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Dear Diarrhea
Dear diarrhea, Ever since last week I have realized how many mentally challenged adults are on fubar, when I ventured out of my circle of friends. This is a good thing tho, and a learning experience. Between getting crazed women and suicidal/homicidal kids and emo men doing a variety of things because of a fu engagement, I find myself asking this question: Is this the mental stability of the general public? I think my fubar reputation and status is less important than what I watch on tv, yet there are people who think the parts of this site are real and deserve emotion. I dont quite understand. Having this fu engagement only has importance to me, because we have met. And this makes us "real life" friends, so remember that, friends.  and now for some random thoughts   Why do people decide to delete and block someone, because of something completely unrelated to them, except maybe in thier own over flowing emotional pot? Why does fubar get to people, and make them react the way th
Just 'cuz
Since there are no SFW mumms to stalk people into, and the primary source of my bartab feed is negative photo comments, I figured I'd do a blog in hopes that some of my friends would come hang out and be fun. Talk amongst yourselves.  :)   (not that I don't enjoy some well-placed shaming of disgusting pics, but I REALLY need to have some *positive* stuff to read)
Things ....
that annoy the holy hell out of me .....   Men who watch me haul heavy cases of cheese out of the back of my car and say " wow tough girl" and dont even bother to so much as open the fucking door for me but continue to stand there and watch as I heave it onto my shoulder so I can free a hand to get in.   people who will rant about beggers and drama queens any chance they get and then have statuses calling out their so called rivals or asking for the lastest 20 credit bling   ass kissers aka crowd pleasers   customers who want to put 1.09 on their debit card   people who follow me around loling at my picture comments then suddenly feel the need to hit my shout box and tell me I should not be so mean ....seriously fuck off ...thanks   people who determine I am mad at them either because they assume anything I say is directed at them or I have not talked to them or did not LOL at something they commented on   women with a 40 lb ass stuffed in a 10 lb pant   men who
Ladies, I Need Assistance
Ok...I have a Christmas luncheon/party thing on Friday. The girls said they all wear like dress pants and a Christmas sweater.. Do I look like a *Christmas* sweater kinda gal? Ugh I have NO idea what to wear, and I hated every single thing I tried on yesterday :/ Gimme ideas dammit!!
Code Of Conduct
                                   2ND ALARM HOTTIE CODE OF CONDUCT   Rules are simple,if you would like to be apart of 2AH, just do the following. Rate/Fan/Add all of the people listed in the Hotties homepage family. Add hotties Officers to yourtop FRIENDS and the Home Page (HH) and Our Founder To your family.(if you do not have room in your family message us privately and we can discuss that issue.) Hotties have been around for some time now, and we would like to get back on top. Were a family, and we will stick with you no matter what,were here for support. We believe that inner and outer beauty is the most beautiful. And Our girls are the most amazing and beautiful girls around. It is recquired to show love to the page daily, you do not have to do it everyday but at least 2-3 times  a week,You SHALL leave a status comment or profile comment to confirm. We will always keep in contact with you, if you have suggestions,questions we are open to hearing what you have to say. 2
None Less Mighty Than...him
Lets begin with..this and follow it with this > forward back to folder move to Saved  delete to: ya lookin Lebanon, TN subject: RE: ! received: 05/22/2012 11:13 pm replied: no   block this member trust me whats between your legs is fucking hysterical..my son had a bigger pecker when he was born than you do...all the women on your pic say the same thing bro....maybe theres some truth to it yeah?=== 'ya lookin' wrote the following at '2012-05-22 23:12:06'..>> ur not funny and neither is wats between my legs bitch       and then this...
Women Don't Get Played...we Play Ourselves....updated Again!
A few weeks ago, we posted...and posted...and posted...about a guy who was using women's emotions to try and reach the top 100...Mr 2bad...link removed...just remember the face. tobad4u1992@ CherryTAP Well since then, I have gone back to my corner when I received a note in my inbox that said: "Hey girl, I remember seeing postings about ol boy who f'd up with you, well he is messin with a friend of mine, she wont listen to me, he has her completely snowed. Girl this lady is a nurse in the burn center at (taken out) hospital. I was hoping you would tell her what went on, If you could help me out with this I would appreciate it here is her link " (link omitted of course) So, I dropped her a note....I didn't tell anything, I just told her that she might want to check around about this guy and if she wanted to know the deal...get back to me. I left it up to HER to decide if she wanted the information. Well she did, so we spoke in yahoo and yup, he was playing her too. I s
Woohoo!!!!
10 min. and counting till my HH!!!! :D
Saturday Rantage...
First off, more good news about the world we live in bought to you today by the St. Petersburg Times: A few of you who actually notice have noticed that I have been way quiet latley really for the most part. There's alot of reasons why. #1 I've been real life busy working on finalizing things before I get out of here, #2 well, it's really frustrating and sometimes it's better to just logout and give yourself a break than do something stupid and have to deal with the repricussions of it forever. That's a lesson I try to tell people, but most of the time they don't listen. Anyways, here's some of the rantage: If anyone has noticed, there are alot of people that aren't around here anymore that would read people's bulletins like in the past. If you repost a bulletin, it's not getting read. Why? Because people don't care. Alot of people see this (repost) and pass over it. In the almost 2 years I've been on this site, I've never seen such a level of apathy that is going on at th
Sheeshlouise
A co worker sent me to this article. Kinda long... Teen commits suicide in front of Webcam By Rasha Madkour updated 50 minutes ago FORT LAUDERDALE, Florida - A South Florida teen died of a lethal drug overdose in front of a live online webcam audience 12 hours after he started blogging about his plan to commit suicide, an investigator said Friday. Abraham Biggs, 19, died Wednesday from a toxic combination of opiates and benzodiazepine, a drug used to treat insomnia and depression, said Wendy Crane, an investigator with the Broward County medical examiner's office. At least one of the drugs was prescribed to him and it's unclear how he got the others, Crane said. Some of those watching encouraged Biggs, others tried to talk him out of it, and a few were debating whether the dose he took was lethal, Crane said. It's unclear how many people were watching. Biggs stated his intentions on a forum at bodybuilding.com, where some users said they did not take him seriousl
Jai Got Deleted
Soo...as most know, some POS made a fake profile named Russian Slutt, using hideous spelling and grammar, which indicated that it wasn't indeed me. That person put up my real name and some of my private personal info. I am not ashamed of anything I do, but it was put in...rather crass definitions. Then "it" proceeded making a racist mumm, which if you know me...I might hate Obama and welfare, but I certainly don't judge anyone because of their skin color and hate when people do that. So...based on the nature of the information that they have put on the fake page, it was someone who knew me very well, someone I talked to on the phone. And...it was NOT Jai! I am almost 100% sure he wouldn't do something vicious like that. And another person came to mind... someone I used to talk to, and who knew all that info. While talking to that fake persona, I addressed him by his "real" Fubar name, trying to throw him off. Not even 15 minutes later, that person called me on the pho
Perty Please
please rate my good friend's pics! don@ fubar
Tag Thinger
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1 I climb mountains, alot 2 I would rather sleep in my hammock than my bed 3 I have 0 tattoos and 0 piercings and I don't particularly want any. 4 I am a socialist 5 I don't like dumb people 6 I can't swim but I kayak with the best of em. 7 I love horror movies 8 I can't eat nuts 9 I'd always rather be hiking 10 I am a real live employed photographer I am tagging: Mia Wallace doppelgänger whoever else, I don't care
Jerks
unknownapx@ fubar ->unknownapx: and your sitting at home all alone because you have no gf and the only way you can get off is by putting food on you and letting the dog get it off you fuck off loser!!!!!! unknownapx: I m sure u having a blast in ur ass just by my words so speaking like this........ ->unknownapx: heep dreaming asshole will never fucking happen unknownapx: so u like to be fucked in ur asss............. ok i m gonna fuck u ass first....... n making u cry......... ->unknownapx: yeah ok in what life asshole keep it up unknownapx: I m gonna fuck u n ur mother both at a time. bitch........ ->unknownapx: unknownapx rated you a '1'! awww did hurt your feelings jacckass you aint fucking me or touching any part of me go fuck yourself unknownapx: I can make all ur hole bloody and make u cry and die........ I m sure u never hv taken like this... I will fuck ur ass bitch... ->unknownapx: i dont care about your small dick fuck off unknownapx: Hey Sexy.........
Sb Hit And Run
So...yeah yeah don't feed the troll...but the bitch stalks me down every CHANCE SHE GETS...NOW i AM BEIN ACCUSED OF THIS... Read from the bottom up WYCKEDSHYT...: BLOCKED CUNT WYCKEDSHYT...: LOL I MAKE ONE COMMENT IN A MUMM YOU ARENT IN AND YOU FLY IN THERE LIKE FLIES ON SHIT AND COMMENT NASTY ABOUT ME FUCK YOU GO TO FUCKING HELL ->WYCKEDSHYT...: NO PSYCHO I DID NOT ->WYCKEDSHYT...: BITCH YOU STALK ME NOT THE OTHER FUCKIN WAY AROUND S WYCKEDSHYT...: YOU CALLED AND YOU KNWOW IT ->WYCKEDSHYT...: ATTORNEY...LMAO WYCKEDSHYT...: STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, STAY OFF MY MYSPACE PAGE, STAY AWAY FROM MY PROFILE ->WYCKEDSHYT...: THEN DO IT I HAVE NOFUCKIN CLUE WHAT U ARE TALKIN ABOUT ->WYCKEDSHYT...: I DO NOT HAVE THAT EIOTHER YA DUMBFUCK WYCKEDSHYT...: attorney WYCKEDSHYT...: Im sure my attoprney would love this WYCKEDSHYT...: NO you dont need my naem they can look by street addy ya cunt ->WYCKEDSHYT...: AND PLEASE BRING A SUIT AGAINST ME WYCKEDSHYT...: she was just here
I'm The Luckiest Whore In The World.
When my brain is functioning properly I will have to thank everyone properly and individually but right now I just wanted to say a huge big fat I love you to everyone.If whores had hearts, mine would be overflowing with happy right now. I am super greatful and completely shocked at all the hard work everyone did for me. I promise you all personal hand massages and manicures to repair all the damage done by your persistant rates and photo comments.You made this endeavor a complete succes and incredibly fun. MUAH!
Cubby 4 Sale. (cheap)
I still don't know how to use these new blogs. LOL   Once a year i put my self up for auction. The time has come again. I think i'm a pretty good buy. I'm offering alot i think.     So if you wanna stalk, or even place a bid click the link below.  Auction ends July 4th. Copy and paste this link cause Fubar will not let me do anything else.     http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1664569&albumid=1735145&i=3193462039&idx=16#3193462039    
If That's The Way It Is . . .
I had a mumm about eating nickel, there are few who would remember. But maybe it's time. I'm sure there's a Saturday Night Special with my name on it. And if that's not open to me, I have a length of rope and places to attach the other end. If there's not an anchor for the floor, there's a doorknob on the other side of the room. There may not be time to change the course of the tides, but I wouldn't mind going out on a high note. If you care to stop by, tell me from your experience with me, what it was that was important to me? No holds barred now. Just out with it. I look forward to hearing from you all, but if not, I always liked flowers.
Embarrassing Moments #2
when does being a pervert start? well i was into being nekkid as a child, ya know the kid who never wanted to keep his diaper on? that was me...shocked i know! well i must have been about 6 years old and during the summer, id get who ever i could to be nekkids with me. and one time i was scooting thru some bushes in a park nekkid and i got caught! some kids called some other kids and i had a group of little kids staring at me for a while...     so i guess this is  why i have no fear of sharing my nekkid pics and stuffs....   now you share   as you were  
Pics Being Marked
so my friend has a pic that is totally not nsfw to me  marked because it involves two men about to kiss...but other people can float in the ticker with shifting pics that have them holding a penis in their hand and it isnt marked and this is a person who has been harrassing another friend to the point she had to lock her profile down to only friends ....what is this bullshit can us bi people and the gay and lesbian community not show  our side of the spectrum just because  we arent  "straight"? its such crap that you can have a chick about to obviously suck on a penis  but not two men kissing ..GAH!
A List Of Some Films
I have a friend WHO WILL REMAIN NAMELESS who everytime I say a thing about a film always goes "Durrrr" and then says she OR HIM hasn't seen it, so for her sake OR HIM, IT COULD BE A HIM, I'm going to post a list of movies I think she OR HIM should see, so infuture when I say stuffs, she OR HIM can go, "Oh oh yeah, I've seen that now".  So it's like a list of some of my best films.  Just a list really.  For my friend OR HIM. 1. Swingers 2. Southland Tales 3. Gummo 4. Bright Young Things 5. Porco Rosso 6. Napoleon Dymanite 7. Igby Goes Down (shut up, it's not rude) 8. Barton Fink 9. I'm A Cyborg But That's Okay 10. Death On The Nile When my friend OR HIM says she OR HIM has seen these ones, I might do some more.  (edit : I have an idea, when you comment, you can give yourself a kins movie rating out of ten  based on how many you seen)
Shall I Fight Or No?
Shall I fight for the woman I love that once told Me she loves me, and wanted to be with me?We were in love over our heads!! I really loved this woman more than anything! but now she tells me that she no longer loves me, shall I fight and win her heart back, or let her go?Some more information!She is a FU-legend [red name]she probably said she loved me with each bling I gave hershe more than likely said she was MADLY in love with me when I bought her a bling packwe have NEVER met in real life!A...keep fightingFIGHTING consist of continuously hitting her with bling and bling packs to win her loveB...don't fightNot Fighting means, just get on her friends list so I can continue masturbating to her pics?
My Observation
so i've noticed, over the course of time - that we make friends.. and we lose them. sometimes, it's the people we never thought we'd fall away from, that shock us the most. there are days that i log on here, and visit the pages of certain "past friends" and wonder what the hell happened? but then i realize that this is just the way life is. we fall away from our school mates after graduation. we stop being so close to our siblings after we move out of the house. its a lot like the honeymoon period of a marriage, i suppose. so, can anyone shed some light on why it always sucks so much? cause i'm at a total loss... you'd think that we, as human beings would be totally used to this progression of things.   thanks for any insight!
"ever Wonder"???????????????
1: Why the sun lightens our hair,but darkens our skin? 2: Why women can't put mascara on with their mouths closed? 3: Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? 4: Why "abbreviated" is such a long word? 5: Why do you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows? 6: Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour,while dishwashing liquid is made from real lemons? 7: Why doctors call what they do "practice"? 8: Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? 9: Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food? 10: Who tastes pet food when it has a "new improved" flavour? 11: Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? 12: Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? 13: Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box? 14: Why sheep don't shrink when it rains? 15: Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? 16: If con is the opposite of pro,is Congress the opposite of progress? 17: Wh
Anyone...
Since Tink is in no way of help with this ( Thanks, Tink (y) ) does anyone know what (sa) means? Im at a loss       And yes, its uberimportant I know this. I dont like being kept in the dark about these things...
What 8 Hours Sleep Get You!
I slept.. Im excited I finally stopped having major leg cramps last night and got a full 8 hours.. All of this sleep has changed my perspective on a few things...   !. Ive been a mean sob lately, i apologize to my friends but hahahaha i love it. 2. I think im getting horny again and really its only to the gender with vagina's 3. I talked to Witchie on the phone at first i was scared i make shitty impressions but hey i made the call.. seriously that woman brightens my mornings.... maybe its cause were both psycho 4. Seamus still refuses to allow my to enter the boobs contest cause apparently he thinks the scorpion will give it away i personally think hes has "pregnant lady" hate...   I love you all and i will try really hard to be nicer to those around me.. *crosses fingers behind back*   HAHA FUCKERS IM PREGNANT YOU HAVE TO PUT UP WITH ME!!   Wicked My daughter is getting fat and oh im 6 months pregnant yeah   PS i havent really talked to you people at all so what happe
Salutes
Salutes!!!I have none, so if you have that salute block crap up that prohibits Me from commenting on pictures, blogs, pages, mumms, statuses, etc, can you do Me the favor and remove Me from your list. I am too lazy to and so I figured I would get you to do the dirty work. Since I cannot comment on anything you post, then what is the point exactly of you being on My list?Has science buried god?I know those of faith shall say of course not. Let us look at simple statistics of the United States.  [while Atheism is growing world wide, it is growing faster here than it is as a general world view]100 years ago, there were an estimated 8% of the US considered themselves Atheist or Agnostic. Nowadays in the year 2010, 22% of Americans consider themselves Atheist or Agnostic.According to statistics if this current trend continues,  in twenty years times, they expect 25% of Americans to self identify themselves as Atheist or Agnostic.And then, if that trend continues at that rate, in 35 years [1
Ike Is So Mean!
A. True B. False C.Persona D, Who cares, we like him anyway.  Read the title!
Politico-esque ▬▬●ΑΘΕΟΣ
Okay Spinoza said to do a quick blog…. was suppose to post this days ago and I forgotOh noes, a blog of words, run now!So I will be discussing random things or answering questions posed to Me… Three things that would speak of My politics or ideal world view… Socialism HumanismGlobalism [no stupid American, socialism is not the same as communism.. damn read a book] I find freedom's mumm “How Socialists get it wrong ALL the time” [http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=600523] rather funny. He attempts to brand socialism as anti US and Israel because a socialist is a harsh critic of Israel and US.. so does this mean we can think that Partisan Americans who are against Israel must be socialist?Hm, does that mean Francis Bellamy the writer of your pledge of allegiance, a pledge devoting ones self to this country, is anti American? I mean he was a PROUD socialist? Hm, your theory is as always flawed.Since he blocked Me for questioning his style of English .. funny
Not A Happy Camper
I used to do group counselling sessions for adult survivors of childhood sexual abuse. One of the exercises we did (I think it was replicating a study, I'm not sure and it's really not the point) was have people imagine a line that reflected the spectrum of 'bad abuse' (ie 'not so bad' to 'horrific')- and then get them to place themselves on it. It was amazing how people, whose stories would make even the most self-absorbed malcontent on this site stop and think for maybe a nanosecond, would always put themselves at the lower end of the scale. Nobody ever stood at the horrific end. There was always, to them, someone that had it worse than them.   Now if I tried to replicate that on this site...in the more general sense...I'm pretty sure there'd be a pile-up at the horrific end. There'd probably be people ripping out each others' eyeballs in an attempt to get to the 'most horrific' spot. The "oh you don't knowwwwwwwww" and "you don't understandddddddd"s would be deafening.   And tha
Skin
Does roast beef have skin? I mean when you roast a chicken/pork/lamb...they all have crispy skins. Does beef have one? I swear they don't.
Sex And Oral
MADE YOU LOOK! I was bored and started rating and liking boomerangs, so now im bored stupid! its Sunday...and it feels like a Sunday Its raining and gloomy I need to get laid   as you were  
I Got My Checki Got My
i got my check for my trailer....im excited...i go to my new apartment complex tomorrow i move in within 3 weeks....yay me!!! =D
Ratings Needed!
I had my blog in the #1 spot for a bit and not it has slipped away from me...please stop in here and read as many entries to this blog as you like...it tells the story of the loss of my baby and the loss felt by others...my blog and page is about helping others in their loss of a pregnancy or infant. If you support what I am doing please leave me a rate on my blog...thanks so much and please also leave a rate on Poetic Angels blog now sitting at #7 on Domestic Violence...thanks so much!
Story.....any Thoughts?
....I take your hand and guide you through the darkened room towards the hallway. Walking away from your room, you start to hear the sound of running water from beyond the closed door to the bathroom. I stop at the door, and turn to you. Taking your face into my hands, I guide your mouth to mine. I kiss you deeply, letting my tongue explore your mouth and lips. As the kiss ends, I pull away and smile at you. Turning back to the door, I turn the knob and push it open. Steam that had been trapped in the room rolls out past us. We both feel the moist heat clinging to our naked bodies. Taking your hand again, I lead you into the bathroom. I have prepared the room for us. Looking through the steam, you see candles burning. The moisture in the air causes the flames to dance. The entire room has a very pleasant, romantic glow to it. The light is so diffused, it seems to be coming from everywhere. You smell incense in the air, and the scent adds a pleasing undertone to the feel of the room. La
57 Hours, 22 Minutes
As of this moment right now, when I started writing the blog....it's only 57 hours and 22 minutes until my Love's plane is scheduled to land. YAAAAAAY!!! Holy fucking shit I can't wait. 2 days, 8 hours and 21 minutes...... Can you tell I'm excited?
Suspect Advertising
Recently I seem to be getting more and more annoyed with TV advertising. I don't know if this is because I'm getting much more old and cynical or if it's because the standard of commercials is rapidly dipping, but these days I find myself providing a running commentary through each advert break on why I hate each advert. Anyway, to come to the point, I've just seen one which really takes the biscuit: It's a commercial for a supermarket over here. The details are not important, but the tagline at the end is "because everyone deserves quality food." What an outrageous statement, I thought. I can think of a whole host of people that don't deserve any quality food... It got me quite riled.
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Today's Quote Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies within us while we live. -Norman Cousins
Updated 1/5/09 @ 9:00pm
This will be our first list of people to level and this one will be updated as needed. Level 22 with 388,516 points to go to level 23 is Lil Mama FuWife of Rickyn102474 and RL GF to Ricky ~Member of the Devils Advocates Bombing and Level@ fubar level 21 with 599,783 points to go to level 22 is RICKYN102474 LOVES LIL MAMA "Soon to be Member of Devils Advocates Bombing and Leveling Crew"@ fubar Level 21 with 541,587 points to go to level 22 is LOST SOUL~CHOPPERS BIKER CLUB LEVELERS CREW ~Devils Advocates Bombing and Leveling Crew's~@ fubar Level 23 with 313,818 points to go to Level 24 is Devils Advocates Bombing and Leveling Crew@ fubar Level 24 with 2,093,634 points to go to level 25 is Sapphire RLW of Slimreb · Devils Advocates Bombing and Leveling Crew@ fubar Level 22 with 383,642 points to go to Level 23 is Ðå£øþø Fu-Master of WickedestKar~DEVILS ADVOCATES BOMBING AND LEVELING CREW~WOLF PACK SUPPORTER@ fubar Level 26 with 7,016,360 points to go
Week 5 Schedule
Hey all! Here is the schedule for week 5. These games are going to be tough, so choose wisely! Sunday Oct 5th TEN @ BAL KC @ CAR CHI @ DET ATL @ GB IND @ HOU SD @ MIA SEA @ NYG WAS @ PHI TB @ DEN BUF @ ARI CIN @ DAL NE @ SF PIT @ JAC Monday Oct 6th MIN @ NO *hehehe* Byes: CLE, NYJ, OAK, STL GOOD LUCK ALL!
Dont Ever!!
Okay so yesterday I learned the *hard* way not to let anyone thats not a doctor or chiro touch my back. I had a friend that popped my back in May and it was awesome, so I had him come over and do it again yesterday. NOT SO AWESOME. By 6pm last night the pain was setting in, by 9pm excruciating describes the way I was feeling. Now mind you, I was having pain from the nape of my neck down to my tail bone, radiating over into my shoulder. I can't sit in one position long, cant move certain ways, including taking a drink leaning back, I had to grab a straw. I tried finding a ride to ER last night and failed. This morning my sister dropped me off there. The check in nurse when she seen my back said OMG! Then from there I became a freak show or so it seemed. They started off with giving me a vicodin (which generally I love vic's) but it didnt even begin to touch the pain. They sent me for X-rays (and while being wheeled there, I heard someone ask have you seen the girls back in #7)and by
Cool People
Only cool people live in Forks...that is all
Women
Most people that know me are aware of my pathological dislike of women. I am yet to determine where it comes from, but I have a belief that most women are deceitful, conniving creatures that will silently stab you in the back. Mind you, ofcourse, not all of them, and I have met a small handful of ones that I adore. But that is rare, and I trust men much more than I trust women. Scratch that out...I distrust them less than women. At least you know that if a guy tells you he thinks you are smart, he is trying to say that he wants to see your boobs. In case of women, I dont even know what to believe and what to not believe. Cunts
Fuck You Fuck You Fuck You Fuck You
NSFW NSFW i come back to 15 of my pictures marked at 2 of my FUCKING blogs FUCKING gone FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK im done with this piece of shit site and the idiots on it and in case you missed it FUCK
He Rawks!
My owner is freakin awesome! He made sure I didn't lose value! ♥ If you don't know him already, he is a great guy to know! Please check him out and show him some luv for me! Thanks guys! ♥♥♥ Chiina_Whiite@ fubar
Official!
It's official, Thursday I will be in Canada meeting up with my fu-wifey and my fu-bff! Will be there through Tuesday! and you know what, this clown is FRIGGIN NERVOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adventures Of Nakita Chapter 1
Yesterday as I do every night, I packed a poo bag, grabbed my ipod and whistled to call the beast.. As she emerged from her bed she had this look on her face, was that look of sure domination. She knew where she was going and she even looked like she was fairly excited to be an ass. I get to the car and like usual i open up the door for her, she leaps into the car with an air of royalty about her. She then waits till I'm driving to join me in the front seat. her latest trick is to nudge the window then look at me. I then do her bidding and open the window so she can stick her whole face out and breath in the air. Needless to say her lips start to flap and i get hit with dog saliva... We finally reach our destination the 4 kms of dog park. Her domain!!! She jumps from front to back in anticipation of seeing her first victim. I try to calm her down and find a spot  farthest from the slew she likes to call a bath... I have decided tonight I will try a new trick, Ive been watching the
Que Paso?
  Do significant other really get that bent out shape around here that this poor dude found it necessary to make sure no one would be offended?
And I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For.
Hi,I saw your pic and would love to know what are you looking for here. I got this in a private message yesterday. Of course it's from someone no higher than grasshopper. Of course they live in Florida. And when I went to their page, I found they only had one picture and their friends list consisted mostly of women from Florida and the usual points whores. They didn't send the question with a drink or a rose or a teddy bear. They didn't rate all my pictures and leave a bunch of comments. Very unusual. He is obviously new here. This isn't how it works Mr. Grasshopper. You're doing it all wrong Mr. One pic. guy. You'll never get any where with this sort of thing. I just thought I should let you know that. You have to first rate all my stuff and leave comments about how pretty I am and how my dog is just the cutest. You have to read all the captions and the come up with clever responses. And when you come across the "please stare at my boobs" picture you have to say, "can do" or some
That Is Not My Dog ~ This Time The Joke Is On Me.
