Will Make You Laugh
Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one. As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation. Grandma stopped to say hi and asked what the line was for. Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting. Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line. When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said, "How the heck do you do this at your age?" &nb sp; She said, "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck 'em dry!" The policeman fainted She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business W

Things
I'm sitting here, on the 18th story of this building, looking out over the sea of land, watching as people move back and forth, going about their lives, and i wonder... are we all just alike or are we so different? we fight, cuss, scream, and kill each other so are we really all that different? then i shrug and just watch as life passes me by content to just be a spector to the grand scheme of things. Music is good for the soul. It can discribe what you cant put into words. It helps you to discribe what you cant find the words to discribe. its amazing what a simple song can make others understand about your feelings. Some songs can make others look at you like you have lost your mind. but if you actually listen to them and take the time to actually think about what the songs actually mean then you will realize that some songs talk about life and discribe how some people see life, and that some things they say are actually true about life. Some Love songs help you say what you ca

Blog Dam It
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This Is Going To Be Sick
just wanted to say thanks to all u guys and gals who took the time to comment my pics and comment them.. i will show some love back just give me a little time.. k thanks agine b2thej i was on my myspace and my favorite band CARNIFEX is looking for a new guitarist so i sent the a message telling them about me and how long ive played and they send me a inavation to san diego to tryout in a week.. so i cant wait and i hope i get it... wish me luck

The Gay Monsters - A Drabulous Webcomic!
The Gay Monsters Halloween Special is ready! Check it out at www.TheGayMonsters.com. Happy Halloween! hugz & curses, Andy & The Gay Monsters This colorfully flamboyant webcomic is pure campy queer horror about charming gay monsters and their contemporary queer situation. This spooktacular treat will have you screaming with laughter. www.TheGayMonsters.com

Survey...
1. Were you smiling when you woke up this morning? HELL NO 2. When was the last time you met someone new? Been awhile. 3. What is irritating you right now? It's cold outside. 4. When did you last eat pizza? Don't remember, Months. 6. How many text messages are in your inbox?hhmm 40 or so.. 7. What's the furthest distance you've gone in the past 3 days? Huntingdon. 8. What does the sixth message in your inbox say? Probably something stupid. 9. Have you ever kissed anyone named Michelle? Not that I recall.. possibly though. 10. Besides your bed, what is your favorite thing in your bedroom? Sex Toys. 11. Do you enjoy piercings and tattoos? yes. 12. Who is in the room with you? No One. 13. What are you wearing on your feet? nothing 14. What is/are your favorite pair of shoes? my docs. 15. Who was the last person you told you loved them? Kelly. 16. Do you get along with your parents? yes 17. What were you doing before this? Drinkin

Life As We Know It
yeah well we all know i suck at life i always find a way of fucking thingss i know that no one is perfect but damnit...I try to be i try to do everything right an i am not doing so well...its been said that i am the best she has ever had that i treat her so well...but then how do i look past some major detail an not tell her...i feel like ass. a failure...i want to fix it but you cant change the past its over an done with an i know this but it doesnt change the shity feeling i have of being a terrible gf. how does one become perfect why is it not possible? ::hangs head:: I have to become better! life as i know it is making a huge turn around! the clouds that were hanging over head are passing over, with the new gf an new friends that i have made life is oh so much sweeter! my gf has three lil boys that i adore an love to death! An hell i could not ask for a better gf because let me tell you they dont get better then this one! ....to be continued!

Sign Of The Times
i OPENED UP TONIGHT AND TOLD A SPECIAL PERSON SOMETHING ABOUT ME THAT I FEELS IS VERY SENSITIVE! I THOUGHT SHE WOULD APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT I'M REVEALING SOMETHING PRIVATE WITH HER! BUT WHEN SHE CALLED ME A LIAR AND MADE FUN OF ME THAT REALLY HURT ME, MORE THAN YOU KNOW!!! FROM HERE ON OUT, I TELL NOTHING OF A SENSITIVE NATURE TO ANYONE...I'M TIRED OF BEING HURT AND CALL A LIAR.... Yesterday at work, I saw that an elderly woman needed assisance! She was trying to wheel out a full shopping cart of grocery to her cab that was waiting! I was on my break anyway so I decided to help her load her belongings! Grateful, she reached into her purse and attempted to give me a tip! I declined because (1) company policy prohibits employees from accepting tips or gifts from guests and (2) I didnt want compensation for helping her anyways! If you are wondering what the amount was it was $20. Would you accepted the tip OR declined to take it???

Life Is What You Make Of It
hi this is stacey -n- this is my first blog. I don't have anything thrilling to say at the moment. Halloween was interesting this year. You should have seen me I was wearing this green little headband with green -n- sliver poms -n- a black dress..it was kinda flashy looking but it pass for my costume, I was a alien dress up as a human..silly huh. it was fun esepcially when I got to hang with my bffs..we always have fun together we watch scary movies-well they was suppose to be but it takes alot to scare me. Well anyways we went to this church festival -n- got tons of candy -n- free krispy kreme donuts. We just walk all over the place -n- laugh at people when they stare at us.

Invite
Here is the lounge i started if you wanna join please feel free to join. http://www.fubar.com/lounge.php?l=8747 Thanks, Blaze Here is a family that u can have fun in and help one another so mail me on this account and ill lok and see whats going on. Hope to see u in the family. Blaze

It Is A Lot
Why not force a deleting of the account! Yea! There we go...I will be back with the nastiest pics..LMAO Its easyto losetrack sometimes, and I guess that I have. I just want to say thank you for those that are true...I wish I could be everything for everyone, but I can't. Its a hard thing to want to be everyhting to everyone, and if you ever have to deal with that, then you will know what I am talknig about. It s hard enough to be all that... for yourself alone. You can't...Love you...LOL

My Favorite Song
"Everywhere" We were born in this little town Growin' up I was counting down Every single day till we made our get-away But you said you could never see yourself Trying to make a life anywhere else This would be your home and I was on my own But ever since we said good-bye I've been out here on the wind Baby you would be surprised All the places you have been I've seen you in Albuquerque waitin' out a blizzard Arizona dancin' 'cross the desert Watchin' the sun set in Monterey Girl I swear just the other day you were Down in Georgia pickin' them peaches In Carolina barefoot on the beaches No matter where you choose to be In my heart I'll always see you Everywhere Now days When I'm passin' through The conversation always turns to you I hear you're doin' fine Livin' out by the county line Got a man that's home every night a couple of kids and the kind of life That you want to lead Guess you could say the same for me Cause you and I made our choices Al

Scorpio!!
George Baker added this Comment December 11 6:06pm When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy ... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was goi

Ode To A Fart
A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about 'And blood was everywhere,' 'The sirens screamed out eulogies,' For death was in the air. 'A mother, trapped inside her car,' Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: 'Oh, God, please spare my boys!' She fought to loose her pinned hands; 'She struggled to get free,' But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused 'On where the back seat once had been,' But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; 'She did not hear them cry, ' 'And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, ' 'Oh, God, don't let them die! ' Then firemen came and cut her loose, ' 'But when they searched the back, ' 'They found therein no little boys, ' But the seat belts were intact. They

For Me....
Do you still drink whiskey? Can I buy you a round? If nobody’s sitting here, do you mind if I sit down? I was nervous when I saw you I almost walked away And now I can’t believe what I’m about to say These arms want to hold you These lips want to kiss you These eyes are glad to see you Well baby I miss you Let’s drive each other crazy Like we did back then Why don’t we get together And break each other’s hearts again? Maybe I’ve had one too many I don’t want to say too much We both know the reasons Why we didn’t keep in touch We’re no good for each other Still it’s hard to let it go I’m trying to be strong, but babe you’ve got to know These arms want to hold you These lips want to kiss you These eyes are glad to see you Baby, I miss you Let’s drive each other crazy Like we did back then Why don’t we get together And break each others hearts again? Loving you should be the last thing on my mind It feels so good to l

My Poetry
Self Respect By RJLewis Self respect is ours, and ours alone. But, when weakened, it can, easily, be undone. Self respect is a quality we should all cherish. It should be nurtured, and made to flourish. Self respect is one of life's basic, human needs. It's what drives us and helps us to succeed. Self respect creates ambition, motivation, and drive. It's a key ingredient in making us thrive. Self respect inspires us to achieve our goals. It gives us strength and feeds our very souls. Self respect is a chief factor in a successful life. It strengthens us when faced with pain and strife. Self respect sharpens our judgement. It builds our confidence, and, is often, apparent. Self respect can, often, inspire the same, in others. It's the reason we may, ALL, have our druthers. Self respect can, sometimes, be misunderstood. It should reflect, in us, all that is good. Self respect should always be admired. For, it is a trait, not easily, aquired! What

Elisabeth Swan Halloween Costume
Elisabeth Swan Halloween Costume Shop for pirate costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! "If you have seen any of the Pirates of the Caribbean films, no doubt, you have marveled at Elizabeth Swann's many amazing costumes. You can wear any of the following for this Halloween. Curse of the Black Pearl - Barbossa's ""Gift"" Dress. This is the red dress that Barbossa ""gives"" to Elizabeth while on the Black Pearl. Of all the dresses that Elizabeth wears, I'd say this is the one with the least detail - though, that's not saying much as there's so much detail on the other dresses. Curse of the Black Pearl - The Hanging Dress. This is the dress that Elizabeth wore to Jack's appointment with the gallows. Dead Man's Chest - Elizabeth's Pirate Costume etc." Elisabeth Swan Halloween Costume What sets Halloween costumes apart from costumes for other celebrations or days of dressing up is that they are often designed to imitate s

I'm Here!
For the next three days I am going to be too busy to get back with anyone until the evening...Work sucks but what can you do? Anyway..just wanted to say love you all, and I will get back with you as soon as I can, if anyone misses me that is..:P LOL..I seem to be one of the many on here that is having a problem with their online and uploading of pics status. I thought it was just me, thought maybe someone hacked into my account and screwed me, but apparently its a glitch they are working on. Sooo..lol..in case anyone wondered..:P I'm here and I have new pics so come see me! LOL Hugs and kisses!

Passion, Pleasure, Pain
Stone Cobbled Corridor The night closes in upon me, encircling me like loves embrace. I walk forward confident in myself, knowing the needs of my wanton desires hidden from reality for centuries gone by. Past lives forgotten in the light of day, Darkness brings to me the passion and desires that were denied me. I walk down a dark stone cobbled corridor dripping and sodden with age old mysteries yet to be discovered. I reach a hand out to touch, carefully seeking the joys that await me. As I wander with abandonment down the dark stone cobbled corridor exuding with unfound passions yet to be revealed to me, my heart begins beating faster with new found joy. I see this glow emanating further off in the distance. Always to elude me, but this time the soft golden glow becomes brighter and as I walk, my bare feet quicken their pace. Drifting closer to the end of that dark stone cobbled corridor I cautiously peer into a golden lit stone cobbled chasm. I see before me a vast court room so be

No! I Won't Unlock Them.
For all of the morons that can't seem to SEE this ANYWHERE.... Last place I can put it. This will be reposted any time it falls off my profile page. DO NOT ask me to unlock anything or to see my private pics or to be added to my family. IT DOES NOT work that way. GET OVER IT! Sin For all of the morons that can't seem to SEE this ANYWHERE.... Last place I can put it. This will be reposted any time it falls off my profile page. DO NOT ask me to unlock anything or to see my private pics or to be added to my family. IT DOES NOT work that way. GET OVER IT! Sin

Riddles
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it? What goes up and down the stairs without moving?

Spread The Stupidity
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Amen to This! *Twas the month before Christmas* *When all through our land,* *Not a Christian was praying* *Nor taking a stand.* *See the PC Police had taken away,* *The reason for Christmas - no one could say.* *The children were told by their schools not to sing,* *About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.* *It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say* * December 25th is just a "Holiday ".* *Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit* *Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!* *CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod* *Something was changing, something quite odd! * *Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa* *In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.* *As Targets were hanging their trees upside down* * At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.* *At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears* *You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.* *Inclusive, sensitive, Di-

Twisted Humor
Youll love this one!!!! I cant stop laughing at this clip........

To All Of My Kick Ass Kentucky Friends!!!
My bulletins friendlies there is one where you need to vote for another friendlie, be sure to help out! TO ALL MY KICK ASS FRIENDS IN KENTUCKY!! Body: Body: FRIENDS: Will leave you hanging if you piss them off, and never speak to you again. KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Will hang you from the nearest tree and piss on you if you piss them off. But will call after the weekend to see if your ok. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will wait patiently with you in the long line to the bathroom and hold the stall door shut. KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes. --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up ------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Hope the ni

Cherrytap
So anyway, as some of you might have noticed, I'm not much of a rater lately, but holler at me here if you want photo or stash rates when I log back on to fuber. I'm not sure yet when I'm coming back in because I always have plenty of stuff going on on the side, and lately my fuber activity is usually off the cuff and pretty random. I can barely even schedule around happy hours. Instead of getting pissed off and deleting me for not participating in your leveling process, just let me know right here and I'll do whatever I can whenever I can. If you don't care about the points, just feel free to holler anyway and I'll chat at you soon. Have a great day/night/wednesday or Thursday or whatever it is wherever you are, whenever you're reading this blog!! Emily's daughter turned 1 today (Sept. 19) http://fubar.com/user/995618. So go check her out and leave her some happy before we fit the kid for a flight suit. (wink Rev) I'm out; till next time, everyone. Take it easy! WOW, this is

Stuck At Level...
Two things... one... check out Miss_Behavin25 She rocks, and makes pretty stuff, so go check her out and show her some love please ;) that and she's cute and which one of you doesn't wanna go look at cute chicks! Also... Reposting this blog because i STILL see it... so... Guys/Gals... I see alot of you stuck at level 5 and level 10... so public service announcement of the day: if you're stuck at level 5 at 99.99% you need to confirm your email address. if you're stuck at level 10 you need to upload a salute. if you don't know what one is, look under help, there's information on how to make one. (if you still don't get it, look at mine) So if you want to be able to increase your rating limit/photo upload space, you gotta get these taken care of. Love ya'll Sin p.s. afk stands for away from keyboard (meaning i'm not here) Guys/Gals... I see alot of you stuck at level 5 and level 10... so public service announcement of the day: if you're stuck at level 5 a

New Pics Up
i have a lot of new picture so please rate them and give some Luvs than add me please thank you very much xox hi all i have up dated my profile and added new pic so please rate them and give me some love thank you xoxox

My Poetry
So beautiful glistening from the morning dew, In full bloom for all to view. Her sole purpose; to give pleasure to all. Though blown and tossed about, She still stands tall. Taking in only enough to survive Yet meaning so much to others lives. As some enjoy her beauty, others feed from her delicious fruits providing all with a firm foundation, spreading her strong roots. When dealing with lifes hardships, finding it hard to cope, She is always there to provide a little hope. Though torn and tattered- from her beauty and seeds, that the winds once scattered, Blossoms a whole new bunch of flowers carrying with them pieces of her and maturing by the hour. ©Wanda Atwood 12/24/1997 So many nights I've dreamt of the dreadful day The day you'd have to go away The nights of awakening in a shivering cold sweat Tears running down my face leaving my pillow wet I've always known someday it would all come true How was I to know "Someday

Brutality
whats the point of going to someones page, and rating anything a with something other than a 1 or 10? either u like me and/or the photo, or you dont. period. i dont sit there and teter totter in my mind about rating a 4, or 7.. gimme a 10 if you like, or gimee a one if you dont, but if you dont like, then GET THE FUCK OFF MY FUCKING PAGE AND GO FUCK YOURSELF! ahhhh...much better How would you like it to be whacked hard over the head as a sport? Norway and Canada have a new kind of tourism. Killing baby seals. They call it a "sport".. You want to call this a sport ? Is he a sportsman? Why? You're our only hope !!! This barbarism shouldnt be possible in our society..Dont turn your back on us, we are defenselessI know these images seem painful for you, but we feel the pain. We are being slaughtered and its going on RIGHT NOW...What gives him the right to kill us? Who is he to decide about life and death?What kind of sport is this? I didnt harm anyone. I was just swimming around.. Please

Pimp Out
I made this music player at MyFlashFetish.com. Wow, What A Ride That Was! I Am So Overwhelmed By All The Love! There Really Is Some Absolutely Wonderful People On Fubar! I Want To Thank Each and Everyone of You For All The Wonderful Gifts and The Beautiful Bulletins...And The Numerous Rates and Comments! It's Been A Long Road and You All Made It Worth It! Much Love To My Awesome Club F.A.R. Family, My Dirty South Crew Family and My I.B.I.C. Sisters! I Tried My Best To Catch Everyone's Link That Came To My Page To Help Me GodMother. But I Am Sure I Missed Some Of You. For That I Do Apologize. But Know That You Are Loved and Appreciated!

At Work
so i'm at work all day, 4rm 8am 2 8pm . i sell tile and stone for flooring and walls. most of this stuff comes 4rm mexico, spain, brasil, peru, etc. i spend most of my day on my ass in 4rnt of this screen on fubar. kinda my own boss. not 2 mny ppl come by. it's been picking up though. sales have gone up each month that passes. but damn it's boring and slow. gettin paid 4 this, i'm afraid i might lose my job . damn, at first i just kicked it a couple a times so it would have to roll over. but then i did it, i kicked an adapter on the floor against it towards the wall.smash it when. now as i sit here looking at agonizing in pain, i can actually feel it's suffering, as it twitches. now it's not moving, makes me think why i had to kill it it, when i could have just picked it up, and took it outside. wll whutever

My Minds Chatter
This geek chick realizes she really wants a special someone! :( I wants my squishy to keep me warm at night! (Yes, a Finding Nemo reference.) I guess I am just use to being single that it doesn’t really faze me anymore. Sure, there are the moments that I wish I had someone special to cling to, late nights when I wish I had the warmth of my loves arms to keep me safe through the darkest hours and their soft soothing voice telling me “everything is going to be alright”; on days when I feel that the world could just collapse below my feet. I have had my share of assholes. One that even left me both physically and emotionally scared. I can just never find the middle with any guy; an even balance. Of course you are want to spend time with the person you care about. Yet, you can’t spend 24/7 with them. There has to be room for your own interest and friends. It’s how you keep the spice in a relationship. I always end up with people that spend too much time with me or the on

Internet Coaching
Internet Coaching Do you want to start your very own online business, but don’t know where to start, what to do, or how to go about it? Have you ever toyed with the idea of quitting your job, and working from the comfort of your own home, but you’re not sure if you can pull it off all on your own? My one-of-a-kind internet coaching program is the largest, most successful (and one of the only coaching programs that has been proven to work) and is backed by hundreds of real life stories of prosperity…… And once you say yes to my powerful program, you could be next. In this unique program, you’ll be empowered online with videos, workbooks, teleclasses, emails and pdf's, and also combined offline with a three-day exclusive live training workshop in Pattaya Beach, Thailand. This is where I’ll show you step-by-step how to get started on the Internet. I’ll cover everything you’ll ever need to understand. From start to finish. And then for one hour each month thereaft

Naturalbeautican's Random Thoughts
Well I guess I should tell you a little about me & what I am doing... well I am just so excited!!! & I just Can't Hide it Da da da da ... (Oops off on a tangent there sorry)...LOL ok Back on Track (I think)(OUCH that hurts me head to think...LOL Oops there I go again... Back on track...I have the awsome Chance to babysit my 2 Grandbabies this week end... (One night down One more to go) No It was not bad at all... They slept for 5 &6 HOURS DURING THE NIGHT!!!!!I didn't BUT They did...I am also working on a family tree for my Husband...Tonight would have been a good time to work on it but Noooooooo I had to stay on here all night...Stupid... as you can tell I don't use my time very wisely huh? Oh well There is always Later... Or so they say... But That is not true none of us know when Our Time is up so there might not be later... Oh yeah I am just being Morbid again... But It is true... Just got a call(8:24AM) yeah it is still early from My son Saying "MOM Can we come up?"...I asked why

Need Help Now!!
Won't YOU Join Us?? If we all pull together we can catch the current leader and win this contest!! Let's Roll Wicked Storm Crew!! Below is a link to a young lady who MzMic has asked us to help. Her contest ends tonight Monday at 9:00pm Eastern. Help her out if you can. him - wings of a b... Created and Posted by Lucretia~~ Luangel Hey Folks I need help with my contest now! I am getting slammed I have had 1st place all week pretty consistently, until last night, and another competitor is breaking bad. I have held them off thru the night, but I am now bombing by myself. I am asking all 284 people on my friends list to come comment just 10 times that would be 2,840 comments and if you rate me that would be an additional 1420 for a total of added com

Interpret This !
LOS ANGELES–With the nation still buzzing over his Feb. 21 Grammy Awards duet with Elton John, Eminem released a single Tuesday inspired by the performance. Among the song's lyrics: "I was at the Grammys and Elton John gave me a hug / So I got out my pliers and ripped his little dick off with a tug / Shoved it down the throats of Britney, then Christina A. / that's prolly the place it oughta stay" Sir John praised the song as "brave" and "coming from a very pure place." You think this is an appropriate thing for Eminem to be rapping about? Although my good friend,Jenny,23, cannot make sense of the dream she had Monday evening, its meaning is clear to everyone else who knows her. "I'm in this waiting room, and I'm screaming at this man dressed all in white who can't hear me," said Jenny. Oh yes, Jenny is dating and financially supporting a University of California medical student. "Then, we're at the vending machine, and every time I buy a candy bar, he grabs it. Wha

Skin Tutorial
Layouts using this tutorial are very basic. This will change the background, the opaque to transparent and the font color. The values you need to change are the URL / FONT / COLOR / SIZE. For color either use web-safe colors or the hexadecimal value for a color. After choosing and putting in the URL, SIZE and COLOR choice, go here http://www.fubar.com/create_skin.php erase EVERYTHING that comes up when creating a skin and replace with this code. **DO THIS ACTION 2 TIMES. IT WILL NOT WORK OTHERWISE. YOU MUST GO BACK IN EDIT, SELECT ALL, PASTE, SAVE. To see an example of this code in action check this skin out... http://fubar.com/user.php?u=28962&preview_skin=438842 copy code below: body{background-image:url(URL)!important;background-attachment:fixed!important;background-repeat:repeat!important;} table,th,tr,td,p{background-color:transparent!important;background:transparent!important;color:COLOR!important;font-weight:bold;} body, tbody, table, th, tr, td, p,

Cajun B Ez Check This Site Out
Hey guys sorry but I am leaving fubar. If you want to keep intouch give me a shout cajun_big_ez@yahoo.com and dont forget to check out my sexy pics at http://www.southern-charms.com/bbwcajun/main.htm http://www.candiswildgirlz.com/cajun Love Cajun Hey guys I will be web camming soon.....contact me and find out where to find me.. woooooooohoooooo

Real Wrestlers
the fake list and we had to start with traci brooks as i know her so was the first one closed!more to come http://fubar.com/tna_knockout_traci (closed) http://fubar.com/chaser http://fubar.com/anderbear http://fubar.com/tna_senshi http://fubar.com/cowboy_james_storm http://fubar.com/chris_sabin HI ALL THIS IS THE LIST OFF FAKE WRESTLERS ON FUBAR...YOU ASK HOW I KNOW I ASKED THE WRESTLER THEM SELF THATS HOW. I WORK FOR A TNA STAR.. SO I CHAT TO THEM ALL THE TIME. THE LIST http://fubar.com/chaser THIS IS NOT Chase-Stevens

Poems
you crawl your way in to my heart you lie your way in to my bed you crept your way past all my walls in the end i feel the same used and abused and full of shame do not lay a finger on me do not pretend to have loved me do not fake tenderness for my sake be as harsh in everthing that you are with me do not hide the hatred that you feel for yourself and place it on me i am done i do not want to play your games i do not want to play by your rules this is not a game i wish to play i am sorry too could not see the light the came from inside me i am sorry that you could not feel the love the i have traped in here with me i will shut the door now and forever more you wither and moan i will shed no tear i will feel not one shred of greif or regret for you have locked the door of your own fate and i will not open it again to you love sick puppy dog you see in my eyes love sick is right sick right down in my tummy i ache to be held and love the way i see others i ache to

The Nwo Is Back!!!!
The Following Announcements Paid For By THE NEW WORLD ORDER We would like to Welcome you BACK toThe nWo Lounge W/ Live Stream From Adrenaline Music RadioSo here We are...SAME Name SAME LoungeSAME Familyand some NEW faces... So with the Hottest Djs rawkin' what YOU wanna hearthe Greatest ppl you may ever meetand the Best SOCIAL atmosphere on Fubarthis is the one Lounge you MUST check out!!! *(Just click the link below to enter The nWo Lounge)* Yeah We were gone for a minutes now W're back w/ a NEW jump offTrust and Believe that when YOU'RE nWo...YOU're nWo 4-LIFE!!! The nWo Lounge Owner:Hollywood-nWo-FNL-Adrenaline Radio@ fubarBulletin Created by:~♥ღJÃУღ♥~nWo~Ä£åzïå's lil' Cyclone~@ fubar

Volunteer Blog
Volunteer Coders™This blog will hold the members who Volunteer their precious timeto help Code Lounges, Profile Skins & Bulletins.These members are Volunteers and are not official Fubar Staff.Fubar is not responsible for the accuracy, quality or training of these members.If you are in need of their services, send them a Private Messagefrom their profile and Be Patient until they can answer your message.DO NOT LEAVE A COMMENT ON THIS BLOG!!ANY COMMNETS WILL BE IGNORED & DELETED.Volunteer Coder List(Go ahead and talk to them...they won't bite!)Striving

Robert Frost
Nothing Gold Can Stay Nature's first green is gold, Her hardest hue to hold. Her early leaf's a flower; But only so an hour. Then leaf subsides to leaf, So Eden sank to grief, So dawn goes down to day Nothing gold can stay. Robert Frost Fire and Ice Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice. Robert Frost

My Birthday Wish
I would love to be a Henchmen by September 27th.. When I asked for this I still needed 570k to level and I am wishing that all my friends help me get there. As of now I need a hair over 500k. Please I know I could do it I just need everyones help. As always I will return all rates as quickly as I can. ♥ Kiffy ♥ Nykon`s Fubar Wife ♥@ fubar I would love to be a Henchmen by September 27th.. That is exactly one week to do it. I still need 570k to level and I am wishing that all my friends help me get there. As always I will return all rates as quickly as I can. ♥ Kiffy ♥ Nykon`s Fubar Wife ♥@ fubar ♥Hugs and Kisses♥

Las Vegas Again!?!?
They are going to tear my computer out of my bloody hands to take it to the computer doc. and then i have to go to Vegas again! No way to talk to my friend the ones who still talk to me! yes u guessed it i dont have a life! I will be gone from Fri 21st to Sun 23rd. My niece is getting married in Vegas. I probably wont be online till Sunday late. Have a great weekend everybody!!

