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So I am sitting here with 2 unused Auto 11s.
I am thinking of activating one after I make dinner. What do you think? Will you show me love? lol
I don't want to be a bother, but I appreciate these two people for caring enough to give them to me. :)
I have some class assignments due tuesday...
i have started them but haven't finished them..
I have to work till 430am today and tomorrow
should I bring my school work OR my chainmail to work?
I wanna work on the chainmail but i should finish the work lol
All I want for Christmas is a Fubar t-shirt and a bag of coffee ;)
I have been semi good this year :)
and PS.... Lots of bling too!
All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth) (1999 Digital Remaster) - Alvin And The Chipmunks
So last night I was reminded why I love my job.
I was checking in this older 52 yo guy at around 12 10am into the hotel. All of a sudden, he looked at my name tag and went: "ty Russkaya??" (are you Russian?) I go: "yes, I am"
Turns out that he is studying Russian language, went to Soviet Russia during the 80s, and is interested in learning about Slavic culture. Him and his wife hosted a foreign exchange chick from Russia, and he was talking about his experiences in the Eastern Bloc countries when he went there.
We wound up talking about the language traits, the country, traditions, and lifestyle until 2am. Then he went back to his room when I was checking someone in. At around 2 40 he came back again to get some soda, and we started talking again.
I was teaching him Russian, and how to write in cursive until...4am. He was totally shocked that the time went by so fast, and he had to get up at 7am. So we said our good byes, and off he went.
Then some idiot pulled
There's a ghost in the mortuary.
He's in the women's restroom to be exact.
He lingers in the corner, handicap stall.
Yes I said He, as in Him, as in male.
That's just the vibe I get.
No distinct features. He's really just a tall, ominous mass that looks hunched over. He causes no harm but likes to flick the lights off and on and jiggle toilet handles.
I've been in that stall with him serval times, kinda freaked but excited at the same time. Not sexually you pervs. Who is he? Why does he stay here? Does he know he's dead? Or is he just the smartest ghost ever and peeks at women's goodies while they drop trou?
I'm the fastest pee-er alive.
IT FUCKING SNOWEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
I Love You Too
My friend Diana left this for me on my profile, I am so deeply touched and wanted to say thank you
Thank you for always being there,
To listen and understand me.
I appreciate all you did for me,
And all you still do.
Thank you for making me feel whole again,
For putting my pieces back together.
I appreciate you putting my life back together,
You saved my life.
You may not understand,
Why I do what I do.
But you never criticized,
You just helped my through.
I knew I could come to you when I was down,
'cause I knew you'd always be there
to pick me back up
and say everything will be ok.
For My Owner/family/friends!
~ForeverGodsLove=FGL=ForeverGivingLove!!! What i live by, No matter what i do, as long as i'm a good person, The Lord Will Always Love Me and Forgive Me! Feel like i've been blessed my entire life and could never give back close to what i have been given!!! Life isn't worth livin', if not givin'! No expectations here, no hate, just love...MuSh LoVe! xOxO ~AAron~
December 12, 2008 @ 5:16 pm #41 of 46
LMAO'D???? Laugh My Ass Off'd??? Laughing My Ass Offed?? makes no sense and your an idiot you ruined my night
I got called an idiot by someone who doesn't know proper contractions. Gotta love mummin'!
Ok, so I am a fan of the Steve Wilkos show (yes the dude from Jerry Springer who now has his own show).
Well, today's episode; This guy molested, beat, and did drugs around a 4 and 7 year old.
When the 4 year old was 3, the cops found her in her bed crying in only her panties; after apparently the guy beat her up for crying for her mom.
To top that, the 4 year old was later brought to a doctor and was said to have an STD.... wtf?!
And the guy claims he hasn't done anything.
What is wrong with people????
I'm A Filthy Whore
Ok, so earlier tonight some little boy posted a mumm asking if you should have to pay 100 bucks to get married on fubar. Undiscovered soul said the following:
December 21, 2008 @ 5:06 pm
im not too worried about it since i dont see anyone asking me to marry them make believe or not.
I, being the curious babysatan that I am, wanted to know how she really felt so I went and sent her a fuproposal saying she had to answer the little boy's question.
She accepted and still hasn't answered the question. Poi found out about the curious about the proposal and now she's telling me I'm a filthy whore for fucheating on her.
I am publicly apologizing, both to my Poi for being a cheating whore and to Undiscovered Soul for the pity proposal.
Your result for The Personality Disorder Test...
Avoidant PDYou scored 70% on Openness, 70% onConscientiousness, 30% on Extraversion, and 80% on Agreeableness.
Your score places you closest to Avoidant Personality Disorder, a disorder marked by hypersensitivity to criticism, social anxiety, and feelings of inadequacy. Individuals with this disorder tend to avoid relationships with others unless certain that they will be liked, and likewise avoid activities involving large amounts of social interaction or evaluation. They tend to see themselves as inferior to others or as incompetent socially, and are unlikely to take risks or try new activities due to a fear of being embarrassed. Avoidant personality disorder is classified as a Cluster C "Anxious/Fearful" disorder.Did you like this test? Please take a second to rate it. Thanks!
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After much fucking around by my medical provider, I went animal for my sterilization surgery. I was very nice and understanding all the way up until a few weeks ago. They had cancelled my surgery because they fucked up on the scheduling and didn't really have enough time to get it all coordinated. They offered me either a Christmas Eve appointment or first pick of January appointments when they opened up. Not wanting to be all hurty during Christmas, I opted to just wait for January appointments. The second week of December came and no one had called me about setting up a January appointment, so I called the office. Two days later, someone called me back and told me that all the January appointments were full and they'd call me back when February appointments opened up. It really unleashed a fury in me that I didn't think was there anymore. Basically, I told them I don't want a February appointment. I want the January appointment I was promised and they better make that happen
Auction For A $50 Bling Pack
I will be holding an auction, for 1, $50.00 bling pack.This auction will start Saturday January 03, 2008, and will end January 23, 2008 at 12:00pm est time. The winner of this bling pack will have placed the highest bid in fubucks, and will be notified VIA email. The person that holds the highest bid has 24 Hours to reply, or this offer will go to the person with the next highest bid. The minimum starting bid will be 500K in fubucks. So let the bidding begin, and good luck and have fun :D. All bids must be placed in this blog in order to be legit!! Let the bidding begin...
Donations Would Help Alot
OK i gots to ask.. i would really like to get spotlight for my birthday in march. so if anyone could help me win spotlight that would be great. i need donations. anything will help.. the last time i had spotlight it cost 800k to win it lol.. that tells you how long ago that was.. i do believe i bought stacie a mansion back then too lol. but any donations will help.. ty!!
Oh The Blood...
I want to get something pierced this weekend.
I can't decide what though.
Fuck a mumm.
Thanks to everyone's input, I've We've decided on:
Thanks to everyone who participated.
I'll give you each $5 fubux :P
F00k You In The A$$!!!!
· babyangel Owner... invited you to the lounge: Home of the Brave!
send me a lounge invite & i block your ass, k!!!!
oh & when should i activate my fancy auto 11s...or should i just let it go to waste? i'm not leveling anytime soon, i'm not as cool as footie at being a point whore.
Another New Interview And What To Wear?
Okay so two new things, well one not so new. I received another request to interview a band. Yay! It's The Last Vegas, they won a Guitar Center contest, chosen by Motley Crue, receiving money, equipment and a recording deal with MC's label. They're pretty cool, very 80's rock, with a little more grit.
The other thing is I'm still trying to decide what to wear to the concert. What I feel comfortable in is my polka dot dress, but not exactly the image of a rock reporter. Of course it wouldn't be contrived, which I love to surprise.
Anyways, if anyone has any ideas, let me know...and NO, I'm not going naked or in a bikini :P but thanks for asking :)
Tonight was bowling night again. For my new friends that MAY read this blog or for the bar tab stalkers, I'm in a league and I bowl every Friday night.
As some of you know, I started out really bad. My average my first week was only 111. I've slowly been getting better and checked tonight to find out my average is now a 121. Not too bad, I guess.
Today started out normal. I worked a full shift and we were so busy! I didn't even get a break. I can't really complain about it because for the first hour we didn't really do anything, lol. I just got really aggravated today at work though. People were just being stupid, I guess I should be use to it though....I do work with the public. =/
After all that went on this past week I thought for sure my bowling was going to be horrible. My emotions were a mess and even though I was sure I'd put it all past me, I wasn't 100% sure something small would make me think of what all had went on.
I get to the bowling alley and I get told tha
Timothy Leary's Dead... But, Not Forgotten
I was asked about my status (my eight circuits of consciousness are shorted):
Tunnel-Realities and Imprints
Let's try Dr. Leary's perspective on these mysteries.
To understand neurological space, Dr. Leary assumes that the nervous system consists of eight potential circuits, or "gears," or mini-brains. Four of these brains are in the usually active left lobe and are concerned with our terrestrial survival; four are extraterrestrial, reside in the "silent" or inactive right lobe, and are for use in our future evolution. This explains why the right lobe is usually inactive at this stage of our development, and why it becomes active when the person ingests psychedelics.
We will explain each of the eight "brains" briefly.
I. THE BIO-SURVIVAL CIRCUIT
This invertebrate brain was the first to evolve (2 to 3 billion years ago) and is the first activated when a human infant is born. It programs perception onto an either-or grid divided into
me and candi are going to rape Robert Pattinson..
yea i have been gone alot, busy with life and plying my game when i do get a chance to sit down
show me your boobs
I Need All The Luck I Can Get..
In about 5 hours, I go in for my lymph node mapping procedure. They will inject me with a radioactive tracer and three hours later, use a special geiger counter to locate the lymph nodes with the most concentration so they know which ones to remove and test in tomorrow's surgery.
I will be getting a call later today telling me when my surgery will be tomorrow. I'll be admitted overnight and released Friday morning, barring any complications. I won't be online until I get back home *gasp*.
I don't ask for things often, but it would be really cool if I had a collection of lucky rabbit's feet from the fu-gift shop. A lucky 7 bling would be fine too
Thanks in advance
< update >
Just heard back from the hospital - I have to check in at 7am for an 8:30 surgery. So this time tomorrow, I'll have one less boob.
< update 2 >
zOMG, that just might have been the worst pain I've ever felt. She said it would feel like a bee sting... damn if any bee stung me that hard on my a
It's CantSleepClownsWillEatMe's HH!
Show her mad love Friday@2 PM Fubar time!!!
She's trying to get closer to Lost Soul and needs all the help she can get!
™©ღCantSleepClownsWillEatMeღ☆☆♪ Owned by the beautiful LipStick@ fubar
Pimped out with love by:
(repost of original by '♫BlackWidow♫' on '2009-02-25 15:00:38')
So after getting annoyed enough I took a tiny break from the fu.. and got trapped again in the world of warcrack.. sad to say I have more fun on there though..
Thank You And Stuffs
My friends and family kick ass...
way too much funky groovy ass!!!
*not the smelly kind, the sweet you should have your farts sent to a perfume company kind*
Anyway, just wanted to say THANK YOU for all of my birthday lovin's
you guys made my month!
My r/l family kicks ass too!!! I got lots of cool stuffs (mostly hand made, my favorite)
The economy is starting to bring me down, again...I see people all over struggling and it bites ass!!! and not the good kind (see above statement)
Clients are waaaaaayyyy bitchy and picky and everyone is on edge...
I continue to stay positive, put forth 150% and pray for the best...I do see some companies starting to pick up again and my cousin got his job back after being laid off for only three weeks...verses some of my friends who have been off work for several months to even over a year...
My employer is a smart man and has made a move that will allow for myself and my coworkers to stay employed with almost a 40
Bit O' Luck Game
This game is open from 3/10 to 3/17.
1. Who can I order for?
You may order for ANYONE on Fubar, with the exception of yellow staff, and anyone that refuses play. Anyone who wishes to be removed from the game may do so by requesting such through private message at any time. Not all people play for the win - most play simply to give the tokens as gifts to those they care for :) Please request removal ONLY if you do not desire to receive more tokens!
2. Can I order more than one at a time?
Yes, you can order as many as you want, for as many people that you want. To keep it organized, please send the appropriate amount of fubucks with a list of how many tokens are meant for each person. For example, if you send 5000 fubucks (enough for 10 tokens) you would say "5 to Dawn, User # 975528 and 5 to Cali4nialovin01, User # 884702."
3. How long does it take for them to receive them?
That depends on a few things. First, it depends on your order. If it wasn't
i was driving with a bud one night in dad's old truck... a rabid opossum jumped out of the brush and attacked my tires... he went under the tire and .. well.. crushed... we stopped the truck, backed up over it again... i got out, made sure it's head was firmly under my rear tire, and got back in the truck... then i slammed on the gas.. SKKKRRREEEEEEEEEE!!! you shoulda seen that little fvcker's head roll down the hill... but sadly... there was blood all over the rear corner panel of the truck, which didn't wash off well...
So clownie found me on Myspace...and the love letter she sent me made me giggle and I wanted to share it.
YOU NEED TO FUKING DIE YA SKANK BITCH THIS AINT FUKING FUBAR NOW. WHY DONT YOU GO FUCK YOUR DADDY IN THE ASS WITH A BARBED WIRE FENCE POST AND THE FUK YOURSELF WITH IT BITCH. YOU ARE THE MOST WORHTLESS PIECE OF SHYT I KNOW, YOU AND ALL YOUR LAME ASS PICTURES IM NOT THE ONE THAT HAS SEX WITH DONKEYS YOU ARE
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ~♣Kerry♣~ (282657178)
To: Twitter Lette
Date: Mar 16, 2009 1:01 PM
Subject: RE: Ha bitch
lmao huge threats...bitch i gave you my addy long ago.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Twitter Lette (429736391)
Date: Mar 16, 2009 2:13 AM
Subject: RE: Ha bitch
Like I give a fuck bitch GO FUCKING DIE before I do it
So I had a dream that I lived with my horrible ex roommate. She was a bitch who never thought she could be wrong about anything. Most of the dream was blurry but I remember there being gun fire and I was holding the persons arm so they wouldn't hurt anyone.
I woke up with my heart pounding.
I hated that bitch.
If You Are Interested, Please Raise Your Hand.......or Dont
ok to start things off, this is not a desparate plea to get attention or have someone fall for me.
Over the years Ive had a couple girlfriends on fubar (that didnt work out for one reason or another) and several women Ive been interested in.
Now given that I have over 500 names on my friends list and 3 of em are male, apparently its assumed by many females that im some kind of player and that i get it from a different source every night. Lets debunk that myth right now. I havent had sex in over 3 years. I have had phone sex a few times (given the time period) which has averaged out to MAYBE once a month. When you factor that ive had phone sex with one girlfriend on here nightly, that shapes down to a whole bunch for a mnoth and a half and maybe 6 times over the rest of that period.
I also know I have the pic of my tongue up, but for years I didnt so lets discount that in terms of opinions about me for the time being because it really has no bearing on anyone except NEW fri
Thanks for the talk...and thanks for telling me bye when you left. That was so nice =/
I'm still sitting here, pondering and thinking...*yawns*
I just wanted to thank everyone who helped me get the spotlight yesterday. I want to especially thank Violets, NinjyStars, Ninja, Vixen, misfit, Goatse, Just, WetCat, Sproet, Crystal, Punkin and whoever else helped me with large donations. I wouldn't have been able to get it without you! I know I'll miss someone so I apologize ahead of time.
Now I can delete since there isn't anything left to do, just kidding!
Why Me Lawd?
during the weekly southern association of wino's *SAW* the topic came up as to what to do in this present day & age now that girls fill out quicker and sexier than when we was coming up.getting so bad that ya have to ask for some id before even talking to them. finally the topic came towere it was a greed upon that little girls are Gods way of getting back at ya for all the shit you pulled on other women when you were young. so.. i ask, as a godfather to a beautiful young girl that is growing up, when do young girls realize just how sexy they are & begn to use it to thier advantage?
What The Heck?
What the heck is this?
Fubar is giving pimp outs for people close to leveling? I need one of these! I only have 17 million to Oracle!! LOL
How The Hell... Doesn't Matter
I see they changed the blog thing. that fucking sucks.
Anyway... I hate that sometimes i want to say things and nothing comes out and other times, everything else comes out other than what i want to say. i know this is probably not making sense and i'm completely okay with that. I know some of you actually read these things, and some of you actually talk to me... you all already know i rarely make sense for long periods of time.
So anyway, I've been trying to figure out how to get certain things out of my mouth when they're all i think about, and yet for some reason it just never works. I want so badly to just scream. I think if i did that when i wanted to, i'd be back in the looney bin faster than i care to admit.
I miss feeling like i have control. i don't think i've ever had complete control over my life, but usually i had some semblance of control over my craziness. i'm sick of the medication switches and the doctors and the fucking ignorance of the masses. i'm sick of myself an
Fvcking ugh! I was just sitting here eating a vegetarian wrap cuz I iz hooked on them, when the friggin noon news was talking about outbreaks of salmonella with raw sprouts...
Grrrrr I have ate several wraps the past week and that is my main thing, the cream cheese then sprouts on top....
grrrrr so if I get sick I am gonna be pissed.... but may just be my paranoia....
I'm The Dog....the Big Bad Dog...
The Bounty Hunta!!!!
Anyways, everytime I watch this show I just giggle. Although Beth is uber hot now that she lost weight and her boobs aren't as big...
After last night, I am both mentally and physically drained. I am usually an extreme early riser, and didnt get up till 9:30 this morning after a long night of waking up constantly with nightmares.
I did set my profile to friends only, first time I have ever done that. I am hating this stress more then I care to admit on, sadly, I know it is showing :( I was literally pissed off cuz I had went to buy someone and then someone bought them back and I bought them again and then the same person bought them back and then I was blocked from buying them. Usually I would not care, but yesterday it hit a nerve big time. Then thinking that bombing would take my mind off of thing, hahaha ya right.... I had my shoutbox off to begin with, hit my family members and stuff 1st like I usually do, then when I turned the shoutbox back on it was filled up instantly. I actually jumped one person, I had my status set to bling or some rates would be nice, these idiots don't even come to my page and act li
So..I don't even know where to start with this one, but when people on here try to make you feel shitty for not forfeiting your real life to be on here..makes you want to take a break.
Yeah, ok I'm on here a lot (and more so in the past week cuz I'm on vacation from a JOB) and I like the site; that is no ammunition saying I don't have a life. Yep, I may be on when my kids are home, but as soon as they want something, I get it for them. My family trumps internet; all there is to it. I don't care if I don't answer you right away and it pisses you off or whatever it is..you come LAST.
I am up and down the whole time. Just because it says I'm online does not mean I am glued to my fucking chair. Yep, you may see me comment on a mumm or a blog; I could've just come back from letting the dog out, getting a toy for my kids, going out to check the mail.
I do care about the people I talk to on here; I even text or call some of you. But when my real life, right in front of me family i
I thought I would be ok this weekend, but I can't stop thinking of my mother. The messed up thing is it's not like I've had her for the last 14 mother's days since she was sick. But I feel it this weekend. Because I know she is. I started crying yesterday when one of my customer showed me a card she had bought for her daughter. It was a stupid Disney card too. I will probably be getting drunk tonight because I feel the need to be numb.
so i have decided to cut my friends list from 74 down to no more than 25
i am only keeping those who have been there for me and have appreciated what i have done for them
i am also getting rid of my family and rebuilding it
I am so thrilled right now I could scream and dance! Omg, did I really say that? Yes, I did!!!
Having had my name on the list for the shelter here in town as well as a transitional place, the transitional place just called!!!! I have a one on one interview there tomorrow.
Some of the things she told me during the phone interview included:
its a clean and sober house
10 women living there (beats the shelter of 80)
Currently they have 2 openings :)
You need to be there at 6pm M-F for dinner and case mgmt
random UAs and BAs (bring it on!)
assigned some type of chore for the upkeep of the house
groups, that include Processing Group, Community Group as well as Recovery Group
Assigned a contact counselor
Curfew the 1st month is 10pm
lots of structure and encouragement as far as change in jobs, schooling etc
I am totally stoked!!! I wanted this over the shelter cuz here they encourage you to get out and do things rather then go to bible classes and not work the first 9 mo
Spotlight Day 4
Well, looks like I have enough cash to do it now, in just four days. It's been a ride, and you guyses have been all awesomes and shit.
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Why Dad's Are Morons ...
“Hurry Sweetie! We’re going to be late!”
There was an unusual buzz of excitement around the house this morning. One of the local news stations was doing a series on child safety and were to be filming at my daughter’s karate studio in just one hour. Yes, my little girl was going to be a TV star!
“Why don’t you have your uniform on yet?”
“Daddy, I can’t find any clean panties!”
“What about the Little Mermaid ones?”
“Daddy, they’re too small!”
“Oh they’re fine! Just put them on!”
“Daddy!!” ** stomps foot, retreats to bedroom **
“Sweetie, if you don’t get dressed RIGHT NOW we’re going to miss the filming!”
Two minutes later, she comes out of her room fully dressed in uniform. Dad ties on her orange belt, makes his best attempt at a ponytail, and shuttles her off for her debut to the television world.
Wicked Turns Sappy For A Minute!
I want to tell you all about my wonderful friends I've made on Fubar...
I could list names but i think you know who you are...
I have to admit I'm a cold hearted bitch most of the time... I put up a wall and i try very hard to be a loaner... but these friends of mine keep drawing me out of my dark hole and seem to love the idea I'm kind of geeky...
Now you all might see each other in my recent blogs, even commented on each other. But sadly you have not added each other as friends.....
I want you all to love each other as dorks... stand untied and proud..
needless to say with my friends they are all pretty ice and excepting of how dorky i can be.. so i wanted to thank you ... you know who you are.. i crush you sometimes i say i love you and mostly i get to spend a little of my day with you....
Thanks for being you..
P.S. If you need a list of names to know your on the list just say so...
oh my dads here ill be back in 30
So I just had the WEIRDEST dream.
Basically, I dreamt that my site was manifest. IE, a real world object. And that it was organically grown. It's REALLY hard to explain, but you'll just have to take that at face value because I can't think of a better way to put it yet.
So then, it became this massive thing that grew into orbit, and like, solved poverty. Fuck knows how, that was really early in the dream. Then other people grew rival versions of it! Well, "rival" is maybe not the right word; it wasn't competing.
However, my -ex- grew one. I'll get to how that figures soon.
So I sent her some stupid email about I-don't-know-what, at which point she suddenly started talking to me on IRC (we haven't spoken in a few days, I pretty much think she's ignoring me permanently now), or rather started posting random links. So I clicked one.
It took me to her version of my thingy, at which point I was trying to figure out how it worked, and needed to set something up on my thingy but couldn't
A Man And His Porn
it's 4 pm and I've nothing to do...
as I wonder aimlessly around the carnival of debotary that which is the Internet, looking at porn like all bored, self-respecting man will do. porn and their stars alike bore me. Same ol' looks, same bad acting. but every once and awhile. a girl I come across just simpley blow me away. no pun intended.
then I find myself looking for videos or her NOT fuckin' just simply doing an interview, or on the street. I don't change my favorite porn star often, to retire them breaks my heart, But as of about 7 months ago, I retired my long running favortie "Gauge" for Gianna micheals...shes awesome.
...and your not.
Don't Debate It
JUST RATE IT!! PLEASE!!
A 10 IS GREAT! NO COMMENTS NEEDED!!
PLEASE RATE/FAN/ ADD THE HOST TO RATE. YOU CAN ALWAYS DELETE THEM AFTER! NO BIGGY! THE LINKS WILL STILL BE HERE FOR YOU TO DO SO!
SEE COMMENT AREA FOR LINKS AND THANKS SO MUCH!!
PS DO NOT DOWNRATE OR RATE ANYONE ELSE. THE WINNER IS BASED ON THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF RATES.
IF YOU HAVE COMPLAINTS ABOUT HAVING TO F/A/R THE HOST TO RATE THE PIC. TAKE YOUR GRIEVANCES UP WITH THE CONTEST HOST, NOT ME OR THE CONTESTANT.
