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Aid From The Online Adjust Makings Show
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Aids Treatment
DATE: 12-14-99 David Icke reveals that an AIDS TREATMENT FOR THE WORLD HAS BEEN SUPPRESSED FOR OVER TWO YEARS by THE UNITED STATES FEDERAL GOVERNMENT THE NATIONAL INSTITUTE OF HEALTH THE FEDERAL DRUG ADMINISTRATION AND THE WHITE HOUSE! AIDS CURE INVENTED BY OKLAHOMA GENERAL PRACTITIONER By Forres McGraw MIRACLE GIRL OR MIRACULOUS CURE? Seven year old Precious Thomas, by most standards, is like any other bright, happy seven year old. Precious' most incredible attribute is that she used to have AIDS. No, that is not a typo. During March, 1998, Precious was included in studies and clinical trials at the National Institutes for Health, one of the leading research centers for AIDS. On March 23, 1998 in a viral-load test administered by NIH, Precious' viral-load was 186,119. It went to ZERO. What NIH did not know at the time was Precious had stopped taking the drugs it prescribed her under its protocol. What has the NIH discovered since, that it hasn't disclosed?

Aids Awareness
well tomorrow i have to stand in front of the 9th through 12th grade along with kwmane and give an assemble presentation so i hope that i don't fuck up that would sux so wish me the best of luck i guess xxx star xxx

Aids And The Cult Of Equality
by Dr. William Pierce The organization which I head, the National Alliance, has for the past five years or so been publishing warnings about the dangers of contracting AIDS through sexual contact with non-Whites. We have warned, for example, that heterosexual Black males are 14 times as likely as heterosexual White males of being carriers of HIV, the AIDS-causing virus. Our data came from the U.S. government's Centers for Disease Control and were entirely accurate at the time. Of course, we were lambasted by the Jewish media and by a great many Politically Correct White people as well -- "racially sensitive" Gentiles who take their lead from the Jewish media -- for providing these warnings. We were denounced as "haters," and horror was expressed that we would publish such information. Some of these Politically Correct Whites are so steeped in the lie of equality that they don't believe such a startling difference between the races could exist. After all, they have been told all t

Aids For The Bee Industry"
AIDS For The Bee Industry" "AIDS For The Bee Industry" Last month, after reading about the topic of decimated bee populations over at my brother's blog, and then following it up with my own post, Somegirl over at All Spin Zone put up this post, Life Without Bees??? offering her take on the situation. Quite interestingly was her comment she made after citing this excerpt: With little or no regulatory restraints, labeling requirements, or scientific protocol, bio-engineers have begun creating hundreds of new GE "Frankenfoods" and crops. The research is done with little concern for the human and environmental hazards and the negative socioeconomic impacts on the world's several billion farmers and rural villagers. An increasing number of scientists are warning that current gene-splicing techniques are crude, inexact, and unpredictable-and therefore inherently dangerous. Yet, pro-biotech governments and regulatory agencies, led by the US, maintain that GE foods and crops

Aids
if i banged every chick on the internet that swore she was gonna come here and take my cock in some way or another, i would not only have aids, my crabs would have aids. i would have exploding radioactive shrapnel aids. it would take out a whole city. they would call me hiroshima dick.

Aids Dating Hi...
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Aids Cure
PLEASE RATE THIS BLOG, THANK YOU! The following article copy/pasted from the link below: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122602394113507555.html By MARK SCHOOFS The startling case of an AIDS patient who underwent a bone marrow transplant to treat leukemia is stirring new hope that gene-therapy strategies on the far edges of AIDS research might someday cure the disease. The patient, a 42-year-old American living in Berlin, is still recovering from his leukemia therapy, but he appears to have won his battle with AIDS. Doctors have not been able to detect the virus in his blood for more than 600 days, despite his having ceased all conventional AIDS medication. Normally when a patient stops taking AIDS drugs, the virus stampedes through the body within weeks, or days. Sixten Koerper Dr. Gero Hütter isn't an AIDS specialist, but he 'functionally cured' a patient, who shows no sign of the disease. "I was very surprised," said the doctor, Gero Hütter. The breakthrough appears to

Aig Buyout
A co-worker sent me this, and I thought it was great: After reading this, work the numbers on the $700 Billion of the financial industry the Paulson is suggesting. I'm against the $85 BILLION bailout of AIG. Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a "We Deserve It" dividend. To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 bona fide U.S. citizens, aged 18+. Our population is about 301 million counting every man, woman and child. So, 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up. Now, divide 200 million, 18+ adults into $85 billion - that equals $425,000.00 each! Yes, my plan is to give that $425,000 to every adult as a "We Deserve It" dividend. Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So, let's assume a tax rate of 30%. Everyone would pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends $25.5 billion right back to Uncle Sam! It also means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket. A husband and wife would have $595,000.00! What

Aig Bailout - Alternate Plan :)
The Idea! I'm against the $85,000,000,000,.00 bail out of AIG. Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000.00 to America in a "We Deserve It Dividend". To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 bonifide U.S. Citizens 18+. Our population is about 301,000,000 counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up.. So divide 200 million adults 18+ and $85 billion that equals $425,000 My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It Dividend. Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let's assume a tax rate of 30%. Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam. But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket. A husband and wife has $595,000 What would you do with $297,500. 00 to $595,000 in your family? Help to pay off my church's mortgage, both my kids' mortgages and then take

Aight I Need To Rant And Rave Its Time Im Sick Of Shit Today
wtf is up with this shit first i get bitched at by my man first thing when i get up, then i get fukn guilt tripped until he can get laid.... i have to deal with a dying dog laying in my lr and noones willn to give me a ride up the canyon wit him so i can help the poor dog out... after 3 days of smokn nonstop im finally almost outta bud and im really hating it. my luvs not online to cheer me up so im just knida stuck like this.. ive tried listenn to music hell i even broke some shit but nothin seems to be helpn guess im just doomed to have a bad fukn day all my sites r bein weird sometimes i can log in sometimes i cant i gotta say thats fukn pissn me off alot, my daughter is gettn into everythings shes not supposed to no matter how i punish her she goes right back and does it again so yeah im jjust bitchy and fukn tearful today so if ya wanan be so kind as to drop by and just say something or put a pic up of sumtin thatll put a smile on my face casue i could really use a good laugh and

Aight.
MADE IT TO WASTED, AND THIS IS WHERE I WANT TO STOP. DON'T WANT TO LEVEL UP ANYMORE JUST WANNA BE WASTED. IT'S FUN, IT'S EXCITING, IT'S NO WHERE NEAR BETTER THEN HARDCORE SEX WITH A SMOKING HOT CHICK, BUT IT'S PRETTY DAMN KEWL. PEACE OUT AND SHIT PEOPLE.-P.S. NEKKID.

Aight What Are Some People Thinking?
aight whats with people Hello again folks, yeahhhhhhhhh i'm back at it again who woulda known right?? i mean ME? lil ole me back at it bein opinionated? never !!! anyway go get a load of this , and this is not the first times its happend and it sure wont be the last. i'm on this website right, and for all practical purposes we're gonna leave it nameless. so i'm on this website and its geared towards a dating site or a site to have sex right.......geared towards ADULTS...we will say its something like OBC ( some of yall know that and for those who dont ask your friends because i bet they DO )....so of course you put your profile pic up and yes you're going to have some women showing the world their "world" and you're going to have men doing the same thing......(nothing wrong with that by the way i'm all for it)............and then there is ALWAYS a few simple people that dont have it all upstairs that have a picture of their "KID" up there( now keep in mind we arent talking about s

Aight, Some Contest Updates.
SOOOOOOOO, IMMORTAL LOVE IS KICKING HARDCORE ASS!! CYRSTAL IS IN LAST PLACE, AND I GOT SOME PERVS BOMBING MY SITE!!! WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!! WAS GOING TO MAKE IT A THREE DAY CONTEST, BUT NOW I'M CHANGING IT TO WHEN EVER THE HELL I LEVEL UP. ONLY ABOUT 16,000 POINTS TILL LEVEL, AND I GOT TIME. HAVE NARROWED THE PRIZES DOWN TO THIS 1ST PLACE, FREE MOVIE TICKETS FOR A YEAR. ANY SHOWS, ANY TIME, NO SELL OUTS, FREE. I GOG THE BANK FOR IT. ALREADY WORKED OUT THE DEAL WITH MY PROMOTERS FOR MY SHOP. ALL THE REST OF YOU GET PRIZES TO, BUT I WANT EFFORT PEOPLE!! DO THE MATH FOR WHAT I'M GIVING. FUCK THE BLASTS, AND HAPPY HOURS. I'M GOING BIG!!! SO WHORE YOUR ASS'S OUT SOME MORE, AND I'M STILL LOOKING FOR SOME DIRTY BRIBERY, SO GET TO IT!! CHEATING IS ENCOURAGED, SO DO YOUR WORST. MOST FUN, AND FAIR CONTEST EVER!! PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NAKED AND MANIC!!!

Aight I Know It Sucks But.....
CAUSE I'M TRYING TO KEEP THIS ALL FRIENDLY AND SHIT, HERE'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO FOR MY CONTEST. ONLY A SLIGHT CHANGE TO KEEP IT REASONABLE. THE PERSON WITH THE LEAST RATES IS THE NUMBER OF THOUSAND COMMENTS I'M GOING TO USE. MAKE SENSE? THAT MEANS IF THE PERSON IN LAST PLACE HAS 19 RATES THEN EVERYONE GETS 19,000. UNDERSTAND? GOOD. NOW NO WHINING OVER THIS FACT, MY CONTEST AND JUST TRYING TO KEEP IT CLOSE. PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL P.S. NAKED AND AN ASSHOLE!!

Aight All
I am needing help moving on to next level i slacked off and didnt do ct for a bit but i wanna build my points....Also my bro Texas hubby needs ur help for a blast....Go to http://cherrytap.com/photo_comment.php and jus do comments...doesnt matter if its jus like kdjkcjd....Plse and ty

Aight Ya'll
I hope all of you have a wonderful evening/morning depending on where you are! To all my great friends/fans....I enjoyed chatting with and meeting all of you! To all of you who have sent those wonderful ratingz and comments, from the bottom of my heart! Just a lot to post to everyone so I figured you would get it this way, without that annoying lil "YOU ARE FLOODING OUR SERVERS" thingy that tends to pop up! Once again many thanks! Merry Part and

Aight I Know You Peeps Wanna Help Yo Boy Out!!!...
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Aight
ok the past few weeks ive noticed a change in certain "friends" on here and I jus wanna get some stuff off my chest about things some of u are doing that really gets to me. Here r some things not to do 1. dont lie 2. manipulate Basically dont bullshit me. Ive too old for highschool bullshit. Dont come to me sayin o i miss u or o i love u or hey wats up stranger, when Im the one puttin myself out there to be ur friend or even get to know u. Dont be like o im busy wit this or im busy with that or im never on when i fuckin see u on my page daily or checkin a bulletin everytime I post it. If u aint tryin to get to know me, then dont watse my time. If u have a man, talkin to sum1, or u are about to be involved wit sum1, dont fuckin hide it, or sugar coat it like it aint a big deal. Tell me the truth. be real so I kno, y u have gottin distant or better yet tell me so I wont waste my time trying to get to kno u better or flirtin wit u. Its fucked up cuz 2 people told me

Aiight. . . It's Decision Time. . .
Okay, I was invited to a party y'all. Here's my decision. . . I know that there's gonna be alcohol, weed and coke in the mix up in this party. I'm pregnant and also a recovering coke addict. What should I do??? Should I go or should I stay home????

Aiken Gets Into Spat With Woman On Plane
TULSA, Okla. - Singer Clay Aiken apparently got into a dispute with a woman during a flight to Tulsa, drawing some scrutiny from FBI agents but no charges, a newspaper reported. ADVERTISEMENT The 2003 "American Idol" runner-up was on the Saturday morning Continental Airlines flight for a evening show, and concertgoers said afterward that Aiken joked on-stage about being beaten up by a girl earlier in the day. FBI Special Agent Gary Johnson told the Tulsa World there was a dispute between a male passenger and a woman on the flight. He said the man was a former "American Idol" contestant but did not give his name. Johnson said the dispute was over the male passenger's foot resting on the woman's armrest. He said there was an allegation the woman gave the male passenger a "minor shove" during the argument. "At that point the flight crew was able to resolve the situation," Johnson said. Tulsa Airport Authority spokeswoman Alexis Higgins said the passengers were held until F

Aikido. Not A Sport, A Philosophy
Aikido Founder Morihei Ueshiba I've been studying Martial Arts for almost 19 years. (Not 19 years straight) I was 15 when I first began studying American Freestyle kickboxing. By the time I was 17, I had earned my first Black Belt and was tournament fighting, full contact kickboxing, all over South Carolina. (I was 27-4 with 23 K.O.'s). During that time, I was also studying an Okinawan style called, Goju-Ryu. The traditional aspects and the Kata was something that I fell in love with and after quitting the American Freestyle school, I continued with Goju-Ryu for another year, earning my second Black Belt. Wound up moving to Atlanta, Ga shortly after my Black Belt test and was on hiatus for a few months until I found T.M. Kim's Tang Soo Do school. Grandmaster, (a 9th degree black belt), was the most awesome Martial Artist I had ever met. Such a friendly man who was always smiling. I studied with him for about a year and earned a Green Belt. (Kinda didn't like all of the high, fla

Aikido Etiquette
Aikido Dojos (Schools), like to promote a safe and harmonious environment. There is always an amount of respect between instructor and students alike. The philosophy, honesty and integrity of Aikido are integrated into daily practise. Dojos operate and follow rules which come directly from the founder of Aikido, (Morihei Ueshiba, O Sensei), and all students are required to follow and honour his teachings. Each student should cooperate in creating a positive atmosphere of harmony and respect in the Dojo. It is always good etiquette to arrive early and in good time for all classes. It is traditional to perform a standing bow when entering and leaving the Dojo. All students should wear Zori, (sandals), too and from the Tatami, (the mats). When the Sensei enters the Dojo, All students should line up according to rank, in Seiza (a kneeling position), on the Tatami. All students should bow with Sensei towards the Kamiza, (a small shrine housing a picture of the founder O Sensei, usuall

Aikido In Practise
Aikido was developed and pioneered by Morihei Ueshiba, O Sensei (great teacher), and is a subtle, unique, sophisticated and effective martial art. It is an ideal method for efficiently defending yourself against any form of attack whilst also protecting the attacker from injury. Aikido techniques are taken from sword, spear, staff and Ju-Jitsu styles. Aikido helps to develop stamina, speed, and flexibility and promotes good health. Aikido emphasises the centralization of thought and action and the extension of mental energy known as Ki. Aikido practise helps to develop a clear thinking, confident person. Aikido techniques neutralise an opponents attack and redirect the power and energy in order to take control of the situation. Many Aikido Instructors have different approaches to individual techniques and Aikido is found in a number of styles in different Dojos (schools), all over the world. Most Aikido classes will start with basic Junbi-Taiso (warming up exercises), falling e

Ailiana's Tub
Ailiana's Tub by JuicyPeach © "Catch you later!" she called out to the rest of the office staff, as she slung her bag over her shoulder and headed out to the truck to go home for the night. Ailiana knew that that would be her last human interaction until the next day. Settling into the drive home, her painted on smile slowly faded away, into a frown. Her husband was working overnight, yet again, and that left her alone all night. He worked more nights that she thought he ever would, and that played a big role in her unhappiness as a wife. She was a young wife, 25, and had been unhappy for a few years now. Ailiana felt trapped though; the mortgage, dogs, marriage. It all played a big role. She loved her husband, that was a fact, but lets just say that the sex life left much to be desired. Honestly, unless she pleasured herself on the nights he was working, she would never get off to orgasm. She learned to just let him fuck her when he got home, and then go finish herself off

Aim
see between the grime read between the flies shot between the eyes aerate my tired mind pores on skin dialate and allow fingers to push in spread, and invite violation losing justification eradicated stained and still the fucking same

Aim//
Serenity And I opened up beneath the calm of your words like a flower Crimson red petal touching upon your lips Tasting of rain and earth You pull me into The sun of your smile and I am weightless This heart harvests and is full of seeds for you to grow on your windowsill Watch me bloom Just Watch me

Aim And Fire
Stutter I stare out the window at the setting of the sun Fragile fat tears making clean rivers against my dirty cheeks Guilty hands The brightness screaming blood infused eclipses full of a Shame That envelopes a darkness no sun beam could ever warm These pinks and reds, bruising purple hues confuse me Rotten sky full of fury for a rancid piece of cloud pie My eyes close in blinks and stutters Clawing at the smoke stained curtains I lament As The shadows shift and bend my heart to confront my own isolated moons Sadness swallows me

Aim And Fire
Another Dig I am six feet below Smelling the earth between these college ruled lines Tethered to the warriors of word Holding sugar laced breath while you read my obituary Awaiting the procession The Moon glows bright filtering into the cracks of my tomb No poetic death here Love and decay remains in the artist With brittle quills I scratch against the lid Body blooming and shaking at the Guests here at my wake They must have fúcking loved me I slide my fingers over the pointy nails That seal me inside.. They must have