Come In Have Fun
come on into the best 80's lounge and hear the best of the 80's music and have a good time bring your friends the more people the more fun COME ON IN TO THE NEWEST LOUNGE ON CHERRY TAP INTRODUCING LOWRIDERs 80's LOUNGE!!!!!!!! MEET GREAT/NEW PEOPLE, HAVE FUN, LISTEN TO MUSIC PLEASE:: COME IN AND JOIN THE FUN NO DRAMA, NO BULLSHIT, NO HATERS ALSO LOOKING FOR HELP SUCH AS BARTENDERS,BOUNCERS,GREETERS,DJ'S,MANAGERS APPLY WITH IN THANK YOU WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? CLICK ON THE BANNER BELOW AND JOIN THE FUN NOW OPEN 24 HR 7 DAY A WEEK BE THERE AND BRING YOUR FRIENDS 1Club.FM : 80s Dance Hits

Why???????????
Why u woried bout my size??? U look me up and down with ur hateing eye's. does it make u feel better when u make us cry. So many bigger things than me,like cancer and our boy's over sea's like the day the tower's came down and katrina blew into town. i use my size to handle my pain all the thing's i carry in my brain memorys and the flash backs that wont let me be I carry my burden on my bones trapped in my self always alone Food has never told me good bye Food has never made me cry So, , u dont like me. U give me your look, reading the cover never opening the book. Why do some people get so much shit thrown at them ??? I take 1 step forward and 10 steps back. I try to teach my kids to be strong and never give up, but sometimes i just feel like laying down and being numb..... Just tired of the battle knowing the war will never end

Morning Everyone!!
Well its Tuesday and Imagine Fubar still being Fubared! LOL Just wanted to wish everyone a special Day this morning...may you be in the arms of an Angel..:) Hugs and Kisses imikimi - Customize Your World Morning to all! Woo Hoo its Friday! Yay!! Just want to wish everyone a good morning and day...and to tell you all thanks for all the love you give...If I haven't returned it like you want please send me a letter..I will try asap to get to you...with that being said.... Touch the Darkness @ DarkCasket.com

Big Big Thank You!
Wicked Storm Crew RULZ!!!!!! Thank you all for your help!! We did it!! Held them off for 6 hours! We finished with over 7500 comments!! WOW!!!Smooches!to all!! I am gonna take the VIP and give it to my Baby Baby for a FU Wedding gift! So Ozzfanatic2 will be blue at least for a bit! I love my Crew, you are all the Best! Wicked Storm Crew = Family!! ~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~ ~&hearts~ Thank You All!! ~&hearts~ ~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~ ~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~ Special Thank You's to BuckeyeCowboy (don't think its over, she's still mine. lol). SunSetBeauty, girl your awesome! I'd like to thank Will for holding a fair and fun Contest! I am sure I am forgetting people just know that I thank you all from the bottom of my Heart! ~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~

Stories From The Night Exhange
I've been thinking about writing a book for a long time. But what to write?? I've always heard "Write what you know" well..this is what I know. :) Once upon a time I had a group of friends that make the Sex in The City woman look like prudes. LMAO, which wasn't a bad thing. They were fun and they opened my eyes to a WHOLE new world.. Now, will these stories be true??..maybe :) names will be changed but that's about it I will introduce the characters soon. Well it's been awhile since I posted the "Night Exchange" but finally I am getting around to it :) (and I apologize in advance I don't always do spell check or grammar check. lol I write as fast as I think. So please...forgive my spelling etc....) I don't think this entry is NSFW but I'll mark it as such. Just in case Firstly, I will be introducing my friends to everyone. Keep in mind, I will not/cannot add actual pictures or names of my old friends. So I have found celebrities that I believe truly represent them :)

“add As Friend”
I am sponsoring a Happy Hour this evening at 8:00P PST. Stop by for a drink and leave me some New Year Cheer. First off let me tell you that I generally do not give a fuck if someone adds me or not. However, when someone makes a fucking game out of trying to string me along trying to entice me to beg for “addition” to their inner sanctum, I say FUCK YOU!! Now let me tell you what happened. While I was rating pictures on one a friend’s profile, I spotted someone that I wanted to check out. I read their profile, viewed their pictures, rated all the pictures, rated the person, fanned them, and then requested to be added as a friend. I have done this hundreds of times, some add and others do not, no big deal. However, this person sent a shout to me that said, “give me one good reason and i will accept you”. I replied in my best ogreish, “I be da bestest Ogre yuse 'ill ever know”, which got the reply, “that is grounds for denial”. Oh well, such a loss I return

Just Trampin'
I just got off the phone with the court in Albuquerque and after talking for what seemed like forever I told them that since I wass gonna have to go to jail that they would have to just come and get my ass. But they said that they wouldnt spend that kinda money on me lol! So i told them that I'd be there sometime close to Christmas. At least this way I know I'll get an early x-mas kick out lol!! fuck them assholes Well today stared out to be a pretty good day, I played poker all morning. Didnt win anything but I didnt lose anything either, so that was good. I also got to make a few new friends here on this site..another good thing. Then I got this fucked up email from an old friend of mine from Albuquerque who I hadnt seen or heard from in forever. Dude says that he looked me up on the fuckin net and the fucker found me lol. anyways he sent me a copy of this letter he got in the mail tht was addressed to me from the dept. of public safety. Well turns out that they've went and put

Please...i Need Advice
PLEASE, if anyone out there knows any thing about Sciatic nerve, and Lumbar disc damage.....I really could use your advice, support, etc of any kind. I have had sciatic pain since Jan. of this year. Progressively got worse, though I thought it was something that would go away. The last three months, I have been back and forth, with my family physician, a chiropractor, orthopedic.....Last week, had a MRI...basically, I have a Lumbar disc in my lower back, that is deteriorating, and pressing on the sciatic nerve, in my left leg. The pain is HORRIBLE, and constant. My next and only step, after my recent MRI, is a series of three epidurals, in hopes of lessoning the pain, and nerve irritation. After doing alot of reading, and researching, I have found out, that there is a BIG possibility, I may, eventually, have total nerve damage, or, it could take 3-5 years, maybe longer, before, most of the pain goes away, well enough so, I can learn, to DEAL with it. (I'm not used to just "dealing"

Is This Myspace.com
recently my yahoo accoufor mysticalman777 was hacked into an deleted an i happen thru fubar i dont understand the point of hacking into someones personal email account you have made me lose all my contacts i had in there so if any an all might have given my yahoo messenger id too i am sorry if you havnt been able too reach me there i will not post the new one in here if you want too new one just ask in my shout box hackers are FUCKHEADS ok first all i really like this place its very nice that adults can come here an make friends but ive noticed more an more that this is almost like myspace i for one hate myspace nothing but a bunch of pedafiles on there also if this is an online bar then why do they allow 20 an younger in here they cant get into the bars in real life so why allow it here whats the use of having bouncers if they dont bounce it was my understanding that when this site was started it wasnt anything like this i myself joined this site cause i thought it w

Stuff That Comes To Me
now you know most of the time i would just write my feelings out, but i just aint got anything to say this time. i found this song and i guess it says everything i want to say, i know im not the best person in the world but, i know i want to be a better person everyday, see ya later jess, i know you will like this song, its a good one. Artist: Saliva CD: Blood stained love story Song: Never Gonna Change just as sure as the sky is blue and ocean too i've never lied to you and i've never, ever done anything, that would render me untrue but for u i cant say the same you only have brought me pain theres no use in pointing fingers when im the one to blame and i know that its over and theres nothing left to say and we all pay the prices for the games that we play i dont know how to love you but i cant walk away what do i have to say what do i have to do for me to hear you say i just wanna be with you

General Blogness
Translates to "Seize the eternal night" or, more simply - "embrace death." The phrase came to me in one of my darker moments, before I knew that I knew the word for eternal in Latin. The people who are closest to me know the struggles with my dark place that have plagued me these past months. To embrace death can mean two things to me, depending on my frame of mind at the time...it can mean to fearlessly embrace the unknown, death being the most unknown thing to most of us...or, as originally, to welcome death itself. "Death is not a punishment" ~ Bastet "Say it for me, say it to me...I'll leave this life behind me. Say it if its worth saving me. " ~ Nickelback Most of what I can remember, has been a sense of reaching out...no clear images, just a vague impression of reaching out. Not reaching anything/anyone, though. *ss* running out of time... carpe noctem eternae...

Only In America
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......do w

Friends
My husband ist man who does his best to provide for his family, He works his a** off without taking vacations or sick days.He feels he is still not doing enough for us.He isg people telling him to get a life but he can't because he is always working for us. I can't work because i have a very bad back from a job i had.I would love to help out but can't.I people to know he is a very hard working wonderful man doing thst he can.So don't put him down for asking a simple question on a mumm.People who put him down or make fun of him with our pet are just idiots with no heart.I love you baby and want all to know it!! If you are on my friends list all i ask is you drop by and say hi once in a while then i know you just don't want points or ratings.I'm a person who does not like games and does not like people that put other people down for what they look like. If ya can't deal with that don't even bother with me.

Just Some Thoughts
OK, guys, I was talking to a friend the other day, and we decided that they should teach love in schools, sex education; ok, but there is a need to teach love too. Too any people but it all off on the churches, and schools; and they put it all off on the parents, and in the end our kids are learning nothing, until years later when they start to really learn about it the hard way. So I thought I would just send out a few pointers for everyone to read, or not you choice. Let’s start in the beginning, we all make stupid mistakes, but that is how we learn. These mistakes will happen and not all are the mistake others will see. Too often parents do not agree with ones decision of partners, and too often mess up what could have been a great relationship, just because. My words to everyone are to not try and destroy what you do not understand, remember yourself and what you had and lost because of someone else. Next, love is not changing someone to be what you want them to be, but more, exc

Chilling
Only great minds can read this This is weird, but interesting! fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! The Secret behind the number 11 Pretty Chilling - read to the bottom. Try it out. If you are a sceptical person - still read on as it's actually very interesting!! This is actually really freaky!! (Mainly the end part, but read it all first) 1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan

Today
ok here we go again...If you read a profile I clearly state that I will NOT do the Yahoo thing. If I say no I am sorry but is that really a reason to call me names? Geez...get over it already....sorry guys..just letting the ones that think its ok to try and harrass me into doing something I don't want to, know that they can't!..LOL Hugs and Kisses Like always...MUAH Well...I tried to call for a tee time and the dang course is having a tournament...why on a Saturday is beyond me, but what can you do? So...looks like I am here for the day..LMAO So show me some luv and and lets have a Sexy Fubar Saturday! Hugs and kisses

Oldies Night At Hancock And Bull Tavern
DJ Al has a new home!!! He can be found at the Town Fiesta during Ladies Night every wednesday at 9pm!!!!!! Ladies get in free, and they also get to enjoy 2 for 1 drink specials that night. It's a great scene, DJ Al will be playing music you can dance to all night!!! If DJ Al doesn't have, he'll get it for you for the next time. So stop on by and help Dj Al get used to his new home!!! Stop by the Town Fiesta, on the corner of Chelton and Academy in the Bally Plaza, and show DJ Al some love!!!! OLDIES NIGHT!!! They said that it would never happen, well they were wrong!!! The management at the Hancock and Bull has decided to hire a DJ to rock the house with oldies. On Thursday, Friday and Saturday, they went and brought in the craziest person in the world to DJ that night. ME!!!! That's right! Al Dawg, the pimp of the decade, the thug of the century, has decided to go ahead and bring back memories that will have people laughing and crying. If you're looking for that bullshit c

Thoughts Of A Sad Soul
I wish I could understand Body: After all these years I wonder why I let it fall apart like I did. "Things fall apart," I say, and wonder why people don't hold on just a little bit tighter. After it's broke it's useless to fix. The crazy glue may hold fast, But the hairline cracks still show, a reminder of the fall, constant and nagging. And so I wonder why I would have let it come to this, knowing there is no repairing the jagged edges. "Things fall apart," I say, and I suppose there is nothing one can do about it. I turned my head and your wisdom Was wasted on me. Not everything falls apart. Not everyone lets go – only me, seeing no reason to hold on, finding no will to prevent it, let things progress this far. "Things fall apart," I say to the guy behind the bar. He gives me a look that says, "I know", And refills my drink one more time. Thoughts of a sad soul Curre

Men.......
MyHotComments The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your h

Don't Understand!!
True friends are for life Until the end They\'re more than special They\'re your bestest friends. They\'re the ones you can go to When you\'re in despair The ones that\'ll help you Even when you got gum in your hair! They\'re the ones who\'ll laugh And go laughing with you all through the night The ones who\'ll help you Help you with all their might To have a good friend You have to be one So be nice to one another So you can be friends forever And that\'s how to be the best friend you can be. I don't Understand why people get so mad, when you try to help them in explaining, that you do not get any points for ripped pictures, why does it have to be about knocking some1 down for helping, when you ask for help in the first place, especailly when we are Family, we all need to stop and think about things before saying them and realize we are all here to help 1 another

Stuff
I need to get my feelings on this out. I'm sure you have all heard about the Jena 6. the 6 black boys thata were originally accused of attempted murder. Bullshit? yes. racist? definately. there is far too much happening here to just turn a blind eye to it. don't get me wrong yes the 6 black boys should be punished for the beating. but comeon attempted murder? had the media not picked this up these boys would be spending a large portion of their lives in prison. this is distressing because of the fact that one of the black students was jumped at a party by several white students. the white kids got off scott free, not even a slap on the wrist. how is this fair? how is this not racist? my job has this nasty tendancy of getting in the way of my personal life. For the past couple months I have been working roughly 50-60 hours per week, depending on the week. Needless to say this is putting a cramp on what I do in my free time. I have no life :( but on the up side I am more then glad to se

Hero
why dont people here talk more? LETS NOT FORGET WHY WE ARE HERE AND WHO HAS MADED IT POSSIBLE FOR US TO LIVE FREE.I SUPPORT ALL OUR MEN WHO FIGHT AND DIE EVERY MIN FOR US AND THEIR FAMILY.MY LOVE TO THEM ALL.THANK YOU.

Leveling Crew Members
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Blonde Joke
A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand. The doctor told her that he had to report all gunshot wounds, and this was an obvious gunshot wound, so would she please explain how it happened? The blonde said, "Well, to be honest with you, I was trying to commit suicide, so first I stuck the gun in my mouth, but thought, wait a minute, I just had all that bridge work done, and I don't want to ruin it. So, I pointed the gun between my eyes, and then thought, wait a minute, I just got a nose job not too long ago, and I don't want to ruin it! Then I pointed the gun at my heart, and thought, wait a minute, I just had these boobs done, and I don't want to ruin them! So then I stuck the gun in my ear, and thought, wait a minute, this is going to be loud!" A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over." "What do you mean?" said the doctor. The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched he

Nsfw Marked Pictures
NSFW - A photo is deemed (Not Safe For Work) NSFW if it is: explicitly sexual in nature (suggestive), overtly tasteless and/or Slandering to any person or ethnicity. In addition to the above criteria, if a photo is a primary photo, it will be flagged as NSFW if it also contains a suggestive body part without the member’s face in the photo. If you have a borderline photo that is not considered NSFW, and it was marked as such, there's a chance someone who has ripped that photo is using it as a Primary Photo. Remember: The Bouncers will be STRICTER with those used as Primary Photos. WTF! people why you marking shit that isn't nsfw that shit isn't funny so grow the fuck up if you don't like my fuckin pictures.. don't fucking rated them or comment on them it won't bother me none.. and this goes everybody on fubar men and women. I don't have time for inmature or phony ass men or women. Don't like it well it sounds like a perosnal problem to me so deal with it because it isn't mine.

Porn Names Part3
Oh She's Eleven Oklahomo! One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Breast One Spewed Over The Cuckoo's Nest Picnic At Hanging Cock Piledriving Miss Daisy Pimped By An Angel Playmate Of The Apes Pocahotass Poke-'em All: The Movie Politically Erect Poltergash Porn On The Fourth Of July Pornochio Pornstar Academy Position Impossible Price Is Right – No, it doesn’t star Bob Barker! Pulp Friction Pump Friction Pumping Irene Queer & Present Danger Raiders Of The Lost Arse Rambone Rambutt Rear & Pleasant Danger Rebel Without A Condom Regarding Hiney Reservoir Bitches Riding Miss Daisy Romancing The Bone Romeo In Juliet Rosemary's Booby Saturday Night Beaver Saving Ryan's Privates Schindler's Lust School Of Hard Cocks Screw The Right Thing Scrotal Recall Sgt. Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gangbang Servicing Sara Sex Toy Story Sex Trek: Penetrations Sex With The City Shake My Spear, I'm In Love Shavers Of The Lost Ass Shaving Ryan's Privates Sheepless

Lets Play!!!
This is just to remind everyone that I'll be cleaning my closet. It seems that I have alot friends that don't keep in touch. I understand that we all have a life to live and I'm all for that. Just let me know if you'd like to stay on my friends list and I'd love to hear just one reason why. Not asking for to much. Am I? With Regard, Michael AKA: "It rubs the lotion..." As I sit here on a Saturday night and watch my son refuse to go to sleep, I went through my first list. I'm getting ready to clean my closet. I'm always making new friends and having a wonderful time doing so, but I'm seeing a trend. Not many people are staying in touch. I can't be that boring people. So! What I would like to do is the following. If your on my friends list and would like to remain on my friends list, please let me know. But! I would also like to know WHY you'd like to remain my friend. Not to difficult. Ok? Just a quick line, doesn't even really matter why. Just send me

Rates And Comments Needed Here Asap
I am currently in The Sexiest Legs Contest and i need help of anyone willing to win I have some competition that will keep me on my toes so if your willing PLZ follow the link below and drop a ten and leave as many comments as you can. The more the better and it won't go unnoticed Thanks to all who help in advance!!! . this is the one but to make it right there are 12 others tho OK EVERYONE THE "SEXIEST LEGS ON FUBAR" CONTEST HAS NOW STARTED CLICK ON THE LINKS BELOW AND SUPPORT OUR CONTESTANTS..... RATE AND LEAVE AS MANY COMMMENTS AS YOU CAN CAUSE THE LADY WITH THE MOST GETS A ONE MONTH VIP!!!! BOMBING IS WELCOME NO PROGRAMS!!!!! NO BLANK COMMENTS!!!

Mumms
It seems like no matter what a person posts as a Mumm there are people out there waiting to bash it. Why is that? Has anybody ever heard if you dont have anything nice to say then just dont say it? Friendship is based on honesty and trust. Friendship is being able to help when help is needed. Friendship is being able to tell one another the truth even though it may hurt. Friendship is being able to just hang out and have a good time. Friendship is knowing when something is wrong without anything being said. Friendship is both good times and bad times. The one thing that friendship is not and that is lieing because your afraid to tell the truth. I will always be your friend and will always be here to help you and make you smile when you are sad, I will never lie to you to spare your feelings, because lieing always leads to more hurt. I hope you feel the same way and value our friendship as much as I do. I will always be your friend, the question is will you always

You'll Find That...
....I don't care if you see me naked. ....I pretty much do whatever it is that I want to. ....I'm a major bitch if you do me wrong. ....I turn into mama bear if you mess with my kids. ....I have a very black and white way of looking at things..no in between. ....I can hold a grudge till the day I die. ....If I don't like you..I tell you. ....I do not want to be involved or informed of your drama. ....I'm easily annoyed by stupidity. ....I'm not offended easily. ....I don't care if you don't like me. ....I'm one hell of a mother, cook, wife and friend. ....I love my man with every fiber of my being. ....I live with the choices that I made and I own them. ....I don't really have a filter when it comes to my mouth. ....I say what I mean and I mean what I say. ....I don't hate. ....I'm not a jealous person. ....I have the gift for knowing when others are up to no good. ....I'm a very intelligent person regardless of the blonde moments and the hick accent. ....I don't th

Bra1n-w@ashed
i know i have an angel and i love her, oh so much but my soul feels so empty and i feel so out of touch i know she'll always be there to hug me and make things right but why do i feel so lonely every single night? I know that she loves me she says so with all her heart but why is my mind dying every time that we're apart? she has a life of her own that's not hard to see i wish i had one, too then my soul, alive, could be i sit in my room alone waiting for the dawn i hope it comes here soon before my sanity is gone i wish to see my angel she helps me to understand for when i collapse down at her feet she'll pick me up and hold my hand so till i see her again to know everything's alright my heart will continue to break every day and night I have been beaten by my own monster that has been sleeping all this time. When I thought it was peacefully, left out of my consciousness, unaware of my presence. But once again, I was wrong; it majestic

Shameless Begging
Of course its time for my daily shameless act of begging for a happy hour. Still looking for that special person that thinks I am worth it..LMAO One day I will get it...tee hee. So if you want to be my Knight in Shining Armor, please feel free to click the give Happy Hour gift link...:) On another note...What the heck is up with you people today? LOL Wake up with a morning wood did we? Come on, you can't first talk to a person with something as silly as "I want to hear you c**!" Please!..LMAO Chill out on the shoutbox derogatory remarks will ya? Hugs and Kisses....giggling Everyday I shamelessly beg for a happy hour, as most of you know, and well, that just doesn't seem to work..LOL So I was wondering if anyone knew of any Happy Hour contests that are giong to be running soon...cause it looks like that may be the only way I will get one..:P Don't think I will stop begging though, but until someone thinks I am special enough for one I might just have to win one...LOL

Do You Know This Man??? (made By Ellie)
IT'S ABOUT TIME! HOLY SHI!T!! STANG IS FINLLY ONLY 114K POINTS FROM BEING A GODMOTHER!!! PLEASE HOP OVER, RATE HER PROFILE, ADD HER, SHARE HER AND LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GIT ER DONE!.....IF YOU HAVE ALREADY DONE ALL OF THAT...PLEASE REPOST THIS BULLETIN...OH HELL, PLEASE REPOST ANYWAY *SMILES* ۞Stang۞FU BAD B!TCH۞ Owna & Reppin Stangs Underground۞@ fubar DO YOU KNOW THIS MAN??????

Friends Wanted
I WANT AS MANY FRIENDS AS WILL HAVE ME. FIRST AND FOREMOST OF ALL I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT REALISTICALLY I CAN'T RESPOND AT ONCE TO ALL WHO EXCEPT ME AS THEIR FRIEND. BUT PLEASE KNOW THAT I WILL MAKE EVERY EFFORT TO RESPOND IN A TIMELY FASHION. WHILE THIS MAY SEAM A LITTLE SELF SERVING IT ISN'T MEANT THAT WAY AT ALL. OBVIOUSLY I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE ELSE BUT THE INTERNET AND TRY TO MEET PEOPLE AND MAKE THEM ALL MY FRIENDS. UNDERSTAND THAT I WANT MERELY TO PROMOTE AS MUCH UNITY IN THE WORLD AS POSSIBLE. FOR IF YOU LOOK AT THE WORLD IN GENERAL PEOPLE ARE SO WRAPPED UP IN THEM SELVES WHICH PROMOTES DISSENSION. THE POLITICIANS OF THE WORLD WOULD HAVE US BELIEVE THAT ONE THING IS BETTER THAN ANOTHER; ONE COUNTRIES BELIEF IS WRONG WHILE ANOTHER’S IS RIGHT, ONE RELIGION IS THE RIGHT ONE WHILE ALL OTHERS ARE WRONG. THIS WAY IS BULLSHIT! GET PAST IT. I'M NOT SELLING ANYTHING. I WILL NOT SPAM. I’M NOT ASKING YOU TO SHARE MY VIEWS OR BELIEFS I ONLY WANT TO EST

Grule
whats up on here cant figure this fubar out? new at this and could use feed back!

Spend Sum Time With Me
pretty much says it all i'm done! no one talks anymore!! so why would i wanna stay? Stoner Bear [Intro - Eminem] If there's any bitches in this room, then there's something I gotta say For all the fools who fell for first girl who comes their way I've been down that road and now I'm back sitting on square one Trying to pick myself up where I started from [Verse 1 - Obie Trice] I never would've thought that I'd see you out of control Even though my penis was deep down in your hole You should know between us, we was like mates of soul Nothing could intervene us, especially no hoes You was more so the chalant type I chose To more shows, haunted you nights I suppose That's how it go, with time spent, emotion grows In the beginning friends, we decided to roll So who's responsible when you get excited, explode And Obie's grinnin', then you invite that Obie's cold But bitches they gon' talk, niggas they gon' hate We established this way before we became mates So what

The Stuff Veleno Is Made Of...
MySpace Graphics & MySpace Codes MySpace Graphics & MySpace Codes

Bitter Pill To Swallow
I sit I sit Holding myself, muttering junkie prayers to no one Hint of desire for razor stubble cheeks the longing a spike behind the soul The child shrieks She screams and she screams and she screams because she knows Sure as nightfall. No running No hiding Gutshot I sit I sit muttering my junkie prayers His love is an eclipse in the center of my mind sucking at the lies I've built around me a web built for function without a soul rent asunder with a single tear burning through memory in my chair soaking in a pool of cold urine just another loser in a city of shit licking my lips for another taste of turd another shot at love all for NOTHING wasted sins for a dead daydream this car wreck of a life a sob story for the meek of heart that all ends today because the barrel never tasted sweeter than it does right now because I no longer have a hunger for anything else.

Contest, Plz Help!!!
I am currently in The Sexiest Legs Contest and i need help of anyone willing to win I have some competition that will keep me on my toes so if your willing PLZ follow the link below and drop a ten and leave as many comments as you can. The more the better and it won't go unnoticed Thanks to all who help in advance!!! . I am now a DJ for a wbsite site called Provocative Radio!!! WTF, who would have thought? me a DJ...lol, anyways, I'm on air Wed and Sat nights from 7pm-9pm. The other DJs are awesome and have took me under their wing so check out DJ Blazin, DJ Sticky and DJ Plato. There is a schedule on the site to say who is on air when, we are also looking for other DJ's as well:D So come check us out@ http://www.provocativeradio.com/_sgg/f10000.htm Thanks and hope you can tune in for some great tunes!!! DJ Midnight

Say What Now
so here i sit bored in school. messed up the wireless router..looked up leather for bondage work. looked up bondage. learned binary, dec, hex,and oct and how they dant play nice together. TCPIP has fried my brain. i want to go home and play with chainmaille. well what? ok I was asked to join this by a friend..who acctualy gave me a good argument on lots of subs...some times I really shouldn't beleive her. anyway here I am confused off my gourd, from both an end-user and programmers point of veiw this place is in a state of confused dissarray. things are placed everywhere instead of neatly organized where it is A) nore user friendly and B) easier to find. well thats how things go though can't change the world by typing best to get off my lazy arse and do something about it.

I Need Your Help!
PLEASE READ..... Use the information to learn how to get your own XBOX 360 Elite free. Have a look at this video first: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFKYVE__Mug (sorry this stupid thing thinks thats a smiley, but its an = followed by a D) Just take 1 minute and read this. This is very EASY to do! It literally takes 10 minutes to setup. Simply follow the steps below. This is 100% real. I wouldn't do this if it was a scam. I will answer you on any question! Here is what you do. Click on the link below, register, pick an account type (referral is the easiest) and complete just 1 offer (Very important that you complete the 1 offer otherwise your account will sit in limbo until you do). This is not like other sites where you need to complete one offer on 2 or 3 different pages!!! And a lot of these offers are FREE trials with nothing else to buy...No committments!!! There are plenty of cool offers to choose from such as Blockbuster online, Stamp.com, Netflix,

Smiles For Today
God Said, "Adam I want you to do SOMETHING for me." Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?" God said, "Go down into that valley." Adam said, "What's a valley?" God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river." Adam said, "What's a river?" God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill..." Adam said, "What is a hill?" So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave." Adam said, "What's a cave?" After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman." Adam said, "What's a woman?" So God explained that to him, too. Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce." Adam said, "How do I do that?" God first said (under his breath), "Geez....." And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well. So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the

New Here!
hi i am new to this site so i am not all sure what to do i am figuring it out slowly but surely lol but if anyone has any suggestions or help issues i would sure be gratefull and thank u for all those who made me feel welcome here thanks and i hope to meet alot of new ppl here soon just got done uploading some new pics check them out and let me know what u think thank you

My Bar Tab Is $465.00
What should it take to add as family??? Any ideas? This is real fun to do! The only catch is that you cant ask the person who posted it anything about it! Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Did some X -- $15 Did cocaine -- $20 Did meth -- $25 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on FUBAR -- $100 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in lov

My Blogging!!!
I posted some mumms tonite. and well the one was about whether i should be upset with my sister becouse she still hangs out and dates these people that have called my sons racial slurs...I did write NI**ER but just like i did right there. Now why a few hours later i get a email telling me it was NSFW and they have deleted and next time i'm deleted all together..umm...does it mean that someone didnt like it and reported it and it just automatically gets deleted or what happened? Is there a rule i freaking broke i don't know. anyone that can share some light on this for me would most be appreciated..thx When a soldier comes home, he finds it hard.......to listen to his son whine about being bored. ...to keep a straight face when people complain about potholes....to be tolerant of people who complain about the hassle of getting ready for work. ...to be understanding when a co-worker complains about a bad night's sleep. ...to be silent when people pray to God for a new car. ...to control h

Apples For Megg
He cannot tell his mother he's dying somehow he's embarrassed, ashamed of 26 years of imperfections, of doing everything she told him (even as an adult) not to do he's ashamed for her too, another son to die this way that out of milk white and perfect bones came a perfect cell that would divide and divide her heart into a million pieces , if only she knew his world was every yellow tulip she breathed in april every strawberry whose redness she swallowed in july every song on her lips whose notes slid in tenor waves through her thin skin and lulled him off to sleep again hush little baby, don't say a word she once felt his fingers and toes fluttering beneatht the tight skin of her belly, his straining to open his mouth and tell her everything in the world he knew was beautiful Now he feels an invisible weight pushing out on his belly and his love has no words for nothing in the world he knows is beautiful there's a sta

Sweet
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Poosluvmenow
GOTTA GO (chorus) GOTTA GO, GOTTA GO, GOTTA HIT THE ROAD GOTTA SEE MY BABY DON'T YA KNOW I'VE BEEN WASTIN' TOO MUCH TIME NEED TO HIT THAT INTERSTATE 65 GOTTA FOLLOW MY HEART WANT TO BE WHEREVER YOU ARE (CHORUS) GOTTA GO GOTTA GO GOTTA HIT THE ROAD GOTTA SEE MY BABY DON'T YA KNOW NO ONE ELSE WILL EVER DO JUST WANT TO BE WITH TOU I NEVER SHOULD;VE STOPPED TRYIN NOW ITS ME ALONE AND CRYIN' (CHORUS) GOTTA FOLLOW MY HEART WANNA BE WHEREVER YIU ARE THIS POEM OR LYRICS WAS WRITTEN BY CHIPPER SMITH DARLIN' HELLO DARLIN', ITS SURE NICE TO SEE YA AGAIN TELL ME, JUST HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN? YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE DOIN' WELL AS FOR ME, I GUESS YOU CAN TELL MY HEART NEVER DID MEND AND THE HURT NEVER ENDS I TRIED TO GIVE MY LOVE TO ANOTHER BUT THERE WILL NEVER BE A LOVER, THAT COULD HOLD A CANDLE TO YOU WHATS

I Love My Friends
I LOVE SINGING EVER SINCE I WAS 6 YRS OLD NOW IM THIRTY - SEVEN IM STILL SINGING!!! HOW DO U PEOPLES FEEL ABOUT SINGING??? LET ME KNOW WHAT UR OPINION THANKS!!!! COMMENT ME!!! I LOVE MY FRIENDS THEY ARE MY HEART FILLED WITH JOY * HAPPINESS * LOVE * SUPPORT * LAUGHTER * SMILES * TEARS * I LOVE THEM ALL THEY ARE MY FAMILY!!!!!! MY FRIENDS ARE LOVED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Life
I don't know why but I feel the need to tell my story. This isn't for rates, pity or recognition. I just feel like telling a story of a man and what made him what he is today. If you wanna read it. Feel free. I was born in Jacksonville, Fl. in the 70's. We lived in what is considered one of the poorest neighborhoods now. My mom was a Hippie and all I really remember about that time was being left to wander around at random parties that she would go to. I know I was younger than 5 but this was my first introduction to drugs. My dad I barely knew. I did know hey was a biker and a painter. Honestly my only real memory of him was him telling me that all men take cold showers. Stupid as it sounds. He died in a Motorcycle accident when I was three. After that I guess it was hard for Mom because I remember boyfriend after abusive boyfriend. I still shudder when I think about that night we spent in the emergency room after a one cruel bastard broke her arm. At this time in the early Eig

Nothing Better To Do
im here and been stressing out over family . my husband has been great and all . just wanted to let ya'll know how i been . hugssssssssss my fufriends! im just depressed and got put on meds yesterday to see if they help . for right now all i can say is im here and thats all .

