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Redeployment
I'M BACK OFF A DEPLOYMENT TO IRAQ..IT FEELS LIKE I KNOW I'M GOING BACK IN A YEAR..WHEN WILL IRAQ END..VOTE FOR A PRESIDENT WHO OPPOSES THE WAR..NAW CAN'T DO THAT..I'LL GO AGAIN..MAYBE LIFE INSURANCE FOR SOLDIERS,MARINES AND AIRMEN AND OH YEAH THE NAVY WILL GO UP..YEAH RIGHT..WHATS THE COST OF DYING..WHO'S FREEDOM..THE AMERICAN PEOPLE..OR THE BOOTS THATS ON THE GROUND..WHATS THEY PAY LIKE..IRAQ SHOULD BE $10,000.00 A MONTH TAXED THATS MOTIVATION TO GO FOR A YEAR OR 15-18 MONTHS..BUT I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO SETTLE FOR A 3.1% RAISE.. MORE TOMORROW

Redemption Of The Lady Allyce; Pt. 1
Redemption of the Lady Allyce By John Pagan 10th of April, Year of our Lord One Thousand One Hundred and Seven My Dear Brother, I realize that it hath been several or more weeks since I hath last updated my journal, when last I wrote I hath only just arrived in Venice from the Holy Lands. I fell ill for several days with the change of my diet and wine, I was not prepared for fresh foods and they departed from me as rapidly as I consumed them. As fortune would have it the woman who had wet nursed you when you were young was summons to care for me, with broths and herbs she soon had me ready enough to travel. To repay her kindness in taking care of me and in honor of her service to our family in years past I left a goodly purse that should hold her over until the new year, I hath considered providing her a pension and wondered if you would make those arrangements with the money lenders in Venice. Traveling only during the day I came onto the Southern Alps in a week's

Redemption Is The Word
Redemption is the word. Oh how sweet that would be. That one word, kind of possesses me. It fills me with ideas, dreams and hope. Inspires me, drives me, helps me cope. With all that I've lost, and gained. That word brings new meaning, to my name. What lies ahead, what's in store. Feelings unlike, any before. Redemption for me, has a totally different meaning. It means love and happiness, freedom and dreaming. Completion describes it best, I think. Without it, I'm just a ship waiting to sink.

Re-declare " The Declaration Of Independence "
Re-Declare " The Declaration Of Independence " Add your name to History! Restore our Organic Goverment! Sign these two petitionns ((White House.gov )) https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/we-people-now-re-declare-2012%E2%80%A6-declaration-independence/0mtlLrYl?utm_source=wh.gov&utm_medium=shorturl&utm_campaign=shorturl and (( Soldiershugs.com)) http://www.soldierhugs.com/ ....Create the account, recieve the confermation e-mail, THE SIGN YOUR DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE!!!! PLEASE!!!!!! SHARE THESE LINKS & thank you for looking and shareing

Redemption
GOD's Plan for Salvation . . . For Those Who Want to Know HIM It is not by accident you are reading this. The Creator of the universe loves you and has a wonderful plan for your life-and He's made a provision for you. (The King James Version of the Bible was used for all scriptures quoted here.) All of us have sinned and the consequence of our sin will be an eternity without God. Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. Hebrews 10:31 It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God. Hebrews 12:29 For our God is a consuming fire. But because He loves us so much, He sent His Son to take care of that sin for all mankind. John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him shall not perish, but have everlasting life. 1 John 1:9 If we

Red Eye Moments
When you're fighting a losing battle, it's time to surrender: I already feel better (or atleast, my brain is telling me I feel better.) Once upon a time, in place far far away, at a time that I can never have back, at a life that died a long time ago, a picture like this meant nothing to me: It would have just been a man and a child, probably his child. I would have thought "cute" and moved on. Now every father and every daughter is a slap in the face to me. Now every family is a taunt. Every happy child and happy father seem placed in front of me just to torture me. I see this everyday. When I am in a professional setting, I have to bite my cheek hard to not start sobbing hysterically. When I remember being the first person in the world to hold my son and daughter in my arms, a choke travels down my throat with bile rising like napalm. That is actually me devouring my own self-hatred mixed with sulfuric guilt. And I will smoke a cigarette, look at the stars, a

Redfox
Just wanted all to know that my comp has been down, should have it back up in a week or two. I be going in the hosipital for sugary in the next week are so. But i will be fine. kept show the love. I will miss all of ya'll. I hope to be back soon, don't forget me. redfox=Tracy xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxo Hi everyone I am back spo show me some love!!!!!!!!!! Have miss you all..............

Red Fridays
> >Sea Of Red on Fridays > >I think we should all do RED FRIDAYS....read on..... > >Sea of Red Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, > >I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did > >not > >put two and two together. After we boarded >our flight, I turned to > >the > >sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), > >and > >inquired > >if he was heading home. > >"No," he responded. > >"Heading out?" I asked. > >"No. I'm escorting a soldier home." > >"Going to pick him up?" > >"No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq, I'm > >taking him > >home to his family," he replied. > >The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a > >punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although > >he > >didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to > >the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many > >conversations in so few days. > >I turned back to

Red Fridays
RED FRIDAY WILL YOU GIVE THIS TO MY DADDY? As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support "Red Fridays." Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. As they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work

Red Fridays For The Troops
I ride because I Like to ride. I enjoy the freedom, the elements, and the vulnerability to danger that is inherent to riding. I do not ride because it is fashionable to do so; I ride my bike, I do not wear it. My bike is not a symbol of status. It exists simply for me and me alone. My bike is not a toy, it is an extension of my being and I will treat it accordingly, with the same respect that I have for myself. I strive to understand the inner workings of my bike; from the most basic to the most complex. I learn everything I can about my bike, so I am reliant upon no one for its health and well being. My bike is, and always will be my first priority. I will protect it from harm at all cost. I do not fear death however I will do everything possible to avoid death prematurely. Fear is the enemy not death. Fear on the highway leads to death, therefore I will not let fear be my master. I will master it. My bike will out live me therefore it is my legacy. I will care for it f

Red Fridays
From the daughter of a Soldier: Please read all the way to the end of this email. Last week I was in Trenton, Ontario, attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest act's of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camo's, as they began heading to their gate everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red blooded Canadian who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work and home without fear or reprisal. Just when I thought I c

Red Flags
Below is a list of behaviors that may be seen in people who abuse their partners. In some cases, a batterer may only exhibit a few of the behaviors. A batterer may try to explain the behaviors as signs of love or concern for his partner. As time goes on, the batterer’s behavior becomes more extreme and serves to establish and maintain power and control over the victim. Jealousy. At the beginning of a relationship, an abuser may say that jealousy is a sign of love. Jealousy has nothing to do with love; it’s a sign of possessiveness and lack of trust. The abuser may question the victim about who she talks to, accuse her of flirting with other men, or express resentment of the time she spends with family, friends, or children. The abuser may call frequently or drop by unexpectedly. The abuser may refuse to let the victim work for fear she will meet somebody else, or may engage in behaviors such as checking the car mileage or asking friends to spy on the victim. Controlling Behavior

Red Fridays
Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq, I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I can do what we do. Upon landing in Chicago the pilot stopped short of the gate and made

Red Fridays
Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest act's of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving through the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camo's. As they began heading to their gate everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly on their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for it hit me...... I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young, unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work and home without fear or reprisal. Just when I thought I could not be more proud of my country or of our service

Red Fridays
Will You Give This To My Daddy? Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest act's of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their c amo's, as they began heading to their gate everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work and home without fear or reprisal! Just when I thought I could not be more proud of my

Red Fridays!
This is one of those good stories that keeps getting to you each time you hear it. I just had to share it with you all again. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Will you give this to my Daddy? As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support 'Red Fridays.' Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. As they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone)was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stoppe

Red Friday
Will you give this to my Daddy? As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support 'Red Fridays.' Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. As they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone)was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work and home wi

Red Friday Lets Get This Started
This is one of those good old e-mails that keep popping up. I just had to share it with you all again. Will you give this to my Daddy? As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support 'Red Fridays.' Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. As they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone)was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsun

Red Friday! Support Our Troops!
This is one of those good old e-mails that keep popping up. I just had to share it with you all again. Will you give this to my Daddy? As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support 'Red Fridays.' Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. As they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone)was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsun

~*red Fridays*~
This is one of those good old e-mails that keep popping up. I just had to share it with you all again. Will you give this to my Daddy? As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support 'Red Fridays.' Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. As they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone)was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsun

Red Friday
Red Shirt If the red shirt thing is new to you, read below how it went for a man... Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine Sergeant traveling with a folded Flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the Sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. "No, he responded." "Heading out I asked?" "No. I'm escorting a Soldier home." "Going to pick him up?" "No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq , I'm taking him home to his Family." The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the Soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the Soldier's Family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, "Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and

Red Friday
Red Shirt If the red shirt thing is new to you, read below how it went for a man... Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq , I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him.. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I c

Red Friday
As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support 'Red Fridays.'Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed One of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen.Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. As t......hey began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering.When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and Cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families.Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work and home without fear or reprisal.Just when I thought I could not be more proud

Red Friday
A LETTER IN THE LOST WALLET!! As I walked home one freezing day, I stumbled on a wallet someone had lost in the street. I picked it up and looked inside to find some identification so I could call the owner. But the wallet contained only three dollars and a crumpled letter that looked as if it had been in there for years. The envelope was worn and the only thing that was legible on it was the return address. I started to open the letter, hoping to find some clue. Then I saw the dateline--1924. The letter had been written almost sixty years ago. It was written in a beautiful feminine handwriting on powder blue stationery with a little flower in the left-hand corner. It was a "Dear John" letter that told the recipient, whose name appeared to be Michael, that the writer could not see him any more because her mother forbade it. Even so, she wrote that she would always love him. It was signed, Hannah. It was a beautiful letter, but there was no way except for the name Michael, that t

Redheadedcherry's Blog's
I just sent out my entry in a beautiful breasts contest. I have a pretty low self esteem, and I never entered any kind of beauty contest before. This is the pic I just entered. ADULT PIC! **NEW LINK FOR WEEK OF OCT 8** [ LostCherry.com photo: 1264468301 ] I'm hoping I didn't make a mistake, I just sent the PM to the lady in charge and a link to that pic. There are already pic's up about 7 of them. What I'm worried about is someone in the contest is popular and has a ton of friends, you know when you get a shout in you box asking you to vote for someone you don't even know. I like to go to the site and see the pic's and vote for the person I want to. It seems that some are more of a popularity contest. I choose this contest site because the rules are a little different then most. It says "Winner is based on the highest rating, not the number of votes so don't forget to vote for the pic's you don't like too." Seeing that put me at ease a little but I'm still wondering

Red Head With Green Eyes (adult)
It started out to be just another normal Sunday morning with going to the grocery store and doing some errands. I just entered the store and started to walk through the produce pushing my cart not noticing too much. I was checking out the bananas and I started to put them in the plastic bag to put in my cart when someone caught my attention. What drew my attention was this beautiful lady, not only was she beautiful but the way she presented and cared herself, you knew there was something special about her. I first noticed her Green eyes and when we made eye contact I kind of froze. Did I freeze because of my shyness (Yeah, Right) or of her beauty? That moment will last forever in my mind. I came out of the fog and smiled at the beautiful lady with the Green eyes. I noticed she had lovely Red hair and a very cute figure. WOW! My heart was just a racing and mind telling me that I have seen her somewhere before but I couldn’t remember where. I tried to be discreet and minded m

Redhead
Love is special....and love is real, Love is unpredictable....love is something you can feel, Love is unforgettable....love can be something you regret, it doesn't matter how much you want to, Love is something you can not forget, Love is hate....love is cruel, Love is pain....thats just a rule, Love has its ups and downs...love makes your emotions go round, Love picks you up....love makes you fall, you can't protect your heart by building a wall, I've already tried and it doesn't work, No matter what you do LOVE HURTS, Love is giving all you have...love is showing that you care, Love is worth more to me than any treasure, Love is a feeling that nevers leaves, even when you want it to go away, You can try your hardest to make it disappear, But love stays with you every day, Well after talking to this person here 'Mikediho" it seems 'he' can't even get his ages right .. first he's 40 and then 47..they sounded more like a kid.. lol man what a loser. m

The Redhead
~THE REDHEAD~ *wink* ( I like this)SHE WALKS INTO A ROOM, ANYROOM, AMONGST THE GLOW OF THE FAIR HAIRED BLONDE, AMONGST THE MYSTERIOUS DARKNESS OF THE BRUNETTE. STILL, IT IS SHE WHO CAPTIVATES ALL WHO GAZE UPON HER BEAUTY. BOTH MEN & WOMEN ALIKE CANNOT BREAK THE DESPARATE LONGING TO LOOK AT HER JUST ONCE MORE. SHE IS MESMERIZING, A RARITY! SO STUNNING IS SHE THAT THE POUNDING HEART SKIPS A BEAT WHENEVER IN HER PRESENCE. AS THIS MAJESTIC CREATURE LOOKS OUT TOWARD HER CROWD OF ADMIRERS, HER EYES, FULL OF FIRE, ARE HIPNOTIC, ALMOST SPELL-LIKE . AS SHE FLOATS THROUGHOUT THE ROOM, MEN HOLD THEIR BREATH OF HOPES OF CONTAINING THEIR RELENTLESS DESIRE FOR THIS PHENOMENOM AMONG ALL OTHERS. SHE IS A DESCRIPTION OF UNWAVERING PASSION, FIRE & ICE , CAPABLE OF DRIVING MEN INTO LUSTFULL INSANITY & WOMEN INTO UNDISCOVERED REALMS OF JEALOUSY------------------------------- ....SHE IS THE REDHEAD~H. STONE

Redheadedsparks
So, I've been seeing this guy who I spent New Years with. And I haven't heard from him since. I saw that he was online at that other space and I sent him an email....and he logged off!!! And he's on Y! messenger, but not responding to me. Hmmmm.... I'm thinking he's not "feeling" me anymore. And no, New Years wasn't the "first" time, so that's not it. You know, I hate being the last to know, lol. ***ETA*** when I logged off, guess who logged back on? Things that make you go hummmmmm. I believe drinks are in order. Okay, okay, so my "dumping" is just an excuse to get intoxicated. My girlfriends and I are gonna go have a few "farewell and buh-bye" toasts. Anyone have any recomendations???? We're taking drink orders now, lol. Okay, so apparently, I'm not adventureous or imaginative enough. So, tell me, what have you done to spice up your sex life. Do you role play? Play with food, toys or something else? Help a girl out! LOL

Redhead
ok friend and family if u arent going to talk to me..when u are or orent on line..then delete me please and ty whois tired of thios cold weather already and want some shirt shorts or daisy duke shorts..woohoo..i know i do where would u go if it was free any where of your choice and all expensive paid..i go to austruila

Redhead
A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the restroom. The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor. As the room quieted down he walked up to the redhead bartender, and asked her, "May I please use the restroom?" The redhead replied, "I really don't think you should." "Why not?" the pastor asked. "I really need to use a restroom!" "Well, I don't think you should. There is a statue of a naked woman in there and she's only covered by a fig leaf!" "Nonsense," said the pastor, "I'll look the other way!" So, the bartender showed the clergyman the door at the top of the stairs, and he proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, he came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music and dancing again! He went to the bartender and said, "Miss, I, don't understand. When I came in here, the place was hopping with music and dancing. Then the room became absolutely quiet. I went to the restroom, and now the place i

Redheaded Barbie's Blogs
1. The female makes the rules. 2. The rules are subject to change by the female at any time without prior notification. 3. No male can possibly know all the rules. Attempts to document the rules are not permitted. 4. If the female suspects that the male may know some or all of the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules. 5. The female is never wrong. 6. If the female is wrong, it is because of an egregarious misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the male did, said, did not do, or did not say. 7. If rule 6 is invoked, the male must apologize immediately for having been the cause of the misunderstanding without any clues from the female as to what he did to have caused the misunderstanding. See rule 13. 8. The female may change her mind at any time for any reason or no reason at all. 9. The male is never permitted to change his mind or under circumstances without the express written consent of the female which is given only

Redhead Vixen Account
just asking a favor and i will not bother you. i know you know redhead vixen deleted all her info and photos over a month ago the account was supposed to be deleted. but johnny devil and throatfawk has hacked into the account to stop me from advancing into top 10. i was supposed to go into no.10 this morning but after i went to bed they put up a ape pic as default on the account "again"like they did last time to stop me from going into no.10.will you report and tell scrapper the account was vacated and supposed to be deleted.johnny devil and throatfawk are behind it. http://www.cherrytap.com/user/40350 report the above link to scrapper to be deleted scrappers page http://www.cherrytap.com/user/22 thanks if you will. Suzy

The Redhead's Thoughts On Downraters And Assholes In General...
Ok...if I tell you once that I don't give out my messenger ID, that means that you are not gonna get it so just leave it at that. Being persistant isn't gonna change the fact that I'm still not gonna give it to you. Get it through your head...I don't do the chat thing except with really good friends, and I really really don't do the stupid cyber whore thing. On that note...here is one prick who wouldn't take no for an answer...he decided to send me a private message and give me a piece of his mind after I blocked his ass.. Here is the shoutbox conversation: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Da White S...: question for u ok? ->Da White S...: ok Da White S...: do u have yahoo or msn messenger? Da White S...: ?? ->Da White S...: i do, but i don't use it Da White S...: how come? what's your yahoo or msn messenger? ->Da White S...: i don't give it out, sorry Da White S...: whatever ->Da White S...: yeah, fuck you too ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Red Hair Purple Violet
Her hair red purple violet - who gives a damn I am buried in it tangled turning tossed and these hands build constructs of fire and water inside her. I would travel to her and through her just to taste her take her touch her here and here and here and run myself inside her hard and fast and deep lava spilling from me into her sweet and fertile valley. I am radiant with thoughts of her need for her nights with her and my tongue our tongues her tongue dripping us onto our hot skin beneath the glow of incandescent light. © All rights reserved Scott Adelmann

Red Hot Musicians!
Vote for your girl!!! Show me some love!!!! XoXo Red Hot MusiciansDate: 23 Aug 2007, 11:55 Myspace Polls create your own cool colorfull polls or take Myspace Surveys and Myspace QuizzesVote For the Red Hot Fan of The Month!VOTE FOR YOUR GIRL!!! Myspace Polls create your own cool colorfull polls or take Myspace Surveys and Myspace Quizzes

Red Hair Jokes
What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed A blonde let's you leave the bed when you are satisfied - a redheadlet's you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied. How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead? She unties you A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a redhead with three small children running around at her feet. He said, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex." The researcher was a little taken aback. He said, "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?" The redhead said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My