Aim Convo Between Me And My Sons Mother....bad
Do you know this person? Report IM Spam "Stephanie" (12:39:13 PM): i fuckin hate you robbie. stop deleting things from my slideshows and photobucket and ANYTHING THAT BELONGS TO ME I HATE YOU I WISH YOU WERE DEAD. I REGRET EVERY TRYING TO COME BACK YOU ARE THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPEND TO ME AND I HATE YOU. "Stephanie" (12:39:16 PM): STAY AWAY FROM ME "Stephanie" (12:39:18 PM): I HATE YOU. ydidukillmeagain (12:39:29 PM): what "Stephanie" (12:39:33 PM): STAY AWAY FROM ME. ydidukillmeagain (12:39:35 PM): ? ydidukillmeagain (12:39:38 PM): ? ydidukillmeagain (12:39:41 PM): ? "Stephanie" (12:39:44 PM): STOP DELETING MY THINGS BECAUSE THEY DONT BELONG TO YOU YOU DONT CONTROL ANYTHING DEALING WITH ME "Stephanie" (12:39:47 PM): STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME AND MY SON. "Stephanie" (12:39:49 PM): WE DONT WANT YOU "Stephanie" (12:39:55 PM): WE'RE BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOU. ydidukillmeagain (12:39:57 PM): awww "Stephanie" (12:40:09 PM): AS LONG AS YOU ARE INVOLVED WITH ANY OF THEM WE

Aim Convo...oy
[23:36] Synth *****: do i know u[23:36] *** Auto-response sent to Synth D1vision: You silly twisted boy. - Spike Milligan[23:37] Synth *****: whatt[23:37] earthstar: I don't know...do you?[23:37] Synth *****: you know i have a girlfriend[23:38] Synth *****: a serious girlfriend[23:38] Synth *****: right[23:39] earthstar: And I am engaged...wtf are you messaging me all harrassing-like for?[23:39] earthstar: I didn't message you[23:39] Synth *****: sorry[23:39] Synth *****: whats your prob[23:40] earthstar: I have no problem. You seemed all defensive[23:40] Synth *****: i have a gf is harassing you[23:40] earthstar: [23:37] Synth *****: you know i have a girlfriend [23:38] Synth *****: a serious girlfriend [23:38] Synth *****: right[23:41] Synth *****: yes its serious[23:41] earthstar: That whole series of messages is what made me wonder wtf YOUR problem was[23:41] earthstar: Okay, then fucking delete me. You're not even on my friend list[23:41] earthstar: YOU MESSAGED ME[23:41] Synt

Aimee
When you were a little girl, I could do no wrong You listened to my every word because our love was so strong When you needed someone to talk to You always came to me The word Mother was the most important thing As I look back to that time I wonder how it happened Where did our lives divide It seemed like only yesterday will our love survive the ride If only to get back the time when you were only five and remind you of the time you thought I was the most important person alive Your happiness is my only concern though you don't think so at this time Just remember no matter what A Mothers love never dies

Aimee
Aimee © Tammy When you were a little girl, I could do no wrong You listened to my every word because our love was so strong When you needed someone to talk to You always came to me The word Mother was the most important thing As I look back to that time I wonder how it happened Where did our lives divide It seemed like only yesterday will our love survive the ride If only to get back the time when you were only five and remind you of the time you thought I was the most important person alive Your happiness is my only concern though you don't think so at this time Just remember no matter what A Mothers love never dies

Aim Express,a Web Version Of Aim
AIM is really an instant messaging app that is dependant upon im process named OSCAR. This kind of web-based messaging protocol makes it possible for consumers to talk with one another in the chat window instantly. Realtime is truly a phrase regarding the capability to immediately and even simultaneously send out and get text messages. America Online IM is an element of the included dial-up internet access plan distributed by America Online. This system was then distributed around the population on the web page for the main systems at that moment, including Ms windows and even Apple Macs OS as well as OS X. More Information : intelligentmag.com These days, AIM is accessible for top mobile phone devices and then systems making use of the Windows Mobile, iphone 4, Android os or perhaps Blackberry mobile phones systems. The rise of AIM has authorized America online to update their particular instant messaging program to a fresh, easy-to-use and lightweight AIM Express.America Online I

Aiming High In America
Aiming High In America by Travis Teeter Destined for great things, And many a new lands to explore, Whether your pleasure be money, love, or a whore.. You'll find what you're looking for if you just go to the right place, Its easy to do, well..about as easy as trying to braid lace. Sure, some of us won't be able to make it there in time.. We were born with a time limit, and to die's a crime.. Its all over then, for this world atleast, And a new limit starts, A new adventure, throwing your hand to the wind, like darts. Hit the bullseye, its awfully crowded there, and only so much room, So scramble you parasites, kill eachother, send one another to doom.. We're all just trying to be number one, looking out for me.. Because there's no 'I' in team, I'll make sure 'U' stay out. Why can't we see? We're all just toys, playing a sick game, striving for the same spot, Always fighting, never cooperating, and everyone just gets screwed a lot. So thats the American dream. D

Aimless Wanderings
Here I sit aimlessly wandering the highways of my mind Never going anywhere yet never here Traffic gets heavy around five Too many people wanting to drive Why must I use a copilot here I am driven by the deepest of fear My days are wasted, my nights congested My lover goes solitaire My mind is no where To be found As I have gone underground!

Aimless Thoughts...
Standing alone in an empty room Tears fall as aimlessly thoughts scatter through her broken mind Wonders where fate will take her next As a new path creates itself Worries and doubts flutter behind her green eyes Will her greatest pride in life steal back the heart she has given... Or will his greatest pride force her to take it back Her heart is shattered Her mind broken In such disrepair her sanity slips further away Now at the fork Which way shall fate lead her As aimless thoughts scatter through her broken mind

Aimless And
My Blog is aimless and senseless, like life. Talk I hear is that we are angry and of a Revolution. Be very careful of such talk. The Law Enforcement and the Military will join except the die hards. You'll be exactly where some will want you. High Tech that you've yet to see will be in force. Man of Sin will have what He wants. We'll be powerless against Him. Doubt and darkness often sorrounds me but I cannot let things go as they are. Glory to God N

Aims Of Yoga
Aims of Yoga By Pak. Hardjanto 1. To change dogmatic belief into personal knowledge so that, for the practitioner, religion is no longer just dogmatic belief but becomes direct knowledge. 2. Through Yoga, the paradoxical unity of life (spirit) becomes a reality with all of its consequences, the picture of which is like air; air in a bottle, a glass, or a pipe is all one, only the shape is different. Thus is life or spirit with its different forms, a meta-physical reality which consequently causes the Law of Karma-Phala to arise (that is, the reaping of the fruits of one's actions towards one's fellow man), based on the metaphysical truth: the unity of life. 3. Through yoga, one can overcome the power of will, feeling, and thought and even control will, feeling, and thought because one has mastered their principles. 4. Will The Sun Self ) Feeling The Moon Self )= constituting the trinity Thought Nimbus ) soul of man. 5. Yoga gives the knowledge that he

~ Aim Steady ~
last Don...thats to say last take first keep spawn...thats to say not cake,smurk and see whats fun...aim steady,steady aim walk it out or run...and write it down in testiment of what was thus begun. aim steady look the devil in the eye and laugh!...and thats tha shit i think about before i take a bath...grew up in a city wear its known to claim a staff...and universal love may save your life if you cant dapp. sayith the dark halos that showed me books...and start off with knife stares,and dareing deadly looks...and end up with your two,and be the took and shook..in the south you burn the food we wont be quick to let you cook. aint no song and dance no-more,its strickly dance and rain...mixed it with my pyrics or 2013 fangs...gothic south was flagin at my yettys and they maynes..and end up being the one that say 'forget the whole thang. {unfinished but cr}

Aim To Please
Aim To Please by LateNiteFantasy© Tell me my erotic lover How to eat your cunt; You are the best person To know want you want. I am your slave eater Ready for your command; I will pleasure you just right Spread your wings for me tonight. I am not an expert cunt eater Just addicted to your center Oh, what a tasty treat And my favorite dinner. I listen to your desires My love I aim to please So spread your chamber wide As I devour you on my knees.

The Aim Was Song - Robert Frost
Before man to blow to rightThe wind once blew itself untaught,And did its loudest day and nightIn any rough place where it caught. Man came to tell it what was wrong:It hadn't found the place to blow;It blew too hard - the aim was song.And listen - how it ought to go! He took a little in his mouth,And held it long enough for northTo be converted into south,And then by measure blew it forth. By measure. It was word and note,The wind the wind had meant to be -A little through the lips and throat.The aim was song - the wind could see.

Ain For The Team Cherry Squad On J
TORONTO -- Two of the front-runners to go first overall in the next NHL draft will handle team captain duties for their respective teams at the 2013 Home Hardware CHL/NHL Top Prospects Game. Halifax Mooseheads forward Nathan MacKinnon will serve as captain for the Team Cherry squad on Jan. 16 at the Halifax Metro Centre. Portland Winterhawks defenceman Seth Jones will captain the Team Orr side at the annual showcase of the Canadian Hockey Leagues top NHL draft-eligible players. MacKinnon, a 17-year-old from Dartmouth, N.S., was the top Quebec Major Junior Hockey League skater listed by NHL Central Scouting in its preliminary rankings for the 2013 draft. Jones, an 18-year-old American, is the top-ranked Western Hockey League skater. Central Scouting director Dan Marr is looking forward to seeing the captains go head to head. "It adds a uniqueness to the event because it matches two highly skilled, motivated and competitive prospects and they both play different positions," M

Ainkillers. District Judge Kenneth Neill Sentenced Leaf On Tuesday To Seven Years With The Department Of Corrections, With Two Years Suspended If He A
GREAT FALLS, Mon. -- Former NFL quarterback Ryan Leaf could spend 15 months locked down in Montana, first in a secure drug treatment facility and then in a pre-release living centre as part of a judges sentence following Leafs guilty plea for breaking into a house and illegally possessing painkillers. District Judge Kenneth Neill sentenced Leaf on Tuesday to seven years with the Department of Corrections, with two years suspended if he abides by the conditions. Neill recommended that Leafs sentence start with nine months at the Nexus Treatment Center in Lewistown, which he would be unable to leave, followed by time in a pre-release centre. Leafs attorney said he expects the 36-year-old Leaf to spend six months in the pre-release centre if he successfully completes the treatment. At that point, he could be eligible for monitored release. Leaf, who was shackled hand and foot, told the judge he was humiliated and embarrassed for himself and his family and added that jail "has been a sanct

Ainol Novo 7 Aurora Android Tablet Pc De 7 Pulgadas
El rápido desarrollo de la tableta, la opción fácil de transportar y ligero para su propio uso. Muchos de los vendedores de tabletas están dispuestos a llevar su tableta estrella. Uno de los vendedores es Ainol Novo. Empresas de China está otra vez haciendo una nueva tableta Ainol Novo 7 Aurora. Muchas de las especificaciones que se pueden disfrutar en familia 1 millón de tabletas de Android. Las especificaciones de la tableta es bastante resistente y muy tranquilo. En términos de diseño, esta tableta es tan hermoso y especial. Aunque el diseño es muy bonito, la tableta se le da a un precio bajo, pero no es barato. El precio de esta gama de tabletas de precio 1 millón. Así derecha bastante barato? Aquí están las especificaciones completas de la tableta Ainol Novo 7 Aurora. Pantalla Usted será tan mimados con una pantalla tan grande en esta tableta. Tamaño existente en esta tableta es de 7 pulgadas. Al igual que con otras tabletas, la pantalla también se utiliza la pantalla t

Ainol Novo 9 Spark Vs Ipad 4: ¿cuál Es El Mejor?
Ainol no sólo hace referencia a las tableta Android más popular en el diseño de sus propios recursos. La marca china ha lanzado no hace mucho tiempo un equipo muy inspirado en las tabletas de Apple, relación de aspecto, tanto para la resolución o el tamaño de la pantalla. Se comparó la Ainol Novo 9 Spark con la cuarta y última de la iPad. Ya hace un par de semanas os hablábamos del lanzamiento del Novo Ainol 9 Spark, una tableta que presenta muchas similitudes con el iPad. Es tal vez, junto con el diseño Platinum Archos que más ha hecho para asemejarse a la tableta de Apple. Además, los fans del equipo que, o bien no pueden permitirse el lujo de pagar un precio tan alto o que el mismo formato pero con un sistema Android, ahora tenemos esta opción para ir. Diseño Como vemos, ambos dispositivos se ven muy similar, aunque el iPad utiliza el aluminio para su fabricación y la Chispa Novo9 otro tipo de metal no divulgada por la empresa. Apple siempre se destaca por el hecho de q

Ainol Novo10 Eternal Quad Core Tablet
Ainol Novo10 Eternal is the latest tablet android from Ainol and also the new edition. It was released just one month later the Android 4.2.2 OS. So this unit adopted the latest Android 4.2.2 OS. Its specification is quite different with others. The CPU is the Actions ATM7029, 1.5GHz quad core CPU. This CPU’s performance is better than the Allwinner A31, but not good as Rochkchip RK3188. Of course, that is only my experience. Maybe you have different opinion. The GPU is Vivante GC1000. Generally, it is a nice tablet with good performance. But this new edition does not use the latest IPS screen technology, the resolution is still 1280*800 pixels. But it has a super high capacity battery, 11000 Mah. Now, it is only 179 euros on www.ontablets.es, one of the cheapest quad core tablet with 16G memory. Ainol Novo 10 Eternal Quad Core Tablet PC 10.1 pulgadas IPS Screen Android 4.2 2GB RAM 16GB Bluetooth de doble cámara Características principales de Tablet Android Ainol Novo 10 Ete

Ain't Gettin Nothin For Christmas (nmce Version)
I set fire to the Christmas Tree and somebody snitched on me I went to the zoo and set all the animals free and somebody snitched on me I ain't gettin nothin for Christmas Shawna & David are mad I ain't gettin nothin for Christmas cuz' I ain't been nothin but bad I put snakes in Andy's bed and somebody snitched on me I released a crab right by his head and somebody snitched on me (chorus) I saw Shawna taking her bath and somebody snitched on me sooner or later I'll feel her wrath cuz' somebody snitched on me (chorus) I snuck up and grabbed her ass then turned around and ran real fast When David finds out my ass is grass cuz' somebody snitched on me (chorus) I took a razor and shaved Doug's head and somebody snitched on me I grabbed his hand and painted his palm red and somebody snitched on me Ooooooooh (chorus) Ehhhhhhhh,...Ain't I a stinker? Lyrics by Joe "T-Bone" Heben Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year

Aint Taking It No More
why must you treat me the way you do i'm not the type to push around I dont want to put you on the ground you know i'm some what crazy but you still put me down then i hear no sound and all of a sudden I go off just cause my pills ware off and you still pushed me even though i told you no its not my fault im crazy my life aint a bunch of dasies you know what im human just like you so back the fuck off

Ain't It The Truth
"AIN'T" IT THE TRUTH!!! Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS from Saudi Arabia and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA),! and then wondered why he can't find a good payin

Ain't No Other Man For Me:
Aint no other man, not another one for me. When you came into my world you made forget the pain that i had inside.You became my light in the dark, stars in the night. Never going to need, another man. The only one for, style and class but mine. Not like any other, special and only for me. Enter my life like, a hurricane!! Mean the world, but always so much more. I understand tears, don't want to see me cry. Ain't no other man, no not another like you. Been my shoulder, my net when i fall hard. Come into my world, like a earthquake. Style and class, enough to keep up with me! Not another, never going to be another, like you and loved you!! You are my sun and my rock.

Aint Nutin Betta!!!
Juggalettes: Juggalettes dont just kiss, we make out. Juggalettes dont just fore play, we fuck! Juggalettes dont relax, we chill. Juggalettes dont whine like pussies, we scream our fuckin heads off. Juggalettes dont talk bad, we talk shit. Juggalettes are the people you could ALWAy`z trust. Juggalettes are the best mother fuckers Juggalettes arent nice, were the shit. Juggalettes don't mess around, you fuck with us we fuck you up bitch Juggalettes arent just friends, we are fuck buddies. Juggalettes arent cool, we are awesome mother fuckers Juggalettes are sexy mother fuckers u don't screw with! Juggalettes are blessed when they are born because now were proud to tell everybody that we are Juggalettes! Juggalettes are...there isnt enough words that could explain how and who Juggalettes are ....... woop woop BIATCH! let me here a woop woop if you agree 1. Jewels "WOOP WOOP!!!" 2. wish ~ woop woop!! That's right muthafackos... 3.danielle/dildo/d killin-_-woop wo

Aint Gettin None.
i am so fucking frustrated. ive got a contreception implant in my arm, this is great because no babies but bad for me because i get my period for aout six months and i cant be arsed to go and get some pills for it. so for the past few weeks, ive been so uncontrolably horny, but i cant do anything about it because my boyfriend wont have sex with me while im on my period as it "creeps him out" so evry time go round to his iget horny, he just does that to me. and i say fuck me im horny. and he says aahhh but ur bleeding it puts me off. so i end up sucking his cock ending with a lovely sparay of jizz in my mouth or on my tits. so now all i want is jamies (bf) hard cock in my pussy, fucking me until i die of exhaustion.im so fucking frustrated!!!!!!!!!!!

