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Add One Of My Banners To Your Page!
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Add Or A Secret Recession Proof Strategy
Hi I'm Jay "The Funologist" and the Creator of "Steals Deals and Opportunities" This is the portal that allows people from all over the world to source Savings on Products and Services that I have become passionate about because of my innate personal draw to progressive Pro-Active Health Products along with other Interests I have that Inspire me. I created the site in an effort to allow my past, present and future clients the ease inwhich to Bookmark and visit regularly in order to ensure they didn't miss "Time Sensitive" offers and enjoy knowing that when they purchased a product or service from the site knowing that my reputation for offering, in my opinion, the very best the Web has to offer. So let's get started shall we............. What at first looks like Adult ADD Syndrome, Proves to be A Proven Success Strategy ~ written by Jay "The Funologist" I was preached to at a very early age to focus on one thing and do it well, with the promise that it would lead to prosperity

Adds, Rates, Comments, Etc.
HELLO EVERYONE WE ARE A COUPLE WHO ARE ONLY INTERESTED IN SEEKING OUT FRIENDS. NOT FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS. NOT OTHER COUPLES. NOT OTHER SINGLE MEN OR SINGLE WOMEN TO PLAY WITH. WE ARE COMPLETELY HAPPY WITH EACH OTHER. WE ALSO ARE NOT INTERESTED IN ANY NAKED PICS OF ANYONE ON HERE AND WE WILL NOT SHOW ANY NAKED PICS ON HERE. DO NOT TRY TO FIND OUT WHO WE REALLY ARE. IF WE WANT YOU TO KNOW WE WILL TELL YOU. IF YOU FEEL THAT YOU CAN ACCEPT THESE TERMS THEN WE MAY HAVE A GREAT FRIENDSHIP DEVELOP FROM HERE. IF AT ANY TIME ANY ONE CROSSES THAT LINE WITH US THEY WILL BE REPORTED AND DELETED. ALSO DO NOT BUG US ABOUT RATING YOU, COMMENTING ON YOUR PROFILE, OR ANYTHING ELSE LIKE THAT. WE WILL DO IT AT OUR OWN LEISURE. ONE MORE THING GUYS BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY BECAUSE JEDI MAY BE LOGGED ON HERE AND LADIES BE CAREFUL ALSO BECAUSE MELON MAY BE LOGGED ON.

Add This Killa
HEY THIS IS M - LOC AND I JUST CAME UP IN THIS BITCH TO SAY THANX TO ALL THE PEEPS THAT DONE ADDED THIS KILLA TO THEY SHIT AND BECAME A HOMIE AIGHT SO , HIT ME UP AND ILL SEE YA ALL LATERZ PEACE AND MCL ~ LOC HEY A KILLA BE NEW TO THIS AND SHIT SO IF YOU LIKE MY PROFILE THAN ADD AKILLA AIGHT LATERZ ~ M LOC

Add These Ppl
My Sister - Reba McEntire ♥ MY SISTERS AT HEART ♥ PLEASE LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MY FAMILY OF SISTERS. I JUST WANTED TO LET EACH AND EVERYONE ONE OF THEM KNOW THEY ARE SPECIAL TO ME, AND ALTHOUGH I MAY NOT ALWAYS BE AROUND, THEY ARE IN MY HEARTS FOREVER. Mèmºî®è ™ Ñè×† Ðºº®~ Fµ ♥² §îñ@ fubar ☠☠☠BrightEyedArtist☠☠☠@ fubar INTENSELY PASSIONATE~UNDERWORLD LEVELER *Fu-Owned By Bleuskyhere@ fubar THEY ARE ALL SO SWEET AND CARING, AND YOU WOULD BE MISSING OUT IF YOU DIDNT HAVE THEM AS A FRIEND.

Add This Sexy Italian Princess
ADD THIS SEXY ITALIAN PRINCESS SHE ALWAYS SHOWS LOVE BACK SO STOP BY HER PAGE SHOW HER LOVE AND TELL HER I SENT YOU. Italian Princess* Fu wife to Dark Defender* Dangerous Curves* ^M!K3Y^@ fubar

Add Your Self To Map
pLEASE DO NOT THINK I AM IGNORING ANY OF YOU..i AM HAVING PC PROBLEMS..SHOUT, RATES,COMMENTS..iM...NOTHING IS WORKING..I CAN SEE NOTHING AND DO NOTHING PERSONAL ON HERE...I AM NOT EVEN SURE IF THIS WILL POST..BUT THOUGHT I WOULD TRY IT AS A MEANS TO COMMUNICATE WHAT IS GOING ON. I will be at the hospital this morning..My Grandmother got up sometime during the night and was roaming the house and fell down the cellar steps at my mothers..they called me at 615 and said they are life flighting her to Geisinger ... Jimutawbag@ fubar My awesome guy..rate the heck outta him..he does so much for me he deserves the very best !!

Add Yourself To My Map
Just wanted to say hi to all my friends on cherrytap. Also I wanted to tell you that I have a map now put on my profile that you can add yourself to. So if you guys got time can you add to it. Thanks guys!!! Hugs and Kisses, Sarah (Never Said I Was An Angel)

Add Your Name
YOU BETTER ADD YOUR NAME!!!!! JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS. IF YOU ARENT ASHAMED TO CLAIM GOD THEN PUT YOUR NAME ON THIS LIST:. 1.Sharice Harrell 2.Lemar 3.Kyle 4.Teddyo 5.Marlon 6.Jarrad 7.Akeem 8.Mookie 9.Malcom 10. Bradford 11.Radaams 12.Jamiel 13. -el io- 14. Brian 15.Ray. 16.Randall 17.Train 18.Antwone 19.Anthony E. Williams 20. Takeshia Williams 21.Shanise 22.Stemma Miller 23.Chris Richardson 24. Theresa Cephas 25.Kimmy R. 26.Maya Aka Yaya 27.Macquin aka "Q" 28. Brittain 29. CHELSEY 30. Dayvon 31. Cassandra 32. Shavita 33. Sean 34. Bugsy 35. J.O. 36. ELEONOR 37. kaneisha 38. Lil J 39. TiiNa ! 40.Jonathan 41.YVONNE 42.PIFF 43. Isaac 44. RoB 45. brItteRs *I ShOuLd Have BeEn NuMber onE* 46. Kewnna 47.Artesia 48.Shayna 49.Ashley 50.Richard 51.Jeffrey aka Holiday Jeff 52. tiffany ~tiff~ 53. RaHeEm....Rah D 54. Tiffan3y--Tiff- Tiff 55. Arielle-> "Ari" 56. Jasmine 57. Chilly 58. Berenice A.K.A. Bere 59. Jazmine aka Cherry 60.

Add Yourself To Diddy's Pimpout
WELCOME TO THE ALL NEW PIMP MY FU! Here's YOUR chance to be PIMPED!I wanted to do this so we can all participate in something instead of being classified or grouped with others. All you have to do to join the PIMP MY FU Train is add yourself to the bottom of the list!And the Pimp Out starts with... ÐïÐÐ¥ Äkå Öþïê@ fubar ... and then we chugg aluug on with 2 of my Atlanta friends... ConcreteAngel@ fubar ÐïÐÐ¥ Äkå Öþïê@ fubar GinnyTheTool@ fubar DJ FLawLess ^Club Fantasia Owner^ -=Breath Taker=- *Kerry's baby* Too RaW@ fubar *Kerry*Flaws Girl For Life*Owner Of Club Fantasia**Too Raw*@ fubar ♥ §kÿlar © ♥@ fubar ... then you add yerself but dont be tha Caboose! FU CHUUUUUUUUU! HERE IS THE LINK TO THE PIMPOUT SOOO.... CLICK HERE: http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=3895193617

Add Yourself To My Guestbook And Kisses To Me!
I have been thinking about joining a group on here. But there are so many and I don't know what one is good for me. Damn where do I fit in?lol Feeling like high school again. If anyone is in a good one or knows of one that may be good for me please let me know. Thanks all! Muaaahhhhh I have been On Fubar since it was Lost Cherry and have left twice before and found my way back and starting over. I guess I always came back because of the "real" friends I have on here. But now I am at the end of the road. One of the people I trusted and thought wouldn't hurt me has betrayed me and turned people against me. I thought I could get through it and ignore it after i blocked him but enough is enough. I am sick and people that are close to me including him knows I am and I can't take the stress he is putting me through on here. I won't mention his name on here because unlike him I won't do that to him. All I can say is he has threatened me, called me horrible names and has gone as far as wis

Addy
One glass, Short, Tall, Lower the percentage, End toll the same, The carnage only evident the morning after, Amber, clear, flat, carbonated, The damage in time will tell, Motor functions blurred, Vision doubled, Never been to bed with a minger,

Adhd And Odd If You Can Help Please Repost For Me And Thanks.
Hi I am a single mom that has a 15 year old that has been classified with ADHD and ODD and if you know anything about these conditions would you get back to me and let me know. and would you please repost for me. PLEASE and Thanks Sarahtlicious.

Adhd/add
This morning it was asked in a mumm: Is ADHD over diagnosed, or properly diagnosed with kids today?? My Response: I think in some ways yes and some no. Today we are seeing the effects of the chemicals that have been added to our food, having effects on people young to old. Food additives are now being link to a lot of health issues, especial growth hormones used in our meats and veggies. As the world turns ( so to speak) we have less and less folks growing their own food and eating more fast food that have many many toxic additives . So maybe with this along comes the increase of ADD /ADHD and many other health issues we have not seen in the past. Maybe with comparing the health of those in the past to our present day issues concern health. We should really look at the food we put in our bodies and how it was prepared. WE have seen increase in obesity, ADD/ADHD, parkinson, Alzheimer's. May its time to wake up and ask ourselves, Is the convenient drive through

Adhesive Bandages
When I was making this Blog, I thought what I was putting in would be the name of the entry, not the entire blog! *sigh* all well. I don't really know the point of this. It isn't going to contain anything mind warping. I am just soooo bored here. I have never been this bored in my life. If I were on Nantucket or back in Bulgaria I would be either getting ready to go out or trashed out of my mind, respectively. It's just...Hyannis sucks. I know all of three people on the mainland, and all of them I know from Nantucket. Only one of the three even drives. Another, lives a half hour bus ride away, which isn't so bad, but the fuckin' bus ends at five! How unhelpful is that??? The third...well I am strangely addicted to him. He lives in like two towns over or something like that, and in the middle of like 2.5 billion acres of land, and even though there are like 1232 people living with him, no one knows the adress...So I can only see him when his boss can pick me up, about every 10 days

Adickt's Erotica (nsfw)
ADULT Education Scene 1 I've said for years that I need an outlet for my sensuality, passions and desires that I just cannot take care of at home, and I've been flirting for going on 10 years not. Casually at first mind you, through that silly AOL chat stuff, but in the last 4 or 5 years in much more earnest. Needless to say, I've gone through a few of those cycles that the web goes through. In one of those dry spells, I decided to attend a night class for creative writing. I'd been flirting with a couple of delightful women on-line, yet nothing had clicked...it was all kind of a strain to get anything moving. I knew that there was no chance of attending a PORNotica class (as my stories normally run), and that there was little chance of an Erotica class. Yet...I was hoping that some outlet would be good, that the interaction with other people would be good, and that I might learn something which could be applied to my new works. The class was taught...actually, they called it "faci

A-dick-ted
I am just sitting here on fubar kicking back and chilling and trying to study (this was like last week and a little today). When all of a sudden my shoutbox is filled of people who keep telling me that they got deleted by a mutual friend. THey all ask me why they got deleted and I ask them what they did. They tell me and I say Dude did you read their profile at all it says right on there that they don't do things like that anymore. Or they don't like it when____. But everytime they have to tell me to tell them why they did that, thay they are sorry....etc. Well let me tell all you fu's something. If you made them mad for asking for something do you really think I am that dumb to go repeat the same fucking question to them? Please, I love them to but you have to understand I will not do anything to jeopardize the love and friendship I have with those people for anyone. Got it ANYONE!!!!! I can't help myself. I know hes an ass. I know he beat up RiRi. But his face and his voice call

Adidas
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs And give me an hour Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! Roses are red Pickles are green I like your legs Especially in between roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine. The hot sweats, cold chills, withdraw pains, can only be cured by my little white grains. Theres no other way and no need to look, for deep inside you know you are hooked. Youll give up your morals your conscience your heart, and you will be mine untill death us do part. what the hell so im bored and these are just well i dont know Trees, have you ever thought about them? Dont worry neither have I. Where th

A.d.i.d.a.s. - Korn
I was bored... so sue me. RULES: 1. Put your MP3 player, iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS 4. Tag at least 10 friends (make me #11 so I can see your results) 5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing 6. Have Fun! IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? Knocked up - Kings of Leon HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? One Thing - Finger Eleven WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Right Here in My Arms - HIM aka His Infernal Majesty HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Don't Mess With My Man - Nivea featuring Jagged Edge (that's fucked up!!!) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Take Me to the River - Talking Heads WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? 4AM - Kaskade WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Angels Fall First - Nightwish WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? No Surprise - Theory of a Deadman WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Bloodletting - C

Adie
For anyone who has talked to me for a while you might know that I sometimes complain about my job being boring. I go home with no job satisfaction because I don't have much to do, and every time my boss walks by my desk I think "I should be doing something besides playing on fubar.. like… like…. there's nothing to do." Well, last Friday I got my 'wish'. Mr. Bossman informed me that he's going to replace me with someone experienced in marketing so he can further expand his business. Great, just great. I've been monitoring the epaper and being that I haven't finished college yet, and probably won't for another couple years, I'm not experienced in anything that is hiring right now. Therefore, I am currently taking donations. Canned food, boxed food, canned alcohol, boxed alcohol, alcohol, food stamps, and since you can't buy alcohol with food stamps, alcohol. WARNING: This blog is not for the tender eared or the weak stomached… and please note that is has been tagged NSFW, therefo

Adios!
I wanted to tell everyone what a pleasure it has been to meet so many nice people and also so many hot women (you all know who you are)! I am heading to las Cruces NM for a few days and look forward to getting back in touch with all you sweet, sexy, horn dogs out there upon my return! later-

Adios My Friend....
This is reposted from my yahoo blog and explains why I have not been around much... I woke up this morning with a small spring in my step. It was over 40 degrees and I decided to ride to work for the first time in over a month. I loaded the saddlebags with all of my work things such as my planner, lunch and the like. The ride in was pretty mundane but still appreciated. I get to work and open my work email first, then my yahoo email. And then, I see it....and loose all the air inside me when I realize ....I lost a friend. I have been riding for most of my life, since the age of 8 actually and have never lost a friend to the sport that I love so dearly. Today at approximately 1 AM Las Vegas time my friend Glen (everyone called him Gleno) was on his way home when a car pulled out in front of him. I don't know any other details than that at this point. I have been sitting at my desk all morning mostly in tears trying to absorb this. All the riders I know and love, ride daily with fu

Adios Sweet Cherries
well it saddens me to say "see ya" for awhile. due to circumstances beyond my control i will be off line for awhile. with good behavior... just kidding. losing the net is all. hope ya all have a great summer. please be smart and safe. i don't want to see any of ya missing when i get back.thanxs for the love and fun. cheers, and ladies, please---"BOTTOMS UP!! dano

Adios!
Due to the busy lifestyle I have with work and school, I've fallen out of touch with many of you, and I'm sorry. But things in the real world are busy, and that will only continue. Therefore, I have decided to bid farewell to Fubar. You've all be great friends and I really appreciate each and every one of you. I've been cleaning out my profile and will be closing it indefinitely by February 7th. Feel free to PM me if you'd like until then. It was great while it lasted. Thank you all! ~ Kitty

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Adirondack Dream
Once long ago in a forested place A little girl with an angelic face Lay in the grass & looked at the sky And dreamed of a love that would not pass her by. She thought the meadow was magickal earth That all of her dreams would rise & give birth So she talked to the maple & pines all around And buried her heart in this hallowed ground. She left this place when she was 11 To her it was her own private Heaven A place of peace & magickal dreams Where she could fly & touch the moon's beams. She finally grew up as girls always do But has never forgotten that color of blue The sky was clear there with big fluffy clouds Where God had listened to her thoughts out loud. So many years have passed since that time Oh how she loved the smell of the pines But no one had found her heart that she placed In the earth on that hill with her innocent grace. One day when she had about given up A man came along and dug her heart up He'd found the sacred spot on the knoll He

~ A Direct Quote From Mymaster To His Girl~
Rendclaw Jan 18, 2007 She is My slave and so much more... a friend, a confidant, always willing to say or do the things to help Me to feel better or to figure something out... I love you very much, My slavegirl!

Admired Poems
Over Sir John's hill, The hawk on fire hangs still; In a hoisted cloud, at drop of dusk, he pulls to his claws And gallows, up the rays of his eyes the small birds of the bay And the shrill child's play Wars Of the sparrows and such who swansing, dusk, in wrangling hedges. And blithely they squawk To fiery tyburn over the wrestle of elms until The flashed the noosed hawk Crashes, and slowly the fishing holy stalking heron In the river Towy below bows his tilted headstone. Flash, and the plumes crack, And a black cap of jack- Daws Sir John's just hill dons, and again the gulled birds hare To the hawk on fire, the halter height, over Towy's fins, In a whack of wind. There Where the elegiac fisherbird stabs and paddles In the pebbly dab-filled Shallow and sedge, and 'dilly dilly', calls the loft hawk, 'Come and be killed,' I open the leaves of the water at a passage Of psalms and shadows among the pincered sandcrabs prancing And read, in a shell, Death clear a

Admiration
The decaying remains of countless victims Why do you do it? Arranged so neatly a gruesome decor What are you thinking? Portraits of flesh hang on your walls How do you make them? Blood stains on the carpet and walls Interesting patterns The smell of death fills every room Intoxicating aroma A refreshing perspective on interior design I stand in awe

Admiration
I look at you with admirations and a warmth i have never known... Since you came into my life, my confidence has grown... You make me see the beauty, that lay dormant deep within me... You give me strength to love myself, and be the person i longed to be... You touched my heart and awoke me, and made me feel whole again... When you sheltered me from the storm, and gently eased my pain... You kissed my cheek like an angel, and sore to always be there... And i know now that you love me, And i know now that you care... I find it hard to tell you, about the joy you have brought to me.. And opened my eyes to the world again, And see things i could never see... I find it hard to express, The way i truly feel... But knowinf you love me for who i am, Makes it sometimes seem so surreal... So i try in this prose to tell you, I love you more than you'll ever know... Thank you for the love and tenderness, That you have sllowed me to show.

