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Steps To Freedom
Can you Promise me courage yes I received a mind full of fear I asked will I be happy yes Then found myself drowning in sadness I asked will I be accepted yes I found myself isolated Can you Promise me love yes I received a heart full of hate I asked may I walk away from you NO its to late Then one day while you were not looking I found the most amazing room In it a set of steps as I slowly climbed I found all the promises you broke coming true You asked where are you going! silence.... You yelled you cant live without me! silence.... You cried wait comeback you need me! silence.... There was no need to reply, for all you promised... I found in me.

Pedro Orlando & Dawn...
Do You Live In The Orlando Area? If so, what can you tell me about it? Pitch me on why it's great to live there. Or conversely if you think it sucks and no one should ever live there, that's ok too. How are the bars? Are there concerts you'd like to see but they don't come to town and you have to drive all over the place to see them? What's gas prices like? Can you get 4G? How about 4H? I'm in a research phase, so uh, help me research.

On Jerks And Why You Shouldn't Date Them
A package arrived today, a large box from my ex in which he'd bubble-wrapped and newspaper-stuffed every gift I'd ever given him, as well as a handful of books he'd borrowed, and several stacks of his writing, including a letter he'd written to me but not sent, a bunch of journal entries, and an angry letter telling me what a terrible person I am, how everything was entirely my fault, how I just take and take and take and never give, how I'm going to be unhappy and childless forever and how it's my own fault, and how I'm not allowed to write to him, call him, text him, or use his name or likeness in any of my writings. (The last prohibition seems a little weird. Did he think I would otherwise do that?) In one of the zanier passages of the letter, he told me I needed to apologize to my mother because now she won't get to have him as a son-in-law and we won't make her grandbabies. I called my mother and told her what he did and what he said, and she said (bless her heart): Good ridda

Happy F@#ksgiving Everyone!
There should be a holida like the second tuesday in May that is the opposite of Thanksgiving. This holiday would be known as "Fucksgiving" and would celebrate not what you are thankful for, but more to the point of things you dont give a fuck about. The bird in this holiday would be a bit different, but you could still gather friends and family and wish them all a Happy Fucksgiving! Unless of course, they are what you don't give a fuck about.

Hi ... New Health Update
G`evening To All ... Okay Here Goes ... Will Put It Out The Way My Cardiologists Explained It To Me And My Mon... Okay So After All The Test In The Last Few Weeks The Outcome Is , I Have Blockages In Some Of My Vales ... Now How My Cardiologists Explained It There Is " Good Blockage " Which Means They Can Open You Up And Do A Stent Or Bypass Which Means You Have Like 75% to 90% Blockage ... And Than There Is " Bad Blockage " Which Means They Can't Do Anything Which Is 40% to 60% Blockage .. Which I Have The " Bad Blockage " !!! Thanks For Taking The Time To Read If U Do

Good Things Come In Threes?
FoldersInboxBlingDrinks (85)Notifications (20)SentSaved older message >> reply forward back to folder move to Saved delete from: matt turner subject: Re: Live boardcasting. received: 05/14/2013 04:04 pm replied: no block this member Apparently you just want everyone else to watch. Thats a shame. I'm not bi. I don't like other guys watching. Even if its indirectly on public cam. That still counts. duh. Also, If you really wanted to watch, you should of just asked me directly, instead of asking your friend to make a post to my profile and then jumping in and making a comment. I know you had your friend do it, because she never responded back to my comments. It was pretty obvious. If this was your way off trying to get me to do it on public cam, not happening. But what I don't get is why is me only doing it on public cam is

One Little Comment..and N/a [public Profile]
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Abc Stands For Awesome Beverage Chics
As things go, if I become attached to a product, they will inevitably discontinue it. So as with my fave summertime drink for the last 4-5 yrs or so, Seagrams Green Dragon, a kind of melon tooter gin n juice mix. With local stores out of stock, online I went to try and hunt down the last remnants of this product. I did find some here n there., but shipping to my state proved it was gonna painful at best. A few of the websites claiming to be able to deliver had a link to check for closest availability near me. So I clicked both and they came back with the Richmond ABC, and had a number to call. I was already braced for a very condensending state office person to relay to me with underlyingly snide joy of how shit out of luck I was....but instead this bubbly angelic southern voice answered. Robin listened tentatively as I blathered about my dilemma and the path that led me to her. Luckily the website showed a Seagrams item number which helped her out immensely. Without complaint she i

People Of The Fu.
Whenever I get a blank friend request on Fubar from someone I've never had any interaction with, I'm always sort of surprised. Not that it happens a lot, but often enough in the 6 + years or so I've been on this website to make me wonder what it's about. Being the person I am, 90% of the time I have usually replied to these people in a private message with a brief explanation as to why I won't accept their request presently, but if they wish to talk and allow us to get to know one another they could see if I was actually "friend-worthy". I always thought this was a respectful gesture to let them know I wasn't rejecting them out-of-hand, but I'd prefer to get to know anyone before becoming their friend. It all seems logical. And it's what I would like; that is if I went about randomly sending out friend requests to people I don't know.The funny part is about 70% of the time, people take exception to my message. As if I'm doing something offensive by replying. So from now on, I'll simp

Ughhhhhh
I watch people out here beg constantly....beg for bling....beg for likes....beg for crushes lol....all I ask for is a little honesty....maybe I even beg for it....no games....a straight answer like what I would readily give if a friend thought something inportant enough to ask....but then again this is only fubar....should I expect any reality out here....lol

Beware Of A Scammer And Thief On Fubar...
This person claims to be a LADY but she is living in a DREAM world ! She would like to be considered a WOLFE but really nothing more then a snake in the grass. She ripped a friend on Fu off and drained her bank account. Beware of who you trust because some claim to be your friend but some take friendship to a level of stealing and abusing you to there advantage. Just a warning ! Been ripped onced myself in here and I can only blame myself for trusting someone on the other side on a PC screen. Need more detail please PM me or SB me. Only we as a team can get people like this off of Fubar. Thanks Small Town Girl

Real Life
Well, since so many of my family/friends have been wondering why I'm not on fu as much as before...Well this is what happened: Sept 11th my washer quit on me..(have to go next door to do laundry); then on 18th my car, hubby was driving to get to work, water pump went out so had to park it, can't afford the $500 to get it fixed yet...then on following monday 23rd hubby got an email from his brother that his other brother in Okla had passed away on 16th...they couldn't find our email address or phone number to call us about it till after the services...we couldn't of went cause car was down.....My husband had been driving 70 miles round trip to work...when my car quit he got his friend to take him back and forth to work for 3 weeks, then the friend told him he couldn't do it anymore...so my husband put in a transfer back to our Wal-Mart here in town, (Oct 1st) which is 2 miles from us..got it in 2 days so now he's driving his pickup which is only good for short distance.. Our cell phon

Its...*dolt ... Fuckface
No clue who this shithead is...and....ya'll know Ive hardly been online for months...with that said..im only a cunt in sb if smeone comes at me in an ignorant manner.... Clear HistoryClose jm428 Buzz: pickled Level: 29 Gender: Male, 44 Location: Baton Rouge, LA Status: I FINALLY Got My Job!!! I Am Officially A Safety Technician For Harbor Environmental!!!!I Start Tomorrow Mon Sep 9Th!! Thank You ALL For The Love AND Support!!!XOXOXO jm428: Has Narcissistic And Egomaniac Been Used To Describe You?... It Seems To Me That You Think WAY Too Highly Of Yourself... You Truly Are A Joke... I Love People Who Think They Are Smarter Than Anyone In The World.. You Are WAY Too DEEP Of A Person For Me!...Thanks For Being The Oxygen Thief Waste Of Space You Are!...I Can't Belie

My Brother
A sad day for me :( Category: Life Tonight is one of the hardest nights of my life.2 years ago at 12:05 am i got a phone call . It was about my bother Joey . See he had a few drinks and was cleaning a gun ,,,well we know the two dont mix . I was at home and the phone rang , it was my mom , she had told me that Joey was in the hospital and it dont look good . she then said he got shot . My sister picked me up at 2:15 am and brang me to her home to stay for a few days . We went to the hospital to see my brother , the doctors said there was no chance for a normal life for him . We needed to let him go . We all gatherd around him to comfert him incase he knew . As i held him i can feel his life just slipping away . OMG i dont know how this could happend is all i can think of . I felt such pain in my heart and i am feeling it right now . I wish i could change things .Just bring him back home . After we said our good byes i think i felt a bit better knowing he was in no pain and that h

My Page
To all my friends and fans, my family that I so dearly love on here.. Let me say a little about my page and it's meaning. I do so love life and all in it.. I learned at a very young age that we are all connected and I try so hard not to be prejudicial. I am a woman of the Earth, Of all religions and I adore life... I have had one realy hard life, yet, I don't take the hardness that I have endured to heart. I have learned from it. I am basically a pagan/ Wiccan.... I know my karma and what it stands for.... I ask you all to go look at my page and see for yourself. If you get one little thing from it , it will make me happy and I will know that we all still have hope. I have eneterd my page into the pagan showcase contest at Ravynwolff's page, just go to my family and go to her page and leave me a 10 there... To you all, I say Goddesss Blessed... Cassy

Is This Dangerous Reading Or Going Overboard?
The 25th annual Banned Books Week is Sept. 23-30. The American Library Association says each book below has been pulled from some libraries or schools. You’ll be surprised by the list. Why were Garfield and a dictionary deemed dangerous? Visit parade.com. The Adventures of Captain Underpants—causes unruly behavior The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn—racist language Anne Frank: The Diary of a Young Girl—sexually explicit The Catcher in the Rye—offensive language Garfield: His Nine Lives—banned from kids’ section of library only: offensive language The Handmaid’s Tale—sexually explicit Harry Potter (entire series)-occult Little Red Riding Hood—bottle of wine in basket for Grandma Merriam-Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary—offensive language To Kill a Mockingbird—racist language A number of other books have been removed because of provocative pictures, racist or explicit language, or controversial ideas. Sometimes the books are “challenged”—that is, individual

Men Are Like...
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now adays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like ….Laxatives.... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like ….Bananas.... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ....Weather…. Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ....Blenders.... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars.... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ....Commercials.... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like ....Department Stores.... Their clothes are always 1/2 off 8. Men are like ....Government Bonds.... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ....Mascara…. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ....Popcorn.... They satisfy

Skin Requests
Hey all. It is amazing. I started off by maing a few skins to improve my HTML programming skills (I guess I'm too white and Nerdy) and next thing I know... it is almost a full time job keeping up with special requests. LOL! I think it is awsome that most of you returned the love by rating all my pictures and commenting so that I knew you were there. Those who don't... Oh well... The song Instant Karma comes to mind. Anyways, I have found that it is getting hard for me to track who wants what made, so hence this blog. If you want a special skin made for you, PLEASE LEAVE ME A COMMENT on this blog. Let me know what picture or topic you want in the background and if you have a link to a particular picture that would help a lot. Also, if you have already requested a skin, PLEASE re-request it (I am making up words now) by commenting here also. This way your request will not fall away to never never land. I am so glad to see so many of you using my skins. It

My Uncle's Surgery
Well, I am happy to say that my uncle came out of the surgery okay. There were a couple of problems, however, so the surgery was a little more difficult than they originally thought it would be. First, they discovered that the one at the base of his skull had deeper roots into the skull bone itself than they could see on an x-ray. So, naturally, that caused it to take longer. The second thing that happened was that they actually had to stop for several minutes during the operation because he had a seizure. They were able, however, to get the seizure under control fairly quickly and were able to continue in spite of it. After 4 1/2 hours he was out. Yes, that's all. But, when you consider that the tumors were both in relatively accessible places and my uncle had one of the best surgeons in the world, literally, not to mention one of the most efficient and quickest, 4 1/2 hours is a long time. Well, anyway, it is over now and he will be fine. We have to give it about 48 h

Think About Me?
...and it was another chance for me, another chance to make you believe your near. You'll never know what it's to always be last in line with no chance to fight, you're so far gone that you can't even see the light ...and it feels so dark inside me now because there's no one there you'll never know what it's like to be the one who really cares... So long the time ago to be what I wanted to be to you You said, "Don't hold me down, I've got to go and do what I have dreamed, not knowing where you are and missing you would be good for you and me." ...and it feels so dark inside me now because there's no one there you'll never know what it's like to be the one who really cares... Could it be that years have gone from me, gone away waiting for the one I loved? Do you think about me?

Harrassment (watch Out For This Guy)
WOW!!!! So I have tried to be friends with everyone, no one has been mean, everyone has been great...Until last night, I exlained to a guy on here that my husband and I are swingers..First he claimed that I never told him I was married, whatever..that was the first thing I told him...then he started degrading me becsause of my lifestyle.. He said that, I am a stupid fucking cunt..that I am a nasty bitch, that I am worse than a prostitute, at least prostitutes get paid..he said some other pretty hurtful things that I would rather not repeat. So, I posted a bulletin, letting everyone know that I am married..didnt say anything about who he was, not a word..well of course my husband does not take it lightly that his wife was just treated like shit, so he posted a comment on the guys page, simply telling him that it was his loss and that he didnt appreciate him talking to me that way. This guy, in turn, creates another profile and begins to leave nasty comments on my page like "you fat nast

~never Married~
I never married because- I have 3 pets that serve the same purpose: 1) a dog that growls 2) a parrot that swears all the time 3) a cat that comes home late at night Q:And what I want in a man? A:A well hung MIME

A Letter To The Ex
Well the other week the ex sent me an email saying how she forgave herself for the things she has done...and I didn't even know how to respond to that. I have been doing my best to be adult and friendly because I’m trying to get custody of my 12 year old son. But I have been feeling really passionate lately thanks to someone coming into my life. N Passionate to me means being open and expressing how you really feel....so yeah I let her have it. The following is an actual email I sent, well minus changing her name to EX… I'm sharing this because it felt good to get it out to her...hell why not yell it out to the world. EX, I have been doing lots of thinking and its time I stand up and just be a man. If you’re not going to reply to me then at least you send back an email and say ok, fuck you, or something. I think you need to read this, be objective, and stop being so naïve about our past relationship. I have been doing my best to remain an adult and treat you nicely, but do you

Hey Everyone....
ALL YOU GUYS WHO LEFT A MILLION COMMENTS I DIDNT KNOW IT WOULD ERASE.....AND NOW THAT I HAVE OVER A THOUSAND....I NEED YOUR HELP......LEAVE A COMMENT ON HERESO I KNOW WHOIM SUPPOSED TO GIVE THE SPECIAL GIFTS TO

Updated List~ Make Sure Ur On It
IF YOUR NOT ON THIS LIST ITS ONE OF TWO REASONS....1. YOU DIDNT SHOW ME MAD LOVE YET IN THE CONTEST FOR BEST BOD....OR 2. I MISSED YOU BC IT ERASES AFTER LIKE 50 COMMENTS... IF ITS NUMBER TWO LEAVE A COMMENT ON HERE SO I KNOW I MISSED YOU....)|(ILL KNOW IF U REALLY VOTED ALOT I CHECK IT ALMOST EVEERY 20 MINUTES....SO DONT PUT A COMMENT UNLESS UREALLY HELPE ME OUT...) IF YOUR UNDER NUMBER 1 THEN YOU NEED TO GO VOTE A BUNCH AND LEAVE MILLIONS OF COMMENTS AND COME BACK AND PUT A COMMENT ON TTTHHHIIISSSS BLOG.... HERES THE LIST: ~RANDY ~MYLILBUTT ~RIGHTOUS ~VIXEN ~ACROPORA ~CLITCOMMANDER ~ALLAMAS ~JOHNNIE B GOOD ~JLEE499 ~JERSEYBEE ~ELEMILLIEN ~LORD RAVEN ~SLATINO ~SLIM JIM 3000 ~SOCIAL KING ~FUCK ME TENDER AND BLOW ME DOWN ~SPOOKSHOW BABY ~ARESWIPE ~SMYTS ~TOMMY O ~KEKEO ~ANGEL EYES ~HATEISALLI ~........... ~F_UCKMEIMFAMOS ~REDGREGG ~ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT ~BIG J ~aBSO FUCKIN LUTLY ~ THE LC KING ~ARMY BLACK WOLF ~ LATINO TICO ~BIGD ~hootie

My Salute To New Orleans
A City that was - and will be again The glamorous city of New Orleans had a very humble start to life. Founded by French Creoles, the city actually began as a crude settlement battered by hurricanes, floods and hostile Indians. By 1762, Louisiana had been transferred from French to Spanish hands, putting New Orleans in the hands of the Spanish at the time the New England colonies were revolting against George III. Following the Louisiana Purchase, thousands of American settlers came down the Mississippi to make their fortunes in New Orleans. Today, New Orleans flourishes as one of the largest ports in the United States and one of the nations most popular tourist destinations. Millions of dollars are being spent in development and renovation. Yet, with all the modern innovations, the city retains its Old World European aura, carefully preserving its history, its reputation for world-famous jazz and cuisine, and its romantic Creole heritage. New Orleans is proud of i

Not Safe For Work Policy
What is considered NSFW (Not Safe For Work)? A photo is deemed NSFW if it is: * Explicitly sexual in nature (suggestive) * Overtly tasteless * Slandering to any person or ethnicity In addition to the above criteria, if a photo is a primary photo, it will be flagged as NSFW if it also contains a suggestive body part without the member’s face in the photo. Accounts will be terminated for abusing the NSFW policy. This includes Bulletins, Comments, MUMMs, Cherry Stash entries and Blogs. We realize that we may not catch everything right away, and this is where the community can help us all out by flagging inappropriate content when they see it. Let’s keep CherryTAP a fun and clean place to hangout!

Nsfw Flagging Abuse
Cherries: Most of you are smart enough to use common sense here, but for the those of you who need more clarification. 1. DON'T Maliciously flag photos or you will be deleted. We have a NO tolerance policy. If you see an excessive amount of photos that you think need moderation, please report to a bouncer first before going on a flagging campaign. 2. DON'T Flag a photo of a person in their bathing suit or underwear if you can see their face clearly. If you there is ANY nudity, please flag. This means see through garments. If the person is looking REALLY slutty, please flag. Use your common sense here. 3. DON'T take it personal if one of your photos is flagged. The NSFW policy was designed to target Main photos and public areas. When your photo is flagged, it means you can NOT use it as a main photo. Pleas focus your flagging attention to the public areas. Ass, crotch, cleavage shots without a face should be flagged. Even if it is a cute little tattoo on your bum, if it

Leaving Sunday Morn Wont Be Back Till Maybe Monday If All Goes Well ..
HEY EVERYONE THAT CARES... I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN MY LIFE AND RIGHT NOW ITS NOT SO GREAT MY FATHER WHO I AM REALLY CLOSE TO IS REALLY ILL HES BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL FOR 2 WEEKS NOW AND KEEPS FLATLINING IT IS GETTING HARDER FOR THEM TO REVIVE HIM EACH TIME AND THEY CAN NOT FIGURE OUT WHY THIS IS--HE HAD OPEN HEART SURGERY AND QUAD BY PASS DUE TO THEY COULD NOT DO THE 6..AND NOW HES DOWNHILL...SO HE WAS TRANSFERRED TO COLUMBUS HERE IN OHIO WHICH IS A BETTER MORE ADVANCED HOSPITAL AND HES HAVING A SURGERY MON MORNIN FOR DEFIBULATOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND SOME OTHER THINGS SO THATS WHERE I AM GOING TO BE WITH MY MOTHER SUPPORTING HER THROUGH THIS I WILL MISS YOU ALL AND THANKS FOR YOUR LOVE.... IF IM NOT BACK THEN YOU KNOW SOMETHING WENT WRONG ***KISSES***** JULES

Tortured Souls
His Eyes Dart open like that of a child waking from a nightmare. The stench is putrid unable to identify it, he chalks it up as mould and rotting food. His wrists burn from what must be hemp rope Binding them behind him. All he can see is black, save the window above which seems so far away or, is the window small and he in a close room. Unaware of where he is, what Time it is, how he got here or anything else, He stares out the window in silence. The moon is bright, almost full, maybe it is full? No, he decides it is not quite full. Which Allows him to Figure out roughly what the date is. It is nearing the end of November. A sound catches his ears, which seem to be more useful than his eyes, In this blacker than black room. It is to his left, water dripping into a shallow puddle, Drip Drip Drip. He begins to count them, to help him pass time. 1, 2, 3.... To his right he hears a stirring. He swings his head, a shooting pain runs from above his ear to just below his shoulder blade, wi

My Pics And The Public At Large Here..
I dont make policy or the rules here but I understand why they are doing the things they are doing here....I may not agree with some of the things but I understand why nevertheless.... Earlier I took my NSFW pics and made them so only those I made FAMILY could see them....Im of the opinion that if we arent going to get points for them being rated, they serve no real purpose anymore so they dont need to be public.... Since I did that I have been flooded with messages from those that think my action was unfair and unjust to them....Guess what guys...I dont care.... Those are MY pics not yours....I made this decision based on the new policy here....I dont need you messaging me whining and begging to see my OTHER pics....And Im not going to let you see them when YOU want to see them.... You want to see them so bad, go join my website and PAY to see them....I was just being nice and trying to show that Im just as human as everyone else here..and I will decide when and IF I want

Internet "love" Sucks (pt. 2)
As most of you know I lost the love of my life in 2004. I have never fully recovered and am beginning to think I never will. I realize that I am more and more escaping into the internet to avoid relationships in real life. Case in point I have met a man here. Please don't ask me who he is because I won't tell you. He is absolutely amazing, one of the greatest men I've never met. He is also unattainable to me a million times over. That is very comforting to me in a lot of ways and absolutely heart wrenching in others. He's the closest thing to happy I've felt since Wes died. He makes me laugh and he keeps me grounded. He's incredibly intelligent and sexy and can be a complete ass. I find myself thinking about him when I'm with my family or at work. Wondering what he's doing or if he's enjoying his day. I know full well that I'm not the only woman in his life. He is completely honest with me about everything, I trust him completely. I go to his page and see women cal

My Looks ..
Hi this is about my looks ok alot are viewing and rating my pics and I thank you all ok but unlike some guys who post pics up here this is the real me and my age too .. but see the problem is realy all that views my pics they need to look real close ok because im not all that good looking ok at least i admit it instead of maken up a phony pic or a pic of some 1 else I can never do that .. I hope this don't upset none of you and I thank you all for checkin me out and my pics too I like all my friends and the beautiful and sweet comments too ... thank you all for bein my friend.. I have been single most of my life now soo im use to it now I never judge no woman by her looks or body but they all judge me its cool now at times its hard cruel world but I can never do that to no 1 .. Thank You to all .. Jay Koons

Wo Hoo I Am Under 10 Finally!!
I got my lab results from the drs lab and they told me my white cells were normal and that my HCG has dropped to 9....can you believe it 9....I am finally under 10. The Dr still wants me in for the ultrasound on Monday morning though to make sure there is nothing wrong that has made my numbers drag along so slowly. I am so happy to finally know that I am getting better and that we are just this much closer to getting pregnant again

Our Angel!!!!
Today Friday the 15th... I recieved the ever so late phone call that NO one ever wants. I had just found out that my niece who is 4yrs old passed away do to a HORRIBLE car accident. I may or may not be online to recieve ya'lls love. But whoever may read this pls keep me and my family in your prayers. And just know that we have another lil angel watching down on us. Here are two pics of my niece Aleyiha she is two in these pics, I can't think straight enough to find recent pics. But I wanted to show you our angel.

I'm Not Sorry There Was You
I'm Not Sorry There Was You- by Bette Popillo (In memory of her babies, Michael Elliot, Jan.2 1980, and Ann Elizabeth, Jan. 10, 1981) I'm not sorry there was you. I'm not sorry for those joyful days of anticipation and planning when we learned we had conceived you. I'm not sorry for all those dreamy days of wonderful preoccupation with thoughts of you. I'm not sorry for those warm special feelings of wonder and awe as I felt you move within me. I'm not sorry for the excitement I watched on your father's face as he felt those magical "first kicks." I'm not sorry for the way you opened my eyes to all that I am blessed with. I'm not sorry that your loss inspired in me a richer, deeper sense of the preciousness of life and a better understanding of what is really important. I'm not sorry for the way in which your births and deaths pulled my family members even closer together than they were before. I'm not sorry for my

Are You Fucking Kidding Me?
Are guys so stupid that they think if they tell me how big their dick is or how good they fuck that I'll wake up one day and go... you know what, I've been wrong all this time, I don't think I'm a lesbian anymore, not only that, I want that guy on CherryTap who didn't say hello to me before he talked about his penis and what he'd do to me. It clear I don't like boys (well except for a few lol)and if I did it sure wouldn't be someone I met online. Get over yourselves!