Redhedd.com
To ALL my friends and fans!!! I might have asked you to do this before, But I really need your help! I joined a site called redhedd.com I love this site. Its all about redheads, and for those that love redheads. ANYWAY they are giving a way two trips to NYC to a redhead gathering to the top two people that get the most people to join. I don't care if you ever do anything with the acct, I REALLY appreciate if you would join and use this code when you do http://www.redhedd.com/signup/friend_BrandiLea/ THANK YOU! Brandi

Red Hatters
An old biker couple was out for a Sunday drive in the pick-up as they came up on this old tavern some 50 miles from home, a place that they use to frequent while out on the bike. Both weathered from many years in the sun, their hair still long and totally white and still wearing boots, Harley tees and blue jeans. As they went into the tavern and sat up to the old bar, the husband leans over and asks his wife of many years, "Darlin' do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." "Yes," she says, "I remember it well. That was the first time. We were both drunk and your finger was the only thing that was hard.” "Ok," he says, "That's enough about that, but how about we take a stroll down memory lane. We can do it again for old time's sake?" "Bulldog, your an old devil, that sounds crazy at our age, but a good idea" she said. An off duty pig was sitting across the bar

Redhead Train
To get on this train r/f/a all members. And in case you're not sure what those letters mean...RATE/FAN/ADD...and you MUST do all three. Let them know that you are joining the "sexy redhead club" in your friend request. If they are already a friend leave them a comment like "redheads rock" or something similar and don't forget to re-rate them. Don't just pass them by because you're already friends. And again my number one rule... NO DRAMA...NO DRAMA...NO DRAMA did i say NO DRAMA When new members add you rate them as well as leave them a comment. ..let them know you're joining the sexy redhead club. Rate the redhead folder on *Beautiful Brown Eyes* profile and you'll get a special sexy redhead tag. Start with this picture Don't forget to message *Beautiful Brown Eyes* when you've finished the train to be added....and rate the picture folder for your special sexy redhead

Red Head Quotes...lmao Thanks Andi *hugs Ya*
"Redheads are too numerous to be ignored, too rare to be accepted." Grant McCracken "I love being a redhead. It's a rare thing, so I think there's a bond between redheads." Laura Prepon "Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead." -Lucille Ball "You'd find it easier to be bad than good if you had red hair," "People who haven't red hair don't know what trouble is."-Anne in Anne of Green Gables "Blondes are noticed but redheads are never forgotten." "Nobody who has known a redhead can say that redheads are tame. Even shy redheads have a burning spark of adventure inside them. Opinionated, hotheaded, logical, loyal, friendly, reserved, whatever the redheads' personality, you can bet they'll have SCADS of it!" -Review of The Redhead Encyclopedia "All throughout history, from Reuben to Robbins, redheads have been recognized as a rare breed. Blondes may have more fun, brunettes may be brainier, but when it comes down to raw ene

Red_hot_brides
Picked out your wedding dress already ? Let me tell you a secret. It's a big secret. Here it is. You picked a: B O R I N G wedding dress See http://redhotbrides.com for exciting and classy wedding dress options

Redheaded Scarlet
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Redheads
Red hair is a woman's game.The harsh truth is, most red-haired men look like blondes who've spoiled from lack of refrigeration. They look like brown-haired men who've been composted out behind the barn. Yet that same pigmentation that on a man can resemble leaf mold or junkyard rust, a woman wears like a tiara of rubies.Not only are female redheads frequently lonely but theirs is a loveliness that suggests both lust and danger, pleasure and violence, and is, therefore, to the male of the species virtually irresistible. Red-Code Red-were the tresses of the original femme fatale.Of course, much of the "fatale" associated with redheads is illusory, a stereotypical projection on the part of sexually neurotic men. Plenty of redheads are as demure as rosebuds and as sweet as strawberry pie. However, the mere fact that they are perceived to be stormy, if not malicious, grants them a certain license and a certain power. It's as if bitchiness is their birthright. By virtue of thei

Rediculous!!!
all i see on every females profile on here is add me, rate me, and most importantly FAN ME!!! i keep fanning more and more people that add me as friends but i never get fanned in return. whats the deal people? as of right now ive got 290 friends and 69 fans. anybody see a problem with that ratio? ive fanned 285 people which means i must have fanned all but 5 people on my friends list. so please, if you take the time to read this....and if youve taken the time to add me as a friend....please take the time to fan me as well. its only the fair thing to do!

Red Is The Color !!!
http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=53532 LISTEN UP BISHES DJ DOMS IS BACK ON THE AIR SO COME ROCK THIS BISH OUT WITH ME!!! COME JOINS US FOR SOME FUN AT THE RED DRAGON!!! (repost of original by 'DJ Doms_pimp' on '2008-01-10 10:06:28') LISTEN UP DJ TRANSFORMER ON THE AIR SO COME ROCK THIS BISH OUT WITH HIM!!!

Rediscover Yourself
Have you ever given yourself to another? Has your world ever been the center of someone else? What if they were no longer there? What if you find that your life was more centered around them, then their centered around you? How do you remember the old you before they existed? Can you rediscover yourself for you again? Or do you have to create a new you?

Redistribution Of Wealth
What a great example of Obama's policy! Yesterday on my way to lunch, I passed one of the homeless guys in that area, with a sign that read 'Vote Obama, I need the money. ' Once in the restaurant my waiter had on a 'Obama 08' tee shirt. When the bill came, I decided not to tip the waiter and explained to him while he had given me exceptional service, that his tee shirt made me feel he obviously believes in Senator Obama's plan to redistribute the wealth. I told him I was going to redistribute his tip to someone that I deemed more in need--the homeless guy outside. He stood there in disbelief and angrily stormed away. I went outside, gave the homeless guy $3 and told him to thank the waiter inside, as I had decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy looked at me in disbelief but seemed grateful. As I got in my truck, I realized this rather unscientific redistribution experiment had left the homeless guy quite happy for the money he did n

Red In Review
Alrighty all, since my last post, a differnt tune has been played. The ideas I had have been pitched and seems to have been met with an upbeat attitude. We spent 2 hours talking them over. I feel much better. Although, last nights show had some issues. Mchgn, my brother, was ejected for bashing my music, which IS a lounge rule. Only issue is that he has been bashing the music I play for 20 years. That is his thing and almost everyone knew it. A new staff member did not know that Mchgn is basically an untouchable when i'm on air. As is OP, and any of my loyals that have followed me through the years no matter where I broadcast. Its one of the things I demand when doing my show. Yes, I demand alot of leway when I'm on , but if you look at what I bring in and maintain over the course of a night, I think its well worth it. No one else on Fubar does anything close to what i do, period. I will post more as it arises... Ok, my brother, OP, has just informed me, two nights before my first wedd

Rediscovery
Hello Fu-Wrld this will be my on going bog about my reentery into society after serving 5 years in prison for felony poss. of a firearm, and poss. of a controlled substance.I was released frm prison on June 29,2009. From Haynesille Correctional Center located in Virginia As of this date I am still Clean and Sober, I've turned my lifearound, the first time in 25 years I am not Getting hih on one drug another! So far I have gotten my old Job back for SeaBoard Builders and working with my best friend Jaded1(Dennis), Living with him, He was kind enough to rent me a room in hi home.I have ordered my Studio Tattoo Kit so I can start tattooing again and I have made some good friends i the rooms of N/A, I feel good about where I am in my life, Ifeel good about where I m going, I haven't found a special woman yet but I am hopeful that if I stay the course and keep it, all things will come around. Today is July 24,2009 and I'll post every day or so, If you hae a lovd one doing time then please

Redikard.com
Use REDIKARD for RemittanceIf you have friends or family in the Philippines, you need to know about REDIKARD Remittance. There's no easier way to send money to the Philippines. Use any computer, at any time of day, just a few clicks of the mouse and your Remittance is done, or use one of our international bank accounts worldwide to Remit your money to the Philippines.REDIKARD Remittance is different from traditional money orders or wire transfers. For first time Remitter, You tell us where to send the money, and we will deliver a REDIKARD Prepaid Card directly to your friend or family member. Once they received the card, you can remit money to the Philippines, from your checking or savings account in over 70 countries worldwide. The REDIKARD Prepaid Card can be used to withdraw cash at any ATM with Megalink, Bancnet on any ATM worldwide with VISA/Plus logo, or used for purchases wherever VISA cards are accepted. It's simple and secure. Money remittance to the Philippines has never bee

Redistribution Of Wealth
Redistribution of wealth-sounds like a good concept so why are so many opposed to it?...The sad truth is, some of it has to do to with greed. But, if you accept the premise that most people are good, there has to be another reason. I believe it is in the implementation of such a program. Undoubtably it would come in the form of higher taxes on the wealthy. The problem is taxes go to the government and the government is very much like the mafia. First a certain percentage would be skimmed off the top to line the pockets of the politicians. Then some would be steered into the politicians' pet projects. Then more would go to the special interest groups and campaign supporters of the politicians, ie-rich people like George Soros and union bosses like Richard Trumpka. In the end pennies on the dollar would go to the people who really need it. I'm sure the government would tell you that it would go to create jobs. But how has all the stimulus spending and a $15trillion dollar debt helped o

Red Kettle
It's the season for helping others. I have started my own Red Kettle to help raise money for the Salvation Army. Please reach into your hearts and donate a few dollars for those less fortunate then ourselves. All donations go directly to the Salvation Army. Your gift will assist The Salvation Army in providing meaningful Christmas assistance and help make the holidays brighter for families, children and others in need. This is a tradition that The Salvation Army has preserved for 126 years. Thanks to the generosity of donors like you, the tradition continues. Your contribution not only helps The Salvation Army provide for those in need at Christmas, it allows us to meet the many year-round needs of the poor and forgotten in local communities. Our promise to you is that we will always “Do the Most GoodSM” for the most people with the most needs. Thank you Dynamic fundraising meter for your Red Kettle campaign.

Redlightcenter
If yoy enjoy this site you'll redlightcenter its myspace,expeeps,and fubar all in one but with a virtual experience. Total adult site with bars,strip clubs,dance clubs,roller rink just to much to list. Let's not forget virtual sex. Also great profiles the best place on the net for fun and fantasy. Plus its free... So sign up and I get you some good ratings... http://social.redlightcenter.com/?trq=5622

Red Light Auction
~*~Turn The Red Lights On Ladies!!~*~ Auction officially starts Friday, June 27th. But as soon as I have your pics and offer the bidding will start! So put on your Sexy Red Dresses, send me your offer and $50,000 fubuck entry fee and lets turn the Red Lights On!! Your Hostess: *Pink0828 ~*~Snatch My Panties*~*~Lovingly Owned By Keith67 ~*~Sarges Bad Girl~*~@ fubar

Red Lobster Lol
Subject: WARNING; RED LOBSTER - PLEASE READ This is pretty serious. I don't know if you go to Red Lobster, but you may not want to after reading this. Warning about Red Lobster Restaurants This one sure took me by surprise. NO, I did NOT check this out with Snopes, but please, feel free to do so. WARNING ABOUT RED LOBSTER RESTAURANTS This is important and worth the time to read! Warning!! Be careful if you eat at RED LOBSTER RESTAURANTS A young women was having a meal at the restaurant and suddenly began to experience intense chest pains. Nothing her friends or the restaurant personnel did would relieve the pain. '911' was called and an ambulance was sent and the women was transported to a nearby hospital where doctors removed the women's blouse. As soon as this was done, emergency room personnel were able to properly diagnose the cause of the pain: AND YOU CAN GET CRABS

Redlight Children
children trafficking is a serious problem we have all over the world. from cambodia to your own hometown, children are being sexually exploited. Little boys and girls, ranging from as young as 3 years old are being sold for sexual purposes. Instead of being nurtured in a safe environment, they are being handed down from one despicable shameless man to another. Beyond Law & Order, I did not know how major this problem is. But when I went to a fundraiser, I realized that the episodes I've been watching are not at all far from the truth. I heard reality through the words of a little girl and her unforgettable memories...being forced to go to a brothel, being scolded to clean her blood from her rapist, being scared because a gun was pointed to her head, being yelled at for taking too long with a 'customer.' you can't help but cry when listening to her speak and you can't help but get infuriated with disgust because these inhumane actions are actually real. Redlight ch

Red Light Death Scene
1.Born and raised in Kentucky 2.I actually like living here... 3.My middle name is Dawn 4.Its plain and I hate it 5.SO not a morning person 6.I hate to be called "goth" 7.Call me "emo" and I'll bite your fucking nose off! 8.I bite my nails till they bleed 9.Have recently tried to stop, ha 10.I dislike the idea of marriage 11.I always drink too much 12.I'm a pothead (go figure!) 13.Green peas make me wanna hurl!!! 14.Suck my toes and I'll be your slave for life 15.I have 3 pets snakes ( Diva, Jack, and Lucius) 16.I have 1 dog (Brandy) 17.Graveyards are my home away from home 18.I love creepy crawlies 19.I'm not afraid of anything 20. ...ok, I still think monsters are out to get me 21.I love feet! 22. Policemen make me really nervous... 23. ...I have a thing for policemen 24.I wanna be a Park Ranger when I grow up! 25.I love the outdoors 26.Science turns me on 27.ignorance turns me off 28.I have a dried owls foot in my jewelry box (its cool) 29.My favorite col

Red Light, Go!!!
Rainy thundery Saturday morning... Hot cup of coffee and I listen to Pandora... Have to love my Ipodtouch giggle... Not much going on in my side of the Universe. Going to Cedar Rapids for a birthday outing (bar hopping) might wear my stilettos tonite! *more giggles* Have to add to my wardrobe soon- love those little black dresses... and i have an excuse to wear my black raincoat tonite- it's a classy little thing... uhmmm i feel an outfit combination coming together... as for this afternoon- need to buy my old mare some grain- and call the other vet to draw her blood- i think she is sick poor old lady. well, peace out...

Red Light District
Come one come all to the newest and best lounge on fubar . Its called the red light district its the number 1 spotlight lounge today come and check it out if any ladies come right now or tonight i will buy a round of drinks for all who come and check us out . I f you come ladies you know the guys will follow you to it so come on in.

Red Marbles
RED MARBLES I was at the corner grocery store buying some early potatoes. I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprising a basket of freshly picked green peas. I paid for my potatoes but was also drawn to the display of fresh green peas. I am a pushover for creamed peas and new potatoes. Pondering the peas, I couldn't help overhearing the conversation between Mr. Miller (the store owner) and the ragged boy next to me. 'Hello Barry, how are you today?' 'H'lo, Mr. Miller. Fine, thank ya. Jus' admir in' them peas. They sure look good.' 'They are good, Barry. How's your Ma?' 'Fine. Gittin' stronger alla' time.' 'Good. Anything I can help you with?' 'No, Sir. Jus' admirin' them peas.' 'Would you like to take some home?' asked Mr. Miller. 'No, Sir. Got nuthin' to pay for 'em with.' 'Well, what have you to trade me for some of those peas?' 'All I got's my prize marble her

Red Marbles
I was at the corner grocery store buying some early potatoes.I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprizing a basket of freshly picked green peas.I paid for my potatoes, but was also drawn to the display of fresh green peas.I am a pushover for creamed peas and new potatoes. Pondering the peas, I couldn't help overhearing the conversation between Mr. Miller (the store owner) and the ragged boy next to me."Hello Barry, how are you today?""H'lo, Mr. Miller. Fine, thank ya. Jus' admirin' them peas. They sure look good.""They are good, Barry. How's your Ma?""Fine. Gittin' stronger alla' time.""Good. Anything I can help you with?""No, Sir. Jus' admirin' them peas.""Would you like to take some home?" asked Mr. Miller."No, Sir. Got nuthin' to pay for 'em with.""Well, what have you to trade me for some of those peas?""All I got's my prize marble here.""Is that right? Let me see it." said Miller."Here 'tis. She's a dandy.""I can see that. Hmmmmm, only t

Redmist
My heart is in limbo, Awaiting a home, Im not single, Yet im alone, My love is in another plaxe, Yet to touch him, Kiss his face, Given love if pure devotion, Separated by an icean. Online-love aucks sometimes :(

Redneck Church
1. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... the finance committee > >> > refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none > >> > of the members knows how to play one. > >> > > >> > 2. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... people ask, when they > > learn > >> > that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, > >> > and > >> > what bait was used to catch 'em. > >> > > >> > 3. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... when the pastor says, > >> > "I'd > >> > like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," five guys and two > > women > >> > stand up. > >> > > >> > 4. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... opening day of deer > >> > season > >> > is recognized as an official church holiday. > >> > > >> > 5. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... a member of the church > >> > requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't > > never > >> > been in a hole it couldn't get out of". >

Redneck Jokes
First Time Clem drove his pickup alongside the road and showed his buddy Jed where he'd first had sex. "It was right down there by that there tree. I remember it plain as day. It was a warm summer day... We were madly in love... We made our way down to that the tree and made love for hours," explained Clem. "That sounds amazing," exclaimed Jed. "Yep, it was goin' real well until I looked up and saw her momma standing right there watching us..." "Damn, what did her momma say when she saw you puttin' it to her daughter?" "Baaaaa..." Redneck Vasectomy After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative, said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fire

Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided they weren't going anywhere in life, and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first redneck went in to see the counselor, who told him to take Math, History, and Logic. "What's Logic?" the first redneck asked. The professor answered by saying, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "I sure do." said the first redneck. "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor. "That's real good!" said the redneck. The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house." Impressed, the redneck said, "Amazin!" "And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife," continued the professor. "That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The redneck is obviously catching on. "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor. "You're absolutely right!" exclaimed the redneck. Why that's t

Redneck Parachute Jump
Just before a new redneck had his first parachute jump, his sergeant reminded him, "Count to ten, then pull the first rip cord. If it snarls, pull the second rip cord for your auxiliary chute. After you land, our truck will pick you up." The paratrooper took a deep breath and jumped. He counted to ten and pulled the first cord. Nothing happened. He pulled the second cord. Again, nothing happened. As he plummeted to the ground, he said to himself, "I'll bet that truck won't be there either!"

