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Besame Mucho's blog: "Playa."

created on 05/08/2007  |  http://fubar.com/playa/b80846

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I AM HUNGRY = I AM HUNGRY 2. I AM SLEEPY = I AM SLEEPY 3. I AM TIRED = I AM TIRED 4. NICE DRESS = NICE CLEAVAGE! 5. I LOVE YOU = LET'S HAVE SEX NOW

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. YES = NO 2. NO = YES 3. MAYBE = NO 4. WE NEED = I WANT 5. I AM SORRY = YOU'LL BE SORRY 6. WE NEED TO TALK = YOU'RE IN TROUBLE 7. SURE, GO AHEAD = YOU BETTER NOT 8. DO WHAT YOU WANT = YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS LATER 9. I AM NOT UPSET = OF COURSE I AM UPSET, YOU MORON! 10. YOU'RE VERY ATTENTIVE TONIGHT = IS SEX ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT?
DO YOU KNOW THE THREE RINGS OF MARRIAGE? "The three Rings of marriage" 1. Engagement Ring 2. Wedding Ring 3.suffer Ring
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