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Thanx To All For The Love During My Auto 11's
I want to thank my great friends that came by and showed me all the love during my AUTO 11'S and a BIG thank you to the Regiment Dragon Bombers & DD Levelers, you guys are the best out there.You all helped me level and I am so gratefull ~Bratt~

Contest
AUTO'S ARE FOR SALE!!! HE HAS AUTO'S FOR SALE COME MAKE A BID CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO GO BID...... I'mSmut-fuowner of DJ sunshine princess, Belle and 8 others@ fubar WHILE YOUR THERE MAKE SURE YOU .... F/A/R THE HOST... COME ON YOU NEVER KNOW YOU MIGHT JUST WIN HE WANTS SOMETHING TO ENTERTAIN HIM... ARE YOU UP FOR THIS CHALLENGE??? WELL COME ON LETS SEE... CLICK THE LINK GO MAKE A BID ...BETTER MAKE IT GOOD.....YOU NEVER KNOW YOU MIGHT GET AN AUTO IM HOME ....Everything is going better thank you all .....Now I need a favor I need help bombin my pic for my contest so come lend a hand all will be returned thank you Thx Mz.Belle Here is the link...

The Kitchen Bitch
I got this little joke in an email and it made me giggle. Hope it makes someone else smile today. The Kitchen Bitch > >A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing >with his new electric train in the living room. > >She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches >who want off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last stop! And all >of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the >train...cause we're going down the tracks." > >The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of >language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are >to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your >train..but I want you to use nice language." > >Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with >his train. Soon the! train stopped and the mother heard her son say... > >"All passengers, please remember your things, thank yo

Dirty Little Secrets
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Musings
I strive to get out and see what others feel today. It begins with an infusion into the bloodstream of the city. I let the random turbulence of the traffic help decide where to go. I park and I fumble through old familiar bars from a decade prior and feel the same sense of social separation, uncertainty, and insecurity as then. The faces are younger now in some places. Have I grown older? All the fashion and careful attention to appearance is all too familiar. An air of status and restricted acceptance is found among the various cliques. I feel unsettled and aloof but move forward on my quest. I finally stumble into a quirky establishment with esoteric music and an eclectic crowd. It is quiet and unassuming. Lucky to find the prized window seat on a sofa open, I settle in. So many faces come and go. If only I could capture their story. Happiness seems to be found in coffee, take out, a nice pair of boots, a huge German Shepard, and pizza. Lots of pizza. Pizza is joy. Pizza is libera

Real Life And Fubar
HOW TO FORWARD E-MAIL APPROPRIATELY A friend who is a computer expert received the following directly from a system administrator for a corporate system. It is an excellent message that ABSOLUTELY applies to ALL of us who send e-mails. Please read the short letter below, even if you're sure you already follow proper procedures.. Do you really know how to forward e-mails? 50% of us do; 50% DO NOT. Do you wonder why you get viruses or junk mail? Do you hate it? Every time you forward an e-mail there is information left over from the people who got the message before you, namely their e-mail addresses & names. As the messages get forwarded along, the list of addresses builds, and builds, and builds, and all it takes is for some poor sap to get a virus, and his or her computer can send that virus to every e-mail address that has come across his computer. Or, someone can take all of those addresses and sell them or send junk mail to them in the hopes that you will g

One Word Tag
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? DESK 2. Your significant other? WHO? 3. Your hair? LONG 4. Your mother? GRREAT 5. Your father? UHMMMM. . . 6. Your favorite thing? SLEEEPING 7. Your dream last night? HUH? 8. Your favorite drink? SPRITE 9. Your dream/goal? BIG 10. The room you're in? OFFICE 11. Music? LOVE 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? THERE 14. Where were you last night? BED 15. What you're not? TAKEN 16. Muffins? NAH 17. One of your wish list items? HIM 18. Where you grew up? JACKSONVILLE 19. The last thing you did? TYPE 20. What are you wearing? PJS 21. TV? NAH 22. Your pets? KIDS? 23. Your computer? POS 24. Your life? LIFE 25. Your mood? CHILL 26. Missing some

To You
Living, Fighting, Obsessing, Just as long as I can share it all with you. Yesterday, today tomorrow, Come rain, come shine. Hell and back, the beginning, inbetween, Till' the end of time. All that shines, turns to rust. All that stands in time, Turns to dust. As above, so below. You ain't no fool and honey I'm damn sure that you know. Yesterday, today tomorrow, Come rain, come shine. Hell and back, the beginning, inbetween, Till' the end of time. All that shines, turns to rust. All that stands in time, Turns to dust. (oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.. ah-ah) (oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.. ah-ah) (oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.. ah-ah) (solo) All that shines, turns to rust. All that stands in time, Turns to dust. All that shines, turns to rust. All that stands in time, Turns to dust Well, Master Joe got the master plan He got a hat full of sugar Folks said, "You a lucky man" One night he just disappeared And all we found was his hat in a

Tbr Stuff
He's Cocky, He is the one the only the Great Dj Bubba. Rockin out with all the greatest tunes on Terror Brothers radio! Come join in on the fun and see what your missing out on!!! Hes Back and Better Then Ever!! Come Rock out with THE ONE THE ONLY DJ Bubba!!! Playin all your favorites!! So What are you waiting for click the pic and join the Fun!! You dont know what your missing!!!

Well You Really So Have To Ponder Over These Dont Ya!
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too"...Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look"... Of course it is.. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?"... No, tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'...Which is it? If it's new, then there has

Someone Come......
Someone Come..... the voice in the sky is loneliness and the night is restlessness Someone Come..... abandonment my blanket no way to slough the fever Someone Come..... be there in the morning when I wake up with your silver thread to lead me Someone Come..... walk with me in darkness being one ... a shadow to my soul Someone Come..... give this body no limits slough the fevers with your cool hand Someone Come..... one last time I will wait for you Someone Come.....

Truth...
My name is Drugs i want to tell u about me" I destroy homes, tear families apart, take your children, and that's just the start. I'm more costly than diamonds, more costly than gold, the sorrow I bring is a sight to behold, and if u need me, remember I'm easily found. I live all around you, in schools and in town. I live with the rich, I live with the poor, I live down the street, and maybe next.................. door. My power is awesome; try me you'll see, but if you do, you may never break free. Just try me once and I might let you go, but try me twice, and I'll own your soul. When I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie. You do what you have to just to get high. The crimes you'll commit, for my narcotic charms will be worth the pleasure you'll feel in your arms. You'll lie to your mother; you'll steal from your dad When you see their tears, you should feel sad. But you'll forget your morals and how you were raised, I'll be your conscience, I'll teach you my ways.

Dreams N Nightmares
I got very little sleep last night. What sleep i did get seems to have been filled with this freakish dream/nightmare I had.... It's pretty vague and short but still messed up... I was with my Dad and my Ex-Stepmother. My Grandmother was there along with my half siblings. It seems to have been my Grandmothers house but it wasn't quite the same. Then it flashes... We (myself, my Dad and my Ex Stepmother) are all in a truck going to some hillbilly place. Run down, crap everywhere. But they let me bring my new little kitten with me. All black and cute as hell. Anyways, we are in some strange contraption that I suppose is supposed to be a house. I'm playing with my kitten and notice something odd about his purr. Somehow I realize he had eaten my cell! (Don't ask I have NO fricking idea). So i run and tell my dad and he says it's normal?!! That he'll just crap it out and be fine. but I can tell by the look on his face, he's lying. Awhile goes by and I see the poor thing fight

Friend Or Not
*ATTENTION-IF YOU ARE READING THIS PAY ATTENTION* I AM NOT USING THIS TO GET BLINGS,AUTO 11's,VIP's,OR ANYTHING ELSE JUST TREAT ME LIKE YOU WANT TO BE TREATED *****I AM 100% REAL - NOTHING FAKE ABOUT ME****** Hello,my name is Billy.I have been here 2 years.I have met people from here and talked to alot of people here.In my experience here i have learned the world are full of 2 types of people.1 you got real people the ones who take the time to talk to you and rate/add/fan you,and comment at times.They also purchase gifts and/or blings.I do thank every one for what they do or give,at this time i can not return the bling favors sorry in time maybe i can return the bling. Then 2 you got your fake people who most would call point whores and more.These are people that only vote on a profile to get points and only points.That is not me,I am a real person i take time to rate all your pics,comment profiles,and gift people. I am here to say this and i hope no one gets mad if

Thanks For All The Auto 11's Love
THANKS FOR ALL THE AUTO 11'S LOVE I got 2,911,550 points during my frist AUTO 11. I want to say THANK YOU! Thanks to all my Family & Friends for all the LOVE. Thanks to all that came over to my page & rated my pics. Thanks to Those that blinged me. Thanks for all the bullies made and reposted. Without all your love I would not have made it to GODFATHER. I LOVE YOU ALL !!!

Poems I Have Written
what is love.. love is something i cannot seem to obtain.. the more i go without it the more i will go insane.. love is sweet and without it im beginning to sour.. i need someone to love and be my beautiful flower.. love is an emotion that you cannot describe.. i need someone that gives me that vibe.. love is looking into someones eyes.. having them look back telling you no lies.. love is having someone that doesnt make you cry.. the thought of being without them makes you want to die.. love is something that my life it does reign.. i need to find it to rid all the pain.. love is something that occupies my mind.. i need a girl that is really kind.. love is growing old together till death due you part.. i need a girl that believes that truly in her heart.. love is something that should be eternal and last forever.. it should never die not never ever!!! ~stray (c)01/03/09 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THREE WORDS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When life sucks sh

Words
As I drift through the mind of the man I have become. I feel nothing,I realize now that I am numb. Ignorant to the feelings that should be there. For getting how it is to love or being able to share. Knowing that all I have done is in vain. Doing all I can do to remain sane. Sanity another over exaggerated term or better yet a lie. Like believing in the Easter bunny or that you can truly fly. Words are just a simple way of complicating what is true. That in life the only thing that remains is you.

Words That Inspire Me
Imagine a Woman Patricia Lynn Reilly, M.Div. Imagine a woman who believes it is right and good she is a woman. A woman who honors her experience and tells her stories. Who refuses to carry the sins of others within her body and life. Imagine a woman who trusts and respects herself. A woman who listens to her needs and desires. Who meets them with tenderness and grace. Imagine a woman who authors her own life. A woman who exerts, initiates, and moves on her own behalf. Who refuses to surrender except to her truest self and wisest voice. Imagine a woman who names her own gods. A woman who imagines the divine in her image and likeness. Who designs her own spirituality and allows it to inform her daily life. Imagine a woman in love with her own body. A woman who believes her body is enough, just as it is. Who celebrates her body's rhythms and cycles as an exquisite resource. Imagine a woman who honors the body of the Goddess in her changing body. A woman who

Physician Fail
THE FOLLOWING IS A TRUE STORY, ONLY THE NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER. The neck surgeon "Dr. Bozo the fugging idiot circus boy, of a bowlegged mothers, embarrassment to the trade of a sperm gurggeling, no good,corrupt" (seriously, that's not his name),who figured it necessary to fuse 3 of my vertebrae together. He, is my blog topic today. While the surgery was being explained to me, the actual procedure, by said doctor Bozo, No CONs were presented. Then he asked if I had any questions for him. Any "off the top of my head questions", were played down and minimized with a purpose! ,my final suggestion for possible concern was, "Does creating a 'RIGID' section of my spine, (fusion c3-c4-c5-c6), create a weak spot in the vertebrae or discs immediately below or above the solid section? His answer was YES. Now keep in mind, he filled me in on the promised values, and STOPPED FUCKIN EXPLAINING THE REAL SHIT. In my eyes, the

Douche Files
OK... read the bottom pic 1st and then the one above and so on. OK... This Douche admitted to hitting women and I have proof!!! AND he has friends backing him up its disgusting!!!! Bounty Hunter™@ fubar

Journey
Down this winding road I roam Seeking a truth that is never near Every waking moment spent alone No companionship, only fear Unknown reality, twisting fate Will these nightmares ever end Weariness takes it's toll My soul screaming for release Tales of wonder Far and wide Twisting, winding truths so near Sweat pours down my face As I wake from this nightmare Searching for a light in this darkness Seeking an end to all this turmoil Within my soul Reaching out to the ones I've known Ending a nightmare of life Guiding my soul along this path Alone, but not alone Forgotten, but not Loveless, but lusted Nightmares of life shall come to an end Water's edge approaches Beckoning to guide my steps To the edge of this abyss Nightmares ending now Life starts anew Journey no longer alone New life brought new love Ending this cycle of solitude No more nightmares for me No more searching required Found the life I need Found the end to this nightmare. The rain was fal

A Picture's Worth A Thousand Words
"Hey, Steve, why so depressed?" "I can't get him out of my mind." "Still thinking of Jimmy?" "Yeah." "Tell me about it?" "I see him everywhere. I see him when I sleep. He's in my dreams. I see him with me. I keep expecting him to come back to me. I was eating and I saw him across from me. I know he wasn't, but I want him to be there so badly. He was sitting in his chair, you know how it always had that squeak he kept promising to fix, but never got around to?" "Yeah, I know." "I made his favorite and he was holding the fork looking at me... Just looking. It was like he knew why I did it. I want to be closer to him. And he wanted to say something to me. Do you think he's sad we're apart?" "I don't know. It's possible, but I don't know for sure and I won't tell you I do. I think you've had more than enough of that sort of false comfort these past few weeks." "Thanks, I guess." "You're welcome, man. Hey, at least I'm not telling you to cheer up, right?" "W

Celt Blessings
Celtic Blessings and Prayers May the road rise up to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face; the rains fall soft upon your fields and until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of His hand. traditional gaelic blessing Beannachd Dia dhuit (blessings of God be with you - ScotsGaelic) Blessed Be. ancient - celtic blessing May the blessing of light be on you - light without and light within. May the blessed sunlight shine on you like a great peat fire, so that stranger and friend may come and warm himself at it. And may light shine out of the two eyes of you, like a candle set in the window of a house, bidding the wanderer come in out of the storm. And may the blessing of the rain be on you, may it beat upon your Spirit and wash it fair and clean, and leave there a shining pool where the blue of Heaven shines, and sometimes a star. And may the blessing of the earth be on you, soft under your feet as you pass along

Www.jeremietronet.com
Hi everybody, just new to the site and hope to share with all of you what I am doing for living !! traveling the world using kiteboarding and meeting people from everywhere is what I like to do. Then I share all of this with my photos and videos : so have a look at it and enjoy the pictures and stuff I will be posting here !!

Sorry, You're Rating Too Fast -- Ignored!
I am sick and tired of getting the damn message! I can't help that the rate bar thing loads before the picture does! I just want points for rating the picture like everyone else does and I really don't give two shits what the picture is really. 90% of pictures on here are just for rating purposes anyhow, so there is no use in changing the way people rate pictures. If its not fixed I will just not rate any because it's a waste of time otherwise.

