Fubar Blog Posts 4

Ooops
So last night when we were walking around the streets of London trying to find this bloody club we saw a fire truck arrive and firemen running out to get to this emergency in this place somewhere. I kinda squealed and went 'OMG THAT FIREMAN DRIVING THE FIRE ENGINE IS SOOO HOT!!!'. And then I requested to have a picture taken with him. (He obliged) And then my cousin told me off for distracting a fireman mid-emergency. Ooops. But he was so purdy. He actually lookedl like one of those pretend fireman in the calendars!

Lori Finally Gives It Up
Ever since my first day, Lori has been difficult for me to turn. I would try many times each day, I would shake, twitch, move, blow on her, whatever I could think of. Sometimes, I would just have to give up and ask someone else for entry. It was a little embarassing, but hey we all have our needs. Well, I don't know what changed, but Lori loves me now, It's almost easy, I can walk right up and enter anytime I want. Oh she turns so easily, it's like my key was made for her, and really, it was. Makes your day so much brighter when you start it with a quick easy turn. Lori, I don't know why you held out on me so long, but I bet you almost anticipate my arrival now. Here's a picture of Lori for you: You pervs...

That's A Hot Blog? Seriously?
Have you ever looked at the top blogs? http://fubar.com/top_blogs.php (Don't bother looking at "Your Family's Blogs" the link doesn't work) You have a couple people that aren't on fubar anymore and haven't even posted in two years. Steph is up there, http://fubar.com/blog/104, so that is pretty cool, but real blogs that are worthwhile are sadly lacking. This needs to be changed. It may take a bit, but I think I am going to start a campaign to get some blogs rated. Since this is my blog, I'll start with me: http://fubar.com/blog/74254 Then in no particular order: Babe E Gloom Dirty Amish Girl Manda Smash Mr Adorable Per PerfectlyInked Philemon Witchie Witty Screen Name These are some blogs you should definitely visit and throw a rate to. I am sorry it's a short list, and many were omitted, but I got kind of tired of looking them up, and honestly, I really just want my blogs rated, I just threw up these others so I don't come off the selfish prick I am. You know

Now This Is Cool!
I am NOT pushing anyone, BUT for the price of a small bling pack you can now order CureBands from the CF Foundation and help us in our fight for a cure! CureBands are a CF take on SillyBandz that are so popular with kids nowadays! :) These bands are in the shapes of a rose, CF, CFF, CURE, HOPE, etc. and the money goes to helping to save kids' lives! I ordered mine. :D Just go to www.cff.org You will find them on the front page! P.S. Share share share this blog please!

Grocery Giddy
I procrastinate grocery shopping, to the point of vapors in the fridge, echos in the cabinet. But yet when I do go, I get the biggest charge when I get home and put everything away. I often do a strange celebratory dance after everything is stocked. I have to fight the urge to sample everything, to avert subsequently makin myself naseous from the odd smorsgabord of things that dont necesarily go together. But Im so excited! I mean I got this, and that, ohhh and those, ahhhh and these!! Ohh ok, maybe just a smidge..

Not Your Charity Case....
Wow, deja vu. This seems to happen every time Fubar gets charitable. My 2 cents...2 cents I have to waste on you instead of donating it to my personal favorite charity, "Kids Across The World With Bad Haircuts." Some poor child is being subjected to a pair of scissors and an upside down bowl on their head because you people cannot behave! I digress... I give quite a bit to charity, usually charities that don't quite get the same kind of spotlight on them that others do. Those spotlight charities tend to get larger high profile donations from fat high profile people. People that need to trick their fevered egos into thinking that they aren't what's wrong with the world and that their fourth Bentley is something they really NEED. Those charities don't really need my smaller donation which can do more good elsewhere. I also try to give to charities that I've researched and that don't seem so corrupt. Ones that give the majority of the money to the cause and not to their sala

Caps Lock Ftl
One of the things I've experienced in my years on the interweb is the fact that people can't distinguish the difference between normal text, such as this, and putting everything in caps. It's just been one of those things that has become an art over the years. Since no one can really hear the "Tone of Voice" people are speaking in, there have been many ways to express your emotions via text. I mean...people use the "Bolds, Italics, and Underlines" in all different ways because they find themselves "Creative" and whatnot...which is fine. Society has given the users freedom to use them however they choose. I feel the whole use of these useful tools have lost their true meaning, but that's just me. I'm oldschool that way. But for the love of God...Caps Lock has been, and always will be, used for shouting/yelling. One thing that irks me like none other is when someone messages me with nothing but words in all caps. Do they really think they're cool by doing that and think that my attenti

Guys!!!!! Mumm Blog!!!!!
For Halloween........ A. Zombie first lady B. splatter the dress with blood and be post jfk got shot first lady C. Dr. Girlfriend. They all use the same basic costume.See comments for photos since I don't know how to do things with stuff.

Happy Hour
Let me try this again, since the last disappeared. ........I have marked it NSFW for all the arseholes out there. I have a HH @ 5 pm on Saturday for my birthday (which is Monday). I'm working Sunday and Mark is here Monday, hence the reason for Saturday. I will be running Famp as well just to annoy everyone. Bottoms Up !!!

Bombed Like Nagasaki And Hiroshima!
So... I got a bomb thing with the Happy Hour that the idiot... I mean nice person bought me. Help this lazy fat bastard out - if you want bombed, leave me a comment in this blog. I'll generally only be bombing people I know, but if you know of someone who you think should be bombed (someone who needs points but isn't all that good at whoring, for example) link me to them here and I'll try to get round to doing it. I don't know when I'll run the bomb, it will either be tomorrow night (uk time) or during my Happy Hoar at 2pm Fu-time on Sunday. Post boobs (unless your name is Sparkly) JUST BRINGING ATTENTION TO THIS AGAIN IN CASE ANYONE WANTS ME TO BOMB THEM. :D

Real Simple..want To Be Pimped Out? Answer The 2 Questions Correctly
what is so unusual about this sentence? (aside from the fact that that it doesnt make sense) can jackdaws love my big sphynx of quartz. What is at the beginning of eternity, the end of time, the beginning of every end. and the end of every place? the first person to give the answers to the questions will receive a pimp out if ya want it. leave answers/guess in blog as you were

On The Subject Of God Blings...
I'm going around rating boomers and god blings...close to leveling, so what the hell. Anyway, I have seen people running a God Bling AND a Boomer or a God Bling and a Polisher. I don't understand. I could see running a God Bling with a Pimp Hand, since the pimp hand only has so many strikes, but is there some benefit points wise to double up on bling?

An Open Question ... Please Answer Honestly
Okay I'm being nosy, have two questions I'd like to ask, the first is for the people who were on the site during the Lost Cherry & Cherry Tap days, the 2nd is for everyone. 1. What do you miss the most about the Lost Cherry and Cherry Tap Days? 2. Why do you log into Fubar? Do you log in to socialize with friends or to see how far you can level and "play the Fu game"? I'm asking that you answer honestly but without being an asshat, I'm asking for a reason......Thanks Huge.

I Need Your Assistance, Please...
...and so does Dean. You see, Dean needs 15 more new fans before he can level. I fanned him a few weeks ago because he's a cool guy and I wouldn't want him not to level! I totally upset the fan-less balance of my page just to help him out. Deans Psychedelic Breakfast@ fubar And this is where helping us both comes in. You see, as soon as he levels (yay!) I'll be able to remove him from my fan list! lol I wish to thank you all for your time, and your support. You're such good friends, and I'm happy I came back.

Bubble This...and A Random Quipping..
Just saying...lotta blogs lately and many more to come kids so hang on to your umm...profiles or something...anyways here goes this one, by popular demand... Look..!...Hot Blonde: But...low and behold...salute pic..drum roll please... I could pick apart stupid all day around here. Yanno, I used fake porn star pics over three years ago when it was like, legal to do so, but seriously, I wasn't a porn star. Well, at least not the kind of porn star with pigtails in a schoolgirl outfit anyways..lol..This stuff is silly these days. That was a different time, this is almost 2011. Different game. A good idea might be to have the most liked people also use a picture of themselves as a default or some variation thereof (and you gotta love the dudes that overmorph chick pics then with one little blinky of themselves to get around it, I am proud in ways..lol). Similar to what the Top 100 Lifetime Members must do. Just a thought. I know that whole "green name" thing means a lot

My Nose !!!
My skin has been looking dull recently, so I though i'd do something about it. I already use a facial scrub, but decided I needed something else. I'm a self confessed lotion and potion addict, so I went to my local chemist and bought some nose strips today, along with other things. Now I have used these nose strips in the past and never though they amounted to much, but this was about 10 years ago. My have they changed, not only did they lift a whole heap of dirt out, they also pulled my skin off. Now I have a natural looking Rudolph nose just in time for xmas.

Literately
Reading is hazardous to one's health... Comfy position on the floor...good book...pulled along through a good story... Droopy eyes...finding yourself on the same page...not quite sure where you left off... Eyes climb up...back and forth...like a lost spider on a text covered wall...seeking something familiar... Find where you were before your lids collapsed...start reading again until your eyes pop open from darkness... Back up the page...quicker now...you know where you were...worn ground that must be tread again...lines lost to the void.... Blackness...frustration...same page forever...close your eyes...just for a few minutes to recharge... Wake up sideways...lost as to how you got this way...few minutes stretch to many... Top half facing up...bottom half still down...arm jammed against wall saving you from completely relocating spine... Legs wound around themselves...patience...deep breath...wait for feeling to return...de-puzzle yourself... Unwind carefully...like the Chr

From The Heart
Please bear with me whilst I get just a bit mushy.... I have just spent the past lil while sitting quietly in my living room reflecting. Some things in my life have made me take stock in what's important in life. Every aspect of my life.... I have in my 3 years on Fu, "met" and gotten to know so many different types of people. Some I wish I hadn't. lol But some.... I have grown to adore some of you and respect you for the people you are. I could make a list of each of you and exactly what makes you so special, but you each know how I feel about you. {and I wouldn't want to slight anyone by leaving them off the list due to my peri menopausal mind frame} Just know that I appreciate having each of you important, phenomenal people in my life. That is all... For now

50 Things
1) I have a half brother I've only seen five times. 2) I know more useless facts than anyone I know. 3) I sing along to the radio. 4) I am obsessed with serial killers-real or made up. 5) I never get hangovers. 6) I've been with women but I don't consider myself bisexual. 7) I am completely addicted to chocolate. 8) My guilty pleasure is reality shows. Any reality show, doesn't matter what the premise. 9) I had two separate cats give birth on me when I was growing up. 10) I don't believe in soul mates. 11) My husband is truly my best friend. 12) Every close female friend I've had has blown me off for a guy before. 13) I've had three best female friends in my life and two of them have gone after guys I have dated or was with. 14) I forgive too easily; unless you mess with my family. Then you are dead to me. 15) I will never post pictures of my children on here. 16) I got married for the wrong reasons-we are still together for the right reason. 17) I am sarcastic to a fa

Don't You Want To Know?....rants & Raves Reveal And Launch !
Well, hello my friends and welcome to a very special edition of this here blog. Hope you all had a great week and have an amazing weekend... Sometimes on here and in real life, thing get to a point where you have to try something different, a new approach, new methods, new ways of doing things. For years now it seems that this blog has been a place where people go to sort out some of the questions they have about people, fakes and other "General Threats" to the fu population as a whole. Despite what some, minority group of people think or believe of this approach, it has been an effective deterrent for stupid for quite some time now. I mean, don't people want to know if the person they are talking to is actually the person they say they are in their pictures before spending cash? Don't people want to know if someone they are interested in is sending "So Hot" or whatever kind of bling they want to send today to three quarters of Fubar? (see previous posts for more details if you have

So It Isn't About Bruno. It Isn't All About Bruno.
First of all the font is Georgia on account of Witty's relo. A tale of two kitties I have two relatively new additions to my menagerie, both cats. We got Beezy, who is completely grey in the fall 0f '09. It is scary how fast time flies. Out walking Leo, the dingo dog, there was a bird chirping in the neighbor's hedges along side of their house. There was much discussion and some animated words on my part that of course it was a bird making that noise. My girlfriend was just as adamant, albeit wrongly, that is was a kitten making the noise. Somehow on the way over to investigate the bird flew off unseen and completely coincidentally there was a kitten in the brush. Beezy was a right around 2 weeks old. She had been abandoned by her mother and despite not really being able to walk she crawled out from under the hedge, which was more like a briar. It is amazing how instinctual the drive is among animals to imitate the adults. My adult cats all prefer to drink out of t

Submissive Look
LMFAoooooooooooooooooo yes I really am Laughing "hello, i have to admit that you have a very submissive appearance to me. it seems as if you are waiting for someone who takes control. you have a sort of body language as if you are that sort of female i prefer to see with a collar arround her neck instead of a necklace. and i am sure i am correct about your personality, in that case you see it as pleasure and priviledge to show the needed respect by adressing me as sir when you thank me for this little gift" *can't stop giggling* that is all peace baby

I Like My Pretzels Like My Women, Hot And Salty...
I am a pretzel snob. I believe I was born liking pretzels. There are a few photos of me as a young babe holding a pretzel rod and slobbering on it till I consumed it via osmosis. I even learned how to flip a cigarette into my mouth and back out again (a la Chevy Chase) using pretzel sticks. Well I was a young child, I didn't smoke, yet. When it comes to eating treats designed as a gift for children who said their prayers I have standards. (No not the kind of treats Catholic priests give.) First of all, a pretzel must be hot. Don't bring that weak sauce that was cooked two hours ago and has been under a light bulb. I don't want any easy bake type goods here. Second, a true pretzel is boiled before salting and baking. That's right, you ain't no Auntie of mine Annie. You're just making bread sticks. I have found some of the best pretzels come from Pennsylvania. The dutch immigrants brought the recipes with them, and they make a fine quality pretzel. While

Yeah I Know....and Some...other Stuff...
Hey kids nothing crazy just want to drop a line before people go bonkers or something... Yes I know about the video and yes I will be dealing with all of -that- at some point. I've been very busy with real life, work and sorting things out around here..and just really haven't had the time to put the required effort into it at the moment, but of course you know I will...just let 'em keep talking, usually the ship sinks itself...which clearly is happening here... And on a personal note, I'd like to thank Rachel, April, Amanda C, Ellie, Jerry, Pumpkin Jen, Rainbow Jen, IIP, Sproet, Kindy, Ninja, Michelle, the other Amanda, Melly, Jager, Angel, Marcie, Dani, Trixy, Ranger, Toni, JA, Katie and whoever else has been just amazing of late each in their own way. I know my convos haven't exactly been the most complete or in depth due mostly to reasons above. I just want those above and everyone else to know that it is appreciated and not taken for granted.. Until the next episode....whi

If I Didn't Covet My Own Head Of Hair...
...I'd pull out every fucking strand right now. Yeah, do unto others blah blah blah, but don't EXPECT something to be okay just because you might be okay with it if shoes were on the other feet. I work really hard and, although what I have to show for it may not seem like a lot to some people, I've come a long way in the last few years after completely starting my life over. It's not acceptable for something of mine that might even seem minor in another's eyes to be taken for granted, whether it's things I've provided for myself or the friendship I offer to others. It's hard for me to open up my life to people because when I do, the privilege to be in it is too often abused. If you're in my life, I care a whole fucking lot about you and just want the same respect I show you, you know? Calm. Blue. Oceans. Please.

New Special Ability Ideas For Fubar!
We have five new levels about to drop. We want to add some cool special abilities. I know many of you have great ideas. Please post your special ability ideas on the comment thread. Please also list any angel and demon abilities you would love to see. Thanks

You Know It Was A Good Day...
1. Heard from the lawyer first thing in the morning. We got the initial offer from the insurance company related to a car accident I was in back in 2009. By the end of the day we had agreed to a settlement amount, quite a bit higher then I had expected. The lawyer keeps 1/3, and my health insurance company keeps a small amount of it, but in all we are VERY happy with what we agreed to! FU-PONIES FOR EVERYONE! 2. My manager told me today that I'm going to Vegas in July! I had already been planning on it, but there was a chance that I might have to pay for some of my food out of pocket. Turns out the client is willing to cover the per diem for the food, so I'll get 7 days in Vegas for training free of charge! 3. Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A. Today was a good day.

Weird Christian Solicitation
I get a little weary of these religeous people who come knockin door to door. Today, however is especially unnerving. These two guys, who look inbred btw, hand me a piece of paper about 3x4" in size and tell me they are gonna hold a childrens bible club, under the tree @ the corner house.. It reads: 5-Day club is great fun! Biblke stories Memory Verses Fun Games Prizes Parents you are welcome to visit the 5 day club. Taught by trained personel who emply colorful visuals to impress Biblical truths. They will sing, memorize Bible verses, play exciting games all in one hour program. All personel have been professionally screened. And thats it..no church name, no name of any pastor, priest or clergy man.. Nothing... the werent dressed nicely, had jeans, tshirts, one had boots and the other had chucks on. I expect for jehovas to come knockin with shit like this, and them mormons come on bikes with white shirts and ties on..these guys looked funny, like half between normal, and t

Today's Stuff..
Hey kids, happy hump day! Just so you're all aware there will be fun stuff soon per usual, hell I even have a Happy Hour next week! Anyways, here's today's band for Battle of the Bands, good tunes!...so check em out and vote... Icelus@ fubar So be sure to check them out and vote to get your max points! Easiest pts on Fu by far...so yeah, weird week...but hey it's to be expected...haha peace.

Featured Fake Of The Weekend..
Here's this weekend's entertainment from the Faker Front..ready? This profile... http://www.fubar.com/6289592 Has pics that he's claiming to be, but they are actually of Ben McAvinew as shown below: But somewhere in these pics there is like one of the real person in there, clearly not Ben McAvinew however. And of course, no salute. While we were here we noticed this family too, all non saluted: http://www.fubar.com/5798897 http://www.fubar.com/6323876 http://www.fubar.com/6376432 Word has it they have been deleted before and well, they probably will be again. Remember kids, if something is too good to be true and can't produce the goods to back up their bullshit, real or not, then it's probably just that - bullshit. Have a good weekend and peace.........

Heart Broken
I just heard that a life long friend of mine was shot to death in the line of duty. I am numb. The fucker who did it has been a thorn in my side all my life as well. I am close with several police men and women, and each one of them has texted me to make sure I knew, and that I didn't find out on the news :( I am so incredibly sad. He was shot in the face ... and then the shooter killed himself. That fucking cowardly piece of shit. I may not be here much for a few days, got to make sure his wife and family are ok... Love you all... I think I may be less whiney about my life for awhile

6 Months From Now
For those of you that know what is going on in my life, my initial appointment is on the 21st. So hopefully 6 months from there it will happen!!! If you don't know and wanna know, ask me privately please :)

Catching Up
These last two days were great, being able to talk to a few of you and catch up on things. I may not be here right now but that doesn't mean I don't think of you. I have made some great friends on here and all the messages and love these last three months has touch my heart more then words could describe. Lisa and Beth I can never repay you two for all you have been doing for me. You guys have been great and doing so much more then I ever expected. I just wanted someone to sign in once in awhile so I didn't have to re-do the window maker ( which I will NEVER do again lol) Thank you. To be truthful I am exhausted from these last few days and I should never of did a Godmode, I didn't enjoy this one...Bet that's something you never expected me to say eh! lol It was sweet of Kevin to leave his laptop with me while he went home for a few days, soon that will be me going home on visit :) I am doing so much better, thank you for all your prayers. The only thing that is really stopp

Gifts!!
hey just noticed how much money i have in here that i havent used...so heres the deal to see how many of u just come to my page for the pics or acually care what ithink if u read this and comment on it ur guarenteed a gift the spicyer the comment the better the gift * wink wink *

You Were Never There
Where were you when I needed you? You weren't there to watch me play. Who was there? You left with out a clue. There was no Family at the end of the day. There was noone there to talk to. I gave you unconditional love, you left with a distoted view, that the world revovlved around you. When you didn't get your own way. You curse and swore, You beat and hot. you drank yours and my life away. You left me with such turmoil amd shit. How was I to know? I was just a kid. You were supposed to be there, You never were, So up till now I only hid. I used the bottle, much as you did. I'm Learning now, it wasn't me. thought you knew how. I won't let you beat me. I lived my life like you. I ran when it got too hard. I want my life to Begin anew. Now I'll play the fuckin card. you thought it was a game. Pretending to be a Dad. I hate to bear your name. It's so sad. You never were there, You never did care. Now it's to late. You use money for bait. M

Walking,part Ii©
I love the outdoors,everything about it. I feel the same way about Louisiana. Just the wanton animalistic passion that the woods can bring out of a person. I love controling "special" situations with my lover and playtoy. She has captured special places in me that few others have not even glimpsed. I hear her voice and its like music to my ears. The notes just play across and down my spine,reaching into me like no one else. When we are together, she and I are up for anything. Much like this current "walk" in the National forest. I lay against her,our sweat mixing with the rain,as we try to regain our breath. The wonderful thing about passion is that it can last 5 minutes or 5 hours,time has no meaning. I lifetime can happen in mere moments. I help her straighten herself. Gathering clothes,putting things back on, regaining composure. Or so she thinks. I love being a spontainious lover. She knows that I am an anytime,anywhere lover. My backpack holds a suprise or two for her. As she f

Understand The Price Of Freedom
Understand the price of freedom. The white purity of her countenance may only be preserved by sacrifices of noble souls. The valiant know it is better to lose all they have to keep the balance of justice level, than to live a life of petty privilege devoid of true freedom. True freedom is where an individual's thoughts and actions are in alignment with that which is true, correct, and of honor - no matter the personal price. The right to justice is something that no one can bestow, nor take away, for it is in one's heart. It is better to suffer and endure any condition to preserve this dignity. Be willing to give all, even to your own physical demise in order to protect truth from injustice. Be eager to pay any price, so long as it is your own stand for that which you are committed to by truth and honor; this is the price freedom. For freedom is not a gift nor does it simply exist for us to have, but rather it is a sacred duty, and its blessed yield of hope is born from none other

Round 1
Her sexual fire, her dazzling passion, was unlike anything he'd ever known. He slowly slid his hands downward to cup the soft weight of her breasts. Her nipples were hard against his palms and she gave a long moan of pleasure as he rolled them between his fingers. Nuzzling her neck, he explored the softness of the skin at the side of her throat, then found her ear with his tongue. At the same time, sliding one hand downward to explore the wet, hot passage at the core of her body. she cried out as he pushed a single finger deep inside her. Her gasp of pleasure nearly broke his control. He wanted to take it slow and easy, to pleasure her before seeking his own, but the sensation of her buttocks rubbing against his arousal was almost more than he could bear. He entered her again, with two fingers this time, and began a slow rhythmic stroking. He knew she was ready for him, as once again, her juices flowed down his fingers. He slowly turned her toward him without relinquishing hi

The Truth Is Known
AIGHT YALL INSTEAD OF GOING WITH ALL THIS BULLSHIT ONLINE WE ARE TRULY A HUGE FAMILY RIGHT SO WHOEVER AGREES WITH ME ON THIS WE NEED TO BECOME 1 AND THE ONE TRULY AND ONLY WAY TO DO THIS IS ADD THE NAME FAMILY AFTER YOUR NAME AS IN JUGGALO FAMILY BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT WE ALL JUGGALO'S NO MATTER IF YOUR FEMALE OR MALE SO ADD IT FOGET THE HOMIE PART ERASE HOMIE AND ADD FAMILY BECAUSE WE ARE AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE BIGGEST FAMILY IN THE WORLD IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT TELL ME FEEL FREE TO

This Really Freaked Me Out!
HERE IS A MESSAGE I RECEIVED TODAY - IT REALLY FREAKS ME OUT...BELOW THAT IS THE COMMENT THE SAME GUY LEFT ON MY PAGE! Heather, I don't normally do this, but I already briefly left you a message. By now you probably think I'm some sick freak!! I am a , lets just say I can see things with certian people, that I still don't understand yet. I see things during the day that make no sense, like a fever dream. Then when I start to fall asleep, I see it all, like a movie! I wake up and can still view what I saw, like instant replay. This just started this year, actually last year, but I had no idea what the hell was going on then.....Why the hell I'm telling you this? Your profile jumped straight out at me like an electric shock. Something is going on/ or is about to make major changes in your life very soon!.....This is new to me too! But, from my recent De"juavues, Spelled wrong I'm sure, they are on time!!...feel free to contact me anytime..mark-weeks@hotmail.com. Again, Look at my

How To Create A Morph
This blog is on how to create your own morph. You will need at a minim a morphing program like FantaMorph. I also like to have a photo editing program to edit the pix prior to trying to morph it. I like to use Adobe Photoshop CS2 to do my editing. These are not free software, you can get some copies or trial versions but be careful if you try to get a unlicensed copy of them you may be viruses and such. Okay, Step 1 is to get your 2 pix that you want to use. I prefer to use the largest pix you can as to get a better quality in the end of the project. I use the pix of the person that I am morphing. (example of person pix) Once I have them I will basically cut them out of the pix and remove all the background. I then apply a new background with a solid color. I prefer to use black due to CT is all black and it seems to match the pages better and the morph runs smoother. Once you apply the new background you will need to go around the edge of the person to blur it

Road Trip©
Those of you that are familiar with Texas have experienced the beauty of the Hill Country. For those of you not lucky enough to have ever seen the beauty that Texas has to offer,it's the reason we call it "God's Country". Imagine if you can, picturesque oak trees, the type you see in movies or in pictures, someome 200+ yrs old. The Hill Country of Texas is at its prettiest during the springtime. We have a tradition here of covering all of our higway medians and road shoulders with native wildflowers. Imagine whole roads covered in the purplish blue of bluebonnets,the reds of the indian paint brushes,and the bright yellows of the black-eyed susans. The back roads of the Hill country twist and wind through the hills, parks and rest stops everywhere. Little towns here before there was a Texas, full of friendly people and history. Vast expanses of hunting,farming,and ranch land. In fact, lots of places to go and visit. The most fun I ever had was with a couple of friends riding Harleys. Wi

Questioning Life...the First Entry:)
i have one question for you life....why me??? why must you curse me to knowing only these so-called beautiful people???...with their shallow souls and cruel intentions. i never asked for this box and frankly, i no longer wish to possess it. the only thing that is noticed is the pretty wrapping paper and ribbons on the outside, never the contents that i have worked so hard at perfecting. the result of this, is a severe lack of interpersonal and strong relationships with true feelings behind them. all for what???...one moment of pleasure followed by feelings of uncomfortableness. why do they want this from me???...it means nothing and its affects are limited. not that i don't desire the temporary pleasure myself, its just that i crave more.why did you cast this upon me???...would i not have been better off in a slightly defective yet equally filled box??? please tell me the answer to aquirimg my eternal happiness.help me to decide which path to take. shall i be bold and take a chance on

Poem For Poet
DON'T LET HER GO WHEN YOU FIND YOUR LOVE OF LIFE, HOLD HER IN YOUR HEART. MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS JUST HOW YOU FEEL, RIGHT FROM THE VERY START! DON'T EVER LET HER WANDER, DON'T EVER LET HER STRAY, AND IF IT'S REALLY LOVE YOU FEEL, SHOW HER EVERY DAY! I WRITE THESE WORDS STRAIGHT FROM MY HEART, AFTER MINE WAS BROKE N TWO. SO GUYS I TELL YOU AS A FRIEND, MAKE SURE YOUR LOVE IS TRUE! MY HEART'S NOT BROKE, FOR I HAVE REPAIRED. THANK YOU ALL MY DEAR FRIENDS, I'M HAPPY THIS I SHARED.