THIS ENDS ON THE 14TH SO THE EARLIER YOU GET IT RATED, YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO RERATE!
THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!
JUST A NOTE... I HAVE NOTICED THE CANDY SHOP IS NOT FANNING BACK VERY WELL ... PERSONALLY I SAY, UNFAN AWAY! BUT, STAY ON THEIR LIST UNTIL THE 14TH SO YOU CAN SEE IF YOU CAN RERATE THE PIC 1 MORE TIME TO ASSURE CHRISSY HER WIN!
**** ALSO!! PLEASE LET ME OR CHRISSY KNOW IF FOR ANY REASON YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO RATE HER PIC AFTER YOU HAVE RATED, FANNED, AND ADDED THE CANDY SHOP!!!
Well my day totally fucking sucked ass. Hope yours was better.
“It’s on the counter in the living room.”“What?”Clearly, I was lucid as I offered these directions my mother. Every living room has counters, no? Suffice it to say, the party I hosted last night was fun.
Number of people in attendance: Well over 50.
Cars & trucks in my yard: Thirty, at any given moment.Glasses of wine in my hand: One. I’m classy, yeah? No more than one. Never, never less than one. Rigid, rigid are the constraints of a very classy gal.Number of stories told of the man with whom I’m supposed to go on a blind date: Two. If he survives the first date, I’m sure he’ll thank me for filling my neighbors in on the ridiculous things he says.Babies I didn’t hold at the party: One.Babies at the party: One.Number of times it was suggested to me that I make babies before I’m 40: One.The place at which my pre-40 conception will occur: On the counter in the living room.Obviously.I forgot to tell the men to pee arou
Check It Out!
174 so far today, 17,230 yesterday. (vip only)
31 so far today, 5,583 yesterday. (vip only)
Wow! Check out that rank! lol
PLEASE LEVEL ME! I only have 234,000 points to go!
Pure Randomness Lol
Like the title says...pure randomness in this blog. First I gotta say the new Transformers is pretty good. I'm not really sure why it's getting such bad reviews. Maybe it's because I went in to this movie knowing that hey the entire movie is based off of a cartoon/toy. It's like people expected the storyline for this to be like what you'd find in Braveheart or Angels and Demons or something like that. I thought it was a good movie. Awesome action scenes. I loved that this one did a lot more with letting the Transformers fight. In the first movie they had some fight scenes but at times it was too hard to tell who was who and what. Plus I liked some of the humor they threw in it. Personally loved the twin Autobots lol. You gotta see the movie to truly understand. And another fave was the Decepiticon remote control truck.
But enough of that...the other randomness is I'm in another auction. The high bidder of the last auction never paid up so I figured what the heck. I'm
Within Temptation - Our Farewell
In my handsA legacy of memoriesI can hear you say my nameI can almost see your smileFeel the warmth of your embraceBut there is nothing but silence nowAround the one I lovedIs this our farewell?Sweet darling you worry too much, my childSee the sadness in your eyesYou are not alone in lifeAlthough you might think that you areNever thoughtThis day would come so soonWe had no time to say goodbyeHow can the world just carry on?I feel so lost when you are not by my sideBut there's nothing but silence nowAround the one I lovedIs this our farewell?So sorry your world is tumbling downI will watch you through these nightsRest your head and go to sleepBecause my child, this not our farewell.This is not our farewell.
See You Soon!
Ok my friends...it has come time for me to take my yearly vacation to Walt Disney World. I'll be gone for a week but I just might pop on from time to time just to check mail and stuff. I will miss you all while I am away. Don't forget about good ol' Stitch!
Van Was Right...
Where's Your Halo?
Your not a bitch at all! your goodie two shoes, often called a church girl. Your the angel without wings. parents, teachers, pretty much any adult adores you. Be good, but losen up a little... have fun!
Bowling, Work, And My Shirt
I just got finished bowling. I did bad. =/
My handicap will go up for sure. Go me?
I got a new shirt when I was in Missouri. I wore it once. I can't wear it again. Somehow it has gotten a hole in it. I can't sew it..it's knitted. Blah
Work wasn't too bad. I ended up being late because I over slept. Now I just have to find someone to work Saturday for me. My aunt and uncle are coming in and I know I won't get sleep Friday night.
How's everyone's evening?
Ok kiddies, we're off to the land of mooses and Canucks in August for 3 weeks, looking for ideas of kewl places to visit. Any help???
Fvck Me Runnin'
Instructions......Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1. I hate chain blogs :p
2. I hate people from Wisconsin.
3. I hope all people in Wisconsin die of lung cancer from smoking in their bars.
4. Guys in white tuxedos are gay.
5. Guys who like cats are going to die single.
6. I won't be tagging anyone :P
7. I like pez bling...
8. I' m hungry
9. I have a date on Sunday
10. My mini-van acquired a new dent...
I Can Has *****?
its probably too early in the week for a bewbs blog, and im bored...so if ya has bewbs to show show em. But if you need alcoholic beverages to be a voyeur then ill just do a fuck blog...havent seen one since 514xors fuck blog... ill say fuck the politics on fubar!
im sure this wont be epic, but i can try... ok so just say fuck whatever you feel like. for example ( imean slow people) Fuck paying tax's
get it got it good!
as you were
I'm getting my armband tatt done for my birthday soon (gothic german letters of my family name)....
do you think i will still pass for a "good boy" with a 'out there' tatt?
Monty Python Does The Not So Live News
Yesterday was a relatively slow news day. The big story was the weather. There were storms with flooding and lightning strikes cover the better part of Eastern South Florida.
After the obligatory shots of cars driving through flooded roads that show some idiot in a Hummer flying through the water throwing up a wake the drowns anyone driving a normal car. (I added a period instead of the comma that belongs because this was turning into a really long sentence) The news came to their big exclusive story. Lightning had hit a tree next to house and the lightning jumped from the tree into a utility room and had fried the washer, dryer, and water heater starting a small fire in the house. No one was home at the time and the fire department was able to contain the fire to the one essentially outdoor room with no damage to the rest of the house.
I add all this detail in case you aren't familiar with Florida and South Florida in particular. We are the lightning strike capitol of the
Need To Know
I am going thru roll call list and want to know from all members & Staff who wants to stay in our family and who wants out so i can remove you from roll call list and friends list.So if you want to stay in the crew please leave a private message on the homepage,not in shout box or comment only in private message that way i can go thru the messages and mark them one by one.We have alot of members that dont even try to help out on level ups i know everyone has other things to do in real life like i do and its hard to be on helping out alot but also in that note i cant also be the main one posting level ups and helping our own members.We have other crew leaders to that could help out.So if you want in or out please send private message to the Moonlight homepage.Thank you for your time.
They feed off people's weaknesses, passing their insecurities onto others in order to distract people from themselves. How do I know? Because I was one. As a child, starting as early as 3 or 4, I was a bully: I liked taking stuff away from kids, making them cry, kicking or punching them. I still have a scar on my cheek as a memento of those times.
I remembered a tiny red haired boy whose life I helped make miserable, along with other kids. He recently contacted me on Russian classmates site, sayin that if he wasnt married, he would totally hit on me. I was like "damn, after everythin I've done to him!"
And a semi-homeless girl from my class whom I tortured on a daily basis along with other assholes.
To these days I kick myself for not tellin them to STFU and lay off of all those kids, for being just another piece of shit. I sorta got in touch with both of them, and they are doing just great, which made me feel a lot better.
I know now that being the only Jewish person in t
I lovers V!!! He is teh awesome!! And he should totally keep his clothes on, because I lovers him for his mind and personality and not his naked body!!!!
someone is going to think I want to lick his man lollipop..I just know it.
Who ARE all those losers that scream "wut up wut ya up to?"
I add everyone, without even lookin, since...I am too lazy to check ppl out n read their shit.So they just accumulate themselves on mah page. But, seriously, some are just palin annoying and retarded.
Here I Go Again..
Here I go again with another blog.Fubar inspires me I must say.I'm sure my blog stalkers will love this one.Can't wait to see who comes and blabs their opinion on it eventhough they ARE NOT my friend.That is a pet peeve.Someone who doesn't like me or agree with me coming to MY blog and saying stuff.Crazy Aye? Anyways,I just want to say..Why do people put other's down for their beliefs and views? Why is so important to some that I'm christian and they find out and cannot be my friend?I find that insane.I have alot of athiest friends.Friends who share diffrent religious views then I do and we are great friends?Why is my worth based on my religion?I think some people have bad tastes in there mouths from some religions.I've been put down by atheists and people who hate christians but I am not so naive to assume all atheists are the same.Why treat me that way?Why treat anyone that way? I think it should be a matter of respecting the other person.If I do not agree with your religion I am not
4melissa = Fake...
Are you really serious?....
..from user ..
4 Melissa@ fubar
Has stolen pictures claiming it's her from...
Actually had the audacity to upload this salute..really...
Nice to see nothing's changed. P.S. If you want to try and get me involved in your drama. I really, really don't care. Have a good night.
Grr, Stupidity At Its Finest
I refuse to protect anyone, that exceeds this level ...
sportbiker...: how r u
sportbiker...: how r u
->sportbiker...: well, you?
sportbiker...: am ok ty....have hardon like no other though
->sportbiker...: then go find a slut to take care of it
sportbiker...: know of any
->sportbiker...: why would I know of any sluts? is there something in my name that says I do?
sportbiker...: no u just look like a girl who would know many
->sportbiker...: that i do believe you ae mistaken ... if you take me posting my pic of me sticking out my toungue for knowing sluts then you need to rethink
I know I probably shouldn't be upset ... but DAMNIT MAN ... WTF!!!! so now that poses a question .... should I change my default pic?? which would mean new and updated pics of me .... which would mean to take pics (grrr) But it is halloween ... should I put a bag on my face for my halloween pic?? I have the re-useable ones ... I could promote walmart!!!
Rude People..let's Kill Em All!
So i was on msn before and noticed a couple friends off here on and sent a hi and nothing!...or they just switch off.
i get a gut full of rude people in reality let alone in cyber.
anyway, answer me or i'll fucking delete you!
LMAO, a funniest shit just happened. I'm eating honey out of this squirt thing bottle. I looked directly at the thing on top of it, where the honey comes out. And accidentally squeezed. So the honey just totally squirted on my face. lmao
It seems like everyone around me has a mask on,face fakes staring back at me.Even in the mirror. So do I have the right to lecture when i cant even teach myselfhow to be the better and lead by example?You've a hand made feeling of pride in your superiority to othersraising yourself as high as you wanna be, with nobody behind you to agree with the false label you've given yourself as number one. We convince ourselves that we are good. We're great, and work hard to project our outstanding morals when it comes to ending racism and domestic abuse. We preach to friends and strangers of peace and equality. When it comes to our enemy. We don't find the same strength to fight it with love, to fight it with our hearts and our minds. We fight it with blind emotion. With rage. With immaturity.We completely put an axe in our whole peace is love philosophy.Instead of trying to work anything out. Instead of trying to talk it out and come to understand one another, we choose ignorance. We choose to s
Bling Pack Auction!!
I am raising Fubucks for the spotlight and thought I would try this instead of Begging This should be more fun. I am auctioning a 25 CREDIT BLING PACK for fubucks! Bidding begins now and will run until 10pm PST (provided the highest bid is worth the cost of the prize....I reserve the right to extend the bidding period if need be, prize is guaranteed) If you dont want to bid on the Bling, but still want to help me out with getting the spotlight, donations are welcome and greatly appreciated. Place Your Bids HERE!!!
So folks, my fubar career has come to an end and I will be deleting my profile...I have most people added on facebook but if there is anyone else that would like to add me just ask for my info :)
Thing I Thought I Should Be Doing ,and Now I Don't Think So
hi when i first came on this site,I didn't know what i was doing , and so when i saw nsfw photo i made comments that i thought you wanted to hear,sexy,and now that i think of i was very disrespect.Well I've talk to a women that i have the up most respect for. And she explained,that i saw this site as not being real ,and just a place to have fun ,and get away from reality for a while,and tell everyone what they wanted to hear,and like i said it was some statement that my mother would have kill me if she ever heard,but i figure if you had NSFW photo then that what you wanted dirty talk .And now i know i was wrong and very disrespectful,and that not how i am at all.Some people that know me a little bit here know that I'm a very nice and caring person,and when something go bad for anyone ,i offer my help,because i really do care for people a lot.So from this day forward i will be just me real and honest that all i ever was,and got caught up in this places,where i thought it was all fun
Perfect, Hoisted From Boo
perfect breakfast; canadian bacon, eggs sunny side up and an everything bagel slathered in butter
perfect date; someplace dark and quiet, followed by hot tub under the stars
perfect kiss; the next one
perfect argument; grudge fuck, followed by make up sex
perfect woman; one that is either blind to my many faults or thinks they are cute
perfect shoe; barefoot
perfect flower; crimson rose
perfect time of day; sunrise, watching the world come alive
perfect drink; strong kona coffee, an ice cold home or microbrewed beer on a hot day or an extra large white russian in the hot tub
perfect drug; ganja
First Line Of Defence?
I wonder...people (r/l and online) are always saying I am 'cute' and stuffs blah blah blah.
But I am perfectly capable of being non-cute and deadly serious (and secretly a little bit mean), but I think cute is just like a 'default' for me just don't really think about it much.
Maybeh it's a defence mechanism?
After nobody really gets mad at cute stuffs and most people tend to be nicer to you.
(Apart from some freaky deaky's in the mumms, but that's kinda fun to play with too)
Meh, I don't know.
Is it a defence thing?
We all know baby animals are cute and stuffs to invoke maternal/paternal feelings but they still get eaten by sharks and things.
What was my point again?
I Done A Quiz
(I stole this off of my friend Lovicious Scissorsnatch)
layer one.Spell your name with bands/artists
K - Kings Of Convenience
I - Interpol
N - Nickelback Bitch (cheers Porch)
S - Slipknot
layer two.- name: kins- birth date: April 15, 1975- nicknames: Fatty, CuntCunt- current location: my desk- eye color: No idea- hair color: Brownish I guess- righty or lefty: I'm right-handed, is that it?- best friend[s]: Magic, Perfect, Lui and Davelayer three.- the shoes you wore today: my work sneakers- your perfect pizza: sausage, bacon, pepperoni, beef, bbq sauce, plenty of cheese- the last time you cried: Watching 'Elf' last nightlayer four.- your best physical feature: Beard & Butt
- most missed memory: Missed memory? I don't understand the questionlayer five.- pepsi or coke: pepsi- mcdonald's or burger king: subway- adidas or nike: converse- lipton ice tea or nestea: Eh?- chocolate or vanilla: chocolate- cappuccino or coffee: coffee, black and stronglayer six.- curse: fuckno- do you sin
Dropping A Yule Log....
You should all go read Mr. Adorable's blog. Good stuff. Just remember, if you read it you have to do it. It's the rules.
This will probably be my last normal blog for awhile. I'm off work through Christmas so I'll probably only be on at night and then sparingly. I don't think as clearly at night as I do in the mornings when I'm at work. At best I'll throw up a survey or song blog here and there. I will be putting up my absolute favorite Christmas song at some point though.
Speaking of Christmas, I think I said I'd write about why I love it at some point. It's a feeling more than anything...hard to put it into words. It has nothing to do with religious beliefs. It's all the little things.
It's being able to get something for people that they really want. It's the Christmas cards I've been getting from my friends. I get excited when I see a new one waiting for me when I get home. It's knowing that the ones I sent were appreciated.
It's Christmas lights and how pr
Here his wife is injured and the condition is fatal. She was hit by a car as she swooped low across the road. Here he brought her food and attended to her with love and compassion. He brought her food again but was shocked to find her dead. He tried to move her....a rarely-seen effort for swallows! Aware that his sweetheart is dead and will never come back to him again, he cries with adoring love. He stood beside her, saddened of her death. Finally aware that she would never return to him, he stood beside her body with sadness and sorrow. Millions of people cried after watching this picture in
Not Sure About This
I'm not exactly sure what my view is on this. I mean I guess I do, seeing as how it kind of pissed me off that my Mom said these things. To be honest, I'm not sure why I'm even posting this on here. Maybe to just vent.
My Mom was watching some show on television this afternoon. It showed a woman that came to the US from some other country. For some reason this put my Mom over the edge. She starts blurting out how people should just stay in their own county, how the only reason they come over here is because we "give them things", and how they take our jobs.
I sat there just staring at here, not sure of what to say. What does one say to comments like that?
Just read on twitter than Peter Serafinowicz will not be making another series of shis sketch show for the BBC. Not entirely sure if this is true, or some kind of joke referencing the news that Jonathan Ross has just announced that he won't be renewing his contract... With Serafinowicz it's often hard to tell. So I popped over to his website to see if he'd said anything on there, and long story short, I ended up getting distracted. This time by the rather excellent Brian Butterfield page...
Also, I've stashed a couple of good Serafinowicz clips this morning, plus found his statement about leaving the BBC, which has the embedding turned off, but can be found here : Serafinowicz's website
You My Nerf Herder?
I saw the new Family Guy Star Wars parody last night...Something Something Something Dark Side. I highly recommend it to Star Wars and/or Family Guy fans. I smiled throughout the whole thing, laughed quite often, and had at least 5 extremely vocal guffaws followed by choking and sputtering.
This is not a review. Reviews suck. And you should know already if this is something you would enjoy. And while I'm sure it will be on free television eventually, not all of it will be. At least a few of those guffaws would not make it to television no matter how far Family Guy regularly pushes the boundaries. No, not even on Adult Swim.
Have I mentioned I love Family Guy? I know some people don't like it. That they find it immature and offensive and complain that it has no real story or anything of artistic value.
While all of that is very true, phooey on you! It makes me laugh harder than anything I've ever seen on television. Maybe that makes me immature and childish and a lover of
A pungent odor fills the airIt makes her face tense when she walks in the roomAnd reminds her of the stench of old milk and rancid fishStumbling over boredomShe struggles through the motionsLeft, right, left, right to the top of the stairs…Stop. Off balanced hug, kiss, and empty smileMutter a few rehearsed wordsContinue fighting the urge to run out the door into the embrace of fresh air.She walks down the hall to the bathroom,turns on the water in the shower, and plops heavily down on the porcelain bowl.The warm release temporarily relaxes herSighShe can smell his semen, still sticky on her thighsThere wasn’t time to shower during this most recent meetingShe had tried too, like every other timeShe was lifting her foot over the rim into the showerWhen the door creaked open, and there he stoodCompletely nude, his hand scarcely covering his erectionHis eyes were still hungry and he wore a crookedAlmost innocent smileHe needed to be acceptedShe needed to be desiredThe shower w
I'm Going To Eff You On Goat And Other Euphemisms
sometimes i think my sense of humor (or humour for the canadians in the crowd and by crowd i mean the 10 people reading this) is often inappropriate, over the top, misunderstood, ridiculous, dry, and a bit dorky. i laugh at things that others don't, at odd times in movies, and the hardest at myself when everyone else fails to even snicker. here are some conversations or random statements either made by myself or thrown in my direction over the last few weeks that seem to fit the mold... "Win the lottery so you can be my sugar daddy. Please" "I'd by you an alligator and a lovely note that'd say smell ya later, fag" "If I won, I'd set you up for life. Now. Don't you feel awful for being such a dickface?" "What's the Georgia lottery? 8 buckets of chicken and a side?" "NO!....... 40 acres and a mule!!"Even I wouldn't blow michael bolton in a truck stop bathroom..."i've been playing the shit out of this video game if that makes you feel better. but you're being kind of a girl about it."
Let's Get Dirty
you're probably going to get the wrong idea about this blog because of the cleverly crafted title i used. in your face. haha.
i mean, let's actually get dirty.
in april, there's a big music festival pretty close to here (actually it's halfway between witty and i and if she reads this i hope she figures out that she and i would have a blast at said event) in live oak, florida. basically, there are 4 days of bands playing in this huge park. 15,000 people will attend it. we could camp there. sleep on the ground, roast some marshmellows, drink, meet people, and get dirty.
THE BLACK KEYS are playing on that friday. i love the black keys. i want to marry the both of them but not really. i just want to....okay, nevermind. i look slutty enough online as it is. so yeah. black keys. woohoo.
i mean, come on, man.... this is the best shit ever.
"solace Seekers" What We Are About And How To Join
"So I think we should start a new trend on Fubar. All of the really nice people who dont want to be perved and want a true friend should come say hi, add me and lets be a community of friends we can be proud of and find solace in. Lets make each other smile"
This was my status one day and i had an amazing response from both men and women who thought this would be a great idea to have here in fubar. It quickly went from a status, to an idea, followed by concept, and into the creation of the "Solace Seekers".
The idea is simple, a group of people that can be trusted to chat with, vent, and help everyone inside of the group to level and be free of drama, perversion, fu whoring, and help create smiles on an other wise bad day.
The rules are simple as well;
1) Have an approved salute
2) Anyone caught fu whoring or perving will be blocked by all in the group
a) fu whoring is described as offering nsfw
Very Important Rant
Ok not really but I feel like bitching. Trying to get 4 people to stick to a plan is harder than trying to negotiate multimillion dollar contracts. People (my friends) should let me be in charge of outings. They should just trust that the one thing I know how to do well is have a good time. I really do. I'm a walking, talking, pill popping good time and people should learn to recognize! *chicken neck/finger snap combo*
I didn't really need drugs or booze 3 hours ago but now I am willing to walk 10 miles for them. 11.5 miles actually.
My horoscope says to reach out to my elders this week. I think my horoscope is being written by a sadistic asshole.
Ham and cheese hotpockets are for people with stomachs stronger than mine.
I need a shower and a facial. *waits for dirty comments*
LET GOD SORT 'EM OUT TURF BYLAWS (PLEASE READ AND FOLLOW) Soldier Spots:
Soldier Spots in our turf aren’t about power; they are about helping out our fellow mobsters get a little extra money. You may occupy more than one soldier spot with the understanding that they are as available and if you hold more than one spot you may be asked to release one if we need a paying spot for someone that doesn’t already have one.
Our Underboss and One Lt volunteer their pay each night for needy mobsters. This usually occurs between 8pm and 10pm fu time. If you are need of extra pay to build up your character you can approach the Boss, she has sole discretion and ability to bequeath you with said money. We try to spread the wealth and not give it to the same mobsters but we do have ol standby’s that will surely take it if someone hasn’t asked for it by that time.
To keep your soldier spot, you must be active. That doesn’t mean bringing in huge bounties or running mi
The arrogance of some people astounds me.
If I keep running in circles how deep can I bury myself?
When you need something...something tangible...so badly...you can almost actually feel it with your mind.
I think it's time to detach myself from any political party (even though I like getting called a dirty Republican sometimes). I just have no use for them and there is no agenda I can get behind completely. I'm not even an independent. I'm just a quiet "dissent to everything" person.
Everything you say is wrong, even when it's right, because you're not saying it because it's right...it's because it's convenient.
I should write book reviews. The last two I read were amazing and I should let people know. Maybe some videogame reviews too. I actually used to get paid to do that...or if not paid I at least got free games.
I get too wordy.
Wet snow is the most vile form of weather. "Hey, look, I'm almost water but you still have to shovel me. Har fucking har! A hair dryer w
Life Of The Par-tee
He was poppin’, lockin’, spinnin’, and pumpin’. Hair spiked high in the air, he was channelling his inner Jersey Shore. As his hips gyrated and legs contorted, it was clear all the 40-something aged Snookies in the audience wouldn’t stand a chance. He was exhibiting the Mating Dance of the American Douchebag … at a golf tournament.
Yes, it was once again time for the Phoenix Open.
The Phoenix Open is Arizona’s main PGA event of the year and quite possibly the biggest spectator event to hit the area. On tournament weekend, over 400,000 people will go to witness the affair. None, save about 30 of them, give a shit about golf. It’s really just an excuse to go get obnoxiously plastered while wearing khakis and a sweater vest.
In local circles, there are two primary reasons to go the tournament – the 16th hole and the after golf party at a place called “The Bird’s Nest”. The 16th hole happens to be
Chrome On Fubar
And once again, Fubar, Chrome, and Vista cant play nicely...