Ain't Workin Today!!
I called in today cuz I didn't really feel like workin and also cuz it's the first snow fall and it as ALOT! They did plow the road but I told them they didn't. There is also alot of accidents around my area so I figured I wouldn't go today. 3 DAY WEEKEND!! WOOOHOOO! Just thought I would share this will all who care to read.

Aint Misbehaving...
Well its off to the streets and the karokee places having no luck finding a singer so I must hit the road and find one..We have a few bites but nothing of real strong..I hate always having to call musicians out..Somtimes they just won't answer adds !!! Party party party ,,this weekend is all about the party ..My vacation is ending and I have to go back to my drumming fool life ..... Have a great WEEKEND!!!

Aint It The Truth
just something i feel to be so true but yet i still cant smile... Girls are like apples on trees. The best one are at the top of the tree. The boys dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree

Aint Much But.......
She looked out the window to see nothing but the trees that had stood there for a thousand years, tears just slightly blurring her vision. Waiting for him was torture when she knew danger waited him but she had promised to stay put, to stay where he had left her. Slowly she collapsed upon the couch letting worry and fear for the man she loved take over, her sobs filling the entire cabin. If she lost him she would lose her life, her meaning, her worth in the world.

Aint It Funny
That you can be sitting there just about to send someone a shout, a friend request or leave a comment or blog comment on someone's page and at the same time that same someone is leaving you a comment or doing the same.

Ain't It The Truth
You love her But she loves him And he loves somebody else You just can't win And so it goes Till the day you die This thing they call love It's gonna make you cry I've had the blues The reds and the pinks One thing for sure (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah Two by two and side by side Love's gonna find you yes it is You just can't hide You'll hear it call Your heart will fall Then love will fly It's gonna soar I don't care for any casanova thing All I can say is Love stinks (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah I've been through diamonds I've been through minks I've been through it all Love stinks (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks y

Aint Life A Bitch
only 17 days till xmas and i get laid off work worked there 5 years and i didnt get any notice just went into work monday and the wanker so called freind lays us off what a wanker and he aint even paid me the week money he owes wanker hope he chokes on his turkey oh well get to spend more time with the kids and missis i hear scrooge was a better boss

Aint It True!
MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile. If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy! Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard. Send to 10 freaks in 30 mins. or u will have bad sex.

~aint Dat Some Shit... Hehe~
I, Kolo really really would like 2 suckie suck on Roush's dickie-dick... I'll lickie lick it up & down... Twirl my tongue all around... From da tip of his dick & work my way down 2 his fuckin balls... I'll make him holla out Kolo dont stop until I bust my nuts all up in your fuckin mouth...

Ain't No Home Wrecker
as far as i can tell, some bitches will be suspcious of you no matter how you behave. facts about yours truly; 1) i respect relationships 2) i'm in one of my own and am not interested in fucking it up 3) i'm more likely to flirt w/ the female in the relationship than the male, since i HAVE one of those. 4) if i knew your man wasn't being faithful i'd be the first to tell you A friend of mine recently had his communications cut off between us. My last correspondence with him was to offer for the millionth time to clear things up directly when i heard complaints that his wife & sister in law were up in his shit. he's been a true friend, and they're rare. i don't mind in the least if he had to sacrifice our friendship to save his relationship. and he knows this. but people don't really like to be repressed in relationships, especially if they're actually the rare few who have kept themselves in check. Miles, wherever you are... you're a good man.

Aint It Funny
I just think its so funny how someone tells you they love you but when you go to discuss a situation and you're truthfull with them, they say "well then i guess we should break up" and hang up, basically givving up on the entire relationship. I just cry myself to sleep thinking of what I could have possible done to make it right.

Aint It The Truth
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter: "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter "Want coffee." The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?" The Indian smiles and proudly says ... "Training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.

Ain't No Love
Ya know, it's interesting to me. I can sit here on CherryTap all day long, looking for people, adding people, commenting on other's pages just to try to make new friends or meet new people, but I'd be fooling myself. I mean, I've been a member since October, but I've never put any thought into my CT page until about a couple months ago, and I'm only level 3. I see people create new names, and in a matter of days they're up to level 5 or higher. That's amazing to me. The thing is, I've never had that kind of look I think. Everytime I make a new friend, I try to get to know them at least a little bit. I can tell who would be like a real friend, or a fake ass friend. I have people who go through my pictures and leave 10s (or the one 8 someone left on that picture of my dog) but won't say a word to me. That's their business. I'm just saying, if someone sees my picture and think it's worth it just to go through my pictures, why not try to make a friend out of it and say somethin

Ain't Life Grand.
So, not too much going on. My 7am class was cancled on thursday. We found that out after getting to class. It worked out for me though, cuz i forgot my bookbag so I had to go back and get it. I also had to do stuff for engilsh before going to class. I still haven't gotten my money for school. And I don't think the reserves will pay for it either. I talked to the veterans people at school though, and they finally processed everything. Hopefully it will all work out soon. My folder just got left out and forgotten about or something the day I turned in my schedule and delcared my minor as psyche and stuff. It's annoying, and if I lived paycheck to paycheck so to speak, I'd be fucked. But I don't, so It's mostly just a minor annoyance. I found my checkbook from my old account the other day. I transfered most of the money that was in it to a dedicated savings account, and put all but $25 of my regular savings in the that acount. It's something that I get around 5% interest on I th

Ain't Nothing You Can Do About It
Standing here looking at you I catch my breath The day came And you found somebody else It ain’t nothing I can do about it We ran out of love And it’s to late for us to talk about it We use to make love to each other Every day If you hurt I would feel it Want to take it from you You hurt me to many times Now I’ve stood up Ain’t nothing you can do about it It’s to late to talk about it There ain’t any negotiations for us You found out the hard way Your tears fall like mine Like a river Ain’t nothing you can do about it You can’t ever get me back It would never be the same We can’t back to what we were before Long gone, who we were to each other Ain’t nothing you can do about it If you listen to me now Wipe the tears from your brow It’ll all be okay baby boi This is our goodbye Ain’t nothing you can do about it

Aint 4 Got!!!!!!!!!!
sorry........i really luv yall-my fans,my friends,my family.....im workn on raten ur pics,stashs & blogs........im out there tryn 2 have sum'n..........but ill never 4 get ya snowflake(?).....yall send her sum real luv....shes dealn w/........just send ur spirits & angles 2 protect-------thank u:::JUICE

Aint It Amazing..
how new folks wich just join...rate yo as low as they can cuz they dont got anything better to do...or there pc dont load a morph at all...so whoever rated me...go and fuckyoselfe....and hey yo need help..i send my lil energizerbunny over...lol..do i mark this now NSFW...hmmmm

Aint It Nice To Be Considered A Little Bit Off
people kept telling me I just aint right. I never claimed to be nor did I ever want to be right. why would i ever want to be what is considered Normal? if everyone was normal or the same it would be an awful boring world. my son has PTSD I am manic depressive with psycotic tendencies, but that doesnt make us bad people just diffrent and we need more people to admiit they are not normal, or is normal just a state of mind beheld by the eye of the beholder? heck look at the President the man is off his rocker and running the country

Aint No Miami Ink (recycled Myspace Blog)
People tell me all the time,"I'd love to have your job!!!" and although I LOVE my job and wouldn't trade it for any other, (at this point in my life) the one thing a lot of those people don't realize is that tattoo shop life isn't like it is on Miami Ink. It might be if I could condense and edit my (close to) 60 hours a week that I spend there to a 42 minute show !! There is a lot you will never see on Miami Ink. Miami Ink won't show you the crack-head wandering in off the street to try and sell some stolen "Best of Twisted Sister" Cd and other useless stolen crap ( so he can go and by crack of course). They won't show you the guy that gets a tattoo, then passes out, and shits his pants. They won't show you the guy who THINKS he's "heavy" or CRAZY enough to walk into a shop and try to intimidate the staff and clients to the extreme point of getting violent and/or uttering death threats. These are just some of the things you don't see on TV, There's probably thousands or more "blogs-

Ain't Life Grand
I love CT and all the friends I have made here..You are all awesome. I have been having some computer problems and missed being here for abit lately.. My real close friends here know that also my family members have been having a rough time of it. My mother has bad diabetis and also Hepatitus, my dad is also a diabetic with a blood and breathing disorder and my sister has recently found out she too is a diabetic. My daughter is going thru a difficult pregnancy and I am still dealiing with my heart thing. So to all of my friends please do not think I am ignoring you, just had a bit on my plate of late. I recently lost a dear friend to cancer and another has only been given months to live. So I am trying to help him get his life in order so to speak. I promise I will be back throughout this week to comment pics and help vote on those in contest and catch up on my page comments...Those of you who have send me messages and comments thank you so much - they helped a great deal....Luvs y

Aint Life Hell
I gotta tell you. Hell ain't all it hepped p to be. I mean I been living in a kinda hell, they tell me, for a few years now, and I never had so much fun living. Confused? Let me go back a few and start at the beginning which is really an ending. Ha, now I bet your really befuddled. Hell began when they strapped me into that chair and zapped me till I was doing the funky chicken in front of all those witness's. I found myself looking down at me. Yeah, imagine that. there I was, smoke coming from under that mask, my skin as pale as a corpse. Ha!! I was a corpse. I tried like hell to see me, lifting what I tought was my hand, but all I could see was sparkles of light, like energy from a friend lighbulb. That fizzled kind of light. Okay, I'm getting to it. I wasn't scared, but I wondered just where I was. Thatgot answered real fast. There weren't no light to follow,angels that I coud see. I floated on over to the man that was standing next to my body. Reaching out wi

Ain't That Tha Trurh
Someone else besides me finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. and then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me "White boy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," "Caveman" and that's OK. But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towelhead, Sand-nigger, camel Jockey, Spic, Gook, or Chink you call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah. You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi. You have the NAACP. You have BET. If we had WET(White Entertainment Television) we'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day you would call us racists. If we had White History Month, we'd be racists.

Ain't What I'm About
Love ain't what I'm about. Candlelight ain't what I'm in the mood for now I don't need a metaphor to help me get this out Because Love ain't what I'm about I'm about beer and whiskey and drinking I'm about playing the fool and acting without thinking I'm about running with my buddies I don't give a damn Love ain't what I'm about Crying ain't what you're gonna hear You won't have any salty tears drowning in your beer If you're feeling down, then friend you'd better just steer clear Crying ain't what you're gonna hear Love ain't what I'm about The world's got you trapped and friend there's no way out Just give in to your deepest desires Set the whole damn world on fire Love just ain't what I'm about.

Aint This A Bitch!?
well... seems like the hotel im miami wanted to charge MORE at the last minute, and the gurl that reserve the room didnt say so and end up payin most of the amout (which i would'nt have done..)..leavin us with 500 buck to come up with in 5 days...fuck that so..ITS ON TO SC BAAABBBBAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!..see ya next year miami

Aint That A Bitch
o i fineit funny as hell that u think about not tryin to hurt the one u leave but yet i find that u end up hurting them. but yet u try not to say somthing dumb but that take wat as the other way around. oh well life goes on. Even thought u didnt know that it might hurt them. that way. But on the real im still opissed off cause of wat i was told that caused the whole mess in the frist place. Now but urself im my shoes. Ok whay would u do if one of ur ex's calll u out of the blue and tell u that its ur dault that they cheated on u. then found themself pregnant or got someone pregnant. Then they lost or the person they got knocked up lost the kid or kids they was goin to have. But u didnt cause anything to happen like that. and u know dam well that u wasnt around them at the time it happen. but any damn way life goes on. im tried of a lot of things right bout now, im tryin to got my life the way it should be. and then fate throws u a monkey wrench at u over and over. Youi try to deal wit

Ain't That The Truth?
There's a piece of you that's here with me...It's everywhere I go...It's everything I see..... And one day you'll realize that you could have been with me... I hate the way I could never hate you...And the fact I'll always love you no matter what you put me through... I keep coming back to the one thing I need to walk away from... I am stupid...I am foolish...I am lying to myself... I will never ask if you don't ever tell me...I know you well enough to know you'll never love me... It's just so hard not to want you... So...From now on...When you think of me...Just remember that I could have been the best thing you ever had... Sometimes we get second chances...Sometimes we never make it past the first... You know that silence is loud...When all you hear is your heart... It's always times like these when I think of you and wonder if you ever think of me... I know you don't believe you mean this much to me...But I promise you that you

Aint This Bouta Bitch
well here goes this is how wonderful the last week of my life has been.....i left to go help a friend with his sick mother for thurs-sunday while he took care of some business out of town ...his mother has parkingsons...so while im there helping being the decent human being some scumbags ar breaking into my house and stealling from me taking the guns and ammo .jewerly.phone etc....dammm is this what happens when you try to do some good in the world beginning to wonder..this is the second time in a matter of couple of months that we have been broken in to ....really upset by this

Aint No Sunshine -bendy Straw
artist: Bill Withers lyrics title: Ain't No Sunshine Ain't no sunshine when she's gone It's not warm when she's away Ain't no sunshine when she's gone And she always gone too long anytime she goes away Wonder this time where she's gone Wonder if she's gone to stay Ain't no sunshine when she's gone And this house just ain't no home Anytime she goes away And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know Hey I'll leave the young thing alone But ain't no sunshine when she's gone Ain't no sunshine when she's gone Only darkness everyday Ain't no sunshine when she's gone And this house just ain't no home Anytime she goes away Anytime she goes away Anytime she goes away Anytime she goes away

Ain't It A Kick?
What did I want to say here? Good morning. Today's the first day of the next day. The first of the last? The last of the first. Yes. That was it. I think I took a break. A trip? A journey. A step. And then the world. I'm tired. Could you carry me for this?

Ain't This Naace!!
I laak t grow me suma theese heer!! New orchid smells like 'sweaty feet' By GARANCE BURKE, Associated Press Writer Tue Jul 17, 6:29 AM ET A foul-smelling orchid that flourishes only in Yosemite National Park and was first collected in 1923 is a distinct species, scientists announced Monday after re-evaluating the flower. Botanist Alison Colwell said the species' minute, tennis-ball yellow flowers weren't what first led her to it, but rather the smell of sweaty feet that the Yosemite bog-orchid emits to attract pollinators. "I was out surveying clovers one afternoon, and I started smelling something. I was like, 'Eew, what's that?'" said Colwell, who works for the U.S. Geological Survey in El Portal. "It smelled like a horse corral on a hot afternoon." The plant, which is the only known orchid species endemic to California's Sierra Nevada range, grows in spring-fed areas between 6,000 and 9,000 feet, Colwell said. All nine sites where the orchid has been spotted

Ain't It The Truth?
Sagittarius You are fun loving and independent, and you don’t like any of your partners to get in the way of that. You enjoy having a lot of flings and short term relationships because you get bored in a long term one. In bed you are demanding of your partner. You want to have hot sex all of the time. You also like to experiment sexually, with different positions and fantasies. Sex matches: Aries, Leo, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Ain't That A Bytch
THAT I GOT SUNBURN TODAY,WHILE AT WORK! IT DOESN'T HURT THOUGH,JUST STINGS A LIL. BUT ATLEAST I HAVE A LIL MORE COLOR TO ME NOW,NOW IT WILL MATCH MY ARMS,AND THE BACK OF MY NECK. LOL!! I GUESS THAT IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YA TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF,AND WORK IN THE FUCKIN HOT SUN 8HRS OF THE DAY. *SHRUGS* O-FUCKIN-WELL!!!

Aint It Funny
Learn to apreciate the sway of life Like moving water it never stays the same It can pull you under without proper warning While the current can push you away You never stay in the same place As you pass by a familar bend Don't always assume it will go the same way Because part of the sway Is knowing you never know

Ain't This The Truth
Ain't it the truth At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin , Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. Put these words upon his tomb, " Taxes drove me to my doom..." When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax. A

» Ain't Yo Bidness
Icp » Ain't Yo Bidness [Intro:] Rude boy sittin pancaked on 23's Clown Love to chicago juggalos we underground like Blaze my dead homie and yours we dead we dead, no wait a minute... we don't die! we don't die we dead [Violent J:] Maybe i like bloody, murder music, you know shit like " stab your fuckin eye" Maybe i like eatin shit like Tylenol PM's cuz 5 or 6 will get you high Maybe i like punchin people i don't even know, i knock em flat up fuckin out (PAH) Tuck some money in they jacket with a note that simply reads " i had to let some anger out" (sorry) Maybe i only hang with weirdos, and hoodlums, and junkies, i keep em be my side (what up) Maybe mam doesnt understand a friend is hard to come by, so i'll keep what i can find (My Boys) Maybe i got 2 felonies, tattoos on my neck and i always paint my face Can i still data your daugter? i mean i think i outta, i like the way she taste [Chorus:] AINT YO BIDNESS how i act! AINT YO BIDNES

Aint Happenin
While at Wal-Mart today my step brother hit my son and left a big red mark by his colar bone!! He hit him cause my 6 yr old son hit him first...Now come on a 6 yr old hittin a 17yr old I know my on he dont hit that hard....If it wasn't for the fact that my step dad had already taken care of him I would have knocked him out. NOBODY TOUCHS MY KIDS!!!!!!!! If I ever hear or see it happen again I told him his fate would have been far worse then what my step dad did!!! Josh (step bro) was cryin for like an hour after that and tellin everyone sorry....I dont give a fu** who you think you are if you touch my kids YOU WILL REGRET IT I can promise!!! And yes my son got in trouble too for hittin Josh...