Fook Mi In The Ace.
observe: a guy i "e-dated" [whom i met on myspace] was in such films, as "Bring It On" , "Ten Things I Hate About You", and various other teen garbage movies. After watching this video on my homie 'compton ass matt's'profile, i spotted Ashley Barrett, also known as Ashley Howard to his Hollywood folk. i came to the realization that i sucked a gay cock. *hoping it went gay after the fact* spy: he is the strawberry blonde with the fuaxhawk wearing nothing but his gay ass panties. [on the floor, groping two semi-naked men.]

On Top ~ A Sensual Expose ~ Please Do Comment!
ON TOP A Sensual Expose (ADULT CONTENT- I want comments!!!!) the urge strong fierce and bold to ride to ride til the world subsides nothing left but skin on skin to slip and slide no words no need to disturb the flow you feel it I feel it the deep tensed thrust and rocking hips to the bounce of my breasts hand grasp hair in fingertips your chest the nest for raking nails pelvis tilting in sensual bliss like a tilt-a-whirl round and round left on high no brakes to slow me now gyrating to the sound the musical hum of two bodies entwined in a sensual wind pleasure primed your eyes gliding up and down my form desire peaking from your honeyed lips and passion glazed stare arms stretch to pull my hair nipples taunt beg for more as I find in you sweet release riding you my love slickened beast the morning comes but I cum first as you do too and then we slee

Hmmm The Forgotten Dwarfs
I always believed There had to Be more Just 7 guys together Life would be a bore I understand Their audience And the message They implored But the ones That are missing I would have Truly adored Sleazy was a sexy babe But did not fit The program Easy was everyone’s fave Just not in the story Junky Cracky And Methy Need no explanation They left Dopey in But everyone loves A stoner You know I am Leaving some out too Like Whorey, Fatty, and Crabful But there are just Too many To mention The life behind The 7 dwarves Was not Walt’s Intention *thanks to Sweet Alana for the title:)

Playmate Ate My Panites!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok now ppl today playmate ate my panties cause i wouldt agree with her now in my view if she eats my panties off me that makes the clear out winner of the argument and the night even rofl so if getting my panies ate off me means im not the winner heh lol im gonna finnaly start letting myself lose *still say i won the argument thu im the one has something ate

Woke Up Horny
Wow... what a dream I had. I am now so horny I cannot wait till my husband gets home from his business trip tonight. I might just watch a couple porn flicks and plan the evening for welcoming my husband home. Hmmmm.... I have an itch and my husband can scratch it... hurry home honey.

Shower Fun
I am craving shower pleasure with you, multiple shower heads make water cascade from our bodies, our tongues mesh probing deeply and hungrily as we press our bodies together and your smooth skin rubs against mine, your nipples hard with excitement and my swollen lid is pressing against your belly, I lower myself as I am probing your wet pussy lips and I kneel down and you drape one leg over my shoulder as I hungrily bury my face into your wet spread lips, nibbling teasing with my tongue, my teeth and lips cradling your buttocks with my hands and pressing a finger against your rosebud teasing it. I can feel you getting closer as you press harder on to my face, your hands on my head I can now feel your first orgasm, you make such luscious noises when you come, now it is your turn as you lower yourself and want me to stand up, you massage my scrotum and let your tonge run along the length of my shaft teasing the swollen tip and your first take in the tip as your tongue plays around the sm

Your Love
When I first met you I knew I could love you But yet I went away And still I saw you the next day Our second day together I felt I knew you forever When I went home I felt so alone Thinking about you Was all I could do Thats when I realized I needed you Now we are married And your child I shall carry We have had our ups And our downs Sometimes our feet Barley on the ground Being with you I have found That your love for me Is all the nourishment my heart needs

Vancouver - Glass Elevator - Part 1
I am trying something different. I am trying to write also from the MALE's perspective. Here is my first attempt as a male in my writing. I do like fantasies about elevators alone with a man so here is how I suspect a man would be thinking during such a fantasy. How was it? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I have just checked into my hotel and am about to go up the elevator to my room and I am standing in the lobby waiting for those stainless steel faced doors to open. The bell rings with each floor it stops at as I wait for it open for me. A long flight to Vancouver from Montreal and all I want to do is get undressed, take a shower and get into bed. I have a very busy schedule booked for tomorrow. I look at my watch and it is 10:35 PM. It is late and all I hear in the lobby is a phone ringing way off in the distance at the registration desk and of course that soft piano music being piped in all over the hotel. The full-length windows that line

Clear The Air With The Military Stuff
I love the military. My Dad is retired Army, and my nephew who is 18 is going to Iraq in April. This thing with Soldiers Sweetheart has nothing to do with the military, it has to do with her. So during my happy hour you are only hurting yourselves by boycotting me. This is childish and the people doing it need to grow up. I am going to call out the people responsible. Hammie, Porch Monkey, etc. Lets be adults and grow the fuck up. Jami

Why???
Not really a rant, just a question that keeps coming to mind!! Usually daily, around here! Why, when my birthday is June 3rd, does my age change on an almost daily basis, back and forth, between 59 and 60 years of age!!! I AM 59 YEARS OF AGE!!!!BLOODY HELL!!!! Don't make me age any faster than I am. I won't be 60 until June; don't list me as 60, and don't tell me to turn my birthday back a little bit!!!! Someone in Support told me a while ago to turn my birthday back to something earlier! WTF!!!! So, to all those as confused as I am becoming, I AM 59 YEARS OF AGE UNTIL JUNE 3RD!!! Deal with it!!!!!

Bloodlust.
This shine, the light that invades every corner. It fills the air, breaking through the darkness, shattering the peace. Put it out, shut it out. Turn to you. This is not ended. The light cannot defeat the dark. The dark is within this moment. It's there in your eyes. The inky blackness that brings us to this moment. The fury and the passion. You reach for me. I pull away. It's my turn. A blur of motion and your hair in my hand. Soft flowing fibers pulled taut with the force. Pulling harder. I see you cringe and it pleases me. Tipping your head back, exposing the milky flesh where your shoulder meets your neck. A sharp intake of breath. I grin. You know what comes next and you moan for it as I plunge my face into that soft hollow, bury my face in that crevice, savor the scent of your throat. I lay my lips against the spot where I can feel the life coursing through you. Steadily beating and flowing, calling to me... I sigh. I flick my

What If..........
A date with you would start, of course, with me asking you out and you accepting. It would begin around Nine AM I will take you to a restaurant on the beach where we would have a light breakfast...its a good way to get rid of butterflies in the stomach as well as communicate some ice breaking topics, this also gives you an out if you choose to end date.........After we have ate a bit and enjoyed talking to each other and we are both more relaxed, i will take you to a nice late morning stroll on the beach. We can hold hands and walk and talk about how beautiful the scene is and i will tell you how the day is so much more beautiful with you by my side.. We can play a bit chase each other around and walk barefoot in the shallow water.....I will kiss you at some point, a good kiss looking onto your wanting eyes, holding your face to mine....kiss, should you return the kiss I will embrace you, squeeze you close to me, at you will probably feel at this point my desire for you. But this i

I Will Be Published In A Magazine!!!
A publisher of adult magazines from Canada offered to pay for my stories that they publish of mine. She said that they found me on either literotica.com or on eroticstories.com where I have published my stories online for free. They liked the way I wrote my stories and offered to buy stories. They said since I own the copyright I will be able to sell my stories to any other publisher also. They are now sending me the forms that I need to sign for them to get me onboard with their magazines as a writer. Cool... a few extra bucks each month... that will be nice for something I like to do... I guess I will now need to find the time to write more. I will need to get my fantasies to work overtime and sit at my laptop more. This could be the beginning. I will keep you posted on how things go.

Just An Idea
so....I would approach you and lead you to your recliner...set you down on it .....and begin to kiss you cuz I believe that kisses good kisses opens the door to good sex......i would kiss you softly at first and gently increase the passion as I let my hands explore your body......i would the remove your t shirt...exposing your upper body...I would kiss you all over your chest rubbing my hands all over ....... then I would focus on your breasts, nibbling a bit on your nipples......then I would grab a nipple in my teeth and flick it with my tongue swiftly......feeling it harden in my teeth....then I would move and do the same to your other nipple....whil I left a hand slide down and rub your now moist pussy..... then I would lick your breasts and lick a trail down your tummy removing your shorts as I work my way down...I would recline the seat about half way putting your pussy right in my face......I would lightly lick but thats just it then I would kiss and lick all the way down

Story No.3
I come home from work on a day that we have been teasing each other all day by email phone & text and we both now that we so horny that we need release. As i come in the door I can smell dinner already cooking, when i get to the kitchen I find you there with your back towards me cooking dinner, I immediately notice that you have incredibly sexy clothes on under your apron, infact I can see that your wearing a short (very short) black leather skirt, high heels and a white shirt, along with knee high black boots. I walk up behind you and slip my arm round your waist and start to kiss your neck and ear as i know how that drives you nuts, i notice then that you are also wearing a collar and i know that it means I get to play tonight with you as my toy. You tell me to stop as I wouldn't want dinner to get burnt, I slide my hand down you back and up and under you skirt to find that you aren't wearing any underwear, my hand brushes against your clit and i can tell how turned on you al

Changed The 'i'm Bored...' Link In The Header Bar...
it used to select one of the millions of photos uploaded to CT, and now it just selects a member who's online at random... i figured that'd be more fun. :-) -mike

The Date That Was To Bring Forth My 3rd Child Is Approaching And I Dread It!
The date of April 18th, 2007 will forever be etched into my memory as it is the date that my third child was to be born. I have been doing alot of crying lately...getting to be an emotional time as the due date of that baby is only 20 days away and counting. I cant help but think of how big I should be right now....all the rigors and trials of being in the last trimester are fresh in my mind and yet....I am not living them and it kills me inside. I started this blog and all it contains to help people like me...grieving the loss of a baby they never knew or didnt know long enough. I have been fighting to keep it higher in ranks because its such an important issue and I want people that need it to feel the support it can provide. I have been trying to get blast through good old fashioned work to keep the word out there so that anyone needing the help will see it and me and my page have started falling to the wayside. Its like it doesnt matter anymore and the drama here has gotten

For The Ladies.
Let me start off by saying I love the female body! To me nothing is more beautiful. But time after time I hear "I'm not pretty." Or "I got an ugly body." Well to that I say...HORSE SHIT! Let me tell you what I think sexy is. Sexy is the mole you have on your ass, or the "pot belly" you have from giving birth to your kids. It's your glasses you have to wear because you can't see 2 feet in front of you, and your boobs that sag a little because you don't like to wear a bra. It's all the little imperfections that you think make you un-attractive. THAT'S the stuff that makes you unique, and very sexy. I hate it when a woman's self esteem is so low because some jerk-off has made her feel insecure about her looks. UGLY IS ON THE INSIDE. NOT THE OUTSIDE! So to all you ladies out there who think you're not sexy because you're fat, skinny, big ass, little ass, big tits, no tits, ect...Know that Austin thinks you're beautiful. So all the other haters can go fuck themselves! Nuthin' but lo

For All The Desperate Guys On Ct
Now, I can't translate Russian, but from the pictographs, I am pretty sure that this is a handy little guide to creating your very own artificial 'gina from a towel and an empty can of Pringles. Hope this provides some relief from those long, lonely nights for a few of you fellows. :)

My Lovely Husband....grrrrrr
Ok...Here's how it goes...I split from my husband about 6 months ago...When we split we came to a agreement that we would have the kids every other week...this was his idea just so he wouldn't have to pay me anything...I went with it...anywayzzz...now (since my wreck) I've been off work so I have them all the time...From 7 am to 8 pm...He won't bring them food or even give me anything for groceries...I have no problem taking care of my kids, but I feel like if he can take his girlfriend out 4 times a week that he can spare a little bit to feed his kids...I am stuck here without a car...he has 2 at the house (which he kept that too)...All he worries about is having to pay me child support...I could so take him for all he has, but I'm not that kind of person...I want it to be equal, but I'm getting shit on and I'm tired of it...

I May Be Leaving...
As some of you may know, I had drill this weekend...also as some of you know, my unit was tasked for Iraq and are mobilizing very soon...not being able to go, gave me many mixed emotions that's hard to explain, unless you're a soldier. Sunday, our CO told us that, with nothing in writing as of yet, the rest of our unit was tasked out for a second mission to Iraq...so I have some stuff to do...have to be seen by some doctors, to medically clear me. I thought I escaped the microscope of the medical review board...well, long story short, my senior NCOs and I were trying to pull a trick, so my medical shit would disappear after my enlistment ended this Nov....but, I guess it didn't work out with this new mission in hand :( Well, I'll keep you guys posted here and thank you for all the luv and kindness you all have shown me...I'll try to stop by everyone's page to show some luv, but things are about to get pretty hectic for me...so I hope you all understand. Love, hugs and kis

New Homepage Options And More!
hey folks, the last few days have been crazy here at the cherry compound! yesterday we enabled some new options for everyones homepage: one which tries to make the site easier to use for newbies, and one tweaked for the more hardcore cherrytap members. you can find the options on your profile settings page under the Homepage Style drop down menu. of course, some of us like the old school home page, so we left that as an option as well (and it should be the default for all existing members). as much as i like to take credit for the design and work on the new homepage, i can't this time-- it was the brain child of: tenshiyoru@ CherryTAP please go show her some love! she's also done a bunch of the other good looking/functioning stuff on the site but we can't let her head get too big now can we? so, i'll keep taking the credit for those.. haha! also, we've added horoscopes and amber alerts (US members only) to the homepages. on the profile settings page linked above, you c

How I Am Going To Deal With Downraters
From this point forward, I will rate anyone that rates me less than an 6 on any of my pics or my profile, I will rate them 1 point higher on their profile, then I will block them from my site so I don't have to deal with them in the future

"support The Troops" Fan Club
I am starting a "Adopt a Soldier, Sailor or Marine" Fan club. Military and those that want to Adopt send me a message and I will (RIP) your photos to my gallery. Adopt and rate as many as you can. "Support the Troops" This is a Military Fan Club!!!!!!

No, I'm Not Dead...
Some of you may have noticed that I've not been online for several weeks. Some of you are probably thinking "who the fuck is this guy?" but whatever you're memories or views of me are I thought I'd explain my absence. I've been ill - basically that's it. I'm not going to go into any detail in this blog as I'm not looking for sympathy. It's an on-going health issue that I've got. I usually manage it just fine without any problems but once in a while it gets the better of me and more or less incapacates me - and that's what happened here. I'm feeling much better now though and I'm hoping to be online more often now and to catch up with those people who want to catch up with me! Thanks to those who sent me messages and left me profile comments about my disappearance. I did get quite a few and for that reason I'm not going to answer them all. If you read this and you know someone who was wondering what happened to me please link them to this blog. Thanks, Paul aka Rev.

Ron Artest Goes To Jail/my Scenario On What It Would Be Like
Let's take a moment and wonder what it would be like if Ron had to go to jail for 20 days. How would he get along? Time for male bonding or head busting? "Hey new guy, who are you," asks a rather beefy and heavily tattooed non-basketball fan. "I'm Ron Artest, I'm a bad mother" "Shut your mouth," interrupts the cell block C sissy, in falsetto. As Artest checks out his surroundings, his new home for 20 days, beefy, tattooed guy asks, "So Ron, what makes you a bad mofo? What's you're rep? What have you done? How have you earned respect?" Ron replies, "I am here for smacking my wife around. Bitch backed talked me so I boxed her out and threw some bows." "We don't like wife-beaters in here, Fish," says beefy guy. "Well I also had this rumble in Detroit once," replied Artest nervously. The cell grew quiet as the scum of Sacramento waited anxiously for more information. "I was laying on the scorer's table," Ron continued, "and some guy threw a beer at me." "Yeah tho

Secret Lovers
This is my forst attempt at this so be gentle and please rate and comment Thank you. She thinks about him quite frequently these days. At first it was nice, she liked the attention, but now has become something more. She has never met anyone quite like him. A man who could be her friend, confidant, and advisor. Then start a fire inside her unknown to her before. She longs for the stolen moments they share. Needing to feel his touch, to see the desire in his eyes equal to that in hers. She wants nothing mor than to please him, so she makes her body available to his every whim. She waits , wondering the next time she hears from him what is in store for her. Will he touch her softly? Kiss her and lovingly caress her silken skin? Lavish her body with kisses using his expert tongue to make her lose herself, then make love to her slowly and lovingly. Them losing themselves in each others embrace and share in each others orgasms? Or will his hunger need s

Faith
Since my son was born with Bartters Syndrome a decease that has been attacking his body since age 2 we have been through so much....He is now 25 years old and because of this my faith has grown...We have been told many times he would not see 6 but he did...The road has been long and hard. We have spent many nights in hospitals...Because of his Bartters his body holds no electrolites...His kidneys push them out like a faucet runnung full stream...He is the oldest alive with Bartters and until recently they really had no answers...My son was a pataint of stanford childrens hospital since age 5 until 18...He was the first bartters pataint they had ever treated and studied...We just found out that they recented preformed a transplant on an infant and it worked...Shawn is getting ready to have his transplant in 12 weeks..We are hoping that he will do as well...His body has gone through alot and doctors say he looks 25 outside but has aged inside to 80...His chances are slighter but because

Everything In It's Place!
Got the boxes unpacked, put most things where they should be, Did most of the laundering of the things I moved, like 65% done. The carpets are vacuumed, the floors are mopped, the bathrooms are cleaned and so is my kitchen. Now I can relax, tomorrow I go to work. commentburner.com

Spring Storms©
Oh how I love a rain storm on a warm spring day. To sit beneath my patio cover with me feet up listening to the sounds of the rain as it washes away the old and refreshes the new. The tempo of nature's music playing across the land. The rumble of the bass from the clouds along with a light show no man could come close to producing. The rain has a way of hypnotizing the soul, allowing you to drop your guard and senses come alive. The smell of a rain fall tantalizes and teases. The plants seem to reach toward the sky as if to embrace each and every liquid drop before drinking in the clouds offering. As spring storms are want to do, a close and powerful blast followed by the familiar hum as the lights go dim. The ceiling fan's blades slowly coming to rest. A glance through the windows hold true. The house has gone dark. From the house comes first the sound and then the soft but sweet smell of beauty. Without even turning to look I know she is there. The slightest scent of her skin ca

For The Women On Cherrytap...
hi ladies... friend me...then PM me(and or comment here in blog): where you from? age? kids? married? how tall? shoe size? fav color? fav food? what else can/will/should you tell me about yourself?

To Good To Be True
I am finally happy I have had a crush on this woman since February 2006 and we have come together and she has made me so happy. I have to be honest that I think I could fall in love with this woman, is this to good to be true?

Wow
I havent come on here in forever, and when i do all i see is the same old shit. Same old people, with there bullshit, crying oh everyones mean to me cause they think im lying blah blah blah, is pretty much all i hear. Some people revolve there lives around this site, i guess they werent popular in highschool, so they think if they sit here and try it, they just might become something special. Let me say it nicely, NO YOU IDIOTS its just a website. Dumbys. Grow up, i promise theres life on the other side of the computer screen.

About The Morph Contest
OK, we are winding down on the contest, and once again I would love to thank everybody who helped, I wont forget any of you and if you ever need some bombing, I am on call, just send me a link to the contest, and I will bomb the hell out of it and make sure every one of my friends know about it, although no promises on their participation, but I'll try...:D But in all honesty, I thank each and every one of you and you have no idea how much it meant to me to have your support through this entire thing. For my non-aligned self to have given one of the major families of CT a run like I did means that I have some true friends on here and I love you all. Now I would like to clear some things up about this contest though. 1. I am upset about a few things about how this contest was run, like the fact that it was started a day early and I never received any warning to this fact other then noticing one of the other people in the contest blowing up with 500 comments before I even knew it wa

Pissed Off
ok so today at work i get in trouble for not flirting enough with my customers LIKE WTF????????????????? if all the gay ass remarks arent (such as they come up and ask for a pot of beer and screaming orgasm, and throw in some dumbass line like oh yea i bet i could give u a screaming orgasm- yea whateva dumbass gets a lil old after 8hrs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) MY MANAGER EXACT WORDS WERE "it wouldnt hurt u to flirt with your customers a bit more" arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont see them givin me security home when i leave that joint next think u know a worker will be raped cuz of leading ppl on and were will the club be then fukn no where to be seen

A Girls Prayer
Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the one i sucked Bless the bed, in which we fucked And if my Mom happened to walk in Bless the shit I'd be in. Amen!

Great News (kaleb Update) Thursday, July 05, 2007
Pray for baby Kaleb.Add to My Profile | More Videos GREAT NEWS (Kaleb update) Thursday, July 05, 2007 GREAT NEWS!~ God has answered one of my prayers!! First off... KALEB IS COMING HOME!!!!! We are so excited! We have been told that he will probably come home sometime next week. So me and my best friend have been CLEANING CLEANING CLEANING my apartment. I don't want any germs to be anywhere in my house and considering that it has barely been lived in in the last 2 months, it needed cleaning. We also had to make room for medical equipment that is coming home with him. I am so excited to have him coming home. The next great thing is that they are taking him off Phenobarbital. YAY! I am glad that I mentioned something and kind of put my foot down on that one. The Neuorologist agreed with us and said that it def. prohibits brain activity drastically which means that it basically shuts it down so much that the brain can not even do its healing. So this is also GRA

Plz Read The Following...
Serious inquiries only! Please read all rules & regulations, if u do not follow them we can't help you. The rules are to protect us & help us help u to the best of our abilities. There is a 1 week waiting period for all New Members!! If u decide to join... After the one week waiting period u can join a contest but after we help u with a contest u have to wait at least 3 weeks before u can join another, Otherwise we have ppl entering contests every week & that's not fair to everyone that helps. We know u all have lives but all we ask is that u help when u can. Plz don't join just b/c you currently have a contest going on & than just forget we exist after that. Thank you. ~Insane Asylum Rejects Bombsquad Rules~ 1. Upon joining the Insane Asylum Rejects Bombsquad I ask that you Rate, fan & add all the current members first, including this page. Click link below... ~Current Members~ 2. The first person to post the link to their contest in this blog each week

The Power Of A Touch
The POWER of a TOUCHÃ? Ã? It started with a touch, just a simple touch, no intentions behind it and what happened afterwards is almost impossible to explain.Ã? Ã? There we were in the middle of a thunderstorm. The power was out; the place was in total darkness, except for the lightning that illuminated the room every few seconds. The staccato of the raindrops on the roof and windows was hypnotizing, like drums sending a sensual message to our souls. The wind, howling through the trees breaking branches like an angry ghost, gave us this haunting feeling that would seem like at any moment it would knock the door down and destroy everything inside. We could feel the house shake with every strong gust. The mighty roar of thunder and the near silence that followed was almost deafening. It was in this silence that I heard your quiet sob, frightened by the storm.Ã? Ã? I stumbled around in the darkness, trying to find a lantern. When I found the lantern I learned that there was no gas in

16 Things...and Something You May Or May Not Realize....about Wal Mart...
YES ITS A BIT CHILDISH---ok damn-i found it on some girl's page but I laughed. 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he kno

Bbq King, My Ass.
I've been grilling a lot lately. By "a lot," I mean, "every night it's not raining." Here's the basics of grilling according to Sugar. First, what to do. Second, what not to do. And third--and perhaps most important--what not to SAY. 1. We can all pretty much agree that gas is a piss-poor substitute for charcoal. Yes, gas is easy. It is also much like cooking inside. Gas flames spurt out of my stovetop. Do I really need to replicate this experience out-of-doors? To add to the fun of the charcoal, I usually mix it with chunks of hickory. The wood chunks make the charcoal start more easily, and I like the extra flame and smoke, if only to make my neighbors' mouths water as they dine on Rice-A-Roni and Hamburger Helper. I won't go into the specifics here on how to grill, because I trust that most of you have figured this out, even if you somewhat erroneously refer to it as BBQing. In the US, BBQing is a process of slow cooking with indirect heat; it generally in

Men
I love men... I love the way they look, the way they smell, they way they look when they first tuck their shirts in... just out of the shower, towel still on, hair all wet... I am almost obsessed with watching them play pool... all of that bending and twisting, and I don't know if you've notice this but when men play pool, they look a lot like they do when they are having sex, the same expressions on the face etc. So... now you know my dirty little secret... I LOVE MEN!