Away
In 1988 Ron Paul was the Presidential Candidate for the Libertarian party. Here is a personal interview with Ron Paul during that time. He was talking about many of the same issues he is talking about today and with all the same Constitutional values. Proof that Ron Paul is true to his word and has always trusted in the timeless wisdom of the Constitution and our Founding Fathers. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4245169480003136735 But I miss you all....I have a lot of stuff I have to get done right now. I will hopefully be coming back soon! hugs and kisses, ~Lucie

Love Of My Life
maybe this will work maybe not but all my couple friends out there and ones who might read this blog there is a fantasy i have of hearing a couple a wild and crazy couple going at it over the phone if there is any couple out there crazy, wild and open enough to do this contact me by posting a comment on this blog. you know ur in love when the very thought of this person makes ur day brighter you know ur in love when you wake in the morning and first thing you think of is that person you know ur in love when the air around you feels stagnent when that person isnt around you know ur in love when every time you think of this person you feel like ur on cloud 9 and getting higher you know ur in love when evertime ur around this person or talking to this person he/she takes ur breathe away you know ur in love when you talk to this person on the phone and you can have a conversation without even talking you know ur in love when this person can make you feel more than you are

Looks Great Slave Princess
wmode="transparent">" I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH BLATANT DISREGARD FOR BEAUTY! THIS GIRL ENTERED A BRA AND PANTY CONTEST, AND SHE WON HANDS DOWN! WITHIN A DAY, SHE HAD OVER 5,000 COMMENTS ON THE PIC. THE ASSHAT THAT HELD THE CONTEST REFUSED TO PAY UP, SO SHE DIDN'T GET THE 7 DAY BLAST THAT SHE WAS PROMISED! HOW IN THE HELL CAN ANYONE WANT TO SCREW THIS GIRL OVER? SHE'S AN ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART, AND DESERVES THE WIN! So now she is out of a blast, has wasted all her time in promoting and bombing the contest she entered, and she's sitting here all by her little sexy lonely self! GO SHOW HER ALL YOUR LOVE!!! I KNOW NOT ALL OF YOU ARE STINGY ASSES! I AM PIMPING HER OUT BECAUSE SHE IS WORTH IT! YOU SHOULD SEE TO IT THAT SHE GETS ALL THE FUBAR LOVE THERE IS TO GIVE HER! OH YEAH... DID YOU NOTICE THAT SHE DOESN'T HAVE VIP??? FIX IT IF YOU CAN! ♥MÂЯ¥JÂÑΞ™♥ Ï.β.Ï.Ç.♥ ÇΘΘĶÏЄ™@ fubar WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU

You Want To Win?
Need 6 More People to enter this contest so I can get it started. It gonna be one of the easiest contests you will ever find...so what are you waiting for? Hugs and Kisses Interested in winning a 7 day blast? Well I am going to host my first contest! Contest will start as soon as I get at least 10 people in. It is going to be a “Whats your favorite pic of you?” contest. So all you have to do is pick you favorite pic and give me the link.. Pretty Simple huh? Most comments wins. Contest will last 3 days only! No week long or two week long deal so that’s not too bad huh? If you are interested send me an email with the pic you want and I will get you in.. Contest Rules: 1. Most comments win! 2. Comment bombing allowed and encouraged! 3. Self Bombing is advised! 4. No Drama Please, its for fun isn’t it? 5. No harassing of other contestants 6. No Late submissions 7. Prizes will be awarded at close of contest 8. Have Fun with this! Prizes: 1st Place

Hey One And All
hey i made it i left at 9am and made it here in 5 and a half hours and loving it so far. tomarrow i hav a trip to omaha to see family there and go to something called a hay toss i think is what it is call so im a little confused as to what will happen there and i hope my laptop is delivered tomarrow to the house. but yall have a good night if u know how to reach me try i might respond to u if im not tied up hint hint omg its way good lol take care and have a good time yall ill heek u up to date on whats going on here so if u dont see me around much this weekend leave me a message and ill get back to u this ok so im heading out at like ten am on friday on my way to nebraska for a few days so i will not be around much or in on the phone alot hint hint so leave me a message and i hope i have alot of fun and i know not to name it after any one hahahaha

Leveling
HELLO THERE PEACHES...IF YOU NEED HELP LEVELING...PLEASE POST COMMENT ON PAGE WITH PIC LINK...SINCE WE ARE SUCH A SMALL CREW AT THE MOMENT...YOU CAN NOT NEED MORE THAN AROUND 5,000 POINTS...PLEASE HAVE STASH FOR US TO RATE..AND PICS..IF YOU DONT KNOW...UPLOADING STASH AND PICS GIVES YOU POINTS ALSO...EVEN SOME OF THE HUGE CREWS ON HERE REQUIRE YOU TO HAVE LESS THAN 20,000 POINTS...UNLESS ITS SOME ONE LEVELING TO GODFATHER..THEY MAKE EXCEPTIONS...PEACH AND I(FIREANT) DONT ALWAYS KNOW YOU NEED HELP...SO PLEASE DONT HESITATE TO LET US KNOW....WE LOVE TO SHOW OUR OWN FAMILY SOME MAD FU LOVE... Fran3270@ fubar ONE OF OUR OWN SHO HER SOME LOVE AND GET HER LEVELED

Thank You!
Had my back procedure on Monday. It's hella sore... Just like having regular surgery! LOL .. Still trying to recover. Just wanting to let you all know that Im not avoiding any of you. I just log on to check my stuff. Limited to only 10 min up on my feet or in a sitting position. Im hella bored and wish I could stay on here longer but damn I cant! LOL I miss all of you and hope that I will be able to be on a little more longer in two weeks! Much Love and aloha to you all... Mel Thank you all for all the Birthday wishes and Love! Much MAHALO and ALOHA!!!!

The Way I Feel Inside
another cutter, another freak another dork, another geek another prep, another jock another whore, & more punk rock another hater, another "g" another scar, they put on me another label, that happens to fall when no one really knows the person at all every since you left i have felt empty inside. no one to turn to, no one to talk to. no shoulder to cry on on my time of need. to some ppl yes it is gettin over rated but not my fault how i feel it isn't like i can just stop loving you. i have been missing you for 5 months and the feeling is still there. you think i don't have feelings for you anymore but i just cant bring myself to tell you the truth about it. of course i still love you and i have tried to change that but it seems impossible. i have a whole notebook about you and the way i fell but now there are no more pages in it so now i write blogs. its not like you will read them so i just express my feeling here bc it seems like i have no one to lean on about this. you

For The Weekend!
please some one explain to me how to do tags. i know this question has been asked before that is why i put it in my blog. thanks for any help that you have XO Heather As of Thursday night until Tuesday i wont be online or awn sering my home phone or two cell phones. so please don't think that i am ignoring you thanks My baby is coming up to see me and i am giving him 110% of my attention. Yankee

Hubbie
FAKE FRIENDS-REAL FRIENDS FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry REAL FRIENDS: cry with you FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!' FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile REAL FRIENDS: Are for life FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this REAL FRIENDS: Will se

Idp
Keep the Madness going................... PLEASE DO YOUR BIT Today is one of the many National Mental Health Days throughout the year. You can do your bit by remembering to send an e-mail to at least one unstable person. .... My job is done! Life is too short for drama & petty things! So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly! From one unstable person to another... I hope everyone is happy in your head - we're all doin' pretty good in mine. Today is International Disturbed People's Day Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend ... just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, see dead people, or occasionally PEE yourself... You hang in there sunshine, you're bloody special.

Not Allowed To Love My Rl Wife Here
Im in a giveaway for a Happy Hour. I need 50,000 points totaland .. Rates are 10 points and comments are worth 1 point. I already have 14,585 of the total points needed. Can yall come rate the pic.. and sayyyy... 5 or MORE :D comments?? That would be AWESOME ! Id love to have a happy hour and become Godmother! xox I cant believe the lack of proper administration around here. My wife signs on today to go work on her giveaway for a HH that a friend offered her. When she went to leave a comment it wouldnt let her. She also wasnt able to post bulletins or rate profiles you know anything the site is about. She went to support lounge they told her to shut up and stop being selfish for wanting to know why she is blocked great support you VIP's get there lol. She was left with no way to defend herself over whatever? Finally a bouncer gave her a straight answer which explains why support lounge is only allowed to give the same lame answers about everything it's cookies

Fall Out Boy
OK So the concert fuckin ROCKED.. It was fuckin awsome.. And so during Gym Class Heroes the lead singer made a good point.. And I have been finding it true.. There is this angle that woman take pictures at that makes ANYONE look good.. Makes fat chics look thin.. Makes ugly chics look cute.. And it seems like they all know about this angle.. Stop trying to be what you arent and be your fuckin self.. Thats my piece on it.. Peace.. OK so I have an extra ticket to Fall Out Boy in Jacksonville next month.. This is driving me nuts cause I havent found anyone to go yet.. The show is OCT 30 and in JAX, FL.. Who wants to go??

Hey All
I entered the sexiest legs on fubar contest late...click in the pick to vote for me!!!! I am new here to FUBAR and yes i know i only have one pic posted, but no worries. I plan on posting more tonight!! Some more of me and i'll post some of all my tats. So come and check them out later and rate some for me ;-)

Virus Threat
Hello, just sending out this message to everyone on my contact list: If someone by the name of Ashley Marc James wants to add you to their list don't accept it. Its a virus. Tell everyone on your list because if somebody on your list adds them you will get it too. It is a hard drive killer and a very horrible virus. Please pass this on to everyone on your list. We need to find out who is using this account. Right click on the group name of your friends' list and click: Send Message to all. This is affecting to the best of my knowledge Yahoo, Skype and MSN. This is not a fake! Peace and Light To YOU http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=429545&i=110705325 Please follow link and help Honey eyes win a vip! thanks

How Come It Is
I wanted to write this yesterday on your birthday but we were having too much fun that was 10/4/07 You came into the world less than 5 months gestation on 10/4/03 the doctors said you are going to be a still born there was no chance i held my wifes hand and fell to my knees the only thing i could think to say was God if you let her live you can take my life. it was the truest words I have ever spoken or thought, she came out and through tear filled eyes i thought i seen her move but it had to be wishful thinking. the doctor cleard her throat with a sucker i thought why do that she isnt alive then she reached out to hand me the smallest baby i have ever seen 1 lb 5 oz she could have fit into a pop/soda can cut in half. it would have made a perfict basanet i thought i was going to hold my dead baby the doctor said she is alive my heart jumped as i took her so tiny body in my hands then the doctor said call everyone you want to say goodbye to her because premies this inmature never make i

College
Well I started college this week and well its not like i thought it would be, the people are really nice except a few. Mainly the ones that arent are just becase of my weight. But nerves are still up really high. well its offical im back to hocking after my break and starting my nursing clinicals, so im going to he one of those people whos always tired and run down now lol, but i can do it. I will become an RN no matter what i have to do

Boy With Cancer
Please Everyone have a heart and help this Boy out and help him fight the battle of that nasty disease Cancer ...go to this site and Please help Him thank Ya'll very much ...http://www.tjsjourney.com/news.php There is a very dear friend of Mine that has a Cousin that has cancer.. He is 16 years old..has a 2% chance of survival due to cancer, but all he wants to do is get into the guiness book of world records by collecting well over 20,000 hats... So if there is anyone Out here that would like to help this kids out plz contact me back TY

My First Real Contest !!!
Date: Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:10:41 -0700 From: Size: 1 KB To: bling342@fubar.com Reply-To: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1002925&albumid=589480&i=3116569808 Please HELP ME I am in my first real contest the link is http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?i=3116569808 Thanks in advance Steve The contest runs from 7pm tonight till 7 pm 9-29-07

Me
for now i feel i need to quit. some day i may come back. but to the few special friends i have made you know how to get ahold of me. these special people know who you are. i so want you to know i could never repay you for your kindness, friendship and just being there when i needed you. for that i'm so blessed. bye for there few who know me they already know. but i think this is more for me then anyone. i'm a simple person with lots of emotions underneath. life has and is good to me. the few friends i do have have always been there in my hour of need. even if just to lend an ear or a slap upside the head. for that i am truly thankful. you know who you are and how much you mean to me. and i'll never forget it. how does one let go when i know there is no hope. but yet i still hang on. knowing that there are others that are passing by as i grab for hope. i know i'm not the first nor will be the last to have to deal with this. the fears, the needs, the wants and the unknown

My Tribute To Halo 3
NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION This is probably the best e-mail I've seen in a long, long time. The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA. This guy should run for President one day... "We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights." ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them,

What Kind Of Flirt Are You?really!
Your Kissing Grade: A- You are truly an amazing kisser. Your kisses are extraordinarily mind blowing. Whether you're naturally a good kisser or not, you've taken the time learn how to be the best kisser possible. Anyone would be lucky to get a kiss from you! How Do Your Kisses Rate? You Are a Super Flirt You love to flirt, so much so that it gets you in trouble. In almost any situation, you find yourself flirting - even when it's inappropriate. You tend to embrace all flirting styles too.. from coy to sexy to playful to serious. And if someone flirts back, you'll crank it up even more! What Kind of Flirt Are You?

Lost Nsfw Mum...
If We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you from 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you want it? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you Fuck me today? 21. Would you Fuck me tomorro

Bewbs
***NEED 20 of my perosnal friends on here to just drop ONE RATE ON THIS PIC****PLEASE***Can you click this link to this pic and just leave one rate on it for me...We are trying to win this lady a VIP ...please? ONE RATE...if you wanna drop a few comments that would be great too...this is a clickable link FU-Bombers@ fubar This girl has enough bewbs for 3 women and she wants you to see them, click the link please and rate this pic for her and drop her a few dozen comments. She is in a contest and we need to support those big tata's of hers!! :P Please repost this bulletin for me. Here is the direct clickable link to her pic that needs love. If it wont let you in, you have to fan/rate/and add the host Thomas for the duration of the contest. You can remove it afterwards if you chose. It is up to you. But for the time being, please do that and help this girl and her huge boomba's. :P Thanks, PeggySue*treehugger*

Wtf????
twistedrun...: cool just looking out for the females ->twistedrun...: uh i dont ever talk to him so i dont think ill have that prob twistedrun...: twistedan is a drunken wifebeating asshole that I am unfortunately still married to watch out steer away or hell use you one day too ok talk about random shouts bottom to top boys and gurls ->bclubdave: wow thats hot bclubdave: just a lil bit, like the head ->bclubdave: she wants to know if your cock can reach up in to your ass ->bclubdave: she likes to watch guys stick stuff in their asses too ->bclubdave: let me talk to my friend about it and see if she wants to see too bclubdave: well i spit...lol, anywayz, holla on there if u wanna ->bclubdave: in your own mouth ? wow thats a rare talent for a straight guy bclubdave: well i know it's odd, but i also jackoff upsidedown and nut in my own mouth if i get 2 see a woman on cam ->bclubdave: i do but watching someone hit themselves in the scrotum is a bit odd dont you think ? bcl

Please Pray For Her
We found out a year and a half ago, that my sister had cancer. By the time they found out she had it, they gave her 6 months to live. She has been fighting, but getting weaker. It has spread throughout her body. Last night she was rushed to the hospital, they say she has pneumonia. That on top of her weakened condition, they say she may not pull through. Please everyone, pray for her. I thank you all for your time. Love and hugs to you all, ~V~ Nov.2 Went to see my sister yesterday, she is in the final stages. They said she should have been gone by now, but she is a fighter. According to HOSPICE...she has just a few weeks. They have a hospital bed set up at her home, and she can't go anywhere now. It is hard to see someone you love going through so much pain. Nov.25th 2007 My sister, Donna Louise Sapp, died at 12:48 p.m. She is no longer in pain, but will be missed more than she knows. My love and heart will always be with you Donna, I love you. If you woke up one morning an

Crazy Lately
well this is a blog to help people get too know me better, I work way too hard but know its only going to better myself in the long run. I love my job and Im passionate about it which Im really lucky I could find a job like that so early in life. I love my friends most of them Ive known from elementry and high school when I first moved here from michigan... They are my world even though we have our differences sometimes what friends dont...I've changed so much over the past year...Ive become a much stronger and caring person...Before I didnt really give a fuck about anyone or anything...So thats one change for the better. Okay I've lost intrest in blogging for right now. Okay so here goes my first blog on the fu...it may not make much sense but it makes perfect sense to me!!! so it just dawned on me that nobobys perfect and everyone has their major flaws...okay well that part is pretty obvious and well known..But it really hit me that Im not always right and Have been a little crazy

Questions That Are To Serious For A Mumm
I know this is most likely a dumb question and you should have had a V8 kind of thing. I was wondering if anyone knew what Somali 20:20 means I've been looking online and can't seem to find much aside from something about piracy and Somali warriors, Somalis Killed then something about health care. Any feed back would be appreciated, because there are a lot of Somalis running around with stickers etc on their cars etc here http://www.adnkronos.com/AKI/English/Security/?id=1.0.1626210444 http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/ter_glo_ter_ind-terrorism-global-indicator http://www.samliquidation.com/harvest.htm I'm also going to include some of the replies I've gotten and my replies to them! Got curious about your question about what 20:20 means with Somalis all driving around with it on bumper stickers on their cars. Did a few google searches on 20:20, then added Muslim, then Somali. Generally where it shows up, looks bad. First link is a sample. Also thought the

Newby Show Her Love
HELP THIS CHICK OUT SHE IS AWESOME AND IS BRAND NEW ON THE SYSTEM TODAY ..SO PLEASE GO SHOW HER SOME FUBAR LOVE.. TELL HER CANDLE MANN SENT YA....FAN HER R8 HER AND ADD HER ...SHE WILL DEFINETLY RETURN ALL FAVORS THXX IN ADVANCE.......The Carnie Freak@ fubar

Freedom
Just wanted to let you all know that my Divorce was finalized yesterday (26 Sept 07) at about 10 am. So for all of you local, and maybe not so local beautiful women out there, feel free to hit me up and maybe we can take a ride sometime. Im always looking to meet new people, and make new friends. Guys I will ride with you as well. You just have to have your own bike. No men riding bitch on the back of my bike. LOL An unusual teacher....many today have no sense of patriotism nor reverence for military service. *A lesson that should be taught in all schools!* Back in September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a social studies school teacher at Robinson High School in Little Rock did something not to be forgotten. On the first day of school, with the permission of the school superintendent, the principal and the building supervisor, she removed all of the desks out of her classroom. When the first period kids ent

Funnies
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I would do anything for my friends and family that I am capable of. 2. I hate my job. 3. I HATE it when people lie/steal from me. 4. I HATE it when people tell me they'll be there for me and never are. 5. I HATE it when people play with my feelings wether it be guys or my female friends. 6. I love FuBar!. 7. I want to see Fubar my girly friends. 8. I want to be an Vet. 9. I think my body is ok. 10. I tried to kill myself when I was 16. 11. I lost the love of my life(RIP). 12. I don't speak to my parents. 13. I want to have another baby. 14. I believe in ghost. 15. I want to marry a man. I am

Does This Fit Me?????????
I'm This Girl Body: I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in his arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it, and even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you... I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss... I'm the girl who you can talk to you about anything... I'm the girl who laughs at your jokes... I'm the girl who will have many inside jokes with you and will remember each one.... I don't know about this all the time i forget alot I'm the girl wh

Shallow Thoughts
1) A liar can't look you straight in the eye. There is a persistent belief that people with shifty eyes are probably lying. As Paul Ekman says in his classic work, Telling Lies: Clues to Deceit in the Marketplace, Politics, and Marriage, "When we asked people how they would tell if someone were lying, squirming and shifty eyes were the winners. [But] clues that everyone knows about, that involve behavior that can be readily inhibited, won't be very reliable if the stakes are high and the liar does not want to be caught." Ekman goes on to argue against attributing too much meaning to such behavior for two reasons. First of all, although this kind of nonverbal communication most reliably signals the presence of some kind of emotion, that emotion may or may not mean that someone is lying. Nervousness can, for example, manifest itself as shifty eyes. But there are many reasons for nervousness. To understand what the behavior means, you still have to interpret the emotion. Second, Ekman h

Random Stuff I've Learned About In English
admit it we all feel this way sometimes!!!! Blue lights flashing, they had traffic stopped And Highway 11's done turned into a permanent road block I wasn't driving, my wife was my D.D. And she hadn't drank a drop, still got hassled by the J.P.D. And I said hey dude can't you just leave her alone She ain't done nothin' wrong man and we just want to go home Woah-woah And I was mad as hell, thinking fuck the po-po and they wonder why folks don't trust 'em no more Woah-hoah And I'm not gonna let this go, so I'm singing fuck the po-po So I got arrested, just for speaking up And that cop said boy the only right you have is to shut the fuck up Now I'm a jail-bird, I've done time in the pin And I've got a real messed up story to tell all my friends And my name was in the newspaper in my home town They ruined my reputation because I didn't bow down No-no And now I'm mad as hell singing fuck the po-po And they wonder why folks don't trust 'em no mo

Me 10
years ago i learned that we come into this world alone and die alone . it is not the hand you hold at the end that matters only that the time comes quickly and swift . for those thet cry dont cry for you they only cry becuase ther is now a hole in ther life that they cannot fill . when my time comes i hope that no one morns for me , for it will be a wast of tears . I hope that eny that loved me will rase a glass to me and get drunk . for when i walk that road it will be alone . center> Waste not want not 'What is your Fortune?' at QuizUniverse.com

Three Days Grace
Do you think I’m faking when I’m lying next to you? Do you think that I am blind nothing left for me to lose? Must be something on your mind something lost and left behind Do you know I’m faking now? Do you know I’m faking when I’m lying next to you? Do you know that I am blind to everything you ever do? Must be something on your mind something lost for me to find Do you know I’m faking? Then she told me she had a gun it sounded like she’d used it once before on him Then she told me she had a gun it sounded like she’d used it once before, oh man I guess you know I’m faking when I tell you I love you I guess you know that I am blind to everything you say and do Must be something on my mind there’s nothing left for me to hide Do you know I’m faking? Then she told me she had a gun it sounded like she’d used it once before on him Then she told me she had a gun it sounded like she’d used it once before, oh man We have to

This Will Give You Chills!!!!!!!!
My aunt passed away this morning, so I'm sorry to say I won't be around much this week. Read down to the very bottom highlighted in green, IT'LL GIVE YOU GOOSE-BUMPS!!! You don't want to miss this! ((*_*) ) VERY INTERESTING- 1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization! 3. Noah built the ark in Iraq 4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq 5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq ! 6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq ! 7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq 8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq 9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel 10. Amos cried out in Iraq ! 11 Babylon , which is in Iraq , destroyed Jerusalem 12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq ! 13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the Fiery Furnace!) 14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the 'writi

Wrote For Friends
I picture you sitting across a room full of people I'm dressed up wearing a corset and fishnet top garter with stockings and a short skirt, doesn't take you long to notice I am not wearing panties as I sit across from you, I make pleasant conversation but I don't play nice for long I move to your lap and sit turning slightly towards you my skirt coming up .. you start moving your hand up my thigh smirking at people as they walk past interrupting me to say hello to anyone you know .. I start detailing to you what I want .. completely dropping any friendly pretext. I tell you where we will meet in a few minutes after you make me cum right here with everyone watching .. then I tell you that the people around us won't care nor do I so get to it.. you slowly start to finger me and kiss me pulling hard on my nipple working my piercing and pulling it slightly.. making me moan and writhe in your lap. you bite my neck and threaten me if I don't cum soon you won't meet me later, and I won't get

Here
Hi my fubar friends... Im so sorry if i havent payed attention to you...i dont mean to leave anyone out...i may be on a little less in the near future im not sure...but i always miss this place every time i try to get away...I have the greatest friends on this site is my belief...so if youve read this far...why not read on??? the first person to leave a comment in this blog gets a rootbeer from me....comment #2 gets 10 11s and #3 gets a one day blast from me for reading and for being my friend...any other comments will get a drink from me...thanks for rreaading and for being my friend im bout to get on off here a while...i got 70 11s left id like to burn b4 i go....so im gonna give em 50 to the first person to comment&20 to the second(cant be same person)...lol onthis blog that is ...Thanks ...thats all i have to say about that...

Funnies
CLICK THE PICTURE TO GO TO THE LOUNGE PLease re-post this to your friends THANX!! See you in the lounge. I'm there now with about 20 other short busers. So come check out Joker DJ'ing and one of the most active, funniest and FU'ed lounge on Fubar Big Boobies Is ALL ALONE in there right now! HELP! THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, And tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself

Jokes
What do women and spaghetti have in common? They both wiggle when u eat them. A man is of CANCER and his son asks "dad why do you keep telling people that you're dying of aids?" dad replies "so when i die, no one will want to fuck your mother."

Family Emergency - Gone Most Of Friday
My dad is fine. He ended up with a quadruple bypass on his heart. He is doing very well. I won't be on a lot over the weekend as my daughter is home for a visit. I'll also be going back and forth to the hospital the next 4 days or so. I'll try to check in now and then. My dad went in for tests and they kept him. He is there now, overnight. I am going to the hospital to be there when he goes in for his surgery. He will be getting either a triple or quadruple bypass. I will be with my mom and my sister and my cousin and my grandparents at the hospital. My daughter will most likely be there also, if she gets the weekend pass. Anyway, he is getting the surgery around noon to one and it will take a long time. After he is resting afterward my mom will bring me home. (My car is down) so I am not going to be home until about 5:30 or 6:30 PM or so. Anyone wishing to pray for my dad, his name is Steve. They only lose 2 -3 % of the people so he has great odds! Thanks.

