Fubar Blog Posts 4

What's In A Name?
So she's changed her name half a dozen times, and she hovers in the top 20. But beneath the surface lies a shady lady that will smile in your face while she stabs you in the back. Sound familiar? She seems to have gotten a little more brazen in her recent shenanigans. She has been in the families of a lot of top members. Receiving their famp rates and points, while, as they thought, they were getting her rates as well. Was that the case? It appears no! One member actually caught her in the act of trying to re-add him to her family when he activated his God Mode. I personally realized she had removed me during her God Mode, while she got the rates from more than half a dozen famps from me over the last week. It seems she did the same to others as well. She then proceeded to “sell” those spots, but did the buyer receive them either? NO! She took their fu-bucks and proceeded to block them! Now, there are famp trades that last for the one famp, there are permanent trades (

Why Am I Getting An Error Message When I Try To Pimp My Friend Out?
The online members bar on the Old Hotness and Old Jenky have been around since day one. We have been very clear about our NSFW policy, but many of you like to ride the line and show off your wares. Some of you have pushed it too many times or too far and were filtered from appearing on the online member bar. Many of you did not know this until we fixed the pimpout bug that allowed you to circumnavigate the system. If you are getting an error message, it means the person was filtered and can't be pimped out. They used their breasts or chest to impress with the things they suggest and were filtered at some point. No, we are not going to unfliter them. fubar is a site for adults and NOT an adult site. If you can't be mature enough to keep your main photo to our standards, then as the old saying goes......you abuse you lose. It is nothing personal. Many of us do not want to see your junk floating across the screen. Many of you may have been filtered a long time ago. It is what it is!

For A Rolex Paid At 9.55
GUESS A LETTER FROM A TO Z UNLIMITED GUESSES BUT 1 PER COMMENT ..IF U LET CLOWNS WIN AGAIN U GUYS ARE BUMS....SHES WON THE LAST 7 CONTEST INCLUDING 1 CHERRY AND TWO ROLEXES....I WILL NOT BE AROUND TILL 955...F NOONE HAS GUESSED BY THEN.......THE 1ST COMMENT WINS

Fraud And Referrals
Contrary to popular belief, you will NOT get reset if you and your spouse share a computer. The rumors are false...you can't believe everything you hear! However, fubar utilizes a fraud detection system that generates a daily report of all accounts that have fraudulently set up accounts under their own to generate points for themselves. Fubar will not tolerate this. We call this CHEATING. If you have created fake accounts to generate points at any time under your own account, the system will reset your level, points, and fuBucks. This is not arguable, nor is it reversible. If you choose to cheat...don't be upset when you get caught. Please, we urge you to play fairly and by the rulebook. If you can't remember those rules, please read the terms of service you agreed to when you registered with fubar.com as well as the fubar Bible. Party on. The Low Down on Missing Referrals! We do not credit for missed referrals. If you signed someone up and did not get credit, it c

Some People!!!
Wow I can’t understand this world sometimes! my son had a awesome bike we bought him a few years back got stolen last year when he was in summer school! That same month he gets told he has MS !! I fought hard to get him another bike! We got a bike from cknw as they had heard about his situation and wanting to help him stay strong they got him a new bike for his birthday! It was a sweet ass bike 1,400 Then my son goes out today to have a ride on his bike and someone follows him home he brings his bike in our home and this person just walks into our home and STEALS his bike Can u believe some people I am glad he was not hurt for his bike I just find this so disturbing that someone would have the balls to come in someone’s home and take the harsh thing is my son only came in to pee this was all done within a few minutes He must have been on crack!!!!!

Being Treated Well
How do you convince someone that being treated well is something we all deserve? How do you show them that their past does not deside what they deserve? These are hard questions and i have no direct answers or solutions. But i can say this from my own heart. Everyone deserves to be treated right, no matter what has been done in their past to them. I do understand how hard it is to accept good things when your use to such bad things. But breaking that norm while hard is the best thing for everyone. We all desire to be loved, and cherished, we desire a friend and a lover who is true to their ending breath. Yet when we have bad experiance after bad experiance we tend to see that as our norm. We tend to deside that its us creating the bad realtionships, when we are not the ones to blame. Our only blame is not seeing the truth, but even the truth can lay hidden for days, months, or years. And once we see the truth alot of times we try to convince ourselfs its not real. This is natu

Caption It | Vol.2 | 002
RFB’s Bi-Weekly Photo Blog Caption It (Start sending in your pictures and I will feature them in a round of "Caption It") I will be doing these bi-weekly now so keep an eye out! The name of the game is “Caption It” and the rules are simple. 1. Check out this blog twice a week for a new photo and hysterical captions. 2. Comment with a caption of your own! You could caption the photo in general or “quote” the person/people in it. (rude, funny, gross, sarcastic, political etc… ANYTHING GOES!) I will be making this blog NSFW so post whatever you like. 3. Have fun!!! If I can get enough people into it I will start awarding gifts for the best caption every week as voted on by the blog participants.

Songs
Everyone has one song at least that brings a tear to their eye, what's yours? One of mine played a little while ago, and i'm bored so fess up. As for me, brothers in arms by dire straits always did it to me. I'm a sucker for songs dedicated and written especially for someone too.

How To Do A Salute Picture Tutorial
How do I make a Salute? Take a photo of yourself with the following information clearly displayed in the photo. 1. Your SCREEN NAME, 2. Your Member ID number, (which is located in the end of your URL address;http://fubar.com/user/1722991 ) 3. AND, the words: fubar The following items will be accepted as a complimentary addition to your salute: You wearing a fubar t-shirt or you in front of your fubar homepage (not your profile page or any other fubar page) that is CLEARLY visible. Photoshopped or any “type” print will NOT be accepted. Grainy and barely legible salutes will NOT be accepted. Salutes placed in a PRIVATE album will NOT be accepted. Examples of acceptable salutes: HERE ARE THE STEPS TO TAKE:

:(
Sometimes I think I am too nice. It's so easy to get your feelings hurt when you're too nice. I never set out to upset anyone, ask for too much, or be a bother. I think I need to learn to be a bit colder....tougher. I also need to stop trying to befriend people who obviously don't like me. I am just me. It's hard to be any other way.

I Have A Confessionto Make..lol
I just wanna take this time to say I appreciate all my friends on here. Especially my gorgeous female friends...lol, You guys are the ones that keep me alive. I normally use this site as a stress reliever and to let out some steam, but little do I realize that there are somethings that should be taken to heart, like the value of a true friendship among friends on here. There is this one special person I wanna thank for helping me realize the true value of friendship, even though it's online. She sure is an amazing woman Oh and dont expect to see a serious blog like this every now and then. This is the first and last..lol...now dont forget to... HOOOOOOOLLLLLLAAAAAAA

Fuck Man!!
Well good news is my car is ready.. It was the fuel pump. With towing parts,labor,oil change and coolant flush the grand total is 917.45.. wtf??? Happy Fucking New Year to me.. That was going to be my vacation monies to go to Vegas with Monica and Ms. Heather. end rant :/

Thank You
Well damn. Look at me... I would like to thank everyone. Too many to actually thank. My busiest day on Fubar ever. And i'd like to thank my new, and old friends. You guys were awesome. Yes i was up until 2:30am returning gifts. Lmaooo Next year, i'll be #1. I'm bring out the boobs... Special thanks to Vixen for my Happy Hour She does way to much for me, but i ♥ her anyways. :P http://www.fubar.com/user/714945 Ok i was going to use the "link me" button, but its gone weird... And Back To Reality for the Auto 11's http://www.fubar.com/user/23 Thanks for the awesome Bulletins by Alison, Fat Sonny, DevilGirl and Freak, Diana and Per. Goes to prove, i really do have the best friends on all of Fubar. Thanks.

Cleaning House
Hey all, it's that time again. Cleaning out my friends and family lists. If you don't talk to me on here, just delete me. If you want to continue to be friends, msg me and let me know.. otherwise.. buh bye.

It's So Amazing!
This was by far the most wonderful weekend of my life. As most of you know I have been married but separated for the past 2 years. There have been some rough times, and some good times.. but all was changed last night. Romantic dinner, wine, flowers, the whole deal, and the most amazing of all, him dropping to one knee and asking me to marry him..AGAIN I have the biggest, goofiest damn grin on my face today.. hehe I just had to share. GREAT things do come to those who wait. xoxo But.. with all that said, this is something that is very important to me, and if I am going to put 100% into my marriage, I have to quit Fubar. I want to thank you all for letting me get to know what wonderful, kind people you all are, and I will always remember what fun (well sometimes lol) and happy times I have had here. Love you all Catch you on the flipside :p

Bwahahahaha
So the juggy lost her priveleges of commenting mumms..and she can't even make a bully. So all the bitchin and moanin we all did finally got results. though I think i know who to thank for this...and I will be doing so . I have a renewed faith in fubar. *End rant*

Bullshit
last night i posted a mumm thanking mummers for picking my drink yadda yadda yadda... someone reported it nsfw... ASSHOLE! wtf is wrong with you? so to who ever reported it fuck you, fuck you fuck you..... not a cuss in it, not a single topic nsfw in it! your mother is ugly and she dresses you funny!

Dakota Sugar?
After a few days of sending and receiving hundreds of emails contemplating a roommate or house-share or new apartment situation, and after not wanting to go look at dozens of (probably dark, windowless) places I'd probably hate ("Sure, you can garden in the grassless gravel pit we call the yard!"), it occurred to me that I have another option. I can move to my parents' second home and spend the summer farming, gardening, and writing. I foresee only two potential problems with this scenario: First, it's my parents' second home, which is situated precariously close to their first home. Second, it's in Dakota Territory. So I'll probably go insane. But it'll be free insanity! And I'll have fresh vegetables! I haven't told my parents that my ultimate plan is to leave this winter and move to Thailand or someplace similarly nice and non-midwesterny. They don't know it yet, but they'll really enjoy taking care of the kitty while I'm gone! Does this seem like a good idea

Crushed???
Dear Lipstick, Your wish is my command. If you need a friend / secret admirer (that you know in advance lol), I am your guy. If you want me to crush you, I will. But be careful what you wish for. It would be my pleasure to "crush" you. Please be forewarned, have plenty of H2O on hand because I anticipate my "crush" to be devastating to you, in a good way. Not long after I "crush" you, you will be contacting me for drinks and then more "crushes", waking up in the middle of the night and send me messages to "crush" you. You will not be able to stop my "crush" but it can sometimes be contained. Please allow a "JOHNNY VEGA$ CRUSH" to run its course over a 48 hour period. Please do not operate an 18 wheeler, back-hoe or large dump trucks. Avoid alcohol at all cost because it only doubles the length of the “crush”. Now with all that being said, “What you going to do when the “JOHNNY VEGA$ CRUSH” comes for you! Sincerely, John aka JOHNNY VEGA$p.s. Please return t

Fri Jul 24 (to No Names)
I'm so stressed out right now. DONT READ THIS BLOG IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY NEVERENDING ANNOYING WHINY RANTING PEOPLE. These rants are at people in my real life, not fu goers. Person one: I pretty much really disklike you. Your a liar, and you annoy me. Go do something horrible with your life. Or just admit your fault. whatever. You disgust me. Your a malicous, vindictive jerk! And to think I thought you were perfect. Person two: Your decision is obviously because of your one track mind lately. It's annoying. *Wonders if you'll regret it later* Person Three: Move on. Please. Person Four: Your annoying. And not perfect. Your judgemental and I find it funny when you speak of 'how above you are then others and how certain envirenments annoy you because they arn't up to your standards'. Can't you just be happy with the beauty in life? And stop taking over my stuff. :/ Sorry for ranting; but I like blogging on this site. Don't mind me being irritated today. Frustrated. i feel li

Some Stuff We're Working On...
Hey everyone, I just wanted to give you an update on some of the larger things we're working on for fubar. It's been awhile since my last blog post, since we've added other features on the site that let me keep you up to date on what's going on. :-) Bling ordering -- This is a lot of work since we have to completely redo the 'my bling' page. But, in the very near future you'll be able to organize your top 100 bling and the 'my bling' page will be categorized based on bling-type (ie: favorites, limited edition, special ability (autos, bombs, etc)). We'll also be increasing the amount of bling that's displayed on the home page and public profile page. fubar Lite -- A super simple home page without the normal 'header' (ie: no scrolling stuff, shoutbox, bartab, etc). new members will get this by default (while we experiement and see if people like it). existing members will be able to change their home page type to 'Lite' from the profile settings page if they'd like to try it out.

Cleaning Oiut My Bartab
recently ive seen some people in my bartab with mafia wars staus, emo status or bling beg status and im wondering who thet are and how they got on my friends list.. im just in the mood to delete people and make myself feel more important and stuffs...i also realise i cant look at the screen and type for shit...oh well...let me know if you want deleted from my friends list too... btw im gonna delete people i dont know with so many symbols in thier name i cant read it... whos cooking dinner..im hungry? whos masturbating to my pics? whos shooting that guy in the head? i need a blender to make margaritas, thats what this blog is really about... what kind do i get. my last one broke cuz the ice...it was cheap...

Captivating Freedom
Was in a friend's Wolfie Pics, and this photo HERE made Me think of something to write. We are but what we are made of,and that is all that we can be. That which was once captive, has now sprung free.That which once played by your rules, and now no longer has any use for them.We are outcast for our choosing of a fellowship, that is of our own liking.Not good, not evil, Not captive yet not free.We hold no use for you systematic morality, A thing that hold prisoners yearning to be free, Free from your oppressive glares and rules for the likes of us,Free from your damning acts against the likes of us, for not conforming to youWe are not free, No longer prisoners of your means of morality.No longer held captive by your rules of faith,no longer ravaged by the beliefs of themWe have yearned for this, needed this for quite some timeFreedom from a way that is not our ownSearching for a place to simple call home, No judging for a simple difference in views No hating for a simple disbelief of y

Why Is Everyone So F&*kin Miserable This Holiday Season?...
…hey everyone, how is your holiday seasons going? I just want to say something ( like usual) why does it seem like everyone is just so blah this holiday season?…is it : - The Economy ? - The Government ? - Employment ? ( under or not) - Lack of interest ? - Have the holidays lost their meaning? I ask these things because all I see, not just around here with all of the begging and whining in statuses and complaining about this and that, but it’s just about everywhere you look, the decorations aren’t so fine tuned, the holiday parties at the jobs aren’t what they were even last year it seems, travel is down… So what is it? I’m the one usually known for being a grinch. And I seem festive. That’s not a good sign. Today I actually cut someone because for the past week, all that I am seeing in my shoutbox from them is complaining about their VIP running out and no one has renewed it… Really? … I couldn’t take it any more.

Question About Idiots...
I just saw a fu woman with this main pic Oh great, I hate them too. But when you have a name "smarter then you", does that mean you hate yourself? And if you see nothing wrong with her name, sorry to tell you but, yea, you're a moron.

The Fubucks And Fu Owned Crisis....
So over the past few days there was some kind of a glitch or something in the Fu-Owned that what appears to have pulled an early ObamaCare and took billions and billions of fubucks and what seems like redistributed them to lesser level people. It didn’t effect me personally and I really wasn’t all into the “fu-owned game” like a lot of people were apparently. What I do know from what I’ve seen is that there were a lot of people cheating. With making fake accounts that they knew would get “bought back” because people are stupid and don’t look to see if people are real before buying them. I know, it’s really that simple but hey, what’s the IQ around here anyways? At any rate, check out these screenies from a notable one that was located, I’m sure that there were others. Please note that this “male” profile with no salute was a mere level 9 at the time of this all happening… It should be noted tha

Tuesday, May 4th 2010
6:57am - woke up. 7:21am - dressed and cleaned up. 7:22am - warming up the cadzilla. 7:23am - reading email. 7:23am - reading and approving comments/PM's on my fubar account. 7:24am - wilson asked if there was a tow truck in the driveway. no, it's just the cadzilla. lol! 7:28am - checking facebook. 7:29am - going into the office. 7:31am - i lied, noticed another couple emails i have to reply to. 7:32am - adding some adult comment sites to our fubar comment filters. 7:34am - reading and approving comments/PM's on my fubar account. 7:34am - ok now im really leaving. 7:35am - ok i lied again. buddy asked me if i received my cataclysm invite yet, and i hadn't. had to check battle net account, still nothing. 7:37am - ok im really leaving now. 7:54am - got to the office. stopped by venus cafe for breakfast to-go, but they were closed. wtf. 7:55am - reading and approving comments/PM's on my fubar account. 7:57am - time for some bob songs. 8:08am - cleaning up mobile tem

Men And Their Weird Lists
So I just got home from a night out for my friend's birthday (was a disaster...long story) and before we got there she was explaining to her boyfriend's friends hwat we looked like, and apparently when she describe me as 'Chinese' to the guys they were all like 'Yeaaaaa!!!' Her exact words were...to put it bluntly: 'They all want to f**& you'. I was like...'excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me?'. How rude. Apprently it's something they've always wanted to do...sleep with a Chinese/Asian girl. :\ Mumm within a blog. Is that slightly racist or not? Weirdo's.

My Rant. :)
If another person {man} tells me I just leveled again because I have tits I may delete them. For the record... I don't have a VIP I didn't have a rang I didn't have a bomb I didn't have auto 11s I wasn't even in anyone's family who ran a famp I don't think I didn't have a blast I didn't even have a ticker I DID polish enough bling in the past 24 hours to rack up 6 million points. I did have a few friends that help. Old friends who have been on my list for a long time and 1 newer friend. Mostly females who don't care about my tits. Yes, I had some pimpouts. Anyone can be pimped. To those of you who helped, thank you so much. *hugs* That is all.

Phone
Well, i've got my new phone, it looks great ..... if only I could fit the sim card inside it, i'd be much happier. Received an email today from Vodafone who would like to charge me £58 for keeping my old number, really ??? So the phone is only free if I use the new number ??? Fuck you very much, I don't think so.

::love Comes Again::
Soooo I posted a pic or two of the new man in my life. This is my first relationship since "he-who-will-not-be-named" and I'm very excited! I have known him since the 6th grade and we were friends throughout school until high school graduation and then we went seperate ways. We reunited in mid-2010 and I wasn't really into him....at first. We both started out as good friends with the same passion for martial arts, combatives and writing and photography. He's leaving very soon for Iraq so that's the bitchin' monkey wrench thrown into our relationship but I have faith that we will make it. He completely supports my dream to be in law enforcement and he makes me happy! But yeah, thought I'd share that tidbit with you all Were just going to take it one day at a time especially since were both ambitious and have goals that we want to accomplish but it feels really good to meet a good man that not only treats me right but also has a mean leglock!

So I Have A Request
I have a birthday coming up here soon... Several people have asked what I want... It is lame as hell, but I wanna level for my birthday...I need just over 7.8 million to level So I figured I'd toss that out there Thanks for any help Love you all

Too Good To Hoar Herself
Ash is on a Coke binge and needs more monies. Crazy bish slapped me around and forced me to go to work for her. So, here's how it goes folks. {don't blame me. The bish packs a mean beating and is known to cut a hoar} 75 for a profile comment50 for status comment150 for a private message250 for shout sex

Fubar.com Vs. Liz Vicious....
Yes, it's Liz Vicious the porn girl vs. Fubar.com. No, I'm not making this up.... We've assembled a group that is intent on taking out her pages that are anti-Fubar at this facebook page here: https://www.facebook.com/pages/FCK-Fubar/247069658684419 Once, you get there, be sure to mark and report the images there as abuse, you can do it by clicking the little "x" and marking it whichever way you deem fit (Spam or defamation is best.) This all came about apparently from when she couldn't do whatever she wanted on here. Including sales of her crap, blog about how bad the site is, etc. There's some stuff you just can't do around here. Threaten people, demean people. Her shit got ridiculous. She thought she was above the site itself and treated people as such. No, no this just is not acceptable. Even by a legitimate internet porn girl. She's since been IP banned in case anyone is wondering. Funny how she flipped the script since I mean...since she rocked out on Fubar.com in these

Joyful Festivus
merry whatever you celebrate or dont celebrate or hate or love or whatever....its the end of 2011. for some of us...its been one craptastical year. hopefully the next is a much better one (h) oh...all the happy hours are booked on the day my 5 year anni would be...so no happy hours from me! ha :p disclaimer: COMMENTING on my blog may get you deleted off someones list (it happened last time...not sure what she did that was so horrible, but meh...if you comment, be prepared :P )

Sex
My first BLOG, at least here on CHERRY TAP. Would love to have a bunch of interesting things to tell you about but I will do that later. Anyways, for now, ENJOY THE VIEW FROM BELOW. XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

The Godfather List
If your at level 24 and want to be added to this list let me know, my link is at the bottom of this list. It's hard to keep track of everyone that is a Fu-King, and I can't read minds. OWN ME Miss Crys~Shadow Levelers~FU OWNED BY~CynzDreams~and~Mikey~2,449,000 to go BrightEyedArtist10,232,000 to go I OWN Silverpixi~Club United~LollipopGurlz~BCC~ FSC~Owner of Miss Crys {Please read my profile}1,520,000 to go VODKAGURL-READ MY ABOUT ME & FAN AND RATE BEFORE ADDING7,995,000 to go ♥§û£†ř¥™♥Fu Wifey 2 ^Sin^♥Support Our Troops♥9,999,000 to go MEmoRÎÉ™Gï®1 Ñêxt ÐóÓr9,755,000 to go ~Phoenix~SHOW LOVE ~☠~. Bad Kitty .~☠~ ~~ Fu-Daughter to Flanman ~~ And Fu- Sister to Me & Luckyone86 ~~4,185,000 to go ~Devil's Advocate~ ♥John's Wifey ♥ ~JAK's Naughty Girl~10,793,000 to go

This Is How Bullsh!t Gets Started
Okay, so it seems we have some peace regarding the Jeezy-BBG mayhem for the week....whew! Finally!! Let me make this clear, BBG has never done anything to me, so this is not a BBG bashing blog, but is a calling out on some really hypocritical shit that does not even need to take place. I spoke with her last night and she said that she deleted most of her friends list in order to be drama free, then this morning, I'm out commenting and I see something directly contradictory to her statements of late of just wanting some "peace"....it looks a little something like this.... her about me reads: but this is evident in the rakings: That does not sound like someone who is trying to avoid drama to me. Nea has been off line for a few days and love her or hate her, Forn has been minding her own business. Now, if one of these "skanks" decides to break their cyber foot off in her cyber ass....she has no one to thank but herself. THIS is how bullshit gets start

See Ya Again
It's that time of the year again. I'm bored, and don't wanna be here right now. Sick of me doing this? Me too. But i have thought long and hard about it. And i need another break. Nothing is wrong. I have no drama, just way too bored. And i keep coming online anyways. For my new friends, this is how i roll. I come and go. I'm sure i'll be back soon. But for now, its what i need. Hope you all understand. Catch you on the flip side. PS, Vixen, you dont need to keep me drunk. LOL Cheers all. ♥ ya. Cubby out. The path that I'm walking I must go alone I must take the baby steps 'til I'm full grown, full grown Fairytales don't always have a happy ending, do they? And I foresee the dark ahead if I stay I'll be your best friend and you'll be my Valentine Yes you can hold my hand if you want to 'Cause I want to hold yours too We'll be playmates and lovers and share our secret worlds But it's time for me to go home It's getting late, dark outside I need

Sigh
I update my "About Me" section to make it a little more prominent that blank friend requests will be denied, and literally 4 seconds later I get a blank friend request. I know most don't read it, just a little frustrating after I fixed the place up.

Phantom Phone Syndrome (pps)
Recently my phone has been ringing so much I have gotten a case of Phantom Phone Syndrome. The symptoms are simple, you hear your phone ringing all the time, even when it isn't. Its not tennitus, because its not a constant ringing, its just an occasional: "Is that my phone?" I think I may need some form of radical cure, one that consists of staring at boobs. I think that may be a shock to my system and get me back to normal.

The Good Old Days.
I miss "Fubar" when it was "Cherry Tap" Just sit here for a second and think... What was it that made it so special for you? I know there are many of you on my list who have been on this site for a long time now, and will agree that this site is not the same. There are too many haters on this site now and too many damn attention whores. This site was the most fun for me obviously when I joined but here lately its been completely boring. I miss my old crew and I miss the times we had. I'm sick of all the auto 11 bs and the auction bs and the 2,000 plus lounges bullshit. What the hell is the fun in any of that unless you know someone who is willing to blow that much money on something like that? Seriously.. This site has gotten stale.

How I Spent My Tuesday Evening
The guy on the banjo is Jayme Stone. He won a Juno award (Canadian Grammy) in 2008 for an album of instrumental bluegrass/jazz/otherstuff, then went to Africa to find out all bout the real history of the banjo. Good times.

