OMFG! I'm at my sisters, right? And I'm playin around with my baby nephew (Caleb, 2 1/2) and niece (Elise, 1 1/2). So baby Caleb comes running and jumps into my lap and biffs me in the eye with his big ole noggin. As I'm holding and rubbing my eye, all of a sudden (and unbeknownst to me at first) he PUKES on me!!!!! Now anyone who knows me, knows that I DO NOT deal with baby fluids AT ALL! My first instinct was to get him away from me, which I did (GENTLY!). I slid him off my lap, freaked for a second about all the barf on me, then asked him if he was ok, he nodded yes, then I totally freaked about being ralphed on, LOL! I'm screaming at my sister to find me something to wear as I hobble to the bathroom without letting my legs touch, because, yes, there was even puke in my crotch. I get to the bathroom and I'm tryin to strip without gettin any on my skin, and all I can hear is my sister and my two oldest nephews (Damon, 10; Daylan, 6) laughin their asses off at me! I'm in there gaggin at the smell (they thought I was pukin too) and I'm like "this is why I can never have kids!". They were all damn near pissin themselves, they were laughing so hard. Now that it's over and my clothes are being washed, I guess I can see the hilarity in the situation. Hope everyone who reads this gets a good laugh for the day!
♥PenisFlytrap♥
by Jessica Holter, a.k.a. Ghetto Girl Blue, Founder of the Punany Poets