Everyone Beware Please
BEWARE... This chic has made several accounts and harrassed alot of bombing and leveling familys on fubar!!!!! ...¢¾:MsGina¢¾:...~¢¾Fu Wifey To LiLMissLadyE¢¾~H.T.A.~A.rchangel Family~G-S@ fubar here is my blog calling her out on these three names alone and her comments to me in there as well and to anyone and everyone else that has a problem with what she is doing http://www.fubar.com/blog/71505 (repost of original by '...☆:Lindsay:☆...' on '2007-09-27 20:43:21') (repost of original by '♥BooBoo♥' on '2007-09-27 20:49:37') (repost of original by '...☆:Lindsay:☆...' on '2007-09-27 21:01:30') (repost of original by '~Tracy~ Manager of the O.C.L & Pit Bull Bombers/Mistress to Perky&FuWifey to Mr.D' on '2007-09-27 21:14:58') (repost of original by 'CHEVANNA~~SUNSHINE ANGELS FRIENDS CLUB~~THE INDEPENDENT FAMILY HEAD SECURITY~~' on '2007-09-27 21:34:43') (repost of original by '~*SEXY_BABY_BLUE_EYES~~ PROUD Member of the Confed

Humoruos Crap
a doctor is helping a lady deliver her baby 10 min go by 40 min go by finally the baby is out and the doctor grabs the baby..... slams it on the floor.... slams it on the ceiling...... slams it against the wall.... woman freaks out what the hell are you doing to my baby!!!!!!!!! the doctor replies "I'm just teasing you dear it was already dead Tigger is the obvious tweeker bouncing here and there can't stay in one place Piglet is so scared hiding under the bed oh d d d dear dear he needs his heroin Pooh is obviously the stoner lookin for his honey "POT" Owl knows everything because he has been to prison and you learn everything when you get locked up Eeyore is the classic alcoholic "my house fell down my wife left me well feel bad for me and buy me a drink" Kanga is a prostitute working for coke Roo poor Roo a coke baby with add and the possibility of tweeker Tigger being his daddy Rabbit is everyones friend and can solve all problems with his "crops" mind you he i

Short Videos
asked for and delivered, it's not perfect but hey it's here :p love ya sin Let me know what you think... i'll post this and one more for tonight here

Breast Cancer
Both Men & Female Be Aware A favor to ask, it only takes a minute.... * I * 6 * Y Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Breast Cancer site is having trouble getting enough people to click on their site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman. It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on 'donating a mammogram' for free (pink window in the middle). This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate mammogram in exchange for advertising. Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know. http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/ AGAIN , PLEASE TELL 10 FRIENDS TO TELL 10

Thank You
I'd like to give a big thank you to "Once I Met You I Let Go" for getting me this 1 month VIP access. Shes such a doll. Please Rate/Fan and add her especially if I have helped you out in the past. Once i met@ fubar A Big Thanks, Hugs, Kisses and Luv to ~~Golfer Chick~~ for always helping me out giving me tickers and today donating her Winnings from a contest for a 30day VIP to me. Please show her some luv if you have time by rating and fanning her. She will hit you back Im sure. Thanks Babe!!! Pierre ~~Golfer Chick~~@ fubar

Kims Contest
please take a minute to help out my friend in the contest she in CLICK ON PIC AND LEAVE TONS OF COMMENTS THANKS

Things I Write
A long time ago our kind forsaken by god lived in the darkness the shadow of this world but in peace. Over 1000 of years unaware that times where changing One day while we been sleeping till night arrived, we were attacked, many of our enemy and us had there loses. Now we are in eternal war with the living. As we walk in the shadow of the night we will hunt you and revenge the nameless sisters and brothers. Pain we do not feel but hate rules! as long as our kind exists we will hunt you down. Fear we do not have and hate will give us strength Revenge the nameless can't have, our hate will be the revenge for the ones we lost. Our clan is our kind together we will drink your blood, feed on what keeps u alive till darkness overcomes the earth and we shall rule again. By D.R MY LOST SOUL Autumn mornings (my lost soul). Almost soundless just the crows upon the sky Watch them, ...see how they fly This feeling is just right Fills m

Random B.s
If you like country music, and in particular Rascal Flatts, their new cd 'Still Feels Good' is excellent as expected. Listening to it today and there is not a bad song on it. :P It's awesome. :-) A friend stopped at a pay-at-the-pump gas station to get gas. Once she filled her gas tank and after paying at the pump and starting to leave, the voice of the attendant inside came over the speaker. He told her that something happened with her card and that she needed to come inside to pay. The lady was confused because the transaction showed complete and approved. She relayed that to him and was getting ready to leave but the attendant, once again, urged her to come in to pay or there'd be trouble. She proceeded to go inside and started arguing with the attendant about his threat. He told her to calm down and listen carefully: He said that while she was pumping gas, a guy slipped into the back seat of her car on the other side and the attendant had already called the police. She became

Life
You know, I sit and read some of the blasts. Over half of the ones I have seen are for people on their birthday from a friend. I guess that people just don't really give blasts to their friends at other times much. I wonder why. I have given out several to my friends just because. Oh well. Such is life! Well, I am living life in Big Spring. Have a decent job for the area. Looking for a new place to live right now. Have given up all hope of ever finding anyone again. But such is life. Kids need me more anyway. I turn 36 tomorrow. Not really sure how I feel about it yet. Seems weird. I remember when my dad turned 36. I was 12 and life seemed so much different back then. Oh well. Anyway, take care and may you find all that you look for in life. Weldon

Sipping Vodka
As of the 21st of October 2007 all cell phone numbers have been released to telemaketing companies and you could start to recieve telemarketing calls from your cell phone and as you know these calls will go against your minutes and could end up costing you money. To prevent this call the following # from your cell phone and this will put you on the do not call list for 5 years. You must call from the phone that you wish to block. It takes just a minute and it could save you alot of headaches. ....888-382-1222.... or go to www.donotcall.gov PASS THE WORD SIPPING VODKA This is too funny – This was meant to be a chain letter but I thought it was funny so I wanted to share it with everyone. A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to g

Mark
OK SO ME AND MARK STARTED TALKING ALONG TIME AGO ABOUT A YEAR WELL THINGS WAS GREAT COULDN'T GET NO BETTER AT THIS TIME WE WASN'T DATING JUST TALKING AND BECOMING CLOSER WE I LOST CONTACT WITH HIM UNTIL 2 MONTHS AGO HE CAME BACK IN MY LIFE WE I HAD ASKED HIM IF HE FOUND SOMEONE YET HE SAID NO SO I WAS SO HAPPY AND AT THIS TIME WAS SINGLE AND DIDN'T HAVE NO ONE SO I ASKED HIM OUT CAUSE WE BOTH KNEW HOW WE FELT ABOUT ONE ANOTHER WELL HE SAID YES WE BECAUSE A COUPLE AND WAS VERY HAPPY WELL WE MADE PLANS TO MEET WELL THE WEEKEND WE WAS TO MEET WELL MY GRANDMOTHER PASSED SO I HAD TO GO TO ALABAMA HE UNDERSTOOD THAT SO WE MADE PLANS AGAIN WELL I STARTED BLEEDING AND HAD TO BE RUSHED TO THE ER OK WELL HE THINKS IM LIEING TO HIM ABOUT ALL OF THIS AND I NEVER CARED ABOUT HIM AND I DID AND STILL DO BUT U KNOW WHATS HARD I TRY TO TALK TO HIM AND ALL I GET CALLED IS A LIER I DONT KNOW WERE I WENT WRONG I HAD NO WAY TO CALL HIM EXCEPT THE NUMBER HE CALLED ME ONCE FROM ON MY CALLER ID AT HOME SO WH

Sandra Latner
Calvin Latner RIP My dad died 12/23/2004 You've been everything to me: a father, Teacher, playmate, model, conscience, friend. Sometimes I'm not certain why you bother, If your feelings on my words depend. I know I haven't been the child I should: Far from it, and I really can't say why. I know exactly what I'd label good, But in the real world something goes awry. Underneath my actions there is love, Gratitude, respect, and admiration. Sometimes I don't know what I'm thinking of, But I thank God you're in for the duration. I'm sorry, sorry for the things I do, But im glad you where my Dad You gave me life and love and i will never for get this I will always Love and miss you Dad it been two years since my mom past away i love you mom and miss you this is for you Sandra Latner How much I love you I can't say: It's more than words can hold. You're all at once my rich, red clay, My potter and my mold. Yours the words that shaped my voice, The spirit

In Loving Memory Of
NEW WAY TO DO CAR JACKING You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car and get inside. You start the engine and shift into Reverse. When you look into the rearview mirror to back out of your parking space, you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window. So, you shift into Park, unlock your doors, and jump out of your car to remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is obstructing your view. When you reach the back of your car, that is when the car jackers appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and take off. They practically mow you down as they speed off in your car. And guess what, ladies? I bet your purse is still in the car. So now the car jacker has your car, your home address, your money, and your keys. Your home and your whole identity are now compromised! BEWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED.... If you see a piece of paper stuck to your back window, just drive away. Remove the paper later. And be than

Chapter 4
There once was a man who just couldn't cry He hadn't cried for years and for years Napalmed babies and the movie love story For instance could not produce tears As a child he had cried as all children will Then at some point his tear ducts ran dry He grew to be a man, the feces hit the fan Things got bad, but he couldn't cry His dog was run over, his wife up and left him And after that he got sacked from his job Lost his arm in the war, was laughed at by a whore Ah, but sill not a sniffle or sob His novel was refused, his movie was panned And his big Broadway show was a flop He got sent off to jail; you guessed it, no bail Oh, but still not a dribble or drop In jail he was beaten, bullied and buggered And made to make license plates Water and bread was all he was fed But not once did a tear stain his face Doctors were called in, scientists, too Theologians were last and practically least They all agreed sure enough; this was sure no cream puff But in

Amanda
This is a blog for Amanda. She's my best friend who has cancer. A place for those who are close, to show her love, support and many prayers. We all love you sweetie! Your strength and beauty is inspiring Passion exudes you with each breath Through the rain you radiate sunshine The pain doesn't stop your sheer will Tommorrow brings promise of neverending joy Happiness like you've never yet known Love will strike out the sickness and pain Nothing will bring down my sweet girl Love you Amanda, Chelle

New Stuff
you've looked, inside when I don't want to let you in. you've tried to move things into me, tried to reshape everything. and now my eyes are turning red. inside. I don't want to reshape just for you why am I forced to escape from you, and like a wolf I'll attack even if it's you I think I pull this room together well then i let you into me you change everything and inbetween........and I don't want to be a wolf. I'll bite. remember me in motion, remember the me you knew. I know you've seen me strike when i'm cornered. and all you had to do was listen. and i would never show my teeth. remember my smile remember my charm you tried to change, so bared my fangs but remember I don't want to be a wolf Dave Walther This is a message for you: I know that you think that no one knows how you feel, and that your all alone. And yes, I am speaking to you....directly to you. You are not alone, and there are people who care.....i care....if you

For Laughs
CAPRICORN-BY FAR THE BEST IN BED!

Gone From Here
I really dont come on here a lot anymore, but I miss a lot of you, so feel free to add me to myspace at the email cjustice@unm.edu hope to talk to ya soon Im not really into this site anymore, and I miss so many of you, but since I hardly log onto here, you can find me on my space. Send me some love there myspace.com/such_a_weenie miss you guys

Random Shit
Okay, so yeah.. My fiance didn't come stay the night with me like he said he was going to.. Go fucking figure.. Army men.. Sometimes you love them, sometimes you want to strangle them.. Don't get me wrong, I love him with all my heart, I really do.. But I'm sick of the shit.. Now he doesn't know if we're getting married Monday or not.. Would be nice to fucking know.. Considering it is monday now by my clock.. Oh well.. I guess my main reason for being so moody about it is because he has to leave tomorrow night to go back to Kentucky and I don't know when I'll get to go up there and be with him for good.. I don't know when he has to go overseas.. I dread every fucking thing.. So, yeah.. Monday October 1st I am going to be married to the perfect guy.. I couldn't dream of a better guy! I'm so happy

Jimmytj
Hi everyone, I wrote a review of fubar a couple of days ago,sharing my experience of a site i am falling in love with. please let me know your thoughts.....jimmy www.Fubar.com I am new to all of this, I am not looking for a girlfriend/boyfriend. I am happily married with three wonderful kids. About me: I am 40 years old, a computer technician, and in my spare time I Write articles on a website called hubpages. In Fubar I believe in sharing the love, if you rate me and add me I will reciprocate with the same. I will not ask anyone to share their personal pictures with me, but won't object if you want to share them. THANKS FOR TAKING A LOOK AT MY PAGE.....JIMMY

Master
I find pleasure, joy, and fulfillment from being submissive to another in a loving relationship. I am not weak, or stupid. I am a strong woman, with firm views and a clear concept of what I want out of my life. I do not serve out of shame or weakness, but out of pride and strength. I look to my loving Master for guidance and protection, for never am I more complete than when he is with me. I know that he will protect my body, my mind, and my soul with his strength and wisdom. He is everything to me, as I am everything to him. His touch awakens me and his thoughts free me. Only in serving him do I find complete freedom and joy. His punishments are harsh, but I accept them thankfully, knowing that he has my best interests always foremost in his mind. If he desires my body for pleasure, I shall joyfully give it to him, and take pleasure myself from knowing that I have brought him happiness. However, the pleasure of the flesh is but one facet of any relationship. The love, the trust and

Tracy Doll
I just feel so happy just now,ive got my son Daniel back yestarday from Iraq. when i seen him get of that bus i cryed like a big baby mind u he was crying as well, i held him so tight i did not want to let him go lol. i feel as if im on top of the world and i wanted to share this with you all xxx LOVE IS SPECIAL WE ALL NEED LOVE, SO LOVE EVERYONE AND U WILL GET LOVE.

If U Found Me In Your Bed...
well working at sears has gotten completely past the point of tollerabilty and i'm officially looking for a new job, i have approximately almost 9months of electronics sales experience, i'd rather skip doing the mumm and getting the opinion of those on my friends and family lists, i'm gonna continue with electronics in some form but my question is should i continue to sell tv's, stereos, sound systems etc., or should i try for selling cell phones or what? also what company/store should i apply at, thanks everyone :) ur opinions count cuz i'm fairly torn at the moment If you woke up one morning & saw me in your bed wat would you do? 1) Go Back To Sleep 2) Slap Me 3) Cuss Me Out 4) Tell Me To Leave 5) Climb On Top Of Me & Cuddle 6) Have Sex With Me (Details please ; ] ) 7) Make Me Breakfast 8) Ask My Name 9) Call The Cops 10) Kiss Me Repost with the title ''IF I WAS IN YOUR BED!'' an see how many people want you in their bed.

I Don't Care
NEW School prayer : Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible. To quote the Good Book makes me liable. We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen, And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King. It's "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong, We're taught that such "judgments" do not belong. We can get our cond

Twisted Me!
Well I decided to say hello to everyone and say that I am excited to be a part of the fubar family. I am 31 yrs old and a lover of nature. I am divorced and happy about it because I could not imagine spending another second of my life with that man. I am a very outgoing person and I am a nurse and a financial analyst. I love my work and I am a nut for numbers so anything accounting related is right up my alley. I don't yet have many friends here on fubar but I plan to change that very soon. As well as get a VIP account and show some 11's love to everyone who has helped me get this far and showed me the ropes. Well since it is 1:51 am I will keep this short but I plan on adding a lot of interesting things to my blog to keep my readers interested...lol..huggggs to everyone and take care..xoxoxo

Agnes The Great
I really wanted to share this story with everyone it brought a tear to my eye! Twas the night before Christmas he lived all alone in a one bedroom house made of plaster and stone. I had come down a chimney with presents to give and to see just who in this home did live. I looked all about a strange sight did I see no tinsel, no presents not even a tree.No stocking by mantle, just boots filled with sand on the wall hung pictures of far distant lands. With medals and badges Awards of all kinds a sober thought come thru my mind for this house was different, it was dark and dreary I found the home of a soldier once I could see clearly. The soldier lay sleeping silent and alone curled up on the floor in this one bedroom home. The face was so gentle the room such diorder not how i pictured a United States soldier! Was this the hero of whom i just read? curled up in a poncho the floor for a bed? I realized the families that I saw this night owed their lives to these soldiers who were

Friends
A Great Idea!!! When you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please include the following: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue, NW Washington,D.C. 20307-50 01 The other day I was told I was not a true friend because I did not quit the lounge I was with and join some of my friends at their new lounge. In essence I was basically barred from being friends with him because I made a choice that was against his way of thinking of how I should think. Now this may not be the line of reasoning for all of my friends who are members of that lounge but it was of one person I spoke with who I thought liked me as a friend no matter what I was doing - lounge or member. I still like him as a person whether he likes me or not. I was also told to give another friend a message. So here is the message I am supposed to give to you because he won't tell you face to face or IM to IM: TELL WILL I SAID TO KISS MY FUCKING ASS. So I ha

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Help
I sit here alone Surrounded by nothing but nothing A cold nothing that chills my soul A nothing more then a void An empty void that is my heart Is there anyone out there Anyone that care or wants me I have searched this void but to no avail There is no one out there So I stop my search Cause there is no one there No one that cares. Whats wrong with big guys? We need love to. We are just as must a person and an average sized guy or a small guy. In fact I believe we have more love to give because a lot of us never have a focus for it. Let me know what you think.

Moving
Me and Just Shizzle are moving with one of our good friends DjFawn. We are having major problems with money at the moment but hopefully we get everything took care of. As of tomorrow me nor Just shizzle will be able to get on the net or use our phone. My husband left us with no money, no food, or anything. Any way I hope everyone keeps happy and keeps us in you're prayers. I LOVE YOU ALL, Trista We are in Illinos now and doing good. We are hoping to get up on our feet very soon and be self suficante. Any way, we hope everyone is doing good and let me know what's going on. *Hugs* Trista

This Makes Sense
(Pick your birthday month and read it. Then repost with whatever you are.) JANUARY = SLUT Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt

Bouncer
Sorry everyone my computer is down and will not connect to the internet. I will see u all soon. Don't get me wrong i love the idea that they have security on here. But damn there making it to tight. It's is frustrating as hell trying to bomb a contest photo and everyother time you have to go through a security check. I just posted 30 comments on a friends contest page and i got hit with 20 bouncer id checks. Does anyone else see the problem with this or am I alone. I know that there has been other people complain about this but i just had to blow off some steam.

Banner Codes
For today - I'm going to thank God that I woke up this morning - I could have died in my sleep. I'm going to be thankful for the sun that is shining outside my window. I'm going to be thankful for the two children I've been blessed with. I'm going to be thankful for the fact that I'm able to hear and to speak and to see (I had a blind grandparent on each side of my family). I'm going to be thankful that I can get up out of this chair and dance around the house with my kids--as I have good friends who are in a wheelchair (you know who you are). I'm going to be thankful for all the wonderful friends I have -- who are there for me when I'm down, when I'm crying, when I'm being dramatic (so stupid i know) and still forgive me. I have a LOT TO BE THANKFUL for..... This amazing banner was made by NIKO!!

What?
Tomorrow used to be a day awayNow love is gone and you're into someone far awayI never thought the day would comeWhen I would see his hand not mineHolding on to yours because I could not find the timeAnd now I can't denyNothing lasts foreverBut I don't wanna leave and see the teardrops in your eyesI don't wanna live to see the day you say goodbyeNow there comes another part of life I go alone...Sitting at a bar with Chris that I can't leaveCause my house ain't no homeI just wanna touch you girlI wanna feel you close to meWithout your love I would give up now and walk away so easilySo maybe while we're young we'll figure out togetherThat even with the pain there's a remedyWe'll be all rightI don't wanna live to see the day you say goodbyeWhen I first met you I couldn't love anyoneBut you stole my dreams and you made me seeThat I can walk into the sun and I could still be meAnd now I can't denyNothing lasts foreverBut I don't wanna leave and see the teardrops in your eyesSo baby why brea

Soundtrack Of My Life
HERE'S SOMETHING TO GET ALL YOU MUSIC LOVERS THINKIN. JUST POST THE SONG YOU THINK OF FOR EACH SITUATION THEN REPOST AS SONG SURVEY. 1.) SONG THAT SUMS YOU UP: Eminem - the way i am 2.) SONG THAT REMINDS YOU OF THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE: Aaliyah - one in a million 3.) MOST OVERPLAYED SONG ON THE RADIO: definitely that damn irreplaceable song by beyonce 4.) SONG THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY: Rich Boy - just bought a cadillac remix(it just does ok lol) 5.) SONG THAT REMINDS YOU OF YOUR BEST FRIEND: Alkaholics - only when im drunk(Marti) Mark Morrison - return of the mack(Sam) 6.) SONG THAT MAKES YOU CRY: Lenny Williams - I love you(not really though) 7.) SONG THAT REMINDS YOU OF HIGH SCHOOL: DMX - hows it goin down 8.) SONG YOU HEARD FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR FIRST CAR: Fabolous - into you 9.) SONG YOU HEARD ON YOUR FIRST DATE: TLC - Red Light Special 10.) SONG YOU'D DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING: Alicia Keys - Diary 11.) SONG THAT REMINDS YOU OF SUMMERTIME: G

Just A Thought...lol
Silly chatter Grinning face Focused Eyes Busy mind Emotions high Overwhelmed Anticipation Dead silence Upside down grin Wet eyes Lost in thought Deep sigh Not surprised Constant Disappointment Never first Always last Thank you Misplaced Sacrifices Everything Giver of all Receiver Of little Exhausted Dry eyes Wet pillow Misplaced Dreams Lost Hopes Forgotten Desires Tired Nameless Me (Unchained Melody's remake of Paul Simon's, "50 Ways to leave your lover") I WROTE THIS FOR THOSE WHO ARE ADDICTED TO FUBAR… "The problem is all inside your head", she said to me..The answer is easy if you take it logically I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free There must be fifty ways to leave FUBAR She said it's really not my habit to intrude Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued, But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude. There must be fifty ways to leave FUBAR...Fifty ways to leave FUBAR Slip off t

Packers Rule
Way to go they won another one now 7-1 GO PACK GO Get More at COMMENTYOU.com WOW they won another 4-0 have a good feeling they may go very far..and Brett well he beat Dan Marinos record on touchdown passes that was awsome and he will beat many more before he leaves the league...GO-PACK-GO

Hunter S Thompson
I was Born In the 80's but this basicly was my youth..lol...actualy this is almost me now.. TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.

Crazibone Blog
Funny Enlistment contracts for all branches of the military.... hope you like :-) US AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENT "I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the UNITED STATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army, because the Marines frighten me, and because I am afraid of water over waist-deep. I swear to sit behind a desk. I also swear not to do any form of real exercise, but promise to defend our bike- riding test as a valid form of exercise. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name because I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better quality of life than those around me and will, at all times, be sure to make them aware of that fact. After completion of "Basic Training", I will be a lean, mean, donut-eating, Lazy-Boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes, Chair-borne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and will make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next pers

:)
I am extremely frustrated with women! I keep trying to get past it but I just can't. I cannot find a nice normal girl in my area. All I keep meeting are slutty, teasing, gold digging, drug addict drunks. Granted I work in bars so that's pretty much the only place I get to met girls, but there has to be a nice single girl around here that doesn't go to the bar everyday and I don't mean a girl that only goes out once in awhile and still gets shit faced every time she does go out. There is nothing wrong with having a few and feeling good. I'm talking about get into either an argument or a fight, falling down and then puking every time she goes out. I either meet those types or large unattractive women. I know I'm not hot, but I know I am not ugly either. I'm not a chubby chaser. I don't mind a little thickness. I'm not looking for a hottie, but you definitely have to be a cutey. I'll give these women credit though. They usually let you know from the get go they are into you. That's

Gone For A Few
Yes I have discovered I have a life outside of Fubar, although I seriously miss it sometimes I am learning how to get out and enjoy life! Wow can you believe it?..LOL I am currently in Evansville Indiana, going to hit the Octoberfest tomorrow! Woo Hoo Beer and Bratwurst!..LOL Never been to it before, but I am sure I am gonna have a blast..Blast?...Ugh Ball..LMAO Ya'll take care of yourselves this evening and tomorrow. Wishing everyone a Happy Tuesday and Wednesday fubar day!...Hugs and kisses...MUAH Hey all..I just wanted to say first Good Morning!...:) I decided to stay of Fubar for a few days, after the fiasco with my pics I kind of got fed up with some people on here..I just felt this place was doing me wrong in so many ways, and needed a break...Did any of you miss me?..lol Well, I missed it a bit and I'm going to be on a few minutes more right now, but tonight I will be here..:) Hope you all stop by and say hi..:) Hugs and kisses..MUAH

Help Please..........he's Hotttt!!!
I need a favor from all my friends, fans and family!!! Babyboy wants to level up so lets go give him our all!!! Ladies.....if you have not seen those sexy BLUE EYES you MUST check them out, they will make you melt hehe.......GUYS.......just a cool dude so be sure to go show him lots of luv!!! Click on his link to see this Red Hot Stud!!! $DJ Baby Boy$ { DIRTY SOUTH CREW} ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar I was recently asked to join T.M.A.F. I was debating on what I should do....had reservations about joining any family at the time but I did some research and decided to give it a go. This has been the BEST decision I have made since joining Fubar!!! I still have quiet a few members to get to know, however, the owner of this family...WILDCAT (Lisa) has been nothing less than awesome to me. She has treated me like a friend since day one!! I have so much respect for this lady, that I am now proud to call my friend. She is a legend of her own. I have neve

Fubar Pimpouts
">wmode="transparent">" LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!!! FOR DAYS NOW, YOU HAVE SHOUTED TO ME, EMAILED ME, NOMINATED PEOPLE, AND ALL BUT WHORED YOURSELVES OUT FOR THE CHANCE TO SEE YOUR FRIENDS ON HERE! SOME OF YOU ARE JUST DYING TO SEE WHO FUBAR IS GOING TO PICK AS THE SEXIEST MEN AND WOMEN!!! WELL, HERE YOU GO! BEFORE YOU GO RATING, FANNING, AND ADDING ALL THESE SEXY MOTHERF*CKERS, YOU HAD BETTER GET TO THE PAGE OF THE MAN THAT MADE ALL OF THIS POSSIBLE! HE SPONSORED ALL OF THIS BY GETTING ME THE HAPPY HOUR AND MAKING IT ALL COME TOGETHER!!! FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DON'T KNOW HIM, IT IS MY PLEASURE TO BRING TO YOU D.J. 'Demon Eyes' Johnson Demon Eyes@ fubar PLEASE RATE HIM, FAN HIM, AND ADD HIM!!! SHOW HIM ALL THE LOVE YOU POSSIBLY CAN, HE IS IN IRAQ RIGHT NOW FIGHTING FOR THE RIGHT FOR ALL OF US TO BE SITTING HERE LUSTING AFTER EACH OTHER! NOW THE MOMENT YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR... THESE M

Halloween/october
Anyone have any Halloween skins/layouts for fubar?

I Am Canadian
Ok guys Echo Angel put out a request for help!!!! She's only a 1000 ahead of the other peep & they r closin fast!!!!!!! Any Spankers that can plz help Echo out as much as u can!!!!!!!! Spank Bomb Spank Bomb!! :P:P:P:P THANK YA MUCHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! REPOST PLZZZZZ Thank You Misfit :D

A Thanks To My Friends
October comes with sad regret, The day, the month, we will never forget. We watched you suffer, We watched you die, But all we could do Was stand helplessy by. God took your hand, And we had to part. He eased your pain and broke our hearts. If we had 1 lifetime wish, One dream that could come true We'd pray to God with ALl our hearts, For yesterday and Y-O-U! If teardrops were A stairway, And memories Were a lane, We'd run all the way to heaven And bring you home again. But God saw you were Getting tired, When a cure was not To be, So he took from the earth Someone we loved so D-E-A-R You suffered much In silence, Your spirit did not bend. You faced your pain With courage Until the very end. Through tears we Watched you slipping, We watched you Fade away, Our hearts were Almost broken, You fought so hard to stay. When the end came So peacefully And you were finally Free from pain We could not wish You back, To suffer that again.

Sunshines Contest
please help her in her contest bomd this pic below thanks to all my sweet friends She is a really good friend of mine and needs help with her contest please click on her pic and bomb her pic so she can when she deserves to win thanks

Very Sick
went to the dr's to day after along weekend thought i just had the flu , but to my surprise they did chest xrays and said i have pneumonia, i feel like crap and was given some meds and cough meds to knock me out at night, plez pray i recover soon, send me sum love... RECENTLY I HAVE BEEN GOIN THROUGH ALOT OF HEALTH PROBLEMS AND TESTS, STILL NO WORK ON WHAT IT IS, HAVING MORE TESTS ON FEB 4, HOPEFULLY THE DR'S WILL FIND OUT THE PROBLEM AND I CAN RECOVER , SO I MAY NOT BE ON ALOT BUT I WILL STILL THINK OF THE ONES I HOLD DEAR TO ME EVRYDAY AND HOPE YOU DO THE SAME..

Prayer To The Moon!
Watching at the full moon in this beautiful night I saw realities that was trying to catch me since a long time ago, but I didn't pay attention to their existence inside my soul!. Smoking a cigarette I realized how the moon could close my vision just to make me see my soul through her face!, I saw the face of an empty mime crying his tragedy. The world is my stage and I'm that mime that try to learn his routine day by day!. After that I took a shower that never felt, because my body was in the shower but my soul remained in the balcony of my house talking with my moon. This is a proof of my mime act, when my soul returned to my body the Moon made me listen carefully...... ......Listening to the silence in my head, I realized the emptiness that exists in our lives. That rhythmical silence that involve our conscious and makes us walk without know where we are going and talk without know what we are saying!. ......The magical silence!!...... Because when the silence makes love t

Upcoming Show!!!!!
the MushroomHead/Psyclon 9 show is this sunday!!!!aahhhhh!! and we just added a show at The Engine Room on Halloween night, as part of HaVoK's COSTUME NIGHT PARTY!!! so get your asses costumed up and be there wednesday bitches!!!!! no need for fake blood, your good buddies from Cerebral Down will spew all you need...muahahaha!! ill put the flyer up as soon as its done....... my(our) band, Cerebral Down, is opening for MushroomHead/Phsyclon9 on October28 at The Meridian. im selling the few remaining tickets we have left, but, i would hope to see you guys there!!!

Writing
This one's also about an ex.. this was a guy who constantly pushed people away, who he cared for and cared for him, because he had some twisted belief that strength came in solitude.. I don't know what he thought the reward would be for keeping his guard up, but you can bet he expected one. Stare at this mess any longer, and it just might lose its shape again Picasso's touch abreast surrealist lust For the gospel amidst the obscene 6 dozen feelings crossbred together What a beautiful shade of despair Arrogance in animus, lush for better prospect Foul breath on virgin air Any path to take, but weakened warriors break And every attempt bares unique toll Though unyielding struggle to piece them together Even harsher neglect to beget a whole Caught in caloused, abashed dilusions Self made, unescaped illusions Beckoned by the unnamed, untamed Unreal slaughter of truth Across a bridge of deceit At the end when we meet The lies will

Match-making
Well, so far, my most favorite ladies on the tv show of The Bachelor have survived all the cuts....I like Sheena and Bettina myself....and yes, the biggest part of why they're my favorite is because they most closely resemble what I'm looking for in my dream girl out of all the other ladies on the show....I like Sheena more than Bettina in one way because Bettina has been married and divorced.... To be honest, I do want to see them in bikinis, in their undergarments and in the nude....but then again, I just have the fascination for seeing more skin on a woman anyways....I'm a virgin myself and have made a promise to God that I would never have sex with a woman unless I was married to her....I have kept that promise for about 13 years now....and the older I get, the stronger my hormones get.... Another thing that I like about Sheena over Bettina is that Bettina's hair looks like it's dyed....what is her natural hair color? is it actually blond? Well, I've been watching that bache

Laugh When You Can
Dear friends, fans, and comments, I will get in touch with all of you as soon! Lou had lung cancer, and had to have his middle lobe removed, along with his lym[h nodes. He is in stable condition. I will be in touch soon...Thank you all, so much for all my comments and friend request. I will recipricate, soon as I can. Luv Ya! Dolly Largest Database of ImagesFor Comments And Profiles at FreeCommentTags.com

Help Me..
I have come up with a few ideas for license plates... ursuper imspcy all4it cmngtit rudunyt livrdie lvordie imfked allnitr AQTU12 urdumb sxtasy GR8TTS WTFBTCH NS8IABL RUABCH2 SLAV4ME UMYSLAV TRUEX2C TZNUBLU WHTHFK I need help thinking of a really good personalized plate for my car. I have ideas... but my mind is in the gutter tonight and well that's not helping me.. So post some ideas to help out...

Creative Thinkers Needed!
Hey friends I have a business and a upcoming website www.iburnclothing.com.. Okay now that being said I make custom tshirts that are cute, witty, etc. So the question is im going to get stickers made. The sticker will have the website on the bottom but I want it to have two lines and I need a catchy line or phrase.. Any of you reading this thanks for your support and anyone who submits me the idea I use will get a free t-shirt and sticker! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! I have a website im trying to promote and im going to purchase stickers right now.. I wanted to see if any of you reading this have any catchy phrases to put above the website address. my website is www.iburnclothing.com its not up right now but I wanted to purchase stickers right away. I will be purchasing them from stickerjunkie.com .. If you check them out you will see what im talking about.. Anyhow the "phase" I use will be awarded a custom shirt and sticker! Thank you!!

