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Sb Chronicles- Buster
>busterxxoo...: go away busterxxoo...: klover... its funnyaaaa... its not crazy. hahhahaha ->busterxxoo...: lmfaooo...and there ya go...just proved me right...go away crazy lady busterxxoo...: wow.. that was harsh and what are you? super kitty? lmfao hahahhahha ->busterxxoo...: no dumbfuck you keep replying..if you do not reply to this neither will I...but you will...simpleminded cunts like you ALWAYS do...come on prove me right busterxxoo...: you go away. i stopped ... you wrote again. i don't buy your BS kloverlynn. stop writing. go mumming .. its more fun for ya. ->busterxxoo...: keep replying instead of going away busterxxoo...: keep insulting me. doesn't bother me. ->busterxxoo...: uh you came to my SB...you could quit talking at any time and I would leaveyou alone//and you know NOTHING of me so dont assume I am weak..it would be far off base....go away now crazy lady...go make up a new career or something busterxxoo...: yup. walk in my

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Induction And First Assignment
I am still undergoing the induction process for my diploma course in photography as a very mature student lol. We did a little show of our work that we have done so far and this image below was chosen by one of my tutors to be put on the colleges system. This is so it can be shown to other students to encourage them to take the same course in future, i was so chuffed.

Think Outside The Box For Once
I just wanted to share a discussion board posting from my online class. The class is Alcohol and Drug Abuse Seminar. It has undergraduate and graduate students in it. But sometimes I feel like I'm discussing things with middle schoolers because their spelling, grammar, and intelligence are all lacking. I feel like maybe I worded my response wrong, but I'm so sick of close minded f*ckers. The discussion topic is: Should drugs be decriminalized or legalized? Cite examples of drugs that could be decriminalized and some that are now illegal that should be legal. Why did you choose the ones you chose? This was a student's response to another student: That is a very good point that those who do drugs often are the ones supporting their legalization. Any person I have ever known who supports legalizing for example marijuana, has been known to partake of it. Legalizing many drugs would flood the market with them and cause an avalanche of legal and health issues that would be impossible for u

Football Party
So this year my son is finally starting to show some interest in football....so those of you who know me best know its a huge deal! Well next Sunday during the Vikings vs Lions game I've decided to let my son have a football party. We've invited the usual suspects already....just a few close friends...nothing huge. I'm trying to think of some good apps to have on hand...We're already gonna have chips and salsa, rice krispie bars, and pickle roll ups....but for the life of me I can't think of what else to have....Ideas?

Time For Some Long Overdue And Much Needed Lolz..
..I’ve been way to serious lately, thanks everyone for dealing with it. Mr K West is a noob and Acorn is getting served. So with that, I figured it’s time for a break. And some much needed lolz. So with that, enjoy this video. FAIL - too funny.

Another Reason I Won't Sign Up For Fb
->McLovin: uh huh....had to FEED a FISH online...McLovin: Yeah...on Happy Aquarium....and I was reading a note that someone posted.->McLovin: had to....feed...feed? a fish on Facebook.....McLovin: Had to feed the fish on facebook.->McLovin: you had to do what...?McLovin: But I had to feed my fish on FB and clean the tank This needs no explanation. :-P

Bizarro World
Eric Maste...: when you beat his ass would ya fight dirty ->Eric Maste...: im much meaner than that. Eric Maste...: wow i figured youd burn him with the cig ->Eric Maste...: id bust open the stall door and beat the living shit out of the fucking pervert. Eric Maste...: suppose you are in a bath room stall smoking a cigarette suddenly a penis comes through the hole and the voice on the other side says "surprise me" what would u do? ->Eric Maste...: ?? Eric Maste...: heres a questio for ya is this dude trying to have shoutbox sex w/ me?

So This Is How It Is...
Yeah. Congratulations, asswipes, you win. Now you'll see the side of me you all whispered about behind my back, and my friends' backs. I never said I wasn't a mean prick, I just chose to be nice. But, now you'll all get your way, and be able to say "See? He is an asshole, I told you so!" Does that make your life complete? I hope so. Fucking vapid twats. Nothing better to do than play high school popularity games on a fucking fake-ass website, huh? What fucking losers, to believe gossip, and actually delete someone, because someone ELSE told you they're evil mean scary people and should be avoided! omg! hide!. *shakes head* Welcome to the game, morons - I hope you can play as well as you've attempted to so far... because from here on out, aside from my family and a select few friends (yeah, I know some of you are backstabbing cunts, you've never fooled me), not any other single motherfucker on this site means more to me than the shit I just took. If you don't like it, delete me too. T

Deleting.
I'm going to be cleaning out ALOT of folks on my "friends' list". I've been meaning to do it for awhile, but I hate doing so. It's gotten to the point I don't know what my friends did TWO hours ago on my bar tab. Mostly it's just gonna be folks I added when I was bombing, and I still have people here that were friends of the original "Jack Bauer" profile. It's nothing personal, but my bartab's just going WAY too fast.

Tell Me
Amaze me with your voice. Love me with your verbs. Explain to me, how I make your world blur. Kaleidoscopic flashes, as I worship your purr. How I make your insides warm, and colors merge. Amaze you with the way I caress you, and make the pleasure surge. You salivate, as you wrap warm wood and smile wit' the knowledge that it's all good. It's no small feat for me to worship all of you; but I embrace it and savor you, like a holy jewel. I understand your desire, I'm a part of you. We grind in tandem, when I hesitate you move... I ride with you, and it's an animal groove. My fingers caress your lips, as I split you in two. I won't stop, until you have an orgasm or two. Explain to me your pleasure, and tell me truth. Amaze me with your song, there's no words, but it's proof.That life is delicious, it's like Heaven in you.

What Aphrodisiac Are You?
You Are Asparagus You're not exactly subtle. You seduce people by being highly suggestive.And surprisingly, it works. Your outrageous ways are very appealing.You always try to look as sexy as possible. Even if it means being a bit inappropriate.You somehow always manage turn the vibe sexual. You have more fun when everyone is being naughty! What Aphrodisiac Are You? Blogthings: We'll Tell You The Truth... Someone Has To! Exactly right, down to the T.

Rio Is Always Lovely
last night i was 3+ million points from leveling and Rio did the altruize thing for me...never said a word, just did it(y)..and i leveled because of her help :D .she rocks...most of you know her and if you dont you should. shes one of those people who is always a sweetheart and happy, so show her some love... thanx Rio (h) ♥RίoIśŁovəly♥FuMarriedtoArmy4Life♥FuOwnedByTotalChaos69♥@ fubar

Stolen From Philemon
I am a cuddler - True I am a morning person - ahahahahahahaahahaha FALSE I am a perfectionist - on certain things, true I am currently in my pajamas - False I am currently suffering from a broken heart - False. I am okay at styling other people's hair - pfft I can barely style my own hair. False I am very shy around the opposite gender AT FIRST - True. I don't like to be stared at. And especially if they're good looking. I can be paranoid at times - True (fuck you, Skully!) When I get mad I curse frequently - False...I curse regardless of my mood.

For Agent W
Today, I took the time out to give my room a good cleaning. Wipe everything down, move stuff, vaccum, all that. Well, what you do not realize, is that ash has a tendancy to get places you don't send it. It was everywhere. As were the little plastic pieces that come off the top, matches, lighters, and even some filters that somehow got dropped and kicked beneath things. It's unreal how much proof of this part of my life existed even as I made it unneeded in my every day life. One thing I will miss, is the new lighter feeling. Finding a lighter that is a conversation piece, or one that's rather cool, or unique. I suppose I'll have to spend my time fidning clothes, or shoes, but hell, lighters are easy to carry. I can take more than one with me. And for the most part, they beat out shirts or shoes, as shoes and shirts can not SUPPLY FIRE. I have nowhere to go with this. Dirty Lip wanted a blog. So here it is. Like soap and water on a lip.

It Hurts!!!
Okay bored... when am I not bored? So a friend asked Me in shout what is the most pain I have felt in My life. I thought this a bit funny cause.. well I have been sliced before, stabbed many, many times, hit with a brick in the head, even shot a few times and for some reason... the thing that hurt Me the most is when My penis got caught in the zipper,,, screw that bullshit that nothing hurts more than a paper cut ...compared to My poor innocent little soldier getting caught in between the jaws of enemy territory, a paper cut would not even register as pain. ... okay so Me being bored figured I would ask you...what is the most pain you have felt in your life? ... for Women with kids.. .Child birth is not a option since its pretty hard to pass the pain meter of a 10+ pound creature coming out of something that should be about the size of a lemon...unless you were a hippie and believed too much in the "free love" movement then you may be very loose... Boredom breeds these....

Mothers
Flashbacks I'm 17, going out the door in high heels, tight pants, and a black lace see thru top. I'm gettin picked up some 30-somethin yo I met in a yahoo chat that day. My mom is sittin on a couch, not even lifting her head from the book."bye, mom""oh, just dont be home too late"

Life's Little Pleasures
1. The way Speech DeBelle says "couch potato" in 'The Key' 2. A Grande Mocha with whipped cream from Caffe Nero 3. Making Craven go 'lol' 4. Throwing something into a bin from the other side of the room 5. A bacon slice from the shop downstairs 6. Mister Plops 7. A glass of milk 8. Getting a text message 9. Ugly Betty 10. Buying comics

People And Looks
I was sitting on the subway to work , and this thought entered my mind. I notice a trend about people in general, whether it be online or off. I notice that people are so quick to judge someone by their first appearance, and if they aren't physically appealing to them, they just discount them off the bat. See, this is the way I view the opposite sex. I have been on dates with women that in the beginning, on first sight I am like i am not attracted to them physically. Yes, I do admit one thing. There has to be a basic sense of physical attraction, but in the end the attraction lies within the person itself.Me, I base attraction on many levels. Presentation is always important, since it is the first impression that I get off of people. The real root of me to be attracted to someone rolls down to conversation. if you can barely complete a thought or a sentence, it is kind of a turnoff. Good deeds always help too. If I see someone treating someone else nicely, always a great attractive qu

Things I Miss.
1. I miss the anonymous gifts. I may have hardly gotten them, but they were nice. 2. I miss the dictionary gift. I loved sending that thing out to people. 3. I miss the dirty weeds. I don't remember sending them to anyone, but I sure do remember getting a few of them. 4. I miss the get a clue gift. I don't think they had it around that long, but it was funny. Now I can find so many reasons to send it out. 5. I miss the old blog format. 6. I miss being able to shout some certain members and actually get an answer. Now I guess I'm not "whorish" enough. 7. I miss the "shout box" and "alert box". Why change the name on something that is EXACTLY the same as it was before? ...........I think that's it. If you want to add anything that you miss from here, go ahead and add it in the comments.

Done
Stole this from a Bear who took it from his wifey Klover who stole it from Lil Boops..who got it from Captain Anonymous, who got it from Spiker, who got it from Leah♊Alissa, who got it from ℑÿïç, and so on, and so on, and so on... Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 15 people you like and include me. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Pick your Artist:DmB as predicted Are you a male or female : Pig Describe yourself: Best of whats around How do you feel: Still water Describe where you currently live: Don't drink the water If you could go anywhere, where would you go: The Space between Your favorite form of transportation: The dreaming tree Your bestfriend is: Dancing Nancies You and your best friends are: GraveDiggers What's the weather like: Crazy Favorite time of day: THe last stop If your life was a TV show, what would it be called: Lover

Layers
(I stole this from kins.) layer one.Spell your name with bands/artists R- Rev Theory O- Oasis B- Bush Y- Yellowcard N- Notorious B.I.G. layer two.- name: I just spelled it out up there.- birth date: May 4, 1981- nicknames: Roro, angel- current location: my desk- eye color: Brown- hair color: Brown- righty or lefty: I'm right-handed- best friend[s]: Cyndi, Jay & Scottlayer three.- the shoes you wore today: Just slip on shoes to run outside- your perfect pizza: Extra cheese, pepperoni, mushrooms, black olives, red onion- the last time you cried: Saturdaylayer four.- your best physical feature: Boobs and lips - most missed memory: Having no responsibilitylayer five.- pepsi or coke: pepsi- mcdonald's or burger king: Subway or Arby's- adidas or nike: Nike- lipton ice tea or nestea: Real sweet tea- chocolate or vanilla: chocolate- cappuccino or coffee: Hot chocolatelayer six.- curse: Fuck- do you sing: With the radio- take a shower everyday: Yes- do you think

Fucked Up Ppl
ok tell me wut yall think... ok say this guy asks u out and all of a sudden stops talkin 2 u and says ur like nothing 2 him and then u later find out that he got engaged 2 another girl while he was wit u ...while all them nites he told u he luved u and everything.... i dont understand how guys can stoop so low as 2 hurt sum1 they supposedly luv...i just wish i can stop gettin hurt all the time bc every guy i been wit hurt me in sum way 2 make me leave ... i dont no wut i did 2 them but now im done wit men..

Finally...
watched avatar.... eh... the movie itself wasn't to awful bad but really the whole time i am just looking at other peoples ideas he butchered.... 90% of his storylines can be found elsewhere from alien and dune to brave heart to even the surrogates probably a few more references i could've pointed out while watching it... but eh... and don't get me wrong... all were good movies but seems to me he just stole a lot of other peoples hard work and passed it off as a new story... there was a lot of media hype about this movie and... calling it original but really... anyone who can remember more than the last 15 minutes of their lives could see this WORK was not his own.... that is all... carry on maggots :)

My Nephew Pablo
So my nephew's three, and he don't talk to so good. We thought maybe he had something wrong with his ears, and indeed it turns out he had a case of glue ear, which he had an operation for yesterday (which went well, although the little fella was so resistant to EVERYTHING that they had to gas him in the end, even to put his id bracelet on). But anyways, he's also seeing a speech therapist, and the latest theory is that actually the problem is not his ear stuff, but that he's MAKING UP HIS OWN LANGUAGE. Obviously, we're hoping that we can get him speaking proper English, like what the other kids speak, so that when he goes to school he doesn't fall behind, and that. So, you know, there's a cause for concern there. But on the other hand, he's MAKING UP HIS OWN LANGUAGE!! I can't help but think that's kinda cool.

Neil Gaiman 'has Written Doctor Who Episode'
"Fantasy writer Neil Gaiman has said he is to write a forthcoming episode of Doctor Who. Gaiman, the author of Stardust and Coraline which were both adapted for the big screen, revealed the news at a sci-fi convention in Sussex. The episode, with the working title of The House of Nothing, will air in 2011, the writer said." Fully story at BBC News

Podcast! The Tale Of Hightly Reccomen: Renegade Film Reviewer
For my blog at Netflix Reviews of Doom Please let me know what you think if you listen! Yes, it's supposed to be funny. Comment | Copy This If you'd rather, you can download the mp3 here- hightlyreccomen.mp3

Crazy Week..where Did It Go???
Just as stated in title....CRAZY!!! Monday~Made my floral deliveries, invoiced for a bit, picked up Mr. Murphy and got him plated...came home and stated the tune up. Tuesday~Worked on Mr. Murphy, went to the auto shop place, took my daughter out to get her car, went to an auto shop place, got home ate and crashed. Wed~Worked on Mr. Murphy for a bit, daughters car wouldn't start, went to auto place, went to driver's liscense place so daughter could take her test to get her liscense, they wouldn't allow it..said some bs about having to take a 6 behind the wheel test along with all the other stuffs she had already done (nobody told us this) came home, called auto school, daughter took bus out to auto school to take driving test, I fixed her car. Daughter passed test, I picked her up in her car, went to dmv, got her liscnese (with 2 minutes to spare til they closed)car overheated, went to auto store, fixed car, parts store didn't have other part at location...went to other part store

They Caugt His Ass
Bruce Shipkowski, Associated Press Writer, On Saturday March 20, 2010, 3:14 pm EDT WASHINGTON TOWNSHIP, N.J. (AP) -- A 16-year-old boy patronizing a Walmart store in southern New Jersey took over the public-address system and ordered black people to leave, angering customers and prompting company leaders to apologize, police said Saturday. Police said the boy, whose name is not being released because he is a juvenile, went on the intercom at Walmart's Washington Township store Sunday evening and calmly announced: "Attention, Walmart customers: All black people, leave the store now." The teen was arrested Friday on charges of harassment and bias intimidation. Authorities said he was released to the custody of his parents; they did not know whether he had a lawyer. "This was an extremely disturbing event on many levels," Gloucester County Prosecutor Sean Dalton said at a news conference. "Any statements like these that can cause harm or grave concern must be addressed as quickly we

Letter To Boss, (long!) I Think I Need A New Job ;)
For those interested in the trouble I'm having at work. Here is a letter I sent to my boss, I had to change the names to put it here, it arrives at work tomorrow (Thursday 3/25/10) Grievance Procedure(In accordance with legal advice)It is with deep regret that I have been put in such a position to have to write this letter of grievance, my complaints are:Abusive language & threatening behaviour;I have complained to all three directors regarding the MD’s abusive language towards me for the last four years, but the abuse continued.During the whole of 2009, there were only two occasions I had contact with MD when he didn’t rant, rave, scream, shout & swear at me, not to me as was his excuse when Mrs MD told him he cannot be abusive towards staff.The manager at the time I was employed, Mr Nice Bloke also told MD that he is abusive & it must stop.After a direct complaint to MD regarding his threatening behaviour, the thumping of the desk & door etc had subsided.On Saturday

Poor Jeff
I was considering asking Jeff (not the Jeff I banged last night... inside joke) the one who impregnated me to join Fubar. I mean seriously if he can live with me I think he can handle all of you. My only hesitation is that he usually is the brunt of all my jokes.I mean for April fools today im thinking of spilling water between my legs and start screaming out his name. How will you ever find out the tighty whitey blog i was going to do if hes here.. I mean really i cant pick on him in front of him. There goes the days of Jail Bait 1, 2 & 3.... Also i figure we need a good laugh every other day cause fuck the shit is starting to get thick on this site. Ok so im totally telling you the tighty whitey story now... For my birthday I thought it would be totally hilarious for Jeff to walk into the room in tighty whiteys.. Because im pregnant and evil he decided it was best to go threw with this plan. In my evilness I figuired that tighty whiteys are the ugliest things in the worl

"feel Good" Music Video!
I admit, I grew up right when rap was coming out... Showing my age :p And I still listen mostly to rap radio stations in my car, though my music collection is from all genres. Unfortunately, today's rap has gotten to be more of the same every year. I'm glad to see these new "college rappers" and YouTubers coming out and making fun, creative songs that AREN'T talking about 22s and bling... I saw this video on MTV this morning and IMMEDIATELY upped it in my stash, not only is it a catchy song but the video makes me laugh! (especially the white dude's facial expressions) BTW, I'll post in comments for you folks that get the dreaded WHITE BOX!!!! Enjoy :p

Freudian Spell Check
Spell check finds no errors with the word "boob" Even if you meant to type book, as in "Address Book" Spell check will not stop you from sending an e-mail to 48 Admins and Managers asking them for their latest directory so that you can update the address boob.

Friday's Fake...dj Amber...
Why , oh why do they keep doing these things and why oh why, do people keep falling for this bs?…. This will be kinda funny considering what it is…with this I bring you tonight’s Fakey McFakester….let’s take a good look at…DJ Amber…. Oh yeah, another hot blonde! Oh look, it even has a lounge!! Mmmmhmm look @ these hot pics it says it has in its’ “me” folder … Yum yum!!! Now let’s check the salute….just to make sure “Amber” is real.. Ehhh I dunno, I mean that does look a little edited to say the least no?…. And what’s this salute for “Amber” approved to the right here??? A DUDE???? Nice phone buddy. Maybe you are using the internet on the phone to find this as well as the rest of this “fake” profile’s pictures like the one shown below… Of which this very same real girl’s photos can be located about ½ way through the

New Doctor!
So, as some folks might know, I found a new doctor last week. I had my appt with him today, as he is a primary care doc that also deals in internal medicine. I figured this might be able to allow me only one doctor for my health issues. Well, he looked at my medical records and was floored. It was basically too complex of a group of problems for him to understand fully. He told me it was beyond his limited knowledge in gastroenterology. He told me I need a specialist to receive proper care. Nice thing was he was honest and did not charge me for the visit. So now I'm back to square one in getting help again. I found a group of digestive specialists in Valparaiso, about 20 miles away. Hopefully, I can get in there soon, and will call them first thing in the morning. **EDIT** Got in touch with new clinic....next available appt. is June 16th.... :( This is not cool at all.

Wanna Join The Rainbow Club?
Wanna Join This Awesome Club/Family/Group? ♀♂Rainbow Club♀♂ Is The Only Group On Fu 4 Bi, Bi Curious, Gay Men, Lesbian Females & Transgenders! We Rate Each Other & Help Each Other Out! This Is All U Have 2 Do 2 Join: 1. Send Me A Message Saying U Want 2 Join 2. Send Me A Link 2 A Pic Of U 2 Post On The Page 3. A/F/R All Members 4. Help Each Other Out 5. Don't Bring In Drama 6. If U Have Any Questions About Anything Don't Be Afraid 2 Ask 7. Tell Ur Friends About The Group 8. Please Add 2 Ur Top Friends I Want This 2 B A Fun Group 2 Be A Part Of! If U Can Pimp Out People Please Pimp Out The Group P

The Bad, The Ugly, And The Good...
Yeah, yeah, yeah... My Cavs lost at home in HORRIBLE fashion... Worst home loss in the play-offs in franchise history... God must hate Cleveland, huh? *sigh* But when I got home this morning from work, I clicked on the news to see this... A house in East Cleveland had a gas explosion and LEVELED itself, as well as causing major damage to surrounding homes. The blast was felt for MILES. Windows everywhere were shattered... Neighbors walked outside with bloody faces... Know what?!? Not ONE fatality.... ... And THAT'S some good news. Oh, that and the fact I exceeded everything on my annual performance review!!! ....except I clocked in early too many times, that makes me giggle....

Wow I Feel Horrible
I sign on just now to find a SB message by asking me whether or not I knew a certain someone from here because he has passed away in his sleep in January. And I do remember this person and how he was always friendly to me but I never really bothered to return much of the attention. I just feel absolutely horrid now. This person did used to mumm a bit too so if you would like to know who then ask me in my SB. Still waiting on the link to his dedicated FB page. I really regret not paying more attention but I suppose I am glad it was in his sleep and not any other way, but still he was only in his 40's I think. I mean I didn't even really know him so I don't really know how to feel about his death, it's confusing.

Not Matter What (poem I Wrote Just Now)
(Im writing out my emotions sorry if it isnt put together well) Im not fucking perfect But im fuckng realpeople throw shit at me except me not to feelords dont hurt but yer they dobrings back memories that are horrabile for me good for you hate u for makng me feel this way i hate u for causeing me pain i hate the no matter what i do isnt righti hate that every little thing i do u wanna start a fight the sec im smile u rip me down sometimes i think ur only happiness would be to see me drownIm not here for ur please yet ur hear for my pain i try to be nice but u take evertything in vain all the hurt in life i been thru they say the next day comes and the sky is newthe star in the sky yet im always falling tears in my eyes yet im not lucky enough to be drown in them fucking stress fucking pain it hurts so much u always compian i cant do it i cant to i just cant i cant even speak any more or feel i as i write this i have more then tears i cant even finish this......... just throW i

Hump Day!
I thought that, since all the cool kids are doing it (14 new entries within the last hour) it was my turn to post a blog entry. Here it is. Actually, I DO have a small issue that is bugging me. I have been rating as I always do - friends 11s and nonfriends 10's - when one whom I had rated a 10 decided to leave the following profile comment on my page:"you got unlimited 11"s today use them instead of a 10" So for the rest of the day everyone gets 11s! Everyone should thank the bimbo posting that! And since that bimbo won't let me post her a small apology for my oversight by not allowing comments from nonfriends, I'll leave hers as is. After all, she was "nice" enough to tell me, essentially, to rerate her, and "kind" enough to block my comments, so silence, I think, would be best. At least to her. I'll bitch to all you instead - all 4 or 5 of you reading this. /rant Rock on! Shawn

The Fancy Cupcake Test
You Crave Friendship You are a kind hearted and compassionate person. Nothing matters more to you than human connection. You are as generous as you can be. You enjoy giving to others, and you don't expect anything in return. You consider yourself lucky to have the friends that you have, and you're always looking to strengthen those bonds. You stay engaged and interested in other people's lives. You are one of the few out there who truly cares. The Fancy Cupcake Test Blogthings: Take a Quiz. Annoy Your Friends.