Nsfw's Deleted
Unfoturnately for me, I have a brain, and frankly dears, it was fun while it lasted. I had NSFWs up for fun, that's it, but all you guys want to talk about is sex. and franky, I'm not interested! I'm not interested in fucking 500+ guys I've never met, just because I've been a little revealing -- does not by ANY MEANS make me a slut, so stop treating me that way. I won't show more: I won't show you my tits. I won't spread my ass cheeks for you. I won't spread my pussy for you. I won't take a picture of my 'sweet pussy', period. Grow the fuck up, what girl wants to constantly talk about sex other than a porn star? SERIOUSLY. Have something rude to say? Expect to be deleted and blocked, fuck you.

People Suck
Sinisters Edge posted a light-hearted MuMM today about Kira, Hardcore & I getting it on. Some douchebag claimed he was offended. Yeah blah blah whatever. During the course of the day Fuchead got into it with the douchebag & was blocked. He asked me to leave a comment for the douchebag telling him he was a pansy for blocking people & he is a closet homosexual (lol). I log off & I have this profile comment waiting for me when I return: Bitch please, I'm straight and happen to find fags like you and fuchead a turnoff. I didn't bash shit. I just said i found the mum offensive. Offensive because: Hell yes or No I'm Gay... Sorry. but just cuz I don't wanna watch a lesbo orgy that makes me gay? Don't think so skank... You don't like me bashing on gays, well ya ashoulda read my profile cunt. Your choice, not mine. I've been called bitch,cunt & skank before, but never a 'fag'. I'm in shock right now. Yes, I know it's just the net & blah, blah...but damn it still hurt

*~fun With Yahoo - Session 20~*
black_kid_atl2005: my mom hate when white women like u fart by her and said she wud hit them if they did. Wat wud u do to her if she hit u for farting? PiercedQT: Fuck off black_kid_atl2005: mmm, its roleplay black_kid_atl2005: ur probly stronger and smarter than she is black_kid_atl2005: wud u walk up to her in a store and fart in front of her face just to insult her? black_kid_atl2005: that wud be hot PiercedQT: You must be some kind of retard to roleplay using your mom as a character black_kid_atl2005: mmm, a hot girl dominating and punishing her black_kid_atl2005: thats hot...she doesnt let me talk to girls at all black_kid_atl2005: you're just a pussy then if ur not into violent weird roleplay black_kid_atl2005: ur super conservative, bible-carrying christian bitch, arent you? PiercedQT: Do you understand the fact you're trying to role play using your FUCKING MOTHER as a character - do you see how that's fucking gross? You fucking incest

Stfu
First off i'd like to say ..wtf.. theirs only one person on my list that seems to like drama,I really wish he would knock it off and leave me outta shit.I can't stand drama,nor do i give a flying fuck about anything he likes or dislikes. Second i'd like to say that if you don't like how i spend my time or what i do with my time,Please kindly remove your self from my list ..its really simple..theres a block button and a delete button,Please make do of those .... Third off..don't come to me with bullshit, I like who i am ,I might now like all the things about myself..But when it comes to certain things that i'm overly passionate about ,don't fuck with it.Don't bitch to me about how you disaprove of it,or dislike it..because i honestly and truthfully don't give to flying fucks...Its my life so stay the fuck out of it.pleaseee.. I shouldn't even have to write a fucking blog about it,but i'm so pissed off because ppl think they have the right to judge me and tell me whats good f

This Is Realy Getting Me Upset...
I am seeing this more then I realy sould be... "Bouncer ID check, please type the characters you see in the image."what do you all think???? why? why not? I would hate to be somone with dial up becase now with the bouncer it makes them even slower.

In Case You Missed It Last Nite...
..no, no song this time. This one's a little self-serving but everyone's entitled to one of these every now and then I guess, so..yah. Anyways, In Fubar-land it's this simple: If you're one of the Top Ten most rated members on the site you get a red name. It makes you look red everywhere: alerts, rates, comments, etc..well I was lucky enough to have one of those until last nite. I posted my last red bulletin last nite around 11:30est. The kind words said by my friends on here were amazing, so in case you missed it or weren't around, I screenshotted it (of course) so everyone that wasn't here could see it and chime in with their thoughts and the message I enclosed in it. Here it is below: ...once again, thanks to all of those who left a nice, word, comment, compliment, gift, etc..I really appreciated it, if you missed it, feel free to comment here if you have anything to say...thanks again...until next time...

Caption It | Vol.1 | 009
RFB’s Bi-Weekly Photo Blog Caption It - Bi-Weekly it is! (Start sending in your pictures and I will feature them in a round of "Caption It") I will be doing these bi-weekly now so keep an eye out! I am posting round 9 & 10 tonight. I will be on vacation until the 18th. I will miss you guys!!! Leave me some captions to giggle at when I get back. The name of the game is “Caption It” and the rules are simple. 1. Check out this blog twice a week for a new photo and hysterical captions. 2. Comment with a caption of your own! You could caption the photo in general or “quote” the person/people in it. (rude, funny, gross, sarcastic, political etc… ANYTHING GOES!) I will be making this blog NSFW so post whatever you like. 3. Have fun!!! TELL YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY!!! THEY ARE MISSING OUT.

Woot
Your Exam has been graded and recorded successfully. Congratulations! You passed! Your Score: 37/37 (100%) Score Needed to Pass: 80% This was your attempt #1 heh... i passed the exam for the first of two certifications i need... the S part of my S/P2 courses... Mechanical Safety... woot and roxor and what not

Possible Break.... How Long?? Who Knows
There are too many things going on in my life right now. I can't and will not explain. I am a private person. That is why I don't have many personal pics posted. There is the possibility I might leave the net for a bit or longer. 99.9% won't read this or do they care. I have changed my views over a period of time, they are evolving yet again. I do not know what will come of this new thoughts I have. I just know I am changing.... it is time for action. The actions are still undecided. FEEDINGTHEDESIRE FEEDINGTHEDESIRE FEEDINGTHEDESIRE When I do know more I will do another post. If I do leave and you wish to delete me that is fine. I really do not care at this point. There are only a few on here who really speak to me anyhow. I left ya some pretty graphics to enjoy.... I do like those so much... lol. And a song... music is so important..... this song is pretty and I cried so hard when I saw this movie the first time. My lil' boy came over to stop me from crying.... he is now a

Important!!! Parents Please Read!!!
Very important info..... Google has implemented a new feature which enables you to type a telephone number into the search bar and hit enter and you will be given the person's name and address. If you then hit Map you will get a map to the person's house. Everyone should be aware of this! It's a nationwide reverse telephone book. If a child gives out his/her phone number, someone can now look it up to find out where he/she lives. The safety issues are obvious, and alarming!!! Note that you can have your phone number removed or blocked. I tried my number and it came up along with the mapquest and directions straight to our house. I did fill out the removal form for myself, and encourage all of you to do the same. Quite scary! Please look up your own number!!!!!!! You may know someone who needs to know this -that would have little kids. It takes Sex Offenders right to your front door!! Please share this information with friends and family.

Hiding Under The Bed!!
Shhh!! I'm under the bed, I'm hiding from the penguins, they're trying to steal my sanity again! If you see them tell them I went that a way ---->>>> (stage right). SEE!! They been looking for me, HIDE ME!! Please come help! I need my sanity, well what's left of it! lmfao *this message of silliness has been approved by Anastasia* (see kids this is what boredom and lots of cappuccino and sugar does to you roflmfao)

Things Not To Do. Part 2.
bottom up as always... todays lesson: how NOT to start a conversation... aaron: sry ->KinkStar S...: get out and get laid ->KinkStar S...: no wonder you're on here looking for fucking cyber ->KinkStar S...: wow someone likes to be blocked doesn't he aaron: u wont suck it for me? ->KinkStar S...: learn to comprehend words and figure that shit out on your own aaron: wat u mean? ->KinkStar S...: dear, i take pictures what you do with your dick isnt my problem aaron: u dont want to do anythin wit it? ->KinkStar S...: am i supposed to? aaron: u dont care? aaron: im so hard ->KinkStar S...: hey aaron: hey baby yeah... how do you not figure out what i meant? Sin

How Freaky R U In Bed? (i Got A 55 *cringe)
HOW FREAKY ARE U IN BED...: GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... _________________________________________________ 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN... A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H

Twincest #2
Note: you should read "how I found out I like girls" first. So I already told you about how me and my sister first became sexual with each other but I thought you'd like to hear some of the klinky things we did together. After that first shower experiance you can bet we had many others. We took showers together all the time (even on weekends when we had time to take seperate ones) and each one was sexier and kinkier than the last. One morning we were in the shower and Stephanie was on her knees licking my pussy when I told her to stop for a minute. I needed to get out of the shower. She asked me why and I told her I needed to pee. She said, "why silly, you are already in the shower and besides I want to watch" That turned me on even more and while Steph was fingering herself still on her knees I staretes to pee. I must have had to go more than I thought because it accidently shot out and splashed on her boobs. She gasped and said she orgasmed as soon as it hit her.

Deleting Friends - Read Now
I will be reposting this blog as often as necessary to keep it from falling off of my page. I will however, only be checking THIS POST for responses. If you do not have a SALUTE photo, unless you've already talked to me somewhere other than on FUBAR, you will be deleted as of October 15. 2007. From TODAY on, if you do not have a salute, you will not be added. I'm sick of guys pretending to be chicks, and i'm sick of fake/multiple accounts. I want to be able to SEE who my friends are. Either create a salute by October 15th, or do not be surprised if you are not friends with me afterwards. (you may mail me a personal salute if you don't want to post one on Fubar however it must have MY NAME and the current date on the salute). Post here if you have a DAMN good reason why you can't. (posting here doesn't mean i let you off the hook, it just means that i will consider your reasons.) That is all, Love ya Sin

Mid October Madness...
...well, many of you are probably looking for something here in regards to the whole "fake referral" accusations or maybe even the scripting, the blaster usage or are looking for something to call someone out on doing or whatever reason you may be reading this. I regret to inform ya'll that that isn't happening (well, at least not yet anyways, pending certain circumstances) but rest assured the information and what the "normal" people on here see is all over the place. Alot of it is rumor I'm sure so until I at least sort through SOME of this stuff and find out what's fact and what's not I'm not going to say anything public about it because well, I try not to post things that aren't accurate, but with that in mind.... ...then again, why should I even care right? Most people don't realize that next month will be the one year anniversary of the infamous Greasemonkey scripts. And it's coming up also on the one year anniversary of that other infamous you-dumbasses-are-f

Last Entry For This Contest :)
what it is everyone! :D first i have to thank all my supporters, that have been bombing my photo everyday :D im SO in the lead...i havent even added it up. its somewhere over a 13,000 point lead! :D:D i cant describe how great it feels. well...i think we can pretty much relax on bombing it for now. if by some miracle, robot alien bombers come from mars, and she starts catching up with me...trust me i will holler :D not only because i will need help, but also cause, "oh shit alien robot monsters from mars!" :O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O :D:D in case you were wondering, yes! all people from weed are like me :D we're a crazy bunch 8-p8-p if any of you are feeling kind...i have a friend in the contest :) ive been helping him to get into 3rd place :) if you will, please go rate his photo!! thanks guys here is the link... click here to vote for bignuts75! (rate and comment) and in case you havent yet... click here to vote for j-roxx! (rate and comment)

New Poem A Soldiers Letter To His Wife
LETTER OF A SOLDIER HUNNI ITS COLD HERE AT NIGHT ALL I HEAR IS SCREAMS AND PEOPLE RUNNING IN FRIGHT-I BEEN HERE SO LONG STARTING TO THINK IS THIS WRONG-I'VE SEEN SO MANY DIE SO MANY MOTHERS CRY- LOST SO MANY FRIENDS THINKIN IN MY HEART WHEN WILL THIS END-THE OTHER DAY I GOT ON MY KNEES AND PRAYED HOPING THAT ALL THESE CRAZY THINGS IN MY HEAD WILL GO AWAY BUT THEY JUST STAY-IM HAVING NIGHTMARES IN MY DREAMS THINKING FIGHTHING FOR FREEDOM ISNT EVERYTHING IT SEEMS-I HOPE ALL IS WELL AT HOME CAUSE HERE I FEEL COLD AND ALONE-EVERYDAY ITS THE SAME IM BURYING ANOTHER BROTHER I THINK IM GOING INSANE-WELL HUNNI I HOPE I CAN MAKE IT BACK OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE WE CALL IRAQ

Child Molesters Need To Die.
I fucking hate child molesters!!! My 6 yr old son was waiting for the bus today.A stray dog came out of no where so I had to chase him away.He was after my son! I thought I should have more than a stick for protection so I ran inside for pepper spray. I was gone all of 30 sec. When I came out my front door I looked toward my sons direction and an old man had pulled up next to him! I looked and saw that he was talking so I ran that way and yelled "HEY GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY SON!" With that the old man took off.My son's bus pulled up at the same time and I didn't get the chance to question him.I called the police and the school and informed them.After I informed the school I asked to talk to my son and he confirmed my fear.The old man (the nasty,pathetic,leech) asked my son if he wanted to go for a ride! He told him to come closer to the truck and he would lift him up into it.I guess that's when I came out the door.Thank GOD my son didn't go closer! Life lesson.....It only takes a sec

Miss Right.....
Since years people ask me "what's your woman type"..... I read this somewhere and i can def say that she has to be like that or just in part... Am I too picky ??!! :p :: pretty smile:: tough :: soft :: strong :: stubborn :: sensual:: intelligent :: hot:: vulnerable :: crazy :: know what I need :: fight for what I want :: motivated :: determined :: beautiful:: love to laugh :: like to cry :: have a career :: can take care of myself :: like feeling special :: friendly until annoyed :: dedicated :: devoted :: I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you. I'm the girl who likes to be kissed under the stars, more than inside your bedroom or an expensive restaurant. I'm the girl who holds your hand just to feel your touch. I'm the girl who loves it when you hug me from behind or kiss me on the forehead. Im the girl who smiles each time you enter a room. I'm the girl who stares into your eyes looking for wh

Ok I Am A Sex Kitten ,but I Am A Real Women Looking
FOR A REAL MAN, YES THE PICS ARE SEXY, BUT I AM NOT ALL ABOUT SEX.. I WANT A MAN WHO WILL LOVE ME, NHOLD ME, TREAT ME GOOD, THE BEDROOM BENIFITS ARE JUST A PLUS!!!!! SO YEAH ITS GREAT TO BE TOLD YOUR SEXY, BUT I WANT MORE.. I WANT IT ALL. LOVE HAPPINESS AND A DAMN GOOD RELATIONSHIP.. BELIEVE ME THE SEX WILL BE MIND BLOWING WHEN THAT 1 GUY FINDS ME.. LOOK AT ME DEEPER THAN MY PHYSICAL APPERANCE YOU WILL LIKE WHAT U SEE UNDERNEATH TALL OF THE PHYSICAL STUFF.. IF THIS INTRESTS YOU THEN HIT ME UP.. LEAVE A COMMENT ON THIS BLOG..

Thoughts, Feelings, And My Attitude
Sometimes I get depressed. Alot of people do, esp. during the "Holiday Seasons" Nothing new there. However, November and December just suck for me. I get kinda depressed, I feel out of place, no one understands me, I just want to run away from everyone. I want to start arguements, yet, cannot quite bring myself to do it.(I just lied...I have and do, I'm a rotten person) Nothing feels right. November was always sad for my family. My oldest brother Tim died in November, years ago, but my Parents never got over it. I guess no parent would...I couldn't imagine it. November bothers me though...I think what kind of person my brother would have turned out to be...I still cry for him, although I know he is around me and he is ok. Still November just sucks! Let's jump to December, shall we? OVERRATED!! I don't do Christmas....I did the gift thing and stuff for my kids, however I screamed at the top of my lungs many years ago that I want NO gifts from anyone, actually that ha

Pay It Forward Monday
I know from my self-proclaimed title "Hippy" that it may conjure up images of smelly pot smoker to some, while others may be put in mind of a political activist or a 'tree hugger' or peace lover to others ... The latter of those images is indeed where I fall if one wants to categorize me & my personal platform. I've no hidden agenda, I'm honestly a man who is creative and enjoys expressing himself in a creative manner ... I've since childhood also liked when people smile & feel great if I help put one on a face. I admit to my closet point whoring here at fubar. As most creative people I know - its more to see that my creations are seen & appreciated my others. Its an unexplained desire to 'show case' my work, although its not worthy of any big spotlight ... its nice when I can just send it to you. Maybe giving you a smile. My caring nature is more important (to me) if I really could send that to people every day I'd think IT (caring/peaceful ways) would give more smiles -

Why Do Men?
Okay...I gotta ask.... Why is it when a woman is feeling down.. depressed.. sad... Feel the need to flirt with them, get all sexual, or rate their nude pictures... Just to make them feel better?? When I am feeling sad, depressed, or down.. I just want someone there to talk to. To vent.. To air my problems to. To help me through the bad times.. Not try and fuck me.. "To make me feel better" So, why do men do that? They see a vulnerable woman and pounce on a time of weakness? Thank you.. Cassie aka Angel

Please Help Us. I Hate To Ask This Much Of You All =[
Heres my story : Ive been having alot of family troubles, not as much me but my sister. She was 34 years old and had a little girl named Isabella who is 7 right now. My sister was diagnosed with cancer a little over two years ago. She died a little less than two months ago from it. With her daughters father no where in sight, her daughter was being bounced around from place to place because no one wanted to totally adopt her. When i found this out i decided that, I'm going to take her. Im going to adopt her and treat her as my own. Shes been staying with me now for only a few days, but i love her like she were my own. Heres where you all come in, Basically, with such short notice, i dont have a very good job, at all. I make nearly nothing, just enough to pay the bills. I dont think im going to be able to make her christmas. I dont have the money, and I have been trying my hardest to get another job with no luck. I'm running out of time and im not sure what to do. I was thinking mayb

5:41 Am
So, I figured I'd write something. Why not, maybe I'll spill some deep dark inner secret that somehow is tearing me up inside. -snort- Yea anyway. So it's 5:42 am. I have to be at work in about 45 minutes. I'm in my pajamas, a shirt and undies and I have a fro. Oh well. I'm talking to Vampi, my internet lover, owner, best friend, and all that jazz. I don't know why the crazy bitch is awake as it's saturday but I love her anyway. Freaking nut. I'm wearing capri's and slippers to work. Fuck it is the weekend I can wear pajamas if I want. Though I do have to wear some form of pant lol. Possibly a bra. Maybe. So lets see. I'm actually sitting here waiting for a cd to rip to my ipod. Hence my delay at getting ready. The book is due back at the library so I have to upload it today before it starts costing my broke ass dollars. I don't think my mother made coffee. Bitch. I'll stop at starbucks :D That'll show her. Yea I live with mom. 24, doing it again.

On And Off And On And Off, My Sad Story.
Basically since they deleted my first account in october, life has been rolling with and against me. I didn't really care because i lost my job in the same week. bigger problems to deal with. I spent a month only doing artsy projects on the PC, not much chat or nothing. also, I went to visit friends and family. along the way, I met a woman who made me realize there is something missing. for a while, she filled it. Well it seems the woman only inadvertently filled this so called void, because she is happy with her boyfriend. so, what I'm going through is trying to reestablish my connection to a stable life where i don't feel like I need anyone. at the moment, it just seems like a lonely prospect. so the last account delete was my own. I am basically irrational while I suffer this, and assumed that I would only bring bad news to the table. I can take a punch to the face, I can lose any friend or job. but situations where my heart is set on something that fails, pu

Profile Section: About Me
Over the past few weeks, with Cappy's Flight occurring, along with the regular friend adds, I have added quite a few new friends. To those of you who fit this category, if you already haven't, please take a few minutes to read the "About Me" section on my profile! I have never, nor will I ever, accept friends for the points alone. Once you read that section, you will have a better understanding of me. My long standing friends do know about me and I would hope they would tell you that those words ring totally true. Thanks for taking the time to read this blog!

What Do You Mean 'not Everyone Likes Me'?
The happy ending to a miserable interaction... first he calls me stuck up because I wouldn't give him my phone number, then he gives me his number claiming I 'wouldn't have the balls to call'. Then, upon hearing that he hadn't bullied me into talking to him on the phone I earned this... pierced1: nevermind your just another indiana whore anyway ill delete you and you can go to hell ->pierced1: cool beans, I'm not a whore either btw pierced1: i hope you you get aids slut nigger fucker Apparently I'm moving up... GO TEAM ME!!!

My Friends At Lilith's Lair
to syn, tonya and everyonelse at the lilith's lair lounge i just wanted to say that i love you guys so much! im happy to be a pole dancer at your kick ass lounge!!! and im happy that you guys are so protective of me!!! i know ya wouldnt wanna see me get hurt by anyone! and that means alot to me it really does and i want to thank syn, the sexiest man and the most kissable of course! for inviting me to the lounge when you and me met! here on fubar! your a kick ass guy and i love ya!!! ~muahs~ its such a great feeling to have cool peeps in my life ive only been on here a month and ya all cant seem to get enough of me! i love you all!!!! i love you guys so much!!!! i just wanted to post this blog and tell ya that !!!!!!!! just to show how nice and sweet i am!!! so when ya have a second please a leave a comment!!! on here! thanks guys!! u rock!!! ~mauhs~

Lead-based Body Piercings?
this one came about when this poor child posted a mumm that required 7 UN interpreters and 3 Cray2 supercomputers to decipher... remember....read from the bottom up ;) ->Re-Giggity...: a Jawa harem.... ~Brittney ...: i shave my fuckin pussy asshole ->Re-Giggity...: ok....final offer.....4 Wookies....3 of them shaved ->Re-Giggity...: and they have chosen you... ->Re-Giggity...: you have no idea how fantastic of an honor it is to be chosen to be Ewokked by an unshaven Ewok ->Re-Giggity...: but how am i pissing you off? the Jedi Council happens to agree with the Ewoks ~Brittney ...: o trust me ur not....ur pissing me off... ->Re-Giggity...: i'm not trying to make you cry..... ~Brittney ...: wat ever man all about fuckin spelling.......now wat if i was a slow person in real life u would prob make them cry....grow the fuck up dude ->Re-Giggity...: The Ewoks promise to not shave, so that the Ewokking retains it's full symbolic power ->Re-Giggity...: we will add another shaved

01-20-08 (1977)
Welcome! Happy to see you stop by I hope you leave me a message since youre here & all ! It's really A GREAT DAY for me ... My sister (from Las Vegas) popped in town surprisingly for my mom's Birthday early this AM. It's such a pleasent surprise - I'm thrilled! So, That explains my earliy blog. And gives me a good reason to keep it short!

Mandatory Mtg
I am havin a mtg on Tues the 29th of Jan. It have come to my attention that some things ned to be discussed here regarding contests and giveaways, adding new members and the likes of all that. The mtg will start at NOON PST. That is 2pm CST and 3pm EST. If you cannot make it pls send a private message to me, Tainted Kiss, so I am aware of whats goin on. Much love to you all. Tainted Kiss Tues Jan 29th @ NOON PST in the family lounge.

Lullaby
lullaby when I am alone at night memories of you and me are bright shining through my consciousness feeling warmth and tenderness still I am alone at night touching feeling holding tight to nothing do you ever think of me were we never meant to be take me in your arms to sleep take me in your arms to dream memories sing lullabies sending me on through the night I will wake alone to find memories in growing light listening to Summer wind Sleep envelopes me again do you ever think of me were we never meant to be

Bombing Family
IT HAS CAME TO ME FROM ALOT OF PEOPLE WANTING TO KNOW WHEN WE ARE GOING TO BE A BOMBING FAMILY AGAIN WELL I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS AND I THINK I NEED TO LEAVE IT UP TO YOU SO WHO EVER WANTS TO BE A BOMBING FAMILY AGAIN PLEASE LEAVE ALL OF YOUR COMMENTS HERE AND WE WILL GO FROM THERE THERE HAVE BEEN SEVERAL PEOPLE WANTING TO JOIN THIS FAMILY IF WE GO BACK TO A BOMBING FAMILY WELL IT IS UP TO YOU SO PLEASE LET ME KNOW THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME HITMAN6

Nsfw Bs And Down Rating
IF THERE'S ONE THING ABOUT THIS F'ING SITE THAT I CAN'T STAND, ITS THE HATERS. I AM CONSTANTLY GIVEN 1'S BY MYSTERIOUS CHARACTERS, AND A LOT OF MY PICTURES ARE REPORTED AS NSFW PICTURES. THE THING IS I WILL SEE SOMEONE WITH A PICTURE THAT IS WAY MORE SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE AND THERE SHIT NEVER GETS REPORTED AS NSFW. ONE OF MY IDEAS WAS EVEN STOLEN AND SOMEONE ELSE MADE A GIF OUT OF IT, AND REGULARLY USE IT AS THEIR PROFILE PICTURE. STILL, I AM THE ONE WHO GETS TAGGED NSFW. IM TALKING PICTURES OF ME THAT AREN'T SUGGESTIVE IN ANY WAY. THIS IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT!!!!! I DONT BELIEVE THERE ARE THESE MYSTERRIOUS FAIRIES THAT COME BY AND GIVE ME ONES ALL THE FUCKIN TIMES, ITS PEOPLE WHO HAVE REAL PROFILES THAT ARE COMING BY AND HIDING BEHIND FULINGS AND GIVING ME BAD RATINGS AND REPORTING MY IMAGES. ALL OF YOU CAN KISS MY ROUND BROWN ASS. I TAKE THAT BACK BECAUSE SOME OF YOU BASTARDS ACTUALLY MIGHT LIKE THAT. ANYWAY, IM DONE RANTING ABOUT THIS SHIT, ITS BULLSHIT.