Making Oracle
I am so excited I have made Oracle. There is no way I can list each person that helped me because there were so many of you. I have the most AMAZING friends and I want to Thank all of you for all your hard work. There are a few that I do need to mention and hope if they are not your friend they will be soon. First is Booboo and Gary. Between the two of you I was pimped out more then a hooker on the strip in Vegas. Thank you both for all you did and all of the members of The Shadow Levelers. I feel so honored to call you my friends. ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By InFarred.Fu Slave to Mz Chelle... Garys Fo@ fubar ~GARY~SHADOWLEVELER~SPANKERS~OWNED BY INFARRED & SCARLETT~BOOBOO'S FOREVER~@ fubar To my wonderful owner and THE BACHELOR, thank you for sending all your Bachelorettes to help me and all the time you spent rating me. cutterbum@ fubar Next is Sparks. Thank you so much for sending all your women my way. I cant tell you

Backstabbing, Lies, Deceit, Oh My!
I'm done w Relentless and anything to do with it. I still love plenty of the people there, but don't expect me to associate w anyone involved in the bullshit that happened. If you knew what happened, and went along w it, delete me. If you were involved in the decision making process, delete me. I'm tired of fake ass people. Read it and make no mistake: real friends don't sit through shit like this. Interpret it how you please. Kuntbunny: is there a reason i went to bed and everything was great and i wake up and i'm banned? because according to the rumor mill i was banned because that was the only way skyler and ana would agree to come back Dj Mizz B Haven: IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH ANA ACTUALLY. AND YES. ME AND 3 OTHER MANAGEMENT PERSONS DISCUSSE THE SITUATION, AND BASED ON ALL THE EVENTS HAPPENING, A DECICION WAS MADE. THERE IS NO WAY WE CAN HAVE BOTH OF YOU IN THERE.... IT WILL NOT WORK. THE DECISION WAS UNANIMOUS TO BRING BACK SKY, AND YES, THAT WAS A CONDIDITION OF HIM RETURNI

Lounge Stuff
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Stuff
Sometimes when you think things are going exactly as they should, something happens and changes everything. You have to readjust your thinking, look back and wonder, did I do something wrong? Take a step back and evaluate the situation and figure out if this is really what you want. Making the right move is not always critical, but in some instances the wrong move can have a dramatic effect on those around you. I try to do what I feel is best for me and if others think that's wrong, ohwell in the end it is my life and it is what I make it to be. You can either support what I do, do nothing at all, or go away, either way I will move on. Ever get this strange feeling that something is about to happen? Soemthing good, or something bad and it suddenly changes your mood either positively or negatively? Happens to me some times. I cant explain why I get these feelings, but most of the time they are pretty accurate. so I'm a bit worried, cause right now I got a terrible feeling. I hope it's j

Testing
Okay Friends and Family This wonderful person is looking to make it to Spotlight!! He has done a lot for us so lets Get him there and help him by sending him some fu-bucks!! All You gotta do is click on his picture below and send him as much as you can!! Lets Help Get him There Like I know you all could!!

Fu Tarded
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Are Yours This Good
-> MONICA THE...: im gonna screen shot this convo MONICA THE...: dude it is the best sb convo ever MONICA THE...: i am jealous and to be jealous of that is weird, but i am -> MONICA THE...: lol at our shoutbox convo -> MONICA THE...: lol it was nice to have nice big one cause i been shittin like a rabbit recently MONICA THE...: no way, all my turds have been tiny, it has sucked -> MONICA THE...: lol... due i had a turd that broke up in shape of a Y i soooo wanted to takepic for you MONICA THE...: heheh i got mas diaria from no sugar added ice cream it sucked -> MONICA THE...: loli ate all the candies MONICA THE...: i got a stomach ache for valentines day Love ya.. friends who poop together stay together

Best Friend
I was trying to save up to buy me a new laptop so I didnt have to worry about using my moms or my sisters anymore. As of tonight I am saving up for something different. Something more important now. I just found out my best friend who is like a sister to me. Her new house she was just moving into burnt down. She has a one year old little boy. She had all of his stuff in the new house. She figured it would be easier to get his stuff settled in first so hed have a place to play while they moved the rest of the stuff in. The only thing that she didnt move in was his bed. So now her poor son has lost EVERYTHING except his bed and the clothes on his back. So, everything I sale 100% of the money will be going to give him new things. New toys new clothes no everything. I however cannot replace his pictures. But I will do my best to help his parents replace everything else that poor baby has lost. Sometimes it takes something this big to show you how small a laptop really is.

Auto 11 Auction
ok i know everyone out there is having an auto 11 auction well guess what so am i lol the bidding will start at 1 million fubucks ....the auction start today february 19th and will run till march 1st so bid good bid well and you might have an auto 11 Semper Fidelis Latin for Always Faithful Ture Meaning of Semper Fi When a young woman starts thinking of falling in love and getting married, many thoughts come to mind as she visualizes the "perfect man, perfect wedding and the perfect life." Like most young girls, I too dreamed of the qualities that my Prince Charming should definitely possess. With those dreams came my vision of an engagement ring, wedding, the little cottage with the picket fence, and of course the pack of children that would greet Dad at the door as he came home from work at a very lucrative job. My family was affected by the draft so I never really paid much attention to any branch of the service other than the Army. In fact, when I saw those USMC recr

Flash Salutes!!!
Okay, so heres whats gonna happen... Ive gotten alot of requests for hand drawn tattoo flash salutes... Im more than happy to do it but believe me, it takes time. If you REALLY want a salute, then e-mail me, tell me what kind of artwork you want, and then just wait til Im done with it. It will get done. Plus, a little thank you would be nice. Bling me, comment me, all of my pics, get your friends to rate and comment bomb me... SUMTHIN Mikey Knuckles

Understanding
For those of you who are unaware I have a serious permanant disease. Lately it's been hitting me hard but overall I mask it well. The point of all this isn't to whine because frankly it won't change anything or make it better. I'm not asking for your pity because I damn sure don't want it! This is the hand I have been dealt and I will play my cards like I have an ace in the hole. What I am asking for is some understanding. There will be times I am distant or easily emotional, don't take it personally as I love you all. Sometimes it's just the natural human defense mechanism. Thanks for those of you care and to the rest of you...suck it! Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person w

Why Bbw
oral fixation: A psychological condition in which a person is unconsciously obsessed with the mouth and feels the need to always be sucking or chewing something. May lead to overweightness, nail-biting and other habits, and excessive cock-gobbling. Bob: "Hey Rick, why do you like fat girls so much? Is it because there's more cushion for the pushin'?" Rick: "No." Bob: "Is it because you need to feel dominated by a larger woman and forced into a submissive role in bed?" Rick: "Hell naw." Bob: "Is it because they're like mopeds...fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on them?" Rick: "Nope." Bob: "Well is it because of the huge ghetto ass and the tig ol' bitties?" Rick: "Well, um, not really." Bob: "Are you just a Tri Delt groupie, and they just happen to all be fat?" Rick: "No, but those Tri Delt girls go all out in the sack, let me tell you." Bob: "Is it because they're desperate, which makes them easier than first grade math class?" Rick: "You

I Was Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have a habbit of making a beats on my chest 2. I text like Crazy 3. At times I can be an order freak I like things to have it's certain place and if it's out of place I know 4. I crack my knuckles 5. When I play the drums I get into the music and make faces lol it's something I can't help at times lol 6. I clack my teeth at times not all the time 7. I love the color blue everything I have is almost blue lol 8. I can be a neat freak at times 9. I love to make people laugh 10. I've been told I am too positive I Tag...Honey Bee, Domestic Goddess, and Ti Ti In A Twinkling Of An Eye Forever will I have qu

Dreams
You get that feeling…deep inside…..that little knot in the pit of your stomach….that maybe just maybe something you once held very close and dear to you is slipping away gently and that possibly things will never be the same again no matter what you hope or wish for… Like that sandcastle you built when you were little on the beach…it seemed to take you hours to get it just perfect and it made you feel so good inside and was the best thing in the whole wide world but then as the tide comes in, you hope and pray that it keeps away from your sandcastle, just so it stays perfect……but then the tide gets closer and closer until finally it starts to lap away at your castle…..and with each wave it slowly takes away a small part of the castle until finally it is washed away completely and the one thing you had that made you feel so good…….was gone!!

I've Been Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I like cold pizza. 2) I rarely eat breakfast in the mornings. 3) I drink reheated drip coffee, it can be 2 days old or more. 4) I am the second youngest of 11 kids in my family. 5) I love blondes and red heads. 6) I am shy of ladies until I get to know them. 7) I believe in love at first sight. 8) I will do most anything for you if I believe you are my friend. 9) I sleep on the right hand side of my bed. 10) I repeat myself in conversations. I tag the following 5 people: xbaby ~D@Naughtster~ Shekina ~Lil Miss Innocent~ ~Prettee~

Taking Chance
http://www.hbo.com/films/takingchance/video/video.html In April 2004, Lieutenant Colonel Michael Strobl, USMC, came across the name of 19-year-old Lance Corporal Chance Phelps, a young Marine who had been killed by hostile fire in Al Anbar Province, Iraq. Strobl, a Desert Storm veteran with 17 years of military service, requested that he be assigned for military escort duty to accompany Chance's remains to his family in Dubois, Wyo. Witnessing the spontaneous outpouring of support and respect for the fallen Marine - from the groundskeepers he passed along the road to the cargo handlers at the airport - Strobl was moved to capture the experience in his personal journal. His first-person account, which began as an official trip report, gives an insight into the military's policy of providing a uniformed escort for all casualties. The story became an Internet phenomenon when it was widely circulated throughout the military community and eventually reached the mainstream media.

Hmmmmm!!!!!!
OK I'M A LITTLE PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW!!! TO WHOEVER SENT ONE OF MY PICS AS NSFW IS A REAL FUKING BABY AND NEEDS TO GROW UP, BETTER YET NOT BE ON FUBAR!! TELL ME IF YOU THINK THIS NSFW! I TRIED TO POSR A PIC OF IT, BUT I CANT I'M SO PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY! IF YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT PIC I'M TALKING ABOUT IT'S IN MY FUNNY SHIT ALBUM.....IT'S THE "BITCHOLOGY" PIC IT'S ABOUT HALF WAY THRU THE ALBUM. I MARKED MOST OF MY NSFW NOW AND FRIENDS ONLY. YOU KNOW WHAT IF YOUR GOING TO BITCH ABOUT THAT PIC AND IT OFFENDS YOU....YOU SHOULNR FUCKING BE ON FUBAR YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER, FIND A FUCKING LIFE YOU PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING ASSHOLE! SO IF THE PERSON WHO CRIED ABOUT THE PIC HAS THE BALLS ENOGH TO COME FORWARD....BRING IT MOTHERFUCKER! To the rest of you, my fu family and friends I Love you all. Ok my fu friends and family! was wondering if you can help me out with something.....just a little perplexed about a few things. Your shooting the shit with someone, nothing big,

Stories I've Written
The night was cool, the windows open. I spent what seemed like an eternity bathing myself after relieving what seemed like an endless frustration. Carefully cleaning and shaving.. paying attention to make sure the job was done to what I knew you would require. The hotel was deafeningly quiet. As I sit perched on the bed brushing my hair, taking long slow strokes brushing the tangles waist length of chestnut hair. I feel the bed lower and a hand enclose my neck and another in my hair, my breath quickens and I inhale sharply. You whisper not to turn around or look until I'm told to. I feel you reach around me and I feel the coarse roughness of a rope.. one hand and then the other bound. I my breathing increases, and you tell me to stand. I start to talk, and I feel a firm slap across my ass, and you telling me I wasn't told I could speak. Then a second time, so I'm aware that you have spoken and I am to listen. This goes on for a while until I learn not to speak until my master

Notes About Me
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Nathan 2. Nate 3. meanie Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. banker 2. teller 3. Loan associate Three Places I have lived 1. chicago 2. Las vegas 3. california Three TV Shows that I watch 1. WWE 2. Drake and Josh 3. Espn Three places I have been 1. Airzona 2. Texas 3. Boston Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Sherri 2. Jojo 3. my son Three of my favorite foods 1. Snickers 2. Chicken Parm 3. Pizza Three things I would like to do 1. Start a new life 2. Find a job that is me 3. Learn my inner peace Three friends I think will respond 1. Respond 2. To 3. What? Things I am looking forward to 1. Going on Vacation 2. buying a car

Let's Play Ball
HELP ME TOWARDS MY DRIVE TO PROPHET AUTO 11'S ON SUNDAY 3/1/09 9am FuTIME (12 NOON EST) I WANT TO BE A FuCHAMPION JUST LIKE THE REST OF MY NEW ENGLAND SPORTS TEAMS IT'S A NO LOSE SITUATION FOR BOTH TEAMS RATE & CHERRY BOMB ME ALL LUV WILL BE RETURNED (PLEASE LEAVE A PM WHEN DONE) CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO GET THIS GAME STARTED Lucky McLovin ~Convicted FuPornstar and FuDisciple of the Leprechauns~

Another Fav Song
Shamandalie -By Tony Kakko Of Sonata Arctica- In good old times, remember my friend Moon was so bright and so close to us, sometimes We were still blind and deaf, what a bliss? Painting the world of our own, for our own eyes, now? "Can we ever have what we had then? Friendship unbreakable Love means nothing to me Without blinking an eye I'd fade, if so needed, All those moments with you If I had you beside me" One cloudy day we both lost the game? We drifted so far and away Nothing is quite as cruel as a child Sometimes we break the unbreakable, sometimes? "And we'll never have what we had then Friendship unbroken Love means nothing to me Without blinking an eye I'd fade, if so needed, All those moments with you If I had you beside me now" I was unable to cope with what you said Sometimes we need to be cruel to be kind Child that I was, could not see the reason Feelings I had were but sham and a lie? I have never forgotten your smile Your

St Paddy Day Auction...
Here ye Here ye... Gather 'round folks cus I've an Annoucement of Pu$$yCat Porportionz. We are at it once again.. Hosting an Auction thats bound to have you slipping down your own Rainbow and right in to a pot of GOLD... and we're calling this one: the Pu$$yCat Sexy St. Paddy Auction - - - AND WE ARE UP AND RUNNING SO COME GET YOUR BID ON So here's to all Family Members and Friends... Grab your sexy offers make haste ... See the Man behind the curtain Mr. Damien Darke himself to get you all set up because we are still accepting new auctionees until Monday Mar 9th... and just to keep this thing going along here are a few things to remember and consider: We are hosting this gala auction from March 7th to the 17th... so nows the time to get your best picture ready then you just drop a line to Damien Darke letting him know that you're ready to participate... the buy in will be a meager $40K in fubucks... tell all of your potential new

In Loving Memory Of My Son Torrey
THE TIME, THE PLACE ,THE MEMORIES WILL ALWAYS BE THERE , THE HAPPY TIMES , THE SAD TIMES. UNTIL YOU LOSE A CHILD AND FEEL THE LOST DON'T THINK FOR ONE MIN, IT CAN'T HAPPEN TO YOU , BECAUSE IT CAN . HUGS AND LOVE CHERIE' AKA WITCHESBREW.imikimi - Customize Your World!

Drama
Not that its really of anyone's buisness on here but TomyB and I are SEPERATED!!!!! We have been for quite a while and its really starting to piss me off that some people seem to think my life belongs in their mouth. If you want to know something have the fucking balls to ask the people involved. If not keep my damn name out of your mouth. This isn't high school people last time I checked we were all adults that should have better damn sense. Jealousy is a really ugly thing and eventually it WILL come back to bite you in the ass. It appears some people have never heard the saying karma is a bitch.....maybe you should of paid a little better attention. If I wanted to have a threesome I have a girlfriend that lives right down the road that would be more than willing. I don't need to search the internet to find that like some people apparntly do. Whoever seems to think this is funny really needs to take a long hard look at their own life & find out what the hell is missing. Trying to des

My Thoughts And Feelings..
Love...the most uncontrollable feeling in the world. The emotion that takes your breath or breaks your heart without any warning its taking over. The one feeling that everyone in the world wants to experience more than anything.It has finally found me or maybe has taken me this long to realize what it really is. I feel as if I have searched my entire life for something that was out of my grasp only to realize that it was there..I just had to find the right person to share it with. I have discovered that love is... That feeling you get when you look in his eyes and wonder how you ever got so lucky to capture the heart of someone so amazing....or when you get that tingle or cold chill all over just from his touch...or that warm feeling you get when he pulls you close ...or that smile that spreads across your face just because he smiles at you. The way you want to melt from the way he smells...or the way you get weak from his kisses...or that feeling of safety and security from being in

Poems That I Like:
OK ive been working my ass off trying to find a fucking job and no one wants to hire me, i take out my piercings and look proffesional when i go in to fill out apps and still no one calls me back or is hiring at the moment .....i need the fucking cash my sister is a fucking nazi bitch with a power pole stuck up her ass and is making us all (my family) move when we cant afford it , im a great artist and every one tells me i need to be a tatto artist and to go get my apprentice ship but i cant afford 3000 plus dollars for one out here , im just trying to make 2500 so that i can get the fuck out of here and to my bfs and he offered to come and get me and all that but i told him no cause i want to be able to do this on my own and im failing i feel like such a fucking failure ,i went to a day labor place for like a month and half every fucking day 4 am to 12:30 in the afternoon

Foul Mood
Ever had one of those days when you just really wanted to beat someone about the head and neck area? I've been in that sorta place for a couple of days. Nothing really is wrong (besides the normal fucked up shit)but I just am in a really pissy mood. I'm ranting, sorry

Easter Bunny Auction
imikimi - Customize Your World! COME & BE A EASTER BUNNY AND SEE WHAT YOU WILL FIND IN YOUR EASTER BASKET. ღJuicyFruit69(Bi)OwnersMagicღMzBelleღOwnsBuckeyeBabe/SilentLizzard/DarthTater@ fubar imikimi - Customize Your World!

