You gotta be in it to win it. Please note: the third thing in the photo will not be awarded. It was just in the picture. But the first two things will be awarded along with bragging rights. As always reading this blogs automatically enters you in the sciencey fair. Failure to submit an entry will result in your genitals shri

Brought To You In Cinemascope
This was inspired by a certain walking undead simian friend of mine. I love movies. Even some of those truly awful movies that are so bad they're good. And since I do love talking about movies and books ad nauseum I thought I'd make a separate blog for just doing that. Hopefully I'll be able to maintain some level of focus to those ends. No guarantees though. I'm terrible at ranking things so this won't be a top (insert number here) list...just some movies that I think everyone should see that many may not have. Inherit the Wind - An absolutely brilliant movie based on the Scopes Monkey Trial that took place in Tennessee in 1926. You can look up the details but basically it was unlawful "to teach any theory that denies the story of the Divine Creation of man as taught in the Bible, and to teach instead that man has descended from a lower order of animals." John Scopes intentionally violated this law and was put on trial. Spencer Tracy is amazing in it as the man defendi

I Want To Write A Blog Too
I did it!! This blog is dedicated to a cute lil redheaded girl. And no, she doesn't want you either Charlie Brown...you sad sack. I recorded Glee last night but I haven't watched it yet. The girl in the preview was kinda cute and I heard a Police song. I better not get hooked on another freakin tv show. I might take Heroes and Nip/Tuck out of the rotation. They just aren't doing it for me this year. It's random gift day. Somebody out there really needs a pair of comfy slippers or a massage or some fuzzy handcuffs. You could make their day. Get to it. Random word: chrysalis

10 Stupid Things
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I'm sick of filling this thing out. 2.I've been to 17 states...I think it is. Too lazy to count again right now. 3.I like watching the tween/teen shows (i.e. Hannah Montana, iCarly) 4.I've been known to cry at Hallmark commercials. :/ 5.I love boobies, including my own and Kisses Papercut's. 6.I have to see what time it is before I close my eyes and go to sleep. 7.I still call my comforter my blankie. 8.I'm obsessed with penises. 9.I like saying penis because it sounds funny. 10.I blame Philemon and Kisses Papercut. The only person I'm choosing is Per, becaus

I Stolz Yur Facts.
Reading through all the tagged blogs I was struck by how many of the things I indentified with. I am not sure if that means that I have populated my fu-friends with people like minded to me (Yay!) or all people are boringly alike (not so yay) For my list I am stealing some of your comments that resonated the most with me. 1. If my socks and shoes are both near me, I will put on sock, shoe, sock, shoe. Otherwise it's sock, sock, shoe, shoe. 2. I didn't read any books for years. I just started reading again and I wonder why I ever stopped. EDIT. I don't have as good as excuse for this as the person I stole it from and I didn't completely stop. However I did go from being an avid reader for most of my life to rarely reading for a long time. I am back to reading much more again. 3. I really cannot remember names and dates. 4. I refuse to go to chain restaurants while on vacation. This is something that my parents taught me that has stuck. EDIT Not so much learned from my paren

The 12/8/2009 Spotlight Is Fake. And Busted In This Blog...
So here’s today’s spotlight on 12/8/2009... 23, Female from New York you say?…haha Nice salute you posted today too, pretty unique, I wonder why all the letters are the same and you had to change pens midway…eh? Makes no sense to me, check it out… This screams edited when magnified …. Upon further review of her pictures below… They are found to be uploaded on what I believe is a European social site called Kafic.net by a user known as Lutkaa back in December of oh, 2007...exact same photos… This is called cold busted. Colder than it is in the Swedish Alps. I bet it just moved here or had it’s jaw broken or something right? Someone fill KennyMac in before he wastes any more money on it…People never learn….Peace…

Boobs!!
Ok, now that I got your attention. I have a favor to ask you all. It's very simple and won't take up too much of your time. I was recently asked, nicely, to take down my previous picture because it showed too much cleavage. I obliged, with protest though. So I need help choosing another default. That's where YOU come in. I need you to go to my BOMB FOLDER and find a picture you like and has little to no cleavage showing. Thanks so much!! I'll be giving gifts and maybe even BLING (hehe) to those that help.

This Is Awesome!!!
Your Daily Horoscope: December 28, 2009 Scorpio Oct. 23 - Nov 21 (Wrong Sign?) You may have to be a little rough in order to get things done, Scorpio. This may be because you have some type of work that requires special gear, or because your recreational activities demand it today. At any rate, if you prefer being in another place, begin planning a visit there. If you've been thinking about changing your work; apply for it. You value your freedom so much, you really need to express it as opposed to hiding in it as if it were helpful to you. Hopes are not private; they are what we're made of. Your Fortune Cookie Of The Day Break open another cookie (250) The hard times will begin to fade, joy will take their place.

Cupid Test
The HornivoreRandom Brutal Sex Master (RBSM) Don’t ever marry, you’re The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman. The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There’s one thing you want, one sole need. Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It’s unlikely you’re driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige. For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them. “One day, the villagers came with torches to the house. In the smoldering ashes, stray dogs looked for cooked flesh.’ Not completely un

A Love / Hate Letter (crying As I Write This So Its Very Emotional) *read And Comment *
dear my beloved best friend, i luv you cause ur prefect i hate you cause your too perfect i love you cause ur flawed i hate you cause ur so flawed your eyes are beautiful but yet ur blind your so beautiful your so ugly i luv you for making me feel beautiful i hate u for making me feel ugly I love myself cause im perfect I hate myself cause i dont messure up I speak my mind yet im slient i wanna say goodbye yet i cant wait for u to come say hello im dying to let u in yet im dying to keep you away i wanna say fuck you yet i wanna make love to you im not good enough for you yet im too good for you your my best friend yet ur my worst ememy i wanna hurt you yet i want nothing more than to love u u say u love me yet u dont wanna love me im perfect for you but im flawed because im not destroyed you destory me yet u hold me up im geyying over you yet ill never let you go your in my heart and your now lo

An Explanation
Normally I don't explain myself or my actions, but last night I was an absolute ass on here and i think it merits explanation. Regretablly I broke sobriety and then to make matters worse, I signed onto Fubar only to find out I missed someone I REALLY care about and was pissed at myself. Then i went on to pick a fight with some people that I find rather phony and droll only to have some other folks, whom I typically have the utmost respect for, jump into the verbal fight. Then after being blocked the fight got carried into someone else's status. Like I said, I was being an ass and that was wrong... But, one person said I am always whiny and inappropriate. If that's true, sorry. Tell me and I'll leave you be. My sense of humor is often very off beat and I'm not going to try to explain it... DP

Posting Picture Comments Class 100
POSTING PICTURE COMMENTS CLASS 100 Category: Friends LOOK FOR THE HTML CODE IT SHOULD BE IN A WHITE BOX, THEN HIGHLIGHT THE CODE IN BOX, LEFT CLICK WILL DO, THEN RIGHT CLICK TO COPY,NOW USE MOUSE LEFT CLICK TO COPY. GO TO WHERE U WANT TO PUT CODE IN THE WHITE BOX AND RIGHT CLICK TO PASTE IT, THEN LEFT CLICK MOUSE TO PASTE THE COMMENT. IF U HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WRITE THIS DOWN. TRY THIS WEBSITE 4 PRACTICE www.crystalcomments.com or www.123tagged.com MUCH LUV BARNETT

Badump...badump...badump
So I went to the docs today and she went to check my blood pressure. It was so HIGH that she thought it was a mistaken reading so she did it again...still high. My blood pressure in the past has just been under average...and now it's ABOVE normal. :\ She told to stop taking the pill immediately. (No I haven't been doing the hanky panky before the lecture starts) Then she put me on some other new med, not really sure what she was talking about but it's meant to help. The blood pressure was pretty high though, even though most women on the pill do have a little higher than what they normally would but it had just spiked up so much... The doc thinks it prolly stress, explains the funny moods and blood pressure. Oddly enough I lost weight too, which is weird because I sure have been eating a lot of ice-cream and cakes.:s

Dot Dot Dot
I was going to blog about a few things and I have forgotten all but one. It's just been that kind of morning. What I'm wondering is, why is it when old people die, and they put a picture of them in the paper with the obituary, do they always put a picture of them when they were really young? I mean I get the idea behind it, really I do. They want people to remember them young and "beautiful", but that's not what they looked like. I know that if I die when I'm old, and they put a picture of me in the paper, I want them to put a recent picture of me. Now granted, I wouldn't want them to put up a picture of me looking sickly, but I'd want them to use the most recent picture of me being healthy in it. I've got nothing else. Time to go find a song to put in my status. BTW, I miss my fuHubby. =/

