Fubar Blog Posts 4

Leveling Help Needed?
Club Paradise is always trying to find a way to thank its members for their continued support & thank the staff for doing such an awesome job so we would like to try the following out: Any member that is close to leveling can leave a comment here and we will be sending out a weekly promo from the lounge to all the members to see if we can help each other out. Close to leveling will mean if you are under 100k or if you just need an ability used on you, fans, or whatever level requirement it is. But as far as points please make sure it is 100k or under. This is something we are testing out so we will be monitoring who is participating and asking those that are asking for help who has been to their page. We will have a separate blog in which we will ask that you leave a comment when you help so that you can get the proper credit for helping. If you are just joining the lounge to get leveling help, please don't bother because this help will come only if you help others.

Kids These Days
Was so close but pummelling some little punk in to the gravel today, I mean || this close. Was out playing football, these guys join in sometimes even though we hate them. They're these 15, 16 year old gangsta wannabes with their jeans around their kneecaps, the lingo and such like. Anyways, to the point, the little shit came in and nearly fly-kicked me in the head when he shouldn't have been in the goal area to start with (as per the rules we play). Needless to say I swore at the little knob and he tried his little tough guy routine with all his friends around. I was struggling to stop myself grabbing his throat and just squeezing. I hate kids.

Monday's Fake Of The Day..
Well hello friends and welcome to this special Monday evening edition. I know it just breaks some hearts to see me here early and stuff, but rest assured I'm still employed. lol. Sarcasm aside, I just felt like making someone's day extra special today since well, I just do... So without further suspense...I bring you today's fake..Taylor.. No salute, asking for bling, plenty of nsfw, the usual tale. Oh and look no salute...anyways, a little digging and uncreativity in the form of a name yields the fact that "its" pictures...as shown below.. Is straight stolen from this pic below... This pic, and the rest of "its'" pictures I'm sure, can be found on: http://www.taylorlittle.com Here's the profile... Taylor@ fubar And of course it's getting blinged like crazy by the usual fools. I just don't get it.... So today's lesson is this: I don't like signing in to stupid like this and other things. And when I do, well I get cranky. Don't think I

Well It's Goodish Stuff
I have a date tomorrow. He wanted me to decide on stuff to do so I gave him option: blues bar, wildlife fundraiser in the historic Corey district, Weird Al Yankovic, or dinner and a movie. he didn't choose Weird Al so he's not getting any on the first date. I also think he might be married because calling me seems to be an issue. That's why i called theis blog goodish. My cousin's friend jeremy called me though. my cousin said he was over weight. i don't remember him because I was impaired. he sounds fat on the phone. like he might have a mouthful of chicken or something. But I like dating fat guys. Dating fat guys means unlimited, guilt free carbs on dates. fuck yea to not having to pretend I like plain salad. I haven't updated anything else because i don't want to talk about it. But I like you. isn't that enough?

One Of These Days I'm Going To Set My Filters So I Don't Get Crap Like This Anymore...
I made a MuMM comment in Helly's mumm about old people rambling about shit.. Some 50 year old skank got all offended and sent me some stupid message and blocked me.. I replied to her mumm comments telling her she's acting like an idiot and she needs to mind her own business.. I blocked her because she blocked me and wanted to keep talking shit.. about 20 minutes later I get a message from some newb that has me blocked before i even read the message.. Enjoy this little nugget of stupidity.. i'm just passing on a message for a GREAT friend of mine..u know who..and they have to say this:they said to tell u ur nothing but a scum sucking piece of cow dung!!!..lol..they NEVER read any of ur messages of mumm replies..cuz they NEVER go back to mumms they comment on and they blocked u anyway..they said ur psycho retard who talks REAL big behind a computer but is nothing but a lowlife,dick licking faggot with a big mouth,small brain and (GUARANTEED)an even SMALLER dick..says ur

What's New With Me...
So my week thus far has been rather shitty. I went for my yearly exam and that did not go so well. I get to have a mammogram, an ultra sound on my pelvis and get vampired for tons of blood tests. Lucky me. And then to just complete my shitty week John and I are having issues. So somebody please give me some good news. ___________________________________________________________ 9/23/10 Update on my tests. My pap smear was good, the ultrasound on my pelvis is good. The mammogram not so good. I am still waiting on the bloodwork results. I go for an ultra sound for my breasts and lymph nodes October 7. Turns out my lymph nodes are swollen on both sides. I will update everyone as I get more news. __________________________________________________________

Too Much Gangland
So I've decided that I really have to stop watching Gangland....In the last week I have had a dream about each of my kids involving gang activity.... The one about my son involved him being shot in a drive by on his way home from school.....and for my daughter, we were playing in my font yard when gunshots rang out and i had to grab her, wrap my body around her and duck behind a car...she was shot, but it was all just flesh wounds....these dreams are fucking with my head! On top of that I also had a dream that my son drowned in a tubing accident. Seriously, what is wrong with me??

Three
Three facts about me you can't see on a computer: 1. I sketch in my computer chair with my feet up on the desk and my supplies scattered on the floor. 2. I am extremely shy and quiet in person until I'm comfortable with someone, and I suck at flirting. 3. I talk in my sleep. Repost with your own, if you like. Random game.

Buh-bye
No, this is not a fuicide note...sorry to let you down. I'm off to Nelson for a week I'm betting I inserted pics the wrong damn way...anyway, yes be jealous. Well, not that jealous, I'll be with family (I'm the charming and sweet one of the bunch). Sorry I've been slack lately - very busy and I'm pretty naff in Decembers anyways. Some of you should get your pressies soon(ish) others I will have to send when I get back...still others still owe me an address. In good news, cow mugs are comin' in January (although they may just have said that to get rid of me, 'sa fine line between demanding customer and psycho). Anywhooooo I still haven't finished packing. Try and behave, have a wonderful Christmas and stuffs...look after each other (if Helly gets grumpy, remind her to take her metamucil). I'll be around occasionally but you will have to do without my wit, wisdom and general good nature for another week. I don't want any fuicides, deletions, emo blogs or wars in

Gods Newest Angel
Gods Newest Angel I never wrote a sad song, that just wasn't me, 'til I saw a story late one night, while watching my t.v. The story was about a little boy, about the age of five, beaten black and blue, he was barely alive. With broken ribs, and a punctured lung, he could hardly breath, how he lived through this abuse the doctors couldn't believe. Soon thousands would know him, though he had no name, so beautiful and so much to live for, it was a crying shame. They said it was a Miracle, so " Miracle" became his name, those who were touched by him, would never be the same. So small and so frail, almost like a toy, the hospital staff took turns sitting with him, he was their little boy. A vigil soon would be held, it would happen late one night, an Angel appeared at his room, soon he would give up his fi

"i Call Out Your Bs" Line Of The Day...and A Birthday!
Hey kids..before we get to thought of the day, let's wish a very happy birthday tooooo.. Ryot@ fubar Now here's thought of the day: All the time you hear people say how they "don't care about fubar or don't give a f*&k" around here right....but it's funny that you see those same people on here 24/7, doing the same ol crap they always do, using their ability points, blinging, scrolling and spending hundreds and thousands of dollars. LOL. I mean cmon people, let's get real. There's no crime in admitting you enjoy the site, I do. Don't forget to check out the previous blog about bling spying...it's been such a hit to quite a few people already... That's my "I call your bs out" line of the day. Hope you all had a great weekend..bling sale tomorrow yah?! haha...peace.

After Meltdown Yesterday...
not the greatest sleep...and i might have twisted or something cuz i had quite a bit of leakage stains when the nurse took me in today. dissolvable stitches, so no taking them out...i think most have disolved but i feel a line or two. surgeon said i looked good and they make them so tight and high so when the swelling goes down i will have perky boobs (not like this...but they are finally feeling softer) I LOST 8-9 POUNDS FROM THIS SURGERY lol....thats quite a lot...no wonder i had back probs :s he put me on more antibiotics, gave me more pain pills and told me to do what i been doing for the clot in my arm (that didnt even feel as hard this morning...i noticed another white area kinda on my wrist today...not sure if that means more than one clot. i gotta remember to keep stretching and moving my arm thats it...after my pity party meltdown yesterday....figured i would update. (h) to ash who came to my pity party and shoved confetti in my face...or something :)

Hi Hunnies..i Am Home
It went ok and stuff at the dr. I am still broken..imagine that lol still waiting on appt dates..imagine that he gave me pills for insomnia and is concerned :) lawdefawkingdaw.... I am in lots of pain,but it will be okies and stuffs my peyton turns 10 saturday and I turn old monday.... that boy is the best birthday present in the world lots of love and all

Speaking My Mind!!!
I just wanna start by saying I have the most wonderful husband in the world. I know all you guys/girls love my pics, love to speak your mind and say what you want but when it comes down to it, I would appeciate it if you'd at least respect the fact that I'm marriend and I don't want to go on cam/tease/have a secret relationship for you. That may be a hard concept to grasp for some of you but I DON'T want YOU. I'm not being a bitch, I'm just saying. I'd love to be friends, love to keep up with y'all and talk to y'all but I don't want anything more than that. I'm very lucky to have an awesome hubby that is secure and proud enough to let me be on here and y'all should at least be thankful for that. If it weren't for our trust and strong marriage I wouldn't be on here at all. This was his idea and the props should go to him. Anyways for all my friends hope you don't offence but I needed to clear this up one more time. Love and hugs to those few that understand. I L

Gratitude
Just yesterday I was saying it was all about perspective I should've kicked myself in the face then, what a bloody sanctimonious twat I am sometimes. Today I am grateful that: - nobody I know saw me go arse over kite on Auckland's main street - I didn't really like those shoes anyway cuz my BEST shoes were already fucked - wrinkles won't REALLY form from all the squinting I did going 'where the fuck am I?' - my stomach doesn't start growling after 21 hours without food - I have the self control to swing my executive smary-arsed swivel chair away from the smary-arsed executives BEFORE I mutter about stupid cunts. - legislation requires my boss to take with good grace my "I need to fuck off now" after 9 hours in his presence - that Helly won't see this shit and say something like "OMG I totally did that last week"

Dirty Pictures - And The Impact It Could Have On You And Your Family.
This is something to think about before you take that dirty picture with your cell phone and send it to that person who is begging to get them to get off....you really want to put yourself in that position?...check the video: Scary stuff these days kids, scary stuff....this was sent by...Misfit!...have a happy holiday weekend!

Code Of Conduct
2ND ALARM HOTTIE CODE OF CONDUCT Rules are simple,if you would like to be apart of 2AH,just do the following. Rate/Fan/Add all of the people listed in the Hotties homepage family. Add hotties to your family.(if you do not have room in your family message me privately and we can discuss that issue.) Hotties have been around for some time now,and we would like to get back on top.Were a family,and we will stick with you no matter what,were here for support.We believe that inner beauty is the most beautiful. And Our girls are the most amazing and beautiful girls around. It is recquired to show love to the page daily,you do not have to do it everyday but at least 2-3 times a week,You MUST leave a status comment or profile comment to confirm. I will always keep in contact with you,if you have suggestions,questions i am open to hearing what you have to say. 2nd Alarm is like a family and i hope you can relate. When you are first recruited you

The Secret To Success And Happiness - Part 1
People frequently email me asking for the 'secret' to success in life, business, their writing career, etc. While I do have some general advice on those topics, I am only going to discuss one item in this entry. I will follow up with some more general advice soon. This entry is about, family, which I consider to be the foundation of true success and happiness. As Don Corleone said to Johnny Fontane in the Godfather, "A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man." I believe that statement to be correct. I would like to clarify something very important. Success does not mean happiness, success means doing the right thing, which often times will bring you everything except happiness. The rewards of doing the right thing are usually much deeper and painful. The greatest happiness comes from feeling and expressing our love for other people, particularly our families. We love most those who we serve most. With families, there are endless ways in which we serve. Our w

About Me!
For everyone that has taken the time to get to know something about me and treat me like a person.......... THANK YOU! For those of you who have messaged me asking me to post nudes, to get on cam with them and "play"......... Shame on you!!!!! How many people realize or care that it's an actual person that you are talking to when you are typing away? That the things you send to that person directly affect them in some way? If you go and look at my photos you should know that I am not going to do anything obscene with you and that I am not going to post nudes for you. If that is something you want to do then great. Its a personal choice and my choice is my own and you have no right to question it or to degrade it. How many of you have thought that maybe I have things going on in my life and that this is kind of an escape for me? Do any of you realize that I am a grandmother and that my grandson is almost 2 years old? That I have more than three kids? That my ex hus

Disrespect..
Ok now here is just something to think about.. Why is it that men automatically think they can be disrespectful when commenting a pic of adult nature? I'm not saying anything about anyone specific.. but using words like "cunt, monkey, etc" to describe the female anatomy is just rather crude. Do we as women open ourselves up for that when posting pics of this nature? The human body, male or female is a work of art.. some show it off, some don't.. all should be respected.. Looking for opinions on this.. Edit: I should probably clarify, no one in the LC or CT (whatever) has said anything negative to me about any of my pics, the attention has been all positive.. It's just when I look at what some people say, I'm like "did they just say what I think I just read??" Don't get me wrong, risque(sp?) comments are always welcome.. I expect that with the naughty nature of the photos.. but "I want to pound that" or "suck my cock" may not be the best way to get my attention..

Its Drone Like Sound
He walks In from work after a hard day on the Demolition site. The smell of steak and potatoes in the air. Dinner is Cookin but she is no where to be found. He wanders down to the laundry room to find her putting a load in the wash. Not hearing Him come in, he sneaks Up behind her, wraps his arms around her waist. At the surprise She rises To be met on the neck with a kiss and nibble. She turns around and Throws her arms around him as they embrace in a hug and a deep passionate kiss. They seperate, as the words flow from her mouth, "I've been waiting all day." She finishes loading the washer, as he teases her with pinches, pokes, kisses and nibbles. She heads to The door, he follows only to find that she flips the lock. She turns to face him, pulls him to her and runs her hand down the front of his filthy jeans. The smell of his sweat mixed with Concrete dust has her wanting him more than ever. She leads Him back to the washin

Marq's Music (video Guitar Blogs): Soul Cleansing.
^Working on my song "Soul Cleansing" ***Turn down your volume*** ~[]~ The lyrics go something like this.... This is to my shadowself... To break straight through & cleanse myself... Of the aberrations that deeply dwell... I must excavate my soul now well! So I shovel til I reach the core... Down to my festering wounds & bleeding sores, From all this trauma I‘ve endured... Wondering why must I suffer for?! So this is to my shadowself, To shatter through & dissect myself, An now I open up just to reveal... All this twisted torment that I feel! Like mother.... what did you abandon me for? & father?.... why did you beat your boy? Both have left me bruised & sore Some of the many wounds that need cured!! But now I just struggle to concoct a plan! To make sure the pain can’t come back again! & finally, then I will be whole,... Having told & unearthed my soul... =| Composed by S.M(arQ).Hall Copyright 2007 'All Rights Reserved'

We Need To Ask Ourselves
We need to ask ourselves ... Are we building bridges from our hearts to one another or building blocks between us? Are we finding the things we have in common with one another or are we focusing on our differences? Every person on Mother Earth wants to be Loved and wants to give Love. Every person wants to be accepted and acknowledged. Open to the Love that you are, beautiful one. There is so much of life to be lived no matter what circumstances surround us. Understand how and what to change so all of life becomes a celebration. Learn how to find the good and feel the good in all things ... including yourself. Living life to its fullest and having happiness always was never meant to be hidden. It all awaits our wanting to discover it. Do we really understand the profound difference we could make in another's life if we would express the beautiful Love that lives inside each one of us? Become the Divine Love that You Truly Are ... because you hold the Love the wo

List 1 Of Current Club F.a.r. Members
THESE ARE THE CLUB F.A.R. MEMBERS BROKE DOWN INTO TEAMS AS OF NOW, BUT WE KEEP GROWING. PLEASE FAN ADD AND RATE YOUR FELLOW MEMBERS, I KNOW IT'S A LOT TRUST ME, BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE IN ONE DAY. I WILL TRY AND KEEP THIS UPDATED SO PLEASE SHOW YOUR FELLOW FAMILY MEMBERS SOME LOVE, IF YOU FEEL YOU CANNOT DO THIS THEN I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE RIGHT FAMILY FOR YOU... I MEAN THAT IS WHAT OUR NAME STANDS FOR.. THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING IT REALLY MEANS ALOT TO US. I, PETE & ROBIN...ARE HAPPY TO HAVE ALL OF YOU... Club F.A.R. Official Home Page@ fubar Boricua God~Daddy * Owner Club F.A.R.@ fubar ♥ Tsisquo'ga ~Cherokee God Mama ♥ Owner Of Club F.A.R.* *Sin Wagon* d.s.c@ fubar TEAM LOVE Tulsa's Angel~ Club FAR Team Captain/Sarge's Bad Girl/RisingStar ~ Owned by Dave - Crypt_Kee@ fubar *~Pure Sweetness~* Club F.A.R Team Captain~@ fubar KRISTIN'S DEMON WOLF- CLUB FAR TEAM CAPTAIN

Contest Starts Jan 6th!!!
Happy New Year everyone!!!!! I had such a great time last night. :) I hope you all had as good of a time. Im really hung over, but it was totally worth it. J-RoxxX Hottest Mummer On Fubar contest will start Jan 6th (this sunday!) at 3pm cental time!! It will run until Feb 5th (tuesday) at 10pm central time. :) The winner will be decided by RATES ONLY!! So theres NO ANNOYING BOMBING NECESSARY!!! Although, its ok if your friends want to leave some love on your contest photo. :D NO DOWNRATING OR DISRESPECTFUL COMMENTS WILL BE TOLERATED!! Play nice everyone... THIS CONTEST WILL RUN FOR 30 DAYS!! All entries remember, because of the new pic rate system your friends will be able to rate your photo up to 4 times!! Dont forget to take advantage of that. :) Hey check it out i added some new prizes!! ****ALL CONTESTANTS WILL RECEIVE A PRIZE!!**** -Everyone who enters will receive a fubar trophy! -All who get over 50 rates will also receive, what i am going to ca

Friend Request From My Mumm
SweetlyDominated (I'm in Lust!!!!) 2008-04-24 12:25:13 i have 4 children and had to give up 3 of them for adoption when i went to prison and i await the day i can see them again...good luck in ur search

My Happy Hour!
WHAT: MY HAPPY HOUR WHEN: SUNDAY, APRIL 27, 2008 TIME: 5pm Fubar time, 6pm Mountain Time, 7pm Central Time, 8pm Eastern time!!!!! SHOW ME LOVE DURING MY H.H. IT MAY BE MY ONE AND ONLY HAPPY HOUR! BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!!!

Yoinked, Part Ii
Courtesy of RussianFox DisorderRatingParanoid Disorder:LowSchizoid Disorder:ModerateSchizotypal Disorder:ModerateAntisocial Disorder:LowBorderline Disorder:LowHistrionic Disorder:HighNarcissistic Disorder:HighAvoidant Disorder:LowDependent Disorder:LowObsessive-Compulsive Disorder:Moderate-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! ---- Personality Disorders -- Sounds about right.

F*cking @$$hole!
How the fuck did I ever love my husband??? I just got told that when he was told I broke my ankle.. his response was "good for her. now she can lay around in bed being fucking lazy like always" and we are supposed to b FRIENDS? i don't wish that shit on anybody!

Shout Box Nuttiness
i just love random shout box messages: nino84: well you got my number dont be shy I have no idea who this is, lmao, as he is not on my any of my lists. It actually gives me the sadistic idea of just picking someone scrolling at random and shouting them something, like, 'my pregnancy test is positve', or 'i think you should go get tested for HIV', or something like that. LMFAO!

Blocked
short and simple cause I suck at this whole blog thing... I was blocked from making any comments.. no pic, mumms or profile so hence the new "angry iDaHo~ Love all the sexy mummers and thanks for all the love...

Just Sayin...
Seems there's shit floating around... Thought I'd mention the fact that being a Network Engineer for 20-odd years, I save archives and backups of EVERYTHING. Talk shit? It will get squashed quickly. Don't make an asshole out of yourself by lying. It won't be pretty. (Y)

The Car Crash Blog....
Okay, now that I'm done rearranging my writing into one folder (sorry, didn't have the Fubar blog system down yet) and everyone has taken their pokes at my work, time to move on to my story. This story is 100% true. So I'm dating this girl who lives about 30 miles from me back when I was about 19. She's one of those girls who wouldn't ever let me leave when I wanted to. She'd do things like give me a blowjob to make me stay. (I know, dirty trick.) She was also the kind of girl that would start giving me blowjobs while I was asleep, but this is a different story. (Certified freak.) Anyway I finally get the clinger off of me to start the drive home at 3 a.m. I'm rather tired and it's the middle of December, so I roll my windows down in an effort to stay awake. It's not working. I start slapping myself in the face (yes, I have problems) and that's not keeping me awake either. I start singing along with Sublime's "Wrong Way" thinking that will help. No dice. I wake up t

So I Was Cleaning Out A Desk
We're trying to move in a desk the hubby's grandfather made to use in the office. So out goes the POS 15 year old particle board u-build-it desk... as I was cleaning out all my old stuff, I cam across my old 14400 baud modem :P

Surgery
It's very long, so if you dont read it i'll understand. I don't really like to share my real life too often, but i have to get this outta my head and on paper. Maybe hearing you guys will help me out. I got back from the doctors an hour ago, and have been thinking. For the 5 people who read my blogs, they know that i had a surgery canceled for July 17,2008. Too dangerous they said. So i'll just have to live with the everyday pain, and be high all the time. I didn't like this option, so i went for a second opinion last Friday. Today i'm told by a different surgeon that they can do it, with little risk of paralysis. But the scar will be my entire back and i'll be laid up for almost 2 months. The doctor says my first doctor was being lazy and relying on new medicines. (Lasers and such). He'd do it old school, messy but effective. I have no problem with the scar. Chicks dig scars. I have no problem being in bed for 2 months. Hell, little price to pay instead of being in pain yo

Another Contest
Ok Bad Girls.. Here Is Another Contest Idea.. Favorite Kissy Face & Cleavage... The Pic Needs Show Cleavage As Well As You Making A Kissy Face..Can Be As Sexy As You Want.. As Long As The Pic Stays SFW... One Other Thing..To Find A Winner.. Would Rates & Or Comments Be Best Or Maybe A Few Of The Bad Girls That Don't Want To Enter The Contest Can Be Judges ? Let Me Know What You Prefer To Find A Winner

Randomness At Work
my LAST call of the night was this guy wanting a room so... i am booking it and he is all chatty so i am laughing at him while putting in his information and what not... he says "yalls casino has lots of pretty people working there... are you one of the pretty people" at which point i am rolling my eyes and say "nope i am not" he goes "oh well you have a GREAT phone voice and.." and then i say "Ok sir i have your conf. number.. would you like that?" i realllly didn't want to hear the rest of that sentence... last time someone said that... the rest of the sentence was "you should work in phone sex" i was like OMFG

..boredom
i was going to make a mumm about my weekend activites about the 3 b's! that being booze, boobies, and bi-sexual womens making out, BUT i think i know whats going to happen tonight! ALLLLLLL 3......and me ninjaing drinks..and hitting on milfs at this bar called "crow bar" no sex though! ive been celibit for like a year...(ill explain later if your lucky) ......so imma just blog about .........wanna be mummers! you have seen them.....people who want to be in in in croud ........so they post stupid comments ....and that they think are funny, but they aren't. but they think that being ignorant all the time is the way to get into the mumming party.....i would say faterity, but ...its kinda like......idk. BUT you all know what im talking about right!!

I Haz An Announcement To Make.
Plural, actually. There are two. 1. It's hard for me to know if or when I'll be online at night. I made it for the special Licks Happy Hour, but that took some doing. As such...I'm having my Happy Hour next Tuesday at noon, my time. I'm thinking most of us can make it. I should probably make a threat here, right? Do things on my Happy Hour or I will not offer to make out with you for the rest of the week! You heard(read) me! 2. During the special Licks Happy Hour, Tinker and I were discussing how perdy she is in all of her pictures. Then this happened: So...'09...Chicago...Licks vs. Bibli in the battle for ultimate hat-wearing supremacy. Bring it, Licks!

Heh...i'm Yellow Like Mel♥
Your Passion is Yellow You're a total sexual shape shifter. You possess a complex sex drive and are very adaptable. Of all the colors, you are the most likely to be bisexual. While you the most passionate, you are very open minded. What Color Is Your Passion?