Winter Preparedness
http://www.jibjab.com/starring_you/receipt/1167974 Nows the time to get your home ready for winter. If you live in an area that experiences sub-freezing temperature during the winter you need to make sure your pipes are protected against the cold. Wrap them in pipe insulation wrapping to protect against them freezing and breaking. Put weather stripping around your doors, and check around your windows for drafts. I still hang plastic over my windows during the winter, it keeps the cold out, but lets the sun in and helps warm your place up. If you have a central heating system make sure your filters are replaced, or clean reusable filters. Also clean out all the vents. Something a lot of people don't think about are the drafts that can come in around our kitchen cabinets, the way to fix that is put silicon cocking all around the edges, where they meet the ceiling and the floor both. If you start now you don't have to worry about doing it all at once, winter temperatures can have

Here She Goes Again Lol
I am in a contest for most popular fubarian. As most of you know i have not been feeling well the last couple of weeks and it would cheer me up if all of my friends could comment bomb the heck out of me. I need some love. Thanks! Lucy I've entered a contest for most popular fubarian. Winner gets a one month VIP. I know i can win this with the help of my friends. So please bomb the shit out of me lol. Even if you can just rate, rates count as well thanks. And if you can repost this as well that would be great. Much luv to all my friends! Lucy

My Ranting And Ravings
Enjoy my 90's video compilation, you can watch as long as you want. If you live in the Mobile Area and you need a cake for a special occasion feel free to contact me or check us out on the web at www.lacakes.net

Poems
Beneath my chest rests a heart-shaped box. It is jeweled completely and its golden hinges tight. I reach within and touch the lid with its colorful,sparkling,ornamental gems. I open the beautiful box and out pours your name in song. How sweet the sound...its melody so lyrical drifting into my ears. The voice of my heart sings on. It is only your name I hear. It moves me and lifts me;encircles my soul and caresses my body. I am transformed. I absorb every whisper of the unsilenced air. I am adrift on this soft breath of my heart's sweet refrain. Love lives here. A budding rose of cromson red asleep benesth the dew awakens into beauty, but not compared to you. The perfect diamond set in gold like shimmering lakes of blue; the rarest jewel upon the earth but not compared to you. A sunrise on a stranded beach; a sign that all is new can bring tears to the coldest

Only In America!
Incredible, unforgivable and shameful: Read Below Love him or loathe him, he nailed this one right on the head.......... By Rush Limbaugh: I think the vast differences in compensation between victims of the September 11 casualty and those who die serving our country in Uniform are profound. No one is really talking about it either, because you just don't criticize anything having to do with September 11. Well, I can't let the numbers pass by because it says something really disturbing about the entitlement mentality of this country. If you lost a family member in the September 11 attack, you're going to get an average of $1,185,000. The range is a minimum guarantee of $250,000, all the way up to $4.7 million. If you are a surviving family member of an American soldier killed in action, the first check you get is a $6,000 direct death benefit, half of which is taxable. Next, you get $1,750 for burial costs. If you are the surviving spouse, you get $833 a month until you r

If I Don't Get The Losers & Liars, I Attract The Weirdos. Lol
SB message I got and responded to. Read bottom first. LOL ->sanchristo...: i bet it would be so funny if you had all of that plastic on and someone pushed you close to a fire and it started melting on your skin. LMAO sanchristo...: Hi, i am 30 m from germany. i get turned on, when i am wearing button down shirts, rubber pants, my selfmade plastic wear or a suit of plastic wrap. i wanna show my fetishism to other people. **Read the conversation from the bottom up** This was my 6:00am welcome to ignorance. His first question to me was "Are you horny?" I waited too long to copy and paste to get that in. If any of you ladies are interested,go look him up. LOL After me being so nice, he comes and rates me a '10'. LOL Just thought I would share ->thedrunken...: Feel free to happily fuck off now. Thank you. thedrunken...: blah blah blah ->thedrunken...: and you talk stupid. go figure thedrunken...: you talk funny ->thedrunken...: I'm very happy. Bu

Picture Problems
I just upload some new pics and I dont think its alerting my friends. They are in a new album at the bottom. Please stop by and leave me some comments on them. Thanks, Love ya guys! I am so tired of all the picture problems I've been having! I thought the picture albums where great, so why are they messing with stuff yet again?

Help
need your help please come help me get my frist VIP

Just Me...
Just to let those that know me, I am sorry that I have not been on here for a while. I have been making wedding plans and cleaning house all week. lots of laundry, got done and the tree taken down. busy stuff.. Hi ,, just spending the day off catching up on Fubar.. Trying to get everything done that needs doing.. nothing really going on. living the quiet life while the kids are at school.and enjoying it.

Neat Lyrics
DANNY BOY Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling From glen to glen, and down the mountain side The summer's gone, and all the flowers are dying 'tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide. But come you back when summer's in the meadow Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow 'tis I'll be there in sunshine or in shadow Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so. And if you come, when all the flowers are dying And I am dead, as dead I well may be You'll come and find the place where I am lying And kneel and say an "Ave" there for me. And I shall hear, tho' soft you tread above me And all my dreams will warm and sweeter be If you'll not fail to tell me that you love me I simply sleep in peace until you come to me. Over in Killarney Many years ago, Me Mither sang a song to me In tones so sweet and low. Just a simple little ditty, In her good ould Irish way, And l'd give the world if she could sing That song to me this day. "Too-ra-lo

Are You Here?
Are you here to show me how Are you around to let me know Is it’s is ok for me to show The feelings I have and can’t let go I can only feel you are just on the shore Is it real or just a mystery tour I like to think its better you see When the past is a direct part of me I miss my friends that are gone from here But somehow they show me they are near A message in passing or a fleeting glance They’re here with me now it feels more than chance It’s funny to be in touch and not just the same Maybe their here or I’m just insane I can feel them so it’s hard to explain They are telling me something all the same Wish I knew how to understand But I am simply just a man Life will continue this I know My brother told me long ago In death we leave this world for sure People and property are yours no more But I will still be here you see As long as my friends remember me Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 09/06/07 There’s no bout a dout of what I’m here

It's That Time Of Year
MySpace Codes & MySpace Layouts=Please%20do%20me%20a%20favor%2Cstop%20in%20and%20show%20him%20some%20love%2E%20We%20are%20trying%20to%20help%20him%20win%20a%20%tat%20contest%20Thank%20you%20all%20for%20your%20love%2E&font=fonts/font1.swf&glitter=glitters/glitter18.swf&swfHeight=365&bevel=1&shadow=1&glow=1&blur=0&fade=0&blink=0&fontsize=53&num=18" quality="high" wmode="transparent" bgcolor="ffffff" width="500" height="365" align="middle" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer">~Dark Price~http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=517698&albumid=598993&i=1189229859@ fubar Search Video Codes href="http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=959599&albumid=426140&i=1042154555 I work at Walmart,I make that no secret and as everyone knows Walmart is always a season ahead of the rest of the year to keep up with demand.The Christmas freight is pouring in and it has to be dealt with.Any associate there will tell you that means long hours everyday,especia

Friends
THE REAL RED DRAGON LOUNGE ALL STAFF AUCTION....OWN ME FOR 30 DAYS!!JUST CLICK THE PIC TO BID ON ME! Just click the lounge logo to come visit us and join our family AUCTION STARTS TUESDAY JULY 22ND 10:00 A.M. EST AND RUNS TIL TUESDAY JULY 29th MIDNIGHT EST RULES #1. MUST SUBSCRIBE TO LOUNGE TO BID #2. MINIMUM BID IS $10,000 FUBUCKS #3. Cash bids overrule all fubuck bids...CASH BIDS ARE LIMITED TO ANYTHING YOU PAY CASH FOR ON FUBAR #4. LOUNGE RULES MUST BE FOLLOWED #5. ABSOLUTELY NO DRAMA...THIS IS FOR FUN FOLKS! WE ARE ALWAYS HIRING...FEEL FREE TO ENQUIRE! I WILL ALWASY STICK BY FRIENDS NO MATTER WAT. IF SOMEONE FUCKS WITH THEM ILL KICK ASS. IM PROTECTIVE OVER THEM ALL. SO DONT FUCK WITH MY FRIENDS. TY HAVE A NICE DAY.

30 Things You'd Never Think To Ask
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT Ring? Yes last year 2. LONGEST relationship? 8 years 3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? Microsoft Wireless Laser Desktop 4000 mouse and keyboard for my birthday. 4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? Yes 5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? 2 months ago 6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? Computer stuff 7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? Chocolate Monkey trial mix with chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate chips, cashews, banana chips, and coconut. 8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Eyes and smile 9. ONE FAVORITE SONG? Sick Puppies-All The Same 10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Pittsburgh 11. High school YOU ATTENDED: Northgate 12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER: T-Mobile 13. FAVORITE MALL STORE: Fashion Bug and Spencers 14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD: Cashier at Kuhns Market 15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE? Yes 16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?: No 17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED: Neighbor's son 18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON T

Ty All
freind of mine lost his mother tonite, with her batle withcancer just want ot send him all i have so it would help him, ive ben her he is and i know people arent the same but he is saying all the things i said when my mom passed, you guys think its cuz were so close or cuz they passed of the same ting. all you people,djs roomates al you have made this on of the beter site out here and for that i thank you,

Breanna
LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO BABY BREANNA.SHE IS 2 MTHS OLD.HER MOTHER FOUND HER IN THE BED NOT BREATHING.SHE WAS CARRIED TO THE HOSPITAL AND HAD TO BE PUT ON MACHINES.THEY ARE SAYING THAT SHE'S NOT GOING TO MAKE IT.BABY BREANNA ISN'T DOING VERY GOOD TONIGHT HER SITUATION HAS WORSENED PLEASE PRAYER FOR THIS SWEET BABY.BELOW IS BREANNA AND BELOW THAT IS A LINK TO HER FAMILY WITH MORE PICS PLEASE SHOW LOVE AND PRAYERS!!! THIS IS CASSIE, BREANNA'S MOM cassie@ fubar THIS IS MONIQUE HER GRANDMA

My Child Who Never Got A Chance To Live
u know i use to write short stories and poems all the time when i was younger.. even after i had my first child i still did.. here is my lat poem i have wrote.. i made it for my child who neve got a chance to live cause of my ex.. i was 4-5 weeks pregnant when i lost him.. my ex punched my child out of me over me allowing my mother to keep my daughter over night o i could have a night where i could try to relax.. when i was with my ex i was the one who worked, cooked, cleaned, took care of my child..i dont it all.. my ex didnt do anything except for drink, do drugs, cheat and beat on me.. i remember that night as if it was yesterday.. we got into an argument and then the next thing i knew he got me with a low blow to my stomach and then thhrew me into the edge of our bed and then raped me.. all i could do was cry and hold my stomach and force myself to not scream out with all the pain.. i knew if i did he woul have hit me again.. he always did when i screamed for help.. when i did nobo

Ok Guys...
I actually updated some shit...be proud lol I'm new here so i have no fucking idea what to do, an pointers??? my myspace is mskaylam@aol.com or http://www.myspace.com /kaylathealmighty

Street Ratz
Chapter 17 --> --> I wanted to go by Dakz so much that I want to change it to my real name. Brian didn't do that much for his name, I did my best to get his street name out like mine. I had a lot on my mind to really think about making my street name the most powerful in Reno. " Jeykl if I get killed, would you tell my parents I was a good person!" I said to Brian looking at the mini waterfall at the riverbank. Brian stopped walking in circles to look at me. " Dakz you don't have to worry about anything!" Said Brian, I wanted to believe him but I simply couldn't. I am sure he knew as much as I did that if we do not leave Reno we would die in this lame town. I use to love Reno a while ago, which was when I was a college student. The streets are a lot harder to survive on then most people think, some needed to live this life style to understand. Street Ratz Chapter layout Ch. 1: The Release Ch. 2: The Reno Assistance Center Ch.

Need Some Help Here
I am entering the sexiest man on fubar contest. Need 35ooo comments to win and would love all my friends help. Before you can leave comments and bome you will need to rate,fan and add the host as a friend. Thanks to all that are willing to help me out with this. Love you all. Here is the link to the host and look at the her pictures and find mine in the folder for sexiest man on fubar. http://fubar.com/user/709063# here is the link after you rate,fan and add Attention friends and family. Faithful1 is in a contest and is behind right now. If you can please help it would be very much appreciated. Click on the photo and it will take you to her contest. The contest ends on Nov. 1st. Thanks Kim

Happy Birthday Sis!!
Guess who's birthday it is!!! Stop by and wish her a Happy Birthday!! Don't be shy and come say hi!! A friend is someone who reaches out for your hand...and touches your heart. Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in our heart. Side by side or miles apart, good friends are always close to the heart. Lots of love ... now and forever ... xox DJ Butterfly Warrior ~ K.O.P.E.~ Hell Hound @ Guardians of Hell Come and see who the next live interview will be!! All you have to do is click below and follow the road!!

Woo Hooooo
COME JOIN DJ BABY BOY LIVE ON AIR!!! HAVE A GREAT TIME WITH GREAT FRIENDS AND LIVE MUSIC!!! JUST CLICK THE PICTURE!!!!! LET'S GIT-R-DONE!!! Come join DJ Baby Boy in the Git-R-Done lounge!! He plays great tunes and is open to requests!!

10-3-07
after THIS person made a mumm about Dio .. and Misfit said who she thought it was and I said I thought so too.. hmmm then it came to visit my page. I want to take a nap because I feel so drained, but I know if I do that Tiger will be upset if he comes home at lunch and I don't have something ready for him to eat since I'm home. My doc appointment isn't till 2 and he comes home at 11:30. Maybe I'll just stay up get his food then take a short nap before the doctor appointment. Maybe I should make a mumm to figure out what to do :O LOL BLaaaaaaaaaR!

October Is Breat Cancer Awareness Month
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Happy Thanksgiving To All My Friends! Love, Teresa To all my fubar friends, October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!! As a daughter and niece of Breast Cancer Survivors I urge everyone who has women in their lives to discuss Breast Cancer issues. It could be the most important talk you will ever have. My mother and all 4 of her sisters are survivors of Breast Cancer and that makes my chances of getting breast cancer very high and I will be only 37 as of Thursday. At the age of 30 I started getting regular mammograms to help prevent that from happening. I love my girls and want to keep them. I am adding a link to a wonderful website who with every click that is made helps women who cant afford to get a mammogram for free. Or if they dont have health insurance. My birthday wish would come true from every person that takes this blog to heart. Thank you. Teresa Hart http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/clickToGive/

A Little About Me
well this past tuesday I left my house for a half an hour to pick up my kids from my ex's house and I was gone for no more than a half an hour and when I came back someone jimmied my window and got in and stole all my fucking dvds(I had like 115-140) and about 10 of my ps2 games, along with my digital camera. The funny thing(not really)is not one of my fucking neighbors saw any fucking thing at all and I have quite a few neighbors here and nobody saw anything. Fuck all of them and Fuck the cock suckers that ripped me off. well I don't really know what do put in these things guess just a little of me. I am divorced me and ex-wife are still best friends(we can get along now but when we were married we were like fire and ice),langkasha is her name on fubar, I have three beautiful kids Jerry10, Misty7, and Harley5, they are my life and I love them to death.I love movies and reading(I guess I am a geeky guy). Do wanna find mrs.right someday but not really looking right now. I am a jack of

By The Year 2050
It's now official. By 2050 whites will be the minority race in the United States. When the Census of 2050 is completed the Census Bureau estimates that the white race will become a minority in the United States. Hispanics will be the dominant race. African Americans will remain the third prevalent ethnic group in America. The question is, will the middle class white male (who already is an unrecognized minority in America) qualify for set asides, a preferential quota system and, on Capitol Hill, a "Congressional White Caucus?" The census prediction estimates that the white population will grow about 7% while the Hispanic population will increase by 194%. The dramatic increase in Hispanics is not due to procreation. Hispanics have a higher birth rate than any other ethnic segment of the population (an average of 3 live births per family compared to two for Whites and African Americans). But it will be the influx of both legal and illegal Hispanics of childbearing years that will tilt

Destiny Vs Fate
GOD IS LOVE, HE DOESN'T HAVE IT, HE IS LOVE. GOD HEARS OUR PRAYERS AND IF WE KNOW THAT HE HEARS OUR PRAYERS THAN WE KNOW WE HAVE WHAT WE PRAY. GOD'S WILL IS HIS WORD WHAT DOES THE WORD THE BIBLE SAY? HE WANTS US HEALED, PROSPEROUS AND TO HAVE LIFE MORE ABUNDANTLY. Poverty is not the will of God for any believer. Despite this truth, some people have taken a "vow of poverty." Some Christians believe that poverty is part of being holy and righteous. This is far from the truth. Poverty has nothing to do with godliness. To be poor or impoverished means, "to be without; in lack; deprived." You and I don't serve a God of lack and insufficiency. He's the God of the exceeding and abundant Who wants to lavish you with His goodness (Ephesians 3:20). From Genesis to Revelation, the Bible proves that poverty goes against everything God desires for believers. Poverty is a spirit designed to keep believers in financial bondage. The devil uses this spirit to hinder Christians from prosperin

My Last Cry Was I Fly!...
I fly, and look down from atop the rainbow, they try, to derail what theyve entangled, its my, demise to watch it fail, just my, last cry as im impailed.... its like bein exposed to gamma rays, i get lost for days in the kiss, of this mysteriousness, let the boys go out an play, im just lookin forward to what the day may, bring a thing or two from me to you, to make you say hooray and take yer worries away, its the least i can do, throw in a check 1,2....cuz if it wasnt for you, who knows what i would do?.....

Take This Naughty Quiz
BE BRAVE AND SEND IT BACK TO ME 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7.Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 19. Where would u like my cum to go? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Can I use you as a booty call? 23. Do you like foreplay? 24. What is foreplay to you? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND- REPOST THIS! TITLE IT "NAUGHTY APP

Please Help
THIS IS MY FIRST CONTEST AND COULD REALLY USE SOME HELP.... YOU KNOW I ALWAYS GOT YOUR BACK.. NOW I NEED SOME HELP STARTED TODAY AND ENDS OCT.10TH.... PLEASE COME BOMB AND HELP ME GET A BLAST... ALL HELP IS APPRECIATED (1 OR 1000 EVERYTHING HELPS) THANKS IN ADVANCE.. ONE LOVE THIS IS MY FIRST CONTEST AND COULD REALLY USE SOME HELP.... YOU KNOW I ALWAYS GOT YOUR BACK.. NOW I NEED SOME HELP STARTED TODAY AND ENDS OCT.10TH.... PLEASE COME BOMB AND HELP ME GET A BLAST... ALL HELP IS APPRECIATED (1 OR 1000 EVERYTHING HELPS) THANKS IN ADVANCE.. ONE LOVE

In Chicago
I will be in and around North Chicago, Oct 14-16th... if you care to run into me... = ) Not that i live far away.. just staying up there for training........ for the 2-3 days..... KajerWW on Yahoo IM KajerWW@hotmail.com on MSN kajer@verizon.net at home... if you care too take care , be bad Kajer Any cute females in Northwest IN. care to run a cam for me late Sat night.?? 4 real girls only. !! no games

Life
OK LIKE CHECK THIS OUT. . . I HAVE BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK A FEW TIMES, AND I KNOW ALOT, BUT STILL WILLING TO LEARN. THE WAY I SEE IT IS LIKE THIS, PEOPLE GO AND DO THINGS IN CYCLES, RANGING FROM THE TOTALLY ABSURD TO THE MUNDANE. FOR EXAMPLE THE MOST RECENT POLITICAL DEBAUCLE OF SPITER, WITH A HIGH CLASS PROSTITUTE, NOW TURNED INTERNET STAR. I AM TOTALLY SO FREAKING TIRED OF OUR ELECTED OFFICIALS, GETTING CAUGHT EITHER IN SOME KIND OF SCANDAL, OR WITH THE WILLIES CAUGHT IN SOMETHING, OR SOMEONE ELSE. I PRAY AND HOPE THAT WE CAN ELECT SOMEONE WHO WON'T THINK WITH HIS, OR HER GENITALS, AND THINK WITH THERE HEADS ON THEIR SHOULDERS, AND NOT IN THEIR PANTS. AS A SIMPLE PERSON, WHO JUST SEE WHAT THE WORLD IS FROM READING BOOKS, AND WATCHING THE NEWS, MAYBE I HAVE BECOME A BIT JADED OVER THE YEARS, BUT THAT'S . . . . . HOW I SEE IT OK PEEPS I LIKE CHECK THIS OUT, I AM HERE TRYING TO DO MY OWN THING AND LIKE ALL SORTS OF WORKING FOR MY OWN SELF OF WELL BEING. W

To Realize
To realize The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special. To realize the value of a friend or family member: LOSE ONE. melanie Pills: Take with plenty of sex toys 'What Sexual Effect do

Baby
3rd baby on the way yuppie for me doing this one too all by myself baby's daddy is going to help me!!

I'm So Bored!!!!!
I was on a website that I'm also addicted to tonight and I added a picture with the name 'ImaClassyBitch' (you know because I am) and the very first comment I get within 1 minute of setting up the page is "No, your a fat bitch" with the rating of a one. Also just for kicks to see how many people in the world thinks I'm as cute as I say I am I add a picture of myself on HotorNot, I check my rating and its a 4.7. Thats very depressing I don't think I'm a 4.7, I'm atleast a 7, 7.5 on a good day. And I know I'm a big girl but I don't need no DUMB ASS commenting that I'm not classy I'm just fat. To all my blog readers Do you think I'm ugly???? It's almost 4 am where I am and I'll still up on the computer. My boo is about to wake up to go to work in about an hour and a half and right now as he turns over and scratches his ass he probably thinks that I'm right next to him snoring my brains out, but nope I'm sitting at my dest on this site, my new addiction next to MySpace looking around t

Humans Are All The Same
In my 34 years of life. I have seen a lot, and at 4 times I have seen when history was made. The Fall of the Berlin Wall, the introduction of the €uro and the European unification, the election of Barak Obama as President of the United States, and September 11th. Most memorable will stay the Fall of the Berlin wall. Because, all evil men can do freedom and liberty will seek a way to break out of oppression. September 11 will always remind me of what men can do when, evil will be preached as good. There are four young girls playing together on the beach and have fun. Two white girls, an colored girl, and an Asian girl. They play and laugh together. They make each other wet, and do all the fun things. Finally the build a sandcastle, each girl makes a hand print from themselves in the castle. It's evening now, and the girls are home. Now you tell me please, which hand print is from which girl?

Real Life Update
Guys, you'll notice i'm accepting requests and not rating/fanning at the moment, please don't take offense, i'm on a friend's computer at the moment whose firefox crashes everytime i run fubar on it, so i'm running in IE, and i hate IE... i will post when my computer is set back up here and ask you to comment on THAT post if i need to stop back and rate/fan you. mainly this applies to new adds, however if you're not sure whether or not i rated/fanned you when i added you (even if it was a month ago) i ask that you post there also. i have over 6k friends and less than 3k people i'm fans of, so i know i'm SO missing people, lol i know alot of you don't mind either way, but i just didn't want anyone to think i was intentionally ignoring them. love you all, Sin p.s. now's really not the best time to catch me to chat, typically i love talking to everyone in my SB but as i said i'm not on my computer and i'm tryin to get settled in here... once mine's up and running thoug

Be Real!!
Be real… There’s a time and a place for everything and everyone. Going about life in a normal way, same routine being true to the life……… Waking up to a day of sunshine and beautiful skies, I roll over and think. Many thoughts fill my mind of life, love, happiness and summer. I have been waiting to put on shorts and a tee and get out in the sunshine. Summer brings about many things, nature, birth and new loves. Well, time to begin this day and see what it has in store. At 9:30 am I decided it was time to go online, pay some bills, check email and see who’s hanging out. I have been in the game since before I was born, not the drug game or gangs. A different type of game of which involves the opposite sex. The name of the game is called trickery dog eat dog. You attract them pull them in and do to them what they would do to you first. Always protect your feelings never let them show and never let them get you hooked. I failed the game once, let it make me a los

Wankers!
Now, this chick is a wanker for two reasons. 1 - she actually believes that the term "alien" when referring to immigrants to a country is a racist term. And 2. She blocked me from her shit for pointing that fact out to her. I guess I'm just a big racist Nazi bastard... Normally I ignore the wankers who take me and the WWW way too fucking seriously, but I'm gonna start naming and shaming... Threats over the internet make this guy a wanker.

What's My Job!!!
Hey all Check Out My pick on here!!! www.1on1phonebabes.com/regan.htm My Number is 888-225-7179 Ext 728 If I am not there~ LEAVE ME YOUR EMAIL & I'LL GET BACK WITH YOU SOON!! ~Regan~ Hey all! Hope you are doing great!! I know that I am! Maybe it is because I am starting my new job SOON!! So be on the look out... I am a PSO... OK~ What is a PSO, you may be asking?? A PSO is a Phone Sex Opperator!!! Yep, You guys call really call and talk to ME!!! I will have everyting up and running SOON!!! So stay toon for all the info~ Call me Directly!! It is awesome... Later Guys!!! ~Regan~

Are Men Endangered
too many really beautiful girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... because it's our fault, guys I mean. They make girls feel like they have to be perfect. You know what I mean, flat stomach, huge boobs, round booty, long legs, big lips, and on top of all that, they have to dress like a whore, and be onE as well... nobody can measure up to that... and its not fair... because nobody should have to. The little imperfections are what make people special. If everyone was perfect the world would be so boring, variety is what makes life interesting. So guys, stop making girls have to live up to your...our... deluded fantasy visions of perfection. Stop acting like boys and start being men... realize that women don't exist to fufill our sexual desires. Stop talking to them solely to get with them, be nice to them because you want to be their friend, not because you want to hook up with them. Say nice things about them not to flatter them in hopes that you'll get some, b

For The Record.
I don't have any naked or offensive, discusting pics on file so why did I get this from shop@fubar.com ? [quote]One of your photos has been marked as NSFW (Not Safe For Work). Please make sure ALL your NSFW photos are flagged as NSFW and placed in an NSFW album. Your photo was marked NSFW because it was either offensive or NSFW in nature. Also, your primary photo and all your background photos may not be NSFW photos. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of the CT. You can define a new primary photo and background photos by clicking on images link. Continued violation of 'fubar' policy, will result in your account being deleted without warning.[/quote] This place is getting pretty sucky..... I recently met what I thought was a nice person. We had what seemed to be many common interests. We began talking on yahoo i/m but then BAM ! I mean, it was instantaneous friendship for a week or so then one day with no warning....I was falsley accused of checking her site and spying o

Suspect Man
im new to fubar looking for new friends and to hang out and chat im bored in wisconsin will be moving turlock ca to live with my grandma and be around my dad and brother. hes got 2 kids now and lives in san jose califorina. i need a break from wisconsin too many people not enough time to take a break. im driving my lil put 92 nissan sentra 1.6 automatic so i think it will make it there and sum it has 218,000 miles so i think it will be a good drive for me and my wife. wish i can go by texas but who knows.

My Vows
I JOE DOG promise to stand with you in all things... I promise to always protect you against all who oppose either of us... I love you and will always treasure the family we have made...separate people we are yet one in the common thread that can not and will not be broken... We hold each others dreams and hearts in each others hands and i swear never to take this lightly...I never thought to meet A/another with the love and the strength that we would so compliment E/each O/other... I was blessed mightily by the god and goddess the day the god and goddess brought U/us together... i Naughty Angel vow to stand next to thee in all... thankful to the god/godess daily for thee... You have stood beside me when i wanted most to give up... when scared i was Your arms held me... when S/someone did i need to talk with Your ear always there... never shutting me out... always there for me... this promise i make to thee.. my strength , loving caring ways to Thee do i give... my honor an

Should I Cut My Hair Off?
On the way home last night, I was listening to the radio when a newscaster called his little 91 year old granny to talk to her about the 'Holidays'. He mentioned that he had noticed that Christmas has become so 'politically correct' that no mention of Christmas is made by most retailers, we now wish People 'Happy Holidays.' His granny said she missed the Old Fashioned Christmas when everyone wished each other 'Merry Christmas'. I thought about it and agree...so this year I will be making a conscious effort to wish everyone Merry Christmas...my way of saying that I am celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ. So I'm asking my email buddies, if you agree with me, to please do the same. And if you'll pass this on to your email buddies, and so on...maybe we can prevent one more treasured tradition from being lost in the sea of "Political Correctness." God Bless and MERRY CHRISTMAS!! Should i cut it off or not? Let me know.

Short Notes
Certain men on fubar have assert that with their e penis, they tend to be more appealing to the female,hopefully she will be soaked in her panties, knowing that how huge his penis is. These men should be noted for the attempts for trying to impress chriswayne87: im on cam on yahoo 11 inches Here I am, sitting here and pondering over the topic ," Mr Nice Guy." Its just seems that it is a topic that many people is interested about. But, they just dont like to talk about it. So does Mr Nice guy exists or there is no such things as Mr Nice guy. My thoughts are there are always Mr Nice Guy around.It just depends where you look for it.Should we go to the bars or clubs to look for Mr Nice Guy. My answer is Yes. Well, I agree that you find assholes and dickheads in such places but Mr Nice Guy do go out to drinks and parties at times and if u do look properly, there are some. Just take a walk, look into their eyes and you might just find one. Dont look for the ones that are standin

All
http://fubar.com/stashEntry.php?stashId=3708694 Mizz Shadys Stash Plz rate this this pic a ten for me.. Thank you....