NOW i cleaned my cashe twice...not that the second time did anything, but it was worth a shot, I rebooted my laptop and even checked to see if there were any new jave updates. Nothing seems to work.''
Anybody? any suggestions? I dont know what the problem is because the last few times i had this issue, i cleaned my cache and then Fubar worked fine... but obviously there is another issue that needs to be dealt with. It wearing my patience thin
so I know there is a simple solution
For The Love Of God.
I was going to blog. Had the subject and everything, then my phone vibrated...I had a text....and I forgot. =/
I don't think it was something really all that wonderful, but still. It just proves that I have ADD.
Oh the idea is back. Not really an idea, but yeah.
How do these people, and by "these people" I mean point whores, get people to give them blasts and expensive bling?
Sleeping 12 hours has its advantages apparently....
Yesterday was great. I got off work early and my friend, that I haven't seen in about 4 months came down and spent the day/night with me. Me and her went to the bowling alley and she watched me bowl and met John. Then me, her, and John went and got something to eat.
After that me and my friend just relaxed around my house, well my Mom's house. We were up until about 4:30am. We woke up around 10 and went out at about noon.
I now have a really bad sinus headache. I can't stop coughing, and my throat is sore. It sucks. I also think I have a fever. Yay!!!?
Anyway, how is your day?
Okayyyy kids.. now that I'm no longer in a relationship where I am constantly under a microscope.. I can make salutes without being accused of 'cheating'.
Soooo.. leave a comment here if'n ya want a salute. I has papers and stuffs ready! Operators are standing by (y)
Sexually Explicit Rant
Alright kiddies LISTEN UP!!!!! Uncle Adam is here to LAY IT DOWN!!After watching the MTV True Life: "I Love Fuckin Hot Chicks With Sweet Asses and Suckin off Guys with Big Fat Cocks" episode, I have cum to the conclusion that YOU EARLY 20 SOMETHINGS NEED TO COOL YOU GODDAMN GENITALS IN A BUCKET OF LIQUID NITROGEN!!!!You are ALLLLL TOOO YOUNG to "PLAY" the pretend happy couple bf/gf game.That's for adults! Like ur parents!! It's a scientific FACT that ur genitals are too immature for a monogamous (sex with ur bf/gf and hook up ASS on the side when you "break up" once a week) relation-thingy. There is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY too much fuckin goin on!
Now I know whatchur sayn "Fuck you, you had your fun, and now you got the fuckin balls ta tell me how ta life my #$@#$ life motherfucker????!!!!!!!"The answer is YES, that is eXXXactly what I'm doing. You wanna spread ur legs or whip out ur dick n play tha "fuck you I'm young n wild card", then I'll play the "Hey Junior, I've already
I was nice to someone today. I refuse to apologize
They deserve worse!
No I Didnt Die..i Dont Think So Anyways...
Well if your lookin for me next week...
Saturday...laying the "real" hardwood floors in the downstairs family room...then putting the finishing touches on the fireplace i made..yes i made...
Sunday....finish up the new laundry room...plumbing and shit..then painting the new babies room and my daughters room too....then finishing the dinining room table and chairs i made..yes again im like fuckin joseph...i can do all that shit....
Gone hunting monday til thursday...its turkey season in good ol WV
Oh and last but not least....a old friend of mine whom owns a hunting ranch is taking my puppy Hank from me..he will be a guide dog...im not pleased in fact im totally bumming..but Hank will be able to hunt all the time and have a great home too
In my last blog I asked for suggestions about what I should blog about next.
I got one response to that...so you get this...you can check the previous blog if you want to send her hate mail as a result.
I like Peanut Butter...as more than a friend.
I consider it one of those very few perfect foods. It's great on its own and it's spectacular as an enhancement to other things. My personal preference is for Peter Pan. It's the smoothest and has just the amount of saltiness I prefer.
When they had the big outbreak (Ebola was it?) that shut them down I was in dire straits. I don't mind other peanut butter's in a jam, but I will always prefer Peter Pan. My backup is Jiff, and it pales in comparison.
In fact, when the recall was announced I had a half eaten jar of Peter Pan goodness on the shelf. Since I had already eaten half of it, and was still alive, I decided it was ok to eat the rest. I don't think Ebola hides in the bottom of peanut butter jars. Peanut butter is prett
I woke up angry today. I wish I could tell you why. I went to sleep around 3 am and at 5:30 I woke up feeling enraged. I sat there for a good half hour trying to put a name or face to my anger.... Nothing.
I'm am normally a very happen person, despite rumors to the contraty, so this sort of hit me out of the blue. I have been feeling a little lonely lately which is odd n a house full of kids but no nore than usual.
So after the half hour I got the kids ready for school and up to the bus stop. I listened to the mom's gossip, which I hate, and walked back home with my baby hand in hand.
I made her breakfast and we sat quiety eating. She had her cereal and me my eggs. After breakfast she wanted to watch a video so I turned on "The Country Bears" and we sat and watched. She's 3 by the way. So after a few minutes she announced she had to go potty. For her that means the potty seat and her little bench to climb up on. Last night I stubbed my toe on the bench so I moved it to th
I Can Fail That Test Tomorrow
I should be cramming for a test tomorrow. I had my theory exam today and I got a 92. 92. I look at the number and want to be excited about it but ultimately it was a pass/fail test and in that kind of case who gives a shit if you made a 100 or the lowest possible passing grade. That idiot with the 80 will still be standing next to me in the next phase sucking up my good air and taking clients that i should get. In some ways i feel like I overshot things somehow and maybe I should have conserved some of my energy. I've got nothing left for tomorrow but at least if i fail that test I won't fail the phase. haha fail the phase... I like alliteration.
Other things I like are the girls at the coffe shop in downtown. i grabbed a coffee after the test because I had nothing better to do. This isn't a Starbucks or Dunkin. This is a place that changes the art on the walls every month. And the owner works behind the counter. And she will throw you out on your ass if you try to talk to her about J
Inspire To Believe
Do my mumms or blogs ever inspire you to believe I am a 13 year old going on fubar?
They are making it way too easy now. I knew something was off when I read his status. He's asking for someone to bomb him and he has 35 pics...total. :/ He's still yammering on..
Suga Lips: Because I don't need dumbfucks on my list asking me to cam or asking if I wanna see their dick
slyfox26: no i'm just trying to figure most of u ppl out that don't want to chat on messenger
Suga Lips: it takes awhile,,and I don't think you'll ever get it, because you can't comprehend that I don't give it out
slyfox26: when do u add some one to messenger
Suga Lips: Uhhh are we not talking now?
slyfox26: but how do u get to know ppl if u don't talk to them at all
Suga Lips: That's not my point. In my about me, I clearly state I do not give out any messenger info
Suga Lips: You do realize we're talking on here right now, right?
slyfox26: and i'm not on it all the time
Suga Lips: *sigh*
slyfox26: i don't remember them all
Suga Lips: In order
Both my daughters can tell if a driver was taught to drive by their mother or father.
The Deceit & Con Train Strikes Again...and Of Course, A Lolz....
Well well my friends another weekend is upon us and well, so is the fun. We have new levels, lots of seizure-inducing spinning flashy things goin on and all the rest of it…
My sincere apologies for slacking off blogging and all that, have had the family here most of the week and have had well, some “distractions” lol…
So I’d figure I would just put everything that I have gotten lately into here for the weekend’s posting..
First off, check out this scam. Now this has been happening for a long time but I see this profile is still “friends only” an active so perhaps it needs addressing….so here goes the tale here…
Reasons Why You Don't Want To See Me Naked-
-I'm pasty.. for a half-breed native... I'm REALLY pasty
-You know the reasons why you make fun of some of the chicks on here for having noodz? They're all saggy? yeah... that's me as well
- I have the body of a 26 year old... that has had 2 kids that weighed over 8 lbs a piece
- I used to weigh well over 200 lbs. I now weigh 160-ish. One's body does NOT recover well from that kind of weight loss
- My thighs have more dimples than an Anne Geddes calendar
- Not only do I have boobage scars, I also have surgery scars in other places. You can't tell me a c-section scar is sexy.
- I have freakishly large shoulders in contrast to my torso. I'm shaped like a T
- My arms= too muscular for your average broad
- My legs are stubby!! no.. like oompa loompa stubby
- You know the condition known as 'muffin top'? I haz that.
So, in conclusion, these are the reasons why you don't see me wearing skimpy shit, or have my NSFWs plas
I'm Not Fake! Honest!
I saw this person scrolling, so i went to take a look. Just to show they arent a fake they posted this salute:
Nope, you aren't fake at all
from: pearlofrage United States subject: RE: hi sexy received: 06/16/2010 10:53 am replied: no block this member i assume you havent been fucked good in ages with that atitude
=== 'Kloverlynn Fuwife to petitebella' wrote the following at '2010-06-16 10:49:49'.. > > I assume you are joking..or are illiterate.Plz read my about me >
=== 'pearlofrage' wrote the following at '2010-06-16 10:42:33'.. > > > > how r u doing? do you like to camchat? >
~~~ And of course he blocked me
My Day At The Spa
We got there at 9.30AM!
The lady had converted her house into a spa and it was sooooo nice!
Anyways, my treatments weren't till after lunch at 2pm.
So we just hung out for a bit till lunch at 1pm.
Sooo...yea we got started on the champage at 10am...(5 o'clock somewhere right)
And then we went in the Jacuzzi, dunno why but I think drinking in it makes you get drunk quicker.
Gah we drank Moet Rose...that stuff takes me DOWN.
Then we had lunch, it was all yummy and healthy stuff but I stuffed myself so much that when I had my massage, which I had to lay on my tummy for, I felt like I was going to puke.
Treatments that I had done was the Thai Herbal massage (I smell really nice now!) and a deep cleansing facial with an extra hot stones facial...sooo nice.
Total to £110 pounds.
But then we were looking at all the treatments and my friend got a brazilian, we all went in to watch lolz.
She was like 'everyone can see my fanny flaps!'.
It looked painful.
But in my still drunken
I Guess He Cannot Handle Debate...
Interesting status banter...
faustulusEvil 39 secs --BOYCOTT BP
odie aka assholish smartass said: just wondering how u plan to do that...
faustulus said: simple..... don't buy their products...... other compaies make the same things they make
odie aka assholish smartass said: BP sells directly to other suppliers who then make products...how are you going to boycott them...
faustulus said: bug someone else
then he deleted his status comment...
Rapid Eye Movement
Lots of white.
Someone get Mel some cawfee.
The boomerang is the condom of the Fubar generation.
Life in general...I'm doing my best to just enjoy the good stuff. Tomorrow can take care of itself.
My concern in life...losing my tolerance for loneliness.
Reading random blog titles is good for self evaluation.
It's obvious to everyone else when you're trying too hard.
One reason...waking up to a face that makes you smile.
Pain only hurts on the inside. Outside pain just sends all your senses to another level.
More fun than a Smurf/Snork gangbang...
I should take that person's advice and illustrate a blog. The previous statement is a good reason not to make it this one...
Can you love me? Why complicate things...
Reading the tickers makes me nauseous most of the time.
Ninjy has good ideas. I miss writing on forums. I used to be addicted.
I need a way to convince my brain that the date begins with a 7 and not an 8. There have been complaints.
I'm going to
Oh It's Definitely On...
This morning when I was at work, PNG came into my office to talk a bit. She looked pretty good today, she was wearing a blue dress with a yellow sweater, and had her hair curled a little bit. I didn't comment on it looking nice, because I dont want to have that talk with HR. We talked about my kid, and how we are close, and we like to go see concerts together. I got a couple "Awwwww's" about me being close with my daughter, and she said she was close to her dad. I was able to determine that she is late twenties maybe even thirties, she just looks young. We also talked about music a bit, she doesn't dislike the Deftones, and she has heard of Social Distortion. She didn't nail down a music she prefered, but we still had a nice talk none the less. She also mentioned about some Italian festival this weekend, and suggested I check it out. Sure, that may have been a ploy for me to ask her if she wanted to go with me, but since she hasn't gotten back to me on the lunch I didn't want
The Skinnydippin' Game
THIS GAME IS NOW CLOSED. THANK YOU FOR PLAYING!
****** Addition Note for the Trade List - I was asked if bling credit transfers count the same as bling packs, and yes, they do. I offer more for packs and credits because people don't receive fu-points for doing something extra nice, so they are valued higher for my games than usual bling******
Who can I order for?You may order for ANYONE on Fubar, with the exception of yellow staff, and anyone that refuses play. Anyone who wishes to be removed from the game may do so by requesting such through private message at any time. Not all people play for the win - most play simply to give the tokens as gifts to those they care for :) Please request removal ONLY if you do not desire to receive more tokens. Can I order more than one at a time?Yes, you can order as many as you want, for as many people that you want. To keep it organized, please send the appropriate amount of fubucks with a list of ho
My foot is still broken. Apparently, I should never have been allowed to leave 3 weeks ago without support for my foot and advised that I could return to work a 60 hour week (of course I didn't, my GP signed me off sick at my request).
I am being fitted for a moonboot, have you seen those things??? Michael Jackson I ain't!
I also need a CT scan.
I will more than likely need surgery now.
I can't return to work and will probably have to spend another 10 weeks of hell literally pulling my hair out.
I swear people get dumber and dumber on here. This guy wrote me right before I was leaving to shower and I thought he asked if I liked to CAM haha.
ronalreenie: heyy sexxyy
ronalreenie: u like cum ??
Suga Lips: no
ronalreenie: ever had an experience with cum before though ?
ronalreenie: yes or no ?
Suga Lips: Have I ever experienced cum? Are you fucking serious? I'm 29 years old, married and have 2 children: what do you think?!
Dude is also a n00b with no pic and his age says 20. Weirdos.
**EDIT** He decided to write back
ronalreenie: so u dont like it but u just deal with it ???
Suga Lips: I thought you asked me to cam. I do like it. Why do you care?
ronalreenie: yea u got a cam ??
Once again I'm trying to pick a picture to use on facebook. Help me decide please. Just leave your vote in the comments. :)
Ok, have fun and let me know what you think. I have the hardest time deciding between pictures to use on there.
So, I went through my friends list and deleted an ass-load of people and de-fanned another ass-load. Here's why. You bored me, irritated me, point-whored, or contributed nothing to my life.
Some of you I may have deleted because, as far as I know, you've been inactive, but I'd love to re-add you if you're still around.
Some of you were deleted by fubar, methinks, because there's a number of names that I didn't see in my friends/fans list.
Yes, I also deleted people I know irl. They were either annoying or never on.
Why don't I want everyone on my friends list? Because it becomes damned annoying when I'm using it to find someone I WANT to talk to.
If you think you were deleted in error, let me know. If you actually think that, then it's probably true. But if you suffer from delusions and think you're important to me when you're not, don't get butthurt when I tell you I'm not adding you back because you're a boring, point-whoring, whiny bitch.
For those of you who are still on my l
My buddy has been trying, since November, to set me up with some chick. Someone I am NOT interested in. And what gets me is, he KNOWS the type of women I prefer, and this girl doesn't even come close to it. I've told him I wasn't interested and he says "just give her a chance" I've used the excuse "I just got done with someone and I don't wanna be bothered right now" but he just says not to waste any time and get back in the saddle again. (I'm SURE she would be just THRILLED to know he's comparing her to a horse with that statement :p) I've tried being nice about it, I've tried being blunt about it, I've flat out told him I'm not attracted to her, and never will be. But its just falling on deaf ears. I don't understand why he is so adamant about hooking us up, but it got old about 7months ago and he's not taking the hint. Is there anyway to get stubborn people to listen?
Fubar Football Tournament
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE A COACH...RECRUIT YOUR TEAM MEMBERS THEN SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE WITH YOUR TEAM NAME, MASCOT, AND COLORS. ONCE I HAVE CONFIRMED, EACH MEMBER OF YOUR TEAM MUST SEND THE ENTRY FEE! STARTING GAME DATE SUBJECT TO CHANGE DEPENDING ON THE OUTCOME OF TEAMS JOINING!IF SOMEONE ON YOUR TEAM IS BLOCKED FROM MY PAGE I WILL UNBLOCK THEM FOR THEN EVENT!
At My Core...
I'm not one to make blogs like this, so realize you are now a part of history.
Online relationships come and go, trust me.
When MySpace first came out, and before high-schoolers ruined it, I started meeting girls from online.
Granted, it was easy to meet local folks on there compared to fubar now.
MySpace soon became the new "bar scene" for me.
I actually got to know girls, without being tipsy and without watching the clock for the dreaded LAST CALL.
So, I'm not against the idea of "online dating".
Fast-forward quite a few years, and it's a different story...
...especially with fubar.
This profile is almost 4 years, so that makes my original almost 5 years old.
Five years on fubar, and I only thought of travelling to meet TWO girls on this site.
ONE who was really close to me, and another who I really enjoyed our interactions...
Neither ever happened.
But during this time, I met someone.
Someone who impressed me with her morals and outlook on life.
The friendship gr
How To Properly Grab Your Bomb Album Url
I hate bombing. When I have bombed, I hate it even more when people spam you with dead links and you sometimes, occasionally click on them. Learn how to do it right.
Random Gift Day!
Tom and I have been doing a Random Gift Day for over a year now. I've been slacking on it and I'm not too sure about him. At any rate, I think it's time for some changes with it. Don't worry, since Tom says "rules suck", they won't be hard and there won't be a lot of them. [See Tom, I do think of you, lol]
1. The only thing NOT random about Random Gift Day is the date. It will always be the 23rd of every month.
Why the 23? Well that's the random part of it.
2. You can send gifts to your friends, but you also have to send gifts to RANDOM people. Yep. People you know nothing about.
3. The gifts you send have to mean NOTHING. Don't be sending the guy/girl you like something all cute and loving. Send them a birthday card or something, lol
4. If you get a gift, send one back. Just make sure it's just as random as the one they sent you.
5. Make sure when you send a gift, you let the people know it's for Random Gift Day.
That's all I think, lol.
Please Read - Fu-break
First of all, no this isn't a drama deal. I want to thank all my friends on here for being totally awesome! You guys rock! Thank you for chatting with me, reading and commenting on my stuff, and just being good people and not throwing drama around my page. Every single person on my friends list and quite a few that aren't who will probably read this has contributed something to my life and I thank you. I'm glad to have known each and every one of you, even if I acted like an ass at times - sometimes I take a joke too far.
Unfortunately, I need to do something - anything - else with my time. Fubar is just taking up too much of my daily activities that I could be spending on something else. I'm taking a full load of courses this semester and I need to get prioritized and focus on what's most immediately important in my life. Plus, I've been going on Fu pretty hard for a while. It's time I took a break or cut back.
Just in case anyone is wondering (I don't know wh
...they sure do love their photoshop...
...this guy had to be killed...so it pained Stalin so much...he had him removed from the pic [just kidding, .well about it paining him part]
Carry On Comrades!
Blog out of boredom, talk about whatever you want.
Angry Rant About Stuff
I don't generally "need" air conditioning. I can tolerate heat for the most part under normal circumstances.
Not normal circumstances, such as when I'm working and I'm tired and I'm in a slightly pissy mood, does not make for a happy, sweaty me.
My job generally involves me being focused and submitting the proper information to the federal government and stuff. Heat makes me sleepy and makes me not want to do things so properly. Especially when things just start to pile up higher and higher...work-wise and bullshit-wise.
And you people that can't stand when it's cold...buy a sweater. You can put on clothes to be warmer. I can't wander around the office in my t-shirt and boxers. It's not good for business on top of just being downright scary.
So no air conditioning today means I'm grumpy and I'm falling asleep at my desk.
That means my co-worker with his new android phone and his AWESOME apps for it should not be using his air horn app right behind me. It's under warranty I
On the veranda, sitting on the wicker chair on the back porch when I hear Your steps behind me. i can feel my body shiver, just knowing You are near. i hear You move up behind my chair and stop, Your hands coming down to graze the top of my shoulders and run down to my elbows. my head leans back on the chair as i close my eyes and breath deeply to take in Your scent. i feel the pressure on my elbows as You guide me to stand.You come around the side of the chair and stand behind me, Your hands coming around me to cup my breasts, my nipples already stiff. i feel Your mouth on my neck as You whisper to me, I love you, My little one. i feel my knees weaken as i hear those words from You. Your hands slide down over my stomach and reach to my sex, one finger sliding in to feel how wet i am for You already. i feel You turn me to face the chair, and guide me to a kneeling position, laying my arms across the arms of the chair. You tell me to remain still, and i do. i watch You from
A Special Friday Blog..
Sometimes in the rat race that is commonly known as Fubar, some things get missed, or overlooked, yanno like the fact that there are actually real people behind those floating gifs you see all the time. People get so caught up in bling, drama, who's doing what and playing who that sometimes well, important things are missed. With that in mind I want you to show some love to a friend today, on her birthday, as she's having a lilll bit of a tough spell out there. So give a warm Happy Birthday and well wishes to:
Irresistable Beauty xxFuCTxx @ fubar
I just know she'll appreciate it...
Two side notes:
- A) I'm buying all of your unused tickers, sb or pm me with messages.
- B) And a new normal blog this weekend.
It's a hollllllllllliday weekend, let's hope for a bling sale, js...haha peace.
I went to the hospital today to speak to the consultant. Yeah, all my whinging worked and I was given an earlier appointment to speak to the head honcho.
He agrees that waiting 17 weeks for a fracture to heal and taking into account the fact I need my feet to do my job. Surgery is the only option I have at present. He confirmed that he could not guarantee that waiting any longer would promote the healing of the fracture naturally. Ya think???? Must obviously take a brain surgeon to figure that one out.
Anyway, i'm so much happier that there is almost an ending sight, even though it may take another 8/10 weeks. I really don't care, I know I will be getting my life back and I can actually start planning ahead. At least now I have a time frame.
*does a dance*
looks like I need to do a blog...start with the light shit, Went to see Resident Evil...was pretty good...I was able to sweet talk my way out of having to work the beer tent again tonight as well...which leaves me the time to do the blog.As many of you know last week Joanna and I had a fight...which should have stayed at that but Debby came in for the kill showing me convos that she said were Jo stabbing me in the back..and yes, at the time that is exactly what they appeared to be. She said she would follow with screenshots from her and John proving it further. Those never came thru, I finally broke and spoke with Jo the other day, she sent me the REST of the convos associated with what Debbys had shown me..so yes they were her word....just put together to suit Debbys needs. Now Debby..welll where to begin . Few weeks ago I received a Bday gift in the mail from John. I finally said soething about it and of course was called a liar, a psycho..all kinds of shit. Then I produced the invoi
Png Had A Bad Day
PNG comes into my office on Friday crying, turns out her BF is about to break up with her. She wants to get on facebook and make the hit first (we have it blocked from the office) so she asked if I could help (of course, it's blocked for the users, not the admins.)
I hook her up, and she goes over the details, he's a democrat and she's a republican and he didn't like how she voted in the last election (if you remember what I posted about her politics before, just shut up) and he said something along the lines that he basically found her vapid. I am paraphrasing here, but that's the gist I got.
So I tell her plenty of nice things; there's someone better for you, you're a sweet pretty woman, full of laughter, who wouldn't go after you, and etc. In an attempt to make her laugh, I say "I guess you'll finally let me take you to lunch now" but yeah, that didn't go over well.
Ya know, I am being just the awesome guy I am, though its really not flying, I think it got to the point w
Speaking Of Brain Dead Zombies
Just had a user come into my office and say "This government website is down, I wanted to know if someone could call them and find out when it will be back up"
First of all, why can't you? It doesn't require a degree to ask "When will you be back up?"
Then, like they would even tell you, because you know constant interruptions always make me fix things faster.
Yeah, I'll be so glad when I leave this place, I'm tired of being the master of the freaking internet.
