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created on 09/28/2006  |  http://fubar.com/random/b7709

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1) Do you drive the speed limit? i set my own limits 2) Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? hahhahahahah why ask me 3) What's the fastest you've ever driven? 140+ 4) Do you listen to music in your car? most of the time 5) Would you rather be the driver or the passenger? DRIVER 6) Do your passengers like to be backseat drivers? Dont care dont ask lol 7)Whats the longest distance you've ever driven in one day?Michigan to Cali 8) Where was the first place you drove when you got your license? To matts to go hunting 9) Did you have restrictions on where you could drive when you first got your license? NO 8) What kind of car do you drive? 86 mustang T-top and 93 jeep cherokee 9) What was your first car? 89 suzuki 10) How many cars have you owned? 7 11) Did you pass your learner's permit test the first time? yes 12) Are you nervous about driving over bridges/tunnels? NOPE 13) Do you have a lot of junk in your car? nope 14) Is your car clean? cars cleen jeep's muddy 15) Do you sing while driving? yep 16) Ever driven around without going anywhere? YEA 17) Ever followed somone while driving just to see where they were going? lol no 18) Do you use cruise control? ya 19) Do you blast your music? oh yeah 20) Ever run a red light? lol yes 21) Ever been chased by the cops? ha unfortunatly 22) Ever been in an accident? 2 not my fault 23) Ever have a flat tire? ya 24) Ever had something else happen to your car? lol where would i start 25) Does your car have a sunroof? t-tops 26) Is your transmission automatic or stickshift? automatic 27) Does your car get good gas mileage? jeep does...car...ha no 28) Ever run out of gas? in the bronco 29) Ever run over an animal with your car? lol doesent everyone 30) What year is your car? car is an 86 31) Most passengers you've ever had in your car? 7 32) Places you usually drive your car? everywhere 33) Ever get your car stuck somewhere? lol its not fun unless ur getin stuck 34) Ever back your car into something/someone back theirs into yours? nope 35) Ever get a parking ticket? NO 36) Ever driven without a license?YEAH 37) Ever race your car? lol yep got a racing ticket on my wall 38) Have a good driver's ed teacher?YEAH 39) Ever had your windshield wipers stop working? NO 40) Ever lock your keys in your car? ya 41) Anyone ever throw up in your car? NOPE 42) Ever lose your keys? no 43) Ever have a dead battery? yep 43) Ever hit a paperbox or run in a ditch? lol....people do that haha 44) Ever leave your lights on? ya 45) Do you have a car payment? NO 46) Ever drive drunk?.....neverrrrr 47) Drive drunk people? ALWAYS 48) Ever come close to getting in an accident but didnt? YUP 49) Do you like driving? its my life 50) Do you like your car? yess

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1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA 9. You normally don't find old beer. One point to BEER 10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VAGINA 11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA 12. In most countries there's a tax on beer. One poin t to VAGINA 13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER 14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER 15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down. One point to BEER 16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner,ale,lager,etc One point to BEER 17. You always know how much beer is going to cost One point to BEER 18. Beer doesn't have a mother One point to BEER 19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it One point to BEER 20. Tapping a Keg... easy. Tapping a Vagina... may take you weeks. One Point to BEER Final Score 11 BEER/ 8 VAGINA That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER repost this if it made you laugh, cry or just want to get laid and have a beer

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ive not been on here for a while work and cars and people have kept me from relaxing and being me but ive realized that nothing is worth stressing urself out 24/7 money nor "popluarity" so im back ive picked up a new project a 93 jeep cherokee and i am sellin my baby 86 mustang t-top i dont have much to write about but ill think of something at a later time
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