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3 Day Blast Give Away!!!
OK I have tried it all so here it is. Whoever comes and helps out my sister in law the most will win a 3 day blast paid for by me. I dont give the things out often but I will for her. I will also give out a small gift to whoever else chooses to help. Click the link I have people who will let me know who did what and you never know I might even give out a one month vip if you totally bomb the hell out of her between now and saturday. PLEASE REPOST FOR ME AND FOR HER THANK YOU!!!! Contest link My link so that you know who is giving it away for helpin. *~*Sinful Southern Princess*~*@ fubar (repost of original by '*~*Sinful Southern Princess*~*' on '2007-08-07 12:55:03') (repost of original by '**FireCracker**~Greeter for Buttery Nipple Lounge~' on '2007-08-07 13:13:10') I WAS INFORMED JUST A FEW MINUTES AGO THAT MY SISTER IN LAW NEEDS TO PULL OUT OF THE CONTEST SHE IS IN BECAUSE THE SO CALLED "BIG DOGS" ARE PULLING FOR THE OTHER GIRL AND WILL DO ANYTHING TO SEE THAT SHE WINS
The Pick Up Artist
The Pick Up Artist Like a comedian, a pickup artist is also a performing artist. A pickup artist's task is to captivate a small group of people long enough to convey specific personality characteristics which ultimately make him interesting to the one woman in the group that he has his eye on. The material he runs is like a vehicle that he uses to convey his personality to the group — and obliquely, to her. When a comedian tells a joke, people say, "That's a good joke." But when he strings several good jokes together, people say "he's hilarious." It is no longer the matenal that takes the acclaim, but the comedian himself. The Pick Up Artist VH1 http://www.squidoo.com/APickUpArtist The Pick Up Artist - Some Characteristics • Looks and height. All other factors being the same, women will generally be more attracted to taller or better-looking men. However, if you are short or ugly, that is absolutely no excuse to feel sorry for yourself. There are plenty of successful venusi
Georgia Jokes
Numbers Game
GET A CALCULATOR PUT IN THE FIRST 3 DIGITS OF UR PHONE NUMBER (NOT UR AREA CODE) X'S IT BY 80 ADD 1 X'S IT BY 250 ADD THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF UR NUMBER (EX.6917) ADD THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF UR NUMBER AGAIN SUBTRACT 250 DIVIDE IT BY 2 AND THE ANSWER SHOULD BE UR PHONE NUMBER
Having Trouble Rating Stashes
ok this has been a weird day for me. I have got all the male losers hitting me. I rate all the newbees equaly. Then i get hit on by a few males and then they tell me that it is a joke. I am not a switch hitter and i am not going to join the other team. I guess all the losers from gayspace are polluting fubar. To whomever reads this blog, I went to a job interview a day early to see a female friend and try to start up a relationship. She told me that she was involded with someone else and that she didn't want anything to do with me anymore. Should I have wished her the best of luck in her relationship. Or option two hope that her relationship ends in disaster along with every person in this world. Now i am starting to belive what people told me at one time that i will never find anybody. Good guys like me will never find anybody. In my opinion a career is mor important than finding that perfect person. Love takes money away from you. If you focus on your career you will not get hurt
Use Ritual To Deepen Connections
“When the activities of life are infused with reverence, they come alive with meaning and purpose.” -- Gary Zukav What nurtures you? When you feel deeply nurtured, you’re in what’s often called ‘sacred space.’ We can enter into sacred space ANY time. All we need is a willingness to be fully present and conscious with whatever’s happening. Personal rituals are powerful for drawing us quickly and deeply into sacred space. They invite us to use clear intention with our senses, movements, feelings, visualization and focus to create meaning and purpose. Here are some examples of how I create sacred space in an ordinary day: I light a candle before I start work as I ask for higher guidance in all I do. When walking, I hold awareness of my footsteps to ground my body. When brushing my teeth, I express gratitude for my amazing, healthy body. See our list of ideas for simple rituals you can weave into your routine. Find what works for you. Objects, pictures and symbols of
Friends..or People Who Say They Are Friends
A Really Cool Lady Needs To Level...
CAN YOU HELP HER COMPLETE HER CRAZY MISSION? Please go show my young fu-friend Georgia Girl some love... Let's rain on her Fu love today and take her to the 8th level!!! ... GeorgiaGirl87 Please help me to the 8th level Please also go show some FAN, RATE love to the boombastic blogger... ~/~ Sassy Laurie~/~ Sassy needs love, too... This is a pimpout and leving blog for one of my best friends here, sugahhh. Yes, it is very long awaited, but I do lag in some areas, so without much further ado, please show this lady below a lot of mad, crazy love. Iv'e known her since she was a young fu of 4, and I can't think of anyone more deserving of a leveling right now... Let's rain on her Fu love today and make her one BIG PIMP!.... ~§ugähhh~ĦÈĦßÈR õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ..... CLUB F.A.R~@ fubar
A Really Cool Lady Needs To Level...
This is for a good friend of mine. She's been sitting at the level she's at for quite some time.. Please come show her some fubar love by rating here pics and stash.. Thanks! 34.5K needed to level her folks, that's all.. **juju** a.k.a. De Royal Luvßug **CLUB FAR**@ fubar
Hello All
Hey, how is everyone? I'm James. I was referred to this site by several friends. After a few weeks, I finally joined. More to come soon.
The Things I Love About You
The Things I Love About You © By Nicole M. Goretzke Your eyes, they were the first thing I noticed about you. They captured my soul. In the first second You looked at me As a woman I was yours. Your smile, It lights up my life, Brings me more peace Than the rain. I could melt in that smile. I fall in love with you All over again Every time I see it. Your fingertips, The way they linger On my skin, So gently I can barely feel them Sometimes. Other times smoothing over My body like a sheath. Your hands, That show me your love In a way that words Never could. They bring me safety and steadiness. Thank you for that. Your body, The way it holds my attention, The way your every nuance Makes me want you even more than The last time I saw you. I love all these things about you, But what I love the most, Is the You I fell in love with. The You that makes me feel like I can do and be anything I want to. The You that lets me know That I
Random Thoughts
Even if there only little dreams. I look for the same thing every time I go cruisin profiles, hey a guy has to have a hobby:) well today a friend answered what I like, and they answered it damn well....It's cool to see someone you have met in person in a brand new way and suprisingly (you know guy instincts and all) I don't think any less of them, if anything they now have a more sensual nature to them. I can sum there pictures up in a few words "MORE MORE MORE" and "GRRRRRR" LOL I know the guy side is shining threw a little but omg she is hot:) I know I am weird but here it goes, You know what I like?? well besides star wars and superman:) I like woman in Satin Bras! I know, what the hell drives this. Well I have been cruisin around Fubar lately looking at user galleries and have found that pictures of woman in Satin Bras are my favorites. I guess i am not a lace see-thru type guy cause those pictures don't seem to spark intrest with me. I know I am a little weird to even be thinking
The Further Adventures Of Vlad
He rode all night in the mist. Knowing that his army was less than a day's march behind him. He liked to be alone. To hate. At the crossroads he slowed for a dimly lit cabin well off the road. Dismounting, he walked his steed toward the cabin. It would be morning soon this would be as good a spot to rest as any. Throwing back the door, he found a weeping lass cowering by the fire. "Fear not women, I come for food and lodging." "Why ...you are 'the impaler' you leave no enemies alive" she breathed. "Where is you man" Vlad asks, scanning the humble quarters. "He has been dead 8 months now Sire, fighting in your army." She replies staring into the fire. "Grieve no more woman, he helps us all." Vlad tosses a bag of gold pieces and the table "for your service madam." The woman gets up and says "sit Sire, remove your boots. Allow me to make you comfortable. I will prepare food." Vlad removes his sword and his boots, finds a comfortable pillow between th
My Love For You
My Love for You © By Sadie A. Jones The extent to which I love you cannot be captured in words or in a phrase. It is not possible to count everything I love about you by any number. The depths in which my soul holds you close could not be measured in feet or any distance traveled. There is no name, not even the most perfect of names that could justify the love expressed in what you mean to me. There are not enough words in existence to describe what I feel when you hold me tight and gaze into my eyes. It is not possible to have a phrase that could capture the essence of my hearts desire when you are with me. But if there were a number, it would be infinity. If there were a distance, it would be endless. If there were name, it would be true love. If there were words, they would be burning passion. And if there were a phrase, it would be I love you in everything that I am.
I Love You
I Love You © By Kandyce N. Summers I Love You With my every breath, With all I have left, From the deepest depths, Of my heart, I love you. With all of my strength, With ten miles' length, Every thought I think, I think that I love you. For the length of forever, As long as we're together, Through good and bad weather, For always, I love you. Until the very end of days, Until God takes my breath away, Until death separates our ways, Until then, I love you. When no one is there, When you think no one cares, When love seems too rare, Remember, I love you. When everything's gone, When all has withdrawn, When hopelessness dawns, Don't forget, I love you. When you fall down, When your dreams come unwound, When hope can't be found, Be happy, I love you. When you make mistakes, When you're filled with hate, When you're old and gray, Even then, I'll love you.
Words 2 Live By
Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time But I'm too young to worry These streets we travel on will undergo our same lost past I found you here, now please just stay for a while I can move on with you around I hand you my mortal life, but will it be forever? I'd do anything for a smile, holding you 'til our time is done We both know the day will come, but I don't want to leave you I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time But I'm too young to worry (a melody, a memory, or just one picture) Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over Newborn life replacing life, replacing all of us, changing this fable we live in No longer needed here so where should we go? Will you take a journey tonight, follow me past the walls of death? But girl, what if there
Friendly
i am new to this since a few days ago and people are so nice and friendly on here.thanx to all the friends and people who rated me a 10. HELP!!I'M IN SOME PAIN TODAY.I SLICED MY FINGER WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE.DIDN'T NEED STITCHES BUT BLED LIKE A SON-OF-A BITCH! I AIN'T TOUCHING NO KNIVES FOR A WHILE.MY HUBBY SAYS I NEED ADULT SUPERVISION.LOL!!!IT IS SO FRIGGING CRAPPY OUTSIDE TODAY.IF UR FROM BUFFALO U KNOW.
Stupid Downrater
Looks like shes hitting everyone low. So watch out!!!!!!!!! sexynik2010 rated your photo a '5'! sexynik2010@ fubar
Moonlit Sky
Moonlit Sky © By Mike J. Lasalle Casting its beauty Upon the golden sky Clouds glow in the dusk As I look into your eyes With harmony the ocean cries The sun is fading away The water shimmers In a crystal display While the darkness Of night flows into the day A symbol of love You take from my hand A rose colored red And we lay in the sand I whisper I love you With waves crashing on shore To breathe the air Off your lips As you softly tell me I'm yours Our hearts have found peace Under the moonlit sky Knowing forever in paradise We're holding each other Close enough to collide Like two lonely stars In the night
A Submissive's Ethics
A Submissive's Ethics by Author Unknown "I'm in charge!" This is a realization that some submissives have from the beginning and that hits others like a thunderbolt. The Dominant has Control, but the submissive chooses to be under it. The submissive chooses to kneel, and sets limits within which the Dominant controls what happens. In time, trust grows and the scope of that control will grow with it. In a sane, safe and consensual relationship, a submissive has control over how far she submits and within what limits. It is confidence in this control, which is expressed as trust in her Dominant, that allows her to truly submit. This includes having control over: safe sexual practices; stages in the transfer of power; the involvement of witnesses or participants; the creation of photographed, videotaped or other evidence of activities. A submissive also has the right to be well and truly used, to have as much power as she wants to give taken,
Random Afternoon Boredom And Thoughts...
I am bored.. it's too hot to go to the beach. And my brother stood me up for lunch. :( But I'll live. 900 channels and nothing on. But I was in the shower and Billy Idol came on the radio. (Yes I felt like listening to the 80's today while balancing naked on one leg..) So I had a thought. If Billy Idol wrote 'White Wedding' about his lil sister getting pregnant and getting married, obviously the kid now knows Uncle Billy had a musical career. Do you think that might fuck with a kid's head to know that entire song was based on your embryotic existence? Did it cause a major riff in the family? And whatever happened to the bee girl from the Blind Melon video? God, I am bored.....
Asshole!!!!!
i find it very funny that i was recently called a duchebag by someone that hasnt shown an onuce of sincerity about the things i am going through and dealing with considering i am taking care of his son and he has only seen him once since he was born three months ago. Now that i have a boyfriend and we are very very happy he is butt hurt because i told him off. then when i handed my bestfreind and love of my life the phone and let him say how he feels the bitch hung up on him and then posted a blog talking shit about my man and calling him Captain save a ho. sad thing is is that my man is the only dad my son has ever known and has been here for me and my son since before he was born. Am i wrong in feeling that my boyfriend has more of a right to be called dad than his fucked up sperm donor? My boyfriend pays for everything my son needs and even more. he is always willing to be the first to take care of him and love him. So for all you men out there that have taken on being single da
Invitation
Invitation © By John D. Roysdon I'M INVITING YOU INTO A WORLD IN WHICH YOU NEVER KNEW I'M OFFERING YOU AN ENDLESS DREAM UNDER SKIES OF BLUE WHERE EVERY MOMENT IS MAJESTIC MAGICAL IN A SENSE WHERE NEVER WILL YOU BE ALONE AND THE LOVE YOU'LL FEEL IS ENDLESS SO CLOSE YOUR EYES AND DRIFT AWAY ABOVE WHITE CLOUDS OF VELVET INTO THE STARS ABOVE THE MOON BUT DON'T YOU EVER DOUBT IT RIDE WITH ME INTO THE NIGHT ON THE WINGS OF ANGELS BUT NEVER CAN YOU FORGET THE FLIGHT WHERE LOVE AND LUST ENTANGLED SAIL WITH ME UPON THE SEAS OF DANGER AND DESPAIR AND LET ME HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS AND SMELL YOUR WIND TOSSED HAIR FLOAT WITH ME UP TO THE SUN TO DANCE UPON THE FLAMES TO FEEL THE HEAT TO FEEL THE PASSION AND NEVER BE THE SAME GLIDE WITH ME INTO THE BREEZE OF ROMANTIC WIND AND FALL WITH ME TO THE BEACH TO MAKE LOVE IN THE SAND LIVE WITH ME IN PARADISE ENJOYING SUNSETS ME AND YOU I'M INVITING YOU INTO A WORLD IN WHICH YOU NEVER KNEW
Changing Times Brings About Happiness And Sadness.
Today is going to be rough. It started out like every Saturday of mine with busted plans leading to me doing my same old thing. Which spurred me to make changes. If you are an old MS friend or an even closer, personal friend, you will know of my personal relationship I have been in for the last 3 years. A very up and down one that wasnt leading to a happy ending. Well, today was that ending. I decided it was time for me to open up my life and heart to new and hopefully better days. Once again I have ended a relationship because she wasnt able to give all I was needing and willing to give to what makes for a lasting, loving life spent together. I do not fault her for her actions. She had prior obligations to her children and I knew that in the beginning. We all know that fucked up feeling inside when you have to walk away from someone that has influenced your life for such a long period of time and the uncertainty of that which lies ahead. The sorrow in having to break a hea
I'm Leaving Ct....
WELL FIRST I WANT TO SAY I HATE DRAMA AND THE LAST THING I AM TRYING TO DO IS KEEP THIS GOING.... SO THE ONLY REASON I AM EVEN POSTING THIS IS BECAUSE MANY OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS HAVE BEEN ASKING AND IT IS A LONG STORY... SO I'M TRYING TO SAVE ME A LITTLE TIME AND TYPING LOL ~~IT STARTED A FEW DAYS AGO WITH A BULLETIN THAT WAS POSTED SAYING I WAS AGAINST THE MILITARY AND VETS... IT HAD ASKED PEOPLE (MILITARY) TO UNFAN ME, I LOST 200 FANS OVER IT, IT GOT DELETED AFTER 30 MINUTES, BUT IT WAS TOOO LATE HAD ALREADY REPOSTED SEVERAL TIMES... ANYONE THAT KNOWS ME KNOWS THIS IS A CROCK OF SHIT (COOLEST GUY EVER IS ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS ON HERE HE'S IN IRAQ AND WOLFSPIRIT WHO I TALK TO EVERYDAY IS A VET) SEVERAL PEOPLE SEEN IT AND JUMPED TO MY DEFENSE ON THIS... SRY NOT NAMING ANY NAMES ON WHO POSTED OR HELPED ME~~ ~~SO THEN I'M SITTING HERE AND MY SHOUTBOX IS GOING ON AND ON, WELL KNOWING I CAN'T REPLY IN IT I WASN'T REALLY PAYING ATTENTION TO THE ARROWS, SOME WANTED TO SEE NSFW PICS, ET
My Life
So basically my life iz great at thiz point in time. I am in a great relationship with Steven A. Turnage. And I have a great frind that I can Depend on and that would be Taylor M. Nesse. Withouth these two I don't know where I wuld be in my life. They are what I wake up for each and everyday. They can put a HUGE smile on my face no matter what kind of mood I am in. My life can't get any better at thiz point in time.
Updated Page
nu background w/ nu music and brought a guestbook wit it.. id like it if u sign it plez...itll b great thank you. P.S, YES! jets beat Dolphins! J! E! T! S! JETS! JETS! JETS! wassup to the 2 ppl that gonna read this. imma be 4 real n str8 to the point: i made a good number of friends here, that i do love. so listen. to those that wanna keep in touch, get @ me. brooklynrko6 my yahoo screenname or myspace.com/benzimusiq im on there A LOT more than im on here. cuz honestly.....fubar is gettin boring. its not like the days on the underground. now ppl bitch wen u rate them a 9(like how many ppl are really 10s? I'm not even a 10. ) n except 4 liquid city, i dont see a hip hop lounge(cuz i like hip hop more den rap) so to all that wanna keep in touch, get at me. feel free 2 add me. but dont look 4 me here. no im not deleting my page. but if all the friends i have are on my sidekick or meet them in person, and its more exciting on twitter n myspace, whats the point to
Drink Drank Drunk Tank
WELCOME TO THE ALL NEW DRINK,DRANK,DRUNK TANK WHERE WE GET MORE FUBAR'D INSTEAD OF SOBERING UP, COME IN LISTEN TO SOME GREAT TUNES BROUGHT TO YOU BY Inferno Radio A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN HAVE FUN, WHERE DRAMA DOES NOT DWELL NOR WILL IT EVER BE ACCEPTED.. JUST CLICK THE POOR ROAMING GNOME!! AND LET YOURSELF GET FUCKED UP!! GET INSIDE NOW....IF YA DON'T BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU!!! WELL MAYBE NOT, BUT IF YOU ARE THE 150TH MEMBER TO JOIN, YOU WILL RECIEVE A CORVETTE FROM ME, THE DRUNK1!! . YOU MUST BE DRAMA FREE, PLEASE KEEP ALL CRAP THE HELL OUTTA THIS LOUNGE, OH AND YA HAVE TO NOT MIND THE OCCASIONAL DRUNKEN RANT FROM A MEMBER.. IF THAT WORKS FOR YOU, THEN JUST CLICK THE ROAMING GNOME, HE'LL SHOW YOU THE WAY! DJ ELLE ~Warrior Princess~ {RCB-STEVENs RL Wifey}{the Tanks Co-Owner n Enforcer}@ fubar Drunk1{NSFW MILFsStalkingVictim}{theTanksGM}
Lilypopz.com
"WoW! You're incredibly gorgeous! I was checking out some of your photos and you're simply stunning in almost all of em! Ok, who am I kidding you're absolutely stunning in ALL of them! Seriously, it's true...you are, I even double checked to make sure, (airbrushing/photoshop be damned, I'd bet in person you'd put all those photos to shame!) Anywho add me cause I think you're cool, and also because you know everything I just said is true :) Before I logged in here this morning I just viewed a breathtaking sunrise, I thought it was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen...but it doesn't stand a chance, it's nothing compared to you!" This Is From A New Fan..BigDawg..Nov 1st 2008..Ty..That's So Nice 2 Hear. I Also Wanna Thank Each & Every 1 Of U That Say Equally Nice Things Like That 2 Me Each & Every Day...I'm Gld I Can Be A Part Of Your Life..XOXOXOXOXOXOXXOOXOXOXOXOXO Would U guys like 2 have one of my new envelopes?? Send me a request..or leave me a message here....I'll
Hmmmmm
I'd be ok if I could figure out this thing.... maybe.. lol once I catch on. wont be to hard I would imagine.. as far as what to put in this first blog. no idea.... guess i'll just ramble on bout nothing.. ok i've bored myself enough..