Watching The Reds-go-round
Some of you won't care about this, some of you might. I just happened to find it interesting... well moreso amusing in a LOL way As of late, I have noticed quite a "shift" in families here. I happen to care. Not so much because I play the game so much anymore but because it's the s.o.s. and the same people screwing you ie. making you think one thing and doing another. Simply, just open your eyes, look in all the "reds" familes and you will see who the sell outs are... they all have the same "reds" in their familes. WHY? you ask? SO THEY CAN STAY RED because I guess it makes them feel all good inside being red even though SOME claim it makes no difference to them anymore. Let's also talk about a few "lime greens". How quickly some forget or simply don't even know. At least 2 of those greens that are keeping that color daily were people that chose the mumm area to hang their fu hats in and most of you should know what that means... if you don't, go in there and get educated. Th

This Is Really For My Amusement--you Don't Have To Read
LORD SPINOZA: give me money...lol. 8:23am Suga Lips: hahaha no 8:23am LORD SPINOZA: bitch 8:24am Suga Lips: Yep 8:24am LORD SPINOZA: LMAOOOO...You are so awesome...LOL 8:27am Suga Lips: You give me money 8:29am LORD SPINOZA: no, i need to buy you 8:29am Suga Lips: Is that why you want money? 8:30am LORD SPINOZA: yes.... 8:30am Suga Lips: That's sort of sweet 8:30am Suga Lips: Ask Em 8:31am LORD SPINOZA: Sweet? runs* 8:31am Suga Lips: I said 'sort of' 8:32am LORD SPINOZA: he is not online 8:32am Suga Lips: Is he dead? 8:33am

Midol For Fubar
I don't do this. But I have seen some friends (and some not-friends) getting awfully emo, pissy, touchy, whiny... Call it what you will. And I wonder if there's something in the water? Is it STILL Friday the 13th? Why is it I have escaped much of the disappointment and hurt many on here have been feeling? Or maybe I just don't get butthurt easily - iron underpants? I finally decided that maybe their all hormonal, so I want to suggest a special bling item - Fudol. If you're not getting enough attention, if Fubar deletes your friends, if someone's wrong in the mumms, if someone beat up your fuMafia character and took your tank money - we can give you a Midol bling and it would make it all better And unlike most other bling, THIS one would cost only 1 or 2 credits, but give 5 credits of points to the recipient! And polishing it would be similar - give 2 credits worth of points to the owner, and 5 credits of points to the polisher, so they can share their HAPPY - well, period! Either

Table Manners (1)
This is a new blog section for me. I'm going to keep my private one for daily shit but this one is going to be for me to express....well, you can read the damn title. Anyways, in my daily interactions, I often eat lunch and/or dinner around a variety of people and/or with a variety of people. One of my pet peeves, although by far not my biggest, is table manners. I'm not talking about sitting proper and having your mom smack your elbows off the table type manners. Something simple as chewing with your damn mouth closed. Is it so freaking hard to do? I'd love to point the finger at men only for this one, but I've seen some women with atrocious table manners. Were these people born in a f*cking barn? It is the most pungent sound in my book. Especially, when I'm trying to enjoy my food. Do people really lack that much self-awareness that they don't hear the smacking and tearing. Maybe, if we breakdown, what you are doing, you can better understand. "In the mouth, food must be wett

Insert Clever Story Name Here.
She sat there, perched up on that worn out bar stool, her beer making a ring shaped pool on the tired wood of the bar top. Black lined eyes searching for the bartender to bring her another pint of that delicious golden brew. "Rock Goddess" he had called her. She laughed at the nickname everytime she heard it. Rock Goddes... if that were true, shouldn't she be with a "Rockstar" at this bar? If that were true, shouldn't she be smiling and laughing with her friends at this bar? If that were true, shouldn't she feel something other than pure disappointment at this bar? She laughed to herself again before the bartender saw that her pint was dry. He brought anothr at her signal, which usually just consised of a two finger salute, but tonight she merely bowed her head, and he knew. Bartenders... Mind readers with a license to drown it away with spirits and brew. Amazing. Black tipped nails traced the lip of the pint glass before bringing that sweet nectar to

What I Realised Today...
Or maybe I've realised this a long time ago but it's just hit me today more than usual. How goddamn lucky I have it. That there are REALLY bad people in the world. That there are people ho have suffered something I can't even begin to imagine, that there are people still suffering and that there will always be people suffering. That there some TRULY ignorant, stupid, idiotic people in the world...people that are too far gone to be realise their stupidity and their bigotry. That there are people who just disgust me beyond belief. Today I've really have just realised what a complete and utter idiot that I myself can be. I don't know if I'm just caught up in the moment or what, but all these things are true and it's time I finnaly acknowledged it. I can't empathise with people who have suffered. I can't really offer comforting words no matter how hard I try, so whenever someone tells me something...I don't know what to say but it doesn't mean I don't care, but everytime

I F'n Love These!
ana: hi babe how are you?>?? To ana: full of beer, spinach pizza, and gas... you? ana: reallyyy?? To ana: Yes, really. I'm talking cheesy spinach pizza with pepperoni and garlic sauce, pabst blue ribbon, and also I had some brie croissants - btw, "really" only has one "y" in the traditional spelling. ana: hahahaha!!!!your a perfectionist???? To ana: No, just literate. ana: i like it babe To ana: The pizza, beer, or croissants? ana: you!!!hahahahahah To ana: Oh. Why are laughing at me? ana: do you havyahoo messenger>??? To ana: No, I think Carol Bartz still owns it. To ana: Are you a man? Me: I don't think she wants to talk to me anymore. Karen (wit

Random Totally Stupid Cooking Idea
My mind works in mysterious ways. Today's random thought: Turtles! Take two pancakes, place one on the bottom of the plate lay two strips of bacon X style cross ways make a mound of scrambled eggs in the middle, but leave a small circle around the edge of the pancake put a link sausage in the middle of the eggs so it splits the X like so X- Place the other pancake on top With the edges of the top pancake curled down, it should resemble a turtle in the shell with the bacon for the legs and the sausage as the head. Enjoy!

Defining Politics ▬●ΑΘΕΟΣ--☭--☆
WARNING: Lots of reading ahead... BLAME CRAZY LIPS :p Blogging Buffoon Activated DISCLAIMER:Though it shouldn't need to be said, since this is my blog these are my points of views, and may or may not be the exact same views of people who even claim to share to share the same politics as me. As I said at the bottom, there are no absolutes in politics Crazy Lips was reading Freedom’s mumm and asked me to define several things:“her exact comment:His last MuMM-separating together or all?http://www.fubar.com/separating-together-or-all/m606732Who and what are they trying to separate?Is he talking about separation like how blacks and whites used to be? Define for me the following:FascismDemocratRepublicanConservativeLiberalRhinoLeftistRightistBigotPrivate sectorStimulusBail outsFallacyPartisanshipCapitalisticDemocratic RepublicDemocratic SocialismWhat does privatizing health care mean?What affects will it have on the people?Who is in November's election?What can you tell m

My Hobby
simonks: hey aby whats up 5:41pm Suga Lips: I'm not Aby. 5:41pm simonks: lol...sorry. what are u up to 5:42pm Suga Lips: Killing hookers. 5:42pm simonks: GTA? 5:43pm Suga Lips: No...the ones locked in my basement. 5:43pm simonks: i see....why are u killing them? 5:43pm Suga Lips: someone has to, right? 5:44pm simonks: you don't like hookers? 5:44pm simonks: or u are just done with those and want some new ones? 5:45pm Suga Lips: I don't like a lot of people, they're just easier to lure to my basement. 5:45pm simonks: how many do u have down there 5:45pm Suga Lips: 3 1/2 5:46pm simonks: what have u been doing with them up until now? 5:47pm Suga Lips: Throwing rocks at them and blasting bad music at

Silly Bling Ideas #3432
So I was noticing those silly condoms were still taking up space in the bling shop, and wondered... why aren't they ready with new bling to replace the old, limited-edition stuff when they know they need more? I have an idea which could potentially exceed my low sales projections and help them move to even better servers than the ones we just moved to! BOBBLEHEADS! A whole Fu-Family of bobble-head blings. Baby J... Scrapper... umm.... Marketman?!!! Buy one, collect them all! Seriously, though. Bobbleheads. Think about it. I think that would be pretty cool and easily carried over into different character series. Love, Higgs Boson

Ex President Bandit
I'm venting and I'm sorry but this really bugged me. *disclaimer: My status said "Off to be domestic.. I need a fukkin maid. Any takers? ♥" and I was marked as away. I guess I shouldn't clean my bathroom huh? I met EX PRESIDENT BANDIT a few days ago. We had a few great chats and seemed to be a lot of fun and a possible great new friend. Anyone that really knows me knows that when I run bling that I don't chat much. Evidentally I offended him since I wasn't at my laptop when he wanted to chat again. I come back from cleaning and find this in my chat box: :14pm reply EX PRESIDE...: so what happened of you ever getting back 2:14pm reply EX PRESIDE...: to me 2:15pm reply EX PRESIDE...: ok later gator 2:19pm reply EX PRESIDE...: ok your off my list looser sisne your not getting back later and then I was blocked. I know this is fubar but it really ticked me off because I dislike drama so much. Thank you for listening to me whine.

Just A Quick Reminder,,,
1. I am a shallow woman 2. If I call you a friend, I think you are a beautiful person 3. I do not befriend uggos. 4. You could have the worst countenance on earth and still be beautiful to me, I see your inner beauty jerk offs. 5. I think I like this whole not being around much thibg, keeps me out of a lot of trouble 6. I am a hard working, independent woman...who oft times feels really really poorly about herself 7. I have amazing friends. Ok...that is all...unless I think of more, which I reserve the right to do :P

And Thennn...
I'll be in Greenville, NC next week. I'll say it again, North Carolina, not South Carolina, 'cause no matter how much I type it, people seem to keep assuming I still mean the latter. NORTH CAROLINA. And then, I'll be working at a psych ward doing the same thing I do here in Arizona. For those of you that never paid attention in the past, I work for a toxicology lab and do the first step of drug testing for patients taking prescribed controlled substances. The only difference in NC is that I'll be working at a substance abuse account; the work is the same, but the patients are slightly crazier. And then, I'll be making as much of my stay a vacation as I possibly can. Hopefully, this includes meeting some cool peoples, like Park (too dark park) and Matt and Jessica (CAM, may his account RIP, and barricade). And then, I'll watch at least one sunset on the Atlantic coast. And thennn, I'll come home and it will all be back to boring normal. And thennnnnnn.. NO AND THEN!

Please Read This!!!!!!!!!!
A friend of my parents who lives in Rexburg, Idaho went missing on his way to Boise for a business meeting, his whole family is very worried and if you live anywhere in the north west i would appreciate a repost. Keep him in your thoughts and prayer at the very least. This is the Article ELMORE COUNTY -- Police around the state are searching for 57-year-old Grant Moedl of Rexburg. He's been missing since Wednesday afternoon. Moedl's wife says he was travelling to Boise for a business trip, but he never made it to his appointments and hasn't been heard from since he left. Police pinged Moedl's cell phone and found the last time it sent out a signal was Wednesday evening near Mountain Home. Moedl was driving to Boise via Highway 20 (Arco, Fairfield). Moedl is 5'6" tall, 150 pounds. He has gray hair and a mustache. He has blue eyes and wears glasses. He was driving a silver 2008 Subaru Outback with the license plate 1T 194. Anyone with information should call police, or the Madison

Wanna Boomerang?? (hoping Blogs Are Fixed)
Sooo my loverlies. I have a question about something I'm kind of stumped on. Me and my mom as i have mentioned before are opening a small buisiness online and part time in r/l. Now i have 40ish some barettes, headbands, ect...that need to be displayed in a fun creative way. I have thought of a few different things, but none really are feeling right? Any thoughts? This display in particular is for a sale we are doing on the 9th which will be our first day of business. so any fun, interesting, unique ideas, throw them my way!... If i choose one to use, that person will get a boomerang. these are the oversized...and super fucking cute, bobby pins i made...and part of what will have to go on the display IDEAS GIVEN: roK- fishnet idea, or possible lollipop tree max- chicken wire, cut to act as a tree

May These Fubarians Rest In Peace...
Well hello kids. It's been awhile and I know some of you I've been promising all kinds of goodies, notes, help, links, however, this blog takes the lead in the things that need to be addressed at the moment, the rest can wait for now... Sometimes life isn't fair, and takes people from us, even on Fubar. On Thursday morning, May 5, 2011 I was made aware that a longtime Fubar friend of mine and so many others on here for such a long period of time had passed away. Alledgedly, due to her boyfriend taking a gun and shooting her in the chest. I'll leave the legalities alone at the moment. But here is her profile link, for those that remember Crystal: MiNaJ 0o New and Impr0ved o0@ fubar Crystal was a fun person, a free spirit southern & lounge girl as some would say, even had met many people from Fubar & CherryTap real life during her time with us. In her memory, the following as she would have wanted us to remember her.. If you wish to send something in her memory,

Penis Butter Helly Time
Dear Ninja,I am about to embark on a trip to see Hellyion. I have a few reservations about leaving my baby behind but afer the last few comments from her. I am now petrified.She has been leaving these comments and statuses: a. she has informed me she will be meeting me at the airport dressed as a giant Penis.b. in her status the other day, she informed me that she would be locking me in her bedroom.c. she is a known sex addict.d. I am meeting her mom for tea!Help me Confused and sexually innocent! Dear Confused and sexually "innocent" A video camera is an absolute must. You also must convince her to sing a special version of the Peanut Butter Jelly Time song dressed in the penis suit. You will quickly become so youtube famous you will not even worry about meeting her mom. As for locking you in her room, come on, you know you can take her. Go for the knees if you have to. I hear when you get older, it takes longer to get up. If you have to charge, shoulder down and run throug

Sheep Mentality
Misfit started this - Who are my favourite mummers (aka trolls). Reading their mumm comments: Male: You know, I really only pay attention to Majic Female: Ashley/Bunnylove (who hasn't been here in forever) Thing I most regret on fubar: Fuicide! I was here since the last days of Lost Cherry and have nothing to show for it but the nightmares. Thing I most love on fubar: All of you here reading this blog. You're the only reason I came back to this place and endure all the other extraneous bullshit. What has surprised me the most on fubar: That they're still open for business! Seriously. Between the people who invented the place, and the people who own it, I'm surprised the site hasn't imploded by now. They could be so much more, but no one seems to really "get" the internet here. What frustrates me the most on fubar: As Misfit said in her questions post, the inconsistency of it all. They really do seem to base their decisions more on favortism and how much money

Hey Bub, I'm Nocturnal, Deal With It...
So this is a blog about my cat. Yes, I'm a grown man, yes, I have a cat, yes, I'm writing a blog about my cat. Go blow a goat, I'm so much a man your Daddy would want to shake my hand. My cat is a bit spoiled, I often by her toys from the pet shop. Part of it is because I spoil her, and part of it is because I get tired of digging under couches, dressers, and etc to fetch the toys she lost. My cat has a tough time understanding why in the middle of the night, I would choose to just lie there in bed when it's a great time to play. Now when she was a kitten, she would be a little more inquisitive about this fact. It started out with jumping up on the bed and dropping a toy on me to get me to play. As she matured, this changed into just sitting on the edge of the bed with a toy, in case I were to wake up and wanted to play. Now that's she's older she leaves what I call "Play notes." Basically what this is, she'll bring toys in in the middle of the night and leave

Facts About Fubar On 9/11....
...morning kids. As we celebrate the memories of 9/11/01 today, the 10th anniversary of that horrible day, just something to share since people that haven't been here don't know.. 1. There are no happy hours today on purpose due to it being 9/11. This is at least the second (maybe third I can't remember) year in a row that this has happend. It's not a glitch it is on purpose to honor those lost that day and who have given their lives ever since. 2. The 91% Bonus is new I don't think they even had one on this day in years past. 3. Last year we had someone blog about how we were at fault for 9/11. That doltbag was promptly served. Please don't spend this day disrespecting America or the people who sacrificed and continue to do so in honor and support of our great country. 4. I know there are a ton of 9/11 Truthers out here on Fubar. If you don't know what this is Google it. Best advised not to do anything to provoke anyone today with that conspiracy theory nonsense, as you will invit

Outings
i am more than a little suprised with my self. we all went to the fair yesterday and i went in full make up and a strapless top. it was the 2 dollar day so needless to say it was packed and for the first time i kept my head up, made eye contact with people ad for once didnt worry if they so a man or woman. no one knew, this is a major moment and a great confidence boost, lord knows i need what i can get. happy face today

They Keep Trying To Fuck Up My Hunting Trip
Well typically next week is the time I get away and go on a major killing spree of lil innocent animals...My plan on heading West for Elk fell thru when some damn French man decided to come to my lil corner of the Engineering world and learn a thing or two.....So what the hell, may as well stay in state and head south a few hours and take my sons at least for a few days out....Nope...Last night my Grandma had a stroke...soooooooooooooooooooooooo...no sleep I am exhausted..overly giddy today...no worries nor Im so sorry shit needed....She is fine...drools more than usual now...but nothing too bad....So I still plan on getting away for a day or two with my boys to kill some things....On the flip side of this...Happy Thanksgiving to all of you...I truly am thankful for you all putting up with my goofy and anal ways.....

Suck On Dis
E-Cig....Day 7 A few low level instability episodes, but no bodies to dispose of. My propensity for bubble-popping candor has been somewhat elevated, and it drifts between impishly teetering the ever plentiful self-made glass pedestals you encounter in this place, to right out leg-erasing machete realism, the latter of which I simply make myself scarce and immerse into chores or alt activities. My apologies in retro and advance for that. The product itself seems to do what it says. Its an effective mindtrick, the highlight of which I think is it gives you the satisfaction of breathing out something that actually resembles and tastes like smoke, but in fact is not. Plus it pacifies the hand fixation also. I thought the true test of its effectiveness would be after a meal, or a vigorous fap, but actually its managed to do the trick, all except for when you put it beside a robust cup of morning coffee. Thats when I hear the little engine room inside this thing going to all battelsta

I Lost A Friend Today
A high school friend passed away today.. I am way too young for this shit. It reinforces my desire to become healthier...which causes me to be happier (who the fuck knew??) I went to sit with his widow for a bit...she seems numb :( Then when she had to go to the funeral home, I went to my kick boxing class. I really worked hard... hard enough to need my inhaler ( I almost like when I have to use it...I know I am working hard) It is cathartic to work out, I just realized that...... Every bit of pent up emotion went into my punches and kicks, I mean sure I am still sad...but I am at peace with it. I work hard to better myself, and my instructors (who I am thrilled to also call friends) push me. Just when I think I can't do it, they come gimme a shove I love those sadistic bastards. Tomorrow I am going to push myself even harder. There is NOTHING I cannot do if I work hard and keep pushing myself.

I'm A Terrible Person...and Other True Facts.
I almost made a big mistake today.I almost became the very thing I've always abhored...that lowliest of creatures...the very thing that repeatedly broke my heart and left me so battle-scarred and road-weary that I gave up completely for the past eight years.I was almost "The Other Woman".How stupid was I...and how desperate to be wanted...that I even allowed myself to get to the point where I was a mere breathe away from doing something so heinous that I can barely find words to fit it?For a moment there, I wasn't a person anymore. I was a PEOPLE. Hell, I even spent my evening last night readying my apartment for that moment...marinating steaks, mashing potatoes, dipping strawberries in chocolate. I am such a crazy idiotic cunt.Maybe I should just quit again.I mean, what has it gotten me...this foray into the world of relationships, flirtations, and desire?[lists what she's accomplished in the past month]1. A brief romp through the land of FuckBuddies...where I sort of attempted to ho

All In The Course Of A Day..
Theres a lot of things to love and hate about my job. Spontaniety...I love when there is a smooth transition between think and do, the satisfaction of the leap. Its very important at my place in life. Unsettledness...the essense of nomadic readiness, and having to rearrange your life and plans on a moments notice to accomodate sometimes, the price. My love for irony blends those 2 together to usually make it worthwhile. Had planned to ride out of state to spend the weekend visiting my mom, my brother and few others. My moms bday falling on Easter this year, I felt compelled to spend the day with her, literally a double holiday. Yesterday at work, talk of a pending site survey suddenly turned green light, and the customer has requested that the inspection occur this weekend due to ship's availability/activity shutdown, etc....nomadic readiness. Irony...the ship, of all the ship's in the world it could be, is the exact same boat that I just took a cruise on over xmas holiday. So as

Hair Of The Dog.
Some nights are like this.Full of woeful sweat and noxious, foul body.Spirits hang stale at the bottom of the bottle.Arrogance tied with apathy.A jigger of remorse.A pony of wallow.Stir.Shake.Mull.Swill.I didn't know what else to say.Things had gone cloudy.Milky like cataracts and cream seperated at the bottom.The waking throb behind eyesthe lone embarrassment of knowing.Hands slap on the table.And I'm left hanging.You're not at a bar.You're not wearing pantsbut there is no last call.Take the good with the badand dream sweetly of pridewholenessand errant bottles lobbed carelessly into the fire.

In Remeberance
Our Fapp is gone. He called me last night, Gave me his info and asked me to log on for him and delete his acc't. Apparently, something that shouldn't have, Made it onto his corporate acc't. The powers that be were not amused and told him so in an unpleasant manner. They let him know his job was in jeapordy. That is the reason he took the actions he did. If you have his digits, they will still work. He'll be in touch.

West Virginia
I'm so sick and tired of all the shit people say about that state. Granted, it's not as "cool" of a place to live as, say California or New York. We may not have a huge city or have famous people living here, but we are NOT as bad as people make us out to be. You know, we may have some pretty stupid people here and we may have quite a few rednecks here but we are in no way like that as a whole. Things have changed. Last I knew EVERY FUCKING STATE has some of those people in it. I get tired of trying to defend this state. If it's not trying to tell people we aren't some inbred redneck state, I'm trying to tell people we don't hang black people. I get sick of people taking things they see/hear on television so seriously. If people would just take the time to get to know the people and places here they'd realize what I've been trying to say all along. This state is beautiful and we have beautiful people here. I don't mean beautiful on the outside. I mean beautiful on the inside. T

L I A R ! ! ! ! !
Sooo this might sound totally weird to some of you but I have a fu-friend into humiliation and he has promised me blings if I can get my friends to.. 1. rate him and his pics all 1's and comment how pathetic, lame, etc. he is. this is his link http://fubar.com/8226671 2. rate his mistress' pics 10's or 11's. this is her link http://fubar.com/7390340 And then let me know when you do plz :) He really wants to be the joke of Fubar :P Let's get this done! :) If for some reason you don't believe this as I know I might not unless I was the one approached lol I can forward you the messages he sent me saying so :) And also, he promised to rate back 10's or 11's to all of you who do so no matter what :) He likes this shit LOL! Thank you all in advance! ♥

Flap Flap Flap
If you're grossed out by feet, I suggest not reading any further. Now, if you've braved it this far, I have a question for you. What's the best way to get blisters off of the bottom of your feet? I peeled most of a huge one off yesterday but it's kinda stuck on healthy skin and I don't want to just rip it off.

My Second Scavenger Hunt
Since my last scavenger hunt was such a success I have decided to have some fun with a second one. Every week until xmas I will post clues to 3 items, The 1st clues will be given out on Friday and a 2nd clue for each item will be given out the follwong Monday. Your job is to figure out the item and create a salute with that item in it somewhere, Since it is a salute you must be in the shot of course and my screen name must also be in the physical shot (ie not shopped into it or digitally captioned). Each week the point values will double. (1st week=1, 2nd=2, 3rd=4, 4th=8) Points awarded: 1 point unit for having the 1st correct answer, 1 point unit for having a correct answer before the 2nd clue,, 1 point unit for a correct entry before the answers are revealed with the next week's clues 1 point unit for best correct entry as judged by me. 1 point unit for correct entry that draws th

Cherished Friends
I think this poem best describes how I feel about all of the good people I have met here at LC. Thank you all for being my friend, you ALL have touched my life in one way or another. ~Cherished Friends~ God must have known there would be times We'd need a word of cheer Someone to praise a triumph Or brush away a tear. He must have known we'd need to share The joy of "little things" In order to appreciate The happiness life brings. I think he knew our troubled hearts Would sometimes throb with pain At trials and misfortunes Or some goals we can't attain. He knew we'd need the comfort Of an understanding heart To give us strength and courage To make a fresh, new start. He knew we'd need companionship Unselfish...lasting...true, And so God answered the heart's great need With CHERISHED FRIENDS....like you.

Blow Jobs
Does anybody else like to give blow jobs? I know that I do. Some girls I talk to say that they hate and some say they would never do it in the first place. But I love it. I love holding his big hard cock in my and and putting it in my mouth. Makes me feel in control. I love deepthoating! I enjoy that I know that I am pleasing my man. I love licking from the base of his dick to the very tip and teasing him by just sucking on the tip until I do decide to take it all in. I love playing with his balls and sucking on his balls cause I know he enjoys it. I also love the feeling of his hot cum; whether he cums inside my mouth or gives me a facial! I love to swallow it down when he cums in my mouth and I love to lick it all up and swallow it down if he gives me a facial! What I love about giving head the most however, is that I know he will always return the favor!

A Proposal
A long walk through the snow a trail of roses leading to some place some where only he knows he leads her through the snow arm in arm smiling at each other in love doves sing as the air grows thin nothing can be heard but the beats of their hearts withing as the sound of each others hearts drowns out the sound of the doves sing they arrive to their destinantion where there lies a dozen roses under a oak tree he gets on one knee and ask his woman to marry a tear falls from her eye in excitement she says they embrace each other in a long kiss simply this poem ends in bliss

He Is Being A Jerk To Me...
he is being a jerk to me...he has a bad temper and always goes off on me and yells at me and calls me names....he never pays attention to me or spends time with me and he is hardly around...all he does is sleep,eat,sit on his computer,talk on the phone all day or leave Do you relate to the above statement? There are so many unhappy couples living together or married who wish that their relationship was a success.

Sandcastles, The Conclusion©
I think there are a lot of fantasies that people have include the beach. Some may dream of the sounds of the waves,others the warm sea breezes caressing their skin. Maybe even walking hand in hand along the shore while the sunsets,painting the sky in vibrant colors of reds,oranges,and pinks. Then there is me...(evil grin). I am a FREEK! I love fooling around in public,especially the beach. Now here I am leaning back on a blanket,my playmates mouth on me,having just swallowed all that I had too offer her and she won't let me go. I am gonna let you,the reader,in on a secret that most do not know. After a man cums,if you keep going,weather it's having sex or preforming oral,HE can keep going. Your man will stay hard and be able to go another round unless he is totally worthless or completely out of shape. Those eyes are holding me captive as she keeps stimulating me with her mouth. They smile at me for she is in her element. She allows me to use her for my pleasure as she ta

The Water Flows And The Steam Builds
HE washes up and they sit down to dinner. Steak, Potatoes, and Salad. After dinner he heads for the bathroom to shower, she heads down stairs to gather the laundry. She Walks into the laundry room and the sweet smell of erotic passion fills her nose. Instantly she is moist. She hurries to gather the laundry and all but sprints up the stairs to catch him before he finishes in the shower. She is in the door just as the water starts. She throws the laundry on the bed and barrels into the washroom to find him just stripping down. She closes the door behind her, turns and as she turns he has her pinned against the door in a deep passioante kiss. The water flows and the steam Builds. He picks her up by her hips and gently tosses her onto the counter. She has none of this, Pushes him back by his chest, drops to her knees and takes him, full length in her mouth. Bobbing slowly as she works his engorged manhood, he moans. Gently Pullin

Transatlantic©
She has finally decided she was going to do take the leap. It was crazy,totally nuts. She still can't believe she was about to board a plane to meet,him. He was just a guy right? Hardly,she thinks. Her mind begins to wonder back when it started. Just someone funny she had met online. It started off innocent enough but there was something about him. He seemed to have this ability to see inside of her. Reach those places in her mind that only she knew of and had visited herself. Placing her purse on the x-ray machine,she walks through the metal detector and it happened. Dammit! Lost in though she forgot about her belt and it had set off the alarm. 10 minutes later she was at the gate waiting to be called for her flight. What was it about this guy,this American? It was almost as if se could feel his fingers touching the most intimate places in her own mind. Was it possible he could know me so well. They had chatted numerous times online, almost every day for weeks. At first it was friendl

Damn Anyway!! Grr!
I started some meds last night to start contractions so I could pass the residual tissue and get this miscarriage finally over and here I sit after 3 doses and STILL nothing has happened. I have felt almost nothing so far and I am very upset and frustrated. I thought that this was finally gonna be over and its not going like I thought but a nurse told me to give it one more day and call the dr tomorrow and let him know what has happened. I hope tonight it more productive.