One of my favorite movie scenes/jokes is this Pink Panther one   Clouseau: Does your dog bite? Hotel Clerk: No. Clouseau: [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie. [Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand] Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite! Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.     I had almost reached home from walking two of my three dogs. My neighbor was casually sweeping her front porch. Laying in wait ready to spring her trap as it turned out. She is a very sweet Cuban woman not yet old enough to be an old lady.   She called out in her Cuban accent, a soft one much different than the guttural sounding male one. “I think one of your dogs is in my yard.”   I was sure this wasn't the case as I had the leashes of two of them in my hands and could hear the other whining about how unfair life was that she had to wait for her turn for a walk. “Ok. I will come look.”   I was curious to what she had in her back yard and am I sucker for
A Good Man Is Hard To Find....
I have a girl friend who is always talking about the web site plenty of fish to me and trying to get me to make a profile on it. I have always laughed at her and said hell no I can just imagine what kind of train wreck that would be. She has always sworn up and down I am wrong and there are a lot of fun decent people on there blah blah blah ... Long story short ( to late) I agreed to put up a profile for a few days so she can prove me wrong.Before I delete it I saved some of the messages I recieved and because I hate to laugh alone ....here they are.    (the picture I had up is the same as my default)   WOW if those boobs are real message me back   I am looking for a woman to have children with and you fit my qualifications    I said hello to you and you never replied to me you are rude and a PIG PIG PIG   I am a 22 year old man who loves older women reply back and I will rock your world tonight   you have big boobs   I think we are  both looking for the same thing w
To Say Your Thoughts Or Goodbyes To Mickey
TO SIGN MY HUSBANDS OBITUARIE IF YOU WANT TO SAY GOODBYE OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO SAY TO OUR PRECIOUS MICKEY AKA SR DARK KNIGHT THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT GOT TOOKEN WAY TO YOUNG. DEBhttp://www.funeralplan2.com/lawjones/obits?id=182692 ALSO I KNOW ALOT OF YOU KNEW THE BOTH OF US OR JUST HIM AND WOULD WANT TO PAY YOUR LAST RESPECTS SO THIS IS HERE FOR YOU ALSO, GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU AND BARE WITH ME THREW THIS GUY WRENCHING NIGHTMARE IN MY LIFE AND TRY TO LOVE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN, AND YES TRUE LOVE CAN HAPPEN ANYWHERE WE MET ON FUBAR 3 YEARS AGO AND GOT MARRIED IN REAL LIFE AND I WOULD HAVE RATHER LOVED HIM THEN TO HAVE NEVER KNOWN HIM SO THANK YOU FUBAR FOR A WONDERFUL GIFT LETTING ME MEAT MY SOULMATE ON YOUR SITE. LINK TO HIS PROFILE AS WELL RIP SR DARK KNIGHT~R/L HUBBY 2 SINFULLY DELICIOUS PROMO CHIEF 2ND ALARM HOTTIES~ LOVED MANY & LOVED@ fubar here is a blog done by a beautiful friend just a year ago on how we meet and feel instantly in love tnx to fubar please read maddily in lo
Hitting Chicks
Ok, I'm watching this stupid show and I don't even know why I am, and no I won't say what it is. LOL And it got me thinking... I'm all about the fact that guys shouldn't hit a female, but if the chick is instigating and throwing punches...then she deserves to get hit whether by another female or a male. Am I wrong for thinking that?
St Patty's Day Fake Foursome...irish Eyes Are Not Smiling Here....
Well fake buster friends if this is your thing we have quite a special ride for you tonight. We have a whole bunch of fun ones here…..ready, set, boom…. First off, we have a fake barmaid from a lounge with 10,000 rates. It’s pretty sad when you have to use a fake to get people into your lounge, but that’s another story…here’s the page.. Vanillasky Barmaid The Forbidden Reststop@ fubar
Fake Red Groupies & The End Of That Toolbar....
Well, looks like we all survived the “Great Easter Toolbar Fiasco” around here that had so many people threatening to commit a mass fuicide. I guess after this and the quick revert back to the old way, we can longer say that admin here on Fubar.com doesn’t listen to people when they complain en masse. It should be something to note though, that if enough people do get together, they can make a difference. I honestly haven’t seen that kind of an uprising around here since the referral cheater scandal of 2007... It’s something we should remember when we go to vote in November. It’s funny how something which must seem so damn drastic can cause such a dramatic change in everything. Just think about it, I can just imagine how people react to such changes in their real lives..
Poof'n'stoof
Firstly, to those who I may win in Boops' auction (I'm not being presumptuous, just prepared): - If I haven't already mentioned to you, all my 'winnings' are to be given to Boops or, if I've used Hellyion as part of my bid, to her. - Be patient, it may take some time to get through - I'll take Boops up on her offer of making me a list of what I owe - please wait a few days before the emo blogs begin, k? - In terms of your winnings, I am negotiable; if you don't want what you have, or want it given to someone else, let me know. The exception to this is Imy; your 7 day pro-NZ blast message is non-negotiable. If you go the whole 7 days with a default pic of the pigtails/lollipop salute, I'll reward ya with something shiny (y) - Jasmine, you still owe me swearz. We'll negotiate. - Liverjuice, I may test your whore-willingness before I part out for the whole shebang. I know full well you will enjoy everybody knowing you have an HH and aren't using it. - I hope you all thanked Boops fo
Sex And The Pity
No that isnt a typo... lol I went out saturday night with a few friends... well this one woman in particular makes me drewl... and theres this other woman i have slept with before...well kind of recently, like last week... sounds like bad news right.. yeah well, its supposed to be all casual and shit and no big deal, just the whole fwb thing...right... anywho she starts talking about it with this other woman who makes me drewl and tries the total cock block thing. i hope i have better luck next time...  still looking for work, i may get on the oil spill clean up soon...but i need a couple hundred dollars for the hazmat training... can you loan me a few bucks? LOL  hopefully i find a company paid training deal sitting at McD's again looking on the NOLA.com for a job and thru workforce development... im not at all undesireable for hire, i have good work history and references...just finding the places is becoming a chore as nobody seems to be actually hiring for immediate openings... g
Activia To Help Your #2
Me and the red headed lady ( i wont name names) have been on the activia 14 day challenge for a while now and I have to admit as mundane as eating yogurt daily is, there is no turning back for me..   It all started when Seamus (the ass) scared the living crap out of me talking about how pregnant woman get hemorrhoids, he started to tell me horror stories of big ass tissues with blood hanging from my hole and that night I had nightmares... all i could think of was having balls of blood dangling out my butt hole. The next day that red head told me that you can get them if you push to hard when pooing. Since most woman my age don't poo everyday i was in mortal danger. a day later (3 days of backing up) i swear to god i gave birth to a poo, the girth on this thing was beyond anything i have ever seen. Yes woman do look before they flush.. I was screaming out in pain and the whole fucking time i was cursing Seamus for his hemorrhoids.... I went and got bran, senokot and activia that d
Identify The Lyrics, Famous Songs With Obscure First Lines Edition!
Like the title says, famous songs with obscure first lines. Because I'm bored, that's why. "Oh let the sun beat down upon my face, and stars fill my dream." "A man walks down the street, he says why am I soft in the middle now." "The king told the boogie-men, 'you have to let that raga drop.'" "Looking around the house, hidden behind the window and the door..." "The silicon chip inside her head gets switched to overload." "Love, I get so lost sometimes." "I bleach the sky every night." "Sell the kids for food." "Let me run with you tonight, I'll take you on a moonlight ride." "Waiting on a Sunday afternoon for what I read between the lines." Some are harder than others. Some are slightly more obscure than others (based soley on my opinion, 'cause it's my blog!). But you've probably heard 'em all at some point or another. Ready? GO!
Beat Your Face!
The 100 Push Up Challenge is on! I got a wild hair and decided to see if I could do 100 pushups in an hour.  Yeah, I know, it doesn't sound like much, but I did my bicep workout tonight to the point where i couldn't move my arms.   So yeah, if I can get it done, I'll feel a little proud of myself. But Pete, how can I get involved? Well I am glad you asked, in order to meet my goal, I figure I'll do 10 every 6 mins, so starting at 9:12 (I have already done two sets) you can tell me to "Drop." (In this blog if you would, so I dont get 100 pm's.)  This is what the Drills did in basic, they dropped you for 10, so you get to play drill sergeant here.  You say it as a reminder and I'll drop and give you 10.  Since I am not drinking there wont be any video...   Update: Challenge Completed! I even did the last set elevated.  I also got moral support from my cat who would lick my head when i was in the bottom of my push up.   Wait, what's this? The coach has his hand up, he's signalin
Are There Mailboxes In Heaven?
                                                     ARE THERE MAILBOXES IN HEAVEN?           I sent a Letter to my daddy,         I mailed it the other day,         mama said it wouldn't get there,         but I mailed it anyway.          Are There Mailboxes In Heaven?,       Do they deliver on Sunday?,       Because of brave soldiers like my daddy,       I know more letters are on their way.         I last saw him       I think it was Tuesday night,       he was leaving on a plane,       I hugged him so tight.        Are There Mailboxes In Heaven?,      Do they deliver on Sunday?,      Because of Brave soldiers like my daddy,      I know more letters are on their way.        I put on the envelope      " Please Handle With Care"      I know he's safe in your arms,      now that he is there.       Are There Mailboxes In Heaven?,    Do they deliver on Sunday?,    Because of brave soldiers like my daddy,    I know more are on their way.      When my lette
One Of The Happiest Days Of My Life!!!
last night i got the news i have waited a lifetime to hear, my Dr is signing the papers i need to have the main surgery. if all goes well i should be completing this journey soon and i can finnaly put the male in the past. i actually worried about how i wwould feel at this moment and i can say that i am ecstatic! soon i wil no longer be trans i will only be female. looking at dr is chicago, ann arbor, and montreal. ps i may be begging for money for the deductable so bare with me :D   i could not have made it this far with out the support of all of you, 
Sex
I'm in a MuMM about hair pulling during sex. Go figure right? Anyway, I see someone make a comment that they don't like it and they don't like being choked. I'm not sure why, but that woman struck me as a prude. Probably the fact that she mentioned something about sex being the connection of souls. It's not that I'm all about being chokes or getting my hair pulled, but damn, what's so wrong with it? Now don't get me wrong, I like the "connection of souls" sex too, but sometimes.....I just like having my hair pulled and being "choked".   Now for some reason I feel the need to clarify the hair pulling and choking thing, lol. Pulling hair:: for me I like it pulled just hard enough to make my head go in that direction and feel a little pain, you know...make me flinch. Choking:: I don't want to lose my breath. I just want to feel hand(s) around my neck with just enough pressure where it's HARD to breath..but not really going to kill me   Don't get me wrong, making love is awesome....b
Spokenword(video Blog) : Masked By Marq
This was a flyer from a night I headlined a poetry reading at a local Caf'e ~[]~ Many people wear mask to concealed they are fake Talking trash in their head,... while they smile in your face Then as soon as you are out of earshot,... they bash you to your peers Phony ass friends that would mock your tears They’re two-faced frauds with wicked intent Manipulating others, so perceptions are bent They will lie & they will cheat Trust them if you dare But the cycle is bound to repeat & leave you worse for the wear Marq, my words Sooner or later their treacherous ways Will surface again to leave you dazed It’s a cycle of trickery that chisels away At your faith in others, compounding your dismay So be careful whom you believe, for there are but a few. Be weary of the counterfeit; to thy own self be true. And to the bogus beings, covertly on the make. Pick a face & be real for god sake! Copyright 2007 'All Rights Reserved' S.M(arQ).Hall Written: 12
Happy Hour
Ok during happy hour i do go around rateing pics and profile and stash. that doesnt mean you half to do mine. it would really be nice thou:D but if you want me to get to you durnin happy hour you got to leave a message on here sayin you want me too! thats if i havent already rated all of it! And if i don't get to you thats because im out ratein already or outta rateings so i will get to you as soon as possible i promise yall
Free To Good Home;
I'm up for adoption. I don't want fubucks or cash value items I simply want you to rate/comment this blog. In the comment, explain to me: Your reason for wanting to adopt me. What would make you better than the others. And long term, would I be content? This will last until March 14th. The winner? You'll get a nice message ETelling you that you've won! I will leave everyone in suspense. Until the person responds and agrees to own me. Disclaimer: When you own me, you must put "Owner of:" in your name. I will put "Adopted by:" in mine. I have to be in your family. You will be in mine. Top friends? We'll talk. Muah! Thank you all who participate! Let the fun begin!!
How I Love Thee..
You chip up branches, and limbs...I've even seen you destroy credit cards in that one cheezy commerical but one thing is certain is that I'm in love with you woodchipper. You make my life complete. Without you I could never dispose properly the frozen bodies that are in my basement. Now if only I could get that fat bitch frozen so we could toss her in. I hate stalkers...
Let Them Eat Cake
It is a major pain in the ass trying to decide where to go for lunch when one person is going no carb, and someone else is a vegetarian.
My Naked Pic...finally
Ok, so I finally decided to post a link to a pic of me naked... enjoy http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/natashka1982/?action=view¤t=myboobpic3.jpg
Trip To The Er.
So my mother gets the idea her mattress needs turned. I do it. Mind you, I have an SI joint out of alignment. I felt a tug and some pain. I think ok, I'll go on to sleep and maybe in the morning it will feel better. I was spending the night with mother so I had to sleep on the couch. At around 3 in the morning I am awakened by horrible pain. I knew immediately what I had done. When it moves it is excruciating. By 8 am I can't handle it anymore so I called Justin. He came and away we went to the ER. I was right. It had moved out of alignment more. So, after a lovely shot in the rear and a Lortab a lil later I am flying high. lol Needless to say I am out of commission for a week at least. You will have to deal with me and my drugs {Lortabs and Flexoril}. I have a low tolerance for meds, so I will pretty much be doped up all week. lol On a good note...I chose a townhouse!! I already paid, so at the moment I have 2 homes...lol I am gonna do exactly
Old Enough To Be Her Grandfather!!!!
Tongue2Swe...: I think we should both call in sick from work one day soon and spend the day with each other maybe go to the Jersey shore for lunch. What do you think? My friend has a beach house there I can use Tongue2SweetClit@ fubar MY RESPONSE TO him..I LEFT IN his PROFILE COMMENTS..... WTF?!?!!??!!?...CHARLA IS MY DAUGHTER AND IS 18 YEARS OLD, YOU ARE WHAT AT 3 TIMES HER AGE, YOU'RE F*&*ING SICK!!!!!SO WHAT IF SHE'S OF AGE, GO PLAY IN OLD FOLKS HOME YOU TWISTED PERVERTED A$$!!!! ONE PISSED OFF MOTHER!!!!!! DONT CONTACT HER AGAIN, YOU DONT WANT TO PLAY WITH ME OR MINE!!!!! IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT I AM SAYING TO YOU THEN BRING IT!!!! NOW PLZ, SOMEONE TELL ME, AM I WRONG, FOR BEING A LIL UPSET, I KNOW SHE'S OF AGE AND ALL, BUT FFS.....WHY WOULD ANYOONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WANT TO...???? NEVER MIND I SO JUST DONT GET IT AND AM EXTREMELY PI$$ED OFF!!!!! THANX FOR TAKING THE TIME TO READ THIS $HIT, SORRY I HAD TO VENT !!!! XOXOXOXOXOXO BECKY.....aka...MRS.WiCkEd$
Please!!!!
can you repost these bully's for me PRETTY PLEASE!!! me love you long time http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=1864382479 http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=1073039842 they are for Sarah's b-day next week, k thx!!
I'm Sorry..i Had To
Man or woman?? I can't find the original overall pic I posted. I think she deleted it lmaoo.
Please!!!!
This woman took me under her wing way back when I first started the Fu. There is no better than this sweet woman! She is close to leveling and has Auto 11s! Please please please help MY DaisyBlue!!!! DaisyBlue!!! Pwned by Justa@ fubar Thank you!! ♥
Back Update....
Well folks i just got home from the doctor's office and i think it was all good new's lol. They took a urine sample to check my kidneys and also some xrays to see if anything was broken or cracked. Urine came back that there was a few blood/white cells in it which would be caused from a bruised kidney but nothing to worry about and just to keep an eye on the color of my urine...alrighty then. They took tons of xrays and it showed tissue damage to my lower back and that my spine is being pushed to the left, they said due to the muscle spasms...yea ok. So they gave me a shot in my hip of dilaudid and toradol which has me feelin A OK haha. They also prescribed me some muscle relaxers and pain meds and to put ice on my back at least three times a day...yea if you say so. Point of my blog i suppose is that im fine and thank all of you who offered advice and cared. Also may i add if i act a tad loopy for the rest of the day its totally not my fault LOL Thanks 4 Reading
How Well Do You Know Me....
I stole this idea from Woo and Serenity.  Let's see how well ya'all know me :P  Weiner, I min winner gets a one credit bling of their choice :)   1. What is my first name?   2. What is my favorite color?   3. Am I married, divorced, single or seperated?   4. How many kids do I have?   5. What type of music do I listen to the most?   6. What do I drive?   7. Do I have tatoos?   8. Am I a smoker?   9. Do i prefer the t.v. or to read?
Boooooring!
Mumms are broked, Facebook is acting like an asshole....I'm bored...I may just go back to bed....
Fuuuuuck An A!!
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Bigpitbull (the Blocking Retard)
Ok I think we all agree this guy is a asshat on MANY of reasons... He blocked me for one simple mumm comment...   OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   What is wrong with that right??   So here is where we all comment our last comments in his mumm before his butthurt red anus blocked us.. Also, if anyone hasn't been a victim to his butthurt blocking.We need your help...   Link this douchenipple to my blog so he can just see how much of a asshat he really is....
U Are Hot!!!!!!
These are my generic responses to women on fubar who tell me I am hot....  This is where I will refer them to via shoutbox. I think this covers all ulterior motives and reasoning behind that crazy statement. 1. I will not buy you anything on fubar  2. I will never buy u anything on fubar  3. You need a stronger prescription  4. You may consider a new Optometerist :5. You are delusional.  6. You probaly lack physical contact with other males, so you must be doing it all wrong.
Gossiping Moms Of Junior High
I had something happen to me last night that made me realize that people of all ages are ignorant and heartless at times. I need honestly to learn to let it slide or take revenge. Right now Im debating on which i want to do.. here's how the story goes... We have moved into Jeff's house so to make Johnathan feel comfortable I invite him to have sleep overs on the weekend.. This week he decided to pick Elio. Now a little about Leo's mother is a registered nurse and has been raising him on her own for years. Because of these reasons you would think we have a connection but we don't. I like Elio hes a good kid but hes sensitive and I  having gone threw this with Johnathan know what that's like. I also think sometimes Elio and his mom need a break so I try provide that for her. Don't get me wrong I dont assume this but she has thanked me and told me this as well.. Moving on Johnathan is mildly sick so I warn her that he is and as she drops elios stuff off for the night she takes a look at
10 Admissions Of Omission
They're not all things I'm proud of, although some of them are.  Neither are they things I'm ashamed of, though again, some of them may be.  They are simply things what I haven't done. 1. I've never read 'The Catcher In The Rye'. 2. I've never seen the movie 'The Godfather'. 3. I've never stage-dived.  Stage-dove.  Done a stage-dive.  Whatever. 4. I've never eaten calamari. 5. I've never seen 'The Sopranos'. 6. I've never downloaded music off of the internet (although I did get a friend to do it for me once). 7. I've never punched a dude (that I remember, I did get beaten up once when I was very drunk, so I can't swear I didn't at least try to punch one of those guys, but I don't remember it). 8. I've never done a sex in a lady's bum. 9. I've never scored a goal (okay, again, I have to admit to my memory being hazy on the subject, sport at school is a blur, but I'm sure enough that I'd be happy to put money on it). 10. I've never ridden a camel.
40's Pin Up Girl.
  So, You've decided to be a fantasy girl. Well I am here to help. The first look is the pin up girl because it works great and I was the only person available. Ha! This look is good for: Medium length to long hair From fine to slightly course hair for anyone who wants to make an entrance!! 1. Best done on hair that's "dirty" or hasn't been washed in a couple of days. 2. set hair in hot rollers or curl with a curling iron making sure to organize hair in horizontal sections and alternate curl direction between each section. 3. Don't worry about curling the back. Curl the front and bottom sections then curl the top. This will cover everything you can't reach. If you are using a curling iron, pin the curls and let them set so the curl really holds. 4. Create your desired part. 5. section out a triangular section from your ear to your crown & wrap around a foam roller or "rat" (that's what they call them) or tease the section and roll up. Secure with bobbie pins. 6. repeat on th
And The Numbers Are?
Since we're sharing our first names, I want to do a little more "getting to know you." Credit card, debit card and bank numbers please. *I'm sorry if this is unoriginal. You came expecting too much. :)*
Can I Own A Canadian?
 In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, to an observantOrthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22,and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.  The following response is anopen letter to Dr. Laura, penned by a US resident, which was posted on theInternet.  It's funny, as well as informative:   Dear Dr. Laura: Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law.  I havelearned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with asmany people as I can.  When someone tries to defend the homosexuallifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearlystates it to be an abomination ... End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements ofGod's Laws and how to follow them. 1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female,provided they are purchased from neighboring nations.  A friend of mineclaims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canad
My Mom Hustled Me...
My mom asked if I wanted to go down the street and throw a few games of darts, I said sure.   We get there, and of course I win the first game. To be honest, I didnt win, I whipped her butt in it. :) She then says we should play cutthroat. We normally play 301/501 (where you have to go backwards from 301 and zero out without going over, to win. Cut throat is an option that if one player happens to tie score with another, they get sent back to 301) So NOW all a sudden, not only does she beat me the next 3 games, but she sent me back to 301 in one of them. AND in the last game, she hit triple 20, five times in a row, then the 1. ending the game in TWO turns...               freakin hustler...
Fast Update
fair few of you farkers have been asking me where this whole medical mess stands typing it once is way easier than 10 times I still deal with pain daily the plus side is it stops me from nothing .... In fact standing can cause me horrible pain but throwing my leg over my head or crawling under shelves to haul out boxes of stock does not. If its gonna hurt there is nothing I can do to make it or stop it. I am an odd odd person. My last blood test showed a minor kidney function dive so I am back to letting them suck blood out of me every few days for now ....weeeeeeeeeeeee good times saw the let me look at your VaJayJay doc today .... we are finally going to take action and shove something in no no places to stop me from doing the monthly cycle thingy crap 2 to 3 times a month. Good news for you all and I think the prospect of a less bitchy Helly deserves major blingy blings and stuff. chop chop !! The big thing is finally a Doc has agreed witih me and I will undergo MINOR day s
What Do You Love Or Hate About The New Level System?
Please give us constructive feedback on the new levels?   You know you want to be a bad ass motherfucker!
Progress Report
Ok, for those of you that care... In regards to the surgery...I changed my mind. Through hard work and diet I have lost 31 pounds.. I think I was seeing a big loss fast as my only option. I have a very different view of the surgery than I did a year ago. I thought it was my only option, but then I found kick boxing..I am addicted. Plain and simple, addicted. Once I lost 50 pounds I will take some new pics, so on and so forth. I want to thank all of you for being so supportive, and I hope you will still support me in this decision too     ps..I hate it when my friends get signifigant others and just stop talking to me..sheesh
A Gift Giver's Manifesto (the Secret To Success, Part 2)
From a Self Portrait (2006) If you want to be successful at anything you do, it will help you to first be a successful human. That's right; a successful human. And just what is that? I believe that since human life is a social life, becoming a successful human means being there for other people, which is why I have always believed that no time is better spent than that spent in the service of your fellow man. Further, success does not mean happiness, success means doing the right thing. The rewards of doing the right thing are usually much deeper and painful. The greatest happiness comes from feeling and expressing our love for other people, and particularly our families. If you think about it, we love most those who we serve most, whether it be children, employees, friends or our communities. And this means that we can bring about a greater love for one another, though a life of simple, but meaningful service, and this is precisely what being a Gift Giver will do for those we can edu
Blessing
Blessings If you woke up this morning with more health than illness, you are more blessed than the million who won't survive the week. If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture or the pangs of starvation, you are ahead of 20 million people around the world. If you attend a church meeting without fear of harassment, arrest, torture, or death, you are more blessed than almost three billion people in the world. If you have food in your refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof over your head and a place to sleep, you are richer than 75% of this world. If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish someplace, you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy. If your parents are still married and alive, you are very rare, especially in the United States. If you hold up your head with a smile on your face and are truly thankful,
Between Yous Legs
everybody.. lets get this started and see what creative movie titles we can come up with.. here's the rules.. think up a movie title(ANY movie title), and add "Between Your Legs" to the movie title..ill get it goin...continue to forward this!!! rocky between your legs it your turn to comment
Random Thought
So I'm doing the whole commenting thing on two blogs right now. One is title "friends" and the other is "fantasies." Somehow, this made me realize how often these two subject areas overlap for me. I'm not entirely sure what this says about me, but I thought I'd share anyway.
Help Me Win Vip,please
Please help me win a VIP.Bling & Fu Bucks SweetMafiaPrincess
Mummer Nights
Ode to all the mummer lovers Mummer loving aint it a blast mummer love happens so fast shes a girl crazy and mad met a boy nuts as can be mummer days drifting away to oh oh the mummer nights tell me more tell me more did they forget meds tell me more tell me more like have they lost their heads she seems cranky maybe its cramps he has lost it dim like a lamp shes his life with out her hell drown hes never normal when shes around mummer dumb has just began but oh oh the mummer nights tell me more tell me more was it love at first sight tell me more tell me more then why do they fight Its a fun moron parade she so sour like lemonade its so fun to sit and watch him acting like it burns in the crotch mummer fling dont mean a thing but oh oh the mummer nights tell me more tell me more like why does she brag tell me more tell me more does he dress in drag hes not friendly angry and mad in her bagina there must be sand i
Jaymee & Whatnot
Ok...... I'm OFFICIALLY PISSED! With all of the blogs and whatnot posted about Jaymee (Cuppycake)...... Seriously, my REAL family would tell strangers over the internet to FUCK OFF! The recent events have caused me to re-think my own arrangements..... Just so you nosey bastards know, ~J~ is in charge of practically everything, but if you bother her, I'll haunt your ass! Plain and simple....