Our Raindrop Blanket
Our Raindrop Blanket By Aaron Wilson The miles between us Are a nothing but A ruthless number A land separated in Loss and misery But for that one magical night, We were together... The memory is always On my mind The rain falling From the sky Our raindrop blanket Comforting us from the evils Of a cold, dark, hateful world. The pale moonlight Seems as our only guide Through this roller coaster Of desire... Though it is so hard to see Through the dark clouds Of despair... Yet, this despair brings Our comfort, Our shield from sadness And heartache. Can despair bring Such happiness? Can such despair Bring two people Longing for affection together? Indeed, it has... The warmth of our bodies The thunder from the storm Echoes our hearts The lightning Not from the clouds, But from the blood pumping Through our veins Feeling faint From the short breaths We take between kisses. Running my fingers Through your warm, wet
Pretty Funny!
OLAY! Music Video:BAD GIRL (by Madonna)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone For those who are on my myspace account, Uncle Tom deleted me lol Please readd to my new account
Ex's
someone just opened my eyes to something. my work in her life is over. i no longer need her and she no longer needs me. she did choose that path and that path will dead end while my path will pass her up thank u damn it. here we go again with her. she cheated on me. she became a drug addict. this is the same chick that i metwhen i was like 11 yrs old and the person i feel in love with. she meant everything to me and then i get her ass thro school, helped her every way that i could. but all that she wanted was dope and fucking every dick possibly. how can i get over someone asap that i haveloved for yearson end.
A Thought Of You
A Thought Of You © By Erika K. Page My kind of music, My favorite song, I want to be with you All day & all night long... A spring breeze, A summer sun, Now that I know you You are my one... A winter sparkle, An autumn tree, Added all up It equals you & me... My best friend, My only lover, From here on out I'll keep you forever... A good laugh, With some happy tears, You're the one I go to Through all the coming years... When it rains it rains, When it snows it snows, I wrote this especially for you And you're the only one who knows... You keep me warm, When I'm so cold, As if my heart were for sale To you it was sold... Whether playing our favorite games, Or to music we sing and listen, When it comes to you There's just no competition... Not the best cut diamonds, Or the reddest rose, Could ever amount to When you hold me close... And when everything Is said and done, The night is over And we've had our fun, Out of all th
Luck
Talk about luck.... They say when a Butterfly lands on u yur supose to have good luck right? Ok so wat is it when a butterfly lands on u then flys away then a bigg frickin bird comes down and swoops it up??? Wonder why i have badd luck..... think i gave that beautiful butterfly bad luck when it landed on me huh ??? ooh well lets see if today is as badd as yesturday.... hasn't started out great at all so maybe i should stay in bed... so wat do u think????
The Year I Was Born
Smile and the world will smile with you!~ I wanted to remind myself! I Am woman Hear me roar! Also reminding myself! Today is New Years Eve, I am not making no promises to myself, I am reminding Myself that life is always ups and downs! That there are no promises and there can never be a sure thing! I have been thru some really bad things this past year, But I am still alive! All the games all the hurt all those promises I was given are gone! Today I am moving forward this next year is for me! No one and nothing is ever going to hurt me again! I am in control and if someone or something comes at me with a promise or a game , dont bother ! I am the guardian of my life and will not let this crap enter my life again! I wish all My dear friends a Very Happy New Year! Thank You for being that a friend! For all the ones that have been my Support and given me love I wish you the best for you because you deserve it more than anyone you deserve happiness!
Friends
ok now this might sound funny to some but maybe not 1) how many of you joined fubar cause a friend sent you here 2) or found it on your own my answer( was sent here by a friend) ok now lets see who tells the truth since you been here have you made friends met that some one speacil or just here to waste time my answer(to make friends and or met my dream girl) do you chat with all your friends or just half or with maybe one or two of them my answer(i try to talk to them all) ok now the trick question men what is the first thing you look at when rating a female 1)smile 2)eyes 3)ass 4)tits 5)legs 6)profile 7)age 8)were there from 9)or to make your self look like your gods gift to women 10)looks 11 hair color 12 or if shes thin or heavy you can only pick 4 answers from this list my answer(eyes,smile,profile,age) women what is the first thing you look at when rating a male 1)smile 2)eyes 3)ass 4)dick 5)chest 6)legs 7)age 8)were the
My Life
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Now This Is Being A Real Human Being!!!!
Breakfast at McDonald's This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!): I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree. The last class I had to take was Sociology. The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with Her last project of the term was called, "Smile." The class was asked to go out and smile at three people and document their reactions. I am a very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say hello anyway. So, I thought this would be a piece of cake, literally. Soon after we were assigned the project, my husband, youngest son, and I went out to McDonald's one crisp March morning. It was just our way of sharing special playtime with our son. We were standing in line, waiting to be served, when all of a sudden everyone around us began to back away, and then even
Damn Im How Old
In 1965 (the year you were born) Lyndon B. Johnson is president of the US Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara calls for a nationwide network of bomb shelters Former leader of the Black Muslims, Malcolm X, is shot and killed in New York City To protest voting rights discrimination, civil rights demonstrators begin a march for Selma to Montgomery with federal troop protection The first commercial satellite, Early Bird, is launched into space by Nasa to transmit telephone and television signals Voting Rights Act is signed into law Riots by young blacks in the Watts area of Los Angeles begin, causing $200 million in damage Hurricane Betsy claims 75 lives in southern Florida and Louisiana United States President Lyndon Johnson proclaims his "Great Society" during his State of the Union address Dr. Dre, Sarah Jessica Parker, Robert Downey Jr., Shania Twain, Moby, and Ben Stiller are born Los Angeles Dodgers win the World Series Green Bay Packers win
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Friends
ok these are two great girls that i know very well the first is my cuz and the second is my best friend so go and check them out rate,fan & add them show them fubar love they are both new on here Melissa@ fubar Amiee@ fubar Today is this guys Birthday and he has his very first Auto 11 running right now so stop by and show him some B-Day love Dusty@ fubar
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Angels Explained By Children
Sarah, 7 " I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold." Gregory, 5 "Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it." Olive, 9 "It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to heaven, then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes." Matthew, 9 "Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else." Mitchell, 7 "My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science." Henry, 8 "Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!." Jack, 6 "Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven.The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead." Daniel, 9 "When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado." Reagan, 10 "Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you
Ministers
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Upcoming Shows
These will be updated as new shows are booked. MR. BIG'S PUB (FORMERLY JOKER'S) APPLETON, WI 1216 S. Onieda Street Appleton, WI 54911 920.991.2724 8-10-2007 - 9:00 PM PRIVATE PARTY WRIGHTSTOWN, WI 8-17-2007 - 9:00 PM THE RODEO NEENAH, WI Opening for Blend Seven 8-31-2007 - 9:00 PM FLAGSTONE (B-RAD'S) APPLETON, WI Opening for Blend Seven. 9-7-2007 - 9:00 PM THE TAP HOUSE Kaukauna, Wisconsin Sep 15 2007 9:00 PM THE COPPERSHOT NEW LONDON, WI 10-27-2007 - 9:00 PM
Me Yall
Well crap I've never done this before, but hey everyone's doing it right? I'm 28and separated. For those of you that know me I am truly sorry about that, and to those whom I may meet don't believe a thing that anyone that knows me says...not that they are probably lying or anything, but only because you to will have some weird, embarrassing, and or disappointing story of your own to tell some day soon. Let's see here I guess that I'm supposed to put something about myself here and share my feelings about puppy dogs and snowflakes and where I have come from and where I am going, ... but I'd rather not if it is alright with you. I don't have a dog anymore and I haven't seen snow in Virginia in the longest time. I'm trying to forget where I just came from, and I don't know where I am going. (at least not at this moment) If you are reading this I apologize if you are bored or hungry I can not do much about those things, but I can...uh ...I don't know (SHOOT..it sounded good in my head,
Black And White
Is it my Imagination or do the men in those black&white films have a sort of quiet dignity a knowing courage that enables them to exist without speaking (although their mouths may try to betray them) when the end of their existence is just a few still photographs away
Ramblings Of A Crazy Woman...
It's almost been a year since I met my "Magic Man". I'm not ashamed to say that I have been with my fair share of men. I've had great sex and terrible sex. But sex with my Magic Man is indescibable. I only wish I had the words to explain how truly mind blowing our sessions are. I want him and only him. I'd give up all of my other men for him. But...unfortunately we can't seem to get our lives in sync. I think that under different circumstances we'd have something really great...dare I say perfect. I believe we could really make each other happy. His pros definately out weight his cons. We both just have one little thing standing in our way. We're broke! LOL I don't want to depend on a man (or anyone) and I don't want him to depend on me. I want us to be financially independant before we try to have a relationship. But I'd have him here with me in a second if I could take care of things on my own and he on his own. We pay or own bills and stuff like that. I'm dependant on the government
Liars,cheats And Fakes
Well here it goes.....theres very few of u who know bout me..the real me..im a 29 yr old single mom and the last 5 yrs of my life have been a rollercoaster ride...i went thru cancer,which i cant technically say ive beat it but i am in remission. when i went thru that i lost alot of confidence in myself and self esteem (its always nice to hear ur beautiful) so when i get a compliment from u and i kinda laugh it off its jus me its something i have to get back myself.Im a very compassionate person and very caring to those who mean alot to me...and its hard for me to trust anyone so good luck knocking down the walls.I recently lost my job due to my health and im having a hard time getting back on my feet so im going to be moving in wit my mom for a minute so therefore i may not be online as much.I also plan on goin to school in the fall..but wouldnt u know it i may not be able to go into the field i want to due a few things in my past that haunt me.So i jus want the people on here to know
Leaving
Clean Stuff, Soooo Safe For Work
Why, Why, Why Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over
Juggalo Rydas
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For Fun
I'm one of the 55. Are You? Don't even think about using spell check!!!!!!!! fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it. ONLY FORWARD IF YOU CAN READ THIS
Patches My Dog
Iv made it as a finalist with another one.. this time its with my puppy dog. On behalf Reeve and John Warton, our 2 editors, have reviewed your photograph, My patch of dirty snow, and have selected it for its asymmetric composition and light mix used throughout. Please click the link below to view the photograph selected. http://www.photolaureates.org/show_photo_in_email.php?EMAIL=yankeecrow5@yahoo.com
Eye Color
Black Eyes People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They are leg humping friendly to borderline sleazy. They always fall in love with anything that that has two legs, a pulse and a wet spot. They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you. They are very easy to please unless they haven't had their latest fix of alcohol, meth, cocaine, or prescription medicine. If you repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some skank you've never seen before within the next 2 days. Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome,very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS when necessary. if yo
The Budweiser Method ;)
These three guys are in a bar, having a few beers, and checking out the babes as they enter the establishment. One walks in, rather attractive, and they "discuss" her "rating," which, of course, is on a 1 to 10 scale. One says, "I'd give her a 7... she's really quite pretty." Another agrees, and so does the third... but the bartender, bringing a new round of drinks to their table, overhears their rating of the young lass, checks her out himself, and says "Nah, I'd only give her a 3." "A 'THREE?!' How can you give her a three?!!!" says one of the three chaps at the table... "she's a real pretty girl." The bartender, walking away, says "Well, I use the Budweiser method for rating women." Puzzled, the guys looked at each other, figured the bartender had lousy taste in women, and went back to their ratings. Moments later, another young lady, prettier than the last, walks into the bar,
About Me!
There are way too many children being abused and slipping through the cracks while Children Services is ripping too many kids from homes that don't have any abuse going on it. This video shows what happens, in a worse case sinerio, when the real cases of child abuse slip through the cracks. It hurts to see kids being abused. They didn't ask to be here on earth and they are Gods gift to us. Martina McBride Videos | Music Videos | Airlie Beach vacation rentals Okay everyone, Just to let you know. I am a completely new person, because of this video. Watch it and I hope it touches you like it touched me. Hey everyone, I am still alive. I moved in with my boyfriend at the first of the year. Loving it. We currently don't have internet, becuase the company I had doesn't service the area that he lives in. The only way that we can have internet is through this guy that lives in our neighborhood that has wireless and he is taking forever to come and hook our computers to hi
Going On Holiday
hey everyone i am going to the uk for 3 weeks so wont be on line at all..not that i have been able to spend alot of time here miss you all hugs and kisses kels
Sex
hey there ladies i am looking for phone sex or real sex leave ur number i need sex if u want me leave ur number i need sex today if u want to hook up tell me
Dishing Trip From Hell
Ok, so we all started out at 4am...8 people in a little SUV, a little cramped but spirts were up. About an hour and a half later we arrived in Fortescue, NJ. Ready to hop on the boats we reserved and start the party back up. HMMM, first problem, they don't rent fishing poles and between 8 people we had only brought one. Second problem, the owner didn't like us because we were tattooed, loud and obnoxious and decided to refund our money (a plus) and send us packing. Ok, shit happens, we tryed to find another company to rent to us with no avail...finally we ended up 10 miles down the road renting little wooden crabbing boats. We had to get 2 and split the party 4 and 4. Of course I get on the boat with captain control freak. I decided to jump off the boat and swim because there were no crabs in New Fricken Jersey any bigger than mosquitoes. Dumb move. There was no step or ladder to get back on the boat and captain control freak is more of a woman than I am and can't help me get ba
Get Vip Access To Lux Night Club In Orlando Grand Opening Aug. 16th
Hey wassup everything....this is to everyone on my friends list. As everyone should know by now I work at LUX Night Club in Orlando. Over the past few days Lux has been getting tons of responses to the grand opening for Aug. 16, 2007. It has gotten so busy that Lux decided to add another grand opening night which will also be Aug. 17th.... if that's not good enough as of yesterday it's gonna be a triple grand opening also adding Aug. 18th. However, I have only 4 VIP tickets to LUX Grand opening on Aug. 16, 2007. However, you must be 21 years old to enter for the tickets. This will give you and one guest of your choice to have access to VIP and Ultra Premium Open Bar. If that's not good enough...special guest DJ Erik Velez. will be spinning through out the night. Now you wanna know how you get the tickets??? Well, everyone must send me a private message sending me their name, phone number, email address, current location and age. Please if you are under 21 please do not enter...we will
The 3 Musketeers
there were three of us and we grew up in different parts of south carolina , 2 of them were brothers and me , they grew up in sumter , sc and i grew up in charleston,sc., but we met every summer at myrtle beach and gave each other shells from the beach . their mother has excepted me into the family so i had a mom that loved me , their sis bev. was a stinker growing up never wanted to do any thing with us . so the oldest brother and i dated , and the middle child wanted to be with me, and he could not be with me b/c he was to young but he hung out with his brother and i .now the young brother and i met up again after years have gone by and now he is still part of my family . he is still my little brother and now that mom has been gone , mom wanted me to take the role of being mom to him and looking out for him so he dont get hurt the 3 musketeers are (me)tauras556814810, dragonmaster(garrett), and his(brother)patrick now there is one more person that we added and that is tim de
Snoop_blonde
Boring
THE REEASON I SAY WHATS THE POINT IS WHEN I FIRST CAME TO THIS SITE EVERY ONE TALKED WITH EVERY ONE AND NOW EVERY ONE IS EITHER AN ASS OR JUST PLAIN RUDE, YOU CANT LOOK AT MY PICS UNLESS YOU RATE ME FIRST BULL SHIT OR RATE MY PICS AND ILL DO THE SAME FOR YOU BULL SHIT AND I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PLACE FOR PEOPLE TO TALK BULL SHIT NO ONE DOES THAT ANY MORE I JUST RECENTY GOT BACK ON THIS SITE CAUSE I WAS BORED WITH IT HOW CAN WE TALK IF YOU DONT ANSWER BACK WHEN I SAY SOME THING TO YOU STOP BEIN SO STUCK UP AND ANSWER PEOPLE WHEN THEY TALK TO YOU OK IVE SAID WHAT I WANT TALK WITH YOU LATER HAVE A GOOD DAY
Why Do I
I just need to vent for a minute...... I have been with my "Hubby" for 3yrs now we seperated and got back together after 4 months of being apart........ I have tried my best to keep my chin up and take all the bad with what was once good. And some times I just keep asking myself why do I keep trying. I has been rough since we got back together, I mean with all the new emotions and anger and hurt and all. I mean I know we love each other but yet and still Sometimes I feel like its one sided. And he tells me the same thing. Sometimes he is such a jerk and hurts my feelings so bad and he acts like he dont care. And I just dont know how to take it any more. Its been six of the longest months I have ever had since we got back together. And it seems like all I do is cry and then I get angry at myself for doing that. Yet I know I love him because I have been married before and when I left there was never any looking back. And when I left all I have wanted was to be back. Mind you we liv
Contest
i'm entered in to a contest. im needing help!!
Blab!
What the heck is that? =| ... by the way... im starting a blog
Without You!
Let It Go
There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. The bible said that, they came out from us that it might be made manifest that they were not for us. For had they been of us, no doubt they would have continued with us. [1 John 2:19] People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay. Let them go. And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person it just means that their part in the story is over and you've got to know when people's part in your story is over so that you don't keep trying to raise the dead. You've got to kn
The Evil One
what the hell marking pics nsfw and there is nothing wrong with them. these fucktards dont like like what you see then dont look if you have nothing better to do but mark photos nsfw get a life and go back to my-space and you dont have to worry about beeing offended to all out there in cyberland this is just the first and probably more to come later. since joining fubar i have met some very big beautiful women and have always tried to respect them for their confidence and life styles seeing some are strait and others are bi-sexual or lesbian. with me iam a strait male and my wife is bi-sexual and i am very proud of her and support her in every way i can.. because of the bbw on this site both me and mine have become more confident about our bodies seeing we are not small but big. to the hatters your just insecure about yourselves and have to point out our flaws instead of your own. THE EVIL ONE
Everything Happens For A Reason
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. >When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. >When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you >have expressed. >They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with >guidance and support, >to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a >godsend and they are. >They are there for the reason you need them to be. >Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, >this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. >Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. >Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. >What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, >their work is done. >The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. > >Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to >share, gro
Drugs??!!??
Parents who drugged us!!!!!? ? The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a Methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question. Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up? I replied, I had a drug problem when I was young: I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals. I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather. I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults. I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me. I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profanity. I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flower beds and cockleburs out
I Need Some Help From All My Friends Out There
I HAVEN'T BEEN ON HERE SINCE LIKE FEBRUARY OR MARCH.....OR WHEN IT WAS JUST CALLED CHERRY TAP!!! CAN SOME YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN ON HOW THIS THING WORKS AGAIN.......I AM REALLY USED TO MYSPACE.COM BUT YOU LOVELY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN HITTING ME ON HERE SO I WOULD LIKE TO DO THE SAME IN RETURN BUT DON'T REMEMBER HOW IT ALL WORKS......LEAVE ME A MESSAGE IN MY INBOX OR RESPOND TO THIS AND I MIGHT GET BACK AT YOU.....
Men
So ummmm if you are gonna lie or play games.. get to steppin.. I am not into bullshit games and lies.. Too many men out there to deal with bullshit.. I am a very honest person and I expect the same in return. I don't understand why men feel the need to lie and think they won't get caught.. The truth always comes out one way or another.. I understand this is the internet and you can be whoever you want but if you are going to be someone you aren't find someone else to chat with.. There are honest people out there and those are the ones I choose to surround myself with.
Modern Man Or Old Prude
I recently worked with a photographer who had the creative image to stage a girl on girl rape scene. The models that we were working with on the set were never advised that this would be part of the days shooting or that some partial nudity would be asked of them. I know as a guy I’ll be told to be quiet but I really felt bad for the girls as some of them were very uncomfortable with the direction of the shoot as their age ranged from 16-24 and some had never posed for a nude in their life. In the case of one young lady I insisted that she voice her concerns to the photographer and that if she felt uncomfortable not to shoot those specific shots. The model in question started to pose for the pics against her better judgement and broke down on the set. I spoke with the photographer directly expressing my concern for the girls and the fact that none of us (myself included) were informed that the shoot would take that direction. I guess it sounds silly but as a man I was repulse
Question........
WELCOME SINNERS! over time thats what we have all become, that is according to most beliefs, and lets face it we are all on fubar with playful thoughts ;) well its time to say fuck the judgement! lets just have a good fucking time and base ourselves around a different perspective, RESPECT TO THOSE WHO DESERVE IT, dont waste your time getting ran over or used. say loudly and clearly to those bastards, FUCK YOU! then come take out your agressions with people you can relate to! 69SINS represents all that is real, we are blunt and to the point. we dont believe in the sell out FAD bullshit. we are true to ourselves! so if your true to yourself, and find that you share the same frustration about the stupidity of the masses, check us out! you may dig it! www.69sins.net
Men! And Woman! Lol
You are my freak. You are my obsession. The way you tease me and whisper my name. It drives me insane. The way you rip my clothes off and fuck me tell I bleed. Has me thinking of interesting times to come. As you play with my cookie and hear me mone. My insides are cumming undone. While you tie my up and gag me. Ill scream for pleasure. When you free me from my bonds. Ill put you in submission. Whip you and spank you tell you bleed. As our bodies slowly cover each other in blood. I taste you on my tongue while I whisper dirty nothings tell you scream fuck me please. I climb on your penis and grind you tell it hurts. As you cum inside me with a warm smoothe feeling. After its all said and done you know youve been fucked by a juggalo. I swear Im like crack lol. freakin guys talk to me and they get hooked. Im highly addictive. but you see I dont mind being guys friends and screwin a couple and shit but the thing at i hate is when they start getting feelings for me it tares me up. I mean i
Anti Raters!!!