02-05-08 (mood)
Seriously ... Just cant get myself out of this funk (mood) So I guess that's a good topic How do YOU get outta bad moods I generally will try to pick my spirits up by doing something nice for someone else. Strange effect it has ... (kindness to others) Often works when I'm down ...

Expository Writing ~ Hypocrisy Abounds
Hypocrisy Abounds The recent years of my life have been a quest for knowledge and spirituality. During that time, I noticed a common trait among the religious people I encountered. My observations are centered on Christians, of course, because that is the dominant religion in America; therefore, it is the religion that I have had the most experience with. In most cases, I found that the very principles that Christians preach to others, they do not adhere to themselves; such as, to not judge and/or condemn others, to love ones’ neighbor and enemies, to not alter ones’ body, and last, but certainly not least, the Ten Commandments. First, and probably the most common precept broken, is to not judge and/or condemn others. I have witnessed this being disregarded so often; it is nearly a daily occurrence. The Bible clearly states in the books of Matthew (7:1) and Luke (6:37), “Judge not, and ye will not be judged. Condemn not, and ye will not be condemned.” Then, why is it tha

For My Gorgeous Fu Wife Queen B1
baby u amke me happy, and u make me smile. u make my world go round and round. u r the sparkle in my eye, u r the light at the end of my tunnel. u bring out the best in me, and u make me shine. ur lips, ur nose, ur eyes, ur hair, ur smile, so perfect, so flawless. i have truly found the woman of my dreams. u and i are forever and evr.most of all u have shown me how to love and respect.

Woot! Woot! Woot! Requiem Is Opening For Taste Of Chaos In Milwaukee!!!!!
What an amazing turn of events! Requiem, the band that my youngest son Taylor plays guitar with, has been asked to open for Taste of Chaos in Milwaukee. They will be opening for Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, and Bullet For My Valentine! It is Sunday, March 2, at The Rave in Milwaukee. Taylor believes it starts at 5 p.m. I am hoping they get enough tickets for Dakota and I to go along and see them!! Woot! I am so psyched!

Can You Believe This Is, Only In Ny
Well I had to go on SSI quite a few years ago due to fibromalgia and a few other health complications which cut me down to $594 a month. Thankfully or so I thought I had HUD, they help you out with rent when your low income. Well I stayed somewhere for 9yrs, the landlord was so Happy I was on HUD cause it was a check sent to him the 1st of every month and then the rest by me. By the end of the 9yrs. he didn't want to deal with HUD anymore, why? because they wanted him to keep the place up and safe for my children and me, so HUD gave me 60 days to find a place, which was not an easy task because they only allow a lower amount than most of the apartments around here. Well I thought I got lucky and found a place off a so called good friend, little did I know the place was up for foreclosure. In the mean time I payed my security, fixed the place up so it would pass HUD even though that wasn't my job and signed a years lease with the owner and HUD. Well Last August I had to get out. The pla

Males In My Auction Read This Please
Ok I need to know if anyone would accept fubucks bid over real $ bids please comment here saying yes or no. Also I am updating the bulletin hoping that people will get a clue and stop bidding less then the current bids I have been contacting people who bid under the current bid. I posted a comment with the current bid value to hopefully help and it is not helping so I am going back and changing it if that does not work I will no longer be contacting people who bid less then the current bid I will just delete it and go on. Sorry if this sounds rude but a few people are not paying attention to what the current bid is at and just putting whatever and it's starting to get a little bit old. Thanks. :D I've put a new "rule" in the auction rules photo comments I put it for those who are willing to accept fubucks over cash but you will still have final say with it.

Ouch My Back
Some of you know my team has been in this month long hockey tourney that has been going on the weekends. Well today was the semifinal game and we won...woo hoo But I took a cross check to the back really fricken hard...Did I head dive into the boards and was surprised my head was still attached. But felt fine and continued the game. Now I get home and I have major pain in my lower left back. Its muscle pain not spinal or anything. But it takes my breath away as I walk. Really sucks cause championship is tomorrow and today is my bday...supposed to go out for a couple drinks. Nothing crazy cause of tomorrow. But now Im just gonna cancel that and go out next weekend. I could really care less bout that. Just Hope this is gonna for tommorrow.. Im takin some liquid Advils. I don't have anything stronger at the moment Grrrrr

Own Me
hello all :) want to fu-own me for a month? lol...i said i wouldnt do one of these, but its for my friend, and shes awesome. just couldnt say no :) click link below for what you will get, and rules for the auction now click pic below to bid on meeee! thanks all :) i hope youre enjoying your sunday. happy hour drinks on me for comments to this entry. **muah**

Is It Just Me?
Is it just me, or is this conversation completely hard to follow? MIchael T: Its not just Rate I comment almost every pic Can only come up With so many comments per picture... So its all good ->MIchael T: I only rate and comment people that I talk to regularly. With the rate resets, there are plenty of people to rate without adding others MIchael T: Oh Thats my bad.... I just rate fans Over and over again... I never chat except in this shout box.... So thats why I mentioned Raten an commenting.... It just happened to be sur ->MIchael T: Because you seemed to make a point of talking to me like I should know who Sue is MIchael T: Because You said You didn't know If You cared not Why did you bring up the fact you didn't know ->MIchael T: That matters to me why? MIchael T: Ok Sue Is A friends MoM ->MIchael T: I don' know who Sue is and I don't send friend requests MIchael T: I am rateing and comenting on sue's pic If you want to start the prosess Of the friend

Ugh Losers! Lol.
Let me clarify something for those too ignorant to understand... If you come to my page and are a JERK or leave RUDE, IMMATURE little comments YOU WILL BE BLOCKED! It's quite simple. I have no tolerance for stupidity and ignorance! ZERO! ZIP! NONE! I am being called a "drama queen" for doing so? I THINK NOT! If I were a drama queen I would be replying to all your retarded little shout messages and profile comments. INSTEAD, CLICK, BLOCK! Simple as that. I am very selective with whom I keep company! I don't need, nor want friends that don't know what it means to be a friend. If you visit my page and leave drama, you will be blocked! Simple as that! Now, who is the drama queen?

Big Day
i have an interview today for a position i really want. the hours are perfect and its in the unit i wanted too. most of the nursing positions are fillup fast since my class graduates in may. i want to stay in my hospital network so this could be perfect!!! im nervous because i want this job so bad! being alone with three kids....scheduling is tough..childcare etc. im just blogging this cuz im nervous and ridiculous right now. if i get this job my life will actually be on track where i planned to be! omg! is that possible??? so im just asking for some positive thoughts my way today. i know im not sick and/or dying....but if i get this job life would just be so good! thank you!

Gone Again.
I know i just came back 2 days ago. But sadly i have to leave again. We have a family problem and i'll be going out of town for awhile. I leave tomorrow evening, and not sure when we are going home yet. I'll be checking messages from there, but will not be able to send many. I hope you all have a good rest of the week.

Sad
I come to you as a sad °°«MîñX»°° today. We all know the drama that has been surrounding the Hotties, and the recent split of the group to Shell's Dream Girlz. I made a decision that I thought was right for me and joined with Shell to help her form the new group. It was not an easy decision to make because I feared that because of this I would lose friends, either direction i chose. And I was right. Since this transition I've been hit up on all sides, being forced to defend my position and decision. And that's just it, it was my decision, not anyone else's. And now, to maintain the few of you that I have left on both sides, it is my decision to quit all groups and affilliations. All of you I have met through the Hotties and become close with I love dearly and would never hold any of this against you. I will not risk losing those friendships because of a nick in my name. I am tired of the drama and the bs, and I am sorry. I have always just been me, and I've always be

What A Piece Of Shit!!
WHEN TONY MILLER AKA FAT TONY PASSED ON ALMOST A YEAR AGO HE KNEW AND WE ALL KNEW HE WAS GONNA GO WHEN HE PASSED WE CLOSED DAMAGE INC CAUSE THATS HOW HE WANTED IT HE TOLD DEVILGIRL AND MYSELF TO CLOSE IT AND JUST LET IT GO THATS HOW HE WANTED IT WELL TODAY DJ BAD EXAMPLE DID A LOW BLOW THE PIECE OF CRAP HE DECIDED CAUSE HES TOO FUCKING LAME TO MAKE IT WITH HIS OWN NAME HE HAD TO USE TONYS HEY BAD EXAMPLE YOUR A PIECE OF SHIT I WISH NOTHING BUT THE FUCKING WORSE FOR YOU USING A DEAD MANS NAME CAUSE YOU SUCK TO MAKE YOU LOOK BETTER IS FUCKING LOW TONY WAS SICK AND PASSED ON YOUR JUST FUCKING DEAD TO US PERIOD HERES THE SCUMBAGS LINK... WATCH OUT PEOPLE.. DONT TRUST HIM IF YOU OWN A LOUNGE HE WILL BE FRIEND YOU AND THEN STEAL YOUR STUFF TO CALL HIS OWN... IF HE CAN DO IT TO SOMEONE HE CALLED A FRIEND AFTER HE DIED HE WILL DO IT TO ANYONE!!! *BAD EXAMPLE*@ fubar

New Default Pic!
As an experiment to see just how uneducated and ignorant modern America is, I posted a new default picture: Michaelangelo's David. This has been a revered work of fine art for centuries. It is displayed with the utmost of respect, and is a beautiful example of art from the Italian Renaissance, not to mention that it's a representation of a biblical character - David from the David and Goliath story. I want to see how long it takes for some bible thumping, uneducated schmoe to flag it as NSFW. Any educated person will see it as a work of beauty (or, even if you don't like it, will accept it as a piece of art, revered by others). Only the uneducated American moron, who spouts nothing more than Jesus and War (along with a hefty dose of hate of Muslims) thanks to a fascist government would mark this work of fine art as NSFW. Anyone who marks this photo as NSFW is also likely to be someone who wants to burn books and lynch anyone different from them.

Life Has Sume Twists Truns Init
my life so far well last year i lost a frend the jump of a brige then my my brutherinlaw bruthes wife dies of cancer after haveing a cot death muths ago then 3 days ago i here of persin found die on the tailway then later i find out its nuther frend he had jump of the ralway brige landed on the tracks and its freak me out both frends jump of briges stayd next door to euchuther and im wundering why my frends are killing there self sins i was say 20 ive lost ats lest 3 frends a year mind you lot was drugs hard drugs my school frends im siting here typeing this out cos i cant sleep just siting wundeing why all this well i dont have much real frends left most are losers rest are i dont see much of so people i do talk to on here are my frends or i see as my frends well who ever reads this can under stand it ty fo takeing time out peace beck

April 19th - Arlington, Tx; Calling All Fubarians!!!
It all started out with (Deb) Blueroses ~Blueroses~ you just never know@ fubar and (Barb) Tulsa's Angel Tulsa's Angel~ Sarge's Bad Girl ~ Club FAR Promoter / Sisters4Life ~@ fubar talking about needing a girls night out. Ha! It didn't take much to convince us that even tho we're in different states, we ARE going to do this!!!! Calling all girls needing a night out! Saturday, April 19th, 2008 in Arlington, Texas! !!! UPDATE !!! While this is going to be a girls' night out and the girls will congregate together, we are inviting all Fubarians, all guys and gals! THIS WILL BE STAG... WE ARE NOT HOOKING UP .. .NO PERVS ALLOWED, but boys, you ARE invited! Let Tulsa's Angel or Blueroses know and we will be sure you are on the blogs and bulletins! APRIL 19, 2008 ALL OF FUBAR COWBOYS IN ARLINGTON TEXAS BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!!! Cowboys plays country and hip hop. The best part is they serve liquor! Surely if you check out all who are

Internet Drama Never Ends
Just a little heads up for all my fu-friends... I got double whammy'd today by I "think" 2 different women Apparently some women feel my friends that laugh, joke, flirt & tease with me on our page comments & in the MuMMs should be warned about me Word on the fu-street is I'm a "Playah" Where I come from a "Playah" is someone who secretly/discreetly/carefully fucks around with numerous people as if they are the ONLY ones they are fucking with I laugh, joke, flirt & tease out in the OPEN where EVERYONE can see on photo comments, page comments & in the MuMMs (like MOST do) I KNOW damn well when men flirt & tease with me I'm NOT the only woman they are doing it with...I may have been born at night but it wasn't last night I'm trying to keep this as short & to the point as possible sooo... don't say I didn't warn ya's If some of ur fu-g/f's see you & I tossing comments back & forth you may be the next target for something like this... For the Inquiring Minds...cam is $9.95

Sun 03-30-08 (flowers)
March 30, 2008 I hope this finds you with a great weekend behind you and a pleasant week ahead. Just having fun with some flowers today. I'm looking forward to the spring beginnings ... The chirps of the birds and mowers fresh cut grass aroma, mixed with the blooming buds from the now awaken trees. I love seeing the many sights that spring offer ... Easter Lilly's have me watching or the daffodils to start pushing up from the still soggy earth.

Fuowner Needs Help...
She needs 50,000 comments in 6 weeks...this is going to be very hard to do but I know it is possible...If you can just leave 100 comments I would much appreciate it and if you do please tell me and I will do something for you...FuBucks, bling, gifts, something...I will even take special request on anything you want...just let me know..

Erotica
I had a rough day, the roof leaked, dishwasher broke down, refrigerators ice maker broke, the burner on the stove was out, the bed was springy, I knew I needed all of those things, but money was tight, so, I decided roof first. As I lay in my bed, I begin to dream about the roof that needs to be fixed so badly. But out of this dream, I hear metal on metal, footsteps, I can't understand it fully. My eyes flutter open slightly to see a ladder outside my bedroom window with a man on that ladder. He is climbing up step by step, he looks at me laying on my bed, smiling softly. Just then I realize my blankets are at my waist, my blonde hair sprayed all over the soft blue pillow covers, I can see the twinkle in his eye, the broad smile on his lips as I lay there. My eyes cast downward, thinking I must move my blankets up, my hand won't move, then thinking, I have my nighty on so, no big deal. I move my hand to my tummy just to lay there, my eyes closed. Restlessness over comes me, it se

My Saddness
to all my wonderful friends on fubar . . . i haven't be online all week and i don't want my friends to think i don't care, but i lost my oldest son last thursday in a car accident and i've just been a mess ever since. he was a wonderful kid and the light of my life. was in his 2nd year of college and had so much ahead of him. i'm havin' a little trouble getting back to life as it used to be, but i know there will be a day when i can smile for no reason again. i hope you all understand

My Space Ship
My Spaceship By:joey fetus. An original story for your entertainment. Updated semi weekly. Dixon hadn't had this dog walking job for very long, and it wasn't really all that bad. Some of the pooches were a pain in the rear,but his particular charge at the moment, a black lab named Cowboy, was very well behaved and the two of them had a quite swell time together. Today Dix had decided to throw some ball with Cowboy down by the old abandoned railroad tracks. It was a crisp June morning with a sky dotted by a few clouds here and there, none of them seeming to threaten with rain. He could hear the soft murmuring of a nearby stream coupled with the noisy courtship chirping of a few song birds. He threw the moist yellow ball lighly across some of the tracks,and shielded his eyes from the sun as he watched the dog chase after the spinning orb. Cowboy plucked the ball out of the air after a particularly good bounce, and loped back to Dix d

Blow Job Survey
In a recently published survey, 1000 'married' men were asked what they most enjoyed about receiving a blow job from their wives...The results were as follows: 10% responded "Sensation" 12% responded "Dominence" And the other 78% responded: okay, keep scrolling YUP!! You guessed it...the remaining 78% reported that what they MOST enjoyed was the 10 MINUTES OR MORE OF "SILENCE"!!!!!

It Is Not That Serious...lol
I am not defined by the fu-world. Perhaps that is part of the problem here. Many of you have made your loathing of Myspace a dominant character trait... and that just seems silly to me.lol baby Jesus certainly has not done that... he just created the site , making money each time you morons pay for things on fubar. He has moved on to things that matter to him now, while many of you are still obsessing over how to make the whole world of mypace reject what they see as something deeply tied to their myspace culture, heritage, family, and communities.lol (I mean here that they SEE IT that way, not that it actually is that way).In any case, I'm not impressed by any of this at all. I don't see what difference it makes anyway to be on Fubar or Myspace. I always make sure not to ridicule people on Myspace for that matter alone. The ridiculous Fu-cultists known as the FU-ADDICTS are a bit different than ME. Or maybe not. Depends on your relationship with BabyJesus, apparently. And It se

F'n Goats
1) Where is the person you like right now? Like? More like love. 2) Last time you consumed alcohol? Weekend before last. 3) What were you doing at 8:00 this morning? Trying to ignore kidlets screaming at the dog. 4) What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Sitting right here. 6) How do you feel about the person who texted you last? Meh, I could have worse exes I suppose. 7) Have you ever been around someone who was high? lmmfao.... NEXT! 8) Do you like your life as of now? The only thing that could make it better is if I wasn't so fucking broke. 9) Last thing you purchased? Bagged tobacco 10) Have you ever drank with your number one? Both family and friend's #1 11) Where are you right now, and how do you feel about where you are? In the "office", and it needs the shit off the walls to do anything with it. 12) Three words to explain why you last threw up? I don't know... probably cuz I was upset. 13) How's your heart lately? Really, reall

1st Contest Idea
Thanks To Summer For This First Contest Idea.. The Bad Girl That Makes The Best Salute( SFW Only) Will Recieve A 3-Day Blast...Limit Of 2 Entries Per Bad Girl.... I Will Be Fair In Judging... I Will Be Judging The Contest... It Will Not Be Based On Rates Or Comments..But You Can Have People Leave A Rate & One Comment With Their Choice...The Only Thing Is That The Winner Will Have To Mention Sarge's Bad Girls In The Blast... Send In The Entries As Soon As You Can.. The Contest Will Run Till The 10th Of Next Month

Uova E Prosciutto Verdi
Italians have gotten a bad rap. The Mafia, The Sopranos, Al Capone and Carmella Soprano's baked Ziti have aided in the stereotypes that make up the Italian culture. Visitors to Chicago keep looking for mobsters. Foreign visitors say, " Hey, Chicago! Al Capone!" followed by the rat-a-tat-tat of an imitation machine gun. Go figure. I'm proud to be Italian. The copy of my family tree goes back to the late 1700's. Pure Italian....pure NORTHERN Italian. That is until Napolean and his little soldiers decided to enter Italy. Up to that point, all the names on the family tree were Italian. Suddenly...bada bing...a Michelle. When Napolean trounced through Italy, my ancestors did an about face. The men were drunk and the women apparently drunk and loose. Hello, Michelle. But I digress...and at this point I will tell you a secret about me. Until I was 14 and started high school, I never had American bread. I lived in an Italian neighborhood. There was no such thing as Wonderbrea

Survey Supplied By Crystal 3
Four things about me that you may or may not know. Please read the directions at the end! This is rather fun. Four jobs I have had in my life 1. Paperboy 2. Temp At Electoral Reform Services 3. Soon To Be Security Officer 4. erm...that's it Four movies I would watch over and over: 1. Shawshank Redemption 2. Crank 3. Fist Of Legend 4. Kiss Of The Dragon Four places I have lived: 1. Crouch End, London 2. Islington, London 3. That's it 4. see #3 Four TV shows that I watch: 1. House 2. CSI, New York and Vegas 3. NCIS 4. Criminal Minds Four places I have been: 1. Cyprus 2. Bluckburn, England 3. Blackpool, England 4. Southend, England Four people who email me (regularly): 1. erm.... no one 2. see above 3. see above above 4. see above above above Four of my favorite foods: 1. chicken 2. spare ribs 3. peanut butter and jam sandwiches 4. Spaghetti Bolognese Four places I would rather b

Pepsi Code Promotion Has Ended.
My Coke Rewards M, 35North Syracuse, NY http://pepsistuff.pepsiusa.com/stuffcodes/ WELL THIS MORNING, DUE TO OVERWHELMING RESPONSE, PEPSI ENDED THEIR PROMOTION AFTER JUST SIX DAYS. FOR THOSE WHO WERE ABLE TO GET ME CODE DURING THAT TIME, THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH. AND FOR THOSE WHO DIDN'T OR WAITED TOO LONG, SHAME ON YOU. EVEN THOUGH THAT PROMOTION HAS ENDED THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU STILL CAN'T GET FUBUCKS FROM ME. IF YOU CAN FIND ANY OF THESE CODES BELOW THAT YOU DON'T PLAN TO USE, PLEASE PM(NOT SHOUTBOX!) THEM TO ME & EARN YOURSELF SOME FU-BUCKS OR COMMENTS FOR YOUR CONTEST. MY COKE REWARDS PEPSI STUFF MILLER HIGH LIFE EXTRAS DR PEPPER IJ4 PROMOTION MT DEW OLD SCHOOL NEW SCHOOL AND COMING SOON, A COKE/PEPSI CONTEST, SO IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN THAT, FEEL FREE TO ADD ME IF YOU LIKE. SO PLEASE REPOST/SHARE FOR YOUR FRIENDS! IT WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

Today Is The Big Day
Ok guys...the big day has arrived.....today is the day when it goes to court, the day the Ex tries to get me out of the house for good....is gonna be a tough one to fight as normally the courts choose to side on the one who has custody of the children, sadly on that one she has me 4 to zip...however, the reason she is taking me to court is by saying I am a violent person and she is in fear of her life, her daughter's life and the lives of my son's, very interesting though that there is no mention of her other son though!!!!!....ok....hands up who thinks or feels I am a violent person!!!!!...al of you know me and I don't feel that one person can say that I am, so can it be proven.....well there are no records of me ever having been arrested or even spoken to by the police so it is going to be a case of her word against mine and as far as I can see, her case hinges on one thing, the now famouse Laptop incident which should all boils down to owbership of the laptop at the time......so as

I'm Just Overwhelmed!
I just can't believe all of the love that I've been shown today. I never expected anything like it! I have made very special friends on here who have made their own special places in my heart and who I will never, ever forget. Some people may say that this is just the internet, but you know, this is becoming the way of the world now. You can make friends on the internet just like "the real world." There's so much more that I want to say, but I'm close to tears again just thinking about it all. Sorry if this sounds so sappy. lol All I can say right now is I love my friends and thank God for each and every one of you!!!!!

Round 11
Name that tune! Band and song title! First to comment gets 5k FuBucks! I will be playing this game all day so watch for my blogs in your bartabs! If you know the answer but don't want the bucks pls comment but don't give the answer so somebody can win the bucks! Since your just doin to good you gotta name the movie soundtrack this one is from! There's no escape on the spell you have placed Leaving my heart and my mind Foolish am I if I was to try to ever leave you behind I wanna rock wit you, come give me all your love No matter what we do, I wanna rock wit you Wit you wit only you, wit you wit only you I wanna rock wit you I'll stay and walk this life wit you No matter what we may go through Dead broke, no job, no house, no ride I'm goin' stay right by your side

User #1219512 = Sammie The Stilleto Girl Fake.
...this user.... ...is a big fat FAKE. ..tried to get this photoshopped salute approved, check out the properties: ..too bad for the people that talk to it and have bought it a VIP and all that bling. You just wasted your money on this fake. Let it know what you think...hopefully it will delete itself like the rest usually do once they get blown out here... ? Lil Sammie ?..~*~Stiletto Girl~*~@ fubar ...what sick people out there. The lamest excuse I've ever heard for a fake was this: "Fakes are real people too, there's a real person behind that computer screen with real feelings" The only problem with this is that they sure as hell aren't who they claim to be. That's just a small issue right?