Ooops See If I Follow You Folks Anymore ...you Know I Will
I must have made the person mad
Its time t...: U BITCH
To Its time t...: you nasty cunt
Its time t...: FUCK YOU
To Its time t...: try some feminine hygiene
For The People
I shouldn't even have to write this because it's so stupid, but I've been noticing it a lot lately and it annoys the hell out of me. I come on here because I'm bored, I like talking to people, I like laughing and goofing off and you really don't need to think much to be on here. It's a nice escape from reality and we can all use an escape sometimes. Having said that, I notice people taking stuff WAY too seriously on here (and other sites.) Sometimes, a status is just a status--there is no need to overanalyze. I put a lot of song lyrics, movie/tv quotes in my status and I get random people saying things like "whoooa I better watch out for you" or something similar.
Friends/family ranking: If you don't like the "position" you are on in someone's list, you need to log out. Plain and simple. I don't organize my list by who I like the most; it's usually by who I've known longest/talk to the most. Don't like it--delete me. Funnily enough, people who have said others were ridiculous for
When we say goodbye,
We alway's think of the past,
these memories we soon cherish
because time seems to go by so fast.
I hope I left you with good memories,
filled with laughter and love,
I'll take these memories with me ,
as I go to Heaven above.
Though I must leave you ,
tears please not shed,
remember the good times we shared,
filled with laughter and love instead.
Before I leave you,
I just want you to know ,
I didn't want to say " Goodbye"
it was just my time to go.
Guess what? Tomorrow there will be triple points.
For once, it's not about me. :P
This guy has 3 mil points to go. Could you help out between today and tomorrow and make it happen?
He's like the best dude friend you could like have.
Chef Jay@ fubar
That is all.
Spinoza was asking me about converting from atheism to my religion.So here is the prayer for my religion, it is called PUSSALITUS, and those who follow it are called PussalitistThe prayer is simpleYou open or spread your hands while kneeling or standing in front of a nude woman.THE GREAT ALL KNOWING PUSSALITUSWE THANK YOU FOR YOUR EVOLUTIONARY JUMP OF THE GREAT PUSSYWE PRAY AND GIVE THANKS YOUR POWER OF THE PUSSY THAT MAKES GROWN MEN CRY AT THE SWEET TASTE IT LEAVES WITHIN OUR BODIESOH GREAT PUSSALITUS, WE ARE BUT SLAVES TO YOUR POWER.WE ARE BUT MEN TO YOUR GREAT FEMININE ATTRIBUTES.. then chant three times ALL POWER TO THE PUSSY and you are doneTo finish the prayer you think have sex with the great offering of the goddess Pussalitus
So let us all now [iif you are a very hot woman] get together and worship the goddess pussalitus and her male counter part the god Pan [well that is technically aphrodite and pan but yea]
Who's up for an orgy?
Sam Sham and his new bride Samantha were racing down a country road toward the city. Suddenly Sam's car began to sputter and cough, and finally stalled. Realizing his car was out of gas, Sam decided to go for help. before leaving, he instructed Samantha to lock all four doors and keep the windows rolled up tight. Sam returned to the car to find his new bride dead and a stranger in the car. The windows and doors still locked and closed, and the car undamaged. How did Samantha die, and who is the stranger?
discuss amongst yourselves and solve...yes this is for your final grade!! lol
as you were
Many of my fu-friends that know this crazy bitch, and have heard her deny that she stalks me but this dumb cunt found me on Facebook and asked to be added to my profile and was told to fuck off. When I wouldnt let her get on as a friend on facebook she located my sister and my son and begun hassling both of them. At first I didnt know it but she had said that my son and sister were so much nicer than I was and that tipped me off immediately that she had already contacted them. As soon as she had said that I asked my son and daughter if she had and they had both said that she did. I told them about her and asked them both to remove the bitch, and my sister did but my son thought that it was funny being a wiseass like his father he laughed at me and said no. I said ok but I will laugh at you when she starts harassing you and your friends like she did me. My sister was telling me how the dumbass was "liking" every single comment that she made. She blocked her soon after. The one thing
It's All About Me
I'm having a Happy Hour!
It's been a couple of years... but I have a day off work next Monday (11/15) so I decided to do a fu-nooner :D
I know all of my friends have at least e-ADD so I'll remind moar, closer to the day.
BE THERE OR BE BLICKED! :P
Had some time off for the holiday last week...time off work but not time off from working. Most of my week was spent running my mom around from store to store to get everything for the big day. My mom, as I may have mentioned before, does not drive. She never has. Seems odd in this day and age, but it just is. And I am apparently a better driver than my dad who gives her a heart attack every time she drives with him. So I was chauffeur for the week.
I did have some down time and most of that was spent watching the first three seasons of The Big Bang Theory. I only recently got into this show and I wish I'd found it earlier. I've seen them all now and I must admit...I am a giant geeky nerd. Not a "fully understand string theory" nerd, but most of it isn't over my head. And my geek side is always strong. Having Stan Lee sign a Batman comic is way funnier for me than it is for you. Comics, videogames, sci-fi...all right in my wheelhouse. I've known all of these character
Well todays subject doesnt take much thought to come up with...
What is your New Years resolution going to be? And Why? Do you honestly think you will be able to stick to it and/or achieve it?
As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT.
Please check out the other questions of the day.
Please Rate This Blog & Follow It
SWAGFUNK: There will never be a day when the heart would not ponder the thought of you. There can never be a moment when the visions have become so darkened that your reflection has been removed from the concious perception. May there never be a day when the evening would find great sadness because it would not be able to adore the remarkable sensation that has been discovered in you.
That is all.
I am making some pictures for my "crazies" and "stalkees" before I leave. Let me know if you would let me "borrow" a picture of you for it. Thank you
The People I See ~ Ramblings Of A Feverish Brain
Some of you are here for fun
Some of you are here to find sex or love
Some of you are genuine
Some of you are only here for people when they are happy
Some of you think I have aligned myself with someone you don't like and leave without looking back
Some of you listen only to what friends say and don't use your own observational skills to pass judgment - and we all judge whether we like to admit it or not; it's how you do so that defines you as a person
Some of you need to put others down to make you feel better
Some of you, very few, are truly awesome - these people are in my family list, though some are still missing
Some of you feel slighted to have been deleted from my list and thus avoid me - this I understand because I have felt the same way, but I tried to make it clear in my blogs and about me why it was done
All of you are real people, despite what most say. Someone physical lies behind the screen, whether they choose to be themselves or someone totally different
One sense of self.
Matter is neither created or destroyed...only changed.
Turning inward, folding, imploding.
Through, renewed, other dimensions, other self.
Photocopied, shifted off center.
Outside, smile, false face.
Inside, darkness, cold, never changing, afraid.
Same matter, no matter.
Soul, no soul, no ethereal shadow.
Finger rests upon me. Mirrored. My enemy.
I think I need some kind of vacation maybe.
I care too much that I don't care enough. Expressing myself, when it matter, doesn't come easy.
This facade, this electronic cloak, is really me...inside out. Outside is the hard shell, the uncaring, flavorless.
I don't expect any of this to make sense. Nothing much ever makes sense.
I want a shell, I want an island...I want to be alone...but I want you.
I can't have you...I forgot how to find you. Inside your fort of cushions, pillows and blankets...held together by disappointment. I fail. out of breath.
Fraud...too many folds..
Today Is A Good Day
Excited about tomorrow!
My baby sister and I are going to shop together..I really hate shopping,but love her. Poor thing has to have some bone removed from her elbow soon,so she deserves some time with her wacky big sister ;)
Every friday should be bone your spouse day! ....js
Cory is losing weight and getting super hot rawrrrrrrrrrrr
I am getting more and more nervous about Feb 8th,but ready for it to be here!..discussing my surgery then and hopefully setting a date!!!! I hope workman's comp will agree and NOT back out and let me have my life back.
Mom is at dialysis and I am keeping my fingers crossed..we are taking things one moment at a time.
After tomorrow... I am grounding myself from Bath & Body Works!....... I am in lust with that store..everyone needs to get the scent "FOREVER SUNSHINE",soooooooooo you can smell like ME!
that is all!.....why are you reading this????
go bone now!
Do You Got What It Takes?
So I have run a couple "GOD MODES" and I have learned some interesting things........
1. People don't give a FUCK about what your status says until you have that little blinking lightning bolt next to your name. You can literally post for 2 weeks straight that you are taking offers for family adds and not get 1 single offer until you activate.
2. SUDDENLY everyone of the fuckin "green" and "red" name ppl wanna leave you status comments like they have been your BFF since you started FU.
3. Fu-sers like to jump in your SB claiming how "fu-poor" they are and they "really need a boomy, famp, or auto 11 to level :( " And of course I just wanna jump up and say " OMFG!! Of course I will help you!! You're sooooooo cool and I see you scroll all the time. I just wanna lick your ass so you will love me" FOR REAL?!?!?! Get a FUCKING LIFE!!!
4. I KNOW how much you can make in Fubucks running a God mode....... BUT apparently everyone is soooooooooo poor that they can only offer
Show me what your soundtrack would look like.
Opening credits: The StoryWaking up: Whatever Average day: Just Another Day in ParadiseFirst date: OrdinaryFalling in love: Something BeautifulLove scene: With MeFight scene: HeadstrongBreaking up: What I Didn't SayGetting back together: Come Down to MeSecret love: StayLife's okay: Fine AgainMental breakdown: Down with the SicknessDriving: Break StuffLearning a lesson: What I Cannot ChangeDeep thought: She Don't Want the WorldFlashback: Ruff Ryders AnthemPartying: Party Like a RockstarHappy dance: Like This Regretting: 21 GunsLong night alone: It Never Entered My Mind Death scene: WastelandClosing credits: She Don't Want the World
A Proof Lesson, A Thank You & Some Points To Ponder...
ahh..may as well get this overwith so we can move on..because you know, we still have so much work to do...
Hello kids, how are we?...First and foremost, I'd like to thank every single person that spread the word, submitted screenshots, contributed and offered general support in what looks like the busting of the goon in the previously mentioned Valentine's Day Massacre blog..
That was beyond the scope of anything I thought it was when the idea was first presented to me, as is usually the case when dealing with high profile scam jobs and con artists...would you believe I'm still getting more info from more people about it?...amazing...just amazing...
So thank you...
Secondly, wow I don't even know where to start with this one. Fubar is a place where alot of money, feelings, and personal interaction takes place. Inevitably, it will lead to lead to people fighting. And people have every right under creation to cut, remove, jilt, distance themselves, push away (my god I hate t
Okay...I have a pimp hand....is there anyone you want me to slap?
I'm on the air in Area 51 - come & join me. I'm taking requests. (if I have it, my music library is 12,000)
I'm taking a break from the MUMMs.
^^click that to enter^^
I Am Batman In A Bar...
So I went out tonight to watch the Sabres play and have a beer and some wings. I am sitting in the bar, and in walk these two couples, who take seats at the end of the bar.
Pretty Girl buys a drink for herself and attractive guy.
Less pretty girl buys drink for herself and starts a tab
Average guy buys drink for himself.
Pretty girl talks to attractive guy
Less pretty girl turns her back on average guy and listens to pretty girl talk.
Based on these actions I determined that Pretty Girl and Attractive guy are dating. Less pretty girl is pretty girl's friend, average guy is attractive guy's friend. Attractive guy set average guy up with less pretty girl so that she would not be third wheel.
I confirmed my hypothesis after I bought average guy a drink, for I felt bad for him that less pretty girl, which let me say, yeah she had a decent rack, but she's fighting a losing battle snubbed him.
Sex Is No Accident (repost)
MTV recently launched a new safe sex awareness campaign. It might simply be an attempt to manage outcry over their teen sex series Skins. But the ads, which depict preposterous situations leading to accidental sex, are real funny.
Life, Love And Fubar
It's strange for me to be writing this really because having started I'm not really sure how to continue. In the time I have been here at Fubar, I have made a few enemies, some very good friends and one person in particular who makes my whole exsistance mean something. No matter what the relationship, I am thankful for each and every one of you. You have all been the source of a great deal of happiness to me and have become a part of my life that I cannot go a day without, and even though Fubar will only allow me to put 50 of you into my fu-family, I wish that I could include each and every one of you. Some of you have known me for quite a long tme, others are only recently getting to know me but I would like to think that I have touched your lives in much the same way that you have all touched mine.
Having said that, and probably sounded like an old fool, I suppose, its time to get to the point.
I have for a couple of months been suffering from some health problems. Those of you th
I Hate Your Profile.
I hate the new profile setup.
Why should I have to scroll down to do pimp you out, buy your arse, bling you etc ???
Yes, I am a lazy bitch and it grates on my nerves.
Change the fucker back !!!!
(h) you all !!!
OK, here is one for you, Dr. Ninja. When it comes to Fubar, I am old school. When I put someone in my family, it is because I think they are my friend unless it for a specified reason (like helping them level). Should I be upset when someone puts me in their family because I am a friend, then they remove me to add someone that pays them for a spot? Or, should I just recognize that this is the new Fubar where family can be bought and sold? Sincerely,Questioning friendships
Dear Questioning friendships,
Whether or not you are listed in someone's family, unless there was an argument precipitating the removal, you shouldn't really matter. Some of us rotate family members frequently so that people who don't usually get the benefits of famps and such finally do. Sometimes, money is tight and we want some credits. So we sell a spot for a run, then go back to the usual lot. If you think it diminishes your place in their life, you probably want to analyze the fact that you care m
Damn, I Am Good
Ok...I have been growing a garden...herbs, tomatoes, and onions...
I have really been working hard landscaping and getting my yard looking good
I have been eating better and walking..I am really working hard to improve my whole life, not just one part
I bought a new grill (and assembled it myself) and tonight..I cooked a damn fine dinner
I made chicken with rosemary I grew, red potatoes with green onion and fresh parsley ( i grew both ) and fresh green beans with grape tomatoes
Icooked it all on the grill...and i gotta say...I am a damn good cook lol
Someone Get This Pervert A Referral Link!!
Someone get this man a Fubar Referral link!
How many people on here know someone with this kind of story hmm? Lies, cover ups, lies, sex, pictures, bs, lies, then only once busted, the truth they do reveal...
New York - Rep. Anthony Weiner Admits Sending Lewd Twitter Photo - 06/06/11
But he sure was the first one to criticize GOP members about their ETHICS!!!
It's funny what people admit to when they are pushed. On every level. This is why we seek truth. This is why society is the way it is and why you need to be vigilant about who and what you trust and with what tongues they use to speak their words. Crazy right?...peace.
Fake Profile Used In A Murder Plot...
This is for all the people that think that busting fakes is, "unimportant," "no one cares," or whatever they say. Check out this story and you let me know what you think..
Complete story here:
This crap can get crazy, and people need to wake up..js. Have a great weekend!
A Gift For The Fakes...
Courtesy of Alethea (I still call her Ashwee)....if you see a fake drop this on their page...
LOL. Maybe it will deter a tool or two.
I know alot of people are having problems with their credits being lost due to "Pink Muffin Mania" day today. You should receive something like this if you actually paid for some of them. I think the glitch is fixed and here's some explanation of it...here's the message that was sent to me from someone who got some of their lost credits back:
That's a lot of fucking muffins. I want whatever was in -that- frosting lol peace.
You turn me on…
Not like a light switch…
Like an old oil lantern…
Smoldering…from blackness…to enough heat to melt metal…
Every sense slowly feeling the burn…until my brain is on fire with the thought of you…
Until I can’t think, can’t breathe…until I burn.
I almost want just a little bit of snow…
Not a lot…just enough to cover the grass and coat the branches with their winter leaves…
It reminds me…that winter isn’t a dying time…it’s a re-birth….
The dark and grey can weigh heavily when you can’t find out how to feel your reincarnation…
It’s why we make resolutions, why we turn over a new leaf…
You need to live winter, not just live through it…
Shed your skin, strip away the layers of your mind that have been holding you back…
It reminds us that we need to change, to move, in order to live…
High On Cold Meds
MASo won't let me blog. So this is me not blogging! :D Or blogging about not blogging. Something. Either way, he is REALLY bossy. This doesn't count as a blog, MASo.
I'm on cold meds and I'm goofy (more than normal.) Does he look mad? I bet he's mad. :D
Hiiiiiiiiiiiii peoples. How's you doin'?
Once Apon A Time
Once apon a time, I went on the computer and talked to a real life Angel.
But didn't know she was an Angel, because I didn't know her yet.
Then one day we desided to meet up.
Then I found out Angels are true.
But this Angel was a little different then the rest.
Only because she didnt really think she was an Angel, and she was lost.
She was a true life living Angel.
But she was lost, he in the States, insted of being free in Heaven.
Only because she didnt truly believe she was one.
I have faith in god, but once meeting her, nothing else in this world met nothing to me.
I just wanted to be with this Angel.
And I wanted her to realise she was an Angel.
But when your 100% sure she was a real life living Angel, How do you make her believe that?
You really cant make anyone believe something, they feel is not true.
But this was a totaly true Angel of God.
So how do I make a lost Angel, not be lost?
Thats what im working on now. But me not being an Angel it's ha
Ravings, Rantings And Rankings.....
I cant begin to tell you what you all mean to me. Yesterday was absolutely amazing and I guess my pea brain had no idea what it was gonna be like to be on everyone's home page for 24 hours...lol.
The response to that overwhelmed this lil gal from texas' heart. You people are incredibly amazing to me. Those that know me well know that if there is anything at all I can do for you for showing me so much kindness all you need do is ask. Im incredibly behind in rating you all and if I havent, which yesterday was next to impossible, please remind me especially if you are needing to level up and I'll come and help push you over or pimp you out as need be.
I do want to address one thing that is in my mind this morning. Over the day and last night several haters came to my profile...Never once commenting on anything but to leave 1's, 4's etc...whatever the number, I guess in some attempt to make me feel badly or to drop my rating or whatever. Never being brave enough to speak to me.
December 5th, 2006
As of this last Sunday it was recommended that I go back on my birth control patches to get back to normal....I remember when I was waiting for the right time to get off of them and now I am back on them but I get the feeling that they are working. I am starting to feel a little bit more normal again. I still cry sometimes and miss my baby. I made a little place in the house dedicated to the baby on an onld fashioned dresser and I have promised myself to take it down by the first of the year or when I am pregnant...whichever comes first. I want to remember this but I dont want to drag it out for too long. I think that I am already starting to let it all go. I didnt go in for my blood draw yesterday or today. I am gonna wait as long as I can before it drives me crazy and I NEED to know my numbers. Maybe I will go tomorrow. Thanks to those that keep following this with me.
This story will be somewhat darker than you might be used to. If you have read my profile or stories before you know of my desire for a "playtoy". Their are qualities I look for in my toys. Being open, honest is really a big one as well. Spontainious for those sudden urges I just may have. Being uninhibited also a must because I may decide to play with you in public as well. Warped sense of humor will help because when not playing,I tend to be goofy. Finally, you MUST be creatively dirty minded...(mischevious grin).
I moved into a new home, it'll be almost 3 years next July. Living alone I really didn't need such a large home,but I wanted a spare bedroom,a study,and my dream...a "Play Room".
This is something I worked long and hard on,creating most of the things that are inside. The builder thought I was nust when I requested 2x12 rafters in this room as well as large cabinets that were at least 4ft. deep and at a higher level than the cabinets in the kitchen or bathrooms. I also
The End To My Ordeal Is At Hand
Tomorrow is my ultrasound to assure that my uterus is in fact now empty. In some ways its kinda bittersweet. One the one hand we want it to be because that will signal that I am healing and that this will all finally come to an end. On the other hand, it will make it FINAL that our baby is indeed GONE and its a big pill to swallow even now almost 3 months later. I keep trying to hold my chin high and brave this old yet new pain. We have an ornament hanging for the baby on Wednesday as well and hopefully we will be able to meet other parents who have survived this as well. This Christmas will be sweet and yet tough. It will be me and Mikes first Christmas AND the first Christmas knowing the baby is gone. I hope that I can make it through without crying though I am thinking I am not gonna be able to. Thank you all for stopping in to read and being my friends...you are all great!
Afternoon Fantasy - Elevator
The elevator door closes and behind me is a very handsome man that I noticed as I entered. He is wearing a very expensive looking suit with an attaché case in his right hand leaning up against the wall. He smiles at me as I enter the elevator and press the button for the floor below the button he pushed. We have many floors to go yet.
I stand there in the middle of the floor and we begin our ascent to our destination.
I can smell the scent of his cologne as it wafts over my shoulder. Very manly and extremely seductive was the scent from his cologne. It made my mind wander with the allure from his scent.
I hear the tap of his attaché case as he sets it on the floor behind me and off to his side.
Suddenly, I feel his arm slowly reach around my waist and give me a slight tug backwards and I can feel his body press up against my back. I gasped for a second but never said a word.
Against my ass I can feel the stiffness of his cock as it rises beneath his pants. It is gett
A date with you would start, of course, with me asking you out and you accepting. It would begin around Nine AM I will take you to a restaurant on the beach where we would have a light breakfast...its a good way to get rid of butterflies in the stomach as well as communicate some ice breaking topics, this also gives you an out if you choose to end date.........After we have ate a bit and enjoyed talking to each other and we are both more relaxed, i will take you to a nice late morning stroll on the beach. We can hold hands and walk and talk about how beautiful the scene is and i will tell you how the day is so much more beautiful with you by my side..
We can play a bit chase each other around and walk barefoot in the shallow water.....I will kiss you at some point, a good kiss looking onto your wanting eyes, holding your face to mine....kiss, should you return the kiss I will embrace you, squeeze you close to me, at you will probably feel at this point my desire for you. But this i
Happy Valentine's Day 2 The Lady I Love The Most Always & Foreve
You came into my life one morning on a cold and snowy day, I had never seen such beaty you just stole my heart and soul away, you gave my life new meaning, I so did worship you, and as the days past to years your beauty only grew,
my most treasured memories all begin and end with you, but this world can be so empty, heartless and cold, I lost you far to early long before your day was due..
You will always be my special angel the one love that will always last and I couldn't let this day go by without saying to you,
Happy Valentine's Day My Angel,
Mystikal Dawn I So Miss you..
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Some people SERIOUSLY don't understand the word NO. Most people on here aren't here to listen to others bitch and complain about how one person has more points then them, this persons using greese monkey, oh no, and this person hates me boo fucking hoo bitches. NO ONE gives a fuck seriously. You can take your cry baby asses, back to myspace or cybersocieties cause we all know thats where you babies came from. UGH they annoy me. HOW HARD is it for people to just come online for a few hours and HAVE FUN.
It seems to be extremely hard for some people. And to be honest i don't really care if you disagree. This is my blog and i will state my opnion anywhere i want, anyway i want. Get the fuck over it.
Yes im bitchy right now, but im sick and tired of hearing cry babies.
Ugh if you agree with me rate this blog :)
Help Me Guys!
I am building a sports funny website, as you know. That being said, I want to put out there a little contest of sorts for the name of the site. I would appreciate any input you might have. My idea was www.bestdamnsportsblogperiod.com but that may cause an issue, as you know. Thanks guys!
This One Is For Diomand Earings Paid During Happy Hour
remember i will send thge gift to anyone u want anonymously with a note saying u send it
guess a number fro 1-20 unlimited guesses but one per comment winner announced soon as i see the number.......if no winner in 10 minutes 1st person to guess wins by default
People Ask Why I Have A Foot Fetish
i'm often asked how i came to love feet so much. Every person that has a fetish, has their own way it formed, and many don't know why. But i do remember how mine began.
It was in the 3rd grade, i had a very strict teacher, but as strict as she was, she was also beautiful and fashionable. High heeled, open toed shoes were the fashion and she wore them often. A few times a week, she would gather us together in the back of the room for story time. She would sit on a stool and read us a story, while we all sat on the floor at her feet. i remember eventually getting bored with the story, and just looking at her toenails. i'd just watch them, they weren't doing tricks or anything of course, but for some reason they really fascinated me. i remember how disappointed i was when her sandals turned to boots for the winter, and how it just wasn't the same to stare at her boots.
By the end of the year, i was not only looking at her toenails, but other teacher's toenails as well, and co
Remember The Love???????????