The Best Divorce Letter Ever!!!!!!
"7 signs ur falling for someone" Body: 1. - as soon as you get online-whose name do you look at first 2. - when you hear your phone ringing-who do u hope is calling 3. - when a love song comes on the radio-whos face comes to your mind 4. - whos name makes your heart skip a beat every time u hear it 5. - who is it that you always find yourself thinking about-wondering if they're thinking about you 6. - the whole time you were reading this bulletin, there was only 1 person on your mind..... 7. as soon as you read this you will wonder if he/she is thinking about you... the wifes is really good! Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years, and I have nothing to show for it These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today, and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hai

My Baby
WELL AS MOST OF YOU KNOW I HAVE MY DAUGHTER WITH HEART PROBLEMS THAT HAS TO HAVE ANOTHER SURGREY(JUST SITTING AND WAITING FOR THE DAY) AND NOW TODAY I GOT THE RESULTS OF MY SONS CAT SCAN(HE HAD BECUZ OF HEADACHES AND SEIZORS) THEY FOUND A CIST ON THE BRAIN THAT IS BUILDING UP FLOOD AROUND IT WHICH IS CAUSEING THE HEADACHES AND THE SEIZORS SO HE IS HAS TO BE WATCHED REALLY CLOSE NOW TOO SO IM ASKING THAT EVERYONE KEEP PRAYING FOR MY KIDS PLEASE THEY ARE MY LIFE AND THEY REALLY CAN USE ALL THE PRAYERS THAT ANYONE CAN GIVE THANKS TO ALL DON'T KNOW IF ANYONE REMBERS BUT MY 6 YR OLD DAUGHTER HAD HEART SURGREY NOV 2006 AND SHE PULLED THROUGH THAT ONE BUT NOW THERE IS ANOTHER PROBLEM WITH HER HEART AND HAS TO HAVE ANOTHER SURGREY (SIGH)THIS IS VERY HARD FOR ME TO HANDLE BECUZ I GOT A SCARE THE LAST TIME AND THEY HAD TO REVIVE HER ON THE TABLE PLUS THIS TIME THE WILL HAVE TO GO THROUGH HER CHEST BONE AND WIRE HER BACK SHUT SO CAN EVERYONE PLEASE REPOST THIS AND KEEP THE PRAYERS GOING FO

Life Must Go On
i have to leave for a while i have magor family drama going on and its takeing it toll on me i will be back on and off to hello to every one Mike@ fubar

Hello
kccowgirl7164 is ripping pics without asking for permission first so please watch ur pics Well Hello everyone in Fubar land, this is the 1st Lady of the " REDNECK MAFIA FAMILY " Hope all r doing well, and its friday so we hope that everyone stays safe. I would like to put out the invitation for all who would like to be a part of a family that hopes to do some good for this world, in helping those who can not help themselves. No this does not need any negative comments PLEASE, just read our profile and one of our bulletins to see what we r all about. If u r interested then please leave me a message Thank You!!!!! HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello
please read todays bulletin it is very important to me thank you Well hello to everyone out in fubar land, we have all gotten through another week and seemed to survive it, YEEEEEHAWWWWW!!!!!! I was wondering if anyone out there would be interested in becoming a family member of the " REDNECK MAFIA FAMILY " we r a bike chapter that started lastyear helping families out with Christmas food baskets and also their dogs and cats with food. If u r interested then please go to our page which is in my family folder, yes it is under redneck mafia family. Thank you and have a great weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Get More at COMMENTYOU.com

It's My Blog
WHITE GUILT IS DEAD By Tom Adkins Look at my fellow conservatives! There they go, glumly shuffling along, depressed by the election aftermath. Not me. I'm virtually euphoric. Don't get me wrong. I'm not thrilled with America 's flirtation with neo socialism. But there's a massive silver lining in those magical clouds that lofted Barak Obama to the Presidency. For today, without a shred of intellectually legitimate opposition, I can loudly proclaim to America : The Era of White Guilt is over. This seemingly impossible event occurred because the vast majority of white Americans didn't give a fluff about skin color, and enthusiastically pulled the voting lever for a black man. Not just any black man. A very liberal black man who spent his early career race-hustling banks, praying in a racist church for 20 years, and actively worked with America-hating domestic terrorists. Wow! Some resume! Yet they made Barak Obama their leader. Theref ore, as of Nov 4th, 2008, w

A Soldier
I fight for a country that hates me for my skin, but i'm still a soldier. they hate me for my talk and my walk. I fight for a place where my family is not safe unless they are behind me, And yet im still a soldier. i fight for a place where people are mugged robbed and raped...but i'm still a soldier i fight for a pice of ground that little to now care about...i fight for a person who hates me cause of what i do. i fight for a place that is bound by blood and greed, a place where money run the world not life, i fight for a place where life is so fast that it blurs by you like how cars on the road zoom and then come to a stop and crash...i fight for a place where a man it not looked at in his eye to tell his worth but looked at his face to tell he is nothing...where a pice of paper tell you what you know and don't know...what you have been tought and learned...a place where knowlage is not just power but its it life I fight for a place where a man lives and dies free. where he can ca

Women
Is there a woman who can be 100% truthfull??? Is there a woman who can tell you how she feels? Is there a woman who wants a man to allways be there? Is there a woman who wants a guy thats does everything right? Is there a woman who wants that guy to devote all of his time and energy into making her the happiest woman in the world? Is there a woman who can be 100% truthfull??? Is there a woman who can tell you how she feels? Is there a woman who wants a man to allways be there? Is there a woman who wants a guy thats does everything right? Is there a woman who wants that guy to devote all of his time and energy into making her the happiest woman in the world? Let me save you fuckers some time... The answer is D. None of the above. That is what every woman thinks she wants until she gets it, then when she has it there is no pity factor. Pity Factor - A term used broadly to describe what a woman wants. i.e. If at the end of the she doesnt have a reason to bitch at you,

My Mom
Some of you who are close to me know that my mom is very ill. She has been diagnosed with Parkins Desease and Bi Polar. She was rushed to the ER last night with a 104.4 fever. She is in a deep sleep and un responsive at this time. She is only 67 years old and has many other health issues. I was offline for a while due to her health. I am asking for all my Friends to come together and Pray have my Mother in your thoughts. Sorry for any spelling errors I am not at my best right now. They are running more test , but this is belived that the meds he was on for the Bi Polar might have done this. I will update more when I know. Thank you all. Luvs to u all...... just to let you all know why i am not on much. my parents are both very sick. my mother is going to a nursing home u can read my other blogs about her to find out why. her brain waves are even slower now with the dimencia . that means its setting in quicker than we thoutht. i can't imagine the day that my own mother looks at me and

Fubar
Well I was just told to delete a bulletin I re-posted for someone. I didn't know the person but I believed in his cause. I am not going to repeat what it said or what is was about for fear of having my account deleted. So this is what I have done. I have turned off my bulletins. I will not read them and or re-post them. If you would like my help in some contest let me know personally. If you are having problems with someone here on FUBAR don't even try to get me involved. The drama on this site is getting way to much for me. I'm sorry if this is an imposition to any of my friends. Thank you for your time. Cathy I will be cleaning my lists. Now I'm sure most of you could care less but if you do let me know. Cathy

Check It Out
Please Read All The Way Through. It is important that we read and remember this. These are not my words, but they do match my views and feelings. SGT. Edmund John Jeffer's last few words were some of the most touching, inspiring and most truthful words spoken since the tragedy of 9/11 - and since our nation went to war. SGT. Jeffers was a strong soldier and talented writer. He died in Iraq on September 19, 2007. He was a loving husband, brother and son. His service was more than this country could ever grasp - but the least you can do for the man who sacrificed his life for you ... is listen to what he had to say. *************************************************************************** Hope Rides Alone By Eddie Jeffers I stare out into the darkness from my post, and I watch the city burn to the ground. I smell the familiar smells, I walk through the familiar rubble, and I look at the frightened faces that watch me pass down the streets o

My New Friend
10rosebud78@ fubar Hey everyone i have new friend that just joined, lets show her some love please! tommyjesse@ fubar can ya'll please help this new member level please.. he is new to fubar so please show him some love ;) THANKS EVERYONE

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Nsfw = Bs
I just found out that fubar is now charging 5000 fubucks to create a global mumm. It is my opinion that this is total BS. What is the point in that? I have a feeling this site will soon be left to the wayside like so many others before it that felt the need to change when things were fine the way they were. Many of uscome here mainly for the mumms, and now they're taking that away from us. It's a crock. OK, this is more of a little rant than a blog. NSFW, in my humble opinion, should be wiped from the face of the Earth. Not just on fubar, but on ALL internet sites. First, if you're at work, you should be working, not playing around on the boss's dime because you're scared your signifigant other might find out hat a freak you are. Second, NSFW has become a weapon for people to use against those who hurt their little feelings. If you can't handle adult humor, adult pictures, and adult language, why are you on an ADULT site? That's all I'll say for now, for fear of being reported yet agai

Kyle Bush You're Still A Dickhead
Have ya ever been alone , reading something so off the wall and stupid that you find yourself talking like you were at the bar with all your friends, all in agreement... then ya snap out of it, lookin around to see an empty room... I did exactly that when I read the following article..... NEW YORK – Dale Earnhardt Jr. left Kyle Busch a message this week, presumably to apologize for wrecking him last week at Kansas Speedway. The two have yet to connect, but it's little consolation to Busch, anyway. He was in the thick of the race for the Nextel Cup title before the accident, but now sits sixth in the standings after his 41st-place finish. ''He left me a message, but his number is blocked and he didn't tell me how to get in touch with him,'' Busch said. ''It's pretty hard to swallow to be totally wrecked like that by the guy who is taking your job next season, and it really hurt us in the Chase. It's done now, nothing you can do, but I don't feel real good about it.''

Love
i feel the love within me,and it is all just for you.watching you coming out,i held my breath for you.when you cried for the first time, i cried along with you.ten fingers, ten toes, my heart belongs to you. they wipe you clean and put you in mommies arms. you were so happy and content will all the love and charm. and i held you for the first time, and i was as proud as i could be.cause there is no one in this world who will love you more than me. i lie you down in my arms and rocked you until you fell asleep.i know right now from this point on,your love i'll always keep.rest your head my dear tomorrow is anew. goodnight my darling daughter ,daddy loves you. a faded picture of you is all i have left to hold on to. its been so long since we said goodbye and all i do is sit and cry. i keep praying that one day i will see the day you come running back to me. but all i hear is silence through these hallowed halls,and i have became a prisoner behind these four walls. one day will come and t

Slow Computer
Iam here in Nebraska trying to get caught up on my mail an rate,fan an add but this state is so backwards. I have an air card that iam supposed to be able to get on anywhere anytime but in this state it takes about 5 min to get anything done. When i get to a state that is better i will get caught up on my rate,fans an adds. I am in a bad area where i dont have much of a signal with my card. Most of the time it works good an i get a good signal an have no trouble rating,fanning an addin but tonite wasnt one of them. So when i can get to an area where i have a good signal i will finish rating, fanning an adding so until then u all have a good nite an better tomorrow.

Money Money Money
Ok all ... here it is ... BBW women are wonderful and we all Love Em ... so here you are you can now buy Pictures and Videos of Larger women From my new site. Larger women who like to model or who are not embarrassed to show their bodies and those who WANT to are welcome to message me about getting your self a model section on the site .. .those who LOVE BBW women are welcome to come by the site ..rate, Comment and even Purchase some of our Content, as well .. we are trying to set up a monthly news letter with new pictures that you can Sign up for ... as well as working out a better payment system for posters prints and DVD's as well as Digital content. So please come by and i hope to see you soon Http://www.notsoskinny.piczo.com And for all those who find themselves good with pictures logos and Photography are welcome to contact me for positions as well ... we are always looking for more photographers, Clothing and Make-up experts as well as someone who is good with

Sweetly Worn, But Never Torn....
Burusera: Shops in Japan sell used girl panties. "Buru" means bloomers and "sera" means sailor, the sailor uniforms that are worn by Japanese schoolgirls. They also sell other types of clothes, such as school uniforms, blazer school uniform, school swim suit uniform, etc. The clothes are often accompanied by genuine photos of the girls wearing them. The clients are Japanese men who smell or otherwise experience the panties for sexual stimulation. Vending machines were once used to sell packaged used panties. The price for a pair of panties can be as high as 5,000-10,000 yen. Underage schoolgirls participate in sale of their used panties, either through burusera shops or using mobile phone sites to sell directly to clients. When laws banning the purchase of used underwear from under-18s were introduced in Tokyo in 2004, it was reported that some underage girls were instead allowing their clients (called kagaseya or sniffers) to sniff their underwear from directly between their

I Am New On Here
http://r.yuwie.com/CLHorton IS JUST LIKE MY SPACE BUT BETTER. THANKS LOVE YOU ALL, any way a friend told me about this site .. i am not a computer, nut like he is, . , i will have to bug him to see how to use this, site. but least at i am trying, i want to say hi to every one, any way. thanks, later,

George Orwell
Bush administration moves to block inquiries into CIA’s destruction of torture tapes go to original By Joe Kay The Bush administration has taken aggressive steps to undermine congressional and judicial inquiries into the CIA’s destruction of videotapes showing the torture of at least two prisoners. The move is only the latest demonstration of the administration’s lawlessness and contempt for democratic and constitutional norms. The tapes in question recorded hundreds of hours of interrogation of two alleged Al Qaeda members, Abu Zubaydah and Abd al-Rahim al-Nashiri, both captured by the CIA in 2002. Among the techniques used on the prisoners was water-boarding, a notorious torture method involving the near-drowning of the prisoner. Earlier this month, CIA director Michael Hayden acknowledged that the intelligence agency had destroyed the tapes in November 2005. Since that admission, it has become clear that the Bush administration and leading congressmen of both part

What Goes On.....
Why is it that if you are a swinger that people automatically think you are gonna jump into bed with a perfect stranger? I am a Bi female and married, we swing, but is that any reason for us as a couple not to have options? I have guys message me all the time and first thing they say is "Wanna fuck". I am not a prude but come on now boys, I want to get to know what goes in my bed before I get it there. Show some respect! I would appreciate some feed back on this if anyone could please! I work in an adult retail store and people that have known me for years always act like it is a bad deal. They all accept it but are a bit concerned about me. I just want to let it be known that there is not normal people that come in and I have not met a stalker as of date. I also think I could handle myself if needed. I love my job! I get to meet alot of people that are open minded like myself. I also get to meet pornstars and check out toys and know the differences between alot of thin

Random Thoughts
So for the last 5 months I have been taking care of my family. Mainly my Dad and Mom since both have illnesses. My Mom has diabetes and my Dad has liver and pancrease cancer. Today has been the roughest day so far I think. My dad is not doing so well. He's in the hospital and anything he eats goes right through him. His pancrease isn't working right and breaking down on him. I could potentially loose him this year if something doesn't work soon. Aside from finding this out, my cousin, who hasn't talked to anyone in my family for 6 years, decides to show up to the hospital. Ok, whaatever but my mom flipped out. About 6 years ago my Aunt lived disgustingly. Didn't clean, didn't shower, had a rash all over her body. Was just dirty in general. We tried telling her son about it and her daughters knew how she wa living but did nothing about it. So her son comes over to our house and says "What the fuck is that over there." My mom having nothing to do with it and my brother making the phone c

My Contest
I am in a contest and I have just maxed out of comments for my user level. If there is anyone of my friends, angels club friends, or family that wouldn't mind going to help me out I would be so greatful. You have to be level 5 or higher with a saluted pic. Thanks again Bitchy Babygirl Here is the link I am in a contest come help me out by commenting or just a rate. You have to be a level 5 or higher and a saluted pic. Thanks so much Bitchy Babygirl Here is the link

Jokes
Pussy is like a peach. It's fat, full of juice, & if you go deep enough u'll get a nut! how is a woman and a grapefruit alike? because when you eat a good one they squirt.

Stephenmakesart
what is art, who decides, what is, and what is not "art". I have been looking for a place to show my new art and just can't seem to find the right place. The internet has resulted in 1 sale to some dude up in Canada. He seemed to like his picture, but by the time I paid for shipping to Canada, I didn't make any money. Then E-bay took funds out of my acccount, and I can't seem to get anyone there to listen. Online auctions look like a scam to me. I am just letting off a little steam here. I just wish that I could find the right place to show my new work, because I know it will sell, I just need some gallery owner to take a look, and give me a chance. If any one out there reads this I need a AGENT or someone to tell me where to start. Check out my pictures or go to myartspace.com/keyword is stephen summerlin, Please let me know what you think! I will respond, thanks Here I sit writing bullshit

The Ramblings Of Killer_dimples
Look at me doing it again.. I joined yet another social site.. Get your own social badge Guy:"Can we have sex now." Girl: "Can we do what?" Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?" Girl: "Um.....no." Guy: "Why?" Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......." Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell." Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first." Guy: "I'm not special to you?" Girl: "You're my friend. That's all." Guy: looks forward and keeps driving. 5 minutes pass....... Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh. Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.". Guy: tries to kiss her. Girl: screams, "Would you stop." Guy: continues trying. Girl: moves to the back seat Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her. Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don'

Wedding Invite
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Who Like`s You
well it seems all my friends are too damn good to say hi any more so. i think it`s time for me to take a break. . maybe i`m just not out here for points as some of you think.i know we all have things going on in our life. so see you all in a few weeks Who Likes U?? lets find out who has the BALLS to say they like you, repost this Under " Who Likes You??? " to find out! or youll have bad luck for 7 days. Reply!!!!!!! with a number to the following options (yes you can pick more than one): 1-I want you now 2-eww never 3-I dont like you 4-I have a HUGE crush on you 5-I'm in love with you 6-I think im still in love with you and i shouldn't be... 7-I really want to talk to you and get to know you and hopefully something will happen... 8-I'm with someone else but for some reason i still have feelings for you 9- I want to marry you 10- I miss you 11- I want to makeout with you again 12- I want to makeout with you for the 1st time 13- I want a

What Is Going On?
Ok just to give you alittle more info about me. I have had the job paying way mucho dinero,about 4,000 a month. Advertising...and yet with my income and my ex's income I was miserable! I had everything I could ever want at anytime. Yet I never was ok in life. So as far as making a bunch..i don't need to. I am content with simpler things like going to garage sales and making a home out of others peoples junk./.LOL Does that make sense to anyone out there? I mean I am sure if I really wanted to I could go and get a better paying job, but its not about the money for me. I just want to know if you think its a decent enough wage...maybe I should do a mumm about what the options could be. Oh wait I can't mumm! LMAO Oh well, I guess I really want to know if you all think I should go with my heart instead of following the almighty dollar..although I don't think I will do that..LOL Oh heck I don't know what I want to know..LOL Besides I think in the long run I am going to find a gu

Boyfriend Application
October 6, 2007 I am the Perfect Boyfriend Boyfriend Application Name: Age: Hair Color: Hair Style: Eyes: Birthday: Zodiac: Piercing/tattoos: Why do you want to be my Boyfriend? If I chose you to be my Boyfriend... what's the first thing you'd do with me or to me? What are your hobbies? How do you stay in shape? Are you a top or bottom? Do you fuss over looking good? Which side of the bed do you prefer? Do you do drugs and/or alcohol, if so what? What's your favorite feature about me? What is your best feature? Why would you make a great Boyfriend? How would you make me happy? If I called you at 3 am & wanted to hang out because I was feeling lonely and bored what would you do? It's my birthday. What would you do? It's Christmas and I want more than one present. What do you do? How would you show me that you really like me, in person? Do you like the

Delightful
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Nice Lyrics
By day I sleep, at night I weep! O Death, come near me! Be the one for me, be the one who stays. My rivers are frozen, and mischosen, and the shadows around me sickens my heart. O Death, come near me, and stay (by my side). Hear my silent cry! In sadness I'm veiled, to the cross I am nailed, and the pain around me freezes my world. My cold world... In life I've failed, for years I've wailed. Frozen in time... left behind... The rapture of grief is all to find... The rapture of grief is all! Behind the shadow of life the lost hopes are grieving. I seek the night and hope to find love... So I drown in the silence of lifes short eternity. The tears fills the void in my heart astray... Embrace me now, delightful ease! Give me a world of wonderous peace! Calm the desperate scream in my heart! O Death, come near me, save me from this empty, cold world! O Life, you have killed me, so spare me from this couldron of misery! In life I cry, away I fly... Chosen to fall

Honesty
Well, a few of my friends here know what is going on.. some don't. I'm going through a seperation with my husband. Right now, we still reside at the same address.. but as soon as I can get a job and help with the expenses.. we won't be. He's not a deadbeat.. we just can't afford two residences on the current income... not with the kids too. I should be having my surgery in about 2 weeks.. so then the job hunt will begin. Its all for the best.. and we are still friends (which is VERY good with 4 kids LOL).. just have very different views and paths in life which makes it difficult if not impossible to live together. So with that in mind.. don't be surprised if I'm in and out for a month or two. Working out details and trying to be there for the kids as much as possible. For all my friends which have shown me such incredible support.. I thank you. Can never put into words how much I appreciate you!! Thanks all.. and God Bless. These things do happen.. Julie Li

More Bombing
This contest runs for a week...please stop in and show him some love by leaving comments

Great News
Xavier Silias finally arrived at 9:36 pm om 2-13-08...he weighed in at 8 lbs 2 ozs and is as gorgeous as can be of course I might just be a little bias...see for ur self in the "My daughter and her family" folder. Thanks We found out Friday that my daughter is havin a baby boy.....his name will be Xavier Silias Lovik and I am so excited!

I Am Me...
THICK..A GIRL FROM THE SOUTH...A SOUTHERN BELLE...NO, I AM NO BELLE...ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO DON ON THE GOWN, SWEEP GRACEFULLY ABOUT AND SPARKLE UP THE ROOM.,MANY SAY THAT MY THICKNESS ENABLES ME TO ATTRACT ATTENTION, GIVING ME A STAGE..I AM NOT SHY, BUT I LET ON TO BE...IT ADDS MYSTERY TO MY PRESENCE. ...THICK...HIPS, LIPS...LEGS...ASS...THAT'S WHERE THE THICKNESS STOPS AND THE SHARPNESS TAKES OVER...SHARP WIT...SHARP TONGUE...SHARP MIND...I AM A SENSITIVE, LOVING, NURTURING HUMAN BEING THAT CRAVES AND SAVORES WITH ALL OF MY SENSES...I AM HUMBLE AND NOBLE...I HAVE AN OPEN MIND AND I AM NOT AFFRAID TO USE IT! ...THICK...MORE CUSHION FOR PUSHIN'...YES, THIS IS A TRUE STATEMENT...THICK GIRLS ARE BETTER LOVERS...THEY CAN TAKE IT! BRING IT... THICK...MORE LOVE TO LOVE...YES...I DO THAT, TOO...THICK, AS A BRICK...UPSIDE YOUR HEAD IF YOU DISRESPECT A THICK SISTER...SHE WILL PARKING-LOT EDUCATE YOU ON SOME MANNERS IN A HOT GEORGIA MINUTE!... THICK...JUST MORE O

~some Things Are Worth Waiting For...
Friends help me to realize that life is so precious and they all play a special role...read on... Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were ment to be there, they serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson or help you figure out who you are and who you want to become. You never know who these people may be; your neighbor, child, long lost friend, lover, or even a complete stranger who, when you lock eyes with them, you know at that very moment they will affect your life in some profound way. And sometimes things happen to you and at that time they seem painful and unfair, but in reflection you realize that without overcomeing those obsticales you would have never realized your true potential strength, will power, and or heart. Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good or bad luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. W

Halloween Contest
SINCE SOMEONE ELSE TRIED TO RIP THIS IDEA RIGHT DOWN TO THE SAME EXACT PRIZES, I AM NOW MAKING THE 1ST PLACE PRIZE A HAPPY HOUR!!!! SO, I WILL ACCEPT THE NEXT 10 PEOPLE WHO MESSAGE ME WITH A PIC LINK FOR THIS CONTEST. STILL NEED 10 MORE CONTESTANTS. WILL BEGIN: OCTOBER 20 @ 9:00 PM (EST) ENDING: NOVEMBER 1 @ 9:00 PM (EST) PRIZES 1ST PLACE: HAPPY HOUR 2ND PLACE: 7 DAY BLAST OR 1 MONTH VIP 3RD PLACE: 3 DAY BLAST And BIG PIMP GIFT RULES: · All Entrants must fan, rate and add Host · No NSFW pics allowed. · Must play well with others. This means NO downrating.

Contest That Wicked Storm Is Promoting
Open to Everyone!! MIDNIGHT MADNESS CONTEST TONIGHT AT 12:00 MIDNIGHT EST (East Coast Time) WE ARE HOLDING A MIDNIGHT MADNESS BOMB OFF.IT WILL END AT 2 AM EST. THERE WILL BE DOOR PRIZES GIVEN OUT. THERE WILL ALSO BE A BIG PIMPIN PRIZE GIVING TO THE STRONGEST BOMBER! WINNER WILL ALSO BE GIVEN A PERSONALIZED BOMBING TAG AND DON'T FORGET THOSE BRAGGIN' RIGHTS!!! THIS IS WHO WE ARE BOMBING!! Note: You Must rate/fan/add the host before you will have access to the picture were the bomb off will be held. WE HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL THERE~~ SHOW OFF YOUR BOMBING SKILLS !!! Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA

Feeling Funny
OPk..Off tomorrow, and yes catching a buzz..dang I think I might be turning into an alcoholic..LOL Just kidding..:P No counseling please..:) Most everyone knows I like to take pics when I get buzzed..tee hee, but the dilemma is...what the heck do I wear? Please dont say nothing..LOL Seriously..running out of sexy clothes...I hate to bore everyone with the same old stuff...suggestions again?..LMAO. :) Hugs and Kisses! I am feeling a bit weird to night, what with the hangover and all...and I just want to laugh..what can I get into to do that?..Any suggestions..LOL Ok..I am smiling right now, but seriously...Fun is the word of the evening and I want some!..Oh by the way..not x rated fun either..LMAO Hugs and kisses

Poems & Writing
What happens when a part of your soul dies? Do you ever recover, do you even want to try? A daily pain in your heart, a wound that never heals No way to express it, unable to feel The numbness overides it all, yet you know.. the problems still exist; but you have nothing to show.. The anger, the rage and violence beneath; it cloulds all your thoughts, this anguish and grief Do not let this numbness reign over the day for life slowly drains of color and turns the world to grey Most need help, or take a shortcut, a crutch To cope with the days, all the pills, booze & such For me the booze let the color return back inside.. but for a few short hours, then that color ran to hide 'Cuz a monster was born from all the cheap beer & liquer The disgusted looks from my girl and family was the kicker This was not working, this was not me! I will not eat green eggs and ham o sam let me be! ha ha I made a little joke you see, to lighten the mood, to set me free So far laughter is

Not Sure
Someday you'll notice me... Someday you'll realize who has caught you everytime you've fallin... Someday you'll turn around an see whose always had your back... Someday you'll realize whose always been there when times get tough... Someday you'll not mistake my kindness as a weakness... Someday you'll realize whose love has always been sincere... Someday you'll realize who has helped dry your every tear... Someday you'll realize the love in my kiss... Someday you'll realize the safety in my embrace... Someday you'll understand when I'm no longer there... Someday... you'll notice me! JUST SO YOU ALL KNOW, I WROTE THIS A FEW DAYS AFTER I BROKE IT OFF WITH MY EX...... How do you tell the one you love you would do anything for them, even move back to be with them? How do you fix what you have done wrong? How can you change your life for one person when you never get it in return? Will things ever be different? Will you ever love again? When you fi

Healing Energy
All healing must start by getting to the emotional cause of the ailment, or the problem will reoccur or manifest in another part of the physical body. Once established, with forethought that the patient is ready to accept the energy you will channel to them, you are both ready to begin. Healing, using the palms of the hands, is almost instinctual, and is becoming a growing technique, especially with Reiki, as an easy way for anyone to tap in and develop healing skills. When you begin, focus on the palms of your hands, relax, and slowly feel the higher energies filter through them. This may create a sensation of heat or tingling. here's what's going on. You raise your frequency ... bring in higher balanced energy ... transmit it to the other person by touching them, or holding your hands near their body. Some people wash their hands before and after a healing session. Let's first determine which hand works best for you. Hold both hands out in front of you - palms up. Foc

Second Life
Lara Languish won't be in Second Life for a little while until I can get some account payment issues straightened out. Anyone fubarees in SL looking for me can contact me here. I recently got my computer in SL, so I can recieve emails here now. No fancy stuff, just text. Here's the addy: cef3a147-7b37-5b70-0540-f5662cf064e7@lsl.secondlife.com

Friends
Friends are like balloons; once you let them go, you can't get them back. So I'm gonna tie you to my heart so I never lose you. Send this to all your friends including me and see how many you get back. Send this balloon to everybody you like. You may also return it to me. If four balloons are returned to you, something you have been waiting for a long time will happen!!!! Believe me...... It really happens! Send a lot of little balloons to your friends!!! ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * . ¸.•?´♥`?•.¸¸.•?´♥`?•.¸¸.•?´-- - - - - - - - - - ` ?•.¸¸.•?´ ♥`?•.¸¸.•?´♥`?• JUST LIKE TO SAY A BIG THANK YOU TO ALL ON FUBAR

To The Crushes
It says i have a few crush's right now, Who ever they may be, thank you so much! I feel all smiley :D 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you

Wow, If You Like Being Blocked, Don't Read This.
Here's the deal guys, I've said it all enough, and I try to use the block button only on the guys that make it into my asshole of the day blogs... but i'm done... if you can't think of anything better to say than "i want 2 lick your ass" or "U ARE FUCKIN HOTT, we should meet up and have some fun" (two of the shouts i came back to after my nap... YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. I've said time and again, do not treat me like a slut and keep my shoutbox clean. I will not deal with it any longer. If you want to be actual friends with me, you will come up with something WORTH responding to, otherwise, i will block your ass. yes, i'm stressed tired and cranky which is why this and the last post are complete bitching posts. no, that doesn't make a difference. This is MY FUCKING PLAYGROUND. You wanna play here, follow the fucking rules. ~Sin The other post in this blog is about respect. and disrespect. WTF makes ANY OF YOU think that i'm going to give you a goddamn thing fo

Woman
Body: Sex facts! Body: 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natu

Antwaan Grizzolini
im looking for love in all the wrong places.looking for love in to many brown places! i am looking for a few good men to cum and make sweet love to my rear end! please tell all of the gays you know to cum look at my pics!