What Do We Think About This?
I'm kind of over my hair right now. Not much I can do as far as style, but I'm thinking I can at least play around with color. Here's what I've been thinkin about... I was thinking either a lighter purple: Or a magenta: Very intrigued with this green: And this blue: Here's the website where I'm looking at all of this in case there's a color that you think might look super cute: Click on the name of the color to see how the dye looks on actual hair! :D

Your Secrets
funny thing about secrets...shouldn't have any you don't want told. but really i dont have any...i just know what i see..if i mention it to someone in conversation..i mention it. Local boys....you wanna play with the local girls..thats cool but dont fault me if they get curious and we all chat about you. hahahaha "we take our own chances..and pay our own dues..that silver tongued devil and I" thats all the drama I have :)

Catho Licks
There is one religion after Islam that pulls my chain. Its a branch of Christianity called...Catholicism. It always intrigued me how so many Catholics are total Jew haters, yet they continue to worship Jesus- biggest and most famous Jew of them all. Not only that-they eat his flesh and drink his blood. Kinda gross... Catholics were the ones that killed Jesus in a most awful way (altho not as bad as the shit they did later on), then blamed it on a coupla Jews that gave him up cause he didn't waana pay his taxes. I find it creepy that Catholic priests are not allowed to have sex with women. One place that has more gay sex than prison is...yup, a monastery. Lock up 100 frustrated guys in one building...surprise! Within the past few years, there have been MULTIPLE accusations of Catholic priests molesting young altar boys. ANd, surprisingly, girls too. Must be all that pent up frustration. It is not one or two cases...we are talking tens...hundreds...just sick Inquis

Friends Only Profile
I came onto this site to start a penis picture collection. This is the truth, the first night on here I ended up hitting it off with a man that eventually broke my heart, never again I said. Then I started to check out the mumms and really enjoyed myself. I got lost along the way. This site has provided a reprieve from what has become a difficult and grinding lifestyle. And I throw myself into becoming a point whore to distract myself from these difficulties. But in doing so, I have learned that I have true friendships on this site, people that if given the opportunity I would love to walk through fire for. I don't need to point whore, I definately do not need to escape from my problems, but I do need to realize that my profile is an extension of me, and I don't let everyone in, therefore I have decided to make my profile friends only, because if you are on my list you have proven yourself to be a true friend of mine, I love you for it, and you have full access to my madnes

Update...
Well friends the boob/moob auction was flagged nsfw so it has been canceled. We are starting over same scenario only censored for the fubar police. All bids are being kept and nothing has changed its just a CENSORED sfw boob/moob auction. This will begin tommorrow night at 10E, 7P/Fu catch on the boob side lol

My Daughter Was Assaulted Today At A Party!
My 13 year old went to a slumber party Saturday the 22nd (November) at a "friends" house and in the night (3 am) one of the girls there beat the snot out of her. The girl was kicking her in her ribs til the wind was knocked out of her, and she was crying for her to stop, and then took a plastic whip thing and was beating her with it. She has marks on her legs from it. I went and picked her up ASAP and after talking to my cousin that is a cop he told me not to mess around waiting and to go file a police report against the girl. I took her with me and we went up to the police station and filed a report for assault charges. I'm taking her to school tomorrow morning and going into the school to talk to her 3 teachers (jr. high) and the principal. Let them know what hapened and that a report was filed. If worst comes to worst she will be transferred to another school! It sucks that this stuff happens when you send your kids to CATHOLIC school! She's in a lot of pain right now. Eve

Fu-anniversary
Two years ago, while procrastinating about writing a paper or studying for some exam, I created an account on what was then called cherrytap. A boy I was lusting over had mentioned it in an off-hand kind of way. "Oh, it's just some dumb site. Kind of trashy." Trashy, you say? Five minutes after creating my account, I had a headache. The format of the page horrified me. The scrolling photos at the top frightened me. And the noises! shhhhhhhhhhhhh-BOOM! cha-ching! donnnnnnnng! SOMEONE WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND?!?! Wait. This someone just left an ascii sexxxy truck on my page, informing me that I've been run over by it and instructing me to run over other people I believe to be worthy. Oh, what to do? Lacking a CDL, I left the truck parked on my page, and I looked around, trying to find people who weren't tattooed truckers or cherubic sexxxi angels. There weren't many. I suppose there still aren't. Dizzy, head aching from the sparkle hump-day/thirsty-th

I Salute You..
Well folks i am the first to say i am at times a procrastinator...boooo Anyhoo MooMoo made me a rockin new skin and i promised id make her a salute as a thank you plus I just gotta take some new pics to match it ( yea im a tad ocd about that). So If you would like a salute as well here is your chance to get it, jump on it now as these moods are few and far between. Just leave me a comment here and ill work my way down the list...after i make myself presentable of course. Ok that is all and as alwaysssss Thanks 4 Reading

R,i,p Bro We Will Miss U Bro He Be Died A Yr Today R.i.p Man We Miss U
Specialist Keith Eric Essary, of Dyersburg, was killed yesterday in Afghanistan, Essary was a member of the Army's Airborne unit, Charlie 2 Comp. He had been deployed to Afghanistan for approximately 8 months and was stationed at a base 40 miles from the city of Kandahar. Essary graduated from Dyer County High School in 2006, where he was a member of the Jr. ROTC and Capt. of the Honor Guard. His father is Chuck Hall and his mother is Mary Beth Franks. Anita Essary, the late Monty Essary Sr. and Martha and Thomas Hall are his grandparents. R.I.P. BRO YOU WILL BE MISSED Thursday evening, at approximately 9:30 p.m., Anita Essary received a knock at the door from two soldiers from Fort Campbell. They were casualty notification officers there to notify her of the death of her grandson, Spc. Keith Eric Essary. Essary was the latest casualty in the United States Operation Enduring Freedom in Afghanistan, which has had 561 US military casualties since it began. He was a member of the

My Profile Will Only Be Viewable To People With Salutes.
Someone reminded me of this yesterday. I was out with a friend. and i noticed a guy looking at me. I didnt think much of it. this happened last month. So when my friend went to get me lucnch we were at the food court(mall) the same guy starts coming my way. and says i look sexy. so i was like um... ty? Him: You dont remember me? i told him no. Him: im friends with you on fubar, i like your naughty pics.. so i got a little nervous. said ty. then he asks if the guy i was with are into threesomes? cause we could go to his truck. he starts to sit down. my friend shows up with the food and asks if im ok. i got scared. my friend saw this and he ask the guy to leave. The scary part is i had my baby with me. so we continued mall shopping to calm down after the guy got the hint. The i noticed he's following us. my friend and he got into it. since my friends a big guy he was able to handle it. the guy leaves. as we get in the car cause i just want to go home my friend noticed this truck circling

Misfit's Moobs
SHE HAS THE AUTO ELEBENS AND IS ONE OF THE MOST KICK ASS CHICKS I KNOW! PLEASE RATE HER UP!! •T•E•R•I•@ fubar SHE IS A LITTLE SHY...BUT THIS IS THE TRUE TERI!! And please don't forget my other friends trying to level 1.3 to godmother Psyche™ Owns Idaho@ fubar 440 to Disciple President Lincoln©~Fat Sonnys' Proud Uncle~OWNER of VIGILANTE RADIO~blank requests get denied@ fubar thanks

Imbecile
im·be·cile Pronunciation: \ˈim-bə-səl, -ˌsil\ Function: noun Etymology: French imbécile, noun, from adjective, weak, weak-minded, from Latin imbecillus Date: 1802 1:usually offensive : a person affected with moderate mental retardation 2: fool , idiot

Yes, I'm A Grouch
I think grouch is being good about it. I've had a bad, hmm year or so. But it's the last few weeks that have pushed me over the line. I have a sick "kid" my baby girl. I'm unemployed, broke an pissed. My unemployment benefits were revoked on Monday with no explanation as to why. My identity was stolen, I can't figure out why anyone would want it. But now I'm sitting with bills up the ass and a dog that can't tell me what hurts. And a strong desire to not wake up every frick'n morning. So YES, I am a grouch! If you don't like it, don't let the door hit you on the way out. Now, leave a joke, make me smile, or just go on about your day.

Girl & Kitteh Seek Loving Home
Or just a home, whatever. The kitteh and I are contemplating moving out of our overpriced and ill-situated apartment and are wondering if anyone is looking for a couple roommates. The kitteh is a little chubby, very hairy, and she has a terrible personality, which doesn't allow her to socialize with other kittehs. I'm thin, hairy, and I have a terrible personality that allows me to socialize almost exclusively with kittehs. And by "a terrible personality" I mean "nice tits." Beneath all the fur, they're very shapely. Our ideal roommate would be someone who would ignore the kitteh (because, like all chicks, she becomes very insecure when she's ignored, and then she'll try to make nice with you). Also, we'd like someone who is funny. Furriness is optional. In all seriousness, I'm looking to move, and I'm just wondering if anyone has any suggestions. I'd probably be happiest with my own place, but I wouldn't rule out the possibility of being someone's live-in gardener/pool

Obvious Nonseriousness Is Obvious... Right?
->~»LÅÐ¥ §ÑÛ...: well okay, how about I knock him unconscious, fit him with strings, and puppeteer the entire act out? ~»LÅÐ¥ §ÑÛ...: that's a no my man is the only one to touch me in that way ->~»LÅÐ¥ §ÑÛ...: is that a no or is he just readin' over your shoulder? ->~»LÅÐ¥ §ÑÛ...: s'okay, he can watch. ~»LÅÐ¥ §ÑÛ...: i have someone to do that with already ->~»LÅÐ¥ §ÑÛ...: Awww, not even a little? ~»LÅÐ¥ §ÑÛ...: whoa buddy slow down it was a bored mumm ->~»LÅÐ¥ §ÑÛ...: Can I spank you, stroke your face and call you a pretty, lovely, dirty whore? ...I thought this was obviously me being a twat. She doesn't seem to get it. Even though I was copy/pasting it into her lame non-mumm. Sadface.

Hatebreed
I am not everyone's type. This is not a news flash to me. I am not hurt by this because the same is true for me. A person that my friend sees as the cat's meow will absolutely not do it for me whatsoever. Beauty, attractiveness, desire are all relative to the individual. Someone cannot make me find Ashton Kutcher attractive. There's not enough alcohol in the world that could do such thing, but women rub one out to him quite often. Either way, I think the following is largely unnecessary:so not only did you get a chest tattoo, you got a horrible drawn, badly inked, ugly as FUCK chest tattoo that you have to show off in every picture. congratulations.I received this message earlier from someone I'd never written to or even looked at before now After looking at his profile, I found that he is 26, lived in South Carolina, is a student, and lists his sense of pride as one of 6 things he cannot live without (a list, funnily enough, that he cannot finish). He also says that his private admiss

Banned Again!
By Jim Scott NBCNewYork.com updated 2 hours, 41 minutes ago Pit bulls and other popular breeds of dogs will be banned from all apartments run by the city Housing Authority starting this Friday."Finally someone is realizing that these potentially dangerous animals have no place in a confined urban space," City Councilman Peter Vallone told The New York Daily News.Vallone is not exactly a pit bull lover, having unsuccessfully lobbied state legislators to ban the dogs in the past.Pit bulls are often trained to be violent, but owners defended the breed saying it's the owner, not the dog that makes them a threat."It all depends on how you teach a dog," said pit bull owner Anthony Nieves. "My dog is like a puppy."Pit bulls aren't the only dogs being targeted by the Housing Authority.The new regulations are also specifically banning Dobermans and Rottweilers as well as any dog weighing over 25 pounds. The previous policy banned dogs weighing up to 40 pounds.The ASPCA opposes the ban and

I Hate
I hate: People who lie all the damn time People who think that no matter what, they are right People who will not admit they were wrong, even after they are proven wrong People who stick their nose in other people's business People who say they are "different", but aren't People who use other people's emotions against them People who use people People who make the life of everyone else a living hell People who say one thing, and then do another People who make you feel like your whole world is crashing down People who don't care about anyone but themselves People who let liars and cheats rule their lives .............People like me

Greg Kinnear Almost Cockblocked My Funeral
It had to happen eventually. I had taken over 50 flights last calendar year which, for the most part, have been uneventful. No vicious turbulent air that makes everybody puke up their no-longer-complimentary peanuts. No mid-flight, airport food court related digestive problems. No overshooting the runway like I did in Green Bay last year ( fortunately, there were barrels of ranch dressing stacked up to stop our progress ). So it came as very little shock to me when, on a recent JFK – Phoenix flight, the flight attendant calmly asked us to evacuate immediately after landing.That’s when we all started noticing the acrid smell of burning electronics coming from the rear galley area. Apparently, US Air didn’t want to deploy the evacuation slides and go through all the bother of filling out those time consuming FAA forms. So instead they taxied all the way to the gate and forced us to file out through the front doors. I can’t tell you how delighted I was seeing as ho

A New Begining(plaid Mafia)
As many of you know i started a group called Plaid Mafia. I only had two rules, one help out the other plaid members and two no drama. Its obvious that no one could follow the rules. It wasn't even like most groups where they make you add it to your name. Im not the kind of person who tells people what to do. With all this being said I am going to give it another try. This time i am not making pictures for everyone. If you want one you can ask and i'll make it when i have time. I'm not asking you to add it to your name this time around either. I Just want you to comment this blog saying you want to be a part of Plaid Mafia. Your more then welcome to add it to your name. If you need help with leveling or rates let me know and i'll see if i can get more support this time around. one more thing i ask for is if you see a new member you are not already friends with please add them...makes things slightly easier. please make sure you add me! and my two other officers! Lauren and Drago

I Likes...
Usually when shopping for clothes, the "plus sized" models are usually obviously airbrushed and photoshopped...well i just ran across this picture while browsing and was actually kind of happy about it....they didn't airbrush out her thigh wrinkles and she still looks beautiful.... it was just really nice to see a little reality...even when I hide from my own.

For You?
Time has come once again to make salutes for you wonderful people. If you already have a salute from me....no need for another. This only applies to those I have not made one for yet. If you want a salute from me....please leave me a comment here, or send a private message stating you would like one. They will be posted this coming Tuesday, and if it belongs to you. By all means.....RIP IT!! :P God Bless all of you! Love, That tall guy you hate to love!

Donations Accepted
My very good friend Mistress of Wolves is very close to leveling up to #34. The only requirement left is that she be worth 25 million fubucks. $safe_uid_dname@ fubar I'll happily accept any donations you have towards the 25 million fubucks required to buy her, and I'll also be willing to discuss selling you a bomb or 11's. Thank you so much for any help you're willing to offer!

A Fake Gets A Fu Pony....
Are we serious folks? And she has a Fu PONY??? Jenna@ fubar With these HORRIBLE salutes… Then this dude tells me she's "real" I bet she is. On a cam site maybe that or conning poor people like Sultry1 did. He blocked me after this convo... Someone tell the Fu Pony dude I need an Auto or my VIP renewed it runs out soon. How fucking retarded. More soon from the land of the futardation…don’t forget to nominate me for F word… http://www.fubar.com/blog/279913/1015548 And here… http://www.fubar.com/user/2610511 …and it’s free… Apparently people are trying to flush out your votes with spam….I have a lot more to say but this required immediate attention….peace

Necessity Is The Mother Of Invention
Growing up i pretty much had to pay for anything that my parents felt was not a necessity. Which was fine i worked two jobs and that was enough to keep me in dime bags and gas money. Sometimes it did seem that I was making difficult choices. Like, I could buy the really cool, slightly punk rock dress but not the necessary under garmets to go with it. And when i say necessary, I mean it. My first bra was a B cup and that was when i was 11. I have only moved down the alphabet since. I owned one strappless bra. It was horrid. It was a bright white, quilted number, so stiff that it could go out to the party on it's own. After consulting with my brain trust, which consisted of several flat chested, pot smoking girlfriends, we decided the the best course of action would be to deconstruct the current bra into a new, one-time use bra. We gathered together the required equipment. Scissors, weed, masking tape, and safety pins. The end result was a torn up frankstien bra that would make the ma

Spell Check, Anyone...
Last night, about an hour before Im about to leave work someone comes in. He looked just a lil TOO young to be at a bar so I carded him. And something just didnt look right about his ID, Im studying it for like 3mins, and he's getting pissy with me about it because Im taking too long looking at his ID. I throw it back at him and tell him "Go get your money back, your Navada ID is no good" He left bitching

Seriously Dude???
I thought it was pretty common knowledge to people that I talk to that I often have fu open at work and that means I am usually away. It has irritated me for awhile that occasionally I get people upset I didnt see something and respond. I am firmly on the side of this is a play ground and if something is missed real life took over. but what happened today takes the friggen cake. Someone noticed I commented in a mumm ( I wont say who and start the drama if he wants to identify himself thats up to him but I will respect he is friends with some of you and not call it out) and shouted me. I was away helping my customers. I came back to him pissing and moaning about being ignored and asking if he is invisible or if it would be so hard for me to answer. I answered back "oops sorry but helping my customers and putting money in the till is kind of important to my survival" ....well holy hell he went off like a teenage boy on prom night. I got blasted with things like ..."if you don

So Yeah...
I'm really starting to hate this place...Some people will use every opportunity to start drama where there is none...Seriously, I don't get it...I'm extremely close to closing up shop and moving on. I can't even have any fun around here anymore..Over it!

Lol!!!! Wow Just Wow!
After a good friend of mine mentioned a beggar on this site, ya'll know I had to give the dunce a reality check. Here is what went down. Of course, read bottom to top... ->babygirl: Nope sorry. Because honestly you are full of shit. I am not the only person you have begged on here, quite frankly....you need to get your shit straight and stop asking perfect strangers for money. That is low AND lame. IF you truly have a baby like you claim, you wouldn't be laying this poor "pitty me" story on people, including my friends, and you'd honestly be taking care of your shit. You don't know me. I have two kids of my own that I have custody of that I SUPPORT because I am a good father. What the fuck are you doing online right now begging people for money instead of out breaking your back to find a job? Get your shit straight and fuck off. Your begging will be and IS your downfall.babygirl: if u could->babygirl: Didn't you just get through saying you aren't begging or wanting me to help

Hotcreamydcksquirter
What makes this so funny is he pulled similar shit with witty screen name, but here is some reading fun for you: hotcreamyd...: no bye kunt->hotcreamyd...: You got deleted once already for your stupid ways...don't you think you might want to lay off of fubar for awhile?hotcreamyd...: yes i do->hotcreamyd...: So richard do you kiss your mother with that mouth?hotcreamyd...: id fck urs hard->hotcreamyd...: Drop dead assholehotcreamyd...: show ur cunt->hotcreamyd...: And you will be for the rest of your life...women don't like to be called cunts because some whiny old man doesn't get his wayhotcreamyd...: proud to be->hotcreamyd...: Bullshit...probably why you're still singlehotcreamyd...: yes i am->hotcreamyd...: You're a real winner aren't you dumbass?->hotcreamyd...: No thank you...I am engagedhotcreamyd...: hi honey,lets meet in person im only in clearwater He called me a cunt twice...funny that he approached both me and witty. Here is his profile: http://www.fubar.com/user/3448

Guilt
So I just asked my cousin for the money that she owed me from about a year ago. (70 pounds) Considering I didn't have much money to spend for my birthday on wednesday I kinda had to do it, although she owed it to me I still feel guilty as she can't even pay me back the full amount. Only about half for my Birthday. I still feel guilt. My conscience needs tweaking I think. I always feel guilty so easily when stupid things aren't even my fault.

Kinda Giggled
My mother in law sent this to me..it made me lol The year is 1947...>> Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years> ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five> aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell ,> New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been> covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and> organizations.>> However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine> months after that historic day, the following people were born:>> Albert A. Gore, Jr..> Hillary Rodham> John F. Kerry> William J. Clinton> Howard Dean> Nancy Pelosi> Dianne Feinstein> Charles E. Schumer> Barbara Boxer>> See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?> I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for>> you. It did for me.>> No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!>> Now You

Random Questions...stolen From Crystal...who Stole From Serenity.... Damn Thieves Haha
Name something you dislike about the day you're having?Fu sluts keep friending me... When will your next kiss be?If you plan such things what is the points? Who was the last person to smoke a cigarette in your presence?no one!! I dont smoke so friends dont do it around me Are you dating the last person you talked to?hm nope I am not dating the chinese lady who took my order Who was the last person you talked to in person?hm the chinese man whom I gave the money for my food to Are you happy right now?happiness is overrated, I am content What are you sitting on right now?my chair... Is there someone who you instantly smile when you receive a message from? ...only if she sending tit pics. Have you ever wanted someone you can't have? nope. A random person yells to you "aybaybay." You say..oh for fuck sakes be original cunt Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?hm the 900 operator :P What were you doing last night at midnight? sex..... Where is

Wtf Is Wrong With You People...
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people? Over the course of the last few weeks I have seen so much selfish and immature behavior. This is not about one single person. When did we loose good manners, common decency, and respect for one another? If this blog offends you so be it. I really have to say some things. It is not meant to be an attack on anyone. That is not my style. However, I will speak my mind when I think someones behavior is atrocious. I am by no means perfect. Hell, I am one of the most flawed people you will ever meet. I like me so I am good with my faults. But I must say that just because you got your feelings hurt it does not give you the right to be a vicious cunt. If this person actually verbally attacked you or crushed your feelings by making light of them, then by all means tell them to fuck off. Cutting someone to the quick cuz you had a shitty fucking day, week, whatever is just wrong. Holy hell, we all have bad times. Yes, we sometimes take

Witty Connections
well, i've been meaning to do this all week long, but i've had A.) heart trouble and B.) a broken net for most of the week. So, here's my weekend....finally. I'm doing this in installments because witty is my hero and to tease the fuck out of jay. thanks. When the dogs do fiiiiind her, got time, time to wait for tomorrow.... to find it, to find it, to find it.... Who can resist singing along to Plush? I can't. My brother can't. So, that's exactly what we did when it played Saturday morning. It wasnt the only song we belted out either. It was about 10:30 and we were speeding along I-10 about to hit I-75 on our way to Tampa. Happy Birthday to me!! I was so super excited about going to meet Witty and Babyfrog and GBT...I had been so excited, in fact, that I hadn't gotten any sleep at all the night before.... I mean, who cares about being 28, right? I can still throw down--stay up all night and party all day, right? Um, right. That's why I kept falling asleep in the car in sp

Vomitous Excretions
I think I'm getting sick. My head is starting to get that feeling that something inside is inflating, and thar be strange goings on at the back of my throat. I really despise being sick. I should be in control of my body, not the other way around. These internal revolutions are infuriating to me. Fair warning, if I am, I'll be a goddam miserable cunt until I'm over it. There really isn't enough time in the day. For every task I get caught up on, I fall behind on the rest. I'm getting somewhat caught up on sketches, but I haven't read a thing in days or started anything else I wanted to. I suppose I could be on here less, but you people amuse and stimulate me to no end. It's like an insane asylum and a freak show rolled together into a schizophrenic little mess. I never know what I'm going to get from day to day. You can't get exposed to this wide a variety of idiosyncrasies anywhere else. Speaking of sketches, if you want one just speak up. I haven't done any photoshoppi

Dusty Wasp
Last night as I was retiring for teh evening, a wasp dropped out of nowhere and went mental in the lampshade. After squealing like a girl, I tentatively caught it in a glass, and then stood it on the kitchen worktop, and left it there (because I was scared of opening the back door and letting it out, in case it flew back and did a sting on me). I noticed that the wasp was very dusty.