I don't know where this came from...I wasn't even talking to him and he's not on my friends list...just appeared from under a rock somewhere I guess!! grrrrrr JONAS@ fubar (repost of original by '♪♫♥♥Teresa♪♫♥♥' on '2007-11-03 21:08:40') I'm getting kinda tired of rating peoples pics and profiles on here and getting no response back. If i rate you its only fair i get the same in return!! The contest is finally open! It is now a rates only, but you have to leave a comment so I know you rated me! Please click on this pic and help me out!! And, if you can get your friends to rate me and leave a comment that would be really cool! Much love! In order to rate me...you have to rate, fan and add these two people! They are hosting the contest! ~ bbG ~ Have You Seen My Gerbil?@ fubar Stephanie Lynn@ fubar and here is the link to me! (repost of original by '~Dragonphyre~ Single Certified GILF of
Reality.. A Moment In Truth
reality,is in the eye of man, starts as a dream and forced to become truth. It begins as a thought plucked from the mind, and placed in the heart, reaping not just dreams but also some diatant future, letting go of inhibitions and reaching for the stars so reach for those stars may they be within your grasp. that they might be the one you are searching for, that they may be your hope, your cause, your life. Reach hands outstretched, that you might find the one, the person that is more than t another, your heart your soul and the other half of you. that you might find your dreams are more than you imagined. in the mean time until that day when we leave unto a better place, where we will be together in the stars, dream, imagine and hope.
Fubar'ed
I uploaded two new images. One of the constellation of Orion and the other a current photo of myself. I reset my profile background to Orion. I like it more now.
So Tired Today
Im so tied today, I was up till the early hours with 2 gorgeous females. I dont even know why I went to bed as the sun was just starting to rise. But to the ladies involved you know who you are it was good fun, we will have to do it again sometime :)
Truth Be Known
Truths: People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement. Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it. If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai. Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single.
Work
Ok so now today I have another job interview (for 2nd job) why in these small towns is it so hard to get the right job for right pay?? Now I will have no time for fun , and forget passion in my life ...I will be working from 8am till 12 midnight 6 days a week....wow hope my old bones can handle it...LOL
When Wwiii Started
When WW III Started ~~~ 1979 ! US Navy Captain Ouimette is the Executive Officer at Naval Air Station, Pensacola, Florida. Here is a copy of the speech he gave last month. It is an accurate account of why we are in so much trouble today and why this action is so necessary. AMERICA NEEDS TO WAKE UP! That's what we think we heard on the 11th of September 2001 (When more than 3,000 Americans were killed -AD) and maybe it was, but I think it should have been "Get Out of Bed!" In fact, I think the alarm clock has been buzzing since 1979 and we have continued to hit the snooze button and roll over for a few more minutes of peaceful sleep since then. It was a cool fall day in November 1979 in a country going through a religious and political upheaval when a group of Iranian students attacked and seized the American Embassy in Tehran. This seizure was an outright attack on American soil; it was an attack that held the world's most powerful country hostage and paralyzed a
To All My Friends
href="http://bestdamnedbannersavailable.blogspot.com "> Get your Banners Now! Hey everyone who missed and and rasberries to those who didn't even know i was gone...I'm back and I'm ready for anything :) hope to hear from all of my peeps soon...drop me a line or a joke or just a hey...I'll return the fav...*** HUGS *** to all who missed me and Peace be with all :) To all my old friends as well as my new ones I just wanted ya to know I;m losing my internet for a bit and I didn't want you to think I was ignoring ya'll...will miss ya much and be thinking of you offten till I can reconnect....Much Love to All. >>> ********** Kisses ******** Psycho-Billie Aka psychedelic_hillbillie@yahoo.com
The Hour With The Wolf
THE HOUR OF THE WOLF I look in fear of what he sees, and wondering what is yet to unfold. He looks at me with eyes of fire. And yet I do not tear .I want and hunger for him that I would take the anger he holds in so deep. I often of how much it will scares me. I know it will. In my dreams I am the devils mistress I do know. Knowing all the anger and sadism wanting to come out. Yes its terrifying to know the day will come I will get what I asked for and what Will he love me Will he tie me to the cross I dread, but yet will he….. Will he look at me with the devils face and could he even take me to subspace.. And would he take away all my other fears away And in time will he always let me stay. I do where his collar and I do what ever he wants because I know that the day is soon. What will he do I guess I have to wait and see will he do this for me never let me go will he…………. IF IT WAS A LIFTIME I WOULD KNOW
Boudaries Of Love
Go To Jail
Poems I Wrote......
It was a week ago I lost you But it feels like yesterday I want you so bad But yet will I ever get you This is the second time That I lost you But I still was not able to have you I think some days that I am not Meant to have you I want to hold you I want to sing to you I want to rock you to sleep I want to do so many things I want my angel with me I think today is harder then when I lost you because The memories are in my head Mommy loves you so much I do not want to hurt you anymore So I guess I am saying goodbye to you Please go to some one that can Do everything that I can not do for you Just always remember I love you with my heart and soul I want you with me but I am letting you go So you can be happy some where else I love you my angel always and forever Two little hands Two little feet I was not ready for It was not the Time for me to Have you and you Were not able to come Into this world with me Yet one day I will see you When we a
Here I Am
Bored
Music
New Touring Show...
Working on a new 2 set extreme escape club show that I will be touring with VERY soon. The new show will feature 4 extreme escapes per set that will have me facing impaling, strangulation, forced cranial/brain surgery, disembowling, and a host of other torturous and delightful fates should I screw up. And of course, all set to a shattering background of metal tunes from the likes of RAMMSTEIN, THOR and SERPENT. This will be the most extreme club show anyone has ever put together or even had the balls to try. No gimmicks, no bullshit, and NO second chances... Santini
Beware Of The Perfume Scam!!!!!!
Subject: please pass this around!!! Body: Scary everyone should read this!!! be safe! Body: MAKE SURE YOUR DAUGHTERS KNOW & EVERYONE ELSE This was written by a guyfrom KVLY-TV in Fargo. This is true. Scary! This is something that happened to us on the way back from vacation lastweek. At first I didn't think much of it until now. The reason we were alittle suspicious is we had been riding in a jeep all day with 100degree temps and we stopped at a truck stop for something to drink. WhenI was leaving, a young girl followed me out and asked what kind ofcologne I was wearing. Well, after 7 hours in the car sweating, I don't think you could tell ifI was or was not wearing any cologne. We just got in the jeep and saidno thanks. Then it was about 3 weeks ago, I was at a service station in Birminghamgetting gas. It was about 9:30 PM. I was approached by 2 men and 2 womenin a car. The man that was driving asked me 'What kind of perfume do youwear?' I was a bit confused and I asked him 'Why?' He
Myspace
any who would like too add me on myspace you can its patrick donovan2003@yahoo.com thanks and have a great day
Hello All You Sexy Fu's
Love you all. I am new to Fubar and I love it. it is always busy and I love that. So show me some luv. go ahead, write. I double dog dare ya!!!
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Lil More About Me..hmm
So Ive been a cook for about 10 years now. Im really good at it and really enjoy doing it, but I my last few jobs have really taken the fun out of it for me. I left my last job a few month ago to stay home and take care of my daughter. Im really feeling it's time for me to go back to work, for more reasons than just money. I really dont know if I want to go back cooking, because I can enjoy cooking at home more. I havent really had much other job exp. except for two years as a sales associate at sears. So now Im just staring at the paper....it gets hard to read when you dont know what you're looking for. So unless a lot of mooney just falls outta the sky and I can open my bar, I really gotta find something, and I want to enjoy doing it.....wish me luck :p Two moons on August 27th! > > The Whole World is waiting for August 27th > Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. > > It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye . > > This will cultiva
Mail N Stash
I CAN'T READ MY MAIL TODAY:( YESTERDAY AND TODAY IT WON'T LET ME RATE STASH :( WHAT IS UP WITH THAT ? I WONDER WHAT ELSE IT WON'T LET ME DO TODAY:( HAVE A AWESOME DAY MY FRIENDS:)
People Are Really Trippin Up Here!!
yesterday i posted a mumm so others could laugh with me!! Beyonce fell 2 weeks ago on stage at a concert and it was all over u tube it was pretty damn funny anyway people were commenting and voting and it was cool! i had a few good laughs from the comments i got the best one was from sailor who said he'd still nut on her chin!!!lol anyhow my point of this blog is some fuckin idiot marked the mumm nsfw and it got deleted i cannot do another mumm and they threatened to delete my profile if it happens again so this goes to the asshole who marked my mumm nsfw. " you fucking suck!!!" there is no way a person falling is nsfw and besides people fall every day and someone laughs about it! shit the last time i fell my peps laughed at me anf i wasnt laughing then but looking back on it it was funny. so folks quit trippin if u dont like some thing then leave it alone! dont read it take me off ur friends list or whatever u need to do to block me from u but don't jeopardize my profile and fun jus
Been Thinkin
I have been thinkin for over the past few weeks now...About closeing Fubar acct.......Saying my last day will be 8/10/2007....So If you want to say in touch you can find me on Yahoo under lil_miss_bytch74 Thank You Peanut
Love
love is like a rose very beautifull i suppose so full of promise as it flows it comes and goes like how a river flows it brings both promise and woes like a rose it is beautiful its beauty is masked with thorns love is great but containes woes the thorns are the woes because love is like a rose
Just Being Here....
I swear I think it's about time that a friend introduced me to this site! Now c'mon Myspace was like getting old and I think that the only thing that I loved about it was that I got to make my page keep in touch with family and blah blah blah blah! But I was looking at the skins and I found out that this site was here a long time already! I'm disappointed lol! Just finding out late! Wow! lol! Love, when we meet it, comes in many guises. But nevertheless when we do meet love, we come to a crossroads. It does not have to be a real crossroad with a stoplight , pedestrian lanes, and heavy traffic. It could be at an office, a park, a train station, a house. The landscape differs but the truths behind it remain the same. Love, though it may seem hard to think of at first, is a choice...to jump on that imaginary train, to enter the door, to hold a hand. We stand at our crossing carrying nothing more than our faith, our hopes, our trust, and that human capacity to selfles
Work
I just about had enough of the arseholes i have to deal with everyday. I recently cut the price ofmy Domming sessions by half just to generate a bit of interest from new blood. I was only suppose to run it for two weeks but thought as things were picking up i would run it for a month. Now i have finished the deal but unfortunately the guy who sorts my website out is away on holiday and can't take the advert off till he gets back. I explain to people the situation and some are understanding but there is a certain element that think the word no does not include them. Just today i had a chap ring me for a session and asks if i can do a half hour less than the normal price (£60) just to get him along for the first time. I could but from my past experiance he would just come along that time and never return cos he would have to pay the full price next time(that's if he bothered to show up at all). But the real reason he rang if the truth was known was not cos he actually wanted to visit
Intimo
Aahh... regalame un segundo por favor, preciosa... Yo a ti te conosco de antes he visto esos ojos andantes te conosco de antes Tal vez de un tiempo en que mi memoria no alcanza, tal vez de un tiempo en que no habitaba esta masa tal vez en un tiempo en que el lenguaje no hablaba tal vez ni tiempo fue Te conosco de antes y esto me provoca pensarte te conosco de antes Como cuando y donde fue quiero saber preciso entenderlo sera acaso la dama en mi sueños o una revelacion que no entiendo noo! dime si lo sabes no espero nada a cambio preciosa no, no solo intento entender porque al verte me fallan los pies la lengua me pesa al hablar tiemblo y sudo sin parar creo que tus elementos al mezclarse en mi pueden estallar te conosco de antes he visto esos ojos andantes te conosco de antes y no es de cruzaros en la calle te conosco de antes y esto me provoca pensarte te conosco no nesecito mirarte pa' sentir los destellos que nacen de tu ser
Block These People
Canadian Stoner@ fubar He/She/It is completely rude and you will do yourself a favor to block them and keep them from coming to your page. We dealt with them before and they stole some pics from hubby and made some inappropriate morphs of his pic with pics that weren't him. They got deleted. Now they are back and started rated my pics 3's and I was able to block him. If you notice, they just recreated their account in May. People like this just completely ruin the fun of being on here.
Rantings Of A Mad Man
I have recently realized that there are quite a few people here at fubar that seem to have one agenda. That is to just get as many points as possible as fast as possible no mater what it takes (such as posting as many erotic or nude pictures of themselves as they can.) They remind me of the women who you see in a real bar who wear the sexiest clothes in their arsenal, or as little clothes as the law allows, just to get attention. Now in a real bar the guys sit back and drool as their wifes or girlfriends elbow them in the ribs, or some guys who actually think they have a snowballs chance in hell of getting laid get shot down, crash and burn, when the they try to hit on the slut. But here at fubar you simply get totally ignored once you have rated the point gathering egomaniacs with 10's, or 11 if you are a VIP. And God forbid you rate them less than a 10 because then you are labeled a “hater”. Well listen up you whore mongers of points. Just because we don't give you a 10 doesn't mean
Thought For The Day
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others. Audrey Hepburn
Retro God T-shirt Blog
ok so i got one song finished up on my music site One Man Brand and i thought u might wanna hear it - sorta d&b meets 70's bowie - anyway it's called disappear hey if i get it togetha there could be an album next year ;) It's my latest t-shirt available at RetroGod.com called 'Killing Time'. Click the pic to see the tees! Okay I got a little explaining to do, the thing is I was a member of fubar recently - I got stuck rating pics all day when I should've been making t-shirts! That was the whole point of me joining to try and drum up some support for www.retrogod.com Anyway I wanna apologize to all those who added me before and got lost in the turmoil. I've rejoined cos I've worked out a way to control my fubar addiction, I have to concentrate less on the beautiful ladies pics and more on blogs and mumms lmao. So once again, if you used to be a friend on my old account, it wasn't you, it was me, lol. No honestly, I wasn't trying to hack anyone off I just ge
Contest Info For 8-7-07
Move Along Nuffin' To See Here
The builder, Edward Palmer, of the first public stocks would be the first one to put it the test. The village honchos, that commissioned the building of the stockade, felt that the fee he charged was too exorbitant and stuck his ass in his own creation. On December 31, 2005, there were 2,193,798 people in U.S. prisons and jails. The United States incarcerates a greater share of its population, 737 per 100,000 residents, than any other country on the planet. There is parable in there somewhere. On Your Midnight Pallet Lying On your midnight pallet lying, Listen, and undo the door:Lads that waste the light in sighing In the dark should sigh no more;Night should ease a lover's sorrow;Therefore, since I go to-morrow, Pity me before.In the land to which I travel, The far dwelling, let me say --Once, if here the couch is gravel, In a kinder bed I lay,And the breast the darnel smothersRested once upon another's When it was not clay.   THE NEW MISTRESS 'Oh,
All Me
Hey all!! I need some help.. CALLING ALL DSC, D&DC, OR ANYONE ELSE THAT CAN HELP OUT!!! I'm trying for my first 7 day blast... please come by and show mad love on my pic!! I need a total of 45k comments by saturday!! Please help! Drinks for those who help!! For those who still want to accomplish more than 100%. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint - it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =
Game Over.....
why did i join Fubar? i have personally no idea, so i must thank my friends for getting my to join this *insert negative word here* site. full of *another negative word* girls and moronic *yet again* males trying to talk to those *sheesh, isn't that enough?* girls. i'd rather blow my balls off with a grenade.
Teen Moms
Ok, so this is my first blog... beware before you read, I’m on my soap box with this one... Last night I watched a programme on TV titled ‘Teen Mom’s’, the programme was a fly on the wall documentary about a group of young girls ranging from 15 to 18 who had recently given birth, they were all being offered help in a unit to help them bond with their babies and learn the art of parenting. As I sat watching my blood began to boil, the girls were all claiming social benefits from the government, in most cases had been given a house/flat by the local council, and they all sat there crying, telling the world how hard it is being a mom and a teen. There were two issues with this programme that really annoyed me, the first being... teen or not... no matter how old you are parenting is hard, not everyone bonds with their children in an instant, people adapt differently, but not everyone is offered the help these girls were given, just because they were teens.. It’s not just teen moms that
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Me And My Veiws
I'm moving to Ga tonight yet my son must remain here in Va with his mother. It saddens me to have to be away from him but this state holds many bad memories and has nothing to offer me in the way of progression. I've been wrapping my mind around the hard truth of being away from him. I will not be on much this weekend as I will be moving to GA. Ok... bare with me today as I feel like laying my thoughts out. What is unconditional love? So many of us think we know what it is. So many of us claim to be seeking it. Do we really understand it? I think I have a good grasp on it. I may not be the world's leading expert. Heh..I suppose if I were I wouldn't be single right? In my opinion, unconditional love or.. . "true love" is not defined by any material possessions. True love doe snot have stipulations or requirements. There's no application to be filled out. True love is an uncontrollable longing all day to see or talk to the person you care for. It's feeling sad in the event that
Dentist
So...I went to work at 7am to try to clear my mind before work. Got off...and headed home. I had a friend take me to the dentist at 1pm. I don't know when the procedure started....but I remember the long ass needle that hurt like hell goin' into my jaw on the left side. They start workin' the tooth out...and it's not a short process when pain shoots through my mouth. Yeah...not enough medicine...this happened 3 times on the left side. After they finish that side they told me to try to relax and I tried to clear my mind and even lied to myself saying it was all over. Then my arm starts shaking...slowly at first but it starts moving throughout my body. The only other time I've shook like that was after my first car accident in which my 98 tiburon was spun out on the highway tearing up about fifty to a hundred feet of guardrail and leaving the bumper yards away. Got a concussion from that nice lil excursion. So yeah...the shaking won't stop. The doctor asked me how many meals I'
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF-The SurveyName::BECKY Birthday::APRIL 8TH Birthplace::SAN ANTONIO TX. Current Location::DEVINE TX. Eye Color::BROWN Hair Color::DARK BROWN/BLACK Height::5'2"-ISH I THINK Right Handed or Left Handed::RIGHT Your Heritage::HISPANIC The Shoes You Wore Today::BLACK DEMONIA BOOTS Your Weakness::LONELYNESS Your Fears::NOT SURE... =/ Your Perfect Pizza::EH.. PEPPERONI AND LOTS OF CHEESE!? IDK LOL Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year::THERES A BUNCH OF GOALS I WOULD LIKE TO ACHIEVE RIGHT NOW LOL Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger::HAHA, LOL, LMAO, KICKASS... ETC First Thoughts Waking Up::BLEH, DAMN IM BORED ALREADY Your Best Physical Feature::DONT HAVE ONE... DO LIKE MY HAIR THOUGH Your Bedtime::WHENEVER I GET TIRED Pepsi or Coke::NEITHER McDonalds or Burger King:EH.. DONT LIKE FAST FOOD MUCH.. Single or Group Dates::BOTH Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea::NESTEA Chocolate or Vanilla::CHOCOLATE I GUESS.. Cappuccino or coffee::NEITHER Do You Swear::NO SHIT.. =]
Bar Diaries #1
Well, those of you that know me, you KNOW I have some hella funny stories! If you are easily offended, please don't read this, but everyone else, ENJOY!!!!!!!!! (There will be more to come!!!!) Okay, let me start off by saying that working in this industry with the people that I work with is always another story in itself.............. (I'm not going to use any names because I wouldn't want to embarrass anyone..... LOL) I have to start off with the most recent becaue it sticks out in my mind the most........... Take into consideration that customers are ALWAYS lingering around us............. One of my girls (because I am considered the mom of our whole group and I'm the one that everyone comes to when they need adivice or have a problem.........why????) had her phone on the table where she was sitting and got up to check on one of her tables. Well, her phone starts ringing....... and one of the lingerers sees it and picks it up, immediately hands it over to her and tel
Saucekid
when people fall in love,it's like thy're floating with the clouds but when heartbroken,what do they make of it?
I'm New At This And I Need Help With It.
I need some friends on this thing.
Fubar
one more thought before i pass out.......it seems like fubar to me is a like an upside down capital T at this point....those who know whats going on are below the T and then there are two sides for the rest of the people and if you know whats going on and what side you are on you can be friends with those who are still in the middle because they are guilty by assosiation......i donno if i am wrong here or if i am only seeing it this way for one reason but i see it like this I have recently came to the conclusion we all have the right to speak our minds and be heard but while doing so we have to respect others at the same time........this might not be a completely new concept but it is one that i guess is just hitting harder now than it has before......i have had a few friends hurt tonight and it is because of drama about someone on the net(some of you know who i speak of others don't)........the point is that he is constantly having to watch his ass now because of what he says on here
Does Anyone??