The Color Of Your Eyes Tell How Much Love You Have
Black Eyes People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They are leg humping friendly to borderline sleazy. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse and a wet spot. They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you. They are very easy to please unless they haven't had their latest fix of alcohol, meth, cocaine, or prescription medicine. If you repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some skank you've never seen before within the next 2 days. Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome,very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS when necessary. if you mes

Lets Rock
I need all GIT R DONE FAMILY Members and friends to this contest! It ends 11 OCT 2007 @ 5PM PST I need all GIT R DONE family bombsquad to max out their account in this contest! ALL GIT R DONE BOMBSQUAD! GET TO THIS CONTEST NOW!

Getting Hit Sucks
my lawyer acually managed to get the asshole who hit me good shit lol so last wed morning i got struck by a car it hurt like hell lol i walked away ok kinda my knee is mangled up pretty bad n im in alot of pain but im on perc 10s and also on 10 mgs of valium yeah im floating in space lol

Unikorn's Glade
She felt her shoulders slump. Again. The same thing, just a different day. Once more, she had come in with a cheerful, hopeful smile, but as she approached her desk, she felt the eyes of her boss bore into her. So she was a few seconds late. The buzzer had just sounded and she was not at her work station. She knew what was coming. A little throb of pressure began to make its presence known behind her right eye. She lifted her hand to her forehead, but was forestalled by a sudden monotonal drawl over her left shoulder. "You forgot to blah, blah, blah," it began, followed with a "He had to blah, blah, blah." No smile, no pleasant "Hello!", nothing to indicate relief or happiness that she had come in at all. After all, another member of the department had called in sick, leaving the rest having to fill in for her. She could easily have done the same, considering the nasty cold she had been nursing for several days. "You also were late. You're going to have to make sure you

Downraters Hall Of Shame
Another downrater...or a dumb newbie to say the least....be warned...she rated my profile a 1 msheatha@ fubar Just a heads up...this hag likes to downrate! voodoomistress@ fubar

Cowboys News!
-VS- October 09, 2007 GAME RECAP: COWBOYS 25 - BILLS 24 Yes!!! Folk Kicks Game-Winner as Time Expires in Thrilling Comeback Win! An NFL game is 60 minutes long. Apparently someone forgot to tell the Buffalo Bills that. The Dallas Cowboys stunned the upset-minded Bills and their crowd after Nick Folk kicked the game-winning 53-yard field goal as time expired in a classic that improved the Cowboys' record to 5-0 headed to a battle next Sunday against the also 5-0 New England Patriots at Texas Stadium. What more can I say about this game? Tony Romo had what was the worst game so far in his young career stat wise, completing 29/50 passes for 309 yards and 2 TD's, but threw 5 interceptions and also fumbled once, committing 6 turnovers for the game. It was very hard for Cowboys fans to watch, but he did his job on the last two drives of the drive to give us a chance to win. That's all I was asking for tonight, and it turned out great. Not many teams could've overcome wh

Fun Times
to guys girls are like toys they only want us when they want to play. This is crazy and darn just ticks me off. Are there any good guy's out there? come by my page rate me, fan me, add me. If you do I shall return the favor.

Funny
Bottle of Merlot A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman who is seated over there." ..and indicated the sender with a nod of his head. She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants " After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady. It read: "Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, Bentley Conver

My Effin Blog Isn't Here
I know this is going to seem kind of weird but I really didn't even come here to make friends. I have a lot on my plate right now. IF you want go ahead and stalk me up on myspace or on livejournal. How do we do this well I posted my livejournal link in the first blog entry. That journal if you go to the user info section will give you enough information to track me down if you are indeed bound and determined to talk to me. ITs no offense to anyone really I just don't have ehough time to keep up with all these different sites especially with my own domain not even being up and running yet and my little one suffering right now as she is If you want to see it go to http://adrimybaby.livejournal.com Http://www.adrimybaby.com coming soon

What A Girl Wants
Most of you may not know me, so let me introduce myself.My name is Cassandra. I live in a Small Town, Texas. I have a sister that resides with you in Elko. She and I speak daily about what's happening in each others towns. That's where this letter comes in. A few months back, my sister was rather upset, and telling me of some child abuse cases she had been hearing. She told me of the three year old little boy that was beaten to death by a babysitter, because she didn't like him playing with her daughters toys. I'm sorry, the way I look at it, that is not insane, that is pure evil! Imagine for a second, if you will, your three years old, your favorite thing in life is the way your mommy smiles when she see you, or the way she smells when she holds you close, never having any idea of the evil lurking around the corner. Your mom drops you off at the sitters. The last thing your expecting, is to have some kind of monster, come and take all that away from you. Your three years old, th

Retard Of The Day!
i know you all love these posts... its through the mail, he's been blocked already... bottom up as usual cause my lazy ass doesn't feel like fixin it :p Date: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 12:57:39 -0700 From: Size: 3 KB To: bigfrank@fubar.com Reply-To: No, i expect people to realize there's more pictures than just those. considering you didn't have the decency to rate a single one of the others, and obviously by your attittude had no intention of it. You really should learn some fuckin respect. Remember you have TWO heads asshole, you don't have to always think with the lower one. Most of my friends have the decency to treat me with respect regardless of the pictures i post because they know that i am a beautiful woman both inside and out and they REALIZE that's more important than just a fucking pussy. Learn some fucking respect, dick. On 10/9/2007, bigfrank@fubar.com wrote: soooo... you have nude pics but you don't want guys to look at them? you silly bitch On 10/9/

Some Of The Coolest People I Know!
The Lip Lovers Contest will run: October 26, 2007 6pm PST through November 5, 2007 6pm PST Let your back up know! Mwah! Contest Rules Clarification: The blaster mentioned in the rules, is a script that comment bombs automatically. This has nothing to do with the blasts we see on our fubar page.. those are just fine! :) Please make sure your entire face is in your photo, not just your luscious lips :D If you are interested in entering this contest please fu-mail! Your Host: drkreflections~CLUB F.A.R.~INTERCEPTOR FOR THE PRIDE~WSC~RL Wife to Will~@ fubar My awesome RL Husband! Will {RL HUSBAND TO DRKREFLECTIONS}@ fubar My Two very best friends... online AND offline! Go show them some love! They are awesome people! Heartistic Soul@ fubar RogerLee ~Founder of "The Pride"@ fubar And..... A few of my close Fubar friends! These guys rock! Fan/Add/Rate them! They are way cool friends to have!

People
When the last day is gone the words of yesterday will return then the true knowledge will reveal The knowledge is unveiled at last the true beauty is known the lust of the world is shattered through trials and tribulations of the world the men and women seek for each other the last breath unveils truth When forever comes we will find truth in what we do not know people take things a bit too serious for me. for instance i posted a mumm to see who would date me. Yea i am single but im not looking for someone right now, i have 2 girls in mind of who i want to date and neither of them are on this site. People are saying oh hes so desperate. Im not desperate im weird, ill ask a question just to ask it nothing behind it and not because im desperate

Hustlers
Love sat down beside me Love sat down beside me I did not know what to do It became a puzzle To be solved. How do you recognize the Beloved When he sits down beside you When she looks at you Do you know Each body thinks it knows The layers all think they know But I did not know It was a surprise. Intimate conversation is always a surprise Talking to yourself Listening to yourself reply Ears hearing Eyes softening Heart listening. Needing to be quiet and allow The voice of Love to speak. Spiraling between desire need and Calm acceptance Eager struggle and Serene observation Touching Love Holding hands with yourself Your other yourself. The Beloved wants to be known As itself, as it knows itself And creates a delicious requirement of morality and fantasy And tricks the Lover into revelation Exquisite revelation And then retreats to see What will happen How will this develop. So today I feel like breaking rules Tomorrow, well who knows When the

Celebrity Sightings
#1. Larry Tong at baseball field "I'm through with standing in line/to clubs I'll never get in" #2. Lindsey Shaw at Chicago's Cloud Gate "It's like the bottom of the ninth" #3. Cindy Taylor on pool float "this life hasn't turned out" #4. Billy Gibbons of ZZ top "Tell me what you want" (voiceover) #5. Wayne Gretzky "I want a brand-new house" #6. Kendra Wilkinson in front of Playboy Mansion "and a bathroom I can play baseball in" #7. Gene Simmons of KISS in front of his wall of gold and platinum records "big enough for ten" #8. Paul Wall "plus me" #9. Dominique Swain in tub "that's got no limit" #10. Twista riding in a limo "with a bedroom in it" #11. Holly Madison in the Playboy Mansion grotto "at 37,000 feet" #12. Model Alessandra Ambrosio (as Billy Gibbons voices over "been there, done that") #13. Paul Teutul, Sr. of Orange County Choppers "and James Dean is fine for me" #14. John Rich on pool table with a banjo "I'm gonna trade this life" #15. UFC wrestler Chuck "Iceman

Guess Who's Back
Hey guys as you know i went on vacation for a few days and something happened. I met a really awesome girl and after spending some time with her we have decided to start dating. I will still be online and am willing to chat with everyone but it cannot go above a PG rating. Take care all i love all yall and hope for the best for you. i may on be on for another couple of days from unpacking and getting myu stuff put away. bye all. Hey gang sry i took off for so long, i did get moved and will be starting a new job soon. i may not be on as much as i used tio be but will try and come on whenever i can. *hugs* to all keep me posted on stuff.

As Time Goes By
ok so alot of ppl wonder where the hell iv been. I live in a small town and there is a shortage of work and nothing to do. for the past 3 months iv been stuck at my parents place in the country. iv been planning to leave it as soon as possible, alot of shit has happened since i moved back. Now im an optimist in the making and i believe that we have highs and lows and eventually universal energies realign themselves and things get better, which is whats happening..i used to work as a security guard for 2 years, so instead of looking for a better job i just stuck it for 3 months to get my unemployment insurance back n now that i finally have it, im moving on up...5 fucking years of stalling to make my dreams come tru..well nomore fucking around..i mean my dream career is explosive demolition or pyrotechnics. yes im still surprized i havent blown myself away yet *knocks on wood* the only prob i have with the dream is finding the job that does it and will train...iv found THE job site but

Friends
Hi to all who read this I have over 900 friends but only hear from a few I feel that people only add for numbers..So i have am going to trim down my list to manageable number If you would like to stay on list please let me know I am sorry if this get people shitty but that life To those friend who are friends and u know who are Hugs from down under Only 7 reply so far look like it will be a big clean out Hi to all who read this I have over 900 friends but only hear from a few I feel that people only add for numbers..So i have am going to trim down my list to manageable number If you would like to stay on list please let me know I am sorry if this get people shitty but that life To those friend who are friends and u know who are Hugs from down under

Jokes
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought. Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?" He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business...." "Very well my son. Please follow me." He is l

Picking Your Friends
I'm not into head games. We are notin high school . I want to be friends with men, not boys that have to have it ok by their mommies. My mom hasn't picked my friends since I was in the second grade. Ok, guys if your not old enough to pick your own friends and you let your fu wife/girlfriend do it for you. then please don't contact me.

Sex
Body: EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND- REPOST THIS! SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU IN YOUR INBOX! Ladies Title it "BOYFRIEND Application" Guys Title it "GIRLFRIEND Application" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite Color: 4. Whats your sign: 5. Height: 6. Hair (color and style): 7. Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN: 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11. Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you take a nap with me? 16. Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you?

Biketoberfest
Going to biketoberfest in Daytona next week. Hit me up if you are in the area and we can have a drink or 4 heh.

Does Life Get Better?
Ok over the past month my life has turned into a living hell... i found out i have cervical cancer, my man and i broke up, and this morning my doctor calls me and tells me that i have to have my gall bladder removed. Yesterday was the anniversary of the day i miscarried my baby... with everything goin on i just wanna give up... does life ever get better? Ok all, I had my surgery on Thursday... get this I only had one person call to check on me, out of at least 15 who swore they cared... guess i should be used to it... just wanted to update everyone and let them know im still alive... hurtin pretty bad, which im not sure is normal, but im still breathing so i guess that counts for something... probably wont be on again for a couple of days... but thanks to those of you that had me in your thoughts...

Friends
1. Do you have a tattoo? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? 5. Do you dream at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7.George Strait or Jay Z? 8. How did we meet? HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART... 9. Whats your philosophy on life and death? 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? 11. Do you trust the police? 12. Do you like Country music? 13. What is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? 15. Would you cheat ? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? 18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? 19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? 20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair? 21. Do you sing in the shower? 22. What's your favorite color? 23. If you could bring back anyone that h

Hit This Profile
The wonderful lady just needs approximately 5000 to level....Please go show her the love!!! If you do not have her please add/fan/rate her.......SHE WILL LOVE YOU BACK!!! ITS HAPPY HOUR!!! YAY!!!!:):) (¯`•¸·´¯)Redneck Angel ĦÈĦßÈR õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.(¯`·¸•´¯)@ fubar Ok I missed Happy Hour yesterday but we still have time today to help this fantastic lady level up!! If she is not a friend then friend, fan and add her....rate her stash/blog...........SHE WILL LOVE THE ATTENTION AND BE SURE TO HIT YOU BACK!!! THANKS!!! ÄRÌÈL ÄÐÐÌÇŦÈÐ ĦÈĦßÈR ÖҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ

My Future
I am originally from California, and grew up in Oregon, then i came to Georgia my next stop will be North Carolina, I am extremely excited about this move. I have no reason to stay here in Georgia, I cant wait to walk away from here witht he good and bad memories in the last three years.....My move to NC I believe will bring good energy into my life and luckily I will have a friend already there, who I gave much respect to for moving to a place where she knew nobody, but had the courage to relocate there. Many people are questioning me because I have decided to make this move, I dont care what they think, this is what I want to do, and will stand on my own 2 feet and flip the page to the next chapter in my life. Hopefully its a great chapter and all the chapters after it are just as good. i wanted to blog what i am feeling about my future right now......I met a wonderful woman on here 3 weeks ago and cant wait to meet her for the 1st time next month. Hopefully we will hit it off an

Lets See
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If You Like The Pics
hey guys, if you like the pics posted last night and the ones that i'll be posting shortly (after he edits them and after i post them that is)... please take a moment and stop by and visit the photographer leepus@ fubar come on, i know you all know how to show love ;) Sin New pics were addeed last night and this morning, three pics in default i think, and the zoo album if you haven't seen them yet... So anyway, i finally reached fu-king the other day, so you guys all completely rock... but talk about fucking depressing... it takes as many points from fu-king to godmother as it took from level one to 24... So if anyone wants to help me feel less depressed about it... Wanna get me a blast? please? pretty please? with sugar on top? lol The only ones i've had in awhile are the ones i bought and i really can't do that anymore at all til i go back to work, which i REALLY REALLY REALLY have to do when i get back from jersey... oh that reminds me, i'll be mostly gone til

Enter My Blogs
Enter My Blogs I don't know why my blogs keep disappearing, I think FUBAR hates me,

Wolves Vs Domestic Dogs
This was recently sent to me when a friend heard that if Hilary Clinton became elected President, she was going to try to have the same kind of insurance implamented here. What do you think about this? This was sent from Canada to a friend in the States. I saw on the news up here in Canada where Hillary Clinton introduced her new health care plan. Something similar to what we have in Canada. I also heard that Michael Moore was raving about the health care up here in Canada in his latest movie. As your friend and someone who lives with the Canada health care plan I thought I would give you some facts about this great medical plan that we have in Canada. First of all: 1) The health care plan in Canada is not free. We pay a premium every month of $96. for Shirley and I to be covered. Sounds great eh. What they don't tell you is how much we pay in taxes to keep the health care system afloat. I am personally in the 55% tax bracket. Yes 55% of my earnings go

The Wolf
I have returned from the nothing the dread loneliness of the ever more I have transformed from a seed and now I have grown... come, walk with me and I shall lead you through the nothing to return here again as The Wolf Of The Moon this is the year, this is the time. Among Our Hearts Stands the Wolf--His Heart Following Us Howl with the Wolf and Good will Follow You Look into the Eyes of the Wolf and See Who you Really Are We Hope and Pray that the Wolf will Stay--But that's Not Enough Gold is a Treasure--Waiting the be Found Wolves are a Creature--Waiting to be Rescued Let the Wolf Roam in Your Heart, Forever...

Hh Giveaway..need Help
I need all my friends and family to help me please in a contest for a Happy Hour:)Please read contest rules..you can only comment on my picture once a day but rules are on this page along with my pic..Thanks to everyone in advance for your help:)http://fubar.com/user.php?u=3252582&friend=3252582" target=_blank>$safe_uid_dnamehttp://b.pcc4.fubar.com/28/52/3252582/tn_3276120152.png">href="http://fubar.com" target=_blank>@ fubar Please be prepared to friend request to comment my pic contest starts at 8pm on August 1st and runs until August 7th:) The page is called the Candy Shop if the link does not work:) Kisses Good morning again lol here is the link 4 the folder plz tell E1 to put your name in friend request if I do not except right awy am only away from my pc but will get them all.... Have a great day Debbie http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=630153&albumid=612559&i=560134264 M$Dalla$©Gotti Family Don™@ fubar I am in a Happy Hour giveaway..The link above is to MsDallas

Casanova Night Musical
“I recommend this show for all those who are open to the ideas of love and sex!” The Casanova Night Musical is the almost-true story of the great lover Casanova presented in a risqué, 2-act show. The Night Musical is a new style for the musical world and is aimed at an adult audience of mature theatergoers 16 years or older. The story takes place in the 1750s and is set in both Venice and Paris; the subject matter is love in all its joyful and painful manifestations. In the Casanova Night Musical, the past and the present come together in set design, costume, dance and music and this classic theater performance is a collection of 17 songs with an exciting, pulsating visual presence on stage. In fact, the NIGHT MUSICAL shows nightlife in all its colorfulness. The music in the Casanova Night Musical covers a wide range of musical styles including chill out, lounge, jazz, rock, pop, world music and naturally true musical tunes as well. The action in the

Coc
=== 'Home of the 2nd Alarm Hotties' wrote the following at '2008-10-02 19:08:38'.. > > > > > 2nd Alarm Hottie Code of Conduct > > 1. All Hottie members/prospects must have a verified salute and a minimum of 15 pics which include S.F.W body shots. > 2. All hotties must be female by birth. > 3. Shout box and Fu-mail must be open to officers for communications (Profile may not be set to friends only for this purpose). Officers must obtain a yahoo screen name. Firechief, and acting chief must have all officers yahoo sn for communication and meeting purposes > 4. Chief and Hottie homepage must be added to your Family while considered a prospect and remain in family after administration. All new hotties will be assigned to a Team, your team leader must be in your top 7 friends and upon your acceptance to the group you must add '2nd Alarm hotties member' to your fubar screen name, you are allowed 5 days to conform with all C.O.C.rules. > 5. All current 2nd alarm h

10-11-07
This fantastically sweet woman just called me from Germany to cheer me up!! ♥♥CantSleepClownsWillEatMe™☺☺☻☻@ fubar Show her some love! this week has sucked. Tuesday I was hurting and soooooo tired I couldn't keep my eyes open. Stayed home and slept till 11:30.. then just laid in bed the rest of the day mostly. Wednesday even though I still felt totally crapped out I forced myself to go to work, got there and almost turned around and went back home, but I didn't I went on in and managed to stay all day. Come home to find out my husband decided he didn't need to go to work :/ And as soon as I walked in the door my oldest calls from practice and says someone come get me and I want to go to the doctor(he's been having headaches off and on for a week)so I sent the husband after him and proceed to make a phone call to the doc.. well ended up taking him to urgent care, and the doc on call decided that since he's a football player and has been ha

Contest
I went to let the dog in at midnight this morning and the cat got out I went to get her and step on a board with a big nail in it and the nail went threw my foot. So I spent most of the day sleeping and laying around with my foot propered up and on pain meds they take off the edge but the pain is still there. Im hoping by tomorrow Ill be able to get back on the net. Just wanted to let everyone know whats going on. Hugs to all my family friends and fans know. Love yall! Talk to yall later. Thanks for reading. Hope everyone has a great weekend. I am wanting to hold a contest for the sexiest fubarians! First place will be a week's blast second will be three days and third will be one day! Anyone wanting to enter let me know. When I get enough contestants I will make another blog announcing the date it will start.Thank you for reading! Love yall! Smoochez and huggles!

Documentaryies
Petro dollar recycling,combined with saddam wanting to settle oil trades in the euro rather the dollar is basicaly the reason iraq had to go down.And now iran threatens to settle oil trades in euros as well,as well as opening there own oil exchange.the american dollar is basicaly doomed according to this theory.this will provide a better understanding as to why,maybe thats why the amero is going to be introduced in 2008.everybody liked to see the bully get knocked on their ass in school,the world is going to love to watch the ignorant american people suffer when this happens.The american people will suffer like never before,but dont worry,the elite will still be the slave masters. for my own amusement i have decided to blog the documentaries i have seen.the one i watched today is particurarly good.it points out how this is not a war on terror but a war of terror.it points out how the US funded saddam and iran in the 80's to kill each other to w

Within The Soul
In Memory Of Katherine Faye (Christmas 1999-Cancer) Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA If I told you,today.My life changed the day we met.Would you beleive me? And if I said,that forever I will stay, would you doubt me? If I showed you everyday that I care,would it make you think about me ? When the morning comes and I am there.Would you kiss me? And when the day ends, Would you hold me? If today you told me,your life started the day you met me.I believe you.If you promise to stay forever,no doubts would cross my mine.If everyday no matter giving me a rose,or note on my pillow,saying you care,I would think of you every minute of the day.And the morning comes and you are there,I would kiss you upon your cheeks,and whisper in your ear,I will love you with ever breathe I take.And as the day ends,and night calls,I shall hold you,so tight,as we fall to sleep,I shall breathe upon your flesh,and you will know. Oh you will know that you are deep

What A Day
My Kids went to stay with their grandparents for the Setember school holidays. My ex took them down for me, I was working. Stupid me trusted him with my car to take them there, as he ha a pick up and there are three kids. Imagine my surprise when I was pulled over by the highway patrol today and asked why i was driving an unregistered motor vehicle. I was polite at first, pointing to vehicle rego sticker saying December 2007. Got a little pissy when he tried to tell me that my car was unregistered. Entered a whole new level of pissed off, even for me, when after arguing and him doing checks to find that my car was given a minor defect (faulty indicator light) which had 30 days to repair and present for inspection. When it was not presented my vehicle registration was cancelled. K, The upshot???? I have fines totalling $700, an unregistered car, i have to get another safety certificate and re register it. They took my plates. Why????? Cause a fuckin retarded male couldnt be

Chinese Zodiac Sign - Rooster
Last night my boyfriend and I went out to dinner. We haven't been out in a while cuz of our work schedules so it was nice to get out. We had a $100 gift certificate for what I was told was a nice restaurant so we took the oppotunity to go. This is supposed to be one of the top restaurants to go to... I was very disappointed first of all with the service. We didn't go out until about 9pm but when we got there we were told there were no tables, even though I saw several empty ones. It took about 15 minutes before anyone even came up to us to ask if we even wanted a table! The place wasn't even busy!! Next we were told to go sit in the lounge area, that the food there was the same and we could sit right away. We went over there and it took about 10 minutes for someone to come and ask us if we wanted a drink. My boyfriend ordered a beer and I asked for a Pina Coloda. Safe enough order considering it was a bar type setting. I was told they didn't have them so to be safer (there was no

10/12/07
http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=50230 Come to the lounge to hear my set I go on the air around 12:30 et come in to hear my entry Come join me and listen to music and the songs you want during HH

Sex King
wow, my girlfriend last night told my since i have a high sex drive i can see other women, after she and her best friend had there way with me?? i about freaked!! but she said on one condition?? she pick's them...so far she likes my friend's in my list.. looking for women that would love to get there freak on. love pussy and everthing?? looking for some freak's to set on my face, and love forplay?? i have veay high sex drive. and love getting freaky??

Mavado
check out my new blog to view my page leave comments and to holla at your boy looking out for friends not foes mavado@ fubar

Mumm
otay for some reason i write up one bad mumm and am now banned from mummin.... arg!!! so here it is for me friends and family :D uhum uhum *clears throat* coochie tats..... hawt or not? A 10 year old boy was watching a movie on the couch with his mom when an adult scene came up he asked her "Mom,what are they doing"?She replied "they're baking a cake". The next day she took him to the zoo,and when they walked by thew monkey cage 2 monkeys were mating.The boy asked"Mom,what are they doing"?She again replied"they are baking a cake".The boy asked "like you and daddy baked a cake last night"?"How do you know about that"she asked him. He answered"this morning I went into your room and licked the icing off the bed".

Jokes
17) "I CAN HAS DA NASTY WIT U?" 16) "Anonymity makes me even more handsome." 15) "Your *dot* has me anything but calm." 14) "Do you swear under penalty of perjury that you are neither employed in law enforcement nor by NBC?" 13) "Why don't you come down to my basement apartment in my mom's house and see me sometime?" 12) "I dunno. Do u *want* me 2 b 16?" 11) "I'm 13, really cute, and certainly not an undercover agent of any sort." 10) "i wud luv 2 get u ROF, even if u don't L." 9) "In cyberspace, no one can hear me scream your name." 8) "I've fully rebooted from my last relationship." 7) "Hey, my wife's going to be at some convention, any chance you could hitch a ride to Chappaqua next week?" 6) "If I said you had a beautiful port replicator, would you hold it against your camera?" 5) "My AIM says IM the one for you." 4) "My name is Misty, and I speak Klingon." 3) "I had to drop out of college because the $250,000,000 software com

In N.y.c.
Well as some of you know I have been going through some major health problems lately. I have gone through so many test and minor opperations over the past few months only yo find out that I have partial kidney failure do to the fact that I was born with a birth defect where I was born with 2 uriters going from each kidney to my bladder (the normal kidney only has 1 from each) and the one extra uriter got blocked and backed up and just shut down. So now here on Monday October 22, 2007 I am to have surgery to remove it. I'm worried about it and afraid a little bit. The opperation will last for about 3 hours and will be at Cleveland Clinic. So if I'm not here you know where I will be I would love to chat with everyone while I'm on the way to recovery so if you want I can give you my cell and my yahoo IM so I can still chat with you all. Can't wait to come back will only have access to the internet for 2 more days after today. I wish you all the best, Chris Hi all I'll be in New Yor

What Ever
You Should Be a Joke Writer You're totally hilarious, and you can find the humor in any situation. Whether you're spouting off zingers, comebacks, or jokes about life... You usually can keep a crowd laughing, and you have plenty of material. You have the makings of a great comedian - or comedic writer. What Type of Writer Should You Be? Your Love Quote Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. What Love Quote Suits You?

Hey All
well lets see last time i wrote a blog i asked forprayers for my momma. we still need them and i greatly appriciate those of you who are. bless you. ok mom is out of the hospital, the doc sent her home. he said she had to wait 4~6 weeks for her surgery. the antibitics have to run thier course and they have to make sure the infection is gone before they do surgry. wow!!! we found out what exactly the surgery entails. they're going to cut my mommy in half, length wise. to remove her colon. woa!!! major surgery. needless to say mom is terrified as are the rest of us. anyways, she has a doc apt. 2day to get her white blood cell count checked. if everything is on the up and up she'll have the surgery in 3 weeks or so. my sister finally came home thursday by the way. which is fantastic! thats ALOT of stress off mom. and she doesn't have to wonder what niks is doin or where shes at. anyways, plwase continue to pray for my momma and family.... thanyou and many many many blessing

About Me!
Do you know how I feel when you touch my heart Can you hear me cry inside at your silent embrace Do you see the fear I keep hidden away Can you feel the pain I never show I can't help but smile when you touch my heart You can't know the warmth it brings me I can't bring myself to share the love You can't see the hope in my soul If only I too touch your heart I only try to ease your fears If only I could help as much I only wish I were as true Do you know you touch my heart I love you being in my life Do you feel the way I do Do you know you touch my heart Ok well, I guess you wanted to know a little more about me, or you would not have come here to read. I could put all kinds of music, fancy backgrounds, and cool fonts in here, but it's easier to read without them, and if you care enough to know, I care enough to make it easier on you to read it. Here goes: I have 2 kids, their dad is not in their lives, and thats great with me. Long story, maybe I will tell

My Love For You
Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. Don't frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile. dOn't settLe 4 the oNe yOu Can LiVe wiTh...wAit 4 tHe onE yOu Can't Live WithOut. MY LOVE FOR YOU I would sell my soul without hesitation Give up all that I own without reservation Walk to the ends of the earth for you Is what I would be prepared to do I would be prepared to lay down and die If it meant you would never have to cry If I could take all your pain away Leaving you only with happy days I would do it for you without a doubt Because to me that is what true love is all about I LOVE YOU BABY!!!!