Bwahahhahahaha
ahahahahahhahahahhahAHAHHAHAHHAHHA PS that is my exhusbands yahoo To Brad: meet me on yahoo? Brad: now you can see all my nude pics To Brad: my yahoo is vincentdicelli@yahoo Brad: not yet, accept my friend request first To Brad: lets chat on yahoo..then we can pic share? Brad: if you accept my friend request you will see To Brad: would you be willing to prove #3? Brad: 1. i dont suck dick. 2. i wouldnt let you fuck me. and 3. i have more then 8 inchs

Marquis De Sade Quotes
Marquis De SadeQuotes All universal moral principles are idle fancies. Marquis de Sade All, all is theft, all is unceasing and rigorous competition in nature; the desire to make off with the substance of others is the foremost - the most legitimate - passion nature has bred into us and, without doubt, the most agreeable one. Marquis de Sade Are not laws dangerous which inhibit the passions? Compare the centuries of anarchy with those of the strongest legalism in any country you like and you will see that it is only when the laws are silent that the greatest actions appear. Marquis de Sade Are wars anything but the means whereby a nation is nourished, whereby it is strengthened, whereby it is buttressed? Marquis de Sade Between understanding and faith immediate connections must subsist. Marquis de Sade Destruction, hence, like creation, is one of Nature's mandates. Marquis de Sade Happiness is ideal, it is the work of the imagination. Marquis de Sade Happiness lies neither in vice no

Ignore Request? Fuck That, I Wanna Deny Them!
Yeah, yeah, I know they changed the bit where you reject friend requests a while ago, but it still kinda annoys me that I can't DENY them. Why did they change this? Were some people so fucking sensitive that they didn't have the heart to click on DENY? But... that would make no sense since you could ignore requests back then too. Request says: Fanned and rated! Rev says: DENIED MOTHER FUCKER Request says: HI AD ME AN CHECK OUT DA COOL PEEPS IN MY LOUNGE Rev says: DENIED MOTHER FUCKER Request says: (blank request) Rev says: DENIED MOTHER FUCKER I know that ignore request is effectively the same as denying, but denying just felt so much more satisifying. Eat shit and die! :D

Tonight's Fail.
So I feel like I need to laugh otherwise my head is about to explode. I love failblog. I always cry laughing at these so I figured I’d share some… see more Epic Fails see more Epic Fails see more Epic Fails see more Epic Fails see more Epic Fails see more Epic Fails see more Epic Fails

Manipulation, Apathy & Stupidity.
Well, another week comes to a close, another oh so exciting week in real life and in Fubarland. Anyone have any fun stories to tell this week? Lol… I don’t know about any of you all, but of late I am getting hit with this feeling of two very prevalent things on here, they are… Apathy & Stupidity Apathy, for the verbally challenged, is when people just stop caring and do not give a f. I hear about it from so many people now weekly, it’s amazing. They don’t rate pics, they don’t rate pages, they don’t fan, they don’t talk..blah blah blah. Whambulance special. During these times I think to myself and often ask those people that say these things “well what do you do that’s different f

Perfect Example....
... of how childish my soon to be ex husband is.. I send him a text to tell him I am going downtown tuesday to find out about getting noncontested divorce papers. he said his MOTHER is going to try to find out about it as well. HIS MOTHER. Really? are you NOT a 27 year old man? Mommy has to do EVERYTHING for you? Go fuck yourself... or your (more than likely) HIV infested girlfriend

Just Some Helpful Reminders
Dear Non Pregnant People, I have created a list of simple precautions around pregnant woman. 1. Do not walk up to a lady and pat her belly. a. you dont really know if shes pregnant b. she probably doesn't like being touched. 2. When she tells you that's shes not due for another 5 months do not look at her in astonishment! a. shes about to kill you (run like hell) b. RUN LIKE HELL 3. I dont know what the fuck "glow" your talking about.. a. shes probably sweating from having to get up b. she wore to much make up. 4. Pregnant people have a tendency to fart and burp. a. dont be so shocked b. look away 5. DO NOT MAKE A PREGNANT WOMAN WAIT TO PEEEEEEEEEEEE a. self explanatory there I have more im sure By the way my baby's ears just moved from its neck to the side of its head and its eyes moved from its ear space to the front of its face.... Exciting isn't it? Also on a sick note my baby's skin is translucent Wicked and the pomegranate

Sadness And Pain
I am very sad and hurt about something, usually I do not get emotional about things but this has really gotten to Me.I do not know really how I can convey how hurt I am, I mean when I heard about it, I won’t lie it brought a tear to My eye. I could not stop thinking what would I do, where would I go, how would I deal with it.So I shall spill My emotions now and hope you will not judge Me.How will I deal with this?Who will help Me with this?Where will I go?…now that the local porn shop is closing

Win A Happy Hour! :) Easter Auction Time!
The Peep Show Easter Auction!PLEASE! PM me with your Auction Offers! I can't make a tag without them!I'm going to hold an Easter Auction starting on March 9th, 2010, and it will end on Easter Sunday, April 4th @9 a.m.! If you want to enter, just post a blog comment on here, pm me your offers, and I'll make up the tags! I'm also having a rate contest for each entry! Whoever gets the most rates will win their choice of either a Happy Hour or a 65 Credit Bling Pack! :)Edit: If I get enough people entering, I'll throw in a 2nd Place and a 3rd Place Prize!2nd Place = Auto or Bomb, or Equal Size Bling packs!3rd Place = 1 Month VIP, or 25 Credit Bling Pack! PST! If you're not sure of what to offer, here is an example from an auction I've been in before. :) http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=2423423&albumid=0&i=2383509517&idx=26

You're Not What We Want
So every knows about the group 2nd Alarm hotties yes? Well their chief has approached me a few times now to join and I always politely declined. I got another request today and instead of the usual 'no thanks' I thought I'd ask a lil more. Jasmine: LOL ok... FirechiefF...: guess what your not what we want anyway goodbye Sweetnest just not looks are needed Jasmine: if i need help i have my friends, i don't need a girl group FirechiefF...: they hotties is the longest serving girls group and is a family they do help each other out at times but not a points grou[p\ Jasmine: what are they about then? FirechiefF...: points points has nothing to do with the Hotties FirechiefF...: I think u would be fine Jasmine: because i can't be bothered with points FirechiefF...: why would u not Jasmine: im not the kind of girl you'd want

Breakfast At Pismo Beach
I had Rice Crispies for breakfast this morning. I haven't had Rice Crispies since I was a kid. It was definitely before I became a teenager and determined that I was "grown up". I had to put away most of my childish things and be a man. Idiot. As I poured the milk and leaned my ear down to the bowl to listen like it was the very first time I'd heard those sounds, I was overwhelmed with childhood nostalgia. Specifically for Saturday mornings, and cartoons, and bowls of cereal from brightly colored boxes with the allure of some kind of toy hidden within. My favorite cereal when I was a kid, and it was a very tightly contested race, was Cap'n Crunch. I didn't like it with Crunchberries, or even the Peanut Butter Crunch, just plain old Cap'n Crunch. I could down at least 3 bowls in the course of watching as many cartoons as I could. I just liked the flavor. I didn't like how it tore the roof of my mouth to shreds but you have to take the bad with the good. It didn't get soggy t

Double Standards And The Fu Hypocrisy!
I have been on fu for almost 3 yrs now ..and never have I seen such stupidity and ass-in-mindedness! I just got a pic marked NSFW...said pic had me eating a popsicle...no not deepthroating it...it was just in my mouth.. When brought to a bouncers attention I was told that ..it was sexually suggestive...WTF! I used this pic as my primarty picture while running autos, bombing, and during my HH! Have we gotten that pussified that everything is sexually suggestive? Isnt this site in itself..SEXUALLY SUGGETIVE! FUBAR is an online BAR! Look at the drinks! Screaming ORgasms...blowjobs...Sex on the beach...hmmm are these not suggestive at all? We have a whole section of gifts that is explicitly Sex gifts for christ sake! What about the blings! Do Me! Screw Me! Fishnets! Victoria Secrets! But yet we go around pointing fingers and being little tattletails if someones picture is not taken in a church! WTF! I see pictures scrolling all day that have cleavage, short skirts

Just My Luck
I got an email from an ex in NJ on another website today.....last i saw her she was married with kids....Alas she is STILL married......this is the one woman i let get away from me....i STILL TO THIS DAY kick myself in the ass for not nurturing this relationship......We met in college and she was the hottest thing id dated to that point in my life.... *pulls out hair* *sad* Such is my life. Carry on.

Hmm.lord Of Spin / Lord Of Void
I am the lord of emptinessRaised to god by rats and miceThe worthless weed of humanityPraising the blind idiot godMy son, killed by mortal menCalled once the messiahMy mother is the wholy whoreWhy have I been blasphemedI am the line for the to followThe vast sea without the bottomThe horizon as far as I can seeI am the lord of the voidI am godof nothing

Summer Fun
My summer has shaped up beautifully..in July I am going to Rockstar Mayhem. 8-16 am going to Sick Puppies *epic score I haz girlcrush on their bass player* Late august I am going to NOLA to see my bitch Tereza...and yes I plan to track Deacon down =D Big Daddy Dell will be here the last week of July..I get to play tour guide so yes..I am happy..I love my work..plan to get more micros...feels good to..be again.... Just wanted to share (h) some of you fuckers

Oh My Effin Gawdddd Look At This Sh!t I Get I Got Called The C Word From A Dude Haha
HONEYonROCK29: ...man you are sick and remember you never looks good with silly faces!! so enjoy your life you fuckin cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To HONEYonROCK29: cunt ? cunt cause i told u u have no right to tell me what faces i can and cant make? that i cant goof off? u telling me what to wear how to dress what pics to take and u dont even know me? tell me that i need to dress decent you know what fuk off man (my reply) hahaha another winner yay haha look at his pic comment on a effn salute .... HONEYonROCK2910 mins -- 5 of 5you are not even fickin able to be rated!!!! damn scum minded girl!!!!!inner..you are very bad girl!!! so enjoy the block world and yeah yeah i know you even dont care about so this is all you!!!!!!!!!!!! reply dont get me wrong i let him have it i told him to fuk off that u cant demand shit from people and speak to women the way u do blah blah blah so yer im a bitch for that but im not gonna take shit from n

Long Day
It was a long day and glad quitting time has arrived. The sun was creating great painting on the clouds. High ceiling clouds catching the setting sun. I drive to local watering hole for nightcap before going home. Aptly name "The Hideaway Club" is small, out of the way bar. My kind of bar, pool tables, several dart boards and L-shaped bar. Bellying up to the bar, my drink is already there as the bartender knows my poison. Slowing unwinding and half heartedly watching the television. Some drivel about a guy and a girl and how they both want a relationship together but they live in different worlds. yea, reality at its best. Not wanting to spend any money in jukebox, I'm hoping the next person walking in will. Lighting up a cancer stick, slowly advancing to my own horrific death, I figure what the hell. No one has control over their destiny and if mine involves tubes and a bed. Hell, at least I don't have to change my own diapers. And I get to stay in bed watch television all day l

Happy That...
(2nd attempt...feel free to re-submit previous comments) ...it's a Canadian civic holiday today so I get paid for doing nothing. ...there are still people that do unselfish things in the world. ...karma finally got off its ass and let someone have a happy birthday this weekend. ...my sister is getting unemployment benefits and also has a job offer. ...I had some yummy smoked BBQ for dinner last night. ...I'm having an easier time putting things in perspective lately. ...I'm living more in the now than in the past or the future. ...the coffee at work almost tastes good today. Almost. ...I'm not alone in how I feel about certain things, and that it doesn't make me a freak or a bad person. ...I still feel. ...it doesn't feel like too much right now. ...I know I can accomplish anything if I really want to. ...I'm not fucking stupid. ...I have people I can share my insanity with that won't judge me. ...I got this in my shoutbox because I needed a laugh: 8:15am wildangel: H

Mix And Match
This should keep ya goin for a while Match these last words to the person who uttered them before they died. 1."I have a terrible headache." 2."This is funny." 3."Shoot me in the chest!" 4."Vancouver! Vancouver! This is it! This is..." 5."Please don't let me fall" 6."My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." 7."Curtain! Fast music! Light! Ready for the last finale! Great! The show looks good, the show looks good!" 8."I'm shot!" 9."Dying is easy, comedy is hard." 10."If you don't like it, you can just fuck off!" 11."Strike the tent." 12."Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius. Will you remember to pay the debt? " 13.[Asked by Mrs. Clark if he knew what day it was.] "Oh, yes; it is the glorious Fourth of July. It is a great day. It is a good day. God bless it. God bless you all. [He then lapsed into unconsciousness. He awakened later, and mumbled] Thomas Jefferson..." 14."How were the circus receipts in Madison Square Gardens?" 1

At The Bar
(this was a reply to another blog that felt blogworthy...or maybe I'm just lazy) I'm closer to, and more open with, some of the people on here than I am with anyone else in my life. And almost nobody outside of the people on here really knows about Fubar...at least not from me. If some people knew I wrote blogs, and the content of some of those blogs, they'd be utterly shocked. A few would be shocked I still sketch. I play a role out in the real world...here I get to take some of those masks off. I'm not in defense mode all of the time. Part of that is probably because my mind is my strength, and you can't really "flex" your mind or show it off in normal social settings...unless you're at some kind of fancy schmancy social elite gathering. And in those settings I just want to punch people in the face. They'd throw me out as soon as I revealed to them that New Yorker cartoons aren't funny and that they don't make sense. You only laught at them because you don't have the ba

Just A Rant About Everything And Anything
No I don't enjoy talking to robots, sometimes yes/no answers just don't quite hit the spot. Are you a tranny? No? Well then why do you insist on making yourself up like one? If looking slightly surprised gives you more lines on your forehead than the note pad I write on....then NO you will not age well even if you are only 17. I might be insecure and ditzy but doesn't mean I personally have a tolerance for it. My neighbour's sister's grandmother's uncle's ex-girlfriend's cat died. You must all feel sorry for me because this somehow personally affects me too even though I've never ever had a cat. Annoying cousin: 'Omg I feel so dizzy...I don't know what's wrong with me'. Me: 'Try eating'. Annoying cousin no.2: 'Yea yea you book the holiday because I don't have time to do it, you pick the hotel' Me: 'You sure? I'll come back with the details to double check with you first' Cousin: 'No it's ok I'll be busy anyway' Me (I do it anyway...then wait 30 mins for her to not even

10 Notes About My Mia-ness....
Hello and just a note for those who care to read such things. I know I have alot of messages and things in there, and love to return. Just stating some facts for the record.. 1. I'm not leaving, despite what some people wish. 2. I've also been made aware that people can't keep my name out of their mouths even though I've had extensive interaction with -one- person during this time I've been away. My advice there: Keep talking. 3. About #2. Have some balls. You ask me something I'll tell you. These fake account adds and messages I'm seeing are amusing. They are amusing because I can track your ips and I'm going to start posting who is doing it. 4. The offsite thing is coming along well. So with that in mind, please revisit #2. 5. Assemble that army. Make it big too. You're all going to need it, if you think I haven't logged your nonsense going back to spring, you must believe that colored name and god mode really make you a god. 6. Keep picking my family apart too. It will make it

Weird
Witchie brings out my weirdness. I love that lady. You never feel stupid for saying something completely off the wall, because chances are she's either thought it or said something 10x stranger than you've already said. But yeah...love her lots.

Future Shock
So I started playing Fallout: New Vegas last night. It's an open world shooter/role playing game that takes place after nuclear annihilation has ravaged the earth. It is a very fun, intellectually stimulating and violent piece of work. Highly recommend it. While I'm playing I realize the State of the Union Address is about to start. I consider stopping for a moment to watch it. Then I realize what a waste of time that would be and playing Fallout is good practice for the near future. I'm fully prepared for both nuclear and zombie apocalypses at this time...and I'd also be pretty damn good at saving princesses from all manner of evil...things. While patting myself on the back for my clever wit I came to the realization that it wasn't so funny. The world scares me when I look past my window. The world is angry and confused and is being fed lies and half truths by those considered "trustworthy". The world is an outcast teenager. The world is at a point where it can rise above,

Why I Haven't Been Here Much.
I have 1500/1600 words of my dissertation to finish for Sunday night so I can email it to a friend so he can edit it (that's if he will still do it considering he thought he would have it 8 months ago), then all I need to do is hand it in on Monday afternoon. There will be a huge sigh of relief and I assume copious amount of tears at the relief that I won't have to get up at 3am and do a couple of hours before I go to work each day. My program leader is an arsehole, he left me with 6 weeks to write two essays and a dissertation. One essay was already complete and I had thought most of my dissertation was until I had my last tutorial with my marker, when I discovered that I would basically have to start the main part again. He didn't take into account the xmas holidays in these 6 weeks, nor the fact that I am entitled to tutorials with each of my markers. So I didn't even get to see my markers until 10 days before the due date of 24th Jan. My marker for my dissertation could see tha

Fb
I have come to the decision that my fubar and facebook are not going to intermingle anymore. If you're on my facebook now, then you'll most likely stay, but I will not be adding more people from here to there. If you leave stupid crap on my wall or statuses about fubar-drama or not-don't be shocked if you find yourself deleted. It does not mean I don't like you, it just means I don't want you in my offline business. Apparently it's surprising to some people that I am a sarcastic bitch on facebook too. This is me, folks. I'm a bitch. People I know offline tell me I'm a bitch all the time-this isn't news. No, I won't post sexually explicit statuses on facebook, I don't joke around that way with my family. That does not mean I am a different person. That just means I have discretion when it comes to other people on my list. My family does not want to see me joking around about bjs and anal, just like I wouldn't want to see it in their status.

This Week
Ok, as you all know I go to weight watchers... This week I busted my ass..walked the 5 k, landscaped the yard...I really, really have worked hard the past 2 weeks Last week I lost 3.8 pounds, so I was pumped for today *sigh* Sometimes I set myself up for a fall.... and SOMETIMES I lose 4 freakin pounds!! I lost almost 8 pounds in 2 weeks!!!!!!

If I Am A Tad Bit Off Today
As many of you know..i am quite hardcore with my motorcycle riding. Well i may be a tad off today (xanaxed up just cause i dont wanna show my real emotions)....i lost one of my closest friends..Mom and Dad was at his bedside and called me just an hour ago ..he was actually my dads best friend from childhood...but Dan and I and Dad rode all over the US together...in total prob put something around 400K miles over the years...i wont be around Friday...funeral obviously...but please no need for pitty nor sentimental thoughts of prayers and love...how about some Cheering me the fuck up....jokes...tasteless thoughts and pics...whatever...just no sad shit....

Backlog
Well, I am finally home... and as such I figure the best way to disseminate the 411 on the situation is a blog, mainly bCoz I won't be here much for the next few days and with the some 800 messages I have waiting here, all this love waiting from the best friends and family on the site I wanted everyone to get their answers as quickly and easily as possible.... so here goes... The surgery was at around noon on 7/14... I say around noon bCoz I was passed out at the time.... due to my severe apnea, they had to insert the breathing tube while I was awake, a most unpleasant experience to say the least, but fortunately the last I remember before being knocked out... when they got in there they found more damage than had been revealed on the MRI and I wound up having 3 laminectomies and 1 disc replacement... Then, the nightmare begins... I awoke in recovery around 4:30 pm, this time around 4:30 bCoz at that point I was TOTALLY fupped duck... but not so drugged as to not feel the pain... I w

Yusuf The Victim?
"yes, emanon, like his puppet...spinozo or whatever he calls himself nowadays alway blasphemy religion. A few centuries back, they would have been put to death by fire or drowned in urine. And most everyone do not complain about their rants.....but let "Yusuf" mention muslims, and their religion...oh shit....I am racist....." Lmao, yes because me and Yusuf goes on the same tirades... hm though I think I might like to be put to death by fire and drowned in urine.. as long as it is pure nun urine!!!!! Okay I am bored and saw a little exchange and found it funny... okay my mumm within a blog. Should I find 100 virgin nuns to fill up a pool of urine to drown me in? Get a few xtian extremist willing to burn me to death? Get a few Islamic extremist to behead me? Get a few Jewish extremist to stone me? Get a hindu extremist to shoot me like Gandhi? .... hm what other religions do extremist stuff... well get to it people I am bored and Yusuf wants me gone!!! Death to Emano

Adopt A Soldier
What I am about to write I have 110% support from my family and some has been able to doante credits to it, so this isn't just from me. It's from us. ( I still looking for credits, so if you are selling or even want to donate will be very much appreciated) I want to run a Godmode but this one will be run different. My family has agreed that for this one I can remove them and add active service men/women that are over seas fighting for us. They don't get a lot of time to be on here, plus there lack of sleep. This is just a small token to say thank you to the men and women, and hopefully it will help them some with points, level, what ever it is they need on Fubar. If you know of someone who should be in my family for that day please send me a link or them to add me with a little note so i know... I am also going to give my points away to one of them (it will be hard choice wish I could give it to all of them), so I get nothing out of this except saying thank you and m

Update On Trish
I heard from Beth this morning, so wanted to give everyone an update. First of all, thank all of you for your thoughts & prayers for Trish. I know she greatly appreciates it. They reduced her morphine amount yesterday to bring her around some. She seemed to understand where she was, but couldn't remember any of the accident or how she got there. Her speech was slow & she was having trouble forming sentences (knew what she wanted to say, but couldn't get it out), but they said that's perfectly normal. They increased her morphine again to keep her heavily sedated to lessen the pain. This weekend they are going to gradually start lowering her meds each day to bring her around slowly. If everything goes okay through the weekend, they hoped to be able to move her out of the ICU. They did another test on her brain & there is still no sign of swelling, thank God. Sounds like she is making slow, but good progress. Please continue to keep her in your prayers.

~assman Club~
OK COME JOIN OUR OWN LITTLE CLUB OR FAMILY. YOU HAVE ALL SEEN THE OTHERS OUT THERE: FAT SONNY ETC. THIS ONE WOULD BE A CLUB THAT IF YOU JOIN (FREE). ALL IN THIS CLUB RESPONSIBILITIES WOULD BE AS FOLLOWS: 1) PUT YOUR NORMAL NAME LIKE NOW ONLY AFTER ADD ~ASSMAN CLUB~. Example's ~Anton~AssMan Club~ or ~Anton~(AMC)~ if you dont want others to see the word AssMan..:) 2)ALL IN CLUB WILL BE EXPECTED TO RATE/COMMENT ALL OTHERS PICS. 3) WHEN ANYONE IN CLUB IS IN A CONTEST WE ALL GO SHOW THEM LOVE. 4) WE ON WEEKLY BASIS STOP BY SHOW THERE PAGE SOME LOVE, BEING THAT PEOPLE WORK HARD TO BE HERE EVERYDAY. 5) MOST IMPORTANT WE HAVE A "BLAST" CHAT SHOOT THE SHIT ETC. I WILL POST ANOTHER BLOG AND UPDATE REGULAR WHO IS THE CLUB. SO GIVE ME SOME FEED BACK ON YOUR OPINONS. XOXOXOXOX "ASSMAN" WOMAN AND MEN WELCOME!

Are You A True Fan?
If you ARE, then show some love and Add me as a Fan! Update: 4:10pm Ok, so now that they've allowed me to contest back into the TOP rankings, please, add me as a fan so I can once again BE ON TOP! ;)

Disabled The 'smile' Online Bar Alert..
a bunch of people have complained that they were getting the alert too often. i thought it was cool, but i guess it's not! so, i've turned it off. maybe it'll make a re-appearance when i can spend more time on it. -mike

Its In God's Hands Now
Well its official that I finally had my first unassisted cycle and I DO think that I ovulated afterwards. I guess physically things are back to doing what they are supposed to. Mike and I have talked about it and have decided that whatever happens happens. If it is God's will that we get pregnant and have a baby that it will happen and if it doesnt..its not meant to happen quite yet. We arent really "trying" but we arent trying to keep it from happening. I am not thinking it will happen this cycle anyway but I think that we are on the right track. I will keep you all posted and thanks for hanging in there through this with me.

Incompetent Fucks
I would put this in a mumm, but you know how psycho the people on here are, and I would have to kick someone's ass if they went off on me. So, with that being said... do you ever read the bulletins? Do people use spell check? The grammar on here is pathetic. It is like listening to a bunch of 5 year olds. I want to puke when I read some of the shit they post. It seriously makes bile rise in my throat. If you are that retarded, perhaps you should go back to pre-school and start all over again, because you missed the education train. My God! Is it just me?

A Submissive Daydream
I can just picture myself at your mercy...... on my knees, hands tied above my head, my ball gag in my mouth so all I can do is moan and shake my head to answer your questions. I can imagine the glimmer of excitement in your eyes and the evil grin stretching across your face as you show me the rope you are going to tie my breasts with. You slowly walk over to me.....cup my large breasts in your hands and tell me it will only hurt a little.....and for me to be very quiet or you will tie them tighter and give me something to moan about!!! I nod my head in agreement as you start to bind them.....looking me straight in the eyes as you pull the ropes tight against my milky white flesh. My breasts are now bulging with the pressure of the ropes....and you flick my nipples with your finger to make them even more hard then they allready are. You pull on them and lick them....and put them in between your teeth and gently bite them until you hear me whimper with extacy. You tease me

Read This Before Fanning Or Adding Me
OK, I don't know where to begin, but I am just as guilty as anyone here, but I think we are losing the point of why CherryTap was created. We are all supposedly here to make new friends, get to know one another. But all that is getting lost in the whole, get the points, move up, ignore who we are talking to. I have been chewed out for sending someone kisses, because they are CT married to another, ignored by the people posting the blasts, even thought they say they will respond to everyone that rates, comments, or fans them. This is starting to become a points game, where everyone is just a pawn in the hands of the people that can afford to become a VIP or buy a blast. Now don't get me wrong, I have a lot of good friends that are VIP's and we chat alot, am talking about some of the others that hold it over our heads to get the points. Let take back control of the site, get to know our CT neighbors, interact with them, and find good friends. Going forward, I will take

This Is My Last Blog On This Subject. I'm Done.
This is my last blog on this subject, because frankly, I'm really sick and tired of hearing about all the hard feelings and arguments. With this blog entry, I am officially removing myself from the conflict with Nasa and Firemyst. I'm sickened that it has been pushed this far. This is a fucking website, people. It's not meant to be taken seriously. I allowed myself to get wrapped up in the head games and threats that have been spewed against me and my friends on this website. It ends here. To be quite honest, those few people on this website that actually matter to me know the truth, and still like me in light of it. To me, that makes me the winner. There is no "owned"; there is no "I'm better"; there is no more arguing; there will be no more posting of continuing drama, from friend or foe. I will not apologize for anything I've said (except to Firemyst's son, who I have already apologized to). To those that were not involved in the core dispute, yet became involved by

Totally Fed Up.. Men!
Ok, so I never talk about my personal life on here.. at least not relationship wise. My baby's father and I have been seeing each other off and on for a little over 5yrs. I met him through his mother because she and I are friends and he was originally from CT, I met him when he came to visit her on one of his trips. I'm almost 32 and he's 26.. we met right before he turned 21. Anyway, the pregnancy wasn't planned but when I told him about it, he was excited.. he's like "you better eat right, don't do this, don't do that" and saying he wanted to be at all of the appts and u/s, etc.. We've never lived together but this summer, he moved 2 streets over from me. Over the last couple of months he's been a real jerk.. only time he even hugged me was when I told him my mother died in July. He's been very distant and we almost act like strangers. At one point he got very mad at me when I brought up the ultrasound and told me he didn't want anything to do with the baby now or later and that he d

Nsfw Folder Plz Read Dont Message Me!!!!
im shutting it down til i am under 1 million til next level no one rates anything else but my nsfw pics i never ask for ppl to buy me blast or any of tyhat shit just rate some of my SFW pics at this rate i will NEVER get to godfather level to the few who do actually rate my other things THANK YOU!!! [ and blame fubar 4 my bad mood.............. profiles look GAYASSSSSS now ]

{cc} Club
Well...someone started up the Man Haters Club yesterday, which was quickly followed by the Men Who Love the Man Haters Club...and since I like to steal ideas and not join in other people's clubs, I made my own club. {CC} Club... where our motto is: BOOOOBS!!!! How to join? Simple: ask me nicely, and show me your boobs. You don't have to do it here, you can do it in a private message. Then, in 6-8 weeks, you will receive your ID badge and...nothing. Well, besides the respect and admiration of boob lovers everywhere for your willingness to blatantly support boobs wherever they may droop.