How Have I Lived Without You ...
Without you, how have I lived, How have I lived without you.. I spent the nights with your memories, The moonlight talks to me about you, My nights are lonely without you, My days are unlike days, A lonely body, a lonely soul, my eyes remain wet, Just come before me now, For there is no life without you. My eyes lay unto the road you left by, In the hope of finding you somewhere by mistake, I cannot forget the talks with you, Every moment, there are tears in my eyes, Why should I continue breathing, why should I live, Since life is becoming unpleasant, You became unfaithful, do give me the reason why. How have I lived without you .

Va Tech School Massacre Updates Made As They Come In
BLACKSBURG, Va. - A gunman opened fire in a dorm and classroom at Virginia Tech on Monday, killing 21 people in the deadliest campus shooting in U.S. history. The gunman was killed, but it was unclear if he was shot by police or took his own life. "Today the university was struck with a tragedy that we consider of monumental proportions," said Virginia Tech president Charles Steger. "The university is shocked and indeed horrified." The university reported shootings at opposite sides of the 2,600-acre campus, beginning at about 7:15 a.m. at West Ambler Johnston, a co-ed residence hall that houses 895 people, and continuing about two hours later at Norris Hall, an engineering building. Some but not all the dead were students. One student was killed in a dorm and the others were killed in the classroom, Virginia Tech Police Chief W.R. Flinchum. The name of the gunman was not released. It was not known if he was a student. Up until Monday, the deadliest campus shooting in U.S. histor

Really Really Big News!!!
So, Jeff (Echis) and I got engaged last Friday!!! And I don't mean ct engaged or any of that nonsense, I mean engaged in real life, like in a cpl yrs (maybe less, maybe more... I have sooo much to think about/do!!!) some of you may be watching us walk down the aisle!!! How friggin fantastic is that??? I just wanted to share my news with my friends/surrogate family and tell you all how happy/ecstatic/thrilled I am, and how blessed and grateful I feel to have found Echis and to have him in my life and to be spending the rest of my life with him!!! I love you all!!! Muah!!!

Ultimate Level Challenge
I have the Ultimate level Challenge for you all. I need 150,000 points to level. Anyone that I see needing help i help level and try and bring others with me. So heres my challenge to all my friends.I want to level by Sunday at 9:00 p.m. at the end of my blast Contest.So will you stop by and show some love.If you rate all my pictures or all my stash or both please comment on this blog. This way i can return the love if i havent already rated all your stuff. Also I you are a bomber I have 20 people in my Blast contest come show them some love .Thank you and much love to you all.

Fake Profile/stolen Pictures!!
ELLO FU CREW AND WELCOME TO THE SUNDAY NIGHT BUSTOUT FEATURING: Krazy with a K ~Dancer for the Buttery Nipple~@ fubar "Nicole" Albay NY Age: 18 All THE PICTURES IN THE "Krazy with a K ~Dancer for the Buttery Nipple~ PROFILE HAVE BEEN STOLEN FROM: http://www.myspace.com/cherrie_chessie Chelsey Age: 17 CHELSEY GETS FAKED SO MUCH THAT SHE JOIED FAKERSBUSTED.COM FakersBusted Member: chessielynn Real Profiles: myspace-cherrie_chessie THIS PICTURE: LOCATED HERE: http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=952852&albumid=424004&i=397295497 CAN BE SEEN ON FakersBusted Reference # 0906 "ADDITIONAL PHOTOS" FIRST PICTURE POSTED HERE WITH CONSENT.... CHELSEYS FAKERSBUSTED.COM SALUTES: EMAIL CONTACTING CHELSEY ABOUT HER FAKER HERE IN FUBAR(read from the bottom up): THANK YOU FOR VISITING THE SUNDAY NIGHT BUSTOUT! BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Ninja Penguin™@ fubar

Scary 9/11 Facts
1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters. 3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters. 4) George W Bush has 11 letters. 5) The two twin towers make an "11" This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting: 1) New York is the 11th state. 2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11. 3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11 4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 11 5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1= 11 6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9+ 1 + 1 = 11. Sheer coincidence. .?! Read on and make up your own mind: 1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11. 2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11. 3) The Madrid bombing took place

Afghanastan I E D
I don't post blogs or stashes often but this i need my friends to know...My unit has not lost a man in combat since 1968 in Vietnam... That was 39 years of safe returns home. On Sunday morning August 12 2007, Sgt C. Kitawsky was in a convoy and was hit by a roadside bomb. Sgt Kitawski was killed instantly and the Two others in the vehicle were wounded seriously. I will be one of the 6 Poll bearers at his resting place and I am DEEPLY honored, not only for that but to have known him and served with him. I ask my friends to pray for his family and ask God to look after them all. Remember this, if you know someone in the military and it matters not what branch, tell them how you feel about themand how much you appriciate them, because when they get there you may never have a chance to speak with them again... Cold hard fact, it is real folks and all the troops from all countries involved in this are keeping us all safe everyday and they are there to ensure that it never comes on our so

Patience....
hit (Play) on the player to start the song..*sigh*..so anyways, as summer of 2007 comes to a close in the coming weeks, it's time to reflect on the events that have transpired not only on here, but in our real non-fubar lives as well. This time of year for a vast majority of people represents a time of "change" and sort of a "back to reality" feeling because "summer fun time" is over and some sense of "reality" kicks in be it school, work, getting ready for the holiday season or whatever your case may be. Personally well, there are other issues... ..but I don't need or want to address them here, I guess at some point in the past I would've done so without hesitation, but considering the state of things and watching friends, family members and people close to you change right before your very eyes, it's best to just leave details and names for a later, more appropriate time. It just sucks that it's come to that but it is what it is right?... ..as far as the "Snoogums Boogums" aka Be

And You Thought I Was Just Being Funny!!!!!!! Lol!
Okay so yesterday we had a long blog entry about racists......and I said... "if I were a betting woman..I'd say that you have probably been in my shout telling me how much you've fantasized about having a black woman because you've never had one before....LOL" Now...if you thought I made that shit up...*ROLLIN*...here's my PROOF that people really do that shit......I went from goddess to what in like 2.2 seconds?....LMMFAOOOOOO!!!! A real winner he is....... ctgentleman@ fubar **NOTE - DON'T GIVE THIS MAN POINTS.....DIRTY WEEDS, DICTIONARIES AND CLUES ARE ALWAYS FUN TOO! CLICK HERE TO READ YESTERDAY'S BLOG.....IT'S BEEN AN INTERESTING WEEK ALREADY........

Caption It | Vol.1 | 006
RFB’s Bi-Weekly Photo Blog Caption It - Bi-Weekly it is! (Start sending in your pictures and I will feature them in a round of "Caption It") I will be doing these bi-weekly now so keep an eye out! The name of the game is “Caption It” and the rules are simple. 1. Check out this blog twice a week for a new photo and hysterical captions. 2. Comment with a caption of your own! You could caption the photo in general or “quote” the person/people in it. (rude, funny, gross, sarcastic, political etc… ANYTHING GOES!) I will be making this blog NSFW so post whatever you like. 3. Have fun!!! TELL YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY!!! THEY ARE MISSING OUT.

Daily Ponderings Ii
Apparently, I filled up my space quota on my daily pondering blog....So, here is number II. __________________________________________ Speaking of kissing your kids. You women got the good end of the deal when it comes to that. Once a boy or girl reaches a certain age, it\'s almost taboo for a man to give them a kiss. It\'s a right of passage I guess. Women get to kiss there kids no matter how old they are. I guess that\'s why when I see my mom the two or three times a year that I get to see her, the first thing I do is hug her and kiss her on the cheek. Ian just called me and said that they are holding a \"PS2 Guitar Hero\" contest in Missouri on the 22nd. The reason he called? Because Neil can play the hell out of Guitar Hero. As you may or may not know, Neil is not my most outgoing son. Ian said tonight \"Dad, if we get him into this, he\'ll surely win, and no telling where he can go from there\". Excuse me but I have something in my eye....I love how these brothers support

Sugar Transplant
I now have only one address, one set of keys. I think that means I'm officially moved in. I love love love this new place. Three loves = True love. If I start putting love in all caps, it may mean that you need to stop over and tear my googly eyes away from the skylights because I will, at some point, have to go to work. This place is perfect. See? Perfect. I wake in the morning to stare out of two sets of skylights, I retire in the evening with a cup of tea, seeing the lights reflect off the lake. I would say this place is heaven, except for the fact that I (and a bunch of young professionals) live here. Perhaps this is proof that St. Peter can be bribed with expensive drugs. My only real complaint about this place is acoustics. What at first glance appeared to be walls separating my apartment from the ones next to it has actually turned out to be papier-mâché, or, in the case of the bedrooms, just a sheet draped between our closets. I woke two mornings

20,000 Comments Needed Please Drop Me Some Love
PeggySue is hosting a contest where each contestant needs 20,000 comments to win either a 1 month VIP or a 7 day Blast. There is no time limit on the contest. Any and all love will be appreciated

Caption It | Vol.1 | 012
RFB’s Bi-Weekly Photo Blog Caption It (Start sending in your pictures and I will feature them in a round of "Caption It") I will be doing these bi-weekly now so keep an eye out! The name of the game is “Caption It” and the rules are simple. 1. Check out this blog twice a week for a new photo and hysterical captions. 2. Comment with a caption of your own! You could caption the photo in general or “quote” the person/people in it. (rude, funny, gross, sarcastic, political etc… ANYTHING GOES!) I will be making this blog NSFW so post whatever you like. 3. Have fun!!! If I can get enough people into it I will start awarding gifts for the best caption every week as voted on by the blog participants.

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My Friend Got Shot :(
i just found out a friend of mine, and his girlfriend got shot going home from the tx/ou game the other day :( here is the news report :( please pray for him and his girlfriend. they have a 3 yr old child. http://video.nbc5i.com/player/?id=164470

Can't Do It Anymore...at Least For Now!!!
I give myself a lot of credit for enduring a lot of what has happened in the past few months. Life and circumstances have smacked me in the face and I have stood stedfast through it all. Today, reality threw me a new curve, but it is one I accept without any guilt or sadness. As some of you may know, I had enrolled myself back in school to get my Masters degree. After enrolling, I had learned I once again had cancer. Now I had to go to classes and have to endure treatments. If it seems like a lot, then you're right - it is a lot, and it is not easy. Constantly feeling sick while trying to concentrate on what the professors were saying was a chore. Getting to class itself was not easy either. Going anywhere from 2-9 hours a day from class to class while experiencing fatigue is the absolute worst. As of today, I have decided to seek a medical withdrawl from school and focus moreso on treatments. I have started the process to withdraw from school with the intent of possibly

End To A "perfect" Week!
Hi everyone! Just wanted to let you know that my week ended just perfectly today. On my way on from school, a guy pulled out of a shopping center parking lot, hit me in the front left quarter panel of my Dakota, sending me into a Town & Country van. With all the rain we have had in PA, there was nothing I could do to avoid anything! Sooooooooooooo, if I am a little stranger than usual, please understand. Fortunately everyone, with the exception of being a little stiff, is ok....except for the woman in the van who seems to have a possible broken collarbone. Thanks for your understanding!

How Good Are You??
Sex Quiz........ SEX QUIZ how good are you?? . --Above75 means your shit in bed. --Above 50 means you are not so good and quite boring in bed..and not so fun --Below 50 means you are fun in bed,but nothing special --Below 25 means you are damn good in bed! --below 15 means your amazing in bed! AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score. (TIP: USE A CALCULATOR...THINKING...pfft!!!) Copy this and post your own bulletin! Put the subject - "The sex quiz...Are you up for it?" START AT 50.... -Add 10 if you are a virgin. -Subtract 5 if You have had sex before. -Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people. -Add 5 If you have never had oral sex. -Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex. -Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place. -Subtract 3 if you have done 69. -Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm. -Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms. -Subtract 2 if you have masturbated

Ghost Hunt
11/25/2007 Leibermann house.... Went sunday night and found a few orbs.... Creepy feeling in and outside of the house.... stayed for about 2 hours and 30 min.... 12/07/07,Meeting with the group(East Coast S.C.A.R.E. Society).... 12/15/2007,I will be going on another ghost hunt with the group (East Coast S.C.A.R.E. Society).... 12/15/07,Ghost hunt was in poughkeepsie,ny tonight. School bus yard was old dairy place. The group caught some orbs and high readings on the EMF meter,plus some EVP's. The group will go over them to decide what is what! 1/11/08..Group has a meeting.... New members meet and greet and retrain on stuff for everybody.... maybe on 1/19/08 we go to philmont ,ny for a case.... women sez,she has seen a little girl in the house at times.... 1/19/08..philmont has been moved ... 2 weeks from now. the school bus yard has another building.... guess we got the OK for it. so tonight,off to the old dairy yard(school bus yard)..... 1/20/08..So l

Bouncer Name
Hey folks... I hate to sound petty on this, but please do not use the word "Bouncer" in your screen name. We have had issues with users who have used it and have been mistaken for a site bouncer. To avoid any confusion, we kindly ask you to please not use the word "Bouncer" in your screen name. If you have any questions, please feel free to email me. From time to time a bouncer may send you an email requesting that you change it. Please do not sweat them. They are only doing their job. Thanks

Survery Project Please Fill Out!!
i have a project as a final for one of my college class, we're doing a presentation on the concept of a perfect body, my portion is to get a demographic on peoples personal preferences to conteract the idea of an ideal body; i.e. everyones tastes are different. Honesty Please and feel free to decline to answer any uncomfortable questions. Perference on a Female Body Height: Height compared to you(taller, same shorter): Ethnicity (white, black, asain, hipanic, indian etc.): Hair Lengeth: Hair Color: Eye Color: Build (skinny, average, plump +, etc): Muscle Tone/Definition: Breast Size (a/b,c/d,dd+): Genital Hair (none, trimmed, natural): Butt Size (small, apple bottom/juicy, badonkadonk): Perference on a Male Body Height: Height compared to you(taller, same shorter): Ethnicity (white, black, asain, hipanic, indian etc.): Hair Lengeth: Hair Color: Eye Color: Build (skinny, average, plump +, etc): Muscle Tone/Definition: Body Hair (none, little to fair amount,

Whe Fubar Eats Your Birthday Cake......lol
OMG usually I’m writing about some kinda drama and mayhem….today is no different but it’s just a different KIND of drama and mayhem….LOL Yesterday, I felt like shit. Truth be told, I had to feel better to die…..but we had scheduled a birthday party for Ashwee and I was going to make sure that happened till death…………….or fubar crash….(remember I said that k?) So, Diddy gets busy on the decorations and the coding we need for the cams and all kinds of fun stuff, Sexxymomma works on the bulletin and I work on a set list for the 1st two hours of the party while DJ Lilly works on hers so she can take over when I’m done…..so far, busy, yes but nothing we can’t handle. It’s PARTY time…whoooot!! Bulletins are flying…..room is loading up….ummm music is buffering……BUFFERING??!! Ryot Gyrl goes on cam……Nea goes on cam….Ashwee goes…umm Ash?? ASH??!! FFS her cam is sticking in stickam……and we can’t get her on, so Diddy pulls her code (as she instructed me to do….lol) then comes in the l

Remembering My Son[written Dec.20,2007]
As i lay in my bed and i dozed off i woke to a chill i felt like someone was with me.And the first thought that came to my mind was my son as i smiled when i thought of him my smile quickly ended when i realized this month makes 8 years since his death.I cant help from feeling so week right now and so fuckin sad as tears fill in my eyes i cant fuckin help it i wanna be strong but it like i cant move or breathe.So much as changed since his death they been so many ups and downs in my life from goin to bein happy watching my son smile and i couldnt wait to hear his first words when he could say daddy for the first time btu he never got that chance o why god did he have to go so early i knwo they was a reason but yet after all this time i still dont know why.my life crumbled around me in dec of 1999 when he past away.My god i am not that same person i was then a part of me died with him.but i had to write these things just to get them off my chest.over the years since his death its been r

Drama Drama Drama.. When Will It End?
SOO.... I HAVE BEEN GETTING SO MUCH SHIT LATELY THAT ITS JUST RETARTED! I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY PPL CANT MIND THEIR OWN BUISNESS. I KNOW THIS IS GONNA CAUSE ALOT OF SHIT AND THAT ITS GONNA BE VERY LONG.. BUT I FIGURED I WOULD JUST CLEAR EVERYTHING UP ALL OF THE DRAMA THAT INVOLVES ME FROM THE BEGINNING UNTILL NOW. STARTING WITH WHEN ME AND FAT SONNY HAD OUR FALL OUT. WELL.. FAT SONNY AND I USED TO BE VERY GOOD FRIENDS. HE WAS GREAT TO ME AND I DIDNT HAVE ANY COMPLAINTS. THEN ONE DAY HE CAME TO ME AND SAID THAT HE HAD TAKEN ME OUT OF HIS FAMILY BECAUSE SOMEONE SENT HIM AN ANONOMOUS GIFT CLAIMING THAT IF HE DIDNT STOP TALKING TO ME THAT THEY WOULD RUIN ME AND HE TOLD ME THAT HE THOUGHT OF ME AS A DAUGHTER AND HE WOULD NEVER WANT ME HURT SO HE WAS JUST GONNA CUT TIES... COME TO FIND OUT LATER ON THAT IT WAS JUST BECAUSE I HAD ADDED ANGELBABY TO MY FAMILY AND HE DIDNT LIKE HER. NEXT WOULD BE ME AND RJ. WHEN I FIRST STARTED LIKING RJ, I WENT TO SAM AKA ANGELBABY AND I SAID... SAM

What A Snake!!!!!!!
*****READ FROM THE BOTTOM UP****** So, we worked our ass off to help a friend last night who won a photo bombing contest fair and square and this is what we get in return! This guy is a puke! This is his other account. Cause he admittingly has a few. I will find his main account and post a link. He VIPS often so you would think he has some clue how FUBAR should go, right? NO! ->PebblesinA...: you are a loser and I will blog this right now and mumm it and make sure everyone knows what you have done bomberDJHY...: RIGHT HERE IT IS GOING BACK NOW ADDED ALL TOP COMMENT IS WINNER BYE ->PebblesinA...: you are not keeping up your end ->PebblesinA...: she won it ->PebblesinA...: the contest was most comments ->PebblesinA...: true people don't put on fake contests and get mad when they didn't get all the adds, fans or crushes they wanted ->PebblesinA...: look, you are a weasel . thats what it comes down to. you are a liar and a fake and wouldn't know what the heck a

Cleaning House
Its come to that time where I must be deleting friends...I have too many and can't keep up. Most of the friends I have are people I never have contact with. If you're one of them, no offense, but I'm probably deleting you. I've met some really swell people on here but forgot them because there is just too much traffic. Congrats if you're still on my list come Monday. It means I share an interest with you, I think you're funny or you have nice buns or something :P Toodles..... TQ

Re-adding Friends
i have to re add friends someone got into my account and deleted all my friends 100 of my fans and 40 of my pics so i must re add alot of people sorry about this it is a hassle for me and sorry for the inconveinence..have a great day

The Reason Im Sad...
Im sad because of Stevie, his fubar name at the moment is "No One". I feel that I have to post this blog as a warning and also a cry for help. A lot of you probably have already had brief encounters with him as he hates me talking to any guys.. Let me get this straight, im single. He doesn't own me. But he likes to think he does. He controls a lot.. He is nasty to me, talks to me worse than anyone else ever has. He is (VERY) aggressive to me and swears and shouts at me if I don't pay him every bit of my attention. I guess you're thinking, why don't I just block him and have done with it? He threatens me. He says he will kill himself and he blames me for that, I don't want that.. I don't want to be a cause of that. But then he has said that he will haunt me. It's scary and I feel trapped. I don't care if he gets angry with me and turns into my ex.. for posting this, he needs to be exposed now because he thinks the way he treats me is acceptable but I disagree. Thanks to everyone who has

Pub Rules
for those of you that don't know me very well or feel you have a right to harrass me, here are some basic rules i go by when here.. if you can't respect them then i really don't give a damn. it's my page not yours so gtfo if you don't like it. 1. if you are in my family then you have earnt a place there. adding me to yours or bitching at me about why you are not in my family will not change my mind and put you there. not to say that i don't have friends that are not in my family.. but it is limited in space and for once in this lifetime, i can choose my family! lol jk.. well sorta :P 2. i do not do cam or cyber sex.. no ifs or buts.. if you ask me about it i will delete you 3. i love the mumms and will enjoy the flirting, chatting, laughing, bashing and mocking but that is it. don't come to my shoutbox and try for a bit of one on one action or to continue whatever was said in the mumm. my shoutbox is different territory altogether! 4. i often stay online but do not stay at