Admission To Heaven
Three men, stand before St.Peter awaiting admission into heaven, however St. Peter has been informed that heaven will only admit 33% of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the worst death? So St. Peter takes each of the three men aside and in turn, askes them about how they died. First man: I'd been suspecting for a long time that my wife was cheating on me, I decided to come home early from work one afternoon and check to see if I could catch her in the act. When I got back to my apartment, I heard the water running, my wife was in the shower. I looked everywhere for the guy, but I couldn't find anyone or any trace that he had been there. The Last place I Looked was out on the balcony. I found the guy hanging from the edge, trying to get back in, so I started jumping up and down on his heads and he yelled but he didnt fall. So I ran inside and got a hammer, crushed his fingers with it until he fell twenty five floors screamming in agony. But the fall didnt k

"admit That You Are You."
“Admit That You Are You.” There are those that seek the face, the one they longed to know. Perhaps the skin that gathered in the darkness from below. And others still they crave the truth, but abandon all that’s true Yet, still I stand here waiting, admit that you are you. You tried to keep your face, you grasped your dignity But although you tried to hide, your ways were plain to me No matter how correct, or what you thought was right Will your blanket keep you warm on the coldest winter night? Standing tall and standing proud are philosophies at their best And when the smoke has cleared away, is there really something left? Are all the things we pretend to be and all the things we do, Really pieces of our living soul; Admit that you are you. The world it spins on always, it is sure to stay the same On earth there’s those who linger, and always play the game Those who meet the strangers, who promise and who screw Yet there’s only one reality, when you admit tha

Admirers
Rules for picking who to admire from a guy's point of view. First off this is strictly satirical so please don't take offense ladies. 1 - Any pic that doesn't have you in it = auto skip. Probably goes without saying but this is Fubar... 2 - If there are 2 or more people in your pic chances are we'll skip it unless they are both hot. 3 - If you are kissing another guy in your pic that is almost always a skip because we don't know if it's a brother or not. 4 - If you are kissing another girl on the other hand, that's almost always an admire. 5 - If you are surrounded by kids it's most likely a skip because we don't know whether you're a teacher or have extra baggage. 6 - The amount of clothing you are wearing is directly proportionate to the likely hood of us admiring you. Even a not so hot female can look hot wearing barely any clothing. 7 - If your pic is taken from any viewpoint that your face cannot be clearly seen (far zoom, blurry, from the back, sky view, e

Admiration
Have you ever felt like I do, when you get that exciting note from the powers that be, stating that "You have a secret admirer", only to guess incorrectly? Not only are we wrong, but the 6 hot people we thought would like us, indeed did not! Quite humbling in fact. This just happened to me...again. Unfortunately, I had a page full of pretty girls. So I was screwed from the get-go. I guessed, guessed again, guessing again 4 more times only to find out that those 6 girls in fact do not admirer me. Ugh. So in the event you have sent me a secret admirer message, and I haven't matched with you yet, please send again. It's nothing personal.

Admin Head Hunters
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Admirations Voice
Do you have someone like this??? I bet you do and you just havent opened up your eyes to see This friend is a true well wisher. With this persons friendship personified to the last letter. This persons speech gives strength to sagging morale. This person is all ears to any kind of tale. To flatter or be insincere this person does not know. Dislike to hypocrisy, attitude does show. Taking in or talking nonsense is not this persons style. For illogical and foolish talks, this person will not give bail! This person thought process and modus operandi are robust. Their clarity stands out and distinguishes this person from the rest. Blend of practical approach and emotional support in this person, is awe inspiring. This persons wit and repartee with humor’s touch is amazing. The profile of this perspns character does not limit to any punctuation! Not a character in its words bears an iota of exaggeration. If you have this person in your life.. feel free to sha

Admiral Ackbar
These Guys. They fight invading political forces, give heir life for their people, and sacrifice life and limb for their families and faith. The MUJAHIDEEN Lets not forget, heroes come from all corners of the world. I Am One. Go do whatever needs to be done to my benefactor. Whoredom is mine for another 12 hours while im altruized

Administration :) (for Dummies.)
So, you need to install Java on a RedHat system? Don't know the easiest way to do it? I, personally, prefer using the alternatives route. Helps ease the Java installation management (no, I don't like Java.) Here are the steps: 1) Download the .bin. I didn't bother with the .rpm.bin. 2) sudo chmod +x .bin 3) sudo mv /opt/ * Keep it clean folks. The next admin will slay you for mangling their tidy system, and I'd support them if you did that. 4) sudo vi /etc/profile.d/java.sh Throw the following in: export JAVA_HOME= export PATH=JAVA_HOME/bin:$PATH (Hit escape here) :q 5) source /etc/profile.d/java.sh 6) sudo /usr/sbin/alternatives --install /usr/bin/java java [bin/java after the JAVA_HOME value] [usr/sbin/alternatives --config java to see which you should use] 7) sudo /usr/sbin/alternatives --config java * NOTE: If done properly, you should see your new and shiny java binary and install listed. If not, check your steps. 8) Type the number of the java binary you want to use and hi

Adolfo Rubbene Blog
So Hi all, how are you? I just wanted to share my nice website with you so you don't miss out on them. My website is about Pc Gaming and Programing, so I think that you will like it. I alos have a great review on the ASUS Eee PC 1005HA its a fantastic pc. so if you think that this is for you check my site out New Pc Games NewPcGames.biz See you! Little Tykes Kitchen, Little Tikes Play Smarter Cook n Learn KitchenASUS Eee PC 1005HA-PU1X-BK Review

Adopt A Soldier Military Spot Lights
ok, This is the time of the year that some people seem to forget about are military members. Well, threw out the next few days, i will be posting in my status and blogs, for military members that could use some love on there page. so please go and check them out when the status changes, and check the blog periodically for the list of the troops. http://www.fubar.com/user/2818339 This is a Special Bulliton for a special person. This is to see how many people really pay attention to what is said on profiles. As a matter of fact you all know me well for the military spot lights. Well this is one, and a very special on at that. Please take some time to stop by Ricks page and pay close attention to what is said in his about me section. Tears were brought to my eyes by what has been said, and I would like others to know his story. Im doing this bulliton, because some people take for granit what military members do for others. Not all have it easy like you may think. Som

Adoption
When my book Death By Adoption was published in New Zealand in 1979, it caused quite a stir. There were many reviews, some supportive, others downright scary, but one that stayed in my memory was printed in a Catholic publication. The reviewer berated me for what was described as my "angry and bitter" stance against adoption, that sacred cow that had always been off limits to criticism. You would have thought that I had burnt the national flag or otherwise committed an act of unforgivable sedition, instead of simply exposing the traffic of adoption for what it was; a wholesale oppression of unmarried women and the children born to us outside of formal marriage. Five years previously I was asked to address a group of social workers to present my views for single mothers and against adoption. By the time I finished speaking, some of those social workers were on their feet and screaming at me. One even cried real tears as she tried to process what I had said. I could see how very

Adopt A Playmate/pimp
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Adopt A Stoner Auction!!
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Adoration
Adoration by Bumpa (http://fubar.com/user/820627) Crown of golden glory, eyes so deep and pure, Lips so soft and tender, one kiss could long endure. Cheeks soft smooth and warming, your nose of perfect form, A lady made in heaven, I wish she'd nere more roam. Your neck supports first glory, that which first sight is seen. And all that is remaining, young miss, is so supreme. One small touch of your sweet lips, shiver me to my finger tips. Sweet as wine and send me high, jouous pleasure, hear me sigh. From the depths of what makes me, thank you precious majesty If all I were to know of you was of your little toe I'd find a perfect and complete part to get to know It's shapely form, and tender skin, and perfect little nail would make the perfect offering if any was for sale. And I do discover, a wonderous thing indeed I find that you have ten of those, enough to fill the need.

Adrian Is Truly In Love
when I first came to this site I know nothing about it but I lerned quick and wow it as goon along way and I meet this realy lovely lady (ace) on here and I am truly falling in love with her I can't wate to go see her in the stats when I go there in the newyear

Adric's Place.. A Druid Home
Hi, This is my fist blog on here and want let everyone know that this is going to be a bumpy ride... So hold on,,, Me~ I am a Druid priest who follows the traditional order. I hold my path firm and believe what I teach... I come here looking for no drama so if there is a problem with being a druid or being gay... Step off this page... I am here to have fun... Hope everyone had a great Samhain~ A druid day~! Finding the Druids again November 02, 2008 To begin one needs to understand what a Druid really is and why they are important to all today. First let me start by explaining that no matter how the following material may sound Druidism is a misnomer for it is NOT a religion. It is a way of living. It is following the laws of Nature through the Mother, Earth. For it is Her that gives us life and nurtures us. It is through her that we wiil learn and discover the paths to growth that the Gods have created and kept open to us. And through them we learn to progress

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Adrift
lost in the grand scheme of things forever in perpetual motion seeing but not seeing feeling but not feeling a constant battle of what is real or illusion adrift in a vast world of saints and sinners charlatans and the righteous always at my door wanting more giving nothing tearing me apart bit by bitter bit for their own selfish lustful needs never giving always taking filling my heart with sadness and angst leaving me to my inner chaos broken and alone

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Adsl Problems
Hi to all that know me Just leeting ppl know i wont be online for a few days. I'm in the middle of swopping mt broadband providor and as a result the old one has turned me off at home but the new one hasnt switched me on. So this week i've been checking in on LC at work but its half term now so i'm for a few days. boo hoo NO LC. So until im back connected ill try and pop to my mothers to check in. ta ta for now Jon

Adult Pictures
I think its working noticed yesterday alot of the top photo's not being displayed, by everyone reporting if they find them adult, see we can make a differance, so keep it up, its the only way it will change, and shouldnt be any differant that what our primary can be, or whats in our default folder, thanks everyone who sent there thoughts, and yes mostly men did *Kisses*

Adult Stuff
if you are a friend or family of mine here is how to contact me off of here. armyjay07@yahoo, armyjay07@hotmail, david.fanning@us.army.mil take your pic, just introduce yourself so i know who you are. well my photos are now open to all oh boy. im in the army as you all know, well im in kuwait and have little time online. ill write when i can.

The Adult Survey
Body: Well these questions were not that bad...so I will just call it the "so-called adult survey" Adult Survey - Be honest. If you aren't honest then what is the point. Fill it out and re-post as a bulletin. Have fun. 1) Ever been to a strip club? yes 2) Ever been to a bar? yes 3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? No 4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? No 5) Kissed someone of the same sex? uuuh...not my cup of tea! 6) Thrown up from drinking too much? No 7) Had sex in a car? No 8) Had sex in a park? yes, beside a dry river - not that simple but funny 9) Had sex in a movie theater? No 10) Had sex in a bathroom? Oh yeah naturally.....shower.... bathtub....the best time at our holiday in Naples/Florida because it was soooo huge! 11) Had sex at work? Not a bad idea... 12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store? yes for sure 13) Bought something from an "adult" store? also yes 14) Have you spent

Adult Photos
Is it just me or have others noticed a jump in nude or explicet photos for the new members... Lost Cherry is an awesome community that is pretty libral with its rules. If you respect others then you are free to do just about anything you wish. I hope that your guys will quit putting the standard comments on the photos that are adult, but used as default. It is up to all off us to keep this place from becoming a "Dateline exclusive". I don't care if some newbie thinks that I am being an ass because I asked them to comply with the user agreement. I enjoy this site, and the friends I have made here...I generally protect the things I like, and you should too! Don't be affraid to tell somebody that their default photo is not acceptable, if you do it in a respectfull manner I am fairly confident that you'll have the support of the Lost Cherry staff. Well enough with that, hope everybody is doing great.

Adult Content
ok so i am totally no pro at writing these things but i want sum opinions from people. my friend and i were talkin today about things and this subject popped up. say u r a man and another man approaches u and askes if he could give u oral sex. if u were to accept his offer would this make u gay. and if u are a guy and u think that is gay then is it gay for the same thing to happen to the other sex? same situation just revearsed. if u dont think it would b gay for a woman to b in that position then why is it gay for a man to b in that position? what is the difference between the two? i am not tryin to offend anyone about this i would just like sum opinions.

Adult Stuff
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Adult Short Stories
I the Woods with lots of trees and other green life, her boys helped with the dishes. She had two boys and a bus she looked like and old drugy. She has a thing for my husband, he said he did not trust her and do not want left alone with her in her bus because she had a sunburn you drive and she can't keep her hands off of you well her boys and I ended up going back to the house. Here oldest woke up and her youngest was complaning about having to do dishes. When my husband drives up with our boys in their carseats with out his shorts on. I start screaming at him and told him "You forgot your shorts!". sitting there in you blue jockeys he sruged me off. By this time his mom was standing on the stairs in front of the front door. i scream at him "Grab the boys and get the fuck out of her bus""I want a divorce Mom," I yelled. "Get the fuck out," I screamed at you again. The words i was screaming have him in tears. You get out leaving my boys it it. She gets up and starts to go to grab

Adult Blogs
The Oral Caress by Robert W. Birch Copyright 2001 Cradled between your tender thighs I lift you to my mouth. The abundance of your wetness greets me and my mouth overflows with your warm essence. Your sweet taste is on my tongue and your fragrance delights my senses. No gentle lick this visit. No bashful cautious approach For I wish to consume you. Push against my hungry mouth As the tip of my tongue slides up the slippery furrow that welcomes me between rows of delicate pink petals. Thrust against my generous tongue. Show me the power of your desire for my oral caress. My exploring tongue lifts the hood and finds your smooth firm pearl. You squeal in that unique way, signaling that I have found your special spot. I harden in response. My jaws protests what my open mouth provides but I am unrelenting in my gift, intent only on your fulfillment. I feel your body tense, and you are quiet now... Concentrating... bearing down. Soon now my love, ecstas

Adult Laughs
Duct tape Contrary to popular opinion, duct tape IS NOT good for fixing everything! Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show". "Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" "I kicked her in the face." A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Mu

Adult Jokes *humor*
Woman/Man Poem WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who’s handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. Tattoos for the Holidays A most distinguished looking lady walks into a tattoo parlor, and sits down. The owner, amazed at seeing such a sophisticated woman in his seedy tattoo shop, goes over to the woman immediately and asks if he can help her. To his s

Adult Poems & Stories
Twas the night before sexmas Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat, The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll

Adult
Girls Reaction to Dick Sizes 11 inches = HOLY hell ur gonna do what with that!!!! 10 inches = OMG!! 9 inches = Pain 8 inches = MMMMMM YAAAAAAAAA 7 inches = Heaven 6 inches = Perfect 5 inches = OK 4 inches = Push it in More 3 inches = Is It In? 2 inches = F*CK it use your tounge 1 inch = OMG give up ur not gonna do SH!T 4 me 0 inches = what the F*CK are u

The Adult Stuff...
a true story .... I was about 24, ..it was a friday night, and I was bored. All my friends were off on a Skiing trip, and I didn't go. So I decided to go see a band at the Phoenix. The Phoenix is actually two clubs...the Phoenix 'Above ground' where bands play...and the Phoenix 'Underground' where its a dingy disco type lounge... I checked out the band for about three songs, and decided they sucked, so I went down stairs... I ordered a drink, and surveyed the crowd. There were four girls at the edge of the dancefloor sipping drinks. I made eye contact with a tall brunette, and it was like an electric shock. We just stared at each other for a full minute without moving. A new song began, and she simply held out her hand. I put down my drink and walked over to her. I took her hand as she led me to the middle of the dance floor. It was an upbeat song, but she wrapped her arms around my neck and pulled me in close. My hands went around her waist, and rested on her ass,

Adult
You are 36% fuckable! Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com At the request of the lovely and talented Sexy_Vixen, I am going to reveal 10 Sexual Secrets, just as she did in her blog. I am supposed to ask 10 other people to do it as well, but, what the hell, I am going to ask everyone. :P JD's Top Ten Sexual Secrets From the home office in Sin City, NV 1) I've tied up a woman with ropes, scarves..even my karate black belt. 2) I've been on the set of a porn movie while it was being filmed. 3) Additionally, I've had people pay me to take photos of them having sex. I've also done it for free. 4) I've had sex in public. 5) By my previous answers, you can see that I am pretty voyeuristic. Makes me good at my job. 6) I'd make a great gay man, because I can deep throat. No, I've never tried it on a willy, but I can swallow swords. 7) I wouldn't mind being in a MMF get-together. I am pretty confident in my sexuality. Plus, there is nothing hotter than experiencing a

Adult Stories
It a normal Wednesday night, I had bowled in a leage for several years now. My good friend and I joined together, it was our night out to blow off the steam. We always drank and had a great time while bowling. Every night after bowling if one of us was sober enough to drive we would drive 30 miles to a strip club and party it up for a couple hours before going home and this night would be no differant.......at least we thought. All night long the bowling alley was kickin especially the pool tables. Now we just so happen to have the lanes closest to the tables that night. In and out came people to play. I was having one of the best nights of my life bowling and the guys just kept buying me beer after beer. These 2 chics came in about the start of our third game, now half drunk and having fun it was odvious we was checking them out when they walked by in there tight jeans and low cut tops. As the third game progressed we would ocasionlly peek around the wall to have another look and we

Adult Content
I have been dreaming of you just like this. Helpless. Wanting. Aching. My name on your lips. I consider removing the blindfold. Not yet, soon. Tenderly I caress your cheek. You need so much more. You try to kiss my hand, naughty boy. I lick across your stomach. Your sharp intake of breath lets me know how badly you want me. A playful nip on your chest… a moment sucking on your neck, marking you mine. My hands lightly tracing a line from your ankle, inside your thigh…stopping just short. Leaning forward so you smell my hair, know how close I am… my hair caresses your chest…your cock… your thighs… you shudder, moaning. I remove your blindfold and your eyes are almost my undoing… so dark with desire. I watch your face as you see what I’ve worn for you… red lace bra with front clasp… tiny matching panties that tie at the sides… perfect for removing with your teeth… and you know that’s exactly why I chose them. You start to struggle against your bindings, making me chuckle. Ba