Week By The Numbers
3. total number of hair clients on Friday. 3. Total number of nail clients on Saturday. 3. number of french manicures done on other student's clients (really? is it that hard?) 1. number of hair clients missing an ear. (not my fault, he came in that way.) 357. number of freak outs had while cutting the thickest, curliest hair I have ever seen. I couldn't even hide the freak outs. It went: cut hair, OH SHIT! oh we are good nevermind, repeat for an hour. 6. number of times I asked the educator to check that haircut. 2. number of times the educator freaked out on me for freaking out. I kinda deserved it. 1. Number of Swedish films seen over the weekend. did you know "what the fuck" is pronounced "what the fuck" in Swedeish. 4. number of referrals given to me already by that curly haired girl (she works in the call center at school! Fuck yea!) 102. percentage of people that tipped me for my services. (one of the people I painted for another student tipped me) 38. number of dolla

My Bad....
I kind of feel like an ass. See, I wanted to take a few days FuVacation and came up with a cute way (or so I thought) to leave. Thursday, I changed my screen name to THE JAI ASSASSINATION CONSPIRACY. I then played in the MuMMs, blogs, and everything else. So when I was ready to logoff, I deleted my default and made my status "BANG!". I was hoping to return and see comments like "I guess the conspiracy was right lolz" or something. ... Instead, I returned to alot of concerned friends, even texts asking if I was okay. I truly am sorry folks. But if you've never heard me say it before, I'll say it again: I WILL NEVER FUICIDE. I don't believe in it and think it's a slap in the face of everyone who's left me comments, love, and cool blingees. I just needed a few days off because of dealing with FuDrama coming from every angle as well as some RL stuff that's been going on. I may still take a couple more days off but wanted to clear things up. So, once again I'm sorry but thank

Petition.
BLOCKING "ORDER A ROUND" I've been considering doing this for a while, so here it finally is. Tired of getting countless Pints of fuIness [or whatever the drink of the day BabyJ has chosen]?Started wondering what good is being a Demon, able to shitface people...when they're already shitfaced the entire day? This is my proposition for a block option. If you would like to have one, post "yes" as your comment. If you enjoy the attention and deleting tons of drink gifts, post "no". If you don't really give a crap either way, don't comment.

Some People's Children....
I honestly cannot believe the way kids act these days. The children in my neighborhood {which is a fairly nice neighborhood} are SOOO disrespectful. I come home to find them jumping off my sidewalk with their bikes, skateboards, and scooters. Mind you, my sidewalk leads from MY front door to MY driveway. The boy next door actually even told MY son to move his vehicle one day because "he was in his way". Flowers have been knocked over, candy wrappers and such left in the yard. This morning I look out to find 2 girls "hiding" around MY vehicle and running all over my yard. I have never seen anything like this. To actually go into people's yards and up to their front doors? Ummm even my son said he couldn't imagine going on to others' property when he was growing up in such a disrespectful manner. This lady is about fed up. That is all.

Don't Talk To Me
So there's this guy at work now, replacing the usual teacher who went on maternity leave. I hate this dude, with a serious passion. Now, I don't hate much, or easily, but this guy seriously irks me in every single way. Same guy I mentioned in another blog that calls me "big Lew*. Amongst the many other reasons I hate him are: His greeting of "Yo". The retarded nicknames he gives everyone His irritating "I'll laugh at my joke because no one else will" laugh His know it all attitude The fact he's shit at teaching, and he's meant to be a teacher His blatant disregard for how the department works, even though he's worked there before He lets the kids get away with everything, today one class stole at least 4 batteries, the big D ones I was doing some work on eBay today, he walked in to the room, saw my ring and asked if I was engaged. I politely said yes, he asks "really, or are you joking", I say yes, I am, my boss says, he is, he says, "no, you're joking right" I say no. H

Ha!
Text just recieved: Him: Sure would make masturbating more fun if you sent me a picture of you in your bra to look at .... Me: I don't have a bra on. Him: That would also work. Me: Bored are we? Him: Not now!! Me: What do you mean ... not now? Him: Well, you with no bra ... I've found something to do. Me: I thought you already had? Him: No, I was considering it. And now I am :) Me: Well I won't interrupt you then X Him: Interrupt me! Interrupt me! I'm kidding, I shouldn't be so rude xx Me: I don't see why not, you usually are x Him: I'm a terrible person, you're too kind to indulge me xx Me: So you are then??

Png Update
Today I was actually busy with work, I know, go figure! Anyway, I did spend a bit of the morning checking in on PNG, finding out a little bit of her history. She grew up here, but just moved back. She's living with family till she gets her own place (I noticed she didnt say "we" so I am thinking no bf) and where she worked before. I talked about how I got the job and the place up here with never being here, but I am used to that being in the Army (work that soldier angle in) and she laughed at my jokes. I told her I'd let her get back to work, and I went about my own business. Then later, I had to go to another office, I told her "Try not to miss me too much" and she said "I'll try" so I told her "Be strong!" and she laughed. I seriously contemplated asking her to lunch tomorrow, but I held back. I'll ask her tomorrow if anyone had taken her out to welcome her to the company. I'm interested to see what she wears for casual fridays...

I Can't Work This One Out....
I have just got wrong from a patronising bank employee for not going over my overdraft limit in the last 18 months. So you actually get wrong now for NOT going over your limit? Guess what I told her to go and do? Fuck me backwards and tickle my ass .... this world's a fucked up place.

You People!!
Usually people on here can be rude, inconsiderate, obnoxious etc. but today I've laughed a lot and hard. And it's all your fault! I'd like to thank: Rio Witchie Wicked Helly Rev Jasmine (and her non-boobs) No particular order :) thanks for making my day brighter.

Brought To You By The Letter 3.
Three names I go by:1. Amanda2. Mandiesel3. Mandabear Three Jobs I have had in my life1. Cashier2. Wench3. Pee police Three Places I have lived1. Le Sueur, MN2. NB, Canada3. Here Three Favorite drinks1. Water2. Green tea3. She likes a vodka drink. Three TV Shows that I watch when I get to watch1. Family Guy2. Income Property3. True Blood Three places I have been1. Le Sueur, MN2. NB, Canada3. Here People who text me regularly1. Julian2. Chuck3. Cody Three of my favorite foods1. Pizza2. Salads3. Super cheesy loaded scrambled eggs, when I make them. Three friends who I think will respond1. you2. suck3. balls! Three Things I am looking forward to1. Stress relief2. Hugs3. Zombie infestation

Playing With Myself...
I just realized that title will seriously cut down on readership... I thought I'd take a moment to talk about videogames. I've been a "gamer" since I was a tiny tot, with the obsession peaking while I was in college and the first Playstation system had just hit. When I was checking out some old documents of mine a week or so ago I found a ton of game reviews and editorial I wrote for websites at the time. I actually got paid for most of these, so obviously my geek is vastly superior to yours...and not quite so sad. Got free hacked systems and games as well. I was in my glory. I think only one of the websites I wrote for still exists...seems like ages ago. Games for me now are a casual hobby, I don't need to have that hot new game on the day it comes out. I can wait a year for the price to drop. And I'm much more selective in what I'll pick up. It's to the point that I know whether or not I'll like a game before I even play it. I dunno if I've gotten predictable or the g

So Much Fun I'll Probably Get In Trouble For It..
So Misfit threatens me with a BBW salute... Ninji makes me one with the fattest slob she can find.. Jen pimps me out and I am left with this little gem.. This is a message and my replies from the whale that his my default pic.. Enjoy.. R U FUKING SERIOUSLY THAT FUKING RETARDED ? ITS MY FUKING PIC..GET THE FUK RID OF IT U MORON..HOW WOOD U LIKE ME STEELING PIX OF UR FUKIN MOM OR SUM SHIT...uve been reported..lighten up on that 1=== 'Dr Black' wrote the following at '2010-10-22 23:03:48'..>> LOL.. really? the person who made it for me gave it to me a couple of weeks ago.. seriously.. lighten up.. > > > === 'FluFFie N Daveys Still On Probation lol' wrote the following at '2010-10-22 23:02:48'..> >> > NO IT WASNT..THATS A BRAND NEW PIC OF ME JUS PUT UP....REPORTED> > === 'Dr Black' wrote the following at '2010-10-22 23:01:46'..> > >> > > I didn't steal it.. it was given to me..> > > > > > > > > === 'FluFFie N Daveys Still On Probation lol' wrote the following at '2010-10-22 23:01:14'..