My Angel
IN LOVING MEMORY OF SESHA ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ WE ARE ALL HERE ON FUBAR FOR DIFFERENT REASONS. FOR POINTS, FOR FRIENDS, FOR LOUNGES, OR FOR DRAMA. BUT ONE THING THAT TOUCHES US ALL IS WHEN ONE OF US LOSES OR WE KNOW SOMEONE THAT LOSES THEIR LIFE OR A FAMILY MEMBERS LIFE. IT TOUCHES US ALL NO MATTER WHAT WE ARE HERE FOR. DJ DARK SKILLZ LOST HIS DAUGHTER IN A CAR WRECK TODAY. PLEASE PRAY FOR HIM AND HIS FAMILY AS THEY GO THRU THIS TOUGH TIME. HERES HIS LINK IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO GO BY AND SHOW HIM THAT HE IS BEING THOUGHT OF IN HIS TIME OF NEED. DJ Dark Skillz of Taboo X~Demon Crew member~FU-Owned by Sunshune@ fubar Dark We Love You And Will Always Be Here Please All light a candle for his girl and him as well as the family...Huggss Dark IN MEMORY OF SESHA JULY 21 1991 - MARCH 2 2008

I Am Pure Poison
Well started early this morning..my husband of 10 yrs. whom I am divorcing shortly started in with me..and how could I "open my fucking mouth to his mother about me leaving him" and "what the fuck is he suppose to tell her"? Well my response was calm and said tell her the truth, tell her whatever you like...tell her what fucking cunt I am and all the horrible things I did..bla bla bla.. So after dinner tonight, our son left the table and he started in again, "how could you tell the fucking neighbor, why couldn't you keep your fucking mouth shut?" I said why? Is is a secret I am going back to California, a big fucking secret that we are getting divorced? Then he went on to say I am PURE POISON, I robbed him of everything, and how he gave me everything I wanted..that I got it all, houses, kids, new trucks..bla bla bla He is delusional, completely! Won't acknowledge that for 10 yrs of our relationship I paid all the bills, and made the investments and basically built our little

Finish The Sentence
1. I love... Religion and Death 2. Right now I want... Antacids and Liquor, after i get me ol leprechaun 3. I feel like... Having my shillelagh polished 4. I hate it when... Midgets Turn down my offer of light saber lesons. 5. I fear... being alone 6. I'm lonely without... The intranetz.... 7. I need... Shock, in one form or another 8. Today I... Wanna kill people, like every day. Dahmer style 9. Tomorrow I'm... One Day Closer 10. I just... fapped 11. I want to meet... People who do not perpetrate faggotry 12. I'm hungry for...Black Forest Cake 13. I love it when... I Find Midgets On Personal Sites 14. I'm afraid of...I hate Bees, and Booty Bandits 15. I'm listening to... Nothing (yet) 16. I'm wearing... My Nutsack 17. I wish I was in... A Leprechaun 18. I'm craving... Cock and Balls 19. I want to get... Polished 20. I can... My wrist, and anus 21. I can't... draw, or play an instrument 22. I have... 42 stds. Which one y

Family Crisis
Wanted to let all my friends know that right before my HH started tonight my son took his little dog for a walk, a pit bull jumped a fence and attached them, my son ran but the pit bull ripped the little dog from my son, out of his collar and off the leash. My son is ok and was not hurt physically at all, emotionally he is wrecked. His little dog, we found him, he is alive and going to be ok, we took him to an animal hospital. he has bite marks and is banged up really bad, nothing broke, the puppy will be ok, both the kid and the dog were very lucky. some people may get mad at me for this but all pit bulls are dangerous and should be taken care of. this scared me to death, i could have lost my child tonight because someone "didnt think their pit was a bad dog", yea the guy is in big trouble the dog is gonna be put down. everyone just pray for my son's emotional state. i will return all luv given during my hh please be patient may take me a few days to get it done.

Richie Rich
In his friend request, he sent this long-ass paragraph asking for Myspace comments and detailing an accident where he was going more than 100 miles an hour on a motorcycle and then blamed someone else for pulling out in front of him. You know the drill, start at the bottom. Not nearly as entertaining as it could have been... *sigh* Richie Rich: ok ->Richie Rich: Did you not see where I said that I don't care? Richie Rich: I sent you them Richie Rich: they look good do you want to see picture? ->Richie Rich: I don't care about cars Richie Rich: you don`t want to be my friend I am nice and I love old cars got a 57 Bel-Air too and dad got a 31 Coupe ->Richie Rich: I don't block people. That's lame. Richie Rich: you can just block or something ->Richie Rich: Sweetie is a pet name used by people who are comfortable with each other. I *might* let a friend get away with it, but that was the very first time I ever talked to you. Richie Rich: that is all R

For Mom Helen
DEAR GOD EACH DAY THAT PASS'S , WE SIT AND WONDER , WHATS INSTORE FOR US ALL . EACH DAY N NIGHT THAT GOES BY YOUR THERE WATCHING , AND WE WONDER WHAT WILL THE OUT COME BE , DEAR GOD , PLEASE TAKE KAGE N ME AND MOM AND HOLD US TIGHT , WATCH OVER MOM HELEN DEAR GOD , YOU ARE THE ONE THAT HAS THE POWER TO HEAL . IF I NEVER ASKED FOR ANYTHING ITS NOW , YOU HAVE BEEN WITH ME WHEN I LOST MY SON TORREY IT WILL BE 11 YRS THIS FRIDAY , DEAR GOD TAKE THE HEAVY HEART AWAY , PLEASE COMFORT KAGE N MOM HELEN IN YOUR ARMS DEAR GOD FOR ME . CHERIE KAGES LADY

Leaving For Real!
Okay, okay, so I know it's been a few weeks. It honestly took me that long to delete files, read emails, and catch up as much as I could. But it's for real now. I'm off. Thank you so very much for all the kind emails saying goodbye. For those of you who said, "where did all your nsfw go" all I can say is get a clue and learn how to read. =) Hahaha, not that any of those people will bother to read this anyway. Honestly, I've been quite touched by the farewell emails and I will cherish them for quite a while. Take care of yourselves and best of luck to you all! Jennifer

My Pretty Night And Marital Status
I went out with my newer gay this weekend. I don't want to sound like I'm full of myself, but I was having a really pretty night. I have one of these every once in a while. I sort of have a Silence-of-the-Lambs-esque moment with myself in the mirror. "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me" in the butch voice and everything. K...I don't really do that, but you couldn't tell me I wasn't cute that night. I'll post pictures later once I pick up some batteries for my camera. You can't tell me I'm not a dumbass either. I just can't help myself! I was outside nursing my drink when I met this cute boy. We hit it off right away, but then I got sidetracked and somehow he disappeared from my side. A little time went by, and then I was like "I miss Charles. Where did he go?" My friend started laughing at me. I couldn't figure out why. I thought I had sounded genuine enough. Finally, someone told me where he went. He went to that far off land known as Behind Me. I turned around, we had

Gym Rambling
After taking a week off from the gym for Spring Break and another week off because of the stomach flu... trying to pick up right where you left off on the bike and weights will leave you barely able to move in the morning. I've gone from 149 back up to about 158 or so but thats ok, 2 weeks off was bound to catch up sooner or later. The new plan is to to not drop pounds but points off the body fat percentage. Yesterday I checked myself at the gym office and their little hand-held thing said I was 13.1% so the new goal is to hit single digits. I haven't been that low since high school but I want to see if I can do it in a healthy way. 5 weeks to go but this week will suck, 2 midterms and a paper... then another midterm a week from today. Time to go big or go home.

Enjoying The Marathon..
Life is like a marathon. We run and run, not knowing where (or how far) the finish line lies. We focus so intensely on prolonging the race but sometimes--despite our best efforts--the race is cut short. Too often we don't relish the path of and enjoy the details instead of just pounding the pavement of life. What personal boundaries can you expand to help you enjoy your life? Today meditate on the simple joys: a warm bath, reading a book to a sleepy toddler, or spending quality time with your family and friends. All of life contains bumps in the road such as losing your job or an unforeseen illness. But it is up to us to determine the quality of our lives. Remember, we don't always determine the distance, but we can determine the path. Angelic Boss aka Dr. Feel..;)

Mummage, But I Blogged It.
I'm apparently determined to tattoo my entire body. As soon as Ian finishes (IF he does) the swallow, I want to take a break and start on my legs. My ideas were: -One of Tyson McAdoo's zombie pinups on my upper/outer left thigh. Most likely just her head and top part of her chest, with the background being, maybe a rod. Maybe the rod I have a photo of....I need suggestions for the background on this. -On my right upper/outer calf, a star, sort of a bigger version of the one on the back of my neck, with the interior a leopard print. I was also thinking this could frame a rose, with the space between outlines leopard print. You tell me. -For the Jolly Roger: I want it done Dia de los Muertos style. But I was thinking instead, of regular crossbones, I would have roses done. The background would be a traditional mexican pattern, maybe a lace. Any suggestions are helpful, as well as for placement. Thank you.

Getting To Know To Dr Tre Aka Jah
To start, I was born June 11th, 1970 with my twin brother Robert Scott in Kingston Jamaica. At that time my father was working on an American diplomacy and we were able to stay there in Jamaica for the next nine years. During these nine years, I spent a lot of my time with my nanny Gertie who to this day is like my second mother. I would spend a lot of my time surfing and enjoying the Reggae or Ska music and the companionship of all my siblings & my island friends. Then my father's diplomacy came to an end and we got all packed up and he moved us to a little town of Pasco, Washington. I was now landlocked and couldn't wait to move away. The next few years, I spent working for our families farm, playing sports and doing the things a young man does. I then was fortunate to get an opportunity to move away to college to southern California at age of 16, where I spent the next four years. In college, I joined the R.O.T.C. program where I prepared to become a Marine Corps officer and

The Surgery
Ok, so here it is... For all you who know what is going on(and those of you that may not) it has come down to this...my doctor has decided and i have agreed, that with all the problems i have been having these last few months, that a hysterectomy is the last and only step/option left... Figured out and got the date and time and it's all official now...(didn't get the date i wanted-but oh well) Monday May 12th is the date, at a god awful 7:30am surgical time, at Fountain Valley Hospital. I am told i will be in hospital for 1 week, so i will not be online for a while...during that week at least and maybe 2... To all my friends who have been here with me and for me thru this, i cant thank you enough!! Your love and support have kept me grounded and with out "too" much fear..LOL Big Huggles and Sweet Kisses i send out to you all!!! I know it is still 2 weeks away, but i will tell you all now that i will definately miss talking with you while i'm gone.. Oh, and i hope som

Plz Help Me Here With Just A Rate Plz
OUR CONTEST IS IN ITS FINALL HOURS AND WE NEED RATES BAD IF YOUR NOT BUSY COULD YOU PLEASE JUST RATE OR TRY AND RERATE THESE PIC FOR US THAT WOULD BE GREAT TY SO MUCH FOR ALL THAT HAS HELP SO MUCH AND RETURNED AND SHOW LOVE OVER AND OVER XOXOXOXOX

Spreading The Aids Virus On Purpose.
...this is sick beyond words. Be careful who you sleep with and associate with in the world. Things aren't always what they seem...check out the video... ..Originally found and posted by: Nympho wolf♥Kaydee aka Lil Princesses Husband♥R/L Spous I Love her so much♥@ fubar ...it's a sick world out there.

Weds 05-21-08 (leapin' Lizards)
Wednesday, May 21, 2008 Sending YOU a mid-week Welcome! I hope this finds you with a good first half of the week thus far! Mines 'slivering' right along . . . (you knew I had to do a reptile reference) Or If you didnt - it wont that many of my blogs to figure out my style. Speaking of the blog - I always include a video to scroll to: Today's is more to watch than listen ... I had to do something lizard-like for music - well, somewhat knowledgeable on different genre of music - a lizard based or themed song didn't pop into my head at all? *nodda* So I'm all about computer generated art, and I

Fagillies Is At It Again
I will take the time to apologize to whoever knows us from another lounge and is getting harassed by the biggest pathethic assfag on fubar. This douchebag eats,sleeps,breaths S.E.R. I thought Canada had free healthcare its time for this fool to go get his head examined.(read bottom to top its someones sb ) ->ACHILLES™....: thanks you too man ACHILLES™....: you have yourself a super day now K ACHILLES™....: oh and that I now have most of they're IP now 2 thanks to their fake accounts ->ACHILLES™....: lol alright, am not even a member there but i am a member of your lounge. i can relay the message though ACHILLES™....: BIG ACHILLES™....: tell them sonething VER Y GIG is about to happen to them ALL lmfao....mmm k ->ACHILLES™....: something i can help you with? ->ACHILLES™....: yes i know who the Rev Kevin is but dont know him well ACHILLES™....: lol ACHILLES™....: yes....I know ->ACHILLES™....: actually no i don't, my lounge owner (took name out ) know them well ACHILLES™..

Someone Says I'm Stalking Them?
I'm at a loss. I received a friends request the other day from someone who had been on my friends list for quite a while, crazy1_79. I hadn't known they left? I accepted. Sent my normal comments as I would for any of my friends online. Today after signing on...I find this in my shout box: crazy1_79: LEAVE ME ALONE THIS IS KNIGHT AND I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU PLZ PLZ BZCK OFF crazy1_79: ya stalker crazy1_79: stop leaving profile comments and move on im married noe so back off I also find a photo comment telling me to leave him alone under another profile, who's also been on my friends list for a while. I haven't a clue who the hell he is, yet he seems to think I'm after him? I have blocked both profiles, obviously as requested. If anyone has an explanation as to why this person suddenly felt I was stalking them? I would gladly welcome some comments. This has me very upset. Apparently I'm the brunt of some sick joke by someone. The Drama is not ap

Umm.. Wow... Ha...
HIM: i think ur beautiful and would love to chat more do you got yahoo? ME: what a way to read profiles... welcome to the block list HIM: huh? lol its not that big of a deal....but umm ok, blockin me cuz i asked you had yahoo? thats a lil over eccentric....or ur prolly in a verbally if not physically abusive relationship:P ME: actually.. it says ON my profile... why would i want to talk to someone that doesn't read profiles? i mean seriously? and actually i am quite happily married.. hence the do not ask for my yahoo information clause on my profile. LIKE it says.. try reading profiles HIM: obviously you aint if you lookin for people on here....so dont stunt on me girl:D but its all good you bit of a pistol...thats a good thing if you so happily married? y you on a bar site meant for hook ups.....i smell some fire in the homefront if you catch my drift....guess it aint so happily but we dont know ya so its all good, to assume makes n ass of u n me but to gue

The Er Today
First off, thank you to all of the love shown to me either in the shoutbox (I'm sure I missed some of them) and by way of messages. My son has been having some pain in his lower back for the past 5 days or so. It got to the point where he couldn't bend down to touch his toes (he'll be 14 in July 4). So, I took him to the ER and he was diagnosed with a sacral strain...nothing neurological or very serious, but the pain is real. So, he has to take advil and do specific stretching exercises for the next 5 days and if it doesn't improve, go to the family Dr. for a re-evalutaion. As many of you know, he is an avid baseball player and in sports terms he is "day to day". So again, thank you so much for the genuine concern shown by so many of you.

I R Anerkist?
This is a book review and a commentary on neoliberalism. It'll appeal to some and not others. Just a warning. I just finished reading A Movement of Movements: Is Another World Really Possible? ed. by Tom Mertes. It's a collection of interviews from leaders of various grassroots movements and a few academic essays. Contributers include: Subcomandante Marcos of the Zapatistas, Joao Pedro Stedile of Sem Terra, Chittaroopa Palit from the Narmada Valley Dam protests, John Sellers from Ruckus Society, Bernard Cassen from ATTAC. The title "Movement of Movements" is referring to the "anti-globalization"/"anti-neoliberalism" movement. There's debate about what exactly to call it, but it's a movement that is bringing together groups of people that you normally wouldn't see together-farmers, feminists, anarchists, church groups, labour activists, environmentalists...the list goes on. And it's because the negative impact of neoliberalism is so far reaching. To me, it speaks volumes tha

My New Owner!
Please meet my new owner. She is the greatest thing that has come into my life since my son and husband! She has been so good to me since the day I met her! She is also my fu-lover and she loves me up hardcore! She is the sweetest person! You need to go show her the love! She always gives love right back and out of the kindness of her heart she gives love to people who never show her love back! This chick will bendover backwards for you in a heart beat and give you the shirt off her back if she could! I love this girl so much I don't know what I would do without her and neither will you! We are two peas in a pod and will always be! ~☮HippyChick☮~{Owned By~J+A+B=ME~}@ fubar

I'd Like To Tell You About My Party...
But I don't remember it. I remember some of it...but really...not so much. I had plans for the night. Big ones. None of which came to fruition. We didn't need them though. Apparently. I had nothing in my stomach but a sandwich I had eaten earlier. That was it. Just the sandwich. We were supposed to have dinner ready by 9 when everyone got there, but it was not to be. We didn't actually start until about 10. The menu was delicious enough...though I don't think I tasted much of it. I might have...but I don't remember. Before I could taste any of the barbecue, I had already had too much to drink, and...well...I woke up the next morning naked with a trash can next to me. How's that for an "oh shit" moment? Immediately, thoughts start flying through my head. Did I throw up? (The answer is yes...lots). How did I get naked? (My husband helped me...*whew*) Did the party keep going? (yes.) Did everyone have fun? (yes.) There were pictures taken. So there was a whole peri

Stupid Online Poker Donkeys!
..so im in this freeroll online poker tourney right. i already won the first round, now im in the second round and my goal is to finish in the top 9 so i can advance to the finals. im cruising along whoopin butt taking names all that goodness, then with 11 people left, it happens! ........i got pocket aces and flopped a full house. so i bet, dood raises, i re raise all in ...he calls me w/ a k,3 suited! so what happens? ......he rivers quad 3's on me.....im like ......what the hell! this dood thought he was so good too! that was untill he lost all his chips in like 5 hands. someone should of told him that playing crapy cards don't work all the time thats all i got now!

Danger
I have never believed in guardian angels, but recently was wondering on how I have came out unscathed out of all the shit I have been in growing up. My stupidity when I was younger caused situations in which something serious could have easily happened to me. -When I was 13, my friend and I discovered a huge empty house in a village and had a mild party in there. We had no idea it belonged to a local mafia boss, and there were cameras installed throughout. His people made several attempts to hunt us down, incl trying to run us over with a Kamaz (a Russian truck), chasing us through the woods, and stalking us. -When I was 14, I hitched a ride (in a village outside of Moscow) with a guy who didn't have door handles inside his car on a passenger side. -When I was 13, I was cornered by a man in the elevator that proceeded to ask if I had hair down there. A swift kick to the balls cured his curiosity very fast (I kicked him in the face while he was crouching down) and escaped b

Big Bang
This was the huge propane explosion that happened this morning. 15 minutes from my house. It was still burning at 6pm tonight. One firefighter lost his life. A is the fire. B is my apartment. I felt the explosion, but didn't see any of the smoke. They don't call Toronto the big smoke for nothing.

Miserable People.
It seems certain people in the MuMMs are getting meaner and nastier. Even the people who used to be known for the most helpful advice are being mostly sarcastic and hateful anymore. My feelings are if their lives are that miserable and pathetic, THEY should do something about it instead of taking it out on others. It's pitiful some people live with that much anger.

Moet's Happy Hour Tonight!
My lovely friend Moet is having a Happy Hour tonight at 6:00 pm Fubar time!! Please make sure you watch for it and go give her LOTS of love!!! She is an amazing woman!!! I would really appreciate it! Moet Owned by §êx¥§åvïð®@ fubar

Today I Am ....
"Today I am made up of Yesterdays and Tommorrows Tommorrow, Today will be just another yesterday Today I will create a Yesterday that's positive And slowly undo the Yesterdays that are negative" Just a lil thought that came to me. Am I too full of hope and crap ??? Sometimes I think I am. But I do know that the person we are today is a blueprint of all that we have lived and been. And I do believe that if we try to improve our own life day by day we can release the negative. And rather than dwell on it we can learn from it. So many people dwell on what they have been through instead of using it to create the person they are today. More positive for themselves.

It Was Just One Of Those Freaking Days, Ya Know... Lol
Okay, so here's what happened... My friends wedding was supposed to be yesterday, and I called her cell, and come to find out it's been disconnected. No way of contacting her to find out what was going on with the wedding and such... so I went to where the wedding was supposed to be, Nothing... no one... so I went to the bar... Met this really weird, whacked out chick and went wandering around drinking vodka and looking for someplace to hang out... she freaks out when a cop drives by and starts yelling and screaming at me about how much she hates the cops... mind you, she's got all these black and blue marks all over her... and I can't stop thinking to myself that if the cops pull us over, they're gonna think I caused the bruises, so I'm ready to bail... I go to catch the bus, and the damn bus is hella late... waited for like an hour for the damned bus... finally shows up, and the driver is a prick... I was out of cigarettes and drunk as hell and just wanted to get home and have a

Hehe
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080819/ap_on_sp_ol/oly_ath_track_and_field read this heading: "Americans Richards, Jones blow leads at Olympics" Am I the only sick one that read "Americans Richards, Jones blow loads at Olympics" ?

Life...
Ok one more..LOL i know im such a copy cat!! Maybe i should retake that "attention whore" quiz again eh?? no really tho...i like this one...actually really wanna know what others results are. You See the World Through Blue Colored Glasses You live your life with tranquility. You have faith that things will work themselves out with time. You judge all your interactions through the lens of hope. You try to get all the facts before forming your opinion. You face challenges with wisdom. You know that all bad things pass, and you have the confidence to see problems through. You see love as the utmost expression of trust. Your relationships tend to be peaceful and stable. At your worst, you can be cool, melancholy, and detached. You sometimes have to step back from emotionally charged situations. You are at your happiest when you are able to reflect and relax. What Color Glasses Do You See the World Through?

I Just Had To. *from Van*
1. Go to photobucket.com (don't sign in) 2. Type the answer to your question in the "search" box 3. Pick from pictures on the first page only What is your name? Sherry What is your relationship status? What is your favorite color? What kind of car do you drive? Who is your celebrity crush? What are you listening to? What is your favorite tv show? What kind of phone do you have? What is something you do a lot? Whats your favorite character? Whats your favorite dessert? Whats your favorite non alcoholic drink? Whats your favorite alcoholic drink?

Yo
I'm in an auction starting monday so save your pennies! So this is what I'm offering up... All pics rated weekly for 1 month(11's if I'm VIP) Profile rate/comment daily. I'll make sure you're drunk everyday. Owned by in my name. 1 SFW salute, or NSFW for Happy Hour Pimpout in blog/bulletin More to be added as bids increase!

Omg!!!
->dalejr999: ok honey...but my camera wont hold these boobs in one frame dalejr999: ok hope so liknips@aol.com dalejr999: can u take apic holdign anote saying hi dave dalejr999: mmof course whenareu showing them ->dalejr999: Want me to titty fuck you big boy?? dalejr999: how are u ->dalejr999: hey big boy dalejr999: hi there hahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! More to come

Seriously???
I really need to bitch about this homeless thing I have been dealing with around my store again!! Although things are way better due to myself and other merchants refusing to allow this crap to go on around us anymore, we still daily run into stuff that is insane and disgusting. Opening this morning what do we get to find laying right in our store front area nothing other than a used tampax product!! GAG!! Seriously what scenario had to take place for that to come out and have been left on a public sidewalk?... I so want to lock up and go home GROSS To add to it the paper reports today that the Sally Ann office if giving away $80.00 dollar plastic carts to these dear people so they do not have to try steal shopping carts anymore WTF?? Am I the only one who thinks this is nuts? Perhaps they can spend another $5.00 bucks to their little gift and attach little garbage cans to them. End of rant Sorry to gross you all out .. but I hate suffering alone

The No Scroll Zone
If you are on a slow connection, or just don't care "Who's Online" and you want to block it, using firefox with AdBlock Plus, Go to Tools -> AdBlock Plus Click on Add Filter and paste in: http://fubar.com/js/divajaxticker.js?1008 Click on Ok, and the next time you hit a fubar page you wont have anyone scrolling on top, and the ticker wont move anymore either. Sometimes that top scroll can be as many megabytes as downloading an mp3, like 4-5mb for each load. Edit: You have to do a different code for firefox 3. I think this one will work in 2.0 as well.