Adult Content..stories From A Vampire
Drawing her bath and sinking into the hot water Druccee remembers their last night together. He was wanting to be a bit kinky and had brought the handcuffs, she gladly attached them to him and the headboard, kissing him deeply before she moved slowly down his body, biting and licking her way to his already hard cock. Hearing his moans, knowing her pussy was just out of his reach. She nibbled her way around the head..then lapping at the shaft as she had done before..knowing it would make him crazy. Turning to see the lust in his eyes, made her smile, and she spreads his legs wider, lifting them slightly as she bathed his balls with her tongue. His low gutteral moans of "oh my god baby" were music to her ears. Now taking her time and kissing and biting at his thighs, letting her breasts brush against them, as she worked her way to his ankles. Then stopping and turning to face him, she sat upon the footboard, spreading her legs wide as she started running her finger over her moist pink li

Adult What, Whys, And How
1. WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A VIRGIN WHEN SHE SNEEZES? GOES-IN-TIGHT. 2. WHAT DOES A 72-YEAR-OLD SNATCH TASTE LIKE? DEPENDS .. 3. WHAT'S "68"? YOU DO ME AND I OWE YOU ONE. 4. WHAT DID CINDERELLA DO WHEN SHE GOT TO THE BALL? GAGGED! 5. WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WHO CRIES WHILE HE MASTURBATES? A TEARJERKER 6. WHY DO THEY SAY THAT EATING YOGURT AND OYSTERS WILL IMPROVE YOUR SEX LIFE? BECAUSE IF YOU'LL EAT THAT STUFF, YOU'LL EAT ANYTHING. 7. HOW MANY PERVERTS DOES IT TAKE TO PUT IN A LIGHT BULB? JUST ONE, BUT IT TAKES THE ENTIRE EMERGENCY ROOM TO GET IT OUT! 8. WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF A VAGINA? THE BOX A PENIS COMES IN. 9. WHAT TWO WORDS WILL CLEAR OUT A MEN'S RESTROOM? "NICE DICK!" 10. WHAT DO YOU CALL A TRUCKLOAD OF VIBRATORS? TOYS FOR TWATS. 11. WHY DO WE HAVE ORGASMS? HOW ELSE WOULD WE KNOW WHEN TO STOP 12. WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF INDEFINITELY? WHEN YOUR BALLS ARE SLAPPING AGAINST HER ASS, YOU'RE IN DEFINITELY 13. DEFIN

Adult Puns...
A guy is in a bar with a bunch of his friends. After a while of shooting pool and drinking, he whispers something to his friends. A few minutes later he walks over to the bartender and asks for a shot of tequila. After he takes the shot he says to the bartender,'' I'd like to make a bet with you.'' The bartender replies, ''Sure I'm in a betting mood.'' So the man bets the bartender $1,000 that he can piss in the shot glass placed all the way across the room and fill it up and not spill a drop. The bartender says, ''I'll take that bet.'' So the man walks to the other side of the room and places the shot glass down. He goes back to the bartender and starts pissing. He doesn't even get a drop in. He pisses all over the place. In the bartender's face, all over the barstools and everything. After he was done pissing, the bartender laughed and said, ''You owe me $1,000.'' The man paid the money with a big smile on his face. The bartender asked, ''How come you're so happy?'' The man

Adult Cheesecake!!!!
1 cup yager liquor 1 cup Razzamataz 2 8oz packages of Philidephia cream cheese softened 1 small tub of cool whip whipped topping 1/2 cup sugar 4 tablespoons lemon extract (real lemon juice works the best) get a graham cracker pie crust the biggest one you can buy and a package of knox gelatin unflavored mix the cream cheese and the lemon juice and sugar until there are no lumps then add the whipped cream liquor and knox gelatin (find it in the canning isle at wall mart) whip it and then put into your pie crust and place in the refrigerator over night. topping is made with frozen raspberries mixed with a 1 cup razzamataz & 2 shots of yager

Adult Content
IF U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED! WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL. IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD. REPOST IT SAYING... IF U HAD ME AL0NE I dont know whats going on here, but im on duty and horny as fuck. if you think your woman enough to help me out then let me know. The Rules of Bedroom Golf: Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to t

Adult Section
He looked down himself seeing and feeling her soft hands moved towards their destination. He had just shaved his pubic area.. he just recently had started to.. he was afraid it would look kind of unmanly... now he didn't think so anymore. Besides he knew.. he still looked like and (most important) was a man. And he noticed how being shaved actually increased the fun when he did what just seemed to start here and now. He turned of the shower. Now one of her hands slipped down to his balls, teasing them with slow moving her fingertips all over them. Her other hand started to move upwards his penis.Moving up and down on it will it got bigger and harder. She moved her fingertips over the glans slowly and then back to the back and forward motion... He felt how she was standing even closer to him now, pressing herself against him. Her wet, soft skin on his... it just felt great.. Her breasts.. like her skin.. had some firmness.. he could tell she s quite sporty.. but yet.. it was no

Adult Story-milk And Cookies
Story- Milk and Cookies We are in the kitchen, baking chocolate chip cookies...we are laughing and teasing and having fun....We have some of the batter left over and we start out by licking our fingers, but soon I put a little batter on your nose and you tell me "NOT FAIR"...I kiss, suck, lick off the batter from your nose and you get a wicked twinkle in your eye and ask me if I'd mind helping you clean the bowl....I agree and you drop to your knees and look up into my eyes and pull down my pants zipper and pull out my half hard cock, you give it a few strokes with your hand, getting me harder and then position the bowl so you use my cock as a scraper to remove some of the extra batter from the sides of the bowl and then you take my cock into your mouth and give me a very sensous blow job, starting at just the tip of my cock and then taking me deeper and deeper into your mouth. You taste both the sweet batter and my cock and you moan in delight as the two tastes mingle in your m

Adult Content
SEX RECIPE Ingredients: 2 Loving eyes. 2 Loving arms 2 Well shaped legs 2 Firm milk containers 1 Fur lined mixing bowl 2 Large nuts 1 Large banana Method: Look into loving eyes. Fold in loving arms Spread well shaped legs Squeeze and massage milk containers gently until fur lined mixing bowl is well greased. Check frequently with middle finger. Add banana - work in and out until well creamed. Cover with nuts and sigh with relief. Cake done when banana becomes soft. Be sure to wash mixing utensils and don't lick the bowl! P.S. If cake begins to rise, leave town immediately!!! TOP 10 REASONS WHY CYBER SEX IS BETTER 10. If the date goes bad, changing your Screen Name is easier then changing your real name. 9. Bathing, dressing, supplying atmosphere is optional. 8. If you get drunk and blackout, you only wake up next to a keyboard. 7. You can exercise your offensive habits without embarrassing yourself. 6. Viagra! Who needs Viagra? 5. Your partn

Adult Jokes
1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S PUSSY FOR? A: It's Braille for "suck here". 2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under. 3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. 4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. 5. WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

Adults Only
I hope you all enjoy this just thought I would share another little fantasy of mine so here goes....... It is a friday night. I had decided earlier that I would go out and have a good time dancing at the local nightclub and so I did. I had a great time but never in my wildest dreams would I have imagined what would happen next. I walk over to my car and as I am about to get in I notice this woman walking out of the club coming toward me. I had noticed her in the club earlier that night with some friends. She was very beautiful her long black hair blowing in the wind. She calls out to me saying she needs to ask me something so I step away from my car to walk closer to her. Just as I get to the front of my car a van pulls up and there is a hand over my mouth as I am lifted into the air and thrown into the van. I see the woman get in and then I am blindfolded. We drive for a short while before the van stops and I am taken from the van into a house. I am taken over to a b

Adult / Nsfw
EMOTIONS BECOME A KNOT OF PAIN THAT ENTANGLE ME TO A SAD STILLNESS, THOUGHTS FORM IMAGES SO VIVID THEY PARALYZE AND I AM UNABLE TO MOVE, TEARS FILL MY EYES AND I LET THEM FALL FOR IT IS MY ONLY RELEASE, MY HEART LAYS HEAVY AS IF LANCED AND EVERY BEAT IS A REMINDER THAT YOU ARE THE WOUND AND THE TOURNIQUET THAT WILL CEASE THE FLOW OF PAIN, IF I DARED RIP IT FROM MY BODY AS AN OFFERING TO YOU WOULD IT BE ENOUGH, DISSOLUTION IS MY STIGMATA AND I WEEP AS REGRET BECOMES MY SOULS BRAND, I WILL LIE IN WAIT FOR THE HEALER TIME TO URGE MY MIND TO FORGET , SO THOUGHTS OF YOU WILL HAVE NO PIERCINGS, AND MY BODY WILL BE FREE OF IT'S CARNAL LONGINGS, UNTIL THE SALVE OF TIME HAS LESSENED THIS TORMENT AND I AM WHOLE, I WILL KEEP THIS PAIN ALIVE FOR IT IS ALL THAT IS LEFT OF YOU, AND I WILL KNIT THIS PAIN INTO A BLANKET OF YOU AND COVER MYSELF AND LANGUISH IN THE SUFFERING AS IF IT IS A SHRINE. FOR YOU FEED THIS DARKNESS THAT IS NOW MY LUST, AND I FIND IT AS NEEDFU

Adult Thoughts Nsfw
Tony -- [noun]:An oral sex master 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com This is not a crude posting, or in any way meant to offend anyone. It is actually in answer to a question / Challenge ************************************************* I like to start be running a nice warm bath for my lady. It is relaxing, sensual, and insures cleanness. Afterwards I start out with a nice relaxing massage with ingestible massage oil. I begin massaging the shoulders...getting close so that my chest is against her back, my breath on her neck and ears. I slowly massage my way down her back and sides...careful to allow my hands to pass over the sides of her breasts. I may also follow with very lights kisses, an occasional trail of nibbles along her sides. I eventually work my way to her buttocks, massaging each cheek individually, running my hands inside the crack and brushing the lower part of the virginals. I work my way down the thighs and

Adult
Everyone seemed to head out the door as soon as the clock struck 5:00, except for the two of us. We sat together talking about this and that; being silly, flirting. I was waiting for him to make a move, give me some sign. He didn't. I decided if anything was going to happen, it was up to me to get it going. I stood up and said, "Follow me; there's something I need to show you." He looked intrigued and followed me into the small conference room. I shut the door behind us and locked it. I kicked off my shoes and removed my socks. I watched his eyes carefully as I slowly unbuttoned my blouse, letting it fall off my shoulders and land on the floor behind me, then unbuttoned and unzipped my pants and slithered out of them, revealing a black velvet bra and panty set. He leaned back against the conference table directly in front of me, smiling, enjoying the show. I went to him and pressed my body against his, putting my arms around his neck. "I can't wait anymore." I said softly. "I

Adults?
Just the other day I was here on CT and I seen a new blog from a friend pop up in alerts, so I went to check it out. She had posted that she was deleting all of her stories she had posted to her blog because some people on here had said some things to her and about her over them. I had read many of her blogs and she is very imaginative and has a great writing style. Now for my rant. Peopel grow the hell up and open your mind to what others may see and feel. This is an adult site, meaning not for kids. Adults should be mature enough to decide if they want to see something or not and follow through with that decision without trying to hurt someone else. If you don't like it and its not hurting any innocent people then don't worry about it. Why should a person have to hide what they enjoy inside if its not hurting anyone. Censorship is for the weak minded. People that have a strong mind know how to just hit the exit button and not go back there. If you find a pic that you feel is NSFW

Adult Erotica
Frat Party Frat Party Saturday night and the usual routine in the house. The pledges were getting the kegs ready in the basement and I was setting up my room for a night of pleasure. As the night progressed the basement filled up pretty well. The girls were mostly freshmen and sophomores, these were the ones not yet conquered. I cruised around the basement, talking to a few friends here and there, and then I saw a girl that made my jaw drop. She had brown hair about shoulder length, green eyes and a fabulous body. She was wearing a blue blouse and a black skirt. She was standing with a number of other girls talking. The room was pretty crowded as I made my way over to her. She said her name was Trina, and when she spoke the room seemed to light up, her eyes sparkling. I asked her to dance and went out to the dance floor. As she moved on the dance floor I got a better view of her legs, they were long and well defined, as my eyes roved up and down her she looked at me and s

Adult Stuff (nsfw)
The nice thing about shaving is that it must be done and re-done. That gives Him the opportunity to try something different each few days. He loves the thought of shaving her and bringing her to climax at the same time, but having her have to lay perfectly still for fear of a nasty razor cut. He can vision her spread eagle on the bed on her back...legs very wide and wrists tied to the posts. The shaving tools are present beside her. Before He begins the task, He stands above her on the bed, feet placed on either side of her waist, and He slowly undresses. When completely naked, He strokes Himself as He watches until He is quite hard. Lowering Himself to His knees, He waves His cock just under her nose and play tag with the tip of her darting tongue. He knows that by the slightest teasing, her wetness rises so close to the surface that the lightest touch brings it forth. Working His way down her body, He sits between her spread legs and very clinically inspects her mound and lips wit

Adult Stories
Harry looked around to see if anyone was looking, and said out loud to himself, "Good, the coast is clear," and then quickly from under his coat he produced a half liter bottle filled with a colorless that appeared to be water, but in reality was a powerful sexual stimulant!!! What Harry did next, was to lift the cover on the water filtration plant's inlet injector, and dump the entire contents of the bottle inside!!! He watched for a few seconds, replaced the cover, and calmly went back to his job of quality control foreman at the Smallville water plant!!! He figured that it would take about twenty four hours for the town to be saturated with his aphrodisiac, he could hardly wait!!! The next day, Harry sat down in the cafeteria, and watched with interest as his fellow employees ate their lunches. He noticed that at least two or three women had taken water from faucet over the sink and mumbled to himself, "Jesus, Marilyn just took a drink of water!!!" The reason for his e

Adult
I posted my salute pics today, and was really impressed by how quickly they were dealt with:) I will be posting here regularly, both NSFW and 'normal clothed' pics lol, we post our dirtiest pics in the site that is linked below, ITS COMPLETELY FREE(TO LOOK AT PICS AND TAKE PART) you won't be able to view the video's as they are for preemie members, but you can still take part in chat, on the forums etc...and look at all the naughty pics:) we got around 500 pics between us, as well as the ones we got here, be warned these ones are DEFINATELY NSFW..........;)Just thought it would be silly to have to upload all the same pics again to cherry when they are readily available for free, so i'll be posting on BOTH sites from now on....although i have to say, i am beginning to favour cherrytap as non-preemies are limited to 25 pm's a day on the other site, and i kinda like this going around leaving love all over the place, its hot!lol MY PICS:) MY HUBBY'S PICS(mostly of me) this h

Adult's Only
This is a little more of a provactive survey than some of the others. 1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night? Since morning is my night, I'd have to say mornings 2. What side of the bed do you sleep on? The right side 3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken? Sure, throw it on the grill! 4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? No but did in the drive way once 5. What leg do you put in pants first when pulling them up? Right 6. Candles or Incense? Candles 7. Do you dance when no one is watching? No but I do sing and you don't want to hear that 8. Did you play doctor when you were little? No but I play nurse now 9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? No my man gives it to me whenever so no need for that 10. Stove top cooking or microwave? Stove top 11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? My house is clean my car is packed with softball/t-ball equp. 12. Shower or bath? Shower 13. Do you pe

Adult
LAZY PUSSY- This is when there is no movement on the woman's part except trying to stop full thrust of the dick into the pussy. She says faster, faster but still is not putting any effort into the action at hand. THE WENDY'S "LATE-NIGHT PICKUP" WINDOW PUSSY- This is the girl you pick up around 12:30 am, when everyone is sleeping and she knows that you are coming so she is waiting by the door. You don't have to beep the horn or call her from the car because she knows the deal. She usually is not the best looking girl. You are never seen with this girl in public places and you hate that she mentions your name to her friends. There is no reason to ask how your day was because it is too late for conversation. It is all agreed upon before she even gets in the car. Nine out of ten times, there is no talk of relationship, because that might spoil the mood. THE CONQUERED PUSSY- This is the girl who teased you for about two or three years and finally you do get your chance and you pleas

Adult Stories
i could hear the water running... i knew that my friend Carla was taking a shower... and i stood there outside the door... stroking myself imagining what your hot pussy looked like as you soaped it and rubbed it... i wanted so much to just open the door and walk in and fall on my knees and pull your pussy to my mouth... i wondered what you would do... would you be shocked... i'm sure... but would you also enjoy it... or would you be mad... knowing that this new friend wanted your hot pussy to eat... i looked with anticipation for the keyhole... or some other way to look in the bathroom... there was nothing... i reached out and touched the doorknob and turned it... the door wasn't locked... it opened quietly... hot moist air floated out of the bathroom as i stood there in the doorway... looking at the moving form behind the frosted glass of the shower stall... i could see you... moving around... a dark blotch of hair on your head and another at your pussy, that l

Adult Humor
Ever wonder why men think alot, and women talk so much....?" MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard. Cereal is like pussy because a guy will eat it whether its wet or dry!