A Mummer?
I posted a mumm a few days ago where a few individuals called me a mummer,and was bashed for being one. I still don't know the meaning this status I've posted mumms yes, I've commented in mumms, yes. But so has everybody. I'm not even acknowledged in other said mummrs mumms when I comment. so how am I a mummer? I'm not in any of the collages of mummer pics. I have opinions mumms ask for them so I give them. Ok, done ranting someone give me a cookie

Oh Baby, Baby...
I found out the autopsy was real, but the child was an overlaid image... but.. who would do such a thing?? If you cannot see the pic... the link to the page... http://www.charonboat.com/item/23 top image, click on it, and the pic enlarges.. fugging christ... another link... http://www.charonboat.com/2007/07/charonboat_dot_com_autopsy_pregnant_woman_1.jpg fuckers.. here.. before photobucket deletes it..lol

March Break
My March Break is awesome and getting awesomer...my fu wifey and my ex fu hubby are comin to Canada!!! Whatever shall I do?? They are trouble I know they are! They might do horrible things to meeeee LOLOL

I Know
I know for a fact that you can't avoid drama. It's everywhere. It's part of life. People that say they are "drama free" are liars. I think what they mean to say is that they don't start it themselves. Which in essence is a lie as well. I can't explain it and anyone that calls me a liar will probably just win because frankly, I don't feel like arguing about it. Anyway, what I'm kind of wanting to vent about is the people that actually start it for no reason. I mean if a person is 'attacking' another person, the other person has every right to say something back. I know I would....I'm veering off of what I was wanting to say here. What started this was something else on here, and I know I'm probably starting some of the drama that I'm bitching about, but I'm seriously just looking for answers. So what if a person asked a question. You may not have liked it but when the person that it was asked to already answered it, why did you feel like you had to throw your 2 cents in? It mak

Nsfw... Hm Is It Really? (rant)
The new NSFW, now I understand fubar is full of idiotic sexually deprived people who think the slightest bit of skin is sexual, and I understand to these dullards who go around marking photos have no life, but whom do I really blame, do I blame the idiot for sending the photo to be marked or do I blame the bouncer for actually marking pic. Oh no I can not say anything against the bouncers, for hm for some type of communist censorship that can result in blog deletion and possibly account deletion, hm did I wake up in a dictatorship and not know, just will say an American based company should be more open to the idea of debating rules versus simply censoring those who wish to debate them, oh no debate leads to change, um is that not the point… Just one question to any who happen to actually read my little Rants, lets look at the definition, NSFW, hm not suitable for work, excuse me but if some one is at work, then what are they doing on a social site playing around, oh okay I se

Stolen From Crystal
Are you strong enough for this survey?yea... You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, what happens?i ask when did she come back to life.. damn .. hm cant i fuck her corpse What is your current mood?Content What side of the bed do you sleep on?hm away from the sun Has anyone ever called you a bitch? oh yes most recently hm ashley... Is there anyone you know that deserves to get slapped? hm most of my female friends deserve ass slappings Where do you go when you need to just get away and be alone? if i told you, then you would follow me... fuck you i am hip to your game What's something you really want right now? hand job.. blow job... sex... in that order... Do you sometimes wonder what the world would be like without you? would not change anything to wonder, oh wait this is a fucking emo question, no i am not going to kill myself, fuck you prick Will this upcoming weekend be a good one?But of course my birthday weekend, sex, sex and u

I Am Tired
I had to bury my grandmother this morning.......everything went smooth and i was glad to see some family i hadnt seen in 15 years......Doesnt getting old have its disadvantages......Anyway i wanted to still say i missed them and was glad to see everybody....My gramma looked beautiful.....I miss her dearly and will always.......Miss all you guys tooo

Poop In The Water
>ok , i`m not gonna mention any names cuz wiked will get mad at me but she was texting me this after while taking her bath. she thinks it`s funny as hell farting in the bathtub she texts me again and says she tried to let one rip underwater and a poop shot out should i blog about it? mumm about it? or just not mention it?

Captain Cooter
What in the world does a person say about him? I'd think I'd have a pretty good idea, but he generally leaves me speechless.Me and him have been through a LOT. Probably more than most people on here that I'm friends with now would even understand. He's one of the few people on this site that I can honestly say that I trust. I know a few of my friends have issues with him, but I don't.Wow, I'm two paragraphs in and I am already at a loss for words. To me he's just an all around great friend. I know that if I needed him, I could call him and he'd listen and do his best to help me. I'm not sure of how many people would do that for someone that lives on the other side of the country.I think after everything, he is still one of my best friends. One that I know I can be serious with and still joke around with. He tries his best to make me smile and laugh, even when I tell him I don't want to. He seems to know when I'm pissed off, just by the way I'm typing. He's not the only one that can do

He's Just Not That Into You...
Im watching He's just not that into you right now...a part just came up with signs of how to know if a girl will never sleep with a guy 1. A girl will never sleep with you if she calls you cuddly or dependable. 2. She takes a dump in your bathroom. 3. If she pops a zit in front of you. 4. If she takes home leftovers on dates 1, 2 or 3. Guys, any truth to that? Anything to add on?

Yet Another Butt Hurt Mummer...
This all started in the mumm... Where have the good men gone...http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=556963I was being purely comical and this fucker who takes the fu way to serious came in my shout... okay mumm first...Grim Reaper:I kno good guys r still out there cus I just happen to be one. Hit me up if u ever just want to talk.Emanon:just want to talk hm why cant i believe that lmao Grim Reaper:Cus ur used to the pervs so when a good guy does come by ur suspicion of his intentionsEmanon:No, i am a pervert a proud one in fact...and i am a male a straight one so dont want any guys to come by with their good intentions Then he came in my shout box....Grim Reape...: wow big fukin deal ..u must be proud of urself->Grim Reape...: I am always most proud of myselfGrim Reape...: u say ur so kool but y am i worth more than u and have more friends if they love u so muchGrim Reape...: get over urselfWhen i went to respond i got this....Aw yes your so cool, your definition of cool is you have more fu

My New Ink
this will be my first tattoo....unfortunately i have to keep it covered because of work......pissants wont allow tats to show...i wear short sleeved shirts and cant have it below elbow length......help me please....and i dont want it where i cant see it

Emergency!
Everyone knows how I am about my cat.She was a rescue who was tortured.Someone had burned her feet etc etc when I had gotten her.She is a super small cat.She snuck out for 3 hrs one night and got pregnant note the pictures of the six kittens!Apparently she is too small to feed 6 pigly kittens.Cory came to the rescue by leaving work last night when my cat fell over after feeding her kittens.She was howling in pain ,spasms and rigid legs.It became worse and worse.I was devastated.Thank goodness for my besty whyrick to keep me together why I found a way to get my husband and the emergency vet. I am blessed to have a husband who will leave work to save my cat. I think he loves me a little.She got some iv calcium and kitties are on bottles and we are trying to make the brats eat food. I will let cory tell you what she does when I cry and she freaked out worse last night if I cry and I had to force myself to stay calm,which was hard.Vet told me nothing could have prevented it no matter

Becoming An Ecs Member **revised**
BECOMING AN ECS MEMBER: In order to become an ECS member, you MUST have a salute legible salute approved by Fubar. If you do not have one, you will be required to create one before you we can add your picture to our albums. Upon receiving our invite and you agreeing to join ECS, "ECS Prospect" MUST be added to your name. Once this is done, we will rip a picture to our ECS Prospect folder and will remain in that folder until the following has been completed. You MUST FAN, ADD and RATE our top 7 members found in our family as well as all of ECS members. The group is growing every day and to fan, add and rate all ECS members is time consuming. We understand this but, until you have completed this, ALL ECS PROSPECTS will remain a prospect. Either MFKN doyledozo or JustineThyme will touch base with you on this. The ECS homepage should be added to either your top friends or family. After completing the above, please contact the us via private message or through the shoutbox letting us

Vegas, Baby!
I'm headed to Vegas on Thursday, kids, and I'll be honest: I've never been to Vegas, and I've never wanted to go to Vegas. My dislike stems not from fear, but rather loathing for all that's glittery and fake and over-commercialized. Vegas ranks right up there in my mind with sparkly hump-day bling. In fact, Vegas might actually BE sparkly hump-day bling. I wouldn't be going to Vegas at all, but it's the fella's dad's birthday; pops is getting on in years and would like to meet me and apparently try to kiss me at some point. (Or so I've been warned.) Anyway, I'm looking for non-touristy Vegas recommendations. I'd like to go someplace in Vegas that's not a chain, that isn't all lit up at night, and that doesn't have hordes of tourists milling about it taking photos. Are there any good coffee shops? Any nice art to look at? A cozy used book store? A vegetarian cafe filled with non-vegasy types? To clarify: Please don't tell me which casino to go to. There are lots of casinos.

Christmas
So as my buddies will know, I'm one of those dreadful workshy layabouts who goofs off online when he's at work, and consequently does most of his fu-ing then. What with Christmas coming up, and everyone's routine being a bit all up in the air, I thought I'd get this out now, and wish all of you the very best of Seasonal Felicitations, and thank you all for another fun year of fighting each other, calling each other names, doing lolz, buying each other imaginimamary drinks and swearing on MuMMs. It's been real. I hope you all have a good time, even those of you who hate Christmas and that, and that no-one dies of alcohol poisoning over New years, and that sometime around January the 5th when things start getting back to normal, we can look forward to more jolly japes and capers. I love you. I don't know what this is, but those girls are a good drawing. kins

Rhcp
I just saw on the scrolly thing up there that John Frusciante from the Red Hot Chili Peppers (better, guys?) has left the group. :( I are sad. I guess he left a year ago. I'm booing this. He's amazing. I don't care if you hate them, their music, the members..blah,blah,blah. They're one of my favorite bands and they weren't the same the last time he left. :( Sucks. You may continue with your regularly scheduled lives.

Guaranteed Ways To Get In Her Panties Now!!!!!!
so you've met a foxy lady on the wonderful world wide web and really want to make sure you get to meet her? well, i have some tips and tricks for you that will ensure your success in meeting the little lass as well as working your way right into her petticoats or thongs...whatever the slut's wearing. 1. Just to avoid any confusion later, be sure to always ask right at the start of your interactions, "so, do you like anal?" because that's always the first thing a girl wants to talk about...you shoving something up her ass before you even know her name. to ensure a fast meetup, ask her to spread her cheeks in front of the bathroom mirror and take pics of her asshole for you. quickest way to a girls heart... yep. you all know it alraedy....through her asshole. 2. ask for her bra size. i mean, because we all know that knowing a 2 digit number and a letter will determine whether or not her tits are nice. so what if she's already shown you her tits 47 times.... you still need to know th

Death And Mumms...
Earlier this morning, I came across a blog in my bartab about the death of a fubar member. I clicked the blog and read it, and sadly one of the first things I thought was "Fuck, the mummers are going to make me sick today..." Granted, I didn't know this Molly girl, but we've all seen her in the HH from time to time. What's sad to me is these MuMMers who have no regards for common decency and would rather use this to try and get attention for themselves. I wonder what it'd be like if it was one of THEM who passed away... In fact, I remember a MuMMer who DID pass away over a year ago. It was great to see all the support for her, yet there STILL was MuMMers who were saying "she faked it"... Including her own online "boyfriend" who happens to be so beloved in the MuMMs today... It's sad that the few MuMMers that get recognized are the MuMMers who feel the need to be assholes in order to get ANY attention. I don't know who MOLLY was, but I wish nothing but peace for her family...

Jomg
At work yesterday a little chicky came up and was asking about a product that we carry. Well what seemed like in mid sentence, she interrupted me to tell me what cure glasses I had and ask me if I ever go to JOMG.com. Well I stopped and thought, trying to figure out what that was and hot it pertained to paver stones, then she explained "it's jizz on my glasses". Then she kinda adjusted her glasses and and raised an eyebrow. Still in a state of stupor, and not thinking she was hot enough to take the bait, I just said "ummmm NO?". And continued talking about pavers. Well I told several friends about this oddness since I was texting while at work, as usual. One kinda laughed it off, another was not only familiar with the site, but was quick to think this was a brilliant idea and wanted such photos. Ummm, huh? I guess I get thinking glasses are cute, and even sexy at times, but really? How common is this, because I have never thought of having someone jizz on my glasse? TH

Dumbass
PHILADELPHIA -- A 21-year-old New Jersey man has pleaded guilty to intentionally vomiting on a man and his 11-year-old daughter in the stands during a Philadelphia Phillies game. Matthew Clemmens of Cherry Hill, N.J., pleaded guilty to simple assault and other charges Tuesday. Clemmens Police say Clemmens stuck his fingers down his throat and vomited on Easton police Captain Michael Vangelo and his daughter during an April 14 Phillies-Nationals game after his companion was ejected from the park. Sentencing is set for July 30. Assistant District Attorney Patrick Doyle says sentencing guidelines call for Clemmens to get probation. He says the Vangelo family is satisfied by the plea. Clemmens' attorney was not immediately available following the hearing.

Slobar
Is Anybody out there? Ive looked at the recent mumms list and theres maybe 40 comments on each one, so i decided not to post one. where is everyone? out enjoying the weather? well, i am broke and cant go anywhere fun, surely im not the only one..lol I think i had more comments on my unemployment blog then the latest mumms... well im bored, entertain me dammit as you were

A Load Off
ok people heres the deal..... yes i am in a 1 year rehab program for alcohol here in pittsburgh...my clean date is july 31st and i am doing very good here...after 6 months they are gonna help me get into school... i am here not because i was forced to..i came here because i had a very bad problem and needed to do something about it before i not only hurt myself but someone else by doing someone stupid i have drove drunk too many times...drank too much and let it control my life and now i am getting help for it... there are many people who wont get help and they are the ones causing the most pain to others...especially their family now with that being said....... IF YOU DONT FUCKING LIKE THAT ABOUT ME THEN DELETE ME...I DONT GIVE A SHIT...I HAVE ENOUGH FRINEDS THAT HAVE STOOD BY ME THROUGH ALL THIS AND IF YOU DONT WANT TO....THEN JOG OFF

Not Sure Yet How To React....
Those of you very close to me,knew my appointment today with the w/c doc was wrecking my nerves.Shockingly it went very well.I still don't know how to react and have been burnt so many times...I refuse to get my hopes up. He is sending me back to the surgeon that I like.He is also going to agree with him and the surgery. He said he is going to reccomend that they give me water therapy again and to put me back together. I just can't believe I heard those words out of his mouth, after what he spewed out last time we spoke. If w/c finally approve's this surgery,it will be a spinal fusion done through my abdomen and a couple other tweeks. Don't hold your breath...I am not hugs and stuffs....the spasms from the ride made me sick on the ride home,so I will be off and on thanks everyone who has been up and down this rollercoaster with me!

Sherbet
It's that kind of cold that kills. Kills sound. Kills sensation. Kills your eyes if you stare too long. The kind that makes the trees shiver. I'm a bit of a flirt. And a bit of a pervert. I will tell you things...in great detail...if I think you want to hear them. If that is a problem with "you", I'm sure I'd know. If there is a problem with "who", that is very likely not your business. If you want the problem to be "only you", you need to let me know. I may or may not have a problem with that. If you're not sure, I'm right here. That should be the last thing you're tongue tied about. I do know I'm getting too old for games. Not videogames though. They have always been one of my most reliable "releases" aside from early morning thoughts in the shower. I'm sure I'll be doing an online disappearing act someday soon to indulge. I need to indulge in words as well...I have the entire Dark Tower series lined up waiting for me. I want to re-read the first four sin

Oh Hell...
I got this in my inbox. Jasmine it is that time again, Do you know it now has been over 1 year and 1 month that I have been requesting you to be my friend. You get a kick out of this ,don't you? Well I'm not going anywhere for a while so why don't you just think about accepting my friend request. Just think about it ,that's all I'm asking and send me back a message telling me to f$%^ off or something! Thanks Mikey (Not Mike24...well Mike 25 now) Well now I just feel bad...I just figured he would give up eventually so I just kept ignoring his request. He sends one every month...EVERY month. And he can cos I always clear my friend requests so it allows him to send again (I haz an OCD thing about keeping my bartab clear). I'm don't wanna add him cos I don't know him...and I got a feeling he might be that weird stalker type. :| But I feel bad. :(

Dipshit Part Deaux
Buzz: sh*t faced! Level: Rock Star (20) Gender: Male, 27 Location: Woodridge, IL Status: Ya thats right im a firefighter And a paramedic...ill save your life twice! 11:03pm juggalofir...: do little dicks make you laugh? 11:03pm Kloverlynn: yes i like to light them on fire nd watch them burn 11:04pm juggalofir...: mines 4inches is that big? 11:05pm Kloverlynn: for a 7 year old yes 11:05pm juggalofir...: im 27 11:05pm Kloverlynn: 20 years late 11:06pm Kloverlynn: its the lead in the paint you fuckheads use

Thoughts On The Changes...and Why These Things Happen...
Welp, it's mere hours from October and not too far removed from some crazy drama huh? No, this blog isn't about convicted pedophiles or who-is-a-lowlife-today or a fake none of that. It's about the new changes, the Level 51 and the inability to use your pimp outs now until I think it's a Level 40 or whatever and they cost twice as many ability points to do one. I see people bitching all over. Just like the way they bitched when they implemented the bouncer checks, salutes, ability bling, famplifiers, boomerangs and everything else. People don't like change, it's nature. All of these things, including the latest changes were and are done for a reason. Alot of people think it's a conspiracy theory to make more cash or whatever the case may be. You really think that's it? Let me give you some practical reasons and a little FuHistory here. Ready?... Things are done here reactively, that's how this place operates. Here's some reactive measures that explain the what and why things happen

A Poll For Opinions
THIS IS A POLL FOR OPINIONS. I WILL FIRST SET A SCENARIO AND THEN ASK OPINIONS ON SOMETHING... SCENARIO: YOU HAVE A FRIEND, A BEST FRIEND, THAT DOES NOT HAVE A BF/GF AND SINCE THE MOMENT U MET THEM, THEY HAVE LOVED MASSAGES(NON-SEXUAL) (FOOT MASSAGES MAINLY) FROM YOU. YOU GIVE THEM BECAUSE YOU GIVE GOOD MASSAGES. YOU GIVE THEM CAUSE YOU ENJOY GIVING THEM AND THEY RECEIVE THEM CAUSE THEY ENJOY RECEIVING THEM. EVERYTHING IS FINE... THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, THEY TURN ON YOU. THEY ARE MEAN TO YOU, THEN THEY STOP WANTING THE MASSAGES. YOU ASK WHY, THEY SAY BECAUSE ONLY A BF/GF SHOULD BE GIVING THE MASSAGE AND IT IS WRONG FOR ANY FRIEND TO MASSAGE ANOTHER FRIEND. END OF SCENARIO. NOW, FOR THE OPINION... IS IT WRONG FOR A FRIEND TO GIVE ANOTHER FRIEND A MASSAGE (NECK RUB, BACK RUB, FOOT RUB, ETC.), ESPECIALLY IF THE FRIEND IS NOT EVEN IN A RELATIONSHIP? REMEMBER THE MAIN THING...THERE ARE NO FEELINGS OTHER THAN FRIENDSHIP AND HAVE BEEN EXPRESSED THAT WAY ALREADY AND THERE WAS

Do You Really Want To Know Me?
Do you really want to know me? Ok here it is in a round about way for everyone to see.Im not looking for attention so if you think that before you even read this think again.I have been through hell and back and I`know what your gonna say before you say it havent we all,Truth be told I don't know what any of you all have been through but I`know what I have,starting off with what you read in my blogs about my mom she scarred me for life yes i love her,and yes i have a relationship with her again but it will never be the same.My deadbeat father while i was locked up and ill get to that,Told me one day "Fuck You I Don't Have A Son"Nice huh?.Now going through the years i got mixed up into drugs and alcohol not a good combination,i have overdosed 3 times,I have tried to drink myself to death many more than i can count but I don't try that anymore,Now on to my so called best friends,The ones that said they would be there for me when i went to jail the first time in real life but when i ge

Holy F*ck I Did It.
1.What time is it? 10:57am Personal 2.Do you want to answer these? sorta... just cuz someone else did. ;) 3.Name? Rob 4.Name spelled backwards? boR 5.What is your quest? To explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life, and new civilization, to boldly... oh wait, that's not me, that's Star Trek. 6.Nickname? m0p, m0ppy, Master0fPuppets 7.Age? *blinks* 38. 8.Hometown? Staten Island, NY 9.What were you born in? my birthday suit. a hospital, silly. 10.Where do you live now? Lackawaxen (Hawley) 11.What state? PA 12.Ever going to move? If I don't soon, i'm gonna lose my mind. 13.Would you rather live somewhere else? That's a no-brainer. 14.Birth date? Election Day (Nov 2nd) 15.When do you blow out your candles? after I make a wish, of course. 16.Day you were born? Yep, Tuesday. 17.Zodiac sign? Scorpio 18.Do you know what that is? No, I just have a scorpion tattoo cuz I like them. :/ 19.Sex? *blinks* I vaguely rem

Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?
This is not a trick question. This is a real math problem so don't say that a bus has no legs. There are 7 girls in a bus. Each girl has 7 backpacks. In each backpack, there are 7 big cats. For every big cat there are 7 little cats. Question: How many legs are there in the bus? Private message or shout me when you think you know....if you post it...duh....no one else will try it!

Read Me...now
I have realized several things in the past few days. Well, not actually realized, I already knew....just accepted it in the past few days I guess. There are those that stand beside you no matter what. Then there are those that stand beside you when its beneficial to them. And then there are also those that will stand beside you as long as the times are good, only to jet at the first sign of trouble. Ironically enough, its the ones that will ALWAYS be there that often get neglected. I refuse to name names this time. I'm not gonna point fingers and say, you're real, you're fake, and you're half assed. The real ones KNOW who they are, as should the fake ones, as well as should the half steppers. Out of all of those I think its the half steppers I resent the most, the so called fair weather friends. Can't you see? Do you NOT realize? Its not on the sunny days I need you most? Its on the storm filled days that your friendship is needed most. Its not on days that I'm so incedibly happy that

Bling Packs For Fubucks Auction
Sweet Turtle and I have 2 wonderful friends that are both looking to spotlight...Since the 2 of them have given their fubucks to others to help them spotlight, they are a little short for reaching their goals...So if you want to help them out and want to gain something in the process here's the deal we have for you...We are going to auction off 2 bling packs to the highest bidders of each bling pack...The minimum bid is 250K...The proceeds from the auction are going to be split between these 2 fantastic women...For those of you that are feeling generous pls donate to either or both of them...Here are these wonderful friends of ours...This auction will run from now until Friday the 13th @ 6 pm fubar time...If you have any questions pls feel free to ask Sweet Turtle or Natural Witch... Here are the links to these wonderful ladies... •ÐR€W• ™ Owned ByGuidomedic@ fubar Teresa aka Liberated Spice Club United Owner* R/L WIFEY 2 Big Jimmy--DSC@ fubar

To Fu Or Not To Fu.. That Is The Question
Alright time for a rant here. If you don't have a thick skin just click the little red x in the corner. Time for a story boys and girls. As of late, I have been thinking about deleting my account. I know since I don't have a lounge anymore or hang in a lounge there are alot of you that have basically forgotten about me. Not to mention any names.. well hell I might as well go ahead since I may be deleting anyway. There is this girl and she claimed that my boyfriend and I are her BEST friends. Well thats funny we are NO WHERE in her top friends.. no where to be seen in her family. and YES KITTEN this is about YOU... So.. I'm glad you're happy with your new boyfriend ya know Mike.. the one you met on the internet.. that you wouldn't have had if OH WAIT we wouldn't have paid for it for you. and yes in case you've forgotten THE INTERNET AND CABLE BILL WE PAID 360 BUCKS FOR! Oh P.S. we haven't heard ANYTHING about it at all.. Are we suprised? Not really? Pissed about it? DUH Th

Enhanced Member Profile Ratings..
hey everyone, i've made some tweaks to the way member profile ratings work over the last 24 hours. the changes reduce the load on our system by a huge amount and also have the side effect of letting people earn more points by rating other members more often. basically, it works the same way as the photo rating system. you can now rate someone every 7 days, and every 7 days (or anytime after that) you'll both receive full credit for the rating (including rating count). just as before, you can *always* re-rate anyone at anytime, but if it hasn't been 7 days you won't get any points/credit for it. previously, a member could only rate another member once... and that was it. i think this new way is more fun and gives everyone a reason to show their friends more love, more often. if you notice any problems with the new system, feel free to post here. cheers! EDIT: did some of you fail reading comprehension in school? YOU DONT GET POINTS IF YOU RERATE THE SAME PERSON WITHIN 7

More B*tching.
Short, sweet and too the point. (Kinda like my pecker) If i get shouted or messaged one more time with this. "You never leave me comments. I love your comments" I'll cunt punch someone. No really, i'll fly to your hometown and cunt-punch you. If you read my profile you know i luv to comment, and get comments. If you don't wanna return them fine, but why would i go out of my way to make you happy? I got two of these messages today, sorry, i'm in a good mood, just sick of reading that. I am a smart ass and know i'll get 5 or 6 "You never leave me comments. I love your comments" in this blog. No, i will not fly out and cunt punch these people, cause i know they just want me to visit so they can grope my package. I'm not a piece of meat yanoo. :P Here ends my Friday rant. I blame it on Sonny, cause everything is Sonny's fault on Fridays. Cheers Back to leaving everyone dumb comment. Todays really sucks...

Weekends
Yeah, I had one. Cops, stolen cars, near fatal bike accidents, tacos y cerveza, sex, drugs, rock and roll. Or something like that. Partying on Sunday night, when one has to work Monday isn't advisable. I also REALLY need to stay away from drugs. They only get me into trouble. Hope everyone's Monday is good

I Don't Know About Dough
I don’t know the first thing about dough and I don’t know shit about Bonsai trees, including how to spell it (I had to look it up). I also don’t know anything about graphics or design. I know what tastes good and I know what looks good (sometimes, that’s even in question). And when it comes to what’s graphic, it’s profanity, it’s sex or it’s nothing at all. My demo CD required a ton of work. Luckily, I had to do very little of it. My friends, on the other hand, they were fucked. I asked for their help, kind of the way a child asks their parents for help on their first book report “please, write this.” I did something similar when it came to the cover graphic, the inside cartoon, the print job, the lightscribe design and the piece selection for final edit; “Here, help me.” They obliged. As a result, I got beautiful stuff from talented people. I got a far better package than my voice deserves (considerin

New Name
New Name Contest: I asked for suggestions for a new name. I'm offering 100k Fubucks to the one that comes up with the winning name. I need you to write the number of your choice in the comment box. Good Luck to the entrants. I have a separate list of who came up with what...so I know who did it. Oh..you may vote on your own..but only once. 1) ILLiNoisyKindaGurl 2)angelick_seduction 3)angelthighs 4)smokin'goddess 5)unspokenLOVEangel 6)D3L3CT1BL3_COUGAR3SS 7)Sinful_Bliss 8)S3DUCT1V3_M1STR3SS 9)MADAM_AMBROS1A 10)Sintastic 11)Purrfectly_Sinful 12)the_Temptress 13)the_Real_Life_Barbie_Doll 14)hugmekissmeloveme 15)arraslildevil 16)ALMOST_ROCKSTAR 17)hotdeb_41 18)hotNsexyDeb41 19)simply_amazing 20)brewmescrewmedome 21)spankmebeatmeeatme 22)lickmekickmestickme 23)brbneedAsmoke 24)your#1lilDevil 25)LilMoments 26)HypnotizeTheMoon 27)Winkie 28)LilRockinHottie 29)WorldsBestestestPJWearer 30)RebalSnack 31)~Lollipop~Lixable~ 32)sexyNsensual 33)DedicatedEnerget

Because I'm Bored....
and someone will read this.... I had to go in and see the guy who pierced my nose again today...because i haz teh dumbs....anyways...he says to me "oh wow, your nose looks great....for someone who won't quit fucking with it! your messing up my work!"