What Kind Of Cookie Are You?
You Are a Chocolate Chip Cookie Traditional and conservative, most people find you comforting. You're friendly and easy to get to know. This makes you very popular - without even trying! What Kind of Cookie Are You?

New Crew Leaders And Recruiter!!!...please Read!!!
In the last week we have lost 2 crew leaders and our recruiter. Because of this I had to find some members to move up to these positions. So here are your newest crew leaders... Z-Man shadow bomber (zman) fu owned by WINDY AN ZORACK@ fubar Zorack ZØRÁÇK SHADOW BOMBER FU OWNER OF Z MAN meber of Rating Revolution@ fubar And the new recruiter is..... DJ Lucifer DJ Lucifer/ Member of Rating Revolution@ fubar Also we have added an enforcer!!! The enforcer is the one that will deal with any drama. Anybody that causes any problems will have to deal with the enforcer!! The enforcer also does the tagmaking for the members!! Wizard ~Wizard3461~Co-Owner of Club United~Member of an Tag Maker for The Rating Revolution~@ fubar Please be easy on the new recruiter and the new crew leaders!! They are just in the learning stages of their job. So if they make a mistake dont be rude to them please!!! They are trying there best. If you have any questions about a

Anyone Know Anything About Computers And The Internet?
I'm having one of the weirdest issues ever. When I am at home on my apartment complexes ethernet connection my Yahoo Messenger constantly disconnects me. Sometimes it will look to me as if I'm signed on, but I'm not. I can send people messages and no one gets them, and vice versa. I have a Mac and I use iChat to connect to AIM. Well I cannot get on AIM through iChat at all. It always says it can't find the AIM server, or something like that. Well I finally called the ISP last night and talked to this dude that had no idea what I was talking about. He recommended that I uninstall Yahoo and reinstall the non-beta version. I did, same problems persist. I reinstalled the beta version and same problems still. So I decided to test my own theory. I came to the public library and got on their wireless. I've now been chatting on AIM and Yahoo for more than 20 minutes with no issues whatsoever. So, I'm right and ISP guy is wrong. It is their problem and they need to solve it. He told me he

Silenceofthelambssceerydude
Wow.. Like an idiot I had Tom go check out this "lady" who is really nice to me all the time...Tells me how beautiful and perfect I am and stuff..... rates me and sends "her" " stiletto girls" to rate me and w.e. She also s.b. me constantly. and was just super super nice..... So I asked him to go rate her and he looked through "her" pics and she had some freaky slave pics and supe scary pics of Itsself..... and oh so very Silence of The Lambs:( I thought she was a lonely ugly woman:( Now I think "she" wanted to eat me... not in the good way. Freaked me out cuz... here I am alone with 2 girls and apparently extremely naieve and will talk to anyone:(. Anyway I am FRIENDS only now :) Thats all I have folks...

Sick To Death Of Bullshit
WHY CANT A PERSON HAVE A DECENT CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE ON HERE BEFORE THEY GO OFF ACTTING LIKE A FREAKING DOG IN HEAT...WHETHER YOU SO CALLED MEN ON ARE REAL OR FAKE I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW JUST BECAUSE WE WOMEN HAVE A PRETTY FACE DOESN'Y GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO COME ON TO US WE GOT NEWS FOR YOU WE DONT WANT TO SEE YOUR DICK ON CAM NOR DO WE WANT TO SEE ANYTHING ELSE YOU MIGHT HAVE SO BACK THE FUCK OFF AND GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU FUCKTARDS.

Want A Free Hh, Blast, Vip, Bling Pack, Etc....
Did you ever consider maybe entering a giveaway or contest? Maybe an auction? Or if that is too much of a hassle for you then maybe you could buy it yourself. Seriously people...begging for someone else to buy you something for nothing in your status message is beyond pathetic. At any given time you can find a giveaway or contest offering whatever it is you are wanting. Asking for help leveling is one thing. That's what most of us are doing on here is trying to level. But begging for money is another. Earn it if you want it. Did this offend you? Oh well...just my opinion. This Honest Opinion Brought To You By: ღFU-QUEEN AMANDAღ{Shadow Leveler} ~{Yeahmons Angels}~Proudly FuOwned By Kat1114@ fubar

New Home For Freedom?
Just got an email that a Rottie I have fostered for over a year may have finally found his forever home. wow...over a year. We have all become rather attached to each other (except when he hogs the bed). With a heavy heart I am crossing my fingers for him. The rescue I work with and Freedom's bio can be seen below: http://www.ncrottierescue.net/html/adopt_me.html#F

Sbfb
Brought to you by the S.B.F.B. Family Lmao i just did this pic cause i am tired of the stupid buy me a fu pony bling mumm read the fine print brought to you by the SBFB family lmao SBFB... Stop Begging For Bling lmao if you see this posted haha well its link is to the log out screen, so dont click lmao yes i have no life

Oct 17th Dads Surgery
hello everyone, as most of you know my birthday is october 17th, well i am upset about this birthday, no.. not because of the age i am becoming but because it is the same day my dad goes in for surgery to remove his kidney with the large tumor in it..i am afraid for him and ask for you all to please send positive vibes and thoughts, wishes, and your prayers please... most of you know his past medical and this surgery will be hard with his lungs being very bad and the one having a tumor in it..so please keep us in your thoughts and prayers on this day..thank you all for your support and thoughts and prayers for me and mine through all of this..many thanks, much love , and many hugsssssssssssssss....your friend....rose

Furghhh
So hubbs cooked some Indian chicken last night after work (he knows I HATE Indian food, but tries to get me used to it since he says he doesnt put curry into it, which pisses me off), and the aftermath was only visible when I just decided to clean the kitchen. The sink is filled with disgusting chicken particles and onions, clogging the friggin drain and creating a nasty stench. Its fuckin gross, and I am so repusled by those chicken specs everywhere. I am the type of person that never nags, since I hate that being done to me, plus he works and studies really hard so he deserves some slack). I can deal with him peeing all over the toilet and around, since its easy to clean up. And having endless beer bottle collections ALL around the house. And throwing dirty laundry all over the floor. (I am guilty of some of those things myself)And keeping endless pizza boxes/fast food containers/etc strewn all over the kitchen. But the chicken filth??! He is so gettin it when he gets home

Ice Cream (stolen From Sherry)
I know these things are cheesy and all, but this thing describes to perfectly. It's actually kinda freaky. There isn't a word in that description that doesn't fit me. You Are Strawberry Ice Cream A bit shy and sensitive, you are sweet to the core. You often find yourself on the outside looking in. Insightful and pensive, you really understand how the world works. You are most compatible with chocolate chip ice cream. What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?

Wow Wow Wow Wow
I totally can NOT even begin to say thank you enough to everyone that helped me Oracle last night with my auto on... Once again, I was the dingle dork that forgot to do a screenshot prior to starting it but I do know I was at roughly 3.339 mill to go to level. You guys blew it out of the water in the biggest way, I was leveled by 9pm fu time! I cant even begin to name the names of people that were on my page, because it was THAT HECTIC!!! I love all you guys and thank you again!! Tawnya *CSCWEM*

Should I Run?!?
For many years, I used to sit in on city council meetings of my beloved hometown of Akron, Ohio... After these meetings, I got to know a few local business owners. They would joke "Jai, YOU should run for a council seat..." I'd laugh it off, like everything else... But, I watched as the most over-taxed state of the Union tighten it's grip... Small businesses were already leaving Ohio due to the taxes, but now.... ...the state was pulling video poker machines... ...banning smoking from ALL buildings... ... Makes me sick, too much government. Now, as I stand before you, tongue in cheek, should I announce my candidacy for the 2012 presidential bid?!? Of course, it's all in good humor, but given enough support... ...I'm gonna run with this =P WHAT SAY YOU?!? JAI 2012?!?

Next Coupla Days
Tomorow; Have been following up on a job offer I tried to accept a few months ago. Unfortunately it was too long ago to go ahead on my previous application so have to make a new one. Luckily that is happening tomorow along with an interview if I'm lucky. After that if I finish early enough, I'm gonna meet up with a couple of mates and go watch the new bond movie :D Saturday; Well nothing 'till about 7, after 2 months of waiting, the Alter Bridge Concert is finally 'round the corner :D Can't freakin' wait.

I Hate Fu-bishes!
So, let me first start out by saying this statement: "Friends are people that you help when they are in need." Is this a true statement? I've been inclined to believe this. I have friends, people that I consider true friends, that I would do anything in my power for, and I know they would do the same for me. Those are the people that I can confide in when I need it. Those are the people who I know I can trust with personal information and my secrets. Those are also the people who I have the most respect for. Out of these people who I consider friends, 99% of the time, and whoever knows me know this, all that I usually ask for in return is respect. Is that too much to ask? Occasionally I do ask for help, but only if I really need it. On the occasion that I do ask for help (and usually it's very small, especially on Fubar), I more or less do expect it. Is that wrong of me? I don't think it is. Ok, so I rambled on a bit, but let me give a bit of background information on this s

Made For You...enjoy ;)
Happy Fall to all my Fu Friends,Snuggle up and keep warm ;) Winter is on its way~! {{Luv & Hugs}} ~~~~~Micki-Blue-Eyes DSC/FRIENDSHIP CIRCLE Mï¢kï-ßlµê-È¥ê§ ~{Ðïr†¥ §ðµ†h Çrêw}Çð-£ðµñÐêr ð£ †hê £rïêñÐ§hïþ Çïr¢lê'@ fubar

Time To Put On Your Big Girl Panties.
There's something I need to get off my chest. Recently it has been insinuated that I creep/lurk other peoples pages and check out their friends. K...First of all this is a social website. A fucking online bar for fuck's sake. Second of all, I will do whatever my fancy ass pleases, and I will do it well. I'm grown and think others might need to do a little growing up themselves. Third and most important,(This is where I get all caps lock!) DID IT EVER OCCOUR TO YOU LADIES THAT YOUR FRIEND/BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND/FU-LOVER/OR IDGAF/, CAME TO MY PAGE AFTER SEENG MY FACE AND WITTY COMMENTS ON SOMEONE ELSE'S PAGE? HMMMM??? News flash......I get sought after more than not. That doesn't mean that the person is trying to get with me. It probably means that I have peaked their curiosity in some way. Your insecurity isn't my problem. If someone is CLEARLY taken, I am respectful of that. I would probably be a good friend to you as well, but caddyness prevails. Whatevs. I shall continue to ac

Things That Make Me Smile
Poi Slayer Lunch when I'm already in a good mood Poi My sexy new tv My sexy new dvd player with the sleep timer and karaoke ability!!!! Poi My sperm™ The smell of napalm in the morning A good bottle of wine Vodka of course! Poi Getting annoying text messages early in the morning telling me to wake up The thought of the Broncos beating the Steelers on the way to the superbowl in January! the thought of the Broncos SLAUGHTERING the Raiders on Sunday! the way I feel when I talk to my Poi on the phone Buttmonkey and Goon Slayer Poi Ok, I think that's it for now.

It's Official
The second biopsy site was confirmed to be DCIS as well. I will definitely have to have a full mastectomy. The surgical oncologist is referring me to a plastic surgeon to do the reconstruction. Good news is so far it still looks to be noninvasive, so no chemo hopefully. It was expected, and I feel better having it confirmed... but I'm still mourning my boob :( It's a pretty boob, it doesn't deserve this :P

Bored
I'm bored. I'm not sleepy or ready for bed yet. Someone wanna entertain me, please? :) By the way, I hate my new haircut. But I guess I better get over it. I'm stuck with it for a little while. So how is everyone else?

Leaving For Good......no Bull
Ok Now is shit or bust time………… There has been a lot of shit going on around me as of late and to be honest I am fed up with it all and the stupid games that are being played………………………. So with that in mind I am very close to just walking away and leaving this site for good, that’s how bad it has got……. In the past few weeks I have been accused of buying friendships and MY choice of my friends and what they stand for on this site has also been attacked in the most vicious and disgusting way too. NOT content with that, the very same person has gone around to the one closest to me and has tried to ruin her reputation and friendship with people close to her also trying to spread poison Yes I know I am a good person, with a good heart, who is always there for those who need help and advice…..which is the first thing that most were going to say in their comment to this……. I don’t need to hear that any more….. I need more…. So I challenge each and

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyy
my PTO (paid time off) request was accepted! I have the 5th-13th off of work and get paid for my days i normally work out of that time!!! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY granted.. its finals week so its gonna suck on THAT front.. but hell finals are over by the half point of that time.. i will have like 4 or 5 days with NOTHING to do!!

What Kind Of Soup Are You?
You Are Tomato Soup You are open minded and curious about the world. You can help but learn as much as you can about things. You are introverted, intellectual, and introspective. In other words, you have a big brain... and you use it. You are a bit of a culinary expert, and you are an excellent cook. You know how to balance delicate flavors well and can whip up a mean bowl of soup. What Kind of Soup Are You?

Club United Memebers
Are you looking for an awesome family well look no more we are one of the newest fastest growing famlies on FuBar all you have to do is read the rules be at least a level 3 have a salute and rate -fan - add all the family members leaving them a message that says Club United if they are already your friend. Leave Club United as a comment when you are done, leave the homepage a message and we will add your link remember this is a drama free family and drama will result is being removed . Club United Home Page See Blog To Join!!!@ fubar Founded May 18,2008 We Are Club United..And let me clarify that we accept all other Clubs as well...We are not competing and the Family was started so we could help others or just share our friendship...So Come aboard love to have you.... This is what you have to do its so simple and so much fun. You will get to meet and make new friends. We are NOT a bombing family. Just a bunch of fubarians wanting to make new friends Here's the

What A Tool
What a tool, and not in a good way.... I feel sorry for any woman that falls for this obvious attempt at receiving nudes from women. WTF is all I have to say...... subject: Here's the rules post date: 2008-12-16 12:53:28 views: 9 comments: 1 ratings: 0 The best NSFW salute recieved that gets the most rates/comments gets 5 request block on the next 5 shows, plus 200,000 fubux! Salutes can be sent to (blank) on YIM or (blank) on MSN, or just to that email. If you send via email make sure to send a private message here to alert me so i don't miss it. Contest ends 12/19/08. All salutes must have DJ (blank, but its a kind of dog) in them.

Fu-beggars
I'm sure I will piss some people off with this...oh well... The begging on this site is getting fuckin old! People changing their statuses to beg for VIPs and bling. What the fuck? When you go to a bar with your friends, do you ask them to buy you drinks? I would hope not! I'm so close to deleting people on my list because I'm so tired of seeing this shit. I'm not trying to single anyone out but seriously, look at yourself! It's fuckin embarrassing! You are begging for fuckin Fu-bling! Is it really that critical to your existence? Rant over... *hands out tissues to those who's feelings I hurt*

When I Volunteer.....
i volunteer with deah row offenders as some of you now know. it's a hard battle with no light at the end of the tunnel for the time being. I have a time limit on my friendships and to save people's lives while still trying to somehow live my own. i've been writing articles and attorney letters all day and thought i'd share some of my work. today someone asked me if it was hard to befriend people i knew would be dead in short time. it is. trust me. but, as i told that person, i'm only shorting myself and them by acting like they're already dead. my op-ed article: As a criminal justice student, I find myself constantly questioning American justice. What happened to the pursuit of truth? To the rights and ideals set forth by our Constitution? It seems more and more that our society, as a whole, is much more interested in the pursuit of retribution. We are out for revenge in a modern day witch hunt with no help for the poor souls who stand in our path or get caught in our nets. C

Challenge :p
Okay so I was thinking, I read a mumm where a girl was wondering if she could get 100 crushes.. so I am interested to see if that would actually work without showing my bewbs :p Ready.. Set... Getz to crushin'! :p

Fubar Fugitives
You know what ass I didn't say anything to you in the goddamn mumm. You came talking at me. So don't get your panties in a twist when people don't like the shit you do. Take your bitchness elsewhere Mkthx === 'Fubar's Booty Fugitives' wrote the following at '2009-01-05 18:55:32'.. > > fine just say no thanks and leave it as that not a damn discussion on it, thats total disrespect to every female that is a member > > === 'Ms.Heather...owned by MONICA THE GREAT but Lipstick owns my fun bags!' wrote the following at '2009-01-05 18:52:40'.. > > > > I really don't give a shit. I don't need to plaster my ass on another persons page. > > === 'Fubar's Booty Fugitives' wrote the following at '2009-01-05 18:51:06'.. > > > > > > i saw it scrolling, but one of the fugitives came to me and was telling me that once again the group was in a mumm, come on now, what r we hurting > > > You know I don't really give a rat's ass about groups and shit but it annoys the crap out of me wh

Holy Shit It's Long (no, Not A Blog About My Penis)
A - Available: No - Age: 27 - Annoyance: stupid people - Animal: I like cats B - Beer: Newcastle - Birthday: Feb 3rd - Best Friend(s): None. I have friends, all equal - Body Part on opposite sex: Smile - Best feeling in the world: holding the one I Love, knowing she is safe and happy (or at least THINKING) - Blind or Deaf: Tough call...deaf, because I need to see the smile - Best weather: Spring - Been on stage?: Multiple times - Believe in Magic: Not really - Believe in Santa: Do I look 4? - Been in Love: Once...and it destroyed me - Been bitched out?: By the best - Believe in yourself?: sometimes - Believe in life on other planets: no - Believe in miracles: Yes, I create them often - Believe in Satan: Yes - Believe in Ghosts/spirits: No C - Candy: Uhm...don't eat much if any - Color(s): Green - Chocolate/Vanilla: Vanilla - Chinese/Mexican: Chinexican? Love em both - Cake or pie: Cake - Continent to visit: Ireland - Cheese: Havarti - Car: Fave is Cam

My First Kiss
He was the cutest boy. omg. His smile killed me every time. His teeth always clean, his breath fresh, his eyes bright. He wasn't all prep, but he didn't wear crappy ill-fitting clothes. He looked good, plain and simple. We always hung out after school, I was in no hurry to get home and he was always working on something. We were in Drama together. We were doing The Pajama Game that year, he was Sid...I was Gladys. I once did a post-rehearsal version of "Steam Heat" that was talked about until way after my graduation (heehee) It was my sophomore year, he was a junior and we stayed after everyone else had left. We sat, we talked, joked, I would listen to anything he had to say. This one time, I was standing over by the curtains and we were both in a funny mood. He laughed a most beautiful laugh...I don't remember what I had said, but it wasn't intentional so I slunk back into the fold of the curtain. He took the edges of it and closed it around me. Then he'd o

Welfare
Some people say "do not judge" Oh, I will, since it is MY tax money that feeds a lazy ass, her crack habit, and 10 kids. If someone wants to have a nice life at the expense of others, you bet your ass I'll judge the fuck out of them, and them some. This is a country of opportunity; only laziness is a barrier. I came here with my parents when I was 15, almost 12 years ago. We were getting food stamps for a week, until my parents got jobs. My mother was a scientist, and had to learn computer programming in a half a year, since no one needed a Russian that worked with Anthrax. Now she has a nice job, and relies solely on herself. Same thing with my dad, altho he was an engineer back home also. So there is no reason for someone that was born in THIS country to be a lazy sack of shit, esp when they have a ton of kids.

I'm Becoming Weirder
Yeah, so I've recently discovered I have a weird sexual obsession with Jason from Friday the 13th movies. :/ He was always one of my favorite serial killers. I'm becoming more weird & twisted, I think.

Sugar Sandwich
I answered the door wearing a robe, jeans, and slippers. "What the fuck, Sugar?" "Oh, this?" I adjusted the belt on my robe. "Um, we were taking photos. See?" I opened the robe, exposing the ornate "T" on my chest. A laughed, we hugged, and she came in to meet J. The three of us sat around, J and I showing off our afternoon handiwork, hundreds of T-money-money photos, the sinuous T surrounded by hundred dollar bills, scotch-taped to my breasts, my tribute to T$$. Peering down into my robe, I expressed my sadness that the letter was rubbing off, fading into the fluff of the robe. A suggested I just have it tattooed. J noted that it was unfortunate the letter T has nothing to do with me. "Well, Trollop. Or Tart," I suggested. A chimed in, "she makes good points." It was unclear whether she was referring to my comment or my pert nipples, fully displayed. J took a break from cooking that evening, and we went out for an Asian feast. We returned, sated

Makes Me Giggle, Continued....
A few days ago I got on here to find this in my shout box. For the first time, I couldn't say anything...I was laughing so hard. I have figured out if it was his name, because honestly, he's not anywhere near 20 something, let alone hot or the outfit he's wearing.Then comes tonight. I'm minding my own business in my blog and looking around on other websites. I have my sound muted so I had no idea how long the shout had actually been there. But I answered. Here is the whole conversation. Yes I know I had a typo in the last thing I said to him, fuck it...I'm allowed to make mistakes. He's blocked now. Idiots I hate them all.

Robert Anton Wilson - On Reality
perception... interpretation... expression... communication... understanding... he goes into a bit on 'e-prime' which is english without forms of "is" or "to be" as proposed by the semanticist, Alfred Korzybski. Anyone interested in knowing how I try to look at things would do well to sit through the next seven minutes.

Until~for Jason Aka Craven Moorehead~
Until I never dreamed one smile could fill my world with warmth and light Until your smile made all my days so beautiful and bright. I never realized someone could change my life so much Until you shared your caring ways, your strength, your tender touch. I never thought that love could be this endless, deep and true Until the day I gave my heart and all my love to you.

I Was Thinking..
I was thinking about having an auction. I haven't seen any bulletins or blogs about anyone having one for a while now. Thing is, I don't know if I should have it FuBucks only, so everyone has a chance to own someone or have it the regular way..with people being able to offer real cash offers. Also, I was thinking about having some kind of "award" for most rates. Maybe bling the person with the most rates...something like that. I don't know. IF I do decide to do this, who would be willing to be in it?

Have You Ever...
OK, this is how it works... I'm going to post a statement. It'll start with "have you ever...?". The next person answers my question, and then posts their own. Ready? Set? Go! First one... Have you ever fallen asleep with a dick in your mouth?

Does This Fit? Yes. I Think So.
Your result for Are You a Jackie or a Marilyn? Or Someone Else? Mad Men-era Female Icon Quiz... You Are a Bette! You are a Bette -- "I must be strong" Bettes are direct, self-reliant, self-confident, and protective. How to Get Along with Me * Stand up for yourself... and me. * Be confident, strong, and direct. * Don't gossip about me or betray my trust. * Be vulnerable and share your feelings. See and acknowledge my tender, vulnerable side. * Give me space to be alone. * Acknowledge the contributions I make, but don't flatter me. * I often speak in an assertive way. Don't automatically assume it's a personal attack. * When I scream, curse, and stomp around, try to remember that's just the way I am. What I Like About Being a Bette * being independent and self-reliant * being able to take charge and meet challenges head on * being courageous, straightforward, and honest * getting all the enjoyme

My Kitty Needs Attention
This is Willy and for the past few days hes just been going nuts. Climbing the walls, my curtains, jumping on my tv and looking up in the air crying at something. Im ready to throw him off the deck. Anyone got a good suggestion on making him behave or is he just crazy.