For Daddies
My Little Angel I felt your presence there inside of me, nestled soft and warm; Sweet scent of baby's breath, precious words left unadorned. I saw your tiny heartbeat, then I knew that you were fine; A perfect baby we created, one that would be mine. Then that tragic day it came there was nothing I could do, Only wait and hope for the precious life of you. Yes in the beginning your daddy was afraid; Only he would love you unconditional and never run away. He loved you more this I do know, as he cried for you that day, When the doctor said that you were gone, daddy wanted you to stay. He would have held you close to him, and see your perfect form, A gift of daddy's love, would have kept you safe and warm. Only now you are an angel over me beautiful and bare, My heart would hurt if you cried for me and mommy was not there. Still we are together in my heart and memories, You are still a part of my memory. Rest gentle now 'sweet baby' there

Breakfast In Bed - Erotica
As light started to fill the room I slowly opened my eyes groggily. I started to roll back over to go back to sleep and realized that something was wrong, my hands were tied together above my head and my legs had been cuffed to the corners of the bed. I grinned as I looked up and realized that Max was standing above me looking very pleased with himself. He leaned down and traced his fingers along my thigh as he explained to me that he had decided he wanted to have breakfast in bed today. He moved his hand slowly up my leg, stopping to feel the moistness between my thighs and then moving to my hips, the curve of my waist and up to my full breasts. He leaned over and nibbled on a nipple while pinching the other firmly and said that he was hungry. “Close your eyes” he commanded and I did. He moved away from a moment and then I felt something warm and sticky drizzle onto my stomach. He licked it off of my skin and then kissed me. I tasted delicious warm maple syrup. He tol

So What Does Nsfw Really Mean ;)
NSFW - means not safe for work but what other sayings can we make out of it here are a couple to give you an idea of what i thinking of lol *Not Safe For Wanking *No Sex For Wankers *Not Sexy For Wanking ---------------------- i have a few more but i wanna hear what u guys have to say lol it all just for a little fun - not havin a go at anyone ;) {{ S M I L E S }} --------------------------------------------------- updated ::.... {{THANKS U GUYS FRIGGIN ROCK TOO FUNNY}} grungle dreams of good stuff -- Naughty Sexy Freaky Women lil freak--CTAF #23 -- Nypho Sexual Fucking Women Not Safe For Weak-minded Throatfawk-- New Spies For Watching -- Naked Sluts For Webcam -- Never Stop Flagging Whores FATHEAD -- No Shit Fuck Wad!! -- Noobs Suck Fat Wankers -- Non Saluted Faggot Wannabees --

Wat U Think?.thats My Resent Pic
dont wake me..shake me..just take me.. punish me..blindfold me..Spank Me..ravage me..handcuff me..whip me..paddle me..chain me.. Oh Baby! I SHALL SEEK AND FIND YOU…. I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU… I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE AND SWEAT UNTIL YOU MOAN AND GROAN. with ice and whipped cream and chocolate.as we deep kiss ill suck the whipped cream and the chocolate from ur hot mouth as well as ur saliva..mmmmmmm tastey. licks it off of u takin my time..eveery inch curve hidden spots..suckin it all out of u..lickin it all off u..suckin it from ur mouth..ur wet lips and deep inside..non stop..makin u cumm soo i can suck the creamy sweet chocolate cum..out of u..than would stick my hardness in chocolate and whipped cream and fks u non stop till ur filled with chocolate/whipped sticky cum cream.. AS WE BOTH CUM SAME TIME IN TOTAL EXTASY I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY…BEG FOR ME TO STOP. I WILL EXHAUST YOU TO THE POINT THAT YOU WILL BE RELIEVED WHEN I'M FINIS

What Is This?!
ok people, I have asked everyone on my friend's and family list who wants to stay on my lists because I am going to be cleaning them out soon. Again If you want to stay let me know please. If you comment you will not be deleted, if i dont hear from you, you will be deleted. I WANT PEOPLE TO TALK TO ALL THE TIME, NOT PEOPLE THAT WANT TO BE ON MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY LISTS JUST SO THEY CAN GET POINTS... Thanks

Happy Mothers Day !!!
I ran across this surfing this morning and it really hit my heart so I Wanted to share this with everyone :) PLEASE LISTEN TO THE WORDS IN THIS SONG :) A baby asked God, "They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?" "Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you." The child further inquired, "But tell me, here in heaven I don't have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy." God said, "Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you. And you will feel your angel's love and be very happy." Again the child asked, "And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me if I don't know the language?" God said, "Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak." "And what am I going to do when I want to talk to

Messages And Stuff
Hey ya'll! Sorry, this is more of a general message than a blog, but I just wanted to give you (those of you who actually read the blog at least! lol) a quick note/update/explanation/whatever. I've been behind on my messages for a while and they keep building up. I take a day or an afternoon to write people back, but still can't seem to catch up. I set my settings so that no one can write me so I can at least answer the ones I have and start at ground zero, but apparantly -despite having the feature on our profile page- it doesn't work for me. I was doing okay with response time (hahaha my company makes me respond to emails within 24 hours, I WISH I had the time to do that here!) but now there seems to be a glitch. I can't erase any of the ones I've read and responded to and it's getting harder and harder to find the point where I left off. And now, at least half the time when I hit "reply" it just takes me to a compose page - doesn't fill in the name or anything of the pe

Ultra Single Uber Geek!
By driver1866 at 2007-06-24 Am I unapproachable? Yes I am asking this today. I have pondered the subject this weekend. Just finished a conversation along the same lines with a very nice friend out west on this! Sure, it is nice to be on line and have women compliment me and all, but in the real world how does it all fit? It really rarely ever does as far as I can see. So what is it about me that has kept me dateless since November? Am I too brash? Too Bold? Intimidating? What is it about me that keeps the Females away? Hum... Am I so fugly I may as well be Female repellent? Tell me your HONEST thoughts on this... If I have to fix something I want it fixed properly and not all half assed! Thanks!

Facts About Sexual Harassment
Facts About Sexual Harassment Sexual harassment is a form of sex discrimination that violates Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964. Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964. Unwelcome sexual advances, requests for sexual favors, and other verbal or physical conduct of a sexual nature constitutes sexual harassment when submission to or rejection of this conduct explicitly or implicitly affects an individual's employment, unreasonably interferes with an individual's work performance or creates an intimidating, hostile or offensive work environment. Sexual harassment can occur in a variety of circumstances, including but not limited to the following: * The victim as well as the harasser may be a woman or a man. The victim does not have to be of the opposite sex. * The harasser can be the victim's supervisor, an agent of the employer, a supervisor in another area, a co-worker, or a non-employee. * The victim does not have to be the person harassed but cou

Sending Me Fubar Mail
Due to just getting tons of mail on how to be a true American, I won't be accepting any mail from anyone unless you're on my friends list. Now it's time for me to vent... If you are on my friends list, please, don't ever fuckin tell me on how to be a true American!!! Don't ever send me shit on how to be a true American, don't ever put down our troops, talk about the cruelty we're (American Soldiers) causing in Iraq or anywhere else or bad mouth or be ashamed of being American. I can make a very long list on how True Americans should act and things they should fight for, but I won't, because unless you've served or have family whom has served, you won't understand... God, I'm so fuckin pissed I can't even think straight...I love America and I love everyone who loves America, if you hate us, then feel free to get the fuck off my friend's list cause I fuckin hate you anyway. As far as the war in Iraq goes, I support it, we've lost too many lives (American) to give u

New Job
Greetings All, Just heard back from 'The Man' - And I have a new job starting Monday Morning for the Archaeological and Historical Conservancy. Its a 6 - 8 Week Project near Bonita Springs, Florida (NW of Miami) - the other side of the State, a place called Corkscrew Swamp. At least the gators aren't mating this time of year,,, ACK!!! LOL. Anyways, I will not have internet access except for the rare visit to the local Internet cafe or Library. I will be there Mon-Fri and come home for the weekends though, so I will try to say Hi then. So, If you are wondering what has happened to me - I haven't fallen off the Earth, just trying to make some Money. Leave me some LUV, I'll know You came by. Blessings All!!! The following 2 Pics relate culturally to the people that once lived, strived, died and maintained a distinct culture in the area I will be working in: The Calusa People. Needless to say, they were MUCH more sophisticated that had previously been assumed. Amongst their achieve

The Tongue....
the "tongue" primary i have created for myself is from a TV program called "Little Britain" - it's a great show, in my opinion, and i'd reccomend it to anyone. The laugh track is the only flaw, as it is in many programs, but that's a bit of a tradeoff for the brilliant, unafraid and unreal comedy, all done by 2 gifted, twisted chaps - Matt Lucas and David Walliams... They portray a deviant collection of "britains" in each episode, and one reoccuring favourite of mine, is "Anne"...in a nutshell, a mental patient, her peculiar schreeching and devilishly odd behaviour is a riot, hurts to laugh at times, in my experiences. so, yeah, the TONGUE... from season 3, a spot on live telly, anne does a knock up job of her/his version of Celiene Dion...and out comes the licking looney ... i've stuck a clip on my youtube, to broaden the minds of you inquisitive lot, and following that, is a 9 min compilation of "anne's" antics, from several episodes...take a sec, and give it a go. i'v

The Day That Changed The World
In rememberance of the lives lost in the Tragedy of September 11, 2001 I dedicated my page to all affected.... I had been working at the Dealership about 14 years at the time..I was Clean and sober almost a year, in the program of recovery and just so happened to be 3 months pregnant when my partner came in and grabbed me from my desk to watch what was happening a few miles away from us. Ofcourse the initial shock and horror watching plane 2 hit the Trade center jolted me into tears. My family lives in Chicago and not knowing where the next target was, I was concerned for my brothers and sisters who worked in the financial district next to the Sears tower in Chicago..my phone rang and it was my Father. My dad, Doc S., is hard of hearing and hates the phone. He called because he needed to tell me he loved me. Tears again. He let me know he was unable to reach my siblings but was sure all 4 of them were fine. During the day my father called me at work 7 times. When I got home from

Yew Hatin Asses!
Well FAHK!!! Apparently I am a total dumbass!....LOL!! I have a "hater crew" that has been grossly under used!! Once again, someone who claims to "hate" me has more time than they have sense and wants to do the whole blah blah blah thing.....*yawn*. I could confront drama but I'm not...however, since, according to some recent misaligned ramblings, I have this new found "hater crew" (LOL Their Words Not Mine...I Have No Such Thing)...they need rules...lmfao!! You know, the demise of good organizations is guaranteed without the proper structure....*ROLLIN* So The Rules Are: 1. Help other people. Pimp them, rate and all that good shit people love. 2. Think for yourself. As your friend, I may not agree with you but I'll respect the fact that you can form an original though...you are not a minion, don't act like one. 3. Hang out in the lounge .. we love you there :D 4. When your haters are showing their asses, just thank them. It's only polite as you are their

Rate This Pic For Me And Leave Me Love!
Click my cute lil self right there and Rate this pic for me! I have another contest coming up but this one is on right now. No need to comment bomb. The rate counts as the vote. You can leave me love though so I know you were there and can return it! XOXO

Private Pics....
Ok Maybe some dont know how to read.....the album that I keep private...will stay private untill I open them up which I do at times....please stop sending me msgs asking me to open them up......Can you not Read? If you added me just for that album that sad for you...Im an awesome person u should try to get to know...Im so much more than pics......anyway have a nice day....

01-30-08 (wishes)
___________ January 30, 2008 Today's blog should be fun ... Who hasn't Wished for something? As a youngster I remember conspiring with kids on the things we'd do if ever given some wish. The most common was: "To wish for more wishes" It's funny to think of the things I'd come up with ... Being still about the same thing I'd wish for today. Well, Not anything to do with women though" (back then - as it would now) I do remember wishing in the back of my mind as a child for my dad to stop drinking or my mom to stop smoking ... But when friends ask it was some crazy gadgets Like 007 had or fast cars, remote Island, tons of money ... (different siblings if I was ticked at times) lol So well go right to: If somehow you got one wish ...

Last Update J-roxxx Hottest Mummer On Fubar Contest!
hello all! theres less than 24 hours left in the contest! im so proud of you all :D thanks to each of you for entering, and making the first contest ive hosted such a pleasure. I LOVE MUMMERS!! there was absolutely no drama the entire time. props to all of you :) here are the standings as of 10:30 pm central time :) *first place ~ misterfeet - 2371 *second place ~ pebblesinaz - 2205 *third place ~ ez 2 fu - 1235 *fourth place ~ the bully - 1154 *fifth place ~ prettygreeneyes - 582 *sixth place ~ kristen victoria - 479 i will be posting the winners Wednesday night, and you can expect your prizes by Thursday :) i ♥ you all hope everyone has a fabulous week :) (((((hugs))))) ******muuuuuuaaaaahhs***** HAPPY HOUR 11'S FOR ALL COMMENTS TO THIS ENTRY :D

Its Official!!
Hey Everyone! Yep I totally decided that I am making a new name. Alot of you are being very supportive about it and thinking it will be a good thing for me. I like the sound of refreshing and just starting over. Rekindling friendships that have gone stale. I want to come on here and enjoy my time on here. Not worry about drama, or all that other crap. Just want to come on and talk to my friends, rate and comment, always enjoy doing that. Haha I just am excited over it! And no sorry my name wont be GamerChick again.. its gonna be GamerKiTTeN heheehe so at least gamer is still in the name. New profile new name, same old me though :) So yea I'm just trying to keep my head up right now and trying to keep smiles on my face. I just need the ones I love, and my friends! GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna be 25 soon! In like a week! OMG OMG OMG! I'm getting old! YIKES!!! Sadly I have to babysit, and with everything going on here I probably wont be doing anything. Oh wellz.. it

Erm Cilantro?
You Are Cilantro The bad news is that there are some people who can't stand you. The good news is that most people love you more than anything else in the world. You are distinct, unusual, fresh, and very controversial. And you wouldn't have it any other way. What Spice Are You?

A Novel...
I swear... some days, it just doesn't pay to remember to breathe... So, some of you know how I feel about my boss. In all honesty, I respect the woman, even though I bitch about her all the time. If nothing else, she is honest, and loyal to her minions. She makes pretty crazy job demands, but, it ends up being nothing I can't handle. So, I have to say, I've grown to respect her as a scientist, and as a boss... so, anyways, this afternoon, there I was making radioactive rat powder (don't ask), when she comes into my lab. She had been playing in another lab all day, and announced if i wanted to hear some really good news. Of course, it was a lie. We knew, from the moment we moved into this lab from our old lab (another long story; some other time perhaps), that we'd have to move again. No problem there. I purposely left most things still in boxes for that reason. So, we got word last week that we would be moving at the end of this month. No problem there. Then, we were told we

Bobbing For Boobs
Quoted from a recent post on Salon.com's "Broadsheet": Bobbing for boobs Oh, Los Angeles. Sometimes I think we should cut it some slack. I mean, it's not like every person there is a Scientologist with fake boobs. We just got word, though, of a contest that makes it seem as if there are plenty of people who wouldn't mind a free set of the latter: According to the Los Angeles Times, the V20 Nightclub in Long Beach recently concluded a special spring break contest in which the lucky winner received a boob job. The contest, which was named "The Spring Break Breast Augmentation Contest Series" (thereby proving that titties are so inherently interesting that you can have the lamest name ever and still draw a crowd) included a "bobbing for boobs" apple-bobbing contest (OK, that's catchy) and, as the grand finale, a limbo contest. Tag line: "How low will they go to get a set of new boobies?" Apparently, pretty low. The L.A, Times includes a little video of the event, and I can't

Happy Hour:)
I set my HH for tomorrow(Saturday) at 7pm PST...thats 10pm EST for those of you that live by me:) Thank you Slirpa for suggesting the time! ♥ you:) I'll be raping your page during your HH this morning:) Hope to see you all at that time tomorrow!!

Thank You Sooooo Much!!!
I just wanted to say a HUGE thank you to everyone that loved on me during my HH!!!! :D I LUVS YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anddddddddddd I'm now fu-queen! YAY! I don't remember who sent this - either Vixen or Turtle - :s let me know who lol

The Red Shirt Day!! Please Read!!
If the Red shirt thing is new to you, read below... Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq ; I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I can do what we do. Upon landing in Chicag

A Chat That My Wife Had On Yahoo.
Please read. This is a Yahoo IM my wife had. For those that know my wife on here. should know how nice she is to everyone. floridahottie2006 is currently not in your Messenger List. Add to your Messenger List (Ctrl+Shift+A) Report as Spam (Alt+Shift+R) floridahottie2006: hi sexy floridahottie2006: whatcha up to? Deana Moore: um ok floridahottie2006: just ok? Deana Moore: yeah Deana Moore: how have you been? floridahottie2006: been good, working mostly Deana Moore: ahh floridahottie2006: may i see you? Deana Moore: all i am doing is sittign ehre Deana Moore: here* floridahottie2006: ok floridahottie2006: let me see floridahottie2006: age and location? floridahottie2006: wouldnt work, hmmm Deana Moore: 30 female Deana Moore: u? floridahottie2006: 35, male floridahottie2006: invite me again floridahottie2006: said i didnt have permission lol Deana Moore: hate when it does that floridahottie2006: me 2 floridahottie2006: where u live? im in florida Deana Moore:

Wild Thang. Fake. Fraud. Retard.
Wild Thing - The Troggs ..ok, so here's the tale of this fake fraud retard. Wild Thang. Most of you have seen it around, alot of you have reported it to me as being fake. Pretty pics, not porn relativley contemporary. Nothing too crazy. Pretty right? Well , if it were real it would maybe be even better. Here's the profile of the winner of today's futard: Wild Thang@ fubar ..like I said, nothing too outrageous. Until it decided to try and pass off this nonsense for a salute picture, which even in its' own caption it says that it isn't her, that her friend took it for her to get the "monkey off her back." Are you fucking kidding me? Check this out below: ...what's really priceless is that Mr or Mrs Wild Thang, or whatever it is, claims to not have a camera to take a real salute picture, but sure can upload those NSFW for blast and bling pack pictures as shown in the links to the left next to this set of her fake photos: ...are people really this stu

Are You Ready For The Battle?
I’m facing four walls with no door to exit. I look up I see daylight but when I reach for it, it fades away. I look down and see darkness and have nowhere to go. “God why am I put on this earth if all I’m do is suffer? I done read footprints and I know that you carried me through the storms of my life and I thank you. but why so much pain? why me?” He told me, "You suffer so you will know to appreciate what I have in store for you ". “You go through storms, so when it rains you are prepared”. “But why me?. I been through so much, seen so much, and done twice as much.” “Three of the ten commandments. I’m still asking forgiveness for.” “If I did all these horrible things, why am I still considered one of your children?” The tears that I been holding back beginning to form around my eyes just to stream down my face. I yell out “I don’t understand what makes me so special, to where anybody would love me.” The darkness beneath me began to shake fiercely as His head started to look i

I Scared...
Sooooo, tonight my daughter and I go to our first grief counselling session. I'm a nervous wreck. She is in a childrens group and I'm in an adult group (I'd feel more at home in a kid group..lol) Anyway, I've been chain smoking and biting my nails because I'm scared to go. I know the first time I have to talk about my Dad passing is going to turn the water works on full blast... I so want to cancel, but I can't :(

Ranting Again......
Dont you just love it when you have a HH and someone gets pissed over not only the fact that you had one but at the person that bought it for you, they post a blog begging for one saying that the person that got the HH, the person being you didnt do anything to get the HH. The person in question will either hit you up on yim or here on fubar trying to start an arguememt or trying to distract you from your happy hour or where your trying to hit your friends HH. then tells you that all you have to do is whine or cry to one of your guy friends to have them buy you what ever you want. DON'T YOU JUST LOVE PPL LIKE THAT!!! They have the nerve to bi**h you out over having one given to you and then beg for one!!! I dont beg for anything on here. If i get rates I get them. If i want points then I go rate whoever and whatver or take a survey points arent that hard to come buy. sorry for the rant but this has been bugging me for most of the day considering that i had to hear about it since i got

This Is A Sad Day For Me
I woke up this morning and the realization hit me that exactly one year ago today I began my last day I had with Sheila before she died in her sleep. What is so sad is that I remember so little of that day. Did we go to church that day? What was she wearing? What did we talk about? What did we eat? Did we make love? A whole day... and it's gone from my memory. I lived it just like any other day..not really paying too much attention to what was going on. If only I had known what I know now I would have savored each and every moment with her. Looked at her with new eyes. Memorized every freckle, every line, every curve, the exact shade of blue in her eyes. And then today I could have replayed that day and relived it. But I didn't know. And I let that day slip away. All I remember for sure about that day is that we went to WalMart and bought the DVD of Charlotte's Web to watch together the next morning while we drank our morning coffee. And we cuddled and kissed goodnigh

I'm The Man I'm The Best
I got a job. I got a job. I got a job. I got a job. I got a job. I got a job. I got a job. I got a job. I got a job. I got a job. I got a job. I got a job. I got a job. I got a job. I got a job. I got a job. and they are sending me to italy for different clients italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy italy Io sono fortissimo con il cazzo grosso!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rockin' geologist K

I'm In My Very First Contest. Need Your Help To Win
*** The Contest Will Start August 8th Early Friday Morning !!!!! Please read my message at the bottom for new bombers... ♥ to all my family and friends and THEIR FRIENDS who are helping. {{{{{{{ HUGS}}}}}}}} The Rules Are Simple. The First Lady Who Gets Fifty Thousand Comments On Her Picture Wins Two Million Fu-Bucks. The Runner-Up Will Win Five Hundred Thousand Fu-Buck. You May Get Comments Any Way You Choose Friends/Family Bombing Or Bomb Yourself Anything Goes. The Contest Pictures Will Be Placed In A Folder Called Queen Of The Lair. If You Are Interested In Entering The Contest Please Send Me A Message And Select A Pic From Your Profile To Be Used. May The Most Exquisite And Cunning Lady Win,, loves *** Here Is My Link To My Picture That is Being Used ((Can't see it till that Friday morning August 8th)) OR you can send me a quick shout and I will send the link to you, so all you have to do is click it... http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1152725

Legs
if anyone is considering using the spray on hair removal stuff by sally hanson.. don't bother.. it sucks lol and then.. i put some lotion on... and the next thing i know OMG FIRE LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it burns us.. AGHHHHHHHH lmao owwy legs... at least they smell good :D

Profile Skins
I've started a new hobby while I wonder the halls of the Fubar Kingdom a homeless wretch....skinning profiles! Below you'll find a listing of skins that I have worked on. Please note by clicking on the thumbnail you will in turn rip the skin. I hope you ladies and gents get some use out of them! I'm not very good, but I'm slowly learning. For full sized picture of each skin, please visit my profile, they're located in my photo galleries under the folder called "Profile Skins I Made". If you have an idea for something that you'd like to be a skin, reply to this bulletin or hit me up via message and I'll see what I can put together for you. Don't be afraid to stop by my profile and rate the screen shot of the skin that you rip or even to post ideas that would make that particular skin better. Brick WallBlack RainPink HandcuffsPurple ButterflyDark Scribble Black/White EmoJagerDiceGirly GirlEmoism

Want A Morph?
So here's what's up, I finally got some morph software and will be happy to make you one. All I ask is something in return, anything and everything is negotiable!(fu-bucks, salutes, or anything u have to trade) So if you want one hit me up; comment on here, shout, or send pvt message. My work is displayed in stash & morph album.

What Else Could Possibly Be Dumped On Me Now?
This was going to be one of those wah, I feel like dumping everything in this nice little white square and...but it's not going to be. I decided something this morning...this really awful morning. My mother was apologizing for my house being in disarray and me having to clean it pretty much myself because she moved out and things had to be moved out of the way which are now in the way. I told her, "Don't worry about it." I honestly meant it, I mean feeling as bad as I do this morning and practically being on the edge of tears (okay that's just PMS)I really didn't care, reorganizing the house is totally doable...I'm even thinking of moving some stuff around...doing some redecorating! She said, "You always say that. How are you so nice?" So I guess it made feel good that I didn't care and by not caring that made her feel good and even if I was having a not so shitty week, I realized it's my mom, so I still wouldn't have cared. She does a lot of nice things for a lot of people,

You Guys Are Teh Awesome!
I cannot believe I finally made it to Godmother! Thank you to everyone who helped out, even though I cannot possibly name everyone...lol I love you guys! I did nearly 600k on the happy hour too:) Now, time to smoke, and get ready for work...lol Don't forget, I still need donations for spotlight:) ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Inside The Room Of Your Soul
What Your Soul Really Looks Like You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget. You are a very grounded, responsible, and realistic person. People may not want to hear the truth from you, but they're going to get it. You believe that people see you as larger than life and important. While this is true, they also think you're a bit full of yourself. Your near future is calm, relaxing, and pretty much what you want. And it's something you've been anticipating for a while now. For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul

Lori Is 869,500 From Godmother!!!
Last weekend our level up project was Evil Angel!! She was over 600k from leveling to godmother and we got her their. Next on the list was shadow bomber but he got a happy hour during the week and already levelled so hes taken care of. The next closest is Lori...she is 869k from godmother. Lets try our damnest to get her their. Even if we cant level her lets at least knock a bunch of her points off!!!! She has lots of pix and lots of stash. Give her everything you have!!! Here is her link... ¢¾ Lori ¢¾ Wife 2 ScOoTeR/ Real Gf 2 DaIrishPrincess@ fubar I know this is a couple hours early but I have a meeting to attend and sleep to be getting...Thanx for all your help. All of you have made this the best family on fubar..Im proud of you all!! Rating Revolution rawks!!!