Please Read
Hi Everyone, I am making a list and if you do any of the actions below you will be permanently blocked from my list: 1) Please do not leave comments of people having sex as a comment to my picture. 2) Do not think of me as a sex object nor ask me for more risque pictures without even knowing me if I wanted to share more with you they would be in my NSFW folder in the first place. 3) Do not get on my case that we hardly talk it is very hard for me to keep up with over 6000 friends so before you come up with ohh she doesnt want to talk to me please ask me first. 4) I do not have a cam and if I did no I do not want to have cam fun. So do not inquire about it. I also do not want to see you on cam getting off either sorry it does nothing for me. That is all I can think of for now... I do not mean to be a bitch I am just saying how I feel. Hugs & Kisses to my friends and fans!

Family Rules
> This comes after much thought and discussions with other family leaders, and we feel that it will in the long run benefit the family. If you do not already have a salute on file in your pictures, please get one ASAP. If you agree to abide by these rules and guidelines, please leave a short comment with your name. By leaving your name, you are agreeing to abide by these rules and guidelines that are set forth as of today. Much Love, RebelBreed

Pending
This is a list of people coming up. It has been brought to managements attention that because the rules state 2 people a day that some people feel obligated to level people when more is added. This was not the intention so we are making a pending list of people we find and would like to be leveled. Members are more then welcome to rate these people even after the two on the main blog are leveled. Just remember to do it at happy hour this will double your points. ======================================================================================== DJ Reverend @ Aftershockradio.net@ fubarneeds 29513 with 122 pics and 773 stash Bubba's Girl ~Don't Make Someone a Priority if all you are to them is an Option~@ fubarneeds 24360 with 167 pics and 8 stash...thanx Buck ========================================================================================

A Sure-fire Sign I Spend Too Much Time On Here
I realized this morning, I spend entirely too much time on here :|. But I don't think I can stop coming on LOL. The warning sign: having dreams about fellow FUBARIANS. I'm pretty sure that's a sign. I told someone I had a dream about them & they're probably seriously considering blocking me as a friend LMAO. I think I share too much LOL. I've had dreams about various MuMMers before (mainly orgy dreams 8-P), this one was weird cuz we were just hanging out, doing normal stuff LOL. I hope I'm not the only one who has dreamt like this :-S.

Everyone Click The Link At The Bottom Of This Blog
This is one of those good old e-mails that keep popping up. I just had to share it with you all again. Will you give this to my Daddy? As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support 'Red Fridays.' Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. As they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone)was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsun

Being Cute *does* Work!
The checker at Best Buy totally just hooked me up with a free dvd. I couldn't decide what I wanted so I took 3 to the register. Cloverfield (got vetoed) 30 Days of Night and One Missed Call. Checker recommended 30 Days of Night. I told him I would take both. He rang me up for one, and sent me on my way. After he read the price to me out loud 3 times, looked at the receipt and checked to make sure I had both dvds. Bless him, he looks like he's maybe 16, FAR too young, but he made my day.

Torn Apart...
Long story short..My stepdaughter wrote this..She is 17 and he was only 20..things are HARD here..I feel like I failed them..I knew he was having troubles..I never thought he could do that...RIP Judge.. I'm Still Traumatized From What Has Happened In The Last 48 Hours. I'm Still Trying So Hard To Get My Head Straight. I'm Trying To Get Past The Memories. It Just Isn't Working. I Can't Be In My House Without Crying. I Can't Get In My Car(s) Without Crying. I Can't Get The Image Of Him Out Of My Mind. I Can't Walk Around My House Because I Keep Seeing Him. If I Walk By The Computer I See Him Sitting At The Desk. Not Literally As In Psycho. Just As A Memory, Just Remembering It. I Can't Talk About Him Without Breaking Into Tears. I Can't See My Friends Without Doing It. I Can't See Anyone. I Think I'm Really Losing It. As I Was Driving Home Today, I Rested My Hand On The Passenger Seat. Then I Realized There Was No One There To Hold It. I Cried The Entire Way Home. A

Amy's Date
Well, where to start. We went to the wing place but the wait was more than 30 minutes so we went down the road to a sports bar. We didn't get there till after 8. We ate then sat and talked till 11pm. He took my back to my car and we sat in his car and talked and had tickle fights until 1:30ish. THEN he finally kissed me. It was super! I swear I felt like I was in high school all over again. We kissed for just a little while, he felt my bewbies, LOL. Then he walked me over to my truck and he smacked my ass! haha. I told him he missed and he better do it again. He was such a sweetie. It was actually a HUGE turn-on for him not to be a horndog. I'm so used to guys being pigs, it was great to meet one that wasn't. I think I'm still smiling. When he kissed me he gave me a quick peck, being funny. And I looked at him and said, "That's all I get?" Then he busted out the making out kissing. It was SUPER. This was so funny. He copped a feel earlier when he was tickling me and I teased him abo

So, I'll Be Blunt And Long Winded Mmk?
Just sit right back, and you'll hear a tell you a tale.... So here's the deal. I never cried wolf sorta speak. I truly am unhappy here these days. Maybe its the fact i put too much into this place and don't get back what i used too? Maybe i'm just bored with the whole system? I won't deny i'm a bit Bi-polar when it comes to this site. (No disrespect to the people who have it) I've had a rough week on here, and Saturday came to a crashing halt. I actually did go to Fubar support and ask them to delete my page. They told me how to do it. When your Godfather it isnt as easy as you think. And if it got deleted today, i truly wouldn't be too upset. I have a big few months coming up, and don't want to be wondering what i'm missing on Fubar. Some of you are unhappy with me. Some think i fake leaving to get attension. Believe what you want. That's not me. If i want to be noticed, i'll mumm or make some outragious picture to leave as a comment. Yes, when i hit a wall, i take

Omfg
I don't even know where to begin on this one. I'll just put my shit out there. I'm on a free dating website that a friend of mine told me about. This guy sent me a message and he seemed ok. The only think that kinda irked me was he put in the subject line "Big lady". I know I'm overweight, but please don't address me as big lady if you're trying to win me over. Well I told him I didn't appreciate that, but we chatted some anyway. I was stupid and gave him my yahoo ID. So he IMs me earlier today when I was talking to loan people and my parents trying to get my student loan figured out. I told him I was busy, but I could chat here and there. He still got all pissy when I didn't respond within seconds of his IM. I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE LIKE THAT. I'm sorry, but when I'm on the computer I'm always multitasking. I'm reading news stories, I'm on fubar, I'm chatting with a few friends, I'm filling out paperwork for school, etc. I don't waste time, ever. Well tonight he finally pissed me off and

Uh Huh
I have 4.4 million in fubucks...not quite enough to make it to the spotlight... I have just over 1 million points to go to get Godmother.... I am stressed in real life, and this would put a smile on my face....so what are you going to do to make me smile???

Only Time Will Tell.................
I'm okay. His anger is not. Sometimes he can be sweet. Most times he can't be. My heart mislead me into believing I was ready and he was ready. Right now we're just friends. I'm trying to keep it at that. I have intimacy issues. He has anger issues. He said he was sorry after we were play fighting and he pushed me into the ground. He didn't mean to hurt me. I know he didn't mean to hurt me. We play fight all the time. He's not as patient as I need for him to be, but... he's better to me than my mother..... than my sister.... than my father are to me. I'm not saying it's okay. It's not okay. For now I'm in a relationship with myself and he's in a relationship with himself. We're just friends right now. It might end up staying at just that and only that. Only time will tell. He needs counselling and I need to feel safe around him. Until then, we're just friends.

Zomg
LOL... Goes to show how long it's been since I was naughty with random guys... I had no clue what he meant at first... CrazyBunny: add me jippojoe@yahoo.com ->CrazyBunny: lol yeah but only real friends get that CrazyBunny: Do you have yahoo messenger ->CrazyBunny: play? CrazyBunny: Hey wanna play

Playing For Keeps
So Mur Lafferty's awesometastic novel Playing for Keeps officially got released today. Everyone should go go buy it right now, or else God will hate you and kittens will die. For those who'd like to know more, Playing for Keeps is a really fun twist on superhero stories. The superheroes of Seventh City are, well, jerks, and the villains aren't much better. Add to the mix a whole bunch of people who all have their own cool (but kinda useless for fighting crime) superpowers, like the ability to summon an elevator at will or change the color of paint on the walls, and you get a really interesting and fun story. Anyway, I highly recommend the novel, and Mur Lafferty is also a certified geek goddess. Go buy it! Buy it now! All the cool kids are doing it! Buy one for a friend!

I'm Such A Sucker For Brunettes
So...this weekend was eventful. Saturday night, I went out to a club in Long Beach. Roller Derby Girl made an appearance. I haven't spoken to her in a very long time. We still text and what not, but for the most part she dropped me like a baby giraffe. I gag every time I think of the girl she dropped me for. Seriously, if you want someone that looks like a dude, date a dude. Ack! Anyways...she was being flirty and dancing with me. She had just broken up with Girl/Dude the night before. Fine with me. We were over the club, so we left early. When I went to say goodbye to RDG, we made out. *facepalm* I shouldn't have done that. I did though. I'm gonna have to stop that. She doesn't deserve my kisses!!! I saw her again later on at Drunk Church. My friends and I had gone there for some chat and gross breakfast food. We were about to leave when she walked in. She came and said hi...then she took a picture of us where she's kissing my cheek. It was a cute picture. Abs

Sleep...
Is 6 hours of sleep enough for a 8 hour working day? I'm starting to think no. I only worked two weeks and feel like I could just conk out for the next two. Just don't like going to bed early, as stupid as that sounds.

Bishing Is What I Do Best!!!!!!!!
This Bish is on sale!! All you have to do is click on the pic, rate my pic {most rates wins a bonus!}, and BID on this BiSH!!! You know you wanna own a BiSh! BiShing is what I do best!! This bully brought to you by: ~Ð!AnA~ ( NO FAN=NO ADD) OWNED BY LARRYB@ fubar

Obscure Book Meme
So I found this floating around teh intarwebs, and, being a book junkie (I can't say "bibliophile" because there's already one of those, and she's way cuter than me) I couldn't resist. So here it is! What ten books do you own that you think no one else on your friends list does? Well, unless some of you are sci-fi junkies, there are probably quite a few. But here's some of the more obscure ones. 1. The Essential Ellison: A 50 Year Retrospective by Harlan Ellison. Not exactly a "best of," though it does include many of his best print works, it's more of an overview of the careeer of one of the most prolific--and polarizing--living writers. Some absolutely stunning material in this hefty tome, stuff to make you laugh, stuff to make you cry, stuff to make you shiver in the dark. A must have! 2. The Bahir, edited by Aryeh Kaplan. One of the oldest Kabbalistic texts, thought to trace back to the first century. A fascinating look into an amazing mystical system. The edition I

Last Goodbye
I give back to you your heart, with sadness from within. In the years to come, I know your pain will dim. You may think I am walking away, but with love in my heart, I know your happiness can't begin unless we part. Please don't judge me for what I know I must do. It is out of great love I must say goodbye to you. Our memories I shall cherish an to them always remain true.

Prinny
Who' peekin back into the mums hey calling peps names without a care who's spreading love like a rainbow everyone knows its Prinny Who's trippin round the mums of fu city smilin at every dummy she sees who's crackin up at this very moment everyone knows its Prinny And Prinny has the evil eye that flash when told a lie and Prinny wont let BS fly she laughs out loud laughs out loud Whos trippin out in the mumms without pity smiling at every dumb one she sees who spots the clowns in a moment everyone knows its Prinny LA LA LA LA LA LA LA everyone knows its Prinny And Prinny has the evil eye in a flash she'll make you cry with Prinny BS dont fly she laughs out loud laughs out loud Who' peekin back into the mums hey calling peps names without a care who's spreading love like a rainbow everyone knows its Prinny everyone knows its Prinny

Blah Blahhhhhghity Blah Blah Blah
I'm bored. I'm annoyed today too. I don't know why. I don't know why I'm writing this.. but BLAHGITY BLAHG BLAGHHHHHHHH. tee hee he hee and what not. I'm in a weird mood an on no sleep practically don't mind me. BTW I love you all but quit buying me.. don't make this site the new official myspace. K thanks.

Arch Enemy
I am one of the crazy people that took advantage of the great deals today. In my quest for a $49 portable DVD player and some other things, I met a woman who I truly believe is my arch enemy. So I'm at Target looking around and stroll down the gift wrap and Christmas card aisle. I see a really nice roll of gift wrap and pick it up, as I go to place it in my cart, a woman behind me snatches.. yes SNATCHES it out of my hand! I spun around and said "Hey Lady, what the hell do you think you're doing!" and she replies " I saw it first, I was just going to come back for it." I giggled and first and said "well I'm sorry, but I have it now, you should have taken it before" which then she proceeds to pick up another roll of gift wrap and HITS me with it!!! Now normally on a bad day, I would have laid the bitch out, but I was in a good mood, and just laughed and said "okay, if you want it that bad, it's all yours" and walked away. I thought it was over.. it wasn't. After I paid for m

They Closed The City Basically!
We have literally gotten over 2 feet of snow since yesterday... its still coming down! Outside the backdoor the bottom of the deck My Car is BURIED The sidewalk to the front door My car in the street BRRRR No caption needed My car from the front porch Outside the backdoor Updated: Dec 18, 2008 10:18 AM SPOKANE, Wash. - Snow continues to fall over much of the Inland Northwest, we have had many school and business closures. The City of Spokane has declared a "Condition Red" snow emergency, which means City crews will be plowing snow 24 hours a day until they can complete a full city plot.

10 Things You Should Never Say To A Tall Woman
Statistically, Americans may be getting shorter, but like all evolution, that takes time, and not everyone has shrunk. Take, for example, that tall girl you've got your eye on across the bar. You'd like to impress her, right? Two key pieces of advice: A) Be yourself (as your Mom told you about 10 years ago) and B) don't make a big thing of her height. In the interest of aiding your love life, writer Laura Gilbert asked a WNBA team's worth of willowy women what clichéd lines turn them off most. Heed their warnings and you might just get to check "chick over six feet tall" off your "to do before I die " list. 10. "You must be a model!" (This line shows that you're not trying very hard, even if you clarify up front that you're only asking because she's really rilly pretty.) 9. "You can't be 5' 10". I'm 5'10"!" (It's one thing to lie about your height while you're sitting down or on an Internet profile. When you say this to someone who has to lean down to hear it, you're busted.)

Plz Pray For My Baby To Be Ok!
Well everything with my pregnancy has been going ok besides that i have been having contractions constantly. I went into preterm labor at 31 weeks and 4 days and i was in the hospital for 3 days before they finally got it stopped and then after that i broke my foot falling down the stairs at my house but the pregnancy has been ok. well yesterday and lastnight i was feeling bad hard contractions but the baby wasnt moving and usually she is very very active so i got worried and decided to go to the hospital. When i got there the nurse came in and hooked me up to the monitor and shes like well shes got a good heart rate and im like ummm do you not hear that? and shes like hmmmm yeah that does sound a bit strange but shes got a good rate so you should be ok. I kept insisting it sounded weird so she got her charge nurse to come in and listen. The charge nurse was like well im not even gonna lie to you... your baby has an irregular heartbeat. It could mean a number of things. So then the fi

Oh, Yeah, Baby, Bring It
->frozenn: I like those mini ones, in a can frozenn: yea , do u like it? ->frozenn: thats it? frozenn: wat about a 7" sausage? ->frozenn: I hate bbq frozenn: so can i taste some of yours bb? frozenn: u wont say that while ur knees shakin from pleasure ->frozenn: thats disgusting frozenn: can i have some of yours? frozenn: i like to barbequed pussies ;) ->frozenn: you like barbequed babies?? frozenn: ;p frozenn: bb = baby ->frozenn: bbq? ->frozenn: bb? frozenn: mmm u look good enough to eat bb

Sarges Bad Girls Let's Get A Valentines Date.
Sarge's Bad Girls...Do You Want A Valentines Date? Let's Find You One ..Everyone Will Send Me A Pic & We Will Let Guys Give Their Best Date Idea... You Will Choose What You Think Is The Best Idea..The Winner Will Get A Min Of 100 Pic Rates From You. Remember This Is Not An Auction Or A Contest.. The Guys Will Give Their Best Date Idea And Then You Choose Which Is Really The Best/ Your Favorite Idea.. Anything Else Between You And Them Is Just That..Between The Two Of You..

Mother
My parents have been divorced for almost 15 years now. While my dad is a major Kasanova, and always had ladies around him (he is on marriage #3 right now), my mom has never remarried, or had a bf. To describe her: a 52 year old scientist/computer programmer that looks like an out of shape Harry Potter. (yes, same glasses, hair, and dress style). I could never imagine her having a bf or going out on a date, but my best friend says that my mom would love that one day. I told her that some people are just perfectly content not having intimate life, or romance in their lives. I have asked my mom a coupla times, and she said that she doesn't need a man to tell her what to do, or sit on her back. Also, she says that all Russian men are either taken or are assholes, and she doesn't have the same mentality with American men, so those are out of the question I suppose. She is a member of a mycology club (mushroom club, for those who don't know), and a birdwatching club. Once

Glad List
I'll be adding to this as I think of things. 1. The first sip of a good cup of coffee. 2. Sitting in the park, listening to the trees. 3. Post it notes. 4. 3 am phone calls. 5. Putting together new furniture. 6. A loving cat. 7. Listening to thunderstorms. 8. Finding music I've never heard on my iPod. 9. Contented sighs. 10. That first second of laying down in bed. 11. Freshly ironed shirts. 12. The feel of goosebumps on someone's skin. 13. New shoes. 14. Stacking things by size. 15. The way dry erase markers smell. 16. Ticking clocks amidst silence. 17. When things line up symmetrically. 18. Warm socks out of the dryer. 19. Rearranging furniture. 20. Getting sarcastic eye rolls. 21. Legos. 22. Blankets, fields, and stars. 23. New socks. 24. Inside jokes. 25. Bubble wrap. 26. Random text messages. 27. Books that can't be put down. 28. Sour apple slushes. 29. Drum sets. 30. Boudreaux and Thibodeaux jokes. 31. Red Swingline staplers. 32. A good pen. 33.

Valentines Day
I sent Valentine love to friends this morning by text before I even got out of bed. I had not one but two people tell me to Fuck off. Now don't get me wrong Valentines is not the best holiday in the world. And I'm not a fan of it much either but to be told to Fuck off by two people who not only have a someone to spend Valentine with but are smug about hating the holiday not only hurt. It pissed me off. Seriously I would never ever delibrately hurt someone because I needed to make a point over a stupid fucking holiday. I swear people now a days piss me the fuck off with their need to feel like they have to stand on their own personal soapbox to preach to you. One told me that it was any other day and I should show love any other day. Which is hilarious because I thought I did that with all my friends and the other is just a bitter son of a bitch. I hope everyone has a happy day period whether you have someone to bring flowers, or candy too or not. I will probably never head Valentines l

Good Day!
I had a great sunday! I went to amtgard for the first time in like 4 years. I had a blast. It wasn't just my park. I went to a kingdom event for my first trip out. I saw people that live in north texas that i have not seen in forever. It feels great to be standing there and have people run over and be like "OMG YOU ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and grab you and hug you (or in one case scream booby rub and rub her boobies on you.. long story short.. she owns me.. I am her slave.. she likes booby rubs ) I have a sunburn on my neck face and shoulders where my dress didn't cover... it was so fun... I need to post the pictures i took.. once i find where hubby put the camera LOL (ps.. amtgard is a live action role play group where we run around and beat each other with foam bats and throw "spell balls" at each other... yes.. i am a geek) video below is actually the park i go to...

Another Blame The Fat Sonny Friday !
Once again it’s Friday folks and like every other day of the week the day always Has a theme Wednesdays are always hump day & on this site it seems Tuesdays are tied up well Friday is blame fat sonny Friday that’s right blame me for everything wrong on here like everyone else does This is a fun game for me I love seeing what everyone comes up with to blame me for the stuff the morons blame me for is def funny they act like I have my finger on the buttons of the fu & of course all the fat sonny haters will open this cause well no lives & nosy seems to fit them I’m going to name some of them here now make sure you check and don’t blame me for what’s already here k lol 1)You caught your fu wife or hubby cheating on you ~Blame Fat Sonny 2)Admin reset you omg really try not cheating ~Blame Fat Sonny 3)Your pic got flagged lol that’s the best one ~Blame Fat Sonny 4)Some asshat ripped your pic’s and right clicked all your nudes~Blame Fat Sonny 5)Oh here’s an oldi

Halp!
Ok, my blogs aren't showing on my home page. I have checked the settings like a billion times. I even went into the support lounge *shudders* and they couldn't help me. Does anyone know what's going on? They used to show up. They just disappeared! My mumms and other stuff are still there though.. Fix it now please kthnx

Some 3some Thing
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new blog, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Mom 2. April 3. Asshole Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. TSR 2. Waitress 3. Flag person on construction site Three Places I have lived 1. Regina, SK 2. Lindsay, ON 3. Brantford, ON (we can only list three? Ive lived in about 8 different places...) Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Dirty Jobs (mmm Mike Rowe...) 2. Mythbusters (Adam is such a cute nerd!) 3. CSI...although it kinda sucks now that Grissom is gone Three places I have been 1. Crazy 2. Hell 3. Do the two above count? Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. My Aunt 2. My other Aunt 3. Facebook LoL Three of my favorite foods 1. Pasta 2. Veggies 3. BBQ anything YUM! Three things I would like to do 1. Go home for a

Taken From Crystal
1]How tall are you barefoot? ALMOST 5'2 {hush} 2] Have you ever smoked heroin? Nope. 3] Do you own a gun? Nope. 4] Rehab? LOL! Never. 5] Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? Nope. 6] What do you think of your friends? I love them dearly. 7] What's your favorite Christmas song? Santa Baby 8] What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee with a lil caramel vanilla creamer. 9] Do you do push-ups? I can. 10] Have you ever done ecstacy? Nope 11] Are you vegetarian? No 12] Do you like painkillers? I don't like them, but I have to take them sometimes. 13] What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? If I tell you I will have to keel you. 14] Do you own a knife? Kitchen knives. lol 15] Do you have A.D.D. Nope. 16] Date Of Birth? 5/22/67 {I know, I'm old} 17] Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment: Sex A certain someone Getting this done. 18] Name the last 3 things you have bought? New

Insert Foot
So I ordered a bra and panty set from work via internet and had it sent to the store. I picked it up today during my shift and went to customer service to show my gay BFF. He asked me who I bought it for and I told him me. He asked if I bought it for my hubby and I said no, he doesn't give a shit about that stuff. Then he asked why I bought it. I told him because it makes my boobies look good. I turned around to leave & 2 guys were standing behind me, waiting their turn to return something. They were laughing hysterically and needless to say, I was mortified, turned beet red and ran off. They ended up purposely walking by me later to laugh at me. All my co-workers thought it was the funniest thing ever and my BFF pulled out the bra and g-string to show one of my male co-workers. Sooooo funny. I thought I'd share my funny/embarrassing story. Does anyone else have any?

Update/ty
It seems like we are removing a lot of members from the family. And yes we are. Members that have been removed were not active in love week or helping bomb. Even though our family is getting smaller a small active group can be MIGHTER than a large inactive group. A special THANKS to all of you that have remained faithful by being active. HUGGS to you all. As of today founder and co-founder have decided this is no longer a family. We don't act like a family and no1 is rating club or members and if we delete more inactive members there would only b like 5 or 6 people. No1 is payin attention 2 leader status's and now we have hosts bein sent harsh messages. So from now on we've done away w/ the rules. We r still keeping page since high rank but no longer will anything b required. No longer will any1 b comin on the page 2 do rates everyday. This was a very very hard decision 4 us but we believe it is 4 the best due 2 circumstances. TY 2 those that were very active and faithful 2 th

25 Mins
[ fubar.com photo: 112375724 ] anyone wanna get a bid in? Also...this one website I'm on sent a "flirt" to every man in MN....so now they are all over my page....I'm getting 150 hits every 3 mins....GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! And since when can guys be bitches? WTF is up with the spotlights lately? I NEED A VIP ASK WHAT U GET :) HE HE ♥§éxýEvilCãrêßê... i wish i could be ^^^^that big of a slut too....