Gifts...
I have a question. It really is a simple one, but I'm not a guy, so I have no clue, lol. Saturday is mine and my boyfriend's one year anniversary. We both have to work Saturday night, but we are going to go out Friday night. Probably just dinner. Thing is, I have NO IDEA what to get him. Yes, I know sex...I'm talking like an actual gift. WTF do guys like? HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Wanna Be A Cowboy (just Read It)
Kloverlynn tagged me to do this, and it looked like it might be good... I didn't know whether to post this here or in my Music blog, so I flipped a coin... THE RULES 1) Put your iPod/Windows Media Player on Shuffle2) For each answer push the "Next" button for your answer3) YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS4) Tag 20 friends5) Everyone tagged must do the same thing____________________________________________________________________ 1.) If someone says "Are you okay" you say: Slow Ride (Foghat)2.) How would you describe yourself? Stop this Game (Cheap Trick)3.) What do you like in a Guy/Girl? Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (AC/DC)4.) How do you feel today? Bringin' On The Heartbreak (Def Leppard)5.) What is your life's purpose? Wild Wild West (The Escape Club)6.) What's your motto? Stuck In The Middle With You (Stealers Wheel)7.) What do your friends think of you? Amnesia (Chumbawamba)8.) What do your parents think of you? Hold On Tight (ELO)9.) What do you

I Am Wicked's Bish...
my 2 year FUiversay today... miracle I made it without being deleted... the powers that be do not like me... I am Wicked's bitch... You may think her for my hoaring ways today... HH coming up at noon... rang and famp will be turned on around that time... I am Wicked's bitch... My vacation was great... I did absolutely nothing and loved it... I feel better about work now after that long break... I am Wicked's bitch...

Bad Mood
My best friend who I was supposed to watch the game with after work, just flaked on me. How lame is that? Eh, piss on her. I think I will flake on the next set of plans. My mood just went from fansastical to piss poor.

Poem About You, Her, Him And The Other Person
You done pissed me off to no end and then you have brought me back from the edge There were days when I had nothing to say and you gave me inspiration When you were gone I have noticed and you were missed. Some days I say too much but you've listened anyhow There were days I haven't said enough and you "I need more" You inspire me you entice me you enrage me you are everything I want in a wife except you're already in a marriage You make me wish you were my brother You make me glad I didn't I am glad you're in my life for it is never boring Your insights make me think your intelligence astounds me But most of all I am glad you can read.

[i Was Provided With A Survey.]
1. Do you like chinese food? I do. Incidentally I probably cook it three times a week. I eat a lot of rice. ... more rice than any white person has ever ate in history. 2. How big is your bed? Queen. Big enough for me, my puppy and an average sized woman. 3. Is your room clean? My room is probably the cleanest room in my house, the rest is kinda... stocked with other people's stuff and model/art supplies and their results. 4. Laptop or Desktop computer? Desktop, though I often contemplate getting an iron, nuclear catastrophe surviving laptop to put my work on, a very stable OS, and NOTHING else. 5. Favorite comedian? *whistles* George Carlin? I'm gonna say George Carlin for right now. As much standup as I watch (contemporary or classic) that's a really tough call. 6. Do you smoke? Cigars, and rarely. 7. Does anyone like you? Yeap! Its pretty neat. 8. Whats the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice? The teeth. And you fucking know it. 10. Sleep with or without cloth

I Haz The Sad
I'm having a rough time recently...for multiple reason, but lets just focus on one for right now. My cat, Bandit, has been sick for the past week or so. I took him to the vet a couple days ago, since he wasn't eating, and it is quite apparent. They found some prety heavy amounts of plaque buildup and a bit of infections in his gums. Nothing too serious, so they gave me some meds to give him, and told me they would help a bunch. Vet said he didn't want to automatically run the gambit of tests and run a bill up for me, as everything else checked out. Fast forward about 48 hours later or so. I have only successfully given him one pill since then. Every time I have given him pills, he has turned around and vomitted shortly after. Not sure how he can get better if I can't get him to take the meds. He turns 12 this April as we got him shortly after we got married. I'm not sure what to do. :(

Peeves.
Peeves, not pervs. Although, there are plenty of pervs going around. Present company *waves at otherwise empty room* not excluded. Pet peeves, to be exact. Wikipedia defines them as a minor annoyance that an individual identifies as particularly annoying to him or her, to a greater degree than others may find it. I don't know what my deal is lately, but my formerly limited list of shortsighted chagrins has expanded enough for me to.. well, enough for me to start writing about them. I can be almost as assuredly annoyed as I can be easily amused. In one breath, I'll laugh at a dog hanging out a car window with its ears flapping in the wind, and, in the next, you might hear me scream obscenities at the driver in front of me that probably couldn't use a turn signal if his life depended on it. On a freeway full of multi-ton combinations of steel and flammable liquids operating at high velocities, you'd think it would depend on it, right? Things that I used to find bothersome, like someon

♥my Love♥my Life♥my Heart♥my Soul
As most of you know, a week ago today I got a message that turned my life upside down,and not only broke my heart but crushed it as well. That message was from Patricq, the god son of my fuhusband Don1897 aka Drinkbox Bomber. The message was entitled "I'm sorry Gary" and after reading just that, my heart sank. Upon opening the message, I immediately began to read and be overcome with emotion. I quickly ran to the bathroom to try and get away from my younger sibblings so they didn't see what was about to become of me. My adoptive mom with whom I live with was in the room with me she was playing Halo Reach with my sister..I ran by her, tapped her on the shoulder and continued up the stairs. I got into the bathroom, she quickly came in right behind me with my puppy right behind her, and I collapsed. I couldn't get it out. My 2012 happened that day. I curled up into the fetal position on the bathroom floor and cried..I came back down to my laptop, and went to his profile, tried calling him

Why??
Blake's {my grandson} grandmother Kathy who takes care of him {he stays with her most of the time, she gives him all his treatments when he is with that side of the family, takes him to the doctor and clinic, etc.} found out last week that she has 2 kinds of cancer. Not just one, but two. Of all people.... This woman is a sweetheart. She takes such good care of Blake, has her hands full already, worries about every little detail of Blake's disease as I do, works hard making sure he has everything he needs and gets everything done daily and now this. My heart breaks for her. I will be having Blake a lot more now as she goes to her appointments, deals with this, or just needs time for herself. Blake will be here tomorrow through Sunday, so I probably won't be on as much. Please keep this dear woman who is so very important to Blake in your thoughts and prayers. :(

I Never Promised You A Rose Garden.
So, dude leaves a comment on one of my Phx Comicon pics that I guess I should have just ignored. For someone who hates the shoutbox, I thought I was being pretty fucking nice. Curtain opens. Apparent unsuspecting victim enters from stage right: anddd SCENE! He blocked me. How will I ever go on?! I've never blocked anyone so, uh, thanks for doing me a favor, man? ps. It takes two clicks to add someone as a friend. Nice try. pps. Your profile is more than six months old. Six months ago, wasn't I Easy A? How long has this dude been watching me? Things that make you go buhhhuhuhhuhuhuh.

Really Sick Of It
Ya know... both here and in reality I do whatever I can to help people Be it small or large I think I am a good person, I do my best to make others happy When the hell does all this selflessness get paid back?? I very rarely ask for anything, but I will say that I have some people that do for me without my asking, but the majority nada I am just really really friggin annoyed.

Who's My Daddy?
WhenI was 13 my mother in one of her drunken stupors revealed to me that the man I had grown up thinking was my father really wasn't. I confronted her the next day when she was sober and she denied saying it. I have two other sisters and a brother whom I look NOTHING like. A few weeks ago my mother (whom I hardly have a relationship) sent me a message on FB telling me the man I thought could be my father had died like 7 years ago from a brain tumor. This upset me greatly because I was very close to him, his wife and children. I have a photo of me and this man's son (whom I am a month older than) and we could pass for twins. My mother claims it's just because we always spent time together. I look more like him then my so called blood brother and sisters. My husband wrote my mother a long email asking her to please let me know the truth because of my headaches and the man who could possibly be my father dying of a brain tumor. She denied it yet again. I e

Fyi
I have always been open about who I like and who I don't like. I have been open about who my friends are. I have always said I will not judge a person solely on who is on their friends list. (Convicted pedophiles are exempt here.) Not everyone gets along and I know that. Some of your friends may not like me and that's OK. I know I'm not everyone's cup of tea. If you have a problem with the people I think highly of or things I post on here: TELL ME HOW YOU FEEL. I am not a mind reader. If I cross a line, you can come to me. I may not agree with you, but I will respect you for having the balls to say something, instead of slinking around and deleting me to "save me the trouble". Just had to be said.