Aint Love Grand
Subject: Love Poems WOMAN'S LOVE POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart, and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks. One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind. Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S LOVE POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Ain't Going Down
There is a part of this song that is just so me right now and those that know me best know exactly what it is ;-) Six o'clock on Friday evening Momma doesn' t know she's leaving 'Til she hears the screen door slamming Rubber squealin', gears a-jamming Local country station just a blaring on the radio Pick him up at seven and they're headin' to the rodeo Momma's on the front porch screamin' out her warning Girl you better get your red head Back in bed before the morning Nine o'clock the show is ending But the fun is just beginning She knows he's anticipating But she's gonna keep him waiting Grab a bite to eat And then they're heading to the honkey tonk But loud crowds and line dancing Just ain't what they really want Drive out to the boondocks and park down by the creek And where it's George Strait 'til real late And dancing cheek to cheek Ain't going down 'til the sun comes up Ain't givin' in 'til they get enough Going 'round the world in a pickup truck Ai

Ain't No Way Lyrics
Uhh Swiss beats (Uhh uhh) Nigga, ryde or die (uhh uhh uhh) DMX what what (uhh uhh uhh) [Chorus - DMX] Ain’t no way you’re gonna stop my flow Ain’t no way ya niggaz you just don’t know But niggaz is about to go oh no oh no Ain’t no way you’re gonna stop my shine Ain’t no way you niggaz wanna stop mine Ya niggaz must be out yo mind, I don’t know why What the fuck is you niggaz pressin me for I saw more ass than a ho and you stressin the raw If I was testin your jaw, maybe then you would respect me But you can’t respect me cuz you dont even know me Nigga check me (come on) I’m that motherfucker that’ll put you to sleep, while you sleepin Red dot from a hundred feet, you just knew you was creepin Bad decisions lead to last decisions Fast collision, now yo ass is missin (what) Take it over there now you bring it back to the streets Have you forgotten what it means when a dog shows his teeth? Let me break it down for you he’s about to attack yo

Aint It Funny..lmao
It seemed to be like the perfect thing for you and me It's so ironic you're what I had pictured you to be But there are facts in our lives We can never change Just tell me that you understand and feel the same This perfect romance that I've created in my mind I'd live a thousand lives Each one with you right by my side But yet we find ourselves in a less than perfect circumstance And so it seems like we'll never have the chance Ain't it funny how some feelings you just can't deny (Oh) And you can't move on even though you try (Oh) Ain't it strange when you're feeling things you shouldn't feel Oh, I wish this could be real Ain't it funny how a moment could just change your life (Oh) And you don't want to face what's wrong or right (No) Ain't it strange how fate can play a part In the story of your heart Sometimes I think that a true love can never be I just believe that somehow it wasn't meant for me Life can be cruel in a way that I can't explain And I don't th

Ain't Love Grand
They say when you enter into a relationship you give up certain things. I've apparently given up wearing panties, and most days that end in "Y", a bra too. Well, it was a compromise of sorts. I gave up "proper" undergarments in exchange for corsets and thongs. I've already got some great bruises from the corset so it was a decent trade. If my computer chair were sentient I'm sure it would be scarred for life from all the masturbating I've done on it. I'm sure at some point the sheets on the bed are just going to remove themselves in disgust. I'm not supposed to be talking to strange boys, but frankly, this is the internet, all boys are a little strange. But in return I get somebody who is absolutely wild about me and indulges my selfish whims 24/7. Now if I could just get him to move closer, I know the neighbors would hate us, but the local adult shops would know us on sight.

Ain't It The Truth
Ain't it the truth At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin , Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. Put these words upon his tomb, " Taxes drove me to my doom..." When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax. A

Ain't This A Bitch?
Yesterday my A/C was frozen. It was hot as hell outside and inside. About 88 F inside the house.It's fixed now. And I'll be damned if it ain't cool and windy outside today now that the A/C is working fine lmfao Ain't that a bitch? LOL

Aint This A Crock Of Shit!
LOL get this shit. Yesterday I was being exceptionally nasty just for the heck of it. I figure if I do it bad enough he'll just tell me leave and then I don't have to take my sweet time cause of the holidays. Well he looks at me says "Do you love me?" I said "NO". He said "look at me, Do you love me", and I said "NO" then he says look me in the eye, do you love me? I told him I SAID NO. Then he starts talkin bout the blazer I bought yesterday Is that fucked up or what? How can he be so frigging stupid....oh and he said "why are you losin weight for, I never see you turn down food now u do. Whats goin on." I'm like uh hey dumbass i need to lose the weight, or did u forget u were calling me lard ass 2 weeks ago? Now I've lost 10 pounds and u r complaining? I can't win for losing. ooh and lets see, I'm a horrible mother because I worked all last night, and I came home to sleep. Yes its my night off tonight, but I still was very tired. I didnt come right in and play with my daughter at 7

Ain't That The Truth!
It ain't the smoke, it's the fire that gets the burnin' done If it wasn't for the bullet, nobody'd fear the gun It ain't the bark, it ain't the growl, it's the bite that hurts Thunder's just a noise, boys, lightnin' does the work

Ain't Life Grand
There we go Hand & Hand Strolling the Beach Ain't Life Grand We pause to think How life has been Who ever thought We started as Friends Thinking way back Until that day We never knew We would end up this way Now here we are Ten years have passed All we can say now is Ain't Life Grand

Ain't God Good!!!!
The Windows Of Heaven The windows of Heaven are open, the blessings are falling tonight! THere's Joy, Joy, Joy in my heart since Jesus made EVERYTHING right! I gave Him my old tattered garment, He gave me a robe of pure white; I'm feasting on manna from Heaven and THAT'S WHY I', HAPPY TONIGHT!!! For those who do not know...I have been with out a car since August.. TO go any where I either walked or got a ride form my mom..Well who says you can't out give God. Last Saturday I found $40. I didn't think of how I was going to spend it instead my first thougtht was give it to God. That was last Sunday and this Sunday...God GAVE me a car. Praise God. AIn't God good. Watch our folks.. The blessing are flowing. I can't wait to see what else HE has in store for me and my kids! HALLRLUJAH!!!! Can u tell I am excited!!!!! Yes!

Ain't Nothin Wrong...
With a big girl. I see past size and look at character. Big girls and skinny girls can be sweet or total super mega bitches. Size doesn't matter...its alll about personality, character, and how you carry yourself that makes you attractive...not if you're a single digit size.

Ain't
He was just a little boy, On a week's first day. Wandering home from Sunday School, And dawdling on the way. He scuffed his shoes into the grass; He even found a caterpillar. He found a fluffy milkweed pod, And blew out all the "filler." A bird's nest in a tree overhead, So wisely placed up so high. Was just another wonder, That caught his eager eye. A neighbor watched his zig zag course, And hailed him from the lawn; Asked him where he'd been that day And what was going on. "I've been to Bible School," He said and turned a piece of sod. He picked up a wiggly worm replying, "I've learned a lot about God." "M'm very fine way," the neighbor said, "for a boy to spend his time." "If you'll tell me where God is, I'll give you a brand new dime." Quick as a flash the answer came! Nor were his accents faint. "I'll give you a dollar, Mister, If you can tell me where God ain't." :) Author Unknown-

Aint It The Truth.......
10 Truths Black And Hispanic People Know, But White People Won't Admit: 1. Elvis is dead. 2. Jesus was not white. 3. Rap music is here to stay. 4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. 5. Skinny does not equal sexy. 6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. 7. A 5-year-child is too big for a stroller. 8. N'Sync will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5. 9. An occasional whooping helps a child stay in line. 10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal. -o- 10 Truths White And Black People Know, But Hispanic People Won't Admit: 1. Hickeys are not attractive. 2. Chicken is food, not a roommate. 3. Jesus is not a name for your son. 4. Men don't wear hair nets. 5. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter. 6. "Jump out and run" is not a substitute for car insurance. 7. 10 people to a car is considered too many. 8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement. 9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every perso

~*~ Ain't Love Grand~*~ Trois (3)
Images Of You Inside Me by Blackwidow i saw my reflection in the mirror on the wall*and as i walked away*i felt the tears begin to fall*it seems like everytime time i try*to get you off my mind*everywhere i look your face i find*in the depths of my secret*i am aching down inside*but still i try*to run away and hide~there are images of you inside me~they will never leave~still i try to move on*but you are not gone~you are in my very soul~never to leave me alone~i tell you to take your love away~but you stay~why do i still love thee~all i see~ are images of you inside me*never again i say*will i fall so deep in love*for then would i see*all those faces haunting me*i wonder if a piece of me stays*everytime i walked away*do you feel the same*they say that once you love someone*they become a part of you*well i guess it's true~between then and now~i have never been alone~because everywhere i turn i see~ images of you inside me

Ain't Fair
So that idiot DJ CREENITINC still won't talk to me, I figured I'd delete my photo bucket images that were linked to the lounge, he doesn't deserve them for what he did to me. Should I now ask the co-owner to remove the background I designed? Or just let it be?

Aint No Sun Shine
this goes out 2 all the hurt ones who was every worng when they was right. you try to forget the pain but you cant the pain is the only memory. even if u startin something new you carry that flame that blame of the old realtionship in the new one. THE older i get i gain the wisdom to when to hold on and let go..i have flaws dont we all? im a good guy who finish last that a good thing at some point of times.BUT in this case im geting a shift foot in my aS*. I WILL NEVER GIVE UP TRYING TO FIND MY TURE LUV. but i expect life no matter the outcome..but i feel like that old song..cause i still have not found what im looking for?

Aint People Fucked Up??
hmmmmmm ok----now isnt it funny how people need you and want you and want to have something to do with you on their own time and their own schedule????? you always make sure you are right there for everyone no matter what turmoil you are facing in your life...you make sure to be right there for anyone you can...anyone who comes to you !!! but where is anyone when u need them?? sound familiar??? you pour your everything out for what for nothing you give your all for what?? for nothing!!!!! how can anyone truly call themselves a friend when they do this to someone.....some people actually do have feelings and those feelings can get hurt pretty easily sometimes especially in sensitive situations...so i say....DONT FUCK WITH ME DONT TOY WITH ME-----DONT SAY YOU LOVE ME IF REALLY IN FACT YOU DONT-----DONT SAY YOU NEED ME IF IN FACT YOU CAN LIVE EVERYDAY IF YOU LOST ME! DONT SAY YOU WANNA BE THERE FOR ME IF AT THE FIRST SIGHT OF YOUR OWN PERSONAL GAIN YOU DITCH ME FOR SELFISH REASONS!!!! AN

Aint He Sweet!
Check Out My Sexy New Ownertendercop Isn't He A Doll? Stop by and show him tons of Fu Luvin!!! I'm just getting to know him, and I am loving him already!! Get to know him too you will be glad you did!!! Tendercop Owner of Pink 0828@ fubar This Pimp-Out Brought To You By His Slave: *Pink0828*~*~Owned By Tendercop~*~@ fubar

Ain't It The Truth!!!
Ain't it the Truth!!! A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. 'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '115,' she says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140 (I wish). The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 8,' she says. The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5 ' 5'. She then takes her blood pressure And tells the woman it is very high. 'Of course it's high!' she screams, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'

Ain't Skeered A Bit!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I think acting gay is funny. 2. Fake people piss me off(,,l,,) 3. 20 bucks says I'm a bigger dork than you... 4. I dated a porn star (go me!) 5. I love to sing, but I suck at it! 6. I have a tattoo. 7. I love to cook. 8. I have a huge fear of nothing?!? 9. I don't wanna grow up. 10. I can fix anything. 11. I absolutely adore my two children. 12. I like fubar waaaay too much! 13. My favorite movie's are Some Kind of Wonderful and The Matrix 14. My weakness is... that I care too much. 15. I think outside of the box, but I love to lick it!!! I tag: Brit Shorty Beautiful UFCGirl Breezey

Ain't That A Bitch
I've been deleted waaaa waaaa waaaa PLS rate fan add me all love returned...Spank her/his page hard they like it...Any and all love will be returned...She/He is a great person to have as a friend you won't be disappointed go hit their page hard blah blah fuckin blah... I am so fucking sick and tired of taking time away from helping my friends or on my contest for the PLEAS of someone you know asking for help with "THEIR" friend who was deleted, don't know why waaaaaaaa it's so sad breakin my fucking heart...From here on in I will not help out anyone I don't know, I'm sick of rate fan and adding certain ppl with the promise to return the love and all the fuckers do is accept your friend request...I don't need to spend an hour rating all the pics and stash of someone who more than likely fucked their own way into getting deleted for just a friend...Hell I get friend requests everyday and all they want is another person added to their list and you'll never see them again...I LOVE MY FR

69 Ain't Always What It Seem.
69 days and yes Carlton is still an addict I thank u God, my higher power for allowing me 2 live as a functional addict. Not a still active addicted addict, who is unmanageable, living in denial (don’t even no I am lying), self centered and selfish person who will not surrender 2 God, but 2 the disease of addiction. Today I know life is not bad when living on life’s terms. I just deal with situations as they arrive. It doesn’t matter how big or small the dilemma, I know I don’t have 2 use. Cause one crumb, bud, sip is too many and 1,000 will never b enough. I was the type of addict that needed more then one of anything from kilograms 2 pounds or teaspoons 2 gallons. In the end I might not be able to afford 1,000 of anything, but over a period of time it would amount up. Today I longer worry but I do think about what is best 4 a self suffering addict that doesn’t use drugs dependencies, but now himself. I depend on what got me this far, my prays or my results of my prayers I patie

Ain't Gonna Catch Me Slippin'
I D E S P I S E tattletales. There's one amongst my cworkers. Funny thing is, she doesn't know I know. She has it out for me. Don't know exactly why either. Sure I made mistakes in my first few weeks in a new position. It happens. But I learned from my mistakes. It's all good now. Or so I thought. Whatever happened to the code of the street? No matter what, don't narc, Don't squeal, Keep yo mouth shut, Mind yo business. Oh wait, she's an uptight, racist, war mongering, busy body. She's the old lady that writes angry letters and spies on her neighbors thru her blinds from the safe haven that is her living room. The fake woman who's sticky sweet to your face but talks up a shit storm as soon as you turn the corner. Shitty thing is, I would go out of my way for her. I thought she was cool! We'd talk shit, make jokes...hmph. Now I know better. Not gonna catch me slippin' again. My lips are sealed. -REL

Aint It A Kick... In The Head?
I keep getting kicked in the face. I'm not sure if its anything I did wrong or if it was a gap in my defenses I might just be too abrupt too direct too used to headbutting feet to solve my problems. I'd scratch my head and nonchalantly tell you I can't help it. I have a high IQ, but I tell you sometimes I can be pretty stupid. ...sorry. Well, I'm not sorry for how I feel. I know I should stick to my good intentions. Not to rush headlong into a blind corner. I'm tipping the soufle'... I know. Putting my cart before my horse. Sorry, I said to wait, I said to know you backwards forwards memorized That's kinda difficult when you're so used to getting kicked in the face. I'm not asking you to love me. Okay... I am, but I shouldn't. It's that pesky dichotomy of mine flaring up again. The part of my soul that wants you is certainly louder. The part of me that does the right thing, through the right channels- I think is on vacation this week.

Aint That About A Bitch Its Taxi The Movie
have u ever seen a man that lives 2 steps awy from his mom if u havent or fogot, have u ever seen taxi who the hell drives when they can sing ,who the hell lives 2 steps away from there mom ,well dont miss the movie its straight funny and for u should see the way he drives kinda like a manieak (lol)thanks for this oppertunity peps see ya

Aint It Funny?
How people on fubar try to be players?? lmfao! Wow! Sure it is easy to be a player online because you can be fake and until you get called out you keep playin your game. I am always upfront and honest and don't ever call me your girl or your woman or boo or whatever you think i am to you because im not! You got plenty of chicks to deal with why bother with me? I don't play that game. So go ahead and be a player with stupid chicks that think you actually like them. Its a pathetic game for boys and I'm sorry but I like grown men hehe! Your girl comes and pervs my page and shit and you fail to tell anyone that you have a girl lmfao! hmm then you don't want me to add her for some strange reason! Well I am a grown ass woman and I will do what I want. Oh and then you cry about not getting bling??? Get your girl to buy it for you!

Ain't About What's Waiting On The Other Side ..
We all rush to get to a place in life, often times when we reach it, it isn't what completes us ... We are left wanting more. Sometimes it is good not to want too many things, it's the journey not the destination. I like the song that goes .. I haven't been on but I have seen people come by my page. Love you all hope to be back soon ... Oh and remember, if you want to make me a chest salute, I would be honored ... nudge nudge wink wink ...