Adult Survey
Adult quiz... Body: OK, now that I have your attention. An Adult Survey - Be honest. If you aren't honest then what is the point. Fill it out and re-post as a bulletin. Have fun. 1) Ever been to a strip club? nope but i want to go this year some time 2) Ever been to a bar? YES 3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? NO 4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out somewhere?i maybe stumbing and need directions but i can get home by myself 5) Kissed someone of the same sex? YES 6) Thrown up from drinking too much? YES and what a night 7) Had sex in a car? YES a BMW in the passenger seat...oh what fun 8) Had sex in a park? yep 9) Had sex in a cinema? NO 10) Had sex in a bathroom? oh YES 11) Had sex at work? nope not to date 12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store? YES 13) Bought something from an "adult" store? YES 14) Is there anyone on your friends list you would consider having sex with? mmmmmm sexy people on my friends list :P 15)have you ever had a t

Adult Survey
The "Older People" Survey (Meant to be completed by those ADULTS out of high school) Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids? 'Have you ever kissed someone?' 'Missed someone?' 'Told someone you loved them?' 'Drank alcohol?' Here are some questions for the people who are a little more mature... Okay, okay... OLD FOLKS like us...... 1. What bill do you hate paying the most? The vehicles! 2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner? hmmm. Mellow Mushroom? lol 3. Last time you puked from drinking? Hubby's work Christmas party.lol 4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar? 2 years ago? 5. Name of your first grade teacher? It was actually my mom. 6. What do you really want to be doing right now? Sitting on my ass..just as I am doing. 7. What did you want to be when you were growing up? a nurse, a police officer, an astronaut. you know, the usual. 8. How many colleges did you attend? 2 so far. 9. Why

Adult Toys And More!!
I am doing a sale today until 7pm Shipping is $3.00 Paypal is accepted Payment must be made within 2 hours by paypal of agreeing to purchase. After today...I will be shutting down my myspace and changing this profile to fit me..not the product. PEEK AT A COUPLE ITEM prices...but I have alot in stock.... Home Alone is normally 22.00 - GET IT TODAY for $5 Gooser is normally 42.50 - GET IT TODAY FOR $8 Personal Massager is normally 15.00 GET IT TODAY FOR $4.00 That is just a SMALL LIST of what I have.. I am running this sale through my yahoo messanger...if you want to take advantage...turn on yahoo.... add friend pureromancepartiesbyjanie ..send me a shout to let me know that your here for the sale....etc.. Thanks to all Janie Im gonna be off here for a few days..working my ass off this weekend, and really doubt I will find the energy to log on... So talk to you all on Monday.. Janie

Adult Fairy Tails
WHEN I RUN AWAY FROM YOU - FOLLOW ME WHEN I POUT MY LIPS - KISS ME WHEN I CALL YOU CRAZY - IM CRAZY ABOUT YOU WHEN I AM SILENT - IM THINKING OF HOW MUCH I CARE ABOUT YOU WHEN I IGNORE YOU - I WANT ALL YOUR ATTENTION WHEN I PULL AWAY - GRAB ME BY THE WAIST & TELL ME YOU'LL NEVER LET ME GO WHEN YOU SEE ME AT MY WORST - TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL WHEN I SCREAM AT YOU - TELL ME YOU LOVE ME IF I DONT CALL YOU - IM WAITING BY THE PHONE FOR YOUR CALL WHEN IM SCARED - HOLD ME BY THE WAIST WHEN I LOOK LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER - KISS ME & TELL ME EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT WHEN I CRY -DONT LEAVE ME ALONE CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second con

Adult Talk
About 15 months ago I did a mumm called "Should I do this" the funny thing was it was my first mumm asking about doing a photoshoot for free to any lucky lady (for me preferably a BBW). I actually got ripped by a couple of people, one was a complete A$$. He actually put down get pics of soldiers raping teen Iraqi girls and piling dead bodies in pyrimands. At first of course I was angry cause people thought I was out to label and do a bad thing. Maybe in thier eyes I was, but in my eyes I was thinking I was going to celebrate life with my return to the USA. I'm not angry but you know whats funny is it really hurts that there will always be people that will say bad things about us (military). This is not so much for the fact they may hate the military or was maybe discharged baddly or refused entry, for the fact that was going to try something that I feel I worked very hard to return for. I have traveled over 3/4 of the country of Iraq, been fired up and return fire, I've even se

Adults Only Survey
Body: Adults Only Survey! Body: 1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night? morning, afternoon and night! 2. What side of the bed do you sleep on? If alone...middle...if not...closet to the alarm clock 3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken? chicken 4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? not with myself driving but other people have had to pull over for me 5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on? at the moment it would be the left cause getting pants over the cast is a pain in the butt 6. Candles or Incense? both 7. Do you dance when no one is watching? yes...and when drunk I dance so everyone can see 8. Did you play doctor when you were little? of course...who didn't 9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? not that I can recall but you never know 10. Stove top cooking or microwave? microwave 11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? my car since I dont have one 12. Shower or b

Adult Stories
First Time Together…. It’s just you and me. We’re sitting on the couch watching TV, hanging out, and just passing the time. There isn’t really anything on TV worth watching so I offer to give you a massage. You take off your shirt and lie down on the floor on your stomach. I straddle your body and start rubbing on your back. The look on your face and the occasional moan or sigh let me know you are enjoying it. After a few minuets you roll over beneath me. You’re now on your back looking up at me while I straddle your waist. You look up at me and smile which always makes me smile. You move your hands up onto my hips and squeeze them a little, never losing eye contact. I place my hands on top of your and entwine our fingers. You lift up our hands and move them so they are palm to palm and lace your fingers through mine. In one soft, yet quick motion you bring your hands to the floor above your head bringing me down with them. My body is now on top of yours and my face is only inche

Adults Only Survey
Body: Adults Only Survey! 1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night? morning, afternoon and night! 2. What side of the bed do you sleep on? I'm single. I sleep in the middle. 3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken? Sure. 4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? No. 5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on? Left 6. Candles or Incense? both 7. Do you dance when no one is watching? Sometimes. 8. Did you play doctor when you were little? No. We played house. 9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? Uh... 10. Stove top cooking or microwave? Stove top 11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? Car since it's always dirty anyway. 12. Shower or bath? Shower 13. Do you pee in the shower? Uh... 15. Mexican or Chinese food? Both 16. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Combo 17. Do you love someone on your friends list? Sort of. I don't really know them, but they

Adult Jokes
My next door neighbor got one last Tuesday And I haven't seen her since! Be the first on your Block to own the new Paperless toilet! Scroll Down..... .................. ......... ..... .... ... .. . One satisfied customer said she sat down, And was so delighted she didn't know Whether she was coming or going! A construction worker walks into a bar. He's a rather large, menacing guy. He orders a beer, chugs it back, and then bellows, "All you guys on this side of the bar are cocksuckers!" A sudden silence descends. After a moment, he asks, "Anyone got a problem with that?" The silence lengthens. He then chugs back another beer and growls, "And all you guys on this side of the bar are motherfuckers!" Once again, the bar is silent. He looks around belligerently and roars, "Anyone got a problem with that?" A lone man gets up from his stool unsteadily and starts to walk towards the man. The construction worker looks the man square in the

Adult Writings
You stand before me, in a leather dress. Spiked necklace tickling your bare shoulders, earrings swaying against your neck. I pull on your leash, guiding you forward. You sink into my arms, the well-known hands gripping your sides and pulling you closer, the anxiously-awaited lips pressing against yours. My hand runs up your back, over the back of your neck, squeezing and pulling you closer to me, into the kiss. My tongue darts past your lips, forcing them open as I curl my fingers into the hair at the base of your skull. Thousands of sparks shoot from the back of your head as I pull, forcing you to tilt back your head. You close your eyes as my soft, moist lips press against the naked flesh of your neck. Tingles spread as my teeth close down, pressing into your skin, increasing force, pressure increasing on your neck as I bite ever harder, straining your neck as I tilt your head back. My other hand runs along your side, sliding over your dress, tickling your skin as it runs down your

Adult Sex Quiz
I DIDN'T WANT TO RISK NOT SENDING THIS AS YOU WILL SEE AT THE BOTTOM!! Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded. Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego... A.) "Is it in?" Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A.) One of his fingers is clean. Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A.) They both cost a hundred

Adult Jokes
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said "I am a Father." The little boy replied "My Dad doesn't wear his collar like that." The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many." The boy said "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way" The priest, getting impatient, said "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book. The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should use a condom and wear your pants backwards instead of your collar." One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!' His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't le

Adult Antics
There are things that you need to know that I will never be able to tell you. There are things that need to be done that I know you will never do. There are decisions that need to made that will go ignored until it is too late. It is late now. You are late and so am I. And still we do not arrive together. I lay in one corner while you sit in another and the distance is too great for us to even see each other. Am I alone then? The many factors of loneliness. I cry that I am lonely but remain because I am not. I remain because it is not solely my decision because it does not affect only me. When my fingers stumble across silver and my skin craves seperation, I see other hands above mine. Smaller hands. Softer hands. Purer hands. Three pairs of tiny hands that I have held in happiness, sadness, cluelessness but always in love. Hands that have clung to me when time and space tried to pull me away. Hands that have absorbed tears, cradled laughter and smothered anger. Hands

Adults???
I have decided I will resign as an adult and would like to accept the responsibilities of an 6 year-old again. I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant and then be able to afford a movie. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks and bask in the sun. I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them. I want to lie under a big oak tree with a drippy ice cream cone and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day. I want to return to a time when life was simple; When all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset. I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good. I want to believe that anything is possible. I want to be oblivi

Adult Snacks...
here we go again... A lot of us have kids, and some of us still have them living at home. While others, have a gal friend, or boy friend with kids, so when we crash at that house, its always fighting for snacks. Yes that's what this post is about...Adult Snacks. Screw the kids, they get everything, all the candy, peanuts, pop-corn, anything you bring home gets consumed in a few hours... Well its time for a adult snack revolt... How to you go about causing this ruckus? Well, (laughing my ass off)... You must SNEAK snacks into the bedroom... (yes sneak), cause a average kid can smell a triple wrapped chocolate bar from a hundred yards, they are worse then those drug sniffing dogs. Then you must create a stash place, best is in the closet, or under the bed... I use those big fat plastic coffee containers, they hold lots of goodies.... But there are few important things to remember... a)Make sure the kid or kids, see this container and put some really stupit stuff

Adults Beware -- New Vaccine Guidelines Released
From Dr. Mercola website....... interesting The Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices, a division of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), has released the 2007-2008 recommended immunization schedules for adults in the US. The schedule includes 11 different types of vaccines for adults, including: Tetanus, diphtheria, and acellular pertussis (Td/Tdap) Human papillomavirus (HPV) Measles, mumps, rubella (MMR) Influenza Herpes zoster (shingles) Key changes in this year's recommendations include: Varicella (chickenpox) vaccination is recommended for all adults that have no apparent immunity to the virus Zoster (shingles) vaccination is advised for all adults 60 years of age and older, regardless of whether they have had a prior shingles episode HPV vaccine is recommended for women over the age of 26, who have not already completed the three-dose series It is recommended that flu vaccination be admin

Adults Only.. Really
What kind of fucking adult is so offended by the human body covered in ink that they must report it like some good little nazi? Have you never seen a naked person? Do you shower clothed? Have you never taken off your clothes to have sex with your spouse? Have you never seen someone of the opposite sex naked? Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you people? If you are an adult and the human body offends you.. get the fuck off my friends list, don't come back, and please block me, because I really want nothing to do with you. Have a nice day, Indi (an adult)

Adult Game
When Not To Call 911 This is something most people are taught in kindergarten, yet no one seems to be able to remember it. So, as a public service, I offer an elementary guide on when and when not to dial 911. If someone is bleeding copiously, on fire, unconscious, or dead - CALL. If someone just crashed into your house - CALL. If someone has just driven past your house and shouted a rude word at you - DON'T CALL. If your electricity has gone out - DON'T CALL. It's amazing how hard this is for some people to understand. What exactly do they think the police, EMTs, or firefighters are going to be able to do about their power being out? "Oh my god, we can't watch American Idol!!! Call 911, STAT!" Moving on. If you hear someone screaming, go ahead and CALL. But please try to tell us where the screaming is coming from! If it's late at night and you're getting slaphappy from lack of sleep and you start to wonder if 911 really works - DON'T CALL. Trust me. It works. What, do

Adult Jokes
Peter and Alfred Nussbaum were tailors and partners in the firm Nussbaum Brothers. After many years they decided to Anglicize their names and henceforth the firm should be known as the Nuss Brothers. After completing the legal paperwork, they informed the receptionist, Ethel, that from Monday on she should answer the phone as "Nuss Brothers." "I quit," said Ethel. "But why?", asked Peter, "the pay and benefits will be the same!" "Yeah? Well, YOU answer the phone then. I don't want to answer and find that the caller says he wants to speak with Mr. Nuss. Then I have to say.....Yes Sir; which one? P-Nuss or A-Nuss?" Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He travels up to Alaska, spots a small brown bear and shoots it. Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake...that was my cousin and I'm going to give you two choices... Either I maul you to dea

Adult Game
There is at least one person on your FUBAR list that wants to fuck the hell out of you. So lets play the Fuck or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a message saying "Yep, I'd Fuck you." SCARED? lol this sH!T's funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!!

Adult Game!
There is at least one person on your FUBAR list that wants to fuck the hell out of you. So lets play the Fuck or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a message saying "Yep, I'd Fuck you." SCARED? lol this sH!T's funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! There is at least one person on your FUBAR list that wants to fuck the hell out of you. So lets play the Fuck or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a message saying "Yep, I'd Fuck you." SCARED? lol this sH!T's funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!!

Adult Theater
She suddenly realized that she'd walked into an adult theatre by mistake. On the giant screen in from of her, she watched in at first horror, then with increasingly fascination as the guy on the screen started to use his tongue on the young girl he was with. Damn lucky bitch Jill said, without realizing that she'd spoken aloud. It'd been far too long since she'd had oral done to her like that. She squeezed her thighs together as she felt herself becoming horny. Jill walked into the darken picture theatre, feeling lonely and a bit lost. She'd just had a fight with her boyfriend and was feeling pissed off. Once again, they'd made love, and once again, he'd left her high and dry. When they'd first met, he had been a wonderful lover, always making sure that she'd had an orgasm. Now though, all he seemed to do was to put his cock inside her and pump a few times, climax and then just get out of the bed. She felt that she was just being used simply as vessel for him to unload his

Adult Style Christmas...lol
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangey reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Woa Shithead, woa Asshole, woa Stupid, woa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look o

Adult Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangey reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Woa Shithead, woa Asshole, woa Stupid, woa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look o

Adult Christmas Lmmfao
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangey reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Woa Shithead, woa Asshole, woa Stupid, woa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look o

Adult Contents - Nsfw
You are sitting there on your chair reading a story I had sent you earlier, your cock starts to get hard and i walk into the room and see it, I slowly walk over to where you are sitting, you never lift your eyes from the screen, I get on all fours and crawl over to you and come up between your legs, pull your hard cock out from your pants and run my tongue up and down your hard shaft, then I run my tongue lightly over the head of your cock, at this point you look down at me and smile, your head falls back and you moan, I move up and kiss you full on the lips and work my way down your neck and your chest, lightly nibbling on your nipples, work my way back down, I tease your cock once more by grazing my lips across the tip and I continue down and take little nips on your inner thighs, down your legs and up again towards your fully erect and waiting cock, i look up at you, you run your fingers through my hair and moan, I then look into your eyes and place my lips on the tip and slowly wit

Adult-the Encounter -adult
The Encounter - Erotica I walk into the room, as the flames of a hundred candles cast shadows on the walls. I see your silhouette against the soft satin sheets. The flames reflect from your eyes as you stare upon my body. Your soft but gentle writhing motion makes me yearn for you . As I climb into the bed, never taking my eyes from you, I come up close to you gently brushing the hair from your eyes and gently pull you up to me and brush my lips against yours. I can feel the sexual tension pouring from your body as I kiss you again. Unable to stand it you gently pull my head to yours and envelope me in a kiss that could melt ice. The passion between is just overwhelming Our tongues intertwine as the mash together, seeking, exploring ,tasting . I then kiss your cheeks, your eyes, and then to your head. I then slow and deliberatly move to your neck, moving my lips sliding from the nape of your neck to that little spot behind your ear. Back and forth, back and forth... I hear a

Adult Toys
Tonight I want to discuss Adult Toys. That's right, the rabbit,the leather, the anal beads, the vibrators, whatever your pleasure, that's what we're talkin' about. How many of you out there own Adult Toys? Do you use them, and how often? I think Adult Toys are faaar too underrated in this world! Sex toys are a great way to lengthen playtime and heighten and excite your partner near the point of ecstasy, yet you can take it away just as fast! How fun!!!! Seriously, if you don't own a Rabbit, go out and get one. If you don't use it on yourself, use it on your partner, you will both be exhausted after use! w00t! Peace, Wenz

Adults?
Why is it that there are so many people on Fubar that feel it is okay to bash others, make nasty comments, and make people feel bad and call others children, when in reality they are the children. Children are the ones that make fun of each other and pick on each other. Adults are the ones that are suppose to be the role models and teach children what is right and wrong. Is it me or do others see the same thing. Just because you are 18 years old that does not make you an adult. I feel people need to stop and think before they really hurt somebody by their words. You never know who you are making fun of and what that persons situation is. Stop and think would you want someone doing that to you and dont say i dont care because everybody does care. Please comment and let me know if others feel the same as I do .

The Adult Abc's
A is for ASS B is for BITCH C is for CUNT D is for DICK E is for ERECTION F is for FUCK G is for GENITALS H is for HOOTERS I is for INTERCOURSE J is for JUMBO HOOTERS K is for KINKY L is for LICKING M is for MASTERBATE N is for NAUGHTY NIPLLE O is for ORGASM P is for PUSSY Q is for QUEEEN OF PUSSY R is for ROUGH SEX S is for SEX T is for TONGUE U is for URANUS V is for VAGINA W is for WETNESS X is for XTRS PANTING Y is for YES YES YES And finnally……………………. Z is for ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz

Adults....
I know I'm not the best looking person in the world or even on Fubar and I never will! I'm not conceited!And I don't go around this site looking to mark pictures that I don't like or because I think they show to much! And that would be because I'm an adult and I don't need to bring anyone or anything down to a childish level! I don't expect anything from our friends except that they be open minded to anything.We do respect others and their boundaries and we expect the same in return! We have never marked anyones pictures in this site whether they needed to be or not...its not like us! If we see something we don't like we just don't look at it...it's that simple!!! If you haven't noticed by now that we are very open minded Please take note NOW! We don't appreciate our pictures getting marked when they follow the rules of this site! Like I said before If you don't like what you see just don't look! If you would feel better then tell one of us which picture needs to be marked NSFW and we

Adult Entertainment
This is really for the ladies, as I am curious. What would it really take, for the ladies here to do segments or content for the adult entertainment industry? I mean I know the money is a must, for most all of them, however my partner and I are looking to offer something most others do not, and therefore I am opening this up to find out from women what they would like to see, perhaps their own website with the content, paid travel to the location of the shoot? Nice accomodations I dont know, so give me your ideas so I can give it a shot and see how the ideas work out. Leave your ideas as comments.