Soft Upon
When stars arise The moonlight shines soft upon my Love A soft wind strains As dark clouds rain Soft upon my Love Flowers grow Thier face to show Soft upon my Love Sweet words I speak Her ears to greet Soft upon my Love Gentel Kiss I place On upturned face Soft upon my Love On beating heart Shes left her mark soft upon my Love Mark A mage for the Age!!

Tues 05-13-08 (pondering The Universe)
Tuesday, May 13, 2008 Welcome, Welcome, Welcome! Добро пожаловать Recepción Bienvenue Willkommen I hope this finds YOU well. Sit back and relax for a few ... get comfortable there's plenty of space! Speaking of space ... I wanted to shorten the distance so I added a few other languages to my welcome (greeting) today. I know we as people have a world between us but from the great universal stand point the space between the nations, countries - this world is very very tiny. I know when I look out at the stars and let my mi

Phone Booth
The other day i was driving to the bank. I needed to order new checks and every time i do it by mail or on the computer, somehow my order gets screwed up. I was at a red light and my car started trying to die on me. My alternator light came on, so i figured it was best if i just pulled into a parking lot and call for help. Well as we all know, what can go wrong, will go wrong. My phone also decided to die on me. I was in the parking lot of a Pet Smart. Just outside they have one of those great, old fashioned phone booths. I couldn't charge my phone up in my car because of no power. So i searched my car for some change. The booth, while clean looking, smelled as if a bum used it as a place to sleep at night. I'm sure this is the case. Searching through the disgusting phone book, i finally find a repair shop that could get to my car right away. Now all i needed was a tow truck. While looking through the ripped and nasty phone book, i noticed this man was waiting for th

*sigh*
Have you ever noticed that when things are not going great for yourself you inevitably bring someone down with you? I feel like I am bringing down my kids and my parents. Don't get me wrong, I couldn't have made it this far without Mom and Dad, I owe them so much, but I feel like I'm just sucking the life right out of them. Not that they will ever come right out and tell me that I'm driving them crazy, but I know I am and I feel horrible about it. My poor kids seem to be stuck in the middle of everything. Nobody is happy right now, you can tell that everyone is getting stressed out and annoyed with each other... Being 30 and a parent, I should never have to go back to live with my parents, and it makes me feel worse knowing that we are all getting on each other's nerves. All I can do is pray that something will turn around and make our situation a little easier, because I know that I can't go anywhere for a while...

Concert
Talk about a good time...I had a freakin blast last night at the concert, Chris Jansen (sp) was the opening act, really good music...Then Hank Jr. came on the stage and omg, I think at that moment is when I lost my voice lol...I hadn't seen Hank since 92, he freakin rocks...He's so down to earth, doesn't put on airs like some stars do...The boy is a Steelers/Penguins fan, so he's gotta be good right??? LOL...He had an official Steelers jersey on with Bocephus on the back of it WOOOT WOOOT...The concert was held at Mellon Arena where the Penguins play their home games...It's sad they are going to tear it down, so many good times were had there...The way it's set up is so unsafe though, I mean the dome opening rocks, but the seating is dangerous...Very steep steps, hardly no room between you and the person ahead of you, so potty and refreshment trips are not safe, especially if you've had a few drinks in you... HAVE YOU EVER GOT THE BRIGHT IDEA TO TAKE YOUR PIC WHILE SITTING ON TH

Shout Out!
Just giving a shout out to ALL of the Shadow Levelers who have stopped by my page tonight! I am trying to return some of the love being shown to me, but it's happening so fast, I don't know if I can keep up. If I missed ya and you aren't on my friends list, since I do come by all of my friends' pages, please let me know so I can, somehow, show you all the love you have shown me! Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, THANK YOU!!!!! I am TOTALLY and COMPLETELY OVERWHELMED by all of the love shown by these wonderful people!

Thought Of The Day For May 31, 2008
..here's your thought of the day for May 31, 2008: Click the above pic for more like that kind, I know they are pretty popular... The more and more I see, the more ahh I dunno what it exactly is. I know there are some people on here that can be "bought" and have their friendships and loyalties bought as well. That's pretty sad in an online bar. Not even a real bar at that. In the real world, buying things for people is what it is, the results pretty much speak for themselves either way. But that's in the real world folks. The real world. For the most part, this place isn't real, odds are better than not that you won't meet the person you're buying that VIP, Blast or Happy Hour for. Giving them away in contests, giveaways, trading them for Fubucks, etc, that's not what I'm referring to. That's legit. Everyone do it until either your heart's content or your credit card is maxed out or whatever makes you happy. But be aware at the same time that those that are out there that

It Just Keeps Getting Better And Better :)
i am sure of you know...part of me hates you is moving here to switzerland so we can be together :) i guess when it feels right ...it just does:) i plan on showing him all the beautiful alpine meadows and great skiing...and cant wait for him to share some hot chocolate with me and go yodelling :D for real i am uber excited!!!!!! he will be here by the end of this month hopefully. i love you baby ♥

Please Add And Welcome Our Newest Member To The Family
Welcome and add to our family Driver206/ member of the GIT-R-DONE REBEL BOMB SQUAD family@ fubar Please everyone welcome our newest member, angel eyes ~GIT~R~DONE~

Reason I've Been Gone
Coming back from grand rapids on sunday june 15th a tire blew out on my truck, car went airbourne rolled about 4 times, lost my mom due to the wreck, kids got alot of bumps, bruises. me, i broke my left arm, bruised from head to toe was in icu until wed june 18th then released on thur then had to go to my moms viewing then buried her on friday :( please keep me and my family in ur thoughts and prayers. ty

What Utensil Are You?
You Are Chopsticks People see you as exotic, unusual, and even a bit intimidating. You are a difficult person to figure out. In truth, you try to live a very simple life. But most people are too frenzied to recognize the beauty of your simplicity. What Utensil Are You?

Tag
Instructions......(I was tagged by Brain & Kevin Twice because I'm that damn good!) Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I am the authority to all of Brain's midgets! 2.My Boobs are like gumdrops. 3.Sometime You have to tell me to Stop. 4.I lust Cocks That make me pop. 5.I haz teh ghey..... 6.I luv to play in anyway. 7.At anytime of the day. 8.I can't get enough of my Kittah... 9. Just because I am nice to you.. does NOT mean I want to fu*k you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10.I lust for mumm orgies with: Brain (Idk if I can't tag her agian but she's #1) 1HOTMAMA WeiRick DADDY ROCKS HARD Kevin Yummy ( she's New to me)

Scrotums
I can't surf here. All i do is face plant and wipe out all over the place. then there was that 30 second roll in whitewater where i didn't know which way was up. Can't figure out why I can surf in NY but not here. this is some ballsacks in space. its still fun as fuck though.

New Midget Blog! Put Ya Midgets Here Please
OK SO THE OTHER BLOG WAS GETTING BOGGED DOWN, SO NOW YOU CAN PUT YA MIDGETS IN THIS ONE!!REMEMBER TO RATE THE BLOG AND RATE OR RE-RATE ME IF YOU HAVEN'T DONE SO ALREADY!ENJOY!!

I'll Be Gone
Heya! So I'm leaving in about 20 minutes for a weeks vacation in Florida! Don't get all sad and teary eyed (like Fishinrod). I'll be back July 22nd which is my birthday. Just in time for everyone to shower me with gifts and fake beer! WOOT!!!! I'll miss everyone bunches!

I Can Has Laser?
Or galvanization, if you want to get picky. My mom bought a machine. Supposedly, this little battery operated device clears up unwanted wrinkles, veins and blemishes, as well as firming skin and "melting" cellulite. I'm skeptical, but I will try anything once. Here's to new crackpot inventions that are just crazy enough to work. Although, I have to say, my "sister" (for lack of wanting to explain the relations to this person) is like 32, and has terrible skin as well...and apparently she's been using this machine and has had miraculous results. So we shall see. *crosses fingers*

A Dream?
I close my eyes, And I see his face. I feel his touch, His warm embrace. I hear his voice... He whispers so, Says he'll never Let me go. He smells so good, It feels so right. I beg him please, To hold me tight. He runs his fingers Through my hair. Caresses my skin, His touch so fair. And then he presses His lips to mine... My body quivers, With feelings divine. And just as I feel I haven't a care, I open my eyes, To find he's not there. Was it all in my head? Does my dream man exist? I feel a great sadness, as I ask myself this. Then as I look up, As if out of the blue. I see your sweet smile, And I reach out to you. You gladly reach back, With your arms open wide. The moment stands still, A love frozen in time. You are the man, Of which I had dreamed. I've waited forever, Or so it has seemed. To share these feelings, So pure, so true I want to shout it out loud... I WANT, I NEED, I LOVE YOU! Just a lil sumthing from the h

When Did Wednesday Become The New Monday?
Today started out with my mom yelling at me. I'm horking down a breakfast burrito and my coffee has yet to kick in, I really want to go back to bed and I got a weird, semi-vague email this morning, which is making me frown at the male pursuasion. That being said, I'm glad it's Wednesday. I'm going to have a few drinks when I go home tonight. I may or may not go to the gym, but I will do laundry. I might even decide to go clothes shopping this week. So, take THAT Wednesday!

Top 10
You take the top 10 most played songs on your iPod or similar device (or just pick 10 songs you listen to a really really lot). Post the first line of the lyrics to each in your blog. Sit back in smug satisfaction, knowing you have the best taste in music ever (this is a crucial step). Then your friends do their part: in the comments section, try to identify what songs the lyrics come from. Oh, and Googling is cheating! 1: This was bound to happen, it was just a matter of time 2: You walked into the party, like you were walking onto a yacht 3: At first I was afraid, i was petrified 4: State the obvious, I didn't get my perfect fantasy 5: I just gotta tell you what I saw last night 6: Now that its all said and done 7: ha ha well now, we call this the act of mating 8: turn down the lights, turn down the bed 9: you say you're doing better, for your sake i hope its true 10: when it comes to love, i've had my doubts

That Playlist Blog Thingy
You take the top 10 most played songs on your iPod or similar device (or just pick 10 songs you listen to a really really lot). Post the first line of the lyrics to each in your blog. Sit back in smug satisfaction, knowing you have the best taste in music ever (this is a crucial step). Then your friends do their part: in the comments section, try to identify what songs the lyrics come from. Oh, and Googling is cheating! And so is looking at my other blogs. So here's my top 10 played songs from my ipod: 1. I like your pants around your feet I like the dirt that's on your knees And I like the way you still say please While you're looking up at me You're like my favourite damn disease 2. Break me down, you got a lovely face we're going to your place now you got to freak me out 3. I missed you so much That I begged you to fly and see me You must've broke down Coz you finally said that would But now that you're here I just feel like I'm constantly dreaming

Tonight
I lit the candles, maid the bed and dimmed the lights as she was taking a shower, unaware of what I just did. As she came out, to her surprise I lay unclothed waiting for the love of my life to come a little closer. Without saying a word I lifted my index finger and motioned for her to come to me. I laid her down on her stomach and rubbed some lotion onto her back while kissing the back of her neck and ears. Having just got out of the shower she she had a few water beads running down her back that I was more the willing to lick away. I proceeded to rub further down her body. She was becoming more and more aroused with every movement of my hands. By now I was at the inner part of her thighs softly running my hands back and forth and at times go back up to her butt with the same soft motion. I brought out her toy and had her lift up while I set it up precisely where she likes it. On the way back, with my finger I began teasing her point of entry until I knew she was ready. I slowly

Nothing Special
Dark Comments & Graphics Today has been one the most depressing bdays every. Started with a phone call from my boss at 7 a.m. to tell me the bitch I dont like called off so now I have to do all my treatments and hers too. Impossible! There are so many minutes in a day and with therapy you have so many minutes to each treatment and you have to do them all. Then I saw a note the bitch had left on the boss's desk about me not doing my shit. So I called my boss who reassured me I was doing great and she was so glad to have me! Haha I think the other bitch is just worried I will take her spot. Then I had some family issues and what not so just oveall not a good day! Grrr now somebody hug me b4 I slit my wrist.

Scooby-doo Is Got A Mystery Train And Looking For Friends To Join ! Chec Out The Deatils!
' SCOOBY-DOO IS THE COOLEST DOG AROUND AND RIGHT NOW HE LOOKING FOR COOL FRIENDS TO JOIN HIS TRAIN. MUST HAVE FUN, LOVE TO EAT AND RUN WHEN WHEN YOU HEAR A GHOST COMMING! MUST RATE/FAN AND FRIEND ALL ON THIS TRAIN.......................! Scooby Doo - Theme 1.wav - SCOOBY ALSO ASKING TO STOP ON THIS LINK AND RATE ALL PIC OF HIM AND THERE IS A CATCH BEHIND ONE OF THESE LUCKY PIC IS A BLING ! OH MY RATE AND YOU GET A BLING! GOOD LUCK ON THE MYSTERY HUNT! NEW TWIST IF DONE DURING HH WILL GIVE 1OK TO ALL THAT RATE! GO SCOOBY FANS GO HERE YOUR LINK LAST STEP TO COMPLETING THE MYSTERY HUNT STOP ON THIS PAGE AND RATE THE SCOOBY DOO MOVIE FOLDER ! HERE THE LINK ~SCOBBY-DOO IS MY NAME AND BOMBING ON FUBAR IS MY GAME~THE DREAM TEAM~@ fubar WILL MAKE YOU A THREE TAGS AT THE END OF THIS MYSTERY..................................! HERE WE GO AND NOW THE SCOOBY DOO MYSTERY TRAIN MEMBERS ARE!

She Takes My Sleep Away!!
Well, here I am again with her in my thoughts again. So much so that I cannot sleep and when I do I dream of her. You Know I'm Talking about ☆Hypnotic★Starr☆..... I was trying to take a little nap before I left home to do some stuff with my man..... Out of nowhere thoughts of her raged through my mind... So let me tell you what happened..... I was laying on my bed Naked like I always do before I got to bed. I was hugging my mans pillow because he was doing something on Fubar like always.... Closing my eyes I walked into a room and I see her there waiting for me... She had on a pink babydoll, and she says: - Come here my little girl, daddy is not home lets have some fun... I walk to where she is and I look at her... She put her hand on my thighs. and she says: - Don't Be nervous you know it is not the first time... Her hands move up my thigh and goes underneath my skirt knowing that I do not wear panties, and she says: - Come and

Women Over 40
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a wom

Updated Queen Of Dragons Lair Contest. Plz Read
Hi and LOVE to all my family and friends and THEIR FRIENDS who are helping. {{{{{{{ HUGS}}}}}}}} I'm IN My VERY First Contest. Need YOUR Help To Win The Rules Are Simple. The First Lady Who Gets Fifty Thousand Comments On Her Picture Wins Two Million Fu-Bucks. Click the pic to show me your love plz. Thx EVERYONE, Much Love and Respects, Desa Brought to you by ¢¾ Axl ¢¾@ fubar The Mystics Dream - Loreena McKennitt (repost of original by '¢¾ Axl ¢¾ ~~ Check my BLOG plz~~' on '2008-08-08 06:56:58')

Meet The Shadow Levelers
All members must fan, rate and add all levelers. If you check this daily it wont take you long at all. This is a requirement!!!! We are a team and work together this helps knowing where everyone is at. Please I update this list so everyone has everyone on there friends list. It takes me time too update please take a couple minutes and go , fan, rate, and add all levelers. Also as you all will see we 3 have the same rule. So if you have a problem, question or suggestion any of us can take care of it. We will discuss it and if it needs too be brought too the list will then do it. We have grown and have too add another blog of family membersplease make sure all members on blog one and 2 are added. Team Leaders of Shadow Levelers ♥ BooBoo ♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned by Gary@ fubar Passionman71~ Shadow Leveler~Fu-owned by Anna~@ fubar Fu-King Yeahmon {Shadow Leveler} Proudly owned by Farscapecat~Proud owner of DoubleD~@ fubar Let me introduce you

If Neppi Can Blog....
So can i. :P I don't go in many contests, as some know. And i'd never ask anyone to bomb me. Thats why Sonny's contest is perfect. One prize for rates. One for bombing. All i ask is for one rate. Help a VIP-less guy out? Hit the picture. Woot Yaya. I know i'm a whore. :P

We Need Your Help
Hello everyone I need your help We are trying to get a VIP for the Native American Pride homepage and need help we only need 10,000 comments to get one . We have so many changes coming to make our family bigger and better and we need the vip for the pictures we need load so please can you take a few minutes to drop a few comments on this picture thank you to everyone in advanced for your help. center>

Friends?? Flagging Pictures
I will never understand peoples reasoning behind flagging pictures! I do understand flagging a default picture, because they scroll across the top of the screen, and adult site or not, shouldn't be used as a default! But everyone's view on what is NSFW is different, so understandably, that controversy will never end here! I have never, and would never, flag any picture on here! I have on numerous occasions, sent a private message to someone who had a joke, or picture, in their default folder, that either I found inappropriate or thought someone else might, suggesting they put it in a different folder before someone flags it! Guess what??? Every single time I have done that, I have gotten a thank you for the honesty and heads up AND they moved it to a folder!!!! Amazing how adults can act when treated like adults!!!! BUT, when you have pictures, jokes, or whatever, in your personal profile, in folders clearly marked NSFW? and viewable by FRIENDS only.....I just don't ge

True Friendship
True Friendship None of that Sissy Crap Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cute little smiley faces on this card, just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile - I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in. 4. When you are scared - I will rag you about it every chance I get until you're NOT. 5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused - I will try to use only little words. 7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.

My Give A Damn Is Busted
Why should i give a damn, when it seems like no one else does. I try to be a good friend to everyone, try not to judge, but always get slapped in the face by thos that say they care. why should i give a damn, If people that say they are your friend removes you from their friends list. Do they think they are hurting my internet feelings? Why should I give a damn if my boyfriend drinks everynight. Why should i even bother to talk to him about it. right i mean hes an adult? He does his own thing. appearantly he dont give a damn either. there seems to be alot of ppl that dont give a damn about anything or anyones feelings so why should I. Maybe i should go back to being the unfeeling person that i was when i was married to my ex, that way i dont have to give a damn or feel anything. not that it matters to anyone. If you would like to comment because your give a damn is busted please do. if your offended them im sorry but I dont give a damn

Random Facts About Me
I thought that I would post a few random facts about me here. Let people get to know me a little better. 1: I'm 25 and live in the land of liquid sunshine 2: I'm the oldest of 5, yes that's 5, children 3: My ethnic background is almost half native american and the rest is Irish, German, and Scottish. 4: Even though I'm almost half native I still glow in the dark. 5: I'm a natural red head 6: I have a 6 year old son 7: My two brothers are not only adopted but black. 8: I have gotten into physical fights defending my brothers. 9: I am a military brat. I was born in Virginia on a military base. I have lived in Virginia, North Carolina, Georgia, California, Michigan, Oregon, Washington,New Hampshire, and Germany. 10:I come from a hugely military family. Both of my parents are Marines, as are my grandfather, my uncle and my younger brother. 11: I am hopelessly addicted to Pepsi. I'm trying to get better lol 12: I play multiple musical instruments. 13

What Kind Of Sandwich Are You?
You Are a Ham Sandwich You are quiet, understated, and a great comfort to all of your friends. Over time, you have proven yourself as loyal and steadfast. And you are by no means boring. You do well in any situation - from fancy to laid back. Your best friend: The Turkey Sandwich Your mortal enemy: The Grilled Cheese Sandwich What Kind of Sandwich Are You?

Van, Sherry And Crystal, Your Faults
I'm really bored so just had to 1. Go to photobucket.com (don't sign in) 2. Type the answer to your question in the "search" box 3. Pick from pictures on the first page only What is your name? horrible choices What is your relationship status? What is your favorite color? What kind of car do you drive? Who is your celebrity crush? What are you listening to? What is your favorite tv show? What kind of phone do you have? What is something you do a lot? Whats your favorite character? Whats your favorite dessert? Whats your favorite non alcoholic drink? W

9-2 08 Full Reading
how you feel about yourself now (The Sun) You are feeling abundant happy and joyful - if you don’t, be assured that you are about to enter a period of success and fulfillment. This is a time of pleasure, vitality and good health, travel and holidays to be enjoyed. Good news around children or the conception or birth of a longed-for baby. The Sun heralds an ending to difficulties and a time to celebrate with friends and loved ones. The Hermit what you most want at this moment (The Hermit) The cards suggest Liz, that what you most want at this time is to know what to do, as well as companionship or a lover as you feel somewhat lonely or isolated at the moment. Perhaps you are feeling exhausted and in need of a rest - if you have been ill this is a time for rest and recuperation. Justice your fears (Justice) There could be agreements or legal affairs that concern you and you certainly don’t want to lose - you feel quite strongly that you are in the right. Stay calm and l

Tell Me If You Would Like This Resort
a private island where nobody has discovered it then built a resort with generators n charge people to come party .... well name the island ( The GetAway Resort ) different packages for different people spring breaks one side of the island---- cpls honeymoons another side ---- swingers ( cpls ) and selected singles another side ------ just singles them selves like cancun if ur bf or gf or hubby or wify is more then 3000 miles away what ever happens at getaway resorts stays on getaway resort ---- nite clubs beach bon fire parties wet t shirt contest male body contest let me know what u think of that and im about to blog this so nobody steals my idea it is now patened lol if anybody would party here leave me a coment i made just buy n build a resort

Lmao....stalker Type Tendencies? *shrugs*
Your Love is Represented by a Orange Rose When you're in love, you tend to be overwhelmed and consumed by desire. You develop fascinations with people easily, and they're sometimes even borderline obsessions! You tend to come on strong. Your love is as hot as a flame. What Rose Represents Your Love?

Fyi....
People...The ER is not your dentist or your primary doctor. Do not go to the ER because you have a cavity that hurts or because you have a sinus infection! This is no way directed actually at the people that will read this, because my friends are generally intelligent people(but there are exceptions and you know who you are =P) But seriously, day in and day out these Yahoos come into the ER with the silliest problems. "Oh noes. My back kinda hurts." "Doctor, doctor I think I sprained my wrist." Blah blah blah. Its such a waste of time and resources.

Some Family That Need Leveled:)
♫ ô DJ Aimee ♫ ô ~The Bitch You Love To Hate~ President of GIT-R-DONE REBEL BOMBSQUAD@ fubar ♥~NICE WHEN I WANT TO BE♥~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY~BOMBSQUAD@ fubar ◊ SNUGGLEBUNNY ~ PROMOTER AND HEAD GREETER FOR CLUB MIXTURE ◊@ fubar starry~GiT-R-DoNe~ ReBeL FaMiLy BoMbSqUaD~@ fubar

Gf Problems
Im putting all my emotions in the blog to take away my pain and anger and frustration, i met a girl she was awesome at first and i would spoil her, and one day her freind invited some freinds over "guys" and everyone was drinking one thing lead to another and saw her in a lip lock with another dude, i fliped out and went after the dude, multiple people had to break us up, then i wanted to leave but she wont let me we talked for hours i keep asking her why, and shes says shes confused and such, next day we go out to eat "olive garden" and dropped her off, and next day i get a call she says i just want to be "freinds" and i called later, and talked to her freind and figure out shes with that guy, some stuff going on, right!, im flipping out, went to starbucks, where the best place on earth to calmn down, and now putting all my feelings on a peice of paper, and bought beer and getting messed up tonite, share your thoughts fubaraians and rock on! Against The Grain - Akon feat.