Aint It Funny By Jennifer Lopez
It seemed to be like the perfect thing for you and meIt's so ironic you're what I had pictured you to beBut there are facts in our livesWe can never changeJust tell me that you understand and you feel the sameThis perfect romance that I've created in my mindI'd live a thousand livesEach one with you right by my sideBut yet we find ourselves in a less than perfect circumstanceAnd so it seems like we'll never have the chanceAin't it funny how some feelings you just can't denyAnd you can't move on even though you tryAin't it strange when your feeling things you shouldn't feelOh, I wish this could be realAin't it funny how a moment could just change your lifeAnd you don't want to face what's wrong or rightAin't it strange how fate can play a partIn the story of your heartSometimes I think that a true love can never beI just believe that somehow it wasn't meant for meLife can be cruel in a way that I can't explainAnd I don't think that I could face it all againI barely know you but somehow

Aint Dat The Truth?
"We shall extend and display respect to all others which reflects our own appreciation of humanity. We shall carry our pride quietly, neither boasting of ourselves nor speaking badly of others - often a dishonest method of self-praise. Yet we must be unashamed of our principles and honest in our criticisms."~ Hawaiian Code of Conduct

Ain't A Fool
Ain't a foolChanges were madeI ain't that fool any moreold ways no more cause that fools dead and goneThings are gonna change for better or for worse Waitand see cause I ain't that fool anymorea fool I once was I can not denybut things changeI grew upand I ain't that same guy I ain'tno foolAt least not the one you knewyou can kiss my asscause I ain't that fool no more.

Aint Life Just Freakin Grand??
I've been off site for a long while and am getting back in the swing of things again, sorta. Was laid off and sniveilin like a little girl about that then when I got back to work it was 6 days a week and I was eatin that up like candy. Now I'm a freaking Foreman, chasin my damn tail more that I ever like to. Boss says, hey it's more money. Whatever. Overtime is gone, I'm at at straight 40 a week and I have guys under me getting mad overtime and makin my paycheck look way freakin sad. AINT LIFE JUST GRAND.

Ain't No Sunshine - Al Green
Ain't no sunshine when she's goneIt's not warm when she's awayAin't no sunshine when she's goneAnd she's always gone too long Anytime she goes away Wonder this time where she's goneWonder if she's gonna stayAin't no sunshine when she's goneAnd this house just ain't no homeAnytime she goes away And I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know Yeah I'm gonna leave young thing alone but ain't no sunshine when she's gone Ain't no sunshine when she's goneOnly darkness everydayAin't no sunshine when she's goneAnd this house just ain't no homeAnytime she goes awayAnytime she goes awayAnytime she goes awayAnytime she goes away

Ain't Gonna Fix
Long and cold so I been told All this pain will keep me sane Bitching and moaning with all your groaning Ain't gonna fix the problem growing the stress makes sick the apparent dick The idoit that stands before Trying to lore. the heart is still sore from your slamming door I would rather soar looking up in the sky wishing I could be so high away from this place so I wouldn't have to make my case.

Ain't Ya Heard
It's mad vauge like memories. Only in summaries. Remember way back when i the dreamcast. It was all to last. Like looking for a thick chick with cash. Roll 'em up stack 'em like dollars. Chicka kunucks nip the butt like tuck. Cuz i don't give a fuck. Heh ha remember when i played a game called sonic. Was a character i would play as this red dred headed motherfucker name knuckles. But really you can just call me chuckles heh ha ha ha chuckles. Whoo i'ma wicked fine g you don't see. Shooting spitting coming out of 1st & 2nd infantry. Life ain't all what it is caked up to be. I ain't gotta hit with the rap. Cuz shit is just a wrap. Fuck all the trap you lost off the radar off the map. I'm as wicked with the insane as my first name. Kris sweet as nice & charming. Watch as i kick with that wicked venomus flow. I got a 9 inch thats thick full hard on. Get up way between ya girls ass. Heard your shit you garbage like trash. Insane wicked's putting it down with the clown. Stacked packed with 4

Ain't Going Down Till The Sun Comes Up.
Rules: 1. Put your iTunes, windows media player, etc., on shuffle. 2. For each question, press next to get your answer. 3. You must write that song name down no matter how silly it sounds. 4. Tag 25 people in your note that you want to do this activity. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 1. If someone says "Are you okay" you say? I Swear 2. How would you describe yourself? Hedwig's Theme 3. What do you like in a guy/girl? On A Night Like This 4. How do you feel today? Damien 5. What is you life's purpose? Something Like That 6. What is your motto? Behind the Blue Eyes 7. What do your friends think of you? Angels Anomg Us 8. What do your parents think of you? Everything I do 9. What do you think about often? Wild Thing 10. What is 2+2? Where the Green Grass Grows 11. What is your life story? Here Comes The Rain 12. What do y

Ain't So Simple Rules I Live By
Personal Life: I have struggled with depression for 37 years. Finally, when I reached 32, I humbled myself and chose the wise path of seeing a medical doctor. For years, I thought I could handle it all on my own. I will use herbal medicine and self-help books. After 32 years of wandering in my own desert, I finally accepted the fact that my depression is a chemical imbalance. I was diagnosed with clinical depression that is low grade but constantly present known as chronic Dysthmia. In retrospect, I graduated high school (with not so good grades) and I graduated college (with so-so grades). But I could not keep a job for more than a year once I graduated college. I went from one job to another to another to another. Also, I lived life not having many friends. I recall very few times when I would eat at the lunch room with anyone when I was in school. I certainly didn't go to parties or hang our with anyone. I was a loner most of my life until high school. It wasn't until

Ain't Nobody Telling Me What My Baby Allergic To
Ain't Nobody Telling Me What My Baby Allergic To By Amber RichardsonMarch 28, 2007 | ISSUE 43•13So yesterday some bitch nurse at the clinic was wasting my time trying to tell me my baby Liondrae all allergic to penicillin or some shit. I don't know what kind of made-up bullshit that is. She probably, like, said it just to come off all important.Besides, who asked her to tell me what 'Drae allergic to anyway? I only brought him to the clinic 'cause that cut on his arm he got trying to climb the chain-link fence behind our apartment got all nasty and green and shit. They jabbed his arm up with penicillin to clear it up, but next morning, he got all swollen and looked funny, so I had to bring him back in, and that's when the nurse say he must be allergic. Now he have to be given special antibiotics twice a day, like I got time to fuck around with medicine.And then they tried to blame me for the penicillin shit, like I should've known he'd have a bad reaction to it. Well, I ain't a

Aint Gonna Last
Lay down beside me. Tell me...Is it mean to ask, does this work Do you imagine? You and I Together in this world Dont try to tell me Your lies.. I will work you out Tear you apart cause I can see it in your eyes This aint gonna work This aint gonna work I get a feeling This aint gonna last From experieneces That Ive had in the past I know weve been here Many of times But its only the truth That im trying to find In your reflection What do you see Does it mirror Who your ment to be Try to be honest With me...with me Can you afford to be With someone like me I get a feeling this aint gonna las t From experiences That ive had in the past I know weve been here many of time But its only the truth That im trying to find This aint gonna work This aint gonna work

Ain't Even Close...
They say you wanna leave meBut what do they knowYou know they don't understandThe CRAZY way we rollNow come over here babyI'm gonna teach you a thang or twoWhere ya goin babyI ain't even close to done with youYou ain't enough for twoFor what I got in storeSo you better tell that other girlShe better not come round here no moreWhere ya goin babyI'm gonna teach you a thang or twoYou better grab on to that pillow boyCause I ain't even close to done with youI hear ya cryinMoaning out my nameJust give me one more hour babyYou'll NEVER be the sameI know you've been thinkinBut you better think twiceYou don't want me to send you outTo where it's cold as iceSo Take off your coatThrow it on the floorGo an turn out those lights babyAnd you better lock that doorCome here babyI'm gonna teach you a thang or twoYou better hold on to that pillow boyCause I ain't even close to done with youI hear ya cryinMoanin out my name

"aion" Europe And The United States Market Analysis Of Operations
"Eternal Tower" since listing, is caused by a very beautiful picture with its unique air system, popular in Southeast Asia. Also attract a lot of Europe and the United States players’ eye, whether it is national dress, hanbok, Japanese wear players can see a lot of Europe and the United States presence. MMORPG.COM for "Aion," reputation is high, a few months, the "Eternal Tower" has been ranked top three in the rankings. And more sales data indicate that the client pre-sales in North America reached 80 million for the aion cd key, with annual sales expected to exceed 100 million dollars. Can see that global players on the game of love. Prospects After a five times, after a closed test, "Eternal Tower" Europe and the United States was finally ushered in the beta. On September 13 after the end of beta, the United States serve will start charging 22 operators, while the European service will also be on the 25th to start charging operations regarding to the Aion cd key. This miss

Air
Your Element Is Air You dislike conflict, and you've been able to rise above the angst of the world. And when things don't go your way, you know they'll blow over quickly. Easygoing, you tend to find joy from the simple things in life. You roll with the punches, and as a result, your life is light and cheerful. You find it easy to adapt to most situations, and you're an open person. With you, what you see is what you get... and people love that! What's Your Element?

Air
AIR Air is the Element of the intellect, it is the realm of thought, which is the first step toward creation. Magickally speaking, Air is the clear, uncluttered, pure visualization which is a powerful tool for change. It is also movement, the impetus that sends the visualization out toward manifestation. It rules spells and rituals involving travel, instruction, freedom, obtaining knowledge, discovering lost items, uncovering lies, and so on. It can also be used to develope the psychic faculties. Spells involving Air usually include the act of placing an object in the Air or dropping something off the side of a mountain or other high place so that the object actually connects physically with the Element. Air is a masculine Element, being dry, expansive, and active. It is the Element that excells in places of learning, and which is at work while we theorize, think, and ponder. Air rules the East because this is the direction of the greatest light, and the light of

Air
Air serves as a transmitter and a messenger. Because magic (and some schools of higher physics) asserts that nothing that exists truly disappears, to say that something "vanishes into thin air" is meant very literally when discussing magic spells. Candles that access the power of fire also summon the power of air: what is burned disappears into the air. Air is associated with astral travel; witches fly through the air even if the journey is accomplished with dreams or visions. Air is considered a masculine, yang energy. Fragrance is the language of air. Word charms also draw upon Air power. Air signs: Gemini, Libra, Aquarius.

Air
AIR I don’t care that you’re five I don’t care that you’re fifty Because I am more than just thrifty To the new I’m a donor To the pro I’m a shark I float them I sink them in the day and in dark I shine in the light Yet also when not And carry this rhythm that one can not stop I come to the mother lying in bed And go with the father when eyes blood shot red Due to the time I now can be mapped With your resources I’m purged and or trapped A love that is stronger more devoted than mine Came with me at time now you can ask why Michael T

Air.
There once was a child made out of glue. Fathered by an evil man, bred by a fool.With the head of girl and the body of a leech,black writhered through her veins,Her skin reeking of bleach.She knew not of her misfortune.She knew not of her pain.Locked away in her glass jar,She only knew of hate.With a heart of pure acidand a smile full of bile;she was a hopeless wonder.She was a forgotten child.Her jar grew old and fragile.Her face grew sad and blue.She wore the skin of transparentcy.She wore skin of the moon.The wind seeped into her chamber.Slowly drying her up.Whispering songs to liven her; she fell in love with his touch. Sealed away at the bottom, one day she smiled at a foolish thought.His possession ov

Air America Radio
For the last 30+ years, rich and powerful enemies of We The People have used Orwellian speech to convince hard-working Americans to vote against their own best interests. We have been drifting toward oligarchy ever since. We are on the brink right now.The folks behind Air America Radio have said, "Enough!" Maybe there's still time.The people united cannot be defeated. Air America Radio

Air And Angels
Twice or thrice had I lov'd thee, Before I knew thy face or name; So in a voice, so in a shapeless flame Angels affect us oft, and worshipp'd be; Still when, to where thou wert, I came, Some lovely glorious nothing I did see. But since my soul, whose child love is, Takes limbs of flesh, and else could nothing do, More subtle than the parent is Love must not be, but take a body too; And therefore what thou wert, and who, I bid Love ask, and now That it assume thy body, I allow, And fix itself in thy lip, eye, and brow. Whilst thus to ballast love I thought, And so more steadily to have gone, With wares which would sink admiration, I saw I had love's pinnace overfraught; Ev'ry thy hair for love to work upon Is much too much, some fitter must be sought; For, nor in nothing, nor in things Extreme, and scatt'ring bright, can love inhere; Then, as an angel, face, and wings Of air, not pure as it, yet pure, doth wear, So thy love may be m

The Air And The Blood
The Air and The Blood With evry beat of our hearts Cruelty and Fate have kept us aprt Ages of pain through time descend With evry moment wish the hurting would end For a moment I see You Smile on Your face At last You have come to me Through time and space I reach out to touch You And then You are gone With a breath and a beat My heart carries on. Each day I miss You More than the last Til someone brings You to me Out of the past Now that I have found You Ill never let go My love to You You will always know You are the Air And the Blood to me And together we will stay for all Eternity For Rayne I Love You

Airbrushing By "magik"
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Airborne
The donning of their chutes, the wearing of the gear. Not one recruit in those that are here. Nostrils filled with Aircraft exhaust; the men are in the aft, not one of them lost. Waiting for the go and the green light; the soft white snow, far below in the night. Down they come, fast with their gear; each man deployed so very near. They hit, they roll, they drag so light; canopies released and buried out of sight. Who are these men, who dared to be scorned; their Berets say it all, this is the AIRBORNE. Marc Belanger,1982

The Airborne Mystique
In French we are known as "Les Paras", in German "Die Fallschirmjager", in Spanish "Los Paracaidistas" and in English "Paratroopers". Whatever the language used, the connotation is that of Soldiers who are held in awe and respect by our Countrymen and adversaries. We form a body of tough,elite, highly disciplined troops for any Nation. For some, we have been held back as a generalreserve; for others, we have been the first forces employed in times of trouble. More than any other types, Airborne forces are most directly and effectively useful in cold war, limited conflict and general war. In cold war we represent the Nation's "hole card"---Mobile forces always ready for rapid deployment and so are a deterrent force. In limited war, we would likely be the first Army forces strategically deployed. In general war, we could carry out a variety of missions, such as reinforcing combat elements already deployed, filling strategic gaps where there were no deployments and interdicting enemy forc

Airborne Gay
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The Airborne Creed
The Airborne CreedI am an Airborne trooper! I jump by parachute from any plane in flight. I volunteered to do it, knowing full well the hazards of my choice.I serve in a mighty Airborne Force – famed for deeds in War – renowned for readiness in peace. It is my pledge to uphold its honor and prestige in all that I am – in all I do.I am an elite trooper – a sky trooper – a spearhead trooper.I blaze the way to far flung goals – behind, before, above my country’s enemy’s front lines.I know that someday I may have to fight without support for days on end. Therefore, I keep my mind and body always fit to do my part in any Airborne mission. I am self reliant and unafraid. I shoot true, and march fast and far. I fight hard and will excel in everything I do just in case of war.I will never fail a fellow paratrooper. I cherish the sacred trust and the lives of men with whom I serve. Leaders have my fullest loyalty, and those who I lead will never,

The Airborne!
What manner of men are these who wear the maroon beret? They are, firstly, all volunteers and are toughened by hard physical training.As a result they have that infectious optimism and that offensive eagerness which comes from physical well being. They have "jumped" from the air and by so doing have conquered fear. Their duty lies in the van of the battle; they are proud of this honour and have never failed in any task. They have the highest standards in all things whether it be skill in Battle or smartness in the execution of all peacetime duties. They have shown themselves to be as tenacious and determined in defence as they are courageous in the attack. They are, in fact, men apart -- every man an Emperor. Of all the factors which make for success in battle the spirit of the warrior is the most decisive. That spirit can be found in full measure in the men who wear the maroon beret. Field Marshall The Viscount Montgomery of Alamein THE AIRBORNE MYSTIQUE In Fren

Aircraft
You scored as Dassault Mirage 2000. You've taken the classic Mirage. Lock on to your target, and watch as he fails to escape your awesome versatility. Then, once comfortable and ready, send him the lead greeting card - or a sidewinder missileDassault Mirage 200080%Boeing 74775%F-117 Nighthawk60%Supermarine Spitfire50%Extra 300S40%Cessna Amphibian40%Horsa Glider35%Microsoft Flight Simulator25%What's Your Aircraft?created with QuizFarm.com

Aircraft Humor
Aircraft Humor Reassurance for all those of us who fly routinely in our jobs. After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, then the pilots review the gripe sheets right before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some of the actual maintenance complaints submitted by the Qantas' pilots (as marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (as marked with an S) by the maintenance engineers. By the way, it is relevant to note that Qantas is the only major airline in the world that has never, ever, had an accident! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in the cockpit. S

Aircraft Mechanic Humor
I friend sent this to me...just had to pass it on! lol Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in our jobs. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS pilots (P) and the solutions recorded (S) by maintenance engineers. By the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. (Next time I fly, I am sending me, a recliner, and my laptop in a very large box.) P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, exce

Aircraft Noise Complaint.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Luke AFB is west of Phoenix and is rapidly being surrounded by civilization that complains about the noise from the base and its planes, forgetting that it was there long before they were. A certain lieutenant colonel at Luke AFB deserves a big pat on the back. Apparently, an individual who lives somewhere near Luke AFB wrote the local paper complaining about a group of F-16s that disturbed his/her day at the mall. When that individual read the response from a Luke AFB officer, it must have stung quite a bit. The complaint: "Question of the day for Luke Air Force Base: Whom do we thank for the morning air show? Last Wednesday, at precisely 9:11 a.m., a tight formation of four F-16 jets made a low pass over Arrowhead Mall, continuing west over Bell Road at approximately 500 feet. Imagine our good fortune! Do the Tom Cruise-wannabes feel we need this wake-up ca

Aircraft Carrier Escort
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Air Canada, Flight Attendants Reach Tentative Deal
Air Canada AC.B-T and the union representing flight attendants have called a truce and reached a tentative agreement,gucci outlet spurred by the spectre of back-to-work legislation in Ottawa. The country’s largest airline and the Canadian Union of Public Employees (CUPE) announced the settlement just hours before 6,800 flight attendants were set to go on strike. “The conclusion of a tentative agreement is welcome news for our customers and we want to thank them for their ongoing loyalty and support during this round of contract negotiations. It’s business as usual and customers can continue to make their travel plans on Air Canada with confidence,” Susan Welscheid, Air Canada’s senior vice-president of customer service, said in a statement Tuesday. Jeff Taylor, president of CUPE’s Air Canada component, had been feuding with Ms. Welscheid and other Air Canada executives, but adopted a conciliatory tone after a marathon set of negotiations. “T

The Air Exits, The Sea Accepts Me
Peer into the rift Which resonates with the dead silence I live for the day that I die In the eyes of the watchers. Carefully I fall overboard Faithlessly swimming In the treacherous waters Where I once safely navigated. I denounce the world in my insomnia Trace my finger over the braille like Glacial lashes A brain soaked with the wines of a salesman But who is selling the black medal Of drowning to who? I saw it all! and I remember nothing But a sea spider and its eminence 8 appendages hold a quill With the ink of the devil fish Writing on the walls of dead cities In illuminating code Beating the life out of the life sink my body sink The air exits, the sea accepts me.