Lonely
.. of someone to hold. Or even just a friend to have a good time with. Just someone. Blah, whatever. Im out.
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Well first of all before i actually start doing my blog,i would just like to thank you all for being such friendly people and making me feel welcome on here,as you all know i only joined tonight and im so glad i did thankyou guys..muahzz

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Father Plans Bike Trek Across Nation
Father plans bike trek across nation By Bill Lindau Freelance Writer Kai Davis looks like a healthy child. He’s smiling, playful and full of energy. Only the shaved head and the device on his chest are giveaways. Kai, 4, is a very sick child. When he was two and one-half years old, Kai was diagnosed with neuroblastoma, a form of cancer that affects only infants and toddlers, said his father and mother, Ven and Rashanna Davis of Raeford. Kai is doing much better now, with the necessary treatment, but he is not out of the proverbial woods yet. Ven wants him to get better, and he does not want other children to go through the same thing as his own son, so Ven, an avid bicyclist, and several friends are planning a cross-country bike ride to raise funds for treatment of pediatric cancer, and also raise awareness of such afflictions. He also hopes to have a production company make a documentary film about pediatric cancer. Kai has found himself blessed with a lot of support. WRAL
Take My Breath Away
Fantasy Mystical Poems
They once all feared the ending; The one thing they knew would come, Something that would destroy Earth in one step, Leaving nothing but a single crumb. It would tear houses from their roots And ocean waters would overflow. The elderly won't end their life in grace And the young won't get to grow. But there was one thing that was unknown; A twist in this apocalyptic tale. This deadly cause that would end the world Came in the form of a devious male. Not a common man, no that is not what I mean; As this male is strong, with unusual height. He bares scars on his face, and sores on his arms And goes nowhere without initiating a fight. Nobody knows where he came from And no one knows why he is here. All that people have been informed of Is that he is somebody they need to fear. Now this day is upon them, They have nowhere that they can run. Some of them, eager to end the torture Shoot themselves with a stone cold gun. Each step he takes around them Caus
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Chemistry And Seduction
You may have heard or read somewhere that people like to talk about themselves and that you should spend most of your time listening and asking questions if you want others to like you. This is true... to a certain extent. People DO like to talk about themselves and they DO like those who listen, ask questions, and seem interested in what they're saying. But... If you're goal is to charm this lady, you've got to do more than that. You've got to tell her something about yourself. Specifically, you've got to "tell her" that YOU TWO ARE VERY MUCH ALIKE. You do this by making "me-too" statements. That is, it is desirable to bring yourself into the conversation when you can relate yourself to something she's talking about or make yourself seem similar to her. A good talk/listen ratio would be around 30/70. That is, you want to spend around 30 or 40 percent of the time talking, and about 60 to 70 percent of the time listening. And you should spend as much of that 30 to 40 percent as
My Fubar Blog!
If you would like to become my Fu-Wifey, please complete the application below and send it via private message. ~~ TakenZonie Fu-Wifey Application 1. name: 2. age: 3. height: 4. weight: 5. location: 6. birthday: 7. why do you want to be my Fu-Wifey? 8. what are your hobbies? 9. favorite music? 10. favorite color? 11. favorite movie? 12. favorite day of the week? 13. do you smoke cigarettes? 14. do you drink? 15. do you do drugs? 16. do you have any tatoos or piercings? if so, what and were? 17. are you religious? 18. are you a dreamer, or are you down to earth? 19. are you spontaneous, or do you prefer to make plans? 20. are you risque, or conservative? 21. what do you feel is the most important part of a relationship? 22. do you have an innie or an outie? ;) 23. what style of panties do you wear? 24. if I was depressed or upset about something, what would you do to get me out of that mood? 25. what can you d
Thank You For Breaking Me And My Heart Into A Million Peices! All Have Been Written For David! ( Comment All You Like But Do Not Copy Without Permissi
The lonely girl…. Standing all alone watching the clouds go rolling by I watch as they unfold to pictures in the sky Sadly every one seems to turn to the same thing A picture of a lonely girl without a song to sing. They almost look familiar - is she someone that I know? What ever happened to this girl That makes her sorrow so? What ever happened to her smile I know she used to wear it every day Cause I saw her walk among the clouds And she didn't seem this way. Maybe she was foolish Got caught up in a dream Only to discover Love isn't what it seems. Maybe she was hopeful And held on a bit too long Still never understanding That sometimes love goes wrong. Maybe she was faithful thought she had something to believe then had her heart broken when she had to watch him leave. Maybe now she's lost Because she knows he's not around Is that a raindrop on my face Or her tears pouring down? How come n
Funny Poems And Sayings
She wanted embroidered on pants and her bra a message that told him that he'd gone too far. A motif that told him "If you can read this, You're much too close, so give it a miss." "Certainly Modom," the saleslady said. "In what kind of script would you like it read? Copperplate? San Serif? Bold wouldn't fail." She thought for a moment and then she said… "Braille." She bathed with roses red, And violets blue And all the sweetest flowers That in the forest grew.
How Do You Rate
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so
Take Accountability
I just found out that my grandfather passed away at 7:00 tonight. He went in for a very routine hip surgery and apparantly developed a blood clot that moved to his lungs. My father told me that they were in there with him when he died. The last thing he said was I love you and then he half-closed his eyes. My father reached up and pulled them shut and told him to rest. He fell asleep, all monitors indicating that he was still alive, and he never woke back up. They're bringing him here from Mobile for the wake and the funeral. I spoke to him yesterday just before he went into the operating room. The last thing he said to me was "I love you." The last things I said to him were "I love you" and "you're going to come out of this just fine." He was in no pain when he passed. I'm actually doing somewhat okay. Something Josh said to me made me feel a lot better. He said to just imagine him and my grandmother, up in heaven, young and together again. I'm glad my grandfather got to go home and I
Songs And Such
Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Madman drummers bummers, Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older, I tripped the merry-go-round With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin, the calliope crashed to the ground The calliope crashed to the ground But she was... Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, runner in the night Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Some silicone sister with a manager mister told me I go what it takes She said "I'll turn you on son
Lookin For A Ct/fubar Wife
Drunk Texting
Sexy Text Messages Sexy Text MessagesGet your partner in the mood before you see them with these passion-filled sayings perfect for sending a surprise text message! 1. I could describe you with one word... delicious! 2. Nothing is more beautiful to me than you wearing only the moonlight and my kisses. 3. I dream of you here with me with nothing on but our imaginations. 4. I can almost feel you here... caressing me... touching me... 5. You are the fire burning inside of me; you are my passion for life. 6. In the deep of the night I dream of your touch. 7. I am dying to feel your touch all over my body. 8. I can feel the fiery passion of desire begging to be shared in a blissful night of paradise. 9. I love the way you love me! 10. Our nights together send me to new heights. 11. I want to evoke such a passion within you that leaves us both breathless. 12. You are the fire that burns the passion within my soul. 13. Loving you makes me d
Sex Subject
MIX IT UP Exploring your sexuality can be a dead end if you don't keep one destination in mind: her happiness. THE DOWNWARD DOG The purpose: Allows for deeper thrusts How it works: She's facedown on the bed, hips raised The benefit: This position creates a snug fit, "making you feel larger," says Rebecca Rosenblat, a sex therapist and the author of Seducing Your Man. It also puts pressure on the hard-to-reach pleasure zones just behind her vagina. To last longer, try "shallow thrusting and deep breathing," advises April Masini, author of Date out of Your League. "Exhale with each thrust." Hint: Don't be a battering ram. "Move your hips from side to side, too," says Diana Wiley, Ph.D., a sex therapist. THE FACE-OFF The purpose: Makes height differences disappear How it works: You sit on a chair or the edge of a bed, she faces you on your lap. The benefit: Greater flexibility. "She can easily control the angle and depth of entry," says Wiley, "and this is a good
Crazy Frog
Abuse
This is written by someone who was abused... I am sadly normal 1 out of every 3 women and 1 out of every 5 men have been sexually abused by someone they trust by the time they are 18 years old. I am sadly normal We feel unimportant, discounted, worthless, shameful, powerless, unlovable. I am sadly normal We are forced to hide within ourselves by our abusers. I am sadly normal We are forced to keep our dirty little secrets. It's easy to do because we believe it was our fault. I am sadly normal We learn not to trust anyone, including ourselves, and the adults who were supposed to keep us protected. I am sadly normal We learn to survive by lying, pretending, manipulating, and stealing. I am sadly normal We learn to cope however we can. Drugs, alcohol and food are used to numb us and provide the comfort we have missed out on. I am sadly normal We learn to find our way around it, while we struggle to find ourselves. I am sadly normal We think and l
Yes I Did It
My precious hair is gone
If It Were You, Wouldnt You Want The Help??
Graphixs@ fubar This is one special guy who helps everyone. If you don't know him yet, your missing out. Girls hit him up, guys don't be skurred, he's cool peeps! Please do what you can to show him some FU-love. He is only around 42K out from hitting level 19 so anything you can do is appreciated! Thanks and much love to you, Sonya xoxox
Revelations
Do you Match Me?Take My MatchMe TestBrought to you by:OkCupid - Free Online Dating! Love is not an emotion cause emotions change. Love is not a feelin cause feelin's go away. Love is a part of you, of your very soul, discovered wit the help of another. -(pondered at age 16... still believed) People will test you by fuckin you over. If you let them get away wit it, they will do it repeatedly witout remorse.
Skinny Chicks And Men Who Like Them
I hate skinny chicks, and the guys who like them.... First off if you don't have the right measurements, men don't wanna talk to ya. Well, i got a thing or 2 to say to them... you are sick for being what other people want u to be. Because the world says that skinny is the "IN" thing to be, you cater to the image that people want. Well, i am hefty and i love me. I don't care what people have to say about what i look like. For all i care you can all eat your own shit and drink your own piss all you want. I will sit here and eat my Mc Rib and love it... mmmmmmmmm. For the guys that like skinny toothpick chicks.. go jack off with a razor blade glove!!!!!!!!!!!!! You aint worth having anyway!!! All my BBW women Unite! Stand up and say Fuck the Skinny! Why try to be skinny? Why do we wanna be what society says we should be? Fuck em all and feed them fishheads!!!! All of them. Thank You!!!!!
Untitled Poem
When the last scale of the living cacoon sluffs away and the wings of maturity are absent... Were you ever prepared for existence among the myriad of beautiful creatures? It will strike you one day; It will pierced you like a blood-soaked quill of criticism. Will you call it art as the ink travels across your flesh like the weeping of the old earth? Or will it scar you beneath your breast plate as you stand fast on the battlefield? Do you believe one lifetime will change you? No... you're headstrong and lust for fleeting shadows... where you can be a somber angel, floating on dark delights, with primal entities that search for love or destruction.
Douchebags, Yay!!
tom@ fubar Here's the convo, I even made it so ya can read it top to bottom! Hooray! tom: hello there ->Sinful: hi tom: how you doin ? ->Sinful: i'm alright, you? tom: doin good tom: but ive never seen someone with an ugly face like yours ->Sinful: so you shouted me just to insult me? tom: sorry it's an insult tom: just a remark ->Sinful: hmm, well ugly is generally considered an insult tom: you may scare people with your face but I can talk to you if you want cause beauty is not everything ->Sinful: oh wow, gee thanks, you're so generous, overlooking my "ugliness" to talk to me. ->Sinful: did you want something, or did you wanna be a dick to me? ->Sinful: cuz you're doin the 2nd part pretty damn well tom: I just wanted to be generous to you cause you might be lonely with your ugly look so I thought let's be friends with this girl ... if I can give her friendship ->Sinful: Wow. I almost don't know what to say. Almost. I dunno what kind
Why Do We All Wear Two Pairs Of Pants?
Yeah, I know, a ridiculous and useless question, maybe, but to me, the rituals and habits we humans put ourselves through, are sometimes ridiculous and useless. There are many little things in our lives that are not complicated, but add to the complication of our lives. Here's the stupid question, and to this day, I have not had a soul who had the answer. WHY THE HELL DO WE WEAR UNDER WEAR? Especially for us guys. At least for the girls, they serve both aesthetically and practically, (for those women who choose a particular hygienic product once a month). But what the hell do I need them for. To me it's just another item that has to get tossed in the washing machine and dryer, then folded, put away, and hide my matching socks from their respective mate. Is it for support? No, if so, then why do 50% of men wear boxers. Is it to protect our outer garment from unsightly and embarrassing stains? I don't believe so, most if not all my pants are dark in color, so those stains would not be no
Buckshot
For those of you who really know me; many of you know that I have been living alone with only my little dog Buckshot who I gave a great deal of my attention to. This past weekend Aug 04, 2007 after returning home, I noticed Buckshot was not barking for me to let him inside the house to play; my heart stopped and I knew something was not right. I raced to where my little Buckshot would be and found him laid out on the grass a sleep forever. The only thought that went through my mind is that the sun had did him in and I blamed myself, it is the first time I have cried in over 10 years. I took him to my Lost Lake and buried him in the shade and said a small prayer; thanking the Lord for letting us enjoy each other for the past 3 years; Buckshot helped me more than I could ever know. Sunday, I walked to where I found him and tortured myself for allowing this to happen but then I did what I am good at. I being an investigation into how my Buckshot truly died; see I had planned out
Omg Make It Stop
Where is the limit on the bouncer codes? I cant rate pictures now without putting in a code. This is seriously stupid.I'm not leaving a comment i'm just rating pictures to help someone level. Is there ever a limit on the change? I understand if im bombing a picture with comments having to put in codes to stop the cheaters. But to now do it just to rate them is absurd. Come on and give us some kind of break some of us are trying to help others and do it legit. I guess if this keeps up who wants to try and attempt a level up on a high amount with putting a code in every other picture. One more thing I don't understand the Bouncer code for is to buy a gift.How many are going to spam there Fubucks.We spend money on this site work with us not against us.
My Rants...
I was in the mumms earlier..and a mumm was posted.. what the whole point was I cant remember but I do remember that it was written by a bigger woman (no disrespect intended). Now because this woman was big, a comment was made to her about "doing a sit up or two" to help her attract the right kind of man. Now.. I am a big woman.. always have been. I am not ashamed of myself.. and those that know me will understand where I am coming from. Just because a woman is big, does NOT give a man the right to hit her.. assume she is desperate.. or assume that she has low self esteem.. shit happens people.. sometimes we ALL attract the wrong type of people.. Now the comment was explained to me that it "is a proven fact doing sit ups helps you feel better about yourself"... so if this is the case.. someone PLEASE explain to me why no one ever tells a thin woman who attracts assholes to "do a sit up or two"... why is it assumed that only big women attract the assholes.. or somehow deser
My New Life
Twilight Of My Love
its heaven. its hell. its so hard to think. so hard to breathe. somewhere there is storm that rages. there is a sea that swells. the rain, it pours. and the tide washes away memories. here it is silent. where is my storm? where is my sea? where is my rain? and where are my waves? and what happened to my memories? the static on the radio makes the bugs cry and the babies' flailing arms and crumpled faces cry to the symphonic moon the same principle as the sound of some kind of blue with feathers and the wilt of August in its rasp there is a sickening fall from grace that lands one substantially blind but the night's rhythms stamp out the doom light of time a time when light and dark do not exist when darkness becomes a sound and light a dream that same sound and light bombard the senses all at once, and you, my queen stick our your tongue as you, my noble king, touch the tip of yours to mine. if i could think about anything else - if i could
Kitten's World
WELL, FIRST OFF I WANT TO THANK MY FRIEND TOM FOR POSTING THE LAST BLOG SINCE I COULD NOT GET ONLINE........UNFORTUNATELY, I WAS IN A MINOR CAR ACCIDENT FRIDAY AFTERNOON. TO BE QUITE HONEST, I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED EXCEPT WE WERE REAR ENDED.....MY NECK WENT FORWARD AND BACK AND MY SODA SPILLED ALL OVER MY LAP WHILE I HEARD A HUGE BANG AND FELT THE IMPACT. MY CO-WORKER GETS OUT OF HIS CAR, STARTS CURSING UP A STORM AND DOESN'T EVEN ASK IF I'M ALRIGHT. I GET OUT, WALK OVER TO ALL THE PEOPLE STANDING ON THE SIDEWALK AND SEE THAT THE WOMAN WHO HIT US, HAS A CHILD AND IS CRYING HYSTERICALLY.......SO I GO OVER TO MY CO-WORKER AND TELL HIM HE HAS GOT TO CALM DOWN AND STOP ALL THE CURSING AND YELLING, BECAUSE THIS WOMAN HAS A BABY. HE GETS RIGHT IN MY FACE, CURSES AT ME AND TELLS ME NOT TO TALK TO HIM THE WAY I AM AND THAT I DON'T KNOW HIM. SO I WALK AWAY AND GO OVER TO THE WOMAN AND HER BABY.......EVERYONE IS ASKING IF ANYONE WAS HURT AND I SAY THAT I DON'T THINK SO. THEY
Lyrics
They wouldn't let him play the opry With whiskey on his breath And it didn't take'em long to figure out what they missed He went down that lost highway Underneath the purple sky A legend disappeared before his time Things Change They said he was the devil dressed in gold leme The way he shook his hips out there on that stage But before that faithful day He left Tennessee All of them were calling him the king Things Change Well they like to call them hippies outlaws with guitars But they brought a little poetry To the honky tonks and bars They might've got a little crazy They might have flew a little too high Somewhere somebody's playing their song tonight Things Change (Don't you know things change) Now some say it's too country Some say it's a little rock n roll But it's just good music If you can feel it in your soul It doesn't really matter It's always been the same life goes on Things Change Bridge: Don't you know they
Efforts To Reach 6 Utah Miners Failing
if anyone is from the central Utah area please take a few minutes 2 pray in case you haven't heard well thanks ya
My Bog
high people! i havent been keeping this up as i said i would but il try to update it as often as i can lol im going to visit my famly this weekend im happy bout that! i dont really have any news so il go for now ttyl today is the 6th of august this weekend sucked ass like most of them do. got alot of work to do this week my office is changing buildings and i have to re install all the computers and such equipment. i bought an iphone last week and i love it :) i also got promoted recently im happy bout that. i am new to the fubar scene but it looks cool i only had it one day and already passed up my friend who invited me to join! LOL hmm wha else to say? il be posting here once a day hopefully maybe someone will read it maybe i can help someone with some problem in their life. need someone to talk to i always been told that im a good listener so hit me up :) night fubar
Dinner
how was dinner
Reading "about Me" Section Before Adding (plz Read)
OK PEOPLE ITS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT ALOT OF PEOPLE ARE EITHER JUST LOOKING AT MY PICS AND THEN ADDING ME OR JUST ADDING ME FOR THE HELL OF IT CAUSE THEY NEED MORE FRIENDS FOR THE POINTS...WELL LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING I DONT GIVE A FLAT FUCK THAT YOU NEED POINTS I DONT NOW AND I NEVER WILL SO GIVE THAT SHIT UP FROM NOW ON ANYONE PLANNING TO ADD ME MUST READ MY "ABOUT ME" SECTION IF YOUR GOING TO ADD ME ITS BECAUSE YOU WANT TO GET TO KNOW ME NOT JUST ADD ME TO BE FUCKIN ADDIN ME BECAUSE YOU NEED THE DAMN POINTS BECAUSE FRANKLY I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU NEEDING POINTS THATS NOT WHAT IM HERE FOR IM HERE FOR FRIENDS THE POINTS ARE JUST A BONUS FOR ME...SO START READING THE "ABOUT ME" SECTION OR DONT FUCKIN ADD ME AT ALL K THANKS MUAHZ TO ALL PEACE! ~+ADEMA+~ *NOTE:THIS WILL ALSO BE POSTED ON MY MAIN PROFILE PAGE K THANKS.
