Yesterday, I'm standing outside the grocery store watching this guy talk to his son.  They are approached by a man in a suit who says he's new in town and is looking to find the post office. 

After they tell him, he says he'a a preacher and is starting at a church nearby.  He asked them to come in and he can help them find God and get into heaven.  The Dad looks uncomfortable and doesn't seem to know what to say.

WHEN!  The son chimes in with, "With all due respect Mister, you can't even find the post office."

That kid is AWESOME.