Air Escort
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Aires Device
The smell of hot solder, sweat, and chemicals permeates his underground lab. Now that he is free from the whims of the incompetent Commander he has begun his work in earnest. Thinking of his love so far away, he runs his hand over his beryllium head and sighs, the constant reminder that he is nothing more then a tool, even now he works for another, but he of course is working the angles. soon he says soon as he solders the circuit board to the last of the wires. He calls in his iron grenadiers an have them start loading the pieces of his newest creation into a cargo plane stolen from a local military base. Built with funding from a third party he made sure he had enough to build is own. The Aries will be the end of those who oppose him, and he will use it to bring Cobra to their knees and retrieve his love from the clutches of that insufferable idiot that leads them...

Air Force Reservists Welcomed Home
NIAGARA FALLS - While Senior Airman Daniel K. Scott was flying home from the Middle East on Wednesday, his mother, Abby, of Castile in Wyoming County, was up at 4 a.m. baking chocolate chip cookies. The cookies were in the car when she and her husband, Paul, arrived at the Niagara Falls Air Reserve Station before noon to welcome their son. Scott's girlfriend, Kristin Nesbitt, 29, of Buffalo, was also there to greet him. "It feels good to be home," said Scott, 26, after piling off a C-130 Hercules transport plane and hugging his parents and girlfriend. Scott, a crew chief with the 914th Airlift Wing, was one of 50 Air Force reservists who returned to the base from the Middle East, ending the largest and longest deployment in the unit's history. Barbara Freitas, a Canadian who lives in St. Catharines, Ont., was waiting for her husband, Master Sgt. Thomas Freitas, an American who maintains the avionics equipment on the C-130 Hercules aircraft, the workhorse of the 914th. Th

Airforce
So far everything is pretty kewl, i got here arround 3-330 pm, signed in and got to my room, kept the roomate a fellow airforce person, hehe, its all kewl, then i came back and helped the guy that signed us in set up this computer, not much to do except connect to the hotel, the clarion... lol wireless, its kinda not all that fast though lc is down a bit according to this cpu... The guy that signed us up has just about everything you could enjoi as far as gaming systems are, ps2 360 big screen tv's and this cpu plus a whole bunch of games that he has for all the systems, hell i think he has more systems than what i mentioned also... lol its pretty awesome. tomorrow i go in at around 4 am. i will be processed, poked prodded and pretty much go over a list of my scars and tats and piercings and everything... its pretty intense for those 12 hours but hey its all kewl. cant wait to actually be in! THis is going to be awesome! Well talk to all you cherrys later!

Air Fares For Active Troops:
Our military is not "flying free" as most Americans believe. As a majority of the airlines do not provide discount fares for the military, the men and women actively serving our country are paying for their own flights home during leave and - in many instances - are paying higher fares than most of the public. The reason for this is that they are unable to book their tickets in advance as their leaves are not always granted 21, 14 nor 7 days in advance. Please sign the Military Airfare Reduction petition to ask the government and 11 major airlines to provide military discounts to those on active duty. Many are unable to fly home because of the inability to afford the airline rates. Please sign this petition in the hopes of showing our military who serve in place of those of us who will not fight our appreciation for their service and dedication. Sign the petition online at: http://www.petitiononline.com/BSMMIL/

Air Force- Thank You
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Airframe
Airframe Michael Crichton's Airframe is a story around an accident aboard a trans-oceanic flight, the manufacturer of that plane, and the investigation of the accident. It is a fast paced story filled with shifting alliances, backstabbing, and television twisting the facts to sell a story. Well, anyhow it’s a great story, could hardly put it down….i may write more later, but today time is short BTW; if you don’t know Michael Crichton is the author of Jurassic park, Congo, Eaters of the dead (the thirteenth warrior), and Sphere.

Airforce
sup people ive feel that i have now made the decision...well ive been trying to give wal-mart a chance to redeem it self but no, for the past 3 to 4 months they have been runnin my team (2nd shift remix) ragged. they have only hired one person for 2nd shift since about nine months of waiting for them to replace jamal who left for HHgreg... jose vegga (my supervisor) went to the new super center about 2 months ago that left 5 people on the entire 2nd shift remix(broken down its 3 people there a day...then we got our first new guy...ok now its 6 and we still have days where there is only 3 people some days(usually side by side with a large 1500 or 1600 piece truck..now lets get to the managers, who half the time dont know what the other is doing (this has inproved lately) we do have a decent store manager and a couple assitant managers that are worth a damn (john,the 2 new managers, helga and brad) well lets get to the asses of the management team, allison(hardcore bitch, feels like s

An Air Force Officer Was Found Guilty Tuesday Of Raping Four Men
EGLIN AIR FORCE BASE, Fla. - An Air Force officer was found guilty Tuesday of raping four men and attempting to rape two others. A nine-member military jury deliberated for about seven hours in Capt. Devery L. Taylor's court-martial. Taylor gave no reaction upon hearing the verdict. Taylor, a medic and the former chief of patient administration at Eglin Regional Hospital, faces a maximum sentence of life in prison. Sentencing was to begin Wednesday. "I am pleased. I am emotional, but I am very, very pleased," said Maj. Kathleen Reder, a military prosecutor. "These men can sit up a little straighter now, I am proud of them," she said of the six victims who testified. Martin Regan, Taylor's civilian defense attorney, declined to comment before sentencing. Military prosecutors described Taylor, 38, as a serial rapist who met men in bars, spiked their drinks with the "date-rape" drug gamma-hydroxybutyrate, or GHB, and kidnapped them. Taylor was charged with t

Air Force Humor
A fellow walked into a pet store and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, a Chief Master Sergeant from the local Air Force Base walked in and said to the shopkeeper, 'I'd like a line service monkey, please.' The clerk nodded, went to a cage at the side of the store and took out a monkey. He put a collar and leash on the animal and handed it to the Chief, saying, 'That'll be $1,000.' The Chief paid and left with the monkey. Surprised, the fellow went to the shopkeeper and said, 'That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did that one cost so much?' The shopkeeper answered, 'Ah, that was a line service monkey. He can park, fuel, and service all aircraft, conduct all required ground ops testing, rig aircraft flight controls, and all with no mistakes. He is also trained in all flight line ops. He's well worth the money.' With his interest peaked, the fellow looked around and spo

The Air Force
http://www.airforce.com/education/enlisted/index.php One of the best aspects of the Air Force career is your ability to make choices. Choices like your career field, promotion, accession, changing you occupation. But The key to getting the most of your career is understanding your options. Me im a very smart person who learns with ease. I had a talk with someone who used to be a recruiter. He said im still eligible but after 33 your not. So im going to handle a few things first then join the Air Force. I would like to learn how to fly too but thats not important to me right now. What is important is the education. He said i can earn 2 years of College without even going to a school. I really need 4 years and that is possible too. I will wait and study my best option at that time. I would like to become a U.S Attorney but lack the 4 years. I got alot of options and none are ruled completely out yet. I can still goto a Clark Institute in Washington to become a Attorney aft

Air Force Bashing W/o A Clue !!
OK LETS GET ONE THING STRAIGHT FOR ALL YALL OUT THERE WHO SAY THE AIR FORCE SUCKS AND THAT THE ARMY AND MARINES ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO DO ANYTHIGN THATS TOTALY BULL S###....... IM AIR FORCE POLICE AND I HAVE 2 ARMY COMMENDATION MEDALS AND A ARMY COMBAT ACTION BADGE AND ONE NAVY/MARINE CORP COMMENDATION ALL FOR COMBAT IN THE 4 DEPLOYMENTS I HAVE DONE TO IRAQ ALL 8 MONTHS AND YEAH I MAY HAVE NOT BEEN THERE AS LONG BUT I HAVE ERNED THE RESPECT OF MORE SOLDIERS AND MARINES THEN MY OWN FELLOW AIRMAN. I HAVE HONORARY MEMBERSHIPS TO THE 3RD AND 4TH INFRENTRY DIVITIONS WITH THE ARMY SO FOR ALL YALL WHO SAY ALL THE AIR FORCE IS USELESS , EAT S### AND GO F### URSELF. IM SICK OF STUPID CIVILIANS AND OTHER MILITARY MEMBERS TELLING ME IM NOT GOOD BECAUSE IM NOT A MARINE OR ARMY TROOP. I CHOOSE AIR FORCE BECAUSE MY FAMILY IS ALL AIR FORCE I GOT A 98% ON MY ASVAB AND I WAS AIR FORCE S.E.R.E. B4 I GOT HURT IN ENDOC SO GET A LIFE AND STOP BASHING SIMPLY BECAUSE UR TOO STUPID TO ASK AND GET EDUCATED TO T

Air Force Test
The object of the game is to move the red block around without getting hit by the blue blocks or touching the black walls. (Hint: initial move is down, maybe.) If you can go longer than 18 seconds y ou are phenomenal. It's been said that the US Air Force uses this for fighter pilots They are expected to go for at least 2 minutes. Don't worry, you will never last that long! In fact, just try to get past 18 seconds! Trick is to think ahead and anticipate. Enjoy! Give it a try but be careful...it is very addictive!! Copy and paste link below: http://members.iinet.net.au/~pontipak/redsquare.html

Air Force Master Sgt. Evander E. Andrews
Air Force Master Sgt. Evander E. Andrews 36, of Solon, Maine; assigned to the 366th Civil Engineering Squad, Mountain Home AFB, Idaho; killed Oct. 10, 2001, in a heavy equipment accident in Qatar. Died: October 10, 2001

Air Fresheners: Keeping Your Home And Business Environments Smelling Fresh And Clean
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Air Force Academy Creates Worship Space For Pagan Cadets
In what is being hailed as a major advance in military religious liberty, officials at the U.S. Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs have agreed to provide worship space for a group of Pagans. The circle of stones was created after adherents of Paganism and other nature-based faiths asked Academy officials for worship space. The Academy already contains a chapel, and officials agreed to honor the request. Observers say the move is significant. Four years ago, the situation regarding religious freedom at the Academy was grim. An air of evangelical Christianity permeated the facility, and cadets were encouraged to see films like “The Passion of the Christ.” During a training session for cadets, an Academy chaplain urged evangelicals to convert their classmates to their brand of Christianity. He told cadets that those not “born again will burn in the fires of hell.” Non-Christian cadets complained of harassment and intolerance. Calls and e-mails po

Air Force Master Sgt. Evander E. Andrews
Died October 10, 2001 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 36, of Solon, Maine; assigned to the 366th Civil Engineering Squad, Mountain Home AFB, Idaho; killed Oct. 10, 2001, in a heavy equipment accident in Qatar.

Air Force Master Sgt. William L. Mcdaniel Ii
Died February 22, 2002 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 29, of Greeneville, Ohio; assigned to the 320th Special Tactics Squadron, stationed at Kadena Air Base, Japan; killed in an MH-47E crash on Feb. 22, 2002, during a training exercise in the Philippines.

Air Force Staff Sgt. Juan M. Ridout
Died February 22, 2002 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 36, of Maple Tree, Wash.; assigned to the 320th Special Tactics Squadron, based at Kadena Air Base, Japan, killed in an MH-47E crash during a training exercise, on Feb. 22, 2002 in the Philippines.

Air Force Senior Airman Jason D. Cunningham
Died March 04, 2002 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 26, of Camarillo, Calif.; assigned to the 38th Rescue Squadron, Moody Air Force Base, Ga; killed during a rescue mission during Operation Anaconda on March 4, 2002, in Afghanistan.

Air Force Tech. Sgt. John A. Chapman
Died March 04, 2002 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 36, of Waco Texas; assigned to the 24th Special Tactics Squadron, Pope Air Force Base, N.C.; killed during a rescue mission during Operation Anaconda on March 4, 2002, in Afghanistan.

Air Force Tech. Sgt. Sean M. Corlew
Died June 12, 2002 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 37, of Thousand Oaks, Calif.; assigned to the 16th Special Operations Wing, Hurlburt Field, Fla.; killed in a MC-130H Combat Talon crash on June 12, 2002, in Afghanistan.

Air Force Staff Sgt. Anissa A. Shero
Died June 12, 2002 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 31, of Grafton, W.V.; assigned to the 16th Special Operations Wing, Hurlburt Field, Fla.; killed in an MC-130H Combat Talon crash on June 12, 2002, in Afghanistan.

Air Force Staff Sgt. Jacob Frazier
Died March 29, 2003 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 24, of St. Charles, Ill., assigned to the 169th Support Operations Squadron, 182nd Airlift Wing, Air National Guard, Peoria, Ill.; killed on March 29, 2003, in Afghanistan.

Air Force Maj. Gregory Stone
Died March 24, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 40, of Boise, Idaho; assigned to 124th Air Support Operations Squadron, Idaho Air National Guard, Boise; died of injuries suffered in a grenade attack March 22 near the Iraq-Kuwait border.

Air Force Lt. Col. John Stein
Died March 23, 2003 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 39, of Bardolph, Ill.; assigned to the 41st Rescue Squadron, Moody Air Force Base, Ga.; killed in a HH-60G Pave Hawk crash on March 23, 2003, in Afghanistan.

Air Force Staff Sgt. John Teal
Died March 23, 2003 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 29, of Dallas, Texas; assigned to the 41st Rescue Squadron, Moody Air Force Base, Ga.; killed in a HH-60G Pave Hawk crash on March 23, 2003, in Afghanistan.

Air Force Master Sgt. Michael Maltz
Died March 23, 2003 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 42, of St. Petersburg, Fla.; assigned to the 38th Rescue Squadron, Moody Air Force Base, Ga.; killed in a HH-60G Pave Hawk crash on March 23, 2003, in Afghanistan.

Air Force Staff Sgt. Jason Hicks
Died March 23, 2003 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 25, of Jefferson, S.C.; assigned to the 41st Rescue Squadron, Moody Air Force Base, Ga.; killed in a HH-60G Pave Hawk crash on March 23, 2003, in Afghanistan.

Air Force Senior Airman Jason Plite
Died March 23, 2003 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 21, of Lansing, Mich.; assigned to the 38th Rescue Squadron, Moody Air Force Base, Ga.; killed in a HH-60G Pave Hawk crash on March 23, 2003, in Afghanistan.

Air Force 1st Lt. Tamara Archuleta
Died March 23, 2003 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 23, of Los Lunas, N.M.; assigned to the 41st Rescue Squadron, Moody Air Force Base, Ga.; killed in a HH-60G Pave Hawk crash on March 23, 2003, in Afghanistan.

Air Force Airman 1st Class Raymond Losano
Died April 28, 2003 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 24, of Del Rio, Texas; 14th Air Support Operations Squadron, Pope Air Force Base, N.C.; died on April 28, 2003, of wounds received April 25 in Afghanistan.

Air Force Capt. Eric B. Das
Died April 7, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 30, of Amarillo, Texas; assigned to the 333rd Fighter Squadron based at Seymour Johnson Air Force Base, N.C.; killed when the F-15E he was piloting went down during a combat mission in Iraq. The incident remains under investigation.

Air Force Maj. William R. Watkins Iii
Died April 7, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 37, of Danville, Va.; assigned to the 333rd Fighter Squadron based at Seymour Johnson Air Force Base, N.C.; killed in action when the F-15E he was in went down during a combat mission in Iraq. The incident remains under investigation.

Air Force Staff Sgt. Patrick Lee Griffin Jr.
Died May 13, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 31, of Elgin, S.C.; assigned to 728th Air Control Squadron, Eglin Air Force Base, Fla.; killed in action near Diwaniyah, Iraq, when his convoy was ambushed en route to Baghdad.