Redneck Bugle Classified Ads:
FREE: Yorkshire Terrier. 8 years old. Hateful little dog bites. FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 neighbor's sneaky dog. FREE PUPPIES: Part German Shepard, part stupid dog. GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Male. Neutered. Speaks German. Free to good home. FOUND: Dirty white dog. Looks like a rat. Real dirty. Been outside awhile. Better be a reward. SNOW BLOWER for sale. Only used on snowy days. LIVESTOCK FOR SALE: Cows and calves, never bred. Also one gay bull for sale. FOR SALE: Nordic Track $300. Like new, hardly used, call Chubby. PRODUCE FOR SALE: Georgia peaches. Great taste! California grown. 89 cents/lb. FOR SALE: Nice parachute. Excellent condition. Never opened. Used only once. Joining nudist colony! Must sell Maytag washer and dryer. $300. OPEN HOUSE: Body Shapers Toning Salon this Saturday from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Tryout our new equipment and look over our personal exercise plans! Free coffee and donuts. FOR SALE: One man/six woman

Redneck
TRUE AMERICAN REDNECK It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor! Only I don't see it as Humor, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Ya'll know who ya' are... You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival." You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem In ENGLISH. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat VietNam vets with great respect, and always have. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what

Red Neck Son
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida?????" CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!" RIVER WALK There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-

Redneckwoman
ok guys im still trying to figure all this out..grr but hey i will get it wach and see im just like that.lol just give me a lil bit and i will get it..i promise i will but anyways i think im going to like it once all is said and done. huggs and kisses to all

Red Neck Pickup Lines
1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts ti

Redneck Stuff
Yes, the new one is out! Brand new edition of... "You know you're a redneck when...... 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive. 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7.You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.

Redneck Pick Up Lines
A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. He asks the man his name. "Fred," he replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred," the man responds. The officer is in a good mood, doesn't smell alcohol, and thinks he might just give the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So the officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?" The man replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me." "I was born Fred Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself, studied hard, and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD. "After a while I

Redneck Mens Pick Up Lines
1) Did you fart? 'cause you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? 'cause you sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? 'cause I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? 'cause I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

Redneck Pick Up Lines
Redneck Man's pick up lines 1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2)Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3)My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in. 4)Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5)Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6)If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7)You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8)Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10)I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11)Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12)If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13)Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think

Redneck
Ok, that's it, tonight is the last fucking time someone is gonna piss me off in Texas. And my solution is moving. As soon as I get my shit sold, I'm gone. So for those of you here in Texas, I'm sorry. I can't take it no more. Those of you in Florida, I'm on my way, just give me time. (BTW, just to let ya'll know, I got ran off the road in Mineral Wells, TX, I'm still not very happy about that) Well, if I am friends with any of ya'll on myspace, I'm not there anymore. Myspace deleted my acct cause of my rebel pics that I uploaded the other day. I will not create another acct there. Anyways. Hope ya'll are doing good. Redneck alright, i just received a text from someone who i thought wanted to date me and shit, but you know what. She text me(forget fucking calling me)to tell me we should be friends. I hate ths sorry state(sorry to those of you whole like texas). I"m gonna sell my shit, and I'm moving back to florida. I'm tired of dating, trying to get out of debt and everything else.

Redneck Humor
Bubba's Buttholes Bubba died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer,were sent for. Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him over and Daryl looked and said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer looked down and said, "No, it ain't Bubba. "The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two buttholes." "What? He had two buttholes?", said the mortician. "Yup, everyone in town knew it. Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them two buttholes..." Texas Redneck The National Transportation Safety Board recently divu

Redneck
TO ALL MY FRIENDS ALL CHERRY TAP!!!!FIRST I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A WOUNDERFUL EASTER!SECOND FOR ALL THE ONES WHO SEND A GET WELL TY MUAH!!!AND THIS TO MY BEST FRIEND SHE IS THE BEST.SHE CALLS ME AND CHECKS ON ME AND FLIRTS WITH MY OLD MAN AND THAT IS SO CUTE,GOTTA LUV HER OK AND HIM. damn another day in hell.

Redneck From %^&&
Just a little about me. I am a redneck from Idaho who drives truck for a living. I have two true loves of my life. One is 15 years old and the other is 8 years old. Their names are Jamie and Harri. I like to do almost anything doutdoors. My all time favorite past time other than the one that can not be mentioned here is to hunt. I am willing to try just about anything once, twice if I like it. I guess that is pretty much all that needs to be said for now. Will add just about anyone as friend so feel free to write. Dave

Redneck Man's Pickup Lines
1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you in I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts inyer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

Red Neck Sex Test
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. The clitoris is a type of flower. True or False 2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False 3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False 4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. True or False 5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False 6. A G-string is part of a fiddle. True or False 7. Semen is a term for sailors. True or False 8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly. True or False 9. Testicles are found on an Octopus. True or False 10. Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False 11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. True or False 12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. True or False 13. Coitus is a musical instrument. True or False 14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. True or False 15. An umbilical chord is part of a parachute. True or False 16. A condom is a large apartment complex. True o

The Redness
I just wanna get RED Type: Common Interest - Activities Description: Gettin RED- What could possibly be finer?(other than a few key moments in life of course), one can find a period of relief from the daily bullshit with a little RED time. Whether it's one on one or more of a group effort, the redness is taking hold everywhere and at all times- If they're is one thing that has the power to bring the masses of this crazy world together. It is all of our desires to assist ourselves in whatever may ail us. Even if you dont speak the same language or have any appriciation for one anothers culture, you will still feel about the same once the redness begins to take hold, we all might as well be screaming the chinese equivalent of "Take it To the Faaaaccceeee!"- But i digress, which one might often do under a RED influence of some kind.But. Rather than sweeping our habits under the carpet and putting on this whole facade when those who aren't normally there come around, i say that we we

Redneck
Redneck Happy and Sad tale A Redneck couple were sharing a bottle of Jack Daniels when the husband Said, "I bet you can't tell me somethin' that will make me happy and sad all at The same time." The wife thought about it for a few moments, then answered, "Your pecker's bigger than yer brother's" ------------------------------------------------- Today's my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those payments! So I call my baby girl, Lakeesha, to come to my house and when she get there, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this cheque over to yo momma house and tell her this be the last cheque she ever be gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo momma's face." So, my baby girl take the cheque over to her momma. I be anxious to hear what she say and 'bout the 'spression on her face. Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what you momma say 'bou

Redneck Son
Dearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow, because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last West Virginia family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since. The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days. About that coat you wanted me to send. Your Uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get m

Redneckgal
Hello Every One, Sorry I havent been on here in a while... My Mom got really sick and passed away in August to Cancer... The guy I was with for a couple of years and planning a life with, has called it off with me cuz of some stuff from his past that is catching up with him I guess... I dont know none of it makes any sense to me... Right now I am trying to find a way to get my things packed and stored and place to stay at for a bit until I finish my doctor appointments and are able to move... At least I have my 3 doggies... I am having to sell my horse and some other stuff so I wont have a lot to haul... It looks like I will be heading for Cody, Wyoming once its all said and done... I have been really down and upset and hurt and confused... All my friends have moved away to other places and I feel alone... Sorry for all the babbling but I needed to get it out and still have more but dont want to bore any one... Hope you all have a great one... Thank you... Hey to all who rea

Redneck Remedies
You Might be a City Girl If.. You believed that the car was REALLY out of gas. You've never tried a chaw of Red Man. You've never tipped a cow because they don't work in restaurants. You won't bait your own hook because worms are "icky". You do all of your gardening in barrels on the patio. You get to park your car in the garage because your husband doesn't own ANY old tractors. You've never gotten a jar of Bag Balm as a gift. You don't like country ham. You've never even heard of red-eye gravy. You know how to make quiche, and your husband actually likes it. You think pork butts are part of a pigs ass. You've never been to a tractor pull. Your boyfriend took you to a tractor pull and you DIDN'T like it. You think that wind mill in the cow pasture is there to keep the cows cool. Your boyfriend's truck was made in Japan. Your kids play soccer instead of baseball. You like deer because they have pretty brown eyes. You saw the vet preg-c

Redneck Puter Terms
Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way. Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer. Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving. Do not remove the seats from the car so that all your kids can fit in. Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession. Do not remove the marlbro from your mouth before telling the state trooper to kiss off. Put Brush Guards on all our vehicles When taking Shortcut off road, be careful as not to hit anyone who might be walking. You must have big tires on all vehicles (even cars). A Jack Daniels bottle is not a gear shift. When you get stopped and the officer says he is going to write you a ticket don't tell him, "No thanks, I won't be stay

Redneck Layout Or Bacckground
All you rednecks out there listen up i have a mission for ya (u help me and ill help u). I need a background or layout for my profile it has to be redneckish or southern pride or both. Send it to me if you find one. thanks ya'll.

Redneck
Dear Mull, I am rightin' this here letter slow as I know ya cain't read fast. Me and my wife and the kids and 6 dogs went and moved last week. I took the house numbers with us so we don't have to do one of them there address changes. I got me a good job here. I finally got to be a pilot. I work for Daniel's Tree Service. They cut the wood and I pilot. Things here are about the same. We took Grandma to the doctor so she could get Grandpa some of them Viagra pills. She slipped them into his coffee so he wouldn't know. He went crazy. He grabbed her and ripped her clothes off right there in front of all us. He throwed everything off the table and kept taking her over and over again. Grandma said the sex was great but she is upset that the people at McDonalds said we couldn't come back no more. I went whorse back riddin' the other day. I'm lucky to be alive. That whorse took off and I almost fell off. I was hangin' on for my life and screamin' my head off. I don't know what I'd don

Red Neck
I'm so bored. I really wish that the friends that lived nearby were better friends... like if my best friend would call me for a change to make plans instead of me always having to call her to make plans. I've just stopped calling.. she apparantely doesn't care. ugh....i just spent 20 minutes venting in a blog only to have it erased because I forgot to fill in the subject before i tried to post it. i'm mad at myself and i'm not retyping it.

Redneck Vascectomy
Redneck Vasectomy After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative, said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count... "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on h

Redneck
Well i have been back in Mississippi for the last 3 months as of today Well in the last 3 months i have seen alot of things that you would say you might be a redneck if These things i have seen i will explain and there all pretty interesting and were funny to me since they all tell me im not a redneck Well one of the first things that happend when i was here was my 16 year old nephew decided he wanted a small boat to go on the pond with since we have 3 ponds here its a logical request well anyway we couldnt find one at the exact point that he wanted one so he decided to go out to the trailers that were wripped apart during Katrina and get the bath tubs out of it well about an hour later we had about 7 kids out on the pond in bath tubs and using things like brooms and rakes and stuff to paddle with i thought this was funny as hell then a few weeks Later a friend of the family was going to rehab and he didnt pay any attention to the shirt he had been wearing that morning and walked in

Redneck Friends
FRIENDS: Will stand guard while u take a piss. REDNECK FRIENDS; Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes. --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. REDNECK FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up ------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. REDNECK FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points. -------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REDNECK FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun " ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Cry with you. REDNECK FRIENDS: Laugh at you ---------------------------------------------------------

Rednecks
A lawyer and a redneck are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer asks if the redneck would like to play a fun game. The redneck is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500. This catches the redneck's attention ,and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The redneck doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the redneck's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He send

Redneck Pick Up Lines
Redneck Pick-Up Lines 1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. 4) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em. 5) If you was a tree and I were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock." 8) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 9) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner. 10) If yer gonna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til the afternoon. 11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,................every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

Rednecks Bar
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Redneck Book Of Etiquette
Tips From the Redneck Book of Manners 1. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 2. It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church. 3. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets. 4. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U- Haul to the funeral home. DINING OUT 1. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label. 2. Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the restaurant may not have dogs. ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME 1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist. 2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table no matter how good his manners are. PERSONAL HYGIENE 1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys. DATING (Outside the Family) 1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on

Redneck Subbies
I found this years ago and then modified it by adding more to it, just a little humor I wanted to share.. Redneck subbies.. If you have ever gone to a play party in curlers and a kerchief, you just might be a redneck sub. If you count your spankings "1...2...3...the next number...the next number...the next number...", you just might be a redneck sub. If your safeword is "cut it out or I'm tellin' Maw", you might just be redneck sub. If you know what your Master expects from you by the way He belches, you just might be a redneck sub. If your Master tells you to fix him a steak, and you start by loading the shotgun, you just might be a redneck sub. If fulfilling your Master's every whim means picking up a 12-pack and changing the TV channels for Him, you might just be a redneck sub. If you have ever been bound and gagged in the bed of a rusty pick up truck,you just might be a redneck sub. If you have ever tried to brighten the dungeon decor with a p

Rednecks Know How To Git R Dun
'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?' 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'Marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it insidethem logs, but he's hidin' it there.' 'Thank you very much for the call, sir.' The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. Theysearch the shed where the firewood is kept.Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. 'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?' 'Yeah!' 'Did they chop your firewood?''Yep!' 'Happy Birthday, buddy!' (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).

Redneck
On a hot summer day, a redneck came into town with his dog. He tied the dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a cold beer. About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who owned the dog tied under the tree. The redneck said that it was his. The policeman said, "Your dog seems to be in heat." The redneck replies, "No way dog's in heat she's cool kawse I got 'er tied unner the shade tree." The policeman says, "No! You don't understand your dog needs to be bred. . "No way," the redneck says, "dog don't need bread, she ain't hongry, kawse I fed 'ER beef jerky this mornin'." Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO! You don't seem to understand, your dog wants to have sex!" The redneck looks at him with a long pause and says, "Go 'head. I always wanted a police dog!"

Redneck Pickup Lines
1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!' Woman - 'WHAT?' Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.' 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. 14) I may not be the best lookin' guy in

Redneck Reconings
These Arkansas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken fried steak. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday. 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think the "nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive. 6. The salvation army declines your furniture. 7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of raid

Redneck Valentines
The Redneck Valentine! Kudzu is green, my dog's name is Blue And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's And without all them fleas. You move like the bass, Which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales But I luv you anyway. You're as graceful as okry Jist a-dancin' in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as Sun Drop Right out of the can. You have all yore teeth, For which I am proud; I hold my head high When we're in a crowd. On special occasions, When you shave yore armpits, Well, I'm in hawg heaven, I'm plumb outta my wits. Still them fellers at work They all want to know, What I did to deserve Such a purty, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape Yo're there fer yore man, To patch up life's troubles And stick 'em in the can. Yo're as strong as a four-wheeler Racin' through the mud, Yet fragile as that sanger Named Naomi Judd. Yo're as cut

Redneck Daughter
Dear Redneck Daughter, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last West Virginia family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not to sure about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since. The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days. About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried and hot because it took him two hours to

Redneck Security System...
(Redneck) Home Security System.... 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans,a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammo. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

Redneck Pick-up Lines
Redneck Man's pick up lines... 1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna

Redneck Fixin's
I fixed my car yesterday with some Black Pepper and a wire coat hanger! It had been running hot and seemed to have a small radiator leak so I was told by a local garage here in TN to put about 2 tblsp. of black pepper into the radiator and it seals small leaks! Also my tail pipe was hanging so i replaced the broken hanger with a wire coathanger! Both worked! I guess I am good for something!

Redneck
GOTTA LOVE THEM REDNECKS......... Redneck word of the day "sodas" My girlfriend gives good head but sodas her sister New redneck pickup line: "Baby do u own a chicken farm? Cause u sure know how to raise some cock."

Redneck Leveling Crew
HEY FU-TOWN THERE'S A NEW LEVELING CREW AND THERE CALLED THE REDNECK LEVELING CREW AND THEY WANT YOU!!! DON'T U JUST HATE IT PEEPS WHEN YOU'RE SO CLOSE TO LEVELING AND NO ONE REALLY TO HELP YOU??? COME JOIN A CREW THAT HELPS YOU WHEN YOU REALLY NEED IT COME JOIN THE REDNECK LEVELING CREW!!!! CLICK ON THE LINK AND READ ARE HOME PAGE BEFORE JOINING Redneck Leveling Crew Homepage(Read profile before adding us)@ fubar THEN CONTACT DJ CHIEF OR DJ SMOKIE IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN JOINING ARE GREAT CREW!!!! DJ CHIEF OWNER OF HILLBILLY LOUNGE/FOUNDER OF REDNECK LEVELING CREW/OWNED BY ROSIE@ fubar DJ Smokie Co-Owner@Hillbilly Lounge&Redneck Leveling Crew&{Pain N Punishment}Fu Hubby To Toxic/Member Of Cuffed Angels/DJ@Copperheads

Redneck Sensitivity
Three rednecks, Cooter, Pete, and Billy Bob were workin way up high on a cell phone tower. As they started to work their way down, Cooter slipped, fell off the tower and was killed instantly. As the ambulance took his body away, Pete said " Well i guess someone needs to go tell Cooter's wife he's dead". Billy Bob said " I'll do it Pete, i'm purdy good at that sensitive stuff." Then he left to go tell her. Later on, Billy Bob came back carrying a case of Budweiser. Pete asked " Where did ya get that beer Billy Bob?" " Cooter's wife gave it to me." Billy Bob replied ! Pete said " You mean to tell me, that you went and told that woman that her husband just got killed, and she gave you a case of beer?" Billy Bob said " Not exactly, What i said was, you must be Cooters widow?" Then she said " You must be mistaken, i'm not a widow." And i said " ill bet you a case of beer you are."

Redneck Levelers
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Redneck
Today was my daughters field day at school so I thought I'd play hookie from work and join her for some fun. Now I always knew I was a bit redneck and I always knew I lived in a hick town but I really never knew how redneck it was til today. Yes I follow tractors to work every day. Yes I am lucky if I see five passenger vehicle drive by my house in a day and if I do the majority are road drinkin. Yes I eat my weaties to the wonderful smell of manure. Ok losing scope here sorry. So I am at the school field day and I learn that the school song is International Harvester by Craig Morgan. Here I was watching an entire student body of elementary kids belting out this tune with as much pride and volume as one could expect. It was great. After the kids rallied to their theme song we enjoyed watchin the kids smash the teachers and staff with creme pies, tug of war and the biggest water balloon fight I have ever participated in. Oh yeah food, I love my food, there was so much good food.

The Redneck Family Circle
our family page come join our family LaToya@ fubar coyote240@ fubar Joshua Xavier Update****Prayers needed Superman's MOM many of you know, Joshua Xavier was born at 3months due to IUGR. He has been in the NICU ever since and is doing well. He was only 5 pounds 1 oz and is now up to a 5 pounds 3onces. He is doing great and is a true fighter. They are now focusing on nutrition and getting him to get some fat on those bones! . UPDATE ::::: My little man got an infection and his health had deteriorated tremendously within the last 24 hours. They dont know the source of the infection, but it has had a snowball effect on other organs especially the kidneys Please pray that he gets better and that he is strong to get through this. They are very much appreciated. He had been doing well for his age and size for 1 day a true fighter. Help him get the stregth to fight through this too

Redneck Family
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Redneck Logic
Redneck Logic Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic. "What's logic?" the first redneck asked. The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "I sure do. " "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor. "That's real good!" said the redneck. The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house. " Impressed, the redneck said, "Amazing!" "And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife. " "That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The redneck was catching on. "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor. "You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wai

Redneck 411...lol
When I think of my love for you the wonder of its beauty takes my breath away. I cannot recall the moment in time it began, but only the overwhelming feeling of ecstasy it brought to me. For at that moment I knew happiness. A happiness I had never known before. For just the thought of you gave me joy beyond belief. The thought of being with you and being held by you was my one desire I knew once we first met none other would ever do, for I knew love. I knew love as I had never thought possible in this life time. It is a love of passion and desire. It is a never-ending need to you, for you, only you. When I think of my love for you I realize I now know the true meaning of love. I will love you as long as this life endures and beyond, for you are my dreams, my realities. You are my heart You are my meaning of true love. By:Shannon Those little things we sometimes do seem to go unnoticed But all the things I do for you you don't just let pass by E

Redneck Ryot
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Redneck Love Poem
SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL,SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOEAND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL.BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,HE SAID, 'THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.'YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YO' MOTHER.BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE;YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY. ***************************(Kinda brings a tear to yer eye, don't it?)