Adult Survey
(1) Is there anyone on your friends list you would have sex with? Yeah (2) Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? afternoon (3) Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? yep (4) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? uh, no (5) Shower or bath while having sex? shower (6) Mexican girls or Chinese guys? um, no? (7) Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? hahaha, depends (8) Do you love someone in your friends list? yes (9) Love or Money? love (10) Credit cards or cash? cash (11) Have you ever wanted a best friend? uhh, yeah? 12) Camping or a 5 star hotel? camping (13) Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? basement of a church (14) Have you ever been to a strip club? no, damn it (15) Ever been to a bar? yeah, but not to drink (16) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? nope (17) Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you

Adult Survey
1) Is there someone on ur top friends u would like to have sex with? over and over and over again :) (2) Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? pretty spontaneous about this,so I would have to say whenever :) (3) Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? Yup (4) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? That would be a Big NO!!!!! Lmao (5) Shower or bath while having sex? shower,tub too small (6) Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Agressive, take me, use me :) (7) Do you love someone in your friends list? My friends Rawk!!! I Love them All (Y)(Y) (8) Love or Money? Money, I can buy love (9) Credit cards or cash? debit card (10) Have you ever wanted a best friend? I have a few and have acquired a few more :D (11) Camping or a 5 star hotel? No bugs for me !! (12) Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? Bathroom at work (13) Would you shave your entire body (including yo

Adult Stories
It's Friday afternoon and the workday is coming to an end. You are anxious to get home to me and give me the surprise of my life. The entire car ride home seems to take forever, but it gives you have plenty of time to think about what the events of this evening brings. You can feel your cock beginning to swell in your pants just thinking of all the nasty things you will do with me. When you pull up in front of the house, you see me standing at the door awaiting your arrival. I am wearing a pair of daisy dukes and a hot pink bikini top. You come inside and kiss me hello, we share small talk about our day. Once you feel settled in, you say to me. "Come here love". I walk over to you and stand before you waiting for your approval. You say to me, "My oh my, you are looking quite sexy today. I have a surprise for you, how would you like to go to a party tonight?" I immediately have a zillion questions, where are we going? What time do we have to leave? You can hear the excitement! in my vo

Adult Survey From Myspace
(1) Is there anyone on your top friends list you would have sex with? Um, I think all I have on my top friends are dead male wrestlers. It's amazing how they keep up their myspace accounts. I guess myspace must be big on the other side too! (2) Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? Yes please! (3) Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? As opposed to puking in the car??? (4) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? No, but I've been offered a set of beads to show off my wee wee. Wait, wasn't Manhattan purchased for beads? Does that mean my wee wee is worth a lot? If I had any to spare, I would be on EBay right now. (5) Shower or bath while having sex? Once again, yes please! (6) Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Why are you asking either or questions when it comes to sex? I'm just looking for someone who can live without a respirator for the 12 seconds it would take for me to do my thing. (7) Do y

Adult Fun!!!
Ok here is the deal!!! For about a month now my boy toy (fuckbuddy) and I have been looking for a lady to join us for some wild and crazy 3 way fun. We haven't had much luck so far and I just don't get it. We are both very attractive people and love to have fun. So you are are interested in some great 3 way fun, hit me up and let me know.... Love to all, Green Eyes

Adult Shop Adventures - Behind The Scenes.
Ok, well let me start my saying I work in an adult shop, and about to share some of the funny behind the scene experiences with you. There's this one customer comes in every week, now I'm not being mean in saying this but he is a 6 pack short of a carton, sweet guy, but not all together. Anyway he calls in every week for a couple of dvd's and a blow up doll. (Don't ask, as I really don't want any mental images - but apprently, he keeps popping them.) Now as if it's not hard enough to sell these with a straight face, this poor dear on this day he stopped by last week was stuck with me serving him. He picks a doll off the shelf comes up to me and says "Is this one any good?" "Yeh, she any good?" (repeated himself about 5 times) Now with keeping that inmind, let me inform you a little about me... I am known for any thought that pops in my head, tends to come straight out of my mouth, regardless, be it good or bad (often gets me in trouble.) Anyways, with this poor dude aski

Adult Questions
I'm not kidding! It's called Chat To Text and it allows you to get text messages from your friends on Facebook, Bebo, and MySpace. You just put this little widget on your profile page and your friends can send you a text message, and you can reply from your cell phone. You don't need any fancy cell phone, any cell phone that can text will work. It's kind of like Instant Messaging through text messaging through your Facebook/Bebo/MySpace page. Anyway, check it out for yourself: http://www.chattotext.com/amember/go.php?r=17061&i=l0 As you'll see in the video, the best part is that you can make some serious cash just by spreading the word...like I am right now! Let me know what you think - I'm excited! Talk soon, Matthew The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Dick/Boob Size: 4. Favorite position ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me

Adult Questions
Body: ADULT QUESTIONS 1. Is there anyone on your top friends list you had sex with? no... 2. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night? all of the above 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? i sleep on the left... my bed has my imprint on my side of the bed for maximum comfort 4. Lights on or off? on 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? no 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? no... just to put them back on lol 7. Shower or bath? shower 8. Do you pee in the shower? soometimes 9. Mexican or Chinese? chinese... buffets rule! 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Aggressive 11. Love, money, or lust? money...cause u can buy the others 13. Credit cards or cash? cash money mutha fakker 14. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't? Yes 15. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel? camping 16. Took a break.... to smoke 17. Would you shav

Adult Riddles
Adult Riddles Q.What is the difference between a Drug Dealer and a Hooker?A. A Hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q.What's a mixed feeling?A. When you see your Mother-In-Law backing off a cliff in your new car.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Q What's the height of conceit?A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Q.What's the definition of 'Macho'?A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Q.What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?A.A guy will actually search for a golf ball~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Q.Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?A.They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Q.Why is divorce so expensive?A.Because it's worth it!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Adult Goodies
Slumber Parties www.slumberpartiesbynicholesage.com come check it out and place orders, theres alot of good stuff spread the word. Tons of toys and gag gifts and lotions and lubes and for the women there are cute little outfits there too. All resonably priced, if you have any questions about any of it feel free to ask me!

Adult Dvd
I am Christine Johns, 24 a student from Duke University. I am a member of the hot lesbians group. We are a nice bunch of people to hang with, we dont do bad stuff or even watch adult dvd, we're just a group of friends having fun and want to finish our studies.

Adult Humor Courtesy Of Wv's 'hillbilly Hollar'
(If this offends anyone, I apologize for it) The President was looking for a call girl. He found such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a red-head. To the blonde he said, “I am the President of the United States. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?” She replied, “$200.” To the brunette he asked the same question. Her reply was “$100.” He then asked the red-head.. her reply was: “Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, keep it rising like the price of gas, keep me warmer than it is in my apartment, and screw me the way you have retiree’s, then it isn’t going to cost you a damn cent!” One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick and the trainees didn

Adult Film Star Lizz Tayler
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Adult Truths
** Adult Truths *** 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my own neighborhood. 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. 10. Bad decisions make good stories. 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatev

Adult Dating
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Adv 1997
by Dr. William Pierce Every evening when I have turned on the television news during the past few weeks, the message has had the same theme: Saddam Hussein must be stopped! Saddam Hussein is a danger to America! We must destroy Saddam Hussein! About the only difference I've noticed in these daily news messages is that they're steadily becoming more strident, more demanding, more imperative: We must destroy Saddam Hussein! And in support of this message the television people are using all of their tricks to stir up public opinion in favor of another war against Iraq. Day after day we hear things like: "Saddam continues to defy the United Nations. Saddam thumbs his nose at America. Saddam challenges us to do something about his illegal actions." These inflammatory comments are made against a background of old film footage of Saddam in his military uniform, grinning at us. NBC's news anchor Tom Brokaw seems really impatient: "Why don't we take out Saddam now?" he asks. "Why don't we

Advanced Oral Tehniques
Gently pull the lips apart and look at her inner lips, lick them if you want. Now spread the tops of her pussy up until you find her clit. Women have clits in different sizes just like us guys have different sized dicks. It doesn't mean a thing as far as her capacity for an orgasm all it means is there is more of her hidden underneath her foreskin. Whenever you touch a woman's pussy, make sure your finger is wet, you can lick it or moisten it with juices from inside her. Be sure by all means to wet it before you touch her clit because it doesn't have any juices of its own and its very sensitive. Your finger will stick to it if it's dry and from what I hear it hurts. But you don't have to touch the clit so soon any way. You have to work up to that. Before she becomes too aroused, her clit is too delicate, approach her pussy slowly. Women more than men loved to be teased, the inner part of her thigh is her most tender spot. Lick it, kiss it, and make designs with the tip of your tong

Advantages Of Being A Woman
Advantages Of Being A Woman Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives withou

Advantages Of Being A Woman
Number 1 of alll and i didnt mean to forget but here it is WE HAVE BOOBS 1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.7. Taxis stop for us.8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.15. We don't hav

Adventure!
so tonight im goin clubbing and getting crunk so i will be missing college tomorrow and then i will be getting crunk and partying it up this weekend..yay! omg so this weekend was so damn fun...i had quite the adventure..if u wanna know ask me about it!

Adventures
Oh how I love a rain storm on a warm spring day. To sit beneath my patio cover with me feet up listening to the sounds of the rain as it washes away the old and refreshes the new. The tempo of nature's music playing across the land. The rumble of the bass from the clouds along with a light show no man could come close to producing. The rain has a way of hypnotizing the soul, allowing you to drop your guard and senses come alive. The smell of a rain fall tantalizes and teases. The plants seem to reach toward the sky as if to embrace each and every liquid drop before drinking in the clouds offering. As spring storms are want to do, a close and powerful blast followed by the familiar hum as the lights go dim. The ceiling fan's blades slowly coming to rest. A glance through the windows hold true. The house has gone dark. From the house comes first the sound and then the soft but sweet smell of beauty. Without even turning to look I know she is there. The slightest scent of her skin ca

Adventures With Deejay Ohh
Woo Hoo! Check out my new video clip store! Deejay Ohh XXX & More Cum Sluts and Jerk-off Girls! Petite or thin LADIES ONLY!I want you in my next video.You get free copy of video and a link back to your site.Contact me via CherryTap only for details! Deejay Ohh at INIQUITY - Dallas' Finest Club For Couples - Tonight! INIQUITY - Dallas' Finest Club For Couples10821 Composite Drive Dallas, TX 75220 972-323-1100 Tonight's theme at INIQUITY is Party Like a Rock StarIt's time to unleash your inner rock star!!!Yes, it's time to pull out those leather pants, miniskirts, bustiers, and other fetish

Advent
Just cos today's date is a palindrome I thought I would indulge myslef with a little wordplay, so see if I can conjure up some horseplay. Here is an ancient one: S A T O R A R E P O T E N E T O P E R A R O T A S Very clever! Or funny too: Shopkeeper (Michael Palin): (having said the customer was in Ipswich instead of Bolton) It was a pun. Customer (John Cleese): A pun? Shopkeeper: No, no, not a pun, no. What's the other thing which reads the same backwards as forwards? Customer: A palindrome? Shopkeeper: Yeah, yeah. Customer: It's not a palindrome. The palindrome of Bolton would be Notlob. It don't work. Or just plain spandanglily mahusive ! World's Longest Palindrome Here are some goodies for you: I prefer pi. Flesh--saw Mom wash self! Was it a car or a cat I saw? Tarzan raised Desi Arnaz' rat. Flower Ewoks K.O. werewolf Bob mixes sex, I'm Bob Butt raft, fart tub. Hot tuba. Put it up a butt, oh. and that Daily Mail anti coffee

Advent, Christmas And New Year!
the result was: vesicle in perfect state, size and texture normal other things like liver are ok too so it's me vs. gastritis then...... other thing is, the same someone i talked sometime ago (the near friends knows who i'm talking about) and hurted me, said me "you shouldn't tell everyone about what i did" LOL, what does that mean? i can't tell my friends of what he did to me? i only told the truth... hahaha it's the funniest thing i heard in long time :D yep, got the result of my biopsy: i have helicobacter pylori in my stomach, giving me gastritis and apparently i had it for long time... bad huh? that gives me 10 days of treatment with 2 very strong meds, and 3 months more of a very reduced diet... >:( hi everyone :) i got my endoscopia, and the result is gastritis but, i have part of stomach bleeding, and they took something for biopsy i have new appointment next monday so i'll know what i have to do next!

Adventures
In this age of time the whole idea about waiting to have sex until you are married is highly over rated. In the past I my have been the moral thing to do but by today’s standards it can’t be true. I feel that this may be one of the main reasons why the divorce rate is so high today. Let me explain and you tell me what you think. First of all I did wait till I married and it’s going on 18 years. I’ve never cheated on my wife but I have had the opportunity and wanted to but some how haven’t mustered up the courage to fallow through. The one time I did try I felt miserable and was with someone younger then me. After realizing that this was not what I wanted at the time I backed out. Just did not feel right. That person was a co-worker and she went to our supervisor and a big stink was had. The saving grace is that it did not happen at the work place or on the clock. I did tell my wife about it and we survived it and at work it settled down to. Anyway, after that ordeal I come to rea

Adventures And Stories
CHRISTMAS WITH LOUISE This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinners. It won first prize. As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings were overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty. One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, "What does this do?" "You're kidding me!" "Who would buy that?" Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section. I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that

Adventures In Gaming
so... I blame halo 3 for getting me back into shooter games haha but! shortly after the halo ... I got sucked into Resistance: Fall of Man. The story is based in the 1940s and is basically kind of like a world war...but with aliens. CRAZY aliens that infect humans and turn them into some kinda freaky hybrid lol There's a co-op feature (yay ^_^) but overall it was pretty cool! Their grenade selections are awesome (air fuels rawk) there's even one called the hedgehog that pops up and shoots out these massive spiney needles everywhere. There are stages where driving both human and alien tanks are needed .... so if you're like me and can't operate vehicles in video games if you're life depended on it.. just a heads up haha >_< lol that's where co-op comes in handy...i always jump on the gunner seat =P It's a cool game I would recommend it (after halo of course!) but the AI in the game is pretty smart too...there were plenty of times where we had to strategize before going into t

Adventures Of The Sloppy Ninja
Its late afternoon and my son, Matteo, has decided that he wants a frostie from Wendy's. Okay no problem, he deserves it. We put on our shoes and I grab my wallet. Matteo is chattering away about, "daddy look at this" and, "daddy look at that." My mind wanders a bit. I get him outside and then I lock and close the door to my apartment. I feel like I forgot something.. hhmm. Oh yeah my keys. Crap! I jiggle handle hoping that maybe it isn't really locked, but it is. I try to pry open the kitchen window but it wont budge. I live 8 blocks away from my work so I decide to walk to work and get my spare key. So we walk the distance and the whole time my son is chattering away about everything in sight. We get to my office and the secret key lets us in. I'm searching the shelves, cabinets, filing drawers, desktops and bathroom for my spare apartment key. I can't find it. It must be inside of my apartment. I find a key that somewhat resembles my apartment key. So we start the hike back. We get

Adventures Of Life
Thinking maybe a little hush time for me in the next week. Pfft No can do. Kids away and hubby stuck on my hip. I finally got to put my XMAS tree up and the dogs managed to mangle it to death like a pretzel. Fixed that by putting the dogs out of the house. So here I am with my tree up 2 kids away, my little one with a cough because hubby brought him camping and allowed him to run around like a orphan with no shirt or shoes. But Hmmmmmmmmmmm wonders why he can't go to school. I think hubby just likes the part of making kids not really concerned about the rest after that. Had a wonderful Turkey Day, with alot of loonies to sit and talk with. I am still clueless as to where they came from. My little one is at the stage where he thinks that what he says is the word of the GOD ALMIGHTY and even goes to the point of trying to make the world stop when he says. Example: ME Showering...BANG BANG..BANG...MOMMY hurry I want that toy on TV HURRY. OMG, I have just heard it all. My little one ju

Adventures In The Land Of Lee
i talked with my ex of 6 years ago, and afterwards i came out feeling like a new person. i no longer feel the heavy weight on my shoulders. i know i have made poor decisions, but i am not what i made myself out to be. i am loved and I'm starting to feel some redemption. peace at last. THANK YOU! to those that sent me burf-day greetings! if you didn't it's ok it's only Cherrytap. don't feel bad about that. i had a wonderful burfday,

Adventures In Pittsburgh!
Man, what the fuck is wrong with people?! I get on the bus today to go home, and I have with me (and am playing) my Nintendo DS. These 2 girls come sit by me on the back of the bus. We'll mind you, I don't find them attractive. We'll these girls start asking me all kinds of personal questions....then I actually glanced up (this is before I decided they weren't pretty) and was like WTF are they doing some kind of drug. The one girl looked like she had just been punched in the face....to much makeup, grimy ass coats...was pretty damn nasty. Whats worse is they put me on the spot asking me "Do you think my friend is cute?" What the fuck am I supposed to say? We'll I went with (because I'm nice) "Sorry, I'm not going to say you are attractive, because I'm not interested in anyone right now" Even though the second part is a lie. Oh well, fucking hookers. I met the sexiest and NERDIEST Nurses today at work (I work at Children's Hospital of Pittsburgh FYI). It was great because I ha

The Adventures Of Mike
Last year my dad was out at the golf course with his friends, when he sees *Manual (name changed due to small-town) hauling ass down the street. Pretty soon *Veronica appears behind him in her own car. Now, my dad knew that Manual was married, and Veronica was a few years older than I, so he put two and two together and realized they were headed to the park for a sexy rendezvous, so he says to the other five guys with him (who're drunk) "Let's head over yonder to the park. I've got an idea." So they head over to where the two are meeting, and wait patiently as *Veronica gets out of her car and joins *Manual in his truck then speeds off toward Plains. "Alright, y'all, let's go." So the six drunk men set out towards the car, carefully pick it up, and wedge it successfully between two trees, making entrance impossible. Then they resume their game of golf. About forty-five minutes later they hear 'Aghh!! Dammit!', and look over to see *Veronica with her legs sticking out of the trun