Air Guitar Nation
Maybe it's just me, but when a damn good song comes on I can't help but feel the energy flow through my body. The guitar kicks in heavy and powerful and sure, when I'm by myself I think, I want to do that. Do I have enough musical talent to play the majority of songs I listen to (Or any of them for that matter?), hell no! With my beautiful clear air guitar (see what I did there? ;) Clever!) I can play anything. I'm not missing a single note... This is where Air Guitar Nation comes into play. Everyone know's about air guitar, but how big and serious can it get when you're playing an imaginary insturment? Pretty serious. The film follows Dan Crane (Björn Türoque) and David S. Jung (C. Diddy) and as they try to become the best air guitarists in the world. America has been behind when it comes to taking air guitar as a skill and a talent to be judged to find out who is the best. The movie captures the beginings of air guitar in the United States and the first ever US Air Guitar Championsh

Air Humor
airline humor . . . All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: 1. On a Southwest flight 245 (SW has no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, "People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!" 2. On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants." 3. On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have." 4. "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are on

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Airing My Dirty, Well Clean Laundry!
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Airing No. 1
I cannot get with anyone else but the one person that knows I want him. My heart cannot be anyone elses cause it is not my own to give away. I have given it to him to hold onto, and to take with him where ever he goes. He knows who he is cause Ive told him how I feel about him. Yes, I am considered single and yes! we are not together...but once ive given my heart to someone I have to wait til they give it back in order to get on with my life. If you flirt, I will flirt back..if you need a friend, then I will be a great one..i just cannot be anything other than that right now. Im sorry, and all I can say is that I have no clue what is to become of my heart, I will let you know.

Air It Out???
.............why do people air thier sex life out on the internet to a bunch of strangers ........IN MUMMS ...knowing damn well that nobody is going to say anything nice?? then they get pissed off about it! .....i .....i don't get it oh yeah...........OOGA BOOGA

Airing Grievances
I have been told that I am beautiful,sexy,sweet,kind,understanding,intelligent...Sexy eyes & lips,pretty face & style...Positive sexually...Diverse in conversation...Creative & talented... So why is it no man is proud enough to have me on his arm? I feel like I'm an after thought... I am good enough to look at and a short chat but what it all boils down to is sex? I get approached for sex chat,phone sex,or casual sex...all after hours of course,by extremely young or married men...then there are men who want to spend time with me only in the shadows away from the public eye...I'm searching for that one pearl amongst all the endless amounts of clams?

Air Is The Detached Mental Element; In Keeping With Its Position As Traditional Opposition
Air is one of the light elements. This means that it is not necessarily involved with anything physically present, and, as it happens, air prefers it that way. This element is distant, thoughtful, reflective. This is the element of the mind, of rationality, of pure logic. It keeps its distance from things so as to consider them better; this gives it a unique sense of perspective. On the other hand, air is often an outsider. It is generally not involved in what happens, it is merely an observer. Occasionally, it will get engaged in a purely intellectual sense, without the deep emotional or physical commitment that personalities of other types look for. After a time, air will sort of drift off, having completed its prime Ñ mental Ñ responsibilities. Additionally, air cannot be confronted directly. This is like trying to attack the wind Ñ it does not work. Air will either have a range of perfectly logical defenses against a direct confrontation, or it will simply back off, us

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Airlines !!!!!
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Airline Gripe Sheet, Very Funny.
After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken, and the pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as submitted by Qantas pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has NEVER had an accident. (P = The problem logged by the pilot.) (S = The solution and action taken by the engineers.) P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loo

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Airline Humor
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Airlines
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Air Magick
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Airmen Punished For Nuclear Error
Airmen punished for nuclear error The US Air Force has relieved several officers of their commands after a B-52 bomber was mistakenly flown across the US loaded with nuclear-armed missiles. Three colonels, a lieutenant colonel and 66 other personnel were punished following the incident at Minot Air Force Base, North Dakota, on 29 August. Maj Gen Richard Newton said ground crews had failed to follow procedures. The incident has been described as one of the worst known breaches of nuclear weapons procedures in decades. Six cruise missiles armed with nuclear warheads were mounted on the bomber's wings before it was flown to Louisiana. The missiles were supposed to have been taken to Barksdale Air Force Base, but the warheads should have been removed beforehand. 'Procedural errors' Announcing the results of his six-week investigation, Gen Newton said there had been an "erosion of adherence to weapons-handing standards". They did not follow the formal sch

Airmen Told 'no Uniforms In City'
Airmen told 'no uniforms in city' RAF Wittering is best-known for housing harrier jets Airmen have been told not to leave an RAF base in uniform to avoid being verbally abused by civilians. Officers at RAF Wittering reported that servicemen have been taunted by people in nearby Peterborough who oppose UK involvement in Afghanistan and Iraq. Although military staff are encouraged to wear uniform in public, a local decision was made against doing so in the city, the Ministry of Defence said. The government is investigating as "a matter of urgency". Cambridgeshire police said they did not know of any abuse reported in the city. But a spokesman for RAF Wittering said staff from the base had reported incidents of abuse "up the military chain of command". It is a great shame that some individuals in this community don't respect our forces Des Browne, Defence Secretary He said acting on advice from RAF police, the station commander had then taken the de

The Airmans Creed
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The Air Out....
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Airplane Sex!
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Airport Sex
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Airplane Joke
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy said, "Yes she did." "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you."

Airplane
Blonde Joke A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY LOS ANGELES TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO- PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T

Airplane
She deserves first class A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The head stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blode is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot. The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to

Airport Mistletoe
It was the beginning of December. The trip had gone reasonably well, and he was ready to go back. The airport on the other hand had turned a tacky red and green, and loudspeakers blared annoying elevator renditions of cherished Christmas carols. Being someone who took Christmas very seriously, and being slightly tired, he was not in a particularly good mood. Going to check in his luggage (which, for some reason, had become one suitcase with entirely new clothes), he saw hanging mistletoe. Not real mistletoe, but very cheap plastic with red paint on some of the rounder parts and green paint on some of the flatter and "pointier" parts, that could be taken for mistletoe only in a very Picasso sort of way. With a considerable degree of irritation and nowhere else to vent it, he said to the lady attendant, "Even if I were not married, I would not want to kiss you under such a ghastly mockery of mistletoe." "Sir, look more closely at where the mistletoe is." (pause) "Ok, I

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Airport Camera's
Is there nothing sacred? This short video has no sound, because it was taken by a thermal imaging camera at an airport! Weapons or bombs are not all of the things these cameras detect!! lol Just watch!! Click on the attachment! Beware of Thermal Imaging Cameras at airports!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Airport Rendez
Robin heard the office door swing open. Someone stepped up to speak to Cindy at the front desk. "There's a problem with my maintenance order." Robin's body heated instantly. Jack Houston. She's been hearing him over the radio for the last week, but she'd yet to see him. His voice alone - low, gravely, seductive - sent waves of lust across her body. Whenever he was on the radio, she couldn’t concentrate on anything else. She'd redone a maintenance request twice the day before thanks to the fantasies her mind conjured as he prepared for take-off. Now he stood mere feet away, but Robin didn't dare look up. He couldn’t possibly live up to her fantasy. She'd rather not have her image of a muscular, sex god ruined by reality. "Robin's free. She's at the second desk." Shit! Why hadn't she picked up the phone so she'd look busy. Footsteps approaching her desk. From the sound of it, he was wearing cowboy boots - just like in her fantasies. She looked up. If she hadn't been

Airplane
Being a passenger in a plane This dream can be mundane or remarkable, since some people are ambivalent toward flying while many others hold an irrational fear of flying. In America, it is a well- known fact among football fans that announcer John Madden never flies-he travels around the country by bus. Many people share his aversion, even those who dream of flying. In this case, it is an attempt by one part of the psyche to quell perceived irrationality in another part. Dreams about flying as a passenger may hold a great sense of adventure for the dreamer. This can be due to the journey, the speed, or the destinations available through air travel. Also, it may be due to potential dangers, such as hijacking, which the dreamer may heroically overcome. Piloting a plane Dreams about flying in a plane as the pilot vary tremendously. Is the dreamer a competent person either in sleep or waking? This may indicate a sense of control over circumstances. Does the plane crash? This

Airport Life
work lately has been ok, except i think im going to start charging ppl that ask me Stupid/Dumb question from now on. take this one, the other night while standing in the terminal this guy comes up to me and asked "where mcnammerar terminal" i looked at him, and w/out thinking i said to him "ur standing in it" i had to say it 3-4 times, before it sunk in his head that i was telling him what he wanted to hear. now i speak English good(pretty sure i do, since its the only language i speak) an he spoke English as well. so i know i he was understanding me, but he still looked at me like i was crazy. its at least 4-5times a night i get someone asking me "where's baggage claim" mind u, there asking me while standing in the baggage claim area. working at a airport is nice, fun, interesting at time, it seem that ppl think since u work there and have a airport id, u are to know every flight that comes in an goes out, an u are to know everything that is wrong when there flight is delay

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My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up,that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, In my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you... "Tray-up, Bitch."

Airport Rendezvous
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Airplane Flight
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Airport Escapade
Airport Escapade by thirdarticle © Sitting in the waiting area of Terminal B, Gate 19 at the Dallas airport, Brett looked up from the book he was reading to see her bold, striking presence as she marched up toward the counter where the airline employees were appearing busy as they punched the computer keys. She turned to her husband to answer his inquiry of where she was headed, "I just want to check and make sure this is the right gate." The way she addressed her husband, it was clear who wore the pants in that relationship. Her self-confidence and the commanding air she exuded mesmerized Brett. It did not hurt that she wore low-rise tight jeans and a fitted sweater that just could not quite reach the top of her jeans, thereby providing all observers with just a hint of her flat olive-colored stomach. Brett felt his pulse race as that initial intoxication of instant attraction to another person washed over him. He craved her. He wanted to roll her sweater up just a bit more so

Airport Hotel
Airport Hotel by sundancekid © It was getting late. Dawn sat at her desk watching the clock. It seemed that the time was passing so very slowly. Her body was tingling as she thought about the evening ahead; it had been ages since she had last seen him. She looked again at one of his stories and realised she had to go to the bathroom to masturbate....again. Since their last meeting they had discussed their fantasies over the internet and he had written stories which had made her wet just reading them, and in a few hours time she would get to meet him again and savour his long, thick cock. He had sent her some instructions which she would follow to the letter; they were simple but clear: Arrive to meet him at the airport wearing smart business type clothes; a blouse, skirt, stockings and high heels. She must not wear any panties when she meets him. In her luggage she must bring some clothes to dress like a school girl. He had also instructed her to make sure her pussy was fr

The Airport
The Airport by The_Black_Knight© Editor's Note: Every story stems from the vision of the author, whether by pure imagination, actual experiences, or a hope of what is to come. This story is a tribute to a woman who has become a great inspiration to me, and what I hope will become a long fulfilling relationship. A special thanks to sunny55235 for her great support and encouragement, and for being that much needed editor. Standard disclaimer: If you are under 18, offended by sexually explicit and erotic stories, or it is illegal where you are to read/possess such material, STOP READING NOW. This story is copyrighted © 2007 by the author. No part of it may be reproduced or reposted without expressed written consent. Part 1: The Airport He'd been waiting there for a while now, thirty minutes to be exact. He checked the clock on the wall and it just didn't appear to be moving fast enough; a glance at his phone verified that he still had more ten minutes to wait. Impatie

Airport Security
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Airplane Problems
After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some maintenance complaints submitted by pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, the airline these came from is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. Pilot: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. Engineers: Almost replaced left inside main tire. Pilot: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. Engineers: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. Pilot: Something loose in cockpit. Engineers: Something tightened in cockpit. Pilot: Dead bugs on windshield. Engineers: Live bugs on back-order. Pilot: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. Engineers: Canno

Airport
...Today He met me at the airport. As soonas he saw me he came over and kissed me, bending me slightly in the most loving embrace. He took hold of my hand and led me to his waiting car. As He turned on the gas, He looked deep into my eys, and I knew what He wanted. We drove down the road slowly, and then He pulled over. He looked at me and told me that He had been missing me for eternity, then He ordered me to hitch up my skirt and pull down my panties and bend over the seat with the door open. He then came round the car, and slapped me on the butt again and again until I squealed in pain. He then thrust himself into me hard and deep, knowing that people would be watching from the highway, but knowing also that I would always be just his. As he thrust I could feel him getting more and more excited, thrusting harder the more excited He became. I could feel Him come so deep inside, and I knew I would get no pleasure this time... but this is my pleasure...

The Airport
I saw you come out of the terminal from your flight from California. I was so happy to see you. I see you looking for me. Your hair short but scraggly from the flight. Your eyes pacing the crowd just to get a glimpse of me. I find it rather cute the way you look impatient and desperate to see me. Your tall broad shoulders turn me on. I can't help but just stare at you. I'm in awe of you. How you are, the way you talk, the way you indluge my little fantisies, my little quips. You have kept me waiting in want of you for so long. I run to you with my arms open. I plunged into you almost knocking you over. You giggled and put your left hand on my head and your other hand around my back holding me tightly. You whispered that you were glad to see me; that you were glad to be in my arms for the first of many times to come... I felt the warmth of the salty tears come from my eyes... I break the embrace, though I did not want to. We need to get to the baggage claim. After standing at that

Airplane Maintenance Complaints...
Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in our jobs. After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS pilots (marked with a P). The solutions recorded(marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit S: Something tightened in cockpit P: Dead

The Airport
Yesterday, this was my home, Her clothes, her perfume, sound of her voice. The sun rises, rays of light fill the room, A dread so deep, my soul begins to shake. Staring at the clock, ticking away, A closet I see, empty and bare, hangers sway. The day ends near, shadows grow, Together we sit, each moment so precious, words so few. Friends stop by, hugs, and warm smiles, Stories told, pictures taken, this moment frozen in time. The road so black, not many miles to go, The blinker clicks, one turn to go. Cars, lights, the roar of pending fate, Luggage out, tickets checked, the time is here. For a moment, all is stopped, a calm settles deep within, Endless memories, the times we shared. I take her in my arms, warm and close, All my strength, I look in her eyes. A kiss so bitter sweet, filled with hope and sadness, She turns, walks to the door, disappears. As I stand there, frozen in time, Hearts pounding, a pain so deep. Into the night, yello

Airport Part Ii...
Airport Part II Her knees still slightly weak, she takes her lover by the hand and they sprint toward the exit door. Neither noticing the shocked look on passersby as they move with undo haste. Heels clicking against the pavement as she struts across the room. She turns smiles, and winks at him as he follows. He is watching her every move as he follows close behind. Suddenly realizing that her skirt is still raked up a bit high she runs her hands down her blouse, across her nipples standing at attention for the world to see and down her hips. Just before reaching back to straighten the back she smiles at him, slides the skirt a few inches higher. But just enough for him to see the first outline of her cheeks then lowers the skirt back in place. She stops and he moves up behind her. Hmmmmm she moans I love your body as she begins to rub her ass softly across his member now beginning to come back to life. Come baby I see the cab, he moves to open the

The Airport Part I...
The Airport Part I... As he steps off the plane there is only one thought racing through his already overheated imagination... "are her lips as soft and moist as they look in the photo and on camera"? Those lips, those lips that he could only imagine kissing until now. The walk up the ramp to the terminal seems like an endless tunnel, one final obstacle to overcome before the object of his lust is finally visible to him without the aid of camera and computer. She would be within his grasp. He would be able to reach out and touch her flesh in just a few moments. The thought of her, the warmth of her touch, the heat... the heat. Suddenly, his mind still lost in the daydream, he realizes that his cock has begun straining against the inside of his jeans and that people are beginning to stare. He notices a couple to his left, the man looking in disgust and turning the woman's head in the other direction, but not before she gets a good long look and flashes an excite

Airplane
[As the plane prepares to take off] Old lady: Nervous? Ted Striker: Yes. Old lady: First time? Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times. Ted Striker: Surely you must be joking. Dr. Rumack: I never joke. And don't call me Shirley.