Those Who Dance Are Considered Insane *dances*
Hello everyone! =D What a wonderful day yesterday was!!! *danced twice in the rain* Once in my backyard...nakkie style :s and then at the Lion Soilders show...omg I (h) Reggae. I feel like a new woman, I swear... It's amazing how much dancing and good music will cleanse the soul. I didn't take many pics last night, sorry peace :( *was too busy enjoying herself* I need to get up to my cabin soon!!!! anyone wanna come? =D hope everyone is having a wonderful weekend!!! ♥ most of you! PoStaL

Happy Hour
Hi ya'll Please visit my R/L best friend, StarShine, tonight, Tuesday 6-9-09 at 8PM Fu-Time, for her very 1st Happy Hour!!! (she is #1 on my friends list) PS: since most mah friends are point whores, she will also have Auto's On!! hahaha http://fubar.com/his_shine ~♥™StarShine™♥~BTYG~Owned By Texas_Guy~@ fubar Thanks!!!! Have a great day! peace baby

Jackson Fawcett Masturbatory Death Day
Am bored sitting here naked, I have but two choices, or do I masturbate to photos of Farrah Fawcett when she was in her prime, do I masturbate to Michael Jackson’s beat it song, hm or do I masturbate on a photo of Farrah Fawcett while MJ’s beat it song plays in the background.This is a real thing, I have no idea what to do.Hm is it die day?MJ dies today, Fawcett dies today, two of my real life friends were shot dead like 2 am, wtf if its die day how the fuck did I miss my invitation, WHAT! Im not cool enough to die, what the fuck…..… goes to listen to my emo music, while staring at my razor blades or rope… then realizes suicide is the easy way out and just goes on a killing spree… killing spree While MJ Smooth criminal is my theme song with Fawcett charlies angels theme song plays faintly in the background While i personally can not think of a better way to die then while having sex and shooting my load out, i think a second option would be mast

Perhaps...
...I've grown a little cynical. Watching all this Michael Jackson coverage...seeing people wailing and moaning in the streets like they've just lost a loved one...all I can think is that one well placed bomb would really clean up the gene pool. I liked Michael Jackson as an entertainer. Thriller was the second album I owned that I paid for with my own money (Synchronicity was the first). It was amazing. He was amazing back then. I even had the Beat It jacket with all the zippers and goddamit I was fucking cool. I was kinda sad when it came on the news that he died. He was a major figure in my childhood...a lot of childhoods. But what makes me even more sad is that because the world is full of sycophantic starfuckers a person like this could never get the help he needed. Let's face it, if he wasn't a celebrity he would be in an asylum. I'm not talking about the kid touching shit...that's a whole other issue. I'm talking about a grown man in a perpetual state of c

My 4th Was Better Than Yours.
My 4th was better than yours because I spent it with mummer chicks. I went over to GBT's and hung out with her and Broken Angel. GBT and her man made staeaks and omg delicous cheesy potatoes. i totally helped by turning on the dining room lights. I drank an entire bottle of cheap wine and I think everyone else had some strange cool aid rum brandy drink. Mummer's revenge I think it was. After dinner we went down to the pool and scared the shit out of the locals. BA has some kick ass pics she is going to load up later. We played keep awya and dodge the mosquitoes which i totally lost. I left a little early beacuse i missed you all so very much. and also because of all the blood loss to the mosquitoes.

Random Questions Posed To Me...
Am bored so figured I would do a random blog about me, yea im arrogant like that. Hm random thinks I am either doing right now or am doing now in my life… As well as things friend have asked of me…Watching:Saw IVListening:My I-Tunes is playing random musicInterested In:WritingPhotographyCinematographyFlaws:Overanalyzing: I tend to over analyze a lot, especially the written and spoken words of people, and look for every thing that possibly could mean, and even judging by the way they wording things may read into some things they probably didn’t mean but the way they worded Perfectionist: Yea I tend to need things to be a certain way, I blame it on my OCD [obsessive compulsive disorder] in which things have to be in a certain way or my mind tends to wander very easily. The same with my creative nature when writing if I do not thing it is good enough I will not show any one, and when taking photos I do like to have the creative control and final say. Favorite Drink:

A Few Additional Mumm Rules
It has come to my attention that a few people don't quite get the concept of MuMM's and what they entail. So I took it upon myself to add a few rules to those already carved in the stone tablets of the Fubar Bible. 1. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT delete comments no matter how butt hurt they make you. We take that as a personal affront. The only time it IS OK is if the comment is in complete bad taste, or pornographic in nature (in non-NSFW mumms) 2. Do not block people immediately after replying with what you consider a scathing comment. At least give them a chance to reply to your retarded 5th grade "you're gay" or "your mama" bullshit before blocking them. 3. Do not block people, period. 4. Do not post video mumms and then get all butthurt when a regular mummer gives you an ocean liner full of shit over it. Videos are for your blogs or your stash, let's try and keep them there. 5. Do not get all pissy if your mumm becomes a meeting place for all the regulars to hold c

About Fu
Well I ran my 11's and I leveled. Yay me. And a serious thank you to everyone who helped. And a thank you to all of you who wanted to delete me because of my point whoring ways, but didn't. You know I don't think it's so much the leveling because that will take me forever anyway, I think it's the game aspect as a whole that I like. I am not really a competitive person when it comes to other people but I can be pretty competitive with myself. Which is hard enough as it is. I know a lot of people are annoyed with the changes on FU. I think a lot of those people would complain about anything if someone is willing to listen and I think this site is just something else to complain about. Then again, maybe I'm just weird. I like people watching. I like it a lot and this site fulfills that hobby better than the fucking mall. I don't know what I would do without stupid mumms. Or out of control mummers. Or creative bloggers. Or horny yet no-game-having raters. Or old women in their underwe

Feelin' Froggie, Just Jump!!!! Auction
FEELIN' FROGGIE,JUST JUMP!!!!100k to enter min. bid 500kopens sept 5th 5:00 pm fu timecloses sept 15th 5:00 pm fu timelast chance to enter sept 5th at 4:00 pmRules are simple:You must Rate, Fan and Add me,If we aren’t already friendsRe-rate, if we are You must rate this blog and leave a commentThat you would like to enterSend me a Private Messagein the message include:The link to the photo you would like to useA list of what you are offeringIf I don’t receive a Private MessageYou will NOT be entered! No DRAMA!I will not think twice about deleting or blocking anyone that causes it!You are responsible for getting people bid on you!All bids will be converted to fubucks Cash bids outweigh fubucks only bids,but must equal or be higher in value then the fubucks bidsYou have the right to acceptOr reject any bid andto close Your auction at any time! I am not responsible for payment of bids or completion of offers!

Douchebag O'the Day
>palmer.2008: baby? ya still wanna play? ->palmer.2008: if you are I will give you my yahoo id ->palmer.2008: I can grab my tits and still rub one off while you watch...so ya up for it? ->palmer.2008: I mean are you cool with that? That I still have my penis? ->palmer.2008: we gotta talk first a bit silly lol palmer.2008: whats ur yahoo baby ->palmer.2008: But I havent had the other surgery ->palmer.2008: well that depends...I have great tits palmer.2008: u want to baby palmer.2008: yeah i do ->palmer.2008: you know what I look llike> My default isnt me palmer.2008: o u fuckin urself baby

Nympho - The 4pm Pst Happy Hour Saturday 10/24/2009 Is Well... A Fake.
..one more for the road…today this fake has a Happy Hour ( I’m sure it didn’t pay for it) check it out… ИҹмРĦǾ[Fu-married to Dj Scorpion]@ fubar I’ll keep this simple so that I don’t bore anyone, I’m a little winded. Lol. It’s page and pics, wow what a hot nurse, don’t you wish it was running your healthcare?

Flu Precautions They Don't Tell You!
Subject: Dr. Oz - Swine Flu - Good Advice/H1N1 Preventive Methods The following advice, given by Dr. Oz, makes a lot of sense and is important for all to know: The only portals of entry are the nostrils and mouth/throat. In a global epidemic of this nature, it's almost impossible to avoid coming into contact with H1N1 in spite of all precautions. Contact with H1N1 is not so much of a problem as proliferation is. While you are still healthy and not showing any symptoms of H1N1 infection, in order to prevent proliferation, aggravation of symptoms and development of secondary infections, some very simple steps, not fully highlighted in most official communications, can be practiced (instead of focusing on how to stock N95 or Tamiflu): 1. Frequent hand-washing (well highlighted in all official communications). 2. "Hands-off-the-face" approach. Resist all temptations to touch any part of face (unless you want to eat or bathe.)

Fubar Emoticons
well I was looking at the emoticons and thought, theres no "bored" on there... so I wonder..... we should have one that is a blue face, with a straight line for a mouth strumming its fingers or something... ior i could just stfu? as you were

Stolen From Alix (and Everyone Else)
perfect breakfast: I'm gonna go with the classic. an omelet, with lots of cheese, orange juice, thick slightly burned bacon, and crispy hashbrowns. perfect date: Dinner and drinks, followed by a show (preferably a good one), more drinks, a walk on the pier, followed by rough sex that happens without planning. perfect kiss: nice and hard on the lips, followed by a bite on the neck perfect argument: something about rediculous pop culture. I'll pretend to be right even when I realize I'm wrong. perfect man/woman: Smart is number one. I like women I think are smarter than me. beautiful, funny (Witty is really whats important), someone I can argue about stupid things with, and then make up. Someone who is as spontanious as I am. The best times arent planned perfect shoe: I have two. beach mocosins (spelling?), I wear them everywhere, and buy a new pair every couple of months. they wear out quick. and adidas sambas. they take like six months to wear in, but once you do, the

Internet Dating For The Fearless
If you drive about a mile or so from my yard, you'll pass the pleasant stench of a dairy farm. It's devastatingly rural in these here parts which makes it insanely hard to meet anyone. In fact, I'm having a sign made for me to wear when I venture into town for supplies. It's going to read: I DO NOT HAVE LEPEROSY. THESE ARE ONLY TATTOOS. I AM NOT INFECTIOUS AND THESE WILL NOT RUB OFF ON YOU. YES, THEY HURT. (my tits are big enough that wearing such a long statement is, in fact, conceivable) However, considering the small percentage of people who are actually literate around here, I don't really know how much good it's actually going to do me. What I'm left with then is the wonderful world of internet dating. Men (and sometimes women) who would never dare talk to me in a public place will say any and every thing imaginable when able to hide behind a computer screen. All women who spend any time on the internet know this. It's not news. However, I do manage to find a diamond

I Neeeeeeddddd Youuuuuu!!!!!!!!
this is going to be just like those blogs with caption creation contests. okay, well there's no picture thus there is no caption to create so it's realy not like that at all. hm. oh well. look, i'm making a blog. on blogspot. i'm putting some of my stuff here up. i'm going to write more stuff. i need a writing outlet. i'll have music on there to dl and i'm asking several people to participate with me. people who aren't control freaks, that is... i need a name, though. i'm stuck withot a name. i thought about once upon a time in climax but with other people posting too, that just won't make sens and my friend josh said it's gay. the gayest. he's a smart guy and apparently he knows what's gay and what's not. help me please. now . thank you. if i use your idea, i'll barter with you. like i'll give you something reasonable. yay a reward!!!!

Wth Does This Mean? Dumb Computer
What does this mean? The procedure entry point PowerReadACValue could not be located in the dynamic link library POWRPROF.dll. It pops up everytime I restart the computer, and every here and there when I'm on the internet! Doesn't give me any options...only an ok button, and I have to click that 5 or 6 times before it'll go away! GRR annoying

Set In Stone...
The sun is out today. It's a nice change. What's wrong with being wrong? This is a serious question. It's how we learn...by being wrong and then figuring out what's right by trial and error or asking someone who knows already. Lately though it seems that the norm is that nobody is ever wrong...about anything. Being wrong seems to be an alien concept to some people. It's not wrong, it's just the way they see it. It's just a different point of view. And while opinions don't always fall under right and wrong, many things do. Some things are just fundamentally wrong. Some things don't work no matter how hard you try to make them work. We are not infallible. We make mistakes. Sometimes we lose. And it's okay to be wrong. It's okay to come in second. It's what motivates us to be better. It's what makes us strive to broaden our knowledge and work hard so we won't finish second the next time. So that next time we won't have the wrong answer. Instead there seems to be this i

Operation "slv"
If you are reading this then you must have seen my ticker, or you are on my friends list. Congratulations! You're in! You are under NO obligation to participate. You don't GET anything for participating except my GRATITUDE and FRIENDSHIP, and maybe a salute if you're GOOD! (SFW of course, so don't even ask) My mission is simple ... level up ASAP! I am a former bouncer that left the site and is now in the process of returning. In order to return to bouncer status my level needs to be higher. That's pretty simple. In order to get leveled quickly I am attempting to bid for the spotlight. "SLV" stands for "Spotlight Virgin" hehehe, cute I know. I am nearly there, just need that extra little SHOVE over the edge. My wonderful friends and supporters have gotten me this far. My undying devotion to them is unimaginable. I seriously LOVE you guys and can't stop being so appreciative. If you want to help then you will become one of the few that I cherish and adore, if you don't that's compl

10 Odd Things
Cut-n-paste and repeat yourself. Don't fuss, DO IT!!TOP 10 "ODD" THINGS ABOUT YOU OR SOMETHING YOU HAVE DONE IN YOUR LIFE THAT DEFINES YOURSELF10. I contridict myself constantly.9. I am an exhibitionist....8. but actually hate my body.7. I have a cajun accent, but have learned to keep it out of my voice... most of the time6. love to go camping5. I love horror films. LOVE THEM4. I also love disney films... ARISTOCATS FOR THE WIN!3. I have had sex with 13 men... and 6 girls... 2. I have had more GIRLFRIENDS then boyfriends1. Have 2 or more types of indian blood in me... but you can only tell by my bone structure.. my skin is from my mom.. damn french woman :DYOUR TURN!This blog list is brought to you by that damn bird.

Assignment Time!!!
I'm kind of in a funk at the moment, but I have found a reason to live until this weekend. I am absolutely giddy over it, in fact. The Westboro Baptist Church is coming to Long Beach with their ridiculous signs and hateful language. I can't wait! It's time to break out the paints and make a poster of my own. Just to give you an idea of what a WBC protest looks like: San Francisco's Answer to WBC I thought my fubar friends would have some fun coming up with signs. Give me some ideas! Also...if you'd like to actively participate in the fun, here's the protest schedule for WBC: WBC Protest Schedule Hopefully those links work...if not...copy and paste: First link: http://laughingsquid.com/san-franciscos-answer-to-westboro-baptist-church/ Second link: http://www.godhatesfags.com/schedule.html

Sleepless
UHG! I went to sleep around 330ish, and started dreaming, and it would be no use to explain my dream because it had something to do with a music program I use..but it was one of those frustrating dreams where things dont make sense and you cant figure the problem out.. yeah. Well with all the stressful changes in my life right now, and being sick the last week Ive been sleeping during daytime hours and trying to stay awake to change my schedule back to something remotely human... good luck to that right...well i sleep for a few hours and wake up hungry... Grits and eggs, the cornerstone of any southern breakfast. YUM... well yesterday, for unknown reasons, I went to heat up a cup of coffee in the nuke machine, and when i went to get it, there was coffee all over the floor in front the microwave! It seems as though it boiled over inside with in 3 minutes. Im still scratching my nugget over this.. ha I still havent received an Unemployment check and money is really low. My refri

Wisdom....i Can Haz It?
I'm thinking about starting to look for another job, like one that I'm getting my degree in. Does anyone have any advice on how to go about looking for another job and keeping the one without burning bridges. This is such a sketchy area and in the past I've failed miserably with it. People who have managed to do this please tell me how you went about going to interviews and explaining to your perspective employer how you tell them you're not really telling your current employer yet. There has to be a certain tact applied here right?

Remembering Lyrics
I am listening to Eternal E, by Eazy E, and most of these songs i havent listened to in at least 15 years, and im amazed i still know all the words... and i cant remember what i had for lunch yesterday... Im bored

Gods Love....
Yea I knew God would get more views :P Aw freedom is conservative just blocked Me.. I am laughing so damn hard..hm friend told Me to blog about what happenBasically there was some guy in the mumm who called him "Bob" freedom said why did you call Me bob.. the guy said because that is your name .. unless you prefer robert.. and freedom said wrong .. so the guy said do you want me to post your name and address... freedom said IDC cause basically it will be wrongso the guy posted his name and address .. and I have a photographic memory so now know his full name and address anyway freedom deleted the comment and then blocked himso I was like LMAO @ cause the guy asked him and he said he did not care [giving permission] and the guy posted it.Aw freedom.. so I am wondering what should I do with his name and address?I was thinking of putting him on liberal mailing list since he hates liberals so much. I was also thinking of putting him on pro-choice list since he hates pro-choicers and thi

Moron :)
Sid: Well i really don't care about what you don't care about......in my world i don't call people morons have a nice day Suga Lips: I know what you stated and I really don't care. Most people are morons Sid: i never said you were...i was just stating that it's mean to call someone else a moron Suga Lips: I never said I was nice Sid: well some people are not blesssed wit much intelligence...and it's mean to call anyone a moron ...you just move on Suga Lips: I never said you said it. I was just stating that only a moron would think a simple question was a come on Sid: who said you were? that is far from what i meant...anyhow it's nice chatting with you..and see you around Suga Lips: I'm not a moron Sid: you might've thought it cause of my reply...who knows with online texting and no body language you could never be sure.. Suga Lips: I don't think you're hitting on me just because you asked about my status

Religious Conversion...
I am taking this time to tell all on My list that I am no longer a an Atheist. I have come to realize that there is a higher power out that and that it is more important than you or I.I now worship the great god Onan and am now an “Onanist” practicing the faith of Onanism. Onanism unlike most faiths are not about others though it is fun when others do take part in the faith. It is about self discovery and knowing ones self to the deepest emotional, mental and more importantly, physical level.It is not about judging others for what they do, but it is about what you like and what you choose as your focal point when it comes to times of meditation and getting in touch with yourself.Onanism is a very old belief, people have been practicing Onanism since their dawning, and for thousands of years many have practiced Onanism in conjunction with their organized faiths. Okay that is all for now, if you have any questions about Onanism you may ask them here in this blog. Onan Bles

Why Is He Ignoring Me
Me and my boyfriend broke up a month and a half ago. Since then I have not heard from him at all. I have tried to text him to see how he is doing and he ignores me. I have never begged him to take me back, nothing like that, just hi how are you doing that sort of thing. He told his mother what a great girl I am yet I am being ignored?? Anyone have some insight so I can understand this because I do not get it at all. He broke up with me telling me he needed to fix himself that he has a lot of issues. And he felt unhappy and if he was unhappy he can't make anyone else happy. That was the reason of the break up.

Timocalypse Now
There is nothing that will shatter your love of humanity quicker than a busy Tim Horton's drive thru. Tim Horton's drive thru's are a machine. They have to be because of the ridiculous amount of business they get. If you're in the drive thru you should know what you want. If you don't, you park your vehicle and go inside with the rest of the senior citizens. I mention these things so you can understand why I'm writing this, why I was a little frustrated this morning, and why the sounds of blaring car horns could be heard emanating from the corner of Pine Avenue and Hyde Park Boulevard. This message goes out to a special someone... You, middle aged white trash fat ass Italian princess...GET OFF YOUR FUCKING CELLPHONE!! You see the cars moving? That means you move too!!! Otherwise we have cars blocking the intersections in BOTH FUCKING DIRECTIONS!! I'm sure you can hear the cars honking, but I guess you assume it's about something other than you. You're far too busy talking w

What The Hell!?!?!?!?!?
ANTICHRIST 6662 hrsKLOVER LYNN IVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO HOLD A CHICK WITH A SATANIC NATURE. I BET ITS VERY BEAUTIFUL AND INCREDIBLE. THIS SITE IS MARVELOUS. I NEED AND WOULD LIKE IT IF U NUMBER ONE WOULD ACCEEPT ME AS A FRIEND AND SEND AS MANY DEVIL WORSHIPPERS TO ME THAT EXIST HERE AT FUBAR. ALTHOUGH YOUR ENOUGH FOR ME. I WOULD LIKE IT IF YOU WOULD MAKE IT A POINT TO STALK ME AND POISON ME WITH YOUR SATANIC VIEWS AND PITURES. I JUST FINISHED DOIN' 5yrs IN PRISON. THE ONLY THING I KNOW HOE TO DO IS WORSHIP THE DEVIL. PLEASE LET ME IN. POISON ME. IM ANTI. YOUR VENOM WONT HURT OR KILL ME.666 v ok yeah I see the potential to fuck with someone here..but I gotta say..this is the strangest damn friends add I have EVER gotten on Fu...and THAT is sayin alot

Just Time Out And A Lil Disgust..
Yea, it's time out time. Look, there's alot about me that people either just don't know or don't remember. There was a time when believe it or not, I chased rates! So to see myself red again kinda was cool and everyone has been great and it made my Happy Hour so much more fun last night but.. but you see it's already starting to wear on me. I'm -not- the person that spends all kinds of money on here, simply because I can't. Sure it's fun once in a while but real life things are more important. And my close friends and people that have crossed over to real life are as well and I hope they know that. Mind you I even buy my bling on sale ffs when I do! lol. I'm already getting bitched or sniped at for "this person in your family, that person this and that." So three days in I'm officially disgusted. So on the first day of famplifiers I was #9 for the day and didn't even know what the hell it was! How'd that happen you say? Gee, maybe because the people that were running them I was actual

Bloggity!
So, here's a new blog that has nothing to do with crucifying Christians, burning Mecca, hating on the haters, loving on the greenies, blocking your friends, kicking puppies, or smothering kittens! Except for the afore-mentioned examples of crucifying Christians, burning Mecca, hating on the haters, loving on the greenies, blocking your friends, kicking puppies, or smothering kittens. Now for the blog: So, here I am trying to think of something to write. Seriously, as you are reading this, at this very moment, I am typing this blog. "But," you say, "How can you be typing it at the same time I'm reading it?" Well, I'll tell you... You see, long ago, there was a princess who lived in a castle with a dragon. She lived far up in the tower and every evening, the dragon would fly up to the top of the tower and hump an open window. When he was finished, the princess would be soaked in marshmallow juices. But one day, some marshmallow juice found its way through the princess's stoma

Don't Want No Short D*ck Man....
It's too early to deal with these douches. My Chat Online Buddies (50+)ClearPop Out 6:20am reply juggalofir...: do little dicks make you laugh? 6:22am more To juggalofir...: yep. I point n everything 6:22am reply juggalofir...: mines 4inches is that big? 6:23am more To juggalofir...: um no. that's not very big 6:23am reply juggalofir...: is it tiny? 6:23am more To juggalofir...: it's pretty small. 6:24am reply juggalofir...: would u make fun of it 6:24am more To juggalofir...: without a doubt

Worst First Lines.... (some Nsfw)
Worst/Nastiest/Dumbest/Lamest 1st lines received by beautiful women on Fubar; I am writing this blog just for fun, so enjoy! ____________________________________________________________________ This blog was inspired by Kilala 911 Girlz (thanks Kilala!), one of the many beautiful sexy women on Fu. So, I asked some of the sexiest, most liked, and most popular women on Fu: “What’s the worst first line you’ve gotten?” Some of these first liners are hilarious, some are rude, some are JUST PLAIN SAD. When available, I included the replies given (which RAWK). Men of Fu, read carefully, and learn what NOT to say, PLEASE….! Saying things like these will get you blocked or in some "Futard" or "FuPervs" folder. =) From Kilala 911 Girlz: “hey sweetie how do you look topless?” “are you looking for master?” From jeanniejeanster: (Yup, that's me...) “You look like your pussy tastes like strawberries”

Picture Pages, Picture Pages...
So today a very nice lady was victimized by the picture-stealer troll. She made a salute on her cleavage for another member, and then found that salute on another girl's page, edited and passed off as hers. Now, once confronted, the other girl did remove the image, but the problem here is an ongoing one. What really is gained by stealing another members pictures? Is it really worth the drama? Or is that part of the purpose of doing it? Do you honestly think that no one will ever know? The site has the same dynamic of a small town. Everyone is interconnected, and it doesn't take long for the news to spread. Then, you will always walk around with the stigmata that you brought upon yourself. Is the little indiscretion really worth it? BE HONEST. It's not only bad form, but it's also bad karma. People tend to be very protective over their own stuff. It also leaves one to wonder if, in fact, any of your pictures are really you. Although with a little digging, and the resident fake

Are You There Margaret?
This new God mode bling has got people asking a lot of questions: What's the best way to get points off it? Why is it so freaking expensive? Why do people with God Mode say don't polish? Why do people with God Mode close their bomb folders? What if I am an atheist? Where can you get a good slice of organic cheese? As your Fu-guide, I figured it may be best if I tried to answer some of these questions with some actual information instead of just saying "I dunno, show me your tits" (Sorry about that Tom) So while I will incorporate this into my Point Whore Academy, let me give you some preliminary thoughts: As for the max points off the God Mode, it's a flat 10 million for you, no matter how you slice it. You have a week to do it, so even my cousin could get the max points off it, and well, that boy ain't right. Now, there are some variations to this, but let me get into that later. It's expensive because BabyJesus has an additiction, and let me tell you from personal ex

Just 'cause
Just wanted to say hi.... I feel so dirty...I've been paid to add people to my family....yelled at for giving someone points...been called every imaginable mean and dirty names...I though Goddess were supposed to be treated with respect hrm?

