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Pauly's blog: "randoms"

created on 12/07/2007  |  http://fubar.com/randoms/b165010

i want a fu wife

if ur interested let me no and tell m why u want to be

Valentine Application

This is the " Valentine Application." Everyone knows there's at least one person on myspace that you want to be your Valentine. Heres the application for that special someone. Doesnt matter if ur taken... Let's see who replys back with the following filled out. Have Fun. Area 1: Please provide honest answers. Name: Age: Phone: Height: Do you Drive: State You Live In: School: Grade: May I Call You: Single or Taken: Would You Date Me: Kiss On First Date: Will You Send This Back To Me?: Area 2: What would you do if I... I made a move on u: I kissed you: I lived next door to you: I asked you on a date: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: I got into a fight and you weren't there? I asked u to have sex? I asked u out? Area 3: What do you think about my... Personality: Eyes: Hair: Body: Area 4: Have you ever.... Lied to make me feel better? Wanted to kiss me? Wanted to kill me? Broke my heart? Kept something important from me? Area 5: Would you: "X" marks the spot [ ]Kiss me.. [ ]Hug me.. [ ]Date me.. [ ]Suck my _______! [ ]grab my ass.. [ ]Kill me.. [ ]Love me.. [ ]Hate me.. [ ]Hold me.. [ ]Lie to me.. [ ]Hurt me.. [ ]Sing with me.. [ ]Dance with me.. [ ]Grind with me.. [ ]Cuddle with me.. [ ]Let me make a move on you.. [ ]Make a move on me.. [ ]Watch a movie with me.. [ ]Get me a B-day gift.. [ ]Let me borrow your car.. [ ]Be there for me.. [ ]Buy me a drink.. [ ]Bring me around your friends.. [ ]Give me a massage.. [ ]Drink kool-aid with me.. [ ]Take advantage of me.. [ ]Hangout with me... [ ]Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good.. [ ]Hold hands with me.. [ ]Do something incredibly sweet for me.. [ ]tell me you love me

attention everyone

im gonna make salutes tonight if u want one they range from 5000 fu bucks to 10,000 fu bucks want one let me no
10 things in golf that sound dirty 1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again. OKay question is how many of u guys actually have a nice shaft and follow through till ur womans pleasured ? womens comments are welcome also:)
So You Think You Know Me... (2 Points) My name: (4 Points) My last name: (4 Points) Who am I in love with: (1 Points) Where did we meet: (6 Points) Take a stab at my middle name: (1 Points) Where do I work: (3 Point) What am I afraid of: (2 Points) Do I smoke : (3 Points) Do I drink: (3 points) Do you think Im a virgin: (1 Point) Do I have any siblings: (2 Points) How many: (2 Points) What's one of my favorite things to do: (1 Point) How many piercings do I have: (4 Points) How many tattoos do I have: (3 Points) What's my favorite type of music: (4 Points) Am I shy or outgoing: (3 Points) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: (2 Points) Whats my favorite color: (3 Points) Name something I hate: (4 Points) Name a talent I have: (4 Points) Whats my phone number: (4 Points) What kind of sneakers do I wear: (4 Points) Do I have any pets: (2 Points) Who am I dating/likeing right now: (5 Points) How long have I been dating them: (5 points) How tall am I: (5 Points) What is my worst habit: (5 Points on creativeness) If I were stranded on a desert island, what would I bring: i'll send you your grade... 80-85 Points; Family or Best friends 70-79 Points; Awesome friend 40-69 Points; Friend. 20-39 Points; You need to chill with me more and get to know me 00-19 Points; well ur a sucky friend or you didn't care about this lol

sex haha

1st kind of sex is called smurf sex this kind of sex happens when u first meet someone and u both have sex until u are blue in the face. 2nd kind of sex is called kitchen sex this is when u have been with ur partner for a short time and u are so needy u will have sex anywhere even in the kitchen. 3rd kind of sex is called: bedroom sex this is when u have been with ur partner for a long time ,your sex has gotten routine and u usually have sex in the bedroom. 4th kind of sex is called hallway sex this is when u been with ur partner for to long when u pass each other in the hallway u both say screw u. 5th kid of sex is called religious sex which means you get nun in the morning,nun in the afternoon,nun at night (very popular) 6th kind of sex is courtroom sex this is when u cannot stand ur wife or hubby anymore, he or she takes u to court and screws u in front of everyone. 7th kind of sex is called social security sex u get a little each month,but not enough to enjoy ur self. so u agree with theses

joke

whats the difference between a 1 nite stand and a washer???? the washing machine doesnt follow u around for a week after u put your load in

SIGN PICS

ill make u a sign pic depending on what u want they range from 2000 fu bucks to 10,000 fu bucks so if u want one let me no and ill do it

sex facts

"If you believe in having sex....." sexual facts all men and women should know!!! 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capacity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy". 2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra. 3) 60% of women have had breast implants. 4) 75% of women like giving/getting oral sex. Harder isn't better. A gentle touch is preferred. (listen to this guys,....we mean it) 5) 95% of women shave their privates. +Both+ -------------------------------- 1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and women. ( see i told ya) 2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage. 3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way. ( 4) Teens are most likely to have sex for the first time in June. 5) First-time intercourse is often unplanned, meaning it's less likely teens will use contraception. 6) Virginity is often lost with a person they haven't been dating. +5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+ --------------------------------------------- 1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150 calories every half an hour. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation. 2) You won't get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to get sick. 3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being. Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women who dont have sex. 4) Makes you look better; problem is that ugly people don't get any. Sex releases hormones which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique. 5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to 10 years younger than you really are. Did You Know? ---------------------------------------- 1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up to running 75 miles!!!! If you don't repost this you will have bad sex for 7 years (who wants that?) Repost this as "If you believe in having sex....."

HEY EVERYONE

TODAY IS MY FRIENDS BIRTHDAY CAN U HELP HER TO LEVEL UP SHE NEEDS 18,000 image.php?u=692320&i=897849057&tn=1 THANKS EVERYONE
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