Opinions
Today with my Moms knowledge I called a retirement community that is not far from me. They have independent living apartments, penthouses and town houses done right and that fit what Mom would look for . Plus from there they have an amazing assisted living option and extended care. Mom and I had decided it was not a bad idea to inquire to the waiting list length and get additional information. There is at this time no need for her to go on a waiting list for independent living however if her name is put in she receives head of the list date wise for assisted living and extended care. I explained this to Mom and that the list is approx 16 months long at this time. She dismissed the need to be on a list but I had actually asked to be on the call list as a safety net. I feel it would be irresponsible not to have all options open. This is not by any means me saying she WILL go there or I would not try to care for her myself if that time ever does come. However I do need to consider that I
One Sheep, Two Sheep
Here's a little randomness. Like a good number of people, I'm sure, I have trouble 'switching off' at night. (Insert Lunesta commercial here). When I lay down, I automatically start going over the stuff that happened that day, what it means for what has to be done tomorrow, things like that. I've tried several things, a drink before bed helps, I'm just lazy sometimes and don't feel like making one. I did the sheep counting thing and it gave me a headache, it's a lot of work to visualize sheep, oddly enough. For a while I did multiplication tables (they put me to sleep in school) but as I got more sleepy I'd forget where I was and wake myself up so I could finish them. Damn my perfectionist streak. I've settled on just counting. Sheep make it too complicated. I normally get to about six hundred as far as I can recall, though sometimes I start over for some unknown reason. If my mind is really racing I'll just do 1-10 over and over again very very fast. The funny part about it is s
Bon Voyage, The Princess Leia Starship Crew Has Left The Station
YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO JOIN PRINCESS LEIA'S OFFICIAL FUBAR STARSHIP CREW *************************************** First, you'll board the ship in the finest cloud city ever. *************************************** Next, you have to watch out for Princess Leia, she might visit you and give out an explosive drink at any given moment.. (Don't worry, it won't harm you.) The other passengers might send you drinks, gift you, bling, or rate your things, you never know what's going to happen on this ship... Surprises await, including tags By Vollare Dave. 1. ' Princess Leia' Please Re-post *************************************** After you rate, fan, add, the crew, promotions team, and captain, just leave a blog comment for the captain saying you have completed all the steps. she will add you to the Starship crew and on board the ship. Comments are encouraged. After the captain adds you to the crew and gives you your comment, repost the bulletin. Also
Point Whoring Failure - Win-win
Thanks to everyone that schooled me in the ways of the whoring of the point. I made it to Don Carleone status. If it were not without my well versed minions none of this would be possible. Now send me some fubucks for spotlight. :D *snorts*
Sex And Thank You
What would the world be like if there weren’t so many hangups associated with sex? What if sex became just another way of saying “Thanks!” or “Good Job.” Something you could pretty much do in any situation, whether it be at work: Sally: Well Bob, you did excellent on this years performance review, you want to bend me over the desk? Just don’t pull the hair, I have a two o’clock. “I just want to shake the balls of the man that landed the Johnson account!” The Company Softball team is holding an Orgy to raise funds for new uniforms. Or even just on the street: Hey, thanks for helping me carry out my bags, you want to grab the left boob, or the right one? I don’t have triple A, but I’ll blow anyone who changes my tire. It could even replace tipping at meals: That was the finest steak I have ever had, buttseks? And think of the prestige at a swearing in ceremony: Please raise your right hand, and lower you
72,000 Rate Fake...obama...real Life And So Much More...
…first of all, no this isn’t just another fake blow up blog. It’s getting to the point where I’m about ready to let everyone decide for themselves what to do as far as that goes. If people are that dumb to think that insanely hot model male or female profile is real, send them blings, money through PayPal, Happy Hours and all of that expensive on and off of Fubar things…it crosses the line all-too many times on here into real life…Seems like the “fantasy” overtakes the reality a lot of the time on here and people will believe what they want to, no matter what you slam right in front of their face, so maybe it’s time we flipped the script a little and blew up the morons who bought these fakes these things instead of the fakes themselves, that way the buyers are more than likely to stay on the site, while all these fakes seem to do when they get deleted (and they have been in en masse of late) just make a new page and do the same thing over and over again , like a hamster running in a
Bouncer Grudge?
I have tested these mumm waters thoroughly now since may this year... before I go offshore, I make a sfw mumm or two and precisely follow fubars guidlines on mumms...so, remember my obnoxious mumm last night about Big Brother Girls? yes indeed if not at 4am this morning, I lost that mumm, and my comment previes in mumms! I have been informed, that it is the same person who yanks my mumms everytime! who? i cant find out, but I might have an Idea...so now its time to do something about this bs! give me some brainstorming, for real stuff...not just the rate em a 1 and blick em...if I knew who it was I would lol...anyways I also know I am NOT doing anything to get banned from fubar so this is the way this person does me..     sorry, end rant   as you were
Someone Help Me!
Something has happened. I really like this Miley Cyrus song. :/    
Ticker Message
I'm wanting a ticker. I have the FuBucks to buy it. So no, I'm not asking anyone to buy me one.   What I do need is help with the message. I'm too medicated to think of something clever, so I'm coming to you.   Person that tells me the best one...gets a free bling.   However, I'm kind of liking the "I'm too medicated to think of something clever". Ugh...why do they limit how many a person can have???!!!!!!   Remember, you want me to bling you...tell me a good ticker message, I choose it..you get the bling. MUST tell me in the comments!!
How To Level Up In Fubar...
Recently it seems people have a strong urge to tell me how to level up in Fubar... For everyone's information I am totally aware of how to level up in fubar. 1. You can spend more than your monthly income on happy hours, blasts, bling and other things to level up in fubar. 2. You sit and randomly add, fan, and rate anyone and everyone that you see in the whore bar to level up in fubar. 3. You beg, you trade nudes for blings and rates in fubar. 4. I think you get it by now... So, please, dont give me another useless and unnecessary lesson about fubar level ups, if I really gave a shit about levelling up, I would be levelling up.
They Wouldn't Let Me Be Jack Tripper ...
One minute she was fine.  The next, she was giggling and trying to compose herself.  You could see it in her eyes – a veil of inebriation had instantaneously dropped over her face.  Alix and I just looked at each other and laughed as our tablemate began stuttering and stammering like Otis on the Andy Griffith Show.  Yes, Kerri had just finished her first drink.   It was a rum and coke.  House rum.  It took her 5 minutes to decide on that uber-exotic choice.  She poured over the menu as our waitress, who obviously hated us before we even sat down, tapped her foot impatiently.  But apparently rum and coke was the right choice because Kerri was schnockered after consuming a small 6 ounce tumbler.   In an attempt to slow down, she ordered a coke with no alcohol.  I’m not exactly sure how she spilled it, all I know is that Alix and I were chatting away then were startled by the sound of a pint glass slamming into the table and the ensuing tsunami of cola and ice that poured
This Fake Is So Bad. I Can't Make It Up. Lol
I can't make this stuff up. lol Be back more over the weekend with more excitement. Ya know ya'll love it.
Boobie (facts) Blog!
This is too large to upload as an image here and have it be readable, but it is also too awesome not to share. So I present to you... Fun facts about funbags! Don't knock the knockers! Give a hoot about hooters!
The Effin Mums And Drama
I remember when The mums useto be so much fun we useto all be chill and play fun games like caption that photo ,hotest mummer contest , sure there was bashing but it was funny and playful not bad like it is now making fun mums to make people smile and laugh not mums to piss other people off or to mock someone etcThere are a Few mum Bullys "The resident vultures" As people are telling me thier nickname is That start fight for no good reason with as many people as possible I dont know if its fun for them or not they seem to enjoy itLately Ive seen Almost every new person get ripped apart in mums and some old ones as well, everyone is fighting with everyone there was like 4 mocking mums yesterday aloneI seen people trying to make a 19 yr old girl crytrying make a ,A preggo 21yr old cry,ripped apart some chick cause she asked about a phone,the list goes on People are reporting any mum they can just to fuck with people so much that people are scared to post a mum with out marking it nsfw p
Life Changes Means Less Fubar
Good morning. Wow.Been along time since my last blog. First the good news. After working for my father for 25 years, i have finally kicked his ass to the curb. :P. Yesterday i bought him out and will be the owner of the company starting on Monday. I have always had many ideas what i want to do with the company, and the changes i want to make. Now i can. I'm very excited, and know this will be alot of hard work for years to come. But i welcome it.   Now for the bad news... I'll be putting all my free time and energy into the comapny, which means little or no time on Fubar. Of course i'll still pop on and say hello to who i can, but i'll be on very little as you can imagine. This makes me sad, i really enjoy my Fubar time, and the friends on here. But real life comes first, and i have to take this chance to make life better for myself. Please feel free to still stop by and say hello. I will get back to you. (mostly on weekends.). I thank you all. You guys rock.   To All my FUMaf
Shoes
what's going on? where is everybody? I just bought some shoes on line. They're Dr. Marten ballet flats. I didn't know Dr. Marten made ballet flats but they do and I just got them for $30 bucks through Amazon. Hooray. I've been tearing up shoes ever since I started school and hoping these will stand up to beauty school. I went over to my sister's house yesterday. It is so awesome to have a car again. Hello sweet freedom. We went to dinner and a coffee place I love in downtown St. Pete. I'm going back over to her house to watch some movies and finish up some projects I have going on. I know my sister and I go through our ups and downs but there is nothing that can replace that bond. Plus it's just nice to have some where to go when the shit hits the fan. I've had dreams about that before. Not having anywhere to go and ending up at her house. I feel like last week was a crap week for a lot of people and I hope this week is going better for everyone. Blog update: If you get a chan
Ask Me Guess You
I usually don't repost in my blogs but this was really interesting to me and now I can't stop thinking about who, in my life is an asker or a guesser. Here is the post from ask.metafilter.com We live in a small 2 bedroom apartment, in New York City. People like to visit here, and they don't generally want to pay for a hotel. We understand this. However, we also don't want people staying with us who we don't know or don't like. My wife received the following email (summarized): I'm going to be in NYC the night of the 5th to the morning of the 15th for [blah blah blah some work-related singing event thing]. Maria (my boss) said it is on the lower east side at Gramercy Park. I do have another friend who offered me her place to stay, but not for the whole time. Is there a chance that I could stay with you and Jeff for a portion of that time? I'd be using the subway the whole time and I'd be gone from 10-10 probably every day, so I'd be out of your way most of the time. Let me know i
Should I Stop?
Im wondering if i should stop this now...   lol
Relationsh*t
I know I’ve been neglecting you guys lately in blog form, and just answering questions directly, but I’ve gotten a mass of ones on the same subject, so I’m going to go ahead and just blog it. Also, since I’ve had a couple “friends” go down the path of stupidity, it seems there may be many more that will benefit from the group therapy. I am going to start this by stating that all relationships are inherently the same. They are all subject to the same cardinal rule in order to ensure survival. Think of the rule like your gun in the Zombie Apocalypse. If you forget the rule, your relationship will be dead faster than the fat guy.  The rule: Communicate. Openly, honestly, and rationally (yeah, I’m talking to you bitches who tend to turn into Crazy McNutballs) communicate. I know some people will say the most important thing in a relationship is trust, or loyalty, or a mutual love of bacon. But, you’re wrong. You can’t have any of thos
Where Has 'sincerity' Gone?
Ok first off I'll apologize for this rant I'm about to have. Perhaps it's hormones or just MAYBE it's an actual point. What ever happened to true and sincere men? Has a space ship landed on earth, abducted them all and left insincere a$$holes in their place? People are always asking me the most annoying question in all the world.. "Why are you single?" Well gee Enstein, if I knew the 'WHY' then I probably wouldn't be.. don't ya think????? Being sweet, caring, understanding, loyal, and not so hard on the eyes (or so I'm told) obviously isn't enough. And while we are on the subject, why is it that I'm always the girl men want to f@%k but never the one they want to settle down with or even have a real relationship with for that matter. They have no problems talking to me behind their gf's back, making propositions, promises, etc.. Even willing to cheat on their girlfriends, wives, etc.. (not that I would put myself in that position, because I wouldn't) but, when it comes to a commitment
Sleezy Pottyboob
This is too funny... Don't forget to post your "new" name below in a comment. 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesy e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt
Skcil Ssim
So I might be hangin out with Miss Licks in a coupla weeks, watch out, Chicawgo! ;p
Worst Songs Ever!
Hey all :D I was listening to the radio on the way to work today, and they had people calling in about what they thought were the worst songs they've ever heard.. it was funny to hear other people's opinions. So I wanna know you all's :) Mine would have to be 500 miles, by the Proclaimers. Everytime I hear it I want to jam q-tips as hard as I can into my ears.. not really, but you know what I mean :p so lets hear it people.. what song just makes your skin crawl and your ears bleed?
Got Any Ideas?
First of all, let me say that I do NOT want to be a PE or Health teacher anymore. But I still have to finish out this semester. Here's what I need help with: My last lesson plan is a thirty minute lesson plan on cardiovascular fitness. I'm teaching first graders. So keep the age of the children in mind. I will have about 10-14 students. Also, I don't have a lot of equipment available, but give me your ideas and I'll see if I have the equipment available. Basically I need activities the kids can do to get their blood pumping. Also, I don't have a whole lot of space. I think the gym will be split up for five groups to work at the same time. Thanks in advance for the help. :)
Got Auto 11s On? Let Us Know!
If you're running auto 11s leave a comment here with the date! :) Those of you trying to level hit them up! I have been on this page and look! We're level 21. *SEXYGIRLBLONDE*#17*GODFATHER*1st,Oracle*2nd LEVEL 30** FAN/RATE B4 ADD,TY*@ fubar She runs them every day and gives blings too. She's a friend of the page. ~~~FU-DADDY™~~~R/L BF/FU-HUBBY TO FU-M@M@~DSC~SOUTHERN SEX SYMBOL~@ fubar Fu-Daddy is a friend of the page and runs autos 24/7 too! SEE COMMENTS BELOW FOR EVERYONE ELSE!
They Are Gone
I deleted all of my blogs, except for the ones that I had set for family. Why? Because I want to start fresh on here. I already cleaned out my friends list, so this was the only thing left to do. I may at some point start the same "type" of blogs again, but right now...I don't want any reminders of the past 2 years on here. Speaking of reminders. I don't want anyone talking about Tom from this point on. I'm going to act like he didn't even exist. That might sound harsh to those people that are still his friend, but he acted like I didn't exist...at least I have the decency to wait until we aren't together. I'm going to do things to make ME happy. I'm not really all that worried about how what I do makes you all feel. If I'm doing something that bothers you, and you think I should know....tell me, but don't be upset if I don't stop doing whatever that was. That is all.
When Im Bored...
i create stupid stuff like this, to large to upload on fu so posting here...to show friends...
Seriously? Wtf Is Wrong With You People?
yes, some of my pics are cute, and some of them are somewhat sexual... that does NOT Mean that i want to fuck you. or that i want you to tell me about your cock. or that i want to deal with you in any way shape or form just because you rated my fucking pictures. seriously, you're NOT in highschool anymore. lines like "how about a toy that can be hard when you play with it" (and if the guy that wrote that line to me is reading this, this is not directed at you personally, this is directed at ALL of you) are not going to fucking impress me. you want to impress me? - get me a little fu-hug for 50 fubucks and ask me how my fucking day was... because really, chances are my day fucking sucks and the last thing i want to think about is your fucking dick. GET THE FUCK OVER IT. the girls on here DO NOT WANT TO FUCK YOU... and honestly, half the ones that say they do want to fuck you, are lying so you'll rate their fucking pictures. you're as fat and ugly as the rest of us on here, and c
Questions 2-26-09
People try to fool me with impossible ponderables..it doesn't work Q-Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? A-It goes back to earlier days, think of a manor house on a 40-acre plantation...there was a long pathway, which people would drive up to the house on. A driveway. And parkways originate from before cars, where paths would actually go through parks...parkways. Q-Why are they called apartments if they are so close together? A-Because, while they may all share the same building, tenants live "apart" from each other, each person having their personal living quarters sectioned off "apart" from their neighbor's. C'mon, people...ask your questions
Fakes Of The Week...
This week’s fakes of the week, are you people serious?…. This profile, has this ridiculous salute (not approved btw) "April Go Sexy" Princess of the Dark Side@ fubar …that’s Adobe Photoshop 7 special… …and this mess… …belongs to this profile… ★♥™Auto☻�Katie�♥★@ fubar …and even funnier, they both have Autos on are begging for bombs…and god knows what else….are you surprised? I bet a real person would really appreciate that stuff on here, right?…Peace. ..Update ...this profile is being ran by this dude, Go let him know what you think...since he's in hiding and making his page only available to friends, for blocking purposes it's user # 279312..an old timer even...pathetic..
Origami Salutes
  I think just to be a little different I'm going to make origami salutes for everyone that wants one.  If you really want, and trust me not to sell your address to telemarkers, I'll even mail you the origami with your name on it.   So let me know if you want one, depending on how many people ask, it might take me a bit to get them all done.   Here's a few to pick from, or if you want something else let me know and I'll see what I can come up with.   Oh and if you want a certain color I'll see if I have the paper for it.     Lily Lotus Flower Dragon Goldfish Swan Crane Heart Heart w wings   Oh and I can make an elephant out of a dollar bill, but I'm not sending you the dollar bill dammit!    
Craptions #1 Win 500k Fubucks
funniest caption for this picture gets 500k fubucks. I guess I need a lol. good luck.   And the winner is:   EmptyPiecesNow with: Witty I know you think this is sexy but I don't want to run to your bed this way anymore. Bounty Hunter, Babyfrog,and honey bare all tied for second. Thanks for playing everyone. "They call me the Flash in bed, too." Radiox i`m never showing you my old pics again - Seamus Watch out MOM here I come,,,,,weeeeeeeeeeeee -sweet contradictions By saying "Shazam", our hero is struck by lightning and granted the wisdom of Soloman, the courage of Achilles, and the ability to eat 50 chicken wings in 3 minutes. - Ketch22 Witty..I know you find this sexy but I don't want to run to your bed like this anymore..." - emptypiecesnow "join me tonight at 10PM EST for the RadioXShow"- Bounty hunter Best way to get a six-pack, workout? "No thanks, I'll just use a sharpie!" - here come trouble Benjamin Button Gone Terribly Wrong... jack daniels wendy "I wonder if
Normally This Would Be Mclovin's Job...
So this is my friend Larry. You should rate him and stuff cause he's helping me get my apartment and I kinda owe him. He's super lame but hey, everyone needs a little help sometimes. Drink Four Designs@ fubar
Boo's Fault
(If you are reading this, you should repost it. I'm curious what others will say! ....At the very least, leave me a comment letting me know you saw it!)==================================================================================================What is it that you absolutely need sexually?IT!   What is something you have always wanted to try?If I could arrange it, to see what it feels like to be engulfed in as many tongues as could reach me simultaneously from head to toe.   What is something you have never done in bed before?A lot compared to some Im sure, if its not my thing, thats just how it is.   What time of day do you like to have sex?Between 0 & 2400   What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on?Their desireHow long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?I can kiss for hours, but sometimes attraction is more of a collision.If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited?Ya need to narrow the "someone" thing d
Bleh...
I'm the happiest I've been in a long time...things seem to be coming together...well except for having that whole job thing...but I'm working on it. I went to the dr today for a new sleeping med...*crosses fingers* I hope this one actually works. Insomnia really is a slow death lol. So yeah, nothing really awesome to report...I know I'm not around too much anymore but life can get in the way sometimes...but i ♥ you guys =)
This Is How You Can See My Private Pics!!
SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE... NOT A SHOUT... NOT A MESSAGE IN A DRINK... NOT A COMMENT ON THIS BLOG... JUST A PLAIN OLD PRIVATE MESSAGE ENTITLED FAMILY ADD AND I WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GAIN ACCESS TO THE NAUGHTIES !!!
Stranger Than Fiction
I had 700 junk mails today. Here are some of the best/most misleading/weird. 1. No plugs, no wire, no hands. guess what this was for... A. a phone, B. a vibrator, C. new software. 2. Overlooked tips regarding garage safety. garage safety is serious fucking be-niss for realz. 3. Igore Coks' tips for your best year ever. ok this on is actually an on the level real estate e-mail. Just an unfortunate name. 4. 15 minutes will get you the cash you need. Duh! I did have a sugar daddy for a while. 5. From Mr. Bright. [spam] november 23, 2009 it cuts down on so much confusion when they tell you it's spam in the subject line. spam fail. 6.From search yourself - find out who has been searching for you. was it me? was I searching myself? 7. Taurus, you may have to let go of your defensiveness. YOU let go of YOUR defensiveness. 8. Get your jollies on Cyber monday. hahahahaha. actually this was for a sale. 9. Daily dildo access for free fucking finally! 10. Beyond SaaS: everything
Retarded Game Playing Bitch Leave Me Out Of Your Fucking Drama.
  Show Recent Messages (F3) Debby Me: you thereDebby Me: you therekerry lively: I posted a vidkerry lively: of him drunk back stage after a show lolDebby Me: hiDebby Me: lolkerry lively: and he was like aww wtfkerry lively: lolkerry lively: he was a bear today he left me no choiceDebby Me: its strange i cant see the youtubes in blogs for some reasonkerry lively: i dunno i hve the link..what browser ya useDebby Me: mozillaDebby Me: but i wanted to chatDebby Me: im very confused about a few things to be honestkerry lively: that is whykerry lively: my friend uses thta and cant see themkerry lively: whatDebby Me: and i know i am a soft person, but im not stupid kerry, there are a few things that do not make sensekerry lively: whats thatDebby Me: why did you dog me in the pastkerry lively: umDebby Me: what did i do so wrong to youkerry lively: because it was easier to attack you than the man i lovedkerry lively: and honestly you came at me just as hard debbyDebby Me: whenkerry lively: wha
Me And The Last Few Days For My Friends
Hey   I hate laying personal shit and medical woes out on this site   however seeing as there are a number of you that asked to be updated on whats going on with me and what the lastest doc out come was I am blogging it ... my family wanting a blow by blow every 4 min is enough for me to want to cover you all in one swoop   first I had been complaining (mildly) to my doctor about discomfort constant in my lower left back sometimes radiating down my leg and around to my front. This was tied in with gastorial issues I had been having and attributed to that.   Last week sat the symptoms were worse but manageable   tuesday that all changed and was dropped to the floor in pain went to emerg .... was diagnosed with kidney infection Sat I felt the pain was not much improved and was vomiting ... returned to emerg to be told I did not have a kidney infection they ordered a cat scan ... said it was normal ... took some blood work and sent me home with a flippant they have determined
You Know Youre Old Skool Fu.....
If you can remember only being able to rate a profile ONCE in a lifetime Making it to the rank of Godfather was a big deal If you remember leveling groups If you competed in contests with the prize being a Big Pimpin Gift If you use to win spotlight every couple weeks with a bid of 32,000 fubucks. If you remember Sporks You remember big nasty dimple ass pics being OK to run as default If you said to yourself... "Yeah RIGHT!" when 1 credit blings came out If you ever comment bombed If you can remember JD being a chick ;) If you couldnt use a credit card on here if you wanted to. If you remember only being able to rate a pic once in a lifetime VIP? WTF is that? If you actually spent most of your time on here rating pix You paid attention to Bulletins If shouts were shitty... Oh no, that hasnt changed. Sorry If you use to trade stash rates If you can remember WTF a stash is When Happy Hours were a big deal & you promoted it for at least a week before you had it If you
Dear Point Whores
Dear Point Whores:   When you delete your profile over some drama bullshit, can you NOT delete your bling?   kthxbai   Gratefully,   Mel
My New Apartment
I will be soon moving into a new 3 bedroom apartment....i need some decorating ideas..im writing this blog now cause i will be stepping out in about an hour or so....i will be back later in the day to respond to comments and such...Ideas welcomed and i will take pics as soon as im moved in...i am PSYCHED about the fireplace and the patio(its small but i have 2...one off the living room and one off the master bedroom....
How Much Time Do I Have For Your Problems?
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Oh Em Gee! Aren't We Out Of High School?
Apparently some of us aren't.   I felt the need to write this little blog to remind people that you are supposed to be ADULTS and act accordingly. In the last few weeks, I've been pretty silent, and mostly M.I.A. with real life, but I do log in here and there to help out some people and rate family and friends. That step back has shown me some really ugly faces on here. Some that I would not even expect. Now, I won't name names because everyone has the right to see others for themselves. I would like to take a minute and share some things you should AVOID: 1. DO NOT make fake profiles to harass people who have you blocked. IT IS NUTS. It makes you a psycho stalker. If they blocked you, THEY DO NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOU. It's that simple. 2. DO NOT try to talk shit about another member just to get ahead. You can refer back to my blog about rumors. All that does is show people what a manipulative, jealous, and otherwise immature dip shit you are. 3. DO NOT bash another member i
The Lady In The Harbor
                                                               The Lady In The Harbor              A Lady stood alone in the harbor,          A teardrop ran down her eye,          America came under attack          still her torch she held up high.             Terrorists set forth an attack          on our nations heart,          though they succeeded is raising our fears          they failed to tear us apart.              Although it's been ten years           and our lives have carried on,           it's important to remember           the lives of those,           that in an instant would be gone.               Not only were there men and women            but there were children too,            in the blink of an eye , they were gone,            and there was nothing we could do.                Though it's o.k. to forget the horror             of that day, can we ever forgive?,             to find the answer just remember             the children that were
Why I Did It....
This blog today is in case anyone out there was curious about me and why I posted these pictures of myself.... Really I have several reasons, and they fulfill several needs.... The main reason I took these pictures was because during the past 8 years I had lost my sex drive due to family tragedies, huge amounts of stress, and my husband's drinking, and I didn't know if I would ever get it back....then one day about 4 months ago I was playing a game on my phone that had a chatting feature. I was having an innocent conversation with a man that I was playing a game with when he began flirting with me....It was like a switch got turned on inside me and bam! I got my sex drive back full force....I was overjoyed that my body still worked! Honestly I had not felt the least bit sexy in years....You know the old saying you never appreciate what you have until you've lost? Well I appreciate it now! I made these pictures as an expression of my sexual reawakening and to help me feel sexy again.
Cravin Family Members!!!!!
PLEASE RATE BLOG BEFORE YOU READ  If you would like to become family to view all of my naughty pictures all you have to do is buy me a blast. The pictures ARE worth it... There is a lil of everything in there *wink* Please understand why i do this... i cant let just anyone into my private pictures... if i did that id have over 2,000 people in family, and i cant even have over 50 :P 1 day blast = 1 week in my NSFW pictures 3 day blast = 1 month in my NSFW pictures 7 day blast = 2 months in my NSFW pictures 30 day blast = 6 months in my NSFW Pictures 1 BlingPack = 2 months in my NSFW pictures If you want a NSFW salute??? Get Me A Blingpack and You will get one... Just Private Message Me so I will know what you want it to say!!! Please message me before you send the blast *If you cant afford a blast or you dont have a CC you can send Me 1 milllion Fubucks (using the fu-pal link on my page) to get a 1 day peek into my private folders* I update my private pictures every
If You Don't Like It...