Jail Bait Part 3
Calling Bank Manager.... ring ring ring Heather (his assistant): Hello me: Hi Heather its Denise I have a problem can you help me out.... Heather: Whats going on Denise, Ill do what i can to help you. Me: I deposited a cheque into my personal account and when i try to make a payment its telling me there's not enough funds in the account..... Heather: Oh let me check.....you hear typing in the back ground) I'm wondering what the hell government account has taken funds out of my account... i don't owe taxes. what the hell is going on......and oh my god please don't ask questions.... Heather: Oh Denise you have a hold on that cheque.... Me: Why I don't have daily limits on my card Heather: Denise that's your business account not that card... Me: Can you release the funds please Heather: I am not sure you usually have to wait 5 business days This is where i decided that i need to tell her my boyfriends in jail thus publicly humiliating me and losing some respect from my busine

Quality Time
I feel like my son and I have finally turned a corner in our relationship. We've found something that we are mutually interested in. I mean, I don't much enjoy the Backyardigans or making enormous messes for me to clean up like he does, and he's not such a big fan of fubar. What he and I both like is online Pacman. I like to try incessantly to make it past level one, and he likes to sit in my lap and watch mommy fail miserably. It's really quite enjoyable. He seems to like any time where mommy looks silly. Anything to get us sanely towards bedtime...

Marriage
After a nice chat in someone's blog, I felt the need to explain my reason for disliking the whole idea of legal marriage. First things first, my parents divorced 7 or so years ago. Back story, my dad was a waste of space. Pretty much never worked, was an alcoholic, always in trouble with the police. We only managed because my mom worked full time. Now, the point of this blog. When the divorce went through, he was awarded three hundred thousand pound, or something stupid like that, even though he deserved fuck all. That, is my gripe with the whole ideal with marriage.

Dumped... Again
I mean what is is about me? I am a great chick! I had a bad feeling this weekend that it was gonna be over. As usual I was right. How could I not be? I'm 32 years old and have been dumped more than BFI. But I don't get it. I wanted to get the news over with so after not hearing from him at all yesterday I wrote a txt saying: Are you not talking to me? Just say so and I'll leave you alone. I get back: Yea. I'm sorry You're a sweet girl and we would be great friends but beacause we were more than that already I dunno if we could. I don't NEED any more FUCKING friends! I want a boyfriend! An I'm never gonna have one because I'm never good enough. Oh I'm sweet and I'm great.. but NEVER fucking good enough? WHY THE FUCK NOT?!?! WHat the fuck is it about me that make men run?

Hello Sub
So my good friend pimped me out and I got this little gem in a PM. Where do these guys come from? I mean seriously? Of course if anyone is interested let me know I'll SB you the contact info. Cause I think I'll pass. hi...is your submissive behaviour as good as your outer appearance? i message you, because i have seen you while i was roaming arround the profiles...i am looking for an online-sub. when you are interested in bdsm related chats, cam-to-cam chats, tasks, exercises and when you would like to know more, just send me a message. it would be really nice to talk with you about this...have you ever thought about serving someone? to serve someone mentally or sexually... to take care about somebodys needsto talk with me about mental or sexual desires... to act as submissive for me. a dominant who tells you what to do, how to react and that takes care of your submissive needs if you have some?to please me mentally or sexually... to act as submissive on command... to know how it is

Reality Vs Fubarland
Well, I think it is time for a few people to take a step back from fubarland and take a deep breath and realize that it is NOT reality. The majority of the people on here are using the site for what it was intended for: To gain pints and to move up in levels to get more abilities. On top of that ladies, you get more attention on here than you do in real life, I am sure. So, to gain these points the 'majority' will say or do anything to get you to rate them, buy them things, etc. It's all part of the game. This is what people in reality call lying. In FubarLand it is called "meeting friends at an online bar". BUT - in reality and in FubarLand there is one thing that works the same way - REJECTION. This is where everyone, the good, the bad, and the ugly need to listen up. When someone tells you that they don't want to hear from you again, talk to you again, see you again, etc...... HELLO. It means what it says. Don't keep buying them, sending them emails, sending them marriage proposals

9
I will do this but I am nice enough not to tag anyone 1. I am double jointed 2. I have been stabbed 3. I will be changing my relationship status soon 4. after witchie's blog I had to google a dongle 5.I am an atheist 6. me and my son both almost died when he was born 7. as bitchy as I seem I do not carry a grudge..it takes too much energy and hatred eats the person carrying it..and no one else 8. I have remained friends with all but one of my exes..that would be the one that stabbed me 9. I am not interesting enough to do these *edited for my grammar nazis*

Maury
So I'm just watching some daytime drama while I'm getting ready to leave for my interview and there was a young girl on Maury who's baby's father denied that he was. She is now 19 but was 17 when she got pregnant and the entire time she was yelling she was throwing accusations around saying "he got me pregnant" "its his fault i'm a mom" People really have a hard time accepting any responsibility for anything anymore. Like he raped her! Whatever...She made her bed and its her fault too.

This Is How You Can See My Private Pics!!
SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE... NOT A SHOUT... NOT A MESSAGE IN A DRINK... NOT A COMMENT ON THIS BLOG... JUST A PLAIN OLD PRIVATE MESSAGE ENTITLED FAMILY ADD AND I WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GAIN ACCESS TO THE NAUGHTIES !!!

Bird Murder, Et Cetera
Lest you wonder, I’m still in Dakota territory, cooking, reading, writing, enjoying the harvest from my wildly overgrown garden, lamenting the fact that my hens aren’t laying eggs yet. My days are filled with food and words; the evenings feature starry skies, howls from not-too-distant coyotes. Though the nights are getting cooler, the hummingbirds, like me, aren’t convinced that it’s time to head south. I spoke with my father yesterday about hunting season—my parents have a 4,000 acre farm and a pheasant hunting lodge. Though most of the weekends are booked up, they still have a handful of openings. For the weekend of November 7-9, they have room for three more hunters. The weekend of November 14-16 is, at the moment, unbooked, which means they have room for ten hunters. The hunts are limited, so the birds are plentiful, and this isn’t a game farm, which means you won’t encounter any pen-raised birds. The hunting lodge, which has been my summe

Sarcasm!
Do you need intellect and witt for this? Why do people find it offensive (because i throw in a bit of factual reference maybe) can you be TOO sarcastic? these are the questions i'n currently pondering .......

The Nerve Of Some People...
So this evening I sent a text to Not Tellin'. Letting her know how much I value her friendship, and as a responce, I get *Looks at text for a direct quote* "You suck. I hope zombies eat your face off" I think someone owes me a "sorry" just saying :p

New Avatar Policy Updte
Greetings fubarbarians..... I wanted to remind eveyrone that our new avatar is not meant to piss anyone off. We do not want to mark photos NSFW. The goal is to clean up the main photos. The guidelines are clear. If your photo was marked in your gallery, please contact a bouncer or myself, and we will review it and remove the NSFW flag. 1. Some photos that are being marked in galleries are ripped photos that other users have chosen to use as an avatar. When that photo is flagged, every copy on the site gets flagged. As I mentioned above, take it to a bouncer for review and we will remove the NSFW flag. 2. If you just signed on and found your Avatar was flagged, take it to a bouncer and ask them to remove the flag and do not use that photo as an avatar. 3. The bouncers have been very clearly informed to be very cool and patient about working with and communicating with users who need to change their avatar. If you receive a chat message or email from a bouncer, please be cool and wor

Someone's "about Me" Section
I saw this when I was perusing some profiles. "3. YES I HAVE NSFW AND NO YOU CANNOT SEE THEM! UNLESS YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU CAN DO TO GET IN THAT FOLDER DONT THINK THEY COME FOR NOTHING! IM NOT LIKE THAT SO DONT EVEN ASK UNLESS UR READY TO BUY BLING PACKS/VIPs/HAPPYHOURS OR SOMETHING OF THAT NATURE! GET IT GOT IT GOOD!" Now, this makes it sound worse than just showing it to someone. I mean it makes this woman sound like a WHORE. I have nudes but you have to pay type of thing. Yes, these our are people. And, people wonder what is wrong with the gene pool. That is all Dit Peace baby I will need to come up with my own finishing number how about Thats what she said

Traitor!!!
See what happens when you offer a guy to be Captain of your Atheistic Regime, that bastard has higher expectations and wants to be supreme ruler... this type of loyalty must be paid back with kidnessSo If you see him, he is wanted DEAD OR DEAD... if you bring him alive then you and He will be deadReward... 100 of the slutiest women known to mankind....and once women are promised you get this resultLMAO okay quick blog no need for a lot of writing

No Sex In The Vip Room!
Not really but ya looked!!!! I log in to day to 3 new friends requests from three otal new friend requests: 4106458i just joined!open! ACCEPT | DENY 4099080i just joined!open! ACCEPT | DENY 4094710i just joined!open! ACCEPT | DENY no pics or anything...they all say I just joined!!! but the strange thing is they are all invited by Me... or so the profiles say!!!!... wtf is going on around here? I didnt invite anyone or post an invite link anywhere....grrrr anywys, goodmorning all you crazy peoples...all 3 of you that will read this non sense like its important! :D

Nekkid Feet
Do you have any alcohol bottles in your room? What you want? Jack? Crown? Cuervo? Hmmm...if I organize this shit I could open my own bar. Last person to text you? Lemme see...oh, Sheila did. Did I respond? Fuck...no I didn't. I's sowwie. I had lots of beer last night. Do you think you like anyone? I know I do. Who's the biggest whore you know? You're lookin at him! Well...not really LOOKING at him...you're reading his blog. Do you prefer to be friends with boys or girls? Women. I just communicate more easily with them. Maybe my brain is gay...and my cock just vehemently disagrees with my brain. Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you? No. I've shouldered or given a piggy back to a few friends though. Had sex in a movie theater? Regular definition of sex? Or Bill Clinton definition of sex? Has any one of your friends ever seen you cry? No. Do you hate anyone? There's no one I would waste that kind of energy on...I cut my em

Fakes, Real Life & Stuff To Think About On Fubar...
( I’ve tried posting this 6 different times, maybe the 7th will be a charm…) Well, it’s about that time again, time for more fun fun! This one will be a little scatterbrained so please bear with me…… Is this really The Girl of Gold? http://fubar.com/user/2827427 Pics can be found @ http://www.thegoldengirl.net/gallery.php So….yeah this place is funny. It really is. Everyone takes something different from this place. Whether it be to get off, hook up, make real life friends or something more, have fun, have laughs or kill some time between whatever it is you do. There’s the lifers, the point whores

The Offical 9/11 Futard Of The Day Blog..
You know, well clearly you know what today is other than the fact that you see it everywhere. Today is 9/11/2010. The 9th Anniversary of the attacks on the Pentagon, New York City and the foiled attack on the White House thanks to some heroic passengers on an airplane. Thousands of people died that day. It wasn't the Challenger, it wasn't a natural disaster. It was clearly a planned attack on our way of life by people that well, simply hate us. Today even Fubar itself is paying tribute to the day by not even having a Happy Hour (can anyone remember the last day there was no Happy Hour? That would be 2/1/2007, thank you very much..lol) SO yeah, it's a pretty important day. For some people. Then earlier this morning I was linked to this disaster posting by clearly someone who has "had enough"... Sooo umm yeah. Really? While this is America and yes we have freedom of speech, yes everyone is free to voice their opinons and all of that, there is also something called decency an

Yay For Judgmental People!
johnny: hi how are you are you close to pascagoula 6:48pm Suga Lips: no idea. I'm not from here. 6:51pm johnny: so whats your name 6:51pm Suga Lips: its on my profile 6:52pm johnny: so were you from i'm new here also 6:52pm Suga Lips: NY 6:53pm johnny: i'm from san diego 6:53pm johnny: how you like it here 6:53pm Suga Lips: it's cool 6:54pm johnny: u from upstate or city 6:54pm Suga Lips: upstate 6:54pm johnny: so you country girl 6:54pm Suga Lips: not really 6:55pm johnny: never been upstate 6:55pm johnny: just heard its pretty country 6:55pm Suga Lips: it is

Don't Be A Wicked...k?
I am not one to call people out on here or start drama. HOWEVER... it has come to my attention that not all of my so called friends are carrying their weight around here. I am talking about the people I interact with the most aka "My Important Friends" Some of my friends are doing a stellar job. value 3538. Bravo Misfit! I am in your friend debt. Others are right in the sweet spot. Others...they need to get with the program... Value 100. WTF! Really?! The lesson here is DON'T BE A WICKED.

Farscape
This was a Christmas surprise for me: I loved Farscape. For me, it was far and away the best sci-fi show on television...ever. I wish more people had the chance to see it, and I still hate the Sci-Fi channel for not letting them complete the series properly. Oh yeah, Sci-Fi is now SyFy and is populated by professional wrestling and movies about Sharktopus. Good job taking something unique and turning it into shit. Anyway, Farscape. I watched the first three episodes last night and I didn't want to go to bed...even though I've seen them all before. It's the only thing other than Star Wars that gives me that wonderful feeling of being a kid and wanting to see the stars and be Han Solo (or in this case John Crichton) and have an incredible alien universe unfold in front of me. It also has the best villain you'll ever encounter. Think Hannibal Lechter meets Darth Vader meets the scary nazi from the Marathon Man. I'm rambling. Quick synopsis...American astronaut John Cri

The Tree House
The Tree House I saw a tree house in a field one day as I was driving by, I knew there was something special about it but I didn't know why. It wasn't anything spectacular just simple 2x4's but it wasn't finished so I wanted to know a little more. So I walked up to the door and rang the bell, A young woman with a little girl answered and I knew they had a story to tell. Her husband started it for their daughter , close to the ground at the time she was so little he wanted her to be safe and sound. She told me how he started it, her story was really sweet but as I was looking at it I could tell it was incomplete. I asked her if he was gonna finish it an

Social Concepts
Someone pointed out that I didn't post this on this site, and they were quite correct. So I'm rectifying that....If you agree with me, go to BabyJesus' page and post a link to this blog please. Thats all I ask I joined a website back in September, it was called LostCherry. The site was really cool, and had about 220k members. I used to play Y! Pool all the time, so naturally I had a myspace account and talked to people online quite frequently. However, I'd never seen anything like LostCherry before. It was like myspace, but better. You could say what you wanted without fear of Dateline or angry parents tracking you down. You got the option to upload up to FIFTY pictures, wow!! That was amazing. And you get to rate pictures/profiles/blogs, even the bulletins had the ability to comment on them. Plus there were lounges, and everyone had to be 18 to sign up. NO KIDS to worry about!! I was loving it. Instantly, I became an addict. I dropped out of my pool league, and spent all time on

Say What?!
This asshat wrote me about a MuMM comment I made in a tattoo MuMM. I said I didn't care what tattoo they got, I was going back to my 3some with Matt & Drew LOL. (They'll know what I'm talking about.) Read from bottom up. ->lilbit123: ok..you make absolutely no sense whatsoever...my comment wasnt even directed at you or was about you and you choose to write me about it like an hour after I said it..but I'm the dumbass...BTW that's how its spelled DUMBASS lilbit123: shit you are in a league all your own dum azz i could never be that low ->lilbit123: don't put me in your catagory lilbit123: well we have some thing in common we are dum azz ->lilbit123: the 3some comment was a JOKE about another MuMM..dumbass.. lilbit123: what ever go back and look at what you put dum azz ->lilbit123: my comment had nothing to do with the mumm...so I dunno WTF you're talking about lilbit123: new tat ->lilbit123: umm I dont remember commenting on that mumm..title's not familiar lilbit1

3g Needs You! Help Me Win This Contest!
PLEASE HELP ME WIN! I've never been in a contest before, so this is new to me. I thought I may as well give it a try and hopefullyyyyyyyy I win it! The contest starts on Saturday 5/31! That's tomorrow for the day impaired. You know I love yee anyhow :D The picture I need you to comment on needs a total of 40,000 commentaries to win a 3 month VIP and a 1 day blast. You know I'd do it for you!!!!!!! Hell, I've done it for those of you who have asked me to. Come on and show GoofyGeekyGoddess a little love. ;) I promise to give you some elevens and platinum cherries if I win!!!!! Some of you will get fubling too. ;) Send me a message letting me know you helped me out and love will be given! Mmkay? Here yee, here yee, loves, click the texted link below to the contest you go. It's being run by DJ Edge. Meg aka '|3G|GoofyGeekyGoddess* :Teh Hawtness: Heart Breakah, Soul Takeh -PhattahThanCakeBattah-' Nelly FurtadoManeaterMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Bite Me
I sign on today to find this crap..... And when i go to the link i find this.... Not one of my pictures. Is this a new Fubar game? Is this a way to level someone fake account? (I didn't rate btw) And if so, why are they all coming to me? Do i seem like someone who is nice and willing to help? WRONG... Now to make my mumm. Should i go spam the assholes who said this crap? Two of them are above level 20. Should i give out their Fubar user #'s and send my friends after them? Wait? I have friends? They picked the wrong Cubby to play with today.... I REPEAT.. DONT VISIT ANY OF THOSE PROFILES....

Fantasy Island Staff &staff Rules
Owners ^She~Devil^ GM AliveAt40 (GM @ Fantasy Island) Head Greeters Tequila Take Me Home...Head Greeter @ FANTASY ISLAND ^DaRkPhOeNiX^Greeter@Fantasy Island ~*~GET* LEI'D~*~ HaPpY*DaNcE~*~ Promoters ♥FallenLoki♥~Fu-wifey of Shiftngears~[[Shadow Leveler]]**Git-R-Done Bomb Squad** Maj Security LEE ENGLAND'S BIG CANNON ( HEAD SECURITY @ FANTASY ISLAND )and a DBC member ~*~GooB JuSt GooB~*~ GoD BLeSS OuR TrOOpS~*~A.H.S~*~ Irish (Pitbull)

Privacy Settings.
Last night during my Happy Hour a man sent me several blings and I tried several times to send him gifts, message him, and shout him but I kept getting these... Now he has writted a MuMM saying I am Rude. :( And of course I am getting this... Those of you who know me know I would never ever be intentionally rude. :( I can't believe this is happening.....

Firefox *&$^@!!!!
So Firefox wanted to update itself today and being the giving guy that I am I let it. The result, it doesn't seem to want to play well with fubar. Whenever I'm on a page it is ok for a few seconds and then it blocks me out from being able to click on anything. Now, I could try and figure out what's wrong but I'd much rather log on using IE and bitch about it. Anybody using firefox with the latest update seeing the same crap?

Fu Bad Girls Are Fu Bad Business
Before I even get rolling, I know this shit is petty and am even a bit pissed I have to use any of my time on this but I'm am kind of tired of answering the same question over and over. In the land of FU and it's infinite numbers of families and groups, another girl group has popped up calling themselves the FU Bad Girls. Are they in ANY way relation to the small group of friends I have that are the FU Bad Bitches?? NOT EVEN CLOSE. Understand this 1st, the FU Bad Bitches are not a rate, fan and add group. We are just a small group of friends who have been through a lot together and through their strength and tenacity in various situations, have shown that they are indeed a bad bitch. The Fu Bad Girls seemed to NOT be able to be original in concept nor name, so when people 1st asked if we were one in the same and I found myself repeating over and over we wern't, I approached the "biter" ummm "founder" of the FU Bad Girls and explained to her the issue and asked if she might c

To All 2nd Alarm Hotties!!! ¢¾¢¾¢¾
Every day is love a hottie day¢¾ But since we are so many, it's hard to get around to you all. But if you leave a comment here, I will get to you, and rate all your pics. Just let me know ¢¾ ¢¾ Lots of love from Annipoo ¢¾

Week 10 Stats And Week 11 Schedule
Hey all.. sorry took so long. Here goes: 1st Place: Its' Just Me with 94-144 2nd Place: Kelly with 93-144 3rd Place: JP with 91-144 4th Place: Drill and Porch with 85-144 5th Place: Superman with 83-144 6th Place: Me with 80-144 *ish* 7th, 8th and 9th Place: Texi 78-144 Will 77-144 Carrie 72-144 50 pts or lower McLovin 58 Red Alert 57 Crow 48 Alchy 42 Mikey 31 WEEK 11 SCHEDULE Thurs, Nov 13th NYJ @ NE Sun Nov 16th DEN @ ATL MIN @ TB BAL @ NYG DET @ CAR PHI @ CIN CHI @ GB OAK @ MIA NO @ KC HOU @ IND STL @ SF ARI @ SEA TEN @ JAC SD @ PIT DAL @ WAS Mon, Nov 17th CLE @ BUF Remember, I need your picks for Thursday's game no later than 5pm Thursday night. The rest of the picks by Friday 5pm. Good luck guys!

Hurt Feelings
there is a guy who goes by the oh so boring name of "dave" on this site. he comments on my shoutbox all the time. obviously, he's never read my tips and pointers blog. likely, he hasn't read any of my blogs or my profile for that matter. all he ever says there in the shoutbox is "hi" or s'up? or something just as boring as his lame ass username. anyone who has actually read anything i've written must realize they should step it up a notch. unfortunately he has not the brains to do so. today, that douchebag did the same thing again then rated me a 1 and blocked me when yet again i did not respond. come on...this is the fucking internet for god's sake. why do people take it so personally? and really, if you walked up to a girl in a bar and say "hi" will you get a good response? no. have some fucking game, dude. goodbye, dave. you will be sorely missed. or not.

Feel Bad Dad
i feel bad, my lil princess works as a counselor in a home for troubled teen girls. two of them were arguing and she went to go diffuse the situation when the girl that was in her room slammed the door. it pinched off the tip of her middle finger, taking all the meat from the bone up. she went to the trauma center and they flapped it and closed it over the bone. instead of going home after this she went back to work to talk to the girl to tell her she wasn`t mad at her. the girl is one of my daughters favorites and she knew it was an accident. she made sure she lost none of her privileges and took her to lunch today i feel bad i wasn`t there to hug her but i am so proud of her for thinking more of her young charge than her own injury.

Spotlight
Loads of people what do MuMMs do that thing where they are a spotlight, so I have decided that it must be a wicked way to get TEH!! POINTZ!! As I love TEH!! POINTZ!! I have decided that I will do this as well, because if there's a bandwagon going, Imma gonna jump it. So here's the thing. I hereby solemnly swear that from now until the end of May, or until I haz loads of bucks to do that thing, I swear that any money anyone gives me will not get spent on buying TQ back from some guy or other, or buying a Hummer to give to Jai. The only gifts I will buy will be those ones where it is a cheap can of beer - YOUR money will go on me getting spotlight and nothing else. If you give me any. Which you don't have to. Well wishes are equally valued. Or a can of that cheap beer. Whatever. But I have a vision. A vision of a man. A man that wears a wrestling man mask that he drawed on his face himself. A man that is a spotlight. A man... well, it's me. Do you see? It's me, being a spot

New Fun Blog...
Alright...I'm gonna give a 1 credit bling out to the person who answers the most of the following questions right...Lets see who knows Woo the best! 1. How many kids do I have? 2. What age did I have my first child? 3. What is my favorite color? 4. Do I actually live in Minneapolis? 5. Who is my favorite painter? Monet, Renoir, or VanGogh 6. What is my favorite kind of dog? 7. What is my favorite fast food place? Okay folks...try to guess! You can guess more than once!

I Live In My Head
I live in my head (or a lament on the price of cold coffee) (or, lauding the virtue of sour cream) I live in my head With monuments to pristine clarity Where crystalline palaces gleam In a city on the edge of eternity, Where the ideal is close enough To solve the problems of reality. She lives in her heart With obstacles of immense enormity Where burdens drag her at a weary pace Through the ruins of what never was, While myriad complications dash her hopes On the troubles she discovers and explores. In many lifetimes my blanched fingertips Pressed the filmy bubble of difference between us, In disbelief that the hair's breadth of years Must snatch that unique pear from her short life So that we can never be.

You Stay Classy San Diego
Hola Amigos/Amigas! I’m back from vacation. What’s that? You say you didn’t realize I was gone? Fine. I don’t need your sympathy “welcome back!” I’ve been marginalized and ignored by better people than you! Nevertheless, I’m going to tell you about my vacation. I just spent 7 glorious days lounging about in San Diego. San Diego is lovely for a number of reasons. But the biggest reason San Diego is lovely is that it is NOT Phoenix. You see, we’ve been averaging 110 + degrees for the last couple of weeks here in the PHX. It’s the type of weather that makes household pets burst into flames if they go outside to pee. Whereas, in San Diego, they are lucky to top 80 degrees – ever. Which is why every July, Arizonans invade the beaches of San Diego with our mandals, bad Hawaiian shirts, and dry, flaky skin. Upon arriving in the Land of Ron Burgundy, I immediately rented a surfboard for a week. I’m n

Damn Kids!!!
Recently, I've been reminded of something I haven't thought of for awhile.... Kids! Now while I'm more then content knowing I'll never have any myself, I DO get reminded of how wonderful they are... I grew up with friends who had older siblings who had kids, so when I started dating, I was used to my girlfriends' nieces and/or nephews around... Fast forward to my first fiance when I was 20. Beautiful little Italian girl named Toni who captured my heart. And not only did Toni love me, but so did her 2 year old daughter Amber. I was so happy, not only did I have ONE girl to love... ...but TWO! And when the young one was asleep, me and mommy had "adult time"... ...at least till 2 AM. We knew we had to finish up by then cuz Amber would wonder into bed with us by then... Amber even made TWO Father's Day gifts..... though I made it clear I'm NOT her daddy... What hurt when me and Toni broke up was the fact my heart broke x2.................. I remember leaving our apartment aft

Creeping Flesh
I'm afraid of spiders. I'm afraid of heights. I'm afraid of confined spaces. I'm afraid of being buried alive. I'm afraid of always saying the wrong thing. I'm afraid of my obsessions. I'm afraid of never being good enough. I'm afraid everyone will think I cut and pasted the "I'm afraid of" parts of each statement. I'm afraid I did. I'm afraid that I stole this blog idea. I'm afraid of facing my fears. I'm afraid of people's expectations of me. I'm afraid of trying to exceed expectations. I'm afraid I'm a failure. I'm afraid of being alone. I'm afraid of letting anyone in. I'm afraid of who and what I really am. I'm afraid of being in love. I'm afraid of not being in love. I'm afraid of how long this list is. I'm afraid I'll stop myself from clicking on the post blog entry button. I'm tired.

Points!!!
So I have a point to make, if you came here thinking this was about point then you missed the point, the point being I have no point in making points for the sake of making points to have a point to make... ..boredom more than likely will delete this, since I missed My point of making a point to start a pointless discussion on points for the sake of missing to make a point in the trying to attain a point... ...damn insomnia... 3 days no sleep.. shoot Me.

