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Advertising!
Well when you start your own business who ever thought of the campaign cost! Advertising is getting pretty high! Oh The link below is for my New Artist for What's Up Boy Records, log on and check them out:

The Adventures Of Farside And "hurricane" Irene
Hurricane Irene was apparantly "only" a tropical storm by the time it hit us in Connecticut. Here in southeastern CT, we didn't get too much damage. No damage to my home; just a couple of trees down. Unfortunately, there was quite a bit of damage to the local power and phone lines, and we didn't have phone service until yesterday, and power until earlier today. Thanks to our generator we did have running cold water and enough power to run our fridge. But I don't mind saying that I look forward to having a HOT shower tomorrow! LOL! i will say this. While you would expect it to take a certain amount of time for power to be restored after a hurricane, I have to commend CL&P for their incredible incompetence when it came to having enough workers to help fix all the expected problems from a major storm that we knew was coming for several days. And so with that, I'd like to say that CL&P can suck it! :P Much thanks to all who stopped by to rate and otherwise show love to my page whi

Adventure The Perky Land Of Nepal
Nepal is small country well known for its exotic destinations of adventure, culture, pilgrimage and wildlife attractions. It is one of the most amazing kingdom fully decorated with lofty mountains and picturesque valleys meant for nature relish amidst the diverse culture and traditional practices. Nepal tourism is exceptionally beautiful and attractive compose with several wonderments that will enthrall tourist, adventure seekers and vacationers. Tourism in Nepal is the largest industry of this awesome country of Nepal. The incredible wealth of nature wonderments which offers immense of tourist excitement had made it one of the top fascinating tour destinations which cannot be resisted by nature lover and adventure seekers. The place gives delight to all its seekers whether for adventure sports, tour excitement, sightseeing entertainments. Thus the place has become a paradise estate for tourist ranging from the vacationers to the honeymoon escapers all rush to it for its relish.

Advertising Cellular For Cash Has Never Been So Easy
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Advertising
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Advertised Their Own Unique Chance
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Advice
a little advice for girls: Don't assume that guys won't care where you are, because we do. ____________________________________________________ IT MAKES US FEEL SO SECURE TO KNOW THAT OUR GIRLFRIEND ISNT OFF FLIRTING WITH GUYS WE'VE NEVER HEARD OF!! ____________________________________________________ We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. ____________________________________________________ Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking

Advice From A Caring Husband (funny)
"Advice from a Caring and Understanding Husband" Dear Husbands: Please be aware that as your wives age, it is harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there is nothing worse than an oversensitive woman. My name is Ricky. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Lucy. When I was laid off from my consulting job and took early retirement in April, it became necessary for Lucy to get a full-time job, both for extra income and for the health insurance benefits we needed. Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the golf course about the same time she gets home from work, and although she knows how hungry I am, she rests an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the tabl

Advice.
My cherry is already popped. so stop leaving me comments saying you've popped it! yes. I know. That was a tad retarded..but still if you can't think of a better comment than "pop" or whatever fucking else..dont leave one =/

Advive On This Plz
I have a friend that i grew up with she was with a wonder man and until she got a computer and she chated with other guys online and she never payed attention to the guy she was with , he fliped out on her and he got up and left her ... He was going to ask her to marry him before she did that to him but she told me that she felt like he had no trust in her cause she is a beautiful women and many men wanted her... She gave her ex bf a phone call and he says that he does love her but they need to talk about her internet chating problem and maybe they will have another chance but my friend ask me what should she do and i have no idea what to tell her .. Should she get back with him and try to fix her internet problem and stop pasteing sexy pics of her on sites to get attention from other guys and try to fight for her love one that she lost and pay attention to her child ... i have no idea what to tell my friend with out hurting her feelings .. any advive or comments people to help me

Advice On Dating Older Women
I wrote this up for a younger guy who was asking about how to "woo" older women. And I thought I'd post it here just for giggles. How you approach an older woman really depends on what type of relationship you're looking for, and how you present yourself. Young guys tend to be very sex-focused, and there are going to be a few women who want a purely sexual relationship and that's it. If that's what you're looking for, then if you present yourself that way, those women will respond. If you're looking for a more serious relationship, keep a few things in mind. First, you're handicapped by your age, and all the other guys your age who've probably hit on this woman solely because she's more sexually experienced and comfortable with herself. If she wants a relationship that includes companionship, she's not going to take you seriously because she pretty much assumes a guy your age only wants sex. You're going to have to approach her on a companionship basis. Try to forge a friends

Advice From Oprah About Men
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behaviour. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends".? A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better."? You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently? Always

Advice Or Sugestions Needed Asap
Hey peeps My daughter will be 1 on the 3rd dec and im havin a get together at my mums house as i live in a flat, there will be 7 adults, 2 boys 8 & 10 and a girl of 7. I want to make this a fun, happy and memorable day, as my family has been through alot the last few months. Has anyone got any suggestions. I am going to have winnie the pooh as the theme and i have designed the invites, but thats about it. Please help me out with some ideas. Thanx a mill Luv Ya all xxxBexxxx

Advice
Anyone have any advice on finding a 3rd for your threesome? We;ve been looking, but it's kinda hard to just walk up to someone and say "hey, you wanna join my and my b/f for a night of sexual adventures?" This is something that we both REALLY wanna do!! But how do we make it a reality? Any advice from anyone would be GREATLY appreciated! Also any tips on how to make it an AWESOME experience for all involved would be great to!! THANKS!

Advice On Talking To Women
I'd like to give you some advice on how to talk to women: 1) Calling them when you are drunk and barking at them to come over is not usually the best persuasive technique. 2) If a woman says no, maintain your composure. It could be that the woman had a long day and just wasn't feeling it. 3) If a woman says no, maintain your composure. If it is the case that she is rejecting you, yelling and swearing at her probably won't change her mind. 4)Be aware that you may actually come across a strong, independent woman during some of your drunken escapades. Don't be scared, they won't hurt you. They just won't be at your beck and call. If you feel that you need to move on to weaker, more submissive girls, have at it. But don't project your issues onto the stronger woman. She obviously has the confidence and self-esteem that you are lacking, and that is actually a good thing. Perhaps a big dose of maturity pills will help in your case. 5)If you are shorter than most of the girl

Advice Please
how do i go about telling my firnd i think he stole something from me with out ruining the friendship? i mean me and my other friend sat and thought about all the possibilities and this is the only one that makes sense and i know my other friend didnt do it cause i bought it from him it was 300 dollars of pot i dont know what to do cause i cant afford to take that kind of hit on money i now owe him 630 dollars what do i do?

Advice To Women From Men:
...Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.' ...If we're in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn't mean we're not watching it. ...Don't tell anyone we can't afford a new car. Tell them we don't want one. ...Whenever possible please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials. ...Please don't drive when you're not driving. ...Don't feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your stories are related to one another: We're just nodding, waiting for the punchline ...The quarterback who just got pummeled isn't trying to be brave. He's just not crying. Big difference! ...When the waiter asks if everything's okay, a simple 'Yes' is fine

Advices Before I Die
The bright sun is set. The heart beats of my life Is at its ends. It is time to die, Leaving the love, the family, And the friends. The time you will hear, That I am dead, don't shed a drop of tear. thinking it was my destiny, Accept it as it is all fair. The time you will hear, That I am no more. don't cry, so I could leave happily. You can do that much for me, I am sure. Don't feel bad for my death, As I don't wish to live anymore. Let me die, as There is no hope left to live for. Come, And comfort everyone. Join my family, Be around them. Be there, For the final goodbye, As for me, You are one of them. Don't feel guilty, For the times You hurt me, I have already forgave you. Please do the same for me, For the times I bothered you. Whenever you remember me, Take out my poems, As they are all written for you. Read them, Yet don't shed tears, Knowing how much I loved you. Don't let anyone rip them, Or publish them anywhere. Because

Advice
10 Things Good Girls Can Learn from Porn Stars I think there is a lot of good advice in the following....... 1. Show a Little Enthusiasm, Baby! Good Girl Approach: Many of us have been taught that sex is not a high priority, so when your guy wants to do the horizontal tango, you make excuses or treat it like another chore on your to-do list. Porn Babe Secret: They enjoy what feels good without reservation — and they show their partners how excited they are by engaging them with their speech and movements. They understand that diving into the sack with someone who isn't into it is like sharing a "romantic" meal with someone who's watching television. Tantalizing Tip: Take the initiative! Wake him up with a below-the-belt kiss. Send him a naughty text message midway through the day. In bed, get into the moment by looking into his eyes and telling him how eager you are to be with him. 2. Speak Up! Good Girl Approach: Your sack sessions hardly lea

Advice
Advice Do not undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special. Do not let others set your goals. Only you know what is best for you. Do not take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you would your own life, for without them,life is meaningless. Do not let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past Nor for the future. By living your life one day at a time,you live all the days of your life. Nothing is really over until the moment you truly stop trying. It's a fragile thread that binds us to each other. Don't be afraid to encounter risks.It is by taking chances That we learn to be brave. Do not shut love out of your life by saying it is impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give love, The fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly. Do not dismiss your dreams. To be without dreams is to be without hope, To be without ho

Advice From Grandma.. Roflmao
I HAD TO SHARE THIS ONE. LORD HAVE MERCY ITS SOO FUNNY...MEN READ AND TAKE TO HEART.. My long-passed grandmother's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives, the special trips she would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with her, and the advice she used to give! Much was wasted because I was so young. If she were alive today and sharing her pearls of wisdom, I'd be a better man. Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandmotherly advice, came when I was only 12. We were sitting in a park, watching children and their mothers enjoying a beautiful spring day. She told me that one day, I'd find a woman and start my own family. "And son," she said, "be sure you marry a woman with small hands." "How come, Grandma?" I asked her. And she answered, "Makes your pecker look bigger." Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

Advice To Men
Women's Advice to Men The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear. The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie. Don't fret if you find out that the milkman delivers more than once a day. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime. If only women gossip, how do you and your friends keep track of "who's easy"? Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.

Advice And Kind Of A Rant
Okay I know not everyone is a geek, but if you're smart enough to cut and past tags for images, you might be able to do this. Lots of the images people post here are waaaay to big. The just take up real estate on the screen. and, with some minor modifications, you can fix it. The way you do this is to add "width = " to your image tag, for example: img src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k284/sparkletags/DarkTags/haveaverycherryiliciousdayJ.gif" alt="Courtesy of MsTags.com" border="0" Becomes img src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k284/sparkletags/DarkTags/haveaverycherryiliciousdayJ.gif" alt="Courtesy of MsTags.com" border="0" width="200" and how does that look? Original Image Resized Image Need help just ask!