Ramblings
First off this doesn’t apply to everyone, all of my close family and friends please disregard because you ALL rock!!! I’m super open and honest and hold no punches, like it or not it’s me so deal with it or delete me, delete me and I wouldn’t want you as a friend anyway so GFY.. : ) So for a few months I’ve been bombing people like crazy and the same thoughts keep popping into my mind over and over. Why is it so hard for people to write an email that takes 10 seconds to say thank you? I never ask for ANYTHING from ANYBODY.. I was brought up in a VERY strict Italian family and taught a lot of respect, I do my best to say “thanks” to everyone but am sometimes overwhelmed with many, many pages of email and it takes me time to get through it all lol.. If I don’t say thanks personally I usually wind up bombing you lol… Bombs and auto’s aren’t cheap and a lot of the people (especially the beggars) don’t get this.. I do

Can I Have Your #####
Im sorry That I bought you roses to tell you that i like you. I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk. I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants. I'm sorry That I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised. I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy". I'm sorry That I am actually nice, not a jerk. I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things. I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club. I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date. I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy. I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4 am when your new man hit you and dropped you o

Hold On
Because of you im broken, Broken beyond repair, You took my heart and made it dissapear, Life was sweet with you, But life just aint right without you, Now im always blue, I am sick and you are my cure, I will always love you of this im sure, But because of you im broken, You left for reasons unspoken, Left me without a clue, I am broken and cant be fixed, You took part of me with you, I want to be alright, But i cant when i cant hold you at night, Im broken and you can help but wont cuz your not right. Sometimes we have to remind ourselves to hold on, When it seems there is no one left that cares, When the feelings you have are too much to bear, When you want to go on with life but just ain't sure, Think of all the pain others will endure, When it seems everything in life is gone, Just tell yourself to hold on, Think of all the things you do in life, Then think when you're dead what you'll do, When it feels there is nothing in life for you, Then think of when

An American Hero - Cm91b
cm91b@ fubar DEDICATION TO MY HERO!! (one of, more to follow) Who is this man you ask? Well, thank you for asking, let me tell you .. This is one of my DEAREST friends who is currently deployed and SOON to be arriving back in the states after having served YOU and this country in the military for more years than some of you have been alive .. and been to Iraq more times than some of you have seen the sun come up in the wee hours of the morning. He is one of the most genuine men I know with a heart of GOLD. He loves his country, the people in it, his family and friends. He has a daughter who is his heart, pride & joy. He left all to fight a battle, maybe not cuz he believes in it in it's entirety, but he believes in his job .. and that is to defend your right to be a FREE citizen and help ensure a lifestyle we all know and love .. without having to duck & cover!! People like this man sacrafice so much so that the likes of some never have to know what REAL LIFE is all about, an

Texas
Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas... If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas ; If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live inTexas ; If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas ; If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas; If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas; If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas ; If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas ; If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them,you may live in Texas ; If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody's passing you, you may live in Texas ; If you find 60 degrees 'a little chilly,' you ma

My Poetry
When you care about others and think of them alwaysIt hurts deeply that they don't care or even think about youJust to sit and talk, take a walk, or something to know they careInstead of that you get pushed away ignored and that hurt staysLonely, depressed, longing for someone to love comfort and talk toThe feelings are so overwhelming it is getting to be too much to bareLonging for comfort and understanding but never finding it in a world of darkness looking for some glimmer of hopeTo be happy and loved would be wonderful and greatBut to be alone uncomfortable misunderstood and unloved is how you sitWishing for eternal slumber but somehow you copeHoping to find something as good here as you would find beyond the Pearly Gates.~RavenMoon In a world of pain It is a breath of fresh air To find a little happinessNo matter what kind For we all have a lot to gainIt makes everything else easier to bearEveryone can use a little happinessFrom time to time just something to keep in mindAfterall

The Life I Have Lived....
So I dont know where to start this off at ... but this morning sounds real good. I watched the first most beautiful sunrise of my life n had a reflection on my life. Someone told me a few days ago when I found out who I am, let him know. He cant see this n maybe that will be my blessing ... but I know who I am now. I am NO longer afraid of me,the outside world or the people in it ... I am beautiful,passionate, loving, caring, alive. My heart is pure n truthful. Im gonna dig deeper into my past so those who know why this is being written, might understand what I did n an amazing soul that help me understand "That I am more than good enough for this world to see n know". This I dedicate to ... I am a women who survived the abuse of a man for 12 years. I wish sometimes for his sake I could say it was my fault but I know the difference now in a sick love n actual love. The first time he hit me, I was like wtf did I do. He said his lil ole apology n I forgave him. Then it got worse

Dear Alchohol
Dear Alcohol,First & foremost, let me tell you that I’m a huge fan of yours. As my friend,you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-workcocktail, a beer at the game, and you’re even around at the holidays,hidden inside chocolates, as you warm us when we’re stuck in the midstof endless family gatherings. However, lately I’ve been wondering aboutyour intentions. While I want to believe that you have my bestinterests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwiseconsequences:1. Phone calls: While I agree with you thatcommunication is important, I question the suggestion that anyconversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2am. Why wouldyou make me call those ex-boyfriends or potentials when I know for a fact they don’t want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2.Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest thatI eat a frozen burrito, along with leftover spaghetti and s

Random Musings
I was browsing newsrag and found an article that says canola oil is bad for you. It even backs it up. To beat all it says lard, tallow, and animal fat are really good for you. I have been told for years the exact oppisite! Has anyone else heard about this?

I Don't Care How Many Friends I Lose Over This!!!!!!!
Month OneMommyI am only 4 inches longbut I have all my organs.I love the sound of your voice.The sound of your heart beatis my favorite lullaby.Month TwoMommytoday I learned how to suck my thumb.If you could see meyou could definitely tell that I am a baby.I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.It is so nice and warm in here.Month ThreeYou know what MommyI'm a boy!!I hope that makes you happy.I always want you to be happy.I don't like it when you cry.You sound so sad.It makes me sad tooand I cry with you even thoughyou can't hear me.Month FourMommymy hair is starting to grow.It is very short and finebut I will have a lot of it.I spend a lot of my time exercising.I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toesand stretch my arms and legs.I am becoming quite good at it too.Month FiveYou went to the doctor today.Mommy, he lied to you.He said that I'm not a baby.I am a baby Mommy, your baby.I think and feel.Mommy, what's abortion?Month SixI can hear that doctor again.I don't

Na Na Na Na
HI BITCHES :D So as of right now, the only way I can get only is if a neighbor is online and I can steal their internet lmfaoooooooooo. So I am on right now, and the connection is slow. But I guess beggers cant be choosers right? :P

Need A Boost?
I found this to be insightful...im goin through a rough time back in New York and its pretty much helped me to keep my head up.. so i decided to share it... Foolish impatient people see the prosperity of the wicked and the suffering of the upright, and jump to the conclusion that it pays to be wicked, let them observe the situation over the long run and they will see the wicked wither like the grass, and the righteous prosper slowly but surely like the palm tree or cedar... have a good day!

Not A Bloger..
I have lost loved ones due to breast cancer. Both men and women, Alike. My work is is selling T-shirts, The one I am wearing in the pic. So for every picture rate and bling I get I will donate $100 dollars to this great cause. Help the boobees and neebies out. I have donated $800. so far just in the last week. I want to see more men and women surviving from this. I have kids, and I am sure you do to. They have a cure but it takes a but load of money to get it. So that is why I am donating to this. And if the speeling is bad. I apoloize for the miss spelling. my fubar is messing up on me tonight. had to type fast. Good night. The smacker Ok FuLand.

Where In The Fu Is Pmalone41??
I'm Free!!! I was sentanced to 121 days jail, suspended and 3 years probation. there is a $900.00 fine which I'm being given time to find a job before I have to make payments. My impending incarceration On Monday May 19th I am due in court and am facing 6 months in jail. It is due to a toxic relationship I was in with this 22 year old girl. She had talked me into shoplifting some things for her and like an idiot I did it. Ofcourse I got caught. I have a prison record for Assult on a police officer from 1999 so they are throwing the book at me this time and going for the maxium sentance on a misdemenor. Hopefully I can get another 30 day posponement or at least 2 weeks to self-surrender to the jail. If not I will be going straight to jail on Monday. Anyway I thought I should let you, my fu-friends know that I will be taking a long vacation from fubar in the near future. I would like to thank everyone for their friendship and help in leveling me to Godfather in only one month. I will

My 1st Auto 11
Hi first i want to thank Foxitoxi for buying my first auto 11. Thank you from the botton of my heart.this was the most exciting thing that has happened to me on fubar.all the new friends and fans omg.and of course the bombing lol.the responds to my auto 11 was over whelming. i would like to take this time to thank each and everyone one of you. much love. i will remember you always. and for my friends family and fans that did,t, well thats a different story, but still love you all.on the 3rd of the month i will buy my blings. will give them out to my heavy raters. agin thank you for making thisa memorable time. Muah!!!!

Aids
RULE 1: You opened this; you GOTTA take it RULE 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks! LAST PERSON YOU.... [1] Who was the last person you texted? Kara [2] You were in the car with? Family [3] Went to the mall with? Same as above [4] Person you talked on the phone with? kara [5] You messaged/commented on Fubar? Radio (John) T/F Only answer with True or False Q:Kissed some one on your top friends? True Q: Been searched By Cops? True Q: Been suspended from school? True Q: Sat on a roof top? True Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? False Q: Broken a bone? True Q: Have shaved your head? True Q: Played a prank on someone? True Q: Had/have a gym membership? False Q: Shot a gun? True Q: Donated Blood? False WOULD YOU RATHER: [1] Eat or drink? Eat [2] Be serious or be funny? funny. Why So Serious!? [3] Go to t

Drag/ Tranny Day
This week Ive decided to keep the theme secret until Monday morning... its just makes the day so much funner... Hugh (Dame Edna) and I were discussing what to do, there was an array of different ideas.....smurfs, hair bands... but nothing appealed.. Ive always wanted to know what it was like to write my name in the snow with my urine and there it was drag queen/ transsexual day... Hugh you know were going to be the only ones playing..... Needless to say I looked up famous drag queens and found Barbette, she/ he was a performer her story is most interesting and well hell I'm applauding people from different walks of life today.. So throw on your skirts or pants and have fun... Apparently I forot we list... so here it is Barbette= me Dame Edna= my best friend Hugh (makes out) Chi Chi Larue= Alix Seductress= its a secret (for his plot to freak name crisis out) Misty= Blue Eyed Soul Divine=Mop Princess FuFu= Seamus Foofy McBoafeathers= Ketch22 RuPaul= Raist Harvey Fierstei

Proof!
hey all fu's!!!!this blog is to tell my friends where i've been & to let others know bad luck really does happen in three's..... 2 months ago my puppy knocked my laptop into the floor causing my harddrive to crash,,so i wait to get it fixed,,2 weeks later going outside to work in the garden my shoes being kinda muddy caused me to slip on my kitchen floor landing on my back n landing me in traction,,,,,2weeks later trying to get up n move i start to fall putting my right hand out to catch myself & end up breaking the bone going to my pinkie.... so after u laugh which i hope u do cause i have died laughin over my luck for real just remeber bad luck does come in 3's in I AM proof!! love you guys! xoxox

American Militar Fubar Members?
I AM GOING TO BE MAKING BULLETINS FOR FUBAR THAT WILL COMMEND THE AMERICAN MILITARY FOR ALLL THAT THEY DO. ALSO, TO REMEMBER THOSE WHO GAVE THEIR LIVES FOR US. PLEASE HELP ME TO SPREAD THE LOVE AND APPRECIATION BY SENDING ME LINKS TO MILITARY MEMEBERS ON FUBAR.IF YOU ARE ONE, PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE SO THAT I CAN SHOW FUBAR JUST WHO IT IS THAT IS AND HAS BEEN FIGHTING BRAVELY, PROUDLY, FOR OUR COUNTRY!

Just Stuff
I hope you’re doing fine out there without me‘Cause I’m not doing so good without youThe things I thought you’d never know about meWere the things I guess you always understoodSo how could I have been so blind for all these years?Guess I only see the truth through all this fear,And living without you…And everything I have in this worldAnd all that I’ll ever beIt could all fall down around me.Just as long as I have you,Right here by me.I can’t take another day without you‘Cause baby, I could never make it on my ownI’ve been waiting so long, just to hold youAnd to be back in your arms where I belongSorry I can’t always find the words to sayBut everything I’ve ever known gets swept awayInside of your love…And everything I have in this worldAnd all that I’ll ever beIt could all fall down around me.Just as long as I have you,Right here by me.As the days grow long I seeThat time is standing still for meWhen you&r

Monday's New Theme!!!!
It has come to my attention on how Hard Trailer Park Hoes and Gigolos would be to hold with the Seamus versus Wicked Bet running. So to make my life easier we will be having Greek Mythology day... Please come wearing togas and eating grapes... here's the list so far Artemis= me Voluptas= Pixie Medusa= Witty Ick somethign= Seamus "loser of the bet" Poisedon= Chainsaw Shits& Giggles= Zeus Hercules= Name Crisis Hades= Hugh Eros= Bonz Haphaestus= Jobob Uranus= Pedro Aphrodite= Blue Eyed Soul Erebus=Husky Redneck Athena= Amykins

Surveys And Random Crap
If you were a robot, what would your prime function be? To fill eclairs with white creamy goodness... Does a crowded elevator smell different to a midget? Only if his allergies aren't acting up. Is this question true or false? Red...no, blue! Can I borrow a dollar? How about 100 pennies? What is the largest thing you have set on fire? a sectional couch Can you spell backwards? b a c k w a r d s...now where's my prize? Would you bite someone in a fight? Like a dog gnawing on his favourite chew toy Can I borrow a dollar again? geez...hands you 5 pennies, 2 nickels, 7 dimes, and a quarter. Can I smack you with a burning cat? yep, for sure Why? Doesn't everyone love a hot pussy? Say something you don't know:

A New Life?
For those of you who know me know i have a boyfriend named Jeff. We have been living in my small house for 2 years and its come time to make a major decision. Jeff has his own house which he owns and is 3 times the size of mine. He hasn't actually lived there for 2 years but has paid the bills. He also has a roommate that I don't mind but hes a slob. I live in a 106 year old house that I hold dear to my heart. I have worked hard to make it a safe place for me an my son to live. I have literally refinished hard wood, laid linoleum, removed carpet, painted, killed mice and built walls. I even now own my own tool set and have come accustom to its floods and minor issues. Jeff has asked us to move in with him many

Songs
Love breeds suicide Don’t know what to do Life seems so empty without you Don’t know if it’s true You didn’t want to hurt me, desert me Love breeds suicide Love kills me inside Just want to know Is there a reason for living Just want to go Back where we came from, I’m begging you Love breeds suicide Love kills me inside You were my reason for living Why did it end Why did it end You were my sunshine, my living Why did it end Why did it end I have reasons to be alone Dying til I see clear There's no revenge to explain Will never come back I perceived your look My time is running out I don't stop thinking I relax my tension... exhale again. I think again I feel so little, Exhale again... feel so little. To lose didn't change your life Taking everything away Everything until the end. I have reasons to be alone Dying til I see clear There's no revenge to explain

