Why do they call it a freeway when our tax dollors pay for it? That ain't really free.
Why is it I can watch a really gory movie while eating and not have an upset stomach? Yet if I were to see something like that for real it would make me ill.
Why is it when you're at work you never can find a manager when you need one, yet when you don't need one they're right there breathing down your neck?
Why is it some of the people you work with can get away with shit yet if you do it, you're either suspended or worse yet fired?
Why don't your own farts stink but everyone elses do?
Why do people bitch about wrestling being fake when these same people will watch movies and enjoy them?
Why can't I get the most annoying song out of my head(Drop It While It's Hot)?
Why can't people remember Elvis for being a great singer and not some overweight drug addict?