Redneck Words Of The Day
Redneck> words of the day> > 1. *Cheese*> The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a> sentence. Pepito replies:> Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.> > 2. *Mushroom*> When all my family get in the car, there's not> mushroom.> > 3. *Shoulder*> My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know> how to read so I, shoulder.> > 4. * Texas *> My fren always Texas me when I'm not> home> wondering where I'm at!> > 5. *Herpes*> Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and> she got herpes.> > 6. *July*> Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! > Julyer!> > 7. *Rectum*> I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!> > 8. *Chicken*> I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go> herself.> > 9. *Wheelchair*> We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry> wheelchair> > 10. *Chicken* *wing*> My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.> > 11. *Harassment*> My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her> honey harassment> nothing to me.> > 12. *Bish

Redneck Defined...lol
Rednecks live in the Southeastern United States. While they do not comprise the entire population in this region they do make up the vast majority of the people here. Typically, rednecks live in rural settings. They avoid urban settings. They are proud of their pick-up trucks or older cars and stick with them despite rising gas prices. They typically work industrial or manual labor jobs. The majority do not have anything beyond a high school education. They depend on the "Good 'Ol Boy" system of advancement. They are extremely weary of those who do possess the desire to act educated -- these people are perceived as sell-outs. You can often see rednecks hauling lawn equipment or hunting (dog) equipment even if they do not plan on using these items in the near future. It is a proud symbol of their social class. Rednecks often are seen about in hunting attire even though they do not plan to hunt anything. Dressing up comprises of dockers and a tucked in polo shirt. Baseball hats on men ar

Redneck Joke
REDNECK FARM KID in the Marine Corps Dear Ma and PaI am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.I was restless at first because you get to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. But I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing.Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food, plus yours, holds you until noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much.We go on 'route marches,' which t

Redneck Pick Up Lines
1. Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away. 2. Are your parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. 3. My love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. 4. Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out. 5. Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz i can see myself in em. 6. If you was a tree and i were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7. You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away 8. I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but i bet I can make yer bed rock. 9. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 10. Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 11. If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon 12. Yer face reminds me of a wrench. Looking at you makes my nuts tighten up!!

"red Neck Love"
When Henry was a youngster,he went to the drug store and asked the Pharmacist,"Sir,can you tell me where the ribbed condoms are?" The Pharmacist replied,"So,do you know what condoms are for?" "Sure do,They keep you from getting Venereal Diseases." The Pharmacist was impressed..."That's right,son. "Do you know what the ribs are for?" Henry paused and then answered,"Well,not really, but they sure do make the hair on my sheep's back stand up!!"

Redneck
Roses is red an' my neck's red too an' you make my lips pucker like a big plug o' chew. If you was my shed i'd be proud to have made ya an' if you was my gun,in my rack i'd display ya. Cuz yer sleek like a bas boat an' hotter'n fire yer more grippin' to me then a new set o' tries. I'm a sad. lovesick fool jus' a-caryin' a torch an' i whine like them houn' dogs that's under my porch. Cuz you make my head spin like i'uz drinkin' white lightnin' (I ain't use to much thinkin' i confess it's a mite fright' nin'.) But yu'v stol my poor heart like that big ol' tornader that come through last month an' took off with my trailer....

Redneck Heaven Lounge Staff Appl
` Redneck Heaven !!!!!!!!!!!!!ATTENTION PLEASE READ CAREFULLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SCREEN NAME: FIRST NAME: Yahoo Messenger Name: Email:POSITION APPLING FOR: Need to be a member for at least 10 days to allow other staff members to get to know you.If applying for DJ we ask that you DJ a minimum of 2 times a week.We expect greeter to greet EVERYONE who comes in the room and ask them to join if they are a visitor, greeters are not to do the enforcers job your job is to greet.Enforcers are there to keep the peace you are to defuse a problem before it starts you are to insure the rules are followed so always have your eye on the lounge and whats bein said.(DJ Position Only)WE KNOW LIFE AND KIDS COME FIRST LET THE DJ MANAGER KNOW IF YOU CANT MAKE A SHIFT,BUT WE ASK NOT TO MAKE IT ALL THE TIMEWE ALSO ASK TO BE TOLD AHEAD OF TIME.WHEN IS THE BEST TIMES YOU ARE AVALIABL

Redneck
Name:_____________________________Nickname:________________________________CB Handle:______________________________Address (RFD No.)_____________--_________________________Daddy (if unknown, list 3 suspects):____________________________________Mamma:___________________________________Neck Shade:_________Light Red _________Medium Red __________Dark RedNumber of teeth exposed in full grin: Upper_______ Lower________Name of Pickup owned:________________________Height of Truck________________Truck equipped with:Gun Rack ______4-Wheel Drive ______Confederate Flag _______Cassette Deck ______Load of Wood ______Hijacker Shocks _______Radar Detector ______Mag Wheels ______Dual CB Antennas _______Spittoon ______Camper Top ______Air Horns _______Mud Flaps ______Toothpick Holder ______Mug-Grip Tires _______Racoon Hide ______Big DogNumber of empty beer cans on floorboard or in bed of pickup:_________BUMPER STICKERS:Eat More Possum _____My other car is a piece of shit too _____Honk if you're horny _

Redneck Jokes
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant.Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again.Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn't get pregnant again."Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with me." People might think you are a Redneck if... Your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire...on her house The ASPCA raids your kitchen. You have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it. You celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in i

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Redneck
I was born on a mountain, raised in a cave, an fightin an fuckin is all i crave but when i'm dead an in my grave no more pussy will i crave but upon my grave stone it shall be seen HERE LIES THE BONES OF ONE MEAN FUCKIN MACHINE !!!!!!!!!! Now if you will take a real good shit an screw ur wig on tight, i will tell you about a real bad motherfucker they call doddamite, now doddmite was from sanintone a scramblin gamblin lil fucker since the day he was born now the day he dropped from his momma's ass he slapped his pappy in the face an said from now on mother fucker i run this pad it was one dark cold december night when his uncle broke in on doddamite, he said now look here your gonna straighten up an treat ur brother right or i'm gonna kick ur ass till ur heart stops beatin, now doddamite was a sittin on the floor just a playin he looked up an said "unck i do see those lips a qivirrin but hear a cock suckin word ur a sayin, now this made his uncle made an he let off

Redone
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Redo Blog Cause Im Done
I wrote a blog a while back and apparetnly i need to remind people of the shit i deal with on a weekly basis ..... I honestly am at the point in whichI either break down or just laugh threw it.. so please i beg you if you care or respect me dont add to my stress.. And no im not just picking one person and pointing the finger. I hope that bywriting this maybe you as a person can see that life outside Fu might not be great, try saying something nice and try respecting others and their right to have a place to come be safe and breath... Love you Wicked Heres the old blog: I am proud of the fact that Is usually pretty sweet and morally sound when it comes to being on the Internet.. What you see is what you get. I try to make everyone feel better about all the shit that's going on in their lives and make them at least laugh... Most I can make them feel a little bit better but some I cant help... What I want to know is what the fuck happens when my day is going to shit... do i compla

Red Rooster
HELLO!!!! THIS IS MY FIRST BLOG.. SO TELL ME HAPPY 46 TH. BIRTHDAY, AND ITS ALL COOL... STOP BY AND RATE MY PIC'S. RUSS..... CUM AND SAY HELLO , AND MAYBY WE CAN CHAT OR MEET SOMETIME. I LIKE TOO GET KINKY. ALL THE TIME

Red Roses Forever
Each year he sent her roses, and the note would always say, I love you even more this year, than last year on this day. My love for you will always grow, with every passing year." She knew this was the last time that the roses would appear. She thought, he ordered roses in advance before this day. Her loving husband did not know, that he would pass away. He always liked to do things early, way before the time. Then, if he got too busy, everything would work out fine. She trimmed the stems and placed them in a very special vase. Then, sat the vase beside the portrait of his smiling face. She would sit for hours, In her husband's favorite chair. While staring at his picture, and the roses sitting there. A year went by, and it was to live without her mate. With loneliness and solitude, that had become her fate. Then, the very hour, The doorbell rang, and there were roses sitting by her door. She brought the roses in, and then

Red Rules!
The first two days of school went well for the kids. I sorta roamed around in shock, and slept alot. Funny how even a good schedule change can really mess you up. It just doesn't feel as though the kids should be walking the school halls just yet. With the start of school of course there is all that paperwork to be done, and all of the gathering of appropriate school supplies. Do you just sometimes want to thumb your nose when your schedule tightens back up after a relaxed and carefree holiday. Its as though you are chaffing against the reins, not quite ready to be back in the proverbial saddle. Its the worst kind of feeling to have to do something you just would rather not contemplate. Of course in a few weeks summer fun will be a distant memory, as will wet bathing suits and grilling. We all seem to rush pell mell into the busy holiday season, grinding out our daily lives and anticipating the next time we will actually get to stop a moment and deep breathe. Speaking of holi

Red Rum
why is it that certain people always focus on the low, i know a guy that has enough in his life to be happy yet for some stupid fucked up reason he is feel depressed has hell today, he has an amazing woman in his life and yet he is so down and consumed by darkness, so much so he can't even see the reason for the depression it just hit him, to feel so low and out of it for no reason makes no sense, now he's beating himself up for what he calls being scum as it will no doubt bring down those around him which he doesn't want, wish i could figure out what the problem is and fight it off but hey guess he's stuck being down and out till the light comes back

Red Red Rose
Put our Love Quotes on your Site or Blog for free! A red, red rose O my Luve's like a red, red rose That's newly sprung in June; O my Luve's like the melodie That's sweetly played in tune. As fair art thou, my bonnie lass, So deep in luve am I; And I will luve thee still, my dear, Till a' the seas gang dry: Till a' the seas gang dry, my dear, And the rocks melt wi' the sun; I will luve thee still, my dear, While the sands o' life shall run. And fare thee weel, my only Luve, And fare thee weel awhile! And I will come again, my Luve, Tho' it ware ten thousand mile.

Redrum
Juggalo FamilyI dont care if you tant me or tease meI dont care if you use me and abuse meI always keep my hatchet up in the airI look around and see ninjas and ninjalettes everwereYou look around and dont see shitMy family of ninja and ninjalettes hide high and farI know that each and ever singel one of them will have my back when I fallWont leave me like your pussy ass friendSo juggalos and Juggalettes keep your hatchet raisedYour Faygo botttles filledAnd your blunts rolledNEVER EVER let thoses other hoes see ya die Dressed in all Jet Black with straight Maniac Contacts... just pass me the axe! Hellraisers and Fire-blazers!Ones who flipped trail-blazersOne whos wrestled aligators!BATTLED TERMINATORS!The Juggalos With StandingAxe-murder the high demandingWe are the JuggalosWe have those who will go to Shangri-LaN those who will visit hell's pitThe low down inconsideritI tell you to take a seatListen n sing along my wicked beatOr I'll punch you in the assN BDT you in the s

Red Rover
Something to be appreciated. I know I do: http://imaginepeace.com/news/archives/7550 Thank you, Yoko! Stumbling my way around in the dark.. *thump bump* *Splash*spills* Ahoy there! As you can probably tell, I'm new around here, and I'm still trying to figure out the maze. I'm reading the FuBible as time permits but its a process learning what's going on in here. For instance, how to get that tagline by my name? Anywho, I'll keep stumbling, fumbling and maybe mumbling until I feel real. Feel free to grab my hand and lead me through if you happen to bump into me. Peace All! ~Red~

Red Sox
well, the sox swept the yanks in a 3 games series for the first time in 17 years! they also had 4 home runs in a ROW in sunday's game, manny ramirez, j.d. drew, mike lowell then jason veritek! then lowell hit another homer with 2 on base for the win, awesome game and weekend. they start a 2 game series against the blue jays tomorrow. standby for the next update tuesday night.

Red Shirt Friday
Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, a man noticed a > Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and > two together. > > After they boarded our flight, he turned to the sergeant, who'd been > invited to sit in First Class (across from him), and inquired if he > was heading home. > > No, he responded. > > Heading out he asked? > > No. I'm escorting a soldier home. > > Going to pick him up? > > No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq , I'm taking him > home to his family. > > The realization of what he had been asked to do hit like a punch to > the gut. It was an honor for him. He said that, although he didn't > know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the > soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations > in so few days. > > The man turned back to the soldier, extended his hand, and said, > "Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my fam

Red Shirt Fridays
Red Shirt Fridays If the Red shirt thing is new to you, read below... Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq, I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so

Red Shirt
Red Shirt If the Red shirt thing is new to you, read below... Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq , I'm taking him home to his family. The rea lization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I c

Red Shirt Friday
If the Red shirt thing is new to you, read below... Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq ; I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I can do what we do. Upon landing in Chicag

Red Sox!!
Beckett suspended for 6 games by MLB April 14, 2009 NEW YORK --Boston pitcher Josh Beckett has been suspended for six games and fined by Major League Baseball, which determined he intentionally threw a pitch near the head of the Los Angeles Angels' Bobby Abreu last week. Beckett also was cited for "aggressive actions" after the pitch that led to the benches clearing Sunday, according to Bob Watson, vice president for discipline in the commissioner's office. If Beckett appeals, any penalties would be delayed until after a hearing. Angels hitting coach Mickey Hatcher was suspended for one game and fined, and he was to serve the penalty Tuesday night. In addition, Watson fined Angels manager Mike Scioscia and players Torii Hunter and Justin Speier.

Red Sox Let Smotlz Go
OKay here we go again Tim wakefield is on the Dl and where is the 5 starter , why didnt the red sox make a trade for a pitcher, makes u kinda think doesnt it, last nites game againt the yankees hurt not only did the sox get killed they socred 6 runs against the yanks for not, i think theo is losing it, where is the ptching with lester beckett and the i mean ineffective brad penny u got the un proven clah buckholz oh okay okay he threw a no hitter but man he has struggled against poor teams. i dont get it they need a pitcher they let him go and got 4 first basemen Red SOx nation says its in theo we trust well for me its not this year they made a mistake giving up on Cliff lee felix hernadez or washburn what a fucking mess in red sox nation

Red Sweet Puckers
My red pucker Theme song! My pucker brings all the boys to the yard, I kiss you and make you beg for more! I can kiss you and make you beg for more. la la la la la If you want me, then you better show me, yes you better show me. I have lips for your desire My pucker brings all the boys to the yard, I kiss you and make you beg for more! I can kiss you and make you beg for more. la la la la you know that I'm always in charge my pucker is so sweet and creamy

Redstaar!!!!
Download for FREE!! Survival of the Fittest remixcd by REDSTAAR http://www.mixtapepage.com/index.php?order=search&srch_txt=redstaar www.youtube.com/redstaartv http://www.youtube.com/user/RedstaarTV?feature=mhum My MixCD!! Get a FREE copy at www.mixtapepage.com Type REDSTAAR in the search engine! Also catch up with my perfromances at www.youtube.com/redstaartv. Peace

Redskyy's Ninjatastic Life
So last night I was approached by a record label, I will be signing with them by the End of the month. And making good money doing what i love. It just goes to show you put blood sweat and tears into your work, good things will come out. Love always Redskyy

Red Thunder/robby Romero
WORDS WE SHOULD ALL TRY TO LIVE BY, AND ONES THAT I HOLD VERY DEAR AND SACRED!!< Prayer Song Words and Music by Robby Romero and Bobby Neuwirth great spirit, grant me vision that i may not go wrong and find myself in prison of things i have not done teach me the secret that i might see fill my heart with compassion to love my enemy mother earth will feed our hunger father sky will love her well make me worthy of this vision that no human tongue could ever tell the winds of life blow in four directions the sacred waters flow to the sea the eagle flies high as any mountain oh great spirit keep us free give me strength to learn the lesson make me wise to understand what it takes to walk in beauty as i learn to walk this sacred land the winds of life blow in four directions the sacred waters flow to the sea the eagle flies high as any mountain oh great spirit keep us free the winds of life blow in four directions the sacred wat

Reduce Stress
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN". 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write " For smuggling diamonds". 7. Finish all your sentences with " In accordance with the prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a Diet Water (with a serious face) whenever you go out to eat. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is " To Go". 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work. 14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poe

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle
Well, not really... Water is one of our most precious resources. Those that love in the west are starting to know this and we will all find out in the next 20 years. My garden appreciates fresh rainwater all summer long thanks to my rain barrel.... another interesting fact... In 2 minutes in the shower you use as much water as the average African does in a day. Lawn mower emit more polutants into the air than cars. Running a lawnmower for an hour emits the equivalent polution as driving 100 miles. For as long as I have owned my house this has been my means of cutting the grass: It is great exercise and I don't don't have to worry about waking the neighbors. Recycling one aluminum can saves enough power to run a TV for 3 hours.

Redux Tales
There used to be a land called Britannia in which I rode upon my horse, Betenoire, while being followed by a gorilla named Thyrm and a cat named Jachyra. I dressed in a black silk gown, which was a fascinating hex creation color by those that just cannot leave a programmed game as the programmers originally designed it. Though I lived in the castle of The Mercs, all of whom were Dread Lords (the title is gained as your player kills mounts) I, myself, was a Great Lady (a title gained by spending all my time killing zombies and mongbats, and never harming a hair on the head of any random adventurer). Britannia is a virtual world which exists in the Ultima Online MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Role Play Game, for any newbs). The best I could do to help the Mercs in their quest to dominate the world of Ultima was to stand on the steps of the castle and shriek smacktalk to any Great Lord rivals that came to call. They were faced with the disconcerting option of killing a Great Lady

Red Velvet
You're an Expert Kisser You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You? You Are a Red Velvet Cake Rich, decadent, and sensual. You have a deep appeal that transcends all trends. You are the definition of passion: intense, adventurous, and seductive. What Kind of Cake Are You? You Are an Indifferent Ex You're not one of those girls who thinks about her exes - or even remembers them "Love 'em and Leave 'em" is your motto. And your break ups tend to be a clean break. It's a nice strategy to have, and guys appreciate your total lack of emotional baggage. But just a little reminder: it is okay to remember the good parts of your past, even with exes. What Kind of Ex-Girlfriend Are You?