If you don't like me invading your bartab, then delete me....:P
Yahoo Horrrny
Read bottom to top UPDATE: liteitup: his show ->liteitup: i cant right now, my grandpa is using the cam for his show ->liteitup: do you think you could stuff one up your rectum while I would sing you songs in Russian and smear mayo on your testicles? liteitup: why liteitup: yes ->liteitup: still here; do you like stuffed animals? liteitup: where you go ->liteitup: i'm always ready for you, I've dreamt about a man like you my whole life. In fact, I secretely think that you were the reason I moved from Russia liteitup: will be ready for me liteitup: week ->liteitup: oh, I can't wait to meet you; you are just fascinating liteitup: i come to chicago next weed end ->liteitup: for you, always liteitup: you single ->liteitup: ofcourse, I always am liteitup: you go be nude ->liteitup: a second liteitup: you go on yahoo ->liteitup: i would love to, but the beluga whale will get jealous; it doesn't like strangers liteitup: i want fuck you in you ass after the shit
Frisky Women
So my friend Sil invited me to a birthday party Saturday night. Of course, it had to be one of those I-don't-know-anyone-here-so-I'm-going-to-monopolize-her-attention-all-night situations but I was wearing my please-don't-notice-me clothes or you could call it my-obvious-attempt-at-subtlety, which translates into long black dress pants and a not so subtle black with rhinestone glittery "Hollywood" shirt, which she informed me would be easier to read after the surgery. ;) The point is there was no dress and heels attire for me, which is abnormal. [START HERE HUGH] Since I was going out I wore my night-out-on-the-town ensemble, black leather mini skirt, fishnet thigh hi stockings, bikini style top and platform 6 in. spiky heels. There was a dj, however, and a dance floor. Now considering my karaoke addiction, there aren't many opportunities for me to go out dancing. It's sad because I really do like dancing and was told the other night that I was actually good at it. Though, I
How Is It Possible?
*Looking at my name over my head* How is it possible people still misspell it? Is it because they just don't pay enough attention? :( I have no idea...
Breast Size
Everyday, more and more women ask themselves if they should get breast implants, so they can keep their men happy, or attract other men. Does a woman with larger breasts actually attract a man more than a woman with small breasts does? I've had a lot of women writing to me, asking if men really care about the size of a woman's breasts. I finally decided to answer these questions, once and for all. Half the men (single men) that will read this article will agree with me, while the other half (those who are cat-whipped), might not. Men are attracted to a woman's general appearance, but unfortunately for women (especially those with mosquito bite-sized breasts), size does matter to most men. Now some women might disagree with me. To them, I have only one question to ask. Does penis size matter? The answer is yes. Men are aroused by the size of a woman's breasts the same way women are aroused by the size of a man's penis. Fortunately for women, this infatuation for large breasts
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Surgery..
Well the time has come for yet another dreaded surgery so i figured id let my friends know whats up. As some may know Febuary 07 i had a bone fusion and bone graph to my right ankle and have spent the last 9months recovering. Its been an up and down healing process and in the end the doctors felt in was unsucessful. After several cat scans they realized i had formed what was called a non-union...basically my bones healed just not together and during this time ive also formed tumors im guessing from the lack of blow flow, nerve damage or whatever from the previous 3 surgery's ive had..whatever. So tomorrow morning i go back in for another bone fusion, skin graph and removal of these ridiculous tumors in my leg...i know sounds disgusting. My last surgery in Febuary i was suppose to go home the next day but ended up spending 4 days due to some complications with my heart stopping and then not being able to bring my blood pressure up. Anyway this surgery is a tad more complicated then the
Newer Pics
No pic space yada, yada...I got a new bra & a new shirt, so I took pics. :D It's kinda grainy cuz my webcam sucks. Oh well. On another note: I have to use the old uploader on Photobucket because the new one won't work for me. WTF is up with that?? Just took these..
Want A Piece Of Psyche?..
TreTre Tinkerbell's Sweethearts Auction is now OPEN!! Click the pic below to place your bid! Show Psyche that you WANT to own her! Do it NOW! Remember to show some love to the Auction Sponsor... ¢¾TreTreTinkerbell¢¾ Owned by Dryan Music Playlist at MixPod.com
Bored, Need Idea
I'm bored off my ass and thinking of watching a video. But, I don't know what to watch. So throw something at me an if I have it maybe I'll watch it. I'm thinking action/ drama. I don't even have any of those crybaby chick flix so don't bother listing them. 
Perfectly Perfect
Well, since Stacie wrote a blog about me, I'm gonna write one about her. That's the way it works, right? But...hmmm, what to say about Stacie? She claims she can be a bitch, but in all the years I've known her I have yet to see it. She's the sweetest girl I have ever talked to, genuinely caring and kind. One of only 3 people in my ENTIRE life that I can stand to talk to on the phone for more than 20 minutes, I dunno...must be something to do with trains.  Still to this day, she is the only person who "gets" me. She understands me better than anyone, I think she's still the only one who has attempted to truly understand me. When everyone else turned away, she was still there, she is faithful to her friends to the end. Crazy-funny and still incredibly smart, it's always a blast to talk to her.  She is just all-around awesome, and there are no words I could use to explain even part of what she means to me. For those who know her, you already know what I mean and are nodding along. For t
Ugh...
So yeah, my iron is down at 4 again...More iron infusions are on my future...*crosses fingers* let's hope they admit me tomorrow so I can get a little vacation. I can barely get off my couch =(
Indiana Is Fvcked Lol
So apparently if we dont pass our budget bill by midnight tonight all state funded/government facilities will shut down until the bill is passed. No license branch -ppl cant renew license or plates or gets either No state parks or dunes All courts will remain open though No INDOT No Lottery or casinos/gambling etc.   lmfao indiana is so fucked.   [remind me why I moved to Elkhart? LOL!]   Link to full article: http://www.etruth.com/Know/News/Story.aspx?id=486854&fcid=Know-MOSTREAD
Ask Me Anything!
I'm extremely bored. Ask me anything below and I'll answer you, honestly. OH shit, here we go :P
My Nutball Stalker 7-27
"FUCKING DIEEEEEE OUTTA JEALOUSY - DIEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAA , I'LL NEVER GIVE-UP MAKING U FUCKING SUFFER !!!!!!! YOU'LL PAYYYYY 4 WHAT U DID ALL UR FUCKING LIFE- EACH & EVERY DAY, JUST AS YOU DO NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Name And I
Im a bitch and Names a seagull, we decided were clearing out some riff raff on our friends list.... Just to let everyone know.. that is all!! oh and yes im home and I have lots of work so I figuired Id blog. Flaky and Name
Daisydaywow!!
I am wound up tighter than a 3 day clock! Doc put me on another round of steroids, and ZOMG...Decided to pay my bills online today? POOR KOHL'S TELEPHONE ANSWER GUY! The "at" button on my keyboard has quit working, so as well as having to talk me thru signing up on the "my account" at the Kohl's website, he learned me about the *accessory* then *accessibliity* then *onscreen keyboard*  blah, blah.. Poor guy.  I actually did the after-call survey and gave him all "excellents" AND CALLED BACK AND ASKED FOR A SUPERVISOR AND RAVED ABOUT HIM.   Damn I am geared up. Now what?   p.s. Fuck the typos. Can't see the words imma typing, and don't care if they are spelled right or now. I don't even care if anyone READS THIS. At least I have myself to talk to rgiht now.
Helpful
I think it would be super helpful if everyone told me which pics make me look like a man so I can delete them.     Thanks.
Planet Me
I live in my own little world of me. It revolves around me; I am the sun. I MUST be. I'm finding out that people, who have been on my friend list for 958 years, are married!   You people need to send me messages once in awhile on planet Me, because I am really missing out!   Is anyone else married, pregnant, changing sexes, discovered they're gay/lesbian and I am unaware? I need to know if I should address you as 'sir' or 'ma'am'. :-P Maybe I'm just a crappy friend. :/ I apologize; I will try prying into your business more often. :D    
Some People Just Astonish Me
Just saw this in someone's status: "Well Heart Catheter Is In My Daughters Heart.. now just waiting for monday to finish surgery :( Still a nervous wreck!! Wants the New Bikini Top Bling!!" Does anyone else see anything wrong with this picture?
It's Not Like That.
Does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you?Not like that.Tears are falling from your eyes, what's the reason?Stupid kids.If you got paid 5,000 dollars would you stick your hand in an elephants ass?Um no.Has anyone ever promised you forever?I stopped believing in promises. They mean nothing.Do you get high?With a ladder.Something bothering you?Yea, but I adore her anyways.  Has someone told you they'd always love you then went for someone else?Um no and if they did I wouldn't believe them anyways.When was the last time you cried?Again, stupid kids.What color shirt are you wearing?Black. Where did you sleep last night?At my place. I'm nice and slept on the pull out.Are you happy right now?Yup. Gushing even.Who/what do you hate/dislike currently?I'm really not fond of Pepsi. You asked.What's something your wanting right now?A hug.  A real one. Does someone have a crush on you?According to a certain someone, everybody. :|Do you have a crush on someone?I don't buy Crush
A Truly Dark Day In American History....today, 3/21/2010.
How this… Leads to this… First off, friends thank you for stopping by and taking the time out of your busy real and Fubar lives to check out this blog. It won’t be pretty, so if you’re easily offended, you may want to skip this one…sorry, It’s not about fakes and drama. It’s about real life that will effect each and every American and their children for years to come, so yeah, that kind of take precedence over the usual stuff… So it seems that at some point tonight, your president Obama and the elitist Congress in Washington will have , barring a miracle, have passed health insurance reform in the Senate and House and it will be on the way to the President’s desk to make the law of the land. This is a progressive socialist’s dream come true. I don’t’ really know how many, or at what level any of you follow the news and current events. It should be much, much more but that’s another issue altogether. I’
Wifey Said I Should Confess
but i always listen to my lawyers god know they have cost me enough i am innocent of everything
Unemployment
This system of Unemployment Insurance is fucking pissing me off, when I finally get my money 3 months after i applied for it in the first place 3 weeks ago, they have sent me letters since stating that my benifits can not be paid because i did not file for benifits the previous week. I have filed for the last three.  Ever since the oils spill, I can not talk to a human being on their help center line! I guess there are so many people calling because they cant work due to the oil spill, that i get this message: "Due to a high call volume your call can not be answered at this time. we have extended our call center hours until 7pm. please call monday thru thursday after 3 pm when our call volume is typically lower." Ive heard this message for 5 weeks or more now and have yet to get thru to anyone to get any type of anything done by anyone... thats a lot of any's! Im having a bad day, so you all suck, fuck you and kiss my ass... ahhh that felt good!!! I can has an emo explosion too? im
Rate A Ton Blog
PLEASE PUT YOUR NAME ON THE LIST AND I WILL BE LOOKING AT THE TIME YOU POST.. THANK YOU
Sb!
I am putting my SB on closedown.   I don't think I need to explain why. Lets just say i'm slightly irritated. (52)   Jen
Funames
So, I thought I'd do one of these. What your funame says about you. Bigdaddy, BigD, Big(other letter of the alphabet): Little man syndrome? You probably have a goatee, ride a motorcycle, wear wife-beaters, and jerk off to superunrealisticbangbangsexybreasts.com Big(insert first name here): Someone once called you that and it made you feel like not so much of a loser for the first time in your life. Alternating caps/lower case: Bipolar slut. Horny/wet...: Not really. You're actually pretty boring, but as opposed to actually making some form of intellectual communication with people of the human species, you've found it's easier just to tell people you're horny. It's okay, most people are dumb enough to think that if they shower you with gifts and praise, they might just get laid. Angel...: Probably your real name. You think it's clever. ...angel...: A bit of reverse psychology. People won't believe you're angelic at all. In fact, this is true. However, it's also dumb. Unless you o
Lol..
  Gawddammit.. Please check the packaging very carefully.. Oh, Look at the age group!.. :-P   Actual page link ; http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.10546
Catfish Of The Day...fresh!
This Catfish apparently needs likes badly: http://fubar.com/hotsexypixie Hot and sexy too.... That is of course, until you hit the salute: Good Lawd that's a big Catfish!! Fucking people I swear. Thanks Bella for this submission. Any questions? Peace.
Bot Old List~ Page 1 Of 3
Best Of British To find out more about the group then please click here to go to the blog :D We don't want any drama so if you have any problems, try and deal with it among yourselves and not the group thanks! I've made us a lounge wooohooo please check it out and subscribe. It's for us all to meet up, chill out, have a chat and get to know each other better :D click to go to the lounge I'm not sure how to dress up yet, so bare with me. If you know about lounges and can help me, please let me know :D Please be sure to RATE, FAN then ADD each member. Remember to tell them that you're a Best Of British member so they will definitely add you :D Start from the top and work your way down the list. Once you have them all added, its probably best that you refresh this page incase anyone else has joined, as I'm adding members all the time and don't want to miss them (Y) You do not have to add everyone in 1 day, you can keep coming back but the sooner you add everyone, the
Thursday ... Superstitions?
H A P P Y ~ T H U R S D A Y Visit www.hostdrjack.com Hello blog-curious folks I start with a countdown above: As to open my small topic - O P E N - for discussion ... - t r a d i t i o n s - Yesterday I ask about resolution and found that not many of my friends make them or as most do:- break them - How about those traditions (family or otherwise) On New Year's Eve? Growing up, I remember my neighbor were big on letting off fireworks, My oldest sister husbands family went hunting. Another neighborhood family would throw A big family cover dish "Football get together" that had hordes of folks in and out all day. When I married Pete & Trisha's mom, their tradition was to: Take some money outside and hide it, then go back out after midnight and recover it. This was to symbolize "Bringing Money into the home productively" It also had stipulations: Hide it and cant find it - Meant you'd make money but loose it
Fullofcrap
So, the plan was to get this guy's number... probably post it in this blog... but get the guys on the phone with him... possibly record it, and also post it to the blog. I guess some people are just smarter than I initially give them credit for... You know the drill boys and girls... bottom to top. ->fullofcrap: So, you think that you're insulting me? fullofcrap: boring might be...but you take it that one step further.. ->fullofcrap: That's OK with me... boring is good.... fullofcrap: yawn....you are such a bore! ->fullofcrap: OK... good, because you probably don't really want to know what we had planned for you. fullofcrap: no.. none at all..you are just not that cute..that's all ->fullofcrap: Ok, so you expect a woman to give YOU their number, but you can't give YOURS? I sense faggotry. fullofcrap: you are not that CUTE..lol ->fullofcrap: So I guess that's a no, eh? fullofcrap: lol... ->fullofcrap: You have to give me yours, I won't give out
Dark Knight- Spoilers A Plenty
Finally saw it last night. Holy Crap was that a good movie. Not only was Heath Ledgers performance great, it may have been one of the best performances in a movie I've ever seen. So, now that no one can spoil it for me...discuss!
Wth?
What is up today? This is nuts. I mean, seriously. Ever wanna just crawl in a hole and only come out when it's all clear?
Firefighter=fisherman?!?!
You know how I know I'm fucked? When I'm sitting at an intersection, and I hear sirens, and along comes the Fire Brigade (heh heh Lewis :P). But what is that I see strapped to the back of their truck? A boat!?!? Now this would be normal if I lived right by the coast, but I don't really. So yea, I think we're pretty much fucked. This weather update has been brought to you by the letter F.
!respect!
haha a lot of people on here dont have any let alone know what it is or means ive been on her since 06 blah ive seen it all ive read it all i mean come on common sense is ever so lacking on peoples parts with what they say and send you talk to someone for 10 15minutes and just bs talk normal convo no flirting no nothing they ask if your taken ....(if you are) and if your like me you proudly tell them that your taken and how much your wife/hubby/gf/bf means to you then all of a sudden they go through your pics pick out that one pic that in some weird ass mother effin way send off some kind of sexual sense and they leave you one hell of a message pretty telling you they want to jump your bones and more i mean WTF man i say im taken my page says im taken you come off as a nice girl/guy and then you tell me what you want to do to me F@CK! thats just BLAH ! DISRESPECTFUL!!!! in more ways than one another thing that is DISRESPECTFUL is just blatantly sending pics of th
Fu-baby
I was drunk when the fu-sex happened and I was asleep during the Fu-birth..I need to do DNA testing!
Not Like This
POE: you are sexy how can a single brother get your number and call and get to know you more Not like this.
I'm Back.
Well, here I am. I got moved and still settling in . I love my new home. I moved just in time. There is a winter storm warning for tonight and tomorrow. I am so tired and have TONS to do. I missed some of you a lot. :P So......... Anyone miss me?
Bull Shit!
I did a google image search of "Thug Life", and instead of a bunch of pictures of me, there was some Two Pack fag!
They Made Me Lol
So, today was my mother's check up with the surgeon. Weight is staying up due to her eating almost constantly, which is what we want. Blood pressure fine, etc. etc. Her aneurysm felt bigger so he scheduled a CT scan for next week. He still can't believe she is alive. She is a feisty one. He told her she needed a good vice and proceeded to ask what she thought about taking up chasing men. My mother politely looked at him and smiled. "No" she says. "Men are evil." he laughed and replied "You have a point." That's my lil mama. :D Bwahahahahaha!
The Digits
So I'm getting a lot of traffic on my page & in my shoutbox. I thought I'd share this one, because I know some of my FU friends can have some fun with it. ATLBorn-Dr...: Just here to meet new people and make friendships.... ->ATLBorn-Dr...: well I don't know who you are, so you're a stranger to me ATLBorn-Dr...: U aren't a stranger....lol....and I really can't see u traveling to stalk me....can u? lol ->ATLBorn-Dr...: do you like giving your number out to strangers? ATLBorn-Dr...: hey, text me 803-295-2144 or yahoo messenger andre_d_wells
Our Very Own Springer Show
So Morgan and I were having this conversation about all the Auto 11s and Cherry Bombs being bought and looking at random people who have been buying lots of them. {no one we know personally} Imagine if you will, in 6 months time turning on the television one day to find "On the next Jerry Springer Show: I Done Ran Up My Credit Cards And The Wife/Husband Left Me Because Of Auto 11s And Cherry Bombs!" "Well, HawtLustyMILF promised to show me her NSFWs for a Cherry Bomb!" "StudMuffin said he would pick me over BigBabe69 if I bought him one of them thar Auto 11 Blings!" "I couldn't help it! I had sexyfinething on cam, hotmama4u on the phone, and BBWqueenthing's NSFWs. Them women done broke me!" "So many bewbs! I had to buy 10 bling packs this week alone!" "I traded my kids' food for a bling pack and ticker message!" /DED
The Adventures Of Stacie..
Okay, so it's a lame subject..but I do feel kind of proud of myself. As everyone who actually reads my blogs, you know all the trouble I've had with my laptop. The last thing that was told to me was that Limewire was a "virus waiting to happen", that even though my charger stayed plugged into my laptop before they replaced the motherboard it was fine now...I just have to keep an eye on it...whatever, it shouldn't have been messed up but I can deal. Plus I was told that my keyboard had to be replaced. I was NOT told that I would have to put it on myself until I got home from work. My keyboard came today. I was sure that my stepdad would have it already put on for me, since he said he was going to....but he didn't. So I come home and have to take a laptop apart. I've never so much as taken a computer apart, so a laptop was/is a whole new experience. I didn't want to screw anything up, seeing as how it was/is my only way of getting on here. I have to say that it's not as easy as I
Going Walkabout.....
I won't be online at all of next week (or as my other personas)...heading out camping in the bush to get away from the yuppies, tourists and rude people at this coastal resort holiday town i call home. No tv, computer, Mp3...just my mobile. Just letting you all know just incase you gave a fuck and noticed.
Hrmmm
I turn on my yahoo for the first time since the end of last month. I don't really know why I haven't been on there, but oh well. I have a few offline messages. Most of them are from my friends, just saying good morning. One of them was from someone I have blocked on here. I'm not sure if I should send them an IM or not. The reason I blocked him from here was because he made me feel like shit. If I didn't tell him thank you right after he sent something I'd hear about it. If I used my money and blinged someone else, I'd hear about it. He was making me feel like I was an object, not a person. He would even send me texts saying he missed me...even though we'd talked that morning and it was only the AFTERNOON. I don't know..maybe I blocked him too soon...but every single time I tried to talk to him about it and how he was making me feel, he would just say "whatever". Not even let me finish a thought to him.   But another thing I got when I signed on to Yahoo.....a friend request. I thoug
New Friend
add this guy, he`s a friend of mine that just signed up for the fu; http://www.fubar.com/user/3081273   thanks
Killer Cricket Caught!!!
All right, As most know I had a crazy weekend filled with friends/ family in town and birthday parties, all went well and they all found it extremely hilarious that I STILL have cricket! So Saturday, Im driving around getting last min. things for the bday parrty.... and Some how I inadvertently left a pack of diaper wipes open in the truck....... guess what was in the box when i came out of the store?!?!!? You bet ya CRICKETS! I was soooooo excited! In the middle of the parking lot i slowly and quietly took the box of wipes outta my truck and turned them loose on the hot asfault..... THEN .... I smited them with my flip flop. *sighs with content* SO i think i found away to get rid of them,,,,, all friends and fam laughed at my happiness, and so did the crickets..... None of them will get in the wipe box again.... SO im stuck with i think 5 ... untill i find a way to kill them all. Ps, the upskirt no pantie shot Seamus sugeted ... didnt work.     6/11/09   SO the wet s
I'm Going Crazy!!!!
Someone shoot me please?
Drawing A Total Blank...
So, i feel the need to write, it helps me to feel better, sometimes. I don't really know whats plaguing me.. i should be totally thrilled. At the end of the month, i will have 2 of my very favorite people, coming in from out of state to visit me. Carly (best friend since grade school) is coming in from Boston, to celebrate her birthday with me. Tony (mike hunt) will be here too.. i'm so excited about it!!! But, i feel tired today, and not in the happiest mood. i suppose we're all entitled to those days.. and no... its not PMS!!! So i'm done whining, and i wont advertise this, cause i dont feel like dealing with people's negativity today. If you should read this, sorry for boring you.
To Myhaters...
FOR MENTIONING MY NAME TO OTHERS THAT DONT EVEN KNOW ME...HENCE MAKING ME FAMOUS...FOR ALLOWING ME TO HAVE POWER OVER YOUR THOUGHTS.....EMOTIONS...N MAKING ME THE CENTER PIECE OF EVERY CONVERSATION U HAVE WITH UR DRINKING BUDDIES...FUCK..I EVEN CONTROL UR HEALTH...I MAKE UR STOMACH TURN..N I EVEN GIVE U A HEADACHE AT THE MERE THOUGHT OF "ME"...LMAOEVERYTIME U SAY MY NAME OUT LOUD..I SMILE..FOR ITS A CLEAR INDICATION OF MY POWER N CONTROL OVER UR LIFE.....(WHATEVER THAT IS)....U ME STRONGER.. IM PROUD TO BE DIFFERENT..TO BE A LEADER...OH HOW IT SUCKS TO BE U!!!.... to my haters:...I REALIZE U HAVE 1 ADVANTAGE OVER ME...U CAN KISS MY FVCKIN ASS...N I CANT!!!
Livin' A Treme' Life
Once in awhile, the pain in the ass travel schedule I work with has its perks. As luck would have it, my job requires me to be in New Orleans later this week. If you've read this -http://fubar.com/blog/288396/1058011 - then you'll understand my affinity for the place.So I'll be arriving late Wednesday night and will probably stop off at Frenchmen Street for some jazz. Then Thursday night, off to Vaughn's to listen to Kermit Ruffins.Thursday is my birthday - my real birthday not my internet birthday - so I can't wait to celebrate by listening to one of my favorite performers!Who wants to dance? All aboard!
Hes Got A Set Of Balls!
Seriously do they read my status? Im so changing my name to PREGNANT EVIL BISH!!   hello...is your submissive behaviour as good as your outer appearance? i message you, because i have seen you while i was roaming arround the profiles...i am looking for an online-sub. when you are interested in bdsm related chats, cam-to-cam chats, tasks, exercises and when you would like to know more, just send me a message. it would be really nice to talk with you about this...have you ever thought about serving someone? to serve someone mentally or sexually... to take care about somebodys needsto talk with me about mental or sexual desires... to act as submissive for me. a dominant who tells you what to do, how to react and that takes care of your submissive needs if you have some?to please me mentally or sexually... to act as submissive on command... to know how it is to serve as submissivetake a look at my profile and blog. i am sure you will like what you see there. exspecially my bdsm related p
Hmm....
going to play pool with a guy friend from work... cleavage shirt or not? that is the question!
Dead White Man....
Okay damn, I know I have Irish ancestry, Russian, Scottish and several other "Caucasian" races but I am seriously doubting the correctness of this look alike thing..Um yea I look most like Patrick Swayze...wtf LMAO So I look like  dead white man? Justin timberlake? Okay we have the same name but I do not look like a skinny white guy Damn I look like a white man? WTF haha
Insecurities
Everybody has 'em. Not everybody makes 'em other people's problem though. It is for the above reason that not too many days ago, I was told I should "play it ditzier and dumber"...you know, so men didn't feel inadequate. It is for the above reason that people manipulate, lie and cheat...and then use the other person as their excuse for their action. It is for the above reason that people on the receiving end of domestic abuse blame themselves...because the abuser makes sure they know it's their fault...they don't understand, they make them feel bad...blah blah fucking blah. It is the above you see in action every bloody day on this website and, yes gasp, in actual real life. People making other people feel bad because they can't live with themselves.   And yes, it is very different from calling someone on their bullshit.   Own your actions. Own the consequences. Or fuck off.
The Winning Submission:
Helly was desperate. And - not in her usual desperate way. She knew she couldn’t go down to the local community college and pick up a virgin to solve her dilemma, as she so often did in the past. No -this was different. This was serious. She had the best of intentions. Her mom wanted her to buy a house. Real Estate means security. Mom knew baby girl couldn’t count on her amazing tits to bail her out of trouble indefinitely. Helly bought a dream home. Here she was, sitting alone in the living room of the 6 bedroom Victorian she’d signed for two months ago. Interest rates skyrocketed and the adjustable rate mortgage had quickly doubled in payment. The realization that the mortgage was beyond her ability & the forecast of even higher rates, settled on her like a dark cloud. She knew she had to act. She mummed for advice. Fubar never let her down in the past. The fubarians advised her to take in boarders, collect rent, and maintain the home. It was a close vote. Sell
Auction Winnings One - Pie And Peacey
Someone please remind me to kick Boops' arse for this? Thanks.   Soooo Pietaster gets: 1min of calling him a cocksucker 3 great things about America...without sarcasm Peacey gets: 1min rant entitled 'why Hellyion should be blocked ending in a booboopeedoo' Helly appears to have SWANNED THE HELL OFF, so here goes: Three great things about America 1. Dr Seuss. I think he's yours. I hope he's yours. If he's not this list is going downhill fast. Fuggit, I'm rewriting history and giving him to you if he's not. Dr Seuss has made more people laugh than any other person I can name. Best person ever. He's yours. Even if ya don't want him. 2. George Washington. Also yours. Pretty sure on that. One of the greatest minds, and human beings, to ever live. SHUP about his teeth already, he gave you a country. And I'd put him up against that weedy Abe Lincoln any day of the week. Some men are great regardless of their time, some men are made great by their time. Washington is the former, Lin
The Bitch Buys Credits With Her Welfare Money
I just wanted to say that the people that buy credits with welfare money are despicable trailer trash. And above being lezzies preying on scorned women that are vulnerable is the lowest form of insensitivity. And to boot, they use it to purchase pimp hands to temporarily silence those people that call their hand and do not agree with their disgusting life style.