New Pics
Shower
I take your hands slowly in mine entwining our fingers i kiss the palms of your hands then start to lick slowly each finger teasing ,tasting i pull you along with me as we enter the bathroom as you notice the shower is already running i reach for your belt buckle to undo this so i can slide my hands in your waste line then i slide your shirt up over your head then my mouth trails your stomach and i bend lower to remove your pants and i reach my knees my mouth brushes the top of your member lips lightly grazing the head tongue gracefully sliding down the shaft then i grasp your member with my lips as i take you all in feel the water splash on my back as you grab my hair between your hands i let the whole of your member fill my wanting mouth slowly moving it in and out loving the taste of your reaction is heaven to me i slide up as the steam starts to fill the room you grab me close an kiss my lips then you turn me around so that i am now facing the wall my arms are br
Make You
My warm body wrapping gently around yours Arms moving to drape over your shoulders Legs moving to wrap around your waist My body presses tightly against you Your dark eyes seem to lighten As I softly press my lips to yours for a kiss My tongue gently slides into your mouth I taste you and tease you I run the tip of my tongue around your lips Then brush the corners of your mouth Leaning my head down I softly kiss your neck My soft full lips engulfing your bare skin as I lower down on to my knees I slide you out an take you in my velvet mouth as I go so long and so sweet it'll make you shiver and maybe even weep………
Long
I long for your soft lips on my burning skin to take you, possess you, make you mine warm flesh pressed so close onto our bed your master and slave in love's sweet service in sweet surrender to love's sublime call lay beside me, moan for me, a hungry melody in time hours pass in our journey to that secret place where we flow like river currents entwined twin streams bound tightly by true love your back arches, in sweet surrender you belong to me forever your mountain strong until the end of time I shall protect you and never let you go I cherish the gift you bring to me so freely that you win my heart and I cry your name we are both bound tight in this dance for I am a slave to you in love's service bound to you forever body and soul as you are my love slave forevermore sweet surrender to love's seductive call two wild hearts thunder together as one
Seduce
Seduce me as My hands wander instinctively I want to touch every part of you Your body moves in sync with mine As each time we kiss becomes more intense passion and excitement overtake me You drive me crazy the way you always do My desire for you so strong A pleasure I can only get from you I want to lay by your side all night long, kissing you as you seduce me with your eyes
Thoughts
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Morningshowcentral
We do a internet radio show on Friday nights at 9pm Est. The show is live and we take your calls on the night of the show. We have had guest on our show from Bumblefoot From Gun & Roses, Don Jamieson,Steve Smyth,Jim Florentine,Tracii Guns From LA Gunz, Eddie Trunk,Aries Spears,Heidi Cortez,Reverend Bob Levy,Rudy Sarzo,Eddie Ojeda,Steve Trevino ETC.... If you like to check it out go to http://www.morningshowcentral.com Thanks everyone Sign up and post in our forums The show is based in Cleveland Ohio
My Heart
Thee
Dost I tremble, In fear? Or better, Tis it the, Sweet fruit of, Anticipation? Nor I need to speak, My heart. For thee see in thine eyes, Such love and trust, It melts thou Knights heart, As I tremble an vibrate with thee. As if two lutes, Strummed, In symphony My love how I honor thee. Love thee more than, These poor words could speak. That I seek, Forever, To find my heart with thee.
You Can Sit Your Cup On It...
So im sittin here bored... just like everyone else... chillin in my lazyboy with my laptop on my lap reclining... what can be better than this?! a lot of things... its monday... hella places be serving cheap drinks... or i could be chillin with friends/coworkers... but everyone is doin their own thang 2night... so im doing my own thang... it aint interesting but i can call it my own... work sucked 2day... it was the first time in ages where i didnt have to be the boss... i guess i enjoy being in charge... i guess imma end this blog short though cuz im not feelin creative at the moment... Later Dayz!
Underground
Come join the 24/7 "Happy Hour" Party at STATIX UNDERGROUND! Click the tags to enter the party... Come chill with the best music on Fubar...
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Trying To Keep Head Up
I keep breathing in this life that hurts I keep eating this poison dessert I keep waking up in this nightmarish dream I keep walking the halls of satanic screams I keep breathing this life as it always has been I keep wondering is there more in life than this awful sin?
Radical Ganon: The View
You and Me, we were free, But you don't see, You left me Alone... As I Pray. Far apart, still my heart, Will wonder why, must I cry Alone... As I pray. [Solo] Now it's done, found my gun, The bullet's near, shed my tear Alone... As I Pray. [Breakstrain] Silently...... From Above [Intro] [Verse I] You're all that's on my mind, How's it gonna be this time? Is it gonna work out or will I fail, The joint begins to run and the smoke begins to stale. [Chorus] Ashes fall to the wind, this high is the closest I get to being with you. [After I hit the wall, I will learn to crawl...] The paper burns so slowly, my lungs just hold their breath I finally feel like I'm not grasping for my death. [Verse II] My fingers ache for the touch of your body. Falling faster down the hole inside me. I spiral out of control, lose what I'm trying to say. I just love it when you look at me that way. [Chorus] Ashes fall to the wind, this high is the clo
Gone Gypsy
At Home Spa Escape
Ok so I am trying to boost my sales for the month, so I am offering a huge special. Purchase any set w/in the next 7 days and receive 10% off,plus, With any purchase over $50.00 receive your choice of free product gift. Havana Nights,Ocean Drive,Conga Line, or Fantasia eyeshadow duo, or pink bikini, pink flamingo,south beach, sangria splash lip color duo, or Gingered Mandarin bath Sprinkles. Also as an added bonus, i will throw in free shipping on orders over $75.00 If you need a recommendation on a product, just hit me up, Would be glad to help. Thanks for your support in my attempt to spend more time home with my kids. Love you all. Kisses & Hugs check out http://www.beautipage.com/heidijoy for products, but do not order there as these r my personal specials, not the companies. Contact me for ordering info. ~H~ Hey i am in a contest for free vip for month. Plz rate me and my pics, and comment bomb me so I can win. Thanks a million Love u all. Exciting News!!
Poetry
The Dragon flies into the dusk on silver, painted wings, And though she rides the sky alone, she has learned many things. She knows the sea runs to the sand, and where the moon takes rest. She greets the noble unicorns, and flies where phoenix nest. Her eyes seek treasures of the mind, not any mundane thought. She knows of all the Dwarven smiths and what their skills have wrought. Her silvered scales have seen the rule of mighty kings gone by, And when the cause of good was lost, she would often cry. She felt the pain of mother's loss as her children died to fight, all the foes of dragon kind that killed to show their might. In my heart, this dragon flies, and keeps my heart and mind. She taught me how to love, and learn, and made my path defined. She led me down the darkest trail, so I could face my fear, And though I feel her weakening, I know that she is near. And before she spreads her wings to fly forever to be free, I will fly just one more time, for I know that SH
Changes..
Five Reasons to change Five things I need to Change about me and why. 1. Thinking that friends don't let you down....THEY DO Even Your Best Friend.. 2. Stop believing in People who say one thing and mean something else....Cause its never what you think.. 3. Thinking that I need someone in my life to make it complete....I DON'T 4. Stop being so damn trusting and letting people take advantage of me....(this should be number one) 5. And stop falling for the same old lies and bullshit every time....I know they are lies and bullshit..but i still fall for them...cause I have a good heart and want to believe in the good in someone.. BUT NOT ANY MORE...NOW THE CHANGES ARE ALL ABOUT ME...ITS MY FUTURE NOW AND AM THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN MAKE IT BETTER...
Flamama
Hello i always like to meet new friends , so if you would like to be my friend just let me know and we will be , and dont forget to sign my guest book i would like to know where all my friends live .
Coming At Ya This Season
Jewel's Stuff And Nonsense
Empty words, broken dreaming Ghosts of lost emotions Better served to nigthmares Whisper felt kisses fading, that upon awakening bring tears Promises better left unsaid Shattered lies, misleading Tattered and torn was the heart Refilled with passion, desire Lost again to mislead loyalty Compassion died Lies revive.... JewelC Children believe uncondtionally... Some adults still retain this ability as they grow older. I've tried that, I was naive, gullible..whatever Maybe I'm jaded now..I wont chance it again. Hidden agendas, false promises, games and lies... These things make the most trusting of people take a second look at their views on life. Will I heal?...possible... Will I trust again with the ability of a child?....Never again No one on this earth is worthy of that type of trust.... I start being me today, You dont like it, then back away, I really dont know who else to be, So if you cant take it, please walk away from me Was it all just a facade Think
Abuse....
Control, a very big problem these days in relatioinships. People seem to come across this very frequently in their lives. Now I have noticed a lot of women get the stronger version of control then men. You want to know what a strong version of control is you say? Well usually in this case the guy that this woman is dating, usually ends up trying to tell her what to do, by stating who she can hang out with, calling up to make sure she is on the way home like she should be and so forth. Now that is just the little part of that, so when you start to notice your man putting you down for no reason, telling you that you can't go nowhere, and also turning into a real nice guy then turning into a real jerk/ass/prick whatever you want to call him. Like a nice Mr Jekil n Hyde, that is a sign to hurry up and get out of that relationships and try not to get anywhere near that person. Now if you don't want to listen to that, usually you will get massive phone calls, text messages, anything to let y
That Guy
Whats Up ?
This Sucks
Sending Me Fubar Mail
Due to just getting tons of mail on how to be a true American, I won't be accepting any mail from anyone unless you're on my friends list. Now it's time for me to vent... If you are on my friends list, please, don't ever fuckin tell me on how to be a true American!!! Don't ever send me shit on how to be a true American, don't ever put down our troops, talk about the cruelty we're (American Soldiers) causing in Iraq or anywhere else or bad mouth or be ashamed of being American. I can make a very long list on how True Americans should act and things they should fight for, but I won't, because unless you've served or have family whom has served, you won't understand... God, I'm so fuckin pissed I can't even think straight...I love America and I love everyone who loves America, if you hate us, then feel free to get the fuck off my friend's list cause I fuckin hate you anyway. As far as the war in Iraq goes, I support it, we've lost too many lives (American) to give u
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Automotive
The New Guy....
Hey, guess im one of the new guys here, umm just got outta a not so great relationship :( and movin on.... lookin for new people and things to do, and well stumbled onto this place, so just wanted to say hi, i got more pics and stuff to put up.. but i gotta dig em up..
Having A Bad Day, Read This
Love Sucks!!!
What Horror Character
Jerry will go to jail for ... Resisting arrest while having sex 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com You scored as Pinhead, You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.Pinhead50% Jason Voorhees40% Captain Spaulding40% Leatherface40% Michael Myers30% Freddy Krueger20% Jigsaw20% Hannibal Lecter20% Candyman
To My Friends
Subject: Having a Bad Day???? > > > > In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same >bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m. , regardless of their >medical condition. >This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do >with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the >deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on; Sunday, so a worldwide team of >experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. > > The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m. , all of the >doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for >themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were >holding >wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects >to ward off the evil spirits. > > Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday >sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he >could use the vacuum cleaner. > >Still Having
Wreck
New On The Block
So yea christmas is here and if you don't know i am in a relationship that is by far the worse situation ever in a weird way. Who would of thought that i would find myself in this situation dating someone who doesn't have any rights no more until he comes home is a hard thing to be understanding of. I mean i see all my friends who are back home for the holidays and they bring their bf's or Gf's with them and at the end of the night it is hard because i know that i want to remember how it is to get that little kiss or to get that arm around my shoulder feel. And truth be told i can't have that right now. I mean it just sucks and the only thing i want for christmas is my boyfriend. Thats it!!! And i cna't have that. We have been going strong and it has been awesome and i haven't even thought of psyhically cheating. May make me sound like a whore but i am only human. It sounds really bad but i wish i just had a connection with someone that there is nothing psyhical it is all mental. I gue
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New Jersey Housewife Sums Up How Most of us Really Feel About Islamic People Could Not Be Said Better Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one upset lady. Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan, across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was 'desecrated' when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Midd
Holmes Book Of Sex & Relationships
2.5k Needed For This Sweet Honey
15K contest, 2 rounds, for sexiest pic a good friend is in this one... 2.5K needed tonight if possible, then round 2 TBD to 8/30.
Tunes
I am so NOT a metal person... but this fuckin video rocks.. lmao..
My Poems
long Ago i knew you and every memory i shared with you and how painful sometimes it is to remember every Word every Day every Time i was with you and how close i felt to something special something deep inside you were a part of me you had a part of my Soul my Heart my love and how every day i shined~cause of you and everyday i couldnt wait to see you and how i regret those days i kept my silence and how i wish i would have said something said anything to make you understand and then we left our love fell apart and how i wish i could change that and how sometimes late at night i cant fall asleep cause i wish you were here and how i wrap myself so closely with that pillow you used just to remember just that something to feel a part of you again and how sometimes i lay drowning myself in tears waiting longing yearning to feel your touch just to be with you just to hold you just to kiss you.....once and how there are some mornings i wake up reaching out
Contest
I JUST WANT TO THANK EVERYONE FOR HELPING ME GET TO MY GOAL OF 20,000 COMMENTS TO WIN MY WEEK BLAST :D Y'ALL EFFING ROCK!!!!!! OK EVERYONE....I ENTERED ANOTHER CONTEST :D THIS ONE IS FOR A 7 DAY BLAST, I NEED TO BE ONE OF THE FIRST 10 TO 20,000 COMMENTS.....SO LETS GET TO WORK :D!!!!!! tastyflutterby {insane asylum rejects #5} I APPRECIATE ALL THE HELP I GET, MY FRIENDS ROCK ALL ASS!!!!! I NEED TO BE ONE OF THE FIRST 10 TO 20,000 TO WIN!!!! MANY SMILES tastyflutterby {insane asylum rejects #5} MANY THANKS tastyflutterby {insane asylum rejects #5} MUCH LOVE tastyflutterby {insane asylum rejects #5} HE STILL HASN'T LEVELED, CMON I KNOW WE CAN GIT ER DONE :D HE DESERVES ALL THE LOVE YOU CAN GIVE, SO LETS GET TO IT, GO SPANK HIM HARD. MANY SMILES BLACK ICE@ fubar MANY THANKS BLACK ICE@ fubar MUCH LOVE BLACK ICE@ fubar
Show On Friday!!!
Hey everybody I've got a band called Lesson Learned and we're playing a show this friday, its at MR BIGS in appleton and we should be going on at around 9 we will play 2 sets. So if your in the area come check us out we promise a good time to be had by all. Help us fill this place, no really we would love to see it at capacity! and check out the website LESSON-LEARNED.COM thanks! If you have any qustions about the show or location feel free to give me a call 920-809-2776 Jesse LESSON LEARNED at Mr. Big’s Pub 1216 S. Oneida St., Appleton 920-991-2724
Congratulations To Our Newest Godfather
Its been a long day for alot of us..Forthose that might not of seen this from the start..They started at over 200,000 TO GODFATHER HIM....So never think it cant be done..Thanks for the great team work... Congratulations to our newest God Father.Stop by and congratulate him.Welcome to the family Tony.We would like to thank everyone that helped us to make him a God Father to the members of Shadow Levelers and On Call Levelers thank you for sticking through this the whole time. To each and every Fubar that took the time to help him much love to you. ~~Doing88™©~~My heart ♥ for ShanonLee !!She is my everything !!!!@ fubar
John Is The Man
Let’s be honest: hailing from the rolling hills and broad valleys that constitute West Newbury, Massachusetts, will likely never earn you “street cred”--unless, of course, you’re John Cena. Then again, it didn’t happen overnight for him, either. Long before he became the Dr. of Thuganomics, young Cena had to endure the neighborhood rocker kids’ taunts about his baggy pants and rayon Kwamé shirts. His love for freestyling lyrics about rebellion and individualism just didn’t fit within the small rural community. By the time he turned 15, however, those same kids would stop teasing him, for it became apparent that Cena had been developing another passion: hitting the gym. After applying to more than 60 colleges (and being accepted by 58), Cena attended Massachusetts’ Springfield College, where he excelled as a Division III All-American offensive lineman and team captain for the Pride. But as much as he fondly remembers his college football accomplishments, he’s equally as proud of ear
Congratulations To Our Newest Godfather
Congratulations to our newest God Father.Stop by and congratulate him.Welcome to the family Tony.We would like to thank everyone that helped us to make him a God Father to the members of Shadow Levelers and On Call Levelers thank you for sticking through this the whole time. To each and every Fubar that took the time to help him much love to you. ~~Doing88™©~~My heart ♥ for ShanonLee !!She is my everything !!!!@ fubar
Comment Bouncer
Well, I thought that I would place this hear since everyone got irritated with me for creating a mumm for this. It's actually pretty funny that people are irritated with my "Bouncer MUMM." I've been told that there are so many out there that I shouldn't have written it. Well, I did check after I saw all of the complaints and guess what? In the 5 pages that I checked there were only 3 mumms that were related to the Comment Bouncer and I was one of those 3. Wow that sure is a lot of mumms on the subject. Not only that they actually took the time to leave a comment. I think that is the funniest part about their complaint. If you read the mumm, which was only 2 lines and thought, "I've already read something like this before," why not just leave? Why waste your time and complain. Well, getting to my question, is everyone getting as irritating with the Comment Bouncer as I am. I never had any trouble with it until yesterday when I started getting them every once in a while whi
Some Things A Friend Of Mine Wrote
February 02, 2007 THE CANDLE LITE,..THE STROKE OF YOUR HANDS IN MY HAIR AS WE MADE LUV,THE WAY YOU KISSED ME SO PASSIONATELY,...THESE THINGS, MADE ME REALIZE IT WAS YOU...NO ONE ELSE HAD TOUCHED ME SO GENTLE, SAID THEY NEEDED ME, LUVED ME',....YES BABY FEEL ME,KNOW THAT I LUV U',...JUST THE WAY YOU ARE ,..... March 02, 2007 SO GENTLE IS HIS HANDS,..WHEN THEY TOUCH HER.HE HOLDS HER LIKE SHES A PRECIOUS GEM...MAYBE SHE DOESNT UNDERSTAND WHY BUT SHE LIKES THE FEEL AND THE THINGS HE SAYS TO HER LATE AT NIGHT....HE RUNS HIS FINGERS THREW HER DARKENED HAIR,SOMETIMES TEARS COMES TO HIS EYES KNOWING HE CANT BE WITH HER EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY...TRUE MAYBE SHE DOESNT COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND WHY HE FEELS SO STRONGLY LIKE THIS FOR HER BUT SHE NEVER WANTS IT TO END,...... March 26, 2007 U ASKED ME ONE TIME WHY,....I NEVER KNEW UNTIL I LAYED ALONE ONE LONELY NIGHT AS THE RAIN POURED,....ITS THE LITTLE THINGS...THE TIMES U TOLD ME I WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL,THE TIMES I KNEW U LAY BESIDE ME TOUC
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Friends
What are ya supposed to do to help a friend who will not tell ya what is wrong?
Shout Box
i dont think my shout box is workin :(
Cute Meter
Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex. Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down. Girls fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing. Grown women say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk it out. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it-- using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize al
A Touching Story
To all the ones who voted and commented on my Mumms I wish you all a good day Take Some Time and actually Read this this is a GUY TALKING... ITS 7TH GRADE... I stared at the girl next to me...She was my so called 'best friend'... I stared at her... Long, silky hair... And I wished she was mine... But she didn't notice me like that... I knew it... After class she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before... And I handed them to her... She said 'thanks'... And gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tell her... I want her to know that I don't want to be 'just friends'... I love her but I'm too shy to tell her... And I don't know why... IT'S JUNIOR YEAR... My phone rang... On the other end it was her... She was in tears... Mumbling on and on about how her love had broken her heart... She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone... So I did... As I sat next to her on the sofa... I stared at her soft eye
Hes Cool Add Him
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Chris K's World
Show Love To This Fu Fighter!!!
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Hmmmmmm
I had a dream about you also you were with just with bra and panties > > > on, so i took you flung you on that giant 4 poster bed...I tied your wrists and feet with satin rope ever so soft and smooth, yes your legs were spread very very wide on that big bed and i could see your panties already getting moist, but to finish my fantasy i blindfolded > > > you and i told you that tonight was your nite i just wanted to give you pleasure. i started to kiss you our tongues play and we kissed hard > > > and started to bite each others lips that gave us erotic pleasure, i played with those sweet suck able and chewable breasts till i saw u starting to thrust your hips up to me you needed to be touched now > > > i saw your nipples oh so hard i sucked them and chewed them till i heard loud moans, i looked down at your panties and they were so soaked i think you had came already from just kissing. So now is your time lover i will make you cum and cum then cum again, i take my hands and starting
Another Looser
He was on my friends list and got all pissy and posted trash things on my page. I mailed him nicely asking him to mail me this stuff not be an a** about things. He posted that I need help. I deletd his comment cause my friends don't need to read the trash he was posting on my page. He's the one who needs help for posting trash and trashing me on my page. He's now blocked. Clyde@ fubar
Just Stuff
i am djin once again in diablos den. its been almost a year since i broadcasted last and unless you dj you have NO idea how good it feels to be back. fer those who used to come in would love to see yall back fer those who havent come on in and take a look around. we would love to meet you! ok fer those of yall that this applies to. yes i am djin now. and fer the last and final time to everyone--- i am not now nor will i in the foreseeable future be leavin the den. i dont wanna work fer anyone instead of diablo. QUIT ASKIN!!!! theres no negotiatin theres no bargainin. IM NOT LEAVIN THEN DEN. accepy it and get over yerselves. well to let yall know ahead of time i wont be online at all from wed through mon. i have had a death in the family and now need to go to berlin. wi. i will let yall know when i get back online. everyone will be missed its one of those things i gotta do. hope all yall have a good rest of the week and a great weekend. talk to yall next week.