Measurements
A WOMAN IS OFTEN MEASURED BY THE THINGS SHE CANNOT CONTROL SHE IS MEASURED BY THE WAY HER BODY CURVES OR DOESN'T CURVE BY WHERE SHE IS FLAT OR STRAIGHT OR ROUND SHE IS MEASURED BY 36-24-36 AND INCHES AND AGES AND NUMBERS BY ALL THE OUTSIDE THINGS THAT DON'T EVEN ADD UP TO WHO SHE IS ON THE INSIDE AND SO IF A WOMAN IS TO BE MEASURED LET HER BE MEASURED BY THE THINGS SHE CAN CONTROL BY WHO SHE IS AND WHO SHE IS TRYING TO BECOME BECAUSE AS EVERY WOMAN KNOWS AND VERY VERY FEW MEN KNOW MEASUREMENTS ARE ONLY STATISTICS AND STATISTICS LIE THIS IS FOR ALL THE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN INSIDE AND OUT BIG DADDY LOVES YA

A Big Surprise For All Of You On Ct.
A BIG surprise for all of you on CT. {Please Read & REPOST} Hello everyone, I wanted to throw a teaser out there for all of you Cherry Tap members that love to write prose, poetry and songs. Within the next week or two I will be doing an international press release about a gift I will be giving all of my friends here, and on MySpace. It is something I have put a cumulative effort of over 10 years of work into. I will not tell you what it is now (just to keep you guessing [evil grin]), but you will like it. I want to let you know now, so when the day comes you can prepare to help me get the word out in a big way. It has been mentioned on the front page of the Wall Street Journal and in PC Magazine. If you figure it out, please keep it a surprise. I will post this bulletin every now and then, until it is announced. On that day, PLEASE help me get the word out. I spent 10 grueling years working on this to give it away for free, and all I am asking is for a little help spreadin

Doa In The Whaaambulance! Wtf!
For cryin out loud! I read so many bulletins about "we're supposed to be adults"...this, "we're supposed to be adults" that but what happens to that philosophy when someone tells you that you're fat? Or ugly? Some of you find the right link......block. Others of you handle it less appropriately than two kids talking shit in a sandbox. Someone stole your crayons...what??! CT does not delete people for being idiots or mean (I too wish we could). I know this might sound like mindless "duh..ings" but you'd be surprised how many inbox mails I receive that read something like this: "he/she called me a fake, nasty ass, scoundrel. Here's the shoutbox conversation....." Then they proceed to copy and paste everything that is possbile from their shout box or the equivalent of a 30 page dissertation from their inbox. Now, I'm not saying it's okay for anyone to be abusive in language, however, if your ass stays in that conversation long enough for someone else to call you everything

Does She Love This Or What?
All of your work is spread out on the table. You shake your head as you look through your business papers. You murmur to yourself about where could it be. Ah ha, you see it and it’s laying in the shuffle that is on the other side. You stand up and take a step to the side. You start to lean over the table. Then both your hands are suddenly grabbed and pulled behind your back. Your breath quickens. Then your wrists are held by one hand, and then the other one slides in front of your eyes. Your heart races. You feel the hand softly touch your eyelids. Then the touch is gone. Next you feel a finger tip over each eyebrow, and they slowly run down to your eyelids and over your closed eyes. You sniff the air. You catch the feint scent of the cologne. You start to protest by saying I have work to do and we can play at another time. You quickly feel a hard smack on your ass cheek! Then you’re pushed against the table. Your hands are quickly tied together. Then you are blindfolded and fo

Saturday Night - Part 1
It was a few minutes after 11 pm when we finally went to bed. I was following my husband down the hall to our bedroom when he entered the room and I walked up behind him as he stopped to pull the blankets back. He stood before me with his back to me only wearing his boxers. I reached around his chest with both of my arms and gave him a big hug. I made sure that my breasts pressed up against his bare back so he can feel them give his shoulder blades a hug while I pinched his nipples that he loves so much. I took my fingernails and ran large circles around each of his nipples and I could hear him take a deep breath as I did so. I stepped back a bit and ran my nails over his shoulders and down the length of his spine very slowly teasing him with the touch all the while. I dropped to my knees behind him and then tugged lightly at the elastic band at the top of his boxers dropping them slowly just so that I could see the top of the crack of his sweet ass. I then dro

My Page Rules
These are a list of rules you must respect and follow if you wish to remain or be allowed on my friends list. If you feel you can not follow and respect my rules then please feel free to remove yourself. Thank you! #1. I will not accept blank friends request. #2. I will not accept friends request that have no pics of themselves. #3. I will not accept friends request where they do not have a profile up. #4. Absolutely no camming so don't bother asking. #5. Only friends and family will be allowed to see my blogs. #6. Absolutely no cyber sex so don't bother asking. #7. Do not come here looking for more than a friendship. #8. Do not ask me about messenger. #9. Do not ask me about my private folder, if I wish for you to see whats inside you will know. #10. Do not bother asking for my phone number or asking about phone sex, its not happening! #11. If I do not accept your friends request please don't keep sending request. I have the right to refuse anyone if I

:)
so im bored so im writing this....hmmm i really dont have anything to say tho...so time for random babble....actually...i have nothing to really babble about either....lol this is the most pointless blog ever lmao! HI EVERYONE! :)

2 Months(4 My Soulmate)
Ever since she made that call 2 me i have loved her.The happiness that she has brought 2 me iz unmatched by ne other i have ever felt.My life revolves around her and i live 4 the day we can b 2gether.Very few times can sum1 really say they have found their soulmate but i have.29 years i waited 4 her and now i will never let her go 4 our hearts are now 1 and our love iz always evident.Its the little things she does that i cherrish she makes me laugh and want more of her.Ppl sumtimes get signs when they meet their true love and mines came and hit me like a thunderbolt!Oh how i love her and want 2 b with her always.And now its been 2 months and the love only grows stronger 4 her.I am so happy i was allowed 2 find my soulmate.And when this life of mines is over and another starts a new I will go and wait 2 find her again.Victoria I love U and Always Have And Always Will.*Con Todo Mi Corazon*

Ryan
Carroll Grad Killed in Iraq Sep 10, 2007 05:50 PM Woodward's yearbook picture Woodward's yearbook picture Woodward's Military Picture Woodward's Military Picture News more>> (WANE-Department of Defense) Another soldier from northeast Indiana has been killed in Iraq. According to the Department of Defense, 22-year old Cpl. Ryan Andrew Woodward was killed on September 8 in Balad, Iraq when insurgents attacked his unit. He was assigned to the 1st Squadron, 73rd Cavalry Regiment, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 82nd Airborne Division, Fort Bragg, North Carolina. "Corporal Woodward was a highly dedicated paratrooper," said Christopher Chapman, 1st Sqd. 73rd CAV rear detachment commander. "He was dedicated not only to his profession but also in serving this great nation." Woodward joined the Army in February 2006. He completed Cavalry Scout One Station Unit training at Fort Knox, Ky., in June 2006. He arrived to the 82nd Abn. Div., in July 2006 and was assigned to th

Small Bus - Updated - 10-16-07
Request only taken by Blog Comment Request at The Short Bus Blogs Have Moved To The Short Bus Home Page Please leave Comments there to Be Added and Ride The Coolest Bus On FUBAR. Jokers Wild Short Bus Home Page@ fubar http://www.fubar.com/blog/134342/543895 Direct Link to Jokers Wild's Bus Stop Lounge Please Repost Bulletins at least once, Not required but it helps get more people on for the PaRtY Come Jump on Jokers Wild's Small Bus where the only requirement is to have a sense of humor. Unlike Trains and planes this IS A 100% Free Ride. NO RATING REQUIRED NO FANNING REQUIRED NO ADDING REQUIRED NO NEED TO BUY ANYTHING FOR THE DRIVERS You Rate, Add, Comment who you want to and IF you want to THIS BUS RIDE IS ABSOLUTELY 100% FREE When The Bus is full we will add a second one and another one until we have a small bus convoy ! LOL Remember Just because you rate someone on this bus is no requirement that they rate you back, This is to see p

W.i.s.e U.k Friends Members ~ Page 1 Of 2
♥☆ W.I.S.E U.K. Friends ☆♥ To find out more about the group and read the rules before you join, then please click here to go to the blog. W.I.S.E simply means Wales Ireland Scotland England. Once you have read the rules and are ready to join, here is where you add the members from. Start from the top of this blog and work your way down the list. Once you have them all added, you go on to the next page (the link is at the bottom to take you to it). You can save this blog in your favorites/bookmark it so you can keep coming back and adding the new members at any time. You do not have to add everyone in 1 day, you can keep coming back but the sooner you add everyone, the quicker you can get to know your awesome new friends and you will be added to the list yourself. Feel free to add me to your family list so you can always find me too. Here are our family members so far ... 1 ♥ MishNumber1 ♥ 2 Angel Eyes1974~co owner*stilett

Lol @ Inbox Jackassery!!....lmmfao
It's been a rough week here at the FU, however, it never fails that some assclown shows up and gives me a huge belly laugh on pure accident.... Now the other day, my status message read "Say No 2 Jackassery"......a few of you wanted to know what that was........THIS is jackassery (I have edited some text to protect the stupid) "On 11/13/2007, _______@fubar.com wrote: Hi I'm jeff I'm starting my owen mag. This month. Searching for the most wild and sexy female's online. If you like to be in this mag. of mine. Just e-mail 10 to 15 nude pic's. of yourself. Pluse some sexy out fits as well. Anything to help get this mag. started. e-mail is. jeff_blahblahblah@hotmail.com Pluse I need to know some things. But before I get into that with you. You'll have to send them pics. Thanks for your time. Jeff " My turn: Dear Jeff, Thank you for your offer. I am flattered that you are choosing the sexiest women online and all you need is 10-15