Redwoods Random Ramblings.
I'm not really a Giant Talking Tree, I just play one on the internets. I'm 36 from the happily backward state of Texas. Woo Cowboys (and that hasn't a thing to do with the footballs)! I'm generally fairly laid back, but I am a total political and current events harlot. I dig intelligent conversation, but I did total random oddness as well. I am so totally new to this place I probably have all of this upside down and sideways, but oh well. Enough about me, tell me about you? Good morning friends. Coming up next week on Cry Freedom, a production of The Free World Radio Network (http://www.freeworldradionetwork.net), I'll be engaging in part 2 of It's all about Gonzo, Gonzo, Gonzo. The Man, The Memory, The Dementia. You can tune in next week on Tuesday at 7PM Central Time. Just head to www.freeworldradionetwork.net, go to programs and click on Cry Freedom. Don't forget to check out our other programs as well and why not join us for The Free World Pub on Saturday Mor

Red, White & True
The fabric of our Flag is more than ever meets the eye. It wraps our very heart with love, and cloaks us when we die. Money will buy a replica, to fly upon a pole; but the real flag cannot be bought. It's earned with our soul. There's nothing like the feeling we share with our fellowman, as it guards our freedom given us by God's own hand. It's what makes a Mother weep even though she bursts with pride, a wife and children filled with dread, a Father's tears he cannot hide. The world can't understand it. They're not as blessed as we. America is not just a place -- it's an idea that keeps us free. The cost is more than worth it. That's what we believe is true. We give our young again and then Freedom is their gift to me and you. I may not have much left, but what I have I'll give to see this Flag continue to fly over this great country where we live.

Red White And Blue
The sun broke over the mountain as he waited there in the brisk morning, so cold his breath showed on each exhale. He looked at the wonder around him as a deer walked out into the meadow. The steam rolling off the back of the large buck as he grazed on the dew topped grass. He watched as the deer gracefully picked his way to eat the ice frosted clover. He remembered as a boy how his father had taught him to hunt. He remembered back upon each season's kill and wondered now why he took such glory in it, when the glory, for him now, was to watch how graceful and beautiful these animals could be.As his mind went back in time he thought about growing up poor with parents who worked so hard each day to put food on the table for him and the rest of the family. He is not sure that he ever thanked them for that but he knows that how he lived his life was in direct lines of how he was raised. Perhaps that was the way to show appreciation. He remembers the woodshed that father would take him and

Red, White And Blue
Brave Little Soldier by Dolly Parton I'm a brave little soldier I must be bold and strong A brave little soldier And I must carry on I'm a brave little soldier A brave little soldier I'm a brave little soldier I must fight, I must win I'm a brave little soldier Through hell and back again I'm a brave little soldier A brave little soldier Per rum, pum, pum Per rum, pum, pum Per rum, pum, pum, pum, pum Ye though I am marching through the valley filled with fear My steps are sure and sturdy and my aim is straight and clear The enemy is stalking me just waiting for the kill Like David slewed Galiath I will claim this battle field I'm a brave little soldier I must do what I can

Redzizzle
ITS THAT TIME PEOPLE RED SOX ARE IN SESSION AND WE GOT ONE ON THOSE HATED YANKEES OUR TIME IS NOW AND FUC YOU IF YOU DONT LIKE US HOLA IT IZ WHAT IT IZ LYING IZ LIKE DRUGZ ONCE YOU START YOU CANT STOP.WHY MUAFUCAS LIE BOUT NUN????

Reece "turnng Blue"
.. Today my son Reece "Turned Blue". What that means is he is now part of the elite group of men in Infantry. Just when I thought I could NOT be more proud of him, I found that my proudest moment as his Mom came today when I pinned the "Blue" cord on him. Why is this so special? Because for him it was HIS proudest moment. I have to tell you all he has matured so much. One of the hardest things I have EVER done is to let him go and become the man I always dreamed he would be. He is living his dream as an Infantry Soldier in the U.S. Army. I am living mine by watching him grow into an honorable man who will serve our country with integrity, honor and pride. In 12 days he leaves for Alaska. Very soon there after he will train in California and leave to afghanistan to proctect what we all hold so dear to us. Our freedom. Once again I ask that you all take a moment, if only this very moment right now, to say a pray for him and all of our American Soldiers, men and women, who do

Reed Richards Halloween Costume
Reed Richards Halloween Costume Shop for halloween costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! This season you can go wearing Reed Richards Halloween Costume and impress others. The term Halloween (and its alternative rendering Hallowe'en) is shortened from All-hallow-even, as it is the evening of/before "All Hallows' Day", also known as "All Saints' Day". It was a day of religious festivities in various northern European Pagan traditions, until Popes Gregory III and Gregory IV moved the old Christian feast of All Saints' Day from May 13 to November 1. In the ninth century, the Church measured the day as starting at sunset, in accordance with the Florentine calendar. Although All Saints' (or Hallows') Day is now considered to occur one day after Halloween, the two holidays were, at that time, celebrated on the same day. Liturgically, the Church traditionally celebrated that day as the Vigil of All Saints, and, until 1970, a day of fast

Reef Tank
I am both happy and frustrated with my reef right now. It is looking the best it ever has but I still can't figure out why I'm getting hair algae on the live rock. I had thought it was a Phosphate problem but I tested my Phosphates and they are almost undetectable @ 0.2 ppm. My water parameters are totally perfect other than a slightly low pH. This makes me very happy because it shows my reef is very stable and very healthy but now I have no clue why I'm getting algae. Ugh... I was working on my reef last night when I accidentally knocked my red knobby starfish down into my hammer coral. I was able to get the starfish away from the coral but not before it sustained some stings from the coral. Today it is all fucked up. Two of it's legs are all shriveled up. I'm hoping they will regenerate and it will be OK. I got some new critters for my reef yesterday. The newbies include another False Percula Clownfish(to be known as "Sideshow Mel") to pair up with "Sideshow Bob". A Blue M

Re-elect Nobody!
RE-ELECT NOBODY! Worthy of your time and attention & regardless of your Party Affiliation 545 PEOPLE By Charlie Reese Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them. Have you ever wondered why, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, we have deficits? Have you ever wondered why, if all the politicians are against inflation and high taxes, we have inflation and high taxes? You and I don't propose a federal budget. The president does. You and I don't have the Constitutional authority to vote on appropriations. The House of Representatives does. You and I don't write the tax code, Congress does. You and I don't set fiscal policy, Congress does. You and I don't control monetary policy, the Federal Reserve Bank does. One hundred senators, 435 congressmen, one president, and nine Supreme Court justices 545 human beings out of the 300 million are directly, legally, morally, and ind

Reenactments
Well Equinox 07 for Belegarth is coming up. My warcamp is looking at almost 50 members. I become a Riddari ( a nordic knight ) next weekend. Plenty of wenching, warring, and merryment :) By all means come look at my pics and stash to see what I do for my enjoyment. Also after this weekend I will have more pics available :) Well our third viking homecoming was yesterday and I am wore out. I finished the last trial for Riddari ( Nordic Knight ) and was pushed to the max. 24 contests in a row swinging a 10lb greatsword while in full maille and leather armor in southern ky heat at the hottest part of the day. It was a hard fought victory, and I will have the videos and photos on here to show you all. Till then Have a good labor day weekend.

Reenlistment
just finished fillin out paperwork to reenlist and its givin me the option to appear in front of a board or have them base it soley on paperwork and cant fully decide if i should go in person or let them base it on paperwork only. what should i do?

Reezy-baby's Blog
So today is nov 15. Not much of a day to some. Today would of been my and Ray Jay's 6 month ani..but due to the recent bullshit with he dumping me and says we will work it out later...but thats old news. Yes, I am pregnant with his child :) fun stuff. I woke up this morning in a down mood..but My Ma and her amazing friends and family at Club United have certainly brought my mood up. I am actually havin a better day. Thank you all I love you to bits :) Yeah so Ray Jay and I know I'm pregnant. And I guess we are making ground. We still kiss and hug and make love and all of that stuff but we aren'tr technically dating. He says he hasn't given up on us and that he does want to fix us. Im sittin at his house right now I just don't know what to do. I found something out that really bothers me but I don't know if I should just go home and say to hell with this..or not. I feel lied to. Well Bad habitz is havin an auction on their staff..which kinda gave me the idea that Im going

Referral Travel Agent
I have recently become a referral travel agent,about 6 weeks ago.I would like everyone to check out my website: www.curtisctravels.worldventures.com This site can save you money. With just a click it checks over 200 travel sites to get you the best deal. Everything from rental cars ,hotels,airfare and cruises. Need to earn extra cash? Become a referral travel agent. It's good for part time or full time. If you love cruises you can become a Dream Trip Member and get great discounts on cruises and many other vacation spots. To learn more about the business go to: www.curtisctravels.worlventures.biz If you have questions you can can e mail me at: curtisctravels@yahoo.com

Referral Contest!
You want FuBucks?!Well here is an easy way to do that!We are giving 10,000 FuBucks to the Member who refersthe most people to be leveled in 2 weeks time.Remember the Fubarian has to meet our Criteria withPlenty of Pics and Stash to RateAll Referrals will be checked out by one of our ManagementTeam before being added to the Leveling Blog.Also your referral has to be leveled to count towards your total.Below is a chart we will be keeping track of everyone who refers people to us.At the end of every 2 months there will be a special gift for the person with the Most Referred People... who KNOWS what it could be ;) Member Number of Referrals For Week 02/24/08 Month to Date ~Ðå£øþø~da VEEP of the "Fire and Ice Lvling Crew"~@ fubar 1 1

Referral Contest!! 4/11/08!
HERE BE THE RULES!!! (they're aren't many of them!) 1) (and this is super important) NO DRAMA!! (anyone causing drama during the duration of this contest will be eliminated.) Absolutely NO exceptions. There is no reason for it, this is supposed to be FUN! 2) All referrals that come into the lounge MUST SAY WHO sent them to the lounge, and JOIN! They cannot just stop in and say you sent them, and leave right away. 3) In the event of a tie...There will be SUDDEN DEATH! Most members in 15 minutes wins the prize. Prize will be paid IMMEDIATELY upon determining the winner! Remember, If you're not a member of CLUB WICKED PARANOIA, you have until 6 pm EST on Friday the 11th of April to join the lounge and get in on the action! Still have questions? I'd love to answer them for you!! Click ME! Angi~The Fu-King Skank of Fubar~Head Promoter, Official Complaint Dept. & Filthy Tramp #1 of CWP@ fubar

Refer A Friend!
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Referrals
ok here is my offer and yeah i know im still a few levels away but still i rather get things done now than having to wait... I am needing referrals as most know by now you have to have 25 to get to level 30... I am willing to pay 10.000 per referral that is verified and logs in 5 days straight also i am 1.2m from leveling and who ever gets me leveled will recieve a Auto 11 or a cherry bomb bling..(your choice) so if this sounds good to you please let me know ...when you refer someone to me tell them to let me know that you sent them so i know who to give the 10.000 to.....here is my link to use..... http://www.fubar.com/join_w1.php?friend=1809388 ....i will return all luv shown ty...

Reflecting On My Life.
Most days I go through with this numbness. Its like that calm errieness before a storm. Once in a while, my thoughts that I try so hard to keep on other things, the T.V., the computer, slip through to places I avoid. No one likes to afflict pain on themselves of this magnitude so I dont feel so guilty when I purposely avoid it. But try as I may, my mind roams. He ran his tricycle down the stairs. Ended up with 6 stitches. I think of all the times I hid the cleaning supplys, covered electrical outlets so he would be safe. And the time he got in a fight while protected someone even smaller than himself from bullys at school. He came home suspended with a bruised and bloody face so I took him for icecream and told him he'd done the right thing. Sitting in the operating room waiting area. Praying his surgery would go well. It did. These were my rights! They were my privileges. Well there are no more skinned knees. There are nightmares of a black car pulling up...the men clad in Army dress

Reflection
water runs through the streem and the clear blue water tells us all something diffrent if you listen closely. the water tells me that i should try to live my life without someone runing it. i hit the water no one runs my life do thay? so fast eyes fill with tears somtimes you dont know you started crying. the tear hits the water and i touch my face. sometimes you dont have to know weather someone is runing your life or not but if you hurt enough you will be able to see whut is happing in your live and who is runing the life you onced had.

Reflections On A Dark Moon
Birthstones have been around since ancient times, and in those days were believed to possess some magical force that could protect the owner or wearer of the stone. These birthstones were traditionally linked to the Zodiac. However, modern birthstones are linked to calendar months, and each month has its own unique birthstone, with its own fabled properties. Many people love to wear jewellery set with their birthstone, as the ancient meanings and associations with these stones still intrigue them. December The given birthstone for December is turquoise, and this precious stone was once linked to happiness, fortune and luck, making it a very popular gem in centuries gone by. Turquoise can range in colour from mid-blue to a green-blue or light green colour, and this birthstone is unusual and beautiful, making it a very distinctive and unusual addition to any jewellery collection.

Reflections
A reflection of you and me, It’s timeless as you can see. The moon and stars shining oh so high Reminding me of our friendship ties. You see the moon and stars never part, They’re a never-ending work of art. With a stroke of luck and a brush with fate A canvas was started for something great. For a friendship was born beneath this sky, Painted with laughter and lots of why’s. And in the twinkle of that clear blue night, I met you and the stars took flight. Colors swirling round and round, Creating something so profound. A friendship is in the midst, Can you see it in its mist? Go ahead take a look, It’s over there in the brook. A reflection of you and me It’s timeless can’t you see? I created this for a wonderful friend of mine and thought I would share it with everyone *Smiles* ~Peek~

Reflections
“It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance.” I never thought that I would find a friend so great and a friend so kind I look up to you in every way 'cause I learn something from you every day. Without you I don't know where I'd be but you're still here, friends with me you deserve so much more than I can give but without you I wouldn't live. You've given me more than money can buy and for you I'd give my all and I would die This feeling I feel gets stronger every day hoping not to screw it up, I constantly pray. I know we have our problems every now and then but once it's fixed our friendship is better times ten and I want you to know that I truly do care even in fights when I say things that aren't fair. You're an angel from God up above and I'm thankful for your understanding love because when you're around everything seems right and for you, until the end, I will fight. It doesn't matter what you do or say because you'll

Reflections On Life
This is a topic dear to my heart...the elderly...as well as children...Please read and repost! Imagine someone living in a house for 50 years, watching their children grow up and move away, and seeing the neighborhood around them deteriorate.Now picture that person barricaded in their own home at night, isolated, and afraid to go out, terrified of the gangs, the junkies and the criminals outside. Now imagine that this person is your own grandmother. The elderly are often the victims of crimes, in part because they usually live alone and are seen as easy targets for scam artists, burglars, and other predators. Columbus Police Officer Amy Welsh works third shift and has seen her share of seniors being victimized. She began to notice a pattern to the burglaries in which the elderly were targeted because of poorly lit back and side areas of their homes. She suggested to them to install a motion security light, maybe they’d be a little safer. They just looked at her...these peop

Reflections
"...Either we don't know what part of ourselves to give...or more often than not,the part we have to give...is not wanted. And so it is those we live with and should know who elude us...but we can still love them. We can love completely...without complete understanding." ~ Norman, A River Runs Through It It's not who I am underneath, but what I *do* that defines me. In case you ever run out of gift ideas, here's a little tip: give me your laugh. Whether it's mischievous, tender, loud, or quiet, simply give me a laugh from your heart. Your laughter brings me never-ending joy. ~Helmut Walch There is an innocence in admiration; it is found in those to whom it has never yet occurred that they, too, might be admired some day. ~Nietzsche Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music.~unknown

Reflections From A Translucent Universe
I am not a morning person, but somehow I am compelled to wake in the wee hours for fear that I may miss something significant. I have been painting up a storm as of late... i love computer art, but there is something magickal about the eyestraining time consuming tedious work of the brush. I have almost 10 works completed now in large-scale, and three more in the works and 1 on the drawing board. I almost have enough for a showing. I am sooooo excited. Been meeting many new and interesting people as of late. I hope things continue to go as they are. Production is awesome! I am almost back to where I was before Christmas. Scrawny was a setback... but it all worked out well in the end. I have TWO homes now... Not 1 but TWO!!! bot in the city where I like to be... one a nice little apartment in a good neighborhood, and the other a charming flat with a built in art studio! Yay me! Life is good I have recently had all of my finished work stolen. for those of you who had a

Reflections
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com As I've done for the past couple of years, but yet not limited to that time period, I've been thinking about our miitary both past and present, as well as reading various blogs from some of our soldiers who have been through a hell that us civilians will never be able to begin to understand. Yet, being a mom of one of our soldiers, holidays that refresh the memories of what I went through while my son was in Iraq, causes me to be alot more aware, compassionate, supportive, and thankful that my son made it home alive and well. When I said goodbye to Joe the day he left for Iraq; although, at that time we really didn't know for sure that he would be going there, but my mom instinct told me he was, I remember staring in his eyes for the longest time. He asked me, "what are you staring at?". I said, "I'm just looking at MY son one last time because when you come home, you'll be a different man". He is. He disappears on holiday

Reflections
Brilliant sunshine streamed into the master bedroom, between the cream coloured curtains, that were swaying gently in the morning breeze. Following the warmth of the sun was a slight trickle of cold air, which seemed to dance across the exposed areas of the two companions sleeping soundly. Slowly their bodies reacted to the change in temperature, from the musky heat of the night, to the fresh morning breeze, and their bodies became entwined, sharing their natural warmth. Nestling her head into the curved shoulder of her lover, Sarah slowly reached up and rubbed her eyes, before resting her gaze on James. "Good Morning sexy" she whispered, not wanting to wake him yet. James had recently begun work as a solicitor in a law firm in the city, and at present was working almost 16 hour days, and she had been busy organising a wedding for the last year, so they hadn't spent much time together. "You look so beautiful" she murmured, as her slender hand stroked the dark brown locks of his hair

Reflections Of A Pointless Life
Today I shall ramble on about the reflections of my pointless life. Let's take a moment to fully understand the word "reflections". The word reflections, as described by the Wiccan Encyclopedia of Encantations, is "the mere thought or memory of ones self". No other explanation is needed. When I look back on my life up to this point, I am amazed that I am even here to say these things. While like most, I have skeletons in my own closet amidst things that I wish were done differently, I can't help but think my life would have turned out the same exact way. This is a sad note contrary to the belief that every action we make will ultimately decide our future. I found myself today wondering about my own future. And as I have thought about it from time to time, it was all put into perspective this morning whilst talking to my friend. He made a few comments about his own life and the possible directions it was headed, and I recalled past conversations where I had advised "what I would

Reflection...
Beautiful masks with smiling faces and caring eyes kind words of support genuine hugs offered all belong to people I have known a life time Some of which I called "friends" Today, many forgot to wear their faces I have come to know Left behind with their Christian ways For the first time I saw them for who they truly are Seeing exactly what I mean to them When ones life changes so dramatically you begin to open your eyes to many things I have often said so many times, "That will never happen to me" Funny, but it could and I'm here to say for myself it did, many times over. More to say on this but out of time... so to be continued... ~Melody What do you see when you look at me? I often wonder how much my eyes reveal. Do you know what I'm thinking? Without a whisper of a spoken word, can you tell? Look closer, can you see the hell my eyes have witnessed? Do they express the love I have to offer, or the knowledge I have gained through my life experiences.