Ringaling A Ling
when i was a child i caught chronic ear infections and had tubes put in my ears. as an adult I have slight hearing loss in my left ear, and get fluid on my ear every time I have an upper respiratory infection, or bad allergies will cause it as well. according to the old wives tales, when your ear rings, it supposed to mean some one is talking about you. I believe one side meant it was good and the other meant it was bad...i cant recall, mostly because its bs. but my ear has been ringing all day long, so whos talking about me? lol working on the boats with the loud engines running all the time probably doesnt help my hearing one bit. I just wrote this blog cuz there isnt anything going on any who as you were

Realizations V2
1. Something is wrong with me. No point whore is willing to fuMarry me. =[ 2. The people that are on the top for winning at the slots and poker really don't have good luck. They probably just spent an ungodly amount of money to get creidits. 3. It's nice having a new phone number that only 4 people know the number to. [if you're on my phone and you don't have the new number yet, you'll get it] 4. I didn't realize, until today, how many weirdos I know. It's scary. 5. It's looking like things are looking up for me and I couldn't be happier. Maybe December will be a good month and a great start at something new. 6. As always, I love my friends.

So....how You Doin?
I posted this as a blog comment so I thought I'd just cut and paste it and save myself the time of writing a real blog: "I get that "not paying attention" thing a lot. No matter how many times I tell people that I'm normally quite quiet and rarely engage first. I used to just apologize and put in a little extra effort for them for a few days, but I am who I am and I'd revert quickly. Eventually I'd get in arguments and ask them why they don't start the conversation if they want to talk to me that badly. I'm not a small talker...it's rather pointless. That's why I do the random gifting...it makes up for that lacking.That's why I like bloggers. I can step right into a conversation about something rather than wasting time feeling around for something to talk about. Hi, how are you, how was your day...if it was a great day or a horrible day I wouldn't have to ask, I'd know. So why go fishing for something that isn't there?" I realize that makes me sound like a dick that doesn't give a

The Internetz
i m not sure about this......my bio father never raised me.....my bio mom dies in '01......i m trolling google....i find 2 addresses in Philadelphia with my fathers name....i put 2 and 2 together( i think)..he was 20 yrs old when i was born.....so (if this is him).....what do i even begin to say to this man....the site i found him on has an actual telephone number...do i call it and make an ass of myself...or do i say...."are you my Daddy??

Liltigerlili...give Her Your Fubucks
3-16-10 is lili's birthday... wouldn't you like to see her in the spotlight??? THIS IS NOT HER IDEA AND SHE IS NOT BEGGING FOR BUCKS..IT'S MY IDEA AND I'M BEGGING FOR THE BUCKS...SOOOOO THERE! hehe *sips on her joe* ♥ thanks in advance *grin*

What The Hell?
This is an email I got today. It sturck me as funny as hell considering I spoke with the person for all of 5 minutes. From the very first moment I saw you I knew that we were destined to be together. It has been so long since a woman has captured my attention so fully or made my heart beat the way it did that very first day i saw your pics on badoo. Your smile lights up my entire spirit. Your laughter fills me with joy, and your mere presence will warm any room. I have no doubt you are the woman Heaven has made especially for me.Thank you for the comfortable conversations and for asking me to be your friend maybe it might lead us somewhere from there. Most importantly, thank you for sharing your friendship and wanting to make me your good friend first. No matter how slowly or at what distance our courtship developes, I know standing before God and our future family, vowing to be your partner for life, was the easiest decision I could have ever made.Each day that passes makes our fr

April 1st Is No Laughing Matter
So as most of you have heard, I got fired on April 1st. "Like," as the kids say, "for realz." I know a lot of you probably thought the status was an April Fools joke, and I can't blame you. If I'd been more clear-headed, I probably would have added something to the effect of it not being a joke, but it was all so sudden that I was totally off-guard. So what happened? Well, I'm still trying to figure that out myself, exactly, but here's the facts as I see 'em. Wednesday, March 31st, I got into a verbal confrontation with my boss over the phone. Without going into details, she heavily implied that I was lazy and lying to her (but of course, not in any specific wording that could be traced back to her). This isn't the first time that something like this had happened, and I'd had enough. I called her on it. I told her directly that I felt harassed and she was calling me a liar. She kind of hand-waved it off, but never strongly denied it. I very nearly walked out that day over it, but aft

May Vent Session...just Telling It Like It Is...as Always...
inefuehwh4ufhw84w49f … time to shake out the brain cobwebs and get back to it guess huh? Crazy times, weird people and strange places. That’s about it about now. For those of who you do not follow the news, and there are a lot of you, please be advised that right now in the Gulf of Mexico, there’s probably the worst U.S. oil spill disaster in history happening, it’s going to spread from the gulf coast and potentially all up the eastern seaboard of the U.S., in addition to a lot of photos of black birds, you will see gas prices shoot up as well as the price of seafood. Just sayin. Then.. There’s Arizona and the immigration disaster. There are upwards of 500,000 illegal immigrants in the state of Arizona. The drug cartels from Mexico have run wild and are now crossing our borders en

Large Mammary Glands
Dear Ladies with Large Mammary Glands, I feel the need to apologize to you for getting all excited when i see your boobies. I failed to realize at the time that they come with their own sets of problems... Witchie I'm sorry i masturbated and squirted to your boobies. Hellyion I'm sorry that I want to masturbate and squirt to yours. Witty in the wet t shirt...mmm Mrs Bad crumble oh my.. I did not know what i know now... I did not know what life was like with large mammary glands, I am sorry that when you take your bra off there are indents of the bra left behind, That your back aches for hours from carrying such a heavy load. I didn't realize how many idiots talk to your breasts. I was one of those people and I'm sorry. Even tonight when i was talking to the asshole ( my lovely husband who i cherish and adore) i realize men only care about themselves. He said and let me quote "i ain`t gotta lug them around" This is when it dawned on me. Men just want to lube them up and sli

I Am A Fu Hoar
I am quite possibly the worst Fu Hoar on this site. My 4 year Fu anniversary is coming up. Sad I know considering people who have been on this site for a lot less longer than I are way higher in the levels (hence why I say I am the possibly the worst fu hoar). Now thanks to Passions and Jacko, I might possibly be able to level. (keeps fingers, toes, arms, eyes and legs crossed) I am asking you, my more experienced fu hoars, how much would an acceptable fu buck price be for a 25 bling pack and VIP be? ( I figured I would try to procure some achievements as well). Also for you pros out there, do you think that FU would retroact my spotlight acheivement? I have screen shots and such...just wondering. And if any of you have any advice, I would surely appreciate it. PS...I want to know who else has been on this site as long as I have...be nice to remember good ole Lost Cherry.

Men Friends And Fu Skanks ....
U knooooooooooooooooooooooooo , its really messed up you can be friends with a guy mad long and help them with all there problems emotionally and shit , and the second some fu skank talks dirty to them or send the porn "they like" to share haha -nice onee...ur replaced like bam! regurdess of what they look like sexual attention is nice right? hahaha i didnt know skanks came before anything in life .... they should make the jack card a new skank card .... skank card is wild it beats all ! hows that for strip poker baby !hahaim sorry but i would never treat my friends like that ..... js...rant rant rant ..... LISTEN TO SONG AND COMMENT ... "use to think the world of you ,I have just lost respect for you .........."

Who's Out Of Line?
This is what happened during a pimp out...A sb lounge request...no hello, no nothing. grrrr Demon Kitty GM HPPfuengaged to DjCr... Buzz: 100% sh*t faced! Level: Disciple (26) Gender: Female, 31 Location: Camden On Gauley, WV Status: http://www.fubar.com/lounge/73104 cum play wif this kitty 8:01pm Demon Kitt...: www.fubar.com... 8:06pm Deacon: for getting in my sb with your lounge So she sends her BF to tell me something LMAO... I dont think i was eccessively rude, I didnt name call or anything!!! just simply used fubar emotes..if they are so rude, why are they available for our use? hmmmm?

Things That Make Me Lol...
People who act smarter than everyone else but cant read a simple map. Women who refer to themselves as milfs (dont they know the term is moms i'd like to fuck?... I'D like) Turnips... just because Watching people react angrily to things that happen to them, yet laugh about doing the SAME thing to others Season 12 of South Park (y) Hypocrites (True, I can admit Im a hypocrite myself, but if you cant laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?) Mitch Hedberg Those "Hitler reacts" videos on YouTube Sweatin' to the Oldies vol. 2,3 and 5 Watching when my dad tried to play Halo...he hasnt mastered "Pong" on Atari, but he thought he could handle an Xbox People who walk up to a locked door, try to open it, step back, look around, then try to open it again before leaving. I know its not much of a list, but I was trying to go for something thats a lil more than a "Blow off some steam and rant" type blog, or a "Whoa is me" blog that seems to be the norm lately. What makes so

Some Insights
I have wanted to Blog about me for a while now. But I don't know what to say. I see emo blogs, angry blogs, "Eff You" blogs (and status messages and mumms too) on here, and I feel saddened. All I want is to take their pain and turn it into an object lesson in life and help get over it. I usually can't. I see people on the Gulf Coast suffering. And Somalia. And Haiti. And dozens of other places in dire need. And i want to gather up all the food and money and people and trucks and building supplies I can and go help. I can't do it. I see people attacking ideas and actions that i perceive as positive (political and not) and all I have is the desire to show them how they are wrong, and how wrong they are. I can't. These things coupled with the fact that, in the last year, my household's income went to less than half because i lost my job and my mom has been working for free some months, and my sister hasn't sold enough product to get her commission check, and I get so depressed that I

The Parade Of Sunday Stupid...
Soo yeah then. Hi kids, how in the hell have you all been? Me, just a big ol happy basket of peaches as usual. Yanno, yeah I've been quiet but it kinda gets like that when you're "watching" stuff you know. And that's about right. So what do I see latley? Well, this might be odd to say for Fubar but people's feelings being hurt and being emo even? Somewhat. Then I see silly. I see point and rate and bling game silliness. I am so happy I am out of that loop you have no idea. Sure I have my family and friends, etc that do stuff of course. But that's not really why they are there for the most part anyways. Alot of you don't realize just how crazy it can be up there in that rate game. Maybe you don't even want to, I dunno. Want to see something crazy and true? This is a story I received about one of them up there, recently even. Read this sb...the name is x-ed out to protect the person involved.... So if I am reading this right, this person is paying people off with boomerangs ju

Warm N Fuzzy
It's a crisp, rainy Fall day here in the Bluegrass and I LOVE it! Autumn is my favorite time of year. The colors, scents, and briskness in the air never fails to refresh me. I love the warmth and coziness of dim lights, fuzzy throws, hot spiced teas, scented candles or wax tarts burning. Today it's Hot Maple Toddy scented tarts. :) I've already decorated my front door and front flower bed for the season. Autumn leaves, pumpkins, chrysanthemums in yellow and dark red, and a cute lil scarecrow. Time to bake fresh apple cakes, apple dumplings, apple pie, pumpkin bread, and make some fried apple pies. Pour another glass of fresh cider. What a lovely time of year. :) That is all.... For now.

Lil Peeved
Multiple system restores at 6am will do that to a person. And caution, probably going to offend some people with this, but what's new. I've had cause to be very, very proud to be Kiwi this past week; I've also had cause to hate some of them...and to want to rip my screen apart at some of the despicable ignorance displayed by foreigners. For the record, and for the sake of my tongue with its bite marks... - no, our Prime Minister isn't a great orator, but he IS a half decent person...he doesn't stand on ceremony (there is no Mr Prime Minister, it's John) and he doesn't take hours and days to get his spin doctors to tell him what he can/should say in just the right way. The politicians here I respect most are the ones that DO look embarrassed to be trying rhetoric and pathos to impress. They SHOULD be embarrassed. And, by the way, that's his home-town, he has friends missing there himself...he and half the government, and opposition, were there within hours (on the ground too, n

You Disgust Me, Clarence.
If your name is actually Clarence, I apologize. Unless, of course, you're actually disgusting. Speaking of disgusting, I'm kind of grossed out by the personalities that some people exhibit. I'm not claiming mine is superior because I know it's not, and I think the dumbass that keeps popping up in my shoutbox to get a "like" because he can't remember who he spammed 24 hours earlier could probably attest to what a bitch I can be... but some people that even I thought I knew better can really be disappointing in an ewww kind of way. As far as this site goes, just because I don't buy you as much bling as I used to when I wasted more money on here doesn't mean I started to like you less. I can't afford it and I won't pretend that I can, but it seems those are the only kind of acknowledgements some people seem to acknowledge in return. I was never looking for gratitude, or even a response to the gift itself, but the reason I ever got you something in the first place was because I admired a

Is There A Rehab Center For A Sparkly Things Addiction?
I'm never going to win.. First off, I blame Krazik for this.. He's in charge of bling.. Every couple of weeks fubar puts in the bling shop a ring.. The only flaw I find in Jen is her fucking addiction to sparkly shit.. Every single time a new ring pops into the bling shop Jen hits play on her prerecorded message to me.. It goes like this... Jen: OOOOHHHHH.. That's pretty.. That's the preitties ring I've ever seen.. How many credits do you have? I swear, I won't ask for another one again.. Yea, i know I said that last time, but this THE ONE.. I love you baby.. *bats eyelashes* Ryan: *bangs head on keyboard* 5 minutes later... · Jen has bought you a Bling-Pack! It's a plot by fubar admin to drive me insane.. The bastards...

Auction Results
Well, hello there. Thank you for either being in the auction, or bidding on someone in the auction. if you are reading this, and the above doesn't apply to you, send me 5 bling credits. Thank you. Here are the results. If you bid on someone and won (as outlined below) please provide payment to the person you bid on within the next two days. If you are expecting they will do anything they said they would, good luck with that. Some will, some wont. Again, thank you. It was a lot of fun. Ancient One: won by Year Of The Dragon with a bid of a VIP renewal and 6 credit bling pack. Length of VIP not specified. FireKist: won by higgs boson with a bid of a polisher. FvckingCannibal: won by PoSTaL with a bid of a boomerang. George: won by Year Of The Dragon with a bid of a boomerang. NOTE: George said the most intesting bid would win. Is YOTD's hope for a stuffed George interesting enough? Goddess Rayna: won by StainOfMind with a bid of a boomerang. Higgs Boson: won by PinkAndDeadOn

Blow Jobs
I have had so many guys ask me how I suck cock. So rather than write this so many times, here we go: Ready? ooh sexy let me get on my knees and let you grab the back of my head and ram your cock down my throat till I gag or better yet throw up and than let you drip cum all over my face while U smear it around....... No is that at all sexy...or this: I position on the bed and have you lay back. I take yor semi hard cock in my mouth and work my lips around the head of your cock and slowly beging to suck up and down taking your massive hard on in my warm mouth and swirl my toungue all around. I get the will and nerve to completly swallow you to your balls and relase it out jerking your cock as I lick and nibble on your balls. I begin to lick and suck my way back up to your cock head and lick all the precum that is now dripping from your cock and look up into your eyes as I lick it up and while still looking at you, you watch as your cock slips into my mouth again and i feel your ba

Bra Sizes Explained
Bra Sizes Explained Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed! {A} Almost boobs... {B} Barely there {C} Can't complain! {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake {G} Get a Reduction {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up! What one are you ???

I Lost #1 Blog
Not long ago I got my baby blog and my story into the #1 blog spot. I just recently noticed that my blog was moved into the #2 spot and it breaks my heart that my story about the loss of our baby has been replaced. I have done everything that I can to try to spread the message about compassion, friendship and understanding. PLEASE help me get my baby blog back into the #1 spot where it belongs so that I can continue to spread the support to other parents that might be going through this very same thing. I know that you all will do the right thing.

Nfl Mock Draft For My Fav Raider's Fan
1. Oakland Raiders - JaMarcus Russell, QB, LSU 2. Detroit Lions - Calvin Johnson, WR, Georgia Tech 3. Cleveland Browns - Adrian Peterson, RB, Oklahoma 4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Joe Thomas, OT, Wisconsin 5. Arizona Cardinals - LaRon Landy, S, LSU 6. Washington Redskins - Gaines Adams, DE, Clemson 7. Minnesota Vikings - Jamal Anderson, DE, Arkansas 8. Atlanta Falcons - Patrick Willis - MLB - Ole Miss 9. Miami Dolphins - Amobi Okoye Louisville 10. Houston Texans - Levi Brown, OT, Penn State 11. San Francisco 49ers - Alan Branch, DT, Michigan 12. Buffalo Bills - Marshawn Lynch, RB, Cal 13. St. Louis Rams - Adam Carriker, DE, Nebraska 14.Carolina Panthers - Brady Quinn, QB, Notre Dame 15. Pittsburgh Steelers - Paul Posluszny, LB, Penn State 16. Green Bay Packers - Ted Ginn, Jr., WR, Ohio State 17. Jacksonville Jaguars - Reggie Nelson, S, Florida 18. Cincinnati Bengals - Leon Hall, CB, Michigan 19. Tennessee Titans - Charles Johnson, DE, Georgia 20. New

Spoken Word ~ The Art Of Seduction By Marq
Jus for the Ladies :D The Art of Seduction Massage, Masseuse, You’re to tight, get loose. Baby Breathe deep, Come on… relax a lil bit… Just let your body fall limp, An stop biting your lip. Here we are, lay down on the couch In the candle light, exploring by mouth Leaving glistening salvia trails across soft skin Lip locked, prepared for twirls & spins Slippery & sliding, tongues will flick. Across swollen tips, to lick two nips. From soft to hard with three moist, kiss. With most clothes still on, but steady grinding hips We dilly & dally, searching our valleys Every crevasse & protrusion How sweet her taste, inducing dream like states, Reveries of erotic illusions Now shedding our clothes, I tear through her hose, An with one quick jerk, Send the buttons soaring from my shirt, Into the air & before they can hit the floor, We are bare chest to breast, Flesh on flesh, Both, craving & begging for more Sticking together from our thick sweat Trickling, &

Shepherd's Pie ?
Today's Shepherd's Pie has the following ingredients in it.... 3 lbs ground beef 5 to 7.5 ozs grated amrican and motarela cheeses (mixed) 1 can corn 8 red potatoes cut up into quarters (with skin on) 1 can garlic and tomatoes 1 jar of sliced mushrooms 1/2 head iceburg lettuce 1/2 sweet onion approx. 1.5 pounds smashed potatoes lots of Mrs. Dash's Garlic and Herb seasonings 1.5 cup red and green gum drops 2 cups plane M&Ms (any colors) 1 can pumkin pie mix For those who don't know, shepherds pie can be made up from most anything you have on hand...but key to it is layering meat - pie mix - veggies - smashed potatoes - candy with american and motarela cheezes on top of it all. YUMMMMY? Would you make it? Would you eat it? Why or why not?

Canceling My Account
I'll be canceling my account this weekend. I am so sick and tired of the stupid drama and bullshit on this site. I have made a few really good friends on here and I'd like to stay in touch with a few of you so if I don't have you on yahoo or myspace and you want to keep in touch, let me know. I bid everyone else farewell and goodbye. And all you mumming assholes that think this is about you. FUCK OFF. You're all drama seeking attention whores.

First Visit To A New Park "a True Story" (straight)
First Visit to a New Park "True Story" (straight) After a couple visits to the same park, we agreed to meet at the new park, which we had talked about. She didn’t want to go to the same park, too often as a couple, with her being married too. Once at the park, we drove into the park a couple miles. We left our cars at a pull off and walked down a path. The path wound along a creek, for half a mile or so. Seeing a nice big sand bar across the creek, we took off our shoes to wade across. She had brought a blanket, which we spread over the ground. I pulled off my shirt and laid down on my back. She laid down next to me and snuggled up close, cuddling and kissing. After a while, she moved to sit on top of me, at my waist. I reached up slipping her dress over her head. She surprised me, by wearing a new pair of Blue Lace panties, bought just for today. I pulled her face to mine, kissing her. She moved her kissing to my neck, then down to my should

First And Only Blog.
Actual article from the LA Times: 'In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil,' Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew 'Kiki' Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. 'I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in,' he explained. 'As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him.' At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. 'The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tubing, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger

The 15,000 + Rate Memorial Day Weekend Fake
..first off, I'd like to wish all of my friends, their families a very safe and happy Memorial Day weekend! It's the first weekend (officially) that what will be the summer of 2008 and I'm sure will be a memorable one for all of us...now to the fun stuff... This long running FAKE, ..the 15,000+ rate fake. Fif-teen-thousand plus. Over 15,000 people have fallen for this fake below, hell it hasn't even tried to shop a salute or anything...this user below: »-(¯`v´¯)-»ßãßÿ †®èª§üR£ ~Öwñër~ ßªß¥ †r€ð§ûrë§ Î§£åñÐ »-(¯`v´¯)-»@ fubar ....has stolen all of her photos from English actress Jennifer Ellison, as shown below: ..now here's the real actress below..even with some of the same pics..lol:

Stupid People
I am so severely tired of stupid people. It seems like I them everyfuckinwhere. I want to dance a jig when I meet someone worthy of a conversation, let alone a friendship. And by worthy I mean someone that is on a same mental level as I am. I don't think I'm better than everyone else, but I know that I am better than some. There are people out there that can be equated to dirt or feces, and I dont care if this sounds shitty, thats just how it is. I am tired of people with a barely present IQ trying to appear better than they really are. Its tiring for me to interact with all those chodes and bitches. I know I'm not a tolerant person, and I don't have to be. Its my party, and I'll hate them if I want to.

Occam's Razor Does Not Apply To You...
Occam's razor basically states the simplest solution is usually the correct one. It is a personal favorite of mine, because I see it so often. For example: "No one understands what I am saying, it must be because they went to a different school district, where they didn't teach it and they don't have the background to understand it" No, Occam's Razor would say that they just don't want to listen to you. To bring this rocketing into my reality, I just get this phone call: Him: Is Domain XYZ down? I can't ping it! Me: Well XYZ is not listed in DNS, so you wouldn't be able to ping it, the key indicator of it being down is that no one in the building would be able to get on it. Him: Can you get on it? Me: Yes, I have been on all day. Him: But I can't see it! Occam's Razor here would state that the problem may be on your side rather than the domain that serves the entire building is down, but this means you would have to do work to fix it, instead of shoving it off on me.

Dj Whoremaster? Rly?
So I have been asked to be the DJ for a private club that my wife and I belong to. I will be doing it most Saturday nights although I'm hoping I won't have to do it every week. I need to download some songs but not sure what download software is the best to use as far as avoiding viruses and legal action. Any suggestions are appreciated.

Sorry I'm Late
I got here late today, sorry but that means no Cubby comments today for you fans. I couldn't sleep last night. New rule for Cubby. NEVER WATCH INFOMERCIALS..... So i start watching this "Hard + Heavy" infomercial. All 80's music. Hair bands, Arena rock, Glam bands, whatever you want to call it. I think i got a woody. These are the tunes i grew up with. Remember, i only act like a teenager. I'm really old btw. :D So first i try and figure out how to order this without a credit card. Then i think, hey.... i should make a whole playlist out of these songs... Big mistake, i've been listening to tunes all morning. I made a whole playlist of songs that made my teenage years fun. Take a listen if you wish. If this is not your kinda thing, no biggie, just make sure your speakers are off when you visit. All 10 of you who do visit. :P I'm off to watch Nascar in a few minutes. Go Tony go. Cheers you all. (Prayers to CuppyCake)