Airplane Repair Logs
Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one; a reassurance to those of us who fly routinely in our jobs. After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a 'gripe sheet,' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS ' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit S: Something tighten

Airport Control
Atlanta Airport Control Tower You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Southerners can be so polite! Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised." Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R." Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great." Pause... Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC" Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511." Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAM E RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE." Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- "

Airport Agent Explains It All
A Washington , DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of why our country is in trouble... 1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so That her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!) 2. I got a call from a candidate's staffer who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information. Then she interrupted me with, 'I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts.' Without trying to make her look stupid, I calmly explained, ' CapeCod' is in Massachusetts. Capetown is in Africa . Her response, 'click'. 3. A senior Vermont Congressman called furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean view room. I tried to explain that's not possible, because Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, 'Don't get smart with me, I looked on the map and Florida is a very narr

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Air Pollutant Removal By House Plants
Many plants can help our indoor air, including Rubber Plants, Eureka Palms, and Peace Palms. Putting plants in your house or office can help your health. Below is a table indicating the pollutants removed by certain plants. Air Pollutant Removal By House Plants Over 24 Hours House Plant Chemical Pollutant Initial ppm % Removed English Ivy Benzene 0.235 90 % Trichlorethylene 0.174 11 % Peace Lily Benzene 0.166 80 % Formaldehyde 10.0 50 % Trichlorethylene 20.0 50 % Spider Plant Formaldehyde 14.0 86 % Carbon Monoxide 128.0 96 % Chrysanthemum Benzene 58.0 54 % Formaldehyde 18.0 61 % Trichlorethylene 17.0 41 % Mother-in-law tongue Benzene 0.156 53 % Trichlorethylene 0.269 13 % Golden Pathos Benzene 0.156 53 % Formaldehyde 18.0 67 % Carbon Monoxide 113.0 75 % Madag Dragon Tree Benzene 0.176 79 % Formaldehyde 15.0

The Airport Trilogy
Your plane finally arrives and I stand at the end of the jetway, waiting for you with butterflies in my stomach. I watch as the passengers all leave the plane and I wonder where you are, when I see you coming up at the rear of the crowd. My heart rate increases as you get closer and my jaw drops when I finally get a good look at you. I can't help but stare at your barely there top with your very short skirt. The tops of your black, thigh-high stockings barely covered by the hem of your skirt reveals, barely, the straps of your garter belt. For a moment, I stand rooted to the spot and speechless as my eyes roam over your beautiful body. Then, you leap into my arms, kissing me deeply, and I try to raise my arms to hold you close but I'm stopped as my hand brushes across you and I realize that you aren't wearing panties beneath your skirt. The desire that washes over me makes me forget where I am and who is around us as I lift your shirt and lower my lips to your lovely breast. With no re

Airport Trilogy
Your plane finally arrives and I stand at the end of the jetway, waiting for you with butterflies in my stomach. I watch as the passengers all leave the plane and I wonder where you are, when I see you coming up at the rear of the crowd. My heart rate increases as you get closer and my jaw drops when I finally get a good look at you. I can't help but stare at your barely there top with your very short skirt. The tops of your black, thigh-high stockings barely covered by the hem of your skirt reveals, barely, the straps of your garter belt. For a moment, I stand rooted to the spot and speechless as my eyes roam over your beautiful body. Then, you leap into my arms, kissing me deeply, and I try to raise my arms to hold you close but I'm stopped as my hand brushes across you and I realize that you aren't wearing panties beneath your skirt. The desire that washes over me makes me forget where I am and who is around us as I lift your shirt and lower my lips to your lovely breast. With no re

Airport Security
FINALLY - A great alternative to body scanners at airports . . .The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at the airports.It's a booth you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. They see this as a win-win for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It also would eliminate the costs of a long and expensive trial. Justice would be swift. Case closed!You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system . . . "Attention standby passengers - we now have a seat available on flight number 1234. Shalom!"

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Employees and guests urged to report “suspicious behavior” under DHS program Paul Joseph Watson & Alex JonesInfowars.comJanuary 25, 2013 Airport-style announcements encouraging Americans to “report suspicious activity” in the name of spotting terrorists are now being played in thousands of hotels across America as the Department of Homeland Security’s domestic snitch program expands. As a result of the DHS’ partnership with media provider LodgeNet Interactive, “TV systems in more than 5,500 hotels began showing public service announcements that encourage anyone observing suspicious activity to immediately report it to the proper authorities. The videos are being shown on a free promotional and information channel that is part of LodgeNet TV systems and appears when the guest room TV is turned on.” A DHS Hotel & Lodging Advisory flyer filmed inside a hotel in Orlando Florida lists, “visitor attitudes overtly concerned wit

The Airport
My job always has me going on business trips all the time. This time they were sending me to New York for the big trade show at the convention center. I got all my things ready. Of course, they were sending me during the worst times of the year, Christmas. But they knew I didn’t have any family or anyone waiting for me at home. I didn’t really much mind it even though it got lonely for me. Since I’ve been to New York a couple of times, I knew how the weather was going to be. The business paid for me to take a limo to the airport, first class tickets. I was waiting in the terminal until they called for boarding. I went to my sit and just sat there relaxing or trying to with my tailored business suit, a dark wine color. The first stop before New York was to Chicago. I slept through out the trip until we got to the airport. I looked out the window and it was snowing. “Oh great, I’ll probably be stuck here.” I said under my breath. I grabbed my case and walked off to get to the nex

Airplane
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Torture Boundless. Fearless. Writhing. Flesh pressing flesh A simple touch, leading to divine Two bodies merging, feeding, living Flesh pressing flesh The feeling of merge making light Fluids travel between closed mouths Your lips finding my soul I see the scream within your sex It calls to me, bringing an animal to bare Scents fill the room The shallow walls vibrate with our motion The ropes bind my heart The pain shields my soul Your binds hurt my flesh Your love kills fear I give it all away Inside of you Inside of you.

Airships Lyrics
I pressed my face against the glass, smiled as my breath made some pattern or other The world beneath unfurled before me like a sail, glinted in gold from this rich dawn sky Awaiting the ship they had told me would come, quietly anticipating that which was to come I couldn’t yet see you. Still obscured by the city did I blind as I watched? Did I close my eyes? I was not alone, I think it was the first time Watching you rise splendid and graceful, I cheered as you sailed, a greatness unknown I laughed as I waved and imagined you saw me In the streets of the city, the windows of buildings, a million faces gazing upwards in wonder A million faces together and cheering and smiling You were the warmth of their hearts, you were the sum of their dreams In the coldness of morning you brought warmth to their hearts, you were the sum of their dreams In the coldness of morning you brought warmth to their lives giving this feeling of wonder I could not imagine you unlocking these thou

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so last week me and my mom were looking at airsoft guns for me and my step dad to play with, and we fund sumthing we liked, i wanted one that was like a ak47 but what we got works,lol, got 2 shotguns( with flash light, scope, and a laser sight) and 4 pistols, they do 6mm pellets, hehe me likie, lol

Air Show Saturday
Everyone know what has been going on with me medically, so here goes an update! Tuesday I have a follow up appointment to double check exactly what is going on with my breathing. While I am breathing better, I'm not comfortable with how long it is taking to heal up. Today was Air Show Saturday, an annual event for me.. I go down to the airport, sit around and totally enjoy the presentations of the various aircraft as well as the flight demonstrations. Well, today didn't turn into a normal enjoyment of the Air Show. Arriving at the Air Show at 10 am, it all appeared to be another beautiful Saturday in this paradise we call Florida. Nice, 75 - 80 degrees, cloud covered and a real nice breeze. Found great seating area on the grass, alongside the runway, in show center. Everything that was anything in the show would be going on directly in front of my party. This was showing me it was going to be a wonderful day. But unknown to me, this was soon to change. There was a mag

Air Traffic Hero's
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 You are cleared to land eastbound on Runway 9R." Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on Infidel's' runway 9R - Allah be Praised " Atlanta ATC "Tower to Iran Air 515 -- You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R." Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. Allah is Great " Pause: Loud Static............. Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC" Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?" Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE. Atlanta ATC: Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "Hey" for us -- ya hear?

Air Too Still
Those days and nights without your voice I live in a dark place - a deep canyon where the air is too still and the river has dried - I am afraid. Memories of you echo in the emptiness of each lone moment and I long for just a whisper in my ear. I worry about the world without you - how will flowers open up when you have gone away?

Air Time
Well, it's official. Get This Money Records / Einstein Productions... Have finally taken the first major step towards success. 102 Jamz, a hip hop station out of the North Carolina triad area have agreed to play our exclusive demo track: More Than Air featuring EneME aka Considered SiKk. As soon as the release forms are signed, the air time shall begin. BIG THANKS to all of you who have continued to support me up to this point in my career. You will not be forgotten. And a special shoutout to that one person...she knows who she is...who has NEVER turned her back on G.T.M. and has proven time and time again that if you try your hardest, and just do your best...good things are bound to happen. Thank you everyone. Get This Money Records Einstein Productions EneME aka Considered SiKk / Mylk Money SeriaL SiKkNeSS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuUXlwMtP3Q

Airway Clearance
Airway Clearance Techniques Airway clearance techniques (ACTs) are treatments that help people with cystic fibrosis (CF) stay healthy and breathe easier. ACTs loosen thick, sticky lung mucus so it can be cleared by coughing or huffing. Clearing the airways reduces lung infections and improves lung function. There are many ACTs. Most are easy to do. For infants and toddlers, ACTs can be done by almost anyone. Older kids and adults can do their own ACTs. ACTs are often used with other treatments, like inhaled bronchodilators and antibiotics. Bronchodilators should be taken before or with ACTs to open airways. Inhaled antibiotics should be taken after ACTs to treat opened airways. Your CF care team will help you choose the best ACT and other treatments. Each year, review and update your routine with your CF care team. The Lungs Mucus How does mucus move out of the lungs? Airway Clearance Techniques Coughing Chest Physical Therapy (CPT or Chest PT) or Postural Drainage

Air, Water, Fire
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Airything After But Is Bullshyt
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The Air You Breathe
the air you breathe was once spoken to me you said this so often i believed it so then tell me when did you stop needing air to life for you no longer need me cast aside if i were your air to breathe at this very second that air would not be forthcoming to you id hold back watch you squirm beg for me to come to you but i will not come not till i see the last of your precious breathe gone then like a caress along your skin i will whisper soft and low am i still the air you breathe my love

"aisle Eight"
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Aisle 19 Information
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The Aisle Seat
The Aisle Seat Two Radical Arab Terrorist types boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, “I need to get up and get a coke.” “Don't get up,” said the Marine, “I'm in theaisle seat, I'll get it for you.” As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, “That looks good, I'd really like one, too.” Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

Aisle 6
I never could be what you said I would be Choosing me on that cold metal shelf is aisle 6 On sale and rated poorly A life of second chances and returns Taped back together, my outer box ripped and punctured Eagerly opened dozens of times and tossed aside equally Never complete always missing a part The receipt always stored in your wallet where I belong on aisle 6, pushed back always behind something more interesting so you don't want to find me you don't want to fix me for I always come as is completely you don't want to blow the dust off me you will return me back to the cool darkness on the bottom shelf of aisle 6.

~ Aisne-marne Cemetery And Memorial In France ~
~ Home for the Heroes ~ The 42.5-acre Aisne-Marne Cemetery and Memorial in France, its headstones lying in a sweeping curve, sits at the foot of the hill where stands Belleau Wood. The cemetery contains the graves of 2,289 war dead, most of whom fought in the vicinity and in the Marne valley in the summer of 1918. The memorial chapel sits on a hillside, decorated with sculptured and stained-glass details of wartime personnel, equipment and insignia. Inscribed on its interior wall are 1,060 names of the missing. Rosettes mark the names of those since recovered and identified. During World War II, the chapel was damaged slightly by an enemy shell. Belleau Wood adjoins the cemetery and contains many vestiges of World War I. A monument at the flagpole commemorates the valor of the U.S. Marines who captured much of this ground in 1918. The cemetery is open daily to the public from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. except December 25 and January 1. It is open on host country holidays. When the cemet

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Could I ever be alone? Does this feeling ever fade?The whispers from your kiss cry slowly over my soul,I feel them pass through me and faint under their grace,The peace inside my heart you have given knows no bound,With mercy and love you call for me, miles apart, but never to far, I feel you always in my heart,I am always with you, I am there by your side,my arm always there to hold you up, to give you strength, to cherish your smile when no one sees,To kiss away the tears that no one ever hears.We share, in each other, that thing something rare,A balance that few will ever know or feel,A love, beyond the frailty of this life,My life will never be the same, it will always be yours by A.J.David

Ajiaco Bogotano (chicken-and-potato Soup Bogotá-style)
The creamy and hearty ajiaco, a national dish, is a favorite during the holiday season. It is made with guascas, a native herb with a distinct flavor. (Look for it where Latin American and Andean foods are sold.) Ingredients: 2 to 3 cloves garlic, minced 1 3/4 tsp. salt, divided 1/4 tsp. black pepper 1 1/4 to 1 1/2 lb. skinless chicken breasts 3 tbsp. butter or vegetable oil 1 small onion, finely chopped 1 celery rib, coarsely chopped 2 small carrots, peeled and cut into 5 or 6 pieces each 3 1/2 cups water, divided 1/2 lb. small yellow potatoes, peeled and cut into quarters 1/2 lb. small red or purple potatoes, peeled and cut into quarters 1/2 lb. white potatoes, peeled and cut into 1/4-inch-thick slices 2 ears corn, cut into 4 or 5 pieces each 4 to 5 sprigs fresh cilantro, coarsely chopped 1 tbsp. dried guascas or 1 1/2 tsp. dried marjoram Heavy cream Capers Ripe avocado slices Preparation: Combine minced garlic, 1 1/2 teaspoons salt, and black pepper and rub m

Ajiaco Cubano Recipe
This dish is very hearty, so it should be eaten with nothing else except bread and a light fruit dessert. This recipe will feed 20, but you can cut in half and it can be frozen in batches. 10 quarts water 1 lb beef jerky (tasajo) 2 lbs flank steak, cubed 2 lbs pork, cubed 2 lbs pork spare ribs, separated (optional) 1 3lb hen, cut up 4 ears corn, cut in fourths 2 lbs malanga (a yellow taro)peeled, cut in chunks 4 green plantains (soaked in lime juice)peeled, cut in chunks 2 lbs yuca (frozen or fresh)peeled, cut in chunks 2 lbs Cuban boniato (sweet potato, not yam)peeled, cut in chunks 2 lbs pumpkin, peeled, cut in chunks 1 lb ñame (a white taro) peeled, cut in chunks 1 lb guagui (a greyish taro) peeled, cut in chunks 4 ripe plantains, peeled, cut in chunks 4 limes for soaking green plantains Salt and freshly ground pepper to taste Sofrito (see recipe below) The day before: Cut the beef jerky in large pieces and soak in water to cover. Soak overnight. Next day, dr

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Beaucoup d'entre nous, si nous nous arrêtons pour réfléchir, une grande partie de notre temps au cours de la journée qui peut être perdu si on n'y prend garde. Il existe de nombreux cas où vous attendent dans les lignes, ou à cheval pour aller au travail sur un train ou un bus, par exemple, alors que vous pourriez faire quelque chose si vous aviez accès à votre ordinateur. Maintenant, vous pouvez, en raison de la tablette internet multi-purposed. (téléphone portable pas cher) Une tablette internet, comme la tablette Android Internet, vous permet d'accéder facilement à Internet. Quand vous pouvez faire cela, vous avez le monde à votre portée. Lorsque vous repensez au cours de votre journée de travail moyenne, vous avez probablement passer beaucoup de temps en ligne. E-mail doit être vérifiée fréquemment et a répondu à, à d'autres moments vous êtes à la recherche des informations et autres ressources nécessaires pour vous permettre de compléter votre travail.(smartphone pas cher) Alo

Aj's Heart Cath
Aurora's Heart Catheterization will happen within 2-4 weeks of today. I'll get the actual date very soon, and will post it. Within a month of that they'll have to do the surgery. AJ is doing very well right now, but she needs the surgery, she is showing signs that she is in need of it. So keep those prayers comin!

Aj's Heart Cath
Aurora's last heart surgery is scheduled for August 30th. She's going in for what is called a Fontan, which will be the final surgery until she needs a transplant at hopefully 30 years old. if you ahve questions, well wishes, anything feel free to message me on yahoo LLSIRSHADOW or send me a mail here.

A.j.t.
Okay, Allan and I got back together and have been back together for a few weeks now. we are happy, and it is going really good so far. I do have a few issues though. His ex-girlfriend (the one he cheated on me with) still has not come to pick up her shit from his apartment. It is really starting to agravate me. I know she has left it there in hope that she will someday get him back, well it is NOT going to happen. I love him and will not give him up, especially to her. I just really wish she would come and get her shit, b/c it is causing arguments between Allan and I. I am meeting his family tomorrow, and i am excited and nervous all at the same time. Well i guess that is all for now...

Ajust Another Writing
I SIT IN THE SHADOWS WATCHING YOU FROM A DISTANCE. WHILE I WATCH YOU I SO WANT TO WALK UP AND TELL YOU THAT IM STILL YOURS WITH ALL MY BEING. BUT I CANT MOVE FOR FEAR OF GETTING BURNT BY THE LIGHT THAT SURROUNDS YOU. WHEN I DO START TO TAKE A STEP TOWARDS YOU I SEE ANTOHER WALK UP TO YOU AND YOU PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE. I ASK MYSELF IF IT IS A TRUE SMILE OR A FRONT. AS I LOOK AT YOU I WONDER IF YOU EVER THINK OF ME OR IF YOU EVEN MISS BEING IN MY ARMS. I BLEED DEEPLY FROM THE WOUNDS CAUSED BY THE BROKEN HEART BARELY BEATING IN MY CHEST. JUST CAUSE OF A MISTAKE I HAD DONE. THE GODDS BROUGHT YOU INTO MY LIFE ONCE AGAIN AND WAKE ME UP INSIDE AND THEN POOF YOUR GONE AGIN BEAVLING ME WITH MORE EMPTINES THEN BEFORE. WHEN I LAY DOWN FOR MY NIGHTLY SLUMBER I PRAY TO THE GODDS TO KEEP YOU SAFE AND TO WATCH OVER YOU. AS I ENTER THE DREAM WORL I HEAR YOUR VOICE SAYING " GOOD NIGHT MY LOVE. SLEEP WELL " MY EYE FILL WITH TEARS OF BLOOD CAUSE I KNOW IT IS MY MIND PLAYING TRICKS ON ME. THEN AS I AWA