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Rascal Clark's blog: "Rascal"

created on 12/08/2006  |  http://fubar.com/rascal/b32592

How I met Brandie

After stumbling out of a bar, I started to cross the street at the cross walk because I am such a grade A citizen. As I take one foot off the curb, I hear this sound of tires grinding across the payment. I turn to look over my shoulder and I see this silver lancer coming right at me, but it’s not the vehicle laying rubber on the pavement. Frozen like a deer in headlights, I try frantically to get out of way. As the lancer gets closer I can see the person driving, it looks like she is practicing her “Rocker” squint in the rear view mirror. As her shrunken head hanging from the rear view mirror sways back in forth, she realizes that she is going to hit me, she slams on her brakes and swerves to try and avoid me. But it’s too late… she slams into me and I go flying… her car finally comes to a complete stop 20 yards past me, then I see the reverse lights come on and she starts to backup. As I am feeling relieved that she actually stopped, she runs me over again. Now I am stuck under the driver door. The door swings open and she looks down and grins and says “Opps”. After peeling me out from under her car, she offers to take me to the hospital, I agree because I am bleeding profusely. She throws me a trash bag and pops the trunk and throws me in there. I feel the car stop and the trunk pops, she tells me that we are here… as the doctors start to wheel me into the hospital, she hands me a card with her CherryTap address on it. “When you get out of here, add me to your friends” she says as she gets back in her car and peals away… That’s how I met Brandie
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