Advice
WHEN I ACT SHY -SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN I RUN AWAY FROM YOU - CHASE ME WHEN I PUT MY FACE NEAR YOURS - KISS ME WHEN I KICK & PUNCH - HOLD ME TIGHT WHEN I AM SILENT - IM THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN I IGNORE YOU - I WANT ALL YOUR ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.. WHEN I PULL AWAY - GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO WHEN YOU SEE ME AT MY WORST - TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL! WHEN I SCREAM AT YOU - TELL ME YOU LOVE ME AND MEAN IT WHEN YOU SEE ME WALKING -SNEAK UP BEHIND ME GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND GIVE ME A KISS WHEN IM SCARED!!!!!!!!! -HOLD ME AND TELL ME EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE I'M WITH YOU WHEN I LOOK LIKE SMETHINGS THE MATTER - KISS ME AND TELL ME NOT TO WORRY WHILE I HOLD YOUR HANDS - PLAY WITH MY FINGERS

Advice
If you're not married yet, shares this with a friend. If you are married, share it with your spouse or other married couples, and reflect on it. An African proverb states, "Before you get married, keep both eyes open, and after you marry, close one eye." Before you get involved and make a commitment to someone, don't let lust, desperation, immaturity, ignorance, pressure from others or a low self-esteem make you blind to warning signs. Keep your eyes open , and don't fool yourself that you can change someone or that what you see as faults isn't really important. Once you decide to commit to someone, over time their flaws, vulnerabilities, pet pee ves, and differences will become more obvious. If you love your mate and want the relationship to grow and evolve, you've got to learn to close one eye and not let every little thing bother you. You and your mate have many different expectations, emotional needs, values, dreams, weaknesses, and strengths. You

Advice On Dating
The Basics Some key facts about you: where you live, your age, etc. Most of the questions are optional, but the more you answer, the better your chances of attracting the right people. The Description This part is easier than you think. Be creative, yet honest. Write enough to make it interesting, but not too much. In other words, just be yourself. Describe yourself and the one you're seeking. Your Photo A picture is worth a thousand replies - well, maybe that's an exaggeration, but ads with photos get a whole lot more responses Before you go on your date It's a good idea to take precautions when meeting people online, just as you would do in the off-line world. The following tips are just some of the things you might want to consider as you begin online dating. These tips are not designed to scare you, but to encourage you to be smart, use common sense, play it safe, and have fun. Online Conversations Remain anonymous. You should avoid being identified o

Advice To People About Self Image, Your Life.
friend: I think a large part of it is that I want acceptance, to be a part of a group, to be noticed, included, paid attention to... To be able to hang out with, do whatever and pass the time. But I also want a gf again... i think with nai being there at school all the time, it's clouding my mind, especially since she's treating me different than before still, though more communicative now... Ngoc doesn't talk to me as much... I dunno.. just feel alone... reaching for something that I can't reach...friend: lol nicevIOLENT eLPY: yeahvIOLENT eLPY: u dont want to hear waht i have to sayvIOLENT eLPY: ull probably kill urself lolfriend: but yea, i don't really in the "censored" group have much of a place, I'm included, but more recently it's been breaking apart... they don't do anything outside of school, so participation is nil. (censored)'s friends, they don't really know me, but I'm trying to become familiar with them. friend: most the girls are ignoring me, specially the ones i

Advice To Young Men
Advice to Young Men Date: 2007-02-15, 9:08AM PST Advice to Young Men 1. Don’t pick on the weak. It’s immoral. Don’t antagonize the strong without cause, its stupid. 2. Don’t hate women. It’s a waste of time 3. Invest in yourself. Material things come to those that have self actualized. 4. Get in a fistfight, even if you are going to lose. 5. Don’t join the military, unless you want to risk getting your balls blown off to secure other people’s economic or political interests. 6. If something has a direct benefit to an individual or a class of people, and a theoretical, abstract, or amorphous benefit to everybody else, realize that the proponent’s intentions are to benefit the former, not the latter, no matter what bullshit they try to feed you. 7. Don’t be a Republican. They are self-dealing crooks with no sense of honor or patriotism to their fellow citizens. If you must be a Republican, don’t be a “conservative.” They are whining, bitching, complaining, simple-minded

Advice From Anthony Robbins....
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN. Remember that great l

Advice From The Sex Therapist
Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex. "You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems," Linda told her friend. That's amazing!" Mary replied, "So have Tom and I. We're thinking of going to a sex therapist" said Linda. "Oh, we could never do that! We'd be too embarrassed!" responded Mary. "But after you go, will you please tell me how it went?" Several weeks passed and they met for lunch again. "So, how did the sex therapy work out, Linda?" "Things couldn't be better! Linda exclaimed. "We began with a physical exam, and afterward the doctor said he was certain he could help us. He told us to stop at the grocery store on the way home and buy a bunch of grapes and a dozen donuts. He told us to sit on the floor nude, and toss the grapes and donuts at each other. Every grape that went into my vagina, John had to get it out with his tongue. Every donut that I ringed his penis with, I had to eat. Our sex life is wonderful, in fact it's bett

Advice For Patriots
by Dr. William Pierce Today, let's talk about some of the things that have changed in America since September 11. I'm not thinking about all of the new rigmarole at airports or about how Mr. Bush's campaign of cruise-missile diplomacy in the Middle East is going, or even about how opening the mail each morning in media offices around the country and in politicians' offices in Washington has become a much more exciting operation than it used to be when Ted Kaczynski was the only person putting dangerous things into letters. I'm more interested in the changes in the Politically Correct party line laid down for the lemmings by the media. I'm interested in changes in the way Americans view the world. And I'm interested in the changed prospects for the future of America. The most interesting thing about the new party line is its stupidity. The Jews were caught by surprise last month, and they had to whip up something in a hurry in order to deflect blame from Israel and from the U.S

Advice For The Submissive
Advice For The Submissive Author: TautLine © 2000 M/many involved in the BDSM lifestyle have been introduced to it through the Internet and online chat rooms. Online can be very intense and very special. It can also lead to great harm to many, just as realtime relationships can be quite intense and special and for others just as harmful. The possible harm in the online world is mainly emotional harm, though physical harm can happen when a submissive follows directions from one who claims to be a Dominant who is either uneducated or not a dominant at all, but a player. What I wish to speak of now is emotional harm. Where most physical harm will heal, emotional harm can last a lifetime. I have seen so very often where a submissive is harmed because he/she gives all their trust to one not worthy of it. Submissives have several desires…a desire to please…a desire to be owned…a desire to be loved…and a desire to be treasured. These desires can leave a submissive qu

Advice Please!!
Hello Everyone! I am new to this site, so any helpful information about this site, would be much appreciated. Any mistakes that you made that you could tell me about so I won't make the same. Or if you just like to give advice, I would really appreciate it! Thanks!

Advice
not sure if anyone actually reads this or not or if this is even the place to do this but i need some advice from people like you.... good people of the internet and all... so anywhooo... i'm in financiall diseray i live in colorado alone.. all my family lives in indiana, i'm thinking of moving back there to get back on my feet financially and mentally, however i have a child out here, and i don't know what to do about her if i move away.... however i don't feel i'm being a good father for her now, i feel if i do move away for a bit, and make myself better i can be a better father for her in the long run........ she is only three, but she understands what is going on...... don't know what to do....

Advice
Advice is such an interesting word. In my world, it means asking for and accepting the opinion of another. Now I like to think, when we ask for advice we ask for it from someone who is an expert. If my car makes a weird coughing noise every time I take a corner at 80, I go see my mechanic. She will offer her advice, based on knowledge and experience. If I ask for the same advice from Bob the cop, his advice would be, do not drive like that, cars can be dangerous. Two right answers, from two different viewpoints. But, going with the expert, I run off and get a wheel alignment. Is asking the advice of a friend, on every life topic, asking the advice of an expert? My definition of a friend and a person I call a friend, is that they are an impartial listener. Not an expert in all life events. My friend is an expert at not judging, meddling or manipulating any situation. So with that in mind, I never ask a friend to help me solve a problem, listen yes, but the minute the friend starts offer

Advice For The Baby Boomers
RETIREMENT PLANNING - CHOICES OF WHERE TO LIVE You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where..... 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl. 3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town. 4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food. 5. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door. 6. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!! You can Live in California where... 1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house. 2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway. 3. You know how to eat an artichoke. 4. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party. 5. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is. You c

Advice
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955) Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." - Plato (427-347 B.C.) "Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth." - Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930) "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." - General George Patton (1885-1945) "If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" " - Will Rogers (1879-1935) "The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)

Advice
Since this keeps coming up: Get a copy of John Gray's "Men, Women, and Relationships." Learn the differences between men and women, learn to communicate, and above all stop trying to fix each other. Now go, and do.

Advice To Either Live By, Or Else Just Go Learn The Hard Way,lol
ok,some of my friends have asked that i post this it's advice that myself and 3 other females and 2 males sat down and came up with to help out 2 other friends LOLOLOL this is a list that will save ur relationships and just might save ur life, so guys pay attention...........this is what u do when u pis her off or hurt her feelings or by god if u cross the line and do both with one stupid act........remember tho this can also work in almost every area of life and all relationships, work, friends, family, etc..... 1. Let her VENT........ 2. Agree with her 3. Do the opposite of what she tells u to do at that point, if she says no i dont want to talk to u or see u, that truly means u better get over here now and start "fixin" whatever it was u did, but if she tells u to do that then it means not a damn thing when u do it cuz she "had" to tell u too,so u get no points for doin it if she has to tell u to, got it? be aware of this..... 4. Don't ask her what to do to fix it, u sh

Advice
I need advice of the worst kind. And not talking about just rating my blog a "10". This may sound silly. But how do you ask a person(woman) out. It has been almost 5 years since I have spent time just going to dinner with someone. I asked a very nice woman out about 2 weeks ago, but have not been able to follow up. Because of a situation at work. But, the day after when me an this woman were talking. Well she mentioned that it did appear that it had been awhile since I had asked someone out. I have and ex g/f, who we are friends and she is always emailing me and calling me. And I don't mean all the time. I have a terrible work schedule, and raising a daughter. The chance and I mean just to sit down for dinner, and get to know someone. What do I do?

Advice To You
My advice to you Smile... Even if people wonder. Love... Whenever you can. Love the person next to you. Dance... Like no one is watching. Even if you have two left feet. Sing! If you can talk you can sing (even out of tune!). Just open your mouth,and belt it out! Read... It opens your mind. Travel... And be open to other cultures. Laugh! When it is funny. A good laugh prolongs life. Act childish... Anytime you can. Don't fear... It only limits your potential.

Advice
what each kiss means -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. ____________________________________________________ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ Advice; Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. ____________________________________________________ Requirements

Advice For The Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time, ice began to form on his wings; and, he fell to earth in a barnyard--almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end. But, the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breath, he started to sing. Just then, a large cat came by and, hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird, and promptly ate him. The moral of the story: 1. Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy. 2. Everyone who gets you out of the shit is not necessarily your friend. 3. And, if you're warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.

Advice From A Caring Husband
A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery." The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?" "Just rub toilet paper between them." Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?" "I don't know, but it worked for your ass."

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hey guys, if you are going to pretend to like someone and want to be with them, at least cover your tracks and dont let one woman find another womans comments on your page give you away be a man and be honest for once sorry just venting, anyway it is really hot outside and i did shopping and laundry so now lets chat

A Advice To Get A Life
A Advice To get A Life by acyberflame Here we go: The images of lust, Are easy to understand. Do what you feel, Until you find trust. So easy to get Over the good ole internet. It's so easy to understand. Do it until the end. Move your body, move your soul. Getting hot? Have no control? Part of it, my Babe. Love or Hate! Who cares? Faces without bodies, Words without voices, Fake, fake world. Coming without going. Plug me in, plug me out. Still have no doubt? Shame on you! Go, get a life, Find your jive! In the real world.