"Absence does for love what the wind does for a flame:
it extinguishes the weak, and feeds the strong"
That's the Beat of a Heart
Sometimes it's hard to don't wanna look over your shoulder
'Cause you don't want to remember where you've been
There'll come a time you die,
If you could only hold (her,him)
'Cause I know that's where I am
So listen with all your heart
Hold it inside forever
You may find all your dreams have already come true
Look inside and find the part that's leading you
'Cause that's the beat of a heart
Sometimes you'll drown it out with all your rage and thunder
Sometimes you'll drown it out with all your tears
There'll come a time when you hear it and you'll wonder
"Where in the world have I been?"
Talk About Luck...
In the picture above you can see where this guy broke through the guard rail (on the right side where the people are standing) and somehow his truck left the road, traveling from right to left and flipped end-over-end, across the culvert outlet landing on the other side.
Now look at the picture below...
If that isn't luck I don't know what is!
Parents And Their Kids
Parents should be upfront about everthing with there kids except what the kids are getting for xmass and birthdays. if you like to walk around the house naked or topless then you should weather kids are around or not nomater there age and so on. If more parents were naked around there kids at home then less adults would be uptight about nakedness becase they grew up with it.
what do you think? why? how come? what for? when? where? because...?
Any More Questions???
I hate answering all the same, stupid questions over and over, especially since most of your answers can be found in my profile if you'd only take the time to read... So to address some of the things I encounter multiple times on a daily basis:
*I will NOT show you my private folder. I don't care if you beg, whine, whatever. The answer is still no.
*I will not send you "extra" pictures. What I have posted is all you're gonna see.
*I have a son. He is 4 years old and he is my world.
*I am NOT gonna have cyber or phone sex with you. Or for that matter, sex in real life. I don't need you to satisfy me. You probably couldn't anyway.
*I do not own a web cam and even if I did, I would not be getting on it for you.
*I will NOT talk dirty to you in the shoutbox, on a messenger, on the phone, in email, etc.
*I will NOT hook up with one of my friends. Go find your own damn girls.
*Yes, I am single. That does not mean I want a boyfriend and that does not mean I want to have sex randoml
Caption It | Vol.1 | 007
RFB’s Bi-Weekly Photo Blog
Caption It - Bi-Weekly it is!
(Start sending in your pictures and I will feature them in a round of "Caption It") I will be doing these bi-weekly now so keep an eye out!
The name of the game is “Caption It” and the rules are simple.
1. Check out this blog twice a week for a new photo and hysterical captions.
2. Comment with a caption of your own!
You could caption the photo in general or “quote” the person/people in it. (rude, funny, gross, sarcastic, political etc… ANYTHING GOES!) I will be making this blog NSFW so post whatever you like.
3. Have fun!!!
TELL YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY!!! THEY ARE MISSING OUT.
You walk into the bathroom; candlelight flickers on the walls casting softly luminous shadows. One captures your attention and as you turn your head you see me, naked, kneeling over the bathtub. My beautiful tight round ass is lifted slightly in the air as I adjust the temperature of the water, my long red hair hanging over my breasts, attracting your eyes to their hardened tips. You quietly strip down as you watch me and I turn the water from bath to shower. As you walk up behind me, you gently squeeze my ass. I turn around quickly and gaze into your eyes. Then you grab me, kissing me passionately, nibbling on my lower lip. Turning out of your grasp, I pull away and without turning to you step quickly into the shower.
“Mind if I join you?” you ask
“No, not at all.” I wiggle my ass slightly saying for you to come and get me. The steam from the shower fills the room as you step into the shower. With the multitude of hanging plants around us, it’s almost as if we were in a tropical
SHE IS HERE!!!! I started getting the contractions on the 9th at 10pm after i took the castor oil, and i figured that they would just go away, but i went to sleep and woke up around 5am with stronger contractions than i went to bed with. i called my mom at work and told her i needed to go to the hospital. when we got there i wasnt dialated anymore, but they told me to drink alot of water and walk around the hospital for an hour, so thats what i did. after i did that they checked me and i was dialated another cm, and 90% effaced. my midwife asked me how long i had been having the contractions and i told her since 10pm the night before, so she said you have been piddleing along for too long. lets have this baby. she broke my water and started me on petocin to speed things up. she asked me if i was still going to go natural and i told her yes. she said i was brave lol so the contractions came and went and got stronger and stronger and before i knew it i was dialated to a
Have You Ever Been So Hurt...?
Ok, I have a question for all of you. and I want HONEST TO GOD ANSWERS.
First off, let me start with this. Have you ever been so hurt by everyone, and so angry with everyone, and so disturbed and confused with everyone and everything crashing down in your life, and are so tired of crying, that you just turn into stone?
Thats where I am right now. For those that dont know me, or much about me, you're in for a real treat.
Here I am. 22 years old. Moved from California to be with my sister out here in Florida, to keep her fucking psychotic ex boyfriend away, and to make sure she doesnt do anything stupid between July 3 (when I moved out here) to October 11th, when she'll be 18. Because my mom and sister weren't able to keep their apartment because with only one income my mom couldnt keep up with the $1300 a month rent on this bomb ass apartment, they had to move in to my Grandmas house. My grandma lives in a 3 bedroom 2 bathroom house. And before I came along, there was my grand
I am going to quote Katt Williams here..."Ladies, stop waiting on a man to tell u ur the shit. If ur the shit, ur the mutha fuckin shit." A man dont need to tell u this. Its something that u should already know. I am saying this because I see all these mumms that ask "am I cute?" "Do u like me?" Who the hell cares really! I am a beautiful...full figured woman and I know it! I dont need anyone to tell me what I already know! So with that being said I am gonna close this with one more quote from Katt... "hows a woman gonna say u messed up her self esteem? Bitch its called 'SELF ESTEEM' its esteem of ur mutha fuckin self. how did I fuck up the U feel about U simple bitch?" Ladies keep it real...men always repect ur women!
Hatfield And Mccoy's ..... Listen Up!!
You know, I am watching and have watched this site make and break relationships.
Where have I been?? The last week or so, I've just been back in the cut watching the scene. In all honesty, I've been really disappointed by it.
To some of you, the rest of this blog may not make any sense but to others, it will be crystal clear.
About a year or so ago...give or take, a group of great people made some connections on this site. As time went on, these people became friends. Not just dot com friends but "park my feet under your table" type of friends. Even some of those who had not met face to face yet had formed bonds that seemed impenetrable at the time. They stood with one another for the good and rolled with one another when shit got ugly....they were watching each other's backs.
Now, through fu-fame, and the rest of the illusions of grandure and opportunity that this site festers, I’m watching the same people no longer watching one another’s back. It appears that s
There is a reason I do not have pics of my "kitty" on fubar.
There will not EVER be pic of my "kitty" on here.
SO STOP ASKING.
I am deleting and blocking everybody who asks for some or tells me I should post some.
Well I just cut my list by half lmfao
What Happened To Me This Week...
This has been one hell of a week.
For a week that started off so horribly, it sure ended on a bizarrely high note.
For those of you that didn't know, I was in a really bad car accident last Friday, courtesy of a drunken driver. Yay. I was bruised, sprained, battered, and smashed.... but amazingly, did not break a single bone. Which is even more amazing considering I got a really bad concussion from putting my face through my side window. The bruising is only now starting to go away from my face. The only thing that tells me is my doc is going to have one HELL of a time cutting into my head, but that's another story for a later blog.
So I was supposed to chill, rest, and relax this week. After Monday, I was ready to kill people, so I begged my way into getting a rental, and drove myself to work. Yeah, most of you will think I'm a fucking moron, but hey...that's just the way I am.
So, yesterday (Friday) rolls around, and I get a surprise that makes everything worth while. N
Who Wants A Morph Made Or Some Quick Easy Fubucks?
Who wants a morph made or some quick easy Fubucks?
What do you have to do?
Goto Stephanie Lynn's page
You must do this in order
1. Rate her (10 or above)
2 Fan her
3 Add her as a friend
when you add her
your request must say
Lisa sent me to Rate/Fan/Add you
Do this and I will give you 3000 Fubucks
Or I will make you a morph, you decide
You must send me a message when done(Not a shout)
It's really hard to believe that a whole year has passed since I wrote a blog about this subject, but it has! Anyhow, next week is production week (a.k.a. the longest week of my life; hell week; etc.) for our show. That means VERY little sleep, let alone time to be here with you all. I will make every effort to log on whenever the opportunity presents itself. But, please don't think I am ignoring any of you or avoiding you if I don't get the chance. I look forward to being on, at least for a little while, next weekend, but we'll also see how that goes. So, my friends take care and be safe! Talk with you all soon!
Some idiot in the sb.... he bugged me last night and kept asking me what I thought of his pics. Today he again started asking me what I thought of his.
As usual, start from the bottom. He blocked me, and then kept going, even when I couldn't respond.
izbig&: u fucking slut
izbig&: who one bitch. ur pussy stinks
izbig&: check it out got omething for u
->izbig&: Um, you started talking to me...
izbig&: then y talk to me
->izbig&: No, I'm not disrespectful and rude, I don't take orders from people I don't give a shit about.
izbig&: ur disrespectful and rude.. hows it feel
->izbig&: You're a complete asshole to me and you want me to do something for you?
izbig&: just do it please
->izbig&: Actually, I could hav my choice of several guys, and I DO have someone, so fuck you... and why would I leave you a pm?
izbig&: leave me a pm
izbig&: thats y u have no one looser
->izbig&: Damn straight I don't need to do anything. I do what I w
In the shower this morning, I was thinking about Awareness and how we all should be more Aware of important causes.
Like my vagina.
[insert pic of sad-looking vagina here]
For just 37 cents per day, you can make a difference in the life of my vagina.
"My god! That's $4.23 less than I spent on a mocha-raspberry-hazelnut-latte this morning!"
"How," you ask, "can I do my part to better the life of this sad vagina?"
I'm glad you asked. I could tell you to send my vagina money, but my vagina, being well-educated and already having too much expendable income, doesn't get that excited about money. Rather, it gets excited about Awareness. So please: give to a charity in my vagina's name. When you're at the grocery store and they ask if you would like to give $1 to fight polio-cephalitis, obviously you do. In the name of Sugar's Love Hole.*
When I got to work, I explained to a coworker my plan to increase Awareness of my vagina.
Coworker: Sugar, what are th
So tonite I was checkin out porn on Altavista and accidentally ( I swear to God, honest) stumbled on a... horse show... pic. I don't think I have ever seen a more disturbing site. :(
All Bad Girls Need To Read This
Hey ! I was going thru my friends list and I was wondering who to start rating my 11’s for the day .. and then I decided who better than my bad girls !!! soooo can u post a blog about it.. basically stating for the next month.. (every day starting today) they get all their pics rated 11’s (guaranteed 96 pics rated 11.. I have my days I forget and then ill rate a profile an 11 .. ) BUT they have to leave a comment on the blog.. so whoever is the 1st 1 to respond I go to them today .. the 2nd 1 I rate them 2morrow.. 3rd 1 to respond I rate them Friday.. so on and so on .. kool ?? let me know
Here is who to thank for this idea
*BooBooKittyFuk* * FU -OWNED BY *A-MAIZE* & *RAINDROPS*..fan&rate b4 add,favor is ALWAYS returned!@ fubar
So, I've decided to auction myself off again. I'm a nut, I know :P
Click the pic below to see what I am offering and to go bid!!!
This Is Really Important!
this is sumthing i want everyone to see!
its sad and scary and really fucked up.
everyone can u pls leave a comment on this, and if u can, try and send this 2 other ppl. because i feel that this blog is really important. and every1 needs 2 c this
Since I am only half evil. I am limiting myself to 333 friends on Fubar.
Busy Time :-)
As a lot of you know me and Porl have been offered a house, it came as a huge surprise and boiled down to me residing in the same village the house is in for 20 years - they call it a strong connection.
Before all this happened we had booked a long over due holiday which we are all excited about ... but .. this means not only are we packing the house up but we are also packing our holiday cases cause its a matter of move and fly lol! ... we like chaos ... NOT lol !!!
We may not be about as much as usual ... so please bear with us .. we arent ignoring you we're probably in a large box - sounds kinky doesnt it? lol! we are still here and still feel the fu love ... :-)
We will be in chaos from now - 12th June, but that doesnt mean we wont drop in from time to time when we can :-)
Thanks for your understanding :-)
Love Sandy xxx
Friday 05-09-08 (cofunments)
Friday, May 09, 2008
Awesome to see you once again!
I hope this finds you with
a full week behind you
An eventful weekend in store!
I've many things in the planning stages
that are hopefully achieved & successful.
Mother's day Weekend is here already!
So of coarse I plan to do something
with my m
Is anyone else having trouble viewing/posting photo comments?
I can't see any of mine and when I try to post one for someone else it doesn't show up for me, but they can see it.
Also... You know how you use to be able to select someone's photo album and click from photo to photo at the top or click on the current photo to go to the next? I can't do that anymore. I have to exit the album, reenter it and select the next photo.
It makes rating photos annoying and time consuming.
UPDATE: PROBLEM FIXED! *thumbs up*
So, I know I might sound like a filthy hypocrite based on my dislike for tats on women...
butt I have decided to get a small Pisces tattoo. Ofcourse being me, and not being able to make up my mind on ANYTHIN ever, I have no idea what kinda design I want. Sooo, I am open to any suggestions :P
Grrrrrrrrrr! My ISP had a major fiber cut on Fathers' Day, and therefore, I was not able to get online the whole day! For those of you who commented me or left love, thank you sooooooooooooooooo much. I am not sure it will still be in the "see all" portion of my Bar Tab, so please let me know you stopped by to do so. Thank you for your understanding!
in the Fubar gift catalog the is a gift called a volcano..Has anyone one ever received one?. More to the point? does anyone know what it is?
Free Oral Sex
OK, here I am in another auction.
Will you come and bid on me, please?
This is what I'm offering:
Here is my offer:
All SFW pics rated during HH (11’s if available--I can use my guy's account too, so there's lotsa 11's available).
Owned by in name for one month
Added as #1 friend for a month
Keep you shitfaced for a month
Link to your profile on my page
Rate all stash during HH
Blog about the owner with link to the page
If bid is more than 20.00 cash
Five custom graphics
One movie with pictures and song of your choice
Being A Point Pimp
Ok so now there are the Fubar Midgets, and you get points anytime someone sees it. Should I be a point pimp and post it on pointwhores' pages so I get points when people visit their page?
The Fu-social Experiment
"Women have it so easy..."
"Guys have to work harder than women to level up..."
"Women just get VIPs and Blasts while we have to buy our own..."
Ever heard of those arguments in the Lounges, MUMMs, Bulletins, Blogs, Shoutbox, or wherever? There really is truth behind this.
I do not only teach, but I am also a student. It's true. I am taking Sociology courses. A big part of being a Sociologist is research and studies.
Say that you are being studied on your free-throw accuracy and having someone take notes of how often you make the free-throws in a game of Basketball. The researcher tells you, "Don't mind me. No pressure. I'm just taking notes on how often you make your shots." Isn't that just a foreshadowing that you have an audience and that you feel you have to do better for the sake of science? I sure feel that. I'd be nervous and miss a lot of shots.
Now, think of a study where no one knows that they're not being studied. Think of that movie called The Truman Show.
When It Rains...
I know.... This is 3 back to back to back Cubby blogs that i'm not happy.
Ever have one of those days that you knew would effect the rest of your life?
Be it, when your girl says yes to marrying you. Or the day you find out your
pregnant? I had one of those days today. Some of you know, most dont. I have
back surgery scheduled on July 17th. next Thursday. I have 2 collapsed disks.
Today i had a pre-op appointment. They FORCEFULLY stuck a camera in me. (Don't
ask). And they took a last look at what they have to do. Well, it wasn't good news.
They saw some changes since the last test. Some growth of nerves, and scar tissue.
Doesn't sound like a big deal right? Well, its big enough for them to tell me today
that they no longer want to proceed with the surgery. At the beginning, there
was a very small chance of something to go wrong. That has changed. Now, Dr. Brock
says there is a 30% chance of something going wrong. (Never walking again).
And since i'm now w
Vacation To Tn
Out of the blue the hubs and I decided to drive to Tennessee sometime within next coupla days. Woo hoo, road trip!
So, now that all my medical issues a re resolving themselves, I decided that my life needs a new direction. So, upon many many discussions with my boss and co-workers, i have decided to study for the MCATs and see where i stand.
If i do well enough on the practice MCAT, i'm going to go full time studying and prepare for the real deal sometime after the first of the year.
So, yep, you read that right, bishes..
Giggity is going to be a doctor!
Yes, that's right, I'm in another auction. What can I say...I'm a glutton for punishment. =P
Anyway, the auction only runs thru Thurs (fast and furious). So get your bids in asap! Even if you can't bid, take the time to rate it, please and thanks.
OK, so I've been playing with my camera (not web cam), and made some vids ; however, they are in an avi. file, and I have no idea how to convert them into anything that can be uploaded on here or my photobucket :(
Zero Waste Policy?
"The Mayor of Kamikatsu, a small community in the hills of eastern Japan, has urged politicians around the world to follow his lead and make their towns "Zero Waste"."
Brilliant stuff. More of this please.
Things About Men
Men don't like hints. THey like for things either to be said upfront, or not to be said at all.
I just came to realization that it will be less than a year when we will start getting ready to put our place back on the market in order to go on a voyage, AKA work program to Europe. The idea is pretty much to travel indefinitely until we run out of moneys. The fact that we will have jobs will make it possible to extend the trip for over a year or more, we'll see. The main chunk of it will be in Scotland, where the work prog is originated, but planning to stay in Russia for a coupla months (my friend there is gonna try to hook me up with a govt translator job-she is a cop in Moscow) since we will stay with my Gramps, in Israel for the same amount of time (staying with my great aunt, and will apply for a civ IDF position), Germany for a while (staying with my cousin in Berlin). These are just the places I can freeload at. The rest will have to be for a lesser amnt of time: Belgium, Finland, Norway, Ireland, Bulgaria, etc. I am all excited, but gettin ready is gonna be a major has
Hey everyone...this guy is a long time friend of mine and he's just 55k from Insider....
Go show him some love. :D
Went to see some friends last night, and they've just bought a new puppy.
Me wants a puppy.
She's so adorable...
I Found Sumfing.
So...my lunch break started out normally enough. Get my purse and keys...wave to my co-workers...get in my car...drive towards food. It was the coming back that really got me. I was driving down the street and I was *almost* back at work when I see a little doggie in the middle of the street. It wouldn't go to anyone, but there were people at the corner that were calling it. I thought I'd get out and help catch the doggie because it was just a little thing and I didn't want it to get hit by any cars. So I go over to the doggie slowly, giving it my best baby talk. She came right to me and rolled over. In my head, I was like, "That was easy". The doggie ended up being a girl. I picked her up and tried to give her to one of the men that was trying to catch her. He wouldn't take her because she wasn't his. I looked over at the people on the corner. They all shook their heads. Not theirs. Course not. If it seems easy, it's probably not. My car was blocking traffic, and sinc
It Never Ends.
I hate blogging. It's always me bitching about something, and i was never a complainer before. But it's the only way to let people know what is up with Cubby. The back is actually not bad today. Finally got all the drugs out of my system and am feeling more myself. The night i got from the hospital was a weird ride. Pretty sure i was having a tea party with Pink Elephants and ghosts. Cubby rule #531: Never let a nurse stick you with a needle without knowing what it is.
But as i said, the back feels good today. :D Yaaaaaa. But instead of taking it easy to make sure it stays that way. I'm off to a Wedding. LOL. It's my best buddy Fred's wedding and i'm the best man. So i kinda have too yanoo. :P It's both Gloria's and Fred's second marriage so it's very informal. So no sexy Cubby in Tux pics later. Sorry. Lmaoooo
So, for those that miss the Cubby comments, i should be leaving some tomorrow. Thanks to everyone who has missed them. Thanks to everyone who gave me well wishes in the
Here We Go Again....
Just to let everyone know, my mother had yet another cath done today on the artificial artery which runs from her heart, to her kidneys and bowels. The graphs have closed up and it looks a if she is going to have to have surgery which we had hoped could be avoided to replace it. She goes back to the surgeon next Monday. We won't know more until then. I am staying optimistic, just wanted to let everyone know what's up.
Thanks for all the well wishes today. I figured it would be easier to blog about it than explain to everyone individually.
Now, I just wanna relax. It's been a long day at the hospital, to say the least.
Careful What You Wish For...
...it's been awile...
....let's see, I can't even remember where we left off, but I guess it's better to leave that where it was, huh? ...
Many of you come to my blogs to look for the cheaters, the fakes, the manipulators and the liars and some of the biggest scum that the Fu has to offer. Some people came here to spy for other people that are too cowardly to show up as a viewer themselves. Others came here for something to read about that wasn't a lounge posting, pimp out or begging for help in a contest or auction. Anyways, I've been really busy for the past month or so, finally got out of that hellhole Florida (right before more hurricanes hit too!) The time away from here and doing "real life" things has been really good for me, and I encourage anyone to do the same. Anyways...
A few days back and lo and behold what do I see? Hrmm. Lots of fakes!!! TONS of fakes! And a re-remergence of SweetSuzy reincarnated? It's possible and probable as well. A fatso & a tree h
This piece of shit, The Punisher made a mumm this morning and blocked me after I commented "Who is it this week?"
I had a friend deliver a message back to his mumm, he deleted that and blocked the friend. About a half hour ago I get a PM from him, then I used some other means to get to him but his coward ass kept replying then blocking.
So here it is for your amusement. I rearranged it so it can be read from the top down.
can't do ur own dirty work, huh, so who's the real bitch, sounds like u. if u have a problem with being a man, then u need to get off of fubar
I can do my own dirty work but when pussies have me blocked, I have to resort to other measures.
The sad thing is I have been privy to many of your shoutbox conversations. It appears that you are the one that needs help being a man. Most of the women that you hit on think you are a fucking joke. I just think your pathetic.
u definately lack a set of of balls, if u have a problem with me, step out
Not Far To Go:)
This young lady is getting sooooo close to Godfather she can practically taste it! So go to her page, show her some love, rate, fan, rate stash, comments, bling, whatever it takes to get her there!
225,409 Points to go!
Let's get this done!!!
Tell Me Your Opinion About This!!!
In this family we spend alot of times helping the lower levels move up. At times we have leveled some members more than once. The upper level people dont get that chance very often to level. So here is my idea.....How about if we have special days set aside for the person closet to godfather...then couple days for next closest person and so on. We could do a stretch of 2 days or 3 days per person. Then after we get the level 24s done we move to level 23 and then level 22, and so on. I want to know everybodys opinion on this. If you guys dont like the idea then let me know and we wont do it. Majority vote rules.
If you like it how many days do you think each person should get? Or do u think this is something we should just do on Fri, Sat, Sun. A different person every weekend
So after an insane 3 days in Minnesota with the RNC here in the cities, with the protests and the media frenzy things are finally back to normal.
After hearing McCain speak last night, I have such a higher respect and admiration for him. knowing his family history and his time as a POW, I understand what my dad was telling me all these years.. that even though the Vietnam vets were not given the praise and respect they should have recieved when they got home, that they fought with honor and integrity and for that I am proud to say that I am the daughter/granddaughter/neice of heroes.
Italian Chef is about 84k from leveling. Plz help this a$$h*le. :p
Italian Chef@ fubar
Lost: One (hundred And Forty-three) Friends
Ok, so I got a message this morning from someone one that said "You deleted me, didn't you?" and I thought, nope I didn't, and I said so.
Well I just went to take a look at my friends list and I have half as many friends as I did yesterday. This is really odd, as I haven't deleted anyone.
The Day I Felt Old
So I watched the VMAs on Mtv a couple weeks ago..I couldn't wait for the show to come on. After watching a 1/2hr of the red carpet stuff it occured to me that I might be getting old. I watched 30 minutes of Nickelodeon and Disney stars that were highlights of the show??!!??!! It was a tween nightmare..
Ok so I made it through the red carpet and on to the show...Lil Wayne performs and wtf??? He has his pants on with his belt buckled completely UNDER his ass with no shirt on. I spent the entire time waiting for his pants to fall to his ankles and for him to trip and fall.