Break Up Cake.
So it's obvious things aren't working out with the latest lady friend. She didn't actually make the full 90 days. That being said I'm still not mature enough to talk about the relationship with her which of course makes break ups awkward. roK said I can't do it by text but if I want I could hire a singing break up telegram gorilla. I imagine they're everywhere in The Village. Then in a fit of pure brilliance, she came up with the "break up fudge cake" (chicks dig cake), but we figure only gives me about 5 words. Any suggestions?
Update
Hey   Just came back from Docs... Kidney function has risen slightly ... not as fast or as high as he would like to have seen but it has gone up (y) I am going back to lab tomorrow and will be monitored for the next Month at least closely One thing I got totally wrong on last visit was I understood that my kidney function was at 60 % ...wrong I had lost 60% and was operation at 39%. I am kind of glad I did not know that earlier. Without a doubt emergecy dropped the ball and should have known this and NEVER had let me go home with that kind of loss but I guess screaming and yelling about this is not going to help me.The other thing I was told is to suffer this kind of kidney failure after an infection and or stones is not normal and highly unusual this was and is significant kidney failure. I can already tell I am going to have a fight with my doctor making him understand I had been complaining about pain and discomfort in that exact kidney area for a very long time and that I s
Blocked
So I get blocked by this guy that I was commenting Spin After he comments me....What is my " kind " he speaks of.. ?        
Celebrating Mom!
If you have been a friend of mine for at least a year, you might remember me losing my mother last October.  This Saturday, Oct. 16, will mark the 1st anniversary of her passing after an almost 12 year battle against breast cancer.  How ironic that she passed during breast cancer awareness month.  I think about her often and remember, as if it was yesterday, watching her take her last breath in my family room with everyone who loved her at her bedside.  She was the toughest person, not just woman, I have EVER known.  One of the things she insisted upon until her final days was to enjoy life.  With that being said, I will try to do just that by running a famp, rang, and auto 11's on Saturday to remember and CELEBRATE her life.  Please stop by to say hello as this is the first time I will be running all three together AND might even throw in a bombing at some point during the day.  Thank you for reading this and IT IS TIME A CURE IS FOUND FOR THIS HORRIFIC DISEASE!
Hi.
Now that my blog is friends only (so my bouncer bitching doesn't get me blog banned, or worse), you can have these: Yahoo: theamandamentality (@yahoo.com) Skype: theamandamentality (@gmail.com)   I'll probably go public again when I've buried this nice and deep.             [That's what she said.]
So If There's Going To Be A "rapture" Why Isn't It On Sunday?
God might be omnipotent and all-powerful, but the way He's been so hands-off with this planet for so long, I would think the most efficient way of rounding up His followers would be to wait until Sunday, when they're all in church.   Unless! Unless He's not interested in any of those people.   (don't mind me, I'm a blasphemous agnostic with a juvenille tendency to mock things)
Dipshit Part Deaux
  Buzz:   sh*t faced! Level: Rock Star (20) Gender: Male, 27 Location: Woodridge, IL Status: Ya thats right im a firefighter And a paramedic...ill save your life twice!     11:03pm juggalofir...: do little dicks make you laugh? 11:03pm Kloverlynn: yes i like to light them on fire nd watch them burn 11:04pm juggalofir...: mines 4inches is that big? 11:05pm Kloverlynn: for a 7 year old yes 11:05pm juggalofir...: im 27 11:05pm Kloverlynn: 20 years late 11:06pm Kloverlynn: its the lead in the paint you fuckheads use
Rebels Lounge Song Request
My Friends Are Awesome!!
JUST A QUICK THANK YOU TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO HELPED ME WIN MY CONTEST FOR THE HAPPY HOUR!!!YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!!!!I LOVE YOU ALL!!! MY HAPPY HOUR IS SCHEDULED FOR THURSDAY THE 27TH AT 8PM EASTERN TIME...MWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ♥BABYGIRL♥
Tips For Fubar Survival.
....so I'm bored and need something to write...Things have been pretty much quiet around here these days, so at least I've seen and noticed, which is usually a good thing I guess, until the quiet gives way to chaos...or better yet, something or someone finally blows up...recently I was contacted by someone that made a fake profile because they were intimidated to actualy come forward with linked proof and information that two of the top 10 scores on the site as well as another wanna-be bouncer & scripter are alledgedly cheating using programs and fake accounts or at least are aware of them being used on their pages. They (more than one after the first one, mind you) came to be under alias names because they were afraid to have me on their lists because of the fact that they were being actually threatened that they would be hacked by other members of that family that they were involved with. Imagine that? You can't have someone on your list because ... why is that again? .... that's rig
Slave Tryouts ....
SO I HAVE BEEN TALKIN TO SOME OF MY PEEPS AND WONDERING IF I SHOULD GO INTO THE SLAVE BUSINESS ..U THINK I GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A SLAVE??? LET ME KNOW...
Asking For Stuff
You know i hate when people ask me for stuff. I really do. But its ok to hate me back cause HINT HINT Me wants one damnit.... God, i have sunk lower than i ever have before. No i havent.... Wait till Happy Hour before giving me my plane. There, thats the lowest. Hehe Hate me? I do. :P
Playing Emo...
today sucks...I'm pretty sure tomorrow is going to suck too... Why do people feel the need to tell me to "think positive"?
Boobs For Sale
I am selling my boobs, literally COME BID ON MY PANCAKES AND I WILL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE!!! They aren't much, but they are all I have
Da Freaks...dey Want Me!
Ok again had to save this convo somewhere since it cracked me up so here it is. BTW if you are reading this keep in mind I have never talked to this chick ever! ->candy_88: I was too actually candy_88: i was serious thanks ->candy_88: How big is that vibrator? You running it all the way inside of you? ->candy_88: Well it tastes like pennies...I know...big let down right there but to this day I can never look at the change from McDonalds the same ya know. candy_88: damn i have to use my vibrator again candy_88: yea but have you ever eatin a woman and she squirted i'm curious how it tasted i get into watchin porn and thats my fav squirters and it looks like urine i know they say its not but what do u think ->candy_88: I live in Indiana hun so your a lil ways away from me candy_88: so you live where ->candy_88: squirten's hot....nothin wrong with that at all candy_88: yea i squirt sometimes too so you better wear a raincoat ->candy_88: cotton in my ears huh? B
Bambi Meets Flower
One of the cutest parts of the whole movie. i'm actually going to watch it right now on VHS. =D
Bitch Please
i'm currently fucking Reeka in the ass, just wanted to share that with you all fine people
Just Lost A Friend.
I just got a shout that said "thanks for being my friend and never getting to know me". This person NEVER said anything to me. They'd come to my page and do nothing. I honestly forgot that they were on my list. I'd started to think that they were just some bar tab stalker. Anyone that really knows me, knows that I'm not one to start a conversation. I'll be more than happy to talk to you if you start it though. Doesn't mean I don't like you, just the way I am. I don't really know why this person is getting to me. I need to realize that there are people that are like me and they don't really start conversations first. I'm getting that with Mel, lol. I start conversations with her. [sigh]
The Daily News
misterfeet and aliendogstar will ekick your ass if i tell them too shawty apparently would bang me if i get a mohawk i hate the mumms now and candi is mental aaaaaaaaaaand i love you ps cocaine is vitamins for hotel soap oh yes and John is my baby daddy
I Iz Point Whoring :o
This Saturday (2/28) I will have another cherry bomb so if you would like an album bombed just let me know. I iz point whoring since I haven't been on much lately. But I did quit smoking!! Yay me. If you know of anyone that will have auto 11's Saturday please let me know or just shout me on Saturday. Hope everyone is well and I will see you all this weekend. xoxoxo, Trish
Because Someone Told Me To
So during a conversation in the MUMMs, someone suggested I do this.   Out of pure curiousity...   Who wants a weird, fucked-up, insane Englishman staying with them later in the summer when he goes over to the US for a hopefully extensively long holiday?
Randomness V2
I was looking at the happy hour and the first thing that popped in my head was.... "She's old...there is NO way her body looks like that" You'd think with as much money as she spends on here, she'd have enough friends. She wouldn't have to have someone edit her face on another person's body. Another thing....she's fuMarried, to her "R/L" boyfriend....this makes no sense to me at all. He's half her age. I mean it does kind of make sense. He's using her. My status isn't working out for me. I haven't gotten one offer, lol. That's fine though. I wouldn't pay the $50 bucks to be "married" to me either. I'm sending my laptop back tomorrow. I'll be gone, at the least, a week. Knowing Dell, it will be a month and a half. Maybe my Mom will let me on her computer some. I doubt it. I honestly think they think I have no clue what I'm doing with computers. Just try not to miss me too much, lol.
The Becoming!
FRUIT WARS: The Becoming!   a long long time ago (like 20 min ago) In a Small Patch Far Far Away (a Bulletin by AsH.Weenie) A War Began (The Fruit Wars)   One Day Lady Watermellon Arose From a Shelter Underground That she was Hiding in Since a Previous War Between The Fruits. As She Glanced around her surroundings She Ponders "WTF Dammit WHere is Everyone" Within A second Later. The Evil Stealth Banana Jumps From a Tree And Attacks The Watermellon (ooooo Big Fight Scene!! lol) they fight and battle it out (All Matrixy And Shit lol) And The Banana Says To the Watermellon "Join Me on the chemically Enhanced Fruit Side! Or Be Killed!" (THe Bad Side) The Watermellon Thinks For a Minute and a Loud Pop Noise Is Echo'ed Around Them And The Watermellon Rolls Away! to Later Meet Up WIth Her Friends!... The Banana Goes Back to the Bad Side and Ponders With His Evil Warrior Fruits!..     Banana: Freezie Pop Watermellon: AsH.Weenie Mango: theresnosafetyontheseguns Apple: FEISTY
Saying How I Feel
I wanna vent a little bit. I have been in several real life debates lately about some of these issues. I wat to also say thisis NOT an invite for a republicanvs dems showdown   I am politically consrvative..but I am rather liberal when it comes to social issues. I am for gay marriage..I feel they should be able to because quite frankly our government should be more concerned about people sneaking into our country and mooching than who is fucking who behind closed doors. I also feel that the goevernment should not have a say over a womans uterus.     I ALSO wana ask why religion is such a fucking factor in the government. It is bullshit. Religion is yet another thing they should not be worried about..as not everyone carries the same religous views so how is it in any way pertinent.   I am done with the rant..just had to get it out there BTW (h) you fuckers ;)
Bceowcbkss Blackmail
bceowcbkss was such a great time...thankfully i found a whole bunch of pix from there that are now in my shiny new blackmail folder....are you in it?
Dana V
So... Once again I'm muzzled. Got globals yanked, which I could deal with.  But along with globals my ability to even comment in MuMMs is likewise gone. This renders the site utterly useless to me for entertainment purposes. I'm restricted to SB, and creating friends only MuMMs, Bulletins, or Blogs. And once I create one, I can't even follow up comment on my own shit. So my little friends list, do I.. Ride it out this time to see how long it takes to be restored, and just not mess with Fubar that much until I'm cleared Or Delete myself yet again and create Dana V  
Alopecia
Yoni Wolf, formerly known as 'Why?, was a member of cLOUDDEAD, and is a founding member of the band that bears his former moniker.  'Alopecia' is the third album the band's released.  Mixing hip-hop, electronica, folk and indie-rock, it's got to be one of my all-time favorite albums.  If you ever read any of my blogs and think "Hmm, I might listen to that thing kins likes", then I implore you to try this cos it's freaking excellent.
Nsfw Images On Comments, Blogs, Mumms, Profiles, Etc!
  If you are posting PORN or overly NSFW comment tags on people's profile you will be either deleted or suspended from leaving comments for a week. If you have multiple accounts, we will suspend all of your accounts and/or delete you. This is clearly posted on the site. NSFW content must be marked. Comments, blogs, bulletins, stash, etc, etc. fall under this.   If you are reading this blog because you are getting an error message when you post comments, bulletins, blogs, etc, I would rethink about the content you're posting. You are suspended for violating this policy. You are more than welcome to put your favorite NSFW content in a photo album and mark it NSFW. If you are a repeat offender, your profile will be deleted. The majority of people here do not want to be forced to look at soft porn when cruising the site.  If you see someone who is abusing their comment privs, please report to a bouncer.
Light Him On Fire?
InnerRage: lol j/kSuga LipsTM: wow dude..InnerRage: lol ya baby girl i got your vics....Suga LipsTM: uh wow..you own the Vicks company?InnerRage: its all good i know i got your medicine for that cough.....Suga LipsTM: this is a joke, right?InnerRage: baby girl its all good i know what you like though....Suga LipsTM: um...you are?InnerRage: baby you know im doing more than that....Suga LipsTM: umm..are you talking to me?InnerRage: maybe not in the world but i can light your fire......     He wrote some lame hot or not MuMM and then got in my box.
Blame That Bish Witchie....
I was reading everyone elses blogs.....I wasnt sure if i should do one bit here goes...(you know the rules)   1. I love to watch porn like normal people watch tv. 2. I have THE WORST fear of rejection ever...It almost borders on paranoia 3. I miss New York City.( i was born and raised in Brooklyn) 4. I love sports...Basketball football..et al. 5. I love to people watch. 6. No matter how ugly people think themselves to be, i try and find inner beauty in all things 7. My favorite food is pasta made in all forms. 8. I love to push the limits during a sexual encounter..(choking, slapping, pulling hair..etc)...I like to come away more bruised than when i started...... 9. I hardly wear clothing inside my house...... 10. I listen to every form of music imaginable......You would be suprised at my musical tastes and i love to sing offkey....  
Bad 24 Hours
So last night my kids were running around my room playing tag.  They ran past the night stand and took out my Blackberry.  Now it won't charge and the screen is cracked.  This morning I go to start my laptop and get the Blue Screen of Death.  Turns out the motherboard fried during last night's thunder storms when the power surged. All of my pictures and music on that computer are gone.  Back up people!! A few minutes ago my ex-brother in law stops by with his kids and yellow lab.  The dog slams in to the entertainment center and knocks down the 56" flat screen....SMASH!!!!!  Screen is shattered.  He's going to buy me a new one but it will be a few weeks since he's broke right now. Verizon still hasn't figured out why the home phone isn't working.  The people I bought this place from still had a rotary phone system so they might have to dig up the yard and install new cables. If one more thing goes wrong I'm taking hostages!!!
Smash Boobs
You know who's awesome? (Besides YOU of course. ;)) That mandaSMASH lady. She's super fantastically amazingly awesome. :D You should rate her. She might show you some boobs if you do. (I can't guarantee they'll be hers, but still--they're boobs.) So, yeah...rate her HOARS!!  
Strange Fu-happenings
Something strange is going on in fu-land lately...alien invasion, perhaps?   Mel is whoring and trying to become blast queen and dethrone Misfit. J is now whoring. Helly is being NICE. Sproet is being a bitch. Misfit sent me a friend request with a love note in the message. Misfit added me to her family and I expect a fu-proposal soon (sorry DP.)     I am very scared for my fu-life at this point.   There Lord, I blogged, are you happy?   Mr. Adorable: it's SODA!!!!!
Sexually Superior?!?!?!?!
Today's set up....   We all know the type... The person that LOVES to talk about how amazing they will sex you. Now, Im talking about the person that you have random unimportant conversations with. Not someone you are interested in, have gotten to know, and then move onto sexual exploration conversations. These arent the convos where you are trying to find out what your interest likes and dislikes. Im talking about the dude/chick that will shout you or you happen to run into at the coffee house... and after the customary hellos, they ALWAYS find away to get their sexual talents brought up. You try to ignore it or even laugh it off and try to move onto another subject, but for these people their incredible sexin is their main topic. Online, they may write blogs about it. They love to tell you how they are far superior to all the other men/women you have been with.   OK, now that i have explained who todays topic is about.....   Have you ever given this person a chance? Does this t
The Worst Futard I've Seen Around Here In Quite Some Time..
You know. I've seen a lot of crazy around here over the years. And every now and then, you get someone so mindless and stupid and downright abusive to people that it just needs to be addressed. -Again-. Apparently people don't talk anymore unless it's about who's fucking blinging who, who's shit is faved, who's cheating on who with what and being shady and shit with Family Famp Adds. Apparently people don't look out for each other anymore. Everyone seems to just be out for themselves for the most part, with rare exceptions. This is the reality around here for what seems to be quite some time now. This bullshit climate around here allows people like the one featured in the link below (no, unlike the past, you can't say names of people in your blogs, in case anyone didn't realize this...so don't blame me or think I'm being too fucking nice..I'm not, I'm just playing by the "new" rules around here..) to run fucking wild. Why? Because most everyone's priorities are completely fucked up, th
Number Two
I just returned from my second 5k walk... I had 3 personal goals. 1. Finish 2. Under an hour 3. Not to be last. I did the first two, I was last though. But I will say this...the amount of support I got as I neared the finish line was heart warming, it made tears well up in my eyes. People who cheered me on after they finished running it and I was just finishing lap one, were there for my finish...it made my chest tight...which meant I needed my inhaler LOL My nephew walked with me for the first 2.6 miles, then I let him run the rest while I walked...and he was amazing...he came back and cheered for me and walked to the finish with me :) I am blessed.   Maybe a hair insane too, cardio kick boxing class in in and hour LOL Go big or stay home, right? My time for the first 5k was 1:03.54....this one was 59.34...If I keep shaving 4 min off I will be running them in no time :D   Pardon my pride, but I am mighty freakin pleased with myself. I went from sedintary to finishing a
Fuckstain
caught it from witchie...   I had no better word to use   remember when people read these and had a good time? interacted and then did them on their own?     so ask me a question any question and I will answer within reason and then post a blog asking your friends the same
Free Bling And Gifts!!! *while Supplies Last
Like my artpage on Facebook and I'll bling ya! OR send you one of my blank note cards FOR FREE!!! www.facebook.com/greeningdrivecreations   Make sure you message me after you've LIKED to let me know your fubar user name  OR if you'd like a FREE note card code! If you would like to see my note card designs that are available currently please visit; www.greeningdrivecreations.artfire.com  and click on the shop section "Note Cards, Blank" they are tagged with the "free gift" promotions tag :)   I will be printing more designs to blank Note Cards in December and I update my FB artpage and studio at least once per week (usually Tuesday's)   HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!   xxoo ~Summer
A Friend Turned Stalker... Within A Matter Of Mins,lol ( Im Ariesbabe- Jade, And He Is Caliitali420 Aka Italian Stallion)
caliitali420 (7:15:08 PM): caliitali420 (7:16:10 PM): i wont bother next time im you ...........bye AriesBabe1984 (7:16:17 PM): huh AriesBabe1984 (7:16:18 PM): ? AriesBabe1984 (7:16:24 PM): wats wrong? caliitali420 (7:16:53 PM): i just said i wont bother iming you next time cuz u never wanna talk so i wont waste me time is all caliitali420 (7:17:05 PM): night AriesBabe1984 (7:17:08 PM): i do talk,. but when im on during the day im at work AriesBabe1984 (7:17:17 PM): and when im at work, i cant talk much AriesBabe1984 (7:17:20 PM): i have to work AriesBabe1984 (7:17:30 PM): and now im home, and i have been talking AriesBabe1984 (7:17:37 PM): but im also doing other things caliitali420 (7:17:48 PM): u havent been talking to me ive been waiting AriesBabe1984 (7:18:02 PM): and ur nice 2 chat too... but u keep saying, id sleep better if u were here..... caliitali420 (7:18:28 PM): ok AriesBabe1984 (7:18:31 PM): well.. ive been at work.... and i feel tired AriesBabe1984 (7:1
My Sons Life Depends On It...please Read....this Is No Joke!!!
Appointment with doctor went well...Change in plans as they cannot put my son on the donor list we have to find a live donor....Can you please help me to get the word out here....The surgery will take place in about 6 months..It will be done like no other ever preformed...Normal kidney transplants kidneys stay in the body...With Shawn they have to remove them as his kidneys are his disease...They will then put the new kidney in the front versus the back...The surgery being prefomed is referred to as an unconventional surgery being as it has never been attempted and therefore it is really expermental...My son is the oldest alive with this disease and the doctors are amazed at that..They beleive that if we remove the kidneys from his body it will work but because he is not in kidney failure he will be needing a live donor....Please help me by reposting to all your friends..I just dont know what to do or how to go about all this so I am asking Jesus to please guide my fingers and to pleas
Contest Over!!!!
AIGHT, SO WITH 69,633 TOTAL COMMENTS. WHICH IS THE COMBINED TOTAL OF 34,733 FRIEND COMMENTS, 2200 IN RATE COMMENTS DUE TO THE FACT THAT SHY ONLY GOT 22 RATES, AND 30,000 IN BRIBES COMMENTS FROM HER HARDCORE FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND FANS. BRIBES INCLUDING PICS, .WAV FILES, AND ONE KICK ASS BOTTLE OF RUM!!!! THE WINNER OF THE "MY FRIENDS ARE MORE HARDCORE THAN YOURS!!" CONTEST IS.... RAZZAMAPPLE!!!!!! CONGRATS AND SHIT, YOUR FRIENDS RULE!!! NOW BEFORE ANY OF THE REST OF YOU CAN BITCH, WHICH I KNOW A FEW OF YOU ARE GOING TO DO, REMEMBER THIS WAS MY CONTEST. I DON'T GO BY CHERRYTAP GUIDELINES FOR MY CONTESTS, SO DEAL WITH IT. EVERYONE ELSE GETS A CORVETTE SO ENJOY!! THANKS FOR A KILLER CONTEST, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE RESULTS DELETE ME. THE REST OF YOU ALL PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NAKED AND ROCKING IN KEY WEST!!!
The Real Crisis Of Today's America.
here's something a little more normal and alot more real for you all to take in, it's not Fu related so if you came here for that, sorry... ..this has been out of control for quite some time now and isn't going to end any time soon. The high cost of fuel is responsible for higher prices for just about everything that needs to be transported or created that we consume. From that plastic water bottle to that loaf of bread that we eat. It seems as though the doomsayers who predicted this would happen about 10 years ago were correct in their assumptions about this very thing. And it's not just here, it's worldwide. ..combine that with the corruption of the politicians, and the need and greed of large corporate America, once the safe haven for job security in this country that has outsourced 75% of its' jobs in the midwest "Rust Belt" out to Mexico and overseas. It makes things very, very diffucult. Folks, we are headed for the 2nd Great Depression. If you're reading this you
Our First Visit To A New Park (true Story) (straight)
First Visit to a New Park "True Story" (straight) After a few visits to the same park, we agreed to meet at a new park, which we had talked about. She didn’t want to go to the same park, too often as a couple, with her being married too. Once at the park, we drove into the park a couple miles. We left our cars at a pull off and walked down a path. The path wound along a creek, for half a mile or so. Seeing a nice big sand bar across the creek, we took off our shoes to wade across. She had brought a blanket, which we spread over the ground. I pulled off my shirt and laid down on my back. She laid down next to me and snuggled up close, cuddling and kissing. After a while, she moved to sit on top of me, at my waist. I reached up slipping her dress over her head. She surprised me, by wearing a new pair of Blue Lace panties, which she bought just for today. I pulled her face to mine, kissing her. She moved her kissing to my neck, then down to my shoulders and across my chest. She kep
Remember Me?
Just sayin. Don't want you guys to forget about me. :P PS, No i can't answer you.
Cocks
WOrking nights all alone, I have tons of "me" time, and recently I've started trying to figure out my emotional distancing from people, and my attitude towards men. I have a most loving and wonderful husband in the world that I would give my arm for, and yet I am still indifferent to his sweetness. ANd I think I have figured out why...I can't treat him like shit. While I have never been burnt or hurt by men, I have encountered a lot of entitled, selfish assholes. I felt it was my duty to put them into their place, let them know they are not special, not all that, not flawless. I would go out with a guy, make snippy remarks about his bragging, let him know that I think and know that he is a lowly dog, and try to ruin his self esteem one by one. Once I went out with a guy that was in his 20s, and a lil spoiled brat. He whined about me being mean to him, and I told him that I want to treat him like a dog that he is. He was trying to sweet talk me ofcourse, but that didnt wor
New Name
so...i don't hate penis anymore, now i just wanna see your tits
Wth????
· Ashley ™' has accepted your fuMarriage proposal! · friend Ashley ™ updated status: · misfit' has accepted your fuMarriage propos! Already a two timin' bish!
Starting Fresh
Just want to clear the air. I couldn't keep up with all my real friends because I had too many "extra" people on my friends list. And it was too much trouble to weed people out so I decided to start fresh. And I wanted to make sure I had fanned all of my good friends so it was easier to start over. Now I know I have rated and fanned my friends. No, I'm not mad at anyone. I'm trying to add everyone back, but please feel free to send me a friend request. If you're reading this then I'm certain I want you on my list, I just probably haven't gotten to your page yet. Thank you for being understanding. I don't expect anything out of the ordinary. If you don't want me back on your list, that is understandable. I'm not going to force anyone or twist any arms. haha I really do ♥ my fu-friends.
Hahaha!
Larry Flynt Sues Nephews For Putting Family Name On "Inferior" Porn Posted 7 hrs ago Go get em Larry....how does one define "inferior porn" Source: huffingtonpost.com Quote: "LOS ANGELES - Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt has sued two of his nephews for selling their own line of adult movies under the same family name. Flynt accuses the nephews of producing pornographic films that are "inferior products" and "knockoff goods." Flynt said he filed the lawsuit Monday in U.S. District Court to protect his family name in the industry. "To come into the adult entertainment business and use my name not only confuses people who buy my products, but if..." Full story at huffingtonpost.com
Go Steelers!!