The Adventures Of Drake Tauru
Circles February 2007 Our anti-hero is at the crossroads of his life. He has his destiny in the palm of his hands. One mis-calculation and everything he has worked for, will come down around him. Friends could be lost and lifes ruined. "Nothing happens without purpose." May 2002 Our hero is at the crossroads of his life. He has his destiny in the palm of his hands. One mis-calculation and everything he has worked for, will come down around him. He will take back his life or die trying. "Fear is the mind-killer"¹ Summer 1998 Our Villian is at the crossroads of his life. He has his destiny in the palm of his hands. One mis-calculation and everything he has worked for, will come down around him. But fate has something else in mind. Our villian has nothing to say because he only cares about himself. September 1992 Our anti-hero is at the crossroads of his life. He has his destiny in the palm of his hands. One mis-calculation and everythi

The Adventures Of Odarian Grey
I don't remember what triggered my obsession with the Great Sea, but whatever the event, it had a lasting impact. For I have always dreamed of the open water.....of being aboard a ship somewhere in its vastness, standing on the bow whilst the salty sea breeze blows my hair astray, sailing into the unknown. I had never seen the ocean before, never walked a white sandy beach, never heard the cull of a sea bird.....but I also never let that fact stop me from spending most of my time there. My reality was that I was born in a small village in the middle of a large piece of dirt and i had never left home. I didn't even know what lied beyond the hills that surrounded or town. But all I had to do was close my eyes and there I was....walking down that beach....watching the sea birds glide through the air just above the water's surface in search of an easy meal. I remember reading so many books about the sea, about sailing. I studied an endless number of maps and I noticed somethi

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Adventures In Potatoe Land
And Fubar saved you from me posting this on your page. http://www.youtube.com/v/YdpllAHo0ng&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0"> Fucking anti-spam.If I have to hear it for days so should you. Im gonna do some.Some of you are gonna get one if you like it or not,some wont.Some of you dont want one and please use this to let me know if you do or dont.I dont take normal salutes,so they wont be done tonight.I have to think of ssomething good for this round.Cheers

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went out to jackson to see anybody killa tonight, made it fashionable late of course just as jay-mo started his set..... the crowd was hype, killa was on point... wish i would have caught the earlier acts but shit happens lol.... tomorrow is Hot 102.7 Summer Jamz in Pontiac, i'll be there for Swamp Dawg Da Gator Man of course, thats gonna be CRAZY INSANE WHEN HE HITS THE STAGE SERIOUSLY!!! Swamp is on the come up so keep ya eyes and ears open for real!!!! anyhow just anutha weekend for Metros Most....... on to the next show! Happy late Halloween to all my friends! I'm in Ohio for about a week so all my Ohio peoples hit me up! ReD CRITICAL BILL On Tour Now - Check Out The Latest Dates I will be out on tour with my homies "CRITICAL BILL" on the RISE UP TOUR '08 w/ Primer 55! Come check them out LIVE in a city near you! Say Hi to ya boy, ReD! Hit up the Critical Bill Myspace page for venue & show details! WWW.MYSPACE.COM/CRITICALBILLMUSIC CRITICAL BILL - "My Suicide"(Girl) Music Video

The Adventures Of Frank, Casey, And Kyle
It’s that wonderful time of the year. People are shopping. Families are gathering. Carolers are caroling. Everyone is getting into the holiday spirit. But no one enjoys this time of the year more than Frank, Casey, and I. We were going through our normal routine of watching the Full House Christmas specials and throwing back some Jager-Nogg. Frank was blaming Dave Coulier for the recent downfall of the Olsen twins. Casey said if they would’ve kept hanging out with that Urkel guy they’d be doing a lot better. Casey was slightly confused, and intoxicated. Determining that Casey was suffering from an overload of holiday spirit, TGIF reruns, and alcohol, Frank and I decided to take him for a drive to look at the local Christmas lights. Casey seemed to be very upset by the lack of quality displays, and showed this by several attempts to egg-nogg houses. The police seemed to be upset by this and showed it by throwing us in jail. There we were. Christmas eve, eve…stuck in jail. Frank and I

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The Adventure Of Ct
It never ceases to amaze me, what I see and experience on CT. Mind you I am a VIC by choice. I sign On by choice. Here are things that make me just shake my head. 1. Error messages that are just down right Rude - I am not a rude person and each time I see this I wonder , is that the type of person they really cater to and those of us that have manners and are kind just have to suffer this immature attitude. 2. Salutes - I thought at first this was great idea, because I am real and this would be a good tool to find those that were real as well, rather then those that are fake and pretend and play the senseless mind games that go on here and else where are the internet. But I was wrong, not only are the fake salutes that are passed and ones that are not following the guidelines written in the CT Bible are also passed. Now you can get one approved and delete it and still gain points. Ok I will just leave it at these two. I am just venting so don't feel like you hav

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Breathing is normal, Sense of touch feels good, Sight is beautiful, You can not Taste without Smell. You Smell so wonderful, You Taste as good, You are so Beautiful, I Feel your Breath upon me. Breathing is normal, We fly in the air, We walk through the woods, We drive the coast on an Adventure. Breathing is normal, My Love for you is too. Breathing is normal, It is just rapid thinking of you.

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ok this is what one should do... if one wants to bring intrest, detail, and or fun to ones life. i do this often... sometimes to often... but ive seen some crazy shit and done some amazing things so its a few simple steps as follows: 1: think of a place you have always wanted to go. 2: devise a plan gather enough money to get plane, bus or train ticket. 3: Go... meet people along the way and embrase the adventure. Note: im not responsible for any and all problems one may encounter BUT, i AM responsible for any and all good fortune and times... thats all me... (your welcome)...(please come again)

Adventures In Shoutbox Land
gunbunny55: show me it all............or if you have a cam........ ->gunbunny55: unless you wanna see the smorgasboard ones those are for friends and very tame ->gunbunny55: the other is of my feet next to my husbands package if you really wanna see how well endowed my husband is gunbunny55: try me. ->gunbunny55: one you can find on a photobucket search of greek goddess.. that's where I got it and someone flagged it nsfw .. I keep it for myself cause of the comments ->gunbunny55: you'd probably be disappointed LMAO gunbunny55: can I see your private pics ->gunbunny55: there http:... http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=924825&albumid=0&i=1020602419 gunbunny55: can I get some pussy?

Adventurer Fosset Missing In Nevada
Record-setting adventurer goes missing in Nevada MINDEN -- Millionaire adventurer Steve Fossett, who has cheated death time and again in his successful pursuit of aviation records, was missing Tuesday after taking off in a single-engine plane the day before to scout locations for a land speed record, officials said. Teams searched a swath of rugged terrain in western Nevada near the ranch where he took off, but searchers had little to go on because he did not file a flight plan, a Federal Aviation Administration spokesman said. "They are working on some leads, but they don't know where he is right now," FAA spokesman Ian Gregor said. Fossett, the first person to circle the world solo in a balloon, was seeking places for an upcoming attempt to break the land speed record in a car, said Sir Richard Branson, the British billionaire who has helped pay for many of Fossett's adventures. The 63-year-old took off alone at 8:45 a.m. Monday from an airstrip at hotel magnate Bar

Adventures Of My Wife And I!!
So my wife and i have decided that we're going to buy two mini horses. She's going to rename herself to paco and i'm going to rename myself to princess candace. Im going to ride on my dyed pink horse named bob wearing a tiny tiara, a tiny cape, and plastic shoes (the kind you got as a kid from the dress up toys). We're going to live on the beach and ride our mini horses like royalty.

Adventures Of Capt Asshole
so i just got back from a nearby dog park. right now i only have monkey boy, his sister saddie wont be back til sunday. every time i go to the park there are no dogs there, bc people would rather escape to their rapture of air conditioning than show their dogs some affection by going to the dog park. any way, i call up my next door neighbors, "the boondocks" and ask if i can borrow their dogs so monkey would have some play mates. after fighting these 3 dogs into kris's small ass truck, they calm down and enjoy the ride... until we get there. they... draaaaag me into the dog park. of course no one is there, but thats fine with me, bc its not like dogs need to be popular. they run around pissin, shittin, chewin up everything in site, u know bein dogs. about 10 good minutes pass, i see some lil subburban SUV piece of shit pull up. this pudgey lil mexican man squeezes out, he's dressed like he's goin to church, and has a look of miami queer about him. i immediately dubb him

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Take the What Drink are You Quiz - What Kind of Drink are You? at QuizRocket.com!Make Your Own Quiz For those that are not aware I leave today on vacation. Seems someone in the family felt that asking my 4 year old neice where we should go. Following suit of most 4 year old she said Disney and it was decided. It should be a fun trip though. We board the plane at 4pm this afternoon June 16th and return on June 21st. I may need some well wishes as this is a vacation with my parents, brother, his wife, their daughter and my daughter. It could get interesting to say the least. If I dont see you have a great week. I'll tell Mickey you said hello! Bella

Adventures In Knitting And Drinking!!!
yep. that's exactly what im feeling right now. oh my dear god since when did renting a house become so damn complicated?! and ive had no luck in getting my therapist to give me happy pills. grrrr. instead he wants me to tap on my head and say i love myself. wtf?! the good thing? i get paid time off work! because of extenuating circumstances out of my control, i get a few days of paid leave to sort my shit out! woota! and my phone is still ghetto...and still not working. luckily i will be getting a bonus with my next check ill be able to invest in a new much more jenn friendly phone :D other than that? nothing much has changed. im still working on the sweater that never ends and trying to finagle at least 3 yoga classes a week. and woot for the patriots! my boys played terribly on sunday but like always, they pull through and now they're heading to superbowl! 18-0 baby!!! so... another long day at work, and oh my dear god some of these calls were TERRIB

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Adventure Log 1
We kicked off the 2008 hiking season on our 4th alternate. 1st was up the north ridge of Mary's Peak 2nd was Triangulation Peak 3nd was Opal Creek to Cedar Flats we had to abandon all of the above because of too much snow. we ended up down here in the swamp (W-valley) a few miles outside of corvallis on the Oak Creek trail system. we ended up hiking farther and higher than we had origianlly planned with the first 3 hikes. it was a workout! 6 miles and 2000ft elevation change. I'd like to do Table Rock just as soon as the snow melts, but who knows when that'll be. i may have to look to the coast for the next couple of hikes, Cape Perpetua maybe? We have officially delcared this summer to be the season of hiking, fishing, and camping! blogs and photo albums of our adventures will be marked with corresponding titles. look for todays pics in album Adventure Log 1

Adventures With My Dale!
First...Dale surprised me with my own line of panties...:-P ****************************** Then he surprised me with his design for the perfect fit of a swimsuit top for me...:D ****************************** Then we ended up in the shower together! :D ****************************** Then he challenged me to a body part contest...I showed him my legs, too..but then he began to not play fair by showing me his bare chest! lol So he won!!! ****************************** And now...I have ended up in an alley with him sucking spaghetti! I can't wait to see what's next, Dale! :-P *giggles* ******************************

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have to share this with you guys..So the kids and I decided to head off to the ribfest yesterday..I knew it was going to be a sunny day, so I figured why not, plus we were all hyped up about the ribs.. So we left here at 10:45 with a stop for some snacks, then I realized I didnt have my cell phone in case of emergency, so we went back home..Headed back out and daughter says...Mom, you need gas, what if there is traffic..back to gas station..lol Finally hit the freeway..Now, I knew where the damn tower city parking lot is..But what I didnt know, was how to get there when you get off the freeway..left or right?? So I was smart and mapquested before I left.. SCREW YOU MAPQUEST!!! Totally wrong directions once again..I will never use that damn site again.. Finally get to the parking lot at about 12..Decide to show the kiddies the inside of tower city first..They loved it..Think the water fountains had their attention the best.. Head down to ribfest at 1:30..now I have to say

Adventures By Dale
I have some erotic short stories that I wrote. They are under "My Stories" and flagged as NSFW. They are OPEN to all, I only ASK that you Leave a Comment on any story you LIKE. There are 16 stories in all. If you SCROLL DOWN this page, to where you can ADD a Comment, then look to the LEFT, you should see "MY STORIES".

Adventures In Life
Okay, so something majorly bad happened on Sunday the 22nd after coming back from Chamber ( a goth club in anaheim, california ). Well I called a friend and instantly came over and made me feel all better. Well last night I called said friend to see if he was going to Chamber or not and I didnt get a hold of him and I didnt bother to leave a message because you gotta love Caller ID. Well I never heard from him so I called him after Chamber to see how it went, again, not getting ahold of him. About 5 minutes later I got a call on my cell and the home line from him. Our ringers are off so I noticed a light on my phone blinking and I checked the Caller ID, and it was my friend. I called him back, and first thing he said was, "Are you okay?" and I said, "Yeah, Im fine, why?" He was very concerned especially when he couldnt get ahold of me, so we talked for a little and I asked if he wanted to IM me when he got home and he said, "Yeah, when I leave here:" And I was like, "Wh

The Adventures Of Docta Young
Every now and then there comes a time in an individuals life when they must choose the lesser of two evils to accomplish something that they themselves set in motion. I joined the US Army knowing full well that I would one day deploy to a foreign country to fight for someone else's "just cause." I accept the fact that i am going away for 15 monthes to a strange world that some compare to "Amish Country" just to bring democracy to the far corner of this country. I guess what I am trying to say is that now that i only have 3 days until this nightmare comes to life, i have a very big choice to make, should i do the right thing and Deploy with the men i have spent the last 15 monthes with, or should i go back home to the people i grew up with? To most of you the choice is clear, just deploy and get it done with, which is exactly what i am doing... oh well... for some reason i just felt compelled to write a small little rant to release some repressed feelings... thanks, Doc Young

Adventures Of Msrain & Mrhott
It was a spontaneous thing to do.. but I decided to take MsRain to the Pacific Ocean for her birthday. I just came into the house from working outside, said get a few things together we are leaving. She asked me where we were going and I told her... THE BEACH! You should have seen the look of surprise on her face, it was beautiful. She was so excited, never having seen the Ocean before. So she got some things together and we left for the coast. We went down Hwy 30 in Oregon all the way to Astoria and then headed south on Hwy 101. As we cruised down the coastal highway we came across a nice little state park to take a break at... Ecola State Park. There she got her first look at the Pacific Ocean. While we were there, there were ELK grazing by the park; not more than a 100 feet away. She had never seen them before (at least not that up close & personal). All along the way, I got to show her so many beautiful things here in the PNW. Our pictures will show you only some of i

Adventures In Wonderlands
I am taking my very first plane trip EVER! And I am super excited and super nervous. Not exactly sure what to expect. So hopefully it'll be good. Anyway... My trip is due to the fact that I will be turning 21 on Saturday FINALLY! lol It's a little crazy, but I know it's going to be amazing... getting older is always made out to be such a big deal, but I believe this is going to be the start of one amazing adventure! So here is to the beginning of a wonderful rest of my life :D on thursday 12am! The plane trip was totally not what I expected, therefore I was perfectly fine. I just didn't like landing... I hate when people slam on their brakes and didn't realize that the planes had to. So yeah... But anyway. When I got here we went to a little dinner, which was very cute and ordered way to much food ;) lol of course we didn't eat it all. But it was great. So after that we came home and went to sleep. When we got up and ready Thursday night we went out to "AdMo" (Adam's Morg

Adventure Of Oddness.
So, it all started yesterday. Pickles and Brendan picked me off. The three of us headed off to newburgh Lake where we had planned to venture into a water drain and see where we ended up. Well, we found the end. Didn't explore it, need better gear first. Then we someone idk how, but somehow managed getting out and driving to this bridge. We heard music before we got to it. We walked down and seen some kid sitting on the other side. We walked along the side of the river, climbed up to the top of the bridge, rock climbed down, followed that side of the bridge to the kid. He was playing on a little wooden box, sounded like a xylophone for trance music. Was trippy as hell. He explained the bridge to us, we left. We went topickles house, and Brendan cut his thumb off with my Leatherman! He didn't actually quite cut it off entirely. Just kinda in half, idk. It was really bad. He went to the hospital, got it fixed. Then we went to Hippies, where idk. the rest of the night doesn

Adventures In Manscaping
Ok, I admit it. I'm a manscaper. I've been blessed with a lot of positive qualities: I have beautiful blue eyes, a rapier sense of humour, and great calves. I have also been cursed with...............butt hair. Not just your normal thin couple of strands of pubes, but a veritable forest of thick rich hair that could be the star of a Prell shampoo commercial if it were only on my head. It is satisfying to know that 10-20 years from now, when the inevitable male pattern baldness sinks in, that it will be replaced with some beautiful hair grafts. (Note to future ladies running their hands through my thick locks of hair). Back to the point. Last Friday treated me well. Bowling is my new Friday pasttime; well, bowling and beer. Lots of beer. This particular evening saw the usual amount of pitchers, but also a never ending supply of tequila. Bad combo. Stumbling back to my room, spelunking through the neverending boxes of crap left to rot in the hallway by an unnamed roo

The Adventures Of Blue
Once upon a time there was a little fairy called Christiana... she was a good fairy both within her soul and mind, but she was very very lonely. She lived in a dark dark scary forest where a big bad nasty wolf lived who kept trying to eat her... The wolf had scared away all of the fairies fluffy little friends... She lived under a toadstool, looking over her little fairy shoulder all of the time scared that the big bad wolf would come and eat her... No other fairys lived in the dark scary forest as they were too scared and the other fairies didn't talk to the little blue fairy anymore as they were also too scared of being near the big bad wolf.... One day the wolf creeped up on the fairy, grabbed her in his big sharp teeth and almost ate her up, but she escaped. Her wings were torn, her little fairy heart was broken and her fairy dust was all gone... she was very very sad... She sat under her toadstool, curled up in a ball crying her little fairy heart out on a leaf... She was

Adventures In Nipsy Land
*Disclaimer* the following is what NOT to do when putting together a futon. The search began weeks ago, when I finally decided, yea, I need a damn bed. I havent slept in an actual bed since early December 2007, so it was time. My actual bedroom became the problem when looking though. The damn dimensions in here are crazy, when you add in the fact the closet sticks out about 2 feet, and the window and radiator take up the other wall. Someday I would like to meet the idiot who did that. It just so happened on the same day I decide this, Walmart puts up those nice big futons they didn't have months ago. The matress is pretty close to being a queen, nice and thick too, and best of all, it will fit in my room. Buying it was a chore, they had two left in the place, and I was standing by waiting for that kid with the pull cart, when an older gentleman and two college boys came over. He wanted both futons, and I jokingly said "Sorry, one of those is mine". He asked if I had paid

007 Adventure
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Having someone like u in my life is like having a wish come true... A special people like u are always thought of with hope and happiness and never ending gratitude.... We could be separated from one another by great distances and long passages of time and yet, upon meeting again, we would simply continue on as though we'd never been apart. You are a blessing and a miracle.You are a guiding light. You are reminder that everything is all right. I cant even begin to count all the times that special thought of u have brightened up the day, made me count my blessings and helped to see me through. You give me so much to be thankful for. For I spend so many quiet moments of my own thinking how much i miss u, how hard it is to be apart, and how wonderful it is that you're always with me, here in my heart.... YOU AND I SHARE SO MUCH OF WHAT IS GOOD ABOUT LIFE.THINGS LIKE SO MANY EXPERIENCES THAT ONLY U AND I HAVE KNOWN. AND SO MANY PERSONAL FEELINGS AND EMOTIONS THAT

Adventures In Child Raising..
Ok so first real snow I guess.. these kids are having fucking freak outs because it is something they have never seen before of course.. and won't go outside and play for longer than 2 mins because its too damn cold.. so my house has become an In and Out machine.. Now the boy on the other hand.. poor guy.. 3 days of no accidents potty training and then today someone locked him out of the bathroom and poor dude pooped on himself.. he was mad as hell.. so i guess thats a good sign right? now if only he would learn how to pee right.. his poor finger gets covered in pee everytime lol..