I turned off the tv completely disappointed and feeling my age thinking about how I USED to be cool :(
Damn you Miley, Ashley, Jonas Bros, Lil Wayne and that chick who kissed the girl and liked it!
I'm for sale... It started today. I dont know where....
First person to send the link wins a Cubby salute
End of blog.....
Until one is committed, there is hesitancy, the chance to draw back, always ineffectiveness concerning all acts of initiative and creation. There is one elementary truth, the ignorance of which kills countless ideas and splendid plans; that the moment one definitely commits oneself, then providence moves too. All sorts of things occur to help one that would never otherwise have occurred. A whole stream of events issues from the decision raising in one's favor all manner of unforeseen events, meetings and material assistance which no one could have dreamed would have come their way.
I have learned a deep respect for one of Goethe's couplets: “Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. Begin it now!”
~ W.H. Murray
"When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it."
~ Paulo Coelho, 21st century Brazilian writer
from The Alchemist: A Fable About Following Your Dream
Family Comment Bombing
I will be starting it a little early!! it is no race it is just to see if you are willing to actually do 6k like asked and not give up in a kinda timely manner !! Everyone gets a prize !!
I will be opening it at 11 Eastern time !!
Am I An Idiot Or What?
So here is this little personality awareness thingy, I stole from Mel. Things you(meaning anyone doing it) think of me.
The first one is positive traits.
The second is negative traits.
So, yea, go and burn my soul......
Setting Things Stright
Anubis & Cherokee God Mama
This is to settle all questions,,,,, As everyone knows me and Anubis met here on Fubar through Club F.A.R. We have been friends for awhile now and when I became single again a couples months after we started talking yes he is now living here in Norfolk Va and we have decided to make a go of it and live together ,,, we plan on being together and making this work ...
Now the reason for this blog is simple seems I have some friends that wanna be 2 faced and yes things always get back to me I have lots of loyal friends that come to me with things they have heard.. If you are my true friend then be happy for me and know that I am happy if you can not do that then please remove yourself from my friends list and let me know who you are so i can do the same....
As for my T-R-U-E friends thank you so much for standing by me and not judging me and always having nice things to say ...
As for all the haters all I can say is KARMA .... Terry is one
I'm starting my book report at midnight. My goal is to be done with it by 2am. With no distractions that should be attainable. So distract me now while I'm here!
Disclaimer: This is a blog specifically about House (my obsession). If you have not watched the current episode you may want to back out now as there will be spoilers. You've been warned!
So who thought House was sick when he passed out last night?
WHores should NEVER have kids. In theory
Words Cant Even Describe
Words can't even describe the thanks that I am sending out to each and every one of you that helped me on my auto-11. I am in awe and strictly amazed!! You guys blew the roof off of this one! I had many people telling me thanks I leveled because of your pictures, where as I am thinking, thanks you got me a BIG step closer to Oracle. I have some before and after pics to post here, its amazing!!
As I started the auto-11, I took a screen-shot.
Then I screen-shot right after the auto's had ended!
Now notice that, that is 2,978,365 knocked off!! I swear, if I didn't see you or give you some type of thanks, please let me know so I can return some love!!!!
Thanks you all so much!
Thank You Everyone!!
I am still astounded at all the love I got yesterday with the auto 11s! :O
I had almost 25,000 photo views yesterday! My fu bucks almost tripled, I am now almost 3 mil closer to Disciple than before, gained 2 more crushes, and ranked #170 today! :O
Thanks so much to Misfit for the bling and thank you everyone for taking the time to rate all my pics!!! I ♥ you people!!!
I Guess I Did It Now
I was trying too comment on a persons bully that im in there family and I couldnt so i asked why and they didnt know. Then I tried commenting on a friends blog Im not allowed too do that. SO im not sure what else im not allowed too do I guess they got mad after 24 hours of seeing everyone posting my bulletin and agreeing that I am correct.
Just an updateI was wondering around too see what i can dont do. Now I cant post or repost bullys, comment on bulletins or pictures. The only thing I can do is post Blogs that I cant comment in. I can still rate pictures and buy gifts
To play this safe im posting it as a nsfw blog.
Im not sure how long im on punishment!!!
Please Delete Me If...
If you are racist or you have an issue with gay marriage and can't even attempt to give me an intelligent reason why, please delete me. I won't cry I promise.
I have recently found myself involved in many discussion that involve either gay marriage or racism. I don't understand how people can honestly judge people by the color of their skin. Stereotypes irritate me. Judge people for who they are. Not from things in your past.
I have not found one person who can give me a reason that gay marriage shouldn't be allowed. Well one that doesn't come from fear or ignorance.
I hate people. I hate that they are allowed to be ignorant. How is it possible that it still exists?
I Like 'em Crazy.
Last night, Jared and I went out on a date with a couple. I had been talking to them...or actually just HER...since before Jared decided to get involved. Miranda and I had been playing phone/email tag for a while. Last night, there was a small opening in schedule, so I decided to call her up and see if she wanted to meet for drinks. We ended up going to this place that was having a karaoke night. No, I did not sing. I wouldn't wish my singing upon my enemies. Miranda and Dave, the husband, sang though. She has a beautiful voice and is a hell of a dancer. They're artists. Intelligent, for sure, but definitely new age hippies. I don't know how to describe the conversation. It was wacky. I likes my womens with a little side of crazy though. As such, I'm definitely seeing her again. We have a date by ourselves on Sunday.
During the night, we were all sitting at a table and a drunk girl sat herself down at our table. We tried telling her a joke. "What does American beer
A video of Freddy Krueger doin stupid crap cuz I am bored outta my mind and this was mildly entertaining.....
See more funny videos at Funny or Die
Cubby Likes New Friends.
Well being as hot and sexy as i am. You can imagine the millions upon millions of friend requests i get each day.
#5 came in a few minutes ago.
Looks like love at first sight...
And of course my reply...
So to make this a mumm.
Should i show my 14 year old beaver to try and finally get an auto 11
Go next door, grab their hamster and stick it up my ass to see what Richard Gere has been doing since the late 80's?
PS. I should go friend request him shouldn't i? :P
He looks fishy to me. Someone i might know...
I need some help with a project of mine. I had to make balance boards to be donated to a local elementary school. I have two. I need to paint them. I know the school's mascot is the bobcats, but I have no idea what the school's colors are. I also have no way of finding out until it's too late. So what color(s)/design(s) should I paint these stupid things?
Thanks for the help everyone. :)
since no one ever actually looks at person's stash, and because i have a little commentary to go along with it, i'm posting this video here.
the company i work for builds automated packaging machinery. i'm the controls engineer, so it's my job to do the electrical systems and write the programs that run the machines. the second half of 2008 has been really good for us - so good, in fact, that we don't have enough people to do all that needs to be done. i've been given two underlings to help me out, one of them being my boss's son. i was ecstatic to have the help building the control panels. there is about a half mile of wire that goes into one of these things. it's a lot of work. because of the way our schedule worked out, my boss decided that it would be a good idea to have his son do the programming for our last project.
i should back up at this point and say that i had been working for two years to standardize the programming for these machines. i have pretty much comp
Leveling Help 130
:::"JEWELS"::: * Club F.A.R. *Llama Levelers ~ LOVE New friends!@ fubar
99k to Godfather let try to help him out the best we can Huggggs.......Michelle
Why I Am Better Than Others In All Aspects
What makes me appreciate myself? Those who know me well know that I am not vain. Actually, I don't even like the way I look, not a bit. This is NOT a pity party, or an invitation for anyone to tell me how hot I am. So dont even think about it. Compliments really don't mean much to someone who doesnt see the reason for a compliment. So plz don't bother, it really wouldnt stroke my ego, and wouldn't do anything for you.
I do however enjoy myself for...not being someone dumb. When I see someone stupid, I instantly think how awful it would have been to be like that. To have a tiny little walnut shaped imitation of a brain; to have my little faux world filled with silly worries; to depend on opinions of others more than on my own opinion. ALtho mostly those people don't realize that they are dumb, but still...I would hate not to be me.
Secret Santas Needed
I Was Given This Idea By One Of The Bad Girls..
Ok Anyone Not A Member Of Sarge's Bad Girls That Is Willing To Participate Read This
Secret Santa.. Who Would Be Willing To Participate In A Secret Santa Gift Exchange? You Can Trade Anything That You Can Get On Fubar.. Blings-Bling Packs, VIP ,Blasts, Tickers And If You Would Like Even Salutes & Or Other Types Of Pics Or Graphics...
The Person You Will Be Exchanging Gifts With Will Be One Of Sarge's Bad Girls..
The Way The Secret Santa Will Be Choosen Is That Each Bad Girl Participated Will Be Assigned A Number & The Non-Bad Girls Particpating Will Choose A Number
This Will End On The 20th..That Day You Will Find Out Who Your "Pair" Is .. Leave A Comment Or Send A Message If You Want To Participate
The LIL shit couldn't wait. :P
He has teh auto 11s!!
Go get him please!
I've been listening to the same shit recently, so more stuff would be swell. I'm not really looking for anything specific. So whatever you think is good, go for it. I have a list on my profile so that can give you an idea.
What In The Hell
ok i have a simple question. please answear me lol...
why in gods name would you put squirter in your name.. (if i have any friends that do this sorry but its weird lol)
thats like walking up to someone down the street, shaking their hand and say hi there.. im a squirter!! im sorry but i dont need to know that much about my friends lol..
ok lol thats it i just felt like an early morning rant.. have a great sunday
Psycho Or Intuitive?
My cat has found a Q-tip that one of the kids has dropped on the floor. Apparently it's a dangerous Q-tip because she is employing a variety of ninja tactics to defeat it.
Is she crazy or does she know something about the ebil Q-tips that I don't know about?
I love you fuckers
Are You Hero Material?
Wonder Woman Needs Some Help
This Leveling Is Extremely Hard
So She Is Putting Out The Call For
Some Super Back Up!
Here Is What You Get If You Are Strong Enough
To Step Up To The Challenge:
*#1 Friend Spot All Month
*One Angel Pimp Out A Day All Month
*Added To Family
*Rate And Re-rate All Month (500 pics a day)
*Pimp Out On Page
*Your Own Album Filled With Goodies I Make U
*Help On Contests
*Pimp Out In Blast Tickers Or Happy Hours If Bid
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I Needed A Pimp
last night misterpimpin says to me:
u have very sexy boobs and hot tats
no one has ever said something so fantasically complimentary to me before. *swoon* i couldn't resist replying back to him...we talked about his long days pimpin out the ladies and how belittling that is for him sometimes. i just think he needs the right woman to settle him down. he is so very eloquent as his opening line has shown, so i was so nervous about my responses, but i warmed up to him fairly quickly.
now i want to marry him and have his babies. he says i can be his secretary.
Giving *blings *auto 11 On
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and matching fubucks,,, what a deal.
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I had me one of them spring cleans. So if I left you on, and looking to get out, lemme know.
Also, I de-fanned EVERYONE. I may re-fan you next time you do something cool. You know, if I can be bothered, and shit.
I've been told I have extreemly vivid dreams.
Last nites dream, yes I dream in color. It's a highschool setting but I'm older so more like college. I'm dressed in Gene Simmons type elevator boots with steel dragon heads on the toes and a black trench coat. It's a math class of some sort, and the teacher (who looks like Amy but blonder,( a select few of you will know who Amy is)took my bottle of Capt'n away at the beginning of class. She has a complex problem on the board. She tells us to pair up and who ever figures out the problem can skip the whole quarter. The guy who was left to be my partner The guy who played Spiderman, Tody...?) choses to work alone because I just slack off. The problem has something to do with how much air pressure is sopposed to be in her tires of her 1920's car? I get up hand in the solution to which she says is wrong. So I point out she used the indoor temp instead of outdoor and lied about her own weight. I even stated that the cars themselves where diffe
I'm so confused. My primary...what do you see when you look at it? What "sign" am I making. Let me put the image here...
I just got this in my shout box:
young mecca: what gang sign is that? I aint never seen that b4. but u cute though....lolI'm just wondering if he's stupid or am I really throwing out gang signs?
When I was 13, I had a major seizure, and was sent to a treatment facility in Moscow that researched seizures. They said it would take a coupla days, but...
They found that I had a lot of activity goin on in my brain, and decided to leave me in a hospital...for a month. So I stayed. There were kids of all ages,both boys and girls,one meal a day, and we were not allowed to go outside...at all. The walls were made out of glass, so they could monitor us. In the room next to us was a 3 year old girl in a coma. At night, I had hard times sleeping cause of the lights on the machine. I am not sure what kinda place it was, but I have no idea why I had to stay there for treatment from seizures...
Every day the nurse would bring us some pills, and make sure that we eat them. I tried hiding them in my mouth, but she pried it open with her hands, took the pill out, and dropped it in water, watchin me drink it. Every morning she would wake us up at 5am, and measure our temperatures.
Leveling Blog 365
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Consciousness And The Universe..
So far this blog has pretty much made clear that the existence of anything is a remarkable and mysterious feat. One problem we have in this universe is properly identifying the role of consciousness. The thing is, we are products of the universe. In other words, one way or another - there was this "universe" and we were forged within it - inseperable from it if you will. If we are conscious and sentient beings observing and trying to understand the universe around us, then it is undeniable that the universe has developed consciousness, and is in the act of observing itself - EVEN IF ONLY VIA US.
This then begs the question.. what are the origins of consciousness? When did the universe first develop consciousness? Is consciousness only manifested in the complex workings of a brain? Could consciousness only be explained by such mechanical operations? Researchers agree, while thought is mechanical, the subjective experience of consciousness is not. As you can see.. this one is
How Cold Is It?
It's so cold this morning I:
A) Stuck my hands up a woman's skirt, you know, for the warmth
B) Punched a cop, just so he would throw me in the back of the warm squad car
C) Bought a newspaper, lit it on fire and carried it like a torch
D) Did none of the above, and just whined till I could write a blog about it.
bore me, and really need to get a life.
now all of you should take off your pants =]
Sticking Things In My Nose
could i stick an entire pack of fruit snacks in my nose?
does anyone really eat eggs and enjoy them?? ( i hate eggs unless they are covered in cheese)
and why do men like boobs so much, considering that in most cases, their moms were the first they ever played with....sick fuckers
My current thoughts on the Fu.
This is my 2nd profile since joining in the days of Cherrytap. I have seen many changes time and time again. Some for the better and some for the worse. I have gone through my own little "rebelion" against the Fubar administration and gotten over it. I had been gone for a few months with no computer. I got my computer and came back to my Fu addiction only about 2 weeks ago and in that 2 weeks I have seen so many people behave like children on this site thats meant for adults. The hard work it took to get the status and reputation that came with the high levels are all gone.
When I first saw these I was like omg thats gay! After having a couple myself and seeing how they helped friends I deem them a good thing. It helps all parties! Both those hosting and those participating so how can you argue with that?
I personally love the way comments are now posted and am thrilled to see that comment bombing is virtually non e
My boyfriend is driving me batty...really, it's not his fault but, UGHH!!!!
I thought him loosing his job at our former employer would be good for our relationship...instead, it's making it worse.
He's doing everything he possibly can to find employment, with no success. It's driving him crazy and depressing him, making him "on edge".
I don't feel like I can say anything or do anything without him being snide or questioning me and our relationship isn't usually like that.
I've had to call him on being an asshole once in almost two years, in the last week I've had to call him on it 4 times!
He's really bad today...his first unemployment check was half of what it should have been and he can't get through to the office by phone....and I'm feeling the wrath. He just bit my head off (not literally) and shortly after I said, "Well, alrighty then" and sighed...he apologized, "I'm sorry baby I didn't mean to snap"
Poor guy...poor everyone out of work...
Tag, I'm It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1. I'm a real bi chick; I don't just play one online.
2. I'm a procrastinator.
3. I'm pretty sure red meat gives me gas now. lmfao
4. I have an emerging pimple on my chin.
5. I'm a phone whore. I LOVE talking on the phone & can talk for hours upon hours.
6. I hate how my voice sounds.
7. I'm obsessed with sharks, especially great whites, but I'm terrified of them.
8. I've never never flown in a plane.
9. I didn't get my drivers license till I was 26.
10. I want to watch my gay friend & his boyfriend have sex.
The 5 people are: Mystical Kitty
I'll be hosting an Auto-11 Auction from March 6th from 12pm Fubar time until 12 pm Saturday March 7th. Starting bid will be 2 million Fubucks. I am going to do something a little different, tell your friends to come by and have them say you sent them and you will get 5% of the bid if they win.
Gotta Love Idiots
Now I'm pretty laid back on who I let on my list (which sometimes as you'll see is a mistake). I hate idiots. Seriously, have a little common sense. If you're just some pathetic perv on here who is only out for perv pics don't make it as obvious. Don't let the first words out of your mouth be...
Is it too much to at least say hi and fake some conversation first before you show the truth about yourself?? But apparently shouting me that wasn't even. The moron then needed to fu-mail me asking the same thing.
And then he wants to come back trying to blame me for it?? Sorry but it's not my fault you're a damn idiot that can't grasp the fact that just because my name is Freak doesn't mean I want anything to do with you sexually. It doesn't mean I'm some whore who is going to show every part of myself to ANYONE and everyone. So screw you for wanting to be a closeminded jackass.
Yes I should change my name because you're a damn moron that is too stupid. That yo
Addicted - Saving AbelI'm so addicted to
all the things you do
when you're going down on me
in between the sheets
all the sounds you make
with every breath you take
its not like anything
when you're loving me
oh girl lets take it slow
so as for you well you know where to go
i want to take my love and hate you till the end
its not like you to turn away
from all the bullshit i cant take
its not like me to walk away
I'm so addicted too all the things
you do when you're going down on me
in between the sheets
all the sounds you make
with every breathe you take
its not like anything
when you're loving me
i know it was getting rough
all the times we spend
when we try to make
this love something better than
just making love again
its not like you to turn away
all the bullshit i cant take
just when i think i can walk away,
I'm so addicted to all the things
you do when you're going down on me
in between the sheets
all the sounds you make
Maybe I Should Be A Dognapper
Okay, so even though I live in the midst of nowhere in a town of just 300 people, I still have a neighbor. Actually neighbors fairly close on either side. That's usually okay with me since I'm on my own with the kiddo and the dogs, so at least there's someone nearby who might possibly notice if the house is on fire while I'm gone. But considering one set of neighbors are in their 80s, I won't count on them to save the house. It's quite possible, just as when my yard actually did catch fire a few weeks ago, the old woman will try putting it out with her water hose dressed in her muumuu and slippers....
The neighbors to the right of me are a youngish married couple with two kids. I've only spoken to them a handful of times usually concerning the fact that my dog is just too big. My dog is a pansy ass great dane who gives you five for a saltine cracker...he does weigh 155lbs. He can also put his head inside the car window without his feet leaving the ground. I didn't exactly know ther
Spotlight 4 Me
Slave and Ninja have elected me for the spotlight for tomorrow 3/15 before i go off shore. current bid is 38 million, I need to raise 25 million at this moment...
updated sunday 2:00pm
im going off shore tomorrow and
I just found out that if i dont run my auto 11 and cherry bombs till i get home in a month, thetll expire... thats a monetary value of $70.00 id lose... so ill rather give up the spot light....
Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline.
* If you are obsessive or compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
* If you are co-dependant, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
* If you have multiple personalities, please press 3,4,5 and 6
* If you are paranoid, we already know who you are and what you want, but stay on the line while we trace your call.
* If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
* If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
* If you have short term memory loss, press 9, if you have short term memory loss, press 9, if you have short term memory loss, press 9.
* If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the # key until a representative comes on the line.
* If you are dyslexic, press 696969696969.
* If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone, date of birth, social security number and your mother's
I Need Just One Rate Pls Help Me !!
I'm need just one rate for you to win a Cherry Bomb/Auto . PlS while you are there add the host and let her know I sent ya we also get pts for that. For everyone that give me the one rate I'll rate 50 of your pic back that's right 50 for your one little rate you'll get 50 pic rated back. PLS Let me know you rated if you F/R/A add the host and let her know I sent ya I'll rate 150 pic of your pic .
CLICK Pic Below to find link :
Thanks to ya'll Rock ,
I just want to thank Donnie for giving me the cherry bomb, it was a lot of fun. I enjoyed it a lot.
I tried to bomb people that don't get bombed a lot, but if I missed you, I'm sorry. It is hard to keep up. I'm amazed at how many strangers message you & ask you to bomb them. I got like 10 friends request and a dozen messages and went from having 129k fubucks to: fuBucks: 885,111!!
I would definitely recommend the bomb over autos. I hope I can get another one sometime in the future, but if not, it was a lot of fun.
Here is your chance to ask Scrapper anything you like...from his favorite color to site questions and everything in between. It can be serious, funny or just ridiculous...bring it on.
Ask away...we will run a question and answer in this weeks F Word.
April Fool's Day Virus.
..just be careful and don't open anything you don't trust...It's called "Conficker" ..check out this video ...
..share this with your friends.
People In Danger Of Deletion!
People that are in Danger of being deleted! If you're on this list start showing other group members love more often and the group page!
*Part of being in the group is SHOWING LOVE regularly to other members! I have an auto 11 blog of people that are running autos and it should be checked everyday and you should be RATING them! ALSO! CHECK the leveling blogs! I have heard from TWO other people that have recently leveled and also from self experience when I leveled to disciple there were VERY FEW VMV members that helped me out! You need to be helping out if you're in this group! The occasional comments to the whole group is nice too! I know in the Pussycat playmates group that I'm in there are VERY STRICT requirements! This is nothing!
SO....I expect you to rate autos daily if there are some, help with leveling and leave comments. I mean why on earth join a group and not do anything?
THESE are the poeple in danger of deletion listed below:
Kenny ~ wants to stay in the gr
Does It Work?
So I have been seeing all these cherry bombs and stuff and my question is, is it worth it? Does it really give you a lot of points and fubucks? I have been sitting at just over 3 million to disciple, and I would really like to see if it would help...not that I can afford it right now, but ya know, some day...
Someone help me gain some perspective because I'm slightly freaking out. Sure I know I went to a private college for four years. I understand that it was expensive and that I took out student loans. Of course I KNOW how much I took out over the 4 years. But it all just slapped me in the face.
Right now with the interest that has already accrued on some of the accounts my grand total of student loan debt is:
This scares me. I feel like I'm going to be paying this money back until I'm retired. This total makes me think of a nice luxury car that I gave up owning because I HAD to get a college degree.
Please someone slap some sense into me and tell me I did the right thing. The only blessing I see right now is that my graduate school is COMPLETELY paid for and it is a guaranteed $3,000-5,000 more in my salary.
*goes back to stressing out* My heart is kind of beating fast right now.
Guys Point Of View?
From a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the roomand you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD' We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say 'thank you.' Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kis
Just venting here...
Hi, I'm Russian Foxx, and I deal with pompous, annoying, overpriveleged, entitled assholes for a living. Sometimes when people bitch to me about somethin, I tune out and imagine stabbing them in the eyeball with a pencil, or grabbin them by the hair and just smashing their fuckfaces against the front desk counter. Oh, well, I'm in a hospitality business...
Omfg! For Real?
Someone please tell me what the fuck is wrong with some men.
Backstory:I went to school with this guy for 7 years. We had the same major in college. We saw each other all the time. We partied together often. A few months ago he contacts me on facebook telling me he had a dirty dream about me and all this perverted shit. He has my yahoo and AIM from facebook. Well he will randomly IM me and want to talk dirty or want me to send naughty pics or even get on cam for him. What the fuck? I don't even really "know" him like that. I usually try to be polite about saying NO, but tonight he pissed me the hell off. I finally went invisible on yahoo and then he had the nerve to text me on my phone! He has BEGGED me to get on cam. He literally said "I'll do anything. Please come back." OMG!! Fatal attraction?
I hate to be mean to people. Yeah, believe it or not I'm not a bitch. But he is really pissing me off. I hate that he is degrading me by thinking I'm some sleazy chick who will just "give it
So last night while lying in bed waiting on my sleep meds to take effect, listening to the heavy breathing of the S/O in the beginning stages of sleep I mentioned to him how if I had enough pills I would take them and just fall alseep forever.