Reflections And Whatever Else....
weird how once a decision is made, the weight that lifts from your life. anger still underlies most of what was. though calm is replacing it rapidly. freedom from a vow that only i upheld is somewhat liberating, yet saddens me too. to dedicate ones life to another for so long, is a huge commitment. when the commitment is gone it leaves a void, and opens the question of why... all things heal as will i... forgive my hesitations,and the doubts that lay upon my shattered heart. trust that once was given freely has been ripped from me by anothers' lies. anger, and sadness have tainted the things within, dulling the things without. these petty emotions, and doubts i wish gone daily, they prevent me from taking a chance. they perilize my psyche, constricting the joy in the most basic of needs... your touch.... i do not ask you to understand, only to bear with me through my tribulations, if you can... trepidation sits heavy within an angr

Reflections
It helps to remember that there are worse things than being alone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLt_OXWHUG4 My horoscope says "Today is perfect for reviewing your plans and big ideas. They may be perfect or flawed in some small way, but you need to know for sure before moving forward and your mind is in the right place to figure it out." Good advise. "Just when you thought you knew for sure what was going on, along comes some new information that throws off your best theory. That's okay -- wallow in the ambiguity for a bit and see what comes of it." I do not like ambiguity.

Reflections
I came to the realization today that I'm no longer able to bounce back from getting bucked off horseback. That just busted my youthful feeling bubble. Wouldn't have been so bad, but he had the thoughtfulness to graze my back twice with his hooves, while I was under his belly. Yes, when I got up I was rather pissed to the gills. So much so that I didn't feel any pain. It's been 3hrs since it happened and the pain is starting to set in for the night. I don't think I was hurt bad, but mostly it was my pride. Now to wait for all the pretty bruises to pop out and shine for all to see. Next time I'm feeling like a teenager, I'm gonna get in my car and just cruise up to town with my music up loud. Hopefully that will help me remember not to get pitched off the back of a horse again. People seem more lonely lately to me. We each have so many friends, but even in a crowded room we can be so alone. Ever try to step out of your own little world and look around? The checkout girl look

Reflections
Today was one of my hardest days in a long time. Today, I buried a co-worker, a good friend, and one of the nicest men that ever lived. Taken from this life too soon.. he had so many lives yet to touch. But those who knew him were touched by him each and every day. His wonderful personality, quirky sense of humor and overall genuine caring of people. When he asked you how you were, he truly wanted to know. As I sat in the pew listening to the music, looking at him laying there so peaceful, I looked down at his memorial card they handed out at the door, and I noticed the dash between his birthdate and the date of his death. ( You should check out my stash called the dash if you haven't yet), and I couldn't help but think about all that was in between those dates. He was a husband, father, a brother, an uncle, co-worker and a wonderful friend to so many people. This is a part of life I know, but no matter how you try to put it in perspective, it still hurts. His son spoke the sweetest

Reflected
Looking, then, across the room - her profile (she could not look at me) and the light reflected in a tear-streak down her cheek and following the outline of that godkissed chin - I could not find her, not with all the words I could invent. She was forever gone - only returned in pieces to me - come this night to try to reclaim a time when every touch and every movement between us defied all reason. A hundred years ago, new in my arms, she grew to me, pressed hard to my chest and kissed so real. The time, the time, oh, the time has slipped beyond us - I will never be the man I was all those days and nights (never poet, prince, priest - perhaps I never was). She stands. She walks across the room and to the door - wordlessly, she slips away, again. © All rights reserved

Reflection
i look into the mirror and all i see is a relection of you,brings back the memories of what use to be,i can picture your smile in my mind and it reminds me of what you shared with me,now i lay here all alone missin your touch,as i touch my lips i close my eyes and i imagine our first kiss,my heart starts beatin faster just thinkin about it,i remember our walk in the park as you held my hand you looked at me and smiled i felt so happy on that day,i prayed it would never end, as the days turn to nights you had to go,you said you be back but you never did,now i sit here all alone wishin and cryin you come back home,i get on my knees and pray but my prays stay un answered,now im left her all alone with a reflection of what use to be, .....how i wish you never had to go

Reflections Of A Fallen Angel
Reflections of a Fallen Angel . . . Placed high upon a pedestal And worshiped at the alter of your love Made sacred vows of forever before God and man As you promised me the stars in the heavens above. . .

Reflections 2
I sit here staring at this person in the mirror. Who is this person I see? I see someone who is confident and smart; funny and sexy. I see someone who's had great accomplishments and even greater failures. I see imperfection. I see pretty green eyes and brunette hair; big full lips and a nice smile. I see 37 years of life where others do not. I see 11 years of being married, then being alone; being married while being alone then being married again only to wind up alone. I see a best friend to 1 and someone who could be anyone's best friend. I see someone that spent her whole life trying to be the best mom she could be because she knew her marriage had failed. Her sacrifices were many. I see someone with a good heart. I see integrity and hard earned wisdom. Someone that worked her tail off to get an education to better her life and that of her children when every odd was stacked against her; courage to stand up against the system and win. I see someone who believes in what the world

Reflections On Riding
The sun on my face creates a safe space I can see through the rain that tormented my brain Its suddenly all clear the storms cannot reappear The wind whipping my hair I have not a care Freedom I feel on my horse made of steel. The wind in my hair The sun on my skin Its freedom I feel, on my horse made of steel. It is beyond compare to be able to share these feelings with others called my sisters and brothers a kinship of one never to be undone. Wind screamin in my ears Tell tales of many years The journeys of others of my sisters and brothers Some precious moments in time that clear away the slime of all the troubles I feel part of life's dirty deal My mind is now clear of all that I fear Time to move on until my troubles are gone Its time to go forward with new goals to move toward The payoff will be great For this is my fate

Reflections
Maybe you've read in the paper where a mother picked up a car that had fell on her son. Or where a brother donates one of his kidneys to save his brother. The power of love, true love can make people capable of superhuman acts. It just makes me wonder if real love can be strong enough work miracles. Say a friend has medical problems. And the bond between you two is strong. Can caring and love help the friend that's ill? Sure it can provide comfort, but is love strong enough to cure? I belive it is boundless enough to help. Caring is an emotion we seldom control if it is true to us. You can't make yourself care just as much as some fight themselves not to care and fail miserabally. Be true to yourselves, care openly, love freely and we all would feel a little better in our world. Ever talk to someone and everything clicks? Within 2 minutes you feel like you've known each other your whole life. An attraction this powerful could possibally be the meeti

Reflections
Hello! I didn't think I'd see you this soon. Although sometimes I've felt as if you'd never get here. But I've always felt sure that we would meet. All the times that I've seen you, On the old slides of my father's. That strapping young man with his face in the wind. Never tired. Never weary. Any scars he carries are still fairly fresh. The weathered look will not be upon him for thirty years. I used to look in my mirror for hours, Searching for that twenty-something man. Hidden somewhere in my face. I never caught more than a glimpse of you, Hiding behind my eyes. . . Until now. In the reflection of my television set, I caught you watching me. You're different than I'd pictured. Your hair is longer and you have a beard. But the gaze is the same. The fascinated way you watch me, When you think I'm not looking. I can tell that you see me in you. Tell me. . . Do you look back at me in the mirror, Spending hours searching for the face you had years ago. . . As I

Reflection Point
(My Weekend As Frosty The Snowman) Looking back on it all, I have to say, That I probably should have tried drugs Now I'm not saying, That drugs are a great lifestyle choice Or anything like that But it would be nice To have people look at me and say "It was the drugs that got him there." Scapegoats are hard to come by Especially when your head isn't lost, In an artificial haze No, there's nothing artificial, about this haze 97% curiosity, 2% stupidity, and 1% luck Should have tried drugs. August

Reflections...
Lao-Tzu wrote in his book The Tao Te Ching, "Things come and a Master lets them; things go and a Master lets them". Seems pretty good advice to me. I have had strong Buddhist leanings for a long time. Part of the core of Buddhism that appeals to me so much is the idea of releasing; the idea of letting go of the things that drag you down, that make you your lesser self. So why is it that so many people think that holding a person's hand is the same thing as taking possession of their soul? Why is it that just by talking to someone, sharing experiences with someone, they feel like they have the right somehow to own you? Would we all be happier with the freedom to spend time with someone we care about, but still have the freedom to watch a sunset by ourselves without having to worry about the other person taking offense? Holding hands with someone CAN be among the most sublime of experiences, depending on the grip. E.

Reflections
i found this, the ultimate love song. it is not something i am necessarily ready to sing for anyone yet. i need to know my Master a little better before i go professing such things but i could see it happening in the future. So, take heed before you read. it's heartfelt and touching if you read it as it's written. if you simply see the main phrase of 'i can't say no to you' you do not understand the song. read it again. you'll see that i feel good enough. the fact that i can't say no is something i enjoy. GOOD ENOUGH, Evanescence Under Your spell again, i can't say no to You Crave my heart and its bleeding in Your hand i can't say no to You Shouldn't have let You torture me so sweetly Now i can't let go of this dream i can't breathe but i feel Good enough i feel good enough for You Drink up sweet decadence i can't say no to You and i've completely lost myself and i don't mind i can't say no to You Shouldn't have let You conquer me so completely Now i can't

Reflection
What a totally strange day. So here I am feeling reflective huh. Some times I think we all need to go through our life though and recognize the most important things. Who do you love and who loves you? Are the things that need to be in order, in order. Do the people that you care about know that you care about them. Is your "house" in order. Do you have amends that need to be made. Even if they are hard to make. :) I think I got it all covered today. Just being my ever so sweet self. How do you like me now?

Reflections
Reflections By: Deborah Boyd I sit here and think Of that day With special fond memories No one can take away I awoke that day To find my life changed No longer alone No longer afraid You were just a baby So innocent and pure I knew in my heart That this was the cure As days turned to months And months turned to years Before long I knew it I had nothing to fear I brought you up strong With morals and such Respect for others With Intelligence as much And now the time comes To let yourself go To venture the world For all its glories to show But as you do Just remember one thing You’re here in my heart Amongst other things I’m there if you need me I’m there if you don’t You always have a home to come to No matter how much So go my little one Venture the world as you dare For I know in my heart There is nothing to fear.

Reflections
Broken dream!! taken the step to close all artwork and most blogs until I can sort them out fully when I get back......and to be honest....most are never looked at or rated anyway.... I have one blog about missing my son's...and no one botherd to read it....and that kinda hurts just alil and really tells me something!! I will open up when I have sorted but until then they stay shut.....sorry These 2 guys when they are not here with me........

Reflection
I try to step back Every once in awhile Try to take in everything That I see going on I try to find the good in people While also taking in the bad I try to listen to peoples hearts And listen to what their soul is singing Of everyone I have ever met I don't think that I have ever found a person I didn't learn from That's when I met you Your heart was broken Your life was falling apart Tears stained your face And your soul screamed for help Your body was broken Your mind was confused Your eyes were empty And I could see you were lost And of all the people I've ever seen You were the most abused On the inside and out I'd never seen a soul take so much hurting That's why it surprised me When you smiled at me... Then I realized I was standing in front of a mirror

Reflection
Within the mirror lies a reflection, Deep within that, Reflects a unknown face. No matter how many times you run from the mirror, You always want to look back... Moreover, that reflection still lingers, wanting, waiting, For you to join it. As the mirror turns black, Your reflections grows stronger with it, Turning away the fright, You might try to escape. An unknow voice might call your name. You might resist, even turn away. Neverless, in the end your reflection will coax you to look back, Moreover, you will gaze at the mirror, Seeing the reflection staring back, The unknown face, Moreover, Together your reflection and you will become one..

Reflections
Thinking about this day was always hard for me. I lost my father when I was 12. So I didn't get to celebrate it much. Now I have a reason to. I have always wanted that reason since I was young. I knew I'd be a great daddy and I am. Unfortunately I cannot spend this day with my daughter this year. For reasons that defy logic is why. It's ok because nothing will ever or can ever break our bond. The herder some forces try the stronger it gets. She is my reason for existing for living. She sees my heart the way it's meant to be seen. Now it is seen that way. To some this is too drastic, not me, too different. That is on them not me. I miss my angel everyday it makes me more determined than ever the more certain people want me to fail. It makes me train harder, learn more, create more, focus more, and survive with less. I'm down to a 34 almost 33 waist now 202lbs and am in better shape I was when I was training. I was told I couldn't do that with my injury. I did it.

Reflections Of A Weary Heart
life...a big mystery...sitting here feeling that life has been sucked out of me is something that i am basically trying to reflect on...where is this life headed? is what i am doing worth it? or am i just being stupid to think that some things are really worth it... as i traverse life's highways i meet several beings...beings who display different character as they are being unique in every way...as i acquaint myself with them i slowly realize...they are quite similar in certain aspects...personification of life being pretentious... pretentions...it is very common in our world...people pretending to like you when in fact they detest you...they seem to find glory and happiness in the agony and suffering of others...they knowingly play with your emotions...quite hard to understand...and really painful...but i guess that is what really life is...empty and senseless...

Reflection
The beauty of her world, dwells upon her face, her confidence and pride, is her own untainted grace, desperate for reflection, to keep her image near, she pauses to gaze upon her face, in each and every mirror, outside her world of beauty, is a world thats passing by, how much she'll lose and how much she'll miss, while fixed upon her pride, she gazes subtly at the mirror, to escape all detection, though time fly by and age will come, she remains desperate for reflection

Reflection
As someone who calls themself an artist... inspiration is hard to come by sometimes. Which leaves me comtemplating... should I... can I... even call myself an artist... Am I worthy of such a title? Is what I do, what I create... what I live for... art? Then everything with me revolves around this... Everytime I struggle, it comsumes me. And I know everything will be ok. Starry, starry night. Paint your palette blue and gray. Look out on a summer day. With eyes that know the darkness in my soul. Shadows on the hill. Sketch the trees and daffodils. Catch the breeze and winter chills. In colors on the snowy linen land. Now I understand what you tried to say to me. And how you suffered for your sanity. How you tried to set them free. They would not listen. They did not know how. Perhaps they'll listen now. Starry, starry night. Portraits hung in empty halls. Frame less heads on nameless walls. With eyes that watch the world. And can't forget like stranger

Reflection
Abandon to Gratification by LateNiteFantasy© Undulations Sinuous waves of motion Rise. . . and fall. Breath and sweat Effortlessly graceful movements Supple . . . lithe and pliant. Surging Sensation Impulses of ascent and descent Sweeping . . . building and cresting Peaks of Pleasure Delightful shuddering consumption Crashing . . . saited and spent. Cold Pizza by LateNiteFantasy© Love, what is thy name if not a cold and soggy crust humbly adorned with plasticine cheese and the dry, curled slices of rapture past To hold you, to take you in my hands and mouth to feel the coolness of night give way to morning's warmth oh, such joy such trembling anticipation for that luscious first bite of yesterday's delight Translucence by LateNiteFantasy© A fog on glass translucent skin presses the surface cooling the flesh as droplets cascade the subtle curves. Tumescent shapes emerge in the shiver as steam whirls away in a breathless tw

Reflections
Voices, music, people, sounds, Talking, yelling, and laughter resound. Everything and nothing it seems, All alone in the sea of dreams How can it possibly be? Surrounded by humanity? Is it possible to be crowded? All alone in the sea of dreams? What is it that will set me free? Who is it that will be with me? Where can I go or be? All alone in the sea of dreams. I am not the first to tread this watery grave. Others have had to float wanting to be saved. What is the answer? What is the key? All alone in the sea of dreams What is the purpose that turns loneliness into peace? Feel present and causes despair to cease? What price can it be to redeem, All alone in the sea of dreams. In silence and whispers In calm beyond vespers There are but three saviors it seems, All alone in the sea of dreams. Love, respect, and concern, Are the three that fuels the burn. Communion sweet will result you see when you are All alone in the sea of dreams.

Reflections
The moon’s reflection left an imprint on your cheek Like a light kiss left behind A tiny memory of the thoughts we had . . . The stars were bright, yet I could barely see your lips As you whispered, I will hold you in my heart

Reflections...and Restoration
Reflections And Restoration Have you ever just sat and thought about your life..Where it's been...Where it's going...And where you are now...When you were younger and you dreamed of the things you would do when you grew up... is your life what you dreamed?...For the most of us...Probably not... Awhile back...I was going through a very difficult time in my life...And compared it to a tree...Yes..a tree....I was sitting outside on the breezeway...wallowing in my own self pity....Which by the way...I see nothing wrong with that...As long as you pull yourself out....But...right in front of my breezeway is this enormous pine tree...You can tell it's been there for years....The wear and tear on it is visible to any eye....But it remains standing....and producing little cones every year....In retrospect....Our lives can be compared to a tree.... You don't think so...Think about it for a few minutes....Think about all the times that someone has cut you...You scar...But you heal...