40,000to Godfather
ITS ACTUALLY NOW LESS THEN 35,000 THANKS EVERYONE FOR HELPING..HELL RETURN THE LOVE WHEN YOU NEED HIM.. ~~Doing88™©~~My heart ♥ for ShanonLee !!She is my everything !!!!@ fubar
Sex Quiz
Answer this for the person who posted this send it back to them in a PRIVATE message and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/lick me ? Answer: 4. Would u sex me hard? Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did
Best Sex Joke
kay so a guy is near the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants it faster. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! She screams. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!!! PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant! Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would
The View From Jared's Corner Of The World
Guess what? Nope, this is not asking anyone for help on a contest. I know, shocking. I finally have a sponsor for Kuwait. Thats the good news. The bad news, there is no internet in the barracks in Kuwait. That means I'll have to drag myself down to the cafe, and pay for it, which means I'll be very limited. That sucks. That sucks badly. I'll still drop by, but it wont' be often. I am going to save money over there, and if I can find a way to get net in my room, I will have it. So, anyone who wants to stay in touch, guess it will have to most likely be via email. Hopefully I can check that at work over there. So that means it is up to all of you who want to talk to me or stay in touch. That means you need to contact me here, and give me a good email address, or request mine. That way we can still stay in contact. I also do accept letters, cards, flowers, money, jewelry, and just notes of greeting. I have considered posting an NSFW blog entry here, they seem
A Story
Take Some Time and actually Read this this is a GUY TALKING... ITS 7TH GRADE... I stared at the girl next to me...She was my so called 'best friend'... I stared at her... Long, silky hair... And I wished she was mine... But she didn't notice me like that... I knew it... After class she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before... And I handed them to her... She said 'thanks'... And gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tell her... I want her to know that I don't want to be 'just friends'... I love her but I'm too shy to tell her... And I don't know why... IT'S JUNIOR YEAR... My phone rang... On the other end it was her... She was in tears... Mumbling on and on about how her love had broken her heart... She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone... So I did... As I sat next to her on the sofa... I stared at her soft eyes... Wishing she was mine... After 2 hours... A Drew Barrymore movie... And 3
Can I Get A God Damn
things are really crazy right now just got back from a week long vacation in Orlando where shit was absolutely fucking crazy to sum it up in a run- on word LIQOURGOCARTSCHOPPERSLAMBOSBIGTITSSHARKSSUNBURNS AND THAT IS BASICALLY HOW THINGS WENT LOL YOU GET MY POINT RIGHT? oK NOW MOVING ON. THE BAND I WORK FOR IS REALLY STARTING TO GAIN GROUND IN THE CENTRAL TEXAS MUSIC SCENE. THEY FUCKIN TORE IT UP AT BIKE NIGHT, AND HAVE A FEW SHOWS COMING UP JULY 16TH MUSIC VAULT IN HARKER HEIGHTS AND AUGUST 6TH AT THE RED EYED FLY IN AUSTIN. and yes, i just realized i was still typing in caps and i am also too lazy to go back and fix it so deal bitches. Other than that still on the market and on the prowl for someone to torture on a regular basis with my bizzare behavior and antics. That should do it for now as far as an update not that anyone reads this shit and even if you could make it through all of the swearing typos and basic english grammatical errors to understand what i am getting at you must
The New Me
So FYI...a little change in my life...I dyed my hair brown. Yes I love it and it actually looks really good on me. Im heading for a dark red though. School starts soon for me so I will be really busy and on here all the time. LOL!!! I have found a new outlook on life. I just recently have had some serious medical problems, including a seizer which scared the wholly living fuck out of me. But through all this turmoil I have found what truly makes me happy in life. That I really do like myself...just the way I am...and I want to live my life to the fullest....Carpe Diam...DAMNIT!!!!
Hello
I'm fairly new on this site so forgive me if I don't respond right away or give points in return as quickly. =) Don't be afraid to leave me some love! xoxox -Kat
10 Ways To...
Site Shtuff
I get home today, check my alerts as usual and drop in on my friends new posts & photos, only to find that to post a comment, everytime I must pass thru some security checkpoint and type the letters in the box to have my comment approved, thereby doubling my effort for every kind word I send. Now ANYONE that knows or knows of me, will tell ya that I am one of the most avid commenters around, and perhaps a lil more creative than some. Doesnt matter if its you, your kids, gramma, hubby, dog, bike...or if youre showing your bits or just trying to see if you can amuse yourself by posting 150 different facial expressions,....if you are sharing your life, I try to make it worthwhile. Hell even the vain, self centered lil brats that have never even visited my page or acknowledged my existance despite my keeping thier ego saturated on their page, would probably at the very least speak up for me on that issue. After checking with site support, seems this will be an ongoing thing due to some l
Making Love
Recently I was asked how I would like to be made love to? This is my answer: I want a man to look me in the eyes and brush the hair from my face. Place his hand on my check as he leans in for a kiss. I want this kiss to make my knees weak and my heart race. Then I want him to run his fingers down my arm as he reaches for my hand, placing my arms above my head as he is kissing my neck, and moving over my breast. Slowly working his way to remove my shirt. Once the shirt is off he pays special attention to my breast, using his tongue to to trace my bra. With one hand he undoes the snap and moves the strap of my shoulder, followed by more kissing. Once all clothing is off he leans me up on the wall and starts to kiss his way lower, placing one leg over his shoulder he moves his tongue over my clit bringing me close to orgasm. Moving to the bed where he will lay me down and crave my body and touch. Wanting to make love to me like it was the last time in his life that he would ever be
Security Check?
In the past, I had only been prompted to enter Characters by a bouncer, to buy big pimpin gifts lol Hmmm Automated or harassment. I dunno, but it's becoming a pain in the ass as half of the comments and user photos, I can't comment on, because of the B.S. In a way I though it was a good thing, but obviously leaves a lot to be desired. W.T.F.?
In Darkness….
The Darkess The light has faded The Moon has gone… It creeps upon you like a silent lover… Wrapping you in its cold embrace Its touch loving… Filling you, caressing you…. In Darkness…. It comes upon you slowly… Nipping at your heels… Teasing up your calves… Sliding around your thighs.. Over your stomach… Like tendrils wrapping around you.. Until your cries are silenced… And you are enclosed…. In Darkness…. Consuming you…. Chilling you from the inside out Your arms reaching out.. Embracing it like a lover…. Soon all thoughts of the light are gone…. And you are consumed…. In Darkness….
Moon Goddess
Attention Levelers
We need all levelers on him please...Hes got 72,000 to godfather..Thats not alot and there are many helping..We started this today with over 200,000 hes one of our levelers show him some love.. hell return it in due time when you need to level he always has ... ~~Doing88™©~~My heart ♥ for ShanonLee !!She is my everything !!!!@ fubar
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Stashes
Is anybody else getting the message that you've already rated a stash when you know you haven't? It's letting me rate one stash on a person and then I get that error....what's up?!?!?! FUBAR is definately the right name!!!!! .:*de*:.
Man-eater
Inhale... white tennis shoes, calling me boo, gangsta lean, ebonics, grills, pants that hang almost as low as boxers, farenheit, no belt, no car.....no license, one set of sheets, jerseys (sometimes they are ok), unbrushed teeth, the smell of feet permeating your place, dumbing yourself down, wearing hats as a hairstyle, shotty gangbanger/jailbird tattoos, eyebrow/belly button rings, fast food junkies, mamma's boy, long hair, girlfriends, empty fridge, inconsiderate, overly emotional, couch potato, ect... ...exhale. There are two types of tattoo artists. The pill popping drunk hard knocks type and then there is the hot sexy nice yet cocky type. I lean towards the 2nd, I don't know what it is about them but it is such a turn on!!! It is so fun for me right now cause I have been hitting up all the local shops looking at portfolios in search of a new artist to do some work on me...I'm thinking a mermaid. Sooo much fun flirting.
Stupidity
well peeps im going thru alot and im wondering should i leave or should i stay all i seem to do is piss everyone off and i dont undertand why i do this i was here to make friends and i made alot of good friends and met the woman i truely have always been looking for now i dont know if i should stay or go please comment i need some help here PEOPLE ON HERE RUNNING THEIR DAMN MOUTHS YOU GOT A DAMN PROBLEM WITH ME THEN BRING TO ME DO NOT GO TO MY DAMN FRIENDS AND TELL THEM IM PLAYING THEM AND SHIT THIS IS GETTING OLD YOU ARENT A MAN OR A WOMAN IF YOU GOT TO PLAY GAMES SO IF YOU DONT LIKE ME THEN I DONT GIVE A SHIT YOU CAN KISS MY ASS BUT MAKE SURE YOU COME TO ME WITH YOUR PROBLEMS INSTEAD OF TALKING SHIT you know that people online are full of it how can you ask someone for money and tell them they love you and stuff they play you and then use you and tell you all kinds of stuff to get you to do what they want feel free to comment on this
Tunnel
Why Fubar Entertains Me.
While minding my own business... surfing mumms... this guy apparently took a liking to me. Amuse yourself with the conversation that ensued. The conversation has been put in order for your reading convenience (read from top to bottom). Master: hi. saw you in the mumms. your cute. did you vote on my mumm yet? Me: hi no i don't think i have. which mumm is yours? Master: fubar.com... thats the mumm (he posted some mumm link that had photos of his & some other dudes dicks) Me: are you trying to get me to be mean to you or make me laugh? Master: no why? you don't like my mumm? Me: huh? Master: nevermind Me: yeah i clicked on it... it's a pic of your cock and some other dudes cock Master: so which one would you have voted for? Me: i'm uninterested Me: only cock i give a shit about is the one that sleeps in my bed next to me Master: fair enough Me: lol Me: just being honest Master: I'd marry you Me: yeah sure you would...lol Ma
Let Me Know To Rate Your Pic's
do to i have so many loving freands iam trying to keep up with you all you guys have been great plz send me a comment to rate more of your pic's i want to show some FuBar lov if i have not fanned you i will do so too luv you guys
6900 To Level
hes a new lervler but he has me impressed already.He wont stop until the level up is finished.He reminds me of doing88. To those are not working on the God Father challenge show him some love Perfictcircle-CT DADDY to Easttnchic69@ fubar
Omg Freakin' Creepy!
This is creepy! Think of a letter between A and W. Keep going . . Don't stop .. Think of an Animal That begins With that letter. Think of Either a man's/woman's Name That Begins With the Last letter In the Animals name Almost There........ Now Count out The letters In that name On the fingers Of the hand You are not Using to Scroll down. Take the Hand you FIRST counted with And hold it out In front of you . Look at your Palm Very closely And Notice The Lines In Your Hand . Do the lines Take the Form of the First letter In the Persons name?! . Of course not....... Now TAKE THAT HAND AND smack Yourself in the head, get a life, And Quit playing Stupid e-mail games!
Take The Naughty Bedroom Test
HELL LEVEL 3Raw score: 95% There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations.I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically enough, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity.AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you? This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 93% on hellishnessLink: The Sexual HELL Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid On your wayYou scored 73 %Sexuality and 73 %Freedom! You have tried out a few sexual fant
Jokes
~what He Does To Me~
i lose all control When You grab a hold And You do Your trick i love it when You lick You've got lock and key Every part of me Only You know what makes me tick i love it when You lick It feels so good i'm going crazy my eyes roll back inside my head as You explore my inner warmths of pleasure holding on tight can't wait to return the favor i'll do that trick You can't resist Two rights don't make it wrong Makin' love 'till the break of dawn Emotions all up in a twist as i lose all control When You grab a hold And You do Your trick i love it when You lick i'll put my heels on for You myMaster The ones that wrap all around my leg Your every touch it just excites me i aint too proud to beg even when You're not around me the tingling, the tingling wont go away Please don't make my body wait no longer Because Your slavegirl is ready to play play play play play for/with You as i lose all control when You grab a hold and You do Your trick i love it w
I Liked This
""Please..Wait..I am Loading my self in your Heart ♥ ♥ ♥♥ ♥ ♥♥ ♥ ♥♥ ♥ ♥♥ ♥ ♥ Loading. . . █ 1% ████ 10% ████████ 20% ████████████ 30% ████████████████ 40% █████████████████████ 50% █████████████████████████ 60% ████████████████████&
A Little About Me
You Only Think You've Won
YOU THINK YOU HAVE WON AND THINK U HAVE WHAT U WANT BUT I HAVE A NEWS FLASH FOR YOU AND ALL YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS YOU HAVENT ONE AND U WONT FUCKING WIN BECAUSE WHAT I HAVE IS ALL MINE AND U WONT FUCKING GET IT WHAT SO EVER U CAN BRING UR ASS TO ME AND TRY ALL YOU WANT BUT IN THE END I WILL OVER COME YOUR ASS AND I WILL MAKE IT KNOWN THAT IM BETTER IM SMARTER AND YOU CAN SOMETHING THAT I HAVE AND IF U DONT LIKE ME FOR THAT THEN GUESS WHAT I DONT GIVE A GOD DAMM RATS ASS TO BACK THE FUCK OFF BITCH AND SEE THAT IM THE TRUE BITCH HERE AND I WONT GIVE UP SITTING DOWN. SO KEEP UR ASS WERE U ARE AT AND MIND UR OWN BUSS BECAUSE IM THE WINNER AND I WILL MAKE SURE I HAVE ALL THAT I WANT AND WHAT I WANT AND CAN GIVE HIM U CANT FUCKING DO SO GUESS AGAIN AND SAY UR GOODBYES THANKS ALL MANDIE
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My Lyrics
She, strutted in like a ball of fire she, said baby can you take me higher she, was used to fine luxuries she, said baby can I have all I see I, said thats fine but you can't have me I ain't got time for women with money on their mind Shes, just a whore waitin for a wallet to walk through the door She, strutted in like a ball of fire she, was used to walking a fine line between what she really wants and how much she really has to flaunt She strutted in like a ball of fire You could tell she was a bit wild In and out of the sheets Wherever she went she was the treat She strutted in like a ball of fire She had that look in her eye You know the one I'm talkin' about She says "babe you better payout!" She strutted in like a ball of fire! If I could find the words That meant the most to you I would write them down And send them off to you But we don't mean everything we say We just go on living our own way So if you see me Standing o
Hot Action Cop
HEY FOR ANYONE WHO READS THIS!!!!!!!!!!!! PLZ CHECK A BAND CALLED HOT ACTION COP THEY REALLY ARE A GREAT BAND IF YOU HAVE MY SPACE YOU CAN CHECK THEM OUT THERE AN THEY HAVE VIDS.ON YOU TUBE.... I JUST SAW THEM IN LOUISVILLE KENTUCKY AND IT WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST SHOW I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME SO CHECK THEM OUT AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YA THINK KISSES TO ALL WHO READ THIS
Questions And Info
im cleaning out my family and starting over if you are interested in being in my family drop me a line ok ive made a video and i edited it with windows movie maker saved it and now i cant upload it to photobucket whats the problem if anyone can help let me know thanks in advance there are 3 ways to see my photos buy me a blast .. buy me a VIP .. or buy me a HH any questions feel free to ask me....
No Drama Will Be Tolerated In This Club 0 .....thank You
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Fubar Things
I could log in and fan earlier but all the pages were stretched and I was unable to rate. This happened later in the day and just finally got better a lil' while ago.*This has happened one other time.* Anyhow I will now try to return the love! Click Here to get more at CommentYou.com
Apology In Advance
Due to outstanding amount of pic requests and the lack of slots on here to upload them all too, I will be utilizing my web site to upload them all too from now on. If you have requested pics from me, you will be getting the direct link to them in your Fubar Mail Box. If you are wanting to make a request, just send me a Fubar mail letting me know what it is that you want, and I will do my best to get it done as quickly as I can. Some orders are taking a little longer then others, so please be patient with me. Thank You All For Being Sooooo Awesome!! Hugz and Mwahzzzz!!! Alexa ( Mystic Illusions ) Ok, here's the deal...... I bust my ass EVERY day to make sure I catch up on rating everyone's pics and stashes, but only a select handful return the favor. Why do I even bother helping the rest of you out. If it is too much to return the favor and all you care about is your damn self, then remove me from your lists and I will gladly do the some. That just frees up more time for me t
Erotica
Chapter I The Initial Meeting We've decide to meet at a hotel in Raleigh. There is a bar in the lobby where we have decided to meet face to face for the first time. I'm nervous, what is he going to think. I take a deep breath and walk into the bar, I see you immediately. You have been sitting there watching the door, waiting. I smile, you smile back and get up and walk towards me. You take my face between your hands and kiss me. We sit down and have a couple of drinks to get acquainted. Neither of us can wipe the silly grins off our faces. You ask me if I want to get something to eat, I say no we can always order room service. You stand up and take my hand, we walk to the elevator and go up to the room you have reserved. I have butterflies in my stomach. A little nervous and a lot excited. You wrap your arm around my back, running your hand up and down my ass. I can already feel my pussy getting wet. The elevator stops an
Thing I Hate
Comments
ok what's up with the entering of characters now before posting comments? or is it just me LOL or am i under probation for some bad commenting or something...
Brokenthoughts
It hits me like a rush. The want. The need. The savior. That feeling that they cant survive without you. Your everything they need. A solution to all their problems. Your the best thing to ever happen to them. As time goes on you slip here and there. You cant be their safety next. You cant clean up their mess. You can show them the path but you CAN NOT walk it for them. Why is that so hard? Push them up as high as you can... only to be blamed when they slip and fall. First a savior, then a burden. For some reason if i cant solve their problems, i am one. Or im the cause of all of them. i need to stop, i need friends. its a two way street. somehow it always ends up 1 way. Where is ashely? where did she disappear to? how did i run her off? the ying to my yang. i likely fool myself. she means more to me then i ever mean tto her. it seems like nothing more then a dream. Did i make her up? was our friendship just my imagination or wishful thinking? i never felt used. i never f
Sensual
I'd like to slowly peel off your jeans, your shirt, your underclothes, loving and kissing every inch of flesh I expose, and working my way up to your neck, your ear lobes, your lips. Then I'd sensuously work my way back down to where you're hot and throbbing, urgently cooling the heat with my tongue-- only to build yet another fire that can only be extinguished when our bodies meld into one. Just thinking about you makes me hot and wet! That's why I have a steamy little present waiting just for you. Can you guess what it is? Let me give you a hint. It involves me and you, and a quiet evening for two. You'll have to wait to find out what else I have in store for you. This is a Passion Coupon for all of the hugs, kisses, and love that you desire. You can only redeem it in the bedroom, where you must strip off all of your clothes, kneel on the edge of the bed, and await my tender touch. Expect the most delicious night of passion imagi
F*** The Haters
i havent really been hearin a lot about haters and shit but, WTF is it... downwdrater week? shit...where do they come from and how do i get rid of them.. they are like a bugger stuck to your finger you just cant shake...shit, sshit , shit!! go AWAY...far AWAy OK I FEEL BETER..PEACE Y'ALL Fuck the haters, bouncers, fascism, censorship, absolutists, oppressors, and communists...and all the other crap that fills our world with humans suffering. Mal contentment often seeks refuge in hate toward others that is fertile ground for the product sold by the persons mentioned above. I am getting too frustrated at this site for one reason only...I LOVE looking at the pictures, Love the people I have met and really enjoy some of the blogs from people that state what’s on their minds and in their hearts. Now,, this being said...I am too frustrated at the owners of this site for taking away one of my most important joys in my life. I suffer from panic attacks and a whole mess of personal shit
For Shits And Giggles
Welcome New Member 8/6/07
Hair
Check out my Pics and let me know do i look better with long hair or short hair. Thanks
Candlelight Lounge Is Now Open Please Feel Free To Join As A Member And Listen To Some Music And Chat
Owner Of The Candlelight Lounge
My Stalker
THIS IS NOT ME, BUT SOME GUY WHO WANTED TO BE WITH ME, WHEN I WOULDN'T HE GOT PISSED AND STARTED MAKING THREATS NOW HE'S CREATED THIS PROFILE WITH MY NAME ON IT HE HAS A PIC OF MY SON AND CINDYLOU'S SON IN HIS PROFILE AND SAYS THAT HE HAS NUDE PICS OF ME AND WILL SHOW ANYONE HE'S PISSED AT ME CUZ I WON'T BE WITH HIM SO THIS IS HOW A SICK MIND LIKE HIS WORKS TRYING TO GET BACK AT ME....GO SHOW THIS SICKO SOME SDMF LOVE I*AM*SDMF*SEXY*HOTBABE*COME*BE*MY*FRIEND*AND*SEE*ME*NECKED!!@ fubar
The Art Of Squirting!!
Porn!! Yummy
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Brown Eyes
Blue Eyes
With Love......