Code Pedro
Tomorrow I will get my orientation for the VA hospital. Last month I signed up to be a volunteer, and it takes a bit to actually start. They have to do a background check and some other things before they will let you come in. My check passed with flying colors, because on paper, I'm awesome too. I didn't get the recreation assignment which I listed as my first choice, nope, your boy Pedro is going to be in the ER. I can already see how its going to play out. Me: LIVE, DAMN YOU LIVE! Staff: Mr Awesomeo, that's a cpr doll. Me: Oh.... Me: LIVE, DAMN YOU LIVE! Staff: That's a houseplant. Me: Well it was looking a little brown. I don't have any actual medical duties, according to the guide book, I'll be filing, answering phones, delivering specimens to the lab, and maybe shuttling patients. Still, I am excited about it. It will give me a chance to help out, and who knows, maybe a blog or two. Plus, I get a totally cool vest to denote my volunteer status. I'm th

Photoshop Isnt Better Than Myspace Angles
i posted a blog before about another member who photoshops herself thinner...this one has improved a lot at making herself appear to have a jessica rabbit body :s men are really really stupid

The Blizzard Of Schwhaaaaa?!?!?
Local weathermen are a scourge on humanity. Now I know some of you from the mid-west to New England have had some really bad weather. I can only speak from my own experience. The build up to this massive storm could only be compared in context with the second (or first for our Jewish audience) coming of the messiah. For you atheists...pretend your favorite band is in town and you have backstage passes.It was biblical is what I’m saying.As a result, everyone, in spite of living here for a long time and knowing that two feet of snow here is a joke, went into full panic mode. People were rushing to the store buying up bread and milk and batteries like they were going to be snowed in for a week.Now I can understand being enthusiastic about your job, but you could see the gleam in the eye and the tent in the pants of just about every weatherman when they came on to talk about it. To tell us how big this storm is, how much snow will fall, how bad travel is going to be and how it

Maji Sayz....
1. Ever been compelled to fill out an asinine survey? 2. Ever tear the tag off of a mattress depsite risk of fine and/or imprisonment?3. Ever used an aeresol can other than directed (bonus cool points for as a flamethrower to kill a spider)4. Ever put in excess of 5 pringles in your mouth at once? 5. Ever been driving and kinda flinch because you dont remember part of the ride? 6. Ever sneezed in your hand, and then were immediately confronted by someone that wanted to shake? 7. What diversion did you create to get them to shake the other hand? 8. Ever been so drunk you ate all the individual components of a sandwich, but never actually made a sandwich? (ie-peice of bread, piece of meat, piece of cheese, squirt mustard in mouth)9. Not counting medical facilities or online...Whats the largest number of people that have seen you naked at once?10. What was the situation in question 9?11. Have you ever recycled a miss work excuse? And did anyone remember you already used that one? 12

Left Wing Loons Blaming The People That Live In The South For The Tornado Outbreak...
This is so outrageous I feel I had to share. Left wing lunatics and progressives, like Obama , with this global warming thing are now officially out of control. Now, according to several sources in the left wing press, they are actually blaming the southern states themselves for their own policies regarding climate change for the tornadoes that ravaged them in the past few days. So what they are saying in layman's terms is: You did it to yourself. I can't make this up, check it out here: http://thinkprogress.org/2011/04/28/tornado-global-warming/ I felt it so ridiculous I had to share. Remember this when you hit the ballot box in 2012 if you are in the areas effected by the severe weather. This is a new low for the left wing extreme progressive democrats dontcha think? ...god. Peace.

Emos Vs. Mumms
The MuMMs are probably one of the most popular spots on fubar. Mainly, because of the shock and awe of the comments. However, they seem to be rather "controversial." I use that term loosely, as this place pulls 45K people at best on a good day and it is at the bottom of the social media food chain. That being said, some people just can't let shit go and assume that because you comment (read: troll) on mumms that everything is said in a literal sense and is mean-spirited. The truth is it is 98% sarcasm. However, certain old, wrinkly, attention seeking individuals (read: hoars) cannot let things go and have to be Captain Save-A-Ho to all the emo, sensitive individuals (read: kunts) on here. :) This is not the first, nor the last of their kind, but most likely will end up with a death warrant from the grim reaper sooner than later. I'm not sure, if I should be discouraged here or not. Things to contemplate. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Saturday Update
Trish had a few good day She is handling the pain and things that are wrong with her ok, I am seeing more and more of her old self.I washed her hair for her Thursday , and she felt so much better . She wanted me to cut it off short, but no way will I do that !!!!!Don't get me wrong she is still in a lot of pain but she is coping, she still has no interest in food, but she been drinking lots of water and ginger ale and today she asked for a Timmy's coffee (which i couldn't get her because I would of had to of brough it from the outside in. (Chuck she said bite me when I gave her your message lol)They were going to move her on Friday if no fevers came back, and shes bitchy from being in bed, and so bored lol...(I love it) But hewr doctor wants her to stay where she is for the weekend and then instead of moving her to another room, they might send her back to our Hospital on Monday. That would be so great if they do :) I put a new profile picture up, when I told her about Karleigh cont

Me... Think About What You Know Before You Read This It Will Be A Bit Of A Shock...
Here is a bit of shit about me some of you may know this but i doubt that even half of you could even give a shit to know any of this... I am who I am... I am very unstable and very aggersive... I am capable of doing the unthinkable without a second thought... I could give if shit if you like me or not... I am very lovable and very compassionate... But I don't like when people play games with me... I have very few true friends and they have seen me at my best and at rock bottom... I am capable of snapping on anyone at anytime so don't fucking piss me off... I don't like to be pushed, so be careful... I dont like alot of people and i like even less... I have a strong attaction to the opposite sex but half of you aren't even worth my time because you fall into one of the catagories of people I hate... I hate people that are fake and people that think they are better than everyone else the most, next would be people who can't be by themselves, then would follow annoying people and possers

What Life Is All About
What Life is All About Life isn't about keeping score. It's not about how many friends you have. Or how accepted you are. Not about if you have plans this weekend or if you are alone. It isn't about who you're dating, who you used to date, or how many people you've dated, or if you haven't been with anyone at all. It isn't about who you have kissed. It's not about sex. It isn't about who your family is or how much money they have, or what kind of car you drive, or where you are sent to school. It's not about how beautiful or ugly you are, or what clothes you wear, what shoes you have on, or what kind of music you listen to. It's not about if your hair is blonde, red, black, or brown. Or if your skin is too light or too dark. Not about what grades you get, how smart you are, how smart everybody else thinks you are, or how smart standardized tests say you are. It's not about what clubs you're in or how good you are at "your" sport. It's not about representing

What I Find Rude!
I understand that cherry tap is all about meeting friends and what not. However it's also nice to level up and have your pics rated. I seem to keep adding people that are only interested in my NSFW pics. Hey that's cool and all, but I get no points for those rates and comments and that's the only ones you guys rate. I'm not saying all of you, but the majority of you yes! So I am locking them up and if ya want in them get to know me and rate my other pics. If ya think i'm a bitch for this...delete me! I don't need you as a friend. Go rent a porno! Thanks, Jackie

Caption It | Vol.1 | 003
RFB’s Bi-Weekly Photo Blog Caption It - Bi-Weekly it is! (Start sending in your pictures and I will feature them in a round of "Caption It") I will be doing these bi-weekly now so keep an eye out! The name of the game is “Caption It” and the rules are simple. 1. Check out this blog twice a week for a new photo and hysterical captions. 2. Comment with a caption of your own! You could caption the photo in general or “quote” the person/people in it. (rude, funny, gross, sarcastic, political etc… ANYTHING GOES!) I will be making this blog NSFW so post whatever you like. 3. Have fun!!! If I can get enough people into it I will start awarding gifts for the best caption every week as voted on by the blog participants.

9-11-2001 Never Forget
In memory of all the lives lost in the past and present since September 11, 2001. Please visit this profile and RIP picture for your default!! Spread the word; let's not forget. Sept. 11 pictures! CLick for pictures -->> HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN??? ©JÏÏTåñå~»§£ÅVE PRÌÑcE§§«~§@ fubar

Caption It | Vol.1 | 011
RFB’s Bi-Weekly Photo Blog Caption It - Bi-Weekly it is! I'm Back! Vacation was much needed and way too short. I hope you are all well. (Start sending in your pictures and I will feature them in a round of "Caption It") I will be doing these bi-weekly now so keep an eye out! The name of the game is “Caption It” and the rules are simple. 1. Check out this blog twice a week for a new photo and hysterical captions. 2. Comment with a caption of your own! You could caption the photo in general or “quote” the person/people in it. (rude, funny, gross, sarcastic, political etc… ANYTHING GOES!) I will be making this blog NSFW so post whatever you like. 3. Have fun!!! If I can get enough people into it I will start awarding gifts for the best caption every week as voted on by the blog participants.

Every Life....
Every life has a story and I wanna know yours... doesn't mean that I love you just that I'm... curious I'm' not the type to hang on to I've got my road to travel along It's all set in motion even when it's going all wrong... Satisfy this need I have in our moment of trust... the intimacy factor isn't played out its definatly a must... you're throbbing I feel it .. that sweet release heart pounding so hard and in your eyes for a time I see peace so much troubles, many daemons, you can't let go they feast on the reason you can't find anymore Your essence is addictive more than the scent that will trail behind flavor and taste just what I expected to have... just what I had in mind come let me take you for a moment or two into this circus of mine all your worries slip away as you slip into the warmth that you sought a home to place your burdens generally buried deep I ache for a piece of you crave the touch you'll give in the absence there will be when you've gone away th

Demon Crew Family~revised Membership Rules And Guidelines
IN ADDITION TO THE ABOVE RULES: 1. We are a BOMBING FAMILY, therefore, if you are not serious about bombing in contests, then there is no reason to join our family. 2. If you don't bomb in other members' contests, then don't expect others to bomb your contest. 3. If you are in a contest and don't bomb yourself,then other members will not bomb your contest. 4. You need to notifiy me BEFORE you enter a contest. That way, we can ensure that we have enough support to help you win your contest. 5. If you are in a contest BEFORE you join the family,you may not have complete family support in that contest. 6. If you are a new member and enter a contest within 30 days of joining the Family, you may not receive complete family support. 7. If you do not bomb in contests or rate other members pics and/or stash, then you may be removed from the Family. All current members and interested parties, please make sure you read and understand these rules and

A Man Named Dan
Due to the fact that I have had like 4 major nose bleeds in the last 5 days - my Smartass friend Deb felt like giving me a lil shit so this is how she did it. LOL - I have to say nobodys ever written poetry about or for me before - LMAO thanks Deb I feel special now!! Just remember paybacks a bitch! LMAO A Man Named Dan By: Deborah Boyd There once was a man Who's name was Dan He lived life with a nose bleed Until he was lead They lead him to the doctors And nurses and such In hopes to find a cure In hopes of so much He blamed others for this But they all knew for sure That the problem with Dan Was from not eating healthier So take my advice And follow the lead Don't end up like Dan With a nose bleed

Me Against Nature
I'm sort of known for being a bit of a tree hugger. I love nature and animals. I don't want to hurt anything. I will go out of my way to not step on an ant trail. I *heart* snails. I think snails are really cute, actually. So I'm a bit conflicted when one of those creepy crawlers comes inside my space. As much as I don't want to hurt them, I don't want to pick them up so I can take them outside either. I know most of them are not trying to hurt me. I know they're just being a bug. HOWEVER, they need to go be bugs outside where they belong. So after a little squealing and such, I gather up the courage to kill them. I feel bad, but that's just how it works. I just killed a bug. :(

Why, Spank You!
This game is now closed. Thank you for playing! Game F.A.Q. 1. Who can I spank? You may spank ANYONE on Fubar, with the exception of yellow staff, and anyone that refuses play. Those will be marked on the scoreboard, so that you know not to order for them again. 2. Can I order more than one at a time? Yes, you can order as many as you want, for as many people that you want. To keep it organized, please send the appropriate amount of fubucks with a list of how many spanks for each person. For example, if you send 5000 fubucks (enough for 10 spanks) you would say "5 to Dawn, User # 975528 and 5 to Cali4nialovin01, User # 884702." 3. How long does it take for them to receive them? That depends on a few things. First, it depends on your order. If it wasn't placed correctly and I have to reply for more information, it will add to the delay. In addition to this, it depends on the number of orders received, and my personal schedule. I'm a full-time student (graduating in Ma

Ode To Turkish Oil Wrestling.
I have never seen The L Word. Usually, if I haven't seen a show from the very first episode, especially if there's a solid storyline to it, I won't start watching from the middle. I didn't have Showtime up until a month ago. As such...I missed a couple of seasons of The L Word. For this show, I might make an exception to my rule. It is single-handedly responsible for my weekend rocking so hard. It brought me Turkish oil wrestling. I don't know why it's called that. I don't know what makes it Turkish. All I know, is that it was one of the hottest things I've seen in a long time. The event was at Girlbar. Already, this is exciting. Girlbar is the club where all the young, hot L.A. lesbians go. Definitely no flannel. I have yet to see a mullet. Really....just cute girls all over. It's fantastic. They set up the ring right in the middle of the dance floor. The match was between the ticket girl and one of the gogo dancers. The gogo dancer is cute, but I've had my eye on T

Nothing Like A Kick In The Ass
today i was told by the city i live in, that the house i rent is in violation of many codes and has been for about two years. since the landlord refuses to fix anything, it is now being deemed uninhabitable. me and the kids have 30 days to find a new place and move. im writing this because obviously i will be very busy and wont be around much. i will check in and try to return any messages etc. so while im away......hold the fort :P i will miss you all :)

Moving On
I just lost a very good friend due to my stupidity and actions In ReaL Life. I met him here And I now have verified the thought of it being impossible to have healthy relationships on here. Life was meant to live in person (for me at least). Tom, I am so sorry That I hurt you. Rob,Sher♥Greg,Violets,Mark,Drew you know where to find me. Sherry, Sher, Blondie,Illusion, Danielle, Beauty, Witchie, Peacey, Mac, Gaetano &Hearts; Yahoo me any time jadelotusre@yahoo and yes..another bites the dust

50 Odd Things
50 Odd ThingsTAKE THIS SURVEY! Take this survey 1. Do you like blue cheese? Nope 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? Nope 3. Do you own a gun? Nope, never will 4. What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic? Never been to a Sonic 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Not really, but I don't go often. When I do, I usually already know what's wrong. 6. What do you think of hot dogs? They're good with cheese and chili. 7. Favorite Christmas song? Christmas in Hell 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Nothing, usually 9. Can you do push ups? Yup 10. Why do you post surveys? Obligation 11. What is your favorite piece of jewelry? I don't wear much jewelry 12. Favorite hobby? Internetz.... or gaming 13. Are your toes painted? I think I have residual on one of my big toes. 14. Do you have A.D.D.? Probably 15. What is one trait that you hate about yourself? Procrastination 16. Middle name? Michelle 17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment My feet hurt, I c

I Had A Weekend Too!
There are a few things I will take away from this weekend: 1. Being dyslexic is not as easy as it looks. Not that it looks easy ever. I went to a literacy conference on Saturday during the day, and one of the classes I took was "Walking in the Shoes of a Dyslexic". It was a series of excersises designed to emphasize the difficulties a dyslexic person has while trying to learn. It was eye-opening. I felt like I didn't have enough time to complete anything, I was second-guessing myself...I felt stupid. I also realized that I was so focused on just trying to get something complete...the process...that I had no idea what was going on beyond that. So as I was reading, I wasn't absorbing the material...certainly wasn't critically analyzing it...FOR SURE couldn't answer any questions about it later. So...I have new-found respect for people that work with dyslexics and are able to get results. We don't have a lot of material geared towards helping people with that particular disab

Freaky Friday Auction!! Enter If You Dare
You have now entered into a strange new place. Odd things are happening and unexplainable things will occur. Bidding will be held in here. Here is what ya get. 300 11s on your page Friday-Sunday Sticky Pimpout Control Over My Name Slot Friday-Sunday Control Over My Default Pic Friday-Sunday Age, Location and Sex Will Be Changed To Yours Who Wouldnt Want The Braggin Rights Of #30 Prophet Let's Have Fun With This!! Chuckii won my page for three days with a bid of: 7 day blast 2 million fubucks bling pack 1 ticker okay people chuckii is chuckii wonder woman is chuckii superman is wonder woman hopigalerin is superman forest is hopigalerin Lauren is Forest lol yes we are a bunch of mixed up fu's

New Contest Now Posted!
MY COKE REWARDS® Male, Old North Syracuse, NYANOTHER CONTEST HAS BEGUN!RULES:1) THIS CONTEST WILL BE FOR ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:MY COKE REWARDSPEPSI STUFFMILLER HIGH LIFE EXTRASDR PEPPER IJ4 PROMOTIONMT DEW OLD SCHOOL NEW SCHOOLIF UNSURE ON WHERE TO FIND THESE CODES, CHECK OUT A COUPLE OF OTHER BLOG POSTINGS I HAVE POSTED.2) THERE WILL BE FOUR PRIZES TO CHOOSE FROM:A)50 FREE DOWNLOADS FROM UNIVERSAL MUSIC & AMPLIFIED.COM(Value $49.50)B)ONE FREE LARGE ONE TOPPING PIZZA FROM PAPA JOHN'S(Value $14.50)C)$25,000 FUBUCKSOR D)500 MOUNTAIN DEW OLD SCHOOL OR NEW CODESTHE WINNER, WHO SENDS THE MOST CODES, WILL CHOOSE ONE OF THE FOUR PRIZES. THE SECOND PLACE PERSON WILL CHOOSE FROM THE REMAINING THREE PRIZES. THE THIRD PLACE PERSON WILL CHOOSE FROM THE REMAINING TWO PRIZES. AND THE FOURTH PLACE PERSON WILL RECEIVE THE FINAL REMAINING PRIZE.

Legs
So yesterday i mentioned something about the Sally Hanson hair removal spray.. welp.. the aftermath... i ended up with blisters... a lot of them burst... leaving sores all over my legs... itchy too.. my skin feels sun-burnt and it is really annoying...

Kittified By Misfit
I realized today that I wasn't being a good kitteh. This chicky will have you meowing in minutes.She's teh best lion tamer ever!Stop by her page, rate her, drop her drink, and thank her for being teh awesome. misfit@ fubar Go show her some love!Go, now, go!

Sytycd Finale
Going into the Finale last night I really thought it was a two horse race so to speak. I thought Josh and Katee were well ahead of Twitch and Courtney. I really thought that the Foxtrot was going to kill any chance Twitch had at all. So onto last night, I thought it was a really good show. The first number was the Hip Hop with Twitch and Courtney. I thought it was pretty good. Not outstanding but pretty good. I think it kept both of them about where they were in the pecking order. Next was the Wade routine by Katee and Josh. I thought it was masterful. Those two really dance together better then any couple I've ever seen on the show. For me it was the best routine of the night. I can't remember the order but I thought the girls danced together next. The judges seemed to think that Katee was a fair bit better then Courtney in this routine but I thought Courtney held her own. Still, Katee was fantastic as always. Next was the Russian dance routine with Twitch and Joshua which was

Week 1 Schedule
Here is the schedule for next week's games. FUBAR FOOTBALL POOL Thurs. Sept 4th Redskins AT Giants Sun. Sept 7th Lions AT Falcons Bengals AT Ravens Seahawks AT Bills Jets AT Dolphins Chiefs AT Patriots Bucs AT Saints Rams AT Eagles Texans AT Steelers Jaguars AT Titans Cowboys AT Browns Panthers AT Chargers Cardinals AT 49ers Bears AT Colts Mon. Sept 8th Vikings AT Packers Broncos AT Raiders In the case of a tie, for the last game ie. Oakland and Denver .. place your bet for total score for that last game. Send your picks and fubucks to me in a private message.. not in the blog. GOOD LUCK ALL!

~what Is A Blog?~
So yea...being that I'm still pretty new to all this shit, I was bored, and did a little research last night. What is a Blog? A blog (a contraction of the term "Web log") is a Web site, usually maintained by an individual,[citation needed] with regular entries of commentary, descriptions of events, or other material such as graphics or video. Entries are commonly displayed in reverse-chronological order. "Blog" can also be used as a verb, meaning to maintain or add content to a blog. Many blogs provide commentary or news on a particular subject; others function as more personal online diaries. A typical blog combines text, images, and links to other blogs, Web pages, and other media related to its topic. The ability for readers to leave comments in an interactive format is an important part of many blogs. Most blogs are primarily textual, although some focus on art (artlog), photographs (photoblog), sketches (sketchblog), videos (vlog), music (MP3 blog), audio (podcasting), wh

Crush
So i ask the nurse to bring me some pop when she came today. Dad and Mom left town, and well i can get my own yet. She brings me this stuff... I was like, what the fuck.... I'm 38 yanoo. BUT OMFG.... this stuff rocks. Yummy..... To make this a mumm. Am i a kid stuck in a 38 year old body or have i forgotten all the cool stuff i liked as a kid? Cheers peeps

Week 7 Schedule
As always.. need your picks by Friday guys. Good luck. Sunday, Oct 19th SAN DIEGO @ BUFFALO NEW ORLEANS @ CAROLINA MINNESOTA @ CHICAGO PITTSBURGH @ CINCINNATTI TENNESSEE @ KANSAS CITY BALTIMORE @ MIAMI SAN FRAN @ NEW YORK GIANTS DALLAS @ ST. LOUIS DETROIT @ HOUSTON INDIANAPOLIS @ GREEN BAY NEW YORK JETS @ OAKLAND CLEVELAND @ WASHINGTON SEATTLE @ TAMPA BAY Monday, Oct 20th DENVER @ NEW ENGLAND BYES: ARIZONA, ATLANTA, JACKSONVILLE, AND PHILLY.

New Rules For Dod
Ok here it is plain an simple...we have had DOD since the beging of the revolution an its been a good thing for the family members but it has been brought to attention that a LOT of members are not rating on a daily basis so what we are gonna do is First you must come to DOD blog an leave a comment that you are there an on your way to rate then the dod for the day will be able to see the people that have rated them by coming to the blog an seeing the comments..an also by looking at their pics...so to be eligible for DOD for the following day you must be active on the DOD!!! It is understandable that some days ya just dont have time an cant do it ..we all have lives.. But to be eligable this is what needs to be done! So from now on the DOD at the end of the day has to go to the blog an pic the DOD for the next day from the list of members that have left a comments saying they are rating that day..Second an no less important you must rate a least 100 pics! it only takes 5 minutes to d

Nailed It!
I went to my first audition today. (I hate the term “audition.” It sounds so “yes, I’ll eat Top Ramen and wait tables until I make it big.”) After years of hearing people suggest it to me, I finally did something about it; I took a class, took the suggestions of my professor, mixed my delivery and recorded the material for my demo CD (still in the process of being edited). Last week, I took another suggestion. “Here. Respond to the ad. Call the number on the city’s flyer,” a friend said. I called. I backed out after being told I was one of hundreds of respondents. I took another suggestion. “Come anyway,” she said, “I have a feeling we’ll use you.” “We?” I asked. “I,” she said. “The auditions are to be fair. I make the decision and I think I just did.” I took the suggestion and came anyway. I went to my first audition today. “Take one,” she said. “5, 4, 3, *, *” I smiled for warmth, kept my mouth open for enunciation and let ‘er rip. After the fi

Kinky, Who Me?
You Are 90% Kinky If you've heard of it, you've tried it. You're that kinky. You're open to any and all sexual experiences, as long as they're safe. You see the bedroom as the primary place for all your adventures. But that's not to say that the bedroom is the only place you get kinky! Are You Kinky?

How Sexually Powerful Are You?
What sexual morals??? You Are Extremely Sexually Powerful Your sexual power is obvious - you don't do anything to hide your sexuality. In fact, if there's such a thing as a person with too much sexual power, it's you. Your life and thoughts are dominated by sex. And while it's good to be sexually liberated, you're starting to have a one track mind. You don't always have to use your sexual power. There's more to human interaction than getting naked! Are You Sexually Powerful?

If I Didnt Have Bad Luck I Wouldnt Have Any Luck At All
Hello friends, im sure your all tired of hearing about my problems but because i made a mumm a couple nights ago and had some of ya'll worried id figured id give ya another update. My mumm was about complications i was having since coming home such as excessive drainage and extreme loss of blood as well as very high fever nausea and a slight odor coming from the surgical sight. I was very worried about infection but im happy to say as of right now that isnt a worry. So you dont all think im stupid i did call the 24 hr emergency line before making my mumm and the nurse basically told me all this was normal and going to the ER would be silly due to the fact it was Christmas eve. Im aware this nurse was just being a lazy cunt and needs to be fired, im in the process of making a complaint. However allow me to remind you the hospital i had my surgery and stay is over an hr away and so id be going to the local ER. Ok that said i did take Seamus's advice and had a very early Christmas with

The Cia Goes Blue
this just goes to show how important sex is to all the world: i'm forced to watch foxnews all day at work. According to their sources, the cia is now giving viagra to afghan warlords in trade for intelligence information. go blue.