The Reflection
The Reflection... The woman I see Staring back at me Doesn't seem to know me anymore You'd of thought by now she'd know me better than ever before The shadows of the memories hidden behind her eyes Can only be seen by the reflection that can tell no lies She can see every love that comes and goes Every day with its highs and lows. So how can she not know it's me staring back She should know me even though the reflection is slightly cracked She should know the curve of my imperfect smile And the fact that I lack any real style She should have known that once upon a time I believed in me That my heart was open and free. Why can't she recognize the reflection gazing at her with longing and desire Can't she see that I am so hoping she will remember there use to be passion and fire That forever burned deep and constant; sometimes smoldering, other times enflamed And her heart resisted all futile attempts of ever being tamed Why can't the woman before me se

Reflection
Although i grew out of Simple Plan years ago. Every once in a while i song touches me. As i listened to the song, i was wondering their purpose for writing it. Most celebs don't go out of their way unless there is a photo-op or something in it for them. At the end of the video you'll know why they wrote it. "Save You" Take a breath I pull myself together Just another step till I reach the door You'll never know the way it tears me up inside to see you I wish that I could tell you something To take it all away Sometimes I wish I could save you And there're so many things that I want you to know I won't give up till it's over If it takes you forever I want you to know When I hear your voice Its drowning in a whisper It's just skin and bones There's nothing left to take And no matter what I do I can't make you feel better If only I could find the answer To help me understand Sometimes I wish I could save you And there're so many things that I wan

Reflections
How does one get out of themselves everything they would like to say but have no idea where to begin? This Christmas is a double edged sword of sorts. On one hand I'm excited because this is the first Christmas that all 3 of my children will be conscience of what is going on around them. They get to fully take in the sight of all the lights and decorations, and Jakob and Lilyanna both actually sat and had a talk with Santa. Neither were scared of him. My oldest she's still in that whole new to being a teen so the thought of believing in Santa is about as appealing as hanging out with her parents. My husband is doing well through this time of year, it's his favorite but I believe he wishes we were spending it back home in Pa with his family. I on the other hand, I'm not even sure what I feel or what I should feel. Since April, when my mother passed away, I've been receiving monthly, some times weekly pamphlets from HOSPICE. Apparently these are meant to be my guide book through the

Reflecing
Been laid off from work for 6 weeks now. Have a job interview today. Been a long time since Ive had to interview for a job in order to get it. Kinda nervous about it. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I recently stopped smoking. (I put this everywhere b/c I'm so proud) 2. I love dogs. 3.I love my job. (Weird huh?) 4.First thing I do when taking off my socks is rub my feet on carpet really fast because I think it feels cool. 5.I love reading magazines but I hate books. 6.I can thump you and give you a concussion. 7.I enjoy working on classic cars. 8.I secretly like my wifes cats. 9.I absolutely adore the kids. 10.I like to danc

Reflections In The Mirror On The Road Of Life
At some point in my life, things changed irrevocably. Life and the way I viewed it altered completely. Some would say that this is a good thing, others are more of the belief that I am being a fool and not being careful. I am still unsure myself as to which of these is true. I wonder some days if it was worth it. The changes I have made, the steps I have taken, and the things I have done. I suppose at the end of the day so to speak, I am the only person who can make that judgement. Still sometimes it is difficult to look in the mirror and see the man reflected back at me. While I know there is no point in mulling over what might have been, I still wonder if I had done things differently, would the person I see be the same, or would there be a different man facing me. Some days my reflection appears as clear as a sunny day and my path is easy to find while others it is like looking into the face of a stranger, not knowing who I am or what I am doing here. Every road in life contains man

Reflecting Perceptions, Sebby's Blog
Untitled Desires My answer to a question with no answer... life itself. "I control myself", but do you know what that means? Even though in hard times, impossible as it seems, as you analyze your existence, you interpret a dream. Life has no meaning, despite numerous things seen. Don't forget who you are, or you let that part die, just give it some effort, simply put, you must try, if you quit and think it is ok to give up, even cry, it means nothing to others, to yourself is the lie. Conscious but trapped, thoughts with no end in sight, you're your own leader, accept yourself, it's alright, within all lies deep conflict, don't lose that fight, if your lifetime spanned 1 day, act as if it's night. Don't say "I can't, I don't think I can" not true, someone else out there can do it, so why can't you? it's all just a mental game, no hesitation, just do, if you still want to quit, you fail, your life did too. “I will never give up, until I know it's

A Reflection Of Myself ...
They Went Home They went home and told their wives, that never once in all their lives, had they known a girl like me, But... They went home. They said my house was licking clean, no word I spoke was ever mean, I had an air of mystery, But... They went home. My praises were on all men's lips, they liked my smile, my wit, my hips, they'd spend one night, or two or three. But... Maya Angelou --- if you've ever loved you will find this poem to be pretty accurate Touched by an Angel We, unaccustomed to courage exiles from delight live coiled in shells of loneliness until love leaves its high holy temple and comes into our sight to liberate us into life. Love arrives and in its train come ecstasies old memories of pleasure ancient histories of pain. Yet if we are bold, love strikes away the chains of fear from our souls. We are weaned from our timidity In the flush of love's light we dare be brave And suddenly we see that love costs

Reflection
The reflections of people on here must be really ugly for the way they have to treat others to make there self look good For so called friends to just up and turn there backs on society how did we all let the great phraze United we stand deminish all the way down to a single letter I. I do want to say to a few select friends on here ty for actualy wanting to hold a conversation with me and be as normal of a human being that this country will let you be for the way it has turned out. As for the rest of the catagoreys of people on here that are to many to name look at what you are doing to others with some of your comments just to make your self feal better about your self whould you like it if it was done to you???? ps i know this is not going to do any good but if it makes one person take notice then it is worth the hundreds of people i just pissed off by only stating the truth

Reflection
Familiar lines and slopes Eyes that say I know That woman in the water Looking back at me A ghostly recognition Her heart was beating On her sleeve A pretty white blouse Thick With the blood of life Youth written on her face Each smile Every shy glance The light of hope Fire burning in her eyes Her rebellious need to dream Oozing from every pore To escape, run Turning into everything she imagined No fear of failure Remember being her once Just for a moment Before I settled Packing my dreams away in the closet And putting my heart in the fridge Change must come My repentance Fear and indifference cast aside My heart beating once again Dreams flowing through my veins I pray she forgives me Happy to have seen her here today To draw me from my misery So I could recognize myself Embracing lost beauty

Reflection
Before you read this, please do not let your opinions get in the way, nor do I ask for your pity, because that ship has sailed and it’s not going to change my or anyone’s past. I just read an amazing blog. Some of you know which one im talking about, most of you probably could care less, but it was an insight to a horrible time, basically a life most people could never fathom. After reading it, I ask myself, “What would you have done?” Well, I can’t answer that question, because I cannot put words to the pain, sorrow, guilt, and hatred that was brought and forced upon a family and more importantly one strong individual. I have such respect for her and will do whatever I can, to the best of my abilities, to be there for her whenever called upon. I myself have been through some extreme things in my life but they cannot and will never compare, because the deal with different people, different societies, different ways of life. It’s an action, one result that booms echoed pains thro

Reflection Eternal
I need to know about something i'll never have.. What is love.. I ask because I wasn’t put on this earth to be loved or to feel happiness You see in my life where kids my age spent nights at the dinner table with family recounting the day’s events I spent mine alone in my room crying for a mother and a brother I will never see again Leavening notes on their beds like “mom come home I miss you” or “take care of mom Neil where ever you are” but they never came back…. To young to fully understanding the gravity of the situation Until one day I worked up the courage and I asked my father what happen to my Mother and Brother You see while others learned of hugs and kisses fond memories and wishes I learned of loss and death shattered dreams and tear stained pillows So I ask you what is love….

Reflecting
Lately I've been kicking myself in the ass. I often wonder how stupid I can get...why I've made some of the decisions I have in my life, and then realizing ultimately that all of this is simply self inflicted misery for which there is no coming back from. Sometimes I find myself hating the things I've said, the things that I've done that layed any doubt. Yet I can't change it. And it pisses me off to no end. Seems like no matter what I do to keep from hurting people, someone always ends up getting hurt and its pissing me off. I'm tired of crying myself to sleep, wondering how I can fix things, feeling like a complete and total fool. But I should. I did it. Repeating actions I swore to myself I'd never do again. It's hard though. Especially now. With trying to get everything lined up for college, the one you love is so far away you can't do anything to help when they need you, realizing that you could have been there when she did and because of a day worth of stupidity, fucking that up.

Reflexx
My brother and I decided to go out last night to a local bar just for the hell of it. Usually the place is pretty packed, and I was in the need of male to female interaction. We get to the bar...and its dead. There are only a handful of people in the bar...at 11:00 at night?! I was kind of disturbed, but we knew the bartender, so we stayed. The only people in the bar were a bunch of hillbilly white trash rednecks and the waitstaff. Our drink server just happened to be a well past her prime grandmother who still thought she was in her 20's and for some ungodly reason, thought she looked good in stonewashed short shorts. She was hitting on ME. Fuck my life. Why couldnt we get the cute, albeit socially awkward server with the nice ass? Nope, we get grandma who wants to touch me. So my brother is teasing me about grandmas sexual innuendos and blatantly obvious advances towards me, when one of the sloppiest drunk women I have ever seen strolls by. The woman was hammered...or retarded, I am

Reflection
Hope is nestled in the darkest corners of my mind Penetrated by slivers of light Conjured up by dreams and aspirations Hope is knowing there must be more The end is yet beyond my sight Hope is the tiny carpet on which my Imagination wanders the vast open spaces of what could be Hope is distingushable only by the slightest breeze of euphoria Unaccompanied with desperation Hope is the thread of which my soul hangs on the tattered rope of life Hope is my morning cup of coffee my cold shower my enthusiasm for the day's existence Hope is my serenity my survival from chaos the killer of my pain Hope is my nucleus the very core of my being My shelter my water my breathe Were it not for hope This rose Is for a new start, And as I give it to you It grows in my heart This rose Grows to the s

Reflections
Sometimes you think about the many problems that are in your life. You don't want to make them other peoples problem. Depression is a major medical issue. When "checking out" is used, it doesn't mean going to the store. It is the indirect way of saying that you want to die. I admit that I have thought about this exact issue. Isolation, being rejected, lonelinessor just not fitting in could serve as the trigger for this action. Why write this now? It just occurred for me. The desire to checkout. Luckily I have a plan in place to prevent this for occurring. My reason for breaking down is loneliness and depression. Loneliness can occur even when around people. I also have Bi-Polar, Obsessive Compulsive and Attention Deficit w/ hyperactivity. I want to eventually become a Social Worker. I wonder if the depression will kill me before then. Don't ignore phrases like "checking out". A suicidal individual will often not directly tell you of his plans. My friend Roger killed himself. Later

Reflection Of A Soul
Within her lies sophistication scorned by a sightless mortal society. Her eyes hold beauty that must be spoken in hushed tones, as if a sacred subject. Passion emanates from her very soul, and gives rise to an uncontrollable urge to sin against her nature of purity. The carnal motion of her body, a dark, slow dance of lust, is a language of desire only understood by the beat of a heart. How does one sum into words the infinite depth of a cursed soul, and etch into parchment the crimson ink beating inside a tainted heart? I am foremost, a beast, a poet, and a scribe by sheer existence. My words I can twist into lovely shining ribbons to adorn my muse's tresses or shimmering chains forged of my will to bind her delicate limbs, so she may lie in wait for my dark amusement. My dear cherished muse, look beyond the gentleness that can fool so easily and you will find that which only time and understanding can teach. All along you will vow you knew me, and then you turn

Reflections Of A Lycanthrope
SUMMERS EVE (BLUE MOON ON THE RISE) Thu, August 30, 2012 - 8:24 PM Summers Eve is at hand and I will head into WolfHaven this long weekend to partake of Earth, Wind, Fire And Water. The Silver Goddess will rise almost directly through the trees in front of the Vesica Pisces in all her radiant glory and after rituals I will walk into the ghostly night to the Old Growth Forest to greet her. I will smell the damp earth and I will give offering and thanks to my Wolf Spirit Guide and we will both call out into the night. The following day I will sip sparkling wine and drift on the lake taking in the magnificent vestiges of summer as the colder nights give way to Autumn under a cobalt blue sky. That evening I will prepare a meal and set two places with wine and candle on the Vesica Pisces to welcome and honor those of you that cannot be here in person................. I will dress up in my black suit and I will raise my glass to all of you cuz that is how I roll. - Mikademus As I mov

Reflections/ On Your Day, And Your Sensitive Feelings.
We all must learn to live with drama, but not me. I dont. want to know how?: well after years of violent mental torture i was used as a scape goat by my christian family. (they think they are), so i did exactly what i should of done before!! i choosed my own scape goat!!, what more perfect one is there besides LINDSAY LOHAN (LI LO) yes i blame everything that i get blamed for on her, and to tell you the truth it really does work! so therefore its all because of that chic that just refuses to get her life together and go down the wrong path, thx LI LO!!!!

Reflections
These things that we support most well have nothing to do with up. And we do them out of boredom, or fear, or money or cracked intelligence; Our circle and candle of light being small SO small we cannot bear it, we heave out with idea and lose the Center. Like bein' all wax without the wick, and we see names that once meant wisdom, like signs into ghost towns ............................................................and only the graves are real. Our education system in the USA is absolutely under direct control of the politicians and corporations. These Priests-of-the-State select & train the teachers, vote the salaries and dictate what truths and lies the textbooks shall contain. The schools are run in the same fashion as the monastary's of old. "Come here and we will improve your minds free of charge!" So, the pure-hearted, rosy-cheeked little ones enter unsuspectingly. Gradually they are brought "under the influence". The grey brain pulp is forced out of their plast

Reformation Of My Familly
First Off haveing trouble leaveing Comments.I cannot write in the Comment Box.My message either goes Invisable on me or Erases.I know not which sence I can't see it.I Post a Comment if I don't send within 5 seconds that erases as well.I'm Functioning on 3 hrs.Sleep once again. Not in the Mood,for Difficulty's as soon as I come online. #2.I will be Reformatting my Familly List once again.I will be Shuffleing Friends in an out.Some of u-all might not move at all.I'm Seeking a certain Chemistry,Loyalty,Respect.An I'm Determined to Find that.This situation might take up to 2 weeks or longer.Many New Possible Friends have Arrived.Will certainly make my Choices more Difficult.If you've Shown me Loyalty in the Past,Especially my run in the Morph contest you have nothing to worry about. #3.When my Heading Carry's Various Names as it does Today.HeraticBitch long Hair contest.Sexiest Cherry B.G.D.Club F.A.R + LDC.This is not a Given it's a Mandatory Vote.If your already Voteing for anothe

Reformating Computer
Hi everyone, First I want to thank everyone for joining me on my Happy Hour Friday evening! I never seen so many ratings and comments, lol. I thank you so very much! And I got over 300,000 points lol. Only about 800,000 from GodMother now. Whoo Hoooo! But I alwanted to let you know that I may be out a couple days. I had an awful time trying to keep up and return rates for everyone that rated me etc. Mainly due to my computer needing reformatted so badly and running pretty slow. So, I am just getting ready to delete everything and reinstall windows. I may be out a couple days, but hopefully I will be back online this evening sometime. But it takes a long time for me to get everything installed back the way I keep it. Lol I have lots of programs and special things I need to do in order to use and view applets, vbs stationery etc. So it takes me usually a couple days. Hope you all have a great weekend, and thanks so much for hanging out with me during my Happy Hour! It was very,

Refreshing
wow... i saw my babys daddy sitting by the side of the road at a bus stop yesterday... i'm very proud to say i did not run him over... didn't wanna damage my car! it's amazing how much of a jerk he is... he knows hes my babys daddy but he is making me get a paternity test!!! Okay I really don't really have anything much to say today... I am just glad I found a spot to say random things without my stalker reading it cause he is only on myspace!!! Yay.... don't mind me... OMG.... Rockfest is in two days.... I am so excited... I feel like a little kid a Christmas! Ahhh... the lovely sights of Hinder.... Three Days Grace.... Bullet For My Valentine..... those are just a few! Wow... I'm ranting but damn I am just so excited!!!!

The Ref's Are Back
My mom Brenda and I sat down and wrote up this lil diddy!! Hope you enjoy!! Parody of My Boyfriend's Back (The Chiffons) They've been away, you hung around Botherin' us every night(I'll sing it to you) When we wouldn't agree with you You called plays that weren't even real Our REF's are back and you're gonna be in trouble (Hey la, hey la, our REF's are back) When you see them comin' better cut out on the double (Hey la, hey la, our REF's are back) You been callin' plays that were totally untrue (Hey la, hey la, our REF's are back) So look out now 'cause they're comin' after you (Hey la, hey la, our REF's are back) And they knows that you've been tryin' And they knows that you've been lyin'They've been gone for such a long time (waiting for a dime) (Hey la, hey la, our REF's are back) But now they're back and things will be fine (Hey la, hey la, our REF's are back)You're gonna be sorry you were ever born (Hey la, hey la, our REF's are back) 'Cause they're kinda big an

Re: Fucking Back
Well just wanted to let all whom give a shit that I'm back on Fubar cause I got a laptop today. Show me some luv cause next week on the June 5, 2008 I will be leaving for training at Fort Polk Louisiana. I'm deploying to Iraq for my first time so I'm going to blow you up huge if you blow me up huge. Thanks!

Refuse To Show!
I scream to the world, there is NOT a thing I cannot do! I have battled with the best, through black and blue. Regardless if I won or lost, that is not what matters most. It’s my vision, my perception, my strength I suppose. For size can be misread, taken for granted in-fact. But you’ll never witness me, upon my back. I stand tall and strong, that’s how I survive. Weeding out all the demons, that has sculpted my life. Responsible for the way I live it, the things I see. You created the best possible, me. For there are no blinders, maybe I’m not seeig the truth. But my vision was tainted, by my youth. The things I have witnessed, lived to tell about. Makes me who I am now, I leave no room for doubt. Because the pain was too fierce, hurts me to this day! I have no other choice, but to live this way. For I am a warrior, surviving is all I know. And weakness is one thing, I refuse to show!