Shopping, Blah
No auctions here :P 'tis my mother's 50th birthday on saturday, and because I only just got my money today, I have to buy something tomorow. I have no idea what, but it has to be done. Sooo, I won't be here most of the day 'cause i'll be galavanting around looking for something. *mumbles obscenities to self* Wish me luck.

Being Real
I just want too thank each and every one of you that have been on my page. I Dont personally know what each has done as I slept and worked today. Last week I was seriously ready too just give up on ever being a Oracle. This level is hard. I have found 3 things in this level. You either have too be rich, Beg for happy hours, blingI dont have a problem with those that do but I myself believe that if theperson wants too give it it will be given as a gift. or be nsfw. Im not any of the above. I have got here too this level by rating my heart out and helping any one that i could. I know that i have not helped everyone on Fubar but have always tried when it was possible and will continue too do so. Most of my close friends know I will bend over backwards too help anyone I can. Yesterday a friend that I helped too GodMother bought me one of the new blings that makes all rates 11s. For the last 24 hours all of you have been on my page non stop rating your hearts out. Ill be honest I ca

Sex
The simple act of putting a penis inside of a vagina. Yet it cums down to so much more. A bond, a connection, a desire, a need...it's the driving force of life. Those who aren't getting it can think of little else, those who do get it take it for granted. It's funny how such an act can relieve so much stress and frustration. It isn't hard to get laid, everyone wants it at one time or another...it's just a matter of meeting gaze of someone who is willing, making desire known, and having the courage to step out of your comfort zone for one minute. Yet, those who don't get it shy back, try too hard at the wrong moments, become awkward and ruin their chances without even realizing it. Those who get it all the time are more comfortable, more relaxed, getting laid is always easier when you know you can get it any time you wish. Sex is fun, sex is easy, sex is power.

What Kind Of Panties?
You Are Basic Panties You are a laid back chick with a real natural beauty. You can make unwashed hair and minimal make-up super sexy. Men tend to notice you show the "real you" - and they appreciate it. And while basic makes boring for some, it looks classic on you. What Kind of Panties Are You?

?????
I am so damn frustrated at the site... Well maybe not so much the site as everything else. Take into consideration I am writing this being high on pain meds and still in pain. I am frustrated as all hell, since these auto-11's have come on I have done nothing but rate the shit out of people, I mean like 500-2500 pics per person. Do I get a thank you from hardly anyone? Nope! I have always tried to show all the love back that I am given. I am sorry that I am unable to work right now and cant afford the bling and such that everyone else can. I can not afford to do anything on this site and everything I do that I can physically do just draws me back. Sure I am a point whore, but my god I am so close to oracle and now with all this shit everyone and their brother and mother is flying past me. Why cant people just come and return rates or drop a thank you? UGH!! I dont know if I am gonna take a break or what I am gonna do yet, I mean I kind of want to cuz I am getting down on this shit,

Gone
Hey all. Just wanted to let ya know I will be gone all of next week. I will have classes from 1pm to 6pm then working at my second job so I won't have access to the computer, which is probably a good thing..haha To the football pool players, all of your picks will go to Superman, I'll post his link in the Football blog. So have fun, but not too much fun with out me :p xoxo

Nyssa And Gregg Unresolved
I am a loser, a chump beyond the meaning of the word, and i'm trying to find a way out of the misery, as well as understand how and why I managed to get in this situation to begin with. a few close friends know details, and it's for them, as well as my own battered thoughts that i hammer out this in an attempt to reveal the truth, as well as discover the path up and out of my year long ordeal with "Jewbear", Nyssa Nelson. I can honestly say I love her with all that I am, with a true heart, and with a friendship that started out innocent enough. The woman I met was honest, to the point of it being painful, and she got the same from me. It was part of why we were able to align so easily - the honesty and the difficulty within being so forward and open with one another caused a sense of instant trust, and a sense of security. In that, there started a bond, a "thick as thieves" commitment that eventually turned to intense sadness, a loss i'm going to be suffering till I die. s

Sb Fun
->slime87: yes, you wanna see me on cam stroking my dick? slime87: u have msn or yahoo ->slime87: so, i have a cock too slime87: r u a girl ->slime87: my cock in your ass slime87: what u need baby ->slime87: i sure do honey slime87: hi baby u need anything guess he didn't want to see me on cam, :(

I Iz Her Kitteh
MEOWPURRR My Sexeh new Owner I LUV my Hooooman, she iz vewy vewy SEXY, and some of it iz wubbing off. Show her love, or my claws R comin out. She haz speshal places in my heart. Disclaimer: pssst, be vewy vewy careful, she haz bigger claws than minez Brought to you by her Boi Kitteh: with MASSIVE help from his Kutie Kitteh: ☠P ♥ etic Suicide☠ ¶Kéa£aßøÎ 's Kitteh > * . *@ fubar I Dont Need A Man -

Fyi
the reason i deleted my last account and made this one is because i got tired of the douchebaggery of the people on my list...i will not put up with it with this account....if i want everyone to know this is me i will tell them myself...do not ask me for anything if you are not going to return the favor....do not bitch because i didnt want to help someone that is my decision and if you dont like it then you can go no one is keeping you here....dont act like a high school douchebag or i will get rid of you...i only want people on here that actually talk to me and will be a friend not someone that wants to fit in or be accepted because thats not who i am...like me or hate me i will be me and thats that and if sometime down the road i delete you then tough shit deal with it...you have other people to talk to besides me... have a good day

Seamus
A little glimpse into the many side jobs of Seamus Mall Santa but he scares the kids a lot Village people tribute band ....everybody do it Y M C A !!! Gigolo....hes a sucker for the fake ones too He actually does not like anyone knowing about his play girl shoot Lucky for him when he was on Maury they all knew he was born a man

Auction For An Auto 11 Bling
This is an auction for an auto 11 bling, i will buy the winner of this auction, 1 Auto 11 bling, on Friday December 12th, 2008 to the highest bidder. This auction will close at 6pm on the day mentioned, and the winner will be notified by email. The winner has 24 hours there after to pay what they bid, or if not heard from within 24 hours, it will go to the last highest bid!! The minimum starting bid will be 500,000 fubucks, all other bids must be higher. Let the bidding begin :p *Note* "All bids must be placed in this blog." Thanks and good luck!!

Reflection
Although i grew out of Simple Plan years ago. Every once in a while i song touches me. As i listened to the song, i was wondering their purpose for writing it. Most celebs don't go out of their way unless there is a photo-op or something in it for them. At the end of the video you'll know why they wrote it. "Save You" Take a breath I pull myself together Just another step till I reach the door You'll never know the way it tears me up inside to see you I wish that I could tell you something To take it all away Sometimes I wish I could save you And there're so many things that I want you to know I won't give up till it's over If it takes you forever I want you to know When I hear your voice Its drowning in a whisper It's just skin and bones There's nothing left to take And no matter what I do I can't make you feel better If only I could find the answer To help me understand Sometimes I wish I could save you And there're so many things that I wan

My Queen I Loffs Her
chillinbaby23: so you get now a yahoo there,, ->chillinbaby23: U AM GIVEN TO ME SEX I COM TO SEE YU? ->chillinbaby23: OH IS NICE THER? IM WANT COM THER TO SEE YU chillinbaby23: california ->chillinbaby23: WHER YOU ARE FROMP? chillinbaby23: yahoo.com ->chillinbaby23: IM FROM THE POLAND BEFOR I COM AMERICA ->chillinbaby23: OR I GO TO YAHOOID.CAM? chillinbaby23: where you from? ->chillinbaby23: I GO TO YAHOOOK.CAM? chillinbaby23: get a account on the yahoo ok,,and get the yahoo id,, ->chillinbaby23: IM SEE YOU NAKEED IF I BUY ID? chillinbaby23: i dont have it only yahoo or msn only,, ->chillinbaby23: IM WANT SEE FOR YOU ARE NAKEED MY QUEEN ->chillinbaby23: YU ARE HAVING POLSKITALK MASSANGER? hillinbaby23: its a yahoo messanger ok,, ->chillinbaby23: I BUY ONE FOR YU? ->chillinbaby23: I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS ID ->chillinbaby23: U WIL BE MY QUEEN P[LEACE chillinbaby23: you dont have a yahoo or msn id,,too chat on me there,, ->chillinbaby23: OMGOOSHNESS YOU ARE BOOTIFUL LIKE

Blizzard Of Ozz Or Back In Black
Allright metalheads time to voice your opinions!! Starting Monday night December 23rd I will be playing a featured album every Monday evening on my show. Ozzy's Blizzard Of Ozz And ACDC'S Back In Black are going head to head this week. As you know, both albums were in the top ten in 1980. The album with the most votes will be played. Voting begins now and ends Sunday December 28th at 8 p.m. eastern time. Place your votes now!! Oh yeah get your asses over to www.godsforsakenradio.com

Ho Ho Ho
Happy Holidays to all my wonderful friends! You guys are all a part of my every day life and it wouldn't be the same without you. You make me smile, laugh, gasp, cringe, and tingle! I love you crazy people who live inside my puter! :P ♥♥♥

New Purse
I don't care what anyone thinks, I think gift cards are the best gifts EVER. Case and point, my uncle knew I wanted a Ross gift card instead he went to Ross and bought me a top. It's not my size, but it still fits nicely. The thing is, I don't need anymore tops. If he had just gotten me the gift care I wouldn't have had to pay a dime for my new purse today. My stepdad on the other hand got me a gift card. It should be a sin to own as much clothing as I do and not get to wear a lot of it because of work, so I decided to get a new purse. I went to two stores and then found my dream purse. It is a Guess bag. It retails for $95 and I got it for $48.99. With the gift card I only had to spend $22 out of my Christmas cash. :D I'm extremely picky about my purses. I love this one. It is neutral enough. And it is shiny! lol Here's a pic, ignore my ugly mug.

R/f/a
All Of Sarge's Bad Girls Must R/F/A " Rate Fan Add" Everyone On The Bad Girls List ... If You Are A New Bad Girl... Make Sure When You Rate And Send A Friend Request That You Also Fan ... All Others..When You Accept An Add ..Make Sure You Go Back & Rate And Fan The Person That Added You.

Melodramatic Climaxes
Last night at 10:30 I was doing schoolwork. Normal night for the most part. I'd done my normal routines.....fed the kid, put him to bed, played around online... I'd also talked to my ex mother in law. She's become more frequent here in the last several weeks. For whatever reason, I've become a sounding board (or one of them) about her failing marriage. She's been married to my ex father in law for over 30 years. He has always been her focus...her world. She seemed brainwashed when I first met her. The woman never stops. She works, cleans, cooks, and waits on him hand and foot. She mothers and grandmothers. She is a constant caretaker to him and her 'boys.' always has been. Alot of things happened. mostly it was because he caused her to lose contact with my ex and my son for a couple of years, i think...anyway, she finally woke up. snapped awake it seemed. and she could no longer deal with him or his constant need to be her sole focus in life. last night she told him she wanted a

Lost In Translation (1/16/08)
Upon jumping on fubar this morning, I had a few shouts. One was from this guy. I still have no earthly idea what the hell he was talking about, but I quickly figured out he was a few sneezeguards shy of a Chinese buffet and decided to fuck with him. Eventually, I had to block him because I was running out of material and had to get some work done. Not to mention he started spamming my default picture with "I'm sorry" comments and creeping me out altogether. Anyway, enjoy! **Disclaimer: Name has been changed to protect the mentally unstable.** SORRYNOENGLISH...: read comment two above yours ->SORRYNOENGLISH...: Comment on what? SORRYNOENGLISH...: what you mean ->SORRYNOENGLISH...: You told me to read a comment two above mine. SORRYNOENGLISH...: the winners comments in there ->SORRYNOENGLISH...: Comments in where? SORRYNOENGLISH...: the pic filsalutes of me the first onee me the ->SORRYNOENGLISH...: Dude, I honestly don't know what you're talking about. SORRYNOENGLISH.

Exploration
So I have decided that it's about time that someone started a sexual exploration blog. Everyone has something they wanted to know more about or something they did that others might enjoy, hense where this blog comes in. Send me a PM with a question and ill write a section about it, participate in our discussions and enjoy sexual explorations. Sexual explorations is a phrase everyone understand but what does it truly mean to everyone? Everyone has some sort of "fetish" they desire, some more specific than others, but everyone has that one thing that sends fireworks up. Some don't even know it yet. My opinion on fetishes has always been really simple, whatever floats your boat. I personally have a few things that drive me over the edge but i can't really say that idea of someone sucking on my toes is sexual satisfying. One thing everyone needs to keep in mind: DONT YUCK UP SOMEONE ELSES YUM! Don't be hateful to people because of what sexual stimulates that - with reason (child porn

Asses
I love my supervisor at work, he is an awesome middleaged Guatemalan guy who always gets me outta trouble at his own expense, tells me what a great job I do, and lets me do whatever I want. But... He just can't seem to lay of my ass. He constantly tells me what a great walk I have, that I should turn around, and that he has a crush on me (semi-jokingly, it creeps me out). He just blatantly says all this shit, altho I tell him to stop it. Its not like I feel harassed or anything, I am thicker than that, but it gets REALLY annoying. Like, WTF?? Today I told him I need personal space, and that he is a pervert and I'm gonna ignore his comments.

Night Out
Tonight I finally met up with XEEPOOOO :) Vince, and her and I hung out at a bar about an hour from my house. She is fun as hell, and it was a great night of fun and abuse on Vicne's part... We got back and about 2 somethin am, and now I am at Vinces, layin on his bed with his laptop, sabotaging his Fu page and watchin SP. Yay!

Secretions Admirer
So I'm sittin here, wasting my night off by checkin out the "secret admirer" pool, clickin on "match me" button cause I just have nothin else to do and painting is out of the question. And I've noticed that there are certain pics that I just won't click on, no matter how hot they might be: a) holding a beer/etc bottle (thanks for lettin us know before hand that you are an alkie/brainless partier b) a shirtless pic (ok, princess, step away from the mirror) c) serious pose pic (are you a rapist/serial killer? if not, don't take yourself too seriously) d) a cig in a mouth pic (are you the Marlboro man? or just have a need to always have somethin in your mouth?) more to come as I troll for more people to secretly admire

Fun Timeez!
Doug's band played yesterday, and it was really fun. Everything was great, but went to this stupid bar, where he accused me of being an asshole and a snob. All because I didnt want to mingle with a drummer's gf. I met her after the show, and her and her friend tried talking to me, but...I have this thing where no matter how nice people are to me, if I dont enjoy the convo, I'll slowly move away and steer clear,lol THats what happened, and Doug was like ..."she was so nice! And you acted like such an asshole! ANd then you complain that you have no friends and nobody likes you!" I reminded that I have 300 Fu friends, hehe. Ok, I do have friendsm, but a very limited amount, since...I just can't keep a convo I dont care much about. Ughh...He is no Mr Sunshine either, and pretty much expresses it every day.

You Envy Me
people sing in friend requests now? KIPSTER ~ RATE ... Online (Trying to work) 2009-02-17 07:12:16 GONNA SADDLE UP MY HORSE AND RIDE INTO YOUR CITY , GONNA MAKE ALOT OF NOIZE CAUSE YOU ARE SO PRETTY! SINGING FOR AN ADD BABY DOLL ! HELP ME OUT !

Momentum...
...is evil. For a heavy guy, can run pretty sharpish. Problem is stopping, damned momentum. The point of this is, never race someone in a metal cage when you can't actually stop yourself hitting the cage. My lesson for today.

Blah!
Just a quick FYI, I have had an adult album on this site forever, all it basically had pictures of were piercings and then some gifs that fubar had marked nsfw (they werent of me). I am so sick of people asking to see the folder that I just said screw it and deleted it. The folder has been locked to only me forever, and occasionally I would let people see it. But blah, I am so much more the nsfw.

Me Embarassing Myself...or How I Took Cold / Sinus Medicine...or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Cold Meds
Okay, so back in the 80's there was the drug campaign of "Just say no." I think this campaign should come back today. At least for me when I'm sick and taking cold meds. "Bryan, just say no to cold meds." Having said this I will now tell you, my dear reader, my embarassing moment of the day. I'm home today, sick as I have been for the last 2 (3 really) days. I've awakened one other time in the course of the day to take medicine and get some fluids in me. So, I wake up again mostly delirious and I send a text message to a friend of mine. The text message went as follows: "You're turning into a penguin. Stop it. Could you please tell the monkeys outside my door that have worked out a script for Hamlet to go away?"

She-male?
Uhhh ok...so this chick just came to my page: · ஐ ♥ՏțőŁëń ķĪšŜ ... just checked you out! · ஐ ♥ՏțőŁëń ķĪšŜ ... left you a new photo comment And left a comment that says "So you're a dude, huh?" I dunno who she is LOL. I thought my boobs gave away the fact that I'm a chick. [shrugs]

Wanna Own Your Own Pretty Pyro Girl?
I mean, come on, who doesn't want their own pyro who will do things for them, within reason ;) Well now is your chance. Click the pretty picture and go bid on me. Pretty please with sugar on top (h)

Conversation With Sasquatch Will Bring You This.
I had a conversation with him a few days ago in my shout box. He'd had his status to something about Ruby being a bitch. I knew exactly what he was talking about and sent him a shout about that particular cartoon. He's a basic summary since I didn't copy the whole thing to add the the "Shout Box" blog. 1. Ruby is, in fact, a bitch. They never do anything that Max wants to do. 2. Where are Max & Ruby's parents? If by some act of god someone out there knows, tell us. Until then we are believing that, since Ruby is a bitch, she killed them. Then we started talking about another cartoon. 'Little Bear', to be exact. There isn't really anything wrong with that cartoon...but why in the hell don't they dress Little Bear in clothes? The parents AND Grandparents wear clothes. In the Winter when everyone is outside, Mother and Father bear have on full attire and poor Little Bear is lucky to have on a scarf. I know it's stupid to think about things like that, but really. What else is an ad

Fubar
There is a reason why I am on here less than I used to. Besides the fact that I can only stomach a certain amount of stupidity before I want to hurl, its the fact that so many people just annoy the shit out of me. I am not interested in hookups, pointless ridiculous compliments, competitions, and other garbage. I am tired of stupid oafs that try to kiss my ass in order to...I have no idea to do what. Most retards that pretend to actually care (and I can always tell if they are pulling shit out of their ass)live miles away, and realize that I am married. SO whats the point? Ive met several cool people I consider friends, but most are just breeding animals with shit for brains. "you are so beautiful" "you are so funny" "you are so blah blah blah" I just want to say STFU! I've heard those stupid generic compliments alot already, and I think I will projectively throw up if I hear another one. ALso, just cause I have a sense of humor, some people assume that my li

Getting Frustrated!
OK, LOTS of you are VERY into the group and helping everyone level and so one. Buying bling and VIPS,etc. (thanks Woodie for the past VIPS) BUT some don't do anything. I was thinking this past week about just deleting the group all together but then there are those people that are so cool and love the group so I'M NOT GOING TO! I just expect more involvment out of EVERYONE! I had to move the auction on this page to my main page so I could keep uploading pics. COULD EVERYONE PLEASE LEAVE ME SOME COMMENTS TO GIVE ME IDEAS ON WHAT I CAN DO TO GET THINGS GOING AGAIN! I'M OPEN TO IDEAS and PLEASE IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PARTICIPATE LEAVE A COMMENT THAT YOU WANT OUT OF THE GROUP. HELP!!! Vamp and JDHUNT

Timed Scavenger Hunt (closed)
The Awesome Abraxas is hosting a Fubar Scavenger Hunt? Abraxas@ fubar He will be giving away a Cherry Bomb to the first person to collect all items correctly The rules are very specific and must be followed exactly or your entry will be disqualified. HERE IS YOUR LIST YOU MAY NOW BEGIN 1. To enter the Scavenger Hunt you must first r/f/a the host, in the friend request you must say "I am entering the Scavenger Hunt" Then click the link to his blog and post a comment that you are entering the hunt. Scavenger Hunt Blog 2. You must find all 20 items on the list (This Bully will be updated at 4pm fubar time, at this time the list will be posted and the hunt will begin) 3. The list will contain 20 items, it is your task to find these items in the form of a picture someone where on fubar. These are generic items, meaning you may be asked to find a picture of a daisy. It can be anywhere in anyones gallery, any picture containing a daisy will be accepted as long as i

Random Things
My daughter asked today if she could go with myself and her brother to Texas next month. I told her she can't and she'd be bored silly. Well she informed me "Mom, I promise I won't fall off the plane if you take me!" I'm on a dating site, and I'm pretty sure some gangbanger who keeps messaging me on there is using a mugshot. I'd post it, but I kinda fear for my life. Today is my last day to live it up with food. My Wii Fit will arrive via UPS shortly and I'm going to make radical changes in my diet and exercise routine. I no longer can bitch about not having the time because frankly, I have nothing but time anymore. For my final meal I decided to go w/ McDonalds. I got the 10 piece nugget meal w/ my diet coke of course. I ate 4 fries and only 6 of the nuggets. I feel like I failed my last meal

Blargh
I now completely lack empathy. Every time someone changes their status, on any social networking site, I automatically think "you're pregnant? so what!" "you're in love? yeah, fuck you too!" "Little Johnny lost his first tooth? Shoulda knocked 'em all out sooner!" I don't know when it happened, but I generally just don't care anymore. I suppose there are a few out there that I do care what happens...but blah...Especially on Facebook..."Oh I love staying home with my kids!" Gag me.

I Just Wanted To Go Home..
I had messaged all this to a friend, and he thought it was amusing enough to blog.. Saturday night I decided to go out dancing. Haven't been out in a while, and really had a good time.. until it was time to go home. I had gone out with my best friend. He always makes sure I am safe, and I am a great wingman for him. After the closing of the club, he comes up and tells me he wants to go this chicks house for a party. Fine by me. Unfortunately, the chick had decided that she wanted me to be her party. Umm, no thanks. I offered her my best friend as a consulation prize and I left. I drove the jeep home.. I love the jeep. It is a 93 wrangler, with huge 35 in Mickey Thompson's and a sound system that is just ridiculious. It was my dream vehicle in high school, and I adore it now. Anyway, I missed my turn cause i was talking on the phone. i know, i know.. driving and talking is bad, but whatever. Had to go down to the next road, and it is not highly trafficed. As I was turning, I

I'm Mean...but I'm Not This Mean
You know, I've been known to make fun of people. But I'm not one to make fun of someone that has a mental/physical problem. That is something that they can NOT help. I just don't get where people "get off" on doing that to people. The only way I'll make fun of a person is their spelling and or grammar. That they can help. It's called schooling and some people should have just listened in school. It is a fixable issue. [I've probably screwed up on spelling and grammar, since that's what I'm talking about...] Anyway, I was looking at Perezhilton.com. I can't help it, it's a guilty pleasusre of mine. Sue me. I think MOST of it is funny. However, I just went there and seen THIS. I can't believe that people go this low. It's nice to see that some people that read his website are nice.

A New Life
The new chapter in my life is opening. I cannot wait to unfold the pages that will spill new words into my being. There will be an absence from here from time to time in the coming days. My absence brings a welcome new presence. During the next week the relationship that has been blossoming is about to come into full bloom. John and I are to join our lives to be one. So as with being as such, I will not have time to tend to all of you lovely folks that I treasure and hold dear. Please keep my spot warm as I will be here to sit with you all once again. Thank you all for your well wishes and friendship. Until our next meeting. Good day Andrea

My Suicide Note
dear cupcakes... i have come to the realization that *cough cough*... you dont bling me enough... dani doesnt put out the way she used to.. and bobbi only gives it up @ night *wheeze* thereforez i am going to take a toaster bath.... dont try to stop me.. *HACK* its too late.... i am tiredz of the abuse u all putz meh through and im done.. guh BYE cruel world.. i'll make another account i mean no.... no... i wont... im done........... i have 7 yims u can reach me @ and dani has my cell #.. ignore the fact that when her answering machine picks up it says its dani's phone.. its a lie... *cough* *snort* .........i die now........... .........if u buyz me a HH i might stay........... *HACK* no... i diez.......... this isnt me its my zombie sprink......... guh bye.............