Advice For Life...
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN. Remember

The Advisor
The Advisor by Bedtime Storyteller © Spring had arrived early this year. Cassie tugged at her skirt, which threatened to blow up and expose her to the other students on campus. This was only her second semester here, and she had tried her hardest to remain as invisible as possible. If there was anything Cassie wanted to avoid, it was being noticed. The green expanse of lawn was interrupted only by clusters of daffodils around the big old oaks that towered over the campus, like pillars of knowledge. These trees had been here for over a hundred years, and she didn't doubt they'd still be here long after she was dead and gone. Things at Pendleton College seldom changed. It had only been in the past five years that boys had been allowed to attend Pendleton. The dress code was still strictly enforced – plaid skirts for young ladies, navy pants for young men and white collared shirts for both. The young men were expected to wear navy ties as well. It wasn't much different from the Ca

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it is getting a few weeks ntil halooween and i cant wait! mom always makes a turkey. i wood try to make my own but i have never watched her. all i know is she sets plates on the table with the sandwiches with the best turkey roll on them and mayo mmmmmm!

Advice For Anyone Moving To Texas
TEXAS ADVICE FOR ANYONE MOVING TO TEXAS 1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it. 2. Just because you can drive on snow and ice does not mean we can. Just stay home the two days of the year it snows. 3. If you do run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in the cab of a four wheel drive with a 12-pack of beer and a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them. Just stay out of their way. This is what they live for. 4. Don't be surprised to find movie rentals & bait in the same store. 5. Remember: "Y'all" is singular. "All y'all" is plural. "All y'all's" is plural possessive. 6. Get used to hearing, "You ain't from around here, are you?" 7. If you are yelling at the person driving 15 mph in a 55 mph zone, directly in the middle of the road, remember, many folks learned to drive on a model of vehicle known as John Deere, and this is the proper speed and lane position for that vehicl

Advice From Men To Women
Advice From Men To Women 1) The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location. 2) Never ask me to purchase feminine products. Assume that I will come home with the wrong thing. 3) When watching TV hugging is always fine because I can still see the screen. Kissing should only be done during timeouts and commercials. Questions should also be limited to this period as you stand a much better chance of getting an immediate response. 4) When we are watching your show and I change the channels during a commercial do not hassle me that they are over to change the channel back. I always know when the timing is right. Also, when we are channel surfing do not ask me to go back, there was a good reason why I skipped it. 5) If you need help with the laundry, I am more than willing to carry it from the bedroom to the washer. In my mind this is half the chore and I am now free to return to the couch. 6) If I mention that a male friend of mine is allowed to do s

Advice On Kids Lol
Are you considering having children? To determine whether you are truly prepared for the experience, we suggest you take this set of simple tests... ** MESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flower bed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. ** TOY TEST: Obtain a 55-gallon box of Legos. (If Legos are not available, you may substitute roofing tacks or broken bottles.) Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen. Do not scream (this could wake a child at night). ** GROCERY STORE TEST: Borrow one or two small animals (goats are best) and take them with you as you shop at the grocery store. Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or damage. ** DRESSING TEST: Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff into a small net bag making sure that all arms stay inside. ** FEE

Advice For Hilary
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has waited so long.......... The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Washington says, "Never tell a lie." "Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that." The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, "Listen to the people." "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that." On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

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So what do you think? Here’s the situation: Girl meets boy. They date for 4 years and then marry. Stay married for 14 years. Before marriage both worked hard toward the same goals. During this marriage there have been ups and downs, like most marriages have. Girl works hard. Boy barely ever works. Girl worked full time job and a part time job while going to college to get better job and have a better future for their family. Boy still barely works and complains about not enough money. Girl gets better job. Boy decides it’s okay to stay out at night or leave for hours during the night while girl goes to bed early so she can get up in the morning to work and support her family. Girl thinks boy is having an affair (gone without reason, money missing in bank account, etc.). Girl tries to be better wife so boy will want to stay home and be with her. During this time (the last two years) girl has told boy she is lonely and unhappy. Girl was very honest and blunt about her feelings

Advice To Young Mom's
ILuvKris! !! November 26, 4:19 AM My son's dad doesnt wanna be a dad... Ok so I'm 19 and I have a 3 year old son and me and his dad broke up about 2 months after my son was born....well his dad doesnt wanna be a dad he called us last year before Christmas and told my son (who was 2 at the time)that he would come down and spend Chritmas with him well Christmas came around and no dad...my son spent his 2nd Christmas the whole time crying and it broke my heart...The only dad my son has now is my fiance and I'm glad he is stepping up even though he isnt his real dad but I also want my son to know his real dad....what should I do?? Tosha Lane(Gravitt) November 26, 11:46 AM I go through the same thing with my 2 year old. His dad says he wants to be there but then he will dissapear for 6 months at a time. All I can say it let him do his thing if he doesn't want to be there then its his loss. I started preparing for the fact that my sons dad would not want to

Advice Please!
So, 10 months ago we decided to move due to almost being robbed in our last apartment. We moved into a 3 bedroom with a guy friend Zeke. We thought it would be cool considering we all worked together and was awesome friends. 3 days later he quits and finds a new job at O'Charlies down the road and starts to become a new person. I never knew that new people could take such a personal and extreme difference on someone but hey not my buisness. We made a list of rules before moving in that included not smoking cigs in the apartment and noone touching Zeke's personal things in the computer room. We have 100% went by these and have tried not to disrespect anyone for that matter. About a month ago Zeke's new (and I mean by 2 weeks) girlfriend comes and cries to us about her 3 guy roommates kicking her to the curb and she had no other place to go. I am generally a warm hearted and weak hearted person so I said she could stay with us. Thing about is that I personally had to ask her ab

Advice (love It Or Hate It)
Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice. Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world. Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it! Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity. Rule 6 : If you mess up, it's

Advice To Live By
Don't undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special. Don't set your goals by what other people deem important. Only you know what is best for you. Don't take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you would your life, for without them life is meaningless. Don't let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or for the future. By living your life one day at a time, you live all the days of your life. Don't give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying. Don't be afraid to admit that you are less than perfect. It is this fragile thread that binds us to each other. Don't be afraid to encounter risks. It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave. Don't shut love out of your life by saying it's impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give love. The fas

Advice For Teens!!!
Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world. .. Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it! Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity. Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them. Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren

Advice From A Public Defender
The following is from an actual public defender: First, let me say I love my job and it is a privilege to work for my clients. I wish I could do more for them. That being said, there are a few things that need to be discussed. You have the right to remain silent. So SHUT THE FUCK UP. Those cops are completely serious when they say your statements can and will be used against you. There’s just no need to babble on like it’s a drink and dial session. They are just pretending to like you and be interested in you. When you come to court, consider your dress. If you’re charged with a DUI, don’t wear a Budweiser shirt. If you have some miscellaneous drug charge, think twice about clothing with a marijuana leaf on it or a t-shirt with the “UniBonger” on it. Long sleeves are very nice for covering tattoos and track marks. Try not to be visibly drunk when you show up. Consider bathing and brushing your teeth. This is just as a courtesy to me who has to stand by you in court. Smoking

Advice On Getting To Red. By Sin!
It is very easy to get rates, which on this site make you RED! Now you see all the top members writing they rated your page could you please come back and rate mine...blah, blah, blah. Well that is fine and dandy. However, those nasty little bouncer checks get in your way. Here is what you need to do, go to who's online and then hit new members. That will take you to all the new members that are online. Click next, next, etc. To you get to the very last page of all the green members. Then you work your way back, you can rate over 1000 profiles a day. Most leave a comment, but damn that takes way to damn long with the bouncer checks, so make up a cute little saying (Welcome to fubar and that you rated their profile etc..something cute and something that will make them want to rate your profile back)then send that to them in a drink! Fubar kegs is the cheapest because during happy hours it cost only 50 fubucks. You pretty much will make that back too when you get rated back and some w

Advice From Mom & Dad
Mama said: Finish what you start. Daddy said: If you start something and can't finish it, pay someone else to. Mama said: Always be considerate of others Daddy said: Only be considerate of others if they are considerate of you. Mama said: Never plot revenge against your enemies, just smile at them. Daddy said: Smile at your enemies while plotting your revenge. Mama said: Don't drink or smoke Daddy said: If you gonna drink or smoke don't let your mama catch you. Mama said: Don't pick on people smaller than you. Daddy said: If they pick first ,beat the hell out of them. Mama said: Don't have sex until your married. Daddy said: Don't have unprotected sex until your married. Mama said: Be loyal to your friends. Daddy said: Be loyal to your friends, you never know when they might have to bail you out of trouble Mama said: Always behave and dress like a lady Daddy said: Not to always dress and behave like a lady, men don't want a lady all the ti

Advice.....men N Ladies
HERE IAM A VERY KIND HEARTED SOMEWHAT ATTRACTIVE YUNG WOMEN WHOS ONLY TRYIN TO FIND THAT ONE MAN.YU KNOW THE ONE WHOS GOT A HEART THAT BEATS INSTEAD OF RUNNIN COLD N BLACK. A MAN WHO WILL OPEN DOORS N CUDDLE N GO OUT .I JUS DNT UNDERSTAND IF ME BEIN SO NICE IS THE REASON I GET FUKCED OVER SO MUCH.I MEET THIS REALLY SWEET GUY GIVE HIM THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT THAT HES A LIL DIFFERENT AND THERE WE GO AGAIN HES PROVIN ME RIGHT.WHER AHVE ALL THE GOOD ONES GONE...I JUS AM TIRED OF BEIN ALONE I WANA MAKE A LIFE WITH SOMEONE ......

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I need advice on what i am about to tell you all okay here it is my mother and my grandmother have been critizing me about my hair.Right now i am Blond well my natural color is like a medium brown well they have been telling me my hair is too light for my complextion and that it washes me out and that i should go back as a Brunette well i tell them i am an independant person and that i can make my own choices on how i want to look and not how u tell me you waant me too look. so on the flip side my father tells me i look great as a blond and my husband likes me as a blond so...i am like feeling insecure in away cause of it because i am always getting critized all through my life by mom and grandma...so thats why i feel like that but i want to stay blond cause i like it but just them making me feel like not confident....anyways what should i do i need advice please help me...should i do what i want and that is stay blond..or do what they tell me to do to make them happy and go agains

Advice Please
During my nightly meditation last night , a strange thing happened. Instead of the normal rambleings of my head , a strange apparition continously blocked all other thoughts. It began as a streak of purple that slowly took form into an eye. Not human, more of a beast. Normally if this happens I invoke a circle of light, helping to get rid of anything negative. When I tried this I got the feeling that i was being laughed at, disgustingly. The shape never took full form, or I just couldnt see it clearly. It was as if it was only inches from my face. I could hear it breath, and feel the breath upon my face. It felt as if this thing was playing with me, taunting me to get rid of it. In the end, all I could do was sit up and look around, even had to get up and move around to rid myself of the feeling of being watched. Any Ideas of what this was?