Contests
ok so here is the deal i am running a custom made picture contest for 7/28/09 it will end at 8 pm EST... here are the PRIZES!!!! 1st place gets CB,AUTO and 1,000,000 FuBusks....2nd place gets choice of CB or AUTO and 100,000 FuBucks...3rd place gets BLING and 10,000 FuBUcks. Make sure you send me the link to your pics to be added into the contest GOOD LUCK to all who enter :)

In Sickness And In Hell
It's funny... I will be completely honest and say there have been a few times over the course of my life where I considered the extinction of my existence; but what teenager hasn't, right? One way or another, I am still here regardless so all that is water under the bridge.What stopped me from giving in to that abyss of frustrated angst? Well, simply put: I kind of enjoy life, even if i don't do much with it. I take some measure of enjoyment from simply going through the daily motions of "being" and many things which encompass that. I love music, I love books and video games, I appreciate what few friends I have -- death always seemed like a really boring way out of life's troubles, more or less.Also, It just seems pretty asshole-ish of a thing to do. Even now, just being sick as shit, I hate that people worry over me, my mother especially. That was always the other thing that kept me around: not wanting to put the few people who care about me through that bullshit. I don't think I'm t

My Poems
Sometime I sit and wonder whyWhy it is I sit and cryI wonder why I am so sadWhen I think of what we could have hadWhen I think of things the way I dreamedI guess some things arent as they seemedWhat can I do to make you seeAll I want is you with meSometimes I wish I had just one more nightJust one time to hold you tightI fear that day will never comeBut always know you have my love Life is so unfair. Your heart goes here and your mind goes there.Why can't things just go right?Instead we always just fuss and fight.How can you just turn your feelings off and onWhile I sit here crying because your gone?My chest is aching, you broke my heart.You ripped it out and tore it apart.I so wanted to believe you had changed.So my life I rearanged.Now I'm not sure what to believe.If you ment what you saidthen why did you leave?So here we go again.I sit here wonderingwhat might have been.Would the two of ushave been happy together?Would we have made it to forever?I guess now we will never know.Just

Simple Adventure
sooooo....here I am again writing about the lil adventures...most of which happen on mass transit..most days I adore people...yesterday was not entirely one of those days... So I go wait for the bus...which seemed to take 3 times as long as normal...get to parkrose transit center...help a lil stoner red head kid find his way around on the buses and light rail system..ok 1 karma point..give a man who was obviously on something a lighter so he didnt have to keep askin everyone for a light... cool cool 2 karma points...the red line shows up I walk on get off at the Gateway transit center ...walk onto the pavement look around all the random people waiting...and there stands my daughters father...oh fun fun...he yells didn't expect to see you here...I respond with didnt expect to see you at all...(its been like 2 yrs) I go ahead and start towards the store which is right across 2 parking lots (basically) and I hear.. "There's the cunt that wont let me see my child."

So Today..10/01/09
So Today...This is just a note,just a simple thank youfor keeping me afloatjust a note,telling you how it is,the colors im afflicted byfrom just a simple kiss, how it is,and how much greater it can getnot afraid to try the water,im enjoying being this wet.and it gets, so much better with each daythe layers under the layersseem to pull themselves awayso today,i offer you my heart,i trust you know how to treat it,some say its my best part.you're my heart.

Troublin..dancin...screw It
I won't lie it feels good to think for a minute that I could be the only... I want so much to think each touch was made just for me each breath was somehow because of me that your now

Articles
A British grandmother, who was sterilised twice 13-years-ago, has given birth to a 'miracle' baby boy. Grandma, 43, had the operation to stop her falling pregnant again after having her first three children. But three-months-ago she felt strange movements in her stomach and a test revealed she was six months pregnant. Now she is mother to health baby boy born last week, who is younger than her grandchildren. Grandma said : "At the end of July, I started feeling tired and then felt movements in my stomach. "I thought I could feel something - I thought it was wind at first but I was tired as well so I thought I better do a test. When she did a pregnancy test, she could not believe that she was six months pregnant. "I didn't really believe it until he came out," she said. She took fertility drug Clomid to speed up ovulation when she was 19 which helped her get pregnant with daughter, who is now 24 and a mother. Two years later, she conceived her first son Glen, who is now 19, and again w

Personal Stuff
It is sad that a person can be friends with a certain bouncer and they will go around messing with people for you. I have known some of the bouncers here for YEARS, and I can honestly say they are some of the most honest people around, one is so fair that I admire her. It upsets me that a person so unlike the ones I know is allowed to have the job that the others take very seriously. Apparently my being green was so upsetting to a hater that I'm sure I know, lol, that with a bouncers help she was able to have me blocked from mumms, a mumm where I asked, "If your partner was constantly watching porn on the computer would that be a thing that would end the relationship" That's it. I was told that the use of the word that way was not nsfw. Then the picture that I am using currently was taken down as it was scrolling. It was obviously unmarked, but I just feel that this bouncer has power to help their friends and it is unfair to everyone here. All bouncers have that power, but I have never

Connections
When the sound of your voice touches my soul, warms the very eden of my existance Eyes meet across a crowed room, smiles are shared, our skin radiates like the sun, as the passion builds from 2 souls becoming one...

Fubar Hilarity
So for a bit of excitement yesterday, I was preyed upon by an advance fee fraudster posing as a Fubar member with a lonely heart. The pitch went kind of as follows:- The girl in question starts chatting to me. Within a couple of minutes she tells me how she's looking for someone to love her and how she's been let down in the past, blah blah blah. She feels she can trust me! After five minutes! Anyway, after literally two more minutes of groundwork she tells me how her rich English father has died, but the lawyers won't allow her to access her $2.7m inheritence until she has a 'man' (?) that can claim it for her (and, of course, take a cut of the proceeds). At this point she gives me details of her 'lawyer' to contact. The powers that be at Fubar (perhaps quite rightly) suggest that there is nothing they can do, such as delete her account, unless I have proof. As such, perhaps I shouldn't even reveal her Fubar identity here. So what do you think? Should I be exposing this person and

Matt Is 100% Correct Heres His Blog Post
All deejays have been there. The party’s bangin’, people are dancing and you get the most intoxicated guy in the crowd hovering over the DJ booth requesting songs that don’t fit in with your set at

Devils Rejects Cam Rules
Devils Rejects Cam Rules 1. All non-staff members that wish to be on cam must first be approved by management. 2. Absolutley no flashing of any kind live on cam. 3. Absolutley no smoking, snorting, shooting, inhaling, eating, drinking, swallowing or booty bumping of any illegal substance while live on cam. 4. If you are male and whish to be on cam you must be shirtless only exception is if you have moobs that fill anything over a B cup. Back hair is also unexceptable. 5. All female cleavage must first be inspected and approved by a male staff member before its appearance on cam.

Things That Piss Me Off Part 1
I have named this lil piece ," things that piss me off part 1". The reason I chose this name is because, I know this is an ever growing list. On a daily basis I find more and more things that piss me off.so this is part one of an ongoing saga.TV pitch menThe first asshole I would like to aim my anger towards is, JARED You all know him that fat fucker that went on the subway diet and lost his fuckin twin. well I would love to shove about 5 subs down his throat and watch him slowly choke to death.He claims that he ate so many subs that he lost weight, 6 grams or less. well I have news for all of you, unless the 6 grams is cut into fuckin lines, his ass excersized and ate fuckin rice cakes. Now enough about subway boy, my next rant is about another well know but equally hated by me "tv pitchman" You know the guy and i bet you probably hate him as much as i do. DUUUUUUUUDE YOUR GETTING A DELL". WHYYYYYYYYYYY? I will b good i promise. PLEASE DONT MAKE ME USE A DELL.To begin with Dell is qui

I Blog Your Face.
Most of my friends on here know I have a...weird education. I spent most of graduate school synthesizing what I had learned while obtaining my BAs in Anthropology and Religious Studies into a fascination bordering on obsession with the connection between burial practices, artifacts, the historical record and popular culture. As a result, I've written some very interesting studies on the human condition. I thought I'd give a sampling of some of my subject matter. It's good for an lol, if nothing else. Master's Thesis: Anthro: "Venus is a Doll, Mary is a Whore: How Feminine Iconography in the Artifact and Bone Records Has Influenced Modern Popular Conceptions of Woman, Witch, and Goddess" Religious Studies (unfinished): "Pagan Celebrities, the Diabolical Witch, and Burning Stereotypes at the Stake" Graduate School Highlights: " 'Daughters, Use Your Consciousness To Rise Up in the Earth': 19th Century Feminism in Christian Science and the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints."

Muffins
Dear Santa, All I want for Xmas is a man (not boy) who will say sorry, appreciates the small [and big] things I do for him, who dates only me, who'll turn the air on when i'm hot regardless of $3 xtra bill, who'll love my cooking and return the favor, who'll realize how amazing I am & all that me (and family) offers, oh & TALL DARK AND HANDSOME would b perfect. If u can't find that, plenty of booze will hold me over.

Hottie Officers
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Hiring Djs - Apply Now!
WICKED DESIRES IS CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR DJ's!! QUALIFICATIONS -- - EXPERIENCE PREFERRED - WILLING TO WORK AS A TEAM - ALREADY HAS SAMS OR SOMEOTHER DJ EQUIPMENT SET UP - RELIABLE FOR THE DAYS YOU CHOSE.

Velvet Vocano's Team
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On Air Pics For Dj's
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What Do You Like?
Her texts had been teasing all day. Knowing I was stuck in meetings she knew all my weakness's. She started before I could even get through the drive thru for coffee. Thats when I got the first picture... her tongue licking the froth off her cappuccino.

Lets Talk
Hello Fubar World, I wanted to touch base and say hi.I don't get to talk to all of you like I would like too.I woke up this morning with notes of people thinking I ignored them.I keep my computer on most of the time and well sometimes my shoutbox goes so fast I lose conversations.Just pop back up and go hey just in case you lost me here I am,hehe I am truly enjoying my time here,I have met awesome folks.Thank you so much for your kindness. If I don't get a chance to thank you like I should then please know that I do. If there is anything I have done on here that you have not approved of please let me know,in other words lets talk. If it is good let me know and even if it is bad let me know.Post it here,but if you email me please write a quotation in it.There are so many sent that I hate to say this that alot of times I hit mark all as read because they all look like drinks.Are you screaming at me yet. My main reason for writing this is trying to stay in touch with all and say tha

A Reason A Season Or A Lifetime!!!
A Reason, a Season, or a LifetimePeople come into your life for a reason, a season, ora lifetime. When you figure out which one it is, youwill know what to do for each person.When someone is in your life for a REASON . . . It isusually to meet a need you have expressed. They havecome to assist you through a difficulty, to provide youwith guidance and support, to aid you physically,emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like agodsend, and they are! They are there for the reasonyou need them to be.Then, without any wrong doing on your part, or at aninconvenient time, this person will say or do somethingto bring the relationship to an end.Sometimes they die.Sometimes they walk away.Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand.What we must realise is that our need has been met, ourdesire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer yousent up has been answered. And now it is time to move on.When people come into your life for a SEASON . . .Because your turn has come

Boredom
RULE 1: You opened this; you GOTTA take it RULE 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks! LAST PERSON YOU.... [1] Who was the last person you texted? Brad [2] You were in the car with? Sam [3] Went to the mall with? Mark [4] Person you talked on the phone with? Mom [5] You messaged/commented on Fubar? IDK T/F Only answer with True or False Q:Kissed some one on your top friends? True Q: Been searched By Cops? True Q: Been suspended from school? True Q: Sat on a roof top? True Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? True Q: Broken a bone? False Q: Have shaved your head? False Q: Played a prank on someone? True Q: Had/have a gym membership? False Q: Shot a gun? True Q: Donated Blood? True WOULD YOU RATHER: [1] Eat or drink? Eat [2] Be serious or be funny? Funny [3] Go to the beach or mountains? BEACH [4

Video Chat N Or Fulette
How do I use video chat? fubar allows you to video chat one on one with users or play fulette which randomly pairs you with other fulette players. You can opt in or out of the game by clicking on the “fulette” button on the video chat window. Video Chat Set up 1. Connect your webcam to your computer. 2. Make sure your webcam privacy settings are turned on. http://www.fubar.com/profile.php?tab=privacy. 3. Go to your homepage and click on the “Launch Web Control” link and the video chat window should pop up with your webcam controls. You will be prompted to approve your webcam connection. Once you approve, you should see your webcam activate. 4. If you wish to video chat one on one with a user, make sure they have their webcam connected and privacy settings correct. Also, make sure you both have opted out of fulette. Go to their fubar page and look for the “Video Chat” link below their profile photo. Clicking this link will initiate your video ch

How' I'm Feeling Right Now..sux.
"Snuff" - by slipknot.......*****I dunno I just am feeling every word in this song. Why isn't any1 real anymore? Fukin' blows. Tired of dating or talking to guys that just lead me on or just want 1 thing. where are all the "real" guys man. ****

Random Poems
the painfull memory of a damge childhood that haunts me like a nightmare destorying me leaving me helpless and weak can't defend for myself because i'm blinded by the hate that runs through my body like a drug being injected into my vains make me not see thing so clear, everthing is so dark when you are all alone with no one to hold you when you are dying on your back laying in a pool of your own blood and have nothing to show for what you did in your life only the mistake you did and the scares you got from the painfull memorys of your childhood nothing seem to make sense to you your inncote is takin from you at a young age each day you face a new challege of what would life throw at you next when will life take you away with just one breath not know what life will do. life play it's sick joke that will haunt us to the day we die and hope that are mistake will not be repeated life painfull memory show me that life is just a dream on the way to death, if this is my hell then give me de

Hypocrites
why is it that people say one thing and do another! people are who they are and nobody had the right to judge others just because they are different then them. they say " i love you for who you are", they are really saying "i love you as long as you fit in how i want you to be not who you are". why cant people just be who they are not what people want them to be? i am who i am take me or leave me. love me for who i am not who you think i should be.

Activia To Help Your #2
Me and the red headed lady ( i wont name names) have been on the activia 14 day challenge for a while now and I have to admit as mundane as eating yogurt daily is, there is no turning back for me..

Family & Friend List
Starting today I will be changing up my family and friends list,more so the family...Once a week.I am tired of hearing well I went down on the list or woot I went up.Everyone has there own reason for where they put each person.I have my own reason as well.It does not mean I like this one more or that one.I wished as I have said in 2 or 3 blogs now I wished I could put everyone first but I can not.So once a week now I am changing them up.No more discussion on this subject.PERIOD!!! Some act like my 2 year old and if I dont put up with it from him then why would I start with an adult.