Adventures Of Superboy
I had a friend named Ray-Ray who took a creative writing class with me in high school. He was only a sophomore but he was smart enough to take senior-level classes, and I liked Ray-Ray because he earned my respect with his maturity and great attitude. He was always positive about everything, it seemed. You know? The kind of guy who could get his left leg run over by a train and then lay there bleeding to death only to say, "Well, at least that train didn't get both of my legs! Thankya Jesus!" Anyway, long-story-short, I had a bad dream tonight and I got up, dripping in sweat. I drank a 16 oz. glass of orange juice, watched some ESPN re-plays on t.v. and (now) can't go back to sleep. Feeling bad and all (about the dream, mostly), I began to think about Ray-Ray for no apparent reason. I imagined how he would've handled the bad dream incident, and it made me feel better to think fondly of him. I hope to God Ray-Ray is on fubar because it would be cool to hook-up with him again

Adventures Of Nakita Chapter 1
Yesterday as I do every night, I packed a poo bag, grabbed my ipod and whistled to call the beast.. As she emerged from her bed she had this look on her face, was that look of sure domination. She knew where she was going and she even looked like she was fairly excited to be an ass. I get to the car and like usual i open up the door for her, she leaps into the car with an air of royalty about her. She then waits till I'm driving to join me in the front seat. her latest trick is to nudge the window then look at me. I then do her bidding and open the window so she can stick her whole face out and breath in the air. Needless to say her lips start to flap and i get hit with dog saliva... We finally reach our destination the 4 kms of dog park. Her domain!!! She jumps from front to back in anticipation of seeing her first victim. I try to calm her down and find a spot farthest from the slew she likes to call a bath... I have decided tonight I will try a new trick, Ive been watching the

Adventures Of Nakita Part 2
I have a dilemma.. My lawn has grown out of control and I must go mow it. I have a great mower enough gas and its gorgeous enough to do it.. (no snow) One thing lies between me and mowing the lawn.... You might not believe this being as cute as she is, can cause so much terror in my life. But when I start the lawnmower up She gets this look in her eyes... Her desire to eat my lawnmower takes over her cute innocent self and over powers here... So After the "vacuum" incident do I dare let her outside while i mow the grass. or do i lock her in the house so she will watch me threw the window, not only giving me a look that can kill with foam frothing at her mouth ? Wicked

The Adventure Continues
Today is our country’s birth day. It's a special day when we should all take stock of what a great country we live in and rejoice in the many opportunities we are presented with. Some times those opportunities are difficult to see. Some times that opportunities might appear to be out of reach. But they are still there, waiting for us to discover them and to take advantage of them. Life is good, if we choose to view it that way. Seeing is believing. Some times, despite what we find ourselves confronted with, we still have to believe that it will all get better. I hope that everyone has a happy and safe 4th of July.

The Adventures Of My Children
Both of my boys are allergic to bumble bees,wasps and so on. My boys and I had been having an awesome day. Cutting down trees and finding old fallen timber. My sister and I take the boys to the store,this is nothing new. As I am turning onto our street my oldest son sees a bumblebee in the back window. Talk about total chaso insuing! He is yelling bumble bee,the back passanger door flies open,Max(youngest) is now screaming and freaking out. I am now yelling "close the door!" Not knowing his foot is out. I am in the process of stopping the car. His foot is out,dragging across the gravel road.He takes off running across the pasture and finally sits down. Suddenly,he looks down and starts yelling. Sidenote..Max is out of the car and screaming for dear life. Alex makes his way back to the car,I am yelling at him and then...I see the blood. Max gets back in the car,crying and asking if Alex is going to be okay. I am,of course saying he is fine. How the hell do I know,I still have to drive

Adventures And Events
Dakota Rock Fest was the 24th and 25th this month. I wanted to go so bad, but me nor any of my friends that also wanted to go could afford it. One drunk night last week, my buddy threw out the idea that we could sneak it. I was game. I like adventures. Friday I went and met up with my buddies at their house for our excellent journey. It started off by not being in the turning lane at a red light on Cliff Ave. when we needed to turn left. Fuck it, nobody was coming, so he gunned it. Parked the truck at D's and walked the backway to the bike trail. Sweet. It was a lovely day, warm with a nice breeze. I had my hair in low pig tail braids. Perfect. We are marching along the trail, listening to the music and cheering like we are right up there with the rest of the crowd. The passerby's were giving us interesting looks, but it was fabulous. We were living in the moment, not having a care in the world. The three of us. Great friends. Already had made a few phone calls to

Adventures In Date Land
I got stood up Saturday. Second date with Pumpkin. He is supposed to come to my house, sends me many txts to this effect and then just never shows up. I don't know what happened. The next day I get a txt asking if I have Valium or Vicidon. I say, "no, sorry." At 1:30 am I get a txt saying he'll be in my area today, and at 3 am nother "Don't you care?" As if somehow this is about me not caring. My friend says I need to stop imagining what it feels like to be Pumkin ("What's the chance he will be really devastated?") and just tell him it's not going to work out. So, yeah, another Saturday, a week or two later, we're supposed to meet again. As it draws nearer, he sends me txts about how much he is looking forward to seeing me, and I am kind of cringing, but I tell myself it could be OK; if I don't do it I might miss out on something (his OKCupid profile is awesome, of course,t he didn't mention anything about bad breath.) He comes over and I spend the day watching him smoke pot and

The Adventure Of The Missing Hat And Pipe
Well, Holmes, my theory is that a Dr.Edmund Chinnery is the culprit. He travelled to London from a strange northern town called royston Vasey and booked into a hotel on baker Street on the night before the robbery. With him he brought as circus-trained dog who was to be the thief. I know this because I found a dog collar in the parlour, and inscribed on a tiny metal plate were the words "You're my dog now". He intended to sell the hat & pipe at an auction room on the coast, at a port called Flea Bay. It is well known that items belonging to the rich & famous always fetch high prices there. However, the autioneer is renowned to be a greedy, vulgar man who rudely greets winning bidders with his outstretched hand and cry of "Pay, pal". At the moment I have no further evidence to back up my idea, and would gratefully request your speculation on the case, if any. Your loyal servantDr Watson My dear Watson,It has come to my attention that a Mrs Doyle, who resides on a small island

The Adventures Of A Juggalo Tattoo Artist
I'm so fucking tired of all these bitches in Topeka saying they want a good man when they really want a guy who beats on them and is strung the fuck out. FUCK that I need a woman who can handle me and can suck and fuck like a porn star. I want to lick a bitch from head to toe and even the cracks

The Adventures Of Neveah
The day was odd as usual the heat not a normal temp the sun not in its usual place the animals making a fuss. The day seemed a bit off as the Oddball Princess walked the streets looking around all the human s not as normal as usual . Neveah looks around and she sighs “ hmm it’s a bit odd today not really usually odd unless I make it odd and this is not my doing “ she said and gets out her video camera and films the town and its people as well looking back at the Empire the house of Solomon. She films for about half an hour to an hour then shuts her video camera off . Nevie then walks to the local store and buys her some stuff for her adventure to her Eriveah alone . Once loaded up she walks out and starts to walk .Neveah Walks while listening to music as she walks she notices different animals then before and takes a picture of them all as she keeps walking . After an hour or so she sits down and drinks a little blood from her bottle . She si

Advice And Tips
I know that you have been trying to get a new girl. So when you find someone that you think is special use these secret proven tips to make sure she stays around... 1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.) 3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up. 4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say you better be. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care. 5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement and every girl needs some improvement. 6. Recognize the small things . . .

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If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behaviour. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends".? A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better."? You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently? Always

Advice For Guys
Timeless bits of wisdom for guys. Trust me when I say I know these things to be true. Women HAVE confirmed the following 'rules'. 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mad. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you

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http://www.iFriends.net/JoinMe.htm?DANKREDHEAD heres what i did. first of all, i did it when i was sick. when i have a chest cold, i can barely smoke. so i took advantage of the fact that I had to taper off the amount of ciggarettes I was smoking at that time, or whatever, (I am stoned right now) oh yeah being a stoner helps you forget that you want one. And it can help to replace them with something else, ideally something oral makes sense (i ate tootsie rolls like they were going out of style) ANYWAYS okay so the rest was will power and logic. Okay I am scared as hell of like serious pain, like hospitals and stuff freak me out. and I know when I get old, they're prolly gonna do painful scary things to my old body anyhow, but do I want to ADD to the pain? hell freaking no. i could die not ever knowing what it feels like to be hooked up to a lung machine and be great with it. Also, it didnt make any sense that I was PAYING the moronic fucked up government to KILL ME EARLY o

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Ok, I'm not often a blogger but this is something I need to get off my chest and this may be the best place to do so. Why do I let myself get hurt day after day? Why do I love him so much even when he's obviously tossed me aside for a new lifestyle? I can't even just sit here at the computer, my sanctuary, and not think about "them" or what could have been with "us." Hell, I'm even still really looking forward to seeing him again in March, and yet somewhere inside I know it's pointless. I need to accept is as the fun fling that it was and realize it's over. Who am I kidding, it may have started that way but it damn sure didn't stay there. Something changed in October, and I'm not sure I'll ever know exactly what caused it. We went from casual sex friends to laying the groundwork for moving in together, but who started that? Was I just that desperate to find a way out of Texas that I was the one rushing things? Rush hell, it's not like we're strangers. We've actually physically know

Advice For The Submissive
Advice For The Submissive Author: TautLine © 2000 M/many involved in the BDSM lifestyle have been introduced to it through the Internet and online chat rooms. Online can be very intense and very special. It can also lead to great harm to many, just as realtime relationships can be quite intense and special and for others just as harmful. The possible harm in the online world is mainly emotional harm, though physical harm can happen when a submissive follows directions from one who claims to be a Dominant who is either uneducated or not a dominant at all, but a player. What I wish to speak of now is emotional harm. Where most physical harm will heal, emotional harm can last a lifetime. I have seen so very often where a submissive is harmed because he/she gives all their trust to one not worthy of it. Submissives have several desires…a desire to please…a desire to be owned…a desire to be loved…and a desire to be treasured. These desires can leave a submissive qu

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Everything! I repeat Everything for sale at the Flea Market has been Peed on (PERIOD). If you buy from the Flea Market you're buying soiled goods. End of story; be wary of that great deal you found because alas, there surely is urine on it. Don't get drunk in 2 states inside the same bar. For real, don't drink in any bars that fall along 2 state lines You're asking for twice the trouble when you leave. Who would want to voluntarily put them selves at twice the legal risk? Certain places in Texarkana fall into this predicament, and there are other cities across the nation where this applies. If you are in with the world there is just one reward, and most of the world would just assume make it come true. You will always sleep soundly with a 12ga pump under the mattress, even if it creates a uncomfortable lump.

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if you can see this and havent fanned me please do i fan every one so please return the favor please help me out with this ;) and repost WHEN SHE ACTS SHY -SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN SHE RUN AWAY FROM YOU - CHASE HER WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS - KISS HER WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES - HOLD HER TIGHT WHEN SHE IS SILENT - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION! WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!* WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS WHEN SHE'S SCARED!!!!!!!!! -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HANDS - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS

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hmm...i have a question for anyone who reads this. how many ppl acctually believe in "love" these days? and do u think it's strange to just start believing in it for the first time when you meet someone special? i've had a few b/f's in the past, and i've even been engaged at one point, but i never really felt "true love" i dont know if anyone knows what i mean, but i have recently meet someone, and those of you who know me, know who it is, and for some freaking reason, i cannnot stop thinking about this person. i dont know how i know this, but i am seriously in love with him. like the truely madly, i dont know what to do with myself kind of in love. that scares the hell out of me and makes me feel better than i have in a while, all at the same time. how weird is that? can anyone explain love to me? i need some help here. lol he is the greatest man i've ever "met". i didnt think that men could be so sweet and caring and he proved all those things that i've seen in the past w

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I want my first tattoo but it has to be something that means a lot to me... only problem is i cant draw. I can describe it to my best ability...when i was 16 i was date raped by 10 or more guys at a party, well nobody knew about it till about a few years ago but my parents gave me this ring that really meant alot to me that christmas. It was a ring that had butterflies circled around it. That ring has always symbolized strength and protection to me. Well the whole point of this story is that I want a circle of butterflies with my kids names on the inside symbolizing they would always be protected by me. I want the butterflies to be shades of blues and purples going from darker shades in the inside of the butterflies to lighter shades on the outside. then I havent quite figured out what kind but i want some sort of ivy and flowers going to the outside of the circle. My daughters names are Lexi and Savannah. If you think you can draw it up for me please tell me... i will get you my ema

Advice For Guys
Women’s Top Ten Favorite Ways to Have Someone Flirt with Them 1. Talks about things she likes or dislikes, making comments and showing interest 2. Displays concern for her, her feelings and well-being 3. Shares jokes or amusing anecdotes with her 4. Compliments her on her screen name, attitude, personality and appearance 5. Sends her special/cute email messages 6. Makes an effort to contact her in some form most every day 7. Sends instant messages when she and you are online at the same time 8. Discusses seriously the traits she desires in a partner 9. Shows her your daring or mischievous side 10. Emails her greeting cards, gifts, pictures songs or fun attachments Top Ten Restaurant Types for a Date 1. Casual dinner 2. Pub 3. Retro bar with live music 4. French cuisine 5. Ethnic 6. Pizza place 7. Western 8. Salad bar 9. Sushi bar 10. Family dinner Women’s Top Ten Date Picks 1. Restaurant 2. Taking a romantic walk 3. Park 4. C

Advice Needed
Hi everyone well here it is..you see i have a boyfriend whome i love more than you could imagin. but his ex girl is his best friend and it has been nothing but problems..you see we fight constantly and she is always involved its either us fighting because i bitch that she won't leave us alone ever or he gets mad because he thinks i am controlling him..at first i thought that he must still love her and want to be with her but he has had a million chances because she still loves him... i don't care if they talk but i flipped out on him because he was going to spend the night at her house with their son... i know i sound messed up cuz its his kid but the whole reason i even had an issue was because he lied to me before and said she was not there and she really was so now i do not trust them together even though supposabally nothing happend that night its the fact that i did not believe she would not be there. the night he recently was asked to stay he left me and went, supposabally she wa

Advice For Hilary
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has waited so long.......... The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Washington says, "Never tell a lie." "Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that." The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, "Listen to the people." "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that." On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

Advice Please
Okay people I need your advice. I told my friend that I would take her to New Jersey for Christmas. I had planned on taking her and dropping her off and coming back the same day. Its only a five hour drive, not to bad depending on traffic. Well she tells me that she wants me to stay there with her the whole time shes there. Iv tried to hint that I dont wanna stay. There are to many bad memories in New Jersey and the thought of it makes me depressed. And im a horrible driver. I dont have the patience unless you know exactly where you are going. My neighbor said she would ride with me only it would have to be on the weekend. But shes good with directions and can do some driving (if she wants to, and if her husband dont mind). But I dont know what to do. I dont wanna stay in New Jersey and I dont know how to tell my friend this, advice please...