Dear Fu Bad Girls Club™©
ALL FU BAD GIRL MEMBERS I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND AND HAVE DECIDED TO KEEP FU BAD GIRLS CLUB™© OPEN. BUT HERE IS THE DEAL IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO STAY ON THE LIST. BECAUSE OF ALL THAT HAS HAPPEN. I WILL DELETE YOU, EVEN THOUGH I AM SORRY YOU ARE LEAVING. BECAUSE I PROMISE THERE WILL BE NO MORE DRAMA. I AM GONNA KEEP FU BAD GIRLS CLUB™© ONLY TO FRIENDS. AND IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO INVITE SOMEONE TELL THEM THEY ARE MORE THAN WELCOME. BUT I WILL NOT BE PUTTING UP ANY BULLETINS ON IT. THAT WAY I CAN KEEP THE DRAMA OUT. I WILL STILL GIVE OUT BLAST AND PRIZES. SO IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE JUST LET ME KNOW IF NOT SEND ME A SMILE. LOVE YOU ALL. 'HUGGGGGGGGGGS' MY LINK IS: *JuicyFruit(Bi)69*owner of Fu Bad Girls*fu gf to my sweet Velvet Moon*Rating Revolution*fu owned by@ fubar

A Small Bombing Family That Helps Friends With Giveaways!!
imikimi - Customize Your World COME CHECK OUR CLOSE BOMBING FAMILY . WE DO NOT DO CONTESTS FOR WE ARE NOT THAT BIG OF A FAMILY, BUT CAN HELP IF WE HAVE NOTHING GOING ON. WE DO GIVEAWAYS SO IF YA WANNA JOIN WE WILL WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS!!PLEASE READ RULES!!!! ON BOTTOM OF BULLY. NOW SCROLL DOWN AND MEET OUR FAMILY =) ♀Çhåøtï¢(FOUNDER OF THE SHADOW BOMBERS!!!) ♀Çhåøtï¢ ¶®îñçë$$♀♥ ♀FuWifey 2 k®ï§†ÌÑã♀

Returning Home From Ike, Recovery Time
Thanks to all of you who have sent well wishes and phone calls to see if I and my family are ok. We did survive the storm.. and came back on Sunday to see mass destruction everywhere. I will be posting photos soon in my photo gallery. Mass destruction is everywhere in my area. Whole neighborhoods are destroyed. 40 Persons known dead at the moment with more search and discovery on going. The area in which I live has suffered total losses of homes, and all belongings. FEMA is starting to come in to help to give us ice, and non perishable foods, as most of us have lost all foods that were in fridges and freezers. Needless to say that the losses of material possessions is devastating, however, I am thankful to God for keeping so many of us safe. I will post more information when I am able, my time is short at the moment as I am working on food, and water and ice for us. I hope that I will be online some more this evening. Thank you to everyone who has given their time

School Days 2
This was when I was 15/16. I think. One of the lessons I took at the time was sociology. Boy oh boy was that lesson a piece of piss, for me anyhow. Anyway, to the point. The lesson so was so easy and boring I had various escape routes. 1. Finish work in half an hour, then sleep for half an hour. 2. Finish work in half an hour and scribble all over my book for half an hour 3. Tell the teacher I had a headache, get excused and go home with a coupla mates who hated their lesson too. This was the most common. To this day I've never been sure why the teacher let me get away with it. And I passed the lesson, not bad considering I was hardly there.

Smell Ya Later...
Fuck! *I'm beyond sick of seeing sexually suggestive blasts from females. Are you that desperate for points that you exploit yourself? Here's a quarter, buy yourself some class. *Here's a tip, hotshot. If the folder is private that means you can't get in it. Asking me to let you see it won't do the trick either. Especially if you're not even on my friend's list. Asshole. *I hate to be judgmental. I really REALLY do. Everyone has the right to look and feel sexy. HOWEVER! If your stomach takes up most of the shot, chances are, you need to cover up. *If I wanted to see your penis, I would've asked. Chances are I won't though. Get over it. *No shit. I saw that private folder. I didn't go in there for a reason. Telling me to rate your NSFW pics will get a "Fuck Off" from me. Demanding things from me is a No-No. *I didn't fan you back because I'm not a fan. I didn't put you in my Family because I don't consider you so. Do you see a pattern here? *Don't tell me I need "

You May Be Right
Friday night I crashed your party Saturday I said I'm sorry Sunday came and you trashed me out again I was only having fun Wasn't hurting anyone And we all enjoyed the weekend for a change Ive been stranded in the combat zone I walked through bed stuy alone Even rode my motorcycle in the rain And you told me not to drive But I made it home alive So you said that only proves that I'm insane You may be right I may be crazy But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for Turn out the light Don't try to save me You may be wrong for all I know But you may be right Remember how I found you there Alone in your electric chair I told you dirty jokes until you smiled You were lonely for a man I said take me as I am cause you might enjoy some madness for a while Now think of all the years you tried to Find someone to satisfy you I might be as crazy as you say If I'm crazy then its true That its all because of you And you wouldn't want me any other way You may be righ

May Not Have Home By Next Yr
IM SORRY I HAVE NEVER MADE A BLOG SO PLS BARE WITH ME AS SOME OF U KNOW I LIVE IN A SMALL TOWN HAVE TO HIDE IN MY HOME AND I LIVE 2DOORS DOWN FROM COPSHOP AND MY APT IS 24STAIRS UP SO I OVERLOOK THE COPSHOP AND FIREDEPT OF THIS SMALL CRUKED TOWN I NOW BEEN BEATIN 2TIMES BY THE COPS IN HERE AND NOW I HAVE RECENTLY BEEN JUMPED BY MY EXSTEPDAUGHTER AND HER FRIENDS-BOYS 5 I THINK TOTAL SHE BUSTED MY CELL PHONE IN 2 SO NO MORE CELL AND I HAVE HAD BACK SURGERY IN 2003 ON MY L4-L5 DISCES AND VERTEBRE I ALSO HAVE FIBRO MYALSIA AND MY KNEES ARE ALL DAMMAGED MY CARTLIGE? IS FULLY DAMAGED AND I HAVE NOW FULL ARTHRITUS IN THEM BOTH I AM JUST TRYIN TO LIVE EATCH DAY I WAS DUMB AND TRIN TO STIK UP FOR MY ESD WHEN SHE ATTAACKED ME I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IN THE DV CYCLE THEY DEFEND THIER ABUSER I TRIED CALLIN THE 911 BUT WAS BUSY SIGNAL WTF? HER BF GETS THRU IM SCREAMIN FOR HELP AND SO ON ANYWAY NOW MY HOUSING HELP WILL TERMINATE BUT I MUST FIGHT OR I AM HOMELESS SO PLS ALL FORGIVE ME IF I AM NOT ON L

Last Night
i had a full blown episode of mania ( i am bipolar) i attacked without any provocation everyone around me. i made wild and unsubstantiated allegations about the person i loved very deeply. those allegations were probably based upon my distorted sense of reality and psychotic delusions. i cannot even begin to say how sorry i am to everyone.

Own Your Fu-slave
FU-SLAVES FOR SALE!!! Here they are!!!!Pick your own fu-slave to spoil you for one whole month!You wont be sorry!Don’t forget to also rate them!Most rates receives a Silver Heart Bling! Come get your own sexy fu-slave! Pick one and click to bid!!!Please repost! BLACK WIDOW TOMME DIANA KING BLAZE DJ SYN PONYBOY0827 DJ TORIA

Do You Communicate Like A Man Or A Woman?
You Communicate Like a Man When you communicate, you like to get to the point. You're not afraid to say what's on your mind - and leave it at that. Talking about your emotions drains you. You rather keep them to yourself. You prefer solving problems to wallowing in your sorrows. Do You Communicate Like a Man or a Woman?

My First Rating As A 1 Woohoo
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October Is Breast Cancer Awareness Month
October is breast cancer awareness month. Early detection can save lives. When breast cancer is found early, the 5-year survival rate is 98%, which is why there are over 2 million breast cancer survivors today. Whether you are 20 or 80, you need an early-detection plan. Do those monthly self check exams!

Ldc Changes Have Been Made And Are In Progress
There has been some changes made to the LDC Family. Check the LDC blog of members to see if you are still in the blog or not. IF NOT than you have been let go of the LDC. If you have any questions concerning your dismissal then plz contact one of the following Creators. These changes are due to inactivity and not following the LDC guidelines.... They are not personal attacks on anyone. For further questions plz contact one of the Creators below... And plz make sure you comment on this blog as well so we know you have read it. Thanks.... DJ™иosferatu™Eldέ®-£ØЯĐ™Đrãculã™£ØЯĐ £ε§†Ά†™CK2Enf@ fubar †FÕяѕáķĕŋ βίτсђ†Team Greatness Cpt 4 CLUB FAR@ fubar ~KyttieKat~Vampyress of Darkened Love~Creator of L.D.C~Club Far@ fubar

Question
Can't stay much longer, but wanted to put this down before I forgot. Should friendship be a two way thing? I ask this for two reasons; 1. It came up in another blog I was just in 2. I notice that no one talks to me, because I generally don't strike up conversation first. Now I'm fine with this, 'cause I know it is partly my fault and I could do more. But some people aren't fine with it, and if you are friends with that person you should realise it and accept that that is part of who they are. Not condemn them for being antisocial, rude etc. Anyways, that's about it, so thanks for reading.

All Members Please Read Carefully And Respond!
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE NOT AWARE OF THE FACT THAT I OFTEN TYPE IN CAPS, YOU ARE AWARE NOW...I JUST FEEL THAT IT EASIER TO READ, AND IT IS EASIER AND FASTER FOR ME TO TYPE THIS WAY! I ROLL LIKE THAT SOMETIMES! A SITUATION HAS ARISEN THAT I WANT TO BE EXTREMELY CLEAR ABOUT, AS I AM EXTREMELY DISTURBED BY IT! A LONG TIME MEMBER HAS ENTERED A GIVEAWAY FOR AN AUTO-11 GIVEAWAY, WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE AND CONSENT, WHICH IS STRICT NO-NO!!! SHE PRESENTED HERSELF TO ONE OF THE SPONSORS THAT I HAVE DEVELOPED A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH FOR GIVEAWAYS FOR CLUB MYSTIC, AND HAS INFORMED AT LEAST TWO OF OUR FAMILY MEMBERS THAT SHE HAD QUIT CLUB MYSTIC. HMMM, SHOULDN'T SHE HAVE COME TO ME WITH THAT? WHAT REALLY KILLS ME IS THAT I WAS THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED THIS GA IDEA TO THE SPONSOR, AND SECURED FIVE SPOTS FOR US, NOW SHE HAS COST US ONE OF THEM THE EX-MEMBER THAT I AM REFERRING TO IS CATHY AKA PURPLEDOLPHIN.....SHE KNOWS THAT WHAT SHE DID WAS WRONG, AND STRICTLY AGAINST THIS FAMILY'S PHILOSOPH

Panties (stolen From Sherry, Again)
These things are freaking me out now. This one sounds exactly like me. Kinda creepy. I don't know how men feel around me, but I have had several guys I dated tell me they instantly felt comfortable around me. You Are Silly Panties You're a goofy, fun loving girl who is always smiling. You like your panties to be a silly secret - even if only you know. Men feel instantly relaxed around you, with a little instant chemistry too. Even though you're a goofball, you can be sexy when you want to. What Kind of Panties Are You?

Why Won't They Listen To Me
We go through this every time. My bosses tell me to do something. I tell them why that's not the the best thing to do and give my arguments on what we should do. At some point they just stop listening to me and the meeting ends with them telling me I have to do what they say. Then I do it. Everything goes to utter chaos and we have to do what I suggested in the first place. I love saying I told you so as much as the next gal but the chaos always takes a few innocent bystanders in the process. Is it because I'm a woman? Am I not stating my case clearly? Are they just douches? I've kinda had it with cycle of shit. I just got off the phone with one of my bosses and I ended the conversation with "are guys tired of me always being right yet?" Think he got my meaning?

Hawks Down And Out
Ok seahawk fans we are just about to that point to where we have to panick. we have got some bad news after last nights loss to tampa i find out our matt hasslebeck could be out at least 2 weeks more and thats the optimistic out look rather then the realistic one. whats wronge with matt you ask well its not the knee as feared and its much worse hes had back issues since the preason and missed most of those, games. word is now he is in rehab due to weakness in the legs and tingling feeling there is a strong fear now he may have to retire at least thats the not so many words that the sports casters said but you have to consider that may happen thats a serious issue with weak legs and tingling. matt has said there is no pain however and wants to come back asap. to at least save the season. with the west title but that out look is dim at best. the doctors will not clear him yet and i cant blame him he took a huge hit in preseason.. we did not do well in defense but i guess

Updated
I am letting all my friends know that in 3 days I will be back home in Virginia at which time I will be deleting alot of people from my list ... I have done my very best to be a real friend to everyone in my family list but once again I get hurt because people want to be shady ... As my TURE friends know I am a loyal friend I go out of my way to help people and be there for them and this is the point where its time for me to say bye to some of you because im tired of trying and getting shit on over and over again... To my REAL FRIENDS I love you guys and thank you so much for being REAL with me that means more to me then any points or rates ... So Watch my family list as of Monday things will be changing .. P.S. To those who like to talk about me and not to me the same people you are talking to are the same ones coming and tell me . Think about that.. I am here for fun at one point yes I use to be worried about how fast I can gain a point but the more time goes on th

This Is What I'm Working With Here!!!!
GOD DAMN! i cannot even think of anything to say here. "you've been unemployed for a year?!?!" people exclaim... wanna see WHY????? gotta love the economy collapsing around us...but NOOOOO we're not in a recession...come on people! LOOK @ WHAT'S IN FRONT OF YOUR FUCKING EYES! THIS SHIT IS FOR REAL! so, if i could pass for a hooker....nah, still wouldn't do it...but if i could survive without organs, you'd best believe i'd be selling 'em all to science. this is just pathetic.

Sexual Harassment
This is what happens when i get bored. ->Heavenly_A...: then i'll forgive you ->Heavenly_A...: unless you call me daddy while i'm buried inside you ->Heavenly_A...: if you're going to pull the racial slurs like a racist bitch, at least get it right. ->Heavenly_A...: you think i'm indian? Heavenly_A...: no, unlike you i am very well educated. now go to hell fuckin pullstart motherfucker ->Heavenly_A...: wow, you really are an ignorant bitch, but, i like fucking the airheads. it makes it more interesting when i stick it in their ass. Heavenly_A...: go away fuckin towelhead motherfucker ->Heavenly_A...: why would i fuck either a virgin or a camel? Heavenly_A...: why dont you go fuck one of your damn towelhead virgins you camel humper! ->Heavenly_A...: that just made me hot. can you say that with a southern accent? Heavenly_A...: you sorry son of a bitch! get the fuck out of my box and stay out! i dont want the likes of you around me! ->Heavenly_A...

Sell Your Soul
Let me ask some of you this question. Would you sell your soul for a few extra points on this website? What is the weirdest, funkiest, out of this world kind of stuff you have done to get a few extra points on this site? I am a little new, and have heard some funny stories...but, I just have to hear this from the people that have done this. Why do you think the points are so important to you? I am not putting people down...just curious. :)

Adoption Results
Morgan Le Fay - Adopted by Mental for 900K Poetic Suicide - Adopted by ∞ ¶Kéa£aßøÎ ∞ for 1,111,111 Ms.D - Adopted by Delerius for 1.7 mil Kealiboi - Adopted by Misfit for 675K ~J~ - Adopted by Fizzle for 7,487,602 Tawny Punkinbutt - Adopted by ĐåКΐđĝФד§ωдĢĞấ for 5 mil Wetcat - Adopted by Delerius for 2 mil Fishinrod - Adopted by Reeka for 1.8 mil Ashley - Adopted by Ms.D for 801K Sproet - Adopted by Misfit for 675K Prinny - Adopted by AlienDogStar for 6.3 mil Á{Enigma}Ù - Adopted by Who Knows for 1 mil Cubby - Adopted by Princess for 2 mil biblicksiophile - Adopted by PoLsKiChErRy for 750K Polskicherry - Adopted by BabyBoo for 5 mil AlienDOGStar - Adopted by BeBe for 3,100,001 Was fun..thank you all for playing and participating. I cant wait for the blogs and mumms about your owners !

Burnnn
So, I got totally burnt in a way, but can't feel the burn. I am not surprised, since I was expecting it to happen. I guess thats a good thing about being a pessimist: you can see shit thats about to hit you in the back from a mile away. I am not shocked, or hurt. When you see something coming, it much easier to control your feelings. I have no hate or disdain for that person. Just curiosity. And the good ole "I saw it comin" feeling I always get when I meet people.

This Should Be Interesting...
Well ive decided to finally enter an auction...rut roh. Yes my fu friends i will be auctioning off my boobage to the highest bidder and then making a personal nsfw boob salute to the new owner of said boobage. It doesnt start until Friday at 10pm but i felt id give fair warning so those that would like to own my boobs can save their hard earned fubucks hehe. Ok well thats all i know at the moment. Thanks for reading....

November 11th
Today i remember a man i have never met. A man my father has never met. A strong, brave man named Hector Brown. My Grandfather. A man who died fighting for his country, and never got to even see his son. Today is the day we remember such people in our lives, or just the men and women still out there fighting. I'm sure everyone has their own story, someone they lost, or a friend in the Armed Forces. Which is why i'm completely shocked at the lack of Remembrance Day, or for the American's, Veteran's Day stuff on this site today. Fuck, Flag Day, and Groundhog day gets more attention. It's sad. I am not the most patriotic person in the world, but for one day, i show my respect to those that have lost their lives, limbs, or loved ones. It is sad it is only for one day and for that i feel guilty for that. But i ask you..... How are you showing your respect today? Here ends the rant. Still banned, so can't reply to you. Sorry.

Bring Me To Life By Evanescence (album : Fallen)
I love the lyrics of the song ... just posting for myself more than anything. How Can You See Into My Eyes Like Open Doors Leading You Down Into My Core Where I've Become So Numb Without A Soul My Spirit Sleeping Somewhere Cold Until You Find It There And Lead It Back Home Wake Me Up Inside Wake Me Up Inside Call My Name And Save Me From the Dark Bid My Blood To Run Before I Come Undone Save Me From The Nothing I've Become Now That I Know What I'm Without You Can't Just Leave Me Breathe Into Me And Make Me Real Bring Me To Life Wake Me Up Inside Wake Me Up Inside Call My Name And Save Me From the Dark Bid My Blood To Run Before I Come Undone Save Me From The Nothing I've Become Bring Me To Life Frozen Inside Without Your Touch Without Your Love Darling Only You Are The Life Among The Dead All This Time I Can't Believe I Couldn't See Kept In The Dark But You Were There In Front Of Me I've Been Sleeping A Thousand Years It Seems Got To Open My

So Crystal Won't Feel Alone
What is the most unique thing about you? The fact that I can put up with Goatse Has anyone ever asked you if you were retarded? Ha.. no, but they're my people, I get compared to them all the time. Who was the last person you were in a fight with? I verbally pwnd my ex in an e-mail earlier today, does that count? Where do you spend the majority of your time? In the car What is your favorite name for a girl? I dunno, I've already used three of them Favorite name for a boy? Ciaran How many texts have you sent/received today? Loads, about 25 What kind of car do you have? Town and Country 2003, just got it Monday What do you love about your car? It's new, so it's still clean inside. What color is your car? Silver How many windows are in your house? About 20? Are you hated or a hater? Neither that I know of. How tall are you? 5'2 Who has been the most influential person in your life? My children, they keep me going What song are you tot

Great Friends!
First I want to say, I love my friends! You all are so great! Secondly, I am going to make a Birthday folder, so any screen shots, pictures, salutes, bling, or whatever will be going in that folder. I plan to put all the pictures in comments and i will stash the bulletin since its too big for ss. Love you guys, I'm off to work:)

Loneliness....
Have u ever had 1 of those days when u feel like no one is there, Have u ever wished u could just hear the words I love u and I still care? Have u ever needed someone u miss them so much ur heart cries, Have u ever wanted to trust so much u believed all the simple lies? No words cant describe all these feelings inside my head and heart, But I do know the distance is killing me day by day, hr by hr, every second we are apart. True love is a blessing a gift that 1 should cherish, Pls hold on and appreciate it or someday it will perish. HELLO EVERYONE....THIS IS JUST A LIL PEEK OF HOW IM FEELING AT THE MOMENT! :(

This Is Some Bs
What Candice Means You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily. You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind. A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic “Type A” personality. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals. You are balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row. You are powerful and competent, especially in the workplace. People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. You definitely have a dominant personality. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's e

Week 11 Statistics
Hey guys..sorry took so long to post, been a crazy week. 1st Place: Kelly with 105-160 2nd Place: It's Just Me with 104-160 3rd Place: JP with 103-160 4th Place: Me with 98-160 5th Place: Drill with 94-160 6th Place: Porch with 93-160 Just got caught LOL will post the rest later.

Stolen From Allah Or Jedi.. Or Goatse... Whoever You Know Him As
Bang or Pass? There is at least one person on your list that wants to bang the hell out of you. So lets play the Bang or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to bang the person who has last commented, post "bang it" and if you wouldn't, comment that you'd "pass" You have to answer for me first! let the fun begin?

The Kitty Is Hot On Fire With Curiosity
I quit my job to be a stay-at-home mom. Of course, I don't have any children. But I do have a kitty. My family, while claiming to espouse traditional family values, isn't that impressed by the fact that I gave up a lucrative job to take care of a kitty. Especially since the kitty's father abandoned her at conception, and he's never paid any kitty support. My last day at work was Halloween. So, instead of a suit, I wore a black Michael Kors dress. Classy. And Donna Karan fishnet stockings. Super classy. And a witch hat from Target, which more or less cackles class. That afternoon, one of my bosses took me out for a farewell cocktail. As we headed down in the elevator, he commented, "You know, Sugar, there are more subtle ways to celebrate Halloween in the office." "You know, Bob, subtlety has never been one of my strong points." "You make a good point, Sugar." After I stopped working, I read a lot, and I obsessed over election coverage, and occasionally I even did t

Leaving Fubar...
Get your attention?!? GOOD! Read on... ...like everyone I've talked to, there's times I HATE this site. Now, I never delete my profiles (I still have my original FRIENDSTER profile...I think) but I DO take a "leave of abscence" from certain community sites... ...but for some reason, I keep coming back here. No, I don't care for the NSFW pics... No, I don't care for the vagina/cock talk... And, no, I don't care about the attention whoring... ... What brings me back to this site is the "5%"... If you bare with me for a minute, I'll explain the "5%"... Just recently, I talked to a "fu-friend" on here that has been around longer then me... back during "Cherry-Tap" and "Lost-Cherry" and "Cherry-Bomb" or whatever.... We have both been here for YEARS, yet just NOW we actually conversated as, well, normal folks do... We both laughed at how sad MuMMs and lounges and fubar ITSELF has gotten... ...kind of like the "worst of the internet community"...

I've Come To Realize
1. I've come to realize that my boobs... are flabby and hairy but STILL there are wimmen who want to see them? 2. I've come to realize that my job... has paid my bills for 15 years so I need to be more thankful about it and bitch less about being run ragged. 3. I've come to realize that when I'm sleeping... my snoring is probably keeping others awake.. 4. I've come to realize that I need... more time and more money than I am ever likely to have 5. I've come to realize that my body... is wearing out faster than I thought it would 6. I've come to realize that I hate it when... I can't think of the right word.. I get tongue tied easily and it pisses me off so bad 7. I've come to realize that when I'm drunk... I really crave coffee more than another beer 8. I've come to realize that money... is like sex, no matter how much you get, you always need more 9. I've come to realize that certain people... are impossible to ration with and should just be avoided

I'm A Gentleman!!
of course... read it from bottom to the top... if you wanna understand it.. such a gentleman ya are === 'Ford' wrote the following at '2008-11-29 20:39:09'.. > > i also ALLOWED her to walk us down the halls, did i not? :P.. > === 'Bossy Toe Witchie' wrote the following at '2008-11-29 20:37:08'.. > > > > LMAO > > you tease you > > > > === 'Ford' wrote the following at '2008-11-29 20:36:11'.. > > > > > > i did... i LET her brush my hand.. > > > === 'Bossy Toe Witchie' wrote the following at '2008-11-29 20:35:08'.. > > > > > > > > whats the worst that could happen really? > > > > send some feelers out yaself > > > > might just be surprised > > > > > > > > === 'Ford' wrote the following at '2008-11-29 20:33:50'.. > > > > > > > > > > i know.. it's one of those things that you can "just tell" > > > > > > > > > > i'm blowing it off as a fluke though..lol > > > > > === 'Bossy Toe Witchie' wrote the following at '2008-11-29 20:31:42'.. > > > > > >

Only In America...but It Looks Like Japan
So...I worked Black Friday with 2 retail jobs. I've done it before, but that was so long ago I'd forgotten the fun. Here are just a few bullet points...I really don't have the words to go into detail about all of it but...any questions I'll be sure to answer: - Asians like lines - If you call it a deal, people will be excited to buy shit - Women with infants are bitches - Women with toddlers are the nicest, most patient women alive - Women with children can go either way - Old spinsters who SHOULD have kids, but are way past their prime and probably dried up...are the most short-tempered self-centered bitches you could ever meet - My smile is a dangerous weapon - I must be at rock bottom, because a lot of black women have hit on me lately (most racist comment I've heard this week...I need new friends :P) - 18 hours working straight is not difficult for me...it only makes me want to work longer - 6 hours of sleep is too much - Everyone knows me...I know

Douche Bag Of The Day.
You know the drill, bottom to top: ->DJ Ace Own...: remember to ask if hey want a hot apple pie with their order. ->DJ Ace Own...: Go to work, faggot. DJ Ace Own...: ooooo u look like a fuckin chomo lil boy ->DJ Ace Own...: sure thing cum guzzler. DJ Ace Own...: finish this later i gots to go to work lil boy DJ Ace Own...: im not there anymore fool im in ks mo lil bitch so why dont u give me ur addy so we can salve this and stop this enternet shit so i can just kick ur ass and have it over and done with ->DJ Ace Own...: Oklahomo isn't that close, princess. DJ Ace Own...: damn ur dumn is there another tulsa close to here ->DJ Ace Own...: Tulsa Oklahomo? DJ Ace Own...: shit bitch im from tulsa and i live real close now ->DJ Ace Own...: Independence Ave and Hardesty? ->DJ Ace Own...: 23rd and prospect area? ->DJ Ace Own...: you live in the 'hood, gangsta boy? ->DJ Ace Own...: OOOhhhh really? Where at? DJ Ace Own...: road DJ Ace Own...: come get some u live up the rode

Beyond Wrong
Normally I don't care what other people do with their lives. If they wanna get no sleep, drink, have tons of one night stands or whatever...go ahead. It's your life. Not mine. BUT there are some things in life that I do draw the line on. I'm kind of pissed at a friend right now. I feel a bit disrespected by them. I'm not going to say who it is, if it's someone on here or that I know in real life or anything like that. I'm not even going to say if it's a guy or girl. This person before has said something about drinking and taking pain pills. I told them flat out it was a stupid thing to do and that's how people get addicted. Go look at a ton of celebs. Go ask Scott Weiland about that. Go ask Jeff Conaway about that fun little mixture. Or better yet...watch VH1's Celeb Rehab and you can see how f'd up Jeff is from drugs and alcohol. And he's one that is hooked on the pain pills. Go look into how many actors, singers, etc have DIED from doing pain pills and alcohol.