Jokes
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up..' Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you! A husband read an article to his wife abou

The End
You were the last I would have ever expected to lie to me and leave me alone. To wonder where you've gone and what you're doing and what I did to deserve this. I don't remember my life without you in it. And I don't remember what its like to not have someone to call and cry to no matter the time. And I don't remember what its like to not have you do the same. I never thought you would forget me. And I never thought that you could be the monster that you've proven to be. And the sad part is. I still miss you. and I have a feeling that I always will. Sometimes I just don't realize how much it hurts to be alive. Its a constant part of every day life. The prick of a finger, a fresh tattoo,

My Words Of Life
u must meet these requirements 1. white 2. male 3. 28-36 yrs of age 4. works 5. loves kids 6. 5-30 miles of me 7. not jealous 8. not controlling 9. not abusive 10. not afraid of commitment 11. has own vehicle 12. not judgemental 13. not married or with someone 14. drug free 15. no felonies on record 16. not childish to their partner 17. wants a real relationship not a fling 18. not too clingy 19. not a drunk 20. not a sex freak if u meet ALL these requirements give me a shout and if u dont, sorry i have my bounderies. My Freedom Of Speech First of all, I'm not writing this to offend any of my current friends. This is a good way to express how I feel about things. I think that our world has gone to crap. Used to our parents could just send us out to play and not have to worry about anything but nowadays kids are not safe outside alone. I'm not prejudice but this world has turned into a mixed race world which is wrong. The jobs used to be alot better and we really h

All My Love - Alphafighter28
I love to write please dont steal my writting!!!! NO MATTER No matter the distance, No matter the time, No matter the long sleepness nights, You wake up to find, No matter what happens, Or how Life reacts, We always have each other as our bestfriend, No Matter what Journeys our life takes us on, We always have each other til 1:30 or dawn, No matter the source, No matter the dreams, No matter what happens, We always have our dreams, We have each other no questions asked, We have everything we could ask for, That will always last!!! How I feel I cant wait to see you, And Wrap you in my arms and hold you tight, I cant wait to hold you all thru the night, I cant wait to gaze at the stars by yourside, While we lay and talk quietly thru the night, I cant wait to hear you wisper, Those words I've longed to hear, I love you more then the breaths, It takes to live one year, You are my soul and my everything, Your all I need and keep you near, You have my heart

Funny Quizzes Nd Crap
1. Put Your MP3 Player on Shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. You must write down the name of the song no matter how silly it sounds! 4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name. 5. Tag at least 10 friends------------------------- What do your friends think of you? Superman Kryptonite - 3 Doors Down [LMFAO go figure] If someone says, "Is this okay?" Clothes Off - Gym Class Heroes [apparently it looks better on my floor? LMAO] How would you describe yourself? Hey Sexy Lady - Shaggy ft Sean Paul [oh yea that's clearly my words *smh*] What do you like in a guy/girl? Lips of an Angel - Hinder [awwwww] How do you feel today? Porno Star - Buckcherry [ROFL OMFG imma pornographic monster on the floor???] What is your life's purpose? (S)aint - Marilyn Manson [LMAO all I need is yoU] What is your motto? Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry [fitting...oh so fitting lmfao] What do you think about very often? Spit It Out - Slip Knot What do you think

Lifes Heavy Burden And The Scars That We Have
In words left unspoken i lay awake In this lifeless solitude of what my world has become I find strength in the bonds that hold me to you I may not say it in so many words But you give me strength of whats to come Courage to fight yet another day I know that it gets better Shades of black and white with hints of grey You bring the fiery passion That is soo hard to escape I find wisdom in each line you write Words coming like crazy at each passing time Moments of silence don't scare me as often Cause in those vast moments are the times i see you best I see you for you and not the scar that you carry A heavy burden on your heart Painted with sorrow and such disillusion I give you hope and a possible conclusion With this I take in my hand so small That i hold your great fate Never in hatred nor in Violence I somehow find Strength in your Silence Black as day black as night I ponder away At loves sight I know in my heart That things are yet to come But I can't se

Life
as a mother I teach my children... You NEVER will ever truly know someone. With each day that passes time changes... With each daily influence people change... With every daily experience characters change... So trust in only ONE wordly being... that being

Poems From The Inner Woman
Kokain3ON EDGE I'LL TAKE AWAY THE PAINMAKE YOU FEEL AT EASE & SANEI'M POISONOUS AT HEART..CALL ME**KOKAIN3**TROUBLES CEASE TO EXIST WHEN I'M AROUNDYOU FEEL LIKE FLYING UNTIL YOU'VE COME DOWNI'LL HAVE YOU IN MY CONTROL ASK JOHN DOEMY ATTRACTION IS VENOMOUS YOU'LL YEARN FOR MO'**INFAMOUS KOKAIN3**COME TRY ME I FAITHFULLY PROMISE I GOT THAT HOOKTASTING ME TIL THE LAST DROP FOR ME YOU'LL LOOKMY POTION IS SPITEFUL I'LL TAKE ALL FEARS AWAYUNTIL I GOT YOUR SOUL..WITH ME YOU'LL STAYI'M YOUR FRIEND WITH MANY PLANS FOR YOUSNIFF..SMOKE..SHOOT..COME TO ME AND SAY I DOTIME TO COME HOME TO A DELIGHTFUL EUPHORIA I'VE GOT IN STOREI'LL HAVE YOU ON BENDED KNEE WORSHIPING & ACHING FOR MOREI'VE GOT YOU WHERE I WANT YOU SO LET'S CONTINUE THIS GAME THAT I PLAYSELLING ALL YOUR POSSESSIONS UNTIL YOU'VE GOT A DOSE OF MY NECTAR FOR THE DAYI WON'T HURT YOU MY FRIEND I WANT YOU TO WANT ME MORE AND MOREA KNOWN REPUTATION OF GETTING YOU SPRUNG..IT'S I (KOKAIN3)THAT YOU ADOREONE..TWO..KOKAIN3'S COMING FOR YOUTHREE..

New Level Up Requirements
I just found out to level up to level 20, I have to jump up and down on a 3/4s inflated WNBA game ball used in a LA Sparks playoff game (any LA Sparks playoff game will do) in a pattern including a 3 to 1 ratio of left footed jumps to right footed jumps while juggling a running chain saw, a half eaten marshmallow peep (pink, not yellow), and a

Dumb Asses In My Sb
Ok I have these rules that some think to not EVEN consider b/c they are just plain stupid. Then there are the ones that are young AND stupid.....People say age is just a # but when you come across the young that are just omfg are you kidding me?... age really does matter lol. Well I just had the pleasure of coming into contact with one of the omfg are you kidding me kind........heres the SB convo.... Michael: are you single 11:42am To

Being Single Doesn't Mean No One Wants You...it Means You Don't Want Just Anyone!
Before you wanna be an asshole with your girl, Think about this... While your ignoring her , another guy is giving her attention . While your giving her problems , another guy is listening ..While your to busy for her, another guy is making time for her. While your making her cry, another guy is trying to make her smile again, When your not sure if you want her, Another guy already has that figured out.. SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT MEN says,I'm not trouble I'm just a challenge to handle. Yes I'm single and any guy who wants to change that is going to have to be pretty damn amazing! Single, doesn't mean that you know nothing bout love. Fact, being solo is wiser than being in a wrong relationship.is still very much single!So is now taking applications if you think your suitable for the position apply here the pay is terrible but the benefits r great...

******blowjobs******
-SEX: can't get enough of it, and for you married men/woman who bitch and complain and constantly accuse your man/woman of cheating and you hardly ever have sex anymore... Somebody once said.. "What you don't do for your man/woman in bed somebody else will" So turn your freak on.. Here is an idea.-Because for me,if you truly don't let go of your center and only do it because it's what he wants, you'll always "suck" at it.. You have to want it, and it will turn you on like you have never known. Try fucking yourself while giving head.-C'mon, girls naturally it should just make you feel dirty when on your knees.. How can you not want to get naughtier?-GIVING HEAD:Recommendations:1. Spit on it..gag on it.. (OMG they will love you)!2. Talk dirty to it, and during it!3. Don't ever be afraid of it! Look up at him!4. Call out your name while you're cummingg...(that's a favorite, JK)5. Always, Always, learn from your mistakes (keep trying)6. Yes they do like being fingered too.. (don't let em l

I Love The Way
I love the way you touch meso soft and sensuously.It makes me tingle all over. I love the way you kiss me.It starts a fire deep down inside of meand makes me yearn for you even more. I love the way you look at me.It makes me feel beautiful and treasured.Most of all I love the way you love me. When you walk in my whole day gets better.And even when you’re not with meyou’re in my thoughts always. It doesn’t matter what we don’t have or what we do have.The most important thing is we have each otherand no one can take that away. I am the luckiest woman in the worldand I don’t need or want anythingbut you beside me loving me to the end of our days

Info For My Friends
Most of you know that I have MS. I have had it for 14yrs. I am leaving on Fri to go to California to get a new procedure done.It is not available in Canada. I will be back on the 27th of March. and will try If I am able to leave a stat letting you know how I make out...Any questions just ask me:) HUGS

Default Pic Contest--win A Boomy
DJ HARD DRIVE IS HOSTING A CONTEST FOR A BOOMERANG! IF YOU WANT TO PARTICIPATE ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS MAKE ME A PICTURE OUT OF ONE OF MY PICTURES OF MYSELF AND THAT'S IT! WHATEVER IT IS YOU WANT TO USE TO MAKE IT IS UP TO YOU, PHOTOSHOP, IMIKIMI, FLASH, AS LONG AS YOU CAN UPLOAD IT TO FUBAR ALBUMS. THEY WILL BE CHOSEN UPON WHO GETS THE MOST RATES! IF YOU ARE INTERESTED PLEASE HIT UP DJ HARD DRIVE FOR MORE INFORMATION! DJ HARD DRIVE COMPUTER ASSASSIN C51sUSB@ fubar

Morons And Other Critters
OH, just fuck off! Do you block the perverts, or the total assholes who name call also? You notice how the press cares about celebrities, any other karaoke singer who dropped dead of an overdose would have been overlooked!

Decadent And Depraved In Oklahoma City
Have you ever delved into yourself to find out what makes you, you? What I’m talkingabout are the little things, those tiny idiosyncrasies that you do all by yourself, or whenyou think no one is watching. I went to the napkin because the receipt was pissing me off.What sadistic bastard would play this song ever ( 15 by Taylor Swift). You know a lot ofpeople would think sitting in a bar by yourself is depressing even sad, this is incorrect,sitting at a bar by yourself warrants a glimpse into your fellow bar patron’s soul. Boozelowers inhibitions, and with these new lowered inhibitions people say things, do things,and act a certain way that’s a glimpse into the true person in which you are observing. Donot be afraid of what you see, just make your decisions the way you choose because withomnipotence comes the ability to plan for everything all at once, you cannot do this, don’ttry. Just remember that a man much wiser than myself once said “to thy self be tru

Little Bit Of Everything =)
Here is the scenario... You have a friend that you are in love with, but you are afraid to reveal your feelings. You've felt this way for about a year or so and no matter how much the two of you hang out, watch movies, even cook you keep your feelings to yourself. He (or in some cases she) decided to take it to the next level and the two of you have an AMAZING sex session. Now, you really don't want to say anything. You don't want them to think or feel that it was because of the sex. So to help my family member out of this situation...what would you do? Would you tell them how you felt or keep it to yourself.

Dream Lover
I feel you near me when I close my eyes.Your touch upon me when I close my eyes.Who are you? Where are you?The way your hand brushes my cheek.And still I wonder and I seek.Who are you? Where are you?Your lips press to mine, so warm and sweet.But still to find you’s an amazing feat.Who are you? Where are you?Are you a dream I long to see?Or is it your voice saying “Wait for me.”Who are you? Where are you?Will this feeling fade with time?Or is this love real and divine.Who are you? Where are you?Are you imagined or are you real?Could I imagine this feeling I feel?Who are you? Where are you?So often have I dreamed of you.Could all those dreams just not come true?Who are you? Where are you?Would I get over you if I could?Would I want to? I know I should.Who are you? Where are you?I stand here thinking “Should I wait or should I go”And though I wonder I still don’t knowWho you are. Or if you’ll come

Mom
"Letters For Mom" @ Growing up he had no clue, What the future held, And what he would do. The only one to stand by his side, Even wiped his face when he cried. Mommie is what she went by, She watched him grow as time passed by. He grew from a boy to a man, Takin on a task that most wouldn't understand. She has to let go of her young boy, Because he wants to go play with his guns and toys. He leaves with his bags packed, She always has a home for him to come back. He's entering a stage in his life most unknown, But courage and honor he's willfully shown. A moment comes when he has to be strong, Mom at home praying nothing will go wrong. People screamin and shouting in the middle of this fuss, A friend finds him amidst the dust. Wounded he begings to think, "Is it my turn?" At home she thinks, "Is he ever to return?" Two hearts seperated by oceans, In the middle of all this comotion. A hero returning home escorted by cops, But never thought he, Would retur

To The Bug That Crushed The Possum Repost Plz To Keep Going
To the bug that crushed the possum: Am writing to a certain person here on this site and if u know my story and know me well then u will know of whom I speak of but I want to thank her for leavening me when I was at my worst and need you to stand my me the most I also want to thank her for taking all my belongings and lied to me at the same time I hope u are happy with the hypocrites u have in your family and livening the the dead beat town u live in for u and I both know u are not going to do anything with your life besides being a hypercondact and play with peoples heart I was I would also like to thank whoever it was in your family that made the account on collarme .com for I can’t remove it for I don’t have the account password and would ask that you find out who put it there and remove it asap would like that very much (for we all know your mom did not like me much) u hope u have fun without me in your life and I hope u find lots of carpets to munch on because apparently the

The Truth
it is so hard to stop i wish i could quit tell these lies enough times and maybe you will believe it you do it to yourself and we are left wondering why and then watch a decline that leaves us too frustrated and unable to cry be it powders pills bottles or tobaccos butt end i am tired of drugs killing my friends

It All
We should place the elderly in prisons. They will get a shower a day, video surveillance in case of problems, three meals a day, access to a library, computer, TV, gym, doctors on-site, free medication if needed. Put criminals in nursing homes. They have cold meals, lights off at 7pm, two showers a week, live in a smaller room and pay extortionate rent a month!!! It's pretty sad that we treat prisoners better than the elderly.... copy and paste if you agree

Just Some Writing
window panes come crashing down admist the tears of pain, vanishing hopes are gone and flew away up above through the twilight, shadows cast across the floor, reflections of the past, trembling thoughts of one dwelling deep within the soul, a mystical sense of reality, all in bewilderment, of the shock in the wave, creatures of the dimness chattering amongst the green, everything slows in stillness what is this we see? a twinkling light shines bright in front of us, gives us new hope of what's to come and what has past, but it does not stop there, we keep wondering of what else we are going to find, we search high and low, looking for the one thing that we crave, we sit and wonder how long it will take to find, the rest of what we have already found, and yet sometimes that is stiill not enough for us,

Frustrations
Nobody is really happy, and when society finally learns that true happiness is nothing but an illusion and hardship is a part of life that has to come along then every self help author and all therapists will finally know that THEY ARE WORTHLESS!! No wait, they Worth Defacit Disorder. Almost every female I have met in my entire life has screwed me over one way or another and I am finally to the point of which D.T.A.(Don't trust anybody) is a lifestyle to which society is going to have to grow accustom to in order to get on with their lives and just move on. Pain is pain and it is so by no other definition, pain can be a form of suffering, it is also a form of growing so that when they hit a painful bump in the road they can simply take a breath and move on. I hide all my pain in jokes, and sarcasim, it is the only way I know how to express my pain. I am sick to death of the fact that I am constantly mistreated,run over, kicked to the curb all because of the fact that they find it hard

Our Fallen Soldiers
THESE ARE THE REAL PEOPLE THAT NEED TO BE REMEMBERED Army Pfc. James A. Waters Died July 1, 2011 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 21, of Cloverdale, Ind.; assigned to 1st Battalion, 32nd Infantry Regiment, 3rd Brigade Combat Team, 10th Mountain Division, Fort Drum, N.Y.; died July 1 in Kandahar province, Afghanistan, of wounds suffered when insurgents attacked his unit using an improvised explosive device.

You....
As I sit and wonder How did my life get here Then I realize there's a pattern of jumping blindly with no fear Why do I keep doing this I should have learned by now I've got to make a drastic change But I don't know if I know how So many years of screwing up Has really taken its toll All my life on self destruct I've got to get this under control So messed up, don't know where to start Too old to keep up this life This cold reality is tearing me apart Gotta get my life going straight For my kids sake and for mine Sad to look back through and see So many years of wasted time To spend timeless moments with you, Wishing that each would last for eternity; To speak by just the mere touch of your fingertips, To gaze into your eyes and see my whole life in each delicate sparkle. To know the feelings of complete lonliness whe we are apart, but to overcome it knowing the love I have for you in my heart. To want for nothing, for you are all my needs and desires; to lie

Firefighter
A firefighter is being yelled at for taking too long to get there, while trying desperately to save the life of a total stranger, starving because they missed their last meal, tired because the alarm sounded just as they closed their eyes and it's now four in the morning and is missing their family while taking care of yours. Re-post if you... are a firefighter, love a firefighter, or appreciate a firefighter.