HAVE YOU EVER HEARED OF A DIAMOND LOVE ONE THAT GRANTED FROM GOD UP ABOVE A LOVE THAT WILL BE THERE, THROUGH THICK AND THIN A LOVE THAT WILL BE THERE AND HAS NO END A LOVE THAT WILL MAKE YOU SMILE AND MAKE YOUR HEART SING A LOVE JUST AS LASTING AS A DIAMOND RING A LOVE THATS UNCONDITIONAL AND PURE HONEST TRUSTING AND GENTLE AND I KNOW IN MY HEART ITS MINE FOR SURE EVERYDAY I`M TRUSTING WAITNG AND LOOKING UP ABOVE CAUSE I KNOW ONE DAY GOD WILL SEND ME MY DIAMOND LOVE Wanna See Me Be Naughty? Join Me Then " /> Alazia-Owner of Hedonism's Playground@ fubar I want u to love me like you never have before i want u to care so much so much it would overpour i want u to adore me and be thankful that im here and if i ever needed you in a heartbeart u'd be there i want u to give me roses and if u could the world i want u to tell me everyday that i am ur babygirl i want to be ur princess and u to be my prince so in the end we can just
Yahoo
does anybody have yahoo messanger if so please let me know i will add you
Communication
For a cheap way of talking to your friends overseas or even next door go to http://www.skype.com The Many Uses of Coca-Cola 1. In many states the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from the highway after a car accident. 2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke and it will be gone in two days. 3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coke into the toilet bowl. Let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. 4. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china. 5. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola. 6. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion. 7. To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes. 8. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan; wrap the ham
Sex Quiz And I'm Not The Highest Score Lol
eve -- [noun]:A reverse striptease 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com Gemini You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun. You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too. Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Its All About Me
ok so this is what we call in the Army a shot gun blast. AKA an if the shoe fits wear it kind fo thing. I just got done with a rather bizar conversation with a woman that is using a MUMM do decide if she should stay with her hubby or not. Long story short there are far more issues there then whether or not she should stay with the hubby here is my thing...... Some of you people have a hard time discerning the difference between your real life and your internet life. SOme of these lives are so intertwined that the line between reality and fiction is not blurred but erased completely. Folks I ahve never seen more people with more issues on the internet than i have in this past year. I have had converesation where people have had to deal with incest drug addicts rape torture lack of money to pay for bills things getting shut off. The common denominator is this.....people living beyond their means and a total lack of communication between the two adults involved. Its easy folks get
Friend Needs Contestants For Contest
SEXIEST NIGHTIE CONTEST I am hosting my very first contest! Are you ready to help some sexy women in thier nighties? Come on they deserve your luv! The contest will be starting Sunday August 5th at 8 PM EST and will run to the following Sunday August 12th at 8 PM EST First prize will be a 3 day blast. Second Prize will be Porsche. Third Prize will be a Corvette. If you would like to enter the contest, send me the link to the picture in an email and I will get back to you when I add you. Just click on Goddess }|{ Devine! Goddess }|{ Devine Good luck to all! Current contestants. Cathy ~of the Godfather family ~ ANGEL_TEARS***?§TheAtomicBombers§?*** Special R Kay
Me
You scored as Elf, You are an elf. very calm yet energetic. You enjoy the finer things in life. You hate to be alone and preffer a small crowd of your closer friends. The ideal girl. Sometimes you can be very, very shy. Open up, life is to be lived, not wasted.Elf100% Faerie67% Goddess67% Wolf50% Sorceress50% Vampyre42% Shadow Spirit33% Dragon33% Zombie25% Drow25% What ancient breed are you?created with QuizFarm.com
Yay For Singledome!!
So, for those of you who are interested...here's the story as to how I became "Recently Single". My sister introduced me to her roommate. I had been single for over a year up to that point, and he was definitely my type...physically. He was 6' 8".. LOVE the tall ones. And not skinny. Not fat, mind you, but not a bean pole. So we hooked up, and me being the fabulous chick that I am, he more or less moved in after the first night. He was working as a bouncer at a strip joint. Well, he got fired Thanksgiving Day. Proceeded not to work for two and a half months. So I'm supporting him and my kids. He does finally get a job, making DAMN good money. Things are looking up, right? Well, I find out from a family member of his that he has lied to me about pretty much his entire past. He told me he was an Army Ranger... he never even made it through boot camp. Told me he had owned his own Repo company until the IRS took everything because he had a sucky accountant. NOPE! Tol dme that while an Arm
Party Like An Irishman
Help Make One Of Our Own A Godfather
We have helped a lot of people level up to GodFather but this own deserves it more then anyone one of us including me. He has been in my shout box asking if he can help on any level up.There are some that we couldn't do so he offered to buy Happy Hour to get them done. So im asking everyone to take the next 2 Happy Hours and rate his stuff help us make one of our levelers and a very giving person a GodFather. He would do it for you please do it for him. ,center>~~Doing88™©~~My heart ♥ for ShanonLee !!She is my everything !!!!@ fubar
Help Make Him A God Father
We have helped a lot of people level up to God Father but this own deserves it more then anyone one of us including me. He has been in my shout box asking if he can help on any level up.There are some that we couldn't do so he offered to buy Happy Hour to get them done. So im asking everyone to take the next 2 Happy Hours and rate his stuff help us make one of our levelers and a very giving person a God Father. He would do it for you please do it for him. ,center>~~Doing88™©~~My heart ♥ for ShanonLee !!She is my everything !!!!@ fubar
Just A Thought
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I Would Love To See This Happen In The United States
Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia, as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks. A day after a group of mainstream Muslim leaders pledged loyalty to Australia and her Queen at a special meeting with Prime Minister John Howard, he and his Ministers made it clear that extremists would face a crackdown. Treasurer Peter Costello, seen as heir apparent to Howard, hinted that some radical clerics could be asked to leave the country if they did not accept that Australia was a secular state, and its laws were made by parliament. "If those are not your values, if you want a country which has Sharia law or a theocratic state, then Australia is not for you", he said on National Television. "I'd be saying to clerics who are teaching that there are two laws governing people in Australia: one the Australian law and another Islamic law that is false. If you can't agree with parliamentary law, indepen
Father's Day 07
When the last time I post a blog was on Father's Day an here is the follow up from it... as soon as I just got done posin my blog my phone rang and not to my surprise it was my family on the other end.Here the day hasn't began and I'm already got a annoying phone call wantin to know if I was commin over or not (I should have said no I wasn't but that wouldn't been right of me to do so) so soundin all so trilled I told them I will be over asap. 30 mins went by... 45 mins went by and when just about 50 mins went by and alot of second thinkin I was on my way over. When I was just lockin the front door guess what (if you said that my phone rang again.. u can pat yourself on the back) and here I thought yall wasn't smart. So couple of mins went by ... my cell phone rang ( yall knew it was comming...lol) cause of when I live my cell don't get a good connetion so they had to wait for 2-3 mins to go by before they could call. To make of my surprise (yea right) I found out that not only did I h
That Is What Is Wrong!
So I get a friends request today and they ask me to sign their guest book. No big deal right and then this girl starts this conversation with me. Now I dont post things people say to me unless it is ridiculous and I think you will agree. Mother of 3 25 years old!
The Raven
There is a bird called the Raven She feels trapped inside herself She feels controlled everytime She tries to fly away She gets put back into her guilted caged She wants to know why she is caged? When she is a free spirit The Raven at one time, Did have her own name But now, it's lost forever Will she ever get it back? She was once beautiful But now, she feels ugly and dirty Sometimes I feel just like the Raven Who is lost I too had a free spirit and a name But now, I feel so trapped inside Like I am inside a guilted cage What is she or I to do about getting it back?
Creative Spelling By The Juke
As most of you that know me or pay any attention you know that I am in a Country/Rock band. I set out with my drummer Mark about 5 years ago to put RiverGard together. It went through many different musicians but nothing realy took off. Two years ago we hade two brothers Bill and Bob Pemberton playing in the band and they share the vocals but it really wasn't more than just a basement band with no structure at all. That fell apart and the pursuit of putting the band together kind of slowed down. Mark and I was at RG's just hanging out and we ran into a guy that sings and plays guitar and in a few weeks we were playing small clubs pretty much winging all the songs. They were all old standards so basic stuff. Mark and I wanted more and Troy wasn't into practicing and learning new stuff. He just wants to jam and pick up pussy. About 8 months ago I get an email from Paul and he tells me that he is coming back to the US and would like to put a band together. In a few weeks he's back and has
The Penis!
THE PENIS,   hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: * I do physical labor. * I work at great depths. * I plunge headfirst into everything I do. * I do not get weekends or holidays off. * I work in a damp environment. * I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. * I work in high temperatures. * My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, The Penis Dear Penis, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, The administration rejects your request for the following reasons: * You do not work eight hours straight. * You fall asleep after brief work periods. * You do not always follow the orders of the management team. * You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. * You do not take initiative. * You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. * You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. * You don't always observe necessary safety regulatio
Mcalister
"The Taming of The Shrew" Part 1 Lt Jebidiah Baile CO 1st Platoon USS Galaxy & Lt. (j.g.) Faylin McAlister JAG - Liaison Corp USS Galaxy Ten Forward ------------------------ Meeting him yet again, she sinisterly shot him a smile across the table. It was a simple expression, yet when combined with her eyes....it was an expression that was deadly. Baile didn't return the smile. He sat still, looking her straight into the eyes. She was dangerous. That was the easy part. Even very dangerous. His instinct was to strike out, end it right there and that instinct had rarely taken him for a ride even before someone stole his eyes. "Don't try and hide behind sly remarks and witty comments. If you ever try and play hardball with me again you will have to step up and see just how far away Kansas really is. Is that understood?" Her smile faded, replaced by the thin line that formed her mouth. It finally hit her that he wasn't like the others. He didn't accep
Life
Hurricane Dean passed Jamaica's south coast on Sunday afternoon/evening. It was devastating. Numerous houses suffered extensive damages caused by heavy winds which were, at times, up to100mph. There was heavy rainfall which caused low lying areas to be flooded. Cleanup excercises are now underway. The island is now under a state of public emergency as there are many areas that are still without electricity and water. GOD help us all....
Our Family Will Not Put Up With Ingrate Persons
do really believe your messing with the wrong family salmon@ fubar
This Is And Abuser Who Likes Two Down Rate Others
Vacation!!
i wont be around aug 11th-17th.... ill be back sometime the 18th. we are going on vacation to the beach and then a couple days out to D.C. so if u send me messages and what not give me time to reply back to ya but i will get back to ya sometime! hope yall are enjoying the ending days of summer to the max!! have a great week and ill see ya's when i get back! xoxo
8weeks 1 Day
ok so I know I havnt been on here is a while , just been busy tired and a little sick. well to start off I hope everyone is doing ok :) I will try to make it around to all my friends pages when I have a day off :) My kids Katherine and Hunter have just had there birthdays so the are now 5 & 3 how time flys huh. Now for more new stuff Baby number 3 will be here around 3-16-08 and I say around because nither of my kids have come on there due date.
Nastey Sex Poem
roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine. Repost this as ''nasty sex po
My Yearbook Vote For Me
please come vote for me on my battles and contests, i really will appreciate it and i will rtf and rtf supervotes so help a girl out pls hehe http://www.myyearbook.com/battles/?battleid=2348690 http://www.myyearbook.com/battles/?battleid=2327695
August
One of my fav songs is What I've Got by Sublime,but since CT became Fubar,i discover daily what i need.I need a buzz.I need 2 c my mail and pix comments.I need a new cpu.And i need 2 thank my friends and fans 4 bein so cool and supportive.Peace...xox Went 2 a benefit last nite 4 a dear friend who passed away last November leaving behind 3 small children.I spent 2 much,drank 2 much,stayed out 2 late and passed out while still online.Doshie would b so proud of me,lol! Peace...xox Ive been on this site since the old lostcherry days.Rosecherry has been my nickname 4 yrs,and since im an illinois transplant frm cali,i felt rite at home.Well,lostcherry became cherrytap became fubar but me-i'll always b lost.Peace...xox
Gay Men Love Em
What Baby I Am
>---------------JANUARY BABY-------------------- Pretty/handsome. Loves >to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to >Recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. >Stubborn.
Joke!
Two hillbillies Ed and Red walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seen nobody do it!"
Funny Stuff
Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about West Virginians If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you May live in West Virginia. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you may live in West Virginia. If you've ever yanked a drive-in movie speaker off the post when exiting the theatre lot with your best girl, you may live in West Virginia. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in West Virginia. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in West Virginia. If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Charleston for the Weekend, you may live in West Virginia. If you measure distance in hours, you may live in West Virginia. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in West Virginia. If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back Again, you ma
7 Deadly Sins
7 Deadly Sins August 6th 2007 12:07 pm I've burnt all my bridges My only repreive is gone It's all turned to ash And I was the one who started this fire Theres nothing that can change this all this pain I caused I didn't care for burnt flesh yet I froliced in it breathing it in so fragrant and putrid I've indulged myself on this death it's pure glutton on my part such a deadly sin to do as I've done I pulled it in and pushed it beneath my skin flowing through my veins is the only memory that resides Maybe it's satanic to wallow in my own hatred and live off your misery My rage burns far to deep And forgiveness is forgotten Thinking of the nothing I crave to fill this emptiness with in I live off your pain And swallow it whole Choking on the memories That once made me whole it's pure wrath on my part Such a deadly sin to do as I've done I pulled it in And pushed it beneath my skin flowing through my veins is the only memory that resides
Absence
Such Is Life!
Ok so Im on the .......???????? Ok we wont comment on the number of relationships Ive been in, Breakup. This one was just like the others. What the fuck is so stereotypical about you guys. Almost all the guys I have been in a relationship with have been control freaks and this last one threw me for a loop when I found out that he was a nutcase. I'm sorry byt being locked up in the Psych ward a couple times in even a lifetime is a little unnerving. Especially when I find out a couple of months after we have been together and I realize that all the sudden my BF is a moron and a mental case too. What do they do in high school to you guys did some of you miss the class on how to hit a woman(been there done that) but made sure to make the class on how to take control of a womans life. Sorry for all the man bashing but Ive come to the conclusion that I am just in it for the sex. Fuck the relationship and finding you "true Love" because Walt Disney should roll over in his Farging grav
Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 160 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Others
Gothic Rebels Family Guidelines Prior to Joining you must have a salute picture. You must be willing to bomb, If you do not know what bombing is then you do not need to join the family and waist your time and ours. If you are accepted you will be placed on probation until further notice and you be wearing NC = New Recruit on the side of ur name along wit the family name example Johm Doe NC of Gothic Rebels Family. During probation we will NOT bomb any contest or giveaways for you. This is due to the many people joining using us to win a contest then disappearing. DO NOT add The Gothic Rebels Family to your name until you are off probation. Just because you join the us does not mean you will receive any tags or rewards until you prove yourself to us. Just because you have The Gothic Rebels Family in your name does not guarantee you a win. If you do not bomb for us we will not bomb for you. If you do not bomb for us on a regular basis DO NOT ask for us to help you in a contest o
In Memory Of My Oldest Son & His Wife
My Oldest Son & His Wife were murdered on Aug 6th of 1994.They have been gone 13 years today.They left behind a beautiful little girl who will never know them but will only know of them.She will be 14 August the 23rd.August the 23rd is even his birthday.He never got to see his little girls first b-day nor his 18 b-day.May they rest in peace now.I will forever miss them both & will never get over the day they were taken away.Part of my heart died that day with them both.
My Blogs
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Aries You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings. You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends. Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Things To Know
As A Reminder
i want to remind all my family and friends that Saturday is my birthday and we will be celebrating it at little Country Lounge on Dort hwy, near stanley road....I wont have a computer for the rest of the week, hopefully will have it by the weekend. However i NEED to know who all can make it so that i can save tables....So with that being said please call Danielles Cell phone at 810-820-5706 and let us know if u can make it or not....I really hope to see everyone there,..it would mean alot to me and make a really great birthday.... ~Steve~
The Lightnin Report
Kids in the back seat can cause accidents and accidents in the back seat can cause kids. I try to help all the newcomers when they join fubar by maxing them out on everything. I usually get squat in return, most of the time I would settle for a simple thank you, but that even seems to be to much to ask. I may be looking at this all wrong, hell I dont know, maybe someone has some suggestions. Well this is the second day of my blog and I still dont have a clue as to what to put in it. So I will talk about the weather, its' suppost to hit a 100 and 101 thru friday. F@%K its gonna be hot. Well thats it for now. Have a cool day.
Jokes
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 >husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?" "Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. "Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to unction; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. "Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. " Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. "Husband # 5 was an Engineer,he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't
Gun Control, Watch It Before History Repeats Itself!
Whether you agree or not, it's an interesting lesson in history. Something to think about... ----------------------------- In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ . ------------------------------ China established gun control in 1935. From 1948 to 1952, 20 million political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ Guatemala established gun control in 1964. From 1964 to 1981, 100,000 Mayan Indians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ Uganda established gun control in 1970. From 1971 to 1979, 300,000 Christi
Kudos
hey hey everybody! lol anyways just wanted you all to know that i am not ignoring anyone and i will talk to you as soon as i can.. i have a lot of B.S. going on right now and i have been working double shifts the past few days so i havent been online at all.. i miss you all and will return again soon. p.s. for that one person out there, i am getting my new cell fri or sat and you will most def have the number. i was supposed to have it on mon but i worked instead. kisses to all!! extra kisses for that someone special! Jennifer just letting whoever cares to read this, that i have pics from my wild bar hopping weekend and they will be posted sometime this week... muah! ok. so i made a salute for a person on here and apparently its made a couple people mad or jealous whatever. so i have a deal. if you want me to make one for you just let me know and i will that way eveyone gets what they want blah blah blah..
Dude
Its saturday. i have a few things going on. I just dont know with who this evening. LMAO. a month ago i couldnt get anyones attention. Now i cant get any free time LMAO. NO complaints here !! i find it odd how every site now has a blog section. As if my thoughts are not spaced out enough LOL!! Its all good . nothing that a shot won't solve. So blog away. Soon we will no longer have an original thought. It will already have been blogged somewhere by someone.
Moving
I'll be moving out of my house into apartment . So until the internet can be started back up at the apartment I'll not be here for that time frame. I'll miss all of my friends and family on here until then. All my close friends and family on here,I'll be thinking about you and have you in my prayers. Popeye will be a cummin again soon. XOXOXOXO
Natural High :)
Above All Else.. Believe in yourself and Your Dreams As the dawn of each morning peers into your life, there lies a path to follow. Delicate whispers can be heard if you listen to the sound of your heart and the voice that speaks within you. If you listen closely to your soul, you will become aware of your dreams that are yet to unfold. You will discover that there lies within you a voice of confidence and strength that will prompt you to seek a journey and live a dream. Within the depths of your mind, the purpose and direction of your life can be determined by listening intently to the knowledge that you already possess. Your heart, mind and soul are the foundation of your success and happiness. In the still of each passing moment, may you come to understand that you are capable of reaching a higher destiny. When you come to believe in all that you are and all that you can become, there will be no cause for doubt. Believe in your heart, for it
Something To All My Freinds :)
im in this contest and need your help to win!!! (RATES AND COMMENTS WANTED) heres the link to the contest folder come show some love! http://fubar.com/images.php?u=884347&albumid=506643 (repost of original by ''hêr wðrlÐ'' on '2007-08-17 11:10:25')
Newest Salute
So far so good, ya'll! ;-) Many thanks to Miss Juicy for approving!!
Willow And Oz
Please Don't........
I just wanted to thank everyone for their thoughts and prayers. I spoke to my sister a little while ago, and she said that mom is now awake....well, kinda groggy but expected. Surgery went well and she is now in ICU recovery. Thank you ALL once again! I just found out that my mother is having emergent double bypass surgery within the hour. So, please, for today....don't shout obscenities at me....don't ask to see me on cam...don't ask me to look at your NSFW pics...don't ask me to rate you...don't be abrassive with your compliments....I'm here so that the people that care about me can be given updates as to her progress. All I ask of all of you....for today...pray for her. She's got 6 grandsons that ADORE her and 3 kids who would give anything to take her place so that she woudln't have to go through this. Please, I beg, be respectful today so that I can feel like I can stay to keep people updated. Thank you. Just wanted to let you all know that I just received a call from my
File Problems
i downloaded myself a new program called Photo Plus but the problem is i can only save it as a SPP and i would like to save it/change it into a jpeg, is there a way to do that or am i stuck as a SPP??? please help me...