Leveling Blog 165
~~~Blue*Eyed*Obsession~~~Llama leveler~Rating Revolution Crew~~@ fubar 135,878 to Godmother~Shannon is one of Our Llamas-So lets work on getting her leveled please!! Shannon so deserves this!! On another note-not sure how many of ya seen my last note in the last levelup blog but Dave and Michelle are without internet hopefully till just tomorrow and they are bored needless to say! And some of you have asked me how Dave is doing since his mother passed-he seems to be doing ok!!If ya'll have some time after we level Shannon-stop by his page and show him some extra love it would mean alot to him!!Thanks everyone!!Much love and respect to all the llamas! You all are the Best!!Hugzz,JoAnna(Co-Founder of the family)

Spiders
The piercing radiant moon, The storming of poor June, All the life running through her hair, Approaching guiding light, Our shallow years in fright, Dreams are made winding through my head, Through my head, Before you know, Awake, Your lives are open wide, The V-chip gives them sight, All the life running through her hair, The spiders all in tune, The evening of the moon, Dreams are made winding through my head, Through my head, Before you know, Awake Through my head,through my head Before you know, Before you know I will be waiting all awake, Dreams are made winding through her hair, Dreams are made winding through her hair.

Blah Blah Blah
Animal you feel represents you or feel connected to? Lion What weather do you feel you are? Storm Choose one living & one deceased person you would like to spend 24 hours with, can be anyone. living...Kerry King gone....Dimebag If you could go anywhere in the world expenses a non issue where would you go? (choose more than one if you like) The moon!!!! Who do you admire most? Babies. They can shit where ever they want! What is something(s) that bring you peace? Music. It soothes the savage beast. That and Poi Favorite tree & or flower? Columbine What is a gift you have always remembered getting that meant a great deal? (doesn't matter how long ago) My 10th birthday I had a scavenger hunt type thing leading up to my first .22 in the cherry tree in the back yard. Then a few minutes later we got a phone call from the hospital about my brand new niece I got for my birthday :D A song lyric that holds meaning to you or song? (more than one is fine) I

Igod
My conversation with God. Read top to bottom. Me: Is Alexis goin to die tonight? God: Signs point to yes. Ask Alison if it is. Me: Why Alison? God: Reductionism. Me: How will she die? God: A lot of practise. Me: Practice doing what? God: Can you rephrase the question please? Me: Practice doing what? God: Can you rephrase the question please? Me: Practise of what? God: What of it? You sound like a category C client. Me: What is category C? God: C stands for "critical", usually highly-educated clients who often have unsatisfying conversations with ALICE. Me: What is her cause of death? God: I don't give out that kind of personal information. Me: How will she die. God: A lot of practise. Me: Cause of death? God: That makes sense to me. That is something I haven't heard of. Me: Will I kill her? God: The oracle says: Might happen. Me: Will James kill her? God: Probably not

Embarassing Stuff
i was thinking of some of the stupid shit i have done, some of it is actually funny years later i wanna hear yours and see if you people are as fucked up as i am was at an office xmas party put on by the dr`s my ex worked for at a very exclusive country club.i wanted to smoke some weed so i unlocked a door and went out on the patio and smoked 1/2 a joint. when i got done, i decided to take a piss over the railing. i get done and as i turn around tucking it back in my tux pants there is the ceo. i just looked at him and said when you gotta go you gotta go and walked by him back to party

Metallica - And Justice For All...
Taken from wikipedia; …And Justice for All is the fourth studio album by American heavy metal band Metallica. Elektra Records released the album on August 25, 1988. This is the first Metallica studio album to feature bassist Jason Newsted, since it is the first after the tragic death of the group's former bassist Cliff Burton. The album's dark subject material, featuring references to injustice in the law system, limited freedom, war, insanity and hate, is accompanied by the most complex song structures to this date in Metallica's discography. The album is also noted for its near lack of bass guitar and dry production and therefore has been called a "slightly flawed masterpiece and the pinnacle of Metallica's progressive years" by allmusic.com's reviewer.[3] The front cover depicts the statue of Lady Justice cracked and bound by ropes, with both of her scales filled with dollars and both of her breasts exposed. The words "…And Justice for All" are written in graffiti to th

Reaching Out This Holiday Season...
There are many aspects to Animal Rescue: a lot of it involves making people aware of the Need...and not being afraid to ask for help. The Sikeston Humane Society needs help. **Sikeston MO, located right between St. Louis and Memphis (2 hours from each approx** They have the following: 7 cairns, 3 aussie terriers, 2 malamutes, 1 lab, 2 weimeradors, 1 jap chin, chin/chi mix, 2 corgies, 2 mini eskies with many more expected to come in this week. These babies need to go to good homes or Rescues. As time permits they will be added to the following website: www.sikestonareahumanesociety.rescuegroups.org and even if you are not looking for a new family member you can still help...we are constantly looking for rescues and the best way to find them is via the web. Clicking on the pic will take you to another users page and a good friend.

Watch Out! Moron *talking*
read it bottom up!! khomatoser: what about in the bathroom or in your car? you can park somewhere private. khomatoser: you'll WANT to make time babe... I enjoy doing the *talking* khomatoser: LOl... yeah hours from now! ->khomatoser: when i get home, i should khomatoser: oh really? well where/when will you have adequate privacy over the phone babe? ->khomatoser: i won't get home for a couple of hours khomatoser: hmmm... that might work. Will you have privacy over the phone at home? ->khomatoser: about 30 min or so khomatoser: bummer babe... how much longer? ->khomatoser: not right now...i'm working, but i'll be off soon khomatoser: honestly, I could care less for the phone, with the exception if its for something like this. Can you get privacy over the phone there? ->khomatoser: i'm here. i just don't usually talk on the phone much khomatoser: still with me babe? khomatoser: I wouldnt say so if it werent so. ->khomatoser

Mumm Random 1
I was in need of a giggle tonight. This convo between JoJo and I was what did it :) Baby G-Shock created @ 12/15/2008 05:49 pm expires in: 23 hrs [EVERYONE] I bought this watch online, and I just got it. I don't love it, but I don't hate it, and I bought it strictly because it is durable, and would last longer than my other watches while I am in Iraq. Should I A: return it and hope I find something I like better before I go, or B: just keep it. December 15, 2008 @ 6:07 pm #33 of 34 December 15, 2008 @ 6:04 pm #31 of 32 December 15, 2008 @ 6:00 pm #24 of 28 December 15, 2008 @ 5:58 pm #20 of 20 December 15, 2008 @ 5:57 pm #18 of 18 lol nicole i just can't wear that shit on my wrist i use mah phone for time ----------------------------------------- Same here. The only thing on my wrist is a red rubber bracelet that supports the Ronald McDonald House lol ...................................... haha i tried watches as a kid and always got ye

Multiple Sources Report Ash Is A Crazy Bitch
· friend MENTAL™ ☠ updated status: Ashwee the mail lady is Ebil! · friend merryjayne Mem... updated status: OMG I'm blind...D@mn Ash and her ebil mail! · friend SherryMH™ Owned... updated status: /Blocks Ash! · friend SherryMH™ Owned... updated status: Good Gawd ASH!! · friend MENTAL™ ☠ updated status: the mail lady is ebil!

Roadblock13
Hey BrainNinja you have some seriously hot and sexy photos up keep em coming and stop in and check out my stuff some time also if you use yahoo messenger (I hate the shoutbox and how touchy it is most of the time is the only reason I am adding this info) my id is road_block@sbcglobal.net that is my regular email as well. have a nice day hottie ------- Are ya freakin kiddin me?

Never Again
"I don't wanna be the girl who laughs the loudest Or the girl who never wants to be alone." I have to start holding myself accountable. I have to think before I act, but especially before I speak. I can't leave things to chance, I have to make my own reality. I can't go back on my word, I can't make the same mistake twice. Learning the hard way is no longer an option. If I say "Never again", I have to mean it. Just because it's Tuesday doesn't mean Monday didn't happen. Can't be oblivious to consequence. Follow through is key. I have to think of others at a more visceral level. I have to go beyond face value. I in turn have to be more than face value. I need to read more, learn more, know more, be more, achieve more. I have to be MORE. For who? For myself. I can't let others compromise who I am. I can't let others scare me into being someone I'm not. I can't let others convince me I'm not good enough as I am. I need to stop repeating myself. I need to stop stating the o

Music And Myspace
Fuck myspace. They removed my music player and said it was file sharing. How is it file sharing when the songs can't be copied and transferred to another individual ? I can't even burn them. I'm waiting for the day when it gets so ridiculous, music police are tapping my stereo so I can't make a duplicate casette tape for my car because one of my friends might be riding with me and hear the music without paying. Remember when bands WANTED as many people as possible to hear their music ? If a file can't be copied or transferred or uploaded... IT ISN'T FILE SHARING ! GET A GRIP ! BY PEOPLE HEARING YOUR MUSIC ON MY WIDGET...YOU MIGHT GET MORE SALES ! iT'S FREE FUCKING ADVERTISING ! I am one of those people who likes a real collection. I want the original CD with the original artwork. I always purchase music I like. Guess what. THAT STOPS NOW. I will no longer purchase any music simply to protest that artists have taken this way too far. Now they are calling non file sharing app...file

Sadz
I am struggling to beat the sadz... all this snow has somewhat made me emo'ish. We have a ton out there now, was suppose to stop today and re-start tomorrow, but nope its snowing. This means I wont be seeing my kids on Christmas and its really bothering me.

Hey Everybody...
this is my most favorite song of the holiday..... And they told me pa-ram-pam-pam-pam A new-born king to see pa-ram-pam-pam-pam Our finest gifts we bring pa-ram-pam-pam-pam Ra-pam-pam-pam, ra-pam-pam-pam Peace on earth, can it be Years from now, perhaps we'll see See the day of glory See the day, when men of good will Live in peace, live in peace again Peace on earth, can it be Every child must be made aware Every child must be made to care Care enough for his fellow man To give all the love that he can I pray my wish will come true For my child and your child too He'll see the day of glory See the day when men of good will Live in peace, live in peace again Peace on earth, can it be Can it be

Duct Tape And Delays
My flight was canceled today. So I'll get to go through this whole silly routine tomorrow. Wake up early, drive an hour and a half to the airport, and hopefully board a flight. There is only one gate at this airport, and there are only four flights scheduled per day. On average, I'd guess that only about half of them actually leave as scheduled. After I board my flight, we'll see if it takes off. Last year, my plane sat on the runway for about four hours, with us on it. The problem? A piece of duct tape had fallen off the wing, and it needed to be replaced. Of course, it was too cold outside for the duct tape to stick to the wing, so the mechanics had to bring over heaters to warm up the wing and get the duct tape to stick. I was seated just above the wing, so I watched this inelegant production. My dad was sitting inside the tiny airport, chatting with the pilot about the plane's issues. My dad would call me with updates, and I would pass them along to the other

This Is A Stick Up! Give Me All Your Fubucks! Please?!
Put your hands up, this is a stick up! Give me all your fubucks and no one gets hurt! That's right, I want your fubucks pretty please. I really want to be an uber dork and try to get the spotlight. I was going to wait till my birthday, but I may (probably not) level before that. So hand 'em over folks! I promise I'll be very grateful and come up with some way to thank everyone that helps me. Just click the pic to go to my page to help or the fupal link to send monies directly to me. Thank you in advance! ♥Amy Amykins ♥@ fubar

The Quick & Painless Enneagram Test ...
Your result for The Quick & Painless ENNEAGRAM Test... 5 - the ObserverThanks for taking the test ! you chose BZ - your Enneagram type is FIVE (aka "The Thinker"). "I need to understand the world" Observers have a need for knowledge and are introverted, curious, analytical, and insightful. How to Get Along with Me Be independent, not clingy. Speak in a straightforward and brief manner. I need time alone to process my feelings and thoughts. Remember that If I seem aloof, distant, or arrogant, it may be that I am feeling uncomfortable. Make me feel welcome, but not too intensely, or I might doubt your sincerity. If I become irritated when I have to repeat things, it may be because it was such an effort to get my thoughts out in the first place. don't come on like a bulldozer. Help me to avoid my pet peeves: big parties, other people's loud music, overdone emotions, and intrusions on my privacy. What I Like Abou

Cuz Its An Essay :p
Your result for The Love Styles Test... 75% Eros, 18% Ludus, 46% Storge, 54% Pragma, 50% Mania, 82% Agape At various times, everyone takes on different aspects of each of the love styles. No one is just one style or another. However, we each have styles that we may tend towards more than the others. Also, no one style is necessarily better or worse than any other. It's more important to find what works for each of us as individuals, and figure out how to enjoy our love in a healthy and positive way. The descriptions below were taken from Close Relationships Research by Susan S. Hendrick and Wikipedia's entry on Love Styles. I highly recommend checking out these resources if you find this subject interesting. Eros 75% The Eros lover is characterized by passion, though a passion broader than just a physical one. The Eros lover tends to be drawn toward a preferred physical type, and thus there may be an immediate recognition or "aha" when meeting a pote

Bubble Wrap!!
Does anyone else have an obsession with bubble wrap?? I do. I've loved it since I was a kid. There is just something satisfyin about popping all of the bubbles.. one... by... one! I got a whole box of it yesterday! POP!! :P

Why I Didn't R/f/a You!
I have had this on my profile, but nobody obviously reads that, so I thought I would try this as well. Ok so here it is... I don't RATE/FAN/ADD if you are smoking, showing use or promoting illegal drugs, throwing up gang signs or anything gang related, flipping off the camera, have multiple people in the photos, have children in your photos & most of all if you don't have a photo of YOURSELF. You have seen mine, please have the same consideration for me. If you are old enough to be my grandfather, I am not here for your perving pleasure, please move on. I don't need to explain my reasons for this, nor defend myself, just accept it & please move on. No reason to get pissed & leave me ridiculous, childish shouts & messages. You will at that point only be blocked & added to a "special" folder. If I happen to miss your RATE/FAN/ADD to me, it was clearly an oversight not intended to ignore you or piss you off. There are just days that are simply too much to keep up with & others it is

Thank You
Thank you all for leveling me... I had 922,000k to go when I woke up at 1pm today.. Yes 1pm. (i like to sleep) And have leveled in 31/2 hrs. Special thanks to Tawnya for all the pimpouts and other things which I shall not say.. :)~

Just To Let All My Friends And Family Know
i just want to let all my friends and family know that the reason im not on much is that i am having trouble with my hands and arms i am going to see an surgeon on the 29 of this month so plz bare with me

Lmao...oops!
I almost had the spotlight today. I bid at about 1:30am EST just to be funny because it was so low. Then I checked back at like 2:50am and I still had the high bid. I was freaking out! I kept thinking, crap...I don't have a good spotlight picture. LOL And I hadn't made my thank you pictures. Crap, I haven't even started on my thank you pictures. I guess I should at least start that. Back to the story, I was getting frantic at 2:58 when I still had the high bid. I kept hitting refresh. Then at the last second the chick in spotlight came in and bid a couple hundred more fubucks than me for it. Thank goodness. Although, I have nothing to do all day Friday until 5:30pm. Well, other than the gym and some homework. Ok, enough rambling. I'm going to bed now. :)

Finally!
The guy from GE finally came and fixed my washing machine. It's only a month a half that I've been without a working washing machine. Since he was here I decided to ask about my dish washer. Yup, it was broken too. And it's been broken since the day I moved in. This stuff is supposed to be brand new. Somehow I always get shit like this. For anyone that was concerned, I got my books taken care of. Dad gave me $100 and I bought the $80 book. Then mom gave me the money to help with my credit card payment since I don't get a pay check in January. I used that money to buy my $50 book. Then I got really lucky and one of my professors had an extra copy of one of the books. So she is letting me borrow it for the semester. I feel very fortunate and blessed. I have another ant infestation going on in my apartment. I'm so sick of these little buggers. And if I saw the paper right, they have raised the rent from $650 to $775 for my apartment. So when my lease is up this summer I have to move

Request For Prayers
My daughter and I volunteered our time to help train young horses for the last few months. Yesterday, the MFB@STARD that owns the place molested my baby girl -- she is 10. I spent the whole night with her with the police and the hospital getting evidence to put this F*CK!NG SLIME BEHIND BARS I want to kill him but I know that my baby girl needs me. Her father died in 2000 so I am all she has left. My baby is a straight A student, peer-to-peer counselor with students at school, in music, karate, and wants to be a vet someday. She IS our merry sunshine! The resilience of this child is incredible. Please pray for her quick recovery and that she will be able to trust and love as she grows. I thank all my friends on here and here at home along with all my wonderful family for all the love and support they have given us. TY for your prayers. Peace Love and Hugs C~

She's A Keeper!
~ SLUT~ co...: and was made to suck a horses cock ->~ SLUT~ co...: sweet! ~ SLUT~ co...: goat no but i have been fucked by a dog a few times ->~ SLUT~ co...: a goat? ~ SLUT~ co...: nope ->~ SLUT~ co...: ever fuck a midget? ~ SLUT~ co...: so definatly ~ SLUT~ co...: and i like humiliation ~ SLUT~ co...: i will do anything im told ->~ SLUT~ co...: sound like fun to you? ~ SLUT~ co...: no never ->~ SLUT~ co...: when a guy shits on your chest and then titty fucks you ~ SLUT~ co...: whats that? ->~ SLUT~ co...: ever have a Chili dog? ~ SLUT~ co...: yes sir ->~ SLUT~ co...: cool, you like bukkake? ~ SLUT~ co...: yes ->~ SLUT~ co...: you are a slut? ~ SLUT~ co...: hey ~ SLUT~ come comment my pics@ fubar

A Special Message To My Friends
I would like to say thank you to all of my friends but a special note to those of you that have rated me daily, used your vip 11's, sent me gift tickers, a11 bling and everything else. It has been overwhelming to see how many real friends I have. The day I was reset I had already begun saving my pics to my computer so the fubar folders could be deleted but because so many friends were rating my page without a11's than I have seen since their invention I immediately realized what I would be leaving behind. MY FRIENDS !!!! Like most of us I had gotten so consumed in the points battle I never realized just how many people really thought of me in that way. Gladly, I learned a valuable lesson that day its all of you that matter. I will NEVER forget that again. Although, I’m not making the points as fast from A11's as I did when I could afford to pay because of you it wont take two years to get back where I DESERVE to be but here is the difference I want to take as many of you with

First Impressions.
i'm pretty guilty of allowing a person's first impression...first contact, first response to me really influence how i see them. bad first impressions, in my book, are pretty hard to overcome. i guess that's why saying "hi" in my shoutbox or asking me about school in a message just tends to irritate me. what kind of fucking effort is that? so anyway, of course, that makes me wonder about what sorts of impressions i make on people, so i want to know what sorts of impressions i made on all of you. tell me. spill it. be brutally honest. slow dance with me to 'wonderful tonight' and if you want, i'll return the favor. all you have to do is ask. begging is also nice.

Minion
Main Entry: min·ion Pronunciation: \ˈmin-yən\ Function: noun Etymology: Middle French mignon darling Date: circa 1500 1 : a servile dependent, follower, or underling 2 : one highly favored : idol 3 : a subordinate or petty official

My Evening Out With My Husband
The evening was getting late and my husband and I sat at the edge of the stage watching a very buxom young blonde with a very shapely body do her exotic dance in front of us and using the pole to the maximum. This woman was so different for instead of using the latest of the loudness of hip hop songs as her music she used some of the best of classic rock music and she gathered quite a large crowd since the audience was primarily of older gentlemen who can remember the songs. Her hair was full and wavy and not straight and stringy like the younger dancers. Most of her music was from the 1980s when my husband and I were dating and it all brought so many memories back to us of our younger days. With her mix of music were the sounds groups and singers such as Sade, and Marvin Gaye, Journey and Chicago and she moved around the stage being so sultry and sexy with Sade in the background. It is amazing how many of the songs of yesterday could be used for good stripping songs.

Why I'm Single
I wrote this about a year ago - and I've been asked recently a lot while I was single - so I thought I would through it up here for reading purposes... (and yes - i wrote this haha) I keep seeing these blogs with "This is the guy I want" or "This is the guy I am" crap. So I made up my own - this is what I want, and this is why i'm single. I want a girl that has time for me because she needs to see me, not one that needs to make time for me because she feels like she ought to. I want a girl that looks forward to hearing from me and thinks about me often, not one that only thinks about me when she hears from me. I want a girl that says I want to be with him, instead a girl that asks me why I'm single. I want a girl that knows something is bothering me and asks what's wrong, instead of a girl that asks if something is bothering me. I want a girl that can't wait for me to meet her family, not one that dreads the day when I do. I want a girl that's my soul mate, not just a girlfriend

Ughh
I am ungodly tired, and have to go to work at 1030...UGHHH!!!! GAWD< WHY???!!!! NOOOO!! WHY ME?! I didn't get enough sleep today because I was too busy making stupid mumms and hittin on hawt mens, and now I"m totally payin for it :( last night I passed out with one arrival left; good thing I woke up about 3 minutes before he walked in, but the whole time checkin in, I was worried that I had drool on my face.../ I hate late arrivals.

Wikipedia
Wikipedia is my addiction. I'll believe I have arrived in this world when I have my own wiki entry. Until then I'll have to satisfy myself with googling my own name and looking at all the results. I own the web.

Trying To Get Legit...
Alright, so for most of my adult life I've driven without a license. To me, it's no biggie considering some of the OTHER crap I've been arrested for and with the Ohio court systems, once they have you...they keep you. Well, I just bought a second car that I can use during the salty winters and said to myself: "Self, you're getting old. Maybe you SHOULD get your license back." So, I called up the BMV to see what my past fines were. Luckily, only about 500$ but I'd need the local courts to give me something called "proof of forfeiture" or something. So I called up the clerk of courts, and they told me I only had about 500$ in fines as well. Sweet, since I thought it'd be a couple grand. But THEN, I was informed I had a bench warrant out for my arrest... FROM 2004!!!!!! *sigh* Ohio courts suck ass. They say "crime doesn't pay" but I swear going legit robs you blind.......

Can I Have A Spanking????
I entered a contest for rates and the winner gets a Happy hour. Can you spank this picture with a rate. All I need is one rate. I started in later then the rest did please will you stop by. I need 600 rates too win. Thank you for helping me!!!! ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By InFarred.Fu Slave to Mz Chelle... Garys Fo@ fubar

Secret Admirer
Ok Fubar wants me to pay a 25,000 fubuck fine for "hammering" when I admired 5 people...WTF!!?!?!?!? Since when is clicking on 5 people called hammering. They are making us pay for all this stuff and we don't even get fubucks for guessing correctly on who admires us!!!

Baby Making Cunt
Obviously everyone has heard a story about a baby making cunt, which is a single mother and got turkey bastered in order to get 8 cunt runts in addition to 6 she already had. I sure hope the doctor will rot in jail for the rest of his life. But...there is something else... When you think about a person with 32409584 kids, you think of a homely fat bitch that thinks having a ton of kids will make her more respectable. This one, however, is all of the above, but had a ton of plastic surgery done to her face. Where the fuck did she get the $$$ to get her nose, her lips, and probably something else done?? So that was her priority? I just hope the kids are taken away, and she hops back into the loony bin she worked at.

Defective Family
My sister apparently let news of my cancer slip to my father. I haven't spoken to him in 5 years. He's never met my son and always had an excuse why he couldn't visit or let us visit him. When she told him I had breast cancer and was having a mastectomy this month, she says he cried. He left 4 messages on my answering machine while I was on my cruise, and talked to my mom once when she was here cleaning my house (they divorced when I was 4). My sister is asking if she can tell him when and where I'll be so he can be there at the surgery. I don't know what to do. He wasn't there for most of my childhood, having decided seeing me wasn't worth the child support payments he had to make to keep joint support. He even went so far as to try to take my inheritance from a friend of the family that I received when I was 8, forcing my mother to put it in a low-yield trust that he couldn't touch. I'd written him off and out of my life since he chose not to meet my youngest child. *

Drive Through Humor