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I have been in relationship for almost 7 years....It has been very bad the past 2 years....I have a 5 year old daughter from this relationship......I dont love this girl no more, but ive stayed cause my daughter....Should i stay in this relationship or should i get out and make a fresh start

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Ok guys..so here is the deal. Lindsay has almost surpassed her good graces with uncle sam...he's gonna be pissed. You see they give you 6 months to lose all your baby weight...well i made some progress but the loosing part just stopped and i have officially hit my plateau! ( i only have about 3 weeks left! AHHH **** RUNS AND HIDES **** ) Basically to sum it up...the questions is anyone know of any good diets? I dont mean crash diets...I mean the real deal ( i know i have to pick up the work out part) But im desperate. I need to see results.. and in between work, baby and school...where do you find the time to work out? Ok new mommies...what are your secrets? what are you doing? Hit me back let me know. Im for real serious...lindsay needs her sexy back... :) I havent been exercising as much as Id like to, and god knows i have to go thru another horrifying PT experience I think Im gonna crack. Im not sure how much more of the whole army thing...and i think all the peeps at work a

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February 17, 2007 1917 Kentucky Ave. Flint,Michigan 48506 State of Michigan 53rd Circuit Court Presque Isle County To Whom It May Concern: This is my response to case number 08-083142-DO 1> I have lived 180 days in Michigan 2> My address is correct 3> The date of marriage is correct 4> There is a major breakdown of marriage 5> Sarah is not pregnant to my knowledge 6> There are no children involved 7> There is no property to divide I was the major provider in the marriage. 8> The unpaid bills was before we got married 9> I am requesting a restraining order due to harassment by Sarah 10> I believe the vehicle I bought during our marriage came from my insurance and she did not help in any repairs or cost of the vehicle I believe this marriage should be dissolved on the fact the marriage has broken down there is no way in my mind that the marriage will and can be resolved. Thank you:

Advice From Mom & Dad
Mama said: Finish what you start. Daddy said: If you start something and can't finish it, pay someone else to. Mama said: Always be considerate of others Daddy said: Only be considerate of others if they are considerate of you. Mama said: Never plot revenge against your enemies, just smile at them. Daddy said: Smile at your enemies while plotting your revenge. Mama said: Don't drink or smoke Daddy said: If you gonna drink or smoke don't let your mama catch you. Mama said: Don't pick on people smaller than you. Daddy said: If they pick first ,beat the hell out of them. Mama said: Don't have sex until your married. Daddy said: Don't have unprotected sex until your married. Mama said: Be loyal to your friends. Daddy said: Be loyal to your friends, you never know when they might have to bail you out of trouble Mama said: Always behave and dress like a lady Daddy said: Not to always dress and behave like a lady, men don't want a lady all the ti

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The Letter. I have never believed in online relationships. But found myself in one, and feel in love. Knowing we could never be together, we still had 6 months of true happiness. We laughed, joked, and we always there for each other. It made Fubar fun for me. One day a handsome guy came and be-friended her. Although she stay true to me, i couldn't handle it and was jealous everyday. We fought, i accused her of stuff she wasn't doing. I was an asshole. But still she stayed with me. Until one huge fight where he put her in his status. I lost it, and in return ruined a great thing. We stopped talking for weeks. And it was over. :( I found myself missing her and made contact. She was missing me too. But during our time away she started to have feelings for the guy who broke us up. And he feel in love with her. Was i right? I was being jealous, but my gut knew he was after her. Even if she didnt see it at the time. The girl and i have talked alot. She still is in love with me, and i

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I need advice on what i am about to tell you all okay here it is my mother and my grandmother have been critizing me about my hair.Right now i am Blond well my natural color is like a medium brown well they have been telling me my hair is too light for my complextion and that it washes me out and that i should go back as a Brunette well i tell them i am an independant person and that i can make my own choices on how i want to look and not how u tell me you waant me too look. so on the flip side my father tells me i look great as a blond and my husband likes me as a blond so...i am like feeling insecure in away cause of it because i am always getting critized all through my life by mom and grandma...so thats why i feel like that but i want to stay blond cause i like it but just them making me feel like not confident....anyways what should i do i need advice please help me...should i do what i want and that is stay blond..or do what they tell me to do to make them happy and go agains

Advice For My Male Friends
To really love a woman To understand her You gotta know her deep inside Hear every thought See every dream And give her wings when she wants to fly And when you find yourself Lying helpless in her arms You know you really love a woman When you love a woman You tell her that she’s really wanted When you love a woman You tell her that she’s the one She needs somebody To tell her that it’s gonna last forever So tell me have you ever really Really really ever loved a woman To really love a woman Let her hold you Do you know how she needs to be touched ? You gotta breath her Really taste her To you can feel her in your blood Then when you can see your unborn children in her eyes You know you really love a woman When you love a woman You tell her that she’s really wanted When you love a woman You tell her that she’s the one She needs somebody To tell her that you’ll always be together So tell me have you ever really Really really ever loved a woman

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Men shouldn't write advice columns. To wit: Dear Walter: I hope you can help me. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband to help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbour making mad passionate love to her. I am 32,my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. Can you please help? Sincerely, Mrs. Sheila Usk Dear Sheila: A car's stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that th

Advice From Candy
Q: It's been forcibly brought to my attention that I suck at arguing. I'm not nice, and I just suck at it. According to an online quiz I took with a grain of salt, I am a destructive arguer. Needless to say, I have GOT to change this. I'm going to look up books, articles and such that hopefully can help me. If the stuff I find doesn't help, I will go see a therapist. Do you have anything to recommend? A: Seems like your trying to get help in this but I think seeing a therapist on an issue like this is not necessary. It's not important in life to be "good" at arguing. And online quizzes (unless made by professionals in love, life and relationships) ARE to be taken with a grain of salt. It's more important to figure out why there is arguing and how to fix the situation. The last thing we should worry about in life and in our relationships is being a good at arguing we need to learn to be good at loving, caring, and having compassion. A really great book if you are wanting to

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ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skill s will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it. FIVE.&nbs p;When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?' FOURTEEN. Remember that great love an

Advice For Me
ok this is the deal im a realtionship but i dont like him as i did but i love being with him its werid... My Ex bf in vegas found me on myspace an we have been talking an i dont kno wut to do i mean we stoped talking an that was it we were to busy but now we cought up on old things an connected an i still loved him an still do i dont know wut to do i need advice or sumthing

Advice For Woman!!!
1. Don't imagine you can change a man inless he is a baby 2. Whar do you do if your b/f walks out? You shut the damn door!!! 3.If the can put a man on the moon -They should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man mind wonder- It is to small to be out alone 5. Go for younger men You might as well they never mature anyways 6. All men are the same they just have diffrent faces- So we can tell the apart 7. Definition of a bachelor , a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman misserble. 8. Woman don't make fools of men they r the do it your self type 9. Best way to get a man to do something - Tell him he is to old to do it. 10. If you want a committed man - look in the mental hospitol 11. Love is blind but marrige is a real eye opener 12. If he ask what kind of books you are into -tell him check books 13. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes it means that you laugh at all his 14. Sadly all m

Advice Please
well this should be a granddaddy of a first blog...here goes I met the most beautiful and sexiest women ever playing darts for a friend of mine one night and it got to be a regular deal me playing with them on sunday nights.We quickly became friends and we talked about alot of things over the course of 5 months.she is divorced with three children but damn i tell ya she looks more 22 than 42. Finally we exchanged numbers but we never really talked on the phone just texted one another from time to time.She had a business trip to Florida so i wrote her a letter so that it would be at her house when she got home i just told her how i felt about her. But then things got stupid i would call after a night of drinking but of course she wouldnt answer...eventually she sent me a text telling me that all the texts and calls where freaking her out..and i havent seen or talked to her in a month BUT i would love to at least say i am sorry cause the last thing i wanted to do was to freak her out...

Advice About Life
"LIVE SIMPLY, LAUGH OFTEN AND LOVE DEEPLY" Saturday, September 8th, 2007 My advice my story One must not pursue those who are rich. The rich occasionaly live for folly not love. I would write a lot of old cliche's but that would get old fast. I have lived 47 years on this old planet, I've seen things that make others ill and things that would make others cry with joy and happiness. One of our cats died recently, but their was something special about the way she went about it, we were away for several hours but when we returned we found our cat spawled on the floor Leigh wanted to hold her as she was obviously in pain. Well Leigh held our ailing cat in her arms and she silently passed in Leighs arms. Love is a many spendered thing, and that was but one small facet. When you want to do something special remember that cat, what she did was definitely not easy but it was special. I am a photographer and part of my job is to convey something in my pictures, to tell a story if you will. I

Advice
BAND GIRLFRIENDS GUIDE TO KEEPING YOUR MAN (by those who know) ================================== -Don't try to be the "manager", do not get involved with band business, that is for the band. -Don't ask his bandmates for relationship advice. -Do Not complain when your (insert holiday here) date gets cancelled because a show has been scheduled. Holidays are no longer yours. Even Valentines Day! ***-It's NOT mandatory that you are at every show.*** -Do not get jelous when your boyfriend talks to groupies. They are the one's buying the CDs and merch, not you, so let them have their time. And remember...you get to go home with him! -Babies don't make men quit bands....especially if you were a groupie. -No, the band does not want you to go on tour with them. Like your going to sleep in the back of a van and eat ramen for 4 months strait!? -Don't make the following introduction: Hi! I'm _____. My boyfriend is in ______. -Don't follow him around at show

Advice For The Novice Dom
There are as many ways to do D/S as there are people, so you really need to know what your partner wants, doesn't want, is comfortable with, is afraid of, and so forth. A lot of submissives will have great trouble telling you what they want. For some of them, this is because they don't really KNOW what they want. Or, perhaps, they know how they want to feel, but they aren't sure what it is that will make them feel that way. Other submissives do have at least some idea of what they want, but they're too embarassed to be able to tell you directly. And some submissives know what they want but feel as if it spoils things if they have to ask for it, they want the impetus for the scene to come from you, and if they ask for something, then it's as if they're controlling the scene, when what they want is for you to control it. And of course, more than one of these can occur at once. A person can know only what it is they want to feel AND be too embarassed to talk about it AND feel as if it giv

Advice
Today with my Moms knowledge I called a retirement community that is not far from me. They have independent living apartments, penthouses and town houses done right and that fit what Mom would look for . Plus from there they have an amazing assisted living option and extended care. Mom and I had decided it was not a bad idea to inquire to the waiting list length and get additional information. There is at this time no need for her to go on a waiting list for independent living however if her name is put in she receives head of the list date wise for assisted living and extended care. I explained this to Mom and that the list is approx 16 months long at this time. She dismissed the need to be on a list but I had actually asked to be on the call list as a safety net. I feel it would be irresponsible not to have all options open. This is not by any means me saying she WILL go there or I would not try to care for her myself if that time ever does come. However I do need to consider that I

Advice From The Homies
Help me to feel. Help me to understand. help me to cope with what lies ahead of me on this treterous path we call life! I am so confused about what my very existance in this world is-After 4 years my ex boyfriend who I was totally in love with hunts me down-tells me there is nothing better in life than me-and that he wants me back! WOW... What am I suppose to do with that-the guy Im with now and have been with for three years also loves me. Dear Lord-am I making a mistake in wanting to feel again-in wanting to have a good time again-in feeling secure and not ashamed? I am so so so so confused! I hate being me and with the way this world is today, this is not a good thing...I need advice! ADVICE ADVICE ADVICE ADVICE!!!! Ok everyone...Now is your chance to help a homie out... I am still very confused on a lot of things on this website and am trying very hard to understand..so lets see what happens...everyone should give me advice about anything and everything so I can get the h

Advice For Friends And People Who Need And Want It
To all my friends who have been through hell and back. Keep in mind the more your relationship is full of respect and love and open communication you will be very happy. If it is not then find a way to come to equal ground or just walk away from each other. It is not worth the pain and effort of running back to each other. Always remember that those who you let go and come back to you that it was meant to be. Do and don'ts: Do have friends of both sexs: This helps because you both will understand each other and able to have a healthy relationship Don't make everything about you: This is dangerous especially all you males reading this.. Never abuse or degrade who you are with. Even though it may seem fun at the time it will end you up in jail and possibly probation or more Do take the time and do something romantic: OMG yes this one is a major plus in there book. Number one way to keep the spark alive is to make her feel wanted and needed. You don't need game for this just give you

Advice On An Invention Or Future Business
I need to start up an invention! Don't know where to start really. I need to know if I should go with a patent agent or a patent lawyer. Also how to you get a manufacture or producer and when does distributing become a necessity?

Advice From An Old Farmer
So today would have been my uncle's 90th birthday. He was a great guy, from a great family. He forwarded this email around a couple of years ago, a few months before he died. Reading this was a great way to remember him. An Old Farmer's Advice: * Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. * Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance. * Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. * A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. * Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled. * Meanness don't jes' happen overnight. * Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. * Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. * It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. * You cannot unsay a cruel word. * Every path has a few puddles. * When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. * The best sermons are lived, not preached. * Most of the stuff people worry about ain't nev

Advice From My Friends?
So, I'm wondering if any of you have experience with Mixed families - if not, maybe some of you are parents of children in "broken" homes....and that might be enough experience to help me figure out something. As most of you know (and maybe some of you don't) I am a single mom of two kids. That in an of itself comes with a host of issues and problems but that is something for another blog. I've started dating a guy that I've known for years. The relationship is pretty darn good. A realistic one if you know what I mean. I don't believe him to be a knight in shinning armor come to sweep me off my feet. He's someone that I love being with, that I connect with and that I can talk to...normally... The issue is this - he is seperated and going through a divorce. His "wife" left and moved in with a boyfriend (also not the subject of the blog shh :P ) He has a 9 year old daughter who he is considering at least fighting to have joint custody of. Obviously, I have no issue with this (

Advice To Everybody
One thing I have noticed in life is that almost nobody in life is happy. 98% of the people I have met have been ok at best and I have a firm belief as to why this is. People are not willing to fight for what they believe in. Everybody wants their life handed to them so that they don't have to worry about failing. The truth is people that nothing worth having is easy to keep. So here is my advice for the day. If you see an opportunity for something that might bring you happiness then go for it. Don't worry about the outcome, or consequences, just worry aout the attempt. Yes, most often you will fail, but it's not about that, it's about that one time you succeed. True happiness is so rare in our lives that if you see something that can bring it to you even for a moment then you should leap at it and hold onto it for as long as you can, fighting for every moment of happiness you can have because it is worth it. It could be 5 minutes, or the rest of your life, but never let an op

Advice To The Wayward
Observe, listen, think about events, actions, and consequences, then make an informed decision about what is truly good, and what is truly NOT good. It is not necessary or even advisable to PREACH to people. What will help them is to inspire them to THINK. Life, the media, our peer groups, everything around us conspires to cause us to see things in certain ways. The only way to TRULY see is to find a way to take the scales off of our eyes and see what is really going on.

Advice Needed
I have a friend who keeps asking for advice and I have ran out of what to tell her. She has a boyfriend and yet she continues to do stupid things because she knows that the sex is not at all good. She wants to have more than just him getting his and her not getting anything. She is constantly on the computer meeting and wanting to hook up with every guy she meets just to be able to have sex and nothing more. Now it turns out that she just got engaged to her boyfriend and she says that she will continure to have her secret lifestyle and I have told her that she is crazy and that she needs to stop it before something happens. I know it is her life, but she says she loves her Fiance and I keep telling her to follow what is in your heart. Now my question is, what do I tell and should I still be friends with her????

Advice To Men
All you know-it-all loversBetter heed some adviceIf you're bad to your babyYou better think twiceLove don't come easy, love ain't blind.You've got to show her you love herMornin' and nightBe there for her just to make things rightMake her believe Till there ain't a doubt in her mind.Better baby your babyWith a love that's strongHold her and tell her You'll never do wrongBetter baby your baby'Cause if you don'tOne day your baby'll be goneDon't let her get lonely Don't make her cryDon't take her for grantedDon't tell her a lieBring her red rosesWhen she's blueGive her the best of What you've got to giveYou'll be togetherAs long as you liveBetter baby your babyAnd she'll baby youBetter baby your babyWith a love that's strongHold her and tell her You'll never do wrongBetter baby your baby'Cause if you don'tOne day your baby'll be goneBetter baby your babyWith a love that's strongHold her and tell her You'll never do wrongBetter baby your baby'Cause if you don'tOne day your baby'll be gone

Advice
A lot of people think they are in love or that things are the best they ever had. My advice to them is to really sit down and think on everything you have. People who say they are in love sometimes don’t even realize that what they feel is not love but lost. You will never know unless you know the person face to face and see if what you feel is passion/love and not just lust. Sometimes people don’t see it as that but trust me it happens more than often than not. What people don’t understand is that to really know you love someone you have to meet them. To touch them to see if there is a fire there. That fire is called passion and without it you won’t last. You have to look into their eyes, hold their hand, to talk to them in person to really see if it is true love. I have seen so many people on the internet say they are in love with someone and that they will do anything for that person. The thing is they never meet and they think they

Advice
I read a lot of articles. The subject matter varies but my favorite ones are relationship articles. Some of the advice I automatically toss off as nonsense, sometimes I take it to heart and sometimes I just don't know. Here are some I just don't know about let me know your opinion. 1. Buy a guy in a bar a drink. this seems like it would be weird. A lot of times it's weird when guys do it. 2. Recruit your friends to set you up. has this ever worked for anyone? Maybe my friends are just assholes. Seriously, a couple of years ago one tried to set me up with a friend. When I asked her if she was talking about the one with the prescription pill addiction she said yes. ugg 3. If he texts you more than he calls you, he's not that in to you. I am not a texting fan but is there a communication hierarchy? 4. Meet guys shopping. Most guys I know hate shopping. They get in, get what they want and get the fuck out. And don't you dare tell me book store. I have never seen ANYONE spark up

Advice On Getting Points
Seeing I need 2 million points in a status just posted makes me think Who doesn't? Unless you're Level 51, you need points, if not for leveling then because earning points also earns fuBucks! ALWAYS Wait for a Happy Hour if you can. They double your points for everything. Check your Buzz Meter often. There is a 10% bonus for everything if you are 100% s/faced. Ask for help in your status or just let an online friend know your 'condition'. Ways to get a buncha points: First, be a friend to your friends & family. Rate & Like their profiles each time you are online. If there is time, rate an album in their pictures, even if they don't have bonus bling. Maybe they will return the favor. Link to your family fubar: my family Most people with goddess/god modes will bomb picture raters. You can leave a comment, maybe be sure they are online to see it, or even make a deal with them. Check their status because some say to leave a STATUS or PROFILE comment - they are different. Link to p

Ady's Nsfw Blog
Dear Men of Fubar, Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less please. In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are. It can be scary, too, when women freak out about what appear to be benign issues. And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans, I salute you, I do. But please, please just fuck me already. Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I like that you want to take things slow. I can totally get behind the idea of emotional connection, but dearjesusinheaven, FUCK ME. We've done dinner and drinks. We've gone dancing. We've cuddled and watched a movie. I'm wearing a low cut shirt and you've been staring at my breasts all night. Goodgodalmighty, get to it and fuck me. When we get hot and heavy, please take charge. Please, please fuck me. Trust me, I'm not going to just lie still - I'll get involved. But don't make me force you

Aedh Pleads With The Elemental Powers
Aedh pleads with the Elemental Powers The Powers whose name and shape no living creature knows Have pulled the Immortal Rose; And though the Seven Lights bowed in their dance and wept, The Polar Dragon slept, His heavy rings uncoiled from glimmering deep to deep: When will he wake from sleep? Great Powers of falling wave and wind and windy fire, With your harmonious choir Encircle her I love and sing her into peace, That my old care may cease; Unfold your flaming wings and cover out of sight The nets of day and night. Dim Powers of drowsy thought, let her no longer be Like the pale cup of the sea, When winds have gathered and sun and moon burned dim Above its cloudy rim; But let a gentle silence wrought with music flow Whither her footsteps go.