wow frat brothers wedding. groomsman, we been best friends forever. we pledged together. asks me to make a toast after the best man with no time to prepare,i stand up already about half lit and belt out a little toast that we had created while pledging. it goes like this....
"Heres to the breezes
that blows through the treeses
that liftes there skirts above their
kneeses.
And shows you that spot
you know that spot.
that teases and pleases and spreads
diseases, like HIVses, sweet jesus.
What a snatch! Down the hatch."
it was a bittersweet moment for me. you could see that he couldn't have been more pleased.