Angel In Tattered Wings
My angel in tattered wings still draws my attention like no other...Still I feel her haunted embrace..Enveloped in passions beyond my power to express..Yet do they command my affection that I might tarry there forever...For without their presence I am incomplete

Chutes 'n Ladders
I don't care for the rating game on here. I don't care how many likes I get in a day. I am here to have fun, blow off some steam, meat new people. I am not here to find the man of my dreams, cause I am certain he isn't going to be found on a website that is full of cheaters, scammers, liars and idiots with the few and far in between that may be the good gems. Those ones I find get into my family until they prove themselves stupid.

Post Reality Delusions
In deepest hollow of our minds A system failure left behind And their necks crane As they turn to pray for rain And their necks crane Dull residue of what once was A shattered cloud of swirling doves And their eyes change As they learn to see through flames And their necks crane As they turn to pray for rain And their eyes change As they learn to see through flames And their necks crane As they turn to pray for rain Drops on rocks fall fast and fleeting Hearts and wings commence to beating Woods unseen with all believing Vision walls fall all receding Vision walls fall all receding Drops on rocks come fast and fleeting Rhythm laws unleash their meaning Usher us into the dreaming Vision walls fall all receding Hearts and wings commence to beating All unending all completing Vision walls fall fast and fleeting Vision walls fall all revealing Vision walls fall all revealing In deepest hollow of our minds A system failure left behind Dull residue of what once was A shattered cloud of swirl

Simply Nothing
we are looking for something that has already found us we see nothing but death all round us when a candle burns at both ends how can you ever say you will be free again no were to excape no way to tell what real or fake this whole life must be a mistake were in madness is it ever said that we shell follow the dead when is it enough enough of the shit that makes us give up were in life is it ever writen that a man that a man can not speek his mind without being stricken stricken down like a dog and left to rot in the dence fog in time you will see the life that is mine no more happy no more free i have killed all thats true inside of me for you

Random Scary Shit (true Too)
The Legend:Everyone knows the feeling. You're alone in your house when you get the unmistakable sense that you're being watched. It's like you can feel another human presence in the house with you, even though you know you locked the doors and windows. This spooky trick of the mind is probably why so many of our ghost stories are about someone being inside our house. There's the call that was coming from inside the house, the killer who hides under your bed, the guy who wakes up to find a note taped to his forehead. Even the monsters living in our closet. But those fears are irrational, right?The Truth:A 57-year-old man living by himself in Japan began to notice small things amiss in his house -- objects wouldn't be where he'd left them. Food would disappear that he swore he didn't remember eating. He'd wake up to strange sounds in the middle of the night, but every time he'd go and check them out, the door would be locked, the windows tightly shut. Nobody was there.Was he losing his m

Need Sexy Web Cam People Come To The Lounge Bring It!!!
HOLY FUCK I WAS FADED LASTNIGHT (-WITH MY BROTHER AND COUSIN) WHAT I REMEMBER: *MY BRO MADE ADEAL GREEN FOR A KISS SHE WLD NEVR 4GET *CLIMBD A WOODEN FENCE GOT BATTLE WOUNDS (IT WON) *WALKED FOR THE GREEN *SEEN AND TALKED TO A CRACKHEAD (MY COUSINS FAULT SAID: "HEY LEMME HOLLA ACT CHU PLAYA" ) *CAME SKIPPING LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL ON REDBULL *ALOT OF REDBULL *WROTE MY NAME ON A BENCH... WITH A FORK :D *GOT STOOD UP *STAGGERED BACK HOME *ATTEMPTED ROBBERY *FAILED *SAID FUCK CLIMBING FENCE SO KICKED IT IN *WATCH PPL WHO BROADCASTED *BORING *SO I BROADCASTED HADA BLAST BUT WA

Jibba Jabba
Word Translations I came across something on Facebook that elaborated on specific words or phrases women often use when pissed off at men. And it explained what we REALLY mean when we use some of these expressions. So, I am going to elaborate. When a woman says, "it's fine"

True Colors
JUST A SHOUT OUT TO SOME OF YOU ON HERE I DO TRY MY HARDEST TO SHOW YOU LOVE ON HERE BUT I WOULD LIKE THE RESPECT BACK IF I AM COMING TO YOUR PAGE AND RATING YOU AND LIKING YOU AND COMMENTING PLEASE DONT JUST PUSH THE REPLY AND GIVE ME A COMMENT BACK AND NOT RATE OR LIKE ME I THINK IT IS VERY DISRESPECTFUL AND DONT EVEN BOTHER TO COME IF YOU ARE GOING TO DO THAT AND ALSO JUST LEAVING A STATUS COMMENT WITHOUT GIVING THE LOVE BACK IS BULLSHIT SORRY I AM VENTING BUT IT IS TOTALLY DISRESPECTFUL WHAT YOU PEOPLE ARE DOING AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!!!!

Flockofsynopsis
"Three passions have governed my life:the longings for love, the search for knowledge,and unbearable pity for the suffering of mankind.Love brings ecstasy and relieves loneliness.In the union of love I have seen,in a mystic miniature, the prefiguring visionof the heavens that saints and poets have imagined.With equal passion I have sought knowledge.I have wished to understand the hearts of man.I have wished to know why the stars shine.Love and knowledge led upwards to the heavens,but always pity brought me back to earth;cries of pain reverberated in my heartof children in famine, of victims torturedand of old people left helpless.I long to alleviate the evil, but I cannot,and I too suffer.This has been my life; I found it worth living."-Bertrand Russell "For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.

Kinky Story ♥
I was admiring myself in the mirror.. Just standing there wearing a see through jet black lacy lingere gown.... Touching myself running my hands all over my body..... and You walked over to me.. Slowly with nothing on........ At this point you were behind me running your fingers through my hair gently.... You lean in closer and I can feel you

Jokes
A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car. The guy asks if she would like to go in the backseat."No!" yells the blonde.Things get even hotter, and the guy asks again. "For the last time, no!" says the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asks, "Well, why the hell not?"The blonde says, "Because I wanna stay up here with you!" A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and fumble for his keys for five minutes. When he finally gets in, it takes him another five minutes to get the key in the ignition. Meanwhile, everybody else leaves the bar and drives off. When he finally pulls away, the cop is waiting for him, pulls him over, and gives him a Breathalyzer test. The test shows he has a blood alcohol level of 0.0. The cop says, 'How is this possible?' The guy says,'Tonight I'm the designated decoy.' A man is told on Friday by his doctor that by 3am Monday morning, he will be dead. The man

Won't Be Around As Much...
I recently retired, and am in the process of moving which means I won't have a whole lot of time to mess with fubar in the forseeable future. That's cool cause once you get to the upper levels (and I'm at 50), the only way to level further is to buy a shitload of bling and spend all day and all night on this site. I won't have a whole lot of either money or time to drop on this place, so...

Car Troubles
It was a Thursday evening and I had a list of errands torun on Friday morning so I had to get the car oil changed and new tires put onas I got to the repair shop I realized I had forgotten my credit card andcouldn’t run home to get it or I would miss my appointment and would have towait which was something I didn’t want to do as me and my husband were about togo on a romantic getaway this coming weekend since I’m one of the lastappointments I decide I’ll try and seduce the mechanic for the cost of what Ineed as he’s finishing with my truck I look around and realize it’s just us Ilet my hair out of the clip lift my skirt just a little to show off my ass andfix my shirt as I walk up to my truck and he’s just getting done lowering it tothe ground we walk over to the office to talk about the bill I walk in front sohe can get a good view of my ass when we get inside he sits at his desk andstarts saying it’s gonna cost me $500 I walk up behind

Did You Know?
When When did it happen? I surely do not know. When did I know? The moment they spoke your name. When did I hear your name? in every corner with but a whisper When did they start to whisper? The moment you turned to another When did you go to another? the time I trusted you When did they fall for you? Long before I knew Did you know?

Just For Fun....
What is your favorite Primary song? oh goodness i have so many i wouldnt even know where to begin! i guess just look at my song list on my profile and see for urself what music i like haha...What was your favorite subject in school? ART! haha.. What is your favorite flavor of jelly beans? eww... jelly beans... gross... those are made out of insects and stuff eww!Which flavor of ice-cream do you prefer? Cookies n' Creme Always!What do you think is your very best feature or characteristic? i am very patient.What is your strongest talent? to see past the painDo you play a musical instrument, if so which one(s)? hammer dulcimer and the piano :)What do you usually do when you have leisure time on your hands? depends on the day...What is your favorite season and why? Fall and Winter... i love fall with all the trees changing colors, Halloween and Thanksgiving and the nip in the air knowing winter is coming... and i love winter because of the pretty snow so i can cuddle up in front of the fir

My 2 Cents
WELL IT SEEMS EVERYONE IS BLOGGING ABOUT IT SO I THOUGHT I WOULD TOO.......I'VE BEEN ON FU ALMOST 2 YEARS (STILL CONSIDER MYSELF A BIT OF A NOOB) AND MY HOW THE GAME HAS CHANGED...I HAVE SPENT A LOT OF CASH RUNNING BLING IN THAT TIME AND I STILL DO.FAMPING 2 OR 3 TIMES A WEEK AND RUNNING OTHER BLING FOR POINTS WHEN BONUSES ARE GOOD.I HAVE PEOPLE IN MY FAM THAT ARE FRIENDS THAT NEVER RUN AND I HAVE PEOPLE IN MY FAM THAT RUN ALOT.

Day Of Thoughts
As the sun goes down and Sir gets ready to come in for the night, he gets a second wind. Sir yells up to the house to come down to thebarn to help him for a minute. Sub goes running down to the barn in her tank top, shorts nothing else..... Sir watches his sub as she runs towards the barn, watching his tits bounce up and down with every step. Sir could not help but want to touch his tits now. Sub gets to the barn, "Yes Sir how can I help you?" Sir smiles at his sub and takes her by the nipples and walks her to the middle of the barn and then he undresses her, starting with her shorts, as the fall to the barn floor and he smacks her ass. Then Sir slides his hands up under her tank top and slides it off, as he does he reveals his tits, with nice erect nipples waiting for him.

Inspiring Reads ( God Hears Us & And Knows What We Need )
People we need and have to have love...Gay marriage? Lets look at what marriage means according to Websters...which was a former of our constitution... the relationship that exists between a husband and a wife : a similar relationship between people of the same sex : a ceremony in which two people are married to each other... It isnt my place or yours to place judgment on this!...or anyone looking for True Love...Love is Love...People today we have a lot more pressing issues than judging this or anyone! In our own country we allow so much more...addiction,homless,hunger,children being wronged...Our govermenment was formed by the people for the people...where are we then? Goverenmement passes a law we dont agree with and we stay silent??? It is our obligation to voice what we believe but we dont. We as Americans allow so much because we dont want to get involved or we dont have time{lol}...As we consider Gay/Lesbian marriage can we forget that our so called schools are now war zones

Polishing Bling
I don't know about everyone else but I polish bling for the points because I can't afford to buy things all the time and I don't have men buying them for me. Well the powers to be have been cutting the polishing off after I get so many points which to me isn't fair because I work my my fingers off getting those points but someone doesn't want me making all those points and being on the front page, just my thoughts.

Appreciation
This past week as I was running for Top Ten...(which is a sucky requirement to do and almost impossible) I was amazed by all the people who was willing to help.. Want to thank all the ones who added me to there famp runs.. This was the first time I actually got help outside the family like this.

About My Nsfw
I'm sorry if you are gay or bi don't ask to be my friend. I don't swing that way. I am not gay or curious. Find other guys who are willing to show you anything. Hell I don't even beg women to look. Women look if they want too. Okay I'm trying to be nice about this please if you are a gay or bisexual man you know that I'm not interested not interested in being your friend and the ones that are my friends have my facebook because they are respectable and they quit asking to look at those photos I don't swing that way I'm not interested so please stop asking there are plenty of guys on here that are willing to show their junk to other guys I'm just not one of them I like women have always liked women so quit trying to bother me if you truly want to be my friend and you're that way just be glad that we can fan each other because that's all you're going to get. Thank you for your time Why is it that you give guys on here a chance to be your friend and they go right to your not safe for work

Have To Go Away For A While
Several months ago I was in a very bad car accident. Since then I have been having problems with my neck and head, and just found out I have to have brain surgery. This is something very serious and must be taken care of, and this will be done by the end of the week. So of course that means I won't be on Fubar for a while. Just want to say thank you guys for all the love and kind words. That really means a lot to me. I promise I will be back. Take care. :) I'm back. Healthy and feeling much better. Still recovering but I will get where I need to be. :)

Thanks
Hiyas fu its your favorite PhYnE Princess DaYuM...... Today was rather stressful I had haters attacking me ...I know they want to be me but impossible! To much of a good thing and all that *flipz Hair* Fu Life was fairly busy today I had to first wake up and give out my daily rates which seem endless and challenging I have no idea why I should have to rate people they should just flock to my page! I decided to give my points to someone less fortunate and not nearly as wonderful as myself I think it was successful....... I ran 2 bombs today and OH the bomb beggars HELLO....get a grip people you should feel blessed if I grace your page with my presence let alone if I, out of the goodness of my heart, decide to bomb you should certainly be a lil more loving towards me after all it takes an effort to click my mouse over to the bartab a little gratitude would go along way!!! Later in the day I had to gossip with one of my bff's Tann sometimes I have to buy her love with bling but its so w

Random Writings
Why do i tear myself apart? Forgoing happiness, Ignoring my heart. Foolish pride steering a foolish mind, Forcing me to leave logic behind. Thoughts of suffering and thoughts of fear blur into one another, My thoughts are unclear. Through a haze of confusion I sit and cry, Wishing I'd let those thoughts slip by. By paying them no attention, Paying them no heed, I wouldn't have perpetrated that foolish deed. Now I'm left alone with my anguish and pain, Until a small ray of light can be glimpsed once again. You.....You are a memory, a mental reflection of what once wasan image in the psyche of a face, the sound of a voicei hear no words, i don't need to, i've heard them beforethe long conversations into the night, about hopes, fears,the past and the futurethe hopes that never came real, the future that no longer existsa different future will come truea different future for me to the future that becomes real for youI have a hope for the future, one just for youthat your fears will re

Love And Pain
here it is .. in a few weeks ill be 2 years since my x r/l wife left me for someone from this site ..that was 10 years of my life 8 of them spent married to her ..it still hurts on how could someone do something like this ...so im a little mody latly im sorry .. but when you have a kid n wake up looking for him n remember he doesnt live with you any more its hard to go back to bed .. so many night i cry .. not cause of not haven her but cause i dont have my son with me all the time any more .. its a very hard and pain ful thing ... wel i needed to vent some .. thank you all who read this ..

Auction Timeee Let Me Be Ur Valentine!!!
Be a part of Fu Owned Auction #5 EVEN IF YOU DONT WANT TO BID!! PLEASE CLICK A PIC AND RATE HER AUCTION PIC!! COME BID ON SEXY JLYNN THE PIC SHOWS WHAT SHES OFFERING ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK! AND MAKE YOUR BID! EVEN IF YOU DONT WANT TO BID JUST TAKE A SECOND TO RATE HER PIC!