Advice For My Male Friends
To really love a woman To understand her You gotta know her deep inside Hear every thought See every dream And give her wings when she wants to fly And when you find yourself Lying helpless in her arms You know you really love a woman When you love a woman You tell her that she’s really wanted When you love a woman You tell her that she’s the one She needs somebody To tell her that it’s gonna last forever So tell me have you ever really Really really ever loved a woman To really love a woman Let her hold you Do you know how she needs to be touched ? You gotta breath her Really taste her To you can feel her in your blood Then when you can see your unborn children in her eyes You know you really love a woman When you love a woman You tell her that she’s really wanted When you love a woman You tell her that she’s the one She needs somebody To tell her that you’ll always be together So tell me have you ever really Really really ever loved a woman

Advice For Women
15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MOM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC. 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. 5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway. 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it. 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. 12. The children of Israel wande

Advice To Veterans On Ptsd Exams
The following is written from a C & P examiners perspective relating to psychiatric exams. It is a good guideline for all exams but I only did psych exams. I’ve been examined by the VA for multiple problems and this is my format when I go to be examined. A little common sense and clarity of thinking will go a long ways towards getting you what you are entitled. 1. Be on time or a little early. 2. Be polite. Yelling at the examiner for the injustices you perceive will do nothing but alienate him/her. 3. Curse at your risk. You can get your point across much better with proper English than you can with outlandish language. 4. This person is going to judge you. It’s his/her job and that is why you are there. To be adjudicated fairly. How would you like to be remembered? A skuzzy stereotypical veteran? Or a troubled one who is doing the best he/she can? 5. Do not talk about alcohol or drug related issues. You are not there to be assessed for those problems. You are there to be ass

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I am recently out of a three year relationship. I have been through alot of things in my life and it seems that I continually get knocked down. But I always get back up. I think that everything in our life prepares us for something else and everything that has happened to us ,good or bad, makes us the person that we have become. So I choose to embrase whatever obstacles come my way and approach them with an open mind. The only way to really learn is to learn from our mistakes. I am also a firm believer in secound chances. Am I going about this all wrong.. It honestly seems like I can never get ahead.. and Im always gettin used... Anyone have some advice??

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ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skill s will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it. FIVE.&nbs p;When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?' FOURTEEN. Remember that great love an

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And im not saying any of this to hurt anyone its just free advice. You are not cool if you have a fu man or fu woman or fu life. GO GET A LIFE! And a job that works more then 20 hours a week, that is for 16 year olds! Lounges arent going to pay to to deejay, hahahaha you are not a deejay cause you play some music on the net. Take what I say to heart and learn from it. Oh and get some pussy quit jacking off to pictures on your computer.

Advice For Woman
1. Don't imagine you can change a man inless he is a baby 2. Whar do you do if your b/f walks out? You shut the damn door!!! 3.If the can put a man on the moon -They should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man mind wonder- It is to small to be out alone 5. Go for younger men You might as well they never mature anyways 6. All men are the same they just have diffrent faces- So we can tell the apart 7. Definition of a bachelor , a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman misserble. 8. Woman don't make fools of men they r the do it your self type 9. Best way to get a man to do something - Tell him he is to old to do it. 10. If you want a committed man - look in the mental hospitol 11. Love is blind but marrige is a real eye opener 12. If he ask what kind of books you are into -tell him check books 13. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes it means that you laugh at all his 14. Sadly all m

Advice For The New Dominant
THE BEGINNING… First, You should take a serious look at yourself. What is it about BDSM that You find appealing? Do You wish a 24/7 relationship; taking on the responsibilities for deciding all aspects of a submissive’s life? Do You wish to encourage another to become the best person they can be? Do you wish BDSM just in the bedroom? Alternatively, is it something in-between? Whether, it's the sense of power gained in having another under Your full control or it is the pleasure to be found in administering pain, there is no right answer, except for Yourself. Do not try to live up to any others’ expectation. Start out by trying to define what it is that You crave. You cannot hope to control or take responsibility for another, until first you understand Yourself and maintain control of Yourself, this starts with self-evaluation. NEXT STEP… Turn Your attention to the mechanics. At this point, You are looking for just one thing, does what You read cause a stirring in your lo

Advise For Men On How To Score Some Ass
How to Get Into her Pants Without Wasting Time and Money This writing is dedicated to all the card carrying members of male species who have suffered for years from incessant cockteasing followed by cockblocking from those females who choose to think that their vaginas are holy temples dedicated to men worshiping them from afar or paying a hefty entry fee. Have you ever seen that dolled up bar flooze with a push up bra tying off the oxygen to that lil brain, a layer of fake carrot cake colored tan, and a smoker's voice that only a deaf mute man would love? Have you ever seen her flirt with all the happenin douches at the bar, laughing at all the nonsensical little jokes, and fishing for compliments via "Oh, my boobs are too big, I hate them" and "I am so fat, I need to lose weight"? Or have you seen the one oohing and aahing about someone's baby pictures and enjoying comparing tanning salon prices while wearing a top 5 sizes small with tits spilling out all over the place and g

Advice To Women
You don’t have to listen to me but I have come to the realization most women don’t know much about men. It isn’t that they are complicated creatures; far from it. WE make it complicated. So, what do we do now; maybe just read and learn. I will admit, these don't apply to all men and it is only my opinion. These are easy and shouldn’t be a surprise. 1) Men only need 3 (a-c) things but want 6 things to keep them happy; give them this and you are golden: a. Sex b. Sleep c. Food d. NO Nagging (oh my gosh don’t do this) e. Man Time (sports, gaming, fishing, hanging with the boys; whatever) f. Trust (it’s a two way street, remember that) 2) Make love to your man: Men need sex more than 3 times a year and if you are a women who isn’t into sex; well I feel for you but remember this HE WILL GO ELSEWHERE. It doesn’t mean he doesn’t love you anymore but give me a break. 3) YOU AREN’T HIS MOTHER!!!!!! He wants his lover NOT his mother; so stop acting like her 4) YOU CAN’T CHA

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Advice? by LateNiteFantasy© Risking it all No going back Burning bridges That was their advice? Advice ignored – Again. Just look at me now! How far I have come. Take the plunge, Grab it with both hands Follow your dreams Humble beginnings A twinkle in my eye, An idea; yes a risk, Breaking the mould. Look at me now, Alive! Burning with passion Happy! Glad for the day Just look at me now, How far I have come!

Advice To The 18th Yo
birthdays are great but as we process and the future looks bleak think to your childhood friends then it wont look so bleak with all the memories of before the greatest friends are those from the childhood years

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Advice? by LateNiteFantasy© Risking it all No going back Burning bridges That was their advice? Advice ignored – Again. Just look at me now! How far I have come. Take the plunge, Grab it with both hands Follow your dreams Humble beginnings A twinkle in my eye, An idea; yes a risk, Breaking the mould. Look at me now, Alive! Burning with passion Happy! Glad for the day Just look at me now, How far I have come!

Advice For A Novice Dominant
Excellent article written by unknown author There are as many ways to do D/S as there are people, so you really need to know what your partner wants, doesn't want, is comfortable with, is afraid of, and so forth. A lot of submissives will have great trouble telling you what they want. For some of them, this is because they don't really KNOW what they want. Or, perhaps, they know how they want to feel, but they aren't sure what it is that will make them feel that way. Other submissives do have at least some idea of what they want, but they're too embarassed to be able to tell you directly. And some submissives know what they want but feel as if it spoils things if they have to ask for it, they want the impetus for the scene to come from you, and if they ask for something, then it's as if they're controlling the scene, when what they want is for you to control it. And of course, more than one of these can occur at once. A person can know only what it is they want to feel AND be too em

Advice For Chronic Whiners
GOOD LUCK is when opportunity meets preparedness. Prepare yourself, and look for opportunity. Don't give up easily. BAD LUCK is just normal everyday circumstance, combined with DUMB LUCK. Everyday circumstances happen to EVERYBODY, but the things WE do day in and day out, before and after the myriad of occurrences determine HOW BAD or HOW GOOD our luck is. ANY circumstance can be BAD LUCK for people who are TOTALLY unprepared. Dumb luck is what happens when you do stupid things and don't think about the possible consequences. Here are some examples: 1) You pull up to one of those busy intersections that doesn't have traffic lights on it, talking on your cell-phone, THINKING you are COMPLETELY capable of being a good driver AND a good conversationalist at the same time. Keep doing it, and you will regret it. 2) You pull up to one of those busy intersections that doesn't have traffic lights on it, and you SEE the person across the intersection from you tal

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Advised Dive Instead Of Keeping
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Ady To Get Back Home. We Just Wanted To Come In And Take Advantage Of
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2008 Aee/avn
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Aerial Knights
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Aerosmith
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Aerosmith-crazy
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Aerosmith ~~ My First Love
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Aerosmith Lyrics
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Aerosmith~angel
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Pink it´s my new obsession Pink it´s not even a question Pink on the lips of your lover, ´cause Pink is the love you discover Pink as the bing on your cherry Pink ´cause you are so very Pink it´s the color of passion `Cause today it just goes with the fashion Pink it was love at first sight, yea Pink when I turn out the light, and Pink gets me high as a kite And I think everything is going to be all right No matter what we do tonight You could be my flamingo ´Coz pink is the new kinda lingo Pink like a deco umbrella It´s kink - but you don´t ever tell her Pink it was love at first sight Pink when I turn out the light Pink gets me high as a kite And I think everything is going to be all right No matter what we do tonight I want to be your lover I wanna wrap you in rubber As pink as the sheets that we lay on Pink is my favorite crayon, yeah Pink it was love at first sight Pink when I turn out the light Pink it´s like red but not quite And I think everything i

Aerosmith~falling In Love
You're so bad, you're so bad, you're so You're so bad, you're so bad, you're so You think you're in love Like it's a real sure thing But every time you fall You get yo' ass in a sling You used to be strong But now it's "ooh baby please" 'cause falling in love is so hard on the knees You're so bad, you're so bad, you're so You're so bad, you're so bad, you're so We was making love When you told me that you loved me I thought ol' cupid He was taking aim I was believer when you told me That you loved me And then you called me Someone elses name There ain't gonna be no more Beggin' you please You know what i want And it ain't one of these You're bad to the bone And your girlfriend agreed That falling in love is so hard on the knees You're so bad, you're so bad, you're so You're so bad, you're so Chip off the old block Man, you're so much like your sister My fantasize it must be out of luck My old labido has been Blowing a transistor I feel like

Aeroplain Wind
The difference Is startling The damage You can betray What once was seen As pure regret A soul without A dream A life not alive Needing to hear Angels sing It is your turn To play guardian A moment You can save Dismantle The emptiness Just say those Words And use their Name They remain Identical But never Just the Same

Aeropostale
OK so I do this not entirely with anger and thru firey red eyes but also with the mind set of understanding that some people suffer from ignorance. A few weeks ago a very good friend of mine, who happens to be the assistant manager of AEROPOSTALE, told me that her store was looking for a new head of purchasing and merchandising and told me to apply. So I did. I had my interview and it went well, infact the manager Allison and I were joking by the end of it, good sign right?????? WRONG, today I received the phone call from Allison and it didn't go the way I was expecting, instead of being told I had the job and I needed to come in and fill out my tax papers, I was told the position had been filled. I kept my cool in an never ending quest to better my interview skills I asked why I had been over-looked for the position. What she said to me thru me for a loop and hurt, she said to me that "I didn't meet the physical outward appearance that AERO wanted for their store"... In other words sh