Auction
Hello everyone, I have decided to host my first auction. This auction will run from tomorrow, January 18th starting at 8 P.M. Eastern till January 29th at 8 P.M. The rules are simple..You may bid anything you like, Fubucks, Blasts, Ticker Messages, VIP's, Happy Hours..etc. Actual money items overshadow Fubucks. What the winner gets.... 1.) The person you win will put Owned by "Your name here" next to theirs in their profile name for an entire month. 2.) Atleast 1 daily comment 3.) All pics and stash rated during Happy Hour 4.) A daily gift of their choosing. 5.) A personal salute photo to you (What kind is up to the person who is won) 6.) Anything after that is up to the person who is owned. Please keep in mind this is for fun ONLY! Please, no rude comments! If you would like to be in the auction simply send me a message and let me know which pic you would like to enter. Anyone may join up until the 27th of January at midnight. Thanks everyone and have

02-02-08 (tapping)
Happy Saturday ... What's shakin' on your side of the screen? Me? I just moving my rump and doing the bump ... lol I've done so many retro searches when selecting the music for my blogs lately. I'm starting to think I've finally been left behind musically? I mean

Just Everything..
..here's something random, and no it's not a blowout of anyone for a change. It's a matter of where things are and where they are at at the moment and well, the picture being painted isn't too pretty, but it's reality and it's time to just vent... ...my heart and mind have been in a different place this week as my girlfriend Chelle (aka Amnesia) has been on the road and will be attending the funeral of her grandmother who passed away earlier in the week. It totally sucks and it's been a very diffucult year for her so far, and even though I can't physically be there for her, I try very hard to be there as much as possible considering the way things are...this won't be like this forever however, because in the coming months we will be together and getting ready for a much brighter tomorrow together , a day which will make the dark days such as these seem like a distant memory, and for that, I am happy and lucky, and believe me, it just can't come fast enough...here's her link below, I

Some People's Childrens Shouldn't Have Internet Access
This shout box conversation came outta the blue with a comment I made about liking tits on a chick. You know the drill bottom to top kiddos I LICK PAINT: Block ME fag breeder ->I LICK PAINT: fuck you and stay out of my shout box I LICK PAINT: and should be taken away ..and if hey saty they'll probably be little homo's or dykes ->I LICK PAINT: whatever. My children are fine, loved and healthy. I LICK PAINT: general enough I LICK PAINT: our a fag a dyke and cant admit it your marriage is failing and your children if you have any will or should be taken away ->I LICK PAINT: well you are making generlazations, why can't I? It's not so funny when the shoe is on the other foot now is it? I LICK PAINT: you seen the size of my dick as well cunt ? ->I LICK PAINT: Bye Insecure Little dick Man I LICK PAINT: BYE GAY FAT LADY ->I LICK PAINT: I'm not gay or fat. If you have such a problem with me why do you contuine to talk with me? I LICK PAINT: that you a fat gay women ? ->I LI

Soda
I'm trying to quit drinking soda and DAMN it is hard. I think I'm actually craving soda. I don't drink caffeinated sodas anyway, but geez. I guess I just like the flavor and the carbonation. I've had water, gatorade, and V8 Splash today. Yes, I was working out so the Gatorade wasn't as bad for me. I'm trying to think of other things to drink. I need to buy some crystal light packets or something. I'm going to limit my sweet tea, but I'm not gonna stop drinking it. Sweet tea is my crack! So, any encouragement or words of wisdom would be great. Thanks!! ♥Amy

Anyone Wanna Take Me Out Of The Country?
UGH! Recently got news that Leonard Cohen is touring... LEONARD COHEN!!! Unfortunately, he's not hitting the states at all :( Here's the tour dates, anyone wanna take me out of the country to see a kick ass show? 11-May Fredericton, NB - Fredericton Playhouse 12 & 13-May - Halifax, NS - Rebecca Cohn Auditorium 18-May - Charlottetown, PE - Confederation Centre ) 20-May - Glace Bay, NS - Savoy Theatre 23-May - Moncton, NB - Capitol Theatre 26-May - St. John’s, ML - Holy Heart Theatre 30-May - Saguenay, QC - Auditorium Dufour 02-June - Kitchener, ON - Centre in the Square 06-Jun-08 Toronto - Sony Centre For The Performing Arts 07-Jun-08 Toronto - Sony Centre For The Performing Arts 14-Jun-08 Dublin, Ireland - IMMA 15-Jun-08 Dublin, Ireland - IMMA 17-Jun-08 Manchester, UK - Opera House 18-Jun-08 Manchester, UK - Opera House 19-Jun-08 Manchester, UK - Opera House 20-Jun-08 Manchester, UK - Opera House 23-Jun-08 Montreal - Montreal Jazz Festival / Place des Arts 2

Wanna Hear Me Sing?
Below you will find some songs that I have sung on a website called singsnap, Feel free to leave comments if you want, good or bad, haterz don't bother me lol. If there is a song you would like to hear me do, just ask, if I can, I will. Rock You Baby (Dawn's Song) by RogerLee Amazed by RogerLee The River by RogerLee 1982 by RogerLee If Tomorrow Never Comes by RogerLee To Make You Feel My Love by RogerLee Honky Tonk Moon by RogerLee Help Me Hold On by RogerLee

Revised Cam Rulez As Of June 2008 - If You Accept - Please Comment - Accepted- Thanks
CAM RULES NO NUDITY NO SHOWING ASS, TITS, PUSSY, DICK, BALLS, THUS KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON ! AS WELL NO DRUGS, NARCOTICS, PARAFENILA OF THAT SORT ON CAM AT ALL. ** IF LOUNGE HAS BEEN SET TO PRIVATE BY THE OWNER (REVEREND ETERNAL) THE SHOWING OF NUDITY AND DRUGS ARE ALLOWED, BUT ONLY DURING THAT TIME. ** IF YOU ARE GOING TO SHOW ANY TYPE OF NUDITY - PLEASE FORE WARN THE LOUNGE PRIOR TO. IF YOUR ON CAM, YOU ARE IN THE LOUNGE CHATTING IF WANTING TO GET ON CAM, PLEASE ASK OUT IN LOUNGE IF ANYONE IS ON CAM ALREADY. IF NO ONE IS ON, ASK IF ANYONE DOESNT MIND YOU GETTING ON. 1 HOUR LIMIT TO CAM - AT THAT TIME PLEASE ASK IN LOUNGE IF ANYONE WANTS TO GET ON CAM. IF NOT THEN CONTINUE CAMMING. IF SO, PLEASE LOG OFF DO NOT GIVE OUT CAM INFO TO ANYONE IF ANY STAFF MEMBER REQUEST YOU TO GET OFF CAM PLEASE GET OFF YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GIVE THE CAM INFO TO ANYONE EVER DJ KAK TEASE IS CAM MANAGEMENT - ASK FOR INFO FROM HER IF INCASE SHE IS UNAVAILABLE - PLEASE G

The Dark Secret
I have always been fascinated by human behavior. During my childhood, I was constantly taught the meaning of "right and wrong". In almost every influential relationship that I experienced, I was told by the adult their own interpretation of morality. Like the majority of people, these interpretations were based almost exclusively upon Judeo-Christian dogma. In retrospect, I can see now that these beliefs were being recanted to me predominantly as a means for the person instilling those ideas in my mind to reinforce their own unfounded faith in the validity of those ideas. Even today I know very few people, Christian or otherwise, who have spent any serious amount of time researching the bible. Most of them have never even read it in its entirety. They can tell me the detailed and precise stats of the last ten seasons of their favorite sporting league, as well as a thorough history of the origins of the game itself, but not of their faith. Almost everyone I have ever met bases t

Rikk
Things that make ya go hmmmmmm.... ->Rikk: Personal because you hate me. Rikk: its a personal thing ->Rikk: How am I different than anyone else? Rikk: i don't hate you, i just won't be owned by you ->Rikk: Why do you hate me? Rikk: you might as well stop bidding on me, I won't accept your bids in the auction Here's the link to his auction.

Friends
What would u do? I have a FRIEND and we talk back and forth and one day my friend asked me something that made me feel weird and I did not know how to resopnd so I laughed, but it kinda hurt me that my friend would ask me such a thing. what would you do ?