Hurray! I got my homework done in plenty of time to enjoy the super bowl. Wanna know how sad and pathetic I am? I will be sitting in my apartment watching the game by myself. Yeah, I have no life. I'm trying to decide if I should bust out the one person snacks or not. I was going to make some popcorn or have some chips and salsa. I had another reason to writing this blog, but I already forgot. Oh, I was thinking of busting out the liquor and getting blasted! haha just kidding. I think I might make a margarita or two. Ohhh and I can have my burritos and chips and salsa. This plan is coming together well! Can someone please entertain me. I'm terribly bored since I got my work done so quickly. And GO STEELERS!
It Would Be Nice If You Were A Little Less Insane.
Girl: Sugar? Sugar: Yes? Girl: You fucking cunt whore Girl: why did you feel it necesary to fuck with X? Girl: Cos you have a complex Girl: I'm just curious. Girl: Why you did it. Sugar: I contacted X because I suspected he might be my ex. Sugar: And I figured that, even if he wasn't, well, it was still worth writing. There are only a handful of good writers on the site. It's nice to meet them. Girl: was he? Girl: you ass cunt Girl: you knew he was my boyfriend Girl: and you wanted to fuck that up Girl: I hope you fucking die alone. Sugar: I wasn't aware that there was a rule against writing to people who have boyfriends. Girl: yes, there is. Sugar: or, *girlfriends. Girl: Was he your ex Sugar: Hrm? Girl: anser Girl: ,andwer Sugar: Are you asking if X is my ex? Girl: you cunt Sugar: If that's the question, no, I don't think X is my ex. Girl: if you dare to ever come around to my blog again Girl: I will fucking find a way to ruin you Girl: you use people Gir
What Happened Last Night?
I'm seriously asking what happened on here last night..if anything. I wasn't feeling well at all yesterday, and after working, I felt worse. I ate my dinner around 6:30 and thought to myself, 'I'll just take a little nap'. That didn't happen, I ended up sleeping until 9 this morning. Yes, that's only 8 minutes ago. I still feel like crap and feel like I could go back to sleep, but I'm not going to do that. I think I got enough sleep to last me days. What I really need to do is cough really good. Right now I'm coughing but it's like I can't ever cough hard enough. Still feels like I have something stuck in it. [sigh] I also think I should go make some coffee and then take my medicine. I'm suppose to take it twice a day, but seeing as I slept most of yesterday, I only took it once.I love you She-ra!!!♥
Who Is This??
Can any of you guys tell me who this chick is??? Thanks!
Well, He Asked...
Bottom to top. You know the deal.. My Shoutbox ->Hunky_Guy_UK: No. They are my sister's. She lets me borrow them from time to time. Hunky_Guy_UK: hi, are they yours?
Fucksplats,cuntdribbles And Religion
i have a cabling job today in a seventh day adventist church and school if anyone reading this has any religious tendencies, put in a word for me so the ceiling doesn`t collapse on me when i walk in the building thank you
Hindsight's A Bitch
You know when you get in to a habit of never doing something, even when you know you should, and it always coming back to haunt you when you don't?   I'm that way with stretching before exercise, never do it though I know I should. So here I am after 4 hours of football with a groin that feels like it's turned to mush, on both sides.   Ever try to limp when both legs aren't functioning? It doesn't go well let me tell you.
Lyrics
Bored, and listening to music, so here's the deal. Here are the opening lyrics to the next 5 songs that randomly played. no picking and choosing by me. If you get any of them without cheating, you're a genius (unless they turn out to be easy ones). Good luck.   #1 "See the stone set in your eyes, See the thorn twist in your side" U2 - With Or Without You (As said by Pedro) #2 "When you're taught through feelings[x4]" Lacuna Coil - Swamped #3 "Here I go out to see again, The sunshine fills my hair" Black - Wonderful Life #4 "Don't Tell me what's in, Tell me how to write" Dream Theater - As I Am  #5 "Beautiful - yet dangerous, Thermogenic luminous"  Type O Negative - Pyretta Blaze  
More Juvenile Stuff
can`t copy and paste it, it`s in first comment   next time you see me it might be with a friend request from a greenie
Stupid Fuckin Birds
never teach a bird to say something you aren`t prepared to listen to continuously. african grey has been saying " stupid birds" for 2 straight hours
Ugh...
Anyone know this annoying Woo chick? Seriously, she just runs around here whining all the time. Someone should really give her a beatdown.
I Am Green
Values:Intellectual AchievementsLogicCompetencyJoys:Personal AchievementIdeasMeeting ChallengesStrengths:ConfidenceLogicalProblem-solverNeeds:AutonomyTruth & FactsAccuracyFrustrations:UnfairnessIncompentenceNonsense RulesAt work you are conceptual and an independent thinker. For you work is play. You are drawn to constant challenge in career, and like to develop models, explore ideas, or build systems to satisfy your need to deal wth the innovative. Once you have perfected an idea you prefer to move on leaving the project to be maintained and supported by othersIn love you prefer to let your head rule tour heart. You dislike repetition, so it is difficult for you to continuously express your feelings. You beleive that once feelings are stated, they are obvious to a partner. You are uneasy when your emotions control you. You want to establish a relationship, leave it to maintain itself, and turn your energies back to your career.In childhood you appeared to be older than your years and
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Had my endoscopy yesterday doc found 2 "curious spots" that he biopsied...after asking me annoying questions He asked this "so they are pretty sure you have true lupus?" as opposed to fucking wha? The fake kind? and yeah after 5 years of testing positive for it I am pretty sure that is what I have then he asked "so you have had definite joint involvement" again wtf and when he asked which organs were involved..and I said my Central nervous system and kidneys..he says. well that is really only one organ   I wanted tostab the mother fucker he is lucky he gave me the Versed quickly *end rant*     PS where is drill I need to abuse someone  
Zombieland
Well, I was fortunate enough to score passes to a special screening of "ZOMBIELAND" tonight. I have to admit, I originally had no desire to see this film... ...but hey, it's FREE so why not? I'm glad I went. I was pleasantly suprised Now, I'm not a big "gore" fan, and the opening credits had PLENTY of it! Slow-motion shots of zombies eating flesh, chasing folks, and even a naked saggy tittied bloody zombie...in slow-mo... This was when I was thinking to myself, "Yep, another movie I'll be leaving halfway through..." Fortunately, the opening wasn't reflective of the rest of the movie. Sure, there was your mandatory zombie-brain exploding every now and then, but what I was TRULY shocked about this movie was it's humor... Woody Harrelson and the young kid playing the lead did an OUTSATANDING job. And I have to say bravo to the writers, I LOVE a quotable movie, and this fits the bill!!! I don't want to give away anything, so I'll keep my mouth shut (though look for the Twinkies
Juicy Rumors
not really.   So, I have this friend that I met a while ago through a VERY weird craigslist involved scenario. He is basically a 49 year old male RF, and is a total riot to hang out with. Being HUGE into various pranks, we really have a blast at other peoples' expense. THe time is usually spent riding his Harley and looking for trouble. With me cheating in the past, I introduced him to my hubby so he would be sure that there's nothin goin on. We had fun hang out all together, and hubbys noticed how much me and A are alike (thats NOT a good thing; if you are like me, that means you have all sorts of issues), so it entertained him.   Well, I left my jacket in A's car last time we hung out, and...his wife found it. They had a big talk, and he told his wife the WHOLE TRUTH about us. Which is that we are nothing but friends and havoc buddies. He does shit behind her back that she SHOULD be concerned about, but in our case, he is tellin the truth, and nothin but...he has been with her
Is There.....
Is there truely a man,that can see past what i want them to see.Is there a man that canlove me for being just me?not for what i look likebut see what is in my heart.Is there a man that can lookin my eyes and see the hungerthat is there.The hunger to just be held.cuddledbe told that im beautiful,and the man really mean itnot just telling me to gain access to other parts of my bodyIs there a man thatcan love me for just menot what they think they can get from me..not a man that will usenot one that will abuse.but a man that is a real manand will love me..
So Here
A minute ago i saw a status message stating "my wifey is awesome" and i decided instantly that i would like to shank that person. in the face. if ever i am stupid enough to get married again, someone please take me out, get me drunk, and put me in a room with a band until i've changed my mind... if i ever decide to marry someone who referes to me as his wifey, go ahead and shoot me. all hope of recovering my sanity will be gone at that point.   i am now roommate free. no more exhusbands and their former girlfriends living in this house. the silence is more than golden. yay for walking around however i please again. please, for the love of fuck, someone talk some sense into me should this option ever present itself again.   i tried to take a nap earlier but i was interrupted way too many times. it made me ill. this is why i need someone to nap with. they will be in charge of interruptions.   i have facebook. i get facebook updates on my phone. i hate when someone posts a lengthy s
Dear Cinnabon Corporation - I'm On To You!!
Anyone who’s watched my blog for long enough knows how much I dearly love airports and airplanes. The security lines … the crowds … the guy that hogs my 1/8th inch of armrest … but really it’s the overwhelming smells and the festering cauldron of germs that just seals the deal for me.Last month, while layed over in O’Hare for a couple of hours, I was reveling in the Friday evening business rush to get home. There were plenty of people to aimlessly cross in front of my path while dragging their oversized luggage behind. There were others to sneeze down the back of my neck. And yet even more people to fill the narrow corridors with flatulence and other bodily induced odors.In other words – O’Hare be stank!!But as soon as you round the corner between terminal 1 and 2 something magical happens. The air stops smelling like the locker room of a Sumo wrestling tournament and starts smelling like baked bread. The funk of 1000 half-digested bur
The Ultimate Hotties Coc
Ultimate Hotties Code of Conduct     PLEASE READ CAREFULLY!!!     1. All Ultimate Hottie Prospects must have a verified salute and 10 recently updated pics of yourself   2. All Hotties Must Be Female NO EXCEPTIONS, and CAN NOT be a member of another all girls group on fubar.   3. Must sign the COC (code of conduct) agreement below as a comment o"I AGREE " in order to be placed into voting   4. Shout Box & Fu Mail must be open to all Officers for communications .You may be able to set your profile to friends only if you have added all officers this allows us to communicate with you when necessary.   5. We would like if you added RideR ChulA and the home page to your top friends or fam to show support for her and the homepage ,but is not required.   6. All new Hotties will be assigned a Team Leader who we ask to be placed in top friends but don't have to be in top 7, but would be nice so you can represent the Hotties for more exposure. Putting your Team Leader into Fa
What's In A Name?
I see so many names scrolling by describing the profile owner as sexy, beautiful, hot, or phenomenal (ok, thats a stretch since most of the people on here can't spell phenomenal) but when I click on their picture I find a busted toothless wonder staring back at me. Has someone put out a false memo to these people telling them that by creating an internet profile, they are automatically all 10’s? That the rules of physical beauty have been altered in some way to now include them? Mind you, I am a “beauty is in the eye of the beholder” kinda gal. I think most people have something beautiful about them, be it physical, intellectual, emotional, or otherwise… But I know that isn’t what most of these people are referring to. I also see a lot of crazy, demonic, wicked (takes a bow), and Master floating around, and wonder… “really”? I mean what makes these people think they are these things or was it just something catchy. “Well Raven, pe
Update To The Blog About The New Site Changes...
This is what Easter Weekend 2010 on Fubar.com will be remembered for more than anything else. Feel free to post your comments here regarding the changes, as I do not filter them. With that, I am also making some updates as to the previous communication blog I posted: I turned everything back on. It’s functionality and use will be limited by me personally, but that’s just my own personal preference. For those of you who use Face book ( I don’t) I guess it will be easier to use. I do have a myspace for free and open discussion as well, just do a search for username JohnnyDevil if you feel you cannot communicate here freely or have something else you wish to say. The thing in the earlier blog about “not replying to non bling messages.” That was in regards to the 713 furonas clogging up my inbox. Since that stopped , I will go back to using that system as well for communication. It will still be slow, so I hope no one gets offended if instead of a day or
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I just wrote a long ass blog and it said my session was expired...wtf?  
Tuesday, May 4th 2010
6:57am - woke up. 7:21am - dressed and cleaned up. 7:22am - warming up the cadzilla. 7:23am - reading email. 7:23am - reading and approving comments/PM's on my fubar account. 7:24am - wilson asked if there was a tow truck in the driveway. no, it's just the cadzilla. lol! 7:28am - checking facebook. 7:29am - going into the office. 7:31am - i lied, noticed another couple emails i have to reply to. 7:32am - adding some adult comment sites to our fubar comment filters. 7:34am - reading and approving comments/PM's on my fubar account. 7:34am - ok now im really leaving. 7:35am - ok i lied again. buddy asked me if i received my cataclysm invite yet, and i hadn't. had to check battle net account, still nothing. 7:37am - ok im really leaving now. 7:54am - got to the office. stopped by venus cafe for breakfast to-go, but they were closed. wtf. 7:55am - reading and approving comments/PM's on my fubar account. 7:57am - time for some bob songs. 8:08am - cleaning up mobile tem
Rev!
I got sooooooooooooo excited at Rev activating his 'pimp hand' that I stood up suddenly and twisted my already sore ankle.... I iz so stupid!
The Contest Is Over!!
The contest is over!!! :D yay!! You all are incredibly amazing and I appreciate  everything you did.   I won the HH and the boomerang because of all  of you. xoxo   Taking time to thank people who kicked me in the ass and dragged me along when I didn't think I could win.   *Hellyion *The fuchead *Icon *Sherry *Witchie *Ninja *Misfit *Rev *Dud *MMMHmmmm *Comfortably Numb *Liverjuice *Rioislovely *Jasmine *Imy
Changes. They Have To Happen.
SPEAK UP!! DONT TAKE SHIT!! things i always say to people, yet i take it everyday, so here goes.   SO. it seems to be the week of rant blogs, but this was not triggered by them, this was triggered by things that happened this past weekend in my personal life. I was stuck in a very bad situation, that had the potential to get me hurt, or worse, but thats about all the detail i want to go into on here. Lets just say that watching peoples sanity crumble before my eyes, has put my brain into overdrive.   I realize that i let alot of things go, that i shouldn't. im passive with people in my life to the point that im a fucking doormat.  Saturday morning was the first time in my life that i called out a close friends bullshit. because that is what it was, pure bullshit. Shit did not have to go down the way it did. But everyone makes their own choices, and usually they dont stop to think how it affects the people around them.   In relationships im the same way, i always have been. If som
What's In A Name?
So she's changed her name half a dozen times, and she hovers in the top 20. But beneath the surface lies a shady lady that will smile in your face while she stabs you in the back. Sound familiar?   She seems to have gotten a little more brazen in her recent shenanigans.  She has been in the families of a lot of top members. Receiving their famp rates and points, while, as they thought, they were getting her rates as well. Was that the case? It appears no! One member actually caught her in the act of trying to re-add him to her family when he activated his God Mode. I personally realized she had removed me during her God Mode, while she got the rates from more than half a dozen famps from me over the last week. It seems she did the same to others as well. She then proceeded to “sell” those spots, but did the buyer receive them either? NO! She took their fu-bucks and proceeded to block them! Now, there are famp trades that last for the one famp, there are permanent trades (
Important Stuff!!!!!
Brian: "You're drunk."   Stewie: "You're sexy!"   I love family guy....and i might have drank everything in the house except the finger nail polish remover....
For A Rolex Paid At 9.55
GUESS A LETTER FROM A TO Z UNLIMITED GUESSES BUT 1 PER COMMENT ..IF U LET CLOWNS WIN AGAIN U GUYS ARE BUMS....SHES WON THE LAST 7 CONTEST INCLUDING 1 CHERRY AND TWO ROLEXES....I WILL NOT BE AROUND TILL 955...F NOONE HAS GUESSED BY THEN.......THE 1ST COMMENT WINS
Fraud And Referrals
Contrary to popular belief, you will NOT get reset if you and your spouse share a computer. The rumors are false...you can't believe everything you hear! However, fubar utilizes a fraud detection system that generates a daily report of all accounts that have fraudulently set up accounts under their own to generate points for themselves. Fubar will not tolerate this. We call this CHEATING. If you have created fake accounts to generate points at any time under your own account, the system will reset your level, points, and fuBucks. This is not arguable, nor is it reversible. If you choose to cheat...don't be upset when you get caught. Please, we urge you to play fairly and by the rulebook. If you can't remember those rules, please read the terms of service you agreed to when you registered with fubar.com as well as the fubar Bible. Party on. The Low Down on Missing Referrals! We do not credit for missed referrals. If you signed someone up and did not get credit, it c
Some People!!!
Wow I can’t understand this world sometimes! my son had a awesome bike we bought him a few years back got stolen last year when he was in summer school! That same month he gets told he has MS !! I fought hard to get him another bike! We got a bike from cknw as they had heard about his situation and wanting to help him stay strong they got him a new bike for his birthday! It was a sweet ass bike 1,400 Then my son goes out today to have a ride on his bike and someone follows him home he brings his bike in our home and this person just walks into our home and STEALS his bike Can u believe some people I am glad he was not hurt for his bike I just find this so disturbing that someone would have the balls to come in someone’s home and take the harsh thing is my son only came in to pee this was all done within a few minutes He must have been on crack!!!!!
Being Treated Well
How do you convince someone that being treated well is something we all deserve? How do you show them that their past does not deside what they deserve? These are hard questions and i have no direct answers or solutions. But i can say this from my own heart. Everyone deserves to be treated right, no matter what has been done in their past to them. I do understand how hard it is to accept good things when your use to such bad things. But breaking that norm while hard is the best thing for everyone. We all desire to be loved, and cherished, we desire a friend and a lover who is true to their ending breath. Yet when we have bad experiance after bad experiance we tend to see that as our norm. We tend to deside that its us creating the bad realtionships, when we are not the ones to blame. Our only blame is not seeing the truth, but even the truth can lay hidden for days, months, or years. And once we see the truth alot of times we try to convince ourselfs its not real. This is natu
Caption It | Vol.2 | 002
RFB’s Bi-Weekly Photo Blog Caption It (Start sending in your pictures and I will feature them in a round of "Caption It") I will be doing these bi-weekly now so keep an eye out! The name of the game is “Caption It” and the rules are simple. 1. Check out this blog twice a week for a new photo and hysterical captions. 2. Comment with a caption of your own! You could caption the photo in general or “quote” the person/people in it. (rude, funny, gross, sarcastic, political etc… ANYTHING GOES!) I will be making this blog NSFW so post whatever you like. 3. Have fun!!! If I can get enough people into it I will start awarding gifts for the best caption every week as voted on by the blog participants.
Band Name Game
ok with this game i will start out with a name of a band then you have to use the last letter of that band and name another band. then the next person uses the last letter of that band. ok? KISS.
Songs
Everyone has one song at least that brings a tear to their eye, what's yours? One of mine played a little while ago, and i'm bored so fess up. As for me, brothers in arms by dire straits always did it to me. I'm a sucker for songs dedicated and written especially for someone too.
How To Do A Salute Picture Tutorial
How do I make a Salute? Take a photo of yourself with the following information clearly displayed in the photo. 1. Your SCREEN NAME, 2. Your Member ID number, (which is located in the end of your URL address;http://fubar.com/user/1722991 ) 3. AND, the words: fubar The following items will be accepted as a complimentary addition to your salute: You wearing a fubar t-shirt or you in front of your fubar homepage (not your profile page or any other fubar page) that is CLEARLY visible. Photoshopped or any “type” print will NOT be accepted. Grainy and barely legible salutes will NOT be accepted. Salutes placed in a PRIVATE album will NOT be accepted. Examples of acceptable salutes: HERE ARE THE STEPS TO TAKE:
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Sometimes I think I am too nice. It's so easy to get your feelings hurt when you're too nice. I never set out to upset anyone, ask for too much, or be a bother. I think I need to learn to be a bit colder....tougher. I also need to stop trying to befriend people who obviously don't like me. I am just me. It's hard to be any other way.
I Have A Confessionto Make..lol
I just wanna take this time to say I appreciate all my friends on here. Especially my gorgeous female friends...lol, You guys are the ones that keep me alive. I normally use this site as a stress reliever and to let out some steam, but little do I realize that there are somethings that should be taken to heart, like the value of a true friendship among friends on here. There is this one special person I wanna thank for helping me realize the true value of friendship, even though it's online. She sure is an amazing woman Oh and dont expect to see a serious blog like this every now and then. This is the first and last..lol...now dont forget to... HOOOOOOOLLLLLLAAAAAAA
Fuck Man!!
Well good news is my car is ready.. It was the fuel pump. With towing parts,labor,oil change and coolant flush the grand total is 917.45.. wtf??? Happy Fucking New Year to me.. That was going to be my vacation monies to go to Vegas with Monica and Ms. Heather. end rant :/
Thank You
Well damn. Look at me... I would like to thank everyone. Too many to actually thank. My busiest day on Fubar ever. And i'd like to thank my new, and old friends. You guys were awesome. Yes i was up until 2:30am returning gifts. Lmaooo Next year, i'll be #1. I'm bring out the boobs... Special thanks to Vixen for my Happy Hour She does way to much for me, but i ♥ her anyways. :P http://www.fubar.com/user/714945 Ok i was going to use the "link me" button, but its gone weird... And Back To Reality for the Auto 11's http://www.fubar.com/user/23 Thanks for the awesome Bulletins by Alison, Fat Sonny, DevilGirl and Freak, Diana and Per. Goes to prove, i really do have the best friends on all of Fubar. Thanks.
Cleaning House
Hey all, it's that time again. Cleaning out my friends and family lists. If you don't talk to me on here, just delete me. If you want to continue to be friends, msg me and let me know.. otherwise.. buh bye.
It's So Amazing!
This was by far the most wonderful weekend of my life. As most of you know I have been married but separated for the past 2 years. There have been some rough times, and some good times.. but all was changed last night. Romantic dinner, wine, flowers, the whole deal, and the most amazing of all, him dropping to one knee and asking me to marry him..AGAIN I have the biggest, goofiest damn grin on my face today.. hehe I just had to share. GREAT things do come to those who wait. xoxo But.. with all that said, this is something that is very important to me, and if I am going to put 100% into my marriage, I have to quit Fubar. I want to thank you all for letting me get to know what wonderful, kind people you all are, and I will always remember what fun (well sometimes lol) and happy times I have had here. Love you all Catch you on the flipside :p
Bwahahahaha
So the juggy lost her priveleges of commenting mumms..and she can't even make a bully. So all the bitchin and moanin we all did finally got results. though I think i know who to thank for this...and I will be doing so . I have a renewed faith in fubar. *End rant*
Bullshit
last night i posted a mumm thanking mummers for picking my drink yadda yadda yadda... someone reported it nsfw... ASSHOLE! wtf is wrong with you? so to who ever reported it fuck you, fuck you fuck you..... not a cuss in it, not a single topic nsfw in it! your mother is ugly and she dresses you funny!
Dakota Sugar?
After a few days of sending and receiving hundreds of emails contemplating a roommate or house-share or new apartment situation, and after not wanting to go look at dozens of (probably dark, windowless) places I'd probably hate ("Sure, you can garden in the grassless gravel pit we call the yard!"), it occurred to me that I have another option. I can move to my parents' second home and spend the summer farming, gardening, and writing. I foresee only two potential problems with this scenario: First, it's my parents' second home, which is situated precariously close to their first home. Second, it's in Dakota Territory. So I'll probably go insane. But it'll be free insanity! And I'll have fresh vegetables! I haven't told my parents that my ultimate plan is to leave this winter and move to Thailand or someplace similarly nice and non-midwesterny. They don't know it yet, but they'll really enjoy taking care of the kitty while I'm gone! Does this seem like a good idea
Crushed???
Dear Lipstick, Your wish is my command. If you need a friend / secret admirer (that you know in advance lol), I am your guy. If you want me to crush you, I will. But be careful what you wish for. It would be my pleasure to "crush" you. Please be forewarned, have plenty of H2O on hand because I anticipate my "crush" to be devastating to you, in a good way. Not long after I "crush" you, you will be contacting me for drinks and then more "crushes", waking up in the middle of the night and send me messages to "crush" you. You will not be able to stop my "crush" but it can sometimes be contained. Please allow a "JOHNNY VEGA$ CRUSH" to run its course over a 48 hour period. Please do not operate an 18 wheeler, back-hoe or large dump trucks. Avoid alcohol at all cost because it only doubles the length of the “crush”. Now with all that being said, “What you going to do when the “JOHNNY VEGA$ CRUSH” comes for you! Sincerely, John aka JOHNNY VEGA$p.s. Please return t
Me, Singing
I got bored. And recorded a song. Who wants a snapvine?
Omfg.
Geezus effing christ...all the bastards in my neighborhood are lighting off fireworks! I hope the cocksuckers blow their fingers off!
Fri Jul 24 (to No Names)
I'm so stressed out right now. DONT READ THIS BLOG IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY NEVERENDING ANNOYING WHINY RANTING PEOPLE. These rants are at people in my real life, not fu goers. Person one: I pretty much really disklike you. Your a liar, and you annoy me.  Go do something horrible with your life. Or just admit your fault. whatever. You disgust me.  Your a malicous, vindictive jerk! And to think I thought you were perfect. Person two: Your decision is obviously because of your one track mind lately. It's annoying. *Wonders if you'll regret it later* Person Three: Move on. Please. Person Four: Your annoying. And not perfect.  Your judgemental and I find it funny when you speak of 'how above you are then others and how certain envirenments annoy you because they arn't up to your standards'. Can't you just be happy with the beauty in life?  And stop taking over my stuff. :/ Sorry for ranting; but I like blogging on this site. Don't mind me being irritated today. Frustrated. i feel li
Some Stuff We're Working On...
Hey everyone, I just wanted to give you an update on some of the larger things we're working on for fubar. It's been awhile since my last blog post, since we've added other features on the site that let me keep you up to date on what's going on. :-)   Bling ordering -- This is a lot of work since we have to completely redo the 'my bling' page. But, in the very near future you'll be able to organize your top 100 bling and the 'my bling' page will be categorized based on bling-type (ie: favorites, limited edition, special ability (autos, bombs, etc)). We'll also be increasing the amount of bling that's displayed on the home page and public profile page.   fubar Lite -- A super simple home page without the normal 'header' (ie: no scrolling stuff, shoutbox, bartab, etc). new members will get this by default (while we experiement and see if people like it). existing members will be able to change their home page type to 'Lite' from the profile settings page if they'd like to try it out.