Aerosmith "you See Me Crying"
You see me crying Dont let it get you down You see me crying Im back to the lost and found Honey, what you done to your head Honey, whats the words that I said Honey, what you done to your head Honey, whats the words that I said You see me crying Say you a ladies man You see me crying Im so hard to understand Honey, what you done to your head Honey, whats the words that I said Honey, what you done to your head Honey, whats the words that I said You see me crying Please say you stick around And I got to be your lover, honey Lovin time after time And I show everything around And I never ever let you down cause my love is like a madder round Honey, what you done to your head Honey, whats the words that I said Honey, what you done to your head Honey, whats the words that I said

Aerosmith "what It Takes"
There goes my old girlfriend, there's another diamond ring And, uh, all those late night promises I guess they don't mean a thing So baby, what's the story? Did you find another man? Is it easy to sleep in the bed that we made? When you don't look back I guess the feelings start to fade away. I used to feel your fire But now it's cold inside And you're back on the street like you didn't miss a beat, yeah Chorus: Tell me what it takes to let you go Tell me how the pain's supposed to go Tell me how it is that you can sleep in the night Without thinking you lost everything that was good in your life to the toss of the dice? Tell me what it takes to let you go. Yeah Girl, before I met you I was F.I.N.E. Fine but your love made me a prisoner, yeah my heart's been doing time You spent me up like money, then you hung me out to dry It was easy to keep all your lies in disguise Cause you had me in deep with the devil in your eyes Chorus Guitar! Tell me that you're

Aerosmith "remember (walking In The Sand)"
Aerosmith - Remember (Walking In The Sand) Seems like the other day My baby went away She went away, 'cross the sea It's been two years or so Since I saw my baby go And then this letter came for me It said that we was through She found somebody new Oh, lemme think, lemme think What shall I do Oh, no Oh, no Oh, no no no no no Remember, walking in the sand Remember, walking hand in hand Remember, the night was so exciting Remember, her smile was so inviting Remember, then she touched my cheek Remember, with her fingertips Remember, softly Softly we met with a kiss Whatever happened to The girl that I once knew The girl that said, she'd been true Oh, whatever happened to That night I gave it to you What will I do with it now Oh... Oh, no Oh, no Oh, no no no no Remember, walking in the sand Remember, walking hand in hand Remember, the night was so exciting Remember, her smile was so inviting Remember, a then she touched my cheek Remem

Aerosmith "remember (walking In The Sand)" (originally Done By The Shangri-las)
Seems like the other day My baby went away She went away, 'cross the sea It's been two years or so Since I saw my baby go And then this letter came for me It said that we was through She found somebody new Oh, lemme think, lemme think What shall I do Oh, no Oh, no Oh, no no no no no Remember, walking in the sand Remember, walking hand in hand Remember, the night was so exciting Remember, her smile was so inviting Remember, then she touched my cheek Remember, with her fingertips Remember, softly Softly we met with a kiss Whatever happened to The girl that I once knew The girl that said, she'd been true Oh, whatever happened to That night I gave it to you What will I do with it now Oh... Oh, no Oh, no Oh, no no no no Remember, walking in the sand Remember, walking hand in hand Remember, the night was so exciting Remember, her smile was so inviting Remember, a then she touched my cheek Remember, with her fingertips Remember, softly Softly we

Aerosmith - Don't Wanna Miss A Thing(vid Included)
This is for my friend Jak. =) This is his favorite song and I won't deny him of it :-P I could stay awake just to hear you breathing Watch you smile while you are sleeping Far away and dreaming I could spend my life in this sweet surrender I could stay lost in this moment forever Well, every moment spent with you Is a moment I treasure I don't wanna close my eyes I don't wanna fall asleep 'Cause I'd miss you, babe And I don't wanna miss a thing 'Cause even when I dream of you The sweetest dream will never do I'd still miss you, babe And I don't wanna miss a thing Lying close to you Feeling your heart beating And I'm wondering what you're dreaming Wondering if it's me you're seeing Then I kiss your eyes and thank God we're together And I just wanna stay with you In this moment forever, forever and ever I don't wanna close my eyes I don't wanna fall asleep 'Cause I'd miss you, babe And I don't wanna miss a thing 'Cause even when I dream of you Th

Aerosmith-angel Lyrics
I'm alone Yeah, I don't know if I can face the night I'm in tears and the cryin' that I do is for you I want your love - Let's break the walls between us Don't make it tough - I'll put away my pride Enough's enough I've suffered and I've seen the light CHORUS: Baby You're my angel Come and save me tonight You're my angel Come and make it all right Don't know what I'm gonna do About this feeling inside Yes it's true - Loneliness took me for a ride Without your love - I'm nothing but a begger Without your love - a dog without a bone What can I do I'm sleeping in this bed alone CHORUS Come and save me tonight You're the reason I live You're the reason I die You're the reason I give When I break down and cry Don't need no reason why Baby, Baby CHORUS You're my angel Come and save me tonight you're my angel Come and take me allright Come and save me tonight, Come and save me tonight, Come and save me tonight, Come and save me t

Aerodynamics Of Nascar
Aero Push When following another vehicle closely, the airflow off the lead vehicle does not travel across the following one(s) in a normal manner. Therefore, downforce on the front of the trailing vehicle(s) is decreased and it does not turn in the corners as well, resulting in an "aero push." This condition is more apparent on the exit of the turns. Aerodynamic Drag A number that is a coefficient of several factors that indicates how well a race vehicle will travel through the air and how much resistance it offers. Crewmen work to get the best "drag horsepower" rating they can, determining how much horsepower it will take to move a vehicle through the air at a certain mile-per-hour rate. At faster speedways teams strive to get the lowest drag number possible for higher straightaway speeds.

Aerosmith-don't Want To Miss A Thing
I could stay awake just to hear you breathing, Watch you smile while you are sleeping, While you are far away and dreaming, I could spend my life in this sweet surrender, I could stay lost in this moment forever, Where a moment spent with you is a moment I treasure, (Chorus) I don't want to close my eyes, I don't want to fall asleep, Cause I miss you baby, And I don't want to miss a thing, Cause even when I dream of you, the sweetest dream will never do, I still miss you baby and I don't want to miss a thing Lying close to you feeling your heart beating, And I wondering what you are dreaming, Wondering if it's me you are seeing, Then I kiss your eyes and thank god we're together, I just want to stay with you in this moment forever and forever forever (Chorus) And I don't want to miss one smile, I don't want to miss one kiss, I just want to be with you right here with you, Just like this, I just want to hold you close, I feel your heart so close to mine And

Aerosmith:angel Lyrics
I'm alone Yeah, I don't know if I can face the night I'm in tears and the cryin' that I do is for you I want your love - Let's break the walls between us Don't make it tough - I'll put away my pride Enough's enough I've suffered and I've seen the light [Chorus:] Baby You're my angel Come and save me tonight You're my angel Come and make it all right Don't know what I'm gonna do About this feeling inside Yes it's true - Loneliness took me for a ride Without your love - I'm nothing but a begger Without your love - a dog without a bone What can I do I'm sleeping in this bed alone [Chorus] Come and save me tonight You're the reason I live You're the reason I die You're the reason I give When I break down and cry Don't need no reason why Baby , Baby [Chorus] You're my angel Come and save me tonight you're my angel Come and take me all right Come and save me tonight, Come and save me tonight, Come and save me tonight, Come and save me tonight,

Aerosmitih-crazy
Come Here baby You know you drive me up a wall the way you make good on all the nasty tricks you pull Seems like we're makin' up more than we're makin' love And it always seems you got somn' on your mind other than me Girl, you got to change your crazy ways You hear me Say you're leavin' on a seven thirty train and that you're headin' out to Hollywood Girl you been givin' me that line so many times it kinda gets like feelin' bad looks good That kinda lovin' Turns a man to a slave That kinda lovin' Sends a man right to his grave... [Chorus:] I go crazy, crazy, baby, I go crazy You turn it on Then you're gone Yeah you drive me Crazy, crazy, crazy, for you baby What can I do, honey I feel like the color blue... You're packin' up your stuff and talkin' like it's tough and tryin' to tell me that it's time to go But I know you ain't wearin' nothin' underneath that overcoat And it's all a show That kind of lovin' Makes me wanna pull Down the shade, yeah

Aerosmith - Crazy
Come Here baby You know you drive me up a wall the way you make good on all the nasty tricks you pull Seems like we're makin' up more than we're makin' love And it always seems you got somn' on your mind other than me Girl, you got to change your crazy ways You hear me Say you're leavin' on a seven thirty train and that you're headin' out to Hollywood Girl you been givin' me that line so many times it kinda gets like feelin' bad looks good That kinda lovin' Turns a man to a slave That kinda lovin' Sends a man right to his grave... Chorus: I go crazy, crazy, baby, I go crazy You turn it on Then you're gone Yeah you drive me Crazy, crazy, crazy, for you baby What can I do, honey I feel like the color blue... You're packin' up your stuff and talkin' like it's tough and tryin' to tell me that it's time to go But I know you ain't wearin' nothin' underneath that overcoat And it's all a show That kind of lovin' Makes me wanna

Aeronowy :my Goddess, My Muse.
Aeronowy, " River of Slaughter" Aeronwen, " Sacred White Slaughter"( Wen means white and sacred.) Aeron, Aeryn, " Carnage, Slaughter" also known as Agrona. Poetically, the Bards interpret her name as "The Flash Of The Striking Sword." Goddess of war, death, carnage, the madness of battle, The river of slaughter that destroys all before it. My muse and inspiration. My Goddess. Her silver bright madness, is the pulse of my heart, and the fire in my soul, my passions desire, and the poetry of my dreams. It seems strange now to me that I took so long to embrace her back, when I have spent my life seeking her charms... She is the Scorpio madness within me, just as Lugh is the light of my day and intellect, my Sagittarius side. Aronowy is my heart, and my passions desires. Lugh is my mind and talents, night and day, the two sides of my heart. Suns light, and moon bright to light my way, to banish darkness, find strength in the fray. I embrace her madness with a smile on

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Aeronowy
MYRDDYNN WYLT by Donn Harper on Monday, August 16, 2010 at 9:24pm MYRDDYNN WYLT____________________ Wrapped in a tattered woollen cloak. Over layered with a patchwork of uncured skins. The old man shuffled along. His left hand clutching an ash staff, cut from an old spear shaft. His right, held close to his body. He cradled a small black piglet."The gods are all mad little pig, They cannot be trusted. But we are their pieces, they play with abandon.."Myrddynn murmured to the piglet. " Mad they call me! Wild man of the forest...what else would the blind call the sighted man I ask you little pig?" The piglet wriggled, trying to get closer, snuggling for warmth.The late afternoon was already cold. Samhain was close upon them." I have seen little pig. She cursed me with the honey tongue you know." The white raven ruffled her feathers, pecking at Myrddynn beard. Plucking bread crumbs. "She is the betrayer of heroes, The sow that eats her young, you cannot trust her little pig. She will m

Aer Unanimis
Here I rise, So falleth Earth, Cataclysm so internal, So eternal, So we fall now. Wake do we now, Limits of the mind, Body and soul, Fading again, Leaving the world behind. We shift phase, Drifting through ether, Gone in mundane form, Eternally, As Gods of time. And so I seek, One more breath of life, To the last, My body ebbs, Out of time and mind. Mortal am I no more, My mind enhanced, Spectrum of life is mine, I see all colours of life, But not the soul. Immortal spirits, Endure the world, Ravaged by time, Now I understand, Mortality is comprehension. -aer anarchos- Birth of thoughts, From my broken mind, -aer indubitanter- How hopeless, Lonely, Godless, -aer saeculorum- Visual savage sins, Death is nigh, -aer perfectus- Shadowbreed, Until the end.