Results N Such
Firstly THANKYOU ur kind words and gifts and prayers have touched me more than u know. so yesterday i went back to the oncology center to get some results n see where we go from here .. well i think i need my very own ........ HOUSE.. he could cure me but seriously i am still severly anemic, but no bleeding any where so its not loss of blood, my iron stores are also very good .. my sugar was a wee bit high as was my calcuim still. my oncologist feels the cancer is within the bone marrow.. he said something about the red cells im producing are dying or being attacked .. so a week friday i go back to the cancer center for a bone marrow biopsy.. and yes he stuck me in hospital today torecieve my fourth transfusion .. i will keep u all posted i done it in a blog .. purely so i didnt have to type it 50 times :P:P love u guys Sarah xxxxxx

Omg! My Poor 13 Year Old Has More To Deal With!
ok, I went to pick up my 13 year old from her school today (the one that was assaulted at her old school), and she ran out to my car in tears. I asked her what happened and she said her human growth teacher and track coach (a woman, the same for both activities) locked her in her office, cornered her and yellled at her about her absences! She wouldn't let her leave. She didn't go to track today cuz her asthma is so bad that I didn't want her to have to go through with it til we get her a new inhaler or something. I don't keep my kids home from school for just anything. I know the importance of my kids being in school. Kaitlin even had a Dr.s note when she went back after her absences! Anyways...I stormed into the school and went right to the counselor and he called in the principal. (I was late to get my other two kids at their school but it was ok.) BOTH the counselor and the principal are VERY CONCERNED. They don't want to loose Kaitlin now cuz of this incident. Kaitlin wa

Life
You know I don't ask for much in this life. I just wish for my kids to grow up happy and healthy and for a little happiness for myself. Some mornings I wake up and am disappointed I woke up, thinking sweet death would be better then the depressed stupor I walk around in now. I wish for it to all just end, by my own actions or the actions of someone with more knowledge or power then me. I'm drowning in this ocean of saddness with no life boat in sight. Taking my last breath as I slowly sink into the dark abyess finally free from the heartache I cause and suffer from. :/

Home, New Home On The Range
Home, home on the range, where the deer eat my garden all day. Where often is heard fargo-in-flect-ed words, but the sky is not cloudy all day! Kitty and I are settled in to our not-so-little house on the prairie, and I look forward to spending the summer gardening, farming and, if I have any time, writing. Before the cold sets in, I'll be moving again. I have three requirements for the new place: 1) The seasons may vary from Hot to Warm. Cold weather is unacceptable. 2) It must be near an ocean. Coconuts should be plentiful.3) The local people must not be conservative nutjobs.I'm thinking Thailand. It's cheap, pretty, and because of the tourism industry, there are plenty of jobs for English teachers. If you have other suggestions, feel free to make them, and I'll feel free to tell you I don't want to live in Tibet.Actually, Tibet might work. But Djibouti - though it sounds quite fun - probably wouldn't work. Those people wear too many clothes.Anyway, you should probably ju

Ok....wtf
Ok...some of youwill have no clue what I am talking about...some of you will. It has been brought to my attention that a certain fu "friend" upon being pissed off at me for her own actions..has been spreading a bunch of bullshit on here. I hvae not previously rsponded to any of her shit. I am doing this to let th record be set straight. I do not know anyone named Rob...I was never on a 3way call with her and this mystery man talking about any fucking road trip..NOR was I have phone sex with said dude I do not know while she was on the phone. The ONLY trip I am going on this summer is to NY..per usual to see Johnny. I find it sad that in the aftermath of the bullshit that she has to stoop to literally making shit up to make herself feel batter or me look worse. Those of you who know and talk to me I am sure will know this to be bullshit...those of you that dont...well I suppose your opinion is not all that important to me. *end rant*

Pics....
The past week or so I have been sent links to mummer moobs, peen, and ass. WTF :P Now Cubby sent me a drink and said he is mooning me. Really I am not a pervert. However, the pics where nice to see. Now shut up and get nekkid :p

Group Information
Hello, and welcome to our new family homepage. The idea for our group was inspired by the hope that any woman - no matter her age, physical characteristics, or lifestyle - can find true friendship here on the Fu. This family is NOT about points or increasing status, but is about actually developing relationships with ladies that we otherwise may not have met. I'm sure that many members will be willing to help level others, but it won't be our group priority. Rating will never be mandatory from any member (with the exception of adding members as they join) and any rating help that is given will be done voluntarily. We don't want this to become another group on Fubar where points become the importance. As the family is brand new, we are still working on getting everything organized as far as staff and members are concerned. This account will not be online at all times, but one of us will be logging in as frequently as possible to make updates and ad

I Thought This Time... Maybe I'm Wrong, Maybe Not
it's eating away at me. i thought maybe, just maybe, this time could be different. i think i think that every time. they all say the same thing about my past relationships. you had low self esteem. and then this happens. my crazy can't handle them and they can't handle my crazy. i love you i hate you, i hate you i love you, i need you you don't need me. it's all the same. i just want him to be there when my world is falling apart. that's what every girl wants. my world falls apart more often. i want him to call me back when he says he will. i want to feel like a priority in his immediate future, not just some generic someday. i want to know why i can't be normal. don't jump down my throat for that. fine, i want to know why i can't be healthy. i have tried 50 different medications, three hospitalizations, four if you count the one that was a non suicidal near fatal overdose. i've tried one on one therapy, group outpatient. i could run a psychoanalysis group session at this point. i can

Wow...wow
This is by far one of the sickest fucking things I've seen so far, which confirms my beliefs that some people need to be sterilized and castrated. Wow... BAKERSFIELD -- A horrifying case of alleged child abuse has surfaced in Bakersfield, where a 34-year-old father is accused of biting out one of his son's eyes and mutilating the other. Police say Angel Vidal Mendoza appeared to be under the influence of PCP when he attacked the 4-year-old boy April 28. After the attack on his son, police say Mendoza rolled his wheelchair outside and began hacking at his own legs with an ax. A neighbor found 4-year-old Angelo Mendoza Jr. naked, unconscious and covered in blood on the floor of his home. Officers later discovered that one of the boy's eyes was missing and the other eye was horribly damaged. Investigators said the child told them, "My daddy ate my eyes." Doctors at Mercy Hospital say it's unclear whether Angelo will regain vision in his right eye. The boy's mother wasn't hom

My Oracle Day!
this was such a magical day! i had even more fun than when i Godfathered, and that was a blast, as some of y'all will remember. everything went perfectly. better than perfectly, cuz of my friends. thank you for the tickers, gifts, blasts, drinks, bling packs, bling, bombings, rates, and most importantly.... the camaraderie and genuine love! from the invention of the Cao Club, to Caralina in my shoutbox counting down my points during my final bomb, to Ruben who *bought* me my final bomb, from Eagleshelp cluelessly helping me, not really quite knowing what he was doing, to Caralina and JoJo and Perrrty and Nuff and Silveroak who advertised me in their statuses, to Chipper who was my very first pimpout of the day (i was still asleep!), and everyone else. several of you *cough*Audiogasm4one*cough*DavePInFlorida*cough* have deigned to pm me, apologizing for missing the actual leveling, or for having something they had to do that day. the mere fact that y'all pm'd me about it = you were the

Sex
I haven't seen a more over rated activity in a history of mankind. Its pretty sad that people nowadays base most interactions based on shoving their body part into someone else. To be honest, there is a plethora of things I would rather do than have sex" watch TV, eat, go for a walk, dance, etc. You got the hint. Its especially sad when people base marriages on sex. The most common scenario: He meets her; he likes her T&A, she likes his arms/6pack/dick/whatever. He tries to impress her with dumbass shit that she will bite on, to get her into sack. She thinks he is amazing, he thinks she is amazing. They have great sex, and they have that in common. He finds some things about her annoying: mild nagging, dumb drama prone friends, incessant shopping habits, etc. She finds some things about HIM annoying: watching too much TV, loud obnoxious friends, playing too much XBox, not lowering the toilet seat. watching too much sports. But hey, the sex is just fantastic, and when they have it, the

People With Penises ....
Are really pissing me off today this was to long for a mumm ...what do you think I talked my landlord into coughing up the cost for replacing my hot water heater at deli ( yay for putting things off and getting something for free) Thursday the company they hired to do the work called me to ask if Friday was okay when he mentioned the guy would be there first thing in the morning the conversations went something like this.... ME- the hot water tank is pretty high up and in a small space I dont think one guy can do it HIM- no one guy replaces these all the time its fine Me- I get that but it really is in a hard to reach space with only a very small entry I am certain you will need 2 guys HIM- I do this all the time one guy is fine this is my area of expertise you know ( dude is obviously annoyed) ME- ok suit yourself sure enough Fri AM the guy came in looked at space and immediatly said I cant do this alone noooooooooooooooooooo YA THINK??????

Stupid At Work
had an architects office that we previously wired. just had to terminate wires today. have jacks on all 62 wires and the building owner comes in and asks if we ordered the special brown wallplates he wanted.i told him not yet and proceed to call the supplier.. he informs me they will be in in 3 days. then tells me they need a special jack, standard ones won`t fit. so trip up to huntington beach to get right parts then back to laguna beach. so instead of 6 hours of labor like we bid, it will be about 14. fuck fuck fuck kills profit margin but at least i got to call some one while peeing in a portapotty so it was all good

I'm Year Of The Pig...
People born in the Year of the Pig are chivalrous and gallant. Whatever they do, they do with all their strength. For Boar Year people, there is no left or right and there is no retreat. They have tremendous fortitude and great honesty. They don't make many friends but they make them for life, and anyone having a Boar Year friend is fortunate for they are extremely loyal. They don't talk much but have a great thirst for knowledge. They study a great deal and are generally well informed. Boar people are quick tempered, yet they hate arguments and quarreling. They are kind to their loved ones. No matter how bad problems seem to be, Boar people try to work them out, honestly if sometimes impulsively. They are most compatible with Rabbits and Sheep.

Gunshots?
Odd. All evening I've been hearing, what sounds like, gunshots. I just heard another one a few minutes ago. It's wierd. I've been living here for 12 years and have NEVER heard them before. Earlier everyone was going outside to see what it was, but now that it's almost midnight, people are staying in. Now I'm generally not nosy, but for some reason, I'm wanting to go out there and see if I see anything. But I'm a chicken..so inside I stay. On a side note...they very well could not have been gunshots. They've all made some weird sound before the "boom". Kind of like 1-3 clicks and then one really lound noise. Anyone have any ideas?

Masturbate For Me?
One thing that has always fascinated me is the thought of a man masturbating. I’d really love to see one do it in real life, but this is just a fantasy – ok?So, will you masturbate for me?Will you get out your cock and play with it, get it hard, stroke it, just for little old me? I’d love it if you did. You will? Fantastic!Ok, well first you have to get undressed, come on take all your clothes off. Let me see you naked. Hmm, I like that. You are quite good looking, you know that? And I LOVE that cock. Why not caress it a little for me, get it hard. Would it help if I let you look up my skirt a little? Oh you naughty boy, I think it does. That’s it, just play a little. I love to watch as it gets harder and harder. Its pretty big now isn’t it. It needs some attention I think. Can you imagine how it would feel to slide into my soft, wet slimy pussy? Can you? Can you feel how wet I’d be? Ok, you can start to stroke a little now, but do it slowly. I want

Attention Whores
notice verra easy, how women gotta show the clevage if not more to get the attention of men..or women ;) love boobs dont get me wrong but its an immedate turn off for me as for as yea i wanna date u cuz u got a awesome rack..wheres the classy women at ..who lead on a good long drawn out tease as opposed to just puttin all the goods out there at first glance..guess thats why i find strip clubs boring as fuck..aside of conversation with the girls is the only ok part alot of them are pretty cool pplz..where does this end really..who am i to judge..im not just would like to see more women stun me with her wits and charm rather then her tits and ass..

What An Idiot
Can someone decipher this for me? Read bottom to top. Who is this wanker? Spark Sexy: tuly i wish i was block ->Spark Sexy: whatever dude....you need to clarify and stop calling people assholes in their shoutbox.....you don't know me Spark Sexy: the reason why i ask that is menny use it as a sex thing ok now as far as for me walking with it there little or no info as for sex with it there a who lot of info i trying to get to so i can understand it more ->Spark Sexy: you were talking about using it for sex or something....if i remember correctly Spark Sexy: 1th of all i use it on my leg to help me walk 2th who youo think you are to say that shit ->Spark Sexy: that was like yesterday dude....what's your beef Spark Sexy: the mum about eletro stimlatrion ->Spark Sexy: what the hell are you talking about? i just logged in Spark Sexy: i saw what you wote on my mum youo fucking ass hole who you think you are ->Spark Sexy: huh? Spark Sexy: who the helll do you think you are

Want A Salute??
Lots of people asks me to make them salutes, so.. If you want one, just let me know in a comment in this blog, and also let me know if you have any special requests (NSFWs only done in special occasions). And then, when I do salutes I will start at the bottom of this list and work my way up! Xoxo Annipoo

Um I Stole These From Ick-r-us
Im half asleep bare with me Do you hide when Jehovah witnesses knock on your door?They hide from me.Tell me about your dancing style?I dont danceDo you have any family traditions?noHonestly, do you laugh when people trip for no reason?Yes.What is your most used cuss word?Fuck. Its such a powerful sentence enhancerDo you think it looks silly when people wear socks with sandals?fuck yesHow many speeding tickets have you talked your way out of?3If you wake up late, is the rest of your day ruined?no way. I love sleeping in.Which side of the bed do you sleep on?the one that isnt near the wallName the seven dwarf'sDopy Bashful Doc Sleepy Sneezy Grumpy Happy (what he said)When you bend over, can you touch your toes?yes What kind of drunk are you?a loud crazy stupid why dont you just stfu already kinda drunk. this is why i dont drinkHow do you feel about rainy days?I love them! I wish it rained more.Do you think that people mistake your kindness for a weakness?Im not kind.Can you cook?Heck

Does Anyone Know This Futard?
Guess someone I don't even know or remember knowing had their panties in a bunch because I had a good day on here. Does anyone know this retard? Anyways thanks to everyone for making this an amazing day I finally got to Oracle. And the way I look at it is this... My friends & family > All.

Jet Lag: It's Not A Rumor
My flight from Melbourne (home of the fake) departed at 10:15 AM Saturday morning and landed in LAX at 7:30 AM...Saturday morning. You remember that day that disappeared Wednesday? I got it back. I heard about jet lag and I thought I would take preventative measures to avoid it or lessen its impact. I knew that if I stayed up all night before, I’d be completely wasted by flight time and I didn’t feel like being punchy going through security with the possibility of getting hassled. Instead, I went to bed at 4 AM the day of the flight. I had to be up at 6. I figured giving myself two hours of sleep would allow me to conk out on the flight and start adjusting to the change in time zones. When I woke up I was not happy but I promised myself sleep on the flight and a smooth transition. At the airport, I had errands to run and was told I had to go through two security checkouts if I wanted to drop my rental phone off first. To avoid that, I went to check in and was p

Random
I haven't blogged in a while....haven't had anything to bitch about...is this a sign of the apocalypse? If so, ya'all better find a bunker! Anyways, what to write?? Hmmmm....Um....well...Shit...I'm all blogged out....Anyone have anything interesting to say? Maybe I should post a funny picture? lol

Annoying...
Yep...I'm gonna annoy the hell out of people....The highest rated pic is 213 rates and its some homely dude...I know I can do better!! Anyone willing to help a lil snow bunny from Minnesota win herself a pretty blinky 11's bling? http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=2253187&i=2736234295&albumid=1786238 Just need rates on that pic above.....don't need to bid unless ya want to!

Has So Much Changed Since I Was In School?
Well I just got back from dropping my oldest off at preschool, and before I left the main teacher/preschool director stopped me and had something to say. This may be the fourth or fifth time in just the 8 days school's been in session, with reports ranging from "She crossed her arms and tapped her foot at me" to "She took off all her clothes during dress up time." Well, this lady makes me feel like doing the former right about now. She tells me that she notices my daughter sometimes sits with her legs in a "W", as in back along her sides with her bottom on the ground. She then says she shouldn't sit like this, as it promotes bad posture, please stop her from doing this at home as well. Maybe my initial skepticism snuck through the blank stare I gave her for a few seconds, because although I half-heartedly admit this may not lead to the straightest of spinal configurations, she rushes on to add that "they are told to watch for this" and that it may be a sign of - and here is w

Parents Visit
Just spent the last two days with my Parents here... hadn't seen them in almost 4 years. It went well, we had a good time, my Mom even brought a bunch of pictures and old stuff for me, but I made her bring them with her - I lose shit all the time, and lost most of my things from my past with that cvnt in Ohio, so I'd rather her hold onto that stuff. I uploaded a few pics of me and my childhood to FB, for those of you that are on there too... *sigh* I miss them already. You'd think by almost 40 I'd be less sentimental about stuff like this, but in the past 15 or so years, I've only seen them a handful of times, and my Dad's health is getting worse. He had a small stroke a few years back, messed with his memory only though, thank God... but now he's 100x more likely to get Alzheimer's *sighs* They're in their 70's now. I know that one of these times might be the last time, so I think that's what's getting to me the most. I have no grandparents left, my sister died in 96, my other sis

Reality Vs. Fubar
For some of us Fubar can or has become an addiction, I'm one of those. Don't work as much as I should. don't spend the time I need with my friends, Fubar taking over my Life. I met someone on here I liked, but with both of us on Fubar it can't work. I'm a possesive, jealous Scoprio, I can't handle bimbos hitting on what's mine all day long. Best to walk away and time to find someone in real life :-) I've done a lot of thinking last night, I've met some great people on here that I love talking to, however that doesn't keep me warm at night. I need to take some time out and spend time in the real world, both for work, family & friends.

Hmm
I miss being me I kinda feel like I have MPD at the moment I think I know which bouncer has it out for me..and it isnot a good thing My husband deploys iin November...me and the kids will be alone for Xmas..shitty I had to go up on my meds...shitty again I am sick of being sick..really and truly..I just wanna feel fucking normal for a day I am getting depressed...something that I have not dealy with in some time it is seriously getting bad..and it scaresme..I dont wanna be that way again I really try not to bitch about being sick..but it is kicking my nervous system in the ass pretty badly right now..and it scares me..I dont like to feel that I amnot in control of my own body...seizures are getting worse... I will STFU now..just felt like sayin this

Arrrrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhh
I sent this email to my friends, they all proceeded to rate me a 1 and block me, even the ones that don't know about fubar... ADD DAY! hmm all words 3 letters I just tried to make a sentence of 3 letter words. Epic Fail /wrists ded arg ye matey rum oooh why is the rum always gone? that was random do it again fuck I can't now /wrists wait, i'm already a dead pirate, what good would it be to slash my wrists?

Link Found Between Trichomonas Vaginalis And Lethal Prostate Cancer. Simple English Version: Girls Have Cooties
Washington, Sept 10 - ANI: A strong association between the common sexually transmitted infection, Trichomonas vaginalis, and risk of advanced and lethal prostate cancer in men has been found by researchers from Harvard School of Public Health (HSPH) and Brigham and Women's Hospital.The study appears online on September 9, 2009, on the Journal of the National Cancer Institute website and will appear in a later print edition."Prostate cancer is the most common cancer among men in western countries, and the second leading cause of cancer-specific mortality. Identifying modifiable risk factors for the lethal form of prostate cancer offers the greatest opportunity to reduce suffering from this disease," said Jennifer Stark, an HSPH researcher and lead author of the study.One potential risk factor is inflammation, which appears to play an important role in the development and progression of prostate cancer, but the source of inflammation of the prostate is not clear.Trichomonas vaginalis is

Puffkins
I love all my friends, and express my solidarity with any of m'colleagues who lose their MuMM priviledges for what seems like highly individual interpretations of the rules on the part of our orange colleagues. But usually I'm not prone to blogging and stuffs. But seriously.... Dr Puffkin?? For the MuMM about his LOLZ factory?? Lost globals AND commenting priviledges?? Forfuckssake.

Non Sequitur
So I was just applying my green clay masque (mask?), made up of avocado and oatmeal (I have a pic in my default, but I'm not linking because it never works) and it smells really good. And I thought to myself: "mmm this smells really good. Hmmm oatmeal....oatmeal reminds me of peanut butter (WHAT??!) and peanut butter reminds me of Ford." and I thought about how strange it was that my Hulk green oatmeal masque made me think of Ford....and then I wondered what would happen if I rubbed jelly on my butt. Or maybe rub avocado on my butt...would it make it smooth? And then it occurred to me: avocado is ALREADY smooth, I don't need to make it any smoother. It's amazing how Ford makes my pores so tight and oil free....

Babblin
Scrapper just wrote me back asking me for the link to my hacked account.MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE they will FINALLY take it down My husband gave me lilies and then informed me he was leaving for Germany tomorrow...why cant men ever do that without it coming with bad news? *sigh* My kids both got rave reviews at the PT conferences...I may be an epic fuck up but I have good kids I have a new fan...why do I always get the psycho stalker fatties? Blah the snow finally melted I think ferrero Roche chocolates may just be better han sex I saw a 5 year old with a pacifier yesterday why cant I shoot the parents of those kids? Why is it so dead around here lately? Makes me sad I tell ya I am trying to fin a new obsession to stalk fuck fuck fuck I am bored taking the kids to see Christmas carol tonight....I want cotton candy I hate folding laundry.,.I wanna burn the shit and oh I want 5 minutes alone with the piece of shit terrorist that hit Ft Hood yesterday t

[sigh] Blockage. Love It.
This all started in a MuMM. The chick was promoting her Autos and the MuMM was marked NSFW. That's where my current status is from. She had her MuMM set as comment approval, so I could tell her what I wanted to. My smart ass remembered she couldn't refuse a gift...I wasn't blocked. So I send her a leaf with the following comment: Take your self-promoting ass to the blogs The rest took place in my shout box, "My chat"....blah. Bottom up! [[Per]]™: Then I'll block you. I can't stand point whores that can't spell. hot stuff: nooooooooooo i like to talk To u [[Per]]™: OMFG..just block me. hot stuff: well u r a 1 [[Per]]™: I seen you came to my page, rated me a 1. I was testing it out. Will you block me now, please? hot stuff: didn't you just send me a sb? [[Per]]™: btw, thanks for the 1. Made my day. [[Per]]™: did you block me already? hot stuff: i am tryin to be a adult but i hate been called a fuckin

Tag
Tony smacked me around n forced me to share…I did this last year, I’m not going to look to see what I wrote so I may wind up repeating myself. That being said, this is difficult for me but I’m going to try to share some things that I don’t normally share.1. I recently started therapy, I tried this once before but I was not ready to really open myself up to someone and did not have a therapist that I was entirely comfortable. We haven’t gotten anywhere too deep yet, but I’m hoping to make some progress.2. I’m honestly working on trying to be more open with people, it’s difficult for me to share my feelings with people because, well, letting people close to me is frightening. I usually deflect with jokes or sexual inuendo.3. I sleep with 5 pillows because even after 4 years it’s hard for me to get comfortable and fall asleep alone.4. My brother died in a car accident when he was 17 and I was 22. I still miss my him terribly

Mish Mash
I record "Dexter" every week, so I can watch it when the kids are sleeping. I just got done watching it and all I am saying is: "OMIFUCKINGGOD!!! HOLLLLLY SHIT!" I had more crap to put here and now I can't remember...crap. Well one thing was: how is it they deep fry EVERYTHING down here, and I do mean EVERYTHING, but they don't deep fry their chicken wings? Deep fried meatloaf, bread & ice cream but not chicken wings. I am not being "tagged" for that blog thing anymore. :-P I am NOT that interesting, people. I will add another tidbit, though, just to be nice: With two separate men, I was the first woman to get them to cum orally. And they have never been the same since. ;) Damn, I wish I could remember the third thing I was going to put in here...if I remember, I'll edit. Oh..I love Helly's boobs too.

Tagged By Pixie...
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I find jeans very uncomfortable, I haven't owned a pair in over a decade. Either cargos or athletic pants for me. 2. I love drawing, writing and music yet I can't stand the majority of artists/musicians out there. They usually seem smug and douche-like. 3, I have a 8-1 police chase record. I retired on that loss =P 4. I did two years in the pen back in 95-97. I'm thankful for that because it saved my life. 5. I love music and have a collection including ALL genres. 6. Speaking of genres, I believe there only TWO genres. Nine Inch Nails and EVERYTHING ELSE. 7. Speaking of NIN, I have been to every

Holy Crapcakes!!
Gah. I got hit with this by Kerry, who stole it from James, who stole it from... aww, I dunno, but now I gotta do it. Dammit. Those of you who I show it to - don't hate me. Or, hate me if ya want. idgaf. :P Pick your Artist:Metallica Are you a male or female? Master0fPuppets Describe yourself: Am I Evil? How do you feel: Frayed Ends Of Sanity Describe where you currently live: Sanitarium If you could go anywhere, where would you go: Wherever I May Roam Your favorite form of transportation: Ride The Lightning Your bestfriend is: Of Wolf And Man You and your best friends are: Metal Militia What's the weather like: Trapped Under Ice Favorite time of day: Dyers Eve If your life was a TV show, what would it be called: Invisible KidWhat is life to you: Blackened Your current relationship: Aint My BitchYour fear(s): Some Kind Of MonsterThought for the Day: Fight Fire With Fire How I would like to die: To Live Is To DieMy soul's present condition: Fade To Black Most Faithfu

Said I Would Show Off
show off some of my baskets I have been working on this season blame postal and worship my talent fuckers 10 of these went out the door today ... switches up the basket thing and used cheese boards with a dutch tile in it I do one of these every year ... the guy runs in and barks I need another one 200 bucks how fast can you do it ... I fight the urge to kill him and tell him to give me 2 hours I am working on 10 and 6 smaller ones of these .... its an order from a church whos Deacons give out hampers to needy members of their congration

Fubar Truth 103: The Angle Pic.
...I always enjoy it when good people come together to tell the unpleasant truth and point out the obvious things that people are in denial about whether it be in real life or here on Fubar... ...With that in mind I bring you another so-true blog posting by Ms. Jrie. It's pretty much addressing a huge problem not just regulated to Fubar, it's all over any internet social site - the dreaded "angle pic." ..this is told from a female point of view. If you know anyone that could benefit from checking out this posting, it's rather informative so feel free to spread the word and link away... ...is it deceit? Lies? Truth?...I'll just let her posting speak for itself... Click here to check it out!... ...as always if anyone finds anything that you might want to share with everyone, feel free to send it to me and I will consider posting it for more exposure... Hope everyone's having a great holiday and see you all of the flip side...peace...