Home
Ok so I have type 1 diabetes. I have to give myself 4 shots of insulin a day. My blood sugar when I woke up in the ICU was 1053. Let your head wrap around that. So I am a lot better, still have to get my levels in sync. I am trying to be a good boy but giving up sugar is hard lol. I know they have sugar free goodies and some of them taste pretty good. Anyone who has something positive to say besides watch what I eat and drink post away :) Ok so

The 2 Worst Days Of My Life...
WELL I WILL START OFF BY FIRST SAYIN TY EVERY1 FOR UR PRAYERS! MANY OF U HAVE ASKED WHUT HAPPENED TO MY DAUGHTA...SO INSTEAD OF TYPING IT OUT TO INDIVIDUALS ILL SAY IT HERE. THURSDAY MORNING MY DAUGHTA ASKED ME CUD SHE GO TO A FRIENDS HOUSE FOR A CPL HRS I IN RETURN SAID YES...BE HOME AT 4, SHE LEFT AT NOON. WELL SHE NEVER MADE IT TO HER FRIENDS HOUSE :( AS SHE WAS WALKIN UP THE ROAD A 20 YR OLD MAN APPROACHED HER AND STARTED TALKIN TO HER AND CONVINCED HER IT WAS OK FOR HER TO COME BACK TO HIS AUNTS HOUSE (which the aunt was not at home) DURIN THE TIME SHE WAS THERE SHE ATTEMPTED TO LEAVE SEVERAL TIMES AND HE WUD NOT ALLOW HER TO LEAVE...SHE WAS GONE ALL THURSDAY AND THURSDAY NITE. TODAY (friday) WHEN THE AUNT ARRIVED HOME SHE FOUND MY 13 YR OLD DAUGHTA THERE AND HEARD HER CRYIN...THE AUNT THEN WENT UPSTAIRS AND JUST FROM LOOKIN AT MY CHILD

My Bombing
I wanted to explain how I have been bombing. I have tried to help as much as I can anybody that wants to be bombed. I always bomb my family first. I am going to start bombing people who have a auto or bomb going and those who rate my pictures.

Passion
I find myself walking in the woods where the cloud bank is thick & there are lush green trees all around me. Then i see him in the distance everything about him lures me to him as I approach him my eyes meet his pale blue eyes. The milky white skin of his hand reaches out to me instinctively and gently caresses my face. My eyes close from the softness and warmth of his touch upon me,I feel my heart beat with in me and my body quivers with anticapation of his next move the euphoric feeling that overwhelms me is almost to much for me to bear.Then he leaned into me and i can feel the warmth of his breath next to my lips. As my breathing intensifies I feel his lips softly touch mine,I can't move and give into him. As we taste each other the passion takes over and consumes us to the point that I no longer see anything around us now but becomng one with each other. His strenght is evident but he restraines himself,my body longs for him and desires his touch. I now have become apart his world

My Broadcasts
I broadcast my friend and I having fun watching tv and smoking. She will not flash and I do not flash with her in the room. Dont be rude. Say please. We will zone out and I may forget about the cam and laptop althogether. I am sorry but this is just what happens lol.

A Safe Test
I'm a bit bored... Whoever sends/posts me the coolest froggy with wings picture...will receive a five credit bling of your choice... post them in this blog or send them pm you have until 6pm mountain time 2-2-09 ♥ Postal A few people have asked me why peace and I got a fu divorce.

Food For Thought
Make me fly, make me soar, Make me sit with the angels At Heaven’s door Make me dance naked on the moon Make me embrace all the stars But in doing all this Make me yours Make me want, make me need, Make me abandon my pride, Make me plead Make me cavort with the devil Make me reside at his door But in doing all this Make me yours Make me weep, make me irate, Make me acknowledge your power Make me hate Make me curse all my weaknesses Make me despise all my flaws But in doing all this Make me yours Make me silent, make me speak, Make me relinquish my soul Make me weak Make me befriend all my demons Make me succumb to their claws But in doing all this Make me yours

Jak's Price List
Lately I've seen a lot of status messages asking for VIP, Cherry Bomb (both bling and to be bombed), Auto 11, bling packs, tickers, and blasts. Now JAK isn't a millionaire, but on occasion does have some funding to do certain things. No one will ever get a Happy Hour from JAK until he hosts his own first (then maybe there might be a chance...slim..but still a chance). If you come to me be prepared that what I may ask of you that you might not want to do. Not everything is bad (but there are moments). I will not give in just to make you happy (constant begging will irritate me to the point where I will remove friendship/fan and if it continues BLOCK). Should this bother you, DON'T ASK or get offended. If you want to remove me let me know so i wont bother you. Also, it would be appreciated if you could at least rate some pics too. thanks for reading this, John "JAK" JAK is gonna use this blog to help those who are trying to buy a pimpout/shitface/buzzkill...and those who are se

***missing Person**please Help
Please read this blog and comment ..repost..share...get the word out.. Im looking for my ex husband...missing for two days now... His name is Daniel and he is hispanic..5'10...and 28 yrs old ..He is bi-polar and schitzophrenic and needs his medication. He was last seen on a greyhound bus heading to California ...he got off the bus in Glendale Arizona where he got off the bus to smoke...his bag made it to California..he did not.. Officials will not start looking for him until Monday...it is imperative that we find him!

The Disease No One Is Talking About
A Basic Diet for Hepatitisby Ramona L. Jones, C.N.C.From Nature's ResponseFoods to AVOID Animal products - Animal products should be avoided for several reasons. First of all when you consume animal products you consume what that particular animal has consumed. If it was fed with grains that have been chemically sprayed you also are eating those chemicals. Then there are the injections, growth hormones, antibiotics, steroids, etc. If the product is in the form of meat, then you have just added stress to the digestive process, stressing the liver, gall bladder, pancreas. Meat is one of the hardest foods to digest. It can sit in the stomach for 5-7 days and ferment, causing flu like symptoms, gas, bloating, and even more stress. Caffeine, including colas, chocolate, coffee, some teas, OTC meds. A good substitute for coffee is Raja's Cup, an antioxidant herbal tea. Caffeine of course is a stimulant. Stimulating the liver can cause stress to the liver. If you are in the habit of drinking c

Bad Cyber 1 Through 4
BennyDiablo: HELLS YEAH...i wanan be a blonde... kinda look like brad pitts brother qwazimoto pitt...hes lesser known BennyDiablo: < purrs BennyDiablo: AHHHHHHH CHOOOOO BennyDiablo: OH SHIT IM SORRY LET ME CLEAN THAT OFF OF YOU BennyDiablo: umm..im gonna use the blouse i ripped okay? Pants on fire: sigh, are you fucking with me? BennyDiablo: no, i swear i was just trying to make it realistic Pants on fire: ok Pants on fire: im pulling your sweat pants down and im rubbing your bulge BennyDiablo: < screams likea woman...DAMN YOUR HANDS ARE COLD...(thats gonna cause some shrinkage) Pants on fire: im lifting my miniskirt and taking off my panties BennyDiablo: BERMP CHICKA WAH WAH Pants on fire: cute BennyDiablo: okay, im licking your....SHIT!!! Pants on fire: WHAT? BennyDiablo: i gota hair stuck in my throat Pants on fire: huh? BennyDiablo: great now im fuckin choking BennyDiablo: YOU DONT FUCKIN SHAVE? BennyDiablo: i need some water

Just Me
To grow up is to understand the difference between lust and love. To comprehend the fact that just because you may love something with your whole heart that things change, people change, and happy endings aren't always a guarantee. To grow up is to accept that life is full of surprises and shocks and to learn to roll with things as they come. To grow up is to know that if you fight against life, life itself WILL always fight back. The people you love the most will hurt you the worst and the people you don't expect it from will surprise you a time or two. To grow up is to lose a part of the whimsical mystery that life once held and to embrace the more practical aspects of day to day life. To successfully grow up, a person realizes they can grow up to be a practical adult, yet still stare at the stars and dream of touching them one day. This time of year...crazy. Yeah I know everyone says it but it's beyond true. We all have so much on our minds some tend to forget the things that really

Clutch's Blog
i friggin love it lmao! The Beta-Male ManifestoBy Christopher MooreFrom the first time we see the silver-back Elmo pounding his chest on Sesame Street, to the time that some silver-haired creep swipes our green Jell-O at the geriatric center luncheon, we are confronted with the commanding creature known in nature as the Alpha Male. And while we all accept that the limelight will always fall on the politicians, professional athletes, CEOs, and other Alpha males for whom leadership seems to come as naturally as handcuffs and perp walks, it is another breed of male, a lower-key, less-dominant variety, that actually directs human existence. The world may be lead by Alpha Males, but the machinery of the world turns on the bearings of the Beta MaleThe Beta Male in the Natural WorldA good example of the Alpha-Beta difference in the animal kingdom occurs among elephant seals. The elephant seal, a Toyota-sized species of pinneped, is so named for the male animal's prominent, trunk-like probosci

Happy Thanksgiving My Angels
SEXUPURPROFILE.COM Hello My Angels, just wanted to take a few minutes to wish you all a wonderful thanksgiving and let you know I am doing ok, I don't get on here much anymore but I want you all to know that I appreciate all the love and support you have shown me through all of this and I will cherish our friendships always, I know there has been times when I should have been a better friend to some of you and I am sorry from the bottom of my heart if my actions has hurt anyone. I wish only the best in life for each of you and I will do everything in my power to be there for you if you ever need a true friend. HAPPY THANKSGIVING & KNOW I'M HERE IF YOU NEED ME. David A/K/A Drkangel6(*_*)

Brithday Love
Every once in awhile there is a day when too many people have birthdays and i can't fit them in my status. I wanna wish these people a very Happy Birthday. I hope their day is a special one. Process This Process this!@ fubar Mistress Of Wolves Mistress of Wolves Art Sanctuary™@ fubar MzChelle ♥MzChelle~Fu Angel~ Owner of Fu Daddy~BooBoos Master~Pegasus Project Council@ fubar ~Special K~ ~Special K~@ fubar

If I Was A Bird
If I was a bird I would fly far far away from here. i would never come back. Never feel any of the hurts that I endure everyday. If I was a bird I could soar above all that makes me sad, up high where it is quiet and there is nothing is but silence. If I was a bird I would travel with others who were just like me and didn't call names or judge me, or tell me that I never help them. I would cling to them for support and love and friendship. If I was a bird my wings would spread far out, far out enough to catch the wind and take me away from all this hate and dispair that I feel in my everyday life and the slings and the arrows that are constantly shot at me because I am not able to do anything right. I guess if I was a bird I may not be able to be very good at that either so it wouldnt really wouldnt matter.

To My Baby
The Way You Make Me Feel You make me feel special,You make me feel new,You make me feel loved,With everything you do. You hold me close when I am sad.You wipe the tears from my face.Every time we are together,It seems like the perfect place. My eyes light up when you enter a room.I smile when we are together.No matter how bad things are,You always make them better. I love the way you kiss me,The way you hold me tight.I love the way you touch me,I could be with you all night. I love the way you can make me laughFor absolutely no reason at allI love how no matter what I do,You will be there to catch me when I fall. I just want you to know,That even though we sometimes fight,I will always love you!No matter what, day or night

Can't We Just Move On?
been almosta year now since hollychearse invited to this god-forsaken place called fubar.. and it's been one hell of a ride since, but the strangest was when i ran across the profile of a couple of people, mainly that of Mrs. Badcrumble affectionately known as Mrs.B, yet.. like in the movies (maybe horror i don't know) ever notice how one alien spawns another until it's no way to stop them from spreading without destroying half of the earth or the entire city? Well lately it has come to my attention that the same is happening here. there is something happening..Mr. Adorable has unwittingly unleased Mrs.B and her cohorts.. Misfit, froggie, Witchie, Skank-alota,witchie poo

Random Thoughts Of A Curious Man
The only real time is this moment all others do not exist. I believe we should live in the current moment as much as possible it is really the only time we have any control over. I understand trying to escape from the current moment for various reasons but I think it should be a concious effort and not the norm. I understan that the current moment can be so terrible that we must escape it. The past are just memories and the future are just dreams and both are fanasties. By not living in the current moment we tend to avoid things. Put off decisions and tend not to deal with the realities facing us. To dwell in the past is to be among ghosts and memories that may not be as good or bad as we think they were. To dwell in our dreams of the the future is to deny the present for the hope of the future that may never be. Promises and expectations of what is to come are not real and cannot be kept. No one really knows what tomorrow will bring and cannot promise any action

80's Movie Characters?
As usual this Monday was suppose to bring us all a little closer as Fu friends and allow the inner dork to come screaming out...But alas you Americans will be celebrating a holiday. I struggle with whether or not I should, like you ignore the fact that you have a holiday and play on. Considering no one cared to postpone Sci fi day when it was Victoria day.... You did me a great injustice. I feel a little used that none of you stuck up and said Wicked will not be there i wont play.... I on the other hand have a sympathetic heart and I'm willing to move Mondays theme day to Tuesday... just this once.. All in favour please state your name, character and a yes for Tuesday... All still wanting to play Monday state that.... I don't do mumms, its scary and i have very thin skin hence why i blog.. I'm sensitive!!! I will just so you know be playing Kira from Xanadu, because my love of leg warmers and roller skates will go to the grave with me... Kira (Xanadu) = me Jack (Big Trouble

Writing/poetry
Her eyes, the color of wet pavement, So cold, so empty, so close to death, Still hold one glimmer of life\As they stare from above the nose, Slipknot close to the skin of her neck, Rickety chair unbalanced beneath her toes, Flesh clammy and wet, hair unkempt and filled with sweat Around her throat, she grasps the constricting cord, Her hands shaking with indecision and fear, Yet, the act is so simple, so clear Eyes, once full of shimmering hope, Now glanceing up at the knotted rope, Are only filled with tears, Her lifes a debt she cannot afford With one deep inhaled breath, Placing her hands across her breasts, Eyelids blocking the light from the room, Teeth bared, gaining strength, Nails cutting through her palms, Blood dripping to the floor, Her feet rock the chair until it tumbles.