So Tll Me Your Plans For 2009...and Dont Be Shy..lol
So since I'm bored as shit , I wanna know what is everyone's New Year's resolution for 2009...and be honest...lol. You dont have to answer if you dont want, and I really could give a shit...lol. . Now please hooooollllaaa back people..lol

Mummblog
I been thinkin... what do you do with gossip? Do you repeat he said she said stuff? when someone that you know of, runs their mouth off about your friends to other friends and you hear about it...do you tell the friends? i mean..im tryin to figure out what constitutes spreading gossip and stirring up drama vs. being a loyal friend and telling your friends what you've heard that is being said about them? there are fuckin people here who think they know everything and run their mouths about me too, trust me..i know it, they dont think i hear about it, they dont think i find out about it..but i do. Im just loyal to my sources and never let on that i know. Cant say i dont love knowing who to stay away from on here. :P These people or actually this person means ziltch to me especially since ive known for a long time just HOW they are just by watching their hypocrisy. but i never say shit, i just move along like i dont know...because they dont mean anything to me anyways s

Shopping
Today I went out shopping. I bought jeans and blah blah blah What I really want is this.. It's DISNEY PRINCESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I saw this at Target. Only $41.98. Oh. Emm. Gee! The only think that sucks is that Pocahontas isn't there. /sigh ♥

Hmmm
i been good with my pics in the mumms forever, ya know? and ppl been posting outragous, sexually graphic crap all day.. i post one.. ONE semi-naughty pic with a little skin and plastic showing, and WHAM... singled out.. i hate egotistical bouncers.. just cuz i won't kiss her ass, lick her crack or whatnot.. wtf??

Well, At Least He Wasn't A Pervert =/
It started in a MuMM...he wouldn't approve my comment but sure came to my shout box. In my comment I'd asked, in a sarcastic tone.."you're a male and your name is Jen?". Here's what followed.~~JEN~~420: i m sorry repost if u like ->~~JEN~~420: I'm not calling you anything. You won't even accept my comment on your MuMM. ~~JEN~~420: my name has not concern here.... u can call me juice if u like ->~~JEN~~420: I know your name has numbers on it, I'm not stupid..but seriously...Jen? What's your real name? ~~JEN~~420: i male...screenname is Jen420...I'm not even going back to post my original comment..the moment has passed. Ugh. And really, Juice???

Clue...
i find it to be a little underrated as far as movies go... Are there any movies out like this now? I've seen Murder by Death. But they just don't make movies like this anymore (at least in the theaters) Wadsworth: The game's up, Scarlet. There are no more bullets left in that gun. Miss Scarlet: Oh come on, you don't think I'm going to fall for that old trick. Wadsworth: It's not a trick. There was one shot at Mr. Boddy in the study, two at the chandelier, two at the lounge door, and one at the singing telegram. Miss Scarlet: That's not six. Wadsworth: One plus two plus two plus one. Miss Scarlet: Uh-uh. There was only one shot that got the chandelier, so that's one plus two plus ONE plus one. Wadsworth: Even if you were right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus two plus one plus one. Miss Scarlet: Okay, fine. One plus two plus one...SHUT UP! Point is, there's one bullet left in this gun, and guess who's going to get it!

Fubar Challenge For Men! (results!)
So I've come to realize that most men on Fubar are incapable of holding conversations with women here. It's extremely rare for me to be able to hold an actual conversation with men on here. At least not without: bringing up how I look what they'd like to do to me asking for my messenger screen name (or giving me theirs) asking for my phone number (or giving me theirs) asking and/or implying about seeing my private photos hitting on me trying to flirt with me mentioning something sexual trying to meet up with me cyber with me view my cam or get me to view theirs terms of endearment like baby, babe, honey, hun, sweetie, sweetheart, sexy, hottie, beautiful, gorgeous, so on and so forth. etc etc etc So here's the challenge: Starting tomorrow (Monday 2/23/2009) you all have a week to prove to me you can actually hold a conversation (without doing anything listed above). ALL conversations are to be held in PRIVATE MESSAGES back and forth between us. The man that can keep the

Birthday Coming Up'ns...
I noticed that there are quite a few Birthdays coming up...including mine Pisces Rock!.....just saying Just wanted to say that I hope I get as much love as I have seen and been a part of, past B-days of certain kick ass friends. I'm not going to ask for anything specific like alot of people, all I care about is just being thought of and such....even though it is just a stupid site (j/k Jesus , it still means alot when people acknowledge you and send you love...which ever way it may be. ......Just saying

Threesome
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Sherry 2. Sherry Boo 3. Boo Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Secretary 2. Babysitter 3. Promoter Three Places I have lived 1. Kentucky 2. Georgia 3. Back to Kentucky Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Dexter 2. House Hunters 3. The Tudors Three places I have been 1. Alaska 2. Canada 3. Mexico Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. My nephew Jason 2. Candice 3. Lyndsay Three of my favorite foods 1. Fresh tomatoes 2. Chicken taco salad 3. Baked potato Three things I would like to do 1. Travel more 2. Get a new car 3. Spend more time with my friend Erica Three friends I think will respond 1. Crystal 2. Tawny {if she is around} 3. Ash won't.

Put Me On A Leash N Call It A Day
Well friends woe is me as i sit here in the worst pain i think ive felt in a long time. Just as things start to look pretty damn good as far as my ankle goes my clutzy self just had to mess that up. About 1am this morning i had let the dogs out and as i was letting them back in i tripped over the leash and fell directly on top of my daughter's scooter back first. As i hit the scooter i could hear my back cracking and it knocked the wind out of me, so i think i must have layed on the ground in shock about half an hour before i could even move. My back is throbbing and it hurts to walk or even bend over and its like it radiates around to the front of my kidneys. I literally had to cry myself to sleep as it hurts to even breathe. Today is even worse, my entire body feels like its been run over by a mack truck. I called my doctor and they cant get me in until the morning and i refuse to go sit for hours in the emergency room so looks like ill be crying mlf to sleep again tonight. I really

Ok, So I Am Bored.
The Chocolate Oracle Says You're Mellow You are sweet, mellow, and easily satisfied. You don't like anything too intense and dramatic. Deep down, you're a kid at heart... and you're nostalgic for the past. You are down to earth and lovable. A true friend, you're very tolerant and understanding. In fact, your friends' biggest problem is that they don't like each other! You love to be the center of attention. You enjoy entertaining your friends. You feel lost when no one is interested in you... You're too interesting to be ignored. The Chocolate Oracle

Weird Guy Or Just.....
so we took the kids bowling yesterday, and ritchie ended up slipping nd smacking his nose on the ball return, rocky loaded up the other kids and left them with dee at the house while i was trying to get his nose to stop bleeding. there was a guy there, i dont know if he worked there or not that came over and helped me calm him down and clean him up, nice enough right? well i check my myspace this morning, and he has sent me a friend request, i never told him my name, and it kina weirded me out. am i just paranoid, cause i have had creepy stalker guy for a year or its just a small town and he might know me from somewhere?

Imposter Alert!! Snakes And Wookies
User Profile: http://www.fubar.com/user/2310968 User Profile: http://www.fubar.com/user/2117960 BTW Red Serpent has a happy hour later...hmmm wonder who bought it... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Update: This was just sent my way: It's been brought to my attention that this account was froze which is why the red serpent account was created. User Profile: http://www.fubar.com/user/2022866 I couldn't resist I HAD to add these fake salutes that Mr. Harley had in his photo albums of red serpent ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Update: Then he blocks me so I can't respond...Interesting HÃRLÊÝBÊHÃ...: ahhh the wonders of the ole block list lmao HÃRLÊÝBÊHÃ...: so please go snoop somewhere else ok inspector HÃRLÊÝBÊHÃ...: and has bought many of our friends happy hours and bling packs HÃRLÊÝBÊHÃ...: no not sexy wookie another friend princess snow water HÃRLÊÝ

Finally, Some Good News!
After months and months and months and months of disappointments in different areas of my life FINALLY a bright spot has emerged. I have a job interview tomorrow It's at a local veterinarian office. They are doing what they call a "working" interview. I will actually be put in the back helping the other vet techs. I haven't worked since December of 2007 so this is like a really big deal for me. Keep your fingers crossed, keep me in your thoughts and if you pray throw my name in there too! ♥ you all

And Now, Deep Thoughts By.....
Yeah, nothing deep around here...I'm a shallow biznitch like the rest. Apparently I have time traveled back to age 14 and restarted having a terrible complexion...Wtf?! I'm 26, and suddenly have a pizza face. I take the shortest fu-cations ever. My life is so vapidly empty that I literally need Fubar for entertainment. It most certainly makes me sad, but it beats folding more laundry. Texas trip...T-5 days and counting...I'm stoked. Its been in the 80's down there now for a week. I can't wait to drive through the base and see all the hot soldiers doing PT *drools* I'm also uber excited to eat at Popeye's again. Don't ya just love being tricked into a blog only to read crap that means absolutely nothing to anyone else?

Ummm Wtf ???
Ummm ... I don't quite know what to say. But some people need to get a check on reality. And the fact that ... SHIT HAPPENS. ->: Lord God .. you need help. I explained what happened. You are high maintenance. I talked to you on here : 5 seconds?...you didn't even answer my last 2 texts when i asked how your easter weekend was....you are just fucking rude.....anyway, im off to reality, have fun on here...cya ->: I meant off my page idiot. you have serious attitudinal problems. Simply because I haven't returned your texts in 5 seconds. As I said my phone was suspended, that is why i didn't respond. Go get yourself checked. And keep off my fubar page and all else. : Lol....I'm like 4000km away.....I'm keeping my distance. ->: well you need to piss off and stick your grapevine up your ass. Idiot .. now eff off and keep the hell away from me. I am not joking. : I just heard it in the grapevine....and don't tell me to fuck off....or i will cock slap yo

Saturday Night's Alright
Another weekend, another concert set... At least I didn't go alone...my brother needed a night out, so we hit the road together. Honestly, we went just to be doing something. I'd never heard of any of the bands playing and from their myspace songs, I didn't think I'd end up staying the entire night, but i was, for the first time ever in my life, wrong..... Floyd's Music Store is basically a hole in the wall venue in a multiple college town. Lots of youth...lots of drinking, lots of partying in Tallahassee, Florida. Not that I would know or anything. You walk down a set of steep concrete steps to actually get down into the bar. Underground... There's a bar along the back wall which runs parallel to the stage. To get to the stage you actually have to venture down more steps into the pit area. With the right rip in a guy's jeans...especially if he's going commando, you can see all he's got--surprising but true. That's how tall the actual stage is... I've been going to this place since I

Delusion Vs Logic
Let's look at this hypothetical scenario involving each of these people individually:1) A Ghost/Spirit Enthusiast2) An Alien Enthusiast3) A Religious person, believing in gods/angels and devils/demons4) A Person who thinks super-intelligent insects have a plot to takeover the world5) An AtheistOK. Let's say this scenario happens to each of these people individually.This Person has an antique wine glass sitting on the counter under the cabinet, up against the wall, far away from the edge of the counter.He/she wakes up and the glass is shattered all over the floor.This Person lives alone and nobody was in the house during the time that it could've been shattered.Now How Would Each Person Explain How This Happened?IMO:1) A Ghost Did It!2) It was the Aliens!3) It was either God Testing Us, or an Angry Demon!4) THE BUGS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD ONE WINE GLASS AT A TIME!5) I do not understand how this could've happened, I can come to no conclusions until I investigate more. How would you r

So...
I was thinking today... I've seen an awful lot of people around here who's member numbers are up in the high 2 millions whining because it takes so long to get to godfather. Ya know, I was here nearly 2 years before making it to godfather...and I only made it because bling was introduced about that time....Vixen and I blew a shit ton of money one day to get each other leveled. I feel like my grandparents, but sheesh...you used to actually have to work to get anywhere around here...I'm sick of these newbies whining because ZOMG! I'm not an oracle and I've been here 2 whole months!

Philemon
I'm not exactly sure what to write in this. I'm sure some people are thinking I'm going to be talking so bad about Tom. I'm not. But like I said....a lot about me has changed. I guess the time away from here helped. I'm thinking maybe I should take the break every so often and clear my head. Anyway, back to the actual blog. I've had a lot of time to think about everything that happened between me and him. While it ended pretty rough, while we were together...it was pretty good. Now let me clear this up before anyone assumes anything...NO, I'm not making this in some attempt to get back with him. I just think the last blog I wrote was pretty damn mean. Yes it was what I was thinking at that exact moment..but still. I should have been a bigger person and just moved on. Instead, I wrote some pretty mean things. Granted, they were all true..but I should NOT had made it a public blog involving mutual friends. That was really low of me. At the time..I needed to vent and all I can do is ho

Leap Frog..maybe
Not sure if this will work. The HTML on this is too tricky now. Anyway, this is suppose to be a 2nd grade computer test in China, which is to be completed in 2 minutes or less. I'm thinking they are pretty smart, or I just suck really bad. Click here to play it

People Piss Me Off.
I'm back one day and I'm already getting pissed off in the MuMMs. I make a very good point and my comment gets deleted. Someone replies to it, that gets deleted. I ask her if she's a deleter, and THAT gets deleted. Good thing I didn't tell her I think she needs to keep her whore legs together and that when her kids grow up they are going to be ashamed of her.

Response To 'drama And Shit'
I'm shocked, that you'd tell boldface lies - no wait, no I'm not. Telling me how you could never be with him because of his teeth, how you'd never be able to look at his bald spot, and gagging when I showed you his salute to LaLa... but go ahead, deny it, idgaf. It just proves to me who you really are, nothing more than a user and a fake. I was good enough when you weren't online, to talk to till 3am, to cry to when your Mom was sick, but you get back online and you're a different person. Sickening. Here, just for you: 1. I didn't say he was bald, fat, toothless, or gross. You gagged at his salute to LaLa. I have the screenshot if you'd like it. You said you could never be with him because of his bald spot and the fact that he barely has any teeth, which you noticed looking at one of his pics closely, you even mentioned the pic, but I don't remember which it was. That was on the phone, so I can't screenshot that. :| 2. I never said I believed any of the stuff that was goin

Dog Show
I have a burger and sangria hangover today. I still had things to do so around 4 pm I disconected my self from the interent and headed off into the real world. I stopped off at the apartment office to drop off my rent check and to see If my Baxter whoring paid off. The blonde lady that seems to know everything was not in. I asked the brunette lady who had won the competition but she just said she didn't know. I don't think she knows much of anything but I also think she might play dumb alot so people won't expect much of her. That's what I would do if I were her. I glanced over the competition while I was there. A couple of other dogs, all small and for the most part not as cute as Baxter. There was also a bird. Pfft. Birds. I know the guy who owns the bird. He works at the circle K where I sometimes buy my cigs. Whenever I go in there we don't act like we know each other. I don't like chatting with people when I am trying to buy cigarettes. I just want my drugs and to be on my way.

Not Cut Out For This...yet
So I'm trying to get a bit more exercise in after slacking off for a bit too long. Played football on sunday for 4 hours, badminton for an hour yesterday, football for an hour today, and football hopefully again tomorrow for an hour or so. Now, the problem lies in my muscles, my groin is still playing up from Sunday, obviously the running around since then hasn't helped, but still. Badminton was ridiculously hard work due to not playing for over a month, was a really good game though (even if I did lose). My right shoulder and the muscle from my wrist to my elbow just weren't happy today though. Hopefully this should stop though after I'm in my routine again for a few weeks.

I Have The Best Mom
I got this from my MOM she's the best. HAPPY 39th !BIRTHDAY TO MY BEAUTIFUL VICKI! ON FRIDAY, JUNE 5TH @ 6:52 am, I GAVE BIRTH TO A BEAUTIFUL BABY GIRL. AND WE NAMED YOU VICKI JEANNE. HERE IS A BEAUTIFUL STORY THAT IS VERY VERY TOUCHING. I'VE HAD IT FOR YEARS AND JUST RAN ACROSS IT AND I WANTED TO SHARE WITH YOU!! TO MY GROWN-UP DAUGHTER My hands were busy through the day. I didn't have much time to play The little games you asked me to, I didn't have much time for you. I'd wash your clothes; I'd sew and cook, But when you'd bring your picture book And ask me, please, to share your fun, I'd say, "A little later, hon." I'd tuck you in all safe at night, And hear your prayers, turn out the light, Then tiptoe softly to the door, I wish I'd stayed a minute more. For life is short, and years rush past, A little girl grows up so fast, No longer

Amy's Rant For Today
I'm going to rant. You're going to think I'm a bitch. Oh well. I'm sick and damn tired of trying to reach out to friends and be kind just to get ignored or disrespected in return. If someone is kind enough to be concerned for your well being then don't be a total douchebag to them. This goes for online and offline friendships. I'm sick and damn tired of the woe is me people. They think it's the end of the world when one little thing goes wrong. I can bet you that 9.9 chances out of 10 I can find at least one person who has it rougher than you. So get over it, move on, and become a better person because of it. Yes, you have permission to quote this to me when I start to get emo about things. I'm sick and damn tired of people lying to me about the most petty things. I was NOT born yesterday. I can see you change your status, leave people comments, and other things. So don't lie to me and tell me you weren't online or you weren't sitting at your computer when I sent the SB message or

Revelations
I learned a few things about myself today... 1. When I burn on my arm, and it peels, it takes forever to actually finish. Each layer of skin I peel off, comes off in very small pieces. It sucks =/ 2. I'm "in love". [shrug] Also, I have no plans for tomorrow. It's Sunday. I can't go out late, the boys will be home. So IF I do anything, it will have to be early. Ugh. I'll probably just be on here, lol.

Whatev!
Goober Chi...: was just having fun but i guess you're too much of a cunt for that. ->Goober Chi...: my status is perfectly innocent...you took it upon yourself to be a pervert. Goober Chi...: you brought it on with your status. ->Goober Chi...: you really have no right to ask someone you don't know that question. Goober Chi...: sorry? just making conversation. just forget i said anything to you. ->Goober Chi...: why the fuck is it any of your business? Goober Chi...: a nice long tongue? Goober Chi...: really? just curious wha gets you wet ->Goober Chi...: wow really? Goober Chi...: WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO GET THOSE PANTS MOIST? from the bottom up...

Life Is Good, So Far Today At Least
just got done trimming some low hanging branches in the back yard. got out the leaf blower, cleaned off patio and hosed it down. was sitting smoking a bowl and a lizard jumped out of tree and landed on table dark grey head, green belly and silvery bluish back. have never seen one like that before. just sat there while i smoked then scurried away

Dumb People, Cons, Fakes And Why Some People Are Numbers...
..well well well, it most certainly has been a long time since I’ve done anything like this, that’s for sure…. …I guess that’s what a lot of you come here for , or came here for, or send fake drone accounts in here to view (why I dunno) or told your friends about over the course of time, or whatever. Or agree, or disagree or whatever the case may be…. …there’s a lot goin on here these days, tons of new levels which actually force people to interact with each other, wow the novelty! That’s definitely a step in the right direction, some may disagree, but that’s usual around these parts. Half the time I’m lucky I remember what level I am at all, points were just, really never my thing on here….After all, a 350,000,000 fubuck spotlight does lend toward the extreme end of the circle now doesn’t it?….but like always this place ebbs and flows and like a good filter, the trash usually finds a way to slip through the crac

Confessions Of A Submissive In The Making
So I was going to talk about my obsession with the deep sea tonight but I got side tracked. I just downloaded a bunch of music featured in Abby's lab on NCIS (love that broad, btw) and it brought me back to some of my... uhhhh... kinkier nights. I thought I'd share. Anyone here ever actually been to a sex club? Apparently Seattle is a pretty prime place for sex-positive culture. Very open, very experimental, and safe. {Side Note, new obsession = Android Lust. Enjoy listening while you read...} I've always had a dark side to me and it most definitely makes itself known in the bedroom. BDSM is what makes me tick. Control. Power struggles. Destroying someone. Being destroyed. All of it is hot. It makes sense with who I am, but I won't get into the psychology of it. That's for another time, maybe. The point is, I met someone that opened my eyes. Took my hand {or say, neck, by leash and collar?} and walked me into one of Seattle's BDSM sex clubs, turning years

Pondering
So walking past a tattoo parlour twice or more a week has got me to thinking about getting one done. This is purely still a thought at this point, but I've been thinking of the getting the pic below on the back of my left shoulder. Any thoughts? And obviously just the bird...

Random Thoughts From The Brain Of Lippy...
I know, kinda scary, me thinking :P Happy Lippy is back! :) I am grateful for my friends and those that I call my sisters. Even if I don't talk to all of you everyday, I want you to know that I do care. I got warm fuzzies just knowing who cared. I am gonna keep ya'all in my pocket for safe keeping. I have redone my family and will start removing dead weight 'friends' soon. I have learned quite a bit about myself this week. I really don't like to be cunty but I am good at it. Some of you helped me and you didnt even know it. Thank you. Monday should have been a really shitty day for me and it wasnt. For those of you that kept me busy Sunday and Monday talking on here, yahoo and with texts, thank you. I truly cant say thank you enough. It made going to visit my dads grave a little easier for me. For the one that kept me up one nite, for the whole nite this past week, words can never express my gratitude. I didnt spend the day dwelling on painful things. Btw, the new Ir

Point Whorasuarus
I got these 11's from Crazy Cracker (he is awesome btw) way back when I was in an auction. I think I am going to run them around 1 pm FU time tomorrow. I plan on whoring it up big time because i am about 2 mil from leveling. This is me asking for all your FU love and attention. If you can pull any favors for me I would absoultely love you. That good kind of unconditional love that makes you feel all warm inside. But I guess it's not unconditional because I expect you to do something for it. so nevermind I take back the unconditional part. But I still would like your help if you can spare it. The usual stuff ...yanno... rates, bling, pimp outs, threatening to block your friends if they don't help out, blasts and tickers. I heart you all kinda sorta. Muah!

Random Thoughts...
I painted the entire 300 sf room with vaulted ceilings by myself yesterday because J is a lazy asshole I am a hurtin bitch today I want to blow up the comcast bulding...one of their assholes rang my doorbell at 7:15 am this moring wanting to get in my back yard wtf I made over 700 in tips for working Oktoberfest that goes to the squadron xmas party...it better be fucking nice is all I have to say I wanna go back to bed but the kids are outta school today it is sleeting and cold and yucky here

Stupid Haircut
last night I was reading in bed about 2 am. I heard the upstairs neighbors coming in from the bar. i have never met them but i am pretty sure there are about 20 of them. And they all weigh about 300 pounds. And they are part of a clog dance crew. And they also bowl in their living room. Also they like alternative rock and saying "wooooooooooooo" i guess one of the dance crew got left behind and he came stomping up the stairs a few minutes after the rest. Then i heard someone try and open my door. Of course it was locked so i just continued reading figuring he was to drunk to know where he was and would soon see his mistake. But he was too drunk to realize. So i sent baxter to the door to give ssome warning barks. But this guys was still too drunk so he started knocking. I got up and double checked the lock and put my eye to the peep hole. "may I help you?" i asked. "you can let me in!" he said swaying back in forth. "no" I laughed. "why not" he said a little annoyed. "Beca

Stockholm Syndrome
I hate using paper towels in lieu of kleenex. I'm gonna be a raw, red mess before the end of the day. It's always nice discovering someone new that surprises you with their wit, intelligence, humor and an omg I want to kidnap you and keep you in my basement cuteness. Even nicer when it happens more than once in a short period of time. I still don't feel like blogging today. I need to re-think my lime and salt stance. There are strange substance being expelled from my nose. I think if I threw these substances against a wall they would crawl down it. Pet Peeves for today: The use of the phrase, "More than you can shake a stick at". Baseball analysts in their 50's that get laid and paid more than I do. Telling me I sound terrible when I clearly know I sound terrible. I think I'm very close to being done with professional sports. There is this growing feeling of apathy toward the teams I cheer for, and I don't think it's just a lack of success. Nobody looks like they'r

C O C (code Of Conduct)
Welcome to Everyone & glad to see you all here. 1. All 2nd alrm Hottie Prospects must have a verified salute & a minimun " 10 new pics " of yourself 2. All Hotties Must Be Female ( no exceptions ) 3. Must sign the COC ( code of conduct ) agreement below as a comment of "I AGREE " inorder to be placed into voteing procedure. 4. Shout Box & Fu Mail must be open to all Officers for communications . ( Profile can't be set to friends only for this purpose unless all Officers are made friends ) 5. 2nd Alarm Hotties Homepage must be added to Your Family while being considered a Prospect & remain in your family after admittance. FireChief (Founder) must be added to your family as well but doesn't have to be in the top 7 . Just as long as he's in family so that he can contact you at anytime when needed . Also your Team Leader to be added to your top friend so they can contact you at anytime also .

***tilts Head***
Obviously read the message from bottom to top. I got this earlier this morning. Got no response, so when I went to check the person out, their profile had been deleted. I never seen this person before in my life. Do perfect strangers honestly think they can just talk to me any kind of way and I will just jump in that pussy like it's a gold mine? to: URSexyDrea...United States subject: RE: damn hunny sent: 10/26/2009 6:12 am What makes you think I would fuck you? I don't know you. You came at me like I am a piece of meat rather than a man and how the hell do I know if your pussy is clean or not? If you are coming off at guys like this, then you obviously spread that pussy around to anyone that gets hard. Go find a guy that thinks with his cock rather than his brain and learn to read a profile next time you gutter trash piece of shit.=== 'URSexyDreams' wrote the following at '2009-10-26 06:08:26'..>> u loook good! do u hav a gf? if not do u want to fuck? u r h

Celebrity Lookalikes
Since this thing hates me it will be posted in the comments. Question, and a serious one, do I really look Asian? I have had a few people ask me if I have any Asian's in my family. I don't in close proximity.