Copycat
I believe my hubby is trying to copy me. Several years ago, I met a guy online, and we became good friends. Then I introduced him to my hubby, and...my hubby stole my friend! I barely see the guy, cause hubbs is out with him all the time, being best of buds. If that wasn't terrible enough, Doug has always hated grapefruit juice, and mocked me for drinking it, saying it tastes like rotten bitter OJ. All of a sudden, recently he has started buying grapefruit juice! I was like WTF?? He actually likes it now. I hope he doesnt aim for my dresses next X (

It's A Witchie Kinda B-day
I like to rhyme, I like my breasts funky, I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack but sometimes I get ridiculous. Digital underground humpty danceby oublierleracismeskyblog

Jedi? Ya'rly!
(the tits i sent him were mine. I received a block. What a fag) ->red jokest...: yes, sir, i do have some nice tits. http:... red jokest...: and a bald pussy helps too red jokest...: how big are your tits , it takes big tits and a big ass to get get my semen to come out ->red jokest...: As an ambassador, i will personally fellate you, if you so wish red jokest...: huh ? wtf ? ->red jokest...: Im on an urgent mission. I was sent by the jedi council to collect a Gallon of semen, for our jizz cruisers. Would you be willing to donate your semen? RedJokester@ fubar

Bag Tagged.... Again
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm supposed to be workin... but waste alot of my day on this site... but we all knew that. 2. I have personally met a couple of Fu people, but wish to meet more. 3. I have a camel toe fetish. I like seeing a pretty pussy under tight panties...don't know why... i just do! 4. My throat has been sore for 3 weeks with a cough and I'm finally thinking I should go to the doctor. 5. I have had four threesomes and one foursome in my life. 6. I am a closet webcam slut and like to have fun with friends on cam. 7. I have to piss really bad right now! 8. I would love to try swinging or swapping, but don't think my

Bwahhahaha Ejected!
So I ventured into my first lounge today..simply to do a social experiment..fuck who am I kiddin? I went to Dj Juggycuntcake's little lounge...and after some very stimulating (eyeroll) convo..proceeded to call her out. Many of her little juggalo friends even admitted that she lacks manners and well...may not have evolved yet. Still I was ejected from the lounge..twice..and then banned...should I plead my case and beg for forgiveness? Or wear it as a badge of honor?

Communication Style
Seen as how Mel isn't around (I don't think) and I'm bored, here's one of these. You Communicate Honestly You don't mince words. You are to the point and all about the facts. However, you are charming enough to tell people the truth yet still not offend them. It's likely that you have a hilarious, no holds barred sense of humor. And you sure tell an entertaining story! You're also quite open. People can ask you anything, and you don't shy away from controversial conversation topics. What Kind of Communicator Are You?

Midgets, Cock-rings And Mesh Shorts
In the past, I've declared the iPod to be "quite possibly the world's greatest invention". Some would disagree that the greatest invention is indeed the Strip Club. Not only are these people wrong, they're also really fucking pathetic. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy boobies in my face every bit as much as the next guy, but I prefer it happen in the privacy of my own home. Or at the very least, the craft section at the local Wal-Mart or something. Before I get into the details of why strip clubs are pointless unless you're a complete loser, I'm going to recap my first ever experience at a strip club. I cannot lie. My first trip to a strip club was fan-fucking-tastic. I was 16 years old and I ended up getting in because my friend was an african american midget. Come to think of it, he probably still is an african american midget. That kinda thing tends to stay with you through life. And before you ask....no, I'm not kidding. His name was Lewis and he stood about....I don't know, 3 fee

You Know What I Hate??
I hate when I have a question, go in the support lounge, and get totally ignored. Yep. It's happened more than once and when they FINALLY see me, they ask me what my question was. I just tell them I've already asked and most of the time, they tell me to ask again. WTF? I have never asked my question when they were being flooded. But they never see me. Another thing, why is it there can be bouncers in there but they don't ever answer your question? I've always been answered by VIPs. I thought the support lounge was a place to get answers from bouncers. I mean if they are in there, shouldn't they be the one to answer? Maybe they should do their jobs, cause I know half the time when I send a bouncer a shout about something...they never answer. And yes, I make sure they are online and I even ask more than one..none of them answer. Most of the time I just have to figure it out myself or I just never find out. ::::end of rant

The Daily News (pt. 2)
im misterfeets pimp. why, when aliens visit, do hey only probe cows and trailer trash? my coffee, is excellent I have to take my kids in for shots today, they are going to hate me =[ and my tattoo artist backed out again, so now im pissed and i need to find a new one

Threesome (not The Good Kind)
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Pete 2. Pedro 3. Max Power Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Busboy 2. Soldier 3. Computer Tech Three Places I have lived 1. Cali 2. Arizona 3. Germany Three TV Shows that I watch 1. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia 2. The Daily Show 3. Flight of the Conchords Three places I have been 1. Disney World, Disney Land, Eurodisney 2. Er (Yes, its a real place, look it up) 3. Tijuanna Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. My boss 2. His boss 3. Viagra Ads Three of my favorite foods 1. Spaghetti 2. Japanese 3. Tex-Mex Three things I would like to do 1. Selma Hayek 2. Go to Law School 3. Win Lotto Three friends I think will respond 1. Hugh Joak

Intestinal Blockages!
I got blocked a couple of times today and I didn't even have to do anything Life is good. Short snippets, bottom to top. (BLOCKED) TWEAK !!!!...: it was just a joke sorry ->TWEAK !!!!...: Don't let it go to your head. I don't know you. It just means I clicked yes. TWEAK !!!!...: so you secretly admire me huh? The dude below had made some random comment in my BS that made no sense... He responded today. (BLOCKED) MRRIGHTNOW: LAME? R U FUCKING SMOKING DOPE? OOPS I THINK YOU PEOPLE DO YOU FUCKING LUCKY I SHOUTED AT ALL ->MRRIGHTNOW: It was in response to some lame ass comment that you left for me. MRRIGHTNOW: U SAID EXCUSE ME .. MY REPLY IS .. DONT DO IT AGAIN ->MRRIGHTNOW: Don't do what again? MRRIGHTNOW: OK HON BUT DONT DO IT AGAIN

Sporting A Phoner
I ordered a new phone Wednesday, a Blackberry Curve. With the discount they were giving me, it seemed silly to not get it. I put in my order about 2:00 on Wednesday Afternoon, and they had the phone shipped by 1:00 Am so it got delivered yesterday. Knowing it was waiting for me, I stopped on the way home and got a holster for it. I charged it up, then I had to call support to transfer my number, but once that was done I was able to get it going with no major issues. I did have a problem getting Yahoo to work on it, kept saying my password was wrong, so I would log in on my PC with that password, worked fine, then try on the Blackberry, "invalid password." I gave up and went to bed. I tried again this morning and boom it worked fine. I was putting in my contacts again, when someone helpfully suggested to me "Just take it to the store you lazy ass" Following that advice, and also my Bluetooth wasn't working quite right, I went to the store this morning. They got all my data

New Phone... Again
I did this over the summer, cuz I had to get a new phone. Well, my phone died AGAIN. It simply wouldn't turn on, which means that I couldn't get the nudies off of it before sending it in to the factory for the refurb thing *shrug*. But, I need numbers again. Mine is 574-952-0355 Hell, I posted it on 4chan when I was bored, I can post it here. So, anyway... Text me with your number, shout me with it, whatever... I need to get all my numbers back.

Exciting Stuffz
Well, been talking to an online college. I am getting pretty excited about it. Glad it's online, seeing as how I do not drive. Talked with the counselor today. Things are looking good. If all goes well, classes start May 4th. Gotta love psychology That is all.

Last Night
So last night my friend FINALLY took me on a ride along. We sat at a precinct for a while, lookin at mugshots of local deviants, and eating donuts (yes, yes), then went on a tour of my neighborhood and work area. He showed me a park that I have never seen before, and that I drive by on my way to work every night. We heard a loud splash, and both got freaked out. Turned out to be an enormous otter splashing around like a dolphin. Then we drove around some creepy areas, and he showed me various places where different psychos live, and where several suicides and murders occurred. I work in a very upscale neighborhood, and there are alot of delusional people living there for some reason. We drove by a house of a schizophrenic guy which attempted to kill his mother by strangling her, and locked her half dead in the closet, thinkin she died. She died later on. He was bought out of a prison sentence, and still lives there. Drove by a house of a guy that chopped of his nos

Cooking Customs
Crossing the border from Guatemala into Belize, the guard asked J and I if we had any fruits or vegetables. We said no. The guard pointed to a brightly-colored Honduran grocery bag that contained mangoes. "No fruit?" J and I looked at each other, shrugged our shoulders. "Nope." "Did you buy anything in Guatemala?" We had, actually. Minutes before leaving Guatemala, we spotted a clothing store and stopped in to ask if they carried aprons - lacy, plaid, tie-around-the-waist ones, the kind worn by all the Guatemalan women in the markets. Neither of us knew how to say "apron" in Spanish, so I gestured with my hands, showing where it would fall on my knees, mimed tying a bow at my waist. The sales girl was puzzled. She gestured toward skirts hanging on a rack in front. "No, not those." Hrm. How to explain? I gestured again, miming putting something in the pocket of the apron, brushing flour off of it. Her eyes lit up, and she led us farther into the store, t

...... :-s
NEWS RELEASE Hmm....how convenient... Not like they can do anything when it doesnt detect a heartbeat but I guess the idea is good. Im grr'ing for personal reasons. DAVID ORAZIETTI, MPP ************************* Orazietti announces life-saving defibulators now operational in Sault Ste. Marie McGuinty government’s unprecedented investment helping community residents at risk of cardiac arrest SAULT STE. MARIE - Eight automated external cardiac defibrillators (AEDs) have now been installed in public facilities throughout Sault Ste. Marie, David Orazietti, MPP announced today along with the Heart and Stroke Foundation of Ontario in advance of an AED demonstration and a mass CPR training session at the John Rhodes Community Centre beginning at 7 p.m. tonight.......

Not A Story
(wtf, why is this suddenly not my most recent blog in this blog of bloggy blogness?) I am ridiculously horny. What I'd give to have a girl in my lap, head on my shoulder, whispering in her ear... What'd I'd give to let my hands roam over her, nice and slow, examining every curve, every inch of her long before I started tugging at her clothing. What I'd give to feel the way she'd squirm her hips down against me... the sound of her voice next to me, those little sighs and whimpers and whispered words... What'd I'd give to slide one hand up under her top and taunt and tease her nipples til they were hard enough that they feel almost sharp against the palm of my hand. How I'd love to bite her throat, just hard enough to leave a mark, then lap softly at it with my tongue, soothingly... How I'd love to slide my hand down into her panties and toy with her til she left my hand thoroughly creamy and wet... How I'd love to carry her off to the bedroom and lay her out on t

He's Just Not That Into You
So I went and saw He's Just Not That Into You today. I truly believe its a movie everyone of dating age should see. Women walk around in such a haze about men when in reality they just aren't as confusing as we make them out to you. The movie stated "If a guy likes you enough he will go out of his way to make it happen." So if a guy doesn't call you it, 9 times out of 10, means he's not that interested. Not the little lies we tell ourselves. "Oh maybe he was scared because I'm too independent." "He probably liked me too much." Those things are complete bullshit! And us damn women will continue to live in a complete delusion about what is actually going on, when in reality HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU!

Shoulder Deep...
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Disappearance
If I happen to one day just disappear for awhile, it will be because of problems on the home front. Those of you that know me well, know that I have been staying at my mom's since I came back from Germany. The whole ordeal was suppose to be for 3 months and now its been a year and 3 months. It is causing problems for them, I am constantly hearing them fight although I stay in my room most of the time. Today she reminded me again (it's a daily thing) that my 3 months were up a long time ago. She said I need to start saving my money (what $$?) for a place to live or to find someone looking for a roommate. She said that her husband is talking a ridiculous amount of rent he wants to charge me, but didn't say the amount. They are fighting constantly, although their bedroom is below mine I hear the constant raised voices. Friday, I have an appointment for my wrist to see if I get on medical. If I do, I will get a very very little grant for the short time I am on the medical. But if I n

I Lol'd
I got this in a text message earlier & nearly pee'd my pants.... A WOMAN'S SEX PRAYER As I lay him down to fuck, I pray he rips this pussy up. But if his dick is small & week. Lord I hope this man can eat! I thought it was funny, enjoy!

Let's Try This Again. Sorry :p
The last post didn't all show up. This is a test I hate my computer! If it doesn't all show up. Well, I will be pissed. I am slacking! Haven't read too much since my niece was born. Starting to get back on track. Read two books this week. So, here I am, pressing on with my resolution. Thinking about what to read next. I have two books here. Think it's going to be Tick Tock by Dean Koontz. I love that man! Well, here is what I have been reading since my last post. -The Jinx by Jennifer Sturman -The Giver by Lois Lowry -Roses are Red by James Patterson -Violets are Blue by James Patterson That is all from me....for now

Dora, Dora, Dora The Explorer
Boots and super cool explora Dora... K...Nick Jr is the bain of my existence. So watching it the other day they were teaching kids how to stand still in case of a T-Rex attack and it got me thinking. Wouldn't it be time better spent if they taught kids how to avoid gunfire in Compton or how to steer clear of vagabonds downtown? When was the last time we faced a T-Rex attack? Its been a while...and I know we should never totally throw the idea away because who knows what can happen...but c'mon...real world skills please!

From My Bully
Anyone notice that Just (aka Tool) has passed level 28, but can't level cause he needs referrals? he's an awesome dude. Always bombing everyone and blinging their ass. Just@ fubar Help out a friend, and refer a friend......if you can just convince ONE friend to sign up using this link------and take a look around, we can all get Just that Lost Soul level he worked so hard to get. Thanks. Please re-post often. And use link below. Cheers http://www.fubar.com/join_w1.php?friend=1301644 (repost of original by '~Cubby~' on '2009-04-19 08:24:29') (repost of original by '~★~vixen260~★~Fubar4Life~★~' on '2009-04-19 08:28:48')

Self Confidence
I was just at a person's profile and I decided to look at their pictures. Not that they were really "horrible" looking, trust me..I've seen worse, but I've seen better, much better. Thing is, I'm really wishing I had the self-confidence that this chick had. She's posting those pictures and making the captions about her being sexy and cute. To me she's not. I could NEVER post a picture of me saying I'm sexy or that "me being seductive". I see women that aren't that attractive posting pictures with captions like that all the time. If I could have one thing..it would be the self-confidence to think of myself like that.

I Can't Believe You Cry Babies
You stupid ass mindless twits. MY SHIT IS MARKED NSFW. So you gonna come here and get all butthurt and report me too?! Fucking crying over YOUR lounge boss being a damn chester and you wanna blame Brat! WTF! Pull your heads outta your asses! Why hate her because she can't condone what he did? Instead you want to LIE on HER. Open your eyes. ITS LUCKY WHO IS LYING. Fuck everyone of you and your lounge. You're nothing but the fucking low-lifes of Fubar.

A Flair For The Inappropriate Affect ...
My company had two mind numbing hours of mandatory corporate sexual harassment training today. When talking about the laws surrounding economic harassment, the presenter asked,"Does anybody know what Quid Pro Quo means? Ted (that's me) raises his hand and uncontrollably blurts out - "Tit for tat??"** queue the giggles, snickers, and disbelieving stares from around the room **I think I'm permanently on the Corporate HR "watch list".

Murder
What would be the best way to off a 4 year old? I just opened a fresh bottle of Smart Water....my ridiculous addiction...whilst I was peeing she took a swig off the new bottle after eating pringles. So now there are all kinds of floaties in my water...Grr. It was my last bottle...

I Dont Care If...
if this is an old one one haha So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,A good find for many retirees,I lasted less than a day......About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, Unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

My Cousin....and The Kit-kat Bar
Family cookout and i needed a laugh...family always provides talking to my aunt and she informs me that my now 18yr old cousin, whom i used to babysit so we are very close, ran into some trouble on his senior class trip his class went to six flags and apparently he had no money and was starving, so he stole a kit-kat bar...and the LoLs begin...many places now have cameras so he is caught and suspended from school for 7day...yes 7 for stealing a kit-kat bar, mind you his friend smash a beer bottle over someones head and got suspended for 12...compare the 2 LOLOLOL the cherry on top is he is also banned from six flags nation wide for 5yrs lmfao@this being over a piece of candy...a fucking kit-kat bar he is also going to college next year to major in criminal justice...rofl luckly they handle it privately and don't involve the authorities now i just fucking love my aunt she says to him...a kit-kat bar?!?!?! was it really worth it and of course he says yeah it was good...she goes on t

Matchmakers Are Perhaps Only Good For Starting Fires.
I’m supposed to go on a date with someone I met through a professional matchmaking service. As with most dating services, it’s free for women. And as with most free things, you get what you pay for.Michelle, the matchmaker, called to tell me about my match a few weeks ago. She gushed, describing him as a really great guy, and said she thought we would have a lot in common. “He bought a plane, because he really likes to travel.”I like to travel. But owning a plane? Is that really necessary?It turns out he also owns a chain of gas stations, so fuel economy is the least of his concerns. And, as it turns out, the bulk of his concern rests with finding a good television station. While we talked on the phone, getting to know one another, he flipped channels, telling mewhat was on television. I explained to him that this was the first time in years that I actually have a television. And that I have turned it on precisely once. To see if it worked. It does. I even vow

Worst News Ever
My grandma died this morning. I am a mess. Talking to my dad right now and they are looking at the funeral for Tuesday in Hamilton, MT. In Corvallis besides my grandfather that died when I was little. I cant deal with this. Update:: From what I am understanding is I will be riding over with my sisters monday afternoon and they will have the funeral Tuesday with coming back Wednesday. My dad is postponing it for a few days since my daughter graduates Saturday night. I am a huge mess, I am not dealing with this well at all.

Caught~nsfw Story~
I lie there and think of your hands running all over my body, lightly brushing my nipples and tugging my nipple rings. Before I realize it my own hands are following the path I imagine your hands to be going. I run my hands down over my belly and stroke the outside of my pussy, just petting it and just for kicks I give it a little slap. Mmmmmmm. I do that again, it feels good. I slip one finger inside only the lips and slide it up to my clit. I rub back and forth on the top part of the ring making the bottom part of the ring rub my clit up under the hood. I feel myself start to drip and I slide my finger down and get it wet. I bring it up to my mouth and taste the sweet juice. I take my other hand from my tits and open my pussy wide and dunk my fingers deep inside. Ahhhhhhh. I use my thumb to rub my clit as I push my fingers deep into my pussy. I feel the warmth of orgasm start to build in my belly and spread out over my body and I can’t help but moan. As I do the peak hits and

You Show Me Love
You guys never fail to make me giddy with the love you show. Being spotlight was cool and all that shit. Thanks for all your kind words, profile comments, messages and blings and all that shit. From teh bottom of my heart, I embrace each and everyone of you freaky old bastards, you.

Shock And Awe
Since I've put this photo up as my default, this has to be the most page views and admirers I've ever had in a short period of time. I think I may have actually taken a good photo of myself somehow. Didn't think that was possible (no matter what you lot are gonna say :p)

Mmmmmmm! Fantasies!
I am in my apartment, standing on the balcony overlooking the city streets down below. Hundreds of people crowd the street. Suddenly a man in the crowd catches my eye. I can't seem to take my eyes off of him. I am standing there in a long white sundress with spaghetti straps........see through and bare skinned underneath. Suddenly this man turns and looks at me.....making direct eye contact. We can both feel the passion burning inside, the longing to touch each other. I stand there, watching him push his way through the crowd, making his way to the entrance of my building. I stay on my balcony, knowing he will find me. Suddenly there is a knock on my door, I stand still, knowing he will come in. He sneaks up behind me..I can feel him. The heat from his skin radiating all around me. He then kisses me softly on the nape of my neck..sending chills down my spine. He then puts his arms around me, reaching for the french doors, closing them to the world around us. He then cups

Do You Ever
look in the mirror and wish there was someone else looking at you? Or think of what it would be like not to be trapped inside your head? Or wallow in your own misery so much, you forget how to be happy? Or wonder what it would feel like if everything ended on a spot?

I Think You Can...
Calling all friends.....ok ya'll so i have a really great friend whom i just got to join and i think it'd be really awesome if ya'll would scope her out, say hi whatever. Ive already de-virginized her in the mumms and she loved it, so lets rape her the mummer way :)... Since i have no idea how to get the damn link to her page in this blog ima just put it in a comment below... p/s...I still want tongue salutes :) Thanks 4 Reading...

In Good Company With Pedro's Graphics
Do you have a Pedro graphic? If so, you are in good company. I just made a graphic that will be going on every desktop in the company. Sadly the "Please Stare At My Boobs" graphic was rejected and I had to go with something a little more tame. Still its something that everyone will see every day, so I feel a little good about that.

Third Person Thursday
Pedro encourages all of Pedro's friends to take part in Third Person Thursday. On this day Pedro asks that you do not use the pronouns I, Me, or My, but refer to yourself stricktly in the third person. Use Pedro's graphic to encourage your other friends to take part in the fun. Pedro thanks you.

Vista Help?
Well, my laptop crashed yesterday. My hard drive decided that it needed to die. Dell sent me a new one and now I'm needed to adjust what my laptop does when I close it. I've forgotten. Help? Where the hell do I go? Once I get there I'll be able to fix it myself, lol. I have the stupids sometimes.

I'm Never Enough
i tried. i tried to keep myself under control. i tried to keep myself together enough. i'm never enough. ghost broke up with me tonight. i'm stuck out in the middle of nowhere in illinois with an exboyfriend that i'm completely in love with and no idea how to get home if i can even go home. i'll never be enough for anyone. never sane enough. never self sufficient enough. i'm dead already. my body just doesn't know it yet.

The Shape Test
You Are Confident You are self-assured and together. You have high self esteem. Other people see you as outgoing, hyper, and even a bit overwhelming. Your ideal romantic relationship is unconventional, wild, and very public. You do best in tasks that require you to be flexible, creative, and playful. The Shape Test

Sigh..i'm Back...
~★PuckerZ★...: but remember i make trashy look good ~★PuckerZ★...: but thats on u ~★PuckerZ★...: haha u think i look trashy thats funny I didn't know trashy was anywhere in the realm of looking good? But hey, what do I know? The above is in the response to a "do piercings and tattoos make a woman look trashy?" mumm and I told her "No, you look trashy." Hooray for open shoutboxes! Because heaven forbid should the dumb whore actually say something in her mumm

Im Fat
so today im gonna start a new exercise routine....my goal is to try and lose my fatness or at least most of it in a few months..id like to get back to where i was after football my senior year which was 230...right now im 267.5 my goal is to lose at least 2 pant sizes...go from a 38 to a 34 will keep you posted

I So Belong Now
So yesterday at work I was asked to help by the premises manager to carry some stuff down from the third floor of this building to outside. Out of him and his three staff he only had one guy helping me carry these 13 heavy sacks, even though it turned out he and the other two could've helped as they had nothing else to do. K, so we start taking these bags to the agreed drop off point, when this guy (Ian) suddenly changes his mind and wants them taken somewhere else, further away and smaller. He says because they're a fire hazard (outside, I think not). So I talk to Rosie (his second in command) to make a compromise, whereby we move all 13 to the original place first, then from there to where he wants them. But no, apparently the kids are going to play with them so he doesn't want them there. I know this is a pile of shit and that he is talking out of his ass, so I go talk to his boss, who agrees they should stay in the original place. He gets pissed off with me and stops the guy

Warning Labels, Disclaimers, And Side Effects. Part I
I've joked about having an abundance of flaws that should be clumped into some sort of warning label before anyone decides to invest any amount of time in me. Some have already run into one or many of them as everyone does after enough time. So for the rest here's the breakdown: I have a really hard time reaching out to people. In any way. Sometimes I don't even know how to hug my own friends when they're falling apart in front of me. My response is always to make a joke of it or just sit there feeling anxious about not knowing how to react. I'm not a toucher, or hugger, and I rarely give out compliments. This is often misread as me not caring which obviously hurts my relationships with friends and partners. I remember my last major boyfriend.. crying, crumbling in front of me.. begging me to hug him. And I just looked at him, conflicted. Something kept me from getting up and doing anything. I was frozen. It's awful. My psychoanalysis of this is an obvious one - my childhood. Surpr

Ohh Baby
So, after I got hubby to admit that I have indeed gained weight, I started workin out. Well, my lazy azz was too lazy to go to the gym in my complex, so I was draggin my ass around the pond, gettin victimized by a couple of enormous swans in process. Finally, today I decided to make that step, and actually go to the gym. Now... one of the reason why I LOATHE gyms is...all the disgustingly fit people around me hoppin their miles away like theres no tomorrow to a Baywatch theme song playin in their heads. While I drag my unfit trunk behind me, feeling it gettin ASSaulted by gravity every step, huffin and puffin like a lung cancer victim. Well, my condo complex is nothin but old people, so I was hoping that maybe they would gawk at my ability to walk sans the walker, and use me as their inspiration when making that 5 meter/ hr dash. But no...I walk in on a really fuckin hot guy lifting weights. Great, so now my bloated overeaten self has an audience (today my grandma decid

Oh Well
so it seems posting hitler, osama and kim jung il as defaults one after the other was too much for the powers that be here. My spotlight was pulled. understandable really as it was probably in very bad taste. but oh well fuck it. is this bad taste though cos this photo got pulled too ?