New Colored Names For People W/ Salutes
fubar members with salutes will now show up on the site with a bolded white name. vip's who also have salutes will now find 'White' as a selectable color on your profile settings page. viva la resistance! -mike

Paradise By Fubar Lights
this is a long one ... it will probably take you longer to read it than it took me to kill Meat Loaf 8-P (Boy) well I remember every little thing because it happened only yesterday parked by the comp and drooling at every chick in sight Ive never had girl looking is all I ever did all the guys from pool would laugh if they knew what I did at night Oh I see a default that looks so good looks so right Monitors glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife Hard on!! hold on tight! Hard on!! hold on tight! though its cold and lonely in the deep dark night I can see paradise in fubars lights (girl) Aint no doubt about it Ill be fubuck blessed cause you act like a teen and I bet your barely dressed Aint no doubt about it baby go ahead and shout me Aint no doubt about it Ill be fubuck blessed (boy) cause I act like a teen and Im barely dressed baby dont you see my shout telling how

Thank You!!!
I'm sorry I had to run before my Auto 11s were even over with. I had a surprise visit from my grandson, Blake. He cried to stay with Nana, so I couldn't log on much. He has my full attention when he is here. lol Then I had to go to my mother's yesterday morning to stay the night to help her finish up decorating her apartment and get groceries in for her. I haven't had a chance to tally up, but so far it looks as if I had way over 30,000 photo views, gained over 2.5 mil fu bucks, and ranked at #110 yesterday!!!! Thank you to all who helped with rating me!! You guys are awesome!!! ♥ Special thanks to Delerius for the Auto 11s, DaisyBlue for my blast, Clowns for my cool pics, and everyone who actually clicked through EVERY pic...lol

Join The Fun
Well everyone does boring no fun shit, in their HappyHour folders So here's my Idea numbers 1-100 ( cuz if you get bouncer you know what number picture you left off on) So pick a number Ask me if its taken yet. Then take a picture of your self with that number and join in on the goofy fun.. Then when you do it tell me so i can add it to folder come on people DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! A little Indian boy asked his father, the big chief of the tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have long names? His father replied, "Look, son, our names represent a symbol, a sign, or a poem for our culture not like the white men, who live all together and repeat their names from generation to generation. Also, it is part of our makeup that in spite of everything, we survive. For example, your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon Over The Lake, because on the night she was conceived, there was a beautiful moon reflected in the lake. Then there's your brother,

Makes Ya Think....
There's this guy, we've had this thing for a few months. Things started going really great and I started having real strong feelings for him. Well this morning I had a nervous breakdown. I'm still reeling from the meds. Well, he won't speak to me anymore, called me a mental case and said he'd be deleting me from his phone. This is some in RL. Someone I was just with this past weekend and pulled the whole "I don't wanna go, I'd rather stay in bed with you all day" line. Ugh. Makes you realize who cares though....and I should be glad I haven't invested more than he deserves.

Psyche Update
I'm texting Psyche on yahoo as she lays in hospital bed and she has requested that you peeps that have her yahoo to send her love and let her know if you want a salute.. She's doing sexy hopsital gown salutes.. muah

Hot Tamale
Your result for The Intellectual Sexiness Test ... Hot Tamale You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 79! You're hot! You've read a lot. You've done a lot, and there's a lot you'd like to try in the future. You've got a sharp, sexy mind, and few inhibitions to restrain you from exploring all the pleasure you can get. You have few hang-ups, and there's not much you don't know about sex. You're open-minded and able to enjoy things that would make a lesser person squeamish. You're an exceptional treat as a lover, appreciated greatly by those who know the differnce. You were probably bored with a few of the people you've been with in your past, feeling like you had to drag them along with you in the sexual adventures you want to have, and probably dumping them for the same reason. It takes a lot to stimulate you; you realize it's not just about bumping uglies. In the end there's gotta be a lot more to it. Still, there is always room for improvement. Before you can graduate i

Roster
EVERYONE WANTING TO JOIN MUST HAVE AN APPROVED SALUTE! Or talk to Vamp about getting in on a trial for a week. THEN you have 1 week to get a salute done! EVERYONE MUST R/F/A PREVIOUS MEMBERS ON THE LIST! OK! THE LINKS IN THE ROSTER ARE NOT WORKING! EVERYONE THAT IS IN THE GROUP IS IN THE FAMILY ON THE PAGE! ALL YOU NEED TO DO IT R/F/A EVERYONE IN THE FAMILY! THEN COMMENT ON HERE SO I KNOW YOU"RE FINISHED! :) THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING! VAMP MORTICIA~JdHunts Wife~I like 2 Kiss Girls GF~Owner of V M V@ fubar The owner of the group! Vamp Morticia (tag maker) jdhunt~Vamp Morticia's husband 4 life ~My Baby Owns me too!~VMV i will die with my wife vamp(ta@ fubar JDHunt is co-owner of the group. (Vamp's Hubby) Beto aka Dj Devious One: Owner & Dj of UBG Lounge Member of VMV Group@ fubar BETO WILL MAKE MORPHS/GRAPHICS FOR ANY GROUP MEMBER! BiBabyGirl...VMV & a Sarge's Bad Girl...DON'T LIKE BIGGER GIRLS GET THE F... OFF MY PAGE!@ fubar "like Maxwell House, Good to the Last Drop!

Rules! Very Important! Read First When Joining!
1. I (Vamp) expect you to r/f/a everyone in roster blog. They're ALL members of the group. 2. If anything comes up that you have a ? about hit up Vamp Morticia, JDHUNT or Carnage (when he's back online) on here or their main pages! They're in top family! 3. Treat EVERYONE in the group with respect. 4. EVERYONE should have Vamp Morticia's Victims in their name or VMV. OR display their tag as main pic 5. Make sure you keep up on the blogs and repost bulletins if needed. 6. YOU MUST HAVE A VERIFIED SALUTE! Or talk to Vamp about getting in on a trial for a week. THEN you have 1 week to get a salute done! 7. If someone needs help leveling help them out. That's what we're here for. :) I will post a blog for everyone to leave comments on if you're CLOSE to leveling. 8. Send me a picture link of a pic you would like in the group pictures folder. 9. There IS a group saultes folder. You MAY do a salute for the page but it's NOT required! 10. I don't

Lub, Troo Lub
· friend Gutter Slut™ changed relationship status: In a relationship! 12 mins ago · friend C.A.M.™ changed relationship status: In a relationship! 15 mins ago Cam and Cammy, Sitting in a tree! P-O-S-T-I-N-G First comes love then fu-marriage then Fu-baby in a baby carriage

Why They Sacrifice
Why They Sacrifice SFC Leland Lesher forwarded emails he had received from SSG Troy Haley (NYARNG). For those who receive most of their information about the Global War on Terror through the distorted lens of the mass media, Troy's emails provide an insightful, often moving take on the real story in Iraq. In his letters, SSG Haley sometimes laments the negative coverage that is being fed to most Americans. In particular, he finds it sad that families at home may never know of the deep and abiding good their soldiers are doing while overseas. He comments, "I can only say that slowly and surely we are winning this war... Freedom is now becoming a Muslim word... There is a real possibility of peace in the Middle East, and that will be a great legacy of the soldiers that have been lost...", and in a later message, "This war is being won. Despite what some talking head on TV may say. Every day, little victories take place... Every day, a new Iraqi stands up and decides to stay in th

Lol Sorry Az
So anyway yeah im a stinker lol since az tried to add doll once again today I figured hey its open season on futarts Not only did I highjack and change his bulletin his fam members were reposting our version and sending us fubucks cause az told them too ok it was me but ha I laughed either way heres the original below it will be our version on it hey thatx fu tart lol PLEASE HELP ME OUT > > > Listen people... > Let's be honest here for a minute. I am not, for whatever reason, the most liked individual on this website... and I've come to terms with that, however, it's about time I find out who my TRUE friends are here. I am trying to go for a SPOTLIGHT and I need all the help I can get. > > I need my friends to band together and help me out. I would really appreciate any and all help you could give me. > > I'm not asking for much here. I'm just asking for you dig a little bit into your fu-wallets and lend a hand... Use FUPAL and give me whatever

25
stupid vince. here's 25 useless things about me. 1. My real name is Annabel Iglesias 2. No, i'm not related to Julio or Enrique Iglesias. (however, my brothers name is enrique and my cousin's julio --different last names though--) 3. When i sleep, i tend to kick and punch the air. :P 4. If you ever see me on the road driving, RUN. Or turn at the intersection, whatever. 5. I admit I can be a little needy at times. 6. I worked in the fields picking grapes and stuff since I was 12. 7. When people guess my wieght, they're completely off. I take it as a compliment :P 8. I love DISNEY PRINCESSESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 9. I'm a daddy's girl /hides 10. I always jump to conclusions (stupid ones) 11. If I ever feel anxious, especially while driving or as a passanger, my body shivers til i feel relaxed again. 12. I can NOT comfront people whatsoever. good or bad. I just can't do it. argh 13. If I ever have kids, I want my first to be a girl. =D 14. I have