Aes!!!!!!
For those of you who know me, I did my AES this past July. AES is a test that gets me accredited in a distinguished floral community that can open many doors for me. As of now I don't know my results, rumor has it that the results are slowly making there way to people. There is at least one person who took the test with me who received her results. She hasn't read it yet, it just tells me that any day know I will be getting the results. Stay tuned for the outcome.......

Aesculus Hippocastanum
That's latin for Horse chestnut, which I spent 14 hours in Mon-Tues. Yesterday was my daughter's (Niko's) end of the school year party here at the house so (between football matches) I was on the go all day. She had about 25 of her friends here, nearly half boys (get my gun). Turns out the only love connection happening was between two middleschool "lesbians". Cute kids but not hawt. Not cool. Niko's mom helped chaperone and that was pretty cool. Here I should say, my youngest daughter totally got my good looks (her mom still has hers). We had enough dogs, potato salad, baked beans, chips, dip, soda, red vines, string cheese, pineapple and watermelon (though I was hella nervous). Yesterday shoulda been a day of rest for me and today I'm tanked. So how's your week going? { ch }

The Aesir
The Aesir are the great gods who live in Asgard. The Aesir correspond to the functions of magic, law, and war. And they are Balder, Fjorgyn, Forseti, Frigga, Hermod, Hod, Loki, Magni, Meili, Mudi, Nanna, Odin, Sif, Sigyn, Thor, Thrudh, Tyr, Vidar and Voli

Aesop Quotes
Better be wise by the misfortunes of others than by your own. Aesop In critical moments even the very powerful have need of the weakest. Aesop Injuries may be forgiven, but not forgotten. Aesop It is easy to be brave from a safe distance. Aesop It is with our passions, as it is with fire and water, they are good servants but bad masters. Aesop - More quotations on: [Sex] Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. Aesop - More quotations on: [Advice] Persuasion is often more effectual than force. Aesop The smaller the mind the greater the conceit. Aesop - More quotations on: [Conceit] United we stand, divided we fall. Aesop We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. Aesop What a splendid head, yet no brain. Aesop - More quotations on: [Brain] Put your shoulder to the wheel. Aesop, Hercules and the Wagoner The gods help them that help themselves. Aesop, Hercules and the Wagoner Be content with your

Aesop's Fables And The Rules Of Engagement
by Dr. William Pierce Last week I gave an interview to a news reporter from a television station in Charlotte, North Carolina. That's station WSOC, channel nine, Michael Eisner's ABC affiliate in Charlotte. The reporter and his cameraman drove up to my broadcast studio in West Virginia. My organization, the National Alliance, has been doing some recruiting in Charlotte, and someone had given a copy of one of our recruiting leaflets to the reporter at a Charlotte gun show. The reporter apparently had checked with his superiors at his television station and been told that the National Alliance is a "hate group," so he had come up to check us out and interview me. The reporter was an enthusiastic young man of apparently normal intelligence, although clearly a bit trendy, as virtually all media people are. While we were talking off-camera, he told me that he is a recent graduate of Auburn University in Alabama. During the interview we toured our book department, where we stock the bo

Aesop's Fable Updated *lol*
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off! Life is goi

Aesthetic Perfection You Belong To Me.
look inside yourself your soul is hollow you live inside your hell you're fake and shallow the darkness fades to light I know you're always right because I belong to you I am everything I am nothing I am what you need everything has gone astray you are just like me you are nothing you are everything when everything has gone away don't try to be a friend your words cannot defend your inflicted wounds you cannot compromise every single lie that you told and you know its true

The Aethyr Of Johnny Cash
I am silicon chrome. I am wallpaper bliss. Sent from Kubla Khan's dome, Something you can't miss. I am the sacred river. I am the Xanadu peak. Suffering poison liver, A living cigarette freak. I am second star forever. I am torn, wrent flesh. Not of the land of Never, Constructed of wire mesh. I am laudunum laundry, I am absinthe quake. Crashed the Microsoft foundry, Lost within my own sake. I am subterrainean security. I am transcendant ash. Caught within obscurity, in the Aethyr of Johnny Cash. I am liberal salvation. I am democrat anarchy. Trapped within a lost nation, In the room without a key. I am the psychadelic poster. I am the lunatic calm. To take you on a rollercoaster, Injected on cd-rom. I am beef-style marijuana. I am born of thought. Within me lies the faunae, Where instinct can be taught. I am porn on beta. I am crystal crap. Log on for the data, and stay to bust your cap. I am lawless order. I am painless rash. To

2001 A Fake Odyssey - Best New Tv-fakery
2001 A Fake Odyssey - BEST NEW TV-FAKERY VIDEO ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Killtown Date: Oct 12, 2007 12:56 AM - Conclusively proves the plane's trajectory in the 'Brooklyn Bridge' shot contradicts the trajectories in other videos. - Conclusively proves that 6 videos are actually 3 videos taken at different zooms and passed off as being taken by 6 different people. Also find it here: 911movement.org

Afantasy Fullfilled
As we shed our clothes Upon the soft white sand The sea looked inviting We entered hand in hand Swimming and teasing Splashing about playfully Dipping into pleasures To the rhythm of the sea As we slid side by side Bodies motion sensually Thrills surge throughout Waves caress endlessly Neath a glowing sunset We emerge from the sea Embracing by the shore Having fulfilled a fantasy

~a Father~
Your my father,my protector,and my life. The man in my life is not the same no more. The father is supposed to be their for there daughters an do what's right. The father,"I Love You" but your now who I saw as a child,I miss my old daddy. Dad, please be yourself again. Your not my father who I see anymore. Your not my moms husband no more you changed to much before our eyes. I'm scared to have the new father you are. We want the old loving father back who would agree with things the way they were.

~a Father~
Your my father,my protector, and my life. The man in my life is not the same no more. The father is supposed to be their for there daughters an do what's right. The father,"I Love You" but your not who I saw as a child,I miss my old daddy. Dad, please be yourself again. Your not my father, not who I see anymore. Your not my moms husband anymore, you changed so much before our eyes. I'm scared of the new father you are. We want the old loving father back who would agree with things the way they were.

Afd Rescued Austin City Limits (acl)
There was a fire just recently that erupted and went live on the tv news stations because of the event associated with it being one of the larger events in Austin's Music Scene -- the Austin City Limits!!! Fortunately, the ongoers there this morning weren't packed in and there was no mania. It is unclear what exactly exploded at the scene and caused the fire, but Austin Fire Department's finest put out the fire very quickly. Fortunately, it was on the perimeter of the site. Okay... now it was announced that it was some propane tanks in an area not visited by concert ongoers and behind the stage set up area of one of the stages.... It could have been much worse, if the area was packed as it would surely be tonight. Whew!! They are already letting people back into the area, which is a good sign. I am sure that they are going to be monitoring the embers of the fire burst.... So far, they are saying everything is a "GO!!!" for the concert goers to the Austin City Limit

"a Feens Dream"
Death is stocking my soul, In the hole of my soul; Death starts to take it's toll. It's in control. Inside my body holds evil, I injected the evil with a needle; Some say I'm a feen. But, in my world it's all a dream, I see dancing demons wearing red; All over my bed. Now, I start to realize I'm dead, My body alive on the outside; My soul is in control on the inside. By the injection of my needle, That comes from the outside; So, out comes my evil. That was injected with my needle, Only I can see what is; Many things are happening all at once. Oh, here come the demonds, Oh,god my god help,help I'm dying; But, no one hears me. OVERDOSE!

"a Few Thought's Of Mine About Life In General"
There is only one success,to be able to spend your life in your own way. Do what make you happy,be with who makes you laugh as much as you breathe,and love as long as you live!!! Just smile and get over it. Anyone who cherishes friendship,doesn't play mind games because of un-found Jealousy,and is one who cares enough to consider other's feelings. A great pleasure in life is doing what people say,you cant do. In every effort there will be interruptions,dissappointments,even some disasters.your recovery time depends largely on what you decide to make it. The time and energy you put into anger and self pity,will serve mainly to prolong the time, it takes to get going again. Winner and Losers both stumble.the winner are the one who quickly get back and keep on going... And what the NIKE"says Just do it!!!

The Affairs
The 1st Affair > > A married man was having an affair > with his secretary. > One day they went to her place > > and made love all afternoon. > Exhausted, they fell asleep > > and woke up at 8 PM. > The man hurriedly dressed > > and told his lover to take his shoes > outside and rub them in > the grass and dirt. > He put on his shoes and drove home. > > "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. > "I can't lie to you," he replied, > > "I'm having an affair with my secretary. > > > We had sex all afternoon." > She looked down at his shoes and said: > > "You lying bastard! > > You've been playing golf!" > > > > > > > > > The 2nd Affair > > A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters > > > > but always talked about having a

Affair
Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. "Becky, my darling," he whispered. "Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk." He was insistent.. "Becky," he said in his tired voice, "I have something that I must confess." "There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky. "No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I ... I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your mother!" "I know, my sweet one" whispered Becky, " relax, let the poison work."