He wasn't to happy with those thoughts.
Like I am? :-s
It terrifies me to feel like this.
I Have A Problem....
Here I am, in my living area....kids off playing....and here I sit watching iCarly...and I'm loving it!!! This show is so dumb, but I'm such a tard. I have a stupid crush on the big brother and Miranda Cosgrove and Jeanette McCurdy are gonna be absolutely gorgeous as they get older. *sigh* What an awesome Saturday night =)
I did not wish to pull away from Fubar without forewarning my dear Fubar friends and family. I am not totally leaving.......my profile will remain, but I won't be here as often as I have been, although my presence here has slowly been diminishing over the last few months.
I am going through some massive changes in my life......my spiritual Path has become more defined. I am still attempting to simplify my lfe. Some of this is a deeply painful process for me, but the end result will be worth the effort.
My time here will vary from week to week......I will be back a couple times a week to check my Private Messages and such.
I am open to the possibilities!
Much love, warm hugs, and blessings for all of you. Wish me well......
Awesome movie, a must see...
Mumm within a blog...
Should I play poker or XBOX?
Today has been very chill! I have been kicking back watching movies on Lifetime (I am such a girl). Just got done eating, made a boneless ribeye steak, sauteed mushrooms and white rice. Oh and of course can't forget the A1 sauce! It was the friggin BOMB!!!!!! Just thought I would share that :)
So Me And Immortal Love Are Going On Vacation And Stuff Well I Just Wanted Bill To Know I Get To Sleep With Her First So Ummmmm Yeah You Get Charmie Left-Overs Bill So How You Like Me Apples Now
I finally get to go back to work and I have people all over my ass on here. Holy fucking hell. I mean Heaven fucking forbid if I am not online all the time. Man some people take fubar way to seriously. So this is my mass fucking apology:
Sorry if I don't say hello to you the second I log on. And that I am not sitting there waiting for your shout.
Forgive me if I have no fucking clue that you rated all my pics cuz my damn bartab is empty or others have erased all the 'hard work' you have done in the bartab.
Holy fuck I missed your blog cuz I was way to busy saying hi to other friends and replying to messages. Or I decided to mumm to blow off steam so that I wouldn't be an ignorant cunt to you. Forgive me for wanting to be nice to my friends. By the fucking way, if it is that important click the fucking share button.
The fubar sky is falling because I blinged some other fubar users and not you last month. Money doesn't fucking grow on a tree for me. Can you forgi
And Then There Were Five.
Three of my peeps met a violent death last night, at the mouth of the neighbor’s dog. This is the same neighbor whose door I didn’t wish to show up at when I’d locked myself out of the house. The neighbor’s dog, however, had no qualms about showing up at my door and killing a few of my chickens. Two of them were flopping on the gravel drive, necks bent unnaturally. A third lay motionless on the sidewalk.
Two of the chickens he’d spared were running around frantically. The other three had gone into hiding. Moments after I chased the dog away, a little brown one came out, peeping madly. The surviving red chick, Rosie, had wedged herself in between a tub of water and the side of the house. And the yellow hen, which my neighbor Janine suspects is not a hen at all, was missing for quite a long time. Sobbing, I searched for her, fearing she was in the dog’s belly. Eventually I found her under a tree, stretched out and looking quite dead. She wa
Come on, fill it out for me. Please!
Copy, paste, answer. you know the drill
then go to Captain Cooter's page and thank him for this.....
1. I know who are you, tell me who you want to be.
Someone far more emotionally and financially stable
2. Are we friends?
I would like to thik so otherwise why on earth would I put up with your doofy ass? < ~~~ kept Andy's answer cuz it seemed appropriate
3. When and how did we meet?
MuMMs4. Have I ever gone too far?
IDK, have you? (Not with me, I know...)
5. What do you think of me?
You're a sweet man, great dad, and *drools* wonderful guitar player6. If I spanked you would you laugh, cry, or just hope that I do it again?
Probably all of the above :P7. Am I a good friend?
8. Do you love me?
As a friend, certainly9. Do you have a crush on me?
*blushes* ummmm... maybe ;)
10. Would you kiss me?
Only if you wanted me to
11. Would you hug me?
Definitely, whether you want it or not :P
home of nasty weather, shitty people, ugly nature, huge prices. I can't wait to gtfo here. UGHH!!
So there have been an unusual amount of horny guys all over my page today and in my shoutbox. Is there a shortage of pussy out there or what? Good lawd! Just a couple of the statuses below...
(~ETERNALLY HORNY & VRY EROTIC~ Gift ME PLZ)
(At work, bored and horny. Dangerous combo....)
and a pervy ticker...
it wasnt wet til you turned it on . come luv me..i luv back ~Sunshine~ mist..., Saginaw, MI
But It's David!
I’ve been busy lately. Hunting asparagus and bunnies, installing a solar light in my barn, building a peep house. So I’m not sure how long David has been missing from my refrigerator. For at least the last decade, David, the statue but in two-dimensional magnet form, has occupied a prominent spot on my refrigerator. Yesterday, he was missing.I found him resting on the top of the fridge, a bottle of pinot noir sitting erect on his normally flaccid manhood. The wine is not great, but David seemed to have found it to be very stimulating. I lifted the bottle of wine and retrieved him from his reverie, stuck him back on the front of the refrigerator, surrounded by magnetic poetry, a gaggle of verbs, a smattering of unused adjectives.My sister comes to mind as the most likely suspect. Upon reading the story about how my mother disgraced David by putting a magnetic flower bouquet over his forget-me-not penis, my sister called to tell me that she concurred with my mother.Squ
Might Go For The Big One.
So Pk and I were talking about how I have had this account since 2006 and I havent even come near Godfather,but she did it in like a month.Now I know that my friend making skills has nothing to do with it b/c I am loved everywhere I go.And I am online EVERY second of EVERY day.So it must be that I have never had the spotlight.I am kinda worried that if I go for it I will end up saying something offensive and get deleted so it will all be for not.Now I know all three of you that read this are thinking JUST DONT SAY SOMETHING STUPID!!!It isnt that easy.It is almost impossible for me not to.I am driven to piss someoen off.I LOVE IT.I think I just need to come up with a really clever way of being offensive and I could get through it.But then again that might defeat the purpose of me getting Spotlight.I wont get any rates,but I dont care.Still not helping me Godfather.See I have already given this way more thought than I would normally care to give,but the chance to piss off a SHITLOAD of
Blame It On Stacie
You think I'd actually do the sex survey that everyone is tossing about?
If you wanna know something...friggen Ask me :p
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Stupid ? Of The Day
Since that mumm got deleted, cant remember which one...I asked:
If I rename myself as ORGASM without a salute, does that make me a fake orgasm? Yeah yeah shake your head at my nonfunnybutlaughingatmyownstupidself :D
4th Of July Bomb Auction!
To celebrate the 4th of July I'm auctioning of another Bomb/Auto
Auction will end 6PM FuTime
Winning bid has the choice of Auto or Bomb.
Place your bids now!
Sooo...Putin has banned all casinos in the entire Russia, nationwide.
I have REALLY mixed feelings about it.
Being from Moscow, I cannot explain the amount of fuckin casinos that littered my beautiful city, bringing all sorts of shady oil mafia magnates. As if Moscow wasn't ALREADY a cesspool of illegal activity in the entire country, they all had to come down to those fuckin casinos.
BUT...I cant even fathom how many underground gambling holes will open up...
*feels Like A New Woman*
Man, I needed that...
got away from the city for the entire weekend...
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh talk about relaxing!
Played penny slots up in Central for the entire night Friday into Saturday morning and finally made it up to the cabin for a night a couple of days, damn it feels good.
The "boys" in our family need a good lesson on how to clean, it was pretty bad. Though, they did clear about 5 ft down in the "hole". *dances*
I'm vowing to get up there more. It really needs a good cleaning, a paint job, some perennial plantings and tree clean up. The pine beetle is beginning to get to our trees and we need to get them cleared.
Phew, great excuse to get up there more...hehe *grinz*
Now I just gotta figure out how to get my net connection working and things will be 100% groovy.
♥ most of you
The Big Hunt
Since I live in a hunting lodge, I’ve been contemplating offering asparagus hunting trips. A trip would start out mid-morning with a tour of the farm, a chance to meet and greet the chickens. I’ll make a light lunch, so that you will have sufficient stamina for the hunt. Over lunch, we’ll discuss technique.
“The asparagus will not come to you. You have to come to the asparagus.”
I’ll explain how some of the patches are marked with fence posts, but these are older plants, and they often don’t produce as well as the newer, out-of-the-way ones, the ones you have to find on your own. The easiest way to spot the plants is to look for last year’s stalks, tall, fern-like clumps, generally knocked into the grasses by the wind. Sometimes, though, you will see a lone purple-headed spear sticking out of the grass, beckoning you. Tread lightly; watch where you walk. You might find yourself surrounded by a patch of big ones.
Because we only
What Is Moonlight Levelers About?
What is Moonlight Levelers about? We are a family that helps those that meet the level up requirements level. In the process we are also helping ourselves because when we rate them we are getting points as well. We have the best members on the Fu!
Our vision with our family is this. You don't have to beg people to rate you to help you level because you have a family that will do it for you. When you help level someone it brings you even closer to leveling yourself. When you are ready to level you have a family that will step in and take care of you. We have the best leaders and we are well organized.
We have 6 simple rules:
1. No drama
2. Your page must not be set to private
3. You must a/f/r all members
4. Must have our name in your name after you do roll call
5. Help level people when we post a level up
6. Have fun
What Moonlight Levelers should be about is family because we are one. We are here to help one another and here to help those on the fu get leveled as well. In t
Anyone know that Simpson's episode, the angry dad rageaholic one?
I feel just like him in that episode today, this computer is royally pissing me off.
Berlin Wall 1990
This is a video of me and my friend Ausborne "Oz" at the Berlin Wall in 1990, banging off a few pieces with sledgehammers. I had this in my stash a long time ago, but it got deleted off imeem (they suck!). I love the fancy way of toting the kids, and yes, I am very proud of my high top Converse sneaks..
As with all my videos, they seem to play fine when you are using IE, but only show a square white box when you're using Firefox.
A Blog About A Hh, Autos, Bombs And Some Real Fu Friends.....
Sometimes things are random, sometimes things happen that you dont expect. Like the generosity, totally out of nowhere from people on here. Sometimes they are fu - culture warriors, people that take it on themselves to do the right thing and make as many people know as possible, sometimes its from the hand of those who actually want to see that word spread. And sometimes even, from people that youve known forever on here, or so it seems and they just want to lend a helping hand. If you see my Happy Hour Sunday August 2 at 8 PM Fu Time, or some happy Auto 11s or that little bomb blinking next to my name over the course of the next day, these are the real people who you need to thank
For the Happy Hour and the Free Bomb
Dark Angel Freakstar@ fubar
..for the Auto 11s that everyone will love all over Im sure
Easy Tips For Leveling
have an approved salute
rate, upload pics, etc as much as possible during HH
upload the maximum amount of pics for your level
buzz meter being full is a good thing (sh!t faced is good on fubar)
watch the scroll bar for those that have auto 11's and rate them like crazy
NEVER expect gifts, rates, etc to be returned and do not get pissy when they don't. fubar is just for fun.
buy a ticker with your fubucks to get some more exposure.
click on the bored button
these are just a few basic tips to help out those lacking point whore skills :P
wtf?? today I have stumbled upon not one, but TWO blogs that were written by insecure, selfish, and obsessive women. I guess they will have to learn the hard way that no man (or woman) wants to be put in a cage once they are "caught". Its the clingy "call me-where are you?-lets spend all time together-you cant have friends cause you have me" idiots that make such an awful reputation for marriage.
Its just sad that people have no personality/life on their own, so they have to attach to someone else's
I Did It
I am gonna be in an auction tomorrow..and I may regret it..I figure I iwll get the record for least bids...yay!
so..give it to me...call me pointwhore...thought i would try it..we all know I will never get enough fubucks to buy my fave fuckers because I hate rating
I will put the link up when I get it tomorrow
The Anal Chronicles Pt 1
Just to humor Bludgeon
->Bludgeon: fu cut off half of the convo
Bludgeon: YOU BETTER!!!
->Bludgeon: yeah yeah
Bludgeon: if you dont blog about me Im gonna start being even meaner to you!!!
->Bludgeon: fine I will blog it for ya
->Bludgeon: never argued that
Bludgeon: Im stupid too!
->Bludgeon: if ya really really want me to I will blog it for ya
->Bludgeon: one guy is in there 3 times lol
Yup, that about sums it up, a big ole blah!
Haven't been on much lately, I've been crazy busy this summer, a lot going on, some good, some bad, but it's definitely all kinds of busy. I'm in desperate need of some down time. Maybe I'll take a hookey day - but one with no kids! Roll around in bed all day, accomplish nothing, play on the computer and watch TV. Somehow I doubt it would make me feel better, but it's nice thought.
I've always had reactive hypoglycemia, but for some reason it's going completely nuts lately, the things I've always done to manage it don't seem to be working anymore. Doc is checking it out, they took like a gallon of blood from me saturday to run tests - we'll see what they say, probably nothing definitive, just because, well, just because it's me.
Still unpacking boxes from the move in July, I swear sometimes I feel like I"ll never get everything done, I just dont' have the energy lately, and when I do, working on the house is kinda the last thing on
Sb Chronicles- Buster
>busterxxoo...: go away
busterxxoo...: klover... its funnyaaaa... its not crazy. hahhahaha
->busterxxoo...: lmfaooo...and there ya go...just proved me right...go away crazy lady
busterxxoo...: wow.. that was harsh and what are you? super kitty? lmfao hahahhahha
->busterxxoo...: no dumbfuck you keep replying..if you do not reply to this neither will I...but you will...simpleminded cunts like you ALWAYS do...come on prove me right
busterxxoo...: you go away. i stopped ... you wrote again. i don't buy your BS kloverlynn. stop writing. go mumming .. its more fun for ya.
->busterxxoo...: keep replying instead of going away
busterxxoo...: keep insulting me. doesn't bother me.
->busterxxoo...: uh you came to my SB...you could quit talking at any time and I would leaveyou alone//and you know NOTHING of me so dont assume I am weak..it would be far off base....go away now crazy lady...go make up a new career or something
busterxxoo...: yup. walk in my
Boobs, Boobs And More Boobs
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Induction And First Assignment
I am still undergoing the induction process for my diploma course in photography as a very mature student lol.
We did a little show of our work that we have done so far and this image below was chosen by one of my tutors to be put on the colleges system. This is so it can be shown to other students to encourage them to take the same course in future, i was so chuffed.
Think Outside The Box For Once
I just wanted to share a discussion board posting from my online class. The class is Alcohol and Drug Abuse Seminar. It has undergraduate and graduate students in it. But sometimes I feel like I'm discussing things with middle schoolers because their spelling, grammar, and intelligence are all lacking. I feel like maybe I worded my response wrong, but I'm so sick of close minded f*ckers.
The discussion topic is: Should drugs be decriminalized or legalized? Cite examples of drugs that could be decriminalized and some that are now illegal that should be legal. Why did you choose the ones you chose?
This was a student's response to another student: That is a very good point that those who do drugs often are the ones supporting their legalization. Any person I have ever known who supports legalizing for example marijuana, has been known to partake of it. Legalizing many drugs would flood the market with them and cause an avalanche of legal and health issues that would be impossible for u
So this year my son is finally starting to show some interest in football....so those of you who know me best know its a huge deal! Well next Sunday during the Vikings vs Lions game I've decided to let my son have a football party. We've invited the usual suspects already....just a few close friends...nothing huge. I'm trying to think of some good apps to have on hand...We're already gonna have chips and salsa, rice krispie bars, and pickle roll ups....but for the life of me I can't think of what else to have....Ideas?
Time For Some Long Overdue And Much Needed Lolz..
..Ive been way to serious lately, thanks everyone for dealing with it. Mr K West is a noob and Acorn is getting served. So with that, I figured its time for a break. And some much needed lolz. So with that, enjoy this video. FAIL - too funny.
Another Reason I Won't Sign Up For Fb
->McLovin: uh huh....had to FEED a FISH online...McLovin: Yeah...on Happy Aquarium....and I was reading a note that someone posted.->McLovin: had to....feed...feed? a fish on Facebook.....McLovin: Had to feed the fish on facebook.->McLovin: you had to do what...?McLovin: But I had to feed my fish on FB and clean the tank
This needs no explanation. :-P
Eric Maste...: when you beat his ass would ya fight dirty
->Eric Maste...: im much meaner than that.
Eric Maste...: wow i figured youd burn him with the cig
->Eric Maste...: id bust open the stall door and beat the living shit out of the fucking pervert.
Eric Maste...: suppose you are in a bath room stall smoking a cigarette suddenly a penis comes through the hole and the voice on the other side says "surprise me" what would u do?
->Eric Maste...: ??
Eric Maste...: heres a questio for ya
is this dude trying to have shoutbox sex w/ me?
So This Is How It Is...
Yeah. Congratulations, asswipes, you win. Now you'll see the side of me you all whispered about behind my back, and my friends' backs. I never said I wasn't a mean prick, I just chose to be nice. But, now you'll all get your way, and be able to say "See? He is an asshole, I told you so!"
Does that make your life complete? I hope so. Fucking vapid twats. Nothing better to do than play high school popularity games on a fucking fake-ass website, huh? What fucking losers, to believe gossip, and actually delete someone, because someone ELSE told you they're evil mean scary people and should be avoided! omg! hide!. *shakes head*
Welcome to the game, morons - I hope you can play as well as you've attempted to so far... because from here on out, aside from my family and a select few friends (yeah, I know some of you are backstabbing cunts, you've never fooled me), not any other single motherfucker on this site means more to me than the shit I just took. If you don't like it, delete me too. T
I'm going to be cleaning out ALOT of folks on my "friends' list".
I've been meaning to do it for awhile, but I hate doing so.
It's gotten to the point I don't know what my friends did TWO hours ago on my bar tab.
Mostly it's just gonna be folks I added when I was bombing, and I still have people here that were friends of the original "Jack Bauer" profile.
It's nothing personal, but my bartab's just going WAY too fast.
Amaze me with your voice. Love me with your verbs. Explain to me, how I make your world blur. Kaleidoscopic flashes, as I worship your purr. How I make your insides warm, and colors merge. Amaze you with the way I caress you, and make the pleasure surge. You salivate, as you wrap warm wood and smile wit' the knowledge that it's all good. It's no small feat for me to worship all of you; but I embrace it and savor you, like a holy jewel. I understand your desire, I'm a part of you. We grind in tandem, when I hesitate you move...
I ride with you, and it's an animal groove.
My fingers caress your lips, as I split you in two. I won't stop, until you have an orgasm or two. Explain to me your pleasure, and tell me truth. Amaze me with your song, there's no words, but it's proof.That life is delicious, it's like Heaven in you.
What Aphrodisiac Are You?
You Are Asparagus
You're not exactly subtle. You seduce people by being highly suggestive.And surprisingly, it works. Your outrageous ways are very appealing.You always try to look as sexy as possible. Even if it means being a bit inappropriate.You somehow always manage turn the vibe sexual. You have more fun when everyone is being naughty!
What Aphrodisiac Are You?
Blogthings: We'll Tell You The Truth... Someone Has To!
Exactly right, down to the T.
Rio Is Always Lovely
last night i was 3+ million points from leveling and Rio did the altruize thing for me...never said a word, just did it(y)..and i leveled because of her help :D
.she rocks...most of you know her and if you dont you should.
shes one of those people who is always a sweetheart and happy, so show her some love...
thanx Rio (h)
Stolen From Philemon
I am a cuddler - True
I am a morning person - ahahahahahahaahahaha FALSE
I am a perfectionist - on certain things, true
I am currently in my pajamas - False
I am currently suffering from a broken heart - False.
I am okay at styling other people's hair - pfft I can barely style my own hair. False
I am very shy around the opposite gender AT FIRST - True. I don't like to be stared at. And especially if they're good looking.
I can be paranoid at times - True (fuck you, Skully!)
When I get mad I curse frequently - False...I curse regardless of my mood.
For Agent W
Today, I took the time out to give my room a good cleaning. Wipe everything down, move stuff, vaccum, all that. Well, what you do not realize, is that ash has a tendancy to get places you don't send it. It was everywhere. As were the little plastic pieces that come off the top, matches, lighters, and even some filters that somehow got dropped and kicked beneath things. It's unreal how much proof of this part of my life existed even as I made it unneeded in my every day life.
One thing I will miss, is the new lighter feeling. Finding a lighter that is a conversation piece, or one that's rather cool, or unique. I suppose I'll have to spend my time fidning clothes, or shoes, but hell, lighters are easy to carry. I can take more than one with me. And for the most part, they beat out shirts or shoes, as shoes and shirts can not SUPPLY FIRE.
I have nowhere to go with this. Dirty Lip wanted a blog. So here it is. Like soap and water on a lip.
Once, Twice, Three Times A Pussy?
So, I'm on this other site that will remain nameless (no, it's not a porn site), and this guy is talking to me. Alredy I know he's a failure since his spelling and grammar is appalling... but when I stop responding due to my cats flinging themselves on my keyboard, he goes on a rant about how he "must not be my type" and how "girls only like materialistic hotties" and he is now considering going gay. Not once did I say I eas even considering dating anyone, let alone him.
WHAT THE SHIT!? How insecure can one person possibly be?! I'm so sick of assholes my age.
And that is my random rant. Now excuse me while I bandage my bleeding leg. Damn cats.
Okay bored... when am I not bored?
So a friend asked Me in shout what is the most pain I have felt in My life.
I thought this a bit funny cause.. well I have been sliced before, stabbed many, many times, hit with a brick in the head, even shot a few times and for some reason... the thing that hurt Me the most is when My penis got caught in the zipper,,, screw that bullshit that nothing hurts more than a paper cut ...compared to My poor innocent little soldier getting caught in between the jaws of enemy territory, a paper cut would not even register as pain.
... okay so Me being bored figured I would ask you...what is the most pain you have felt in your life?
... for Women with kids.. .Child birth is not a option since its pretty hard to pass the pain meter of a 10+ pound creature coming out of something that should be about the size of a lemon...unless you were a hippie and believed too much in the "free love" movement then you may be very loose...
Boredom breeds these....
I'm 17, going out the door in high heels, tight pants, and a black lace see thru top. I'm gettin picked up some 30-somethin yo I met in a yahoo chat that day. My mom is sittin on a couch, not even lifting her head from the book."bye, mom""oh, just dont be home too late"
Life's Little Pleasures
1. The way Speech DeBelle says "couch potato" in 'The Key'
2. A Grande Mocha with whipped cream from Caffe Nero
3. Making Craven go 'lol'
4. Throwing something into a bin from the other side of the room
5. A bacon slice from the shop downstairs
6. Mister Plops
7. A glass of milk
8. Getting a text message
9. Ugly Betty
10. Buying comics
People And Looks
I was sitting on the subway to work , and this thought entered my mind. I notice a trend about people in general, whether it be online or off. I notice that people are so quick to judge someone by their first appearance, and if they aren't physically appealing to them, they just discount them off the bat.
See, this is the way I view the opposite sex. I have been on dates with women that in the beginning, on first sight I am like i am not attracted to them physically. Yes, I do admit one thing. There has to be a basic sense of physical attraction, but in the end the attraction lies within the person itself.Me, I base attraction on many levels. Presentation is always important, since it is the first impression that I get off of people. The real root of me to be attracted to someone rolls down to conversation. if you can barely complete a thought or a sentence, it is kind of a turnoff. Good deeds always help too. If I see someone treating someone else nicely, always a great attractive qu
Going to the big smoke for the weekend, on the five o clock train tonight, and I ain't coming home til Monday!! w00t w00t!!
Things I Miss.