Amazing Woman
There is this woman named Paula that is a guest at the casino I work at. She is a big player and her husband is in the top 100 for cash in at the casino. She is an AMAZING woman and her husband is also amazing. I love her to death.. always talk to her. One day (the day the husband and i split up) she asked me what was wrong because I looked sad. I told her about the husband and I splitting up. She hugged me and talked to me about everything for about an hour. A few days later I was about to go on vacation and was telling her bye and what not.. She handed me $100 and told me how great of a person I was and how I deserved to spoil myself a little. I started crying and told her how much i appreciated it. I see her almost every day at work. Tonight she was gambling and i stopped to tell her bye since I was going home for the night. She slipped me ANOTHER $100 and my jaw dropped. She winked and her husband started grinning ear to ear. She said that she was giving it to me because the S

My Ironman Cup Has The Ghey.
I am freezing my butt off just sitting here. But yet here I am,mittens and all :) Been a long week and its not even over, I have been honoured by a close friend to be in her wedding.I am rather excited for her and the fact that this beloved day will be held on my 30th birthday. I rather toast to the bride and groom then blow out a cake full of candles that could more then likely start a fire. I also have taking on a few tasks for this special day..be it the costume designs for the jack and Jill party..annnnnnnnnd flyer designs for said event. burlesque will be the theme,but sweet day in the mornin im sick of looking at short skirts,corsets and little top hats with the mesh.. Jesus I cant believe I just said that,I MUST be getting old. So besides being the busy little beaver I am, I have picked up a new addiction. 1 vs 100 on 360 has me under its spell..and boy is it grand! I was growing tired of lfd2 so this couldnt have came at a better time. Specially when I get to kick my

One Of Those Things
Does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you?Mr Ted? Yea he's so comfy and squishy.Tears are falling from your eyes, what's the reason?Probably just finished watching a sad movie Has someone ever told you they want to spend the rest of their life with you? No I don't think so If you got paid 5,000 dollars would you stick your hand in an elephants ass?yesHas anyone ever promised you forever?NoDo you get high?NewpSomething bothering you?A littleHas someone told you they'd always love you then went for someone else?NoWhat made you happy this weekend?People and stuffs...When was the last time you cried?I don't remember...What color shirt are you wearing?Night shirt? Purple.How long is your hair?Past boobs. No wait...I cut it...just above/on boobs.Last thing you ate?Porridge oatsLast thing you drank?Tea..DUH!Where did you sleep last night?My bedAre you happy right now?My belly is full so I must be ok. :)What did you say last?I haz a full bellyWhere is your phone?On my

A Proper Blog
Things I hate: 1. Laziness. Rather, lack of direction. I can't stand people without ambition in life. It might be one of my number one pet peeves with others, but this should not really be surprising to people who know me and how overly ambitious I can be. 2. Blind arrogance. There's a difference between this kind of arrogance and secured arrogance. Everyone is entitled to be arrogant about something, but to be so arrogant to the point you are blind to your own faults..just ugh. It's a balancing act. You have to acknowledge each part for it to work out properly. 3. Irresponsibility and lack of accountability. These two go hand in hand. If you have a responsibility, take care of it. Don't make excuses and blame others, just do it even if it means sucking up the bad to do the good thing. 4. Fear of disappointment. I swear this is a huge one for people. Why oh why do people let this one get in the way of taking action on something? Just yuck. OMG you disappointed someone, it's probabl

New Year, Clean Slate
I no haz monies right now. This both annoys me and inspires me. When I don't have money, I stay home and do other things, like devour whole books in one night or paint or watch mind numbing television. This weekend, I decided to do a little bit of all of these things. I also decided to get really organized. I've lost weight so I donated a bunch of clothes that don't fit anymore to Goodwill. My closet looks pretty nice now. In the process, I found a really cute top that had gone MIA for quite some time and am wearing it now. :) I need moar dresses so that I don't get too bored with it. My wedding dress is still hung up. I'm trying to decide if I should put it on ebay, craigslist, donate it, or burn it. I'm leaning towards donating it. I'm wondering if there's a place that would appreciate it more than the Goodwill though. I don't think many bride-to-be's go sifting through there for wedding dresses. *shrugs* I'm also trying to decide what to do with the quinceanera dress.

A Tragic Loss Involving A Fubar Member...
I’m sure some of you have seen this on the boards but for those of you who haven’t here’s the news story involving one of our own Fubarians and this tragic loss.. Click here for the story ..and the user it involves… ~*BI-SEXY MOLLY*~@ fubar May their souls rest in peace.

I'm Surrounded By...
...a lot of things are talked about during the course of a workday. I'm usually left with quite a few questions at the end of the day, and today is no exception. I thought I'd share a few with you and see if I can get some further clarification. Do I need to have children of my own in order to tell someone they are a fucked up parent? Is cunt a description of a body part (she's got a nice cunt), or a personal insult (you're a fucking cunt dude), or both? Are the dougnuts with the yellow filling better than the doughnuts with the white filling? Are words just words, or do we need to constantly be sensitive about what we say around other people? If a complete stranger throws a generic insult at you, should you care? Is it perfectly acceptable to only be nice to some of the people you work with, or does that make you a big meaniehead? How are you not able to tell that your vagina smells bad? How do you get shit on the outside of the toilet (this was the ladies room btw)? Why

Some Day...
...I'll understand things. Some randomness... Seems of late I've allowed myself to get stepped on a bit. Must change this. I e-filed our friggin' income tax last year. Apparently, it didn't take, so now, I have to redo the 2008 tax crap before I can even start on 2009. People are weird. I have been doing yoga for the past three weeks. I've learned that indeed, I am the most unflexible person on the planet. Touching my toes is tough. That's not normal, right? My ass muscles hurt. See above. Curling is on this week. This makes me happy. I think Coke is better than Pepsi. I will never MuMM about this. People are weird. Did I mention this already? I'm thinking it's about time to give up on having another baby. Seven years of trying, with only one pregnancy (miscarriage) in that time. Seems like it's not in the cards. My cat just farted.

2nd Alarm Hotties Code Of Conduct
PLEASE READ CAREFULLY!!! 1. All 2nd Alarm Hottie Prospects must have a verified salute and 10 recently updated pics of yourself 2.All Hotties Must Be Female NO EXCEPTIONS 3.Must sign the COC (code of conduct) agreement below as a comment o"I AGREE " in order to be placed into voting 4.Shout Box & Fu Mail must be open to all Officers for communications .You may be able to set your profile to friends only if you have added all officers this allows us to communicate with you when necessary. 5.2nd Alarm Hotties Homepage must be added to Your Family while being considered a Prospect remain in your family after admittance.Fire Chief (Founder) must be added to your family as well but doesn't have to be in the top 7, just as long as he's in family so that he can contact you at anytime when needed. 6.All new Hotties will be assigned a Team Leader who we ask to be placed in top friends but don't have to be in top 7. But would be nice so you can represent the Hotties for more exposur

Completely Serious Issue
Ok I think ive put up with just about enough lately... Im so tired of being let down and people assuming they know me... Im tired of hearing me vent Im tired of having to explain to people why i do crap.. I actually considered deleting my profile earlier this week.. This is what you need to know and you choose to make a choice whether you want to be friends with me or not... then re add me later cause im deleting everyone! OH and if your coming to read this and your hiding fuck have some balls and say im here i hate you if that's how you fucking feel... 1. I am not a liar 2. I dont give two shits if im popular 3. I choose my friends you choose yours $. My friends fight their own battles just like i fight mine.. If someone came up to me and said your friend is a cunt.. they are no longer my friend... 5. I will if i see you doing something to hurt each other stand my ground and tell you both off. 6. I am not here to hurt people 7. I love my friends dearly and if they hav

I Have No Title
So either I'm on here too much (which I don't really think I am) or it's because I was on here right before I went to sleep: I'm not really sure. But I had a dream last night that BabyJesus and I were texting each other. Like..a lot. I need more sleep. Good morning and crap.

Bar Etiquette...
Ok, First let me start off by saying that if youre going in to a bar, please realize its a place of business, and not your front porch, or basement, or garage... or wherever the hell you hang out with friends and drink. And since youre in a place of business, act like it. Youre also supposed to be an adult, again... act like it. Dont get pissed at the server because YOU are too fucking stupid to know what you are asking for. Just to clear a few things up... Blue label is a SCOTCH, not a vodka same goes for black label. Blue, is a brand of wine... again, not a vodka. Dont ask for blue top, cuz guess what? 90% of bottles HAVE blue tops Dont ask for "Bumpy gin" because in a loud crowded bar, we hear "Bombay gin" which is a better gin, and will cost you more. Seagrams is a BRAND NAME, not a drink itself. The provide vodka, tequila, rum, whiskey, canadian whiskey, gin, and Brandies, so asking a bartender for a shot of seagrams is like going to a Blockbuster and asking for a horro

Gunna Be A Mindless Ramble
So I been seeing alotta shit around this dump. And yes I am gunna type like I talk if ya coose to think I am uneducated for fine i dont give much of a fuck. Besides if people think you are stupid they underestimate ya. Imma go ahead and drop a little news, I know Red has been catchin some heat, people thinking i am trying to fuck with her to get her away from jared. lemme clear sum shit about that up. I have met the guy.he is a decent guy but is not the guy for her.he tries to change her.But that aint what is causin this. He cant deal with her disease.he flat out said that he dont think he can be the man there at the end because he is not nurturing.She deserves a man that will be.I been with her thru more shit than he can begin to comprehend in tha last 16 years, including her being stabbed. No it wasnt me lol. So Jared has moved into the 4th bedroom,like they did when she was with John.I will let her explain fully if she chooses to. Bottom line tho there marriagehas been over since D

I Kinda Giggled
Suga Lips: I am fine except for this weirdo in my shoutbox asking if I want to see his little penis Brad: lol well im sorry i suppose we got off on the wrong foot. let me start over.... Hello how are you? Suga Lips: haha..you think you're clever. No thank you, sir Suga Lips: A lot of men are eager to show off their baby dicks Brad: then take a sneek peek for yourself Suga Lips: I don't believe that at all Brad: haha i can gaurantee you if my cock was 2 inchs i would not want to show it to anyone Suga Lips: Yeah I guess being an asshat and trying to show random strangers your 2 inch cock is SO much more fun Brad: thats boring Suga Lips: Maybe this is a sign you need to stop being gross and start by saying "hi" to someone

Vanity
I'm having a good boob day--they look awesome! (A little more awesome than normal :P.) You ever just have a good boob day? Umm men: maybe a good penis day or a good balls day? Like where you would fuck the hell out of yourself and then do. Where you pass by the mirror and wonder who that sexy pair of boobs (or penis or balls) are staring back at you. I wonder why I think of these things..really, I do.

*cries*
Why me? :( plastic6: i know i need to go you make me horny. have a nice day Suga Lips: I doubt my husband would allow that plastic6: makes me want to have some fun with you Suga Lips: It's okay plastic6: thats to bad Suga Lips: No plastic6: up to anything fun today plastic6: you are very welcome Suga Lips: Thank you plastic6: like looking at your pics. you are very sexy plastic6: i see Suga Lips: Thank Kid Rock--he wrote it

Piss And Vinegar
I think its time for a new playlist, to replace the retro rock one i has now. i usually do some sort of theme or typing in my playlists but I might just go random and step away from just one genre of music... im watchin my ex's daughter lately since im not working and this child, at 4 years old, dresses herself like a future stripper...lol its comical my kids want me to get cheat codes for a video game, and i looked them up and they suck..what ever happened to getting unlimited strength or life cheats... what a jip why is it, that everytime you call your cell phone provider, or any other luxury service one might have, they always try to sell you new shit? its time to buy some new kicks... i usually buy white KSwiss but im feeling like a change i guess... ill probably look at all the shoes for an hour and buy the same shit i always do tho im amused at the comments in my "too old for pie.." mumm of those who thought i mummed about piercing my lip... esp the comment about

Spam Maybe
Hello all...I was away from the laptop and when I came back I got a new message. I was so excited. What fabulous new fu drink did I get today from someone I never talk to? What I got made me laugh...so I will post it here for your amusement. from: chancechris75 Haha....It's a great day. District Of Columbia, DC subject: Hi, how are you? received: 06/6/2010 07:04 pm replied: no block this member Hi, how are you? I hope all is well. I will be in you area for a couple of days and wanted to know what fun things I could get into while I am here. I am a loungey kind of person and not really into the club scene anymore...If you know some good spots, please feel free to hit me up. or if you could be my tour guide it would greatly help.... I hope this doesn't run you away. I am a

The "famous" One.
So as everyone knows, i was dating my fu hubby (Famous), sadly enough i wasted a year on his pathetic lying ass. Since then i have been called every name in the book from him & his group of fu chicks that sadly enough dont know about eachother, but i knew each and everyone :).. This is my time to clear up the little "he said, she said facts" tell you what REALLY went down, because lets face it.. boy lies through his teeth. At first it seemed great, as all relationships do, its called the happy period because the bullshit hasnt found its way through yet.. Came to see him for a month, saw him everyweek, was great.. still no sign of bullshit. Numerous amounts of girls croweded his fu page, like he was the best thing in the world (haha he wishes), he even was stupid enough to tell a bunch of them he wasnt dating me, obviously its a website.. shit gets back to people. More and more girls piled up. More & more girls fell into his lies & are still in his lies... Its actually surprising

Brain Says, I'm Done With Her You Know, She Treats Me Like A Ragdoll
The final PNG blog I went into work early to meet PNG, seems she got there ahead of schedule and texted me that she was there. No response from my text last night. Even though people were already inside, she was outside waiting, and she bought me a present. They have a local drink called Loganberry, she bought me a bottle, as we had discussed it before. We did have a nice chat, but I was able to determine that she is infact dating someone. I'm going to put it in the books that she totally likes me, but she's seeing someone, so it will go no further. Yeah, someone who is faithful, what's that like? So thus ends the tale of PNG. Hmmm, I wonder just how old Semi Hot Intern (SHI) is... :D

Child Abuse!
If you see a member that obviously appears to be under-age for this site, either report them or ignore them. Leaving abusive comments on the photos of someone you believe to be a child? What kinda fucked-up bully are you? You people are fucked in the head. :D

I Was A Nice Person Today
So today was my day off. Which meant I finally got to do some grocery shoppping. Much needed apparently , I went to have some milk last night and didn't check it...yup a big ole gulp of spoiled milk =/ Anyways, I digress lol. So I get to the parking lot of Stop N Shop, park in my usual spot (OCD thing don't ask) and I see a shopping cart right by the elevator that takes you down to the store. When I get to it I go to throw my resusuable bags into it and I see a small Coach zippered pouch ...and my first thought was ohhhh wow wonder if there's a wad of cash in it. I open it up, and see some money, several credit cards but nothing else. I waited about 10 minutes but nobody comes back, so I put the pouch in my bag, figured I'll try to find a phone number when I get home. Do my shopping, get back home, put the stuff away and get on with my day. (yup I totally forgot about the pouch) So about 8:30 I went to get something out of my bag, and find the pou

Where Are We?
So, here's some thoughts I was just having. Einstein reputedly once said: "I'm not an atheist and I don't think I can call myself a pantheist. We are in the position of a little child entering a huge library filled with books in many languages. The child knows someone must have written those books. It does not know how. It does not understand the languages in which they are written. The child dimly suspects a mysterious order in the arrangements of the books, but doesn't know what it is. That, it seems to me, is the attitude of even the most intelligent human being toward God." This leads me to believe that while Einstein didn't deny the existence of an entity that we know as God, he neither accepted that God was some all-powerful being. Personally, I'm of the mind that one day we may be able to explain God scientifically. There's a lot of people out there that would immediately say, "Hold on a sec. You're saying that one day we might prove that God exists. Not only might we prove

Boobies
Theyre awesome. oh, and i just saw The Losers. It was like the A Team, without all the suck. In other news I recently walked in on my mom cheating on my dad. didnt kill the guy. came close. Now I'm pretending nothing happened to keep my family together. Workin at two different bars now, one at a resort and the other a college bar. basically I just deal with two different kinds of assholes depending on the day. Also I'm setting up a small jewlry studio so I can start producing some work again. mostly copper and sterling stuff. for the ladies on here that I know, if you have any requests, I like a challenge. :) Tyson

600 Mins
I am trying to transfer my files from my older comp onto my new one using Windows Easy Transfer thingy .... It looks like it's working, but here is the but ..... it is still on the screen which says it's checking what can be transferred, please note it isn't stuck ... This screen says this could take a few minutes and right now it has taken approx. 600 mins. I would say that is a lot more than a few. Has anyone ever used this software before??? I was going to say something else ... but I forgot what it was, must have been a lie.

Uh-oh, Here We Go Again!
So after yesterday's MUMM, I thought I should give a shot at explaining what universal ethics actually is. This is the best I can do. (Yes, I came up with this allegory all by me onesies). A man stares up at a building and asks, "How tall is this building?" Another man replies, "It is exactly 80 feet tall." Yet a third man claims, "You are wrong! It is 75 feet tall and I should know because I am an engineer!" But a fourth man rebukes him. "I, too, am an engineer and you are both wrong! For I measured this building only yesterday and it is 65 feet tall!" The claimants proceed to argue and fight over how tall the building is, so the first man takes off his shoes and begins measuring the building with them. When he is done, he says, "I have just measured the building and it is 70 feet tall." Now all four begin to argue about who is right while crowds gather arbitrarily taking sides with the different men.

Happy Hour!!
Thursday, September 2nd at 10pm Pacific Time: BE HERE! I will be on top. :D Then stay tuned at 11pm Pacific time for THEFUChead's 1st HH. I will be bombing during his HH so I can actually enjoy mine (and so I can change pics and annoy everyone. :D)

Morrowind Best Ever Game Rpg Style
Dagoth Uthol is one of the Ash Vampires and brother to Dagoth Ur. Vivec suggests killing him in order to weaken Dagoth Ur. If you kill Dagoth Ur first, all the other Ash Vampires will die with him. Dagoth Uthol may be found in Kogoruhn, Charma's Breath. He carries the Belt of Heartfire artifact. Of the seven Ash Vampires, Uthol is unique in that he is the only one who will let you pass peacefully if you talk to him first. Just choose "come to submit" when he talks to you, and he'll let you go.

Please?
Some may or may not know that Jenni and I became r/l best friends a couple years ago. She only lives a couple hours away from me and often makes visits to come see me. She can be the steady boat in my stormy sea. One weekend with us just hanging out makes me relax a little. Though, she'll often tell me I'm wound up too tight. I kinda love that she sees that. Don't tell her that, though. On to my point. She is trying to go to the darkside. I swear another one of my friends who wants to actually help out around here. I don't understand this concept. :p Don't they know this goes against my being? Benedicts! She's a little over 5 mil from leveling and she actually has to level in order to be considered. Would you toss her a rate, a bling, a something to help out? 5 mil, anymore, really isn't that much and with a bit of greased effort I know it can get knocked out all in one day. I vow to get her drunk, take embarassing pictures, and post them as a favor in kind. :D Link down below,

Sign Up At Bottom For Auction!!
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My First Mumming Idiot In Years
so, yesterday I plunged head first back into the mumms after a couple years. I have commented a few, and posted a couple since early 2007, BUT yesterday was my first real treck back into them. I commented a few, and I actually posted 2. It was a good feeling when i woke up this morning and saw in my feed that someone commented on my mumm then checked me out. I read his first comment then knew he had blocked me before I even checked. After checking and seein he already blocked me, I replied to his comment, which led to a short conversation. Good times, I missed the idiots mumming brought to me.... Ur Next Sugar Daddy said: All I have to say is your screen name suits you well [image] theFUChead said: How very original. I have NEVER heard that before. Maybe someday i can be as whitty as you. Ever think that MAYBE I chose this name for a reason dipshit? Ur Next Sugar Daddy said: No....I think you've summed it up nicely.I was not trying to be original. I was trying

In Keeping With...
...yesterday's theme of blogs that aren't so depressing, I thought I'd take a moment to say a few things about some people on here that mean a lot to me. If you feel left out, I'm sorry. This is just off the top of my head...whoever pops in there. Let me know if you do feel left out, and I'll be happy to tell you how I feel about you. Most of you should really already know, but I know it's good to hear again. mandaSMASH - You have a bad habit of making me smile when I don't want to. You are a talented and brilliant lady with a twisted sense of humor that rivals my own. And that's just awesome. You're one of the main reasons to keep coming here...and you know why. Misfit - The thing I think I appreciate about you the most is your open mindedness. You're one of the few people I see on here that when they're in an argument actually tries to find reason and a middle ground instead of bulldozing their own point of view. You're also beautiful, inside and out, whether you agr

I Want To Level Again...
Any ideas on how to level fast? I have some bling credits left, but not a whole lot. I'm not asking for bling credits or anything except for maybe ideas on how to level quickly by way of contests or whatever. I was thinking about having an auction, would any of you be interested in joining it if I hold it? Let me know what you think. Thanks!

Sexy
What do you consider sexy? And how does it differ from someone being pretty or attractive? Is "sexy" something that someone can be or is it something that they just are? Give an example. As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT. Please check out the other questions of the day. Please Rate This Blog

You Should Know...
...there are some people, they really make this world a better place. They make an entire day worth waking up for. They pull smiles out of silence and sadness. You float in their presence. They make you warm inside like your favorite happy movie or that song you always play when you need a song to play. They make you a better person simply because you want to be for them what they are for you. And that warmth will spread to those around you. There are some people that can never fail you, even if they try. You should go and tell them. I should too...

What Freudian Stage Are You In?
You Are in the Genital Stage of Development According to Dr. Freud, you've reached the genital stage of development. Whatever issues you may have had in your childhood have been resolved. You don't have any hang ups, and you are able to function as a stable adult. You are the model of being well-adjusted, and you are able to balance your life beautifully. What Freudian Stage Are You In? Blogthings: Our Quizzes Weren't Written By Bored 12 Year Olds

Just A Quick Few Thoughts...
So....so far this weekend football has let me down...the fuggin' Packers blew out the dirty birds...the Squeelers beat my Witchie's Ravens.....Think the Bears and Jets can pull off wins for me today? Because that would be spectacular... Well, in all honesty...I don't much care who wins...I just get a certain joy out of certain teams losing...I mean, the purple and gold pretty much gave up this year after that elderly hack as a QB came back.... In conclusion... It's pedicure day! I'm taking Moms out to get pretty feet for her birthday that was a couple days ago....I'm getting mine done as well...Can't decide...Pink, Purple, Blue, Green? Any input??

Mdk
This was inspired by a mumm yesterday. Yes, I know the mumms are the most wretched hive of scum and villainy in the universe. It’s a good place to blow off steam.So I responded to this one mumm about violent videogames, which is a topic dear to my heart. I wound up rambling so long I figured it would make a good ctrl-c, ctrl-v plus minor revisions (and a prologue apparently) blog. Especially since my recent blogs have been horribly gay and depressing.So the mumm asked:My son is doing a report on the effects of violent videogames on children and he wanted to add a poll of people’s thoughts to it. So do you a.) Think violent games have a negative effect on the behavior of children, or b.) Violent games have no effect on the people that play them.First of all, let me say this is why I love polls. Ask a bunch of people who likely know little to nothing about a topic what their opinion is, and then announce the results as proof of something or as disproving something. And

What I've Learned On Fu
Cuz I'm a noob, I gotsta keep track of my learnins... In Their Screen Name Sexy - Over 300lbs BBW - Over 400lbs Milf - has at least 3 kids by 3 baby-daddies Bitch/Evil (Bytch/Evyl) - Never graduated high school (or primary school) Death - virgin that would be an emo if only they were cooler Lone Wolf - virgin that considered using 'death' but wasn't brave enough. DJ - Illiterate Juggalo - Illiterate Acronyms/multiple XX - I am in a fu-gang on the off-chance I can speak to the hottie that's getting all the points/bling from the rest of us Second/Third Alarm anything - she-beast whore Hellyion - "Spawn of Satan" was taken In Their About Me "I don't do drama" = Yes I do "Keep your drama off my page" = I am a stalker "I'm not here to hook up" = But I will pretend if you bling me enough "My friends matter" = if they bling me

Sorry To Burst Your Little Bubbles But This Is Kind Of Important...
...does anyone know what's going on in the real world at the moment? Sure you all probably know about Libya and Syria and all that, plus the enormous spikes in gas prices, etc..probably even more so even Donald Trump wanting to run for president...however, at the moment there is a far, far more serious disaster at hand that can and probably will effect you that no one is talking about. Japan. Check some of this stuff out....also, there has been radiation found in the rain and drinking water already from California to Florida up to MA. There's radiation in the milk on the west coast. Our authorities say it's "nothing to worry about." And we believe that right? I mean, they are the same ones that said that it wouldn't get here in the first place. And also the same people that said that the nuclear reactor situation in Japan was "under control." Umm..I don't think so.... http://www.naturalnews.tv/v.asp?v=604AB3FA803FF3647DF6E34EC5E8C8A0 Something to think about between point whoring