Pi$$ed
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Random Rambling
When we are kids, we have friends. We have sleepovers, summer camp, summer vacation, Christmas vacation, Spring Break, and loads of other happy things to celebrate. Sure, not everyone had a rosy childhood, but even the most awful memories are dulled by time. When we reach adulthood, we lose these little celebrations, bit by bit. We lose most of our vacations and find out our parents weren't kidding when they said we had it easy. We stop having sleepovers, and trade those instead for one permanent sleepover with a husband or wife. I don't think some people ever really get the hang of that one. We have kids of our own, and fully understand why our parents were so freaked out by us all of the time...why they hated our music and didn't understand our language or the fashion choices we'd made. We finally "get it," it comes to us in a moment of clarity, "Oh my God, you were right. You were right about everything." I asked my mother once, while going through some troubles with my ow
L.u.v. Club
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Argh...take It 4 Wat Its Worth
dontcha just hate it wen ppl make themselves out 2 b sumthin they r not? OMG, that is the worst thing ever, but watever makes em feel good or feel more of a human...may they knock themselves out in doing so...me, i choose to be me at all cost...if u dont like it, oh well mayb it was not meant 4 u 2 like me and vice-versa! especially the ones that talk this big game and make out like they r tellin the truth and MEAN wat they say...its all a big joke and dont think 4 once that ppl like me blieve u, we can see rite thru u and ur ways...ur 2 obvious, mayb if u tried bein a lil discreet bout it we may not figure it out within the first convo, c'mon make it a challenge would ya...oh but wait those sorta ppl cant understand wat exactly a challenge means...oh well, and here i thought i was gonna b able 2 play a game! damnit! how bout this, b who u r or dont even bother with me i dont hav time 4 fakers! dont read into something that is not there, it only creates problems for you not for

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- Leave her sweet texts to wake up to. - Sneak up behind her. - Grab her by the waist. - Do anything to make her smile. - Always make her laugh. - Tell her shes beautiful, not sexy. - Tell her she has amazing eyes. - When your friends walk by say this is my girlfriend. - Say i love you to her face not JUST over the phone. - If she's sad take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay. - NEVER cheat on her. - Kiss her on the forehead. - When you walk with her, walk slowly. - Tickle her even when she says stop. - Don't say I love you unless you mean It. - Listen to her when she talks. - Tell her your secrets. - Protect her.
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This piece of shit thinks it's cool and funny to crack racist jokes about a serious MUMM that I posted!! Check out the MUMM and look at his comment. By the way his name is Metroseksual. Here's a link to the MUMM. Repost this and let people see what kind of people we have to put up with cause apparently he can say stuff like that and nothing happen to him! http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=185361#
What A Fucked Up Weekend.
Well lets start off on friday. It all started when i went to check the mail. I had noticed a paper that said Delinquent taxes your house is going for sheriffs sale. I grabbed the paper and ran into the house. I picked up the phone and called the courthouse. I yelled and screamed at the poor lady and she said read the address again to me. After i read it back to her i noticed one thing. It was meant for the house one street over. What a relief that was. About 15 minutes later I heard a banging at the side of my house and the power went out. When I Ran outside to check I noticed a 6 foot black guy removing my meter from my house. First thing i said was What the fuck are you doing to my house mother fucker. He tells me I'm late paying my electric bill. I said That i didn't recieve a shut off notice or anything. He tells me it was mailed out. They don't send them certified anymore, they rely on regular mail. So what else was left but pay the bill. After The bill got paid and the power was
The End Could Be The Beginning
The first time around I thought things would be better, But as it's been said, "The grass ain't always greener on the other side of the fence." Now I come to the end of the second. And even as I approach forty, I'm fucking scared to death. I'm talking about marriage. Well my failed marriages anyway. I wonder, am I really that bad at relationships, or do I just keep making the same mistakes over and over, or.. is it my choice of women. It's easy to blame them. She did this or that. She didn't do enough of this or that. Easy to blame. But I know the things I have done and haven't done, and a real man owns up to that. Right? I can't take back the past. History is history. There ain't no damn time machine to let me go back and right the wrongs, make the other choices instead of the ones I have made. I have to live with what I have done. I have to live with what got me to where I am today. Preparing to leave again. To start over again. I turn forty in a couple of months. I have no
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My Wish for You in 2010: May peace break into your home and may thieves come to steal your debts.  May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 notes.  May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips! May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy. May the problems you had, forget your home address!  In simple words ............
Random Thoughts N Cool Stuff
( I saw this and had to post it. I don't know who wrote it but I loved it! ) DADDYS DAY POEM Author Unknown Her hair was up in a ponytail Her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, And she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, If she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; She knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates Of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, For her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, She tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school, Eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees A dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, For everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats. One by one the teacher called, A student from the class. To introduce their daddy, As seconds slowly passed. At
This Month @ Charliesimages
Thought I would wait until after the Labor Day weekend to post about what's new this month at http://charliesimages.com We welcome Kelly and Amber Tiana as this month's newest Featured Models. Kelly is a busy college student in Charlotte, and Amber is a sexy, crazy redhead in Raleigh. We also have another great wallpaper from Robert of TigerEyeMedia. This month's wallpaper has a romantic feel to it with models Elizabeth and Brian. As always, it is free for you to download and enjoy on your own computer. Hope you enjoy the new photos! Charlie http://charliesimages.com Something different this month at CharliesImages! Our August Featured Models are Elizabeth and Brian. We have couples poses with a romantic and sexy mood to them. Lots of info on our two models on the website. We also have the final 8 models of our Bikini Babes Special Feature. That's 24 bikini babes for you to enjoy. "Divas in Denim" is this month's free wallpaper created by Robert of Tiger Eye Medi
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yes or no ???? am i? Ugly? : Kind? : Loud? : Shy? : Weird? : Selfish? : Ghetto? : Crazy?: Nice? : Mean?: Immature? : Rude?: Cool? : Stupid? : Caring? : Mature? : A friend? : More than a friend? : Talkative? : Boring? : Hott : Creative? : Smart? : A flirt? : A psycho? : Athletic? : Confusing? : Sweet? : Annoying? : Funny? : Hyper? : Laid back? : Perfect? : Sexy? : Gorgous? : Your comments? :
Quiz 1
who are you??? how do you no me?? are we close?? would u kiss me?? fuk me?? go out with me?? do you hate me?? what do you think of me?? am i fit/ugly/hotttt/fuckable/need shootin?? and whats ya good bye message????
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I jacked this shit from CHAOS!!!! THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS and IF YOU'VE SEEN IT BEFORE I DON'T GIVE A 'FUCK' ITS FUNNY ANYWAY SO LAFF AT IT...LMAO!!! Fuck is such a versatile word... Greetings: How the fuck are you! Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer. Trouble: Well, I guess I'm fucked now. Confusion: What the fuck...? Retaliation: Up your fucking ass! Denial: I didn't fucking do it. Apathy: Who gives a fuck anyway? Suspicion: Who the fuck are you? Directions: Fuck off. Chronology: It's Five-Fucking-Thirty! Business: I hate this fucking job. Oedipal: Motherfucker. The word has been used by some very notable people throughout history: Where the fuck is all that water coming from? -Captain of the Titanic That's not a fucking real gun. -John Lennon Who's going to fucking know? -President Nixon Any fucking idiot could understand that. -Albert Einstein What the fuck was that? -Mayor of Hiroshima It fucking does "so" look like her. -Pi
American Support
Well How can the american people say that they support the troops??? 1st you have to support the commander-in-chief..... no one say's you have to like him. show the troops you support them and support the commander. (thats the president). remember u voted for him and if you did not then shut the fuck up and vote next time. Second you have to support the troops mission.... no matter where it is. hello ppl know what the mission is. we have soldiers serving in harms way all over the fuckin world. soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines die fuckin daily to give you the right of freedom, the freedom of speech, the freedom to party ur ass off on a friday night.. do you know we have troops in Iraq, Afghanistan, Kuwait, Egypt, Bosnia, Kosovo, Korea, the horn of Africa, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Cuba and fuckin places that even i dont even know.. and they cant even tell their families or have not even spoken to them in months....... yes troops die daily, but do u know that an average 1500
Peanutz Revolution
hey what's up, people call me peanut, i don't know the name just stuck. i'm somewhat new to this site, but i guess you can blog on this. For a while i was always the person to back down from competition with women, not like they're supposed to be a competition (i mean so it's not degrading) but i would alwasy give up if i realized i didn't have a shot and i would never make the first move because of rocky relationships in the past and being used or played by a lot of people. But last night i realized to not back down anymore and give it my all. i'm not going to sit back and wait anymore for my opportunity to come to be with a girl, i'm going out there on a sturdy branch and going for it instead of watching as*holes and fatties get the girls by being a d*ck and some still go for that. i've come a long way from being a fatass myself to getting in shape and looking good, and now it's my turn. Nothing worth having ever comes easy, so those of you with relationship problems, look in the mi
Read This
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new m
General Stuff
Saw this in a bulletin and had to blog it. Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to di
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How Can This Be Real??
I cannot believe this SHIT!! (Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart Senate Office Building Phone (202) 224 3254 Washington DC , 20510 Dear Senator Harkin, As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get The process started before everyo
Please Help
please help my brother hes a great guy and goes way out of his way for others
Wats On My Mind
WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME FOR MISTAKES MADE IN MY PAST TO PUT ME DOWN FOR YOUR OWN PLEASURE & WHEN I CRY ALL YOU DO IS LAUGH THE WORD LOVE AND ALL THE EFFORT PUT INTO IT YOU JUST LOOK FOR THINGS TO THROW IT AWAY WHY DONT YOU JUST SAY IT TO MY FACE INSTEAD OF EASILY RUNNING AWAY A LIFE CAME ALONG AS WE BOTH KNOW IT WASNT ASKED FOR NOR WAS IT EXPECTED BUT IT SHOULD BE TAKEN AS BLESSING NOT JUST A PROBLEM NEGLECTED AS I LOOK IN THE MIRROR I CRY AT WHAT I SEE ALL CONFIDENCE LOST NOT KNOWING WHAT I WANT TO BE AND AS YOU STEADILY TEAR ME DOWN MY LOVE FOR YOU STAYS STRONGER THEN EVER TOO MUCH PRIDE TO SHOW A FROWN STILL ALLOWING YOU TO THINK YOU SO SLICK, SO CLEVER AND AS THE NIGHT FALLS I LET GO ALL MY FEARS MY PRIDE HITS THE FLOOR AND MY FAKE SMILE TURNS TO TEARS AS I SIT ON THE GROUND AND THROW EVERYTHING AWAY IM SAYING IT JUST TO HURT YOU TO LET YOU KNOW YOU MADE ME FEEL THIS WAY SO HOW DID IT FEEL WHEN
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THIS A SLIDE SHOW OF ME N MY BOIS SO IF U INTRESTED JUST HOLLA THIS MY NIGGA J-MONEY DIS MY HOME BOI LEO DONT BE SCARED TO HOLLA WE DONT BITE W/E U DO TRY N NOT TO LAUGH 1ST TIME TRIN LOL
Is There Really Freedom Of Religon??
This man was a decorated veteran who gave his life so we could enjoy the basic freedoms most take for granted.You know the simple things, freedom to speak our minds,get the job of our choice, worship in the church and faith of our choice. I am relieved to know that through the persistance of his widow, the Veterans Administration has allowed something as personally precious as the acknowledgement of faith to be honored. I know my brothers in the military understand this. They live in harms way so we don't have to! For that I can't express my gratitude. To my younger brother, Doug, thank you! Thank you for takingthe time to "read my mind". (The original article follows) Still not accepted as equal! At the Veterans Memorial Cemetery in the small town of Fernley, Nev., there is a wall of brass plaques for local heroes. But one space is blank. There is no memorial for Sgt. Patrick D. Stewart. That's because Stewart was a Wiccan, and the U.S. Department of Vete
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She was a woman on a mission Here to drown a man for leavin So I set her up again to watch him drown She had just about succeeded When that low down no goodcheater Good for nothing came struttin' through the crown Oh he was layin' it on so thick He never missed a lick Professing his never ending love Oh but I never will forget, when she stood up and said Well I guess you think we're just goinna kiss and makeup don't ya (That's when she said) Why don't you kiss...kiss this And I don't mean on my rosy red lips Me and You, oh we are through And there's only one thing left for you to do You just come on over here one last time Pucker up and close your eyes, and kiss this...good bye Well the next thing I recall She had him back against the wall Chewing him like a bulldog on a bone She was putting him in his place And I mean right up in his face Draggin' him down a list of done me wrongs It was just about now that the crowd gathered round They came to wat
A Lazy Dimond Studded Junkie
ok i just got on this site! an i have been fluttering about trying to check people out an see how things are done on other peoples pages! not trying to duplicate just seeing a guide line! i tend to wander about a bit! an i hve ADD not the good kind but the kind that is almost annoying at times!I wish i had the good kind! ever notice how there are good kinds of everything i mean even the shit no one wants! there are good kinds an there is the kind everyone else gets! i hate that fact that things are broken down into simplistic things but they happen! i was very happy i saw a nun at wally world an i ran up an touched her on her shoulder( i have a slight nun fetish) i said sorry an of course her being a nun she said it was ok! so i kept doin it! she kept forgiving me! it was rather fun! until i realized that might be taken as a slightly creepy an odd! but i cant help it nuns rock! in a very none religious way! i mean take god out of the nun an nuns kick much as! you cant take god out of
The Screams
The screams over power my mind but the touches over power my body, in the eyes is where you'll see the pain but in the heart is where you'll feel the love. To run and hide is what I crave, yet the love in your embrace is what I live for. Your rage makes me cower in fear but the fear draws me closer, when our lips meet for what feels like the first time, the urge that flows through my body. At that moment I am puddy in your grasp as your hand violently grips my ass and your lips graze across my neck sending elaborate chills through-out my body. In the beat of my heart I surrender myself to you as you caress my upper leg with your fingure tips, slowly inching your way up my stomach and gripping by breast forcefully. Your tongue approaches my nipple eager and swifly. Up to my lips afresh, gently massaging my tongue with yours, you pry open my legs and disclose your firm cock and attempt to enter my wet more than ready, anticipated....Was it fear that brought me to this point of euphoric e
Life Has To Better
I'm sorry but I've had enuff. Moved Arkansas a few monthes ago from Georgia. I thought life would be better new start. He's gotten worse. I love my husband but I hate him. I'm not going to explain. I'm just venting. I'm a widow on weekends, he comes home whenever he's done drinking and whoring around. I can't take this anymore. He's making my soul die inside. I have to go back home. Anything is better than this. whew. that felt good. have more to say but not going to at this time. Will post another vent another time. Wow, didn't know just that little bit would help that much.
Mk's Ramblings
Not to be confused with Second Worst Date Ever. So, a few months ago I was talking with this guy online and on the phone. A Methodist Preacher who was taking a break to pursue his PhD in Theology down in Virginia Beach. He was polite, intelligent and funny online and on the phone. And so, after some time chatting I promised this guy a date--but not until after August first. My daughter was here for the summer, and I become a recluse when she is around, but I digress. So after my daughter is safely back with her father I call him up, make plans for him to drive up and I would give him a tour of DC. And so he does. He arrives in town perfectly on time; I am just leaving my shift when he calls. We go back to my place so I can change and freshen up. And then we head over to one of my favorite restaurants for dinner. This Methodist Preacher surprises me by ordering Wild Turkey and Coke (my drink also). And we have dinner (I have chicken and rotini pasta and he has the jambalay
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I am not trying to sound like a bitch but unless we are friends and u comment and rate my shit please remove me from your list! I don't mean to be rude but I have lots of friends on my list and not one of them come to my profile or rates me. Then some of you don't even read my bulletins. Why are u on my list if you don't help me? I help people that help me and most of them are actually my friends. Thanks That's Right She's Back on the air waves live In The Morgue Lounge! Click on one of the images and come on in!
Too Much Fun
I recently met someone, I'm not sure were its going but I'm having a blast hanging with her!!! I must have dreamed a thousand dreams Been haunted by a million screams But I can hear the marching feet They're moving into the street Now, did you read the news today? They say the danger has gone away But I can see the fire's still alight They're burning into the night There's too many men, too many people Making too many problems And there's not much love to go around Can't you see this is a land of confusion? This is the world we live in And these are the hands we're given Use them and let's start trying To make it a place worth living in Oh, superman, where are you now? When everything's gone wrong somehow? The men of steel, these men of power Are losing control by the hour This is the time, this is the place So we look for the future But there's not much love to go around Tell me why this is a land of confusion This is the world we live in And these
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Thoughts Of A Madwoman!
His fingers caress the softest part of me, teasing, showing me what is to come. He takes his time to make the moment just right. He's gentle, kind, wants to please me. For everything he does right to my body he will never understand that no matter how he touches me, no matter how sincere he is it will never be whole. He might have his whole mind and soul there, but me I'm absent. It's empty and alone just a carnal moment of pleasure to make time pass by. Too much alcohol has clouded my better judgement and I gave in to temptation. He's there but I can't see him, I can't see anyone. My head is spinning but is it the booze or is it the fact I can't stop thinking of you, wishing it was you that was here with me right at this very moment. To him there are feelings and emotions involved, for me it is an empty cold one night fling that will never be anything more. Selfish, mean, shallow, I might be. I would never do something so rash or careless. I'm the good girl who does not make ripples i
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In A Field Away From Reality...
....so the other night I was laying in bed and I had a "daydream". I say daydream cause I know that I was not sleeping, and yet it was so vivid that it felt like I was not in bed anymore. I've thought about weather I should make this blog private or not and have decided to make it public because I'm curious to see what people will put for comments and what not. Well, here it is: I was standing in a field that could only be described as something very similar to the great plains......a vast field of rolling hills covered in lush green grass. There was a light, warm breeze blowing, sending ripples across the plain. I stood upon the top of one of the endless hills throughout that field. I looked around to see if there was anything about this place that would clue me in as to where I was at. The more I looked around the more I realized that I was standing in a vast nothingness. But to my surprise, Fear, Doubt, Anxiety nor Trepidation accosted me. While I was looking, I saw what lo
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Fire Me Up!!
Midnight shift, the absolute worst one I could work. Why in God's name did that sorry bitch have to call in? Sure she's fine and dandy during the week, but when it comes time for her to do something productive she's fallen ill. Or so she says; I hope they fire her ass. Underneath all that bullshit, is my lover boy in our bed at home. Oh, how i wish I was in his arms right now, as he caresses my body. I lick his nipple, then just lightly nibble, harder and harder till I get a response out of him. Up again to that face and those beautiful blue eyes that look into mine and realize he ain't getting sleep anytime soon tonite... Gently kiss his neck, along his ridgid jaw line, down to his chest, pausing to play with his nipples. Down again grazing kisses, nibbles, and my hands along the length of him, hard and erect from my touch. Mmmm, it doesn't take long for him to realize the sensual warmth enclosing him is tight, wet and hot. I ride him hard only for a few minutes, taking his
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Thank You To All That Helped Me In The Happy Hour Contest
I just wanted to Say Thank you so much for all your help in the Happy Hour Contest hosted by Thomas. I realized after joining that there was no way for me to be able to commit in the time needed to pull off a contest with leveling. So I had asked to be removed and gave up. Even though I gave up some of you didn't. Thank you to all that bombed me. I was in 4 place a few days ago and decided to try to go for 3rd place. So many of you was willing to go and add him as a friend to help me. Thank you for the hours you put in to help me win 3rd place. Congratulations to Lady Di the winner of the contest. To both Lady Di and Hollie I say you both did an outstanding job.Much Love & Respect BooBoo
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In The Bed ....
We had been talking on the phone for a couple of months. I don’t know what the hold up was but he finally got up the nerve to come meet me. My threats to stop talking to him on the phone until we meet probably helped him along. Anyway, he came and picked me up and we just went for a ride and got some smoothies. The conversation was cool and we vibed pretty good. He seemed nervous but that was to be expected during a first meeting. We came back to my house but I could not invite him in because my kids were home. We sat in the car and talked for awhile and I decided to go in. I was going into the house through the garage. When I was halfway into the garage, he called out my name and jumped out of the car. “Hold up”, he said as he came up to me in the garage. He boldly stepped into my space, took hold of my arm, just behind my elbow and whispered into my ear, “Let me come in.” As he began to nuzzle my neck, I felt my heart pounding in my chest. I laughed nervously and told him th
Sea World
I woke up at 530 am to the sound of my raider alram clock screaming "Touchdown Raiders" "Touchdown Raiders" I reached over and hit snooze, I swear I heard madden say get up you lazy ass. I bounded out of bed, eyes still swollen shut from the 3 hrs of sleep between now and the REO speedwagon concert, My Raider jammies were bunched up, an my big toe was pertruding thru my left footsie on my jammies, I stumbled into my bathroom, making sure that I stubbed the big toe that was sticking out on the bed...my eyes were wide open then. I turned on the shower and hoped in, then i hoped out and took of my jammies, I cleaned all the important parts, some of them twice, it felt good. I grabbed the clothes I had laid out and got dressed, man I was dead sexy.........I went and woke up my kids, it was like waking up 1 week old puppies, all wobely and stubling around with their eyes closed...I even think they had puppie breath........I put all the luggage and coolers outside , As I waited for my sister
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im an Aquarius wich one are yoiu Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label. LEO: The Lion in bed Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at shit. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Loyal.Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Great when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. CAPRICORN The passionate Lover Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Freak in bed, one of a kind. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget.
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