Berlin
So it looks like we've almost got dates and stuff finalised, but me and the girl are off with our friends to Berlin at the beginning of September. We're going by train, which is an adventure of itself, and booking an apartment to stay in for the week. Any tips on cool shit to do in Berlin would be greatly appreciated - nothing weird though, I ain't like that. Good galleries, museums, restaurants, that kind of thing... Glad I've got my new digital camera finally, so you folks can look forward to some good photos when we get back.

Pet Peeves...
We all have them, even minor ones. Mine are people in the frozen food section, or the beer section who open the doors to look in the coolers. and people who use the term "it is what it is" when they dont have an explanation for what they are saying. Anyone else wanna share?

True Love.... By Kevin Hill
True Love You say that you love her But love is not something you just say You have to show true love And pray to the lord above For a good job, nice house, and car Not going out and getting drunk at the bar Or playing at the club and getting par When you come near me I am speechless Because the thought of talking to an angel is amazing Your eyes remind me of a unicorn, beautiful, and incapable of capture The thought of you puts me in a state of rapture If anything were to happen to you I don’t know what I might do Because you are my one my only boo I love you gir

Girls Workin It For Fubucks...
Both of these lovely young ladies are trying for spotlight, one has a birthday this week as well. They are making salutes for people willing to donate fubucks. Ladies if you know any guys on your list please send them here if they enjoy that kind of thing :D Thank you in advance. Check em out.. Withheld Beauty@ fubar And.. J-Roxx@ fubar

Monday....
well my workday kinda sucked. the main computer was down for several hours, the palm pilots wouldn't work. that was fun manually verifying every case of shoes that came in today. couldn't verify the prices of the shoes that came in so I hope they are correct. on a good note I did put my underwear on correctly today. yays for me, I am off tomorrow :)

Just A Few More Simple Rules
OK..just a few rules and whats expected to be in the family. After u read please leave a comment letting me know u read and want to stay here! First and foremost we are a family and there should be friendship, loyalty and respect! We are here to help each other first All I ask is you check in often with the homepage to see if there are new blogs or new family members! We are gonna be doing a little more to have fun here! Just please be patient with me as it will start soon! I will keep you all updated on that! Let's all just have fun!

My Ex's Daughter
i have my sons here...and their sister, who isnt my daughter, is here too. she is 3 years old and a motor mouth lol. she usually is pretty good but since yesterday she figured out I wont spank her. mostly because as shes testing the rules of my house, in between she is taunting my sons and they are taunting her... she shrieks!!!! really really loud! THAT crawls right under my skin! lol today hasnt been so testing, but its getting closer to nap time and now im getting the pouty stompy "meanie" treatment! ya know, when I say NO when she asks for another freeze pop she says "meanie" and runs in the room and buries her face in my blankets lol grrr @ 3 year old little girls!!! but shes happy with her barbie movie on, a spoonful of penutbutter and talking...a lot... she talks constantly lol... anyways... thats how i partied last night, i have been tested by a three year old girl who drove me up a wall! hehe and im a meanie :P i gotta hand it to my ex...having to deal with al

Dancing Bananas!!!
I have sciatica and now I have foot pain been there for the last few weeks. It hurts when I walk after I have been resting, not so bad when i've been walking for awhile. But last night, bloody hell the pain was horrendous. Not only did I have the constant stabbing pain, but this pain was a burning sensation, I actually thought my foot was on fire. I can no longer dance like a dancing banana, welcome to old age. http://www.youtube.com/v/q4u9uWZ-OoA&hl=en&fs=1&">

I Just Don't Get It At All....
Why is it that men always gravitate towards the women that make them miserable? They SAY they don't want a woman who is minipulative or controlling. Or one that is jealous. They SAY they want a woman to be independant and strong. They complain that they hate the bitching and nagging. But they also want her to be a Ho in bed. Willing to get on her knees anytime. Yet When they HAVE that woman, they throw her away for the EXACT opposite. I just don't get it. Men...pfffft =/ can't live with 'em, can't get shit for 'em on a street corner.

Balls
'Balls' by the Broken Family Band is one of my favourite albums, I've decided. Unlike so many albums that I buy, listen to a couple of times, and like, but then put on the shelf, I'm still listening to this one on a regular basis. Had it on my iPod on the way to work this morning, as it happens. It's a countryish rocker that, in some ways, I find reminiscent of Clem Snide, in that lyrically it's really strong, and different. If that sounds like the sort of thing you might like, why not give it a go? Broken Family Band

Quadrophenia
You may remember a while back that I was in a dilemma as to whether to go to this with my brother cos he asked me, or the comedy thing I really wanted to go to that I already had tickets for. I ended up going to see Quadrophenia, and came away pleasantly surprised. Very much the stage show of the original album, rather than the later, and frankly uninspiring, movie (althought that didn't stop us overhearing one woman referring to "the bloke playing Sting"), it was a dialogue-free show, all told through song, which presumably was Townshend's original vision for his rock-opera. Furthermore, Jimmy was played by four people, to reflect different aspects of his personality, and was all performed on one set - minimal scenery, just a warehouse-y looking backdrop that housed the band, and a vespa, natch. And it was astounding. The band were tight, the cast were awesome, and the whole thing had really been out together well, and made fantastic use of the stage. It's nearly at the end of i

Stevia?
So I picked up a box of stevia in the raw, if you don't know what stevia is, it's an all natural 0 cal sweetener. I figure I need to cut down on the chemicals that I put into my body and well, i'd rather cut out sweetener than drugs. It tastes different, not bad, but not oh wow yum. Anyone else tried it?

Who The Hell Do You Think That You Are?
WHO THE HELL DOES SOME ASSHOLE THINK THAT THEY ARE TO JUMP IN MY SHOUTBOX AND START BITCHING THEY DONT LIKE MY STATUSES OR THAT I CHANGE THEM TOO MUCH WHEN THEIR DAMN STATUS BEGS FOR BLINGS, VIP, BLASTS, AUTO 11S AND CHERRY BOMBS? WHILE I MIGHT BE A BIT SILLY AND I MIGHT BE A BIT EXCESSIVE WITH STATUS CHANGES, AT LEAST MY STATUS SAY SOMETHING OTHER THAN IM A FUCKING FU-WHORE. NOW... SINCE SOME RETARD THAT CANT FIND THE REMOVE BUTTON DECIDED TO GO AND PISS ON MY DAMN PARADE AND TRY TO TELL ME IT WAS RAIN... ANYONE THAT DONT LIKE MY STATUSES OR HOW AND WHEN I CHANGE THEM... FEEL FREE TO REMOVE ME BECAUSE MORE THAN LIKELY I WONT EVEN MISS YOU FUCKING ASS. NOW... huggies and smoochies~

Hahahhahaha
Boredomand might I suggest you try to write like a grown ma instead of a pissed off 12 year old? Buy here back an leave me alone dudeFFS it is a website get a grip=== 'CHΘPPΣR™ LøuñgeXpèrt/Cúst.TågsXpèrt/Grãphîç~ÐêsígnërXpèrt' wrote the following at '2009-10-05 11:02:17'..>> annoy her?? r we in kinderguarden?? why would u wanna do that i mean ur a grown woman> === ' Kloverlynn' wrote the following at '2009-10-05 11:00:57'..> >> > I bought her to annoy her> > it worked> > === 'CHΘPPΣR™ LøuñgeXpèrt/Cúst.TågsXpèrt/Grãphîç~ÐêsígnërXpèrt' wrote the following at '2009-10-05 10:58:53'..> > >> > > may i ask why u bought ccbrat from me? did u not notice i was first in her family? i mean it's no big deal but she send me this message back,, this is a copy and paste -> ok.wtf..i just got bought...not happy..i dont care..not changing my name!..i didnt notice!..ill probably get kicked off today for pissing someone off with Mumm anyway..im beginning

I Have The Best Friends..
My best friend Jason just got back from Iraq after a year. He called me to go out with him last night. He then told me he was going to ask Em to marry him. I was so excited. Em is the first girl that ever saw Jason for everything that he is. I liked her the first time I met her. I love her because she loves him the way he has always deserved to be loved. He showed me the ring when I dropped him off at home. Then we sat outside talking for a while. He then asked me how my love life was going.. he's always wanted for me to be happy as well. I reminded him of Gavin.I told him what was going on right now. He just watched the expression on my face as I talked. He said," I tell you what, if you two can get half the money together to get him here, I'll front the other half." I tried arguing about it, but I should know by now it does no good. I was so excited I was beside myself. The only problem now is, I haven't talked to Gavin since Thursday. The phone service I have doesn't work half

Catching Snowflakes On My Tongue
I took the snowbrush out of the trunk and put it in the backseat today. It's coming. It's coming rather quickly this year. For those friends in warmer climates, a snowbrush is an intrument you keep in your vehicle to facilitate the removal of snow from it. It usually consists of a long handle with a brush on the side, and a scraper on one end to deal with ice removal from your windows. Mine has a fancy telescoping handle and rotatable brush head. It's pimpin. I have a love/hate relationship with winter. The parts that I hate fall under the fairly obvious categories. I hate going out to a cold car that is covered in snow and ice, and freezing to death cleaning it off. I hate getting in the now warm car and feeling the snow on my pantlegs start to melt knowing they'll be damp the rest of the day. I hate hate hate hate HATE the ridiculous act of snow relocation. Taking a shovel and moving something that will melt eventually is infuriating. I try and tell myself it's good exe

Whatever You Do, Never Look At Him!
Have you ever gotten a glimpse of something out of the corner of your eye? A simple movement caught in your peripheral vision. Most will simply dismiss this as a shadow brought about by a flickering candle, or perhaps a pet jumping down from a piece of furniture. Ninety-nine out of a hundred times, these people are right. But then there's that one elusive sight. It can easily be explained by the above conditions, but something feels wrong about it. A chill down your spine, a slight pain in your side. Maybe even a complete blanking of your mind, only to vanish moments later. Should any of these symptoms be felt, there may be cause for worry. Our peripheral vision is designed to catch motion, even in the dark. This was used to defend against predators in our early days, and as with many aspects of our human nature, it has remained, but weakened. This view out of the corner of our eyes still alerts us to danger, and although predators have dropped on the list of dangers we may face

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What color eyes do you have? Doodoo brown How tall are you? 5'5'' Right handed or left?Right Your Heritage: Italian, Irish, English (maybe Scottish?), Yugoslavian (whatever fucking country it is now..Croatia? or something) Your job:Mom Do you like your job? some days LOL Any tattoos/piercings?10 piercings, tattoos soon to come What underwear are you wearing right now? Bikinis What shoes did you wear today?Barefoot Do you play video games? Yes Have you ever broken someone's heart? Yes Have you ever had your own heart broken? Yes Favorite car:the new Dodge Challengers are niiiice and the Pontiac G8s are niiiice too Favorite animal: Cheetahs Favorite soda:mt dew Favorite underwear: Boy shorts or hipsters Favorite music: Metal, rock, rap, hip hop, r&b, pop, country, classical, olides Ever feel like

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Somewhere ... on a shitty little highway between Tulsa, OK and Wichita, KS lies a shitty little gas station. In that shitty little gas station lies a shitty little bathroom. In that shitty little bathroom hangs one of those shitty little condom dispensing machines. In that shitty little condom dispensing machine lies the greatest thing ever to grace the Tulsuck-Wichitard Metroplex.Yes, I'm talking about 75 cent nude pussy photos!!I had 4 different vending machine options to choose from - 1. The "ultra high pleasure" condoms2. Something called a "French Tickler" ... which looked like one of those noodly Koosh Balls - only cut in half.3. Something called the "Adult Variety Pack".4. And finally, the "Nude Pussy Photo Pack".The decision was easy. It's quite plausible the condoms were last changed out in 1974. I'm pretty sure the "French Tickler" is made with formaldehyde or something that would induce toxic shock. I don't think I'm nearly cool enough to purchase an "Adult Variety Pack". I

Spotlight
Here is a list of everyone that donated to my spotlight fund. I received so much so quickly it was quite overwhelming. And I know I would have received even more if I had asked for a longer period of time. My friends are amazing. Every single one. Please take a minute to at least rate a few of these wonderful people: Emotional Rollercoaster Babyfrog Barricade Lewis roK Serenity Ms Jizzle Lizzle JoJo Crystal Ninety 9 GG Kisses Papercut Bibliophile Alix Witty Mrs Badcrumble ZombieMonkey Suga Lips Shirley Knox Seamus Leah CF Nailhead Who Knows Cute But Psycho Mel Deacon Witchie Cammy lilboops Karsway Jen Postal Florist Per Vixen260 SherryMH Kittie Slirpa Dina Rocks Links that actually work can be found in the comments. grrrrrr. And thanks also to everyone that rated me, bombed me, pimped me out, annoyed their friends to get me bombed, mentioned me in their status and left awesome comments on my pics. I screencapped as many stauses as I could

From Dancing Bear?...wtf?
Dancing Bear Spokane, WA subject: I don't wish to hurt your feelings publicly...truly. received: 11/18/2009 06:44 pm replied: no block this member Flag as spam This is the ONLY reply you shall receive, so rage away irresponsibly, as publicly as you wish. You look silly. Facts are facts. fu is about popular opinion, and no more. Attack as you wish, in all obvious ignorance. You waste time here, as a child. Your mumm yesterday was just a stupid. Get a library card; they're free. In point of fact, we went to the moon in 1969. What kind of fuBoy equates Hitler, with the things you so freely associate, while inappropriately attributing them to me? You're illogical and irrational. Those are two requisites qualities found in most fascists. That too is true. Did you see a TV show on abnormal psychology and logic too? The tunnels and bunkers are indeed there, as are many such systems, throughout the entire inhab

Is It Wrong??
To have such horrible and fucked up and twisted thoughts? Example: Acts of sadistic torture.. Like I would LOVE to do this to a few people O.O Tie em up to a pole, buck naked, in the middle of a cow pasture, filled with a bunch of hungry baby cows... I think I've lost it. Finally!

A New One....thanks C
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Crystal tagged me 1. I live in a trailer home 2. I can cook a little 3. I do miss home(NYC).......i hate winter which is why i moved south 4. I hope Barack Obama proves everyone wrong and becomes the greatest President we've had in decades 5. I love nice watches(owns 6 at the moment) 6. I have an innate terrifying fear of rejection 7. I have a hard time trusting men 8. Misses my gramma (she died May 3rd) 9. I LOVE sex(as if most of you didnt know that) 10. I listen to old country music (pre 1980) dont know who to tag...so feel free to do one f you choose

The Alienist By Caleb Carr
I also plan on using this blog to share some of my favorite novels. I'll explain a little about them, why I love them and hopefully get some of you to read them. I will make you read dammit! I was thinking about this particular novel earlier today and thought I'd share. The Alienist by Caleb Carr is a fictional novel set in New York City in 1896. The lead character is an alienist, which was the term for a psychiatrist back then as the mentally ill were considered to be alienated from society as well as from their own nature. The story is unusual in that it is told not from the perspective of the main character but through the eyes of a secondary character. The plot centers around three friends: a journalist, John Moore who is also the narrator; the alienist, Lazlo Kreizler; and a newly-appointed Police Commissioner who just happens to be Teddy Roosevelt. The three are working to solve a series of brutal murders that involves boy prostitutes. Roosevelt appoints Kreizler

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So I just got home driving from my friends house. (I didn't kill myself or any small furry animals!) For those that are interested let me tell you about my night... Drove to Friends house...did make-up got ready and got picked up. Went to shops to buy alcohol...drunk it in the car (Classy...inorite?). REALLY needed to PEE whilst going down the motorway (destination was about 2hrs). So we stopped off at some industrial estate and we went into some woods to do a tinkle (I think I nearly sat on a bush because something prickled my bum). It was awful...I felt so exposed! But desperate times calls for desperate measures. We eventually got to our destination (Brighton-BEAUTIFUL city) and we entered the house...it was a STUDENT HOUSE! That night I think there were lots of us all squished into one teeny living room. Anyways...I SUCK at drinking. I drank a lot of alcopop drinks so was kinda lil bit tipsy and then I had ONE glass of rose...and then they had to put me to bed...LULZ. I had

Have You Heard This?
This song is amazing. I heard it a month or so ago. It's full of win :] (Chrous)Shorty just text me, says she want to sex meLOL smiley face, LOL smiley faceShorty sent a twitpic saying come and get this,LOL smiley face, LOL smiley faceShorty called my phone, i was busy (i was busy)cruisin in that benz round the city (round the city)then i felt my phone buzz, i know that she like us,im a bad boy like diddy,then she sent a text, that read, baby im at home,then she sent another one that says shes all aloneso i text her smiley face and said do the grown,she said lol, boy you crazy, come onthen she said actually, you aint gotta ask mesent the lil face with the tongue cos im nastyim on my way, girl make way, twitter me a picturelet me see that ok,[Chrous]Shorty just text me, says she want to sex meLOL smiley face, LOL smiley faceShorty sent a twitpic saying come and get this,LOL smiley face, LOL smiley facepull up my page(?) and follow and if you got a body like a coke bottle.

Hot Pocketed
In honor of Mr Adorable's "Hot!" blog, I thought I would expand on the theme of "tastebud searing goodness" and repost a blog I wrote a couple of years ago on another site. Enjoy ... or not ... It's a good thing blogs aren't made from audio files because I can't speak right now. My lower lip is swollen and I've burned all the taste buds off my tongue.It all started innocently enough. It was lunchtime. I was hungry. Lately, I've been eating lunch at my desk. So I've been indulging in all sorts of pre-processed culinary delights that I can heat up in the microwave. Today's epicurean sensation - a "Hot Pocket".Or should I say a "Lean Pocket" as I'm trying mightily to not expand my waistline during this over-worked, physically sedentary point in my life. So I pop the Lean Pocket into the microwave for two minutes - the prescribed amount of time - then grab myself a Diet Coke (with lime ... mmmm).Now I have enough experience to know that while the outside of a hot pocket may be slightl

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This creep is stalking the "recent photos by friends" page to watch for NSFW pics. Then he screenshots them and saves them. Fuck you asshole. [url]http://fubar.com/user/1706382[/url] He's coming to my inbox making a jerk of himself, even telling me he can see it and "thank you!" His status is now thanking us ladies for the free preview! What a prick. Then calls me a bitch in his reply to my stuatus comment to him? Assholes like him are what ruins fubar. This shit he is pulling is fucked up and you know fubar isn't gonna do crap about it. And yes, I blocked his pathetic ass.

The Dating Persona Test
The Priss Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD) Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss. Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You’re highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You’d take brutal honesty over superficiality any time—your friends always know where they stand with you. You’re completely unfake. Don’t tell me that’s not a word. You’re also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy. These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards. You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you’re pregnant. LOL. Though you’re inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it’s not as one of mass destruction. You’re choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what yo

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So my youngest son Nick gets thrown out of 2 classes at school yesterday. He has always been a straight A student with a 4.0 GPA...so here is what occured yesterday. So Nick is in a class called West Virginia studies (being from WV i think this is such a much needed class...joking) anyways...he has to read allowed a chapter from the text book. keep in mind my sons grew up in NYC...So Nick begins to read "Most people whom are not from nor near WV think West Virginians are a bunch of Redneck Hillbillies..." Nick bursts out in laughter...the class grows silent and he looks up and all are glaring at him, which made him laugh even harder. His teacher asks "And what is so funny Mr.Gallo"....Nick replies "Really you dont get it"...the teacher throws him out of class.... Nicks next class is English...they have to spell out words and write them on the chalk board for some god knows reason...Nicks teacher asks him to spell "Weather"...Nick proceeds to spell it out "W (pronounced double U)

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I'm in one of those weird spots in time where I want to do everything and do nothing. Work has been an annoyance this week, which tends to set my mood to "erratic". I haven't been able to really get on here much. You'd actually think they expect me to "work" the 8 hours they pay me for or something. If they had compensated me properly for the effort I put in in the past, I might not have a problem with that. I'm not ignoring people. I wish I could talk to you all day long. I'm just tired and kinda frustrated and in one of my weird places where I don't know what comes next. I get quiet when that happens. Rather strange things coming flying out of me rather than anything resembling normal. I turtle up and shout random nonsense out my turtle head poker outer hole. It's probably not the best way to deal with things, but when you've dealt with things all by yourself for a long time the "best" is rarely an option. Just call it winter doldrums. Or Charlie Brown syndrome. It work

Candy
Last night was a little drama-filled. It wasn't supposed to be, mind you. Last night was supposed to be an early-to-bed night, filled with restful sleep such that I could wake up at the sucktastic hour of five and hose off prior to the big non-AIDS-related test. I went to bed at about 11, roughly an hour later than planned. As it turns out, the bed and the television in a non-fine hotel room have an unusual inverse relationship: the nicer the television, the shittier the bed. I had a very nice television. Of course, I don't watch television. But I do sometimes like to sleep. Last night was just not my night for sleep. After forming my usual nest of pillows and glaring for a while at the big flat-screen monster watching me from the dresser, I turned off the lights and crawled between the scratchy sheets. Wait a minute. What's that noise? I turned on the light. The noise instantly stopped. I turned off the light. Scratch scratch. Crinkle crinkle. I turned on the light.

[date Threeish]
All that prep, all that possitive energyall culminating to well, 2 people spending a pleasant afternoon together. I kissed her hand when she said duck was her favorite. That sparked conversation several different directions. Caviar, wine, wit and in common. I just hope she thinks about me as often as I think about her. Oh, and aside from breaking a bowl and doing her usual face smoochingmy dog was in excellent form. I've invited her to the french restaurant and sushi... its not so much that I want to impress her, its that I'd go to these places more often if I had someone to go with. I don't know how she feels about me... or that she's in as much torment as I am. I highly doubt she does, that she is. Most unfortunate. Oh, and we're negotiating next weekend. I asked, she said.

Commit?
So you all know I've been dating a guy for little over a month now. Well, some of you anyway. I haven't been around much because my classwork has gotten pretty heavy (remind me never to take 5 classes at the same time again) and I have been spending a good deal of time with him as well as with my bff Melissa. Kudos to her as she landed a decent job, works 40 hours a week, and possibly works in the same building as Nikki Sixx. She saw him the other day and he complimented her. She's had this major celebrity crush on him for who knows how long. I got a call from her that day and listened to her gush over him for about a half hour. It was hialrious. Anyway.. onto the main reasons for this blog. Been dating a guy who has seemed to walk out of an amazing dream. I don't want to say it out loud, but I'm falling head over heels for him. I know he is for me too. I feel a little apprehensive about it though only because the last time I loved someone I got skewered right through the heart. At l

So Screwed
well i am screwed 100%.. i got thru to unemployment yesterday and the reason i havent recieved any money, is the person who took my claim was either dyslexic or on drugs...or both.. she had my name spelled wrong she had the numbers in my address jumbled she had picked an employer out of the air, a company i had never even worked for...ever so my eviction has gone to court, i have a hearing on thursday and will have till then to be out of my apartment, or ask for a few more days in court. i have a place to stay and all, and a place to put my furniture and what not so i guess everything is taken care of for now... when my money finally gets to me, i will have enough to find a new place and hopefully get a job in the area. for the time being, come this week end i wont have internet where im staying. so after the end of the week, i wont be on fubar much at all, for an definite period of time. unless im at a coffee shop or something with wifi.. and since some of you mi

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I was scared before I wen't to see the doc today, My pain has been getting worse and I was hella nervous it was for good reason. Well I went in to discuss Bloodwork and a Ultrasound that was recently done, Bloodwork was good (thank fuck) But the Ultrasound wasn't good. My liver has Gotten bigger since my last Doc visit (The last visit revealed it was so large that it took up most of my abdomen) I have what is Called non alcoholic fatty liver disease. Basically I have the liver of a raging alcoholic except I don't drink much, it's from eating bad food. So it seems the raw food diet and the Pilates I've been doing has done no good to heal my liver. Well, she did say my muscle mass is up since I gained a little so thats good. Also my spline was enlarged, She could not find a reason as to why so I have to go in for a CT scan where they inject you with this stuff that makes you all warm. She said after that if they cannot figure out what is causing my liver and spline to become increasin

Posturing Central
Small amount of backstory, the following guy met Theresa twice on the premise of helping her get a job and a place to live, had no intention of doing either. Harrased her a couple of times on here recently, hence this. Beware, very long. Otherwise, bottom to top, you know the drill. bigboyl82: forget the getto im me im imc proud of it To bigboyl82: You're blocked, good luck with your lack of people skills and go play with your boys bigboyl82: look u can take me in a fight ur boys couldnt either im a bouncer in real life my job is to read people an u im reading ur nothing but a scared little boy To bigboyl82: Good lord dude, you from the ghetto or some shit? bigboyl82: FOLK NATION STRAIGHT UP REPRESEN To bigboyl82: The fact you don't know what posturing is is quite ironic and funny bigboyl82: FIGURE IT OUT THAT WHO I REPRESENT IM NT TELLING U THAT UR SMART ON A COMPUTER BUT IN REAL LIFE U HAVENT GT A CLUE To bigboyl82: WTF is IMC you retard? bigbo

Mommy Issues
If you've read some of my other blogs you know I don't get along well with my parents. They live about 15 minutes away from where I currently live. In the 16 years since I have been married they have come to my home a total of twice. I have three beautiful children : Wilson soon to be 15 Kinsely will be 13 and Olivia soon to be 10 Now I have sucked up my pride and visited them, several times and felt really bad when my mother came down with cancer (which is in remission by the way) My children need their grandparents, I need a mother and fater. Sorry this was all brought on last night after seeing them in Wal Mart 3 different times and not so much of a head nod was directed to me. *sigh* I just want them to care for 1 day, is that to much to ask?