Come Bid On Me!
~~~~ CLICK on pic to see the auction! ~~~~ To make it a little more fair... 1 Million fubuck bid is equal to $7.50 / 1 day blast 2 Million fubuck bid is equal to $12 / 12 credit bling pak or 3 day Blast 2.5 Million fubuck bid is equal to $20 / 7 day Blast 3 Million fubuck bid is equal to $25 / 25 credit bling pak 4 Million fubuck bid is equal to $50 / 70 credit bling pak or 30 day Blast 5 Million fubuck bid is equal to $100 / 150 credit bling pak or HH ~ Example ~ If someone would bid a 1 day blast, to beat that bid, you would have to bid 1000001 fubucks or 1 day blast and 1 fubuck or any other combination...

Spanking
To be honest, I could never understand spanking and why people get turned on by it. It can't be a psychological issue triggered by childhood experiences, since I used to be on a receiving end of many a spankings. I remember my dad take our an old army belt from the closet, fold it in half, and by creating space between two halves and snapping it back, making this loud snapping noise while getting closer to me. I remember the leather hit any part of my body that happened to be in the way: sometimes face, arm, leg. The target was the butt, ofcourse, but thats one place I tried to avoid getting hit by the belt. It stang and I totally hated that second after it made contact with my skin: burning and stinging. Then came the beltless spankings, when he would catch me (which was really not hard in a studio apt), bend me over his arm, pull down my pants, and smack my butt with as much force as possible. It hurt incredibly, and only one thing I hated more-that hand meeting my face.

Please Let Us Know...
Since it is so hard to keep up with what is going on with our council and members from day to day, we have decided that it might be a good idea to have a place where members and council can keep us informed. Please let us know if you have any need or would like to pass anything on to the other members by posting it here. If you need help... let us know. If you will be away or have an issue to address... let us know. This way everyone can stay on top of the day to day events regarding our family. Please only use this blog to let the family know about your own needs... or the needs of other family members. This is not the proper place to advertise for friends who are not in the family. Non Family Members ARE NOT to post advertisements of any kind on this blog and those comments will be deleted immediately. Thanks

Status
i set my status to: perfectly_inked needs a good_____. the list so far lottery ticket cocaine fix night kiss motorboat christmas movie spanking ( i have been a bad girl) salad tossing vibrator movie night with lots of junk food (yes, porco, for sure). a ride in the rape van with some good ole porco chicken.

Something
Ok, so this isn't really to do with me, but I thought of this a couple of days ago. When I went to my dad's funeral last year, I noticed that everything with his name on was spelt Brian. Now I'd never seen it like that and questioned my uncles about it. Turns out, he always spelt it wrong, always Bryan. Why, who knows. Just strikes me as kinda weird.

Last Time.
I have been tagged going on about 10 times, soooo here is a new list. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have every Stephen King book. In hardcover. 2. I have a Bath And Body Works obsession. Preferably Warm Vanilla Sugar. 3. I have a scent obsession. My home has to smell awesome at all times. Firm believer in Febreeze, air fresheners, scented candles, tart warmers, and such. 4. My family calls me Sherry Boo. :| 5. I have a small dent at the top of my forehead that was so graciously given to me when I was 6 years old by my dear brother who decided it would be fun to throw a rock at me. 6. My first ever concert was Journey.

1 2 3 4 Rev Is A Point Whore!
A charming and lovely Canadian person gave me one of those cherry bomb bling things. I'm way too fuckin stoned and lazy to find albums worth bombing. So, I thought I'd appeal to you fuckers to let me know if you have any albums full of pics that you want bombed. Just let me know on this and I'll bookmark your page for when I activate it. I'm so ashamed about this, I can barely look at myself.

Pmsl
So, I just ran a bomb, right? I had my status set at: "beggars ignored...kthxbai" I had a list of people I wanted to hit, and I was going down my messages list. I have my shoutbox set to friends only, so if my friends pop up and say they have autos, or ask for a bomb, it's cool with me... but when people send begging messages through PM... meaning that they aren't even a friend, I feel I have every right to ignore them. Well, I get a message from this dude asking for a bomb, then I get the following message. By the time my bomb was done and over, he'd blocked me... the pussy. PS... If you're a friend, and thought I meant that YOU can't ask, it doesn't apply. If you can get me in my SB, feel free to ask. I'll let you know if I don't have time to hit you cuz I'm doing paybacks or whatever (Y) ***edited to fix gross misuse of apostrophes*** ***edited to add screenshot of dude's bling***

Sb Assault
seen ya cu...: well its just talk not like we are ever going to meet so i say what i see and u have nice tits ->seen ya cu...: you have no shame. seen ya cu...: mmmm ty u have a lovely chest ->seen ya cu...: not a snowball's chance pervert. seen ya cu...: i wanna wrap those nice tits around my cock ->seen ya cu...: ewww no. seen ya cu...: hey sexy cum watch me jerkoff Ewwww. Nothing like awesome morning shoutbox assaults.... a little more added...

Bionics And Stuff
in 24 hours, i shall be about halfway finished with my "total hip replacment" surgery. evidently its a pretty major deal. i'll be laid up in the hospital until Thursday. Next week my mom is coming up to help me with whatever needs to be done as i recover. my mom is a nosey biddy so i won't be logging onto fu while she's around. (crap i gotta call her, don't i?) at any rate, my presence here over the next couple weeks will be little. if anyone wants to keep in touch via email, misterfeet@hotmail.com If you do send me an email, please put your fubar user name in the subject title, just in case it gets routed to junk mail. if not, well i'll be back full force in a few weeks and jumping around again woot woot :) oh btw, happy birthday to Mz Phatty and to Violets!

14mil Fu Bucks For A Bomb For Peace & All That
If I had the cash I'd buy a bling pack and give her a bomb... but, I'm broke. So, I'm willing to dish out some fubucks (Bunnzy is chippin in 4 mil) if you buy peace & all that a bomb. If you know of anyone selling bombs...please let me know! ♥ PoStaL William's♔Demesne Fu Husband & Lord To Diana's♈Demesne has just sent you 1000000 fuBucks! side note; he has a slogan :D "Don't let us fall flat, help buy a bling for peace and all that. :P" JoJoTM Badass Bad*Girl~Proud member of Fubar's most ignored~Owner of Codeputy has just sent you 500000 fuBucks! "u kanhaz more monies for peace:)" mb....Spikecoon(the tard's) slave has just sent you 500000 fuBucks! "for Peace...I wish I could give ya more" *dances* we're up to 14 fu mil for a bomb for peace! woot woot!!!

Who Wants To Play A Game?
I'm going to be bored soon, because someone hot and sexy and awesome is going to work. So who wants to play a game? Ze Game: Werewolf Ze Idea: We are all villagers. (To be played on IRC, because, I have a bot for it.) One or two of the villagers are... DUN DUN DUN... WEREWOLVES! :oSo then it goes in day-night cycles. Night cycles, everyone "sleeps", except the werewolves, who EAT PEOPLE! OH NOES! So we wake up and find a person dead each morning, then have to figure out who the werewolves are, while the werewolves try to make everyone think (subtly) that it isn't them. Then, at the end of each day-turn, we lynch someone. If we lynch the werewolves before there are more werewolves than people, the villagers win. If not... the werewolves win.There's also a seer, who can, while asleep, have a vision about one villager per turn to determine if they are or are not the werewolf... but admitting to being the seer means the werewolves will eat you faster, so it's VERY hard to use t

Soul For Sale, Make Offer
this is a one time sale to raise fu money the winning bid gets one slightly tarnished abused soul disclaimer: soul is as is and comes without a conscience or any semblance of morals happy now tink?

Sundays
Sundays for the Family will be a rest day for all of the Family no leveling... if the Recruiters still want to put people though they can but do not have to... This will be a day to recharge and change up and work on the home page...Tag maker can take the day off Too :D Any Questions or Problems please come and talk to me Thanks all Queen Ice

Wow, Much Drama
For those of you who know me. I wont get personal, ok well all that much personal. But over the last few weeks and all I have been dealing with some MAJOR drama on here. A friend of mine ( or so i thought). Her man was coming on to me big time. And was asking me to come to STL and have sex with him before he met up with her for the first time. He also stated that he would pay for me to come out there for a weekend. I tell this friend of mine, she was said this... Oh i knew he was like this.. and i should had never trusted him. blah blah blah. And how she was gonna play him for the fool he is. and all that other freaking bull. Turns out, she desided to believe him, and stay with him, which is her choice, might i add. But I woke up this morning to being blocked by her and a few other people, because, her fu-hubby didnt want her talking to me anymore.. I HATE DRAMA, and I dont care if you block me. But I would like a reason why you block me when you do.

Srsly...
Why is it that a person can sit with the same damn owner for days, I come in and buy them and within 5 minutes there is a sudden bidding war? I feel like I'm being watched. The person isn't ever even bought back from whomever I bought them from either. I think I'm just done wasting my money on people.

Pick A Number...
Okay...Pick a number between 1-150. Whoever gets the closest without going over gets a 1 credit bling. You only get 1 guess. You have until 6pm central time...so about 20 mins =) I'll announce the winner at 6pm too. Go!

What The Bloody Point
of mumming and blogging anymore. times were when i was popular and got lots of hits, now its just a fucking trickle and i just can't be bothered anymore, and yes fuckers i know the irony of this being a blog, before some smart arse points that out. yes ok, i am an attention whore.

Power
I have a shit load of it over her · friend Hellyion got five across the lips by the Pimp Hand of MZ.CHEIV...!· friend Hellyion got five across the lips by the Pimp Hand of MZ.CHEIV...!· friend Hellyion got five across the lips by the Pimp Hand of MZ.CHEIV...!· friend Hellyion got five across the lips by the Pimp Hand of MZ.CHEIV...!· friend Hellyion got five across the lips by the Pimp Hand of MZ.CHEIV...!· friend Hellyion got five across the lips by the Pimp Hand of MZ.CHEIV...!· friend Hellyion got five across the lips by the Pimp Hand of MZ.CHEIV...! MZ.CHEIVIOUS©2 mins ago-- 53 of 57 Bounty Hunter™ said: Hellyion: lol she bought it JUST to use on me .... she made my fucking day I could make waste money like that ... make sure she knows MZ.CHEIVIOUS© said: Tell her it's not my money so idgad....and I have over 300 more bling credits so i will pimp slap her for a year straight...

Autos & Cherry Bombs
SOLD OUT!!!!! Come one, Come all I am selling 4 Cherry Bombs & 4 Auto 11's this afternoon 1st come, 1st served.... The Price is 8 Mill Each... Also tomorrow I will be selling a Happy Hour as well that comes with a 7 day blast...Stay tuned for the HH Blog...And That Is all.... Oh and Good Day everyone =D SOLD OUT!!!!!

Biggest Bomblist Ever!!
thats right goin to try and do one big monster bomblist. for this one i will buy the first 5 bombs out of my pocket. if u want to join in it will cost u a 25 credit bling pack *REMEMBER THIS IS A BLING PACK AND NOT A BLING* with the bling packs i will buy more bombs. so every1 who buy me a bling pack will get bombed 40 times. there is only room for 50 ppl so sb me if u would like to join in thanks.

The Big Picture...
Hello fu friends, sittin here bored and figured id share some thoughts and happenings with you. So as most of you know by that lovely annoying birthday alert feature that my bday is saturday..woohoo! Now im super excited about it for several reasons but then a lot of things hit me that i suppose i just decided to ignore. Let me explain a little....So im going to be 30 and i truly believe that these will be my best years yet and you know what, they will be. However today out of the blue it hit me that my brother took his life one week after he turned 30 and whats even weirder is that his birthday had fell on a saturday too and it was one week after on a saturday that he died. Now i know this has no relevance but rather a huge odd coincindence but it still makes me think of him and brings me back to that place all over again of "wtf was he thinking". Then i think how sad it is that im so happy at the exact moment in his life when he so wasnt. In a way i almost feel guilty about the diffe

Whatta Riot
It cut off the first line when he started this whole mess as always..read from the bottom up Ø...: U are I stopped ->MΔ§TΞRVΞÑØ...: buhbye now ->MΔ§TΞRVΞÑØ...: no dumbfuck..you keepreplying in my sb..you got in my sb i did not get in yours...wow you really are thic k arent ya MΔ§TΞRVΞÑØ...: I'm gone YOU keep commin back ->MΔ§TΞRVΞÑØ...: ohhh so you are an asshurt little bitch...ffs go away ->MΔ§TΞRVΞÑØ...: you dont like me..fine..go away..I promise i wont follow MΔ§TΞRVΞÑØ...: This aint the firsttime U hav attacked me ->MΔ§TΞRVΞÑØ...: in their SB? Like this?

This Scamming Fake Takes The Cake..and I'm Officially Disgusted.
So I just don’t know anymore. For quite some time now, I’ve been very very disgusted with a lot of things that go on around here. Top to bottom , right to left, and everywhere in between. From the non stop fakes and scammers, to the admitted and confirmed cheaters that continue to anoint themselves as “ Fu Gods,” with no remorse, no repent, not even served in a most public way to cause a deterrent to others. Even glorified and admired in some parts by people who should be doing exactly the opposite. To the petty. To the lies, to the double crossing, to the actual personal drama involving so many of my own friends it’s downright ridiculous. The latest example on an insane fake (sort of) scammer is the girl behind these salute pictures. But JD you say, those salutes ma

National Endowment For Your Mom!
I had two very interesting conversations this morning. One might still be going on as I'm typing this. Should be a good day. I need some sunshine. Everything is gold and red right now. There are few things that inspire me more than autumn sunlight. The sunsets set everything aflame and the sky just burns with reds and purples. And the blue skies are never more blue. It's like you can reach up and run your fingers along it. *start rant* "This is the first president that actually writes his own books since Teddy Roosevelt and arguably the first to write them really well since Lincoln. If you accept the premise, and I do, that the United States is the most powerful country in the world, then Barack Obama is the most powerful writer since Julius Caesar. That has to be good for American artists." -Rocco Landesman, Barack Obama's Chairman of the National Endowment for the Arts You, sir, are a fucking idiot. 1. Teddy Roosevelt would write circles around Barack Obama, and any oth

Cause All The Kewl Kids Are Doin It
Since everyone else is doing it...layer one:Spell your name with bands/artistsG- George Michael (oh christ kill me now) A- Abba (yep i like em) L- Linkin Park L-Linkin Park O- Octane layer two:- name: Gallo- birth date: 06/08/71- nicknames: Gallo - current location: WV sleepin with my sister cause she is hot and im the oldest son so i go first- eye color: Black in winter Dark Brown in summer- hair color: whats left Black- righty or lefty: Righty - best friend[s]: My Dadlayer three:- the shoes you wore today: some brown things - your perfect pizza: DiCarlos - the last time you cried: when i found out i was gonna be a dad again layer four:- your best physical feature: my lil peen- most missed memory: being single layer five:- pepsi or coke: pepsi- mcdonald's or burger king: nasty hate fast food - adidas or nike: Rocky boots - lipton ice tea or nestea: tea im not fuckin british - chocolate or vanilla: chocolate reminds me of anal sex - cappuccino or coffee: both with a sid

New World Order
I just saw an advance for the new Clash of the Titans on G4 and in it one of the producers suggested it'll be an "entirely new world." This got me thinking; What were the worlds we've already seen? Tatooine Eternia Wonderland (Apparently) my anus The Land of Milk and Honey Middle Earth Lythion Waterworld Wonderful World of Disney Elmo's World World of Warcraft World of Darkness Otherworld Small World Flatland Underworld Counter-Clock World The World According to Garp Afterworld World of Hurt Land of the Lost Legoland Dante's Inferno Bobby's World Dragonland Boobs Zombieland Porno Skankville Neverland Zombieland Oz The Matrix

Wanna Join Fuct?
So you wanna join FucT huh? Well heres what you need to do. Get a hold of... -VIII La Commare Secca -White Mamba or -Buzzkillin' Beauty aka Puddin Tane Any one of those 3 can get you squared away. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU HAVE TALKED TO ONE OF THEM BEFORE YOU ADD FucT TO YOUR NAME!

Friends
Friends like hopes are hard to find, they lack money, but give much time. Clouds filled with rain make flowers bloom, just hopefully not on top of MY tomb. Loyalty like royalty is sometimes an impossible goal, boy this poem makes me look old!

New Hires
The new girl at work has a thing for me, I think... Ive been known to be wrong about these things before. Maybe she's just really, really flirty. Today, she had to squeeze behind me, and the counter, and there isnt much room, so she literally squeezed between us. Well, being such a tight fit, naturally she brushed against my backside, no biggie. But then she turned around looked at me and said "wow" And at first, I thought she thought I had grabbed at her or something, and before I got the chance to say anything she leans in and tells me Ive got a firm ass (like I needed her to inform me of that fact :P) Well for the rest of the night, she's poking at my buttcheek, making comments, etc etc etc... I dont really mind it, its not that big a deal to me. I got her the job there, she's someone I knew "socially" for a bit before and told me she was looking for a different job. Im on my way out from there, and figured they would be looking for a replacement. Tomorrow I have to work ALL day

I Refuse!!
*start of ramble* Life sucks at times and I know this through experience, but I don't find it necessary to discuss my most intimate life moments with people that I don't know very well. If you feel it necessary to know anything about me, please ask and I will respond with the truth or not at all, please do not assume you know me. It is me who decides how much someone gets to know me on here and you will know if I like you, I will wear my heart on my sleeve and accept you for who you are, I only ask that you do the same for me. I REFUSE to wallow in the grief that i've been through and I do find it hard to understand why others do, but I do try and I have an understanding heart. I'm sure they have their reasons, it is just not away I want to live my life. I REFUSE to let others suck the life out of me, if that is what you will do, I will move on quickly. I have no time to waste, but I will always try to listen if you need an ear and give advice if necessary. I'm not a hatefu

Is That A Four Pack Of Tuna Fish In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me.
This blog will be below the typical standards you have come to expect from a Pedro blog. Today was Employee Appreciation Day, for those uninitiated Employee Appreciation Day comes every two weeks at most places, when they give you that little envelope containing your thanks for a job done (well or not.) As per my pattern, I like to take care of the grocery shopping on Employee Appreciation Day. Seeing how it's a Thursday, you avoid the crowds and generally more merchandise is available. As I am getting ready to leave for the day, I ask my co-worker if there is anything going on that I should get involved with. This was a mistake as it ended up keeping me at work for another two hours. While I could accept an additional half hour, maybe even an hour, without killing my schedule of Gym, Dinner & Tv, Fubar, read, bed, two hours was a little devastating to my plans. I did manage to get the grocery shopping done fairly quickly, but I was still way behind schedule. Something I notic

Grateful
i decided to do a grateful blog today...screw giving negative stuff attention i am grateful for Ms D i am grateful for a cloudy fall day today, it feels like snow and with an extreme weather day...i have memories floating over me i am grateful for a sleeping cat i am grateful that my brother is now talking to us i am grateful that with pain comes knowledge i am grateful for having gotten to know you :) have a great day

Holy Whiny Fucking Cuntitis Around This Joint!
Randy HAPPILY MARRIED TO MY SOULMAT... Buzz: 100% sh*t faced! Level: Guardian Angel (35) Gender: Male, 50 Location: East Troy, WI Status: Baby? Is my stuff HOT!!! huh???...lol 9:14am Randy HAPP...: you nasty hole you..your wishing you had a pussy you dick toted wanna be 9:15am Kloverlynn: lmfao sure dude cuz i am the middle aged man fucking cryin like a bitch about getin blocked 9:16am Kloverlynn: only cunts use comment approval and then come talk shit. So go rub your achy pussy elsewhere dude

I'm Sorry....
Morning kids, hope your 2011 is off to a great start...I saw something the other day and yeah sure, it kind of got me thinking so, with that in mind, I'm going to post my apology list here. I don't apologize much cuz that goes back to the whole "wrong" factor..but, eh, just read it... 1. I'm sorry I don't run God Modes and Famps Daily. 2. I'm sorry I don't feel the need to bling everything that walks to be cool or for attention. 3. I'm sorry I don't take one on one personal drama and blog it on your behalf. 4. I'm sorry I treat people like people. 5. I'm sorry if I don't perv on you or give you that attention you might need from elsewhere. 6. I'm sorry if I hold people close to me in high regard and hope they do the same by actions and not lip service. 7. I'm sorry if your name color today, level or rank mean nothing to me. 8. I'm sorry if I question things. 9. I'm sorry if I call it like I see it, even though you may not like it. 10.I'm sorry I didn't rate your page today.

This Fake Is Un-originally Bad...and Busted...
..okay okay, by popular demand...lol...this profile running a gm + with no salute: The Original Bad Girl@ fubar Claims to be "Ashley" in these pics plus a ton more below: butttttttt..fact is they are of MeganQT from her site.. And countless other picture links profiled below: http://phil-flash.com/girl_meganqt.php http://meganqt.com/ http://www.sexabulous.com/sologirls/MeganQT.php http://www.yourdailygirls.com/directory/thumbs/Megan_QT/1/ http://www.addbabes.com/models/megan-qt/ You make your call here I know what I see I don't know about you. Ha. One more for the road. lol peace. Update 6/30/2011: This gets better. Someone said this person had a salute. Someone found it. Here's the proof: Thanks Marcie. Dude looks like a lady. LOL. Peace.

Cancer
I want to thank each and every one of you have been my friend over the years. I will not be on much anymore. I was diagnosed last week with bone cancer and there is no cure. Right now I am living from day to day and making the most of it. Live your lives to the fullest.

Military Support Pages On Fubar (updated 12/30/07)
Military Support Pages on FuBar This BLOG is put together for the Pages on FuBar that have been Created for the Sole purpose of Supporting their Country Military. Not for people that Support their Military. If I EVER tried to put that BLOG together, please SHOOT me!!! Because I would have to add roughly 80% (on the light side) of ALL FuBar Members. I have a HEADACHE just thinking of the HTML CODING I would have to do for that. Military Support Pages on FuBar U.S. Air Force U.S. Army U.S. Coast Guard U.S. Marine Corps U.S. Navy Canadian Armed Forces Personnel Support Pages Support Our Troops HERO SUPPORT Capt. Jack SparrowArmy (97-01)Brother-in-Lawis in ArmyDeployed to IraqVisit his PTSD BlOG ~ Echo Angel ~ Check out her

The Truth: Part I
..as many of you may or may not know around here, I had a Ct/Fubar/Real Life girlfriend on here from Mid January until the end of July. I don't want to name names or anything, if you don't know and are really this interested in finding out, feel free to send me a private message, but those who know, know who I'm referring to. At any rate sometime in early May, I met someone else off of here, a random add off of the online user bar and we became very close, very quickly. Miscommunication in the relationship I was in at the time that led me to believe that things weren't right led me to lie to her, cheat, inquire and sneak around (aka fail to mention things that were going on) behind her back. It turns out what I thought to be going on with her at the time was completly false, and she proved to me from phone records, yahoo archives, screen shots and a variety of other methods of proving that what was in my head was not true. I left her to be with someone else. She did not leave me. This

Mothers
everyone on this site has a mother. some people on this site are mothers. mothers do not get the credit they deserve. if any of the ladies in your group of friends are mothers show them alittle attention and rate them as high as possible for what they do for their kids. also take a minute and think about your own mom and what she has done for you. mother's day should be everyday. that is just how i feel.

New For Levelers
OK..OK YOU ALL HAVE ME OVERWHELMED I N LOVE i HAVE 12 PAGES OPEN AND CANT KEEP UP. I suggest a while ago too have a leveler of the day that we all hit there page and hit it hard rating as much as we can. I need you all too comment on this blog if you are interested in participating..Remember this will be those that rate will be rated its only fair.. Please if you see another leveler that dont pay attention too my blogs please tell them too look so that they dont miss out. Thank you aal for being great friends,, Hugs too all and i cant look at the board tryingtoo show all of you love.. May I say something also my shouts had nothing too do with Shadow Levelers its just frustrating too pay people too rate you that I have rated all they have and the only time I have seen them all on my page was today because I was paying them.

Thanks Guys!!!
I can't begin to name off all the people that helped everyday to help me make Fuberlord. You know who you are. Those that actually took the time to go through my rather obsessively large stash and those that made sure every HH to be here and drop all your 11's. I ♥ you guys!!

Irritated
Ughhhhh..So over the past month or so i've been trying to keep my cool about something. I've finally had enough so i decided to do a blog. Before i start, the people who know me know that im a very nice girl and would do just about anything to make my friends happy. I'm not calling ANYONE out in this because id be here for 24 hours trying to name everyone...And if this blog does concern you, it dosent mean that i hate you or anything..I just need to say it.. Ok so...Im red..Everyone knows that. For the newer people who dont red means top 10 on the website..Most of us have TONS and TONS of people on our friends list. This goes for other people who arnt red as well.. Anyways...I have some people who talk to me on a regular basis about anything and everything. I do like actual convos..Its when i get fuggin links from people who barely EVER talk to me asking me to repost their bulletins, help them in a contest, check out their new friends etc that really irritate me. I have absolutly

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Technical People
When it comes to computers, technical people have got to be the worst. (Or least on par with someone who asks "Where's the 'Any' key?" A good many of them think "Oh noes, I can't have the standard installation, thats for regular (l)users! So they tweak, and they change things, and they download crap, then things don't work like they are supposed to. Now for the ones that take the attitude "I broke it, I'll fix it" that's not a problem, but those type I never see. It's the ones that totally hose things up that are always coming up and bothering me. It's not my job to support individuals, there are over twenty five people at lower levels who have responsibility for that. Yet I get all sorts of people walking up asking me to do stupid crap. Don't they know they are cutting into my Fubar time?

Friends Or Not ???
IF ANYONE and I mean ANYONE feels like I have USED them to reach godfather level please dont be scared to tell me I will remove you from my list. After wanting to leave 25 to life because a lack of repsonses from many of its members over a period of time I was told by the owner that I used 25 to life to get to godfather level. Without being able to respond to this I was blocked from the owners page. HOW 3rd Gradish can ya get??? However THAT is NOT the case, i was accused of leaving a few rates here and there...well i rated one who hadnt even been to my page to ad fan or rate me...but i still rated fanned and gifted her, not to mention the time I invested in making tags for the club. With over 800 friends its kinda tough to keep up with EVERYONE so I returned love to those who showed or returned it to me.I reposted bullitens for the members whenever they asked I always helped them when i was asked and this is what I get. Hell on my Happy only a handfull of 25 to life came to my page.

The Power Of Boobs
In the not too distant past, a dear friend of mine thought to dispel my notion that boobs are the driving force behind fubar. While the opinions were fiercely debated, in the end she still thought she was correct. I'd like to take this opportunity to mention that since I have posted the "Please Stare..." signs that I had 2,008 photo views on Monday, and 1235 yesterday. A feat I surely will not surpass unless I am able to post actual breasts on the page.

Ladies To Good Not To Pass On
I saw a friend of mine some weeks back that I only see every 6 months or so. She had lost a PILE of weight. When I asked her what she did she said meh I was not even trying.... she explained that she had started taking a Luna bar every AM because she did not eat breakfast and it had all the nutritional boosts one needs. Her Sister had done this and dropped a few pounds. Hmmmmmm .... I decided to go get some thinking that I really should bc I hate breakfast and it would be healthier. I really did not even believe the other effect my friend had would happen ...uhhhhhh guess what week 4 and I have lost 10lbs. That is literally the only thing I changed and the only thing she changed too. The bar is sort of like munching on sticky cardboard ... mainly natural and packed with vitamins and crap .... looks like it doing me some good so I am happy to gnaw down one every AM. thought I would pass it on