Hahahahahaaa!!! Omg
This has to be one of the funniest results I've gotten from a pimp-out!! hello,is your submissive behaviour as good as your outer appearance? i message you, because i have seen you while i was roaming arround the profiles...i am looking for an online-sub. when you are interested in bdsm related chats, cam-to-cam chats, tasks, exercises and when you would like to know more, just send me a message. it would be really nice to talk with you about this...have you ever thought about serving someone? to serve someone mentally or sexually... to take care about somebodys needsto talk with me about mental or sexual desires... to act as submissive for me. a dominant who tells you what to do, how to react and that takes care of your submissive needs if you have some?to please me mentally or sexually... to act as submissive on command... to know how it is to serve as submissivetake a look at my profile and blog. i am sure you will like what you see there. exspecially my bdsm related pictures.fe

Finally, Some Good.
I did it! I survived the week! that was the goal and I made it. I had my first client today. It was a relaxer to loosen up the curl on african american hair. It turned out great and the client was super happy. theinstructor did most of the chemical stuff but I think it was because she was uber nervous about burning his hair. If you didn't know, relaxers are extremely harsh chemicals that can burn the skin very quickly. It can also burn off all you hair if you don't know what you are doing. But that was not the case this time! His curl loosened up just a little bit so he can now comb through it easily and style it. One thing about doing other people's hair.... there is a moment when you catch them look in the mirror and they have this look of "omg wow" or "I look dayum good" and you can see it is just genuine happiness. This is an amazing thing to be responsible for. I would like to be responsble for that look several times a day, everyday. Everything else is unresolved and mes

Lounge Poachers
DA (http://www.fubar.com/user/3416295) is head of promotions at Mayhem Radio.... this is a sb convo with one of our members... To {Evil Bitch}: ok good.. im glad u didnt go we yah in there... and ty for tellin me she shouldnt be in here tryin to pull our members {Evil Bitch}: i told her naw i like uhp so i'm gonna stay there {Evil Bitch}: yep but i didnt To {Evil Bitch}: hey sweets just real quick... was DA tryin to get u to go to the other lounge with her

What's In A Name?
http://boobietasselsforbuddha.blogspot.com/2010/01/whats-in-name.html "If I'd known you'd turn out this way, I never would have named you what I did." I'm not exactly sure what that means but I sort of laughed anyway when my mother said this to me. I don't know what images the name Jenni/Jenny/Jenniy or Jennifer inspires but apparently the Jenniy that I portray doesn't exactly mesh with whatever my mother had in mind when she chose the name. In my head, I went over the list of me items wondering just which ones offend the name so much. Is it being a single mom working and going to school and handling it on my own? Is it my recent college graduation (with a 4.0 I might add)...as in am I too smart for the name? Her tone of voice surely didn't make it seem like a positive thing. Could it be that I'm divorced? Not sensible considering she is too. Is it the fact that I've never really been in trouble or my independence or my bluntness? I'm a beautiful little tattooed, gum chewing

Temple Grandin
I can think of a handful of movies that have made me tear up over the years, hell, I don't even cry at Ole Yeller, but I just watched Temple Grandin on HBO and I had to wipe a few stray tears. It's an extremely interesting and touching story about a woman with autism that not only earned a Doctorate in Animal Sciences, but became an inventor, designer, best selling author, consultant to the livestock industry and an autism advocate. Truly an amazing movie about an amazing woman... you just have to see it yourself. Temple Grandin Movie Trailer

Proof Read This You Donkeys
Was the role of women on the Home Front 1940-1946 a Positive or Negative Experience? It is often thought that the event of WW2 was what brought about progressive thinking towards equality towards women. Most people would assume that it was because of the ability that women showed during war times is what brought about this new wave of thinking. During WW2 women were working in jobs that were traditionally applied to men. Most women were volunteers but soon they were conscripted into joining the war effort. Women worked in areas that were traditionally confined to men; they worked in areas such as iron and steel working, engineering and vehicle building. During this time, the presence of women in more traditional roles of domestic and textile services was on the decline. Women enjoyed the extra income that they could bring into the family, not only that but they were able to enjoy a new type of social life too. Women then could enjoy the company from their fellow workers instead o

Friends...
Match the comment to the person who said it... If you get them all, I will bling you. A. Are you suppose to be Islamic... B. See I could manage a fuck buddy C. get your fu monies ready D. So you wouldn't mind me smokin a pipe? E. Sticks dick in salad! F. Kicks your Idle sign and lays at your feet... G. I'm a big fan of your nudity H. LOL...nope. No crash dummies or rugrats. I. Yes Miss raven, anything else to please you? J. I would like to immediatly wake up from all this... K. oh nothing ....just thinking about meeting you on friday*EG* L. I never defy my desires 1. Emanon 2. Wicked Raven 3. Keenan 4. Trendkiller 5. Superman231 6. Rob Floyde 7. Lord Spinoza 8. Lil Bitch 9. Wrath 10. Twisted Woflie 11. Bob 12. One person is quoted twice... Let's see how well my friends know one another.

Wolf Pack Rules
1.No disrespecting other family members.If you have a problem with someone go to staff. 2.must try to rate the daily rate.If you can't plz let staff know. 3.When a level up is posted in stash,you must help,if you cannot help tell the homepage. 4.you may rate nsfw pics if you want to but no one will make you rate them.Use your own judgement. 5.If you donot have a salute pic you will have 30 days to get one.If you cannot get a salute done in that 30 days tell a staff member. 6.If not a computer plz put afk so no one sends you the link for the level ups. 7.Must add all family members to fubar.You can find the members list under stash on homepage. 8.All staff must tell ppl they have joining to put who u are joining through. 9.Plz read any blogs and stashes that are posted to homepage and comment so you get credit. 10.If you want to join this family you cannot have any member of this family blocked.I donot get involved in personal stuff,but this is fubar,if you cannot get along the

*throws Things At Melzie* Scorpio Truth?
The Scorpio character: The Scorpio will stop at nothing to fulfil their desires. They are power-hungry, domineering and ruthless. But apart from these good qualities the Scorpio can also be very jealous. If you are proud of an accomplishment they will take great pleasure in demoralising you and will undermine your success. Obsession with sex is of course their greatest interest. It's easy to fall in love with them but, like a praying mantis, they will destroy you when it's all over. Scorpios are hopeless as care assistants but they are excellent prostitutes, inquisitors and interrogators. The Scorpio Lover: The Scorpio lover is greedy and intense and takes no interest in his partner's satisfaction. They are completely amoral and display no tenderness or affection. They will sleep with anybody. The year ahead: Jupiter in your sign indicates that you can take advantage of someone else's good luck. Grab what you can while you can. Famous names: Mata-Hari, Admiral Nelson, Hillary Clin

A Link To The Story About What Happened To My Son!
Here is the link to the story and a pic of my sons leg after a dog attacked him at school. Some stupid kid thought it would be funny to tease the dog, so my son had to pay for it! http://www.localnews8.com/global/story.asp?s=12285931 Another link: http://www.kpvi.com/Global/story.asp?S=12287374 11 students and 1 teacher in all were injured, but my son ended up getting the worst of it all. I am saddened by this cause he is traumatized now! The owner of the dog is in big trouble though! My son is holding his own! He has not yet cried over the pain or anything. He is just scared and affraid to be around dogs now! If any of you would like to send him a get well card, sb me for address to send it to! I have uploaded the before and after surgery pics. they are bad so if u have a weak stomache I wouldn't look.

Why Are Men Such Pigs When Commenting Women's Pictures?
It is one of my pet peeves. You look through pictures of women and rate them. You come across some comments that men make and wonder did their momma's teach them any better. I just don't get it. I'm sure women may make the same types of comments to other men or women. Has the woman's body just become an object to men? Is there anymore respect for women anymore? Just my thoughts....

Maybe I Should've Promised A Toe Salute...
Suga Lips: The fact you think this would actually work on someone. I really DGAF how big you think your peepee is; I am married and not interested in helping you jerk off sexyman: cuz its all true sexyman: what that i have 11 inchs or that i would like to see u naked Suga Lips: LMFAO!!! This is a joke sexyman: i would like to see more and i will show you 11 inchs of goodness Suga Lips: I want it to be, because I'm hoping someone isn't think stupid sexyman: if you want it to be lol Suga Lips: This is a joke right? sexyman: would u take some Suga Lips: No sexyman: do you have any that show molre !!! Suga Lips: thanks

People Of Color
How is that you can call those not so pink, people of color, but don't you dare call them colored people, Shouldn't it be the National Association for the Advancement of People of Color, and not the National Association for the Adavancement of Colored People?

Calm Before The Storm
I've noticed a lot of late a rather menacing amount of anger perforating my brain. Small little things get in there and fester and all I can think about is tearing heads off. Example, bus coming home today, only seats available are down the back, two people on opposite sides talking, legs out in the aisle, said excuse me...nothing. That, pissed me off, was sitting there thinking that I should've just punted their legs out of the damn way. Another example, guy at work sometimes calls me big Lew. Everytime I hear it I immeadiately want to punch him in the face. I scare myself.

Things I'll Never Understand
Price stickers on mirrors. Driving on parkways and parking on driveways. Why Minute Rice takes 5 minutes to cook. There are 10 hot dogs in a pack and only 8 buns in a pack. Teenagers. And........ MEN. That Is All.

Lemme Get This Shit Straight
OK so there's this guy,.... and I've been friends with him for a few years around here. I happen to absolutely adore the man, and we have spoken about trying things out irl. However, about 2 months ago, he just stopped answering his phone or calling me back. When I talked to him on here, he acted like nothing was wrong, but it was apparent he had moved on. So I did too. Then he got PISSED at me for not sitting around waiting for a possibility of what might have been with someone I have never met who lives 3,000 miles away and doesn't talk to me anymore. I'm sorry, but I am not so desperate or self-loathing that I will put my entire life on hold for someone who has made it overtly obvious they don't want me. Then he takes my words to mean that I don't want him, etc etc etc . Twists everything around to make this all MY fault when I have left COUNTLESS messages and he's had COUNTLESS missed calls from me. Like I'm the one who turned MY back on HIM. Why do men do this shit? It fucking

Bar Fights!
Last Wednesday I went out to the local sports bar and they were advertising fight night so since I dont have Satellite TV or Cable I went. i was expecting them to have UFC on the big screen and drink specials or something of this nature.. BUT NO! I walk in and see a ring in the middle of the pool tables!!! They actually moved some of the tables out and have local competitions in MMA!!!! Awesome right? So I had a blast, i took some pics and shot a few minutes of video on my phone and will try again later to upload the pics. something is preventing my upload from finishing.. the only problem i had is I showed up late and couldnt get close to the ring to watch, but i got to see the boxing and hand to hand combat, but when the guys hit the matt I wasnt able to see. I will be going when ever possible in the future!

What Is Fubar For Me!
Fubar is fun! I have stayed mostly in the mumms of late, but perhaps I rub people the wrong way, too damn bad. I flirt, I am a man, I rate and collect photos, and comment on other people's, beyond that I have made some friends.

It's The Seagull's Fault...
Name Crisis called for today to be Scatterbrained Thursday, and that we should spew randomness in a blog entry. What the hell... A lil stream-of-consciousness expression may shake loose some deeply rooted underlying bullhockey floating around in my brain... Or maybe not... I commented that I didn't need a BLOG to demonstrate that I was scatterbrained, but here goes all kinds of nothing... First, Name Crisis is an ass for not posting the link to Peeps. I love peanut butter, but for some odd reason, I have had no desire for it. I have wanted 7-Eleven Smokey Bites. And Chee-tos. I hate Top Models - gotta change the channel... BRB... CSI:Miami - MUCH better! I never expect many people to peek at these entries. Why is that? Maybe I could just blog and not mumm. MuMM or mumm - which IS it? Does anyone GAFF? Anyone know anyone hiring the unemployed? I have read/heard several articles saying businesses are not, because we MUST be unemployed for a REASON. Never mind that the reason is b

Phone Disaster Turned For The Better
Some of you know the sob story from the weekend. Saturday afternoon, I was sitting outside talking with my mom about household projects we're planning. We went in the house for maybe 10 minutes and I went back out - to find it POURING. Not just raining - it was a full-blown gully-washer! My cell phone was on the table outside, sitting in a small puddle of water.I grabbed it, took it inside, shook as much water out of it as I could, and used a hair dryer on it - all to no avail. It would NOT restart. I left it overnight, no battery, and tried the next day. It was dead. It wouldn't even power up. Monday I went to the insurance claim site and filed for a replacement and paid my $50 deductible. Tuesday I found an e-mail saying they could not fulfill my claim and to call. So I did, and the rep said that they were out of the Audiovox XV6700. They would like to send me a Palm Pre Plus. Or a Palm Pixi Plus. Or something. It's a touch screen phone. So I googled the pair and decided she meant th

Lebron Who?!?
Well, if you haven't heard by now, that basketball player that was born and raised in my city and promised he'd bring a championship to Cleveland is NOW playing for the Miami Heat. Back in the mid 90s, a man named Art Modell took the football team he owned and moved them to Baltimore. To this day, he still will not step foot in northeast Ohio. My facebook is FULL of fans comparing LeBron to Modell. But this is WORSE considering he was one of US. Akron born, Akron raised. Hell, he grew up watching the Cavs and Browns and know what it's like being a fan here (arguably THE best fans ever). But, there are good things to come out of this. Once again Cleveland fans have rallied around each other AND Dan Gilbert (Cavs owner) released a letter that sums it up for us all: "Dear Cleveland, All Of Northeast Ohio and Cleveland Cavaliers Supporters Wherever You May Be Tonight; As you now know, our former hero, who grew up in the very region that he deserted this evening, is no longer a

Relieved And Sad...
Relieved. Just got word that we have a place to live. Almost new, 3 bedroom apartment. (I'll post pics, I'm sure!) It's got more room than this place, but it's run by a Nazi. (I'm pretty sure she's not a Nazi, but...) No painting. No holes in the walls. (IE: No hanging pictures with nails, no thumbtacks, etc..)And no pets! Which brings me to the sad part. We have 2 cats that need good homes. Gato - 18 year old male Fixed and de-clawed (Front only) Alice - 1 year old female Has not been spayed If you know of anyone willing to travel to southern NJ to pick them up, please put them in touch with me. We have to be out of this house by July 28th.

Bad Things Happen When I'm Bored
1:19pm Guy: hi 1:19pm Suga Lips: Hi 1:20pm Guy: how are you??? 1:21pm Suga Lips: Good and you? 1:21pm Guy: i am good too thanks...whats your name? 1:22pm Suga Lips: Esmerelda 1:22pm Guy: where you from? 1:24pm Suga Lips: France 1:24pm Guy: ah okie i am from india 1:26pm Guy: what do you do Esmerelda? 1:27pm Suga Lips: I'm hoping to marry my 76 year old boyfriend and live off his money. He is incredibly wealthy 1:28pm Guy: wow thats nice....godbless you 1:29pm Guy: dun mind i wanna say something....you got really nice Figure... 1:30pm Suga Lips: Thank you. I sometimes will put on a show in the middle of my village and charge people to see

Random Bits Of Saturday Happenings And Stuffz...
Ahh yes another fun week of happenings. Please don't forget to click the "follow' link on top puh-leeez and thank you.... There's just soooo much right??? Anyways, between site crashes and all of the fun stuff, just a couple of randoms to throw your way this happy weekend Sat.. Remember the last blog about the Jack Carson disaster? Well, it turns out that once again my friends, the truth came out in the end. It usually does. So despite the horrific amount of backpedaling, sidestepping and credibility killing things for the involved that happend with this over the past week, at the end of the day, the girl was a fake (probably the real girl from the cell phone pic anyways) and has since deleted. The real girl's profile was found on myspace, some German chick as shown below..I won't even get into the drama and the lies and all that, just the facts and results please. I sure did learn alot about some of the people involved though with this mess, that's for sure...anyways, here's the ch

Seamus' ;atest Fan
Dear Idiot, I never get involved in peoples fights even if they are my closests friends, but when you bring your fight or slam my best reinds to my face then I will make you look like an idiot which you are. I have changed your name because i dont add fuel to the fire. But if you had any balls you would go directly to my best friend and tell him exactly how you feel.. So for now i will just tell you I dont put up with crap like this and my friends mean the world to me... SO FUCK OFF Idiot: man............I hope seamus didnt do that 2 u lol Mr Rogers: nope giving birth 2 weeks ago has me hating peen Idiot: Thank God its not his! Mr Rogers: it is Idiot: yeah right lol Idiot: that fucker couldnt get his dick up with 10 woman from playboy touchin it Mr Rogers: interesting i take it your not his friend? Idiot: I find it hard to believe that he has any friends Mr Rogers: I find it rather amusing that you choose to me to talk to about this. You must not be

Hoar.
remember when i wanted spotlight, like ages ago? well guess what, i ran away for a year, if ya didn't notice. and now i want it as part of a diabolical plot i am planning. so like, empty your pockets bitches. GIMME YOUR MONIES!!!!!!!!!

Unicorns And Glittah!
Okay, not really. But since you're here, how about you click the picture below and rate it for the ever so lovely MJ? [Crap, I suck. Copy/paste this, or find the link in the comments: http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1117155&albumid=2157516&i=3861319593] She's wicked awesome and is in a little contest thinger. Help? Pleeeeeeeease-uh? I hardly ever ask for anything. kthx♥

Helloween Battle Sign Up Page
Helloween sign up is below please comment and post entrance fee, the entrance fee is 1 mil fubux previous winners have already had their entrance fee prepaid by HPR 1st prize= $20 bling pack 2nd place= Blast 3rd place =3cred bling Rules have not changed from last year. there will be up to 3 rounds on the 29th depending on amount of dj's who enter 1 winner from each round moves to final battle october 30th DJ's Have your play list turned into Nosferotix 3 days before battle at the latest sets are 45 min the contest is halloween themed and point based judged.

This Just Really Upset Me....
Ok, here it is.... If anybody on here wants to post pictures of their kids, more power to them. I choose not to because its an adult site, and you just don't know about some of the people on here. Why in the hell would someone make their default picture a picture of two little boys in their underwear???? What kind of sick fuckin person is this??? I reported it as soon as I saw it, but it makes me sick to my stomach to think that someone would post that. Sorry, I had to rant on this because I am just totally disgusted by it.

Oops I Did It Again...
So, I "ran" for the fourth time tonight. It's not really a run, but a slow "shuffle/jog" kind of thing. The thing is, I did it. :P I'm not gonna lie, it sucks, and feels oh so good when it's time to stop. It's almost like holding in a pee to the point when it's painful, just to experience the euphoria when you finally get to go.

Status
Warning: I think I am going to be all over the board this morning. Also...I can already tell that I am easly distracted by a beautiful face scrolling across the top, which means my attention span is short. To the real blog....... This morning I decided to put the definition of 'status' in my status. Interesting enough, I discover that the definition according to Websters doesn't really fit the intent of Fubar. status , n, 1: the condition of a person or thing in the eyes of the law. 2a: position or rank in relation to others. 2b: relative rank in a hierarchy or prestige. SO.....my "status" on fubar (according to Websters) is: 1: INNOCENT, 2A: BETTER THAN YOU, 2B: LOWER THAN MOST OF MY FRIENDS. That is all for now. Carry on smartly.

Buffalo Recap
A rundown of this weekends events: I had to be surgically removed from my plane seat(curse you birthing hips!) Someone was 20 mins late picking me up at the airport. Ate and drank at Jack Astor's. Drank some more. Drank again. Got vapor rubbed... Cockblocked. Tim Horton's....delicious breakfast sammie.... Niagara Falls....AMAZING! Jim's Steakout....can't go wrong with a yummy steak sub! Nap. Grover's....Who knew cheeseburger soup could change my life? Philemon! Dave and Buster's....Test of my wing-woman powers. Brennans.....Ivana never showed....but we found Jesus. Chicks dig me. Regressed into an annoying teenager and was sent to my room 11am wake up w/ a hangover....french toast and bacon by Pedro.

Update On Me
So... i have been working for a small boat company who has three boats that need a USCG inspection before they can go to work. Lots of rust to treat and many things to update or replace/repair. it will be a few months before the first boat is ready... I got my phone bill and there is something wrong with my internet. was barely on the internet for the month of september, as you may have noticed, and am being charged $179 overage fees...wtf? not to mention my phone is malfunctioning to the point where the phone will just dial someones # or send pics...The touch screen will suddenly stall..and later catch up and all the times the screen is touched will suddenly activate, opening my contacts list, applying changes to cantact info, dialing the # or sending emials and multimedia to the contact...fun... I am working, happy and things are going good... my birthday is on the 26th fyi... i have a girlfriend... we get along epically!! kids are having issues in school, one son got suspen

Would You Like Some Candy Little Girl...
So Halloween is now over. I did end up decorating, though I didn't do the music. I am used to throngs of kids coming to my door, tonight, only two groups, about seven kids in all. So like, I bought four bags of candy, and uh, well, I pretty much still have four bags of candy. I'm thinking next year I may just have a party for Halloween, maybe Santa will give me some friends for Christmas, or there could be a Labor Day miracle. Anyway, if you need me, I'll be off in my sugar high.

I Am.
I am freezing. I fell asleep with my patio door open last night, and now that Arizona has agreed to turn down the heat combined with the fact that I refuse to turn mine on, I must deal with this. I'm not really complaining. I've really missed hoodie weather. I am hungry. Even though I pigged out on some Domino's yesterday, it's acting like I've never fed it in the HISTORY OF EVER. ps. The tracker you can watch after your order is placed is semi-entertaining. I have no life. I am amused. Although I'm watching the History International channel, just as I was typing "in the history", the man narrating The Lost Battle of the Civil War (it must be international for someone else since they're discussing -our- civil war) actually stated "in the history". Coincidences like this happen to me all the time. They happen enough that I'm no longer surprised, but have actually come to expect them on the daily. I don't know or care what they mean, but each time a crazy random happenstance finds me,

Rant! What I'd Reeeeally Like To Say.
It's my day off. Not only did you receive a copy of the schedule that noted as such, in addition to personally hearing me voice earlier in the week that I don't work on Friday, but I'm also not quite sure which parts of my courtesy email reminder sent yesterday that once again clearly stating that I am -not- working today (and that all messages sent to me will not be answered until MONDAY) have not registered with you... but I'm going to go out on a limb and say you have disregarded every single thing I have tried to tell you. *breathes* I get it. I could just suck it up and answer your text messages. It could be simple. It SHOULD be simple. Right? Wrong. The schedule, the reminders, the fact that I didn't answer your first couple messages... these things have not even phased you. You continue to ask me about things that you were instructed to document yourself, information you have -complete- access to all on your own, and, quite frankly, questions of which you already know the an

Huge December Fake Update..
Here are a few more fakes on Fubar As of Today. Sometimes people fall for tricks from these fakes. Fall in love, wish to see them, and what not. If you don't care that you don't really know who you are talking to, then please ignore this. I on the other hand would like to know who I am talking to. Please just take this as a warning, Fubar will NOT remove these profiles unless they are Copyrighted, and the owner can send a DCMA. So good luck with that! I will update this post with more each time. All will stay on here until proven wrong. All of the gray writing you see below each picture is a LINK to the PROOF! Go ahead and click, there might be some nice surprises in some :) Thanks for looking! And don't forget to add the poster below to keep up with the updates! Stryker@ fubar And Now Our Fellow Fakes! sugarfalls@ fubar And some more pics for those that like to look. Yes there are a few Fulofsurprises@ fubar This has to be the

Bored...
I am shopping for scrubs online... I have a rare and unexpected day off... I really need to clean and do laundry, and since it is snowing...it seems like a plan... Can someone convince me to get my fat ass off the bed and get it in gear?

Sb Shout....
when I went on the perv scroll, I come back to tons of shits & giggles & literally ..... I mean shits!!! now.... should I be offended that he didn't even say Hello first..... Jake900: I wanna bend you over a chair and fuck ur pussy so hard u scream gotta fly but (h) some of ya's who the fuck doesn't like gigglesnortin all day? peace baby

Is This Thing On?
Hello there :) It's been awhile. Things got hectic in real life. Things are getting on track now. Lots has happened since we last saw each other. Good and bad. Blake's DNA test to determine which mutation of cystic fibrosis he has took place. Bad news: the most severe. Good news: the most common so it's researched more. Bad news: it will be two years before a new drug will be released to the public for CF treatment. Good news: Blake will start blood work and testing in 6 months so that he will be ready to be one of the first CFers to be prescribed the new drug. The new drug will improve some lung functionality which should increase life span for CF patients. It's a step in the right direction. He is doing well now. The thing about CF is that to most people the kids don't look very sick. The common comment a CFer gets is "you don't look that sick". It takes over $10,000 a month in drugs and treatments, various hospital stays a year, and constant prodding of

Ladies Stay Away From Ice Man
http://www.fubar.com/2991082 STAY AWAY FROM THIS PIG, HE PRETENDED TO BE MY FRIEND FOR A MONTH, NOW I AM BLOCKED BECAUSE I WOULD NOT DO A SHOW FOR HIM! reply Ice Man: hi monica.....are you ever gonna get on cam for me? cancel Chat 9:59am more To Ice Man: hi shirkon, no cancel Chat 9:59am reply Ice Man: good, you can take me out of your fam. thx. cancel Chat 10:03am more To Ice Man: YOU MEAN MEAN MEAN MEAN MAN

My Newest Friend Request
flexster19 hrsFor some unknown reason I have this bizarre notion that one woman is all I need for the rest of my life. I don't watch enough television. I often desire much more physical contact and affection than I deserve or am entitled to receive. Much worse is my constant need to hug, cuddle, kiss, and give back& foot rubs, and other such annoying things. I have this annoying habit of being cheerful, happy and otherwise delighted when in the company of a woman I am involved with. It seems to take little to please me when I am near a woman that I find appealing. I tend to demand much less than I should and even find myself doing things for her without being asked. Even worse is the fact that I don't ask or expect anything in return.( I'm trying to overcome this character trait, its been a painful thorn for me too often) As it stands now, I do the meet and greet dating scene. Iâ€™ve been called funny, romantic, arrogant, smart, perverted, considerate, smartass, intelligent,

In Regards To Fumafia Scrub Changes
Hey Thanatos and all concerned players,I'm going to address your blog because I respect that you took the time to make a place for this and that you care about your point of view and that a lot of people are passionate on this subject.First of all I have to say, there's a very common misconception regarding fuMafia and it's that people complain and that, in turn, causes unfavorable changes. I actually monitor about a zillion statistics on the game (more than one person alone really should be although I think we'll be getting more in-house resources soon) and first and foremost I'll say that I have had a growing problem with the way in which scrubs were used and have weighed this decision carefully for a while before making the call.They were making plenty of revenue even in spite of the free ones from platinum mastery because even those players bought extra slots. Also scrubs gave the game another dimension of trading and bartering.But hands down, they were not intended for this use.