Depession
Why do I wake up in the morning-nothing's changed since the day of my birthWhy do I wake up in the morning-I make no difference on this earthStrength has left-has to be-something has died inside of meIf I don't wake up in the morning-at my funeral would anyone careIf I don't wake up in the morning-would anyone even be thereYou can put me down-you can put me out, you can try to ignoreBut now you're gonna hear me when I shout WAKE UPWhy should I wake up in the morning-it be just another wasted dayWhy should I wake up in the morning-don't do nothing right anywayThat was then-not anymore-now I go blasting out the doorI'm gonna wake up in the morning-I'll prove you wrong I will not failI'm gonna wake up in the morning-I'm gonna blaze a brand new trailMight not be smart, but if I'm strongI know for sure no one ever will prove me wrong Here I sit and watch my world come crumbling down - I cry for help, no one's around. Silently screaming as I bang my head against the wall - It seems like n

Helping Others Level Up
thinken about starting a male female group called Devils & Dolls ... since we have alot of female group n very few male female groups ... any ideas on how we can get this lifted off the groud n how to make it fun for all comment here n if you wanna join comment here also .. once again thank you all for your time... ViPeR XP

Army Mom Poem~
For You My Son Chad~ I held you as an infant; I hugged you as a boy and through the years you have become my greatest pride and joy. I love you more than I can say, your life more precious than my own, but gone are the whims and notions of my little boy that I had known. For the years have passed so quickly since the time it all began and now you stand before me with the conviction of a man. You wanted to serve our country, you stated with pride as I try to sort out the emotions that I'm feeling deep inside... A union of the uncertain fear, which I cannot control and the allegiance which lies deep within my patriotic soul. I trust that my years of guidance will serve as a strong foundation as you perform the duties requested from this beloved nation. God please, please, I beg you, guide him as he travels to the places our soldiers have bled and walk with him through pathways where those heroes' feet have tread. Oh Sweet Land of Liberty, humbly I giv

Love It Or Leave It
Africa“My hands are tiedThe billions shift from side to sideAnd the wars go on with brainwashed prideFor the love of God and our human rightsAnd all these things are swept asideBy bloody hands time can't denyAnd are washed away by your genocideAnd history hides the lies of our civil wars” – Guns ‘n Roses (Civil War)In Africa many civil wars and wars between countries occurred in the past century, some of which are still continuing. Most wars are a result of the liberation of countries after decades of colonialization. Countries fight over artificial borders drawn by former colonial rulers. Wars mainly occur in densely populated regions, over the division of scarce resources such as fertile farmland. It is very hard to estimate the exact environmental impact of each of these wars. Here, a summary of some of the most striking environmental effects, including biodiversity loss, famine, sanitation problems at refugee camps and over fishing is given for different cou

Bbw?
BBW = "Big, Beautiful Woman"Are you "big"? yesAre you a "woman?" yesBut are you "beautiful?"This is my pet peeve with the whole thing. Many heavy girls on here say they are a BBW.I don't doubt that some of you are. But how much of the general population is actually attractive, much less "beautiful?" (They said less than 10% in that Seinfeld episode. It is of course subjective)Yes, beauty is is only skin deep, in the eyes of the beholder, blah blah blah, and your self esteem, general positivity or what mommy might have told you may lead you to conclude that you are "beautiful." That's fine.But think about it; how conceited is it to declare that you are a beautiful woman right out of the gate? (Whether you are or not?) You know you HATE conceited people who remind everyone how good looking THEY are, right?We know that a lot of women are self-admittedly obsessed with their appearance and others' perception of them. So if you declare you are beautiful, does that mean we all have to listen

Touch Me
As I lay here thinking of your tender touch, the heat from you finger tips grazing my hot skin. Making my body quiver at your touch, My moan escapes my lips before I can catch it, needing to feel your lips aginst my skin,wanting you to take me over and over... My need taking over me, thought's being pushed away. I want this,oh yes, I do.. Yes .. Yes baby I can't take it, please devour me. Take me over and over feeling the waves of pleasure flowing through me.. To feel you grabing me and taking me, feeling you slid into me hot, wet

If We Had Sex
The answers were so FUN Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. What position would we do i

Hottie Remembered
=== 'Dove Goddess ♥The Pegasus Project CoFounder♥ FuMinister-Owner Fubar Beach Wedding Chapel' wrote the following at '2008-12-19 20:22:32'.. > > > > > > In Loving Memory ofAllie aka SweetAsPie > Rest In PeaceOur Sweet Angel > > We Now Come Together To SayGoodbye To A Dear Friend > > Little did we knew that morning,that God was going to call your name.In life we loved you dearlyIn death we do the same. > > We ask that you join usSaturday, December 20thAt 1:00 FuTime (4pm EST)For a Memorial Service > > This will be a time to share,and a time to heal.As we say goodbyeTo a dear sweet soul Who we all dearly loved > > We Love You Allie > > So, please join with us if possibleAnd bring with you,

Wtf?
I HATE EMO POEMS I'm sick of poemsthat that talk of deathand how your stupid boyfriend leftlets not get upand get a lifejust grab your paper, pen, and knifelets talk of bloodupon the floorand lovely darknesswe adoreall you sayis "my life rots"and then you write your emo thoughtsno one caresabout your dreadsand how you justwish you were deadthey aren't as deepas you might thinkwhen you say in them"my life will sink"

Funny Stuff
My niece is soooo cute in this. Some of your favorite Bouncers havin some fun. So...do you think you can dance with the Bouncers in the pale moonlight? This is my G/Fs' cat. It's her first time seeing a christmas tree.

My Encounter
The day started ordinary, decided to drive toward the Beach in late afternoon. I set up a towel to lay upon. Fell asleep and awoke to almost it deserted. My gaze fell upon a broad shouldered,lean, hard handsome man in his early 30s. He was coming out of the water walking towards me. Arm extended he took my hand and placed it on his muscled abs gliding down to his bulge in his swimming trunks. Oh the length of him made me utter a moan.I wanted to lick his nipples and chest as he placed my hand inside. Definately was enjoying the

Collection Of Erotic Stories
I bumped into a young friend of mine earlier. He was looking tired and sad so I took him for a coffee and chat. He explained that his long term girlfriend had split up with him because she was seeing another man and he felt emasculated because she had been bragging about how great this fellow was in bed. My heart went out to the poor boy.We left the cafe and went for a stroll along the river. Our feet seemed to naturally take us into the woods and it just felt like the right thing to do to take him by the hand and lead him off the path into a nice dense thicket. He certainly didn't question what we were doing, but instead seemed curious as to my intentions. I kissed him, long and slow, all the while steering him backwards until he landed against a tree; then I dropped to my knees and applied my mouth to his cock, through his trousers which was fun because I could never be quite sure exactly which bit of his junk I was sucking. He fumbled at his fly and ta-dah! there it was, his magnifi

My Poetry (@ By Bgs)
Please forget your sorrows, forget your pain Just listen to the falling rain Gently playing it's own sweet song Lifting you to where you belong A place to where you can remain. All sadness now you can refrain Nothing to lose, but all to gain So that you can your whole life long Forget your sorrows... Be gone all strife, be gone all strain Be who you once were, once again You've got the strength, I know you're strong The band is now playing your song Don't let my wishes be in vain Please, forget your sorrows... and..i think.. if two parallel worlds ran in two parallel lines two different worlds in two different times one full of dreams and one full of truths one every one see's and one every one knows one full of hate one full of love where every one's happy or no one's got enough one full of happiness and one full of pain one full of sunshine and one full of rain so which one would you choose now all said and done the one that sounds the best

Rants
On a day when we have 4 of our dead soldiers return home from Afghanistan, we have to put up with this Bullshit. yes, Canada is in the war, yes, we lose soldiers. Nevermind the timing of the show, why does Fox air it? How do these asshats still have a job? You don't have to watch it all, just the Fox TV part, its about a minute long. Sorry, we are a country of 30 million people and can't afford 42 tillion dollars to fully arm of arm forces for 5 years. And PS, we have Police, and they drive in cars. Assholes. Yes. It is true. I'm a point whore. I like the feeling of waking up in the morning and seeing how i did. (I wasn't around yesterday so didn't rank). I have been through many changes on this site. I started as a Comment whore. Then moved to the mumms, tried to do both for a time, but that was hard and time consuming. I went back to comment whore only. Some mummers miss me. Some don't. Lmaoo I haven't been commenting too much, i hear about that alot. Sorry,

To Everyone
commentburner.com Just wanted to send all my friends that left messages for me while i was away, a big thanx for your support. Without you i would never have made it back. mwaaaaaaaaaah to all Ok, i haven't done this in a while, but here is an update. After many different kinds of scans in the last 6 to 12 months (MRI's, ct's, x rays etc),... it has been found that i have degeneration at disc c6 level. Not only does this date back, as far as i have found documented so far, to 2008, but because of this, i am now developing further complications, such as scoliosis, bulging disc & compressed nerve. I refuse to go back & see the surgeon that did my spinal fusion because he had read my results & reports, he would never have put the fusion where he did (to add to that he has permanently paralyzed the right hand side of my larynx, to the point have so far had an implant put in & a further procedure to open the narrowing vocal chord so my GP agrees with me on this) & have therefore been ref

What I Have Learned
Things I have learned as simply learned, difficult to swallow. As long as I learn by the things I have learned, I am wiser than the average bear. What I have learned follows.... ~ When you think you know someone, look deeper. You will one day realize you did know them at all. ~ You are going to get your heart ripped out of your chest with no reason. Learn how to pick yourself up as quick as you can and go get help to sort it all out so you can move on in life as you piece your life back together. ~ Just because you are with the same person for 18 years does not mean you know them. I woke up one morning and realized I was sleeping with a stranger. ~ When you feel you can trust someone, know you are not alone when you are told by people that your man/husband was trying to lip-lock with them and your closest friends. ~ I learned that all that really matter to me was providing for my 2 perfect children and teaching all about life and all the values I could. I learned t

Break Up
after 6 years you'd think you know a person. turns out he was just using me. i dont think he really loved me. and now his kids are gonna grow up with out their father. if he can cheat lie and just walk out on us then why would i let him near my kids. the problem is i hate that i love him. but its getting nasty now and it hurts more each day. i hate feeling this way. all i do is cry when no one can see and im cant eat. why would some one do this when i have stood by him through a whole lot of shit so he can just walk away to go play? i hate what he has done to kids. my 4 yr old is acting out so bad.

Walk In Love
She walks on spectral whispers haunting my dreams and in her wake, love gleams through aberant wisps of enchanting mists, I am going to risk my heart again. For I am love, I am romance, I am the rogue of the midnight dance and I will not turn away a chance to tread in that intoxicating domain. A memory of you drifts like a shade in the night through my mind and in your enveloping embrace, my heart you will find and for you, it is always passionate, always kind, always yours until the end of time.

Come Join Please!
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when the say things like, “You know sometimes I forget to eat.” Now, I have forgotten my address, my mother’s maiden name, and my keys. But I’ve never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat. A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn’t give a damn. They ;keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn’t all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, “Body, how’d you like to go th the six o’clock class in vigorous toning?” Clear as a bell my body said, “listen bitch. . . do it and die.” The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing (and then they marry him.) I( read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, smokingtoo much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day. I know

Easier Said Then Done
What do you do when you have, one of the most amazing people in the world right in your grasp. But how is it you have so much to say to that person. But when you go to speak none of it comes out. How do you watch that person walk away, knowing that everyday that goes by the present of them is gonna linger. Knowing that you gonna be dieing inside wishing, all those unspoken words that you had bottle up. Would have just came out. But for that reason you once, had to let love slip out of my grasp. But only a fool would let it happen again. Even when it is one the hardest things to do. When the words just run throughout you head and make you dizzy as you keep trying to express how you truly feel. When you stand their trying to open up, let it out. As the few simple word's seems it would be easy to come out. That it would feel amazing, to tell him how your in love him and would always that he was the one your only one. To hear it out loud, praying it would lift the biggest

Updates
spokane craigslist > free stuff please flag with care: Free Husband, used but servicable. Reply to: sale-836081862@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-09-10, 7:50PM PDT One free husband. Still frisky, has all his shots and is potty trained. He does have a tendency to mark his territory, a slight obsession with his own genitalia but I have put in years of training and he will now stop scratching on command. This Husband does not come with a warranty and is offered 'as is.' He know many jokes and 'tricks', plays well with others and can do complicated math in his head. To be upfront about his flaws I will say that he has a tendency to buy too many shoes, re-arranges the house at random and believes that women were created to pleasure him. He Is a very pleasant drunk and rarely throws up, however he will relieve himself in public if you don't keep a sharp eye on him. I am offering this Husband for free in hopes that you will abuse him and he will come back to me with a better attitud

If I Was In Your Bed!
If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do? 1) Go back to sleep 2) Slap me 3) Cuss me out 4) Push me off the bed 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle 7) Fuck me 8) Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops or 11) None of the above!

You Are Joking....lol
8-year-old Saudi girl divorces 50-year-old husband OMG........He is a bit too young for her don;t you think.....LMAOOOOOO This is so funny..please watch!!! Billy Connolly ~ Masturbation A father walks into a toy shop to buy his little girl a Birthday present. He decides that he wants to buy her a Barbie. He eventually finds them and sees Swimming Barbie, Equestrian Barbie and Divorce Barbie all for Sale at £19.95. He can’t decide what one to get so seeks a little help from the assistant, and asks her what the difference is between them. “Well, Swimming Barbie comes with a swimming cap, goggles and swimming costume. The Equestrian Barbie comes with Jodhpurs, Hat, and Horse & Divorce Barbie comes with Ken’s House, Kens Car…..”

Musings And Thoughts On Being A Gentleman
Ive been busy the last week or so and have missed alot of people here. Before I left a friend started a blog having others ask him questions about himself. I liked the idea and being bored at the moment I thought I would do the same. (Thnkz for the idea Emanon)

My Crush On Here
I have a lot to do today but I will be back on tonight to show love back to everyone who helped me with my auto 11's by rating my pictures. Please be patient with me. I thank you all so very very much. I will be back on by 5:00 or 6:00 central time hopefully...Bradd

The One It Hurts
I was always wandering what the child with the cancer was really thinking. Until one day realizing that i owned a damn clinic for the kids. So i asked my head nurse what she thought about me talkin to some of them about how they felt. she said its knowledge you seek so i see no harm. I did this for about 2 weeks, and to my surprise my question was answered. Ya the children hurt more, BUT not for the reasons you might think. They hurt more not because they had cancer but because they saw the pain it caused in there loved ones and what they were going threw. It was amazing to see the courage these kids have and that they no what is happening to them and yet they still think of the ones they luv first. Im impressed and im so very glad i do what i do for them because of that. I'll always be a chef, but doing this as a past time is my most rewarding feet in life. So to my kids at the clinic i luv you, and may the angels of life look upon you.

I Haven't Coined It
Release your anxiety The trouble you've seen The pain you have felt The news you've heard The bitter reality you've tasted That foul stench that creep into your olfactories From all the bullshit. Internal chaos has ravaged your petite frame Pharmaceuticals only numb Never heal. Take my hand my precious sister Seek refuge, if only a little , in my words I will not harm you Your imperfections make you perfectly lovable You are admired for your strength Cherished for you kindness Loved for your heart I can feel its pulsating rhythm permeating through your soul You are brave And you are strong You will unravel this tangled web Precious ..this is for you ..u know who you are I've been in agony at the thought My life will be ending soon How had I gotten to this point? Like bodies intended to buried In river bottoms my regrets Kept resurfacing I pace back and forth in this cell That is my life The steel bars a stark reminder

A Sensuous Gift To Supergirl
He told me he was looking and looking at my pictures and was inspired to write this....it's so lovely and sensuous!!! Thank you BabyBoy! ------------------------------------- First KISS Lips light and sensuous... yet at the same time, full behind them, pearls of brilliant white... I wish to taste... The Feel of your breath... The softness of your lips... Moist and gentle... Looking in your eyes... Leaning forward... Spheres of hazel, Looking seductively through me... With a "come hither look"... I have only fathomed in my imagination... The blonde hair; falling seductively, teasing, The feelings unimaginable... Chills shooting up my spine... And my mind races... I see you and me... long yellow locks, dropping between us Time slowing... The gentlest touch electric... Passions ignite... Bodies Drawing closer... Arms pulling each other near... Feeling the warmth of your body through your shirt Tearing spastically at each others clothes... Feeling you

The Guatemalan Adventures Of Howey
ok so not all of you and those know who aren't cuz they have sent me there addy's already. its offical thou. i am leavin feb 7th thru mar 5th for guatemala. around feb 20th i am gonna get on a bus and go to placentia, belize for an undetermined amount of time. all depends on how the i like the pirates life!!!! so who wants a post card while i am gone ? send me your addy via email on the fu please. ps. jeannie and taryn are exempt from this but i do need your addy's again please :P what can i say i am a pothead and would lose my own head if it wasn;t attacthed :P send address's to my fubar email and mark it as such( Address for the Guatemala trip ) or something, so its easy to find when i am gettin ready to make my new address book. thank you!!! I am plannin my second trip to Joyobaj. I will leave here Feb 3rd and shall return Feb 26th. I wanna send post cards again and I need your mailing address. Your prolly thinkin hell no I am not givin ya my address you come and stalk me or s

Screw You!!!
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Derek van Deerstet on Nikki Rocks the Politics 1/16/09 Deerstet Music is pleased to announce the exclusive world premiere of the brand new country collaboration single, “Better Then Before,” with lyrics and vocals by Janice Brown on Nikki Rocks the Politics on Blogtalk Radio! Derek van Deerstet will join host Nikki Starr to talk about his music and some of his other exciting projects on Friday, January 16, 2009 at 10am ET. Please join us! Click the banner above or the link below to tune in: Nikki Rocks the Politics Deerstet Music is pleased to announce the addition of Janice Brownas an official collaboration partner Derek van Deerstet and Janice Brown came together with a mutual calling to help and support others. After meeting online on the ning community, “Bring Our Troops Home in Style,” they formed a remarkable musical bond, and within less than a week produced the country song “Better Then Before.” Janice’s touching lyrics and powerful voice combined wit