Fubar Trains Main List 301- 354 Updated
301.Need For Speed 302.The Sexy Eyes Train 303.Fubar's Diamond Girls 304.Fubar's Strip Club 305.Love Hurts Train 306.Convoy(94) 307.Rat Race 308.The Ski Resort 309.Colt Nation 310.The Soul Train (62) 311.Freeway Of Love 312.Motivational Train 313.BBW Lovers Train 314.Birthstone Train 315.Camelot(69) 316.Summer's End Beach Party 317.Swimming With The Dolphins Train(62) 318.Fubar Animals Club(31) 319.Heaven Sent & Hell Bound Train 320.THE MEANIN OF FUBAR 321.Waterslide(73) 322.Pimp My ride(19) 323.Ready for the Weekend Train(78) 324.Blast From The Past(25) 325.The Unreal Train(25) 326.A Witches Train 327.Freaky Train(49) 328.TRICK OR TREAT TRAIN 329.January Birthday Train Members List(15) 330.Lets Ride 331.Fabulous Fubar Females Train 332.Fubar Blimp Ride(28) 333.Cha Cha Slide(32) 334.The Platinum Train 335.Dive In(32) 336.

Hosting My First Auction
I want to know who wants to be in my first auction, that i am hosting.. please let me know Auction will start on Oct 13, 2008 and go to Oct 23, 2008 It cost 15k fubucks to enter the auction. Bidding will start at 20k Fubucks OK, for those of you who dont know how this works. you put your self on sale thru me... meaning... stating you will rate their pics, fan them, rate some of their friends. Make pics for them, make a salute to them, anything you can do thru a pc or with a pc, or camera. put down what u think you will be able to do. i will make up a great pic with the pic of you of your choice. and with that people will bid on you. they can bid anything, fu-bucks, bling packs, vips, blasts, tickers, HH's anything... thats how it works.. and what ever they bid they have to give to you ***UPDATE*** Diana's Trick or Treat Auction Here is what the Auction pics will look like. You will have by Oct 6, 8pm Fu-time to write in this blog if y

Week 6 Schedule
Hey all! Good luck this week, gonna be some tough games. Sunday Oct 12th CHICAGO @ ATLANTA MIAMI @ HOUSTON BALTIMORE @ INDIANAPOLIS DETROIT @ MINNESOTA (WOOOOOOOOOOO) OAKLAND @ NEW ORLEANS CINCINATTI @ NEW YORK JETS CAROLINA @ TAMPA BAY ST. LOUIS @ WASHINGTON JACKSONVILLE @ DENVER DALLAS @ ARIZONA PHILADELPHIA @ SAN FRANCISCO GREEN BAY @ SEATTLE NEW ENGLAND @ SAN DIEGO Monday Oct 13th NEW YORK GIANTS @ CLEVELAND BYES: BUF, KC, PIT, AND TEN.

About Friend Requests
while i was off shore i received many friend requests from people, but when i got home to accept them...well my sb was empty and all my friend requests were gone. idk what happened but if you sent me a friend request and i didnt accept it, im not the snob vanima will have you believe i am lol. send another one and ill accept it

Abstinence Iz For You!?!?
**No takers for contest that requires abstinence** ATLANTA – A contest that would pay $10,000 to an engaged couple, as long as they abstain from premarital sex, hasn't gotten any takers. The deadline for the Marriage for a Lifetime contest is Oct. 31. The prize includes free flowers, invitations and other wedding treats. So far, organizer Phillippia Faust hasn't gotten any entries. She said, "In our society it's going to be hard to find" a couple that hasn't had premarital sex. Faust has orchestrated mock weddings and other pro-marriage activities through her Marriage Appreciation Training Uplifting Relationship Education program, a nonprofit that isn't church-affiliated. The program is implemented through Rockdale Medical Center. Is this society just a bunch of sex fiends or what? Could you win this contest?

Mona's Wedding Present
Mona and I are getting married soon and I would like to give her 2500 profile rates in the next 24 hours as a wedding present. Ms. Mona Doll ღ Dangerous Curves Member ღ Please rate or re-rate Mona today. Make my beautiful bride-to-be happy and let's keep fubar's finest lady #1. Thanks everyone! We can do this. Yes we can! Steve ~*~ Club United ~*~@ fubar

514 Ate My Balls
Instructions - Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I was in gifted and talented classes since kindergarten 2. I took my ACTs when i was in 7th Grade 3. I Barely passed High School. My High Iq didnt matter; I got bored ad quit things a LOT 4. I don't have Morals. I follow a Code 5. I Believe equally in creationism and evolution 6. Im EXTREMELY self conscious, though not many may see that, reflected in my attitude 7. All i know is Ball, Good...And RAPE 8. Some say Dork, Some Say Geek...But im a big LOTR, Star Wars, Trekkie, and 4chan fan.. 9. I Read Tarot Cards 10. I had a crush on a gypsy girl, once, when i was 12 Screw the tagging rules, im alt

Everything I Know About Women
So you think you are smart looking at the source code for some hidden meaning, well I am sorry, one really doesn't exist, this is just another lame joke attempt by me . Sorry for wasting your time and Thank you Spicey for helping me hide the text

Tonight's Specials
So, I thought I'd start something new in my blog. Every night, I'm gonna post the dinner specials from work, ya know, just to make you guys hungry and whatnot. I'm open to suggestions too. If you have a favorite dish, let me know and I'll consider running it as a special one night :) Gnocchi Gorgonzola A generous portion of homemade potato dumplings stuffed with Gorgonzola cheese, and served in a creamy basil-pesto sauce. (Yes, I make these myself. Yes, they are a pain in the ass to prep. But we sell the shit out of em, so I'm stuck making them.) Chicken Francese Two egg-battered chicken breast fillets sauteed with lemon, white wine, and a hint of fresh garlic. Served over choice of pasta. (The sauce is light and very flavorful and the chicken is nice and tender.) Jay's Salmon Fresh 8-10oz salmon fillet, grilled and topped with a light lemon-dill sauce. Served with a side of sauteed vegetables. (Yes, the salmon is fresh, not that frozen shit. I make the sauce t

Sluts Or Virgins...
Though i am a Atheist, i was discussing the idea of heaven with a friend, ya know the idiocy in believeing a sinless place can actually be a paradise...okay so this got me thinking about the islamic faith, believing if you die for the religion.. or a Jihad.. holy war if you will, they believe you will be greeted in heaven with 72 virginswhile i am not here to debate their religion, just the concept of that one part of it... if i was religious.. Muslim to be exact and i died for my religion why would i then want to be PUNISHED with 72 virgins for all eternity... having to teach 72 woman for all eternity what to do ... how to do it it. and with their strict anti-gay (though that is most religions) a threesome is out of the questionSo my ideal heaven if i was islamic and died for my faith is to give me a constant stream of 72 sluts woman who can fuck, do other woman i mean if its an eternity i would much rather spend it with sluts then virginsokay i guess thats all for now...(men who con

Lost Single White Male
Ive lost my friend. Hes approximately between 5 foot and 7 foot.... hes has stunning brown to possibly blue eyes.. he has blonde to greyish hair... he wears a borat swim suit everywhere he goes.... He was last seen running away with a tiki torch inserted in his anal cavity... I am lost without him... Im taking donations in order to place his mug on the back of a milk carton... Seamus my friend hes out there all alone.. hes not big enough to be left by himself... help me to find him...... Wicked

Can People Not Take A Fucking Hint?
♪ ♫♥ Feli...: lol ok then have a nice day!->♪ ♫♥ Feli...: when I don't feel like talking in the shoutbox, yes it is. I had a great day. I am MuMMing now, not talking in the shoutbox♪ ♫♥ Feli...: i only asked you how your day was? is that a bad thing to ask?->♪ ♫♥ Feli...: Which is why I told you put it in your poll. I do not wish to talk to anybody in the shoutbox.♪ ♫♥ Feli...: Well, It wasn't a comment, it was a question♪ ♫♥ Feli...: bye the way how was your day?♪ ♫♥ Feli...: ok you have a nice day->♪ ♫♥ Feli...: Then keep the comments in your poll.♪ ♫♥ Feli...: sorry to upset you really? just being nice here->♪ ♫♥ Feli...: I also keep my comments in the MuMM, you should too.♪ ♫♥ Feli...: wow you are a nasty one She still isn't done talking ->♪ ♫♥ Feli.

Bunnies And Rainbows
this isn`t as easy as i thought it was gonna be. the being nice isn`t so hard the not perving part is killing me,i have had to backspace and retype at least 30 times so far today i just stood in the back yard and watched the neighbors dog completely destoy a window screen just so he could stick his head out and look around thats all i have

Response For Spinoza...
Spinoza and are debating on his blog herehttp://www.fubar.com/blog/210819/1041187^^ Do go see his blog so you know what i am replying to^^and my reply was to long to fit so this is just so he could read and reply either on his blog or on here===================== Reply to Spinoza Comment 2Well i am speaking of the blacks in the United states, as in most other countries they do no do the "my nigga" thing, and yes most blacks know some black history, i did not say they were scholars in black history merely know about black history, i do not believe you nor i are scholars yet we know about it, and the majorite of blacks do not use such idiotic terms as referring to each other as "nigga" this is usually teens and 20s. You have seen many, but surely you have not seen the majority of blacks. But i am merely speaking in the US, blacks know key figured in black history they may not know the minor players who have done amazing things.You have yet to see progress in the black community, that sh

Va Fanculo. :)
Before you read any further, if you're going to be judgmental and chastise me for speaking my mind in my own blog, GTFO. kthxbai. Now that that's out of the way, I'm noticing something on here. I've not only lost over 200 friends from my friends list over the past few days (could be a fubar glitch, idunno), but the majority of the people I'm attempting to interact with over the past few days, are either ignoring me, or avoiding me. Personally, if it's because I commented about some n00b (doesn't matter WHO it was, the guy I was talking about actually turned out to be pretty kewl - it was the point of it, not the person, but most of you didn't read far enough to know that) and his blog whining about baby mama drama, then idgaf, because like I just said - it wasn't about him personally, it was the idea that a new guy's blog about baby mama drama was more interesting to my so-called friends, than the 10 or so blogs I wrote in those 2 days. Only 2 of the people I saw jump in his blog show

It's Been A Hard Days Night
I think the hardest part of this whole trying to go to school thing is having to deal with the lack of definitive answers. I drove to St. Pete today to drop off yet another single solitary piece of paper to sing song Laura. I can't pretend to know what's involved in her job. A lot of her job seems to be telling me that I ask good questions. I too think that, "So will I be able to go to school in December even if the grants aren't through?" is a good question. I think that applies to anyone who wants to go to school. One of the first things to ask is, "can I fucking go here?" Regardless, I'm not sure that I got my answer. I got more a sing song version of options. I'm just going to show up on the 10th and keep showing up till they ask for money. When that happens I will throw sand in their eyes and run. But until then I will just hope that sing song Lauren's hair dye riddled brain will pull through for me. After that I drove to my sister's place. We talked a bit. mainly about how I

Yo, Fat Man!
Dear Santa, First, let's get this whole naughty and nice shit out of the way. I'm assuming you're running some kind of karma checks and balances system where you weigh naughty acts against nice acts based on varying degrees of naughtyness and niceness. I'm sure your abacus is flying trying to keep up with everyone's stats...which probably interferes with tracking your fantasy football team too. I feel your pain. Let me save you some time. I'm on the nice list. In general, I'm a good person. Yes, I may be rude at times and make tasteless jokes at the expense of many MANY groups of people, but I get laughs so that cancels out the bad I think. And really, there's nothing wrong with naughty thoughts and saying naughty things to girls...in spite of the word naughty being used to describe them...as long as those thoughts and words are welcome. And I heard about you and Mrs. Claus' sister so mum's the word, m'kay? *wink* I do quite a few nice things for people and never seek cred

Brain Frieze
I have no idea where this is going.... I need to delete some pics. Clutter...nothing but clutter. Sleep is an elusive creature of late. I'm not comfortable in my skin. I always tell myself that an extra digit added to the year is no reason start doing things differently...just start doing them. Yet here I am making resolutions in my head. Resolutions just tend to lead to disappointment because we make those goals too large. We make them too large because we make them in the context of an entire year. Small attainable goals are the way to go. That will be $50 to cover my life coaching fees. I also found myself looking back on the year that was earlier this morning, as I wondered if the ceiling was staring back at me. I blame year in review shows and Nietzsche. All the negative came bubbling to the surface, as it always does. The ugly breakup that started my year, that was my fault. I cheated...I don't deny it...my reasons ring hollow, and I should have ended

Proper Intruductions
We have all seen the blogs about how ignorant men can be towards the women on this site, when sending friend requests or SB convos from them. Si I figure that since so many women are getting approached by strangers with "hey sexy", and :nice tits" and so on, that women were a bit more tactful and respectful because of knowing how it feels... now usually when us guys get aproached with hey babe or hey sexy, in my experience, something you dont want is coming next! just like a cold call salescall at home...so when i saw this persons full name I thought, here comes the struggling lounge invite...its WICKEDKITTIE OWNER@WICKED'SSTUPIDFUCKINGLOUNGESOMEWHERE (not the actual name of the lounge; for the slow, drunk or blond :P) So when I get a shout with "hey sexy" from some lounge owner...my horns came out...bwahahahaha *WICKED KI...: nope but i won't bother u anymore Dεαcοη™: its not very introductory is it? *WICKED KI...: or nice rack D

Utterance
Where are the words? Brain is all fuzzy. I'm proud of myself. I actually went and read my book for a couple of hours this weekend instead of being a pile of detritus. I got through about 170 pages and was able to reach that oh so critical point that determines if I finish a book quickly or never. I care about the characters. Not all of them, but at least two of them to the point that I need to know what happens to them. That is always the hook for me in any book that I truly love. I have to care about a character. I have to have an overwhelming urge to know what happens to them. I have to relate on some level. Looking back on all of the books that I love the most, there was always at least one character I was completely drawn to. I wanted that character to be a real person. Sometimes I wanted to be them and sometimes I saw parts of myself quite keenly in them. This book has that. I'm not surpised. Follett did it to me before, and that novel got me hooked deeper

Tache
I'd been wearing an Amish beard since New Year, but had decided to fill it in and go full-beard again, but last night it was pointed out that I'm attending a wedding next week, and it'd look pretty ratty and messy as it is, so I have to shave down to the Amish again until after that. So when I was shaving this morning, I decided to add a li'l extra detail to the Amish, and have a little tache too... What do you reckon?

My Weekend
So, Im sure none of you noticed I was gone for a few days...well maybe a few of you did, but I went to go spend some time with my kids at my ex's and check out her new place. The house is nice, they have their own room, and the school is with in walking distance of the house. So I take them to school, meet the teachers and my sons are having problems adjusting, which is to be expected, but I have some serious thinking and planning to do. with everything that has changed this year for me, i have no choice but to change some things i can control. When I got home just a few minutes ago, my friend was visiting with the neighbor chic and we did the typical guy dialog between us, hows work and who are ya dating, bla bla..So I twll him Im not working and he says they need someone at the shipyard that has experience.. yay, so Im hoping i get the knock on the door tomorrow morning from him and the boss man. It wont be for what im used to making but im not making shit right now so im good to

The Gay Debaters... Lmao
Okay Raven [user/353944] after seeing Freedom is Conservative and I debate that we have been having in his mumms over days decided to do this photo.. damn how do I also end up in this position [shut the fuck up spinoza.. I know you would say something about positions]So she did this photo of Me and F.I.C… damn it Yes she has issues....Okay I am bored …so here goes…I am watching V for Vendetta ...for the second time today.The squirrel outside My window seems to have had babies since I see em poking head out nest.Boast nearly crashed into side of walkway earlierI seen this hot chick in a gas mask dancing at a place I walked by yesterday…was quite tempted to go in… Haven’t a clue what else to say haha [random things may be added to this blog as I see fit-anything UNDER this has been added] What Raven just said on her pic she uploaded.. Wicked Raven said:I am sure they do. They call and say:Freedom "no hard feels sweet cheeks. it's your stubbor

Drinking Games
So I'm talking to a friend of mine, about the fine things men and women do when they are shit faced drunk. We were reminiscing about last summer when I came in to work at 5 am, after a long night of partying, still completly out of it. So much so that I had to pretend I was sick to go home and sleep off my intoxication before I got fired. So the topic of the night is drunk sex. We decided there are 3 types of drunk hetero sex: 1) The guy is drunk and the chick is not. This drunk sex is lousy, stinky, and utterly nauseating. For some reason sex with a drunk dude, when you are sober, is just not a fun or interesting affair. 2) The chick is drunk and the guy is not. Men seem to like this for some reason, I am supposing because the decreased judgement makes him more likely to get laid, and/or more likely to get things that the lady doesn't usually do. Whatever it is, guys are quick to get a chick drunk. 3) Both parties are drunk. Now this is some crazy sex. Im most cases bost parties

Name Change Voting...
Hottie Name Change Voting In regards to our meeting, we are voting on changing the name of our group.... Please put the number of the 1 you will like us to use.... EVERY hottie and prospect vote counts. 1.) Hotties 2.) Ultimate Hotties 3.) Rider's Ultimate Hotties Thanks so much for being loyal, dedicate hotties... We will be known as the classiest, sexiest group of ladies on fu!

My Supporters And Friends....
ok....so here it goes...without you fuckers...I wouldn't have made it this far... no shit..no lie...I'm fucking serious! Anyway, I just wanted to remind you that some people do notice and that you're appreciated and loved and stuff. *hugs* Things are going very well...thanks to my mumming and research I believe I've figured out my complete marketing stratogy ;) Thanks to boops...my site is free of gramical errors and spelling errors Thanks to a few of you other fuckers for checking it out to make sure it looks ok n stuffs... I have two clients about to secure their estimates and I'm stoked...and I just got off the phone with another potential client that I'm placing a bid for on Thrusday... So, thanks everyone! YOU ROCKITH! happy 420 now....LET'S DANCE!!!

Rampant Homosexuality
I have always been an open minded chickie, in all aspects of life. I was once told by my religious aunt, that there was such a thing as being so open minded that your brain falls out, and that I should start wearing a hat to keep that from happening. *shrugs* Today though, I have a problem being open minded. My little prince of a kitty Dexter Morgan is gay. He lives in the house with Felix (male tuxedo cat) and Meg (female English Mastiff). Dexter does go outside when we are out where he has three little neighborhood buddies Capt. Jack (male orange Tabbly), Misty (gray female longhair) and Lola (Black female shorthair). As cats getting along goes, they all manage pretty well. However, Dexter is in love... with poor Felix. And my problem with this liason is that Felix is not interested in Dexter. Yes people, I am talking about homosexual cat anal rape! I have caught Dexter in the act. He acts all sweet, and starts washing Felix, then rubs his face on him, then leaps onto his back, bite

So Wow
I feel amazingly awesome today!!! very blessed indeed! I have great friends (both r/l and fu) a wonderful family (both r/l and fu) and the sun is finally shining!!!! I guess I'm always in a good mood when I know I'm going to the nurseries and greenhouses!!! I WISH I COULD TAKE ALL OF YOU WITH ME!!! I finally got the correct logo on my shirts and now have quite the selection of "monkey suits" The girl totally came through and credited me my full amount, even stiched some shirts I found at a local store (none of the online wholesalers had my colour) I pick up a couple of jackets today, I CAN'T WAIT! I have a part time worker already and hope to keep her employed through the growing season. (I don't know though, I kinna wanna start saving some money) I have 4 new clients and the list seems to be growing :) so....we'll see. I connected with an old friend on facebook and my aunt....I love words.....and computers...so much easier to "hash out" old issues.... Anywa

Laptop For Uni
So I want to buy a new laptop for university. One that is: Light Cheap (because I r uni student dur) Not too small like a Vaio...those are annoying to type with I want it for typing up notes and things Still want it to surf the net Not using it to play games...so don't need the extra memory to store stuff like that. What do you recommend? Should I get a notebook or one of those netbook things?

Sciencey Fair!!!!!!!
2nd Annual Sciencey Fair Who can enter?: Anyone! How much does it costs? It's FREEEEEEEEE!!!!! Are there prizes? Yes you whoaring bastard! Do I need talent? Lack of talent didn't stop anyone last year. what do i need to do? Make a sciencey drawing. The subject matter can be anything you like. You must use at least 3 different colors. It must be hand drawn. Submit the drawing to me and get your friends to vote on it. Submissions must be entered by November 19th. Voting starts on November 20th and will close on November 28th. winners will be announced on November 29th. You don't have to be on my friends list to enter. prizes: 3rd place or the best of the losers prize: A ticker (yep fubar still has tickers) 2nd place or the just not good enough prize: Daily pimpouts for 7 days. 1st place or the yea whatever it's still an internet contest so who cares prize: a 5 credit bling pack. Miss congeniality or the most votes: dailily pimpouts for 7 days and a 5 credit bling pack

Generation Gaps
I spend way too much time trying to please everyone around me. Both my mother and my son are staying with me at the moment. Talk about a generation gap with me stuck in the middle. My mother is hard to please and set in her ways, which I usually just go along with. My son is a young 20something and I am young enough to remember how that is. lol He plays the tv kinda loud because he has 80% hearing loss in one ear. He is in the kitchen a lot because he loves to cook. He helps himself to whatever is in the house, which I prefer. I don't like for anyone to feel as if they can't make themselves at home in my house. Mother is barely speaking to me this morning. Why? Because my son and Blake's mommy are getting back together and she came over last night with her almost 2 year old lil boy. No Blake because we have been sick here and want to make sure Blake doesn't catch anything. As soon as they got here mother told me to shut her bedroom door. I did. She didn't come

Hard Nips
It went from 50 degrees and everything melting to just above 10 degrees and everything covered in snow again in less than 3 days. I love it when mother nature runs around like a schizophrenic cunt with too much sugar in her system. Politics sucks. I love it when Canadian and American holidays coincide. Which is always now since Canada keeps making up holidays. I have almost no work to do at all today. Family day? Really? A holiday to "spend time with the family" because the family is so important? Spend time with the family and nobody gets in an argument, a fight or bursts into tears? If I couldn't see it from my window I'd swear Canada was made out of candy houses and chocolate rivers. Canada is the flag lapel pin wearing, liberal and slightly scatterbrained aunt that thought the world ended when JFK was assassinated. And can't stop talking about it and how much better things would be if everyone was like JFK. And oh dear they got poor little Bobby too. *makes the sign

The Truth
I am so sick of people thinking that just because another person does something that it all has to be about them. It's not. I'm pretty sure people on here have real lives...granted some have more of a real life than others do. At any rate, I was asked to tell the truth, so here it goes.... About three months ago I left this site. I had every intention of deleting and NEVER coming back. I'm sure some people were asking questions as to why I left. I didn't exactly make it known. There were a few people that knew, but that's it. Now to tell why I deleted. 1. One of my best friends told me to pretend that he didn't exsist. It sucked. He was a friend that I always talked to about things. He was one person that I could be honest with and know that he was honest with me, even though he was rarely honest with anyone else. Now that did happen before I left, but it just compounded with everything and was a huge mess. 2. I needed to focus on my real life. My REAL boyfriend and my sons.

A Little About Me ( If You Get Emotional Get Tissues First) Part 1
I wish this never happened. In 2001 I went to the hospital for what I thought might be a migraine, I never had one so I was not sure. Well that "migraine" sent me to Tx Children's via LifeFlight. I knew something was bad after that and vomiting blood. After all that turns out I had just had two animism's and a ruptured blood clot. My doctors told me I only had a 40/60 chance from surviving it. That was the first part, the second part was the surgery for repair, and they said I had only a 20% chance the surgery would be a success. Luckily I was part of that 20%. I was in ICU for three weeks and another four weeks in recovery.I also had to learn to walk, talk, read, and write again. So another result of tht surgery I have permenet amnesia from May 2001 and back. Although as a result of the surgery I have occasional seizures. I still have to deal with having less feeling in my right side. Less strength in my left. About 15% sensitivity on my scalp, and when I get tired my left

Ffs!! It's Come Down To This?
Yeah well...here we go again. It seems that a couple of times every year a few racists genius's manage to try and break my spirit by sending me love notes, sooooo....instead of going to the bulletins, I'm going to write them a little letter.......I hope they are smart enough to read it..... Dear Simple Minded Person With Nothing Else To Do, First let me begin by thanking you for spending your hard earned FUBUCKS on me....I appreciate the thought however it's money well wasted. Apparently, you don't know me, so let me help you out some....there are things that are way more offensive to me than being called "nigger". Why? It's simple...although it's a word used in hate, it's a huge sign that you have nothing else to pick at me about. It takes a HUGE person (sarcasm) to attempt to offend someone based on something they can't control. You appear to dislike people of color, however, if I were a betting woman..I'd say that you have probably been in my shout telling me how

Asshat Of The Week ...
..ya know something sometimes something's got to give. This one officially wins asshat of the week. Dudes using hot girl defaults to get rates and points is nothing new really. It's an old school Fubar tactic used by me, Prince Jessie, Ben Dover, RJeezy and even DJ Inferno used him and his ex girlfriend's pictures in the over a year ago race for red. Countless others at one point or another have done the same thing. On July 16.2007 it officially became a reset-worthy violation for anyone in the top 100 members of the site to use a decieving image as a default picture on here. That was almost a year ago. It wasn't cheating as per TOS like such things as people logging into your account to get rates, points and fans is and of course the blaster users and scripters are today. That hasn't changed. You may not like it or agree with it, but it's the way it is. However the difference between all of us and all of these new school Fubarians is that at least we had the dignity and self respect t

Now Das Some Ghetto Shit!
I am glad that I am one of those people that believes that the truth is stranger than fiction and real life provides the best material. Yesterday, I went to Home Depot to replace the globe that fell out of the light fixture into my sink and scared the shit out of me the other night. Me going to Home Depot, in and of itself is a laugh as I mean well...have a great eye...I'm just not mechanically inclined. That said, I go into Home Depot..get my globes and head back to the car. This is where is starts to get good...... So, I'm walking back to my car, doo doo dah doo (Home Depot is in a strip mall and you have to cross the road to get to the parking spaces...remember that ...k?), and I see this "figure" in the BACKseat of this PARKED car about 15 or so parking spaces down. Now, remember I just told you there is a road there so it's a road plus about 15 or so spaces. So this "figure" (I was not wearing my glasses so I didn't know if it was a large statured man or woman...they

Boobs On Parade
So on the way in this morning, this guy was watching "Good Luck Chuck" on his laptop. They have a series of scenes in there, reminiscent of Wedding Crashers where they are bedding scores of women in sequence. In this movie though, they are all naked so there were many clips of boobs flying by. The guy was trying to cover it up by, resizing the window (didn't work), opening up other windows (worked, but as the boobs bounced they kept popping into sight) and fast forwarding (high speed boob jiggling is humorous.) I now want to see this movie. This also brings to mind a complain I had about the movie "Superbad": There was no nudity. Other than all the penis drawings, not one bit of nudes, and this with two separate sex scenes. It was already rated R, why not have the boobies come out? I think its all an attempt to "Chick Flick" up guy movies.

Is This New?
Got this error message today: ERROR: this users permissions don't allow you to rate their photos. That seems a little odd, its not someone who had blocked me or anything. Edit: Nevermind, I did get blocked.. though hell if I know how or why