Life, Love And Fubar Part 3
OK, well I guess this has to be the last update of this blog, the reasons for which will become apparent if you read on a little.. Chemo has started and bar the odd nausea session and the ever present tiredness, that seems to be going ok... Radiotherapy started too... Unfortunately, that has been a problem. Things aren't going great and they have had to stop.. The reason?? Well I'm lead to understand that radiotherapy irradiates the general area where the cancer is and kills the cells there. This is actually quite a good thing because whereas cancer cells don't regenerate, the human bodys cells do! Yayy!! Way to go cells!! Yeah, they regenerate and become as good as new... all except mine! Mine for some reason disintergrate. After just 3 sessions, they have had to stop because I am having a bleed problem from not only my mouth and nose, but also from some quite substancial skin damage around my general chest area... And for some really strange reason, most of my teeth have suddenly b

Is There A Certain Amount Of Time To Wait?
Yeah Yeah - I know - its been FOREVER... So lets start it off with..... Do you think there is a certain amount of time that two people should wait to have sex? Does having it too early or waiting too long ruin it or change it? What about relationships that start on the internet? You've chatted, gotten to know each other for X amount of time... then finally meet - do the same waiting "rules" apply? As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT. Please check out the other questions of the day. Please Rate This Blog & Follow It

Photoshop
apparently, I'm so good at photoshop, someone thought that picture of the guy with the donuts on his cock was really me I thought it was obviously not, lol That being said, I got a friend request from someone who appeared nice enough, but I went to her page and proceeded to peruse the most terribly photoshopped face-smoothing and body slimming I'd ever seen. I wonder if this person is able to leave her house, given the extent of effort expended on her internet persona. Scary!

Edge Of Forever
Was organizing some ole band stuff, and ran across a recording of me playing at a wedding years ago. It all started with kind of a long running promise. My friends Kim n Dave, had prodded me early on " If we get married, youre gonna play our wedding right? I want a rocknroll ceremony!". I always kidded around, saying "ahh yea, sure, why not" thinking it would pass as just as kind of a joke. Well, theat time came, and Dave hit me up again. "Are you serious?" I asked. "I cant go blasting out all the grammas and aunts, not everyone is gonna have a taste for that." "Nah man, you promised! Just do it all Jimi Hendrix style, tear it up brutha!" says Dave, not letting go of the issue, and making feedback sounds whilst playin air guitar.. I finally conceded "Well, tell ya what, lemme work on it. I will try to come up with something that will perhaps appeal to everyone, and still get your rock element that you want." So I broke out the 4 track and tried to put together an arrangement. I

Decisions...
I have made several decisions all by myself lately... 1. Decided what kind of tires I needed AND where to get them. 2. Decided I needed brakes...AND where to get them 3. Decided I wanted a tattoo, where to get it, AND what I wanted...PLUS when to get it AND who to get it from 4. Decided to get my hair cut, who to do it, when to do it AND how short to go... I am worn out *sigh*

Unnatural Selection
is the name of a book that describes the history and current/future ramifications of selectively choosing male babies over female babies. In the last 40 years, the author declares 163,000,000 girls were aborted, solely because the parents wanted a boy. While this primarily happens in Asia, the practice is prevalent in Asians who live in other continents as well & to a lesser extent in other areas. 163 million almost equals the total number of females in the United States and Canada. The irony is that 'feminists' worldwide argue the right to choose abortion is inherently a woman's right. What will the world be like 20 -30 years from now if there are 125 men for every 100 women? Will women from poor countries/families be pressured, sold, or forcibly taken as unwilling brides or even prostitutes? Will lower income men who aren't able to find a wife/partner through normal means murder more fortunate men or rape thier wives & daughters? Normally - I believe in the human race an

Nerves Are Taking Over
I just got texted the drawing of the tattoo I am getting @4....I am officially naseaus lol I was ok until the artist said *it's gonna be a doozey* He can't say that to me...now I am all panicked lol But omg it is EXACTLY what I wanted I simply told him ladybugs and daisies, and i want it to say ladybug ladybug fly away home and he is amazing, it will be perfect It's gonna hurt like hell.

Why Do I Listen To Certain People?
(In a fubar mumm) needahug said: i am lookin for a serious mind lady that will have fun on cam as well as being live . i can b reach at yahoo .com under michaeljthehandyman . let us tlk an play if u like to , Rev said: If the money is right, I can be a serious minded lady for you. [image] Melodramatist said: Dare any of you mother fuckers to chat him on yahoo... Rev said: Alllll righty then. Melodramatist said: ahahahaha (Me, now on yahoo) donkeygod69: Are you there?michaeljthehandyman: yes drlove love: where is ur camdonkeygod69: I saw your post on fubar... is it just women you're looking for?drlove love: yesdonkeygod69: What if I pretended to be a woman? Would that work for you?drlove love: no not real donkeygod69: C'mon dude, open your horizons a bit - I'm real good at being a woman, everybody says so...drlove love: but i love pussy onlydonkeygod69: I'm sure you do... but it's online, it's not like you're actually gonna get any pussydonkeygod69: You could

I Filled A Huge Trash Can With Weeds Today....and Lots Of Other Stuffs *dances*
BACK GARDEN 7-27-2011 Planted; Rambling Red Stripe (cherry type red and green striped very sweet) in Buffalo Loam soil, strange stuff that soil…lite but holds water well…we’ll see how the tomato performs. Strawberries; Quinaul-spread 18” high yield if protected for birds (yes, I bought bird netting today *grin) Fragaria-grown more for it’s pink flowers it spreads 24” and fruits rarely. Fertilized All veggies and herbs (except Rambling Red Stripe) with Happy Frog tomato and vegetable. All flowers with Fertilome Blooming and Rooting. I’m very blessed and will continue to take pictures. It’s been a crazy season weather wise and I’ve heard of a few people that have lost their entire gardens *sad face* HAPPY WEEDING…try to stay cool and drink lots of water!!!

An Open Letter To Men On Fubar:
Hey, you. Yes, you. I'm going to cut to the chase: flirting with me makes me want to block you. I don't want to have to block you, but I'm not here to be your object of desire, your plaything, your online relationship, or your reason for existence. Aside from not understand quite what you see in me, I'm simply not interested. I don't want to be picked up, I don't want to plan a future with you, I'm not interested in meeting you, and I have no desire whatsoever to see your cock. Surprised? Why? If you walked up to me in the street, I can guarantee you wouldn't say, "hey sexy, how big are your tits?" or "is your daddy a thief? Because he must have stolen the stars to make your eyes sparkle." or "Am I in heaven? Because you my dear are an angel." Your opening line wouldn't be to unzip your pants and show me your cock in broad daylight. If you asked me out for coffee and I politely declined, you wouldn't call me a cunt, slut, ugly fat bitch, ho, whore, skank, fuwhore, blingslut or what

Just An Update.
it's been awhile since ive done some sort of update blog, so here goes. my capitalization still doesnt work, i see. blake: soccer season is under way and he is paying more attention this year. it's great lung exercise for him. he just had his 4 year boosters yesterday. it's hard to believe lil man is 4. he is doing well. we are so blessed. his weight has hit a plateau, though. he's so active. we had to up the pediasure to twice a day, trying to keep the feeding tube away. great news from the cystic fibrosis clinic...they are now working on finding a way to make pulmozyme into an inhaler instead of the almost 30 minute breathing treatment! that would eliminate 1 treatment a day! he still has almost a year of negative readings with his tobi before he can go off of it for awhile. it's a twice a day, 28 days on, 28 days off breathing treatment. he's getting taller...finally! he's my lil hero. :) khloe: omgosh! she is growing so fast! she turned 2 in august and such the lil diva!

Did I Make A Mistake?
I'm starting to panic a little bit now about doing a degree that doesn't seem to have much of a career prospect (European Studies and International relations) I mean cmoon it's not like I'm gonna go on to be a diplomat or anything (also because I HATE learning new languages and refuse to). I was looking at some internships and work experience/insight programmes and they all seem to be business/bank based. *Sigh* But those jobs have a lot of what I'm looking for...apart from the NUMERICAL skills bit! I mean I'm not bad at maths if I'm taught it, but I'm NOT being taught it which is the thing and I don't really plan on learning anymore maths either. So much for my dream/made-up job of travelling internationally to work for a big ol' corporate company or something.I dunno why I thought I'd like that though, business sounds boring. I like history, politics and culture. Whut the frick am I gonna dooooo?

Lmao
this is probably one of those "you had to be there thangs" but omfg im in tears. ash posted the wrong comment inna football mumm... EvilA said: Most people will never get their happily ever after because they are too focused on Hollywood's version of what that is.To get to your happily ever after in the world of normal people, you have a certain level of dedication and commitment. MASokYst said: so... you're picking pittsburgh? EvilA: I am doing bio work. We have fake patients with fake symtoms pop up. While I was in the MuMM, I lost my patient to cardiac arrest because I failed to take the proper measures in accessing him. 10:28am more To EvilA: LMFAO 10:29am reply EvilA: Now you go tell his fucking family! 10:29am To EvilA: /ded

Most Ridiculous Item Of The Day...
Yes my friends this is getting to a new low and I think we just might have it. This picture below was taken from an auction that is currently in progress. This is just for 20 BLING CREDITS. That's right 20 stinking credits. Check out what's being offered: I figure at the rate this is going, someone will be giving head for 20 credits next. God forbid it was a FuPony. Think about it... Also I'm working on another wild faker blog, this one with a twist. Just more proof you never know what or who you're dealing with sometimes...but that's the later. Have a good week! Peace.

Fubar Nights (parody Of Summer Nights)
To the Tune of Summer Nights from Grease.... [Danny]Fubar lovin' had me a blast[Sandy]Fubar lovin' happened so fast[Danny]I met a girl crazy for me[Sandy]Met a boy cute as can be[Both]Spend the days working away but oh those Fubar nights[Everyone]Uh Well-a well-a well-a huh[Thunderbirds]Tell me more, tell me more[Doody]Does she have a tongue ring? [Pink Ladies]Tell me more, tell me more[Marty]Did he buy you some bling?[Everyone]Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh[Danny]She messaged me, acting so coy[Sandy]He responded, smiling with joy[Danny]I pimped her out, got her to scroll[Sandy]He helped me some by fighting off a troll[Both]Fubar fun, and something's begun, but uh-oh those Fubar nights[Everyone]Uh well-a well-a well-a huh[Pink Ladies]Tell me more, tell me more[Frenchy]Is he kind of cute?[Thunderbirds]Tell me more, tell me more[Kenickie]Does she have a salute?[Everyone]Uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh[Danny]I Bought her a drink, from the Fu-Bar[Sandy]Showed me his collection of th

Seeking Bailey
Everyone on here that knows me or of me knows I am bi-sexual and I see alot of womens pictures from all over the internet. So yes I look at girls but anyway I ran across a profile and was also informed called Baileys Fubar (http://fubar.com/8130943) and as I was there I noticed she had all of these pictures marked private and if you wanted to see this or that it was either a rockstar for this folder or a God mode for this one and so on. Fuck guys you can see them for free @ www.prettynu.com/free/pics/baileys/room.html ... Just scroll down to the bottom where all of the links are and you have it. Stop being a fucking idiot. What I noticed was that most of them were older guys, which is cool everyone needs to get it off once in a while but Seriously. I mean WTF. I sent her an email asking her was she actually saying these pictures were of her and she responded in a oh yes BLOCKED me. Anyway for free you can see them and stop paying for something that is already out there. Hey I may hav

Halloween Salutes 2012
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EVERYONE! :) As some of you know, I will be entering the fu 2012 halloween contest this year *dances* 75% of the costume is made by ME!!! I will totally be begging for comments and rates n stuff as soon as I get my picture into the contest page and it is accepted. I figured since I'm already dressing up I might as well do a few salutes for friends n stuffs...if you want one, please let me know in this blog. If I missed giving you FREE bling for liking my artpage, please let me know. Several people liked me, but never sent a message....I really have no clue what your real name (FB) vs your fubar name, unless you tell me. ERM... I think that is all for now...I really should try and get some sleep... Until next time.. xxoo ~Summer

Chinese Thanksgiving
For the last three years Ive been going to my aunts house for Thanksgiving, and there have been a Chinese couple there (Penphen and his wife Lin) spending the evening with us. This year Penphen brought his parents with. From my understanding it was their first time here in the states. So they were experiencing things for the first time, simple things too. They dont have grass, so his mom and dad actually had my aunt bring out their lawn mower so they could cut grass. Penphen's father is 77, and Ive never seen someone smile so much while cutting grass. His wife didnt seemed as thrilled by it though. Neither of his parents spoke English, so there was a LOT of "can you translate this" and "what did she say" during the evening. His mother noticed my tattoos and had to inspect them, I learned my Japanese tattoos are actually Chinese! My confusion there was that I ACTUALLY BOUGHT A JAPANESE DICTIONARY to get these tats, so I would KNOW for SURE what it said. Well, on t

Sounds Like Fun
8:30am reply KGB Anonum...: how far is that from st mary's? my brothers are there 8:31am more To KGB Anonum...: the hospital? about 10 minutes. My brothers live not too far from there too. 8:32am reply KGB Anonum...: st marys is a city or town 8:33am more To KGB Anonum...: well, now thats a drive from here. Dont know exactly how far,but it aint that close. 8:33am reply KGB Anonum...: figure i come n put ya in a choke hold n someone takes a pic for fu whynot 8:34am more To KGB Anonum...: its fine to talk shit from across an ocean...you got my address. Use it. 8:35am reply KGB Anonum...: only if yu cooperate lol 8:35am reply KGB Anonum...: im not comin all the way there if yu dont cooperate 8:35am more To KGB Anonum...: you got all you needed....cant be more cooperative than that 8:36am reply

Touche Pussycat.
No shit. I'm writing a blog. So how has everyone been? Did you all miss me? Probably not. That's fine, with Fubar especially is out of sight, out of mind. To those who family cut me or did whatever - thank you, at least now I know what you are about. It didn't take long for me to come back and get hit with some crazy. How about a Top 20 lifetime member that is a dude but he's not really the dude we all know and love/hate. That's definitely being looked into, the Catfish of all Catfish... Also there apparently is another anonib.com kind of site out there that is using NSFW or damn near close to it of Fubar girls again. That's predictable. There's more flesh here at any given hour than on most porn sites. The quality of that sure hasn't changed... I see there are mass fakes too. That's predictable also. Are morons still spending money on them? Probably. Even in 2013 people are naive and stupid.. Speaking of stupid I just want to post again for the record my upmost hatred and loathi

Crazymakers
the following is material quoted from the artist's way by julia cameron. (you might be familiar with the book - i can't say i appreciate all of it, but this one part seems especially relevant to me.) A thing creatives do to avoid being creative is to involve themselves with crazymakers. Crazymakers are those personalities that create storm centers. They are often charismatic, frequently charming, highly inventive, and powerfully persuasive. And, for the creative person in their vicinity, they are enormously destructive. You know the type: charismatic but out of control, long on problems and short on solutions. Crazymakers are the kind of people who can take over your whole life. To fixer-uppers, they are irresistible: so much to change, so many distractions... If you are involved with a crazymaker, you probably know it already, and you certainly recognize the thumbnail description on the paragraph above. Crazymakers like drama. If they can swing i

Can You Comment On This Blog?
Something appears to be broken with my blogs. While I do have it set that anyone can comment, when people attempt to leave a comment nothing happens. So if you are reading this, and even if you arent. Leave a comment, even if it is just a string of Qqqqqqqqqq that will work.

Untitled
Another poem I wrote a few years back.I hope you enjoy it. Maybe someone can help me with a title for it :) Always, Steven Lee Untitled At night I dream of you, Coming to be by my side. I see your silhouette at first; I watch your calm, quick glide. Vivid images; Pictures in my mind. My night's love, my passion; All in you I shall find. Once again, you'll whisper to me, "Hello, my dear. " Your touch eases me, Removing any fear. Your gaze meets mine; The warm look in your eyes, It melts my heart. From now on Nothing but blue skies! Tonight you romance me; Our bodies entwine. I enter; you gasp! Our souls combine. A touch here, a tickle there, It enthralls me; I am captivated. Our bodies move, the motion constant; My body's completely activated. Throughout the night Our passion flows, Coming together, My emotion grows. For you, in dreams, Oh, how I care. But when morning comes, I am left in despair. Anther night gone and passed

"what A Kiss Means"
"what a kiss means" Kiss on the stomach = Im ready Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever" Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" Kiss on the Lips = I love you" What the gesture means... Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go" Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain love you" Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" --Advice-- Dont ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

Loving Again
Goodness, I sit here daily on my computer. My life on Aol, and Ct, seems somehow to make my life a little easier. I am perfectly content with my mondane lifestlye.. I learned long ago to live life alone , that I didn't need a man to make me feel complete or whole. So I keep my distance from men. Alway's at arms length! I Made a vow to myself , that I would live the rest of my life alone. I thought it not fair to laden a man with my baggage. So living my last days alone was fine with me. Well, a while ago, I met this "Fine Gentleman". We started talking and I was feeling something that wasn't supposed to happen..I had built the finest walls that Witches can make.. Built of the best concrete and steel that I can conjour up... As each day passed we talked more and more. Getting to know each other well.. I noticed there were little cracks. I wasn't all too happy with these little cracks, now in my walls. Was I losing my touch? I have a special place that I have stored some v

Update
at home...they found a 90% blockage near my heart and was going to try to unblock it...with a stent.Well that didnt work.I hope to get better at home and the nest few weeks will be tough.Keep me in your prayers...sometime today I hope to be bak online to send out some comments and chat a little.Hospice will be out today also.Love you all Ray

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Celebrity Look-alikes
I found a cool site that you can upload an image to and it will tell you which celebrities you look like in the photo. So I'm playing around with it... So far, here are my results. Do you agree with any of these findings? I'm also curious who the site tells you that you look like. If you don't mind, please scan your photo and send me a link to where I can see your results. Thanks! :) XoXoX, BB http://www.myheritage.com http://www.myheritage.com http://www.myheritage.com

Sorry I Haven't Been Around
My grandfather had a second heart attack. The decided he didn't have to have any more stints, but then his heartbeat became irregular. So they gave him a pacemaker/defibrilator. He was all ready to come home and he started bleeding. So they have to get that stopped. As I've mentioned a time or two, my grandfather is the greatest man I've ever known. He's a former marine that served in the Korean war. He's 79 years old and still does his own landscaping. He also builds custom furniture and restored an El Camino in his "spare time". Not to mention that he cares for my grandmother who has sever rhuematoid arthritis. So when granpa is down we have to step in to take care of her. Now on to my issues...as most of you know I had a breast cancer scare. Well its not breast cancer but it is something they're concerned about. Once again I'm undiagnosed but they do have me on a type of radiation shot, that I'm allergic too of course. Anyway I'm still smiling, just plugging alon

Crowd Pleasers©
I love being unpredicable. Not in a dangerous way but always trying to keep it exciting. Those of you that know me may have heard me mention I am a bedroom Dom. Most cringe at that word but allow me to put you at ease. I am NOT a sadist. I don't get off hurting my playtoy. To me a bedroom Dom is learning all about you. What turns you on,drives you wild,knowing your deepest,darkest fantasies and knowing I am the one that will explore with you. Being a bedroom DOm is know all of those things the doing them when and how I want...(evil grin). Traveling for work like I do makes a relationship almost impossible. My quantity days are over and I want quality. So my call to her at work caught her totally by suprise. We have talked for what seemed like ages online but our schedules never seemed to click. I asked her to lunch so that we could finally meet. I was going to be in town for the night and wanted to finally stare into those eyes. Agreeing to meet for lunch I now wondered about the

Figging....you Should Read...smiles..comments Required
Paraphrased from and article by Master Michael (I couldnt put it better myself so I wont Figging, anal play using ginger root, seems to be an art that is increasingly ignored. Maybe it's because there isn't enough information passed on about it or perhaps with the advent of fancy salves, chemicals and potions that can mimic ginger, lifestylers don't want to take the time needed to prepare for this activity. Either reason precludes a pleasurable and memorable experience. While there is still controversy as to the origins and reasons to figging, it is fairly well agreed upon that it dates back to the Victorian era. Mentions of figging can be found in some Victorian literature. Back in those days, the Victorians were a fairly bawdy, perverted, kinky bunch behind closed doors. Caning, a very popular form of punishment, especially for the female miscreant, was elevated to an art form itself. There is evidence that figging actually had it's beginnings when ginger was used in a caning

Freedom
As I sit here and ponder on the days events and thoughts, I wonder how many actually carry people from Cherry Tap with you through out your daily routines and lives. I was given a chance to escape for awhile today when a set of keys were thrown to me and the words "Go, free yourself" were spoken as I grasps the incoming pieces of brass and plastic. I looked to my partner with a question in my mind and alls I got was "later, you need it". I reached in my wrecker, grabbed my riding gear, threw it on, looked over to my hood and walked away. Cant be free with that thing on my head. Just dont feel the same with it. As I leaned the chrome and steal to me while throwing my leg over to the other side, I was already miles away. In went the keys, a twist clockwise, and the push of a button brought it to life. Pull the clutch in, drop the gear, release,throttle, and gone in a cloud of smoke knowing fool well where I was headed, the open road just a few blocks from my shop. As I leaned into t

Please Help Me Keep Spreading The Word!
I am in a giveaway for a 7 day blast. there is no time limit and I know its a lot to ask but I need to get to 65,000 comments...I am up to 1150 so far and I just started this afternoon. please stop by and leave even just 1 comment and PLEASE repost this so everyone sees it. This blast is to further spread the support to survivors of pregnancy and infant loss. PLEASE find it in your heart to help me by clicking the pic below and leaving some comments. THANK YOU!!

Are You Anti- American ? Read This And See.
In case we find ourselves starting to believe all the anti- American sentiment and negativity, we should remember England's Prime Minister Tony Blair' s words recently: When asked by one of his Parliament members why he believes so much in America , he said: "A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in .. And how many want out." Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: 1. Jesus Christ 2. The American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. please leave comments.

Can This Be For Real??
It was just brought to my attention by a friend that her daughter came home from school one day distraught over something she had learned at school. It seems that she is learning that insurance companies are now telling women that if they follow through with a pregnancy that tests show will end with a baby with mental disablities that insurance will not cover that baby. I guess the idea is have an abortion and start over. If there is ANY amount of truth to this...I am OUTRAGED!! There are SOOO MANY parents out there that would be HAPPY to have a baby PERIOD....and since when are we all supposed to be "perfect" anyway? I told my friend to try to get more info about it like if there is a group fighting this or if there are specific insurance companies named. Please tell me your thoughts.

Calendar Hottie!!!
I am currently in a calendar contest/ Playing Card Contest. and want to win first place to make it as The March Hottie... but I need your help! If you would be so kind and vote for me. You may vote a few times a day for me! Go to -Tristatehotties.com Go to- "Calendar Contest" - Vote for Miss Lush! ALSO Go to- " Playing Card Contest"- Also vote Miss Lush. I'm currently located in "6" Please help me out! I'll be in RIX Magazine as well as the calendar. I am thanking everyone in advance! Let me know you voted too!!

Im Thinking Of Leaving
Yes and this isnt some sad attempt to get attention but the thought is running in and out of my head.. yes im really getting tired.. of the bullshit. there really is alot of mean people on here. and for some reason all the backstabbing girls hate me and i have done nothing to them. people will do anything to get to the top and step on everyone in their way. thats not me.. yes i have enjoyed gettin past the to 50 mark and got to #37 that was great. but im not goin to make enemies just to make it anyfurther. but just to let you know that the thought is still there. Tiff

Blackberry Winter©
It's called a "Blackberry Winter". Sometime around the first part of April there comes along a late winter blast. It's a country term that gets it's name from the time in which the blackberries start to ripen. The weather is warm during the day with the evenings being cool sweater weather. The air always smells so clean and crisp yet warm on the face. The evenings are much cooler, sometimes down right cold. You still get the smell of burning wood from the fireplaces teasing the nose, mingling with the first smells of spring. Sometimes it can be a surprisingly cold blast. They week following Easter got the entire country. Even down south in Texas it got cold. True snuggling weather, among other things.... You know how I love to plan adventures. This time I wanted to stun her. Take her to new levels and feelings never known to her. The weather man said it was gonna get cold. In fact, on Saturday I don't think it got out of the 40's. Perfect temperature for a room full of candles,

Used & Done....
What more could that title mean? What more could I hope by even caring? This blog is the only outlet I have to rant sooo rant I shall...any spelling or grammer mistakes are due to me and those that have issues with it .... oh f*ck off! LOL! Some time you got to laugh instead of cry.... I am so sick of being used for who I am what I am. My screen name needs to change for good because I am not feeling much like an angel at this point and really I could give a shit less. Speaking in that sense my damn wings are burnt so far down that there are feathers left! I have no more in me to protect those that I love or that need me. Every time I turn around someone is needy for me...WTF? These same people cant seem to get their crap straight and I just cannot keep going. and there are those out there that wonder why I am/want to go into the Coast Guard? Least there I know I am doing something positive!!! Lets get real people...there are those out there that are a drain and they won't tak

Aww You're Wussy Hurts Why?
Before I do what I do best...which is bitch about dumb shit...lol..I first wanted to thank all of those who sent their birthday wishes. I have managed to send thank u cards to those who sent gifts and returned as many of the comments I could get to...those that didn't fall off the page. I just wanted you to know how much I appreciate you..... Now...on to my rant! Some of my best material comes from the bulletins...so I'll choose some of my favorites: "DOWNRATER ALERT" - We now have to alert the whole site that someone thinks you or your kid, or your dog is not a perfect 10? What a waste of time...some people on site actually give what they consider to be an honest opinion. Sure, some do it just to be a jack off but in the whole scheme of things....how does it affect your day? Now, before you start griping that I don't get low rated...lmmfaoooo!! I've had enough 1's to pass around to all of my friends...lmmfao!! However, when I rate, it's always a 10 or 11....I figure if t

Wanna Be In Movies? Heheheh
I'm looking for the TOP 20 repeat MuMMs for my next movie presentation. So, over the next week or so I'm asking all my buddies and their buddies and their buddies' buddies to tell me in this blog what MuMMs are the most repeated. The order they will appear in will depend on how many people mention them. If you know of anyone else who's sick of repetitive MuMMs please direct them to this blog and ask them to comment. Those who choose the top 5 will recieve a mention in the credits, heheheh. Thanks a bunch. MuMMers fucking ROCK...