Single And Need To Eat?? I Do!
IS THIS YOUR SIGN?? HEARING THIS TOO OFTEN?? LMAO NOW LADIES C'MON I KNOW HOW OFTEN WE CAN SAY "NO" ROFL!! NOW THAT I'M SINGLE I SO DON'T WANT TO TAKE THE TIME TO ACTUALLY COOK SOMETHING FOR MYSELF, BUT I CAN TELL MY ENERGY IS LOW. SERIOUSLY, I THINK MY CAT IS TIRED OF ME SLEEPING SO MUCH LOL! I'M ALSO TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO KEEP FOODS FRESH AS A SINGLE PERSON. MOST THINGS GO BAD BEFORE I FINISH THEM OR EVEN GET TO THEM LOL. THIS IS A WHOLE NEW RIDE FOR ME! BUT!! I SAW A BLAST THE OTHER DAY THAT CAUGHT MY EYE AND I CLICKED ON THAT!! AND I THINK THERE ARE ALOT OF SINGLE PEOPLE ON HERE (OR SO IT SEEMS BY STATUSES I SEE)THAT MIGHT ALSO BE INTERESTED IN THIS, SO I'M JUST PASSING THIS ON TO YOU. CHECK HIM OUT! IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, JOIN HIS LOUNGE AND LET'S START SHARING ON THIS TOPIC!! PLEASE BE SURE TO RATE, FAN AND ADD HIM BEFORE YOU JOIN HIS LOUNGE. THANKS! CookingForOne101@ fubar

Godfather!
I just want to thank everyone who rated my stuff and helped me level. :D Special thanks to Violets for giving me the auto 11s in the first place. :D All you guys that helped out made me sticky down below :P

Fubar Vs School Teachers
Does NE1 here know the difference between FuBar and a school teacher? Even the LEAST tactful school teacher knows that you don't punish the whole class when you catch 1 or 2 people cheating! This new "rate throttling" does nothing more than punish all the normal, non-cheating people who joined FuBar because they thought it was supposed to be fun. I guess BabyJ forgot that. It took nearly 9 minutes to rate a folder with 100 pics just now,....a feat that used to require only 3 minutes. DOES ANYONE BESIDES ME wonder if they plan to cut the cost of a Happy Hour to a third of what it currently costs? Will an Auto11 bling now require only 10 credits instead of 35? If you believe they will give back one f*ing cent then I have some property for sale too. I LOVE that the most expensive things here, (other than a fupony) are geared toward inspiring people to rate as much and as fast as they can,....but then F*ing FuBar decides to cripple those same features by making your abil

Midwest Meeting For Fubarians
Jason ( Craven Moorehead) and I are thinking about getting a bunch of us midwesterns toghter. we are thinking about the St. louis area.. let us know if you wanna do this.. once we get some more info from people. we will have the time and date fig out

Slap In The Face...
wow. Since she writes blogs about me, I guess I'm free to write blogs about her. I pretty much listened everytime she needed to call. I never expected anything back. But now, for some reason, our friendship's broken... ...and neither of us have the energy to repair it. FUCK internet drama, my god....

Wtf?
Today in the morning some guy said "I like your lipstick" WTF?? Is that a compliment, or does he want the same one? Also, I got a prank call, in which some loser told me how he would love to get his slimy throbbing cock inside my ass. Nice...

Wouldn't You Love One Of These
Now take a read and leave your thoughts in a comment lets see what you'd say if you ever got one of these in your emails P.S. i forgot to add it was in a Pink Font lol nice copy and paste do you think from somewhere? Dear .......(......Named person.......). I had to write you as soon as I could to express just how much I enjoyed being with you last night time we chatted . I really had a great time! To be honest, I have never felt as happy, as content or as excited about being with someone as I was with you. The whole chat was a joy to experience. Truthfully,(......Named person.......), you are a class act. Even though I met you only recently, I feel as though I've known you for a long time. I consider myself a good judge of character, and from what I've seen, you are a one-in-a-million woman. You're so unpredictable and exciting yet so stable in that you seem to know what you want out of life. You're so strong emotionally yet you seem to have a gent

Auto 11 On Giving *blings,,
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND ^^BUT FIRST I WOULD LIKE TO SAY..Thank You for Your Rates and Thank You for Re-rating my Profile and making sure you have me Fanned...:) ***STARTING A NEW PIC RATE A THON *AS OF 4-02-09 TILL ????? TO SAY THANKS TO MY FRIENDS. I AM RUNNING ANOTHER AUTO 11, SO MANY HAVE LEVELED ON ME THEY WANT ME TO DO IT AGAIN LOL **RATE ATHON WITH BLINGs GIVE AWAY** I HAVE HAD LOTS DO IT 9 & 10 TIMES LOL & AND GET BLINGS EACH TIME WHILE THEY LEVEL UP..LOL **RATE ATHON WITH BLINGs GIVE AWAY** get 35 points for each rate, and 57 points during Happy Hours. Have fun rating and hope a lot of you level up Happy Hour 11's from VIP's will count 108 and not 57 *JUST A Example*...600 rates takes about 30 minutes and @ 57 points each, thats 34,200 easy points and matching fubucks,,, what a deal . **Rate Athon with Give Away BLINGS For All Pics Rated Untill ???? SEXYGIRLBLONDE,FAN/RATE B4 ADD,TY *SEXYGIRLBLONDE*#17*GODFATHER*1st,Oracle* FAN/RATE B4 ADD,TY*@ fubar Jailhouse

Tag... You're It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. When i was in High School I had a bad ass flat-top Mullet, business in the front, party in the back! 2.I have a one year old daughter and another baby on the way in August. 3. I grew up in Salem, MA and Halloween is like Mardi Gras north... if you ever get the chance, do go to Salem during the month of October! 4. I paid $50 each for two term papers to be written in my Senior year of high school and my Freshman year of college, and graduated college with a degree in Professional writing. 5.The Picture in my Halloween folder of the chick standing at the urinal is actually ME! 6. I met my wife online! (#1 and #2

Cause Karma's Bitch Tagged My Ass.....
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Here's mine, in no particular order 1. I am a paranormal investigator for a group in the area I live and i volunteer at the local animal shelter. 2. I can name all 50 states in alphabetical order 3. I am German, Irish, Cherokee, and Israeli 4. I repair and restore old Jukeboxes 5. I am scared to let my guard down 6. I am anemic, my last tattoo I had to pay the guy extra to finish it, he wanted to stop half way through. 7. I am fascinated with how serial killers mind's work. 8. I collect old books, music instruments, Horror movie memorabilia and nutcrackers 9. My two fears in life are Clowns

You Gotta Piece Of Me...
"...and honestly, my life would suck without you." I love you so so much, mama. I don't know what I'd do without you in my life. We've had our bad moments, but they've only made our bond stronger. These past 5yrs have been amazing. You've made my life richer and more fulfilling. Thank you so much for this video. I will always be your Unicorn, you will always be my Penguin :D I love you. Always. -REL

First F Word
So what did you guys think? Any ideas, feedback, shi@t talk or comments? This is the place to do it... And if you haven't seen it yet, check it out. http://www.fubar.com/theFword_01.php?f=684816 Really guys, I want to hear what you think. Just to be clear, I want to know what you think about this topic...not just in general. Though you know I sooo love to hear each and every idea that floats through your head, for now lets just keep it to the F Word.

Rambling N Stuffs....
Ok friends thought id do a little rambling and talk about what a fun and relaxing weekend i had. Friday i went to the movies with a friend and seen Madea Goes to jail and yes it was hilarious folks so i definitely suggest you see it if you get the chance. Saturday me and another friend decided we'd take the kids to see Monster Jam in Springfeild which is a monster truck and motorcross show and that was pretty fun. When i was a little girl my daddy would take me every time they came to town so it was nice to be able and experience it for the first time with my own children. Sunday I decided to have a couple friends over and we cooked a big meal and just hung out and talked about "the good ole days'. I think we must have spent the entire day laughing and joking, my stomach and side's still hurt. So what did ya'll do this weekend? Any wild and crazy stories you'd like to share? Thanks 4 Reading

Me
People have been bugging me lately about the fact I haven't been on much. Sorry, I want to have a real life (that's out there, trust me). Those that know me at all know I'm unemployed, broke and basically at my end. I care about two things, Cody and Tieba. I got Cody as a final request to my mother. I love him with all my heart. Tieba I got as a companion for my Cody Bear. I didn't even like her at first. Woulda got rid of her if she hadn't died and came back to life. She wormed her way into my heart. She's been sick for about a month now. Which is part of the reason I haven't been here. I thought she was getting better, I was wrong (I feeel like shit now). I'm taking her in tomorrow for what I'm sure is going to be an expensive day at the vets. I just hope it's an expensive for nothing day. I can't take anymore losses in my life right now. So if I seem cross or short tempored ect... Don't take it personally, ok. So I woke up this morning to find Tieba had just been laying ther

Stupid Fuckin Clown
OK...ya'll know what has been goin on with juggycunt. My question is...how do we fuckin put a stop to it. e have all tried, yet it continues. IDGAF about her name calling..or the posters she has made with my pic. What pisses me off is that she keeps pushin..when I ignore her she makes fake profiles with my pic. And so...I have went to support..they call it a member dispute...yes..but she has also violated the TOS several times. Now she is threatening legal action against US I read it in a SB convo between her and a friend (she was under a fake acct of course). I guess this is just an angry rant...that many of us are bein told to fuck off when asking for help. fubar is not even enforcing their own rules..unless there is monetary gain for it it seems. Blah Fuck it. End rant

Day 2
Day 2 of being a drain on society is going rather well. I'm being a complete waste of space. I am sitting across from 2 baskets full of laundry that I could be folding and am purposely not making eye contact with them. I have now seen Madagascar 2 about 7 full times in 2 days and I have seen more Dora the Explorer I can take. My new existence is mind numbing, but I like it.