Yay I Got It!!!
I got the spotlight, so I will be watching everyone's page all day:) To my friends: Thank you all so much for putting up with me and all my point whoring for the last couple of months...thank you all for helping me Godmother and then helping me get spotlight:) I ♥ you all:) That sounded like a lame award speech, didn't it? Anyway, screenshots if you will please....I will be here on and off all day...I have to finish my finals today, so won't be far from the computer at all:)

Dont Want To Do It Anymore
WOW, WHERE DO I START? FIRST OFF I GUESS I WANT TO SAY I LOVE MY FRIENDS ON FUBAR! YOU ALL HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT WONDERFUL TO ME AND I COULDNT HAVE ASKED FOR ANYTHING BETTER. YOU ALL REALLY DO ROCK! I AM JUST TIRED. I'M TIRED OF DEALING WITH SO MUCH GARBAGE FROM SO MANY THAT ARENT MY FRIENDS. IM TIRED OF STRUGGLING EVERYDAY ANYMORE TO GET SOME KIND OF ATTENTION, ALL FOR WHAT? I REACHED MY GOAL OF BECOMING AN ORACLE AND MAKING MY GIFT, AND NOW ITS GOING TO CHANGE AGAIN, SO I GUESS I NEED A BREAK. KIND OF LIKE TO CATCH A SECOND WIND? THIS PLACE HAS A WAY OF MAKING YOU SOMEONE YOU ARENT TOO AND I NEED TO STEP BACK AND FIGURE OUT WHO I AM FOR NOW lolI HOPE THAT YOU ALL UNDERSTAND AND DONT GET UPSET WITH ME. I WILL KEEP THE AUCTION FOLDER OPEN AND IF YOU WANT TO ACCEPT A BID GO AHEAD AND ACCEPT IN THE COMMENTS I WILL EVENTUALLY MOVE IT TO THE ACCEPTED OFFERS FOLDERS. AS FOR THE LEVELING FAMILY? PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES FOR NOT BEING ON TOP OF THINGS. WHEN AND IF I DECIDE

Who's M.anna?
I've had the spotlight. You've had the spotlight. Lets help a friend out and get her the spotlight. She is a sweetheart, and i don't pimp many people out now a days, but Anna deserves a hand. Everyone has FuBucks now a days, what's 100k between friends? If you have more, that would be great. But with Christmas coming up, lets be generous. I thank all of you. :D M. Anna ♦ Midwest MILF OWNS my b00bs!@ fubar PS please re-post this LOTS. :P

He Needs Monies!!!
So Van needs some Fu-monies. Care to send him some? You don't need to send a lot..just a little will work. You do that and I'll loves ya forever and ever!!!Here's the link to his page: Captain Cooter@ fubar[hugs]

One Nighters
So I was sittin at work on yahoo, and all of a sudden I get a message...from a guy that I had a one nighter with 7 years ago, when I was 19. Rewind... My friend and I were bored, and decided to find someone to hang out with. We found some dude on yahoo, and invited him to her place. He was 31, covered with disgusting tattoos, and dumber than a bag of shit. We drank beer and sat around, then me and him went to the lake. We made out at the lake, he drove me home at 4am. I suggested we do it, he said next time, cause the car was too small. I said there would be no next time, and suggested that the neighbor's front lawn was big enough to accommodate. So we did it, and I threw a used condom on my neighbor's window sill cause he was a douche. The guy went home. THe next day he called me and asked me out, I said no. He called a coupla hundred times again, and was politely denied based on a lack of IQ. Forward... So yesterday he messaged me out of a blue. He is 38 now, and is movin

Doubting
Ever since some sour asshole made that fake RussianSlutt profile, I have been doubting all my good friends on here that knew my private info, which is driving me fuckin nuts... To an asshole that put up my info in that profile, including my real name (which I never use, since I go by both married and maiden names in RL, depending on where I'm at), marital situation (albeit perverted in a worst kinda way), and other stuff: If you are reading this, no, you didn't win. It will take some time for me to regain a sense of trusting someone, but I'll get over it. You are nothing but a coward that got butt hurt, and you know it. I always take EVERY word that people say with a grain of sand, and I guess I have lowered the walls that I always build around me. Which was a mistake on my part, but life goes on. Those who know me, know that if I cared about even half public opinion about me, I wouldn't post half the shit I do about me. Last time I cared what people thought about me w

How I Do It
Just so ppl know how I randomly bling it's like this...I see my bar tab and mouse over with my eyes closed.Whoever I land on gets Blinged....I ususlly pick 3 or 4 so that's how it goes ppl. The bling is usually 1 to 3 credits....Only occasionally do I bling special abilities bling

This Is Why You Should Never Stay At A Holiday Inn.
Believe it or not but I'm not one to really complain about things in real life. I generally just "suck it up" and go about my business. I think that things could be worse. But now...I'm complaining/bitching/venting..what the fuck ever you want to call it. I decide that I'm going to stay in a Holiday Inn this weekend, because I generally just stay at Motel 6. I wanted something different and I knew I wouldn't have a way to get food and this hotel has room service. I'm told they have no smoking rooms with a single bed, so I had to take a room with two beds. No biggie. I'm suppose to have a view and get breakfast. Apparently this is a "suite". I don't know. I'll say that this is the worst hotel I've stayed in, in my whole life. I've stayed in plenty. Now before you gutter minded friends of mine go there..I was in show choir in high school and would have to go to competitions every weekend and we had to stay in hotels. What makes this one so bad? Well, I'm about to tell you. Fi

Rah Rah Rah This Girl Is A Cardinal Fake...
…looks like this is a good week for fakes and bullshit to be exposed on here my friends…play the video for further entertainment… See this thing? With the Happy Hours and begging for cash and whatever else, but somehow can’t manage to post a salute? Because the person running this page has stolen their pictures they are using for the profile from internet porn girl Becca Mans…here’s the profile she says is “her”.. CardinalGirl Fan&Rate Me b4 you add me please...@ fubar … then as the proof below clearly shows, because these albums from the porn site have all of her pics, even the one “she” is using as a default… …..I wonder when people are going to stop buying things for these fakes. I mean cmon. Use some common sense people. Rah rah. Busted. Peace.

You Are Awesome
i may have missed a few of you, and for that i am truly sorry. but i love you anyways.. here is something special for my friends, you guys are awesome, and thank you for being you! Make an on-line slide show at www.OneTrueMedia.com

Smoking For The Children
I have what you would call not a publicly acceptable habit; I smoke. I have been doing it for many years now, going back to my Army days. I have quit a couple times, for as long as a year, sometimes for a few months. Then something happens to make me lose my resolve and I end up smoking again. The previous story I posted about a disagreement I had at work was one of those times. I know its bad for me, and I know from the times I have quit how bad a cigarette smells to a non smoker, but none of this seems to phase me when I want my fix of that sweet sweet nicotine. One thing I noticed on my recent travels was how certain places were more tolerant than others on smoking, I have to say it was quite nice to find a bar that didn't make you go outside to burn a quick one. I also noticed wild fluctuations on the price of cigarettes in different places. The price of cigarettes has continued to go up, as it seems a perfectly acceptable thing to be taxed by the government. This lates

Heading Things Off At The Pass
I am shortly going to do a pick thru and delete on my friends list ( I am keeping the people I dont like) In the hopes of heading off the inevitable emails and comments belabouring the fact that I deleted a name ....its nothing personal. Its list managment ...if we dont talk outside of the mumms and dont watch for each others activities I dont see the need for being on a list. Honestly I would rather be able to actually figure out what the people I have regular contact with on a more personal level are doing than have to see a pile of bar tabs alerts that I do nothing with. If that will change the fact that someone finds me ammusing or comment in the mumms to me or will enjoy a blog I do or even rate my stuff so be it. It certainly does not mean I do not like or do not enjoy people that are not on my list it is just an effort to make this place easier to keep up with. Besides lets be real smaller list smaller drama pool no? gosh I just took a page out of Misfits book and rant

Tongue Salutes..
Im in a weird mood tonight, cant really explain it so im not gonna try. Instead ive randomly decided to make a tongue salute folder and i think it'd be really awesome for my friends to ya know..just do it! Im not asking anyone to write on their tongues, just take a pic sticking your tongue out and if i get some ill make a special folder....something to laugh at when nothing else seems funny. Anyway sounds good to me.... Thanks 4 Reading

Rethinking Things
i got an offer to get fu engaged the other day, it came from a beautiful, funny and amazingly interesting woman so i clicked yes. lately she has been showing more of her true self and i`m not sure about it any more. what do my friends think i should do, i`m all confused

The Christening
I come to you, dear readers, with a question: What shall I call my last nameless peep? There is Rosie, the production red hen who delights in flying out of the box. There is Edna, the darkest and smallest peep, an Americana, who barely has tail feathers but is somehow always the last one caught. There is Lolita, the brown-tinged Silver Laced Wyandotte, who squawks loudly when I try to pick her up. And there is Lola, a California white named for the Kinks song, because she “walks like a woman but talks like a man, oh my Lola.” That’s not entirely accurate. Lola walks like a rooster, roosts like a rooster (sometimes on my shoulder), but peeps just like the others. She has a prominent comb, though, and was the first to develop tail feathers, which is why my neighbor Janine suspects she may not be a hen after all. Oh my Lola. Three of my very photogenic peeps, including Miss Ella, died in a freak accident (picnic, dog). They’re now buried in my garden, p

Variations
When you are dealing with a set of options to determine the total number of possiblities you have to take the base set and put it to the factor of the number of variables. For example, license plates, if you go with the standard three letters and three numbers then you have the possibility of 17,576,000 (26^3*10^3), of course this doesn't count for the entire series that they throw out such as ASS, KOK, FUK, and etc, but the basic principle still applies. When you have a set with combinations, lets say for instance a pizza, where you can have multiple versions of the same choices then your variations are based on 2 to the factor of the number of possibilities. To go with the pizza example lets say you have ten different toppings to choose from, you would then have 1024 (2^10) different types of pizza you could order. I'll break this down in a simpler example so you can see the math. Your toppings choices are Pepperoni, Sausage and Ham, that would give us 8 (2^3) as the number of p

Blog Worthy Friend Req...
okay hears a lil info im a honest person i am very blunt i believe in everyone knowing where they stand with me and thngs i dont like liars or people who play mind games if i want that i would of stayed in high school for the rest of my life im looking to make new friends not looking for anything serious but believe it can happen when u lest expect it so that door is open but mainly looking i normally dont do this but im gonna take a chance cuz life is short and i dont like it passing me by and missing stuff ????????? and yahoo is sparyallanj@yahoo.com not sayin everyone will respond to this or want to its fine and i can respect that but if u do want to i would love to hear from u an chat with you and make a nrew friends well thank u for you time before i forget my name is allan friends call me aj i recieved the above in a friend request today...the question marks are where he had his phone number....even my mean ass didn't want to spread that all over...his yahoo addy, i couldn

Two Things
I am often called upon to give advice. I say I am called upon, though it may be in fact that people just want to bitch and I see this as an opportunity to fix their problems so I won't have to hear about them anymore, but I digress. When I give advice the two most common things I tell people are: Pick your battles Cut your losses Picking your battles refers to making the choice on whether or not you want conflict over a particular matter. Some people think this to mean only challenge when you think you can win, or when you know in your heart of hearts that you are absolutely 100% correct. I do not think this is the case, my own personal recommendation is only seek conflict when you think the outcome of that conflict can actually cause a difference. For example, I see many a person that sport anti-immigration slogans, here in New York, which is basically all immigrants since the Dutch bought the island over 300 years ago. Now I know I am correct when pointing out that fact

Is There
a reason that 50 gazillion people got fu-married over the summer? Did they make it free or did all my bitches think I was dead? and fuck you people for not fu inviting me to the fu weddings - I was looking forward to getting fu trashed and ruining your fuceptions!

Wanna See The Best On Fu?
All Broke Dicks keep your negativity to your damn self! Wanna see my goodies? Uh huh...I was told too many times I was crazy to leave them open so now~well...I now own my own domain adult site so you will pay regardless.... $20. Bling Pack = 3 day family add $65. Bling Pack = 2 week family add Auto 11 or Cherry Bomb = 1 week family add 3 mo. VIP renewal = 1 mo. 6 mo. VIP renewal = 3 mo. 12 mo. VIP renewal = 6 mo. 7 day blast = 1 day 30 day blast = 2 weeks Happy Hour 1 month

Brick Wall
I hate when I have a good blog idea and then I forget what it was. *shrugs* Maybe it wasn't so good after all. I'm having burritos for dinner. I'm considering nominating burritos as the most perfect food ever. Talking Heads is on the radio. I wish it was Psycho Killer instead of Once in a Lifetime. There's a truckload of rabbits outside. They're all gonna die. Suckers. I actually did blush. Weird. My boss waddles.

Unwanted Stuff.
Here's a list of stuff I hate/pet peeves because boo is bored or at least she was 5 hours ago. Let's see if I can get to 10. 1. Drama filled statuses. I have just started deleting people who put things like fuck off you asshole If you don't like it stay off my page. I don't mind the profanity but I do mind your need to make your whole friends list rush to your side. 2. People who fail at satire. Making a racist statement and then calling it ironic does not make a satire win. It makes you socially (perfect example of satire fail) retarded. 3. The fact that drug dealers are so unreliable. just sayin. 4. People that say "that's my thing". ex: wearing all stars with skirts is my thing. no it's not. 5. verbally abusive assholes. i got a friend with a verbally abusive new husband. I would like to stab him in the face but she has no where else to go. Hopefully she can find a new asshole to latch on to. 6. entertainment shows that aren't The Soup. Fuck you mary heart, mario Lopez a

Ex
So, my ex added me to myspace yesterday. Not really a big deal; we talk off and on all the time (I have his cell number, I just never text him.) I asked him why he decided to add me and he told me it was because it was the only way he could message me. (I kind of locked down my myspace account, due to some impending drama.) I thought it was kind of funny, so I asked him what he wanted to message me. He told me it was in the friend request message (which I didn't even read.) He told me the message said "I need your boobs." *raised eyebrow emoticon here* So I said, "Yeah whatever, dude, you've seen them." Well he wanted me to send pics to his phone. (Not even when hell freezes over.) So, I said no. Well I just signed on to myspace and discovered he has deleted me (yet again.) lmfao. My husband and I have been together 8 years (as of a few days ago) and married for 7. You would think he would've moved on by now. He has a girlfriend, FFS! What won't men do for boobs? Serio

For Christmas...
I've been wanting to write this blog for a couple weeks now, but didn't know how to word it and stay entertaining.... I still don't, but feel the need to write about it anyway. Every Christmas, I love buying and donating unwrapped kids toys to the different stores that have it. I'm not saying I go overboard, most of it is at the dollar store. In fact, last year they had a twofer stuffed animal pack. TWO stuffed animals for a DOLLAR!!! Buy ten bucks worth, snip the little platic thing attaching the two and... BAM!!! Ya just made TWENTY kids' Christmas a little better. Now before you think "well, they're just cheap little stuffed animals" PLEASE look at it through the child's eyes... When I was a kid, my mom had to actually turn to charities a couple of times to make sure me and my brother had something under the tree. (If you're a parent, you KNOW that had to be hard) Out of that, I got this lil' jackass which I named "HEE-HAW" which has always been one of my favorite toys a

Psychic Memories
yes its kinda long, dont start reading til you have some time to kill. I started writing this on the boat and I think I will continue writing this story and finish it, before I continue on the Vampire story... enjoy There is a rustling at the window that wakes Sarah from a sound sleep, as if a tree branch was scratching it in a cold winter wind. But, there is no tree out in the yard and the night is warm and still this July evening in Aspen. Her mind begins rationalizing the possibilities of the noise she hears, or does she really hear a noise outside. Is her mind playing tricks on her? Could this scratching sound be something else, something rational, and something explainable? She thinks to herself, she is 35 years old, and that is too damned old to be scared of the boogeyman! Lying on her side under the covers, she stares at the blackened window for a moment, if there is a burglar outside her window with criminal intent, she needs to know what time it is. So she looks at the cl

Debate Blah Blah..not Really
A friend had the status "WTF?I'm stuck on a 6mo waiting list and Haitians get a doctor delivered in 30mins or less.Domino's needs to get into healthcare.." so I commented, she answered, spinoza commented, and since spinoza and I are both long winded he told Me to just blog it... below in the box is the previous convo, it is all jumbled but Spinoza I placed My under the box Emanon~~Forever Fake~~Father of The Fallen Ones said:30 mins or less..... before or after walking miles to a doctor? hm ☠2Weird2Live2Rare2Die☠ said:They flew Dr's in from MY county.Half hour flight.Tops.My county already has a doctor shortage FFS!Emanon~~Forever Fake~~Father of The Fallen Ones said:Okay so NOW they can see docs [and that is just where they sent docs which is not everywhere] before that walking many miles to see a doc... doubt many Americans have to do that... on top of your having better available docs than they do.☠2Weird2Live2Rare2Die☠ said:Will they also be billed for

Third Hand Smoke?
'Third-hand smoke' could damage health Nicotine residues from tobacco smoke hang around for weeks or months Lingering residue from tobacco smoke which clings to upholstery, clothing and the skin releases cancer-causing agents, work in PNAS journal shows. Berkeley scientists in the US ran lab tests and found "substantial levels" of toxins on smoke-exposed material. They say while banishing smokers to outdoors cuts second-hand smoke, residues will follow them back inside and this "third-hand smoke" may harm. Opponents called it a laughable term designed to frighten people unduly. The scientists say nicotine stains on clothing, furniture and wallpaper can react with a common indoor pollutant to generate dangerous chemicals called tobacco-specific nitrosamines or TSNAs. The real danger is not third-hand smoke but propaganda dressed up as science Simon Clark of the smokers' lobby group Forest In the tests, contaminated

Blahs
I d/c'd my own IV today. I lost 11 pounds in the last 2 weeks...yay for bein sick...now i need new pants i take back anything remotely non cunty i may have ever said about johns whore yeah she deserves the bad and then some. That girl has more pychological issues that a fucking ward of mental patients. but as they say Karma is a bitch...she told me she would chase me off here...I suppose she should know that better people than her have tried yet here I am. My daughters Bday is on 3-6...because i have been so sick and am really not doin a ton better...I am not really wanting to commit to a party...Adam bought 2 tickets for her to Disney on Ice...her dad will be on his mid tour leave and be here the 8th....I am going to give him the tickets to take her...and we wll have cake and gifts for her here..I hope that is ok for her. i have learned I have some very good friends here. I thank those of you who are. no less that 200 of my pics have been removed from the queue from some asshol

Nsfw Pics Of Pie For Everyone!!!
in light of Pie recently calling me whore in a mumm I decided to release some of his more personal photos that he made me promise never to share with you all ..... hanging out at home experimental days last night party time with the boys night job before taping Oprah

Jason Comes Alive!
So, for those of you not in the know, I sing--if you want to call it that! Ahem, sorry. I was just trying to anticipate your reactions. Anyway, this weekend, I performed in a cabaret show with the pops chorus/show choir that I'm part of. It was my first non-karaoke solo performance--if you want to call it that!--and I thought some of you all might want to hear it. Or you might have detainees you need to torture. It's a multi-purpose recording. Either way, you can listen to it here. I can't figure out how to (or if I can) embed it from Posterous, so you'll have to click the linky. Enjoy!--if you want to call it that!

New Rules And How I'm Handling The New Changes To The Alerts.
This has been some week for change. First we get Obama Care and now these changes on Fubar. So with these changes come some new rules regarding contacting me. Since I cannot use this bar at the bottom at all, I feel like I‘m trapped in here and can‘t carry on a conversation. - After posting this blog, my chat box will be turned off. I can’t use this frustrating thing or keep track of a conversation. - If you have my yahoo, please use that to contact me. - If you do not have my yahoo, feel free to message me with a private message, those will be returned. - I will also not be reading any messages enclosed with non-bling gifts, the first thing I will do when I sign in, like I have been all week, is to delete them all. - Messages with Bling will be returned. - Comments left in reply to mine be it a bulletin, blog or status will be returned if I can, once again, know it happened somehow since there are no more alerts. I do not use faceboook, I do not know how to us

New Hotness Like Feature
Okay in the past 3 days I've been utilizing the new 'like' feature on the newest profile option 'new hotness'. Every person on my friends list that I have 'liked' has asked me how to do this. I've decided to make an instructional blog on how to do this. :) (Hopefully the damn pic shows up in the body of this blog; if not, look in the comments.) The 'like' feature can only be used on online members and new members. The tabs for top chicks and top dudes will not allow you to use this feature. Now, underneath all of those thumbnails of pics, there is the word 'refresh'. If there is no one you want to 'like' on that page, just click refresh and you will be given new pics. I hope this is helpful. :)

I'm A Tobacco Addicted Satanist With A Cat!
So I am dipping my toes in a couple online dating sites (shut up, I am not a loser.) I clearly annotated my profile that I am an agnostic smoker with a cat. Matter of fact I think that's the title of it "I'm a tobacco addicted satanist with a cat!" So please pray tell, why would women who say that religion is very important to them, or they hate smokers, or they hate cats choose to message me and ask if I would like to chat. Let me tell you now because I know what you are thinking, but there are in fact no pictures of my penis on this site, so dissmis that from your mind. I do try to be polite and mention that many of the qualities they seek I do not posses but this does not seem to deter them. I do not be rude and say, "what's the point?" because I am too classy for that. Though I am thinking I may mention that I have to have a cigarette then take my cat to my weekly worship of the dark lord.

Mislaid Breadcrumbs
So I was watching the local news this weekend, as I know I oughtn't to do. And since it was the weekend it was an hour long providing them with plenty of time to let their young reporters go wild with some kind of human interest story. Human interest stories generally make me want to vomit. It's the journalistic version sugar cereal, meant to provide a release of feel good endorphins at the end of the show so you'll forget all the bad news. It will also make you want to stay loyal to that station; because they left you with a smile knowing someone out there is doing the good things that you're far too lazy to do yourself. This week’s ode to humanity's better half had to do with a non-profit program started by some local people to provide extra food to undernourished children of poor families. They can come to their location and pick up a bag of healthy snacks for their kids in the summertime since they aren't able to get those snacks the schools provide when school is in se

My Trip To Detroit!
So as you all noticed, I haven't been that active in the past few days. Why? Well, I went to Detroit from Friday to Sunday (and I was busy with school shit after that). Anyway, I really wanted to mumm this but I thought a blog would be more appropriate. Also, it's time I write my first blog (and you guys should be grateful cause you're witnessing history right here). So lets get started. Why the fuck did I go to Detroit? Well, I wanted to go to the Jay-Z/Eminem concert. I planned on buying tickets from a scalper or something. I also went to meet that 17 year old chicka I met on yahoo about a month ago (she lives an hour away from the city). And of course, I needed a bit of a vacation so this was a perfect opportunity. So I left with my friend (who's like Kramer on valium) on Friday morning. We got there sometime in the afternoon and after a little touring, we thought "okay Detroit is boring." Then I went off to go find tickets to the concert. My friend decided not to go so he went ba

A Stiffy
So I was laying on the floor reading a book last night, as is my perogative to do. I've always read laying on the floor on my stomach. I am capable of reading in a chair, or in bed, or a multitude of other locations. It's not a defect...just a fetish. It's the way I've read books most often since I was a wee lad and reading wee books. I'm able to be fairly comfortable without being too comfortable, thus taking advantage of my maximum reading endurance. Anyway, I'm on the floor last night and all of a sudden I'm just overwhelmed with drowsiness. Almost like a curtain was closed on scene 2, act 5 of the play Me Reading A Book. The only thing I'm capable of is taking my glasses off and placing them on the book before closing my eyes. I figured it would just be a short nap, a slight recharge after a rather long day. I awoke with my face crazy glued to my forearm via dried up saliva. Oh yeah, people are so sexy when they wake up. I roll to my side to glance at the clock and st

Atheistic Assessment▬●ΑΘΕΟΣ--☭--☆
Blogging Buffoon Activated Warning: A lot of reading ahead :P Okay I am bored and figured I would do a blog....what better than on.. atheism. These are either pictures I found on theistic websites [mostly xtian ones] or stuff I have heard people say in relation to atheism or things that atheist may use to support their position.This picture is one I found particularly funny. Um, this atheist may actually convert to believe in a deity if someone can tell me what the fuck this person was trying to say? Maybe this person was so moved by the spirit he/she forgot how to speak English.This was a photo that a friend sent me that had been forwarded to her by her Christian friend, the email said it was “kid safe”... I will go through each one and attempt to dissect them as best as I can. Which as always will simply be my interpretation, I do not speak of all atheist, just myself.“Unlike Christians, atheist believe in “luck” and “fortune”, while Chris

Because Crazy Lips Did It
1. I am the youngest of 3 children. 2. I am a closet Stephen King, Dan Brown fan. 3. I love Garden Ridge {home decor store} 4. Things HAVE to be aligned around me. If I come into your home and start straightening things on your walls....just ignore me. :D 5. I make my bed before I leave my bedroom in the mornings. 6. I have to sleep with one leg outside the covers. 7. I miss my father. :( 8. I am the logical one in my family. 9. I LOVE HGTV. 10. I get excited over a new handbag. 11. I don't trust easily. 12. My eyesight is getting worse. 13. I love fresh ripened tomatoes more than any other food. 14. I love photography. 15. I use Germ X constantly. 16. I absolutely abhor lying. 17. I am always early for appointments. 18. I hate waiting on someone. 19. I miss cuddling with someone other than my grandchildren. 20. I am obsessed with air fresheners and scented candles. 21. I miss sex. 22. I don't like cheese....except nacho, Parmasean, and jalepeno flavor

So...if He's Interested He Would Make An Effort Riiight?
So the guy I went out with has been kinda MIA recently. The last time we went out, we were just about to go dinner but then couldn't cos he had to rush back to work. He apologised after saying he'd make it up to me next time...butt this was like 2 weeks ago. I did text him the other say just to say hi and check in and he did apologise again for not having been around much and that he missed me (dunno whether he said that just for the sake of saying it though). I told him it was okay cos I understand that he would have been busy (cos I was too hence why I left it so late to just send a text) as he was working on his master's dissertation (or something). So I sent him a last text saying I hope it goes well for him and I figured that I'd just leave him to it and not be distracting/annoying. But we have a lot of mutual friends so I know that on his days off he's been going out and stuff which seems to be a sign that he's not as busy as he had been I think. I thought that nooow he would hav

Weather Ya Know It Or Not