This happened to me a while ago and someone reminded me of it today. I was working in St. Louis and staying in some dump just across the border in Illinois. It was late and I was hungry. I decided against my better judgment to go to the taco bell across the street from my hotel. Knowing that taco bell's drive through is open later than the inside I jumped in my car and pulled into the drive through. I was in that no mans land just before you get to the menu thing. That area where you aren't doing anything but there are curbs on either side so you have no escape. I think they put it there so when you look at the menu and remember you don't like any of it you can't escape without an awkward situation. Anyways... So I'm sitting there waiting to order some random combination of grade 'W' beef and neon orange cheese with the windows down listening to some variant of loud angry punk rock. Two African American females walked up to my driver side window. The larger one, who was

This Song Makes Me Love Will Ferrell
Whole Wide World (originally performed by the Monkees...I think?!) Whole Wide World - Wreckless Eric When I was a young boy My mama said to me There's only one girl in the world for you And she probably lives in Tahiti I'd go the whole wide world I'd go the whole wide world Just to find her Or maybe she's in the Bahamas Where the Carribean sea is blue Weeping in a tropical moonlit night Because nobody's told her 'bout you I'd go the whole wide world I'd go the whole wide world Just to find her I'd go the whole wide world I'd go the whole wide world Find out where they hide her Why am I hanging around in the rain out here Trying to pick up a girl Why are my eyes filling up with these lonely tears When there're girls all over the world Is she lying on a tropical beach somewhere Underneath the tropical sun Pining away in a heatwave there Hoping that I won't be long I should be lying on that sun-soaked beach with her Caressing her warm brown skin

You Cannot Eet Them.
J told me about a couple he'd met during his travels. They were French, and the woman had been a schoolteacher. Her comment on children: "They are so naughty, but you cannot eet them!" "You can't eat them?!" "No, they will not let you eet them." J paused for a moment before he realized what she was saying. "Ohh. You can't hit them." "Yes! You cannot eet them!"

Leveling Blog 397
Justfishing Fu-Hubby to NunyaB... Member of Carrie's Bad Azz Boys 4 Life@ fubar 496k to level Auto 11's on ~*NunyaB~Fu-wife to Justfishing~BadBitch~*The Pegasus Project*~*Fu-Angel~SBG~@ fubar 531k to level Auto 11's on This is a dual level just click on either link

Wow....
Friend requests get weirder everyday.....From Date Message ACCEPT DENY Mister Tilt Online (says - For President's Day - Free Beak Rides !) 2009-02-17 04:34:40 So I'm sittin' here roamin' the fu . . . swirlin' my martini wonderin' apple slice or olive and come across you. Y'know I was smitten and had to compose myself so as not to stutter the question on everyone's lips . . . Wanna be friends? PT

Life
For those of you who are unaware I have a serious permanant disease. Lately it's been hitting me hard but overall I mask it well. The point of all this isn't to whine because frankly it won't change anything or make it better. I'm not asking for your pity because I damn sure don't want it! This is the hand I have been dealt and I will play my cards like I have an ace in the hole. What I am asking for is some understanding. There will be times I am distant or easily emotional, don't take it personally as I love you all. Sometimes it's just the natural human defense mechanism. Thanks for those of you care and to the rest of you...suck it!

Grr! I Hate Being Tagged
Hrmph Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1- I have a knot on my forehead from where I ran into a porch light...and I wasn't drunk 2- I'm broken, I no longer believe in Love..I think it's just convenience given a pretty name 3- I don't want to be fixed, I don't want to Love another 4- I'm smarter than anyone gives me credit for 5- I refuse to show it, I'd rather act stupid and have fun than be respected for my intelligence 6- I'm a procrastinator and very laz otherwise I'd have 6 degrees by now 7- I have more going for me than I'll allow people to know, I've refused to share my private life for months now...and don't intend to change that

I've Been Tagged By Kc And Deacon
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. If I like a song, I will replay it continuous for the whole day 2. I don't drink coffee in the morning 3. I keep my nails short, if it gets a bit long, I will feel uncomfortable 4. I love to eat 5. My name is Patrica and I have a 5 year old lil girl. 6. Favorite icecream is mint choc. 7. I never had an orgasm before. 8. I like to poop and talk on the phone. It helps to speed up the pooping business. 9. I don't have a driving license. 10.I have deleted a lot of photos from my camera.Always trying to find the best photo Moet Kins Dio Bratt Hammrrd

Please Rate My Pic - Round 3
I'm in my 1st contest!!! All you have to do is rate my pic. That's it. Just click on my picture: It's Round 3!!!! All rates have been re-set!!!! Please show love to the sponsor as well!! Thanks!!!

Mofos
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I attend CSU Stanislaus hopefully with achieving a BA in Psychology and a minor in History. 2. I HATE classes that make me introduce myself or work in groups (3 out of 5 are making me do that right now) i just want to show up, the professor lectures, and i take notes. DONE. 3. I honestly do not know what I will do the day my mom dies. 4. My favorite cities to visit are San Francisco, San Diego, and Tijuana B.C. 5. I enjoy, adore, love, obsess over Disney princess. there is not a day that goes by were i don't think about them, watch the movies, or draw them. 6. When i start applying my eyeliner I always tell

Secrets Revealed
I don't know why I'm feeling the urge to share tonight, but I am, so bear with me. If you're still reading this, that means that I didn't lose the urge to type, and actually finished this. I'm really not sure where to start, seeing as how there are a lot of things that people don't know about me. I'm actually a pretty private person, and even have trouble sharing my thoughts with those closest to me. Fortunately, they're usually picked up on without me having to say it. Anyway, when I joined this site, I was married. Legally still am, although the marriage was over long ago... at least for me. Shortly before joining Fubar (then CherryTap), I'd told my husband I was unhappy, that I'd been unhappy for a long time, but I'd been doing things to try to make it right with myself, before deciding that I couldn't do it any longer. Time went on, he held on. Not because he wanted to be with me, but simply because he didn't want to get divorced. He said it was because he wanted to

Thanks Ree 2.2.09
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I open up bags of tater chips from the bottom (so to let the seasonings that settled trickle down). 2. I believe in the bible, but don't call myself "Christian" (Christian means "Christ-like" and I'll be damned if I turn the other cheek.) 3. I love cooking, but could never make a career out of it. 4. I spent my 21st birthday in prison. Yay! 5. People think I'm stronger then I actually am. 6. I like ambient music like Enigma. 7. I'm in physical pain daily. 8. I have a stuffed Pikachu. 9. I never wear jeans. 10. I love bagels too, Lender's onion with veggie cream cheese. im tagging the following:

He Fucking Lies(footie)
i do not hat everything, i do like a few things things i love my children, my husband, music, paint, otr show, reading about serial killers, twilight, dexter, knives, tv court shows, forensics, murder mysteries, my new washer and dryer, my parents, rocks, the smell of sheets off the clothesline, towels, blankets, baking,mcnuggets, singing, crafting, gardening, reading, more music, more reading, dying my hair, freaking people out, getting drunk and getting free lap dances cause the strippers here like me, going for coffee in the middle of the night, notebooks, pens, my grandma, paper, sharpies, chocolate, candles, incense, tarot cards, crystals, my tiny tv in my kitchen, my zune,, playing wiht my kids, the sound of their laughs, baths, showers , but im afraid of going into the water when we go swimming, walking in the woods by myself, second hand stores, my friends, remembering the feel of the only time i had sex on the beach. and i think thats enough about me for the moment

Douches
i dont mean to go off on a rant here but whether it be here or in real life why are friends such fucking douchebags?....they come crying to you asking for this and that yet when its up to them to do something they are no where to be found?...they only seem to come out of the woodwork when they want something and then they get all butthurt when u refuse to help...is it so hard just to say hi?...i dont expect much just wanna be noticed.....i dealt with it last night with a friend of mine here in town....ive also dealt with it here...there are only a few people here that i truly care about and cosider a friend the others are just taking up my space...who you may ask well if i wanted to say i would...i will leave that up to you to decide who it is.... ok im done

Farewell Dc Girls
To all of u that know me, know that i was a founder in the all girl group Dangerous Curves. I helped To Build The Group, And Alot of u girls I am the one who u recieved your invitations to join from!! I really Enjoyed the group but i feel that it is time for me to Bow out, i do this with no anger at all no disrespect no distaste for anyone, i am not mad have not been mad, dont want to be mad and refuse to let it make me mad lol.. I am not mad @ Cris (flirtologist)At All, she chose on her own to delet me and block me from her page Because i quit the group!! i tell u this becasue alot of u will assume it has sumthing to do with her since she has been my number 2 family member forever and everyone knows that we were close but i wish her nothing but the best in life and was blessed to have had a friend like her .. it has nothing to do with her or bella or Paula or any of u ladies!! I have just decided i do not want to have the resposibility of a group, that may sound crude or rude an

The Oscars
Did anybody watch them? I loved Anne Hathaway's dress. It was gorgeous. I heard her say she's doing theatre in the summer (shakespeare) and every summer i go up to Santa Cruz and watch shakespeare plays. I hope she's talking about that one. /crosses fingers Anywho, I thought Robert Downey Jr look alive and delicious. /sigh I'd lick every inch of that man. EVERY Hugh Jackman look insanely yummy too. ahh..

Old & New
I have figured out when it is absolutely necessary to buy new underwear. And this has nothing to do with seeing some cute panties when you're out shopping & buying them. This is when it's needful. When you are walking your son out to the bus and your underwear is falling down to your knees, but your pajama bottoms are staying where they should be. I would say that's a good indicator that you need some new drawers (as they would say down here.) That is all.

Threesomes
Reasoning: I am fucking bored. Reasoning Part II: Everybody else is doing it, and I'm a whore, so why not? Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. GTFO 2. Shut up 3. Dagorath Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Cleaner of Aeroplanes 2. IT professional 3. Professional masturbator Three Places I have lived 1. London 2. Kent 3. Wales Three TV Shows that I watch 1. ??? 2. ??? 3. ??? Three places I have been 1. Switzerland (lots of places therein) 2. Netherlands 3. Canada Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Errrr... nobody 2. Still nobody 3. Hasn't been long enough for 2 to change Three of my favorite foods 1. Cheese & tomato pie 2. Spaghetti bolognese 3. Lasagne Three t

Threesomes
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Jim 2. James 3. Slim Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Carpenter 2. HVAC Tech. 3. Chef Three Places I have lived 1. Florida 2. Arizona 3. Vegas baby!! Three TV Shows that I watch 1. HBO 2. Skinemax 3. Showtime (I only watch movies) Three places I have been 1. Tombstone Arizona 2. Mexico 3. Las Vegas Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. My sister 2. My son 3. Susie (best friend) Three of my favorite foods 1. anything w/ Alfredo 2. veggies 3. all Mexican foods Three things I would like to do 1. get a friggen job!! 2. meet a good (available) woman 3. Go to Cancun Three friends I think will respond 1. No 2. Idea 3. whatsoever.(thanks

"here Him Roar"
No matter how you interpret this caption, the grammar is wrong... "Here him roar"....could be "Here, he roars." or "Here him roar" should be "Hear him roar." I guess spell checker didn't save her this time.

My Theme Song
Hinder - Use Me Lyrics to Use Me by Hinder She wouldn't spit on me if I was on fire. She says she loves me, but I know she's a liar. The sex is good, but God she's got no desire. That's alright. She's takin' me home tonight. She's kind of cold, but yet she's hot on the outside. Last night got nasty and I'm still kind of tongue tied. I hate to say it, but she brings out my sick side. That's alright. She's takin' me home tonight. She's got whole lot of love (Any way you want it) But it's never enough (Finish what you started) Take me to heaven above (And leave me brokenhearted) But I won't be a fool and fight it. She's gonna use me but I like it. Yeah, yeah. I bet she's wonderin' if I'm worth her while. She's judge and jury and she's got me on trial. But I ain't sweatin' cause I'm first on the speed dial. Yeah, that's right, she's takin' me home tonight. She always leaves and makes me feel kind of sleazy. It's kind of cool because she already plea

Now!
Your Donations Are Needed! p> Punkin needs the SPOTLIGHT!!! It's for a good cause! ♥Punkin♥ Ms. Mojito's Girlfriend♥ ~Owned by Aces~@ fubar Donate Using FuPal, just click! It's Easy! This spotlight is for the celebration of Punkin and Anonymous' 1 year anniversary together! So donate to her spotlight and let's all celebrate with them! This Pimp-Out/Request is brought to you by: Anonymous

Another
What Color Is Your Toothbrush? Purple and white Name One Person That Made You Smile Today? Witchie What Were You Doing At 8 Am This Morning? Sleeping What Were You Doing 45 Minutes Ago? Fixing lunch What Is Your Favorite Candy? Kisses with almonds Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club Yes What Is The Last Thing You Said Aloud? Bye What Is The Best Ice Cream Flavor? Butter Pecan What Was The Last Thing You Had To Drink? Coke What is The Longest You Have Gone Without Sleeping? i dont know was a long time though. Have You Ever Made A Promise You'd Die To Keep? Yes Have You Bought Any New Clothing ItemsR

I'm On Psyche's Page Stealin Her Blogz
1. What is your best friends name? Cyndi & Jay 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? Black & blue 3. What are you listening to right now? Spongebob movie 4. Whats your favorite number? 4 5. What was the last thing you ate? Cucumber 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Pink 7. How is the weather right now? Cold and Sunny 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? Scott 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes & mouth 10. Do you have a significant other? Yep 11. Favorite TV show? Heroes 12. Siblings? A half sibling 13. Height? 5'5 14. Hair color brown with blonde hi lites 15. Eye Color? Brown 16. Do you wear contacts? Nope 17. Favorite Holiday? Thanksgiving 18. Month? May & July 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? Always a reason 20. What was the last movie you watched? The original Friday the 13th 21. Favorite Day of the Year? May 4th 22. Are you too shy

Papa Roach-metamorphosis Review
Metamorphosis-Papa Roach Release Date 3/24/09 Karma 3/3/09 What's in a name? According to Shakespeare, 'a rose by any other name would smell as sweet', but does the same hold true for album titles? Seems a silly and irrelevant contention, but having witnessed its use as an object of criticism or a convenient segue, I feel it bears mentioning...but only briefly as it's the actual product and not the packaging I'm interested in. I'll be honest, Papa Roach comes up with some pretty good album titles, then they change them. Remember the adorable baby in headphones throwing up the devil's horns on the Born To Rock cover? Sorry, make that LoveHateTragedy. Obvious at first, yet very telling about the attitude of a band yearning to shed the nu-metal/rap-metal label. And let's not forget their third outing, Dancing In The Ashes aka Getting Away With Murder. So Days of War/Nights of Love or Metamorphosis, is just another package switch and regardless of the like or d

Taken From Crystal
1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007?? 3 2. Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, of these, how many have you done? 5 3. Ever been cheated on? Ya 4. Ever paid for sex? Guys always pay for sex. But yes, i've had rub and tugs and one hooker. 5. Ever been married? Who you have me? Nope 6. Ever been divorced? N/A 7. If you had to pick one whats your fave sexual position? Reverse Cowboy 8. Do you own any guns? Canadian. Only the criminals are allowed guns here. 9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? Nope. 10. Ever been in rehab? You'd think so, but no. 11. Have you ever had any sexual experiences with the same sex? NO. guys are too hairy and smell. 12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace? Not Myspace. 13. Last time you masturbated? This morning. Was i staring at you? 14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris? of course not. 15. What celebrity would you wa

Hair Do? Or Dont?
SO around this time every year I try something different with my hair :D LAst time I put tons of bright red in it and got bangs.. it looked nice. I like trying different colours cus my children love it.. they think its cool.. and since their growing up imma milk this for all its worth LOL. soooo. these are the colours I might try.. well I mean one of them of course lol. imma keep my lenght cus hubby would murder me if I cut it..plus it took me forever to grow it this length, but the colour and how it is done is my main concern. sooo if anyone has any Ideas that would be super cus I have tried em all but these ones and I think they all look great , but they look great on these chicks.. I dont know what It would do for me. Later days!!!

The Firefighters Pledge
I Pledge my life, Like my Brothers before me To fight the fires to the best of my ability. Through my training and what I have learned I'll use common sense not to get burned. I'll always be alert To hear the weakest shout, I'll work quickly and efficiently To put the fires out. Through smoke and flame I'll give my all, Like my brothers before me who did fall. And if something should go wrong, And Death should make his call I'll neither take nor place no blame, For I know I gave my all.

Make A New Friend Or 12 Today...and I Mean It :d
> so yeah..it's been awile since I've done a pimp out..and well, I'd like to introduce you to a few new friends while you're all taking a break from points and all of that fun stuff...take a couple of minutes to check them out, well worth your while most definitely... First off, my beloved F.o.x.x.ie ♥.... F.o.X.X.i.e@ fubar ..next is someone who supports the war of fakes and nonsense on here, and is one of the good Fu people as well...I've been promising her a pimp for like three weeks and she hasn't complained..lol ƒℜεακŠt★ℜ~Pu$$yCatPlayMateBB~☆ h0n3ym00n3r 2 tWeek☆@ fubar

In The Making
I am "The Real Deal" Ranger76 and everyone who knows me on this site knows that I'm a genuine guy on and off of the internet.I have been in a couple lounges and have seen somethings that I don't like.Out of the lounges I have heard things I don't like...sooo.....I got the idea to do something like this and see what happens. i am all about respect to women...no games,no b.s. i have seen that some women on here don't want to be treated the way they have been....that's what this is for. To join.....you have to simply be tired of being treated less than what you deserve. there are a few rules for the club....but nothing that is to strenuous. 1: common courtesy to all, 2: respect is foremost 3: honesty 4: we will keep everyone rated and help one another out as much as possible 5: have fun and keep it real and genuine We will hold meetings in yahoo conference and keep everyone up to speed, so exchanging yahoo id's is a good idea,,,,,once all is done, add GWF to

Relationship Theory 101
I'm smart. However cocky or arrogant that comes out, I am. I always have been. It's something that is a little alienating, at times, solely because I find it hard to relate to people on many levels. I'm also an intense person. There are only a handful of people out there that understand what I mean by this. I'm sorry they have had to experience my over zealous nature. When I find someone I can relate to, I tend to go off the deep end, not in the sense that I should be fitted in a straight-jacket, for a padded room, but I definitely overwhelm people. It's part of my inability to relate. Once I find I can relate to someone, I sort of unleash the inner me, and chaos ensues. Being a female, I'm also emotional. Sometimes, irrationally so. For this, I do not apologize, because I don't consider this a bad thing. I just need to remember that most people don't think inside my head. I am a loner. Hardley ever lonely, but often alone. People irritate the uber nonse

March 20th Is A Popular Day. Lol
Every once in awhile there is a day when too many people have birthdays and i can't fit them in my status. I wanna wish these people a very Happy Birthday. I hope their day is a special one. Process This Process this!@ fubar Mistress Of Wolves Mistress of Wolves Art Sanctuary™@ fubar MzChelle ♥MzChelle~Fu Angel~ Owner of Fu Daddy~BooBoos Master~Pegasus Project Council@ fubar ~Special K~ ~Special K~@ fubar

Had It Out With Mom Tonight......
a lot of you who read the blog about mom a cpl weeks ago will know whats going on already, its still up if you want to read it...... "my mom is a nut" well tonight dad and I had it out with mom. she obviously didnt read the 3 page letter i wrote to her about getting help. she slipped right back into her old cycle of blaming everyone else for her problems. tonight it was a dig on dad for his diet..... something she constantly does. I went on to turn off the tv and sit mom down for a heart to heart which at first reasulted in her trying to run away from being talked to and playing the victim yet again.... another thing she does ALOT. I physically blocked her from leaving only to say my piece, I did not lay a hand on her , only stood in the way, dad was right there to witness it. I went on to tell her about what I wrote in the letter, how my sisters ran her over emotionally and she took it out on dad and I for the last 20 years. I also told her its time for her to stand up for

Curiosity
~disclaimer~ I have decided to write about some sexual adventures and/or fantasies. Don't read if you're a prude or don't wanna think of me that way This one is pretty tame as it talks about a very sheltered 20 year old and a first experience. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ She was working a summer job to earn money for clothes and fun stuff when she went back to college in the fall. There was a stockboy there (over 18 you pervs), quite taken by her, yet too immature to express himself, so he resorted to flirting via shooting rubber bands at her and following her around. His older cousin worked at the store as well, in customer service, working much more closely with her. She was not used to male attention. Yet in this place, she was interacting with men on her own for perhaps the first time in her life. Many of them flirted - she was flustered, and flattered. She was no longer a virgin, but full of wonder and excited to try new things, new people. She'd always loved m

I'm Bo, Yo
Lyrics... serious funniness! My friends and I walk around and randomly shout out these lyrics. The video can be found in my stash... music and lyrics by bo burnham Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways... I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it, A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it, And girl, if your into a rimmin its only safe if your swimming, And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women. I spit fire like I just blew a demon My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin Girl im gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies Youll bleed for so long youll get monthly ellipses. If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya. You're a first time vegan and its nice to meet (meat) ya I'm bo yo And im the greatest rappa eva And I'll weather your weather whether you think im clever or not Think your better y

Things Just Keep Getting Worse And Worse Around Here
I'm seriously considering leaving this place, no one chats anymore..all anyone cares about is leveling...this place was fun when I first joined, people wanted to chat..have fun and bs. The majority of people on my friends list will not even know I'm gone, all most care about is that I'm rating all their stuff, but when I ask for anything...I don't get it, hell even asking for one of my friends to own me before it expires...not one person did, most on here are selfish and are here for themselves, well I'm not that way, I care about my friends and love chatting with them, I've said I would never delete my account, because I would come back to check on my real good friends, but there's no reason for me to be here, seems most don't appreciate all the hours and time I've spent on their pages rating their pics, to those who have helped me along the way, I really do appreciate it and will never forget it, but what it comes down to on this site is u have to spend a crap load of money or have a

Update
This is just a quick update from the last blog. I called and put my name on a waiting list for a transitional living place. It's a place with case management and all that jazz with the ability to live there up to a year and is income based. I have to call weekly to let them know I am interested and they said it could be up to 6 weeks before they call me for a phone interview and the one on one. I put my name on this when I first came back from Germany, did the phone interview and had the one on one scheduled, but I chickened out plus had no way to get to the interview Now I have a way. Am I scared? Hell YES!

Headache Powder?
WTF is with this shit? Do you just swallow it or mix it in water? The directions don't tell you shit. They just tell you how to open the damn package. I just ate it without water and it tastes amazingly brutal! Oh yea, I feel like crap because I stayed up till 3 to bid on the spotlight...

Click Click Boom!
First off this doesn’t apply to everyone, all of my close family and friends please disregard because you ALL rock!!! I’m super open and honest and hold no punches, like it or not it’s me so deal with it or delete me, delete me and I wouldn’t want you as a friend anyway so GFY.. : ) So for a few months I’ve been bombing people like crazy and the same thoughts keep popping into my mind over and over. Why is it so hard for people to write an email that takes 10 seconds to say thank you? I never ask for ANYTHING from ANYBODY.. I was brought up in a VERY strict Italian family and taught a lot of respect, I do my best to say “thanks” to everyone but am sometimes overwhelmed with many, many pages of email and it takes me time to get through it all lol.. If I don’t say thanks personally I usually wind up bombing you lol… Bombs and auto’s aren’t cheap and a lot of the people (especially the beggars) don’t get this.. I do