Halloween
Halloween is an annual celebration and this event is fraught with traditions from around the world. The basic traditions associated with Halloween are as follows : JACK'O LANTERN : These are hollowed out pumpkins with a face cut into one side. People once carved out beets, potatoes and turnips to use as lanterns on Halloween. Nowadays we carve out pumpkins. According to an Irish legend, jack-o-lanterns were named for a man named Jack, who could not enter heaven because he was a miser. He could not enter hell either, because he had played jokes on the devil. So instead, he had to walk the earth with a lantern until Judgment Day. This was later brought into existence as one of the most popular halloween tradition. Fire : Fire is an integral part of the halloween tradition. Fire was very important to the Celts as it was to all early people. In the old days people lit bonfires, to scare away evil spirits. They believed that light had power over darkness. In some places they use

Jager Is The Shit
this bitch named pudgemaster, this asshole rayne the dark and dark rayne, are sitting there playing a downrating game. bs she downrated me, so i downrated her and then boom, they started comming.. bunch of dumbasses if u ask me, you should block them b4 it happens to you you know we been going to the same bar for around a year, even became friends with the owner and manager., bout 7 months ago they brought in a drink called a uv popcicle, sells for 2.50, and 3.50,, you can buy a full bottle of uv hwere at our liquor stores for 11, or go to wichita and get them for 8. now all of a sudden they want to up the price of this drink to 7.50,, what the fuck. we know there getting ready to remodel and all but shit dont fuck the ones that are paying ur bill damn. they tried to tell me they py 11 dollars a bottle, wich there full of shit. they prolly get it for half of that. and i thought they were friends,, friends dont lie to friends and try to make them feel like they were the ones in the wr

My Best Friend
Kacey- I wish there was something that i could say or do to make you hate me a little less. i dont know what else to do, so i am writing you a letter to try and close the wounds that i have from you not wanting to be my friend, my best friend, anymore. For the last 6-8 years that i have known you, you have always been there to either listen to my problems or to be someone that would belp brighten my day. Sure there has been a lot of tme where we didnt talk, but thats because our lives have been busy and took a different path. But in the last 5-6 months something happened where we were able to resume our friendship, like it had never gone away. I enjoyed everything we ever did; whether it was the drive-ins, dinner and a movie with the girls, r even just coming up to your house just to be with you. All of the time i spent with you was the greatest time of my life. until last saturday. I have never heard ou get that mad and yell that loud at me. You had your valid reasons to be upset and

Auction
I KNOW YOU WANT TO OWN ME!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HERES YOUR CHANCE TO OWN ME. COME BID ON ME....ILL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE HERES THE LINK: COME TAKE A LOOK....SHOW ME WHAT YOU HAVE TO OFFER TO OWN ME!!! Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their s

Hey Everyone
i have wwe tickets for 11/23/o8 in boston mid level lodge seats 2 of them can't go so make me an offer they go for 3 to 5 on ebay right now i just want to recoupe my money or trade for them might even let them go for free hit me up good news everyone i found free yes free like no money free mp3 sight mp3rocket.com is the sight try it it should be free

Word Of The Day
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The World
I have made many friends on Fubar but I don't seem to be able to get a conversation going with anyone. I guess I am going about it the wrong way. I am a lot older than most of the people here and not that cyber savy. If anyone reading this can offer advice feel free. I am open to any help. Thanks. You can never have too many friends. The prettist thing you can wear is a smile(and nothing else.) Big Beautiful women(BBW's) are sexy. You are only as good as your word. The world owes you a living, you just have to work like Hell to collect it. NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...THERE YOU ARE.

Just For The Hell Of It!
well i figured i would talk a lil bit bout me and let everyone kno a few things bout me that no one might of not known...well for starters i am bi just in case no one caught on to it yet..lol.i have 3 wonderful lil boys and a wonderful fiance that i love dearly. i am an outgoing person that love to party ...but only when my kids are sleepin.lol..umm i love to talk no one can get me to stop. i like to meet new ppl and hang out with them when ever i can. and i have to put this down cuz i love it. i love when i get rough. it is my main thing. i dont kno why but it turns me on in a way. lol.. ummm and my best feature on my body are my breast. yes they are huge and are a 42DD. i love them but then they can be a pain in the butt sometime. i like to have ppl come over to hang out and chat bout alltypes of things. and i aint shy..no way now how..i tell ya like it is. and i am kinda of mouthy lil biatch but that is the way i am i got it off of my mamma..lol..well that is enough for now just th

Can You Hold Me Down?
Can you hold me down when times are rough Can you hold me down when I'm not so tough Can you hold me down when my day is going great Can you hold me down when I have had all I can take Can you hold me down when Im happy as hell Can you hold me down when I fuss, scream and yell Can you hold me down when Im feeling sexy and loved Can you hold me down when Im on my knees talking to my Father above Can you hold me down when things seem a little blue Because thats what I plan on doing for you.... Ok, please help me with this one somebody. I'm not one to judge and I'm not going to because I'm not God. All I can do is just pray. But T.I.P bka T.I aka Clifford Harris was just arrested for gun posession. His bodyguard alledgedly(? I need spell check) as it was reported, was trying to buy guns AND SILENCERS from an undercover agent. T.I., himself could not buy them because he is a convicted felon. Why in the world did he need those things. He was establishing himself as an actor a

Ffffffffubar
consider...to prick one's ears ... to be continued ... how ? tell me about your imaginations ... ? any german speaking people here ? send me some signs of life ... sind hier geile Leute in der Bar , welche deutsch sprechen ... schreiben ? (ziemlich frei übersetzt) meldet euch, ok

Confused
I wanted to let ppl know that a good friend of mine named Jason recently passed away. In Iraq fighting for our country. It was a roadside bombing that hit on his side. He was suppose to be home in 30 days. He was a good friend, a dad, a son, a grandson. He made ppl laugh with his sense of humor. He was a awesome person who didnt deserve to die but did for our counry and for that Im grateful to him. Ty you jason dor being a great person that we all knew and loved. You WILL never e forgotten. And to all o those soilders who are still out there thank you. For all those who did fight and are still fighting thank you, Make sure you thank them for what are and have donefor us and our country. May you rest in peace JASON (seth)! I will miss you lots but you are never forgotten So Im lost and so confused. I love this guy but I dont know if he feels the same way. I would do anything for him. He means the world to me. I want to marry him and make him happy. I dont think he feels t

Anna's Personal Life Thoughts
Life is good. Sometimes it takes us down many paths, and hopefully, I have learned a thing or two along the way. I would like to share with you some of my personal philosophies: 1) Learn to say that you are sorry, and do not let the sun set down before closing your eyes to go to sleep, no matter if it's not your fault. You might not be given the chance to say it on another time, and will live with the regret of it always. 2) Do not make promises that you already know that you are unable to complete or have no intentions of keeping. Rather say, I can not commit to that idea now, and will take more time to consider it, or just say, NO... that will not work, rather than to raise someone else's expectations to be filled with future disappointment. 3) When the going gets tough, get yourself up, grip yourself by the pants and hike it up to a new level and DO NOT GIVE UP OR LET ANYONEEEEEEE TELL YOU TO GIVE UP!! Be your only reason that you do not succeed, not because you

Why ?
Name: kimmy (fan/rate/and add me) Gender: Female, 22 Location: Colchester, VT I MADE ONE COMMENT AND NOW EVERY OTHER PIC I LOOK AT AND RATE THE BOUNCER IS ON MY ASS THIS IS GETTING TO BE A REAL PAIN IN MY ASS {NOT ON THE RIGHT SIDE ,NOT ON THE LEFT SIDE , RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!}

Anxiety
i'm in a bombing contest for the next 2 week's.. PLEASE SHOW SOM LUV?? THANKS MUAH!! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=917251&albumid=637274&i=2269167755 I sat alone another day. The world was moving all around me, but it seemed as if my life was in a standstill. The doctors say its anxiety. Everyone thinks anxiety means nervousness or fear, but it is deeper than that. Anxiety holds you prisoner. You can't leave your house. Ding Dong Ding Dong The doorbell rings but I can't answer. There is too much fear inside. You can't answer the phone. Ring Ring Ring "Telephone for you!" my family yells. I tell them to say that I will call back, but I won't. You can't eat. Chomp Bite Chew No, not me. The anxiety even controls that. All the pain rushes back up with every little thing I eat. You can't go out. Step Step Step Everyone walking around me, but I can't move, the apprehension paralyzes me. Everyone says, "Be brave. You can do it. You'll ma

Gus 's Blog
Hello i wish tou a happy christmasssssssss ! :) See you on fubar next year : 2008 !!!!!!!!! Gus WOW ! Its my birthday today ! i am 50 ! yes real !!!! i was born the 14 of october in 1957 ! And i will organize a party next 3 of november because holidays/vacation a long no work week end ! and some of my friendsare living away ! have a nice day ! best regards Gus of France

I Need Help
I am in need of my friends and family to come and help me out in this contest. All of you know when ever you have asked I have been there. please return the love now that I am in need click on the link rate the pic and comment bomb for the next 8 days all love will be returned OK PEEPS SHOW THIS AWESOME LADY ALOT OF LOVE AND LETS GET HER WHERE SHE WANTS TO BE JUST CLICK HER PIC AND LET THE FUN BEGIN (repost of original by 'DJ ICE~DSC~D&DC OWNER~' on '2008-02-08 07:31:02') I want to thank DJ Ice for this he posted it as a Bulletin and I love it. Muaahh Ice your awesome

Wedding
Please join Kim and Geoff in celebration of their FU Wedding in the Wedding Lounge, Sunday October 14 2007, 10 p.m. EST ~Two heart will join to become one~ ♥EYECANDY♥@ fubar Subh3rbanSmok3r@ fubar

Music
(I'm thirsty - And weary from the heat As the Sands rinse the hands of time I will suck the venom from your wound If you will do the same and suck from mine,) (You and I - Were ruined by This desert between us I walked through the valley and stared into death) (This instance of a distance Designed to defeat us And still her face I can't seem to forget) The war you wage Forever the life that you pay Something wrong in you Comes alive in your veins Lose yourself in some kind of Hell A new version of where you are now Truth's unveiled You'll never ever get out (At a glance - Sudden avalanche Suffocated me within Gasping for air I can't breathe) (Paralyzed - I've been sterilized And cleansed of my sin In a state of suspended belief) Somewhere along the way Time changes everything We all disintegrate It's running out, (Taunted by time Imposing it's certainty Absolute always Stopping for nothing This race cannot be won) (So days it crawls

Sooooo Bored!!!
wow..don't think i've ever been this bored! not even at work. so i was wondering..why is it so effing hard to find a DECENT man in this effin state!? why cant i find a man that will treat me right..who wont use me nor lie to me nor play me like im some retard?!?!?! *and yes motherfucker i KNOW u lied to me many upon many of times!! u know who u r!* UGH!!! not saying i'm looking here but for god sakes, isnt there a normal, decent, loving, kind hearted, non using guy out there???? im not a bad person and do NOT deserve to be used and abused like that. ugh!! :(

The State Of The Union
->"Angel...: to see my slightly used wookie, please go to goatse.cx thanks :-) "Angel...: Is the club you're in full of fat, bald, gay men or summit!!!!! get afecking life & go bug someone who like people like you ok ->"Angel...: would you prefer 72 virgins and a bomb belt? ->"Angel...: would you take a miniature donkey and a slightly used wookie for it? ->"Angel...: I hear you have a tranny ewok for trade? Its sunday, October 14th, 2007 at 430pm. Im sitting here watching the Dallas vs NE Game. I found out that the Bengals lost...again. Oh well...I guess I can go listen to Lucky Man and have it be very true...again. Oh Well. thats Life. I'm moving back to north carolina....when im not sure, but the sooner the better. All I know is that its gonna be great.

Wanda's Wicked World
Periodically, I'm just gonna post a song or poem that is running through my head. For some inexplicable reason, this song has been ringing in my ears of late. If I can snag to MP3 or track, I'll post it in my stash, but for now, here are the lyrics... Father Time Music and Lyrics: Richie Sambora Father time I couldn’t make her want to stay Couldn’t seem to find the words to say Now I have to live in yesterday Father Time I thought that you were on my side. I thought that I could keep our love alive Thought that I could keep her satisfied. But the clock keeps ticking And I keep on thinking bout you. I’m knocking at the door of her heart and I can’t break through CHORUS Father Time Grant me just another day Of our love I tried to make her stay Father Time Don’t tell me it’s too late All my life You know that I would wait Father Time Now she’s gone She didn’t even say goodbye I guess she didn’t have the heart to try She didn’t

Thoughts
*~*Blossom*~*Date: Oct 17, 2007 4:48 PM What you're about to see may be shocking.Hope you're readddy.='(This is Jacqueline Saburido on September 19, 1999. This is her and her Father, 1998. This is her on Vacation in Venezuela. Birthday party as a child. At a party with friends. The car in which Jacqueline traveled. She was hit by another car that was driven by a 17-year old male student on his way home after drinking a couple of hard packs with his friends. This was in December 1999. After the accident Jacqueline has needed over 40 operations.Jacqueline was caught in the burning car and her body was heavily burnt during around 45 seconds. With her Father, 2000.

My Blog
my Website is http://twood.igniteinc.biz/1_index.asp I am new to fubar and when I try to upload a pic it says has to be a jpeg and n others but not a bitmap and I have Microsoft Vista and thats the only way to save pics is bitmap if you try any other way it will not show up so when I get a way around it I ll put a pic in

Time For A Break
well my owner set me free today, she was a great owner plez stop by show her some fubar love. she been very good to me for a long time. thx hellcat HELLCAT@ fubar well every once in awhile i feel the need to take a break from this place. i feel the time has come.see you all in a few weeks i hope take care bye

Open Up And See
I will be hosting a contest for hottest d.i.l.f so if you think ur a hot dad or if you know one send me a pm with the link 1st place will be a 7 day blast 2nd place will be a 3 day blast 3rd place will be a 1 day blast the only rule is no drama PLEASE CLICK LINK BELOW TO ENTER! ♥ANGIE BABE ™ ♥CO-FOUNDER OF GODFATHER FAMILY ♥@ fubar Come check out these awesome people! Rate, Fan, Add and show them some love!! Jesse RL husband to Hillary ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar angel eyes CT wife to Jay 'bob vila' ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar $DJ BABY BOY$ ~DJ FOR THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY & BOMBSQUAD~{ DIRTY SOUTH CREW}@ fubar juliet07@ fubar

I'mGuest_TaraSuziQon What do you say to somebody who's just lost a child?? An innocent little baby, who never even got the chance to experience life?? I don't know what to say. I don't even know what to think. ... So we drove down to Pittsuburgh Saturday morning to visit my friend's baby down there in the Pittsburgh Children's Hospital... It was going to be the first, and possibly last, time we would ever get to meet her. Our little "road trip" was sort of fun, despite the reason we were going down there. I think we were just trying not to think about WHY we were going down there. Well, we all got to hold this precious little baby.. She was so tiny. Her hand barely the size of my thumb... not even big enough to grip my pinky. Holding her was rather scary. She was so little. So fragile. So beautiful. ... Well, around 4 pm or so they took out her breathing tube. My friend decided to let nature take it's course, instead of putting her through

Time To Vent!!
Once again, I the Bitch am calling your bluff The beggar, the liar, the theif you be You say one thing, but yet do another You dance, you frolic about saying I Love You to all including me. The beggar, the theif, the liar you be Remember this and remember it well... I am the vision that haunts your thoughts not once, but twice, I alone am the maker of dreams I can make them and I can take them I am the sound you hear in complete silence That pierces your hollow soul, the dark word you long to say and to hold.. My Love, the beggar, the liar, the theif you be I show, I shout the things I see, the things I hear that make me the Bitch I be, your Bitch I'll forever be. One thing to remember and to remember well... I alone will follow you down till the sound of my voice will haunt you, my Love... The beggar, the liar, the theif you be! OK, let's start off by saying I'm not a very happy camper at this moment and to put it bluntly{speaking of w

Something To Think About...
Life is like a roller coaster ride, you have to buckle up and hold on... Alot of times I find myself caught off guard and I have to re evaluate alot of things in my life. I often sit back and look at different ppl the way they act,carry themselves, and treat others. Eight out of ten of those times I get upset and usually get my feelings hurt. People are very different and its a really sad world we live in. I am a very caring person and it's really hard for me to hold a grudge but oh boy as I get older and look around examining others it's simply ridiculous how hateful ppl are, and it's really sad. A close cousin of mine always reminds me of my age as I talk to her sincerly and she tells me "keep on living". Because the saddest part of this all is I have a long way to go and the hatred and spitefulness downright makes me sick to the stomach. Ppl love to see others hurting like the saying "misery loves company". Growing up I wish I could have been exposed to more things bcuz

Unfair.
So yeah, I made a poem, here you go : Christmas is here Fear is in the air Santa Clause is coming You better be prepared You can't hide nowhere He knows if you're scared He'll strike down upon you Abuse you to tears No end to nightmares Now that the big red is in town So don't show your anger or hate Don't you dare frown! In two days he will leave All the kids have been decieved There will be no present To nice children in need The criminals have been freed The worls is chaotic and clear Now that christmas has arrived Now that christmas, is here. there have been a few of my pics that have been marked NSFW and there is not one thing wroug with them thay are covered. i see others have pics on here that are nude and not covered at all and is not marked and thay seam to get away with this . i dont think its fair or right to let them get by with it and we people that are trying to do right and help others on here get the book throwed at us. please responed to

10/15/07
First my husband decides this weekend to walk away from our marriage though he says he wants to work it out. Then the man I care about and who says he loves me and because he is telling me to try to work things out with my husband and that proves he loves me tore my heart out. I give up. except for djing I won't be around much because I will be too tempted to go on his page. After Debbie gets back I will be pretty much incomunicado. Those who have my number may call. Until I get my life straightened up I will be away from Fubar. Tony i'm sorry I will be pretty much wasting my VIP but I just can't be on here. Come rock out with me while you take advantage of HH request your favorite songs.

Quotes
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride! "Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity, and I am not so sure of the universe." ~Einstein

Willing To Relocate For Right Girl
Things i like to do when in a relationship: 1-whisper sweet nothings in ear. 2-kiss all over, specialy on back of kneck. 3-leave little notes says corny loveyou's and whatnots. 4-give massages. 5-go for walks hand and hand. 6-cuddle and snuggle. 7-lay around and talk about everything and anything. 8-get playful and tickle or what ever it takes to ease a stressfull day. 9-make love for more than just an hour. 10-give flowers. 11-caress face. 12-remind them how beautiful they are. 13-go out on date nights and have fun with them. 14-be a best friend. 15-love to please any way i can to see them happy and smiling. there are more things, but will leave it up to you ladies imaginations. Single dad of two living in illinois with my 10 yo daughter. looking to find a female who wants more than just onenight stands or just sex. looking for a meaningfull relationship.

New
to all my friends and family, sorry i haven't been on in a while. the new job is kickin my ass, and to top thst, the job itself has given me a cold. workin inside a freezer. . . woohoo. anyway, i will try to get on more as soon as i get rid of this . i hope to talk to everyone soon. . much love and nibbles and licks everybody pray for me, as of tomorrow, i start my new job. . . wish me luck and all that other mushy goo goo shit

?
what if i was to walk by u would u even notice me there what if i spoke in a crouded room would u know that voice anywhere what if i sent u flowers or a card would u really think i cared what if i died tomorrow would u care that i was scared in a world where peer pressure and racism have crowded with the ever changing politics that have engulfed our government and invaded our lives, i am forced to leave behind those struggles of defeat only to be beat down with my own demons that have haunted me for some time now, that sence of security that comes with health has swept through my life like a theif in the night and has robbed me of my sanity and stripped me of my zest for life and longing for my success, taking away my joy and leaving me sadness taking my happiness and replacing with pain taking my goals and adding defeat stealing all that i have within me to give me back heartache, although its hard to give up this life that was once full of fun and laughter and smiles and

Jokes -n- Funnies
A Blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F Tee-Shirt. "Why are you wearing a Thank God it's Friday Tee-shirt on Wednesday?" "Oh crap!" the blonde says, "I thought it meant Tits Go In Front." WHO CARES HOW OLD YOU ARE, LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST... "Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, 'Holy shit .... What a Ride!!'"

Thoughts
Well I am fixing to final try the real world im 18 soo its time to grow up and be a big people. I am actually looking forward to it. I cant wait to go cuz to me i am invading my mothers privacy. Shes done her job by raising me and now its my job to move out and Raise my 15 month old son Michael. I aint gonna be one of thoses kids that still live with mommy and daddy at the age of 24- 25. Im not gonna depend on them all my life like most people i know. Im gonna move and raise my son and teach him well. Moving out will make me stronger. more battles for me and more responablity. It will make me feel good cuz then i can prove to these people who be hating i aint like them i got the resonability, Shit im more mature then most teenage moms. I am Ready I really am. See I have this best friend and this person is amazing. I love em to Death but theres a problem that always gets in the way from our friendship the other half. Always controlling and always is a bitch. I really cant take no more.

Me!
I have an 8G Ipod touch for sale Like new...had it since Febuary! Still has the plastic protective cover on it $210.00. I am selling it so that i can Buy an Electric Violin Contact me if interested!!! I hope soon that i will have some real pic of me up...I dont have a good camera so i will have to barrow one. Keep an eye out for the horror of your life...LOL :D

New York Yankees
Should Joe go? I say no. GMS3 wants to let Joe go because he didn't win the World Series. Lets look at some of the other things Joe Torre DIDN'T DO: Joe DIDN'T sign Kei Agawa. Joe DIDN'T sign Kyle Farnsworth. Joe DIDN'T sign Carl Pavano. Joe DIDN'T pull Roger's hammy. Joe DIDN'T age Mike Mussina. Joe DIDN'T injure Karstens, Hughes, Wang, Matsui, Damon, Man-K or Giambi. Joe DIDN'T aquire Luis Vizciano. Joe DIDN'T go 3 for 17 with 1 RBI and hit into 3 killer double plays in the ALDS. Joe DIDN'T go 2 for 15 with 0 RBI in the ALDS. Joe DIDN'T start 2 games in the ALDS for a total of 5.2 innings allowing 14 hits and 12 earned runs. What Joe DID DO is lead this team through it all and made the post season after everyone thought the Yankees were done back in May. What Joe DID DO was manage what was GIVEN TO HIM BY THE YANKEE "brASS". Isn't that what a manager is supposed to do? So go ahead Geo, let Joe go. There are plenty of teams waiting for y

Military Inc
BALTIMORE - Members of a fundamentalist Kansas church ordered to pay nearly $11 million in damages to a grieving father smiled as they walked out of the courtroom, vowing that the verdict would not deter them from protesting at military funerals. Members promised to picket future funerals with placards bearing such slogans as "Thank God for dead soldiers" and "God hates fags." "Absolutely, don't you understand this was an act in futility?" said Shirley Phelps-Roper, whose father founded the Westboro Baptist Church. The group believes that U.S. deaths in the Iraq war are punishment for the nation's tolerance of homosexuality. They say they are entitled to protest at funerals under the First Amendment, which guarantees freedom of speech and religion. Albert Snyder sued the Topeka, Kan., church after a protest last year at the funeral of his son, Marine Lance Cpl. Matthew Snyder, who was killed in Iraq. He claimed the protests intruded upon what should have been a private cer

Our Party!
We'll be in Vegas this weekend! Come see us! Anything goes! It'll be a wild time! Email us for directions and other information... tonyskiadas@yahoo.com Can't wait to see you! Tony Monique Jessica So, we are new to these 'parties' and we are just trying to promote ourselves... This is what we did last weekend!!! http://galleries.aebn.net/beta3/index.cfm/fa/gallery/genre/gangbang/refid/AEBN-044896/tid/13975/layout/mgp_layout2.cfm We are looking for some well endowed guys to join us. Email us for rules and directions. I can tell you now you need ot be D&D free with proof!!! We are and want to keep it that way. It will be a wild time. See you this weekend in Las Vegas. We will waiting for you. Email us for directions. tonyskiadas@yahoo.com Don't forget to bring the sex toys. http://www.funsextoys.adameve.com Love the 3 Amigas. Tony Jessica Monique

Jokes
A crusty old man walks into the local First Baptist Church and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!" "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church." The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" "There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money. " "I see," said the pastor. "And is this b*tch giving you a hard time?" An eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical

Love And Life
Reaching the gates of sanity; I pause to ponder the point of it all. Do I really feel or is feeling only imagined? Does the pain I feel wreaking havoc on my soul; just self torment brought on by the fear of being alone? Am I truly even sane? Is reality for you the same as reality for me; or am I just fooling myself into believing I was ever normal... Hell hath no furry like a woman insane... Reaching into the depths of my soul I pull on everything that has kept me grounded. Praying that its enough to keep me here... Knowing that at any moment I could lose faith and fall... Into the abyss that many call insanity.. The question I cannot answer...for myself or any other troubled soul searching for reason... Is there really sanity left in the world? Creative and enthralling the breath of love caresses its lovers face. Holding in awe the memories of beautiful encounters and mesmerizing moments. What is love..is it a feeling and emotion that consumes and shakes us to o

The "r" Word
The"I'm putting off writing a paper" Ashley Facts: -can actually read -thinks a good alternative for losing weight is just becoming a plus size model -has thanked God for many things, but never good directions...or turnip greens -is usually down $15 at casinos -chipped a tooth while eating scrambled eggs -was M.V.P. of the 1996 TVYBL ball tournament -is about as smooth as a peice of sandpaper that has acne and a snaggle tooth -was not named in the mitchell report -had a dream about exploring caves with Shaquille O'neal and together whipping a warewolf until it turn into meatloaf...the singer -has a mediocre poker face -is academically eligible -believes the word "suprise" should never follow a food item on a menu -jumps higher then elephants by default -doesn't judge a book by its cover, but mostly by how many pages it has. -hasn't smelled like teen spirit for a couple of years -has never been showcased on a jumbotron -isn't a twin -tried to turn her computer sound do

Enema Stories
ENEMA STORIES This is Amy and my best friend at the time was Alex. I guess it all started the first time we played we were sitting in my room and started playing a sexual version 5 card poker. We started off by just flashing a body part and maybe touching a area. Then we built up so that each time we would make the loser do something dirty to the winner like oral play or use a ice cube. We kept stepping the game up and it was fun for a while but it got boring. One day when we were going to play the game Amy showed up with this bag. She said it was a surprise but that the loser was going to have to use it. She wouldn't tell us what it was and we couldn't figure it out. Finally we played the game I didn't win or lose the first game which at the time was a relief because she opened the Walgreen's bag and pulled out a box. Inside the box was something I had never seen before it was a enema/douche kit. I had heard of a enema but had no idea what it really was. Amy was the winner s

Take Alook
HEY MY HAPPY FAMILY~~~I NEED TO LEVEL MY SELF IT SHOULD NOT TAKE LONG XOXOXOXOX TO ALL I'M HAPPY TO HAVE YOU AS A FAMILY THANK YOU! IM IN NEED TO BE LEVELED

What In The Hell?
You know you're in for a bad day when, for some reason you can't fall asleep until 3 am and you have to be up at 6. Then you only get 1 1/2 hours sleep because while sleeping you get a really bad cramp in your thigh. When you finally fall back asleep, the alarm clock starts beeping, you hit snooze and roll over. Only to find out you accidently turned off the alarm and wake up late for work. Now I am at work yawning my head off, can't concentrate fully and want be able to anything about sleep until I get home tonight because I have errands to run when I get off at 5 pm. Man, I need a vacation. How's everyone elses day going? First off let me start off by saying I am a fan of T.I. so I say this with much love. What in THE HELL were you thinking T.I.? I don't want to see any "Free T.I.!" products nor do I want to hear "The Man" is out to get another well off brotha in the rap game. T.I. knew he was on probation, he also knew it was illegal for him to have the guns let alone purchase them

Short Time
In a quiet country cemetery Where the gentle breeze blows, Lies the son I loved so dearly Whom I lost 11 years ago. Your resting place I visit Place flowers there with care, But no one knows the heartache When I turn to leave you there.Of all that life has given me And all that's left to do, I will never know a greater gift Than the days I shared with you You can shed tears that he is gone, Or you can smile because he lived. You can close your eyes and pray that he will come back, Or you can open your eyes and see all that he has left. Your heart can be empty because you can't see him, Or you can be full of the loe that you shared. You can turn your back on tomorrow and live for yesterday, Or you can remember him and only that he has gone, Or you can cherish his memory and let it live on. You can cry, close your mind, be empty, and turn your back, Or you can do what he wanted, smile, open your eyes, love and move on

A Womans View !
When i was a girl, i loved stuff animals , now that i am a woman i love the men that give me them . When i was a girl , I loved good music , now that i am woman i can apprecaite the talent of the artist . when i was a girl , I would day dream of prince charming. Now as a woman i let prince charming day dream about me . When i was a girl, i rebelled against my mother , Now as a woman i thank her for her guidence . When i was a girl,i was cocky and bold . now as a woman i appreciate advice. When i was a girl i lived in the family, now as a woman i live For my family . When i was a girl i was sheltered from the storm , now as a woman I Am the shelter from the storm . When i was a girl i hoped to fall in love, now as a woman i hope to stay in love. When i was a girl i was daddys little baby , now as a woman i am the Mother of daddys little girl . Girls tell secrets and women tell truths. Girls love money , women love the men that make the money . Girls try to attract men ,

10/16/07
I've been up since 4:30 this morning because JustShizzle needed to go to the ER again. He's finally getting some relief so though i'm here i'm not really here. Poor guy was up almost 2 days straight. so I'm realllllllllllllllllly groggy hoping I'll be able to sleep but I doubt it so if you shout and don't answer I'll either be sleeping or working on housework to keep myself busy until I can fall asleep. Love you all

Skittelz
OK PEACHES...FIREANT IS IN A GIVE AWAY FOR A 7 DAY BLAST...THIS IS WHO WE CONCENTRATE ON IT ENDS IN 9 DAYS...WHICH IS THE 26TH...SHE NEEDS 10,000 COMMENTS..THIS IS A PIECE OF CAKE FOR US...LETS SHOW OUR SECOND IN COMMAND SOME MAD PEACH LOVE Skittlez is in a cutest kid contest..lets help her out..we have no other contests goin on at the moment..runs till the 31st of oct

Poem: Alone
I feel so alone I feel like I have no one I feel so sad What have I done? I feel so empty inside Does anyone love me? I feel no love None that I can feel or see I feel so empty I am so sad I’m feeling down I feel so mad I want to be loved But I am alone Alone in this world A heart-broken one I don’t feel anything There is no love for me I feel nothing There is nothing I see I want to feel love Ever so true And all I feel anymore Is just so blue Who I want I can’t have And whom I have I don’t want This is why I feel so alone My heart sinks down low I feel so sad and so empty Away is where I want to go Away with someone who cares And with so much love Maybe heaven sent From up above Then I will have someone My life to share And not be alone And have someone to care Being all alone in this world It is so gloomy and so dark I feel as if love for me Has missed its mark I hope that it hasn’t And one day I will