Searching For Babyjesus..
I just did something rather funny...at least it was to me. I was wanting to leave Mike, babyjesus, a comment. After my bout with the little search box, I completely forgot what I was going to tell him. Wanna know what I searched for that had me laughing? [waits for all the people to say yes] I typed in "babyfetus" Now I didn't hit enter, so I don't know if there is anyone with that name or not....but yeah. I'm so SUPER!!!

Hi...
Sometimes I get a little bored. Sometimes, I get even more than a little bored. I have found a solution. The solution is this: I go to the MUMMs. I comment as normal. I find a random woman who makes a comment that -doesn't- catch my eye in any way, shape, or form... And then I shout them. I use one of the following phrases: "Hi, can we rut like horny elk?" "Hello, I'm doing a survey, would you like to buy a penis?" "My penis is on fire and only the cool refreshing wetness of a female mouth might save me. Will you please help me in this, my hour of need?" "Hi, can I interest you in a roll in the hay? I promise I won't orgasm until at least 6 minutes before you do." ...is this normal behaviour? Especially when I usually have -zero- sexual intent? And why is it they all go "LOL" rather than taking me seriously? Does my default prohibit lewd behaviour without joking?

03-26-09
Our hero the fly was hovering about six inches above a pond. There was a fish in the pond that thought: "When that fly goes down, I could jump up get it. Then I can get some lunch!" A bear was beside the pond wandering how to reach the fish and he pondered: "When that fly goes down, the fish would jump up to get the fly, and I could then reach the fish ... Then I can get some lunch!" A hunter had the bear in his sights but couldnt get a clean shot, as he studied "When that fly goes down, the fish would jump up to get the fly, the bear could reach the fish, and I would get a good shot of the bear ... Then I can get some lunch!" A mouse happened to be under some thick bush behind the hunter, and he said to himself: "When that fly goes down, the fish would jump for the fly, the bear would go for the fish, the hunter would move to shoot the bear, and the sandwich dangling in the hunter's coat pocket would fall

Save The Date!
Save the date! On March 31st, my 23rd birthday, I'll be running autos. My goal is to make it to Prophet. I know I just ran autos, but even just a few rates would be great. Thanks, friends. ♥Amy Amykins ♥@ fubar

Question
My friend Sara's birthday is coming up. We said for the longest time that we wanted to go to six flags in valencia, ca but never actually made plans. So I told her (last week) that we would end up going today, spend the night at a hotel, and the following day (saturday) enjoy six flags. then we'd come home that same night. She agreed. The problem is that we (roomate and i) don't see her everyday. she lives back at our hometown. So planning the actual trip was difficult. Sara had class when we didn't her phone was lost etc... Then there was also midterms. Roommate and I had three midterms and three papers do that following week of said vacation. We really needed to devote that time to studying and finishing our paper. So i told Sara. She was really upset, almost mad. But i asked her if she wanted to come over (amtrak) and spend her spring break with us. She said she already made plans. Then i asked her well maybe just come over for the weekend and we can go to san francisco, the beac

My Mole Inspires The Masses
There is a Hills marathon on so I will make this brief. There once was a witch mole on witty, that inspired this lim'rickal ditty its match was eneared, to it we're endeared, though her ass-mole remains sorta shitty. by Mr. adorable and Witty's witch mole hairs Like tall trees bent by the wind Dance and gently sway by Chainsaw and I know more about dough, which is less than zero, than I do about moles, and their roles, in digging a burrow By Sirvice (sex is fun) ( after much debate and sarcasm I am not sure if this poem is really about my mole it may be from a collection of poems about moles he has set aside for just such a blog) I am never going to remove this mole. Also these 3 just made it into my family which entitles them to absolutely nothing.

Rip Marylin
one of the first porn stars i ever jerked off too was found dead in her home today MARILYN CHAMBERS how should i memorialize her one last fap or get drunk blog cuz i ain`t allowed to mumm after the cuntnadian incident

A Friend Of A Friend Is Also My Enemy
Ok, so I can see who my friends are making friends with now? I think it's time to do some deletions. Seriously, this feature doesn't interest me in the least. Especailly since I may have accepted one or two people on my list that are what you may call "point-whores" so I am getting lots an lots of spam. I looked in the filters, and I can't even turn that feature off. Maybe they will catch up with it soon, if not, it's time for a purge. I have already been doing it for people who monopolize the bulletin board, so now its going to have to go into phase two: People who put too much stuff on my Bar Tab.

I Was Thinking Again..
Who wants to buy me a happy hour so I can finally level? I'm only KIDDING! But you could be super nice and if you have any friends that are bombing, send them to me. I know I don't have autos..but they could be nice, lol. I'm in need of some major points. [sigh] /end of point whoring

A Dilemma In Arrears
As I was walking into the office this morning, I found myself behind an attractive woman wearing a black skirt. She had what the French would call "une ane formidable" so of course I was staring for a few blocks. Let me disperse any illusions, when it comes to leering at women, I do fall on this side of creepy letch, of course the other side of that spectrum is "homosexual" and while I am not on that side, I'd dare say that even they look too. Anyway, I am getting off topic, this woman with the great rear view had a stain on her appearance. Quite literally a stain, perhaps she sat in something on the subway, or someone had splashed a little coffee on her, but there it was, something to mar the most scenic view. My question to you the reader is; "What is the etiquette in this situation?" Do I mention that there is a mark on her backside, breaking our secret compact of non-threatening stalker and stalkee, or do I not mention it at all hoping that someone else that she is closer to

Superstitious
It all started with a dead bird. I'd never been superstitious in any way until that year, my 21st, and that bird. Now, however, hitting a bird with my car is almost certain death--an event which makes me run for the covers and stay there for approximately 3 days. After that amount of time, I know from experience, it's likely safe to come out and play. Maybe. But, it's still tentative. I never could decide if this particular bird had a death wish--avian depression with suicidal tendencies, or if my speeding to make it to work on time put me in just the right position, but the little fucker certainly flew in the direct path of my car, a tan 1986 VW Jetta complete with crank sunroof which resembled a cardboard box more than a vehicle. Either way, dead on impact was really an understatement. I hate hitting living, breathing things and felt genuinely sorrowful for the bird's passing but continued on to work anyway. No funerals this day. Little did I know that karma had quite a downw

Gtfo Again.
[Copied and pasted from Family Only blog] *crickets chirp* That's what I've heard since the incident in the mumm where those assholes spread that rumor and accused me of what they did. If ya don't know what it was, read the next blog. I'm on the verge of locking my shit down and taking off for another few months. I don't need this shit. I've got too many real friends outside of here to be worried that so-called friends on here are avoiding me like the plague. It's fucking stupid that I'm even caring about it, because I've recently learned how many people on here actually give a fuck whether I live or die. Not many. Not at all. I'll say this much, I'm done being nice to people. DONE. Those that truly heart me, will understand. Those that don't, can GTFO my life. I was nice to someone, commented her blog, and then felt like a fucking psycho for it, because of what she changed her status to. I even apologized for commenting on her blogs. Why? Because I'm so fucking paranoi

Sowing The Seeds Of Prejudice
OK yes, its another “daughter blog”. I promise to stop with the cutsie kid stuff and get back to my normal material when one of you starts showing me some boobies or something. There has been a dearth of real boobies in my life lately so I’m in need of an alternate fix. POST ORIGINAL BLOG EDIT: THANK YOU FOR ALL THE BOOBIES THAT WERE SHOWN TO ME PRIOR TO THIS BLOG. AS A MAN, AND THEREFORE A PIG, THERE CAN NEVER BE ENOUGH. PLEASE EXCUSE MY INGRATITUDE FOR IT IS WOVEN INTO THE FIBER OF MY DNA. NOW PLEASE CONTINUE READING THE BLOG. My daughter’s kindergarten class created a garden this year. The garden included peas, corn, strawberries, and a few other things that don’t grow very well in Arizona. But since they were planted by 5 year old kiddies … mmmm … best ever! ** smiles effusively as he chokes down something that looks faintly like a radish ** Some of the plants were potted and kept in the classroom so they weren&r