Cleaning Oiut My Bartab
recently ive seen some people in my bartab with mafia wars staus, emo status or bling beg status and im wondering who thet are and how they got on my friends list.. im just in the mood to delete people and make myself feel more important and stuffs...i also realise i cant look at the screen and type for shit...oh well...let me know if you want deleted from my friends list too...   btw im gonna delete people i dont know with so many symbols in thier name i cant read it...     whos cooking dinner..im hungry? whos masturbating to my pics? whos shooting that guy in the head? i need a blender to make margaritas, thats what this blog is really about... what kind do i get. my last one broke cuz the ice...it was cheap...
Why Is Everyone So F&*kin Miserable This Holiday Season?...
…hey everyone, how is your holiday seasons going? I just want to say something ( like usual) why does it seem like everyone is just so blah this holiday season?…is it : - The Economy ? - The Government ? - Employment ? ( under or not) - Lack of interest ? - Have the holidays lost their meaning? I ask these things because all I see, not just around here with all of the begging and whining in statuses and complaining about this and that, but it’s just about everywhere you look, the decorations aren’t so fine tuned, the holiday parties at the jobs aren’t what they were even last year it seems, travel is down… So what is it? I’m the one usually known for being a grinch. And I seem festive. That’s not a good sign. Today I actually cut someone because for the past week, all that I am seeing in my shoutbox from them is complaining about their VIP running out and no one has renewed it… Really? … I couldn’t take it any more.
Question About Idiots...
I just saw a fu woman with this main pic Oh great, I hate them too. But when you have a name "smarter then you", does that mean you hate yourself?   And if you see nothing wrong with her name, sorry to tell you but, yea, you're a moron.
The Fubucks And Fu Owned Crisis....
So over the past few days there was some kind of a glitch or something in the Fu-Owned that what appears to have pulled an early ObamaCare and took billions and billions of fubucks and what seems like redistributed them to lesser level people. It didn’t effect me personally and I really wasn’t all into the “fu-owned game” like a lot of people were apparently. What I do know from what I’ve seen is that there were a lot of people cheating. With making fake accounts that they knew would get “bought back” because people are stupid and don’t look to see if people are real before buying them. I know, it’s really that simple but hey, what’s the IQ around here anyways? At any rate, check out these screenies from a notable one that was located, I’m sure that there were others. Please note that this “male” profile with no salute was a mere level 9 at the time of this all happening… It should be noted tha
Men And Their Weird Lists
So I just got home from a night out for my friend's birthday (was a disaster...long story) and before we got there she was explaining to her boyfriend's friends hwat we looked like, and apparently when she describe me as 'Chinese' to the guys they were all like 'Yeaaaaa!!!' Her exact words were...to put it bluntly: 'They all want to f**& you'. I was like...'excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me?'. How rude. Apprently it's something they've always wanted to do...sleep with a Chinese/Asian girl. :\ Mumm within a blog. Is that slightly racist or not? Weirdo's.  
Slow Night
Im going to fire off my shut your whore mouth rang      if you happen to have any of those wonderful profiles offering nasty nudes for bling and other such like fun stuff    link me up    as long as its not Misfit .....or witchie..... or wicked .... well you get the idea    my inner child is delighted  to have this time to play 
My Rant. :)
If another person {man} tells me I just leveled again because I have tits I may delete them.     For the record...   I don't have a VIP I didn't have a rang I didn't have a bomb I didn't have auto 11s I wasn't even in anyone's family who ran a famp I don't think I didn't have a blast I didn't even have a ticker   I DID polish enough bling in the past 24 hours to rack up 6 million points. I did have a few friends that help.  Old friends who have been on my list for a long time and 1 newer friend. Mostly females who don't care about my tits.   Yes, I had some pimpouts.  Anyone can be pimped.     To those of you who helped, thank you so much. *hugs*     That is all.
::love Comes Again::
Soooo I posted a pic or two of the new man in my life. This is my first relationship since "he-who-will-not-be-named" and I'm very excited! I have known him since the 6th grade and we were friends throughout school until high school graduation and then we went seperate ways. We reunited in mid-2010 and I wasn't really into him....at first. We both started out as good friends with the same passion for martial arts, combatives and writing and photography. He's leaving very soon for Iraq so that's the bitchin' monkey wrench thrown into our relationship but I have faith that we will make it. He completely supports my dream to be in law enforcement and he makes me happy! But yeah, thought I'd share that tidbit with you all Were just going to take it one day at a time especially since were both ambitious and have goals that we want to accomplish but it feels really good to meet a good man that not only treats me right but also has a mean leglock!
So I Have A Request
I have a birthday coming up here soon... Several people have asked what I want... It is lame as hell, but I wanna level for my birthday...I need just over 7.8 million to level   So I figured I'd toss that out there Thanks for any help Love you all
The Truth
I am so sick of people thinking that just because another person does something that it all has to be about them. It's not. I'm pretty sure people on here have real lives...granted some have more of a real life than others do. At any rate, I was asked to tell the truth, so here it goes....   About three months ago I left this site. I had every intention of deleting and NEVER coming back. I'm sure some people were asking questions as to why I left. I didn't exactly make it known. There were a few people that knew, but that's it. Now to tell why I deleted. 1. One of my best friends told me to pretend that he didn't exsist.  It sucked. He was a friend that I always talked to about things. He was one person that I could be honest with and know that he was honest with me, even though he was rarely honest with anyone else. Now that did happen before I left, but it just compounded with everything and was a huge mess. 2. I needed to focus on my real life. My REAL boyfriend and my sons.
Too Good To Hoar Herself
Ash is on a Coke binge and needs more monies.  Crazy bish slapped me around and forced me to go to work for her.  So, here's how it goes folks. {don't blame me. The bish packs a mean beating and is known to cut a hoar}     75 for a profile comment50 for status comment150 for a private message250 for shout sex
Funny
I think it's humorous how I give an opinion that goes against "friends" (I use that term extremely loosely) and 24 hours the bitching continues by all parties. :)   I guess I hit a nerve.
The Tree House
                                                               The Tree House           I saw a tree house in a field one day       as I was driving by,         I knew there was something special about it       but I didn't know why.            It wasn't anything spectacular         just simple 2x4's         but it wasn't finished         so I wanted to know a little more.              So I walked up to the door           and rang the bell,            A young woman with a little girl            answered and I knew they had a story            to tell.               Her husband started it            for their daughter , close to the ground            at the time she was so little            he wanted her to be safe and sound.                She told me how he started it,             her story was really sweet             but as I was looking at it             I could tell it was incomplete.                 I asked her if he was gonna finish it              an
Fubar.com Vs. Liz Vicious....
Yes, it's Liz Vicious the porn girl vs. Fubar.com. No, I'm not making this up.... We've assembled a group that is intent on taking out her pages that are anti-Fubar at this facebook page here: https://www.facebook.com/pages/FCK-Fubar/247069658684419 Once, you get there, be sure to mark and report the images there as abuse, you can do it by clicking the little "x" and marking it whichever way you deem fit (Spam or defamation is best.) This all came about apparently from when she couldn't do whatever she wanted on here. Including sales of her crap, blog about how bad the site is, etc. There's some stuff you just can't do around here. Threaten people, demean people. Her shit got ridiculous. She thought she was above the site itself and treated people as such. No, no this just is not acceptable. Even by a legitimate internet porn girl. She's since been IP banned in case anyone is wondering. Funny how she flipped the script since I mean...since she rocked out on Fubar.com in these
Cancer
I want to thank each and every one of you have been my friend over the years. I will not be on much anymore. I was diagnosed last week with bone cancer and there is no cure. Right now I am living from day to day and making the most of it. Live your lives to the fullest.  
A Little Advice Perhaps...
Didn't really want to mumm this, so a quick question to anyone who'll pay attention to this.   The woman who asked me out for a drink at work, we work in completely different buildings and pretty much never see each other during the course of the day.   Now, she asked me not to tell anyone at work anything, which of course I didn't, even though I really really wanted to, so talking to her with other people around is a no no.   So I'm thinking, on my way in tomorrow, I go past her office to get to the building where I work all day, if she's free, should I stop in and ask if she wants my number?
Reverso World
I'm a bit discombobulated...well, not really, I just love that word.   In my world, parents who neglect and endanger their kids are the scum...not the ones that point it out.   In my world, men are generally LESS two-faced than women...I work with majority males, and love it, because of that reason. There's less bullshit and less 'sensitivities' to deal with. They don't pander to me and I don't have to pander to them.   In my world, friends actually like and respect friends...or they don't pretend to be friends.   In my world, parents actually spend MORE time with their kids during summer...not less.   In my world, not showing your tits and dilapidated butt cheeks at every opportunity is actually considered normal.   In my world, silly bitches that put their children at risk because they just want to drink and fuck...usually lose their children, not get called mum of the fucking year.   In my world, saying what you believe is still encouraged...not what you think others w
Sex
My first BLOG, at least here on CHERRY TAP. Would love to have a bunch of interesting things to tell you about but I will do that later. Anyways, for now, ENJOY THE VIEW FROM BELOW. XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
The Godfather List
If your at level 24 and want to be added to this list let me know, my link is at the bottom of this list. It's hard to keep track of everyone that is a Fu-King, and I can't read minds. OWN ME Miss Crys~Shadow Levelers~FU OWNED BY~CynzDreams~and~Mikey~2,449,000 to go BrightEyedArtist10,232,000 to go I OWN Silverpixi~Club United~LollipopGurlz~BCC~ FSC~Owner of Miss Crys {Please read my profile}1,520,000 to go VODKAGURL-READ MY ABOUT ME & FAN AND RATE BEFORE ADDING7,995,000 to go ♥§û£†ř¥™♥Fu Wifey 2 ^Sin^♥Support Our Troops♥9,999,000 to go MEmoRÎÉ™Gï®1 Ñêxt ÐóÓr9,755,000 to go ~Phoenix~SHOW LOVE ~☠~. Bad Kitty .~☠~ ~~ Fu-Daughter to Flanman ~~ And Fu- Sister to Me & Luckyone86 ~~4,185,000 to go ~Devil's Advocate~ ♥John's Wifey ♥ ~JAK's Naughty Girl~10,793,000 to go
This Is How Bullsh!t Gets Started
Okay, so it seems we have some peace regarding the Jeezy-BBG mayhem for the week....whew! Finally!! Let me make this clear, BBG has never done anything to me, so this is not a BBG bashing blog, but is a calling out on some really hypocritical shit that does not even need to take place. I spoke with her last night and she said that she deleted most of her friends list in order to be drama free, then this morning, I'm out commenting and I see something directly contradictory to her statements of late of just wanting some "peace"....it looks a little something like this.... her about me reads: but this is evident in the rakings: That does not sound like someone who is trying to avoid drama to me. Nea has been off line for a few days and love her or hate her, Forn has been minding her own business. Now, if one of these "skanks" decides to break their cyber foot off in her cyber ass....she has no one to thank but herself. THIS is how bullshit gets start
See Ya Again
It's that time of the year again. I'm bored, and don't wanna be here right now. Sick of me doing this? Me too. But i have thought long and hard about it. And i need another break. Nothing is wrong. I have no drama, just way too bored. And i keep coming online anyways. For my new friends, this is how i roll. I come and go. I'm sure i'll be back soon. But for now, its what i need. Hope you all understand. Catch you on the flip side. PS, Vixen, you dont need to keep me drunk. LOL Cheers all. ♥ ya. Cubby out. The path that I'm walking I must go alone I must take the baby steps 'til I'm full grown, full grown Fairytales don't always have a happy ending, do they? And I foresee the dark ahead if I stay I'll be your best friend and you'll be my Valentine Yes you can hold my hand if you want to 'Cause I want to hold yours too We'll be playmates and lovers and share our secret worlds But it's time for me to go home It's getting late, dark outside I need
Phantom Phone Syndrome (pps)
Recently my phone has been ringing so much I have gotten a case of Phantom Phone Syndrome. The symptoms are simple, you hear your phone ringing all the time, even when it isn't. Its not tennitus, because its not a constant ringing, its just an occasional: "Is that my phone?" I think I may need some form of radical cure, one that consists of staring at boobs. I think that may be a shock to my system and get me back to normal.
The Good Old Days.
I miss "Fubar" when it was "Cherry Tap" Just sit here for a second and think... What was it that made it so special for you? I know there are many of you on my list who have been on this site for a long time now, and will agree that this site is not the same. There are too many haters on this site now and too many damn attention whores. This site was the most fun for me obviously when I joined but here lately its been completely boring. I miss my old crew and I miss the times we had. I'm sick of all the auto 11 bs and the auction bs and the 2,000 plus lounges bullshit. What the hell is the fun in any of that unless you know someone who is willing to blow that much money on something like that? Seriously.. This site has gotten stale.
Mummers Go Ho Ho Ho
Annie's new Xmas out fit this broad took a break for delivering the mail Candi anyone? Kermit sent him hate mail for pinching Miss Piggys pork
Mel
She has those Auto thingies and is damned close to Godmother! Please go violate her!! —‡Μ∃Γ‡—@ fubar
How I Spent My Tuesday Evening
The guy on the banjo is Jayme Stone. He won a Juno award (Canadian Grammy) in 2008 for an album of instrumental bluegrass/jazz/otherstuff, then went to Africa to find out all bout the real history of the banjo. Good times.
*throws Book*
School is the devil. Assignments are torture. Hell on Earth. the end. *throws other book* What would be a logical consequence for throwing objects in a classroom?
A Mummer?
I posted a mumm a few days ago where a few individuals called me a mummer,and was bashed for being one. I still don't know the meaning this status I've posted mumms yes, I've commented in mumms, yes. But so has everybody. I'm not even acknowledged in other said mummrs mumms when I comment. so how am I a mummer? I'm not in any of the collages of mummer pics. I have opinions mumms ask for them so I give them. Ok, done ranting someone give me a cookie
Cause You Make Me Smile
I just wanted to take the time to tell you fine people that you make me smile. I ♥ 98.5% of you. :P *Kiss kiss Hug hug* and all that kinda stuff. Spank Me Sunday?
Oh Baby, Baby...
I found out the autopsy was real, but the child was an overlaid image... but.. who would do such a thing?? If you cannot see the pic... the link to the page... http://www.charonboat.com/item/23 top image, click on it, and the pic enlarges.. fugging christ... another link... http://www.charonboat.com/2007/07/charonboat_dot_com_autopsy_pregnant_woman_1.jpg fuckers.. here.. before photobucket deletes it..lol
March Break
My March Break is awesome and getting awesomer...my fu wifey and my ex fu hubby are comin to Canada!!! Whatever shall I do?? They are trouble I know they are! They might do horrible things to meeeee LOLOL
I Know
I know for a fact that you can't avoid drama. It's everywhere. It's part of life. People that say they are "drama free" are liars. I think what they mean to say is that they don't start it themselves. Which in essence is a lie as well. I can't explain it and anyone that calls me a liar will probably just win because frankly, I don't feel like arguing about it. Anyway, what I'm kind of wanting to vent about is the people that actually start it for no reason. I mean if a person is 'attacking' another person, the other person has every right to say something back. I know I would....I'm veering off of what I was wanting to say here. What started this was something else on here, and I know I'm probably starting some of the drama that I'm bitching about, but I'm seriously just looking for answers. So what if a person asked a question. You may not have liked it but when the person that it was asked to already answered it, why did you feel like you had to throw your 2 cents in? It mak
I Am Tired
I had to bury my grandmother this morning.......everything went smooth and i was glad to see some family i hadnt seen in 15 years......Doesnt getting old have its disadvantages......Anyway i wanted to still say i missed them and was glad to see everybody....My gramma looked beautiful.....I miss her dearly and will always.......Miss all you guys tooo
Poop In The Water
>ok , i`m not gonna mention any names cuz wiked will get mad at me but she was texting me this after while taking her bath. she thinks it`s funny as hell farting in the bathtub she texts me again and says she tried to let one rip underwater and a poop shot out should i blog about it? mumm about it? or just not mention it?
Captain Cooter
What in the world does a person say about him? I'd think I'd have a pretty good idea, but he generally leaves me speechless.Me and him have been through a LOT. Probably more than most people on here that I'm friends with now would even understand. He's one of the few people on this site that I can honestly say that I trust. I know a few of my friends have issues with him, but I don't.Wow, I'm two paragraphs in and I am already at a loss for words. To me he's just an all around great friend. I know that if I needed him, I could call him and he'd listen and do his best to help me. I'm not sure of how many people would do that for someone that lives on the other side of the country.I think after everything, he is still  one of my best friends. One that I know I can be serious with and still joke around with. He tries his best to make me smile and laugh, even when I tell him I don't want to. He seems to know when I'm pissed off, just by the way I'm typing. He's not the only one that can do
He's Just Not That Into You...
Im watching He's just not that into you right now...a part just came up with signs of how to know if a girl will never sleep with a guy   1. A girl will never sleep with you if she calls you cuddly or dependable. 2. She takes a dump in your bathroom. 3. If she pops a zit in front of you. 4. If she takes home leftovers on dates 1, 2 or 3.   Guys, any truth to that? Anything to add on?
Bid On 1 Auto11 Or Bomb (fu-bucks)
The highest bid wins ( fu-bucks)
Yet Another Butt Hurt Mummer...
This all started in the mumm... Where have the good men gone...http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=556963I was being purely comical and this fucker who takes the fu way to serious came in my shout... okay mumm first...Grim Reaper:I kno good guys r still out there cus I just happen to be one. Hit me up if u ever just want to talk.Emanon:just want to talk hm why cant i believe that lmao Grim Reaper:Cus ur used to the pervs so when a good guy does come by ur suspicion of his intentionsEmanon:No, i am a pervert a proud one in fact...and i am a male a straight one so dont want any guys to come by with their good intentions Then he came in my shout box....Grim Reape...: wow big fukin deal ..u must be proud of urself->Grim Reape...: I am always most proud of myselfGrim Reape...: u say ur so kool but y am i worth more than u and have more friends if they love u so muchGrim Reape...: get over urselfWhen i went to respond i got this....Aw yes your so cool, your definition of cool is you have more fu
My New Ink
  this will be my first tattoo....unfortunately i have to keep it covered because of work......pissants wont allow tats to show...i wear short sleeved shirts and cant have it below elbow length......help me please....and i dont want it where i cant see it
Emergency!
Everyone knows how I am about my cat.She was a rescue who was tortured.Someone had burned her feet etc etc when I had gotten her.She is a super small cat.She snuck out for 3 hrs one night and got pregnant note the pictures of the six kittens!Apparently she is too small to feed 6 pigly kittens.Cory came to the rescue by leaving work last night when my cat fell over after feeding her kittens.She was howling in pain ,spasms and rigid legs.It became worse and worse.I was devastated.Thank goodness for my besty whyrick to keep me together why I found a way to get my husband and the emergency vet.   I am blessed to have a husband who will leave work to save my cat. I think he loves me a little.She got some iv calcium and kitties are on bottles and we are trying to make the brats eat food. I will let cory tell you what she does when I cry and she freaked out worse last night if I cry and I had to force myself to stay calm,which was hard.Vet told me nothing could have prevented it no matter
Questions 9-2-9
Ask me ANYTHING!!!   Seriously...you should know the drill by now
Becoming An Ecs Member **revised**
BECOMING AN ECS MEMBER: In order to become an ECS member, you MUST have a salute legible salute approved by Fubar. If you do not have one, you will be required to create one before you we can add your picture to our albums. Upon receiving our invite and you agreeing to join ECS, "ECS Prospect" MUST be added to your name. Once this is done, we will rip a picture to our ECS Prospect folder and will remain in that folder until the following has been completed. You MUST FAN, ADD and RATE our top 7 members found in our family as well as all of ECS members. The group is growing every day and to fan, add and rate all ECS members is time consuming. We understand this but, until you have completed this, ALL ECS PROSPECTS will remain a prospect. Either MFKN doyledozo or JustineThyme will touch base with you on this. The ECS homepage should be added to either your top friends or family. After completing the above, please contact the us via private message or through the shoutbox letting us
Vegas, Baby!
I'm headed to Vegas on Thursday, kids, and I'll be honest: I've never been to Vegas, and I've never wanted to go to Vegas.  My dislike stems not from fear, but rather loathing for all that's glittery and fake and over-commercialized. Vegas ranks right up there in my mind with sparkly hump-day bling.  In fact, Vegas might actually BE sparkly hump-day bling. I wouldn't be going to Vegas at all, but it's the fella's dad's birthday; pops is getting on in years and would like to meet me and apparently try to kiss me at some point.  (Or so I've been warned.) Anyway, I'm looking for non-touristy Vegas recommendations.  I'd like to go someplace in Vegas that's not a chain, that isn't all lit up at night, and that doesn't have hordes of tourists milling about it taking photos.  Are there any good coffee shops?  Any nice art to look at?  A cozy used book store?  A vegetarian cafe filled with non-vegasy types? To clarify: Please don't tell me which casino to go to.  There are lots of casinos.
Christmas
So as my buddies will know, I'm one of those dreadful workshy layabouts who goofs off online when he's at work, and consequently does most of his fu-ing then.  What with Christmas coming up, and everyone's routine being a bit all up in the air, I thought I'd get this out now, and wish all of you the very best of Seasonal Felicitations, and thank you all for another fun year of fighting each other, calling each other names, doing lolz, buying each other imaginimamary drinks and swearing on MuMMs.  It's been real.  I hope you all have a good time, even those of you who hate Christmas and that, and that no-one dies of alcohol poisoning over New years, and that sometime around January the 5th when things start getting back to normal, we can look forward to more jolly japes and capers. I love you. I don't know what this is, but those girls are a good drawing.   kins
Rhcp
I just saw on the scrolly thing up there that  John Frusciante from the Red Hot Chili Peppers (better, guys?) has left the group. :( I are sad. I guess he left a year ago. I'm booing this. He's amazing.   I don't care if you hate them, their music, the members..blah,blah,blah. They're one of my favorite bands and they weren't the same the last time he left. :( Sucks.   You may continue with your regularly scheduled lives.
Guaranteed Ways To Get In Her Panties Now!!!!!!
so you've met a foxy lady on the wonderful world wide web and really want to make sure you get to meet her? well, i have some tips and tricks for you that will ensure your success in meeting the little lass as well as working your way right into her petticoats or thongs...whatever the slut's wearing.   1. Just to avoid any confusion later, be sure to always ask right at the start of your interactions, "so, do you like anal?" because that's always the first thing a girl wants to talk about...you shoving something up her ass before you even know her name. to ensure a fast meetup, ask her to spread her cheeks in front of the bathroom mirror and take pics of her asshole for you. quickest way to a girls heart... yep. you all know it alraedy....through her asshole. 2. ask for her bra size. i mean, because we all know that knowing a 2 digit number and a letter will determine whether or not her tits are nice. so what if she's already shown you her tits 47 times.... you still need to know th
Death And Mumms...
Earlier this morning, I came across a blog in my bartab about the death of a fubar member. I clicked the blog and read it, and sadly one of the first things I thought was "Fuck, the mummers are going to make me sick today..." Granted, I didn't know this Molly girl, but we've all seen her in the HH from time to time. What's sad to me is these MuMMers who have no regards for common decency and would rather use this to try and get attention for themselves. I wonder what it'd be like if it was one of THEM who passed away... In fact, I remember a MuMMer who DID pass away over a year ago. It was great to see all the support for her, yet there STILL was MuMMers who were saying "she faked it"... Including her own online "boyfriend" who happens to be so beloved in the MuMMs today... It's sad that the few MuMMers that get recognized are the MuMMers who feel the need to be assholes in order to get ANY attention. I don't know who MOLLY was, but I wish nothing but peace for her family...
For The Record 3
you are all fucking nuts
Jomg
At work yesterday a little chicky came up and was asking about a product that we carry. Well what seemed like in mid sentence, she interrupted me to tell me what cure glasses I had and ask me if I ever go to JOMG.com. Well I stopped and thought, trying to figure out what that was and hot it pertained to paver stones, then she explained "it's jizz on my glasses". Then she kinda adjusted her glasses and and raised an eyebrow.     Still in a state of stupor, and not thinking she was hot enough to take the bait, I just said "ummmm NO?". And continued talking about pavers.   Well I told several friends about this oddness since I was texting while at work, as usual. One kinda laughed it off, another was not only familiar with the site, but was quick to think this was a brilliant idea and wanted such photos. Ummm, huh? I guess I get thinking glasses are cute, and even sexy at times, but really?   How common is this, because I have never thought of having someone jizz on my glasse? TH
Dumbass
PHILADELPHIA -- A 21-year-old New Jersey man has pleaded guilty to intentionally vomiting on a man and his 11-year-old daughter in the stands during a Philadelphia Phillies game. Matthew Clemmens of Cherry Hill, N.J., pleaded guilty to simple assault and other charges Tuesday. Clemmens Police say Clemmens stuck his fingers down his throat and vomited on Easton police Captain Michael Vangelo and his daughter during an April 14 Phillies-Nationals game after his companion was ejected from the park. Sentencing is set for July 30. Assistant District Attorney Patrick Doyle says sentencing guidelines call for Clemmens to get probation. He says the Vangelo family is satisfied by the plea. Clemmens' attorney was not immediately available following the hearing.  
My Food
I am an AWESOME griller... that is all.   Happy Memorial Day!
Slobar
Is Anybody out there? Ive looked at the recent mumms list and theres maybe 40 comments on each one, so i decided not to post one. where is everyone? out enjoying the weather? well, i am broke and cant go anywhere fun, surely im not the only one..lol I think i had more comments on my unemployment blog then the latest mumms... well im bored, entertain me dammit   as you were
A Load Off
ok people heres the deal.....   yes i am in a 1 year rehab program for alcohol here in pittsburgh...my clean date is july 31st and i am doing very good here...after 6 months they are gonna help me get into school...   i am here not because i was forced to..i came here because i had a very bad problem and needed to do something about it before i not only hurt myself but someone else by doing someone stupid   i have drove drunk too many times...drank too much and let it control my life and now i am getting help for it...   there are many people who wont get help and they are the ones causing the most pain to others...especially their family   now with that being said.......   IF YOU DONT FUCKING LIKE THAT ABOUT ME THEN DELETE ME...I DONT GIVE A SHIT...I HAVE ENOUGH FRINEDS THAT HAVE STOOD BY ME THROUGH ALL THIS AND IF YOU DONT WANT TO....THEN JOG OFF  
Not Sure Yet How To React....
Those of you very close to me,knew my appointment today with the w/c doc was wrecking my nerves.Shockingly it went very well.I still don't know how to react and have been burnt so many times...I refuse to get my hopes up. He is sending me back to the surgeon that I like.He is also going to agree with him and the surgery.   He said he is going to reccomend that they give me water therapy again and to put me back together. I just can't believe I heard those words out of his mouth, after what he spewed out last time we spoke.   If w/c finally approve's this surgery,it will be a spinal fusion done through my abdomen and a couple other tweeks. Don't hold your breath...I am not hugs and stuffs....the spasms from the ride made me sick on the ride home,so I will be off and on thanks everyone who has been up and down this rollercoaster with me!