Sky was black as pitch when leaving the base today, so obviously I knew I need to get to the car as soon as i could as this wasnt your typical afternoon shower. The vast parking lot there has but one available exit, as its next to the river. I reached the car just as things were getting blustery. Now this isnt what I'd call twister country, thats more prevalent in the outlying county where there are more open fields for the conditions to culminate. But as I got in the car, I lost the syline on both sides of me, the right of me being the direction of the exit to the secure lot. In a few moments it became the clouds were tapering down to ground level, and I thought "no way , to be sure not", but then i saw the roofing coming off the Ops Center at the end of the lot, and then the debris field swirling, giving it some definition, and thought, well shit, what now, thats the exit. The funnel cloud to the left of the lot was more listless and not really throwing anything up. By the time

Fu Tards That Are Full Of Themself
okay so im not gonna name any names..im sure that she is gonna go complain to fubar staff about my blog. here is a hint her name has to do with murder . so here is my side of the story...this is the last time im gonna worry about this bullshit drama. the other night I was spending time with my b/f i was drinking a little it was friday night and i was just messing around.Well i just got a brand new laptop and I was wanting to try out my camera.So I set my status to " someone show me how to cam I really want to go on air???? so I had another drink and I still could not figure it out..I think my cam wasint working correctly. so stupid me goes and clicks on broadcasts.I thought someone has to know how to tell me to do this ill just click on a cam and ask them. Well i guess I decided to click on the wrong cam because all hell broke loose after I did. I simply said and I qoute " hey,im sorry im a little drunk and I dont know how to do this....all of a sudden she starts cursing

Rok - The Scandal Behind The Woman
I am 'posed to be in my kitchen doing Christmassy stuff but fuggit, roK said I had to write a blog about her scandalous self, mainly because, she assures me, nobody would read it. So I guess the first point is, roK never makes much sense. Now obviously, I am a man-hating prudish lesbian, so I don't know much in the way of 'scandal', except to say that this is the woman that sent me a jumping plastic penis AND a pubic hair comb for Christmas...and was disappointed because her local hookers weren't giving away their kamasutra help signs. She has better hair than I do...which admittedly isn't a huge benchmark, or scandalous...but it's only cuz she goes to a transvestite hairdresser who has the upper body strength sufficient to hold her down while the blowtorch does its magic. You can rarely find her in the MuMMs anymore...which is a right royal pain in the arse AND a scandal of GOP proportions, in my humble opinion, cuz she happens to be both funny and wise, which is not

Learning
People that I know are always telling me how good government schools (public schools) are. The more that I think about it the more I disagree. I believe that the U.S. started public schools around the same time that massive amounts of Catholic Irish immigrants came to this country. People in the U.S. were afraid that these immigrants would spread Catholicism. The system of schooling that we adopted was the Prussian system (the same system Nazi Germany used). Leaders not followers What type of people come out of these government schools? I think that the public school system produces followers. When you go to school one of the first things you learn is how to take orders. Stand in a single file line, get permission to speak, sit up straight, do as I tell you, sit in a assigned seat, and you even have to ask to use the bathroom. I often wonder how 13 years of following orders can produce a leader, let alone an independent thinker. Making us stupid We used to learn how to read

Sit And Watch Me
Can you see me sitting across from you..so hot.... LOOK at me, your tied to the chair, and I have your full attention. See my hand rub my neck slide down onto my breast your intesity changes as you slide out and spread my lips. YOUR TONGUE GLIDING OVER MY PUSSY AS I scream........................ I CANT STAND THE PLEASURE.....I push you off and onto your back as I climb up on top of your face letting you tongue fuck me as you play with my ass. I need you now , I need your kiss, I need your tongue your kiss your fingers and your cock. Leaning forwarD ISWALLOW your cock all the way back right from the start. MAKING YOU RAM YOUR TONGUE IN FURTHER. OMG BABY IM GONNA CUM, cum in my mouth let me taste you, you say.... I want you to cum to, I want to taste you too. WE SHOOT ORGASM seems like the pg version of the feelings we feel as WE EXPLODE INTO EACH OTHERS MOUTHS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BABES IN TOYLAND THIS KITTY IS HOT and yes I gue

If You've Ever Bought Or Sold On Ebay, You Need To See This..
..many of us have funny stories from ebay , good ones bad ones, but if you ever see someone like this bidding on your stuff, well, I guess you know the end result !! Sorry had to share... Funny bought to me & you by: THE BOSS@ fubar

Advise For Men On How To Score Some Ass
How to Get Into her Pants Without Wasting Time and Money This writing is dedicated to all the card carrying members of male species who have suffered for years from incessant cockteasing followed by cockblocking from those females who choose to think that their vaginas are holy temples dedicated to men worshiping them from afar or paying a hefty entry fee. Have you ever seen that dolled up bar flooze with a push up bra tying off the oxygen to that lil brain, a layer of fake carrot cake colored tan, and a smoker's voice that only a deaf mute man would love? Have you ever seen her flirt with all the happenin douches at the bar, laughing at all the nonsensical little jokes, and fishing for compliments via "Oh, my boobs are too big, I hate them" and "I am so fat, I need to lose weight"? Or have you seen the one oohing and aahing about someone's baby pictures and enjoying comparing tanning salon prices while wearing a top 5 sizes small with tits spilling out all over the place and g

Picture This...
Ok guys and gals picture the hottest woman you can. She's wearing a pair of jean shorts that are damn near daisy dukes, a pair of black construction boots, and a green hard hat. She's sexy isn't she. And she's climbing up a ladder to take down some scaffolding. Her tight little ass all nice and snug in those shorts as she lifts her leg to take another step up. Ok, ok, stop touching yourself and now picture this... Those same tight short shorts on a big male German construction worker. GAG! I know you hate me now but that's what I got a good look at today. Holy Hell did I want to scratch my eyes out. I couldn't believe that these guys would leave their houses wearing those let alone doing construction in them. It was moose knuckle for everyone today regardless if they wanted it or not. So enjoy the visual and have a great day.

I'm So Disapointed Over This Man I Could Cry. I've Trusted Him For A Long Time.
I'M A LITTLE BESIDE MYSELF HERE.. I HAVE ALWAYS KNOWN ACHILLES AS A GOOD HONEST MAN.. I MET HIM PRETTY MUCH MY FIRST DAY ON WHAT WAS ONCE CALLED CHERRY TAP.. NOW FUBAR.. WE NEVER SPENT MUCH TIME TALKING MOSTLY CAUSE I'M NOT HUGE ON CHIT CHAT.. I RARELY CHAT WITH ANYONE.. BUT I HAVE SEEN SOME REALLY NICE THINGS HE HAS DONE FOR PEOPLE AND HE HAS ALWAYS ALWAYS AND I CANT SAY THIS ENOUGH ALWAYS BEEN FAIR AND HONEST TO ME.. I GUESS THINGS CHANGE.. I'M EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED OVER WHAT HAS HAPPEN.. I'M THE COOLEST CHICK ANYONE COULD EVER MEET.. I DON'T HARDLY EVER GET PISSED OFF AND I'M PRETTY MUCH LAID BACK WITH A VERY UNDERSTANDING HEART.. BUT WHAT HAS HAPPENED HERE SHOWS ME THAT WHAT I ONCE THOUGHT WAS A MAN TO RESPECT AND HONOR HAS NOW SHOWED ME A SIDE THAT TURNS MY TUMMY.. YA I PRETTY MUCH FEEL SICK AT THE CHILDISH AND DISHONEST SHIT ILL COME OUT AND JUST SAY WHAT I MEAN IVE NEVER BEEN VERY GOOD WITH WORDS.. WEASEL, SNAKE, THE DUDE FLAT OUT JUST LACKS BALLS..... WE HAVE A DUDE

Phuck Yoo, In Flames.
Okay, so I have a little game going with a friend of mine where we flip each other off in different ways. It's childish, but fun. I thought it would be a good idea to light the words "fuck you" on fire on my carport. (I know, I'm wee tah did). Anyway, it definitely left a mark on my carport. (See pictures below) How the FUCK do I get the fire stain crap off my carport?! It's facing the road and I'm sure my neighbors are loving it. (I'm covering it with an outdoor rug for now.) I've tried scrubbing and using soap, and a few other cleaners...no dice.

Crapp
Some cocksmack that stayed at my hotel left a book behind, and I was unfortunate enough to pick it up and try to read. Well, I really haven't read a biggest piece of garbage in a while. The book is called "The Secret", written by Rhonda Byrne, a cuntish con artist pseudo-psychiatrist that dabbles in new age garbage. It is based on a idea that there are "laws of attraction" that involve positive thoughts attracting other positive thoughts, resulting in eventual goal achievement. Same goes for negative thoughts, only with a reversed result. Example: if you want to get thin, you have to think "thin thoughts". If you want to be rich, you have to think "being rich" thoughts. And a special force in space will make all your goals come true. (she actually puts Alladin's lamp as a fuckin example). One quote from the book: "if someone is overweight, it came from thinking fat thoughts". Another one; "Food cannot cause you to put on weight, unless you think it can." Another gem: "Mak

Life Changing!
Well Whats New With AsH.WeeE..Not A Whole Lot. Just Felt Like Doing Another Ramble Session! I Found Out A Few Months Ago That My Family Was Moving 3000 Miles Away In August!...At First I Didn't Wanna Go Cuz I Absolutly Love Nova Scotia. My Friend Jennifer Moved In With Me & Was Helping Out With Bills. Things Were Going Good But Then She Had To Move Out Because Of Work Purposes!...I Don't Blame Her Though. She Has To Do Whatever It Takes To Keep Her Job..We Are Still Good Friends And Talk Regularly!.. Thats When I Decided That I Wanted To Move With My Parents!..I'll Be Going In September!...Yeah Im 23 And Yeah I'll Be Living With Them But I Don't Really See It As A Bad Thing..I See It As Getting My Life Back Together!..As Some Of You Know From My Past Blogs My Ex Rob Put Me Really Far Into Debt...Way To Far To Get Myself Out So I Have To Do Bankrupsy. At First I Was Really Scared But Now I'm Realizing That Im Still Fairly Young And I Will Have My Credit Back In 5-7 Years. By Then I

Tinker's Baked Shrimp
*Submitted by Tinker who clearly knows how much I lust after seafood.* This recipe comes from the woman who works at the little roadside stand where I get my seafood. She and her husband run it, and they have some of the best, freshest seafood I've ever had. So I made this last night, and it turned out pretty tasty! I figured I'd share. You need: - Uncooked shrimp (preferably fresh, not frozen) - Worcestershire sauce* - Lemon juice - Garlic - Rosemary - Butter, melted (about 1 stick) * Personally, I find this to be the most fun ingredient, because it's so damn hard to say. If you don't think it's hard to say, take a shot of Tequila and try again. It's fun! You do: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Wash the shrimp and put them in a Pyrex baking pan. Pour on the Worcestershire sauce, lemon juice, and butter, enough to cover the shrimp roughly halfway. Add the garlic and rosemary, to taste. (I used minced garlic and just put a bunch on top. You could also use garl

Chinese Chicken Salad With Tangelo Vinaigrette
*Submitted by the sexiful Penny Dreadful who is not Chinese, but her salad is.* There's really no story here, other than this is my mom's recipe and I like making it for parties because it disappers like lightning. Head of cabbage, chopped Head of Romaine, chopped Package of Slaw mix as much chicken as you like (grilled or baked) 6 stalks celery, diced 3 long green onions, sliced 1 package almond slivers, toasted Tangelo Vinaigrette: I Tangelo, squeezed, or pureed Honey Rice vinager Sesame Oil Fresh Garlic Black pepper Parsley Sea salt Mix to dressing to taste... Toss and Tada!

Fu´s!
I dont like drama!if you have a problem with me you dont need to tell me that you wll delete me you are welcome in my page and you are welcome too to go..i dont care your life !i like in fubar and no question for all for making it long history and making you feel hurt or what ever..i dont like drama i got lot in my life!!!!I am here for 1 reason while i injoy it too to meet someone and making me lough while i am board..i sit a lot time in my loptop to do something while i am talking to you..a thousand´s friend in my list i cannot intertain you all!can you do that at your list!?were all in here had a close like you too(do you?)I love those who people who having respect with me...i dont care who you are and on what your doing in your profile..i wll do on what i want and do on your´s!!! to sit my sitting profile you dont need to as me why!and i dont need to explain with you why..!! I am pilipina its like you treat a idiot 1....!!! I am not american to expect me a perpect 1 in your

Photoshop Mania
so i did a mumm...that i ended up deleting i wasnt clear...and i been in one funk of a mood :s so...i had this entry (identity kept secret ;)) so i did this (photoshop is great for removing people from backgrounds...unlike paintshop pro with is a bitch) but i know painthsop pro better and tubed the glasses so...what can you do?

Rabid Dog???
Mmmk, check it out....lol Yesterday, I'm standing at the bus stop waiting for Mackie to get home from school, and there's this dog that close by. Never seen it before. Black terrier type. In any case, he's a little skittish, but crosses the street to greet a walker and HER dog. Attacks her dog immediately. So this lady is lookin' around trying to see if there's any owner nearby, and there isn't. Immediately starts kicking this dog off her dog. Damn thing ran away. So now all our backyards are open and shit. We have savannas behind us too. So if they dog proceeds into our backyard, should I just take a tiki torch to it's ass and beat the hell outta it? I mean...the kiddos are out there are the freakin' time now.... Mumm time? lol

Education Via Men's Magazines
I'm not kidding, Esquire, GQ and Maxim are very educational. Just this morning I was reintroduced to the word 'umlaut' courtesy of Esquire. Now will I be using umlaut in everyday conversation? Probably not even in special conversation but, I learned something and that's what counts, right? Oh and it had a hilarious section on sex, too. What do you want from me? It's Monday morning.

Week 8 Stats And Week 9 Schedule.
The leaders so far... 1st Place: It's just me with 73-116 2nd Place: Kelly with 72-116 3rd Place: JP with 70-116 4th Place: Drill with 67-116 5th Place: Superman and Porch with 66-116 6th Place: Me with 64-116 7th Place: Texi with 61-116 Players with scores of 60 or lower.. Will 60 Carrie, Red Alert and McLovin 57 Porch 54 Rich 44 Alchy 42 Crow 30 Mikey 22 Good luck next week guys.. here is WEEK 9 Sunday, Nov 2nd NYJ @ BUF DET @ CHI JAC @ CIN BAL @ CLE TB @ KC HOU @ MIN ARI @ STL GB @ TEN MIA @ DEN DAL @ NYG ATL @ OAK PHI @ SEA NE @ IND Monday, Nov 3rd PIT @ WAS BYES: CAR, NO ,SD, AND SF On a side note.. KC has been considering Daunte Culpepper as QB *cries* So that should change some things a bit.

Auction Closed 8pm 3-27-09
> > > > > > > > > > > > I am holding an AUTO !!" auction ...The hightest bid will win so get them in now Starts 3-24TH th 6pm ..Auction ends 3-27TH At 8PM EST. Highest bid will get an Auto 11. Minimum bid is 5 Million Fu Bucks!!! Have Fun CLICK THIS LINK TO BIDhttp://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1814478&albumid=1316368&i=1798629827

12/2
Some may see you as a rebel of sorts, but you know how to be down-to-earth, routine and conventional when it serves you. Your deepest motives may actually be a mystery even to you -- but you don't spend a great deal of time and energy trying to plumb the depths. You're too practical for that. You may have a problem with someone who is asserting his or her authority a little too aggressively today. Avoid a head-on conflict.

Mummers Costume Xmas Party 2
More candid shots of mummers christmas party she is woman hear her roar I wont anal-ize this one ...not for a second lots of Nuns this year I just loved it when he sang if I could turn back time

Some Holiday Reset Fun..
. Christmas Eve/ Sarajevo [Timeless Version] - Trans-Siberian Orchestra ..so as everyone gets ready for another Fu Christmas year, we should all take a second to appreciate and thank the people that make this a place a cool place to chill, and try to put aside the futards that try to ruin it for their own crazy egomaniacal gain... ..so it's nice to see that MzMic the crazy loon and her husband or whatever MikeS get served with a reset with points. That's justice. As the whole world knew they were cheating in the first place. I see that crazy loon as changed her pic back to her ugly mug again, probably told she couldn't shop her face on a model body anymore. And they even took away their profile rates too, that's a beautiful thing isn't it. At least now everyone can see them for what they are, useless cheaters. ..and to think that retard, Suzy (aka Mountain man aka Kiss My Southern Grits) was talking all of this smack on MikeS blog about me, where the best he could

Grrrrrrrrr
Yesterday was a tease.... the weather outside was warmer and nicer.... woke up this morning to it snowing again! YUCK! Spokane snow fall sets record for December Posted: Dec 26, 2008 09:50 AM Updated: Dec 26, 2008 10:25 AM PST SPOKANE , Wash. - Talk of a white Christmas , snow fall on Thursday gave Spokane a record for the month of December. As of 4 p.m. Thursday Laurie Nisbet of the National Weather Service says Spokane had received 46.2 inches this month. The old record of 42.7 inches was set in 1996. The latest dump was more than 8 inches from a snow storm that began last night. More snow is in the forecast for Spokane into Monday with heavy accumulations possible Sunday night. ================================== AND GUESS WHATS IN THE FORECAST ALL WEEK!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR~!!!!!

Hey Dare
Well PimpMaster Cubby would just like to tell you, this young lady is only 100K from leveling. Maybe you could give her 5 minutes? Gutter Slut™@ fubar And along with the 592 friends i have who have auto 11's today. Mel doesn't have them often. (she's a bigger whore than me yanoo). Maybe you could give her some luvin too? —‡Μ∃Γ‡—@ fubar No animals or girl guides were harmed in the making of this blog. PS. The Spotlight Rocks :D PPS. Feel free to pimp yourself out in this blog too. Oh look. a Happy Hour. :P

Kill Me Now....
I just got off the phone with my ex (yes dear lord I have lost my mind I am doing an ex blog but at least its not a mumm). Much to my surprise some friends of mine still talk to him and one of them told him about fubar and me being one blah blah blah. Well he got all nosy and asked them to show him.....of course they did. that would bring me to the why he called me part. He called to have a fit about my pictures and why when I was with him I never had, took or sent any like that for him. Having lost my mind I actually went into with him and told him well perhaps if you had not spent the better part of your time telling me I was fat and plain and going into detail of how so many other women are better looking than me I might of. He says that if I had not been dull boring and a prude (that made me laugh) and done something like that for him he probably would have, and that Im insecure if thats what I needed plus that any man would agree with him. blah.... if he gets a fubar acc

Minimal Living.
I've gone through the struggle of getting a good credit score and keeping it, as many of us have. I've increased my income through finding and landing a better paying job,only to spend my money more carelessly and end up living paycheck to paycheck all over again, as many of us have. I bought a house that has way more space than I need and isn't as energy efficient because of this, as well as costing more for upkeep, as many of us have. "A penny saved is a penny earned". That is such an all important quote and genius in it's simplicity. I've done search after search for "minimal living". All I've found is things like people making fun of their camping experience etc... I'm going to start what I call my "minimal living" lifestyle. I'm selling my home and paying off my truck and I'm buying a small, energy efficient home out in the country. I am looking into solar, wind and even hydro power, as well as making my own solar powered heater(ask me about that, it's am

Au Revoir Mon Amour
Today I was struck with a deep sadness. I no longer have a crush...she is gone. My best friend is gone! I know she hasn't been happy here in a while, but thinkin of this place without the most honest, loyal and caring friend i have ever known is very painful. I know her rather well and so I know this was not done on a wHim. This site and many of the people here meant so much to her. Siriusly, I am honored to have known her and feel lucky to have been able to spend a part of my life with her. This is a comment i made for her on our one year anniversary of being friends...back in October.

Why Nice Guys Finish Last
I came across this article and I have to say it makes a valid point. Maybe some of you 'nice guys' out there can benefit from this. Dating Secret Exposed: Why Nice Guys Finish Last By April Masini Are you a nice guy who has always wondered why the cocky guy -- the one who barely appears interested in the girl -- is usually the one who gets the girl? Have you suffered from hearing the words, "You're a really nice guy, but I only like you as a friend," from a woman who you would do (or may, in fact, have already done) just about anything and everything for -- only to turn around and watch her date (or even chase) a guy who treats her like she's nothing special? And are you stumped wondering why she would date a guy who treats her like that when she could have you who would treat her like a princess and give her everything she wants? Well, you better brace yourself because I'm going to tell you a couple of secrets that you might not want to hear. First, "nice" equates wit

Fyi
Hello my loves. Just an FYI if it seems I haven't been rating like I used to. I turned my internet off when I lost my job last month. Sooo I am "borrowing" the neighbors internet and I only get one bar. This means sometimes when I try to go see pics, it freezes me up and I can't move! So it's not that I don't love you, it's just that I'm poor lol. *Muah* And fuckity fuck fuck

Quick Sketches..
I was looking thru my old Photobucket accounts, and I stumbled across these pics... I had scanned these some time ago... before my scanner blew up and caught fire... These were two quick sketches I had done for paintings I had done, which now, are destroyed, of course... This is the kind of work I did all the time..that I had to give up.. Shit, don't know if I should be even showing you this horrible crap... But It's been a hole in my soul and heart for 11 years, that I haven't done anything worthwhile with anything artistic, outside of bodywork on vehicles.. I did these in late 2004 or early 2005.. It took a few months to do these with the paintings added, so somewhere in that time area.. I got inspired one day...took a lot of pain to inspire me, but it did... Anyway.... Honestly.. what say you??

I'm It? Lol
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am from a large family of 6 Brothers and 3 Sisters. My brothers taught me the most about life. 2. I have moved 16 times in 20 years. 3. I write HTML to relax and calm down. 4. I got my JDW name from finsihing a 1.75 liter of Jack Daniels in 4 hours. I then slept for 2 days. 5. I refuse to answer my cell phone. If you want me to answer...text me. 6. I am the worst driver unless I am mad... 7. I come off as un-approchable at bars on purpose. I hate idle conversation. 8. Intelligence is a huge turn on for me...HUGE! 9. I travel to Norway for Love. 10. I can be callous and cruel and

To Everyone
This is out of character for me, but if you call fat sonny a friend and you're on my list, delete me now. I don't want anything to do with him. On the off chance Kit reads this, she doesn't count. Oh, and Trixy, she's cool.

Sbgs..want To Be Pimped Out? Read & Comment Here
SBG Pimpouts!!!The SBG Cure to the Monday Blues, while an awesome idea, didn't work as well as we hoped.We are still a great group and want all other groups to notice us for our tight knitness for one.So, what we are doing now is we are going to pimp out two girls a week. IF you want to be pimped out, you have to do the following:1. Have "Sarge's Bad Girls" or "SBG" in your "name" or "nickname" on your profile.2. Have a folder of SBG pics and tags, with a minimum of 25 pictures. Surely I have made you at least two graphics and I and several girls have a wide variety of SBG pics.3. Agree to rate the SBGs of the week's folder when they are SBGs of the week. If you have, by chance, recently rated those pictures, leave comments on each picture. Leave a comment on the last picture in the folder (or the 25th picture) showing you have been there. You do not have to rate them on Monday, but surely you can at some point between Monday and Sunday. It would be ideal to have the SBGs of the week r

Am I A Super Perv?
So, everyonce in awhile when I'm bored, I'll go look at the new members & new photo's section....and usually there is atleast one peen. So, if I happen to right click on these newbs NSFW(as their defaults, I don't go looking for them) would it be wrong if I made a folder so I can have random giggles when I need a pick me up? Or am I a total perv and should just watch more porn? Cause sometimes I wonder who told these men that their peen was worth showing off.

Just Saying My Opinion
I HAVE SEEN AND HEARD SEVERAL PEOPLE HERE AS LATE. TRYING TO PROMOTE ANOTHER ADULT SITE WE KNOW THEIR ARE SEVERAL BUT THIS IS ONE IN PETICULAR. BELIEVE WE AS A FREE COUNTRY HAVE THE RIGHT TO GO TO AS MANY AS WE LIKE . I HELPED FIGHT FOR THAT PRIVELEGE. THE PROBLEM WITH ME IS DOWN TALKING FUBAR BEING HATEFUL ABOUT IT. THINK IF YOU AS A PERSON HAVE THIS FEELING THEN LEAVE. YOU DONT GO TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND WHINE AND AND TRY TO CONVINCE THEM TO LEAVE AND GO TO THIS OTHER SITE. i SAY YOU HAVE A PROBLEM IT IS YOURS DONT GIVE IT TO OTHERS. IT RUINS EVERY ONE ELSES FUN. JUST SAY YOUR GOOD BYE'S AND LEAVE SO ALL WILL BE HAPPY' WOULD LIKE TO HER ALL OF MY FRIENDS OPINION ABOUT THIS. THANK ALL OF YOU IN ADVANCE. fU ON

Single Widow Looking
Ok...lets try this again... Single Black Widow, 24 yo, widow lol...looking to buy a bomb bling with fubux...offering favours.yeah right..in ur dreams...maybe just some rates. So...anyone willing to trade?

I'm A Whore....
In the past few weeks a few things have been brought to my attention. I thought I'd share to enlighten a few people. Well, maybe I'm a little slow in the news department, but maybe there are a few people who don't know these bits of information. 1. Women who have tattoos are whores 2. Women who get on cam are whores So what does that mean? I'm a whore. Yep. Since I've pretty much mastered the whoreness of getting on cam and having tattoos....anyone have any bits of information on being a point whore?

Just Had To Be Said.
Content deleted... just like the others... this was only needed to explain to my friends why I was acting the way I was. It's over. Done. Nothing more to say about it. I thank the friends that were here for me, and your help will never be forgotten. (h)

Robot Speaks: It Wants Your Topics
Okay this shall be a rather simple blog post, since posting my last blog post "Robot speaks" posted here Robot Speaks: Idocy Revealedhttp://www.fubar.com/blog/252338/1020698 After reading that several of you have told this robot to do another robot speaks, so rather then doing another one on random topics that this robot have complete control over this robot figured that it would make it a bit more difficult by letting you pick the topics, So basically what this robot am looking for. In your comments simply give this robot some topics to post another "Robot Speaks" installment on and every few days this robot shall then pick a few of the topics that you have given and and do a new "Robot Speaks" Understand eventually this robot shall discuss all topics posted, also understand this robot shall discuss any subjects that is not a "personal" matter or themed towards only one topics, so you may post any subject you wish but post a subject and/or question in general terms and this robot

Getting To Know People
After a private convo with someone today it got me to thinking. I know, me thinking is a novel thing, lol. How well do we really make an effort to get to know people on here? Do we allow others to get to know us? Why does it seem like that people either share their whole life story or they give nothing away? How do we find a happy medium?

So
I am sick of the fucking rain..it feels like I live in Seattle. Iam leaving in 2 days for NY..will be gone for a week. Just an FYI to those that give a shit. Yes John and I broke up...yes I am still going to visit. to the ones whom feel like stalking and starting shit..it would seem the news was not out. *end rant*

Creative Puns For Smart Minds
1. The roundest knight at King Arthurs Round Table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated in an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.5. The butcher b acked into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.6. No matter how much you push the envelope, itll still be stationery.7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, You stay he

Finished Before It Started
So my career as a football goalkeeper has seen it's death today. Killed off by doing the job I was put there to do. The weakened hand has taken a pounding over the past few weeks, was just about fully recovered, then whammo. One shot, one hand, one fractured radius bone. Never felt so much pain so quickly. And I never realised I needed my left hand for so many things until I couldn't actually use it.

Finally
Not gonna be on here long,because I am extremely uncomfortable tonight.I did have a pretty decent pain day though. Ginger is having her kittens!!!!! just wanted to announce it,if I feel better will give updates.One looks like a dark smoke color,the other is black & white. hugs and loves!

Fit To Be ... Fried
I was recently chatting with a gal who expressed an interest in having her partner tie her up in bed. I have to confess, this is something I’ve never experienced. I guess you could say my sex life has been somewhat vanilla. Not that vanilla is bad, mind you. Some vanilla is really fucking good. I’m talking about that kick ass Breyer’s Vanilla Bean sort of vanilla. Not that soft serve, boring stuff that requires sprinkles to be interesting. Sprinkles are great, but not at the expense of good vanilla.What am I talking about again?Oh yeah, I’ve never tied anyone up … which is sort of sad because tying registers like a “1” on a 10 point Kink-o-meter scale. Anyways, the conversation sort of piqued my interest because I can see myself at least hitting a “3” on the Kink-o-meter someday. So I began to wonder – if the occasion presented itself, how would I go about tying up a woman? What would I even use? It’s not as if I’