An Affair...
An Affair! An Affair Margaret was nervous. Years had passed since she'd been this nervous about the visit of a student. Their visits were always so boring, so ordinary. Tea and cakes and unclever talk about some topic or other the student had chosen for an honors paper. Margaret would smile, make one or two suggestions, and the girl would leave at the end of the afternoon convinced that Margaret had infinite understanding. But Cynthia, the student due to arrive at any moment, was quite different from the others. An exquisite girl, exquisite and extremely intelligent. Margaret could never look at the girl in class without quivering. None of the other girls in her classes had that effect on her, and she was thankful for it because she did not like to mix things that belonged apart. Of course they all had guessed Margaret was a lesbian because she had more or less hinted she was. Lesbian teachers in this college were not extraordinary. Margaret, however, did her best to avoid ent

Affairs Of The Heart
This is something I feel compelled to write about. Some of you may be offended, but I do not mean it that way. This is something I feel very strongly about, but it's still just my opinion... I do not understand people who cheat on their spouses/ significant others. I say if you are that unhappy in your relationship either fix it, or end it. Don't complicate things even more by bringing in a third person. Tell me how bringing in another person in your relationship is going to make things better, for you or your relationship? Now if you are single but seeing someone who is married/ with someone else, I have some questions for you too. If they will sneak around, lying and cheating on their partner, how the hell can you possibly believe that they wouldn't do it to you too? What kind of relationship is it going to be where it starts out with one or both lying and sneaking around? If it were me, I'd wonder if that person wasn't just using me as a stepping stone... until th

Affair's
The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." She looked down at his shoes and said: "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!" The 2nd Affair A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the fa

Affairs....
The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!" The 2nd Affair: A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful

Affairs Of A Lonely Soul
Affairs of a lonely soul (erotic) You're magnificient body is there wanting to be touched You feel your temperature rising in a heated flush Passion burning deep from within Wanting to be touched, but not from him He had his chance, and he ignored your desires The soft gentle touches, that quinches your fires To be loved freely with passions flowing from above Not his sharp cock fucking you, not out of love All day long as you sit and wait for him to come home You know where he's been, you know he's not alone Suddenly the phone rings, who could this be? You here a sexy voice, then you realize it's me With only a second to stop and let your heart take a rest Goosebumps and nerves trimble suddenly over your breast Come to me my love, for tonight I make you complete Show you my affection, unleash your explosive heat! There's a knock at the door and you know exactly what its for You know if you go open it, your extacy I will

The Affair........
The affair began one day with a conversation on the Internet. They had met in one of those sights that specialize in married people. Those that were unhappy, or at least unfulfilled in their personnel or sexual life as they sought someone else to fill the needs they had. His was one of loneliness. His wife left for periods of time, going to exotic places. He got left at home with the kids and the laundry. When his wife was at home, sex wasn’t part of the equation much anymore. After 20 plus years, two kids, and menopause about to happen, the feelings of sexuality got left behind the feelings of exhaustion. She didn’t notice the neglect she was giving him; only that he rarely touched her anymore, which seemed fine most of the time. The woman he met was just as lonely, just as isolated. She rarely got a touch, a kiss, or a hug from her husband, He usually was asleep by the time she came to bed. Most of the time it was the alcohol he drank each night, and then when they did

Affairs
> Just a little laughter > > The 1st affair > > A married man was having an affair with his secretary. > > One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. > > Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. > > The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes > > outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. > > He put on his shoes and drove home. > > "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. > > "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my > > secretary. We had sex all afternoon." > > "You lying bastard! > > You've been playing golf!" > > _____ > > The 2nd Affair: > > A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked > > about having a son. > > They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. > > The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy

Affair Gone Sour
“You used me! And I let you!” I shouted at him, slowly coming to terms with what we had done. “I begged you to. And what exactly was it for you? Payback for what your wife has done?” I was angry, and in shock, I couldn’t hold back the tears any longer. I felt them falling down my face and he made no move to brush them away as he had done countless times before. “Her and I are even now. We can move on with our lives, together.” His words were a tangible, physical pain slicing through my heart. Only moments before we had been clinging to each other in my bed and now we were worlds apart. Did I even know the man standing over me, looking for his clothes? “While we’re at it, let’s be honest. This whole affair was about more than just your wife, wasn’t it? You were getting even with me too, weren’t you?” I demanded to know through the tears. With everything else I was feeling, I needed to know. A person can only break once, right? “Because I walked away when we were younger… you came back

6 Affairs
The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted,they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM .. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." "You lying bastard!You've been playing golf!" ************************************************ The 2nd Affair: A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of t

Affairs Of The Heart
Affairs of the Heart One set of doors was the color of honey One set of doors was pink and grey Well I wonder which set is mine, said she As she walked down the long hallway Well I wonder which set of rooms are mine For in these rooms she would live and die Well it's better to have loved and lost (Ah but it's better not to lose) Than to never have loved at all Never have loved, never have loved at all Well it's better to have loved and lost (Ah but it's better not to lose) Than to always be alone Always be alone In your heart I thought that there was more involved Through all that time and all these months I stopped many times to question you Well I told you that it was the right thing to do Well it's better to have loved and lost (Ah but it's better not to lose) Than to never have loved at all Never have loved, never have loved at all Yes it's better to have loved and lost (Ah but it's better not to lose) Than to always be alone Always be alo

Affairs
1st affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." She looked down at his shoes and said: "You big liar! You've been playing golf!" The 2nd Affair A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the father of this

Affair(suggestive)
Here I lay, Another victim, Notch the bedpost Prostrate, for you. I shouldn't you shouldn't we shouldn't But can't keep my hands off you the way your shoulder tastes when I bite smell of your skin as you rub against me or maybe it's just the way you fuck I don't know no more sleeping baby turn off the lights time moves too fast and you move too slow he and she and they aren't here never suspect and don't know a thing moving faster, because times running past us and you inside me is all I want to be given entirely to you and this moment turn off the lights no more sleeping baby

The Affair
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. 'Where have you been?' his wife demanded. 'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.' She looked down at his shoes and said:'You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!'

Affair #2
The 2nd Affair A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?' The wife smiled sweetly and replied: 'Not this time!'

Affairs
The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside, and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. 'Where have you been?' his wife demanded. 'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afterrnoon.' She looked down at his shoes and said: 'You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!' The 2nd Affair A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be the fa

The Affair.
How many times can the words, "I love you." be said before they lose all meaning? How many times can you look into someone's eyes before the truth comes out? How can one, kiss their love without feeling guilt? Why does lust overpower love? What can the mistress offer that the wife can't? Sex? What does sex have that snuggling doesn't? Is it mearly the feel we lust over? That primal instinct to fornicate? The caveman seduction of domination? The urge to fuck like the animals we are? We, as man-kind have evolved past inferior urges and lustful dominations. Or have we? Are we as insignificant as the animal kingdom? Why is the worst brought out in us when sex is involved? Why does a man feel more attracted to a naked woman than he would a smart woman? Why does a woman feel more attracted to a man with the body of a god, to that a man with glasses? Why is love always confused for lust? The animal kingdom breed to create a more powerful species.. why do we want to create a more attractive on

Affairs
Affairs can be exhilarating, exciting, passionate and romantic. They can also - more commonly - be damaging, destructive, cruel, painful, time-wasting and demeaning. But what is an affair? Well, what it's not is a drunken fumble at the firm's Christmas party. It isn't a one-night stand either. Neither is it a romance between two people who are both free of other entanglements. An affair is a sexual relationship that lasts more than one night where at least one of the lovers is publicly committed to someone else. And, sadly, affairs inevitably hurt someone and frequently they hurt all the parties involved including children, if there are any. Some affairs of course end happily for the couple - let's face it, plenty of good second marriages began as illicit romances - but the vast majority of extra-marital liaisons don't end in a new marriage or relationship. In fact I estimate that at least 80 per cent end up unhappily and cause misery all round. So starting an affair is not a

Affairs
The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM . The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." She looked down at his shoes and said: "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!" The 2nd Affair A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the father

The Affair
The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. 'Where have you been?' his wife demanded. 'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.' She looked down at his shoes and said: 'You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!' The 2nd Affair A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he

Affairs
The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon" "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The 2nd Affair: A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.

**affaiirs **
..:: 1st Affair ::.. A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. 'Where have you been?' his wife demanded. 'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.' She looked down at his shoes and said: 'You lying bastard! You've been p laying golf!' ..:: The 2nd Affair ::.. A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rus hed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be t

The Affair
The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!" ________________________________________________________ The 2nd Affair: A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife, "There's no way I can b

An Affair With The Sun
the ray of the sun kisses my skin. i look up into the blue eyes of the sky, searching for storm clouds of trouble in the distance. the sensitive ears of the trees listen to the musician's song rock the wind with a whisper to lay back and relax, as the lyrics haunt with a deep knowledge. the sky forgot to spend the gold fleck pieces, that dots the blue with enlightment and joy. the smells of body heat hits the senses like a lost toy of days gone by. the sun dial ticks away with a stem of lust that shadows the time. the ray of the sun kisses my skin again...i should stop before i get burned... how much more damage can one take before feeling the tan deepen to a burn. the sweat is building like a river. i back away long enough to get a breath..and i go back for more,as i pray in a whispered breathless sigh one more kiss. strong touches can be damning, but given the right spots the ray can't miss. thank the Gods i had the right clothes on to keep me as safe as i can be with a

~affair~ (7/27/08)
i dont know the definition of affair i didnt know it ment that you needed me there...if this is an affair then i cant imagine how not to care...if she only knew how much i love you and how much i know you love me to...its not just sex that keeps you close to me i just cant understand what it could be...this is so much more than an affair to me...i just wonder what else it could possibly be...if it was just empty loving would be for not and i wouldnt give up my spot...but, when my heart cries for your touch and holding you is a must you have to understand this is more than just...an affair to me.

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Affair 1
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. 'Where have you been?' his wife demanded. 'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.' She looked down at his shoes and said:

Affair 2
A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the t

Affair Number 4
A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. 'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.' 'One Cent?' the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: 'How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?' 'A nickel,' the barman replied. 'A nickel?' exclaimed the man. 'Where's the guy who owns this place?' The bartender replied: 'Upstairs, with my wife.' The man asked: 'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?' The bartender replied: 'The same thing I'm doing to his business down here.'

An Affair
Have you ever found comfort in the arms of a lover,but had to accept that they belonged to another? Have you ever felt emotions for someone that you had to contain till they were able to break free of their current restraints? I've never been jealous or felt so alone untill the one that I loved had to go home to a man in which she was currenty engaged in with a marriage, a family, and a lifestyle she hated. She told me she cared about me and askd me to be patient and wait for the day we could have true relations. But how does one cope when they feel so alone because they cant even talk to their life on the phone. I guess all I can do is sit here and wait, be strong and try to fight through the pain that grows deeper and more intense on each passing day because she said we'll be together and in her I have faith.

6 Affairs
The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. 'Where have you been?' his wife demanded. 'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.' She looked down at his shoes and said: 'You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!' Click here to get $500 Walmart gift card The 2nd Affair A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He t

Affections Of My Heart
Affections Of My Heart by BlueWolf Having thoughts of you As I am writing today I do care so much more Than my words can say Still it's through my pen Where I try to provide The warmth you give me From the feelings inside It was from the first hello To loving you no less My feelings have grown Into pleasures I express Those constant thoughts Words I often impart So special you became In affections of my heart.........

Affection Of My Heart { Karulvinth For Life }
Having thoughts of you As I am writing today I do care so much more Than my words can say Still it's through my pen Where I try to provide The warmth you give me From the feelings inside It was from the first hello To loving you no less My feelings have grown Into pleasures I express Those constant thoughts Words I often impart So special you became In affections of my heart "Love is being able to reach the sky even though you're afraid of heights.

Affection
There is no greater wonder than the way the face and character of a woman fit so perfectly in a man’s mind, and stay there, and he could never tell you why. It just seems it was the thing he most wanted. Robert Louis Stevenson 1850—1894 The heart has its reasons, whereof reason knows nothing. Blaise Pascal 1623—1662 It turns out that it’s not where we are but who we’re with that really matters. Unknown Love is not finding the perfect person, but finding the imperfect person perfect. Unknown Talk not of wasted affection; affection never was wasted. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow 1807—1882 And my favorite.......... "Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Walk beside me that we may be as one."