The Hottest 100 Ct Females
Every time i see a gorgeous, beautiful woman on this site, im adding her to this list. She has to be hot and gorgeous though, and its someone i pick, so dont ask to be added to this list. If you think you are that hot, email me and ill be the judge. Just dont get offended if i dont added you. This list might make me look shallow, but that's not im intention. If you want to look at that persons profile, just click their name (If you see a verified logo, it means person has salute photo on their profile and u can click the logo to go to their salute photo). Here we go: 1-Lindsay 2-Suzi 3-Erin 4-Chelle 5-Louise AKA Aussie Goddess 6-Angel 7-Jamie

Reality Check!
It never ceases to amaze me ho wwomen are...both on here and in the world about. They pass up something good for a muscle-bound dim-wit or rich mama's boy. Then they act surprised when they are neglected or abused. Don't women have sel-esteem anymore or any sense of self-worth? Here is a clue........ The steriod junkies love their muscles more than you. The rich mama's boys covet their possesions more than they ever will you. Both will dump you for the first new girl to blink her eye or shake her ass. Here's another clue.......most of those profiles are fake. Wake up!!! I am not a steriod junkie. I am tall and lean. I am in no way a rich mama's boy as I have no contact with my family...after years of abuse i distanced myself from them. I am something more and I consider myself above those superficial shallow shells of a man. I am reality.plain and simple. Someone who would put you above even himself if his heart is given and accepted and the love found therein returned. I do not

Juggalo'rly?
Ok, I gotta say that I'm bored with this jugga shit already. I got some attempted abuse by a couple of the CT Juggalo Mafia on Saturday night, and instead of ignoring it I took the childish road and stoked the fires. But this is my point. It's fucking childish. I mean, I'm 37 next month - way too fucking old to be acting like some high school kid with petty name calling. And for what? Because a couple of CT Juggalo Mafia dudes called me gay and a faggot, etc... now, I don't about any of you guys reading this, but I don't even see how being called gay is an insult. Maybe I'd keep this shit up if it was in good humour or something, I like that kinda shit, but all these people do is call me a fag. It's ALL they've got and frankly I'm more than fuckin bored with this shit. From now on I'm gonna ignore completely these guys. They DON'T have a sense of humour and I'm not about just insulting people for the sake of it. I know that some of you guys have had my back on this and I want

My Boobies :/
I can't help but be a little fed up with the vulgar messages I recieve about my boobs. I am fully aware that they are large but this does not give people the right to make certain comments and talk to me in such a rude manner. Im not talking about 'nice boobs' or 'theyre big' comments.. more the 'hello my big titted friend' and 'can i titty fuck you' comments... and even those are tame compared to some. Its rude. You wouldn't say that to someone on the street so why say it to a lady online? I do not put myself across in a slutty way, I have no nsfw photos up so I feel angry at this all. Ive met so many great people on here.. just ashame some people are such perverted assholes :/ Love to you all. (not the pervs obv :P ) XX

Confessions Of A Ratings Whore
I read a lot of MuMMs and other commentary just bashing the hell out of the "ratings whores"....lemme tell some of you something... "Judge not yet thee be judged". I choose that because I am amazed at how many people think that all the "ratings whores" do is beg for rates and add's. Funny thing is, many of these women can and will actually hold a conversation when online. Not just a "rate me" conversation either, some of these women are involved in really neat projects, however those of you who bash them have not taken the time to get to know them. How does that make you better than your perception of them? It doesn't, I think it makes YOU more shallow than you think they are. Secondly....these same "ratings whores" actually go out, comment and rate profiles and pictures. They do not ask for that which they are not willing to give. Furthermore...some of you do not have an issue with the top members or "ratings whores" when you want your shit reposted. I mean things like

Just Say It...kthx...
...and the song pretty much sums it up. Lately there seems to be a rash of this going on around here, or maybe even it was there all along for the most part but I guess I didn't realize it until it was affecting me so much personally. I just want to take this time to, yet again, make people think before they act and try to bring some light to a pretty damn dark situation. ..as many of you are aware, my recent "personal" *cough cough* relationship situation has taken a bit of a change of late and without naming any names *cough cough,* I'd like to address not that in and of itself because it's really not anyone's buisness to be displayed in a public forum; at least that's my opinion on that matter anyways and I have and will continue not to do such things. But latley the "rumor mongers" and "whisperers" have taken it upon themselves to try to create a sea of drama surrounding this situation, at least that's what I hear or see or pick up on anyways. Funny because NOT A SINGLE PERSON (

~dragonfly~
Symbolism of a Dragonfly Tattoo Here are opinions and answers from FAQ Farmers: I have one and it's for good luck. The artist who did my dragonfly tattoo told me that it symbolizes freedom. The dragon fly is symbolic for change and being okay with it. Here is a story: The Dragonfly Once, in a little pond, in the muddy water under the lily pads, there lived a little water beetle in a community of water beetles. They lived a simple and comfortable life in the pond with few disturbances and interruptions. Once in a while, sadness would come to the community when one of their fellow beetles would climb the stem of a lily pad and would never be seen again. They knew when this happened; their friend was dead, gone forever. Then, one day, one little water beetle felt an irresistible urge to climb up that stem. However, he was determined that he would not leave forever. He would come back and tell his friends what he had found at the top. When he reached the top and climbed out

The Dream
The Dream I thought of my love as I slept last night, she's so far away and I wanna hold her tight I wondered if she thought of me just the same, to dream of me, whisper and call out my name, I travelled to her and to my surprise, I saw her staring right into my eyes A picture of me she held it near, and on her face I could see the tears I had to go back to the place I lay and hope that night would soon turn to day When morning came my love I did call, I ran to the phone that was placed on the wall My heart raced, I dialed, the phone started to ring, an answer, "Hello" her voice did sing I came to you my love as I layed and I slept, "I know" she said and apologized, "there was something I kept" "It's something I'll keep with me and cherish so dear, your heart now I have so your love will be near" We cried, then silence, she said "now what do we do, for I know the love shared between me and you" I said "keep it my love, cuz soon I'll return, but don't give it back cuz there's

Me Shakin My Bootay! Lol
Who says white girls can't dance??? lol I made this one cause a friend of mine said white girls can't dance...hmmm...what do you think??? lol This is me just messin around too, I dance probably 3 times a week for exercise lol Oh and the cam stalled out when I shaked my hips too fast lol, I was moving when it looks like I'm not lmao

Family
WE southerners have a saying "we may fight amongst ourselves but nobody else better lay a hand on you. northerns refer to us as rednecks and Hillbilly's We refer to northerners as them damn yankees. big city feller's...LOL But on 911 when The Towers were attacked, I was dumb founded. How could this happen? My Heart Broke! Then I got Angry! Because I may not ever meet one person from New York or Pensilvania but they are part of my American Family. My siblings so to speak. **click** **news** The footage on tv the fire,the smoke, the images on the screen just wouldn't register, people jumping out windows. These are my brothers and sisters.I have never felt so helpless. There was this sick feeling in the pit of my stomach. It is something that I will never forget. I couldn't if I wanted to.becouse it cut me deep and left a scar that I will always carry with me. My thought s and prayers go out to those who have lost love ones and to the countless heros that stepped up that day, an

Missing Photos
Hey fubarBarians, Yes, photos are disappearing...but it's merely database problems and babyj and his team are working to fix the error. **YOUR PHOTOS SHOULD RETURN AFTER ONE HOUR OF THE START OF THE PROBLEM.** We are not stealing or deleting your photos, so please try not to worry, and please be as patient as you can. Technical issues happen, and it's unfortunate, but we are aware of the issues and they are being dealt with accordingly. **AND TRUST ME, BABYJ KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING** Thanks in advance for your patience and support as we make fubar better for all. Cheers! the Intern, fubar Family member PS. CANT RATE PHOTOS RIGHT NOW? WE KNOW ABOUT IT. WE DISABLED IT OURSELVES TO DO SOME WORK WITHOUT OVERLOADING THE DATABASE...SO BE PATIENT, IT WILL BE BACK UP SOON.

Friend Requests
I just want to say that I have met a lot of great people and some really good friends here on Fubar/Cherrytap. I love you all but I have been getting alot of friend requests lately and just want to say that if you think your going to see dirty pictures of me or something your not, sorry. I dont have any naked pictures I like to be sexy but as far as the skin showin my default picture is about all youll see of me. So please dont bother sending me a friend request unless you see some things we have in common I am definitely a good friend to have I will help you out anyway I can but I am not 1 of these point whores selling my fuckin body to level so thankyou but please move on if thats what your here for. Thankyou for your time!

Stroke Today
I just got back from vacation to the beach with my family from Grenada -- and tonight I just got a call from my Mom. I found out that my favorite Uncle - Uncle Clarence - had a stroke. I can't believe it - I just saw him two days ago at the beach... He is a vibrant man - 75 years old. It's amazing to even think that he is that "old". He's had mini-strokes in the past, but he is healthy and active. He's my mom's favorite brother and my favorite uncle. He's been there for her thru thick and thin (he was the father she never had. And on vacation... he drank me under the table! I had to laugh - I make sure that I don't accident sip HIS drink - I'd pass out (just kidding). He is paralyzed on one side and I am devastated. He's so far away that I can't be there to hold his hand and give him a kiss. PLEASE - if you read this tonight - pray for him - Clarence Searles - in Wayne NJ. Thanks guys. Thurs 8 a.m. - I talked with my Mom this morning and my uncle has been moved to t

Our Very Own Up For Grabs Bid Ladies Have Fun
Ok ladies up for bidding our very own :D Anything goes he has no limit on what he will do for highest bidder! Bidding starts at 6pm till 9pm bids can be place in fubucks, vips, big pimping gifts, and or blasts anything well be accepted for bids! Winnings will be paid to me Tesha and he is not urs until u have paid me the fubucks all other items gifts vips blast all go to the man! any questions plz ask and ladies bid away who wouldnt want this HOTT MAN!!!

Memorable Walk In The Park (straight)
Memorable Walk in the Park (Straight) I was be out walking through a park, down a long, winding path. It was at dusk, nearly dark. Being late in the day, most people have already gone on home. About a mile down the path, I see a rather attractive lady, sitting there reading a book. She is wearing a light blouse and loose-fitting shorts and tennis shoes. I slow my pace, taking my time approaching her. I want to get a good look at her. I am almost to her, as she looks up. I just smile and say, " you are almost out of light for reading". She smiles back saying "I got lost in the story, not realizing how late it has gotten". I tell her my name, she does the same. We chat about how warm the weather has finally turned. I ask if I may join her on the bench, she smiles and nods, pointing to the empty place beside her. We sit there watching all the different birding fluttering around. I tell her it looks like the birds are appreciating the end of the cold evenings. Sh

Blood Album
I recently added some awesome pictures to an album marked Blood Pictures. They are NSFW and you can look if you want. I find them very sexy and erotic not only because of the blood but because of the excellent photography. Someone told me the pictures were weird and I may be a little disturbed, and that he didn't find death and suicide hot. So my question to my mummer riends who know me best, am I sick and twisted? (Damn, I so should have sent this to Ask Chantilly)

The Teacher Is In (straight)
The Teacher Is In (Straight) Maggie had always been on the shy side and not really the type to draw lots of attention from the guys in school. She was on the short side, only 5’ 2” and full figured, with thick hair just below her shoulders. She had dated a few guys over the years, but nothing bold or adventurous. So her knowledge of intimate activities was really limited. With the vast internet now at her finger tips, she sees all the variations and terminology. So many men coming at her from every direction with strange requests and questions. The whole idea has her overwhelmed. She was just in her mid twenties and now men of all ages, from all over the world, seemed interested in her. Then one day, she gets an email from a man about 15 years older than her, but he seems to have nothing but compliments. This is unlike the constant scary emails full of rude questions, she has come accustomed to. He even included a nice full body picture of himself, not just

Our Reality, Our Story
Until August of last year if you would've asked me I would've told you that people who meet on the internet and end up starting a relationship are all crazy. Then on August third I found a picture of this beautiful girl sitting on some rocks in front of a waterfall. I left her an ordinary comment about loving the sound of flowing water (not expecting any kind of response) and the next thing i knew we were talking for about ten or twelve hours a day! well the more we talked the more we began to realize how much alike we are. After about a month we decided to take the next step and meet in person. so here I was flying across the country to meet someone i had never been able to look in the eye. I dare say I've never been so nervous in my life, about half way there I started thinking I must be crazy, what was I doing! I can't begin to explain the feeling I had when that plane landed in Utah. But as soon as I crested that escalator and saw her standing there I was a little more at ease, and

White People Like Not Getting Jokes
Earlier, I mentioned Stuff White People Like, which is my favorite blog du jour. There are currently 78 things that white people like. I tallied my tastes, and it seems I'm quite fond of 56 of these things. I keep going back to the blog, and I cannot tear myself away from the comments. They are all about the same, but they simultaneously horrify and fascinate me. The blog chronicles, essentially, things upper middle class professionals like - quasi-diverse things that educated people with a fair amount of expendable income enjoy. Coffee, Recycling, Organic food, Knowing what's best for poor people, Study-abroad, and so forth. While subtly poking fun at these things, it points out how people who think they're very forward-thinking and hip are really all just doing the same relatively banal shit. The blog is written from a satirical vantage point of helping "non-white" people understand and better manipulate their "white" friends. It shouldn't be necessary to point out that the

Up For Auction
I'm up for auction for the very first time. Stop by and check it out. Just click on the picture below to place a bid. Auction ends 4/6/08. HERE IS WHAT THAT GIRL IS OFFERING..... ~FU-owned in my name for the time that you own me ~Rate entire stash during happy hour over the course of the time that you own me. ~Pimpout of you in my blog as long as I'm/You're on Fubar. ~Pimpout of you in bulletins once a week for the time you own me. ~Add you to my family for the time that you own me. ~Rate your photo's 11's daily until all rated if bid contains VIP. ~At least 2 profile comments per week from me. ~SFW salute ~Link to your profile in the about me section of my page ~Yahoo screen name Here is the normal link as I've had some complaints about the pic link not working. [ fubar.com photo: 2468005301 ] or copy and paste this link in your browser: http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1413636&i=2468005301

Grandparents
Hey...my grandparents live in mississippi. Their house burned down earlier today. Due the the storms and a tornado...a tree was knocked over onto electrical lines and the house. They are alive and shaken...please keep them in your prayers...

Kids And A Can Of Pop
Since I know he won't post this, I will. So this morning Calli almost walks in on James in the bathroom, but tells him that she has a pop for him. So he comes downstairs, and she's gotten a pop out for him, and one for her. She asked him to open it up for her. Then she told him that she wanted to make coffee, so he helped her make him coffee, although he really didn't want any at the time. Then, tonight, after supper, Calli asked him if he was done with his plate, and then took his plate from him and took it to the kitchen for him. While I was typing this, my oldest daughter was eating a piece of garlic bread and decided that she didn't want it. She asked around a little bit to ask if someone wanted it, but didn't ask James. Calli chimes in "You didn't ask James!!!" and acted all indignant about it. Sooo.. he still calls the kids "its" and all, but he did admit that they're cute.

Ok
Does the internetz exist when I'm not on it? If anyone's remotely interested, I'm not about next week, due to reasons of not being about next week. So, erm, I thought I'd mention it. Not here. No funnies. Etc etc. There's a rumour going about that it's my birthday next week - it kinda is, but I'm celebrating it August this year, cos it's my 33rd, so I'm celebrating being 33 1/3rd in August instead, because it pleases me. So, erm, that's that. And if this looks sorta ghey and that to say these things - screw it, at least I blogged it, instead of MuMMing about it, eh?

Sandman -- The Complete Convo :p
Dude didn't even bother to look at my pro. Must have seen me scrolling or something and decided to hit me up in my sb. I'm so glad that I've opened it back up to dumbasses so that I can have some fun. You know how this works... climb up the ladder. ENJOY!!! ->SANDMAN: GROSS! Ya fucking freaky faggot! SANDMAN: mmmmm yea ->SANDMAN: Wow... seriously? SANDMAN: mmmmm yea am fingering my ass and strocking my cock right now ->SANDMAN: You would? Seriously? For me? SANDMAN: mmmmmmm yea ->SANDMAN: Just your fingers? I like bigger things. Got a flashlight? Would you shove that in your ass for me? SANDMAN: my fingers ->SANDMAN: As you can probably imagine, I have some trust issues, due to my past. ->SANDMAN: I'm not showing anything until I hear what you'll do. I want to know that you'll shove something up your ass for me, and what, before I show you anything. We'll have to hurry though. I'm not home alone for much longer. SANDMAN: got to see u frist i have be

Bye
Sitting here crying i don't want to say goodbye - just so long for now. Having way to many money issues in my life that i need to get straightened out. Don't know when i'll be back - hopefully soon - we'll see. I will be posting Drew's and Papi's bulletins one more time before i sign off. doubt that anyone will read this or even care - if not so be it. Bye.

Round 12!!
Name that tune! Band and song title! First to comment gets 5k FuBucks! I will be playing this game all day so watch for my blogs in your bartabs! If you know the answer but don't want the bucks pls comment but don't give the answer so somebody can win the bucks! I took out the chorus lol gotta tuff it up! There's a hole in the wall With a light shining in And it's letting me know to get up It's time to begin Oh there is nothing to lose 'Cause it's already lost In a runaway world Of confusion I'm not gonna take it (Chorus)goes here :P I'm miles away I want to cry out loud I want to fight till the end I won't let 'em take me alive (Chorus)goes here :P

No Polution, No Noise
Lawn mower emit more polutants into the air than cars. Running a lawnmower for an hour emits the equivalent polution as driving 100 miles. For as long as I have owned my house this has been my means of cutting the grass: It is great exercise and I don't don't have to worry about waking the neighbors.

Ok Peeps
who agress with me that people have a right to speak their minds you shouldnt judge people what they say or how they feel about things life is to short to hate why not just get along but my boy spoke his mind and one peep judged him not cool be who you are dont hide anything the truth will always come out

Myspace
Just some practice for my my myspace page... dont have me on myspace yet? click this pic to go to my page.. BUT MAKE SURE U SEND A MSG WITH THE ADD REQUEST OR I WON'T ACCEPT THX ABOUT ME I am a few names I go by Kiri is what most of my online friends address me as...or Miranda and Cuffed. Which ever works for ya is fine with me. I am a single mother of a wonderful 3yr old boy. By wonderful I really me a spoiled little brat lol. I love him and he is now and will always be the most important thing in my life! I do have somebody special in my life. Things aren't exactly how I'd like them to be but we will get there. One day at a time. First and foremost I need to be able to stand on my own two feet! I want to get my life together the way I want it to be!INDEPENDANT! That's what I need to be first. Then I will bring that special some1 into my life completely. Full time in the flesh together. MUSIC

Butt
This morning as I got up to my floor in my building, I decided to check myself out in the floor mirror on the wall (my butt in particular). So I did the regular butt twirl back and forth, mostly checking if I had any dust on my butt from sitting on a concrete outside. And as a turned around, I see my neighbor standing on the left by the elevator, trying hard to look straight ahead and avoiding any eye contact. I said hi, and he answered back barely turning his head. I think my face turned totally red as a scurried to my place. Ughhh...

Court Cards
Your Astrological Court Card Queen of Swords Astrological Sign: Aquarius Element: Air Personality: idealistic, charitable, determined, influential, compassionate, friendly but sometimes impersonal Most suitable vocations: eco-warrior, new age teacher, healer, psychologist, painter, writer Most suitable lover or partner: King of Wands – Aries, Leo and Sagittarius Your Personality Court Card Queen of Cups Element: Water Personality: sensitive, reflective, warm, vulnerable, loving, romantic, imaginative, talkative Most suitable vocations: institution work, self-help organizations, poet, dancer, make-up artist, anything to do with illusion. Most suitable lover or partner: King of Pentacles – Capricorn, Virgo, and Taurus

Auctioning Off A 1 Week Blast Or 1 Month V.i.p
Ill be giving a 1 week blast or a 1 month V.I.P. to the highest bidder of fu bucks. The minimum begining bid will have to be at least 250k in fubucks....no lower. And Whomever has the highest bid by Sunday June 8th 2008 at 12pm(noon) will get this offer....to place your bid...leave a comment right here in this blog that way you can see all bids, if you choose you wanna bid on this. Good luck and have fun.. while your here.... im trying to level, you may as well rate fan or add me please lol

Moving!
That's right, bitches! I'm outta here! No, no... not out of FUBAR, I'm leaving my current base and going to another one. Goodbye CFB Borden and hello CFB Kingston! I'm finally starting my POET Course (Performance Objective Electronics Training) at the Canadian Forces School of Communications and Electronics (CFSCE). I'm both excited and nervous. I was originally slated to start this course on Sept 15, 2007. Unfortunately, I'm a dumbass and broke my knee. Now that it's healed, I'm going to be starting my POET on June 16th. I'm nervous because I haven't been in the right mentality for course. I'm out of "soldier" mode and in "going to work wearing green" mode. I don't think it will take too long to get myself back into the routine that I was in when I left basic training last August. The POET course is one of the most demanding courses in the CF. It has the highest failure rate (approx 30%) because of its intense academic nature. I will be challenged, but I believe I ha

Ghost
Well a ghost is talked about but never really seen. It’s what I’ll become very soon. I don’t know how long I’ll be MIA. In a couple of days I won’t be online anymore. I week later I’m turning my cell phone off. I won’t be gone forever. It might be for just a month. It might be for a year. Some might think I’m betraying them or it’s not fair, but it’s my choice and I have made it already. So… you want a reason why? The main reason is that I need a break and I feel I need to do it again. The last time I went ghost. I was gone for 1 year and a half, almost 2 years. During that time no one heard from me, not even close family members. So be happy for the time you knew me and just remember I’ll be back some time. for w/e reason my blog doesn't show up so I'll post a SFW one

Apology
I'm sending out an apology to six to seven friends of mine.I had made a mistake with a comment I sent out,that read 'Baby its my world,you just live in it'.What I did was copied and paste as many of you have done before,but this comment stood as I was thinking I was leaving another comment.I never did go back and checked to see the new comment.I'm sorry if I had left this comment on your page,which I did go back and deleted it on the pages of my friends.I have lost friends due to comments,which as a man I don't care what comments you put on my page.Many friends tell me they don't trip on these comments,well I guess I should think the other way hmmm.I sending this apology to a very special friend of mine which he/she would know if they do ever read my blog.My friends do mean a lot to me,but if they leave due to a bad comment nothing I can do.Again I do apologize for this mistake. Your friend forever....el crow.

Bewb Salute ???????????
ok here's the story..... i've had this chick in my shout box asking me for a bling pack. after a week or so i finally said i'll give u a bling pack for a bewb salute and this is what i got. now is it just me or is there something wrong with these pics? i for 1 do not think they r worthy of anything. please comment.

Cash Value/fubucks
CASH VALUE ON FUBUCKS: $1 = 50000 fubucks $5 = 250000 fubucks $10 = 500000 fubucks $20 = 1 million fubucks $50 = 2.5 million fubucks $100 = 5 million fubucks Breakdown ========================= VIP 1 month~~20 bucks ~~1 Million Fubucks 3 month~~50 bucks ~~2.5 Million Fubucks 6 month~~80 Bucks ~~4 Million Fubucks 12 month~~150 bucks ~~7.5 Million Fubucks ===================== Blast 1-day Blast $7.50 USD ~~375K Fubucks 3-day Blast $12.00 USD ~~600K Fubucks 7-day Blast $20.00 USD ~~1 Million Fubucks 30-day Blast $50.00 USD ~~2.5 Million Fubucks =============== Bling Packs Bling pack (12 Credits)~~ 11.99 (12) ~~599,500K Fubucks 25 Credit Bling Pack~~ 20 bucks ~~1 Million Fubucks 70 Credit Bling Pack~~50 bucks ~~2.5 Millioon Fubucks 150 Credit Bling Pack~~100 bucks ~~7.5 Million Fubucks ========================== Happy Hour HH~~ 100bucks ~~5 Million Fubucks ================== Tickers Ticker (1) ~~250K fubucks Ticker (4) ~~20 bucks ~~

Update
To all my friends and family: I just returned from the hospital after visiting my father. He is in the ICU after the surgery, but has been taken off the ventilator. He was relatively lucid, considering he is on morphine to ease the pain of the surgery. I spoke with several of his drs. and they told me that he was as good as could be expected for an 80 year old after surgery. His vital signs are good, but still has the blood poison, issues with his kidneys and a few other things that are being treated. They also mentioned that his stay will be quite lengthy, probably 7 weeks or more. So, rather than updating you on a daily basis, I will update you as things change. Thank you again to all of you for your sincere caring and thoughts.

Canada To Me
This morning i was watching a TV show where they were discussing the greatest Canadian who ever lived. Alot of important name came up. Even John Candy was mentioned LOL. They chose Pierre Trudeau. One of our former Prime Ministers. True he was important, and one hell of a hellraiser. But to me, Canada will always be Terry Fox. Terry Fox was born in Winnipeg, Manitoba, and raised in Port Coquitlam, British Columbia, a community near Vancouver on Canada's west coast. An active teenager involved in many sports, Terry was only 18 years old when he was diagnosed with osteogenic sarcoma (bone cancer) and forced to have his right leg amputated 15 centimetres (six inches) above the knee in 1977. While in hospital, Terry was so overcome by the suffering of other cancer patients, many of them young children, that he decided to run across Canada to raise money for cancer research. He would call his journey the Marathon of Hope. After 18 months and running over 5,000 kilometre

The "f" Word
Friends- how do you know who they are? What their motives are? Why they care? For years I have been really careful about who I surround myself with, since I don't believe in wasting my energy on someone who plainly doesn't give a shit. I am tired of telling someone about my problems when they don't really give a crap at all. I am tired of people pretending to like me just to completely disappear on me. I always try to think back and think of the words they said and if those words were at all truthful. In college I had a good friend that I always talked to, took all classes together, and felt completely compatible with. I shared all my thought and problems with her, and never noticed that she almost never called me first; I was always the one to be making phone calls to her. So I stopped. And she did too. And never asked me why I quit. I haven't seen or talked to her ever since. Another friend of 6 yrs picked me over a homeless guy that lived with her, and when I told her what I