Facelook
ZOMG! Facebook has horrible privacy controls?!?!!? All I have to say is.....SUCKERS! Seriously, no one saw this coming? For petes sake, it asks you a bunch of personal questions when you sign up for the thing and people unwittingly answer, honestly, of course, thinking, I'm just here to hook up with old friends. This is the information age people! You're really going to share all that personal information where everyone can see what you're doing or when you're on? And then wonder why someone ran through the Taco Bell drive-thru 300 times with your credit card number? Ha! Fools! Wait...is that my gloating showing? Facebook to hold staff meeting on privacy Social networking site seeing more criticism because of information sharing By Alexei Oreskovic Reuters updated 3:34 p.m. CT, Thurs., May 13, 2010 SAN FRANCISCO - Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg and other executives will meet with employees to discuss privacy practices of the world's largest social networking website on

Backyard Delight...
So last night, my wife went to let our lab inside before bed last night. When she looked thru the window, the lab was staring at something. as soon as my wife opened the door, the lab starting barking and growling at something in front of her. my wife sees a snake lying in the grass and gets the lab away from it. luckily the lab was not bit but was sure in the hell not going to let it near my wife. i walk up near it and see the markings. the markings are very similar to a rattlesnake. of course I took a pic. see below or in first comment. I look at its tail and realize no rattler here. it appears to be an young Texas rat snake. still nothing u want to find around your dogs or kids. i did not kill it but did scare it out of the yard. first time in 6 years in the house we have seen a snake.

No Bake Strawberry Ice Cream Cake (repost)
See this? This is such an easy dessert. It looks a little fancy, doesn't it? Don't be put off. It only takes a few ingredients, and it doesn't even involve turning on the oven. I am a huge fan of icebox cakes. Icebox cakes are layered desserts that usually involve custard or whipped cream sandwiched between graham crackers or wafer cookies. As they sit in the refrigerator for a few hours or overnight, these elements slowly merge into a moist, creamy cake texture that is reminiscent of an eclair or a much fancier meringue dacquoise. They do usually call for pre-made, storebought ingredients, but I like to tweak classic recipes to avoid boxed puddings and use simpler whipped cream or homemade custard. (I have never gone to length of making my own graham crackers for a cake like this; that would seem to defeat the purpose just a little! But if you want to, go for it! Here's a recipe.) This particular icebox cake is just as simple as it gets, inspired by th

The 10 Greatest Black Superheros Of All Time
15 of the Greatest Black Superheroes of All Time Luke Cage One of the original badasses of the '70's and former partner to Iron Fist Danny Rand, Luke Cage embodied the 70's concept of Black Power and was one of the first Black superheroes to kick ass and take responsibility for cleaning up the hood. Impenetrable skin, super strength, and the ability to fight heroes in an open chested yellow shirt, leather pants, and a tiara without looking funny, Cage fought all those who threatened the innocent. In recent relaunches, Cage ditched the duds for regular clothes because real men don't have to wear tights. Storm Goddess. Weather Witch. Mutant. Ororo Munroe has been known by many names and identities. Born to an American Mother and African father who died in her youth, Ororo was left to her own devices and survived as a thief. When her mutant abilities manifested, she was feared as a witch by some and praised as a goddess to others. Eventually joining Charles Xavier's X-Men,

Fail
I run my own small tree service and my company's name is Second Nature Arborist Services. I just took a sales call from some janitorial service, went something like this. This is my part: "Hi! This is Chuck!" Salesman: "Is this Second Nature Abortionist Services? Me again: "FAIL!" CLICK and....dial tone.

Uhm.....
So I polished Bounty's tiny ass and his pecker tonite :P I have to keep my hooker boots on for Deacon (kinky! but I like it). I polished doggy style for Witchie (cuz she's smokin' hawt) I am trying to get Skully to post pics of his firm ass..... I think I have sex on the brain......... Is that a bad thing?? And ya'all don't even wanna know what I have in mind for the better half!

Psychopath Achievement
Here's the latest from www.btfbuddha.com....i don't know preposting this if the videos will transfer correctly. if not, you can see everything here I read an article not too long ago about the ways in which the video game Red Dead Redemption shows how the Wild West and the game’s creators are women haters. Red Dead Redemption, if you’re clueless, is an open world game set in 1911 near the America/Mexico border in some fictional area. By open world, I mean you cover a vast expanse of game area which you can explore at will and your activities really aren’t limited at all. For instance, if you want to lasso a dog or hogtie a person you randomly come across, you can do so. If you want to tie someone to train tracks and watch the train turn them into pink mist, you can do that, too. The basic premise of the game is that you, as the main character John Marston, used to be an outlaw. You married a former whore familiar to your outlaw gang and had

Fu-amp Clarification And Special Ability Bling Reality Check!
I have heard multiple people saying that fu-amplification is broken blah blah blah. The fact is you are confused. That is the thing about fubar that drives users crazy. We do not give you an instruction book on how to game the system and maximize your point intake. That is retarded and would make this place into a bunch of robots putting money in the machine. This place is about skill. You have to know what's up and you have to use the site. The more you use the site, the more you learn. You may get confused and hate me and blame babyj, but the reality is. You keep coming back, so it must be fun or at least challenging. With that said the fu-amplification is no different than any other bling. However, it reacts with different bling depending on what you are running and whoever you are interacting with. While you would love for it to just spin you points exponentially, it does not work that way. I am not going to tell you how it works, because that takes the fun out of it. If you are

The Mountain Test
You Are a Hard Worker You carry a lot of baggage with you when you travel. Some of it turns out to be unnecessary. You tend to push yourself to the limit. You don't stop unless you absolutely have to. When you get tired, you tend to feel scattered and a bit disoriented. It's hard for you to get your bearings. You are happiest when you reflect on what you have to be thankful for in your life. Happiness is a choice. The Mountain Test Blogthings: Free Quizzes for Everyone

Mundae
I'm fine, how are you? Who is on your mind right now? What is the weather like? When will it all fit? Where did that rabbit go? Why am I asking these stupid questions? Weekend flew by. I did nothing. I think that's what weekends are supposed to be for. I did lots of doing during the week. Certainly more than I actually wanted to. There are doing type things that relax me, but I don't really consider them to be "doing" things. Know what I mean jellybean? If we ever found someone that truly knew us...inside and out...what made us do what we do...knew what we were thinking all the time...we'd probably run away from them screaming. *wanders off with eyes to the sky and faith in a lack of holes in the ground*

Oh You Will Love This One....from Fu's #1 Douche!!!
If any of you have ready my blog douchebag diaries then you will know who this retard is.....this is a blog from him and the comment i left him....... posted on 07/19/2010 @ 03:07 am I AM INDEED THE TRUE ANTI-CHRIST: INTRODUCING THE CHRONICLES OF SATANS SON [NSFW] http://fubar.com/blog/334493/1122916 WELCOME TO HELL 666 SEE IM TRYING TO FIGUIRE OUT WHERE PEOPLE THINK THAT WE ARE AND WHO THE F*CK DO THEY REALLY BELIEVE IN. SATAN PROBABLY IS BEING REAL GOOD TO ALL YOU SATANIST RIGHT NOW. BUT WHERE ARE ALL OF THE DEVILWORSHIPPERS? WHY DOES IT SEEM THAT WE HAVE TO HIDE OUT OR KEEP OUR LOVE FOR DIABLO A SECRET. I HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS SHIT DAY BY DAY BY MYSELF. I GO TO "DEVILWORSHIPPER.COM" AND FIND NOTHING BUT BULLSH*T ON OTHER RELIGIONS AND CHRISTIANITY. WHERE'S THE REAL SOCIETY OF SATANIST AT THAT ARE READY TO MAKE A REAL MOVE AND WELCOME THE ANTI-CHRIST INTO THIS WORLD WITH OPEN ARMS. I CANT SEEM TO FIND

I Check Out Png's Rotors...
PNG still has the ball in her court. I decided not to use my awesome computer powers to read her mail to find out if she is dating someone else in the office, because I am the honorable sort. Still no real movement on her part. I did spend quite a bit of time with her today, she had a computer problem which I helped out with. Then later, me and a co-worker were talking about contact lenses and she came in to talk about hers. Not that I have a definite guess on her age, but when I saw her prescription I told her I was going to start calling her "Left Eye" and she said "Oh, TLC reference" so I am thinking that puts her later in her 20's. We talked for a bit and she went back to work. I thought I heard her talking about someone taking her to a wine tasting thing this weekend, but I didn't hear her call it a date. So I call that a push. Then later I was walking around looking for someone and she asked me if I knew anything about cars. I did not respond that I know how to make o

Read Me....
this is a duel purpose blog, one to thank the very few people i call my friends, for all the love an support you show me on a daily basis, so in all reality, that narrows it down to maybe, three people. nuff said Yes, im aware that im a bitch at time, yes im a mess, yes im an annoying twit. but really, if you dont like it, why are you around? why are you in my life at all? lets not talk bullshit, why are you wasting your time and mine? If you really know me, im compassionate to a fucking fault. really, its my downfall, because i give and give to people until there is nothing left for myself. i cant stand to see my friends in pain, and i will do anything to put a smile on their face, even if it means making a complete jackass out of myself. But yet, when i need someone to talk to, to bitch to, it seems like everyone scatters like cockroaches. I continue to let people into my life, because i see the good in them, and do my best to overlook, any problems they may have. roK. step u

Guess Who Has A Date With Png Tomorrow...
Misleading blog titles for the win! I kind of do have a date with PNG tomorrow, at 7:15, at work. She came in the office and asked me what time I came in, I said about 7:45, she said she needed to come in early. My co-worker asked her “Do you have a key?” she said no. I said, I have a key, and I would come in with her to let her in, because I wanted to know how to get into the building after hours anyway in case of an emergency. Of course, since we were going to be meeting, I got her cell phone number. I texted her so she could get my number. Then later, we had this little back and forth: Me: Ooo, does this mean I can totally text you all the time now? PNG: hahahaha sure :) Me: Yay! I suppose that is worth an early morning. I talked and texted a bit more throughout the day. I was telling her about Blu-ray movies. My goal was to get her to come see one at Casa De Pedro. Don’t know if she’s down for it. Though we may have hit a stumbling block

Unpopularity Contest
There is a disease in the world of entertainment. That disease is popularity. Maybe it’s just me, but I really don’t feel the need to stop listening to a band I like just because everyone else discovered how awesome they are. I don’t know about you, but if The Godfather was released tomorrow and made more money than Avatar, I think it would still be in my top 10. This bizarre unpopularity contest that has become so popular just confuses and frightens me with its oxymoronic ways. If you see someone using the letters O & G together as a means to say that they were their first and your appreciation is somehow lessened because you weren’t a fan of something that you didn’t know existed, you have my permission to kick them in their nether regions. That goes for women too…it probably doesn’t hurt as much but it may cause any future children to have funny shaped heads. Now you may ask why you would really let this bother you. They’re do

Say What?!
This is by far the funniest/strangest random convo I've ever had on here. vermonster: DAM GIRL U GOT ME HARD! 8:21am Suga Lips: What??? 8:22am vermonster: HARD U KNOW GOT ME UP RIDGID BONER WOW! 8:24am Suga Lips: Um...well at least you know it still works at your age 8:25am vermonster: AND BOY DOES IT! 8:26am vermonster: THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING SO... 8:26am Suga Lips: Well...yay or something 8:27am Suga Lips: There's pudding now?! 8:28am vermonster: WHERE YOU WANT IT GIRL HOWBOUT A DIPPED BANANNA? 8:28am Suga Lips: This is a joke right? 8:29am vermonster: TEN AND TRUE 8:29am Suga Lips: I'm not gonna ask what ten is... 8:30am vermonster: U CANT HANDEL THE TEN SO LATER

An Evening Out...
So I was able to meet my very first Fubar people this past Saturday and go out and have a few drinks with them. It was quite an enjoyable time with two people I'm happy to call friends now, even in a non-Fubar point earning capacity. And since I still have both kidneys and my "just in case" bail money I would call it quite a successful night out. I already had dinner plans at my favorite Spanish themed Italian restaurant so I didn't get out to Chez Pedro until about 8:30. Apparently I should have gone to dinner with them as there exists this soup that causes spontaneous orgasms in your mouth or something. You wouldn't fuck this soup...you'd make sweet sweet love to it. It's supposedly that good. Chez Pedro isn't hard to find until you get to within maybe 50 feet of the place. One of those development communities that thinks S turns and naming every little develpment something clever and extremely similar to each other is "fancy" and not "confusing". Once there I met Pedro and

Twelve Hours Forty Five Minutes
I worked twelve hours and forty-five minutes today. That makes twenty-two hours and forty-five minutes this week. Yet, I am happier with my job than I have been in a long time. Funny what getting paid hourly will do for you :D

Perfect In Every Way But....
Today's question.... Set up.... You are in a relationship with someone... he/she is good to you - a dream come true.... you are both in love... except..... He/She for whatever reason, has occasional one night stands. They arent relationships... purely one time random romps in the hay. He/She hides them pretty good so it isn't all up in your face. But you do find out from time to time. Remember, they give you everything else you could possibly want in a relationship.... Now, there isnt anything you can say/do that will change this behavior... How would you deal with this? Would you be able to stay with this person? As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT. Please check out the other questions of the day. Please Rate This Blog

I Won't Do That Again...until Next Time.
The alarm went off at 3:45am. The bed was warm and cozy. "Do you really want to do this?" it asked. "Not really," I replied, considering refluffing my pillow falling back asleep for at least 4 hours. One of the nice things about Japanese hotels is that shower function is secondary to the bathtub function. A nice hot bath beckoned compared to a quick much less satisfying rinse under the shower. No time for such luxery. The entire hotel seemed asleep as I crossed the lobby at a little after 4am. The sea of shining faces that manned the front desk were gone. No doubt someone was sitting in a back room looking at a camera and would arrive at the front desk before any customer who approached it. The information desk, where they would answer any question with ease, was similarly vacant. I am pretty sure if you asked them a question that had no answer the general manager would soon be apologizing in person that they couldn't find an answer. Even the cab driver first in line at th

People Are Amazing
So I got to leave work early...took ful advantage of it, and went to do some shopping I need an outfit for a Christmas party (UGH did not go well) and I had yet to start my Christmas shopping.. So...I wandered around the mall and I found some things for some people...but I people watched more than anything People look so sad and miserable, or mean This is supposed to be a happy time of year Then I texted a very dear friend of mine and that person made me grin from ear to ear...offered to give me opinions on what I try on tomorrow for the party I am blessed to have some truly wonderful people in my life, and I would do well to remember it.

Leavin'
As some of you may or may not know, I'm leaving for Israel on Wednesday. I'll be back on February 6 (Super Bowl Sunday, not that it matters anymore). So, this week's playlist is an ode to travel and journeys and all that jazz. Stay well and see you in a couple of weeks! 1. Ramblin' Man - Allman Brothers Band 2. Homeward Bound - Simon & Garfunkel 3. Leaving on a Jet Plane - Peter, Paul & Mary 4. Open Road Song - Eve 6 5. Jet Airliner - Steve Miller Band 6. King of the Road - Roger Miller 7. I've Been Everywhere - Johnny Cash8. Freedom of the Road - Martin Sexton 9. The World at Large - Modest Mouse and of course... 10. FREEEE BIIIIIRRRD - Lynyrd Skynyrd

[converse About Meat]
Actually this has nothing to do with meat.K.Still all wonked out on the sleep thing.Gonna get another cup of coffee here in a minute.Picked up some creamer because the coffee I bought is... dreadful.Part of a quest came to an end last night.I finally found someone that had video of the assault colors from Gundam Crossfire for his Gundam.So... I don't have to take a picture of my own TV, or hack a screencap or vid cap mod, or ... leave the game open while I photoedit the damn thing.Here. Oddly enough the beam saber handles do appear to be white on this version of the Gundam.I'm probably gonna change that.Dunno if I'll go with the gunmetal or unbrushed titanium (that's the khaki/yellow)Sleep is stupid.I probably owe you people some non-gundam posts and thoughs.I probably owe myself that.God I think about robots a lot.Recently I posed myself the question do I like girls or robots more?... I honestly haven't worked that one out yet.Robotic girls make a better fuck than girly rob

My Failures
In this life we all make mistakes and we all encounter failures. My failures are things that have been out of my control. I wrote an entire book about the failures in my life and than failed to have it published. I had one very interested publisher and was ready, posed at the counter of the post office...I turned around, tucked it into my carrying bag on my right arm and walked back to the car and drove home. Why? As I stood there I realized that this book was NOT written for anyone BUT me. No one needed to read about these things, no one but me would really care. This book was between me and God. It was God who set my pen to paper and allowed me to write this as a form of therapy. Much needed therapy, so I could let go of these failures and move on. I realized through this self-therapy that I'm normal. I have emotions and I go through trials and tribulations just like everyone else. I found out that when it's all said and done, I have family and friends who know and l

Another Hero? (not Another Hero.)
"Was that all?" He still felt hungry. Collecting his blade and wringing his hand against the echo of murder.Someone should have a knife to their throat by now.He stepped through the noise and chaos, the battle was pushing back to the chambers and cloisters beneath. Some resounding energy was coming from the lord's tower. What was once a feast had become a ration, a frenzy of hopes and what people mistook in their own hearts as valor crashed all around him, but it was nothing. Empty. The symphony of colors it had once been was now gray and cold. The pulse was now but a whisper.The haze of battle writhing around him, one would think that the great gilded lord of this hall, in all his repugnant wealth and avarice would serve as a fatted offering, squealing and pleading like a pup with its plump belly proferred to the glittering fangs of the alpha."You're a mercenary aren't you? I'll give you anything you want, money! power! A country- just don't hurt me! Let me go! Please!" He shrieked as

Oh Jeremy Clarkson, You Ma Be An Arsehole But You Sure Do Crack Me Up.
This is taken from an article he wrote in his column in the 'The Sun' (and FYI this newspaper is only worth of reading for entertainment purposes). It's KIND OF a retraction I guess about saying offensive things to Mexican people. Last weekend, on the Top Gear motoring programme, we may have accidentally said some unkind things about Mexico To be specific, we suggested that the people of this great central American state are feckless, lazy and flatulent. We also said that their food tastes like re-fried sick and that their ambassador in London would not complain because he'd be asleep. Well, if he was asleep someone plainly woke him up because he did complain and, in doing so, seems to have started an international incident. At one point on Wednesday we were receiving 200 complaints from Mexico every minute and the channel which screens our show over there was warned it could face an advertising backlash. At home, Nick Clegg, the Deputy Prime Minister, was said to be consideri

It's Been A While
It's been a month or so since I've blogged here last, and apparently some have missed the last one I did post. (Take some time to catch up if you need to.) I know you clicked thinking you knew what this blog was all about. HAHA! You're so wrong! I wanted to take this time to put a spotlight on the importance of accomplishment. There are so many milestones in life (and I'm talking real life, not online life) that sometimes we forget to step back and really take the time to relish the feeling of accomplishment. Life moves so fast sometimes that we forget to acknowledge to ourselves that we have done something wonderful. There is absolutely nothing wrong with praising yourself for reaching a goal. As a lot of y'all that are close to me know, I just finished a remodel and the house, and it is now officially a home. However, what most people don't know, is that the house I remodeled actually is owned by my uncle. He's in the Navy and stationed elsewhere, and my sister is the

Florida Sucks Dog Balls
NHL Hockey is a big deal in WNY. Not so much in Florida Do you know what gets better TV ratings than the Florida Panthers' games? A) A Sunday Morning,7 AM kids show, called 'The Doodlebops' B) The infomercial on 'professional blenders' C) C-span D) All of the above If you are in Florida and reading this - YOU DON'T DESERVE THE GAME OF HOCKEY! Fuckers I was driving to an early appt this AM & listening to sports radio.

New Rant On Fu Whores!
so Im seeing more statuses from various whores selling vids of them doing naughty shit for bling packs......... FOR BLING PACKS! O M G ................ first off, yes, you are a whore, you are selling your dignity and your body for money, by definition that DOES make you a whore.Just cuz you dont do it on a sex site, doesnt mean you are any less of a whore. secondly, you are a STUPID whore......... even if you are cool with being a whore, you are so fucking stupid its rediculous........ selling your body for icons on a website...... you could be supporting yourself or your family, or hell just get rich in general. You could make REAL MONEY for what you do and you waste your time on here! What's that? you dont think you can compete with professional whores? well, you're probably right there, 99% of you cant. there are various reasons for that. 1. you are probably too ugly to compete and make real money. 2. you are too stupid to demand top dollar for showing your shit. I'm guessing it

Anal.
so. most of the people i have on my list, the core group at least, i met years ago in the mumms. I have long since abandonded that particular part of the site. i have no interest in being a troll or an internet badass so i guess i fail. a few of you i am really close to and i share my life with, even the parts you dont want to know about. haha the rest of you, well, i dont interact with alot. I find myself actually in an other group of friends entirely, and i think in some cases its just time to move on. If i delete you over the next few day, feel free to get butthurt, but that isnt the case. I just find myself having the kind of fun i used to have when i first joined this site. Drama free even (well for the most part....i think one overly clingy person will have to be extracted too.) you can still shout/comment/message me, so really its not like it will change your life at all. Anyone who has know me for awhile knows that i do this a couple times a year, or more depending

How I'm Feeling
Ok first off...I've been feeling out of it lately,not my ususal self,some of you have noticed,other haven't most of you don't care to notice and that's cool too,I've been there when ur busy playing the fu game you don't have time for things like that. Before I go INTO why I am feeling blaaah if I even DO go into it because its no one's business but mine and the very few I allow into my personal circle of trust I will post the lyrics to the song "Aenima" by the band Tool...if anyone knows me they know that I am...into music to put into laimans terms and my moods a lot of times are best served by songs. So here are the lyrics to the song. Aenima Some say the end is near.Some say we'll see armageddon soon.I certainly hope we will.I sure could use a vacation from thisBullshit three ring circus sideshow ofFreak here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LAThe only way to fix it is to flush it all away.Any fucking time. Any fucking day.Learn to swim,see you down in Arizona bay.Fr

Frustration
you know i am really starting to wish i would have never started the transition. its so frustrating being stuck in the middle between to people and not knowing how to be either, this shit is really hard and i wonder if i will ever get to my goal. i have the insurance to pay for the surgery but not the deductable, travel or hotel bills for a 2 week stay, not to mention the fuure funds needed to get breast augmentation and that pesky adams apple fixed. i just dont want to be trans anymore, i want to be one or the other. it has been almost 2 years since i started and i really feel like i have made like 10% progress and this is why i feel like people look at me odd. i just dont know how to move foreward without the money. blessing of being the only worker in a house with 2 adults and two teens that dont work but demand everything, how the hell do i raise 10 grand when i cant even by a stick of gum.....fuck!