1. I miss the anonymous gifts. I may have hardly gotten them, but they were nice.
2. I miss the dictionary gift. I loved sending that thing out to people.
3. I miss the dirty weeds. I don't remember sending them to anyone, but I sure do remember getting a few of them.
4. I miss the get a clue gift. I don't think they had it around that long, but it was funny. Now I can find so many reasons to send it out.
5. I miss the old blog format.
6. I miss being able to shout some certain members and actually get an answer. Now I guess I'm not "whorish" enough.
7. I miss the "shout box" and "alert box". Why change the name on something that is EXACTLY the same as it was before?
...........I think that's it. If you want to add anything that you miss from here, go ahead and add it in the comments.
Stole this from a Bear who took it from his wifey Klover who stole it from Lil Boops..who got it from Captain Anonymous, who got it from Spiker, who got it from Leah♊Alissa, who got it from ℑÿïç, and so on, and so on, and so on... Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 15 people you like and include me. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Pick your Artist:DmB as predicted
Are you a male or female : Pig
Describe yourself: Best of whats around
How do you feel: Still water
Describe where you currently live: Don't drink the water
If you could go anywhere, where would you go: The Space between
Your favorite form of transportation: The dreaming tree
Your bestfriend is: Dancing Nancies
You and your best friends are: GraveDiggers
What's the weather like: Crazy
Favorite time of day: THe last stop
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called: Lover
(I stole this from kins.)
layer one.Spell your name with bands/artists
R- Rev Theory
N- Notorious B.I.G.
layer two.- name: I just spelled it out up there.- birth date: May 4, 1981- nicknames: Roro, angel- current location: my desk- eye color: Brown- hair color: Brown- righty or lefty: I'm right-handed- best friend[s]: Cyndi, Jay & Scottlayer three.- the shoes you wore today: Just slip on shoes to run outside- your perfect pizza: Extra cheese, pepperoni, mushrooms, black olives, red onion- the last time you cried: Saturdaylayer four.- your best physical feature: Boobs and lips
- most missed memory: Having no responsibilitylayer five.- pepsi or coke: pepsi- mcdonald's or burger king: Subway or Arby's- adidas or nike: Nike- lipton ice tea or nestea: Real sweet tea- chocolate or vanilla: chocolate- cappuccino or coffee: Hot chocolatelayer six.- curse: Fuck- do you sing: With the radio- take a shower everyday: Yes- do you think
... that this is what it's like to be unemployed or mental. First one in the library this morning, and now sat at a PC across from some guy who's just muttering shit to himself over and over. Sweeeeet.
Fucked Up Ppl
ok tell me wut yall think... ok say this guy asks u out and all of a sudden stops talkin 2 u and says ur like nothing 2 him and then u later find out that he got engaged 2 another girl while he was wit u ...while all them nites he told u he luved u and everything.... i dont understand how guys can stoop so low as 2 hurt sum1 they supposedly luv...i just wish i can stop gettin hurt all the time bc every guy i been wit hurt me in sum way 2 make me leave ... i dont no wut i did 2 them but now im done wit men..
watched avatar.... eh... the movie itself wasn't to awful bad but really the whole time i am just looking at other peoples ideas he butchered.... 90% of his storylines can be found elsewhere from alien and dune to brave heart to even the surrogates probably a few more references i could've pointed out while watching it... but eh... and don't get me wrong... all were good movies but seems to me he just stole a lot of other peoples hard work and passed it off as a new story... there was a lot of media hype about this movie and... calling it original but really... anyone who can remember more than the last 15 minutes of their lives could see this WORK was not his own....
that is all... carry on maggots :)
My Nephew Pablo
So my nephew's three, and he don't talk to so good. We thought maybe he had something wrong with his ears, and indeed it turns out he had a case of glue ear, which he had an operation for yesterday (which went well, although the little fella was so resistant to EVERYTHING that they had to gas him in the end, even to put his id bracelet on). But anyways, he's also seeing a speech therapist, and the latest theory is that actually the problem is not his ear stuff, but that he's MAKING UP HIS OWN LANGUAGE.
Obviously, we're hoping that we can get him speaking proper English, like what the other kids speak, so that when he goes to school he doesn't fall behind, and that. So, you know, there's a cause for concern there.
But on the other hand, he's MAKING UP HIS OWN LANGUAGE!!
I can't help but think that's kinda cool.
Also, provide pics, if you desire...
Neil Gaiman 'has Written Doctor Who Episode'
"Fantasy writer Neil Gaiman has said he is to write a forthcoming episode of Doctor Who.
Gaiman, the author of Stardust and Coraline which were both adapted for the big screen, revealed the news at a sci-fi convention in Sussex.
The episode, with the working title of The House of Nothing, will air in 2011, the writer said."
Fully story at BBC News
Happiness Is A Lie
First I wrote this“Happiness is the ultimate tease, it stays for a moment followed by a long time of pain, it is the false facade of reality that teases you with your surreal ideas”When transferring it to Deviant arts, I added more to it, so this is the version you will see on My Deviant Arts pageHappiness is the ultimate tease, it stays for a moment followed by a long time of pain and sadness; it disguises itself in the false facade of being a reality that teases you with your own surreal ideas, all the while laughing as you succumb to the madness of realizing that it was all a lieSpooky said to also blog them here instead of just deviant artBoth by Me obviously
Unfortunately, I have taken rather ill here and won't be around that much, I do apologize.
Please message me with your excitement and I'll catch up when I return, thanks everyone, catch ya later!
Crazy Week..where Did It Go???
Just as stated in title....CRAZY!!!
Monday~Made my floral deliveries, invoiced for a bit, picked up Mr. Murphy and got him plated...came home and stated the tune up.
Tuesday~Worked on Mr. Murphy, went to the auto shop place, took my daughter out to get her car, went to an auto shop place, got home ate and crashed.
Wed~Worked on Mr. Murphy for a bit, daughters car wouldn't start, went to auto place, went to driver's liscense place so daughter could take her test to get her liscense, they wouldn't allow it..said some bs about having to take a 6 behind the wheel test along with all the other stuffs she had already done (nobody told us this) came home, called auto school, daughter took bus out to auto school to take driving test, I fixed her car. Daughter passed test, I picked her up in her car, went to dmv, got her liscnese (with 2 minutes to spare til they closed)car overheated, went to auto store, fixed car, parts store didn't have other part at location...went to other part store
They Caugt His Ass
Bruce Shipkowski, Associated Press Writer, On Saturday March 20, 2010, 3:14 pm EDT
WASHINGTON TOWNSHIP, N.J. (AP) -- A 16-year-old boy patronizing a Walmart store in southern New Jersey took over the public-address system and ordered black people to leave, angering customers and prompting company leaders to apologize, police said Saturday.
Police said the boy, whose name is not being released because he is a juvenile, went on the intercom at Walmart's Washington Township store Sunday evening and calmly announced: "Attention, Walmart customers: All black people, leave the store now."
The teen was arrested Friday on charges of harassment and bias intimidation. Authorities said he was released to the custody of his parents; they did not know whether he had a lawyer.
"This was an extremely disturbing event on many levels," Gloucester County Prosecutor Sean Dalton said at a news conference. "Any statements like these that can cause harm or grave concern must be addressed as quickly we
Letter To Boss, (long!) I Think I Need A New Job ;)
For those interested in the trouble I'm having at work.
Here is a letter I sent to my boss, I had to change the names to put it here, it arrives at work tomorrow (Thursday 3/25/10)
Grievance Procedure(In accordance with legal advice)It is with deep regret that I have been put in such a position to have to write this letter of grievance, my complaints are:Abusive language & threatening behaviour;I have complained to all three directors regarding the MD’s abusive language towards me for the last four years, but the abuse continued.During the whole of 2009, there were only two occasions I had contact with MD when he didn’t rant, rave, scream, shout & swear at me, not to me as was his excuse when Mrs MD told him he cannot be abusive towards staff.The manager at the time I was employed, Mr Nice Bloke also told MD that he is abusive & it must stop.After a direct complaint to MD regarding his threatening behaviour, the thumping of the desk & door etc had subsided.On Saturday
I was considering asking Jeff (not the Jeff I banged last night... inside joke) the one who impregnated me to join Fubar. I mean seriously if he can live with me I think he can handle all of you.
My only hesitation is that he usually is the brunt of all my jokes.I mean for April fools today im thinking of spilling water between my legs and start screaming out his name.
How will you ever find out the tighty whitey blog i was going to do if hes here.. I mean really i cant pick on him in front of him.
There goes the days of Jail Bait 1, 2 & 3....
Also i figure we need a good laugh every other day cause fuck the shit is starting to get thick on this site. Ok so im totally telling you the tighty whitey story now...
For my birthday I thought it would be totally hilarious for Jeff to walk into the room in tighty whiteys.. Because im pregnant and evil he decided it was best to go threw with this plan.
In my evilness I figuired that tighty whiteys are the ugliest things in the worl
"feel Good" Music Video!
I admit, I grew up right when rap was coming out...
Showing my age :p
And I still listen mostly to rap radio stations in my car, though my music collection is from all genres.
Unfortunately, today's rap has gotten to be more of the same every year.
I'm glad to see these new "college rappers" and YouTubers coming out and making fun, creative songs that AREN'T talking about 22s and bling...
I saw this video on MTV this morning and IMMEDIATELY upped it in my stash, not only is it a catchy song but the video makes me laugh! (especially the white dude's facial expressions)
BTW, I'll post in comments for you folks that get the dreaded WHITE BOX!!!!
Freudian Spell Check
Spell check finds no errors with the word "boob"
Even if you meant to type book, as in "Address Book"
Spell check will not stop you from sending an e-mail to 48 Admins and Managers asking them for their latest directory so that you can update the address boob.
Friday's Fake...dj Amber...
Why , oh why do they keep doing these things and why oh why, do people keep falling for this bs?
This will be kinda funny considering what it is
with this I bring you tonights Fakey McFakester
.lets take a good look at
Oh yeah, another hot blonde! Oh look, it even has a lounge!!
Mmmmhmm look @ these hot pics it says it has in its me folder
Yum yum!!! Now lets check the salute
.just to make sure Amber is real..
Ehhh I dunno, I mean that does look a little edited to say the least no?
And whats this salute for Amber approved to the right here??? A DUDE????
Nice phone buddy. Maybe you are using the internet on the phone to find this as well as the rest of this fake profiles pictures like the one shown below
Of which this very same real girls photos can be located about ½ way through the
So, as some folks might know, I found a new doctor last week. I had my appt with him today, as he is a primary care doc that also deals in internal medicine. I figured this might be able to allow me only one doctor for my health issues.
Well, he looked at my medical records and was floored. It was basically too complex of a group of problems for him to understand fully. He told me it was beyond his limited knowledge in gastroenterology. He told me I need a specialist to receive proper care. Nice thing was he was honest and did not charge me for the visit.
So now I'm back to square one in getting help again. I found a group of digestive specialists in Valparaiso, about 20 miles away. Hopefully, I can get in there soon, and will call them first thing in the morning.
Got in touch with new clinic....next available appt. is June 16th.... :(
This is not cool at all.
Wanna Join The Rainbow Club?
Wanna Join This Awesome Club/Family/Group?
♀♂Rainbow Club♀♂ Is The Only Group On Fu 4 Bi, Bi Curious, Gay Men, Lesbian Females & Transgenders!
We Rate Each Other & Help Each Other Out!
This Is All U Have 2 Do 2 Join:
1. Send Me A Message Saying U Want 2 Join
2. Send Me A Link 2 A Pic Of U 2 Post On The Page
3. A/F/R All Members
4. Help Each Other Out
5. Don't Bring In Drama
6. If U Have Any Questions About Anything Don't Be Afraid 2 Ask
7. Tell Ur Friends About The Group
8. Please Add 2 Ur Top Friends
I Want This 2 B A Fun Group 2 Be A Part Of!
If U Can Pimp Out People Please Pimp Out The Group P
You Know You Are Old When
You know you are old when the little security characters you have to type in are too hard to read. I swear I mess them up repeatedly.
The Bad, The Ugly, And The Good...
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
My Cavs lost at home in HORRIBLE fashion...
Worst home loss in the play-offs in franchise history...
God must hate Cleveland, huh?
But when I got home this morning from work, I clicked on the news to see this...
A house in East Cleveland had a gas explosion and LEVELED itself, as well as causing major damage to surrounding homes.
The blast was felt for MILES.
Windows everywhere were shattered...
Neighbors walked outside with bloody faces...
Not ONE fatality....
And THAT'S some good news.
Oh, that and the fact I exceeded everything on my annual performance review!!!
....except I clocked in early too many times, that makes me giggle....
Wow I Feel Horrible
I sign on just now to find a SB message by asking me whether or not I knew a certain someone from here because he has passed away in his sleep in January.
And I do remember this person and how he was always friendly to me but I never really bothered to return much of the attention.
I just feel absolutely horrid now.
This person did used to mumm a bit too so if you would like to know who then ask me in my SB.
Still waiting on the link to his dedicated FB page.
I really regret not paying more attention but I suppose I am glad it was in his sleep and not any other way, but still he was only in his 40's I think.
I mean I didn't even really know him so I don't really know how to feel about his death, it's confusing.
If you've ever uttered the phrase "That's not funny" because you found something offensive as opposed to whether or not it's actually funny, please slap yourself hard across the face since I am not there to do it for you.
I'm weary of it. Funny is funny. If it offends you, too fucking bad. I don't care what kind of joke it is, if it's really funny it probably will offend someone out there. So if you're going to laugh at one joke that may be at someone else's expense and then get all mad when they come after you, you're a hypocrite and you need that slap across the face.
I saw on the news that people are upset about the bit on Family Guy where they has a Vietnamese man making fun of some Vietnam Vets at the memorial in DC like you would see someone making fun of another sports team. He was saying "Scoreboard! Scoreboard! Vietnam undefeated! Is that your friend? I know him? I kill him...he cry like a bitch!"
My dad is a vietnam vet...and I laughed my balls off. It was funny.
Not Matter What (poem I Wrote Just Now)
(Im writing out my emotions sorry if it isnt put together well)
Im not fucking perfect But im fuckng realpeople throw shit at me except me not to feelords dont hurt but yer they dobrings back memories that are horrabile for me good for you hate u for makng me feel this way i hate u for causeing me pain i hate the no matter what i do isnt righti hate that every little thing i do u wanna start a fight the sec im smile u rip me down sometimes i think ur only happiness would be to see me drownIm not here for ur please yet ur hear for my pain i try to be nice but u take evertything in vain all the hurt in life i been thru they say the next day comes and the sky is newthe star in the sky yet im always falling tears in my eyes yet im not lucky enough to be drown in them fucking stress fucking pain it hurts so much u always compian i cant do it i cant to i just cant i cant even speak any more or feel i as i write this i have more then tears i cant even finish this......... just throW i
I thought that, since all the cool kids are doing it (14 new entries within the last hour) it was my turn to post a blog entry. Here it is.
Actually, I DO have a small issue that is bugging me. I have been rating as I always do - friends 11s and nonfriends 10's - when one whom I had rated a 10 decided to leave the following profile comment on my page:"you got unlimited 11"s today use them instead of a 10"
So for the rest of the day everyone gets 11s! Everyone should thank the bimbo posting that! And since that bimbo won't let me post her a small apology for my oversight by not allowing comments from nonfriends, I'll leave hers as is. After all, she was "nice" enough to tell me, essentially, to rerate her, and "kind" enough to block my comments, so silence, I think, would be best. At least to her. I'll bitch to all you instead - all 4 or 5 of you reading this.
The Fancy Cupcake Test
You Crave Friendship
You are a kind hearted and compassionate person. Nothing matters more to you than human connection. You are as generous as you can be. You enjoy giving to others, and you don't expect anything in return. You consider yourself lucky to have the friends that you have, and you're always looking to strengthen those bonds. You stay engaged and interested in other people's lives. You are one of the few out there who truly cares.
The Fancy Cupcake Test
Blogthings: Take a Quiz. Annoy Your Friends.
Watching The Reds-go-round
Some of you won't care about this, some of you might. I just happened to find it interesting... well moreso amusing in a LOL way
As of late, I have noticed quite a "shift" in families here. I happen to care. Not so much because I play the game so much anymore but because it's the s.o.s. and the same people screwing you ie. making you think one thing and doing another.
Simply, just open your eyes, look in all the "reds" familes and you will see who the sell outs are... they all have the same "reds" in their familes. WHY? you ask? SO THEY CAN STAY RED because I guess it makes them feel all good inside being red even though SOME claim it makes no difference to them anymore.
Let's also talk about a few "lime greens". How quickly some forget or simply don't even know. At least 2 of those greens that are keeping that color daily were people that chose the mumm area to hang their fu hats in and most of you should know what that means... if you don't, go in there and get educated. Th
This Is Really For My Amusement--you Don't Have To Read
LORD SPINOZA: give me money...lol.
Suga Lips: hahaha no
LORD SPINOZA: bitch
Suga Lips: Yep
LORD SPINOZA: LMAOOOO...You are so awesome...LOL
Suga Lips: You give me money
LORD SPINOZA: no, i need to buy you
Suga Lips: Is that why you want money?
LORD SPINOZA: yes....
Suga Lips: That's sort of sweet
Suga Lips: Ask Em
LORD SPINOZA: Sweet? runs*
Suga Lips: I said 'sort of'
LORD SPINOZA: he is not online
Suga Lips: Is he dead?
Midol For Fubar
I don't do this. But I have seen some friends (and some not-friends) getting awfully emo, pissy, touchy, whiny... Call it what you will. And I wonder if there's something in the water? Is it STILL Friday the 13th? Why is it I have escaped much of the disappointment and hurt many on here have been feeling? Or maybe I just don't get butthurt easily - iron underpants?
I finally decided that maybe their all hormonal, so I want to suggest a special bling item - Fudol.
If you're not getting enough attention, if Fubar deletes your friends, if someone's wrong in the mumms, if someone beat up your fuMafia character and took your tank money - we can give you a Midol bling and it would make it all better And unlike most other bling, THIS one would cost only 1 or 2 credits, but give 5 credits of points to the recipient! And polishing it would be similar - give 2 credits worth of points to the owner, and 5 credits of points to the polisher, so they can share their HAPPY - well, period!
Table Manners (1)
This is a new blog section for me. I'm going to keep my private one for daily shit but this one is going to be for me to express....well, you can read the damn title.
Anyways, in my daily interactions, I often eat lunch and/or dinner around a variety of people and/or with a variety of people. One of my pet peeves, although by far not my biggest, is table manners. I'm not talking about sitting proper and having your mom smack your elbows off the table type manners. Something simple as chewing with your damn mouth closed.
Is it so freaking hard to do? I'd love to point the finger at men only for this one, but I've seen some women with atrocious table manners. Were these people born in a f*cking barn? It is the most pungent sound in my book. Especially, when I'm trying to enjoy my food. Do people really lack that much self-awareness that they don't hear the smacking and tearing.
Maybe, if we breakdown, what you are doing, you can better understand.
"In the mouth, food must be wett
Insert Clever Story Name Here.
She sat there, perched up on that worn out bar stool, her beer making a ring shaped pool on the tired wood of the bar top. Black lined eyes searching for the bartender to bring her another pint of that delicious golden brew. "Rock Goddess" he had called her. She laughed at the nickname everytime she heard it.
Rock Goddes... if that were true, shouldn't she be with a "Rockstar" at this bar? If that were true, shouldn't she be smiling and laughing with her friends at this bar? If that were true, shouldn't she feel something other than pure disappointment at this bar?
She laughed to herself again before the bartender saw that her pint was dry. He brought anothr at her signal, which usually just consised of a two finger salute, but tonight she merely bowed her head, and he knew. Bartenders... Mind readers with a license to drown it away with spirits and brew. Amazing.
Black tipped nails traced the lip of the pint glass before bringing that sweet nectar to
If my sister ever tries to tell me again that it's just a bed and a couple of bookshelves, I will kill her. I'm finally starting to feel not so sore.
I think I'm starved for intelligent conversation. Just point whoring on here for most of the week is turning me into a vegetable.
I've also spent most of this week going through my comic books and getting them organized to sell them. In doing this I realize I should never play the stock market. Comics are a good comparison....you buy on the risk of a higher return and most of the time you just eat the cost of what you bought. I've got a fair share of issues that increased hundreds of times their original value, but in the overview I'm pretty sure I came out behind.
What I didn't lose out on were some good stories and excellent art. Art that pretty much inspired me to want to be an artist and stories that carried over into a love of the written word. Anytime I hear that comics are bad for kids...well, that's just another
What I Realised Today...
Or maybe I've realised this a long time ago but it's just hit me today more than usual.
How goddamn lucky I have it.
That there are REALLY bad people in the world.
That there are people ho have suffered something I can't even begin to imagine, that there are people still suffering and that there will always be people suffering.
That there some TRULY ignorant, stupid, idiotic people in the world...people that are too far gone to be realise their stupidity and their bigotry.
That there are people who just disgust me beyond belief.
Today I've really have just realised what a complete and utter idiot that I myself can be.
I don't know if I'm just caught up in the moment or what, but all these things are true and it's time I finnaly acknowledged it.
I can't empathise with people who have suffered.
I can't really offer comforting words no matter how hard I try, so whenever someone tells me something...I don't know what to say but it doesn't mean I don't care, but everytime
I F'n Love These!
ana: hi babe how are you?>??
To ana: full of beer, spinach pizza, and gas... you?
To ana: Yes, really. I'm talking cheesy spinach pizza with pepperoni and garlic sauce, pabst blue ribbon, and also I had some brie croissants - btw, "really" only has one "y" in the traditional spelling.
ana: hahahaha!!!!your a perfectionist????
To ana: No, just literate.
ana: i like it babe
To ana: The pizza, beer, or croissants?
To ana: Oh. Why are laughing at me?
ana: do you havyahoo messenger>???
To ana: No, I think Carol Bartz still owns it.
To ana: Are you a man?
Me: I don't think she wants to talk to me anymore.
Random Totally Stupid Cooking Idea
My mind works in mysterious ways.
Today's random thought: Turtles!
Take two pancakes, place one on the bottom of the plate
lay two strips of bacon X style cross ways
make a mound of scrambled eggs in the middle, but leave a small circle around the edge of the pancake
put a link sausage in the middle of the eggs so it splits the X like so X-
Place the other pancake on top
With the edges of the top pancake curled down, it should resemble a turtle in the shell with the bacon for the legs and the sausage as the head.
Defining Politics ▬●ΑΘΕΟΣ--☭--☆
WARNING: Lots of reading ahead...
BLAME CRAZY LIPS :p
Blogging Buffoon Activated
DISCLAIMER:Though it shouldn't need to be said, since this is my blog these are my points of views, and may or may not be the exact same views of people who even claim to share to share the same politics as me. As I said at the bottom, there are no absolutes in politics
Crazy Lips was reading Freedom’s mumm and asked me to define several things:“her exact comment:His last MuMM-separating together or all?http://www.fubar.com/separating-together-or-all/m606732Who and what are they trying to separate?Is he talking about separation like how blacks and whites used to be?
Define for me the following:FascismDemocratRepublicanConservativeLiberalRhinoLeftistRightistBigotPrivate sectorStimulusBail outsFallacyPartisanshipCapitalisticDemocratic RepublicDemocratic SocialismWhat does privatizing health care mean?What affects will it have on the people?Who is in November's election?What can you tell m
simonks: hey aby whats up
Suga Lips: I'm not Aby.
simonks: lol...sorry. what are u up to
Suga Lips: Killing hookers.
Suga Lips: No...the ones locked in my basement.
simonks: i see....why are u killing them?
Suga Lips: someone has to, right?
simonks: you don't like hookers?
simonks: or u are just done with those and want some new ones?
Suga Lips: I don't like a lot of people, they're just easier to lure to my basement.
simonks: how many do u have down there
Suga Lips: 3 1/2
simonks: what have u been doing with them up until now?
Suga Lips: Throwing rocks at them and blasting bad music at
Yo Yo Yo Yo
I m all moved in and i get my net at home on friday....im excited, tired and busy all at the same time...Miss you guys and love some of you..