Regardless Of Who The Writer Was, This Is A Powerful Poem And I Agree, It Needs To Be Read And Understood By As Many People As Possible.
(This was written by a young Indian girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to meth. She wrote this while in jail. As you will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her arm.) Please keep praying for our Children, ! Teens, Young adults. Understand, this thing is worse than any of us realize... My Name: "Is Meth" I destroy homes, I tear families apart, take your children, and that's just the start. I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold, The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me, remember I'm easily found, I live all around you - in schools and in town. I live with the rich; I live with the poor, I live down the street, and maybe next door. I'm made in a lab, but not like you think, I can be made under the k

Regarding All Friends On Here...
hey if you guys don't comment or don't leave commetns on pics i am going to be forced to delet you all...i am not one who likes to have people there to look pretty i am pretty enoough...hahaha i wish...but anyways if you don't do any of it then there is no point in adding you and most of you know who will be staying if you have shown some love then you will be otherwise you are gone.... thanks Damian

Regarding Ct Deception To Advance Yourself
Even if you do not normally look at bulletins, turn them on and read a few. I am reposting the content of this one here so you can see what is happening...seems this lady hosting happy hour every 30 minutes is scamming people into bombing her page and rating her etc and promising blasts and not buying them, then blocking people.... check it out for yourself before you decide... HEY, I DO NOT LIKE SEXY BLONDE GIRL BECAUSE SHE USES PEOPLE TO GAIN POINTS ETC AND DOESN'T CARE ABOUT FRIENDSHIP JUST HERSELF AND TO MAKE IT TO THE TOP ON HERE. IF YOU SUPPORT THIS LYING SLUT I'M ASKING YOU TO REMOVE YOURSELF FROM MY FRIENDS LIST. SHE HAS HURT TO MANY PEOPLE ON HERE AND THAT IS NOT MY STYLE!!! I DO NOT WANT FRIENDS LIKE THIS OR FRIENDS THAT SUPPORT PEOPLE THAT PURPOSELY USE AND HURT OTHERS!!!! Added clickable link by Alice.. People should see what you can find about her on the net.. Just look at that link.. Warning not for the weak of heart! SXYBlondeGirl (repost of original b

Regarding My Shoutbox And Family List!!!
ok listen up... let me jus say first off that im a really sweet person, i love talking to all of you, and i try to keep up with the shouts, but i get busy alot when im on the comp, and sometimes im signed in but im not actually at the comp.. also all the shit i get about bein in my family list can get annoying too. Yes its cool to bring it up, makes me feel special, but when EVERY FUCKING SHOUT is something about gettin on my family list, it pisses me off!! try to keep it to a minimum guys! I mean if i talk with ya and i think you cool then you'll get on, but also i only have a certain amount that i can put on there depending on my level, and im not deleting someone off it once they get on... I come back to all these messages from everyone sayin stupid shit like, "oh i guess im not cool enough for you" or "fine jus ignore me" or "well i guess your to busy for me sry to bother you" and all kinds of BS.. its smartass comments like that which WILL make u "uncool enough for me"

Regaurding Mel Please Read
MY NAME IS JENNIFER MOST A YALL NOW ME AS MELS WIFEY IM DELIVERING A MESSEGE....MEL HASNT BEEN IGNORING YOU IN ANYWAY SHE WAS ADMITED IN THE HOSPITAL WEDNESDAY NIGHT....AFTER HAVING SURGERY LAST WEEK SHES HAVING ALOTTA PROBLEMS WITH AN INFECTION SETTIN IN IN HER STOMACH WERE THEY DID THE SURGERY....PLEASE KEEP HER IN ALL YALLS THAUGHTS AND PRAYERS SHES A GREAT FRIEND AND A GREAT MOTHER AND SHE NEEDS ALL TEH PRAYERS WE CAN PUSH HER WAY....ILL KEEP U POSTED IF ANYTHING ELSE HAPPENS....IF YALL NEED ANYTHING PLEASE MESSAGE ME OR EMAIL ME AT DADDYZWIFE@AOL.COM AND I CAN ANSWER ALMOST ANY ?'S U HAVE BOUT IT......THANK U FOR YER TIME AND PLEASE KEEP HER IN YER PRAYERS. JENNIFER

Regan/disney 08
Reagan/Disney 08 I say we need to dig up Ronald Reagan and bring him back to life via Walt Disney cryogenics. Ronald Reagan's head would be enclosed in a shatter proof glass tube this would be a fantastic turn of events because we would have one of the best presidents back ruling our country and would never have to worry about voting ever again because hed be immortal. Also we would never have to worry about the economy because of the return of Reaganomics. The only thing wed have to worry about is his daily sacrifice of Jelly Beans. His running mate would be Walt Disney who currently resides hidden in his ice palace underneath the Pirates of the Carribean ride at Disney World (ever wonder why that ride is so wet? The pirates are just a conspiracy coverup. Where do you think all the melting water from Disneys Ice Palace goes?) The issues in the middle east would be no more, Disney would send over the robots from "its a small world" and within 24 hours the middle east would be

The Regal Beagle
Ok I'll admit this...its been slow recruiting all by yourself. I am giving away a Happy Hour to the best promoter that is working for me. Its easy...well maybe for you it is but not for me. Besides promoting my lounge, you have to recruit the most members with verification of course. The winner who recruited the most members wins the Happy Hour. Fill out the Promoter Application ASAP so you can get started. Previous Happy Hour winners given by me disqualifies you for this promotion. Ty. For those who don't know by now I finally joined the ranks of basically everyone else here in Fubar. I created my own lounge. Why Created my own lounge? Well I have done chat rooms before and wanted to give this one a shot. I don't have many rules like most lounges. The more rules you have the harder it is to enforce. I want a lounge where you can come in and relax and enjoy the music. Speaking of music, I have the best DJs on the block. DJ Kidd Rock, DJ Yum Yum, DJ

Regardin My Display Pic
ALRIGHT I HAVE SOMETHINGS I NEED TO GET OFF MY CHEST BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN HOLDING ON TO THEM FOR WAY TO LONG NOW AND HOPEFULLY SOMEONE OUT THERE CAN GIVE ME SOME ADVICE ON MY SITUTATION....AND I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE IF I OFFEND ANYONE BY MENTIONING GOD THROUGHT THIS BLOG CAUSE I DONT MENAT TO...FRIST OF ALL FOR STARTERS I ALWAYS BELIEVED THAT YOU SHOULDNT CHANGE THE WAY YOU LOOKS THAT CANT BE REVERSED BECAUSE GOD CREATED YOU THE WAY HE WANTED YOU TO LOOK AND BE...RIGHT? AND IF IAM WRONG PLEASE FORGIVE ME...THE SECOND THING IS I ALWAYS THOUGHT AND BELIEVED THAT OUR PARENTS WHERE PUT ON THIS EARTH TO GIVE US THE TOOLS WE NNED TO BE PRODUCTIVE ADULTS AND TO HAVE THE TYPE OF RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD WERE SUPPOSE TO HAVE AND I KNOW THAT ONCE WE REACH A CERTAIN AGE THAT OUR PARENTS ARE NO LONGER LEGALLY OR SPIRTUALLY RESPONISABLE FOR US...BUT WHAT I DONT UNDERSTAND IS HOW A PARENTS CAN JUDGE OR EMOTIONALLY AND MENTALLY ABUSE THERE CHILDEREN WHEN THEY AINT EVEN LIVEIN RIGHT THEMSELVES.....AND SO

Regalious
Answer each letter's question.A - Available? no B - Best Friend(s)? Tobias Parks, Nic Williams, My mother C - CRUSH? one D - DOGS NAME? Buddy E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO? My Mother F - Favorite Food? all kinds G - GUMMY BEARS OR WORMS? Worms H - HOMETOWN? Sacramento, California I - IF YOU COULD MOVE WOULD YOU? depends on were I am moving to J - JOB? Don't work K - KIDS? None L - LONGEST CAR RIDE? 6 Days M - MILK FLAVOR? Regular N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS? 4 3 Brothers and one sister O - ONE WISH? to find a woman to spend the rest of my life with - Check and Found P - PHOBIA(S)? I'm scared of: I am not scared of anything Q - FAVORITE QUOTE? "Life is interesting sometimes, someday you just wanna disappear and then the next you just want to be noticed. it's always a guessing game-the future holds many things and you can never tell what will happen next." Thoughts of Mark L. Roberts II" < Quote By Me R - REASON TO SMILE? :P a few S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD? Killa C: Amazing

Reg Fubar Stuff
OK THIS IS WHAT I HATE...THE PEOPLE IN RED...AND FIGHTING OVER IT OMG ITS JUST A SITE YEAH YOU PUT MONEY IN IT BLAH BLAH BLAH BUT COME ON AND YOU ALWAYS SEE SKINNY PEOPLE I HAVE NEVER SEEN A BIG PERSON ON THERE YET AND I HAVE BEEN HERE SINCE LOST CHERRY WTF IS UP WITH THIS AND "THE PACKS" ITS DRAMA PACKS YEAH I WAS IN DSC BUT YOU SEEN I GOT OUT OF IT BECAUSE OF DRAMA FUCKING WAKE UP AND LOOK AT THESE PEOPLE EVERYONE THINKS THERE BETTER THEN EVERYONE ELSE BECAUSE THEY HAVE MONEY HAVE A GREAT JOB...WE ARE THE SAME PEOPLE LIVING IN THE SAME WORLD WHY CANT PEOPLE JUST FUCKING REALIZE THAT SHIT?????? ♥ CASSIE HEY IM LOOKING FOR A RICH MAN TO BUY ME A HAPPY HOUR OR A BLAST....OR GIRL....ARE YOU THAT PERSON?????????????? LOVE CASSIE HEY I WILL GIVE 100,000 FUBUCKS IF SOMEONE WILL BUY ME A VIP PLEASE

Reggie
just put a new pic on here i will be updated this page soon i will also be adding more pic later i hope everybody is doing ok and happy holiday i haven`t made it to work cause our bus didn`t show up i guess it wasn`t my day or night to work changes have been made on my profile pic has also been updated take a look

Reggie's Blog
CAN SOMEONE JUST GIVE ME 6000 PTS JUST TO EASE THE PAIN???? IM DYING OVER HERE!AND IM FUCKING BORED... ICELAND RULES!!! SatanSpace.com - Evil, Satanic, and Horror pictures On 8/20/2007, kissmytap@fubar.com wrote: I finally got a new lounge open my first one come check it out..... all the thanks goes to DJ LezKa and WildHorse for helping me out with it. Click on the link to take you there http://fubar.com/lounge.php?l=9756 (repost of original by '~Ronja~ *Property of Birk*~OFFICIAL L.U.V. CLUB CO-FOUNDER~' on '2007-08-20 09:39:23') (repost of original by 'Birk property of Ronja' on '2007-08-20 10:22:31') (repost of original by '~Ronja~ *Property of Birk*~*Owner of THE DARK KAVE*~OFFICIAL L.U.V. CLUB CO-FOUNDER~' on '2007-08-20 12:06:16') (repost of original by '*FreakY~ReggiE*' on '2007-08-20 17:05:35') POOKIE NEEDS HER REST...CAN YOU GO GIVE HER GOODNITE KISSES????PLEASE???? I LOVE YOU POOKIE...SWEET DREAMS POOKIE!

Regina_helena
Good morning ;))) Want one? Go to www.geocities.com/testiflash I go to be travelling per 3 day... Have a wonderful week !!!! Kisses and take care my lovely friends!!! See youuuuuuuu ;))) Hello my lovely friends !!! I will be on vacations for one week, in a beach. I wish for all my friends a wonderfull week and see you all when I back: 11/18 I will not have as to use the computer, I will answer everything in the return;((( I love you Always, take care!!! 1000 kisses for you ;))) Have a wonderful weekend ;))) No cheating. If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose? Pick your dessert, then look to see what Psychiatrists think about you! After taking this dessert personality test, send this e-mail on to others, but when you do, be sure to put your choice of dessert in the subject box above. ALSO, SEND IT TO THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TOYOU! (Sorry you can only pick one!!) OK - Now th

Register To Vote
Your Time Is Running Out! Many of you don't know that the voter registration deadlines vary by state! The deadline in Michigan is today. Something else you may not know is that you have more than the Republicans or Democrats to choose from, you have the: Republican Party Democratic Party Consitution Party Green Party Libertarian Party You HAVE options!!!! What you don't have is the right to compliain or bitch about governement if you don't exercise your right to vote....for SOMEBODY!!! CLICK TO CHECK VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES IN YOUR STATE & REGISTER! PLEASE REPOST OFTEN ♡STANG®♡FU BAD B!TCH®♡OWNA OF CENTERFOLDS♡@ fubar (repost of original by '♡STANG®♡FU BAD B!TCH®♡OWNA OF CENTERFOLDS♡' on '2008-10-06 10:48:20')

Registry Cleaners
You may not realize it, but your computer or "PC" be running slower and slower every day. What's even worse is that it might be bogged down so much that even your file system is stating to crash, and you're seeing error message after error message showing up on your screen. You end up rebooting but in the end the same problem keeps happening day after day. Poor performance, "Blue screens of death" (the affectionate term for error messages), Slow start up times and applications are all signs that your PC is due for a "tune up", and the easiest way to do that is with what is called a REGISTRY CLEANER. Registry cleaners are a great way to remove old unused files from your computer, boost both the speed and performance of your operating system, and helps your PC to optimize its ability to access programs you use every day. *NOTE* Registry cleaners are NOT virus scanners, cleaners keep your PC running at peak performance but do NOT protect your files or your personal information

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Register Domain Name
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Register Domain Name From Us
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Register Domain Name Yourself
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Regret
If I knew it would be the last time I'd see you fall asleep, I'd tuck you in more tightly, And pray your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time I'd see you walk out the door, I'd hug you and kiss you--and call you Back for just one more. If I knew it would be the last time We'd spare a minute or two, I'd stop and say "I love you," Instead of assuming you know I do. If I knew it would be the last time I'd be there to share your day, I wouldn't wait until tomorrow, Letting time with you slip away. For surely there is a tomorrow To make up for an oversight, And we'll always get a second chance To make everything all right. There will always be another chance To say our "I love yous," And certainly there's another chance To say our "What I can dos." But just in case I might be wrong, And today is all I get, I'd like to say I love you, And hope you never forget. Tomorrow is not promised to anyone, Young or

Regrets
Watching You Leave . . . is to know such pain, it's jagged edges tearing into my soul. As a stake from the garden tears into the warm, dark earth. Knowing all the while that never again will I fit myself, warm with sleep, against your solid back. Nor hear your steady breathing. Or feel the beating of your heart. Aware in every moment of every day that my dreams, my future; once tied with silken ribbons to yours, will never come to be. And the mornings once so silent and hopeful, us gazing at the mountains and so gently awaiting forever - are now but small pieces of my past. Your heart a tight fist of anger and your dry eyes betraying nothing of you. I cry for both of us, my love, because you will not. Watching you leave ... I've lost my place on this earth. My station. My heart's home. That I will wander, forever a nomad. Alone and afraid. And in my troubled dreams watch you leave, again and again. For the balance of my days. I AM NOTHING WITHOUT YOU! Re

Regression
During the time I was not well, my good friend came round to see me, and as normal when we get talking, we cover many a topic some weird some not. I dont know how we got onto this subject but we did, and both of us agreed that it would be good to be regressed.I then related to him a recurring dream I have when I fall into a deep sleep. I dont know if this is some form of self regressing or not, and to be honest I dont know why this one reoccurs, but Ive had the same dream on numerous occasions and it never changes it stays the same. So here it goes, i will be interested in anybodies views on regression and what they think of it. Its a cold dark evening and Im standing in a drench looking across what I would call no mans land. By the way Im dressed and the uniform im wearing its World War one. I look along the trench at the other men sitting some sleeping some resting. An officer comes along the trench whispering to each guy, when he gets to me he tells me in 5 mins there is going

Regrets
...Too many in fact to list. See, I've not been the best person in my 34 years. I've tried to be, but it hasn't panned out like I thought. I've hurt too many people close to me to count. And while I'd love to try to make amends, apologize and reconcile, the attempt to do so would probably do more harm than good. So, each day I live with the sorrow of knowing that at some point in my life I've made someone's day horrible. It's a burdon not easily carried. But, yet it's carried none the less. Some days, Like today, are harder than others.

Regrets
Regrets, filled with fire body and soul burning desire it was a dream fullfilled by fire winters moon rapid skies life on hold forever this time choices made regrets complete never to be sadness comes stalking me prey for the devil his sympathy scars and pain instead of quiet caresses memories of you tears on my cheeks time and patience forgiveness makes punishment and anger hate and greed replace all of this with love and need desire for home a martyr makes a soul afire with wanton need reckless and spurning all sense of right mysteries solved new questions arise how can I live when I lost my life the night falls down like a blanket full of dew to cover my shame my sadness too. 6/28/07 ------------------------------

A Regret, A Love, A Loss
A shock, like lightning flashing It starts slowly falling A quiet pitter patter Like a tapping of your finger to the beat of a song They are tear drops Tear drops falling on my pillow Outside I hear the thunder Banging & Raging Crashing like my broken heart Shattering the night sky The rain ~ the pieces broken apart The wind is blowing Crushing the rain against the trees ~ my home I hear the howling ~ Reminding me of my hollow heart The crashing, the howling, the bright flashes of light My tears ~falling harder than the rain I drown them away The rage inside me hits with the power of lightning Broken glass, torn pillows A picture is all I have His death is mine also Alone this late night All I can do is remember Remember our memories we would've shared They are tear drops falling on my pillow ~Holly~

Regrets
Regrets I have a few But one thing I will never regret is loving you Not proud of some of the things I have done Lying to you is #1 I hate I still have tons of love for you and messed up bad Hate the feelings I have and make you sad I hate that I make you cry I hate the feelings when you will not forgive me The smile that you bring to my face The distance between us and this place I hate that I can never hold you in my arms The hatetred I have eats me alive But when I talk to you the shallow mudpuddle of my life dries up The sun slowly shines One thing I can say is my love for you will never die I will never pass through heavens gates I know a life in hell it awaits But a living hell is where I am at It's the bottom of the ninth and I am at bat Swing an miss is what I will probably do But I swing for the fences when I think of you I finally know now that I truely love you I know you will read this and hate me for writing it but it had to be said. You know how

Regrets
I think we all have them...I know I do...There are things in my past that I regret...It's not like I can change them...My only choice is to move on...learn the lesson needed and remember the damage it has done to myself and others...So as never to do such things again... I regret my drug usage...My addiction was very strong...It had a hold on me for many years...I knew the damage it was causing to myself and to those that loved me...But...I opened my eyes to that...I stopped..but not without leaving an impression on the lives of my kids...I see them suffer still from my own actions at that time...My daughter went on to have her own addiction to the same...It was hard to say the least to see her struggle...But I think because of my own past...It helped me fight it along side of her...She is clean now... There are choices I've made when it came to men...Not always the right choices...But which one of us can say that we all haven't gone down that path a time or two...But..I've also

A Regretable Mistake
ok where do I begin. Ok let's say this first I FUCKED up!!! blah blah blah... This is the part that no one really wants to read. Madly in love with a man I will never get the opportunity to love again. And yea it's all my fault. you know who you are too! I realize the mistake I've made, but what do I do about it now. Will things ever get back to what they were...knowing how he is probably not so I have to deal with the mistake!!!!

Regrets To Forget
Do you know how it feels to be dying inside?to feel so lost,unknown?insanity is setting in.my head is spinning.lights are flashing!somebody stop this feeling!when will my body rest?my heart races,i can feel it in my head.put me in straught jacket.anything to hold me from blowing!i dont want to be lost anymore.why wont you notice me?am i dead or am i just invisible?this tears me up inside.Am i dying?please,kill my fears, because they just won't leave me alone