[we Got Time To Talk About Food?]
My dog is doing that thing where she licks me for 20 minutes straightWe've decided to find it charming. Let's get one thing out of the way real quick.I'm sick.Again.Same thing.Pretty scary. Let's talk about food. Tonight I stayed in Indy while my parents went up to see their dottering mothers.I am a bad son and grandson.What I didn't tell them is that I'm sick. And not just in the middle of a major depressive episode. I had some dreadful leftovers for lunch (my mom cannot fry potatoes) And I had managed to talk the woman into getting some anchioves so-That means ziti aglio e olio e peperoncinoOr at least jalapenos. Since we didn't have peperoncino. Lookput anchioves in your italian food, you'll thank me later. So 3 anchioves (in oil)3 tbs of olive oil (I used butter- cuz I'm a bastard)saltpeppertsp of tomato paste2 cloves of minced garlic1/3 of a jalapeno minced fine and what the fucklet's throw in 1/4 a cup of chopped green olivesand a tbs of paprikaand 1/2 tbs of red pepp

No Justice For Caylee
No Justice For Caylee Something happened today, that really wasn't fair, a young child was robbed of justice, and it seems the jury didn't care. Lady Justice turned her back , to a child named Caylee Marie, the jury came back with a verdict of not guilty and sent her murderer free. It didn't matter how many times she lied, Casey walks free, while justice for Caylee is once again denied. Who were these people? Did they even have a clue? I guess if you don't want your child anymore killing them is all you have to do. The justice system is truely blind, now a murderer has been sent free Lady Justice has turned her back on a beautiful angel, Caylee Marie.

Okay, So Punk-ass Bitches Want To Play, Huh?
Here's to you, bitch! That's right, I am saying it here, where anyone who wants to see it, is welcome to view it. AZSCORPIO, you're nothing but a sissy, another butt-hurt pussy and a coward. You try and try to turn the person I care about the most against me through your childish and stupid little games. You block me even though you've never spoken to me, because we BOTH know you lack the balls needed for confrontation. Instead, you blocked me rated me a "1" and talked shit to my lady about me. You're nothing more than a scared little child who thinks his little games will succeed. Well, guess what? I'm smarter, more cunning and devious, and certainly more of a REAL MAN than you could ever be! You have something to say to me, faggot? Why didn't you put on your "big boy" pants, let your balls drop and say it to ME, instead of talking all your bullshit to my lady behind my back? Did you REALLY think it wouldn't get back to me? Or are you so immature and weak that a man like me fr

A Little Confession
A Little Confession Bless me father , I want to sin, the jury's verdict just came in. Found not guilty of the ultimate crime the jury set free a piece of slime. Yes Father, I know the trial was long, but with all the evidence, how could they get the verdict wrong? She took the life of her own child so she could be free to run wild. The stories she told really stunk, she killed her child, then put her in her trunk. The she said her daughter drowned in the pool then the grandfather put her in the woods &nbs

The Dork Knight Rises
This weekend I am going to be in a movie. They are shooting the final movie in the Batman series in Pittsburgh on Saturday; "The Dark Knight Rises." There was an open casting call on the web for extras, so I figured what the heck, and I signed up. Shooting is to be done at Heniz Field, and I'll be part of a crowd scene for a football game. We are supposed to be cheering on the Gotham Rogues. The info pack said: BRING SIGNS-NOT REQUIRED-If you want to make signs supporting the Gotham Rogues, please do. Some suggestions from production include: 1. Rough ROGUE Ahead 2. "D" Fence 3. Going ROGUE 4. We GOTHAM where we want them. I plan on making some signs like "Rogue Rage" and "Rogue Nation." I even thought of a variation of the the Cheesehead I could do with pirogis, but I dont think I am that crafty. So yeah, when the movie comes to theaters, you'll have to scan the crowd to see if you recognize anyone.

I Haz A Dilemma
Ive been living with my mom since my dad got sick. Ive been taking care of her since he passed away. A few weeks ago, my mom told me "You dont have to stay here if you dont want to" she didnt say it in a "get the Hell out of my house" kind of way, she told me she meant it as she didnt want to feel responsible for me putting my life on hold to take care of her. About two weeks ago, I had asked her if she would have a problem with me giving her money if I moved out. She started crying and said "So youre just gonna leave me here? Like your brothers and sister did?" Which I felt was kinda a guilt trip. She JUST told me I could move out if I wanted to. The thing is, I cant afford to move out AND support her. Ive oddly become a single child once my dad died seeing as my other siblings cant be bothered to help. My sister moved to Colorado, leaving behind a condo she hasnt been able to sell. She told me I could move in and all she would charge me would be the associtation fees. (theyr

Where The Fuck Are You???
so i'm getting some serious miles under my belt here folks (not to mention lbs. i've gained 17 of 'em already. holy shit! that's a half a pound a day. at this rate, i'll weigh more than my truck in ten yrs :o) i've driven over 10k miles already and since i'll be getting around so much i've decided i may as well take advantage of my travels and meet some of you guys. but errbody's got crazy locations in their tooltips so i have no idea where any of you are at. see that comment box down below here? post ur general location and i'll stop by, buy ya lunch and get a pic with ya for fubar :) don't be skeert. i'm not nearly as crazy in real life as i might seem on here. prolly.

Why I Block Or Get So Mad
http://www.transgenderdor.org/?page_id=1663 this is a short list. this is why i take it so personal when people joke about trans, this is why i block people who bash me over and over, this is why i fear. i refuse to hide who i am and for that i made myself a target. i have some wonderful friends and family here, but i also have the most virulent enemies. im not whining or being thin skinned. i am just opening up a little. on nov 20 we will celebrate the lives of those that had there's taken. they to chose to live out and proud. but even though some see the comments as jokes or nothing serious, the jokes tend to escalate and become hate, and hate becomes anger, and anger causes people to hurt others for being themselves. i hope you understand

Wednesday Update & Messages From Trish
Good morning :) Thank you all for your continued thoughts & prayers for our dear Trish. Heard from Beth this morning, so passing on the new news. They wanted to start her on some solid foods yesterday, but she wouldn't try them. Hopefully today she'll give it a go. They disconnected the heart monitor & she's only on 1 bag of IV solution now, so hopefully if she can get her mojo going again she'll be able to be moved soon. The police didn't have much information other than to say it's an "ongoing investigation". They do have the make & color of the car & are checking with body shops in the area, so hopefully the sob is stupid enough to take it for repairs. She sent messages for a couple of people. She said there are so many she'd like to send to, but she tires quickly & her thinking isn't quite straight yet. I will type them just as she gave them to Beth. Moon, love ya girl, try to relax & not worry so much. Watch out when I get back, it will be GM time. Chuck, mis

Thursday Update.
I spent most the day with Trish, and I am happy to report she is coming along great. Once she sets her mind to something there is no stopping her.. :) Still can't walk yet but therapy is going great on her legs and body, the pain meds are helping for the most part She is so looking forward to getting out of there for a bit Christmas Day. The flowers that have arrived are under the tree waiting for her to get home :) She sends her love to you all and she plans on coming on for a bit xmas day even if it's not for long. (On That part we will have to wait to see how she is doing, I have a feeling she will be more tired then she realizes). She got this notice....can someone tell me what I am suppose to do to help her... Get Liked 2,500x in single dayMust have obtained the achievement:Get Liked 2,500X on fubar!Achievement to be done in the course of a single day! Ty Beth

This Is What Happened, Im Not Ashamed To Tell My Story.
My StoryThis is what happens with E-Relationships. Nine times out of 10, you will get played like a fine tuned instrument, just like I did. Watch out for all the smooth talkers, the "sweet" guys that really seem interested. All they want is a free ride, especially on Fubar, and if you are High Ranked. How do I know?? It happened to me. I met thru Fubar this guy, seemed nice, really funny, a decent guy to chat with. Seemed to have a lot in common. We got along great, decided to team up and get Fu-Married, to help us both out on the site, and our climb to being higher ranked. I was all for it ,I PAID for it, we did it. Along the way, during those first few weeks, he said he loved me, good thing I never fell for him. Too good to be true, usually is. And this time, I started to fall for his BS and was used. Let the wall down, only to be played. He is good, I'll give him that much. Within a week, we made RED, with a lot of hard work and a LOT of money, spent by ME...ONLY ME. From Mid-Novemb

Whatta Hoar!!
PoSTaL: so wifey....hehe I want to be ultimate hoar and be fu single for awhile 8:23am reply PoSTaL: but I don't wanna ever hurt your feelers! 8:24am more To PoSTaL: lmaoooooooooooo 8:24am more To PoSTaL: you can divorce me 8:24am more To PoSTaL: its cool 8:24am reply PoSTaL: ya?!?! you won't get pissed at me? 8:24am reply PoSTaL: you sure?! 8:25am more To PoSTaL: well i was hoping to get all yer points offa the godmode i

Oh Hell No
So...my old primary got flagged by the fubar office. I was told by a yellow name to "not use NSFW" pictures....The office didn't flag it NSFW.....They just flagged it so I can't use it. Tonight I saw a picture that was being used.....looks almost the same as mine..but it's fine! ugh...Fuck No!!!! Here's the link to the other one:: http://fubar.com/miiss-new-biig-booty/photo-541452-0-1664363516 Here is the link to mine:: http://fubar.com/for-my-lover-hearts-to-the-office-scrapper-says-i-can-use-th/photo-354774-2295952-2108116644#for-my-lover-hearts-to-the-office-scrapper-says-i-can-use-th/photo-354774-2295952-2108116644

Sporks Update
There was a long ago member here called I Love Sporks who was actually #1 Red Lifetime at the time of this incident. For those who remember the situation regarding the death of her baby, here's a recent update I was sent by the wonderful Ms. Cherry (aka Inked Angel.) http://galvestondailynews.com/story/216838 http://pysih.com/2011/03/15/update-travis-%E2%80%9Ctj%E2%80%9D-mullis/ And a more recent.. http://galvestondailynews.com/story/259502 It was one of the most polarizing events in Fubar history. It led to the most viewed bulletin of all time (upwards of 17,000 views), a murder investigation, and screenshots being used as proof sent to the Galveston police department. We broke it here of course, to the shagrin of many. People still ask to this day about it. I figured an update would be appropriate as we approach the four year anniversary of this tragic event. Feel free to post your thoughts. Now it's rape in addition to the murder of a child. Lovely people I tell you. P

Light Petting...
My son has been asking for a hamster for over a year now. Apparently before Christmas I told him that we could get one after we got home from Christmas vacation. He has been patiently waiting. Asking, but not too much. Just enough to remind me about it, and let me know that he's excited about it. So, today he and I went to Petco and we got him a Robo hamster. They are supposed to be good for first time owners. They aren't supposed to bite, but they are supposed to be very energetic. My son is so excited! He named the hamster Buttons. I have no clue if it's a boy or a girl. We bought a book about hamsters, it may show us how to tell. I'm not really sure. It's so good to see my son excited about it.

Surrender©
I await in my room. The room has been made dark and cool. The only sound is the quiet hum of the air conditioner. I have commanded,will she obey? Even with being in control,my breath quickens when I hear the light rapping on the door. I open the door, revealing the woman that has hunted my dreams and inflamed my passion. I allow her into my world. She is now my prey. I breathe her in as she slowly passes into our playroom beyond. My eyes are not slow to react,and ravage her curves as she glides to a stop in the middle of the room. As earlier informed, she was to wear simple,yet accessible clothing. There is to be no eye contact. I slowly walk up behind her,having yet to make eye contact. She quivers slightly as I close in,getting ever closer. Feeling my body heat right behind her,she anticipates the first of what she knows will be many touches. Again I breathe her in,capturing her scent. I slowly remove the hair from her shoulders,to reveal a small decoration,a butterfly. The perfect p

Thanks For The Artwork =)
I just rec'd something that someone made for me so I thought I'd make a place to showcase your gifts. Feel free to place banners, icons, click pics etc... in this blog for me. I'm really appreciative and if I use your "art" somewhere - I'll send you a free CD =)

Hockey
As some of you know I'm a BIG hockey fan. Hockey season starts up on the 27th. So I will be on & off thru out the season. Yes, we have a hockey team in the middle of dry West Texas. Its called the Odessa Jackalopes named after our legendary jackrabbit. The schedule I just posted will give u an idea that I won't be home to chat with some of u. Go JACKS!!!! October 27th Jacks vs Amarillo 28th vs Lubbock November 5th vs Corpus Christi 9th vs Bossier Shreveport 10th vs Corpus Christi 11th vs Amarillo 16th vs Rio Grande 17th vs Arizona 29th vs Amarillo December 1st Colorado 2nd Oklahoma City 6th Lubbock 8th Tulsa 9th Lubbock 22nd Rio Grande 29th Bossier Shreveport 30th Corpus Christi January 27th New Mexico 30th Bossier Shreveport February 2nd New Mexico 3rd Youngstown 22nd Oklahoma City 23rd Rio Grande Valley 24th New Mexico 27th Amarillo March 2nd Corpus Christi 3rd Arizona 9th Lubbock 10th Arizona 15th Memphis 22nd Amarillo 23rd Lubbock

First Attempt At Movie Making
I found i had microsoft movie maker on me computer so had a go at putting the images together etc, if you can give me some feedback on this that would be great okay the link below to youtube is not working i cant seem to get access to the site and i dont think its just my computer, typical eh, just when you finally post something worth showing people it fucks up, hope its back tomorrow okay now its back jeez i can go to bed now

Guess Friends Aren't What They Used To Be
Well, I gave my heart and love to my best friend again and I got burned...why do I keep putting myself through all the hurt? Is friendship not existent anymore? Am I asking too much from friendship? To me, friendship is full of lil symbolisms that show how much someone cares for the other. Little things make a world of difference. Little things like making dinner once a week, going out to a movie, a lil gift here and there, saying you love someone, etc. I know this is also online stuff, but I truly feel friends in real life off the web should get more comments on the web than online friends who have never met. I believe we should help the ones we love in need. However, for the thousandths time, I help someone who I thought was my best friend only to have her turn her back on me and trash me. U KNOW WHO U ARE!!! (...and those of you who have read my page know who she is too just by the captions on my pics) I was there when u had no place to go and let u live here at no c

I Think I May Need To Take My Pics Off!!!
I was recently told I was a whore because I liked to show off my body on here. The funny thing to this is that if you look at the people that he is a fan of, alot of them show their bodies off!!! I thought I would include our conversation....since right after he called me a whore he blocked me. This was the first time I had ever talked to him. I guess he was just mad since I didn't reply back to his comments. Guess I won't be getting any more of those, huh??....OH DARN!!! Now I do know that I am flashy, but it is a site for that reason...to show anything you want...if you want to be closed minded and judge people for how they look and dress so be it...but keep your opinions to yourself, or talk to other simple minded people. No one else honestly could care. If you don't like the pictures that I or anyone else posts..then dammit....don't look at them...makes sense to me, any one else agree?? Now you will have to read this as you would a shout since that is how this came to me

Haunted...©
What is it about halloween??? Or any holiday for that matter? People tend to drink too much,eat too much or do things they normally won't do. Costume parties are always fun. I enjoy pretending to be someone else every now and again. I love using my imagination when dressing up instead of just buying a costume. I decided this year to become a castaway. Taking an old shirt and tearing it to tatters and cutting up and old pair of jeans. I thought I looked pretty good. The party was going strong by the time I got to my friends house. The front door opened with a blast of laughter and noise as I entered. Greetings come from all directions. Some people I know well, others just in passing. Looking totally different is the goal and I hate when they want you to guess who they are. I try to avoid that at all costs. Now it is a good idea to not be on the prowl,because ya never know who someone is and might be dating or worse,who they are married too. I am a freek but I try never to knowingly poac

Design The New Cherrytap.com T-shirt Contest!
Calling all Cherries! Now that we have our new name, we decided to TAP into our community to help us come up with a cool new CherryTAP t-shirt design. The best designs will become our official CherryTap Men’s and Women’s t-shirt. The winner will also receive a FREE Yacht from our cherry bank and 10K Cherry Bucks. To enter the contest, please send a private email with your design to the CherryTAP T-Shirts account. The design can either be an illustration and/or catchy tag line. Please mock up the front and back of a t-shirt and denote front and back on your design. No adult images or profanity will be accepted. The winner’s of the contest will be announced Thursday, November 17, 2006.

Poem
WHY DO YOU NEED LOVE THERE IS ONLY ONE LOVE YOU WILL KNOW,FEEL,AND DESIRE. THIS LOVE WILL KEEP YOU CLOSE EMBRASSING BY THE FIRE. THIS LOVE WILL BLIND YOU OF ALL THAT NEEDS TO BE SEEN. HOLD YOU FROM ALL THE WORLD, CALL YOU IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT. ANSWERING IN A WEAK MOUNE. CREEPING ON YOUR KNEES, FINDING YOUR NEEDS, KNOWING YOUR PLEASURES, FINDING YOUR-SELF,WONDERING & PONDERING WHY. WHY HAS THIS LOVE FOUND YOU, WHY DO YOU NEED, WHY DO YOU CALL FOR HIM IN THE WAKING HOURS, WHY DO YOU NEED A LOVE? YOU DO YOU NEED TO FEEL THE TOUCH,THE SIGH OF HIS BREATH ON YOUR NECK,THE WORDS THAT YOU LOVE TO HEAR. THE WORDS THAT SHOOT THROUGH YOU LIKE A KNIFE. I LOVE YOU & I NEED YOU!!!!!!

The Butcher
One night, whilst I sat before my computer screen smacking my nuts with a jackhammer, a woman walked through my backdoor. She was tall, blonde, and smelled like cherries. She walked up to me and blinked her deep blue eyes at me, "I'm Jessica and I'm here to fulfill all your dreams.", she said. I looked her up and down ponderously before responding, "My dreams would not be something you'd want to fulfill.", I stated calmly hoping she understood my seriousness. "Oh I think I can handle it baby.", she said sounding so innocent I almost felt bad for her....almost. I stood up to my full height, which made her seem much shorter with her eyes only coming up to just below my chin. I grabbed her around the waist and dragged her to me chest to chest. She smiled up at me with those pools of sky blue for eyes filled with such sweet innocence that I actually took a moment to consider not going through with my plan...but that only lasted a moment. As she smiled at me I spoke to her quietly, "Yo

You Know You've Thought This...lol
ok, I'm sick, and a bad case of lack of sleep did this to my brain!__this poem that just popped out is beyond me..HAHHA!! But I'm bold enough to share this little treat anyhow..cause ya'll love me anyways. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now he lays me down for sex I pray the Lord my Butt will flex If I should cum before he does I pray the lord he'll soon be done AMEN! TADA!! That's all folks...

Take Your Ass On Then!
I know that this week I'm a bit brutal but I am burning out on some things and the best way for me to deal with it is to write about it. Finish this sentence: CT Sucks Because_______. Now if you can truthfully finish that sentence, then just take your ass on back to whatever site you came from. Every online community has it's drawbacks, goes through it's changes but when I read day after fuckin day that CT sucks for one reason or another I wonder why the complaintant is still logging in. Now I know the NSFW policy has both proponents and opponents, I'm not here to debate that. What I am going to mention is that we are so trained to think that by birthright, an "Adult" site should contain unbridled nudity. We have forgotten that the term adult actually refers to people of legal age of maturity in their state. So, for those of you who have it twisted, maybe CT should consider calling itself a "Mature" site to ease confusion. Back to what I was writing about before I got

My "sick" Status
For all who are wondering.. I'm not sure what I've caught, but I have a nasty cough that's controlling me, and I've almost completely lost my voice. oops. Thanks for all the warm wishes and get well soon cards! Love you guys! B.

I Must Like Pain
PAIN IS A FRIEND OF MINE EVENTHOUGH IT'S NEVER KIND OUCH!! I HATE WHEN I STUB MY TOE I MUST LIKE IT HAPPENS ALOT YOU KNOW SPANK ME PLAY A LITTLE ROUGH DO IT AGAIN I SWEAR IM TOUGH BITE ME ON MY NECK AND CHEST I LIKE PAIN DO YOUR BEST HOT WAX POUR IT ON MY SKIN SO THICK KISS THE SPOTS OF RED IS THE TRICK I LIKE PAIN IT'S A FRIEND OF MINE EVENTHOUGH IT'S NEVER KIND. OKAY ONE PAIN I DONT LIKE SO MUCH IS PAIN OF HEART WITHOUT A LOVING TOUCH I LONG TO FEEL THAT LOVING TOUCH SO BRING ON THE PAIN THAT I LIKE SO MUCH

Am I Sick?
Alright...I was talking to a friend last night and a question came up that I am curious for others opinions.:) I recently watched Jackass2 and in the movie SteveO takes a beer bong from his ass. Ofcourse he pukes right after it...but the question... Would you for a million dollars take a beer bong from your own ass? My rational is that I kiss peoples asses all day at work for far less then a million bucks so if the opportunity came that the last ass I would ever have to kiss was my own for some money than so be it! :) My friend said I was sick.....What would you do?

Now? Or Next Time?
well...with today being day 28 in my cycle..I began to get worried that things were still not back to normal...I was gonna call the dr and see what to do next. Its a good thing I waited because things are on schedule like they should be. Mike and I talked about this and after this round we wanted to wait for the next one to show up on its own before starting to try again. Part of me isnt sure I can wait that long. I breathed a huge sigh of relief when "it" showed up today if that makes any sense lol. Do you all think I should wait one more cycle to be sure things are all good or do you think I should just go ahead?

Another Great Cause Like Mine...worth Some Notice!
Please stop by and leave a rate on my friend PoeticAngel's blog. She has devoted it to domestic violence awareness and its survivors as well as a close friend who was not lucky enough to have been a survivor. (RIP Grace) This is something that touches people EVERYDAY and people need to be more aware of it and supportive to the men, women and children that live with this. I have not touched on this but I am a survivor as well. I support her cause 110% http://cherrytap.com/blog/37044

How To Get Ahead On Cherrytap
Step 1 - Be A Total Fraud Step 2 - Dump 7th Grade Drama On Everyone Step 3 - Talk About How Everyone Else Is A Fake Step 4 - Whine Like a Baby Step 5 - See Picture Below For More Details ... Oh yeah and since you have blamed everyone else for making this ... I made it dickhead :P

This Site.
This site why do alot of people on this site find me ugly dont like my clothes or my looks what is wrong with me?? All my pics are real im sorry if im ugly to you and you call me names and make in front of me you know TATTOO GIRL and also COLD AND LONELY AND ALSO a real good close frind to me who I cherish a ton miss Danielle are the only ones who i knowe pretty good soo far but also treat me with respect with all the other friends i have made .. I have made a ton of friends where women and men and what sux is some women in her 40 and 50's gotta pic on me and call me names and her man is 20 years younger then her man whats up with that scrathes head hmm lol lol.. the close few friends I made as soon as I was on this site wana know why im leavin or want to leave well its all a good reason right?? How can any 1 deal with this bad low self esteem put down stress here?? thank you all for bein a great true friend to me please dont ever stop I need yea all in my life...@}

Burning Relations
It's 2AM I like both of them though they only go by one name A single voice Offers the choice Will it be your place or mine? Of course Either is fine And if you drive Divine Cuz I ain't Steering tonight I wake in my bed With an ache In my head I can tell something Ain't right She musta mixed Gasoline With her Astroglide And I went along For the ride Now there's a fire Not brought on By desire I reckon it's Something I caught I am all shaking Not from Fear But from itching I think my Wood has termites I would be fine Except that My vine Is all Purple And bumpy After much thought I will change His name Now I will Call Buford Ol’ Mumpy Of course I’ll find a Cure Then something Demure And act all in love Just right quick You can cook You can clean You can do Anything You win a man’s Heart Through his dick