Thats What I Like About You
    screw it cant get song to work it will be in comments      Been along time since I have tried one of these    wanted to get back to what I like about FU and YOU    HEY !!    UH UH HUH    HEY !!!   UH UH HUH    What I like about you  makes fubar nights  tell me Im the only one  friends make fubar right    YEAH    come on yaking with someone dear  tell em all things and they wanna hear  cause its true  thats what I like about fu    What I like about you  you really know how to laugh  when you go nuts now jump around  on a fake fu romance    YEAH    keep on mumming now my dears  keep on posting blogs that make me tear  cause its true  thats what I like about you  thats what I like about fu  thats what I like about you   WAAAA HOOOO 
Oh Hell...
I got this in my inbox. Jasmine it is that time again, Do you know it now has been over 1 year and 1 month that I have been requesting you to be my friend. You get a kick out of this ,don't you? Well I'm not going anywhere for a while so why don't you just think about accepting my friend request. Just think about it ,that's all I'm asking and send me back a message telling me to f$%^ off or something! Thanks Mikey (Not Mike24...well Mike 25 now)   Well now I just feel bad...I just figured he would give up eventually so I just kept ignoring his request. He sends one every month...EVERY month. And he can cos I always clear my friend requests so it allows him to send again (I haz an OCD thing about keeping my bartab clear).   I'm don't wanna add him cos I don't know him...and I got a feeling he might be that weird stalker type. :| But I feel bad. :(
Thoughts On The Changes...and Why These Things Happen...
Welp, it's mere hours from October and not too far removed from some crazy drama huh? No, this blog isn't about convicted pedophiles or who-is-a-lowlife-today or a fake none of that. It's about the new changes, the Level 51 and the inability to use your pimp outs now until I think it's a Level 40 or whatever and they cost twice as many ability points to do one. I see people bitching all over. Just like the way they bitched when they implemented the bouncer checks, salutes, ability bling, famplifiers, boomerangs and everything else. People don't like change, it's nature. All of these things, including the latest changes were and are done for a reason. Alot of people think it's a conspiracy theory to make more cash or whatever the case may be. You really think that's it? Let me give you some practical reasons and a little FuHistory here. Ready?... Things are done here reactively, that's how this place operates. Here's some reactive measures that explain the what and why things happen
Blugg
I love me Mudder beyond words... but sometimes I could cheerfully give her a smack. She has this thing that nothing is good enough unless I am there. She drives my Sisters fucking insane blathering on about me and trying to force them to treat me like I am gods special gift that needs extra attention. My Sister was in town and when I saw her for the first time I felt a definite chill. When I was leaving she walked me out and I asked her what was up. She said I am sorry I was just so sick to death of hearing about you I was tired of your face before I saw it.    Mom had a FABULOUS 10 days with her. I saw them 5 times in those 10 days. Last week my phone went down for a few hours and I got 4 text messages from Bettty telling me to call Mom before she had heart failure and she had to hear one more fucking time of how worried Mom was bc I did not answer my phone. IT DRIVES ME NUTS !    Betty left on Wed ...Thursday I phoned Mom and asked how how her day was. I get in a small depressed
Totally Awesome People On Fu...show Them All Some Love!!!
Since my return to the Fu, I have come across some really cool people on here from old friends to new ones... If  you didn't make the list don't worry about it... I will continue to add to this list as time goes on but for now I wanted to show some love to the men and women that have made this site fun for me and hopefully I have helped make it more fun for all of you as well...  
A Poll For Opinions
THIS IS A POLL FOR OPINIONS. I WILL FIRST SET A SCENARIO AND THEN ASK OPINIONS ON SOMETHING... SCENARIO: YOU HAVE A FRIEND, A BEST FRIEND, THAT DOES NOT HAVE A BF/GF AND SINCE THE MOMENT U MET THEM, THEY HAVE LOVED MASSAGES(NON-SEXUAL) (FOOT MASSAGES MAINLY) FROM YOU. YOU GIVE THEM BECAUSE YOU GIVE GOOD MASSAGES. YOU GIVE THEM CAUSE YOU ENJOY GIVING THEM AND THEY RECEIVE THEM CAUSE THEY ENJOY RECEIVING THEM. EVERYTHING IS FINE... THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, THEY TURN ON YOU. THEY ARE MEAN TO YOU, THEN THEY STOP WANTING THE MASSAGES. YOU ASK WHY, THEY SAY BECAUSE ONLY A BF/GF SHOULD BE GIVING THE MASSAGE AND IT IS WRONG FOR ANY FRIEND TO MASSAGE ANOTHER FRIEND. END OF SCENARIO. NOW, FOR THE OPINION... IS IT WRONG FOR A FRIEND TO GIVE ANOTHER FRIEND A MASSAGE (NECK RUB, BACK RUB, FOOT RUB, ETC.), ESPECIALLY IF THE FRIEND IS NOT EVEN IN A RELATIONSHIP? REMEMBER THE MAIN THING...THERE ARE NO FEELINGS OTHER THAN FRIENDSHIP AND HAVE BEEN EXPRESSED THAT WAY ALREADY AND THERE WAS
Do I Have A Sign On My Back?
Apparently this is Bash Ruby Friday!!! Don't you people have anything better to do than to bash the Hell out of my self-esteem????
Holy F*ck I Did It.
1.What time is it? 10:57am Personal 2.Do you want to answer these? sorta... just cuz someone else did. ;) 3.Name? Rob 4.Name spelled backwards? boR 5.What is your quest? To explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life, and new civilization, to boldly... oh wait, that's not me, that's Star Trek. 6.Nickname? m0p, m0ppy, Master0fPuppets 7.Age? *blinks* 38. 8.Hometown? Staten Island, NY 9.What were you born in? my birthday suit. a hospital, silly. 10.Where do you live now? Lackawaxen (Hawley) 11.What state? PA 12.Ever going to move? If I don't soon, i'm gonna lose my mind. 13.Would you rather live somewhere else? That's a no-brainer. 14.Birth date? Election Day (Nov 2nd) 15.When do you blow out your candles? after I make a wish, of course. 16.Day you were born? Yep, Tuesday. 17.Zodiac sign? Scorpio 18.Do you know what that is? No, I just have a scorpion tattoo cuz I like them. :/ 19.Sex? *blinks* I vaguely rem
Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?
This is not a trick question. This is a real math problem so don't say that a bus has no legs. There are 7 girls in a bus. Each girl has 7 backpacks. In each backpack, there are 7 big cats. For every big cat there are 7 little cats. Question: How many legs are there in the bus? Private message or shout me when you think you know....if you post it...duh....no one else will try it!
Read Me...now
I have realized several things in the past few days. Well, not actually realized, I already knew....just accepted it in the past few days I guess. There are those that stand beside you no matter what. Then there are those that stand beside you when its beneficial to them. And then there are also those that will stand beside you as long as the times are good, only to jet at the first sign of trouble. Ironically enough, its the ones that will ALWAYS be there that often get neglected. I refuse to name names this time. I'm not gonna point fingers and say, you're real, you're fake, and you're half assed. The real ones KNOW who they are, as should the fake ones, as well as should the half steppers. Out of all of those I think its the half steppers I resent the most, the so called fair weather friends. Can't you see? Do you NOT realize? Its not on the sunny days I need you most? Its on the storm filled days that your friendship is needed most. Its not on days that I'm so incedibly happy that
Bling Packs For Fubucks Auction
Sweet Turtle and I have 2 wonderful friends that are both looking to spotlight...Since the 2 of them have given their fubucks to others to help them spotlight, they are a little short for reaching their goals...So if you want to help them out and want to gain something in the process here's the deal we have for you...We are going to auction off 2 bling packs to the highest bidders of each bling pack...The minimum bid is 250K...The proceeds from the auction are going to be split between these 2 fantastic women...For those of you that are feeling generous pls donate to either or both of them...Here are these wonderful friends of ours...This auction will run from now until Friday the 13th @ 6 pm fubar time...If you have any questions pls feel free to ask Sweet Turtle or Natural Witch... Here are the links to these wonderful ladies... •ÐR€W• ™ Owned ByGuidomedic@ fubar Teresa aka Liberated Spice Club United Owner* R/L WIFEY 2 Big Jimmy--DSC@ fubar
To Fu Or Not To Fu.. That Is The Question
Alright time for a rant here. If you don't have a thick skin just click the little red x in the corner. Time for a story boys and girls. As of late, I have been thinking about deleting my account. I know since I don't have a lounge anymore or hang in a lounge there are alot of you that have basically forgotten about me. Not to mention any names.. well hell I might as well go ahead since I may be deleting anyway. There is this girl and she claimed that my boyfriend and I are her BEST friends. Well thats funny we are NO WHERE in her top friends.. no where to be seen in her family. and YES KITTEN this is about YOU... So.. I'm glad you're happy with your new boyfriend ya know Mike.. the one you met on the internet.. that you wouldn't have had if OH WAIT we wouldn't have paid for it for you. and yes in case you've forgotten THE INTERNET AND CABLE BILL WE PAID 360 BUCKS FOR! Oh P.S. we haven't heard ANYTHING about it at all.. Are we suprised? Not really? Pissed about it? DUH Th
Enhanced Member Profile Ratings..
hey everyone, i've made some tweaks to the way member profile ratings work over the last 24 hours. the changes reduce the load on our system by a huge amount and also have the side effect of letting people earn more points by rating other members more often. basically, it works the same way as the photo rating system. you can now rate someone every 7 days, and every 7 days (or anytime after that) you'll both receive full credit for the rating (including rating count). just as before, you can *always* re-rate anyone at anytime, but if it hasn't been 7 days you won't get any points/credit for it. previously, a member could only rate another member once... and that was it. i think this new way is more fun and gives everyone a reason to show their friends more love, more often. if you notice any problems with the new system, feel free to post here. cheers! EDIT: did some of you fail reading comprehension in school? YOU DONT GET POINTS IF YOU RERATE THE SAME PERSON WITHIN 7
More B*tching.
Short, sweet and too the point. (Kinda like my pecker) If i get shouted or messaged one more time with this. "You never leave me comments. I love your comments" I'll cunt punch someone. No really, i'll fly to your hometown and cunt-punch you. If you read my profile you know i luv to comment, and get comments. If you don't wanna return them fine, but why would i go out of my way to make you happy? I got two of these messages today, sorry, i'm in a good mood, just sick of reading that. I am a smart ass and know i'll get 5 or 6 "You never leave me comments. I love your comments" in this blog. No, i will not fly out and cunt punch these people, cause i know they just want me to visit so they can grope my package. I'm not a piece of meat yanoo. :P Here ends my Friday rant. I blame it on Sonny, cause everything is Sonny's fault on Fridays. Cheers Back to leaving everyone dumb comment. Todays really sucks...
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Sfw Porn
You know I have watched this thing 4 times now and I still think its easier to jack off to then the the scrambled porn I tried to watch several years back. Diesel SFW XXX - Watch more free videos
New Smileys
Here ya go have fun!
Weekends
Yeah, I had one. Cops, stolen cars, near fatal bike accidents, tacos y cerveza, sex, drugs, rock and roll. Or something like that. Partying on Sunday night, when one has to work Monday isn't advisable. I also REALLY need to stay away from drugs. They only get me into trouble. Hope everyone's Monday is good
Whats The Deali-o?
Round trip ticket to Dallas/FT Worth airport with no stops: 214$ Round trip ticket to Dallas/FT Worth with 1 stop: 215$ Now why would anyone actually pay more to stop somewhere for 10 mins?
Marley And Me
Could be one of the saddest movies ever.   Discuss.
I Don't Know About Dough
I don’t know the first thing about dough and I don’t know shit about Bonsai trees, including how to spell it (I had to look it up).  I also don’t know anything about graphics or design.  I know what tastes good and I know what looks good (sometimes, that’s even in question). And when it comes to what’s graphic, it’s profanity, it’s sex or it’s nothing at all.   My demo CD required a ton of work.  Luckily, I had to do very little of it.  My friends, on the other hand, they were fucked.  I asked for their help, kind of the way a child asks their parents for help on their first book report “please, write this.”  I did something similar when it came to the cover graphic, the inside cartoon, the print job, the lightscribe design and the piece selection for final edit; “Here, help me.”  They obliged.  As a result, I got beautiful stuff from talented people.  I got a far better package than my voice deserves (considerin
New Name
New Name Contest: I asked for suggestions for a new name. I'm offering 100k Fubucks to the one that comes up with the winning name. I need you to write the number of your choice in the comment box. Good Luck to the entrants. I have a separate list of who came up with what...so I know who did it. Oh..you may vote on your own..but only once.     1) ILLiNoisyKindaGurl 2)angelick_seduction 3)angelthighs 4)smokin'goddess 5)unspokenLOVEangel 6)D3L3CT1BL3_COUGAR3SS 7)Sinful_Bliss 8)S3DUCT1V3_M1STR3SS 9)MADAM_AMBROS1A 10)Sintastic 11)Purrfectly_Sinful 12)the_Temptress 13)the_Real_Life_Barbie_Doll 14)hugmekissmeloveme 15)arraslildevil 16)ALMOST_ROCKSTAR 17)hotdeb_41 18)hotNsexyDeb41 19)simply_amazing 20)brewmescrewmedome 21)spankmebeatmeeatme 22)lickmekickmestickme 23)brbneedAsmoke 24)your#1lilDevil 25)LilMoments 26)HypnotizeTheMoon 27)Winkie 28)LilRockinHottie 29)WorldsBestestestPJWearer 30)RebalSnack 31)~Lollipop~Lixable~ 32)sexyNsensual 33)DedicatedEnerget
Just Saying My Opinion
I HAVE SEEN AND HEARD SEVERAL PEOPLE HERE AS LATE. TRYING TO PROMOTE ANOTHER ADULT SITE WE KNOW THEIR ARE SEVERAL BUT THIS IS ONE IN PETICULAR. BELIEVE WE AS A FREE COUNTRY HAVE THE RIGHT TO GO TO AS MANY AS WE LIKE . I HELPED FIGHT FOR THAT PRIVELEGE. THE PROBLEM WITH ME IS DOWN TALKING FUBAR BEING HATEFUL ABOUT IT. THINK IF YOU AS A PERSON HAVE THIS FEELING THEN LEAVE. YOU DONT GO TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND WHINE AND AND TRY TO CONVINCE THEM TO LEAVE AND GO TO THIS OTHER SITE. i SAY YOU HAVE A PROBLEM IT IS YOURS DONT GIVE IT TO OTHERS. IT RUINS EVERY ONE ELSES FUN. JUST SAY YOUR GOOD BYE'S AND LEAVE SO ALL WILL BE HAPPY' WOULD LIKE TO HER ALL OF MY FRIENDS OPINION ABOUT THIS. THANK ALL OF YOU IN ADVANCE. fU ON
Because I'm Bored....
and someone will read this....     I had to go in and see the guy who pierced my nose again today...because i haz teh dumbs....anyways...he says to me "oh wow, your nose looks great....for someone who won't quit fucking with it! your messing up my work!"
Jail Bait Part 3
Calling Bank Manager.... ring ring ring Heather (his assistant): Hello me: Hi Heather its Denise I have a problem can you help me out.... Heather: Whats going on Denise, Ill do what i can to help you. Me: I deposited a cheque into my personal account and when i try to make a payment its telling me there's not enough funds in the account..... Heather: Oh let me check.....you hear typing in the back ground) I'm wondering what the hell government account has taken funds out of my account... i don't owe taxes. what the hell is going on......and oh my god please don't ask questions.... Heather: Oh Denise you have a hold on that cheque.... Me: Why I don't have daily limits on my card Heather: Denise that's your business account not that card... Me: Can you release the funds please Heather: I am not sure you usually have to wait 5 business days This is where i decided that i need to tell her my boyfriends in jail thus publicly humiliating me and losing some respect from my busine
Quality Time
I feel like my son and I have finally turned a corner in our relationship. We've found something that we are mutually interested in. I mean, I don't much enjoy the Backyardigans or making enormous messes for me to clean up like he does, and he's not such a big fan of fubar. What he and I both like is online Pacman. I like to try incessantly to make it past level one, and he likes to sit in my lap and watch mommy fail miserably. It's really quite enjoyable. He seems to like any time where mommy looks silly. Anything to get us sanely towards bedtime...
Marriage
After a nice chat in someone's blog, I felt the need to explain my reason for disliking the whole idea of legal marriage.   First things first, my parents divorced 7 or so years ago.   Back story, my dad was a waste of space. Pretty much never worked, was an alcoholic, always in trouble with the police. We only managed because my mom worked full time.   Now, the point of this blog. When the divorce went through, he was awarded three hundred thousand pound, or something stupid like that, even though he deserved fuck all.   That, is my gripe with the whole ideal with marriage.    
Dumped... Again
I mean what is is about me? I am a great chick! I had a bad feeling this weekend that it was gonna be over. As usual I was right. How could I not be? I'm 32 years old and have been dumped more than BFI. But I don't get it. I wanted to get the news over with so after not hearing from him at all yesterday I wrote a txt saying: Are you not talking to me? Just say so and I'll leave you alone. I get back: Yea. I'm sorry You're a sweet girl and we would be great friends but beacause we were more than that already I dunno if we could. I don't NEED any more FUCKING friends! I want a boyfriend! An I'm never gonna have one because I'm never good enough. Oh I'm sweet and I'm great.. but NEVER fucking good enough? WHY THE FUCK NOT?!?! WHat the fuck is it about me that make men run?
Hello Sub
So my good friend pimped me out and I got this little gem in a PM. Where do these guys come from? I mean seriously? Of course if anyone is interested let me know I'll SB you the contact info. Cause I think I'll pass. hi...is your submissive behaviour as good as your outer appearance? i message you, because i have seen you while i was roaming arround the profiles...i am looking for an online-sub. when you are interested in bdsm related chats, cam-to-cam chats, tasks, exercises and when you would like to know more, just send me a message. it would be really nice to talk with you about this...have you ever thought about serving someone? to serve someone mentally or sexually... to take care about somebodys needsto talk with me about mental or sexual desires... to act as submissive for me. a dominant who tells you what to do, how to react and that takes care of your submissive needs if you have some?to please me mentally or sexually... to act as submissive on command... to know how it is
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I will do this but I am nice enough not to tag anyone   1. I am double jointed 2. I have been stabbed 3. I will be changing my relationship status soon 4. after witchie's blog I had to google a dongle 5.I am an atheist 6. me and my son both almost died when he was born 7. as bitchy as I seem I do not carry a grudge..it takes too much energy and hatred eats the person carrying it..and no one else 8. I have remained friends with all but one of my exes..that would be the one that stabbed me 9. I am not interesting enough to do these     *edited for my grammar nazis*
Maury
So I'm just watching some daytime drama while I'm getting ready to leave for my interview and there was a young girl on Maury who's baby's father denied that he was. She is now 19 but was 17 when she got pregnant and the entire time she was yelling she was throwing accusations around saying "he got me pregnant" "its his fault i'm a mom" People really have a hard time accepting any responsibility for anything anymore. Like he raped her! Whatever...She made her bed and its her fault too.
Bird Murder, Et Cetera
Lest you wonder, I’m still in Dakota territory, cooking, reading, writing, enjoying the harvest from my wildly overgrown garden, lamenting the fact that my hens aren’t laying eggs yet. My days are filled with food and words; the evenings feature starry skies, howls from not-too-distant coyotes. Though the nights are getting cooler, the hummingbirds, like me, aren’t convinced that it’s time to head south. I spoke with my father yesterday about hunting season—my parents have a 4,000 acre farm and a pheasant hunting lodge. Though most of the weekends are booked up, they still have a handful of openings. For the weekend of November 7-9, they have room for three more hunters. The weekend of November 14-16 is, at the moment, unbooked, which means they have room for ten hunters. The hunts are limited, so the birds are plentiful, and this isn’t a game farm, which means you won’t encounter any pen-raised birds. The hunting lodge, which has been my summe
Sarcasm!
Do you need intellect and witt for this?   Why do people find it offensive (because i throw in a bit of factual reference maybe)   can you be TOO sarcastic?   these are the questions i'n currently pondering .......
The Nerve Of Some People...
So this evening I sent a text to Not Tellin'. Letting her know how much I value her friendship, and as a responce, I get *Looks at text for a direct quote*  "You suck. I hope zombies eat your face off" I think someone owes me a "sorry" just saying :p 
New Avatar Policy Updte
Greetings fubarbarians..... I wanted to remind eveyrone that our new avatar is not meant to piss anyone off. We do not want to mark photos NSFW. The goal is to clean up the main photos. The guidelines are clear. If your photo was marked in your gallery, please contact a bouncer or myself, and we will review it and remove the NSFW flag. 1. Some photos that are being marked in galleries are ripped photos that other users have chosen to use as an avatar. When that photo is flagged, every copy on the site gets flagged. As I mentioned above, take it to a bouncer for review and we will remove the NSFW flag. 2. If you just signed on and found your Avatar was flagged, take it to a bouncer and ask them to remove the flag and do not use that photo as an avatar. 3. The bouncers have been very clearly informed to be very cool and patient about working with and communicating with users who need to change their avatar. If you receive a chat message or email from a bouncer, please be cool and wor
Someone's "about Me" Section
I saw this when I was perusing some profiles.   "3. YES I HAVE NSFW AND NO YOU CANNOT SEE THEM! UNLESS YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU CAN DO TO GET IN THAT FOLDER DONT THINK THEY COME FOR NOTHING! IM NOT LIKE THAT SO DONT EVEN ASK UNLESS UR READY TO BUY BLING PACKS/VIPs/HAPPYHOURS OR SOMETHING OF THAT NATURE! GET IT GOT IT GOOD!"   Now, this makes it sound worse than just showing it to someone.  I mean it makes this woman sound like a WHORE.  I have nudes but you have to pay type of thing.   Yes, these our are people.  And, people wonder what is wrong with the gene pool.   That is all Dit Peace baby   I will need to come up with my own finishing number   how about   Thats what she said
No Sex In The Vip Room!
Not really but ya looked!!!! I log in to day to 3 new friends requests from three otal new friend requests:  4106458i just joined!open! ACCEPT    |    DENY 4099080i just joined!open! ACCEPT    |    DENY 4094710i just joined!open! ACCEPT    |    DENY         no pics or anything...they all say I just joined!!! but the strange thing is they are all invited by Me... or so the profiles say!!!!... wtf is going on around here? I didnt invite anyone or post an invite link anywhere....grrrr   anywys, goodmorning all you crazy peoples...all 3 of you that will read this non sense like its important! :D    
Fakes, Real Life & Stuff To Think About On Fubar...
( I’ve tried posting this 6 different times, maybe the 7th will be a charm…) Well, it’s about that time again, time for more fun fun! This one will be a little scatterbrained so please bear with me…… Is this really The Girl of Gold? http://fubar.com/user/2827427 Pics can be found @ http://www.thegoldengirl.net/gallery.php So….yeah this place is funny. It really is. Everyone takes something different from this place. Whether it be to get off, hook up, make real life friends or something more, have fun, have laughs or kill some time between whatever it is you do. There’s the lifers, the point whores
The Offical 9/11 Futard Of The Day Blog..
You know, well clearly you know what today is other than the fact that you see it everywhere. Today is 9/11/2010. The 9th Anniversary of the attacks on the Pentagon, New York City and the foiled attack on the White House thanks to some heroic passengers on an airplane. Thousands of people died that day. It wasn't the Challenger, it wasn't a natural disaster. It was clearly a planned attack on our way of life by people that well, simply hate us. Today even Fubar itself is paying tribute to the day by not even having a Happy Hour (can anyone remember the last day there was no Happy Hour? That would be 2/1/2007, thank you very much..lol) SO yeah, it's a pretty important day. For some people. Then earlier this morning I was linked to this disaster posting by clearly someone who has "had enough"... Sooo umm yeah. Really? While this is America and yes we have freedom of speech, yes everyone is free to voice their opinons and all of that, there is also something called decency an
Yay For Judgmental People!
johnny: hi how are you are you close to pascagoula 6:48pm Suga Lips: no idea. I'm not from here. 6:51pm johnny: so whats your name 6:51pm Suga Lips: its on my profile 6:52pm johnny: so were you from i'm new here also 6:52pm Suga Lips: NY 6:53pm johnny: i'm from san diego 6:53pm johnny: how you like it here 6:53pm Suga Lips: it's cool 6:54pm johnny: u from upstate or city 6:54pm Suga Lips: upstate 6:54pm johnny: so you country girl 6:54pm Suga Lips: not really 6:55pm johnny: never been upstate 6:55pm johnny: just heard its pretty country 6:55pm Suga Lips: it is
Sluts!
Well thanks to a few assholes around here: it's official I'm hoaring tomorrow.   Mark your calendars. Assholes.   Oh yea, some other Bitchie will be too.   That is all.
Holy Crap!!! Over 2 Years? Questions: 3-5-2012
Thank Witchie for reminding me of how much I love this shit.   Ask me ANYTHING!!! Any question: no matter how personal, thought-provoking, or ludicrous it may be. I promise to give the truth, no matter how embarassing or humiliating it may be...or if I don't know the truth I'll make it up and give a bullshit answer so believable you won't know the difference.    Do this, and then go make your own
"dud" Is A Catfish.
I can't make this stuff up.   See for yourself...   http://jdnewbeginning.blogspot.com/
Social Concepts
Someone pointed out that I didn't post this on this site, and they were quite correct. So I'm rectifying that....If you agree with me, go to BabyJesus' page and post a link to this blog please. Thats all I ask I joined a website back in September, it was called LostCherry. The site was really cool, and had about 220k members. I used to play Y! Pool all the time, so naturally I had a myspace account and talked to people online quite frequently. However, I'd never seen anything like LostCherry before. It was like myspace, but better. You could say what you wanted without fear of Dateline or angry parents tracking you down. You got the option to upload up to FIFTY pictures, wow!! That was amazing. And you get to rate pictures/profiles/blogs, even the bulletins had the ability to comment on them. Plus there were lounges, and everyone had to be 18 to sign up. NO KIDS to worry about!! I was loving it. Instantly, I became an addict. I dropped out of my pool league, and spent all time on
Ugh!!!
Well its another Sunday alone, my Boyfriend is at work, then won't be here tonight. I am trying on how to enjoy time alone. But I sure do miss him :( Oh well.....

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