The Affect On My Love Life
How does your personality affect your love life? Given the strong degree of confidence that you have, it’s no surprise that you get along well with most people. Indeed, it’s self-confidence that allows people to feel comfortable interacting with others without feeling insecure and vulnerable. For this reason, you shouldn’t have much difficulty in romance, at least not initially. Your social skills will likely help relieve any anxiety your romantic partners might have on those first few dates. However, over time, the high standards that you have for yourself could potentially frustrate your partner. As someone who enjoys the excitement of a night on the town and is uncertain about the prospects of settling down in a serious romantic relationship, you would probably be most satisfied in a relationship with someone that shares these qualities. For this reason, you would probably be quite content in a romantic relationship with someone who also enjoys going out to parties and stay

The Affect Of Suffering
Once was a fellow strong and rough Become that way cause of his name Mother is was like johnny cash And named his boy laurie not sue Boy grew up hating his mother This boy grew up strong Fights were an every day thing Broken noses and bones were The boy into a man still hates He claim he defends lesser beings But it was just the fight he was seeking Easily visualized mother on end of a fist Things you should know The hate reigns cause of the suffering The attitude shows to others to hate Cause of the name got a fight with too many This transferred into thunder Thunder was his next hate Thunder held him at a distance Maybe thunder knew Now with thunder this boy was a wimp This boy thought thunder was love Thunder showed him not Thunder held him at a distance Any good mother should know The suffering that you shall feel If you were to let your guard down But this girl didn’t know The suffering was to feel with this intro The writing was to re

The Affect Of Suffering
Once was a fellow strong and rough Become that way cause of his name Mother is was like johnny cash And named this boy "sue" Boy grew up hating his mother This boy grew up strong Fights were an every day thing Broken noses and bones were The boy into a man still hates He claim he defends lesser beings But it was just the fight he was seeking Easily visualized mother on end of a fist Things you should know The hate reigns cause of the suffering The attitude shows to others to hate Cause of the name got a fight with too many This transferred into thunder Thunder was his next hate Thunder held him at a distance Maybe thunder knew Now with thunder this boy was a wimp This boy thought thunder was love Thunder showed him not Thunder held him at a distance Any good mother should know The suffering that you shall feel If you were to let your guard down But this girl didn’t know The suffering was to feel with this intro The writing was to read The

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Affinity
Affinity It is not most shining, but it is sútil, delicate and penetrating of the feelings. It does not import the time, the absence, the advancings, in the distance, the impossibilities. When It has AFFINITY, any to come back retakes the relation, the dialogue, the colloquy, the affection, in the accurate point of where it was interrupted. AFFINITY is not to have time by means of the life. It is the victory of the guessed one on the Real, of the subjective one on the objective, of the permanent one on the passenger, of the basic one on the superfitial one. To have AFFINITY is very rare, but when it exists, it does not need codes verbal to disclose itself. It existed before the knowledge, she radiates during and she remains later that people leave to be together. AFFINITY is to be far, thinking seemed respect of the same facts that they make an impression, they make to cry they sensetize. AFFINITY is to receive what it comes of ins

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Affirmation Of Love
Affirmation of Love by cdhawkeye96a © Before the day progressed further, her heart compelled to once again view the video tape. As she pushed it into the machine she said to herself, "I must transfer this to DVD before it gets ruined." Though she had viewed the video eight times over the last five months, she viewed the ceremony as if it was her first time. Each time she noticed something new. The camera zoomed past the bride and groom to focus upon Ken, the bride's brother, a local judge and elder in his church. His baritone voice deliberately articulated the words. His cadence was measured and rhythmic. Ken: "We are gathered in this home in the sight of God to affirm the marital union of Joseph and Nancy. Twenty-two years ago today, before family and friends this couple exchanged their vows love and have since lived as one in their hearts. We who are gathered here are able to attest that Joe and Nan have sought the best for the other. Each has given their best to and fo

Affirmation
Dreams are better than reality. Do you ever wake up and wish you could just sleep and live in your dreams instead of your real life? People never end up as they seem at first. Why must we put on a show to impress, then reveal our real selves several weeks down the road, and realize we or the other person is not who we thought they were. Then we're stuck, do we tell them its just not working and hurt them- or do we stay prolonging the inevitable?

Affirmation
A dear friend of mine posted this in her blog the other day. I loved it so I thought I'd share. I believe in the Goddess and Her Greatness. I have felt Her power, love and glory. I am Her priestess, Her daughter, Her vessel, Her instrument. I cannot believe that She would have chosen someone worthless to be Hers. Therefore, I cannot be worthless. My life, my efforts, my struggles, even my doubts, have meaning. I am human, She does not expect me to be a goddess as well. She loves me for who I was, who I am, and who I strive to be.

Affirmation
I believe the sun should never set upon an argument. I believe we place our happiness in other people's hands. I believe that junk food tastes so good because it's bad for you. I believe your parents did the best job they knew how to do. I believe that beauty magazines promote low self esteem. I believe I'm loved when I'm completely by myself alone. I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned. I believe you can't appreciate real love 'til you've been burned. I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side. I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye. I believe you can't control or choose your sexuality. I believe that trust is more important than monogamy. I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul. I believe that family is worth more than money or gold. I believe the struggle for financial freedom is unfair. I believe the only ones who disagree are millionaires. I believe forgiveness is the key to you

Affirmation (2)
I believe that people argue just to make themselves feel better. I believe that it is not necessary to love yourself before you love another. I believe that everyone can do better. I believe that a beautiful mind is more important than a beautiful body. I believe that some people are simply meant to be alone. I believe in Jeffism (you'll have to ask or read later). I believe broken hearts are more common than happiness. I believe that world peace can be achieved. I believe people can learn to accept almost anything. I believe that trust is a more precious commodity than gasoline. I believe forgiveness is not always possible. I believe that marriage is an outdated institution. I believe that God has turned his back on us. These aren't lyrics, just thoughts. ;)

The Affirmation
The Affirmation Sometimes when I’m down I think of the things All the little things To which I find I’m bound And I feel that I must Break free from these chains All the little pains And give in to my lust I’ve got a strong will to live Not sit here and rot I must give it another shot I’ve got so much to give To give in to the mundane And welcome the night To give in without a fight And to crack under the strain So I’ll hold my head high Set my focus deep On the rewards that I’ll reap If only I’ll try I stare out over the horizon And I know that it’s right As I see the breaking light That my future is not yet written I am just a man Nothing more, nothing less So I must do my best To be all that I can

Affirmations For The New Year
Entry for December 26, 2008 AFFIRMATIONS FOR THE NEW YEAR...... 1. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath. 2. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia. 3. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault. 4. In some cultures what I do would be considered normal. 5. My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of wisdom and judgment. 6. I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, and complain. 7. When someone hurts me, I know that forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as rewarding. 8. I am at one with my duality. 9. Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves in knots. 10. I will strive to live each day as if it were my 50th birthday. 11. I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws. 12. Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for t

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Afghanistan The Battle For Kandahar
Saw a kid in a gas mask todayFive years old- maybe fourStole a Hershey bar from the remainsof a burnt down store. Riot gear and hopscotchSlingshots and hand grenades. Well, that kid- with that precious chocolate in handHe found a soldier, lying on the groundAnd there, he kneeled downThe soldier had a gun shot woundAnd bits of shrapnel in his small intestineIn his hand,From the waist down, he began to grow numb And that kid in that gas maskHe looked down with a bit of pityOn the soldier with the seeping woundHe took PITY on that soldier'spoor, unfortunate life. He took that candy bar from his back pocket,And he GAVE that dying soldier his chocolate.That soldier- he had a tear in his eye.. He looked up in the gas mask glass,and saw his reflection!He smiled wide,and with sincere, yet trembling inflectionsaid, ‘Thanks kid.' And that kid, he saw that smile-and he pondered on it for awhile. 'That's ok. I'm going to steal a TV now instead' LT.David MartinUnited States Marines Sp

Afghanistan
I am still in Afghanistan for now. I have a couple months left and then I'll be home. I'm on here to make friends and help with boredom that I sometimes feel here. I can't wait to get home and finish my service here and get back home to my friends and family. Ready to have an Ice Cold beer too.

Afghanistan War Zone Declared Unsafe After American Soldiers Killed
AFGHANISTAN WAR ZONE DECLARED UNSAFE AFTER AMERICAN SOLDIERS KILLED Octopber 27 2009 Kabul, Afghanistan – There is, perhaps, no place in the world that has seen more conflict than Afghanistan. Dating from at least the sixth century B.C.E. conquerors have attempted to hold onto the wild lands that make up the country and all have ultimately failed. Even great military leaders such as Alexander the Great and Genghis Khan found themselves challenged by Afghan geography and people. In the modern era, the country has seen invasions by two of the most powerful nations to ever exist, helping to damn one into history and tying the other one up for almost a decade. Because of the nature of the country and its long history of thwarting invaders Afghanistan is often viewed as a wild land, barren in the modern sensibility, and a appearance of unmitigated hostility, the country has long been one the least desirable of vacation spots. Now with the report of

Afghan Militants In Us Uniforms Storm 2 Nato Bases
Afghan militants in US uniforms storm 2 NATO bases KABUL, Afghanistan (AP) - U.S. and Afghan troops repelled attackers wearing American uniforms and suicide vests in a pair of simultaneous assaults before dawn Saturday on NATO bases near the Pakistani border, including one where seven CIA employees died in a suicide attack last year.The raids appear part of an insurgent strategy to step up attacks in widely scattered parts of the country as the U.S. focuses its resources on the battle around the Taliban's southern birthplace of Kandahar.Also Saturday, three more American service members were killed - two in a bombing in the south and the third in fighting in eastern Afghanistan, the U.S. command said. That brought to 38 the number of U.S. troops killed this month - well below last month's figure of 66.The militant assault in the border province of Khost began about 4 a.m. when dozens of insurgents stormed Forward Operating Base Salerno and nearby Camp Chapman with mortars, rocket-prope

Afghanistan: The War Must End, Bring Troops Home
Afghanistan: The war must end, bring troops home Friday, September 25, 2009 - 10:00 By Tim Dobson There is an increasing push for US president Barack Obama to send more soldiers to Afghanistan. The push comes from the top commander of US and NATO forces in Afghanistan, General Stanley McChrystal. The push comes as eight years of misery inflicted on a war-weary people has caused increasing opposition to the occupation inside the US and other countries participating in the invasion — including Australia. Despite growing popular opposition, with new polls showing a majority of US people no longer supporting the war, the September 20 New York Times said McChrystal was "expected to propose a range of options for additional troops beyond the 68,000 American forces already approved, from 10,000 to as many as 45,000". However, faced with the fall in public support on top of a deteriorating military situation, the Obama administration appears to be struggling t

Afgo......what Is That?
I had a dear friend years ago, she was an opera teacher and a successful singer. She came from a world of culture and breeding. In my entire friendship with this woman, I don't think I had ever heard her raise her voice and certainly not utter a word of profanity. She was entertaining a few people on a Sunday afternoon, her gatherings were always wonderful experiences. We were discussing something painful that was going on in my life and being my mentor, I always hung on her words during these talks. She said to me...."Darling, that is simply an AFGO". I had never heard this said before and was trying to make some sense out of what she might be referring to. Pausing long enough for effect, she said to me,"Another fucking growth opportunity". It was a moment that will remain with me as long as I live. But even after the shock of her words rolled over me, I began to think about it. She was right of course, when our souls are growing it rarely indicates times of joy and pleasure. Growth a