-Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. She'd like your phone number. She wants to know where she can get a hold of me in the morning.
-So do you fuck, suck and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak?
-Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
-You know, you really piss me off. You are the most disgusting bitch I have ever seen. Absolutely disgraceful. Wanna suck my hairy balls?
-Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to.
-Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next
generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
-I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears
-My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
-You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
-I MAY NOT BE THE BEST LOOKING GUY HERE, BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE TALKING TO YOU.
-Man - Excuse me, want to dance?
Woman - No.
Man - Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!
-I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.
-You're ugly but you intrigue me.
-No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
-I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good
-Man - Do you like to dance?
Woman - Yes !
Man - Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
-WHY DON'T YOU GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND SMILE LIKE A DOUGHNUT?
-Can I touch your belly button...from the inside?
-Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks
-I'm gonna hit you like a snow storm. I'll give you 6-8 inches and you won't be able to leave your house for three or four days.
-I may be drunk woman, but you are ugly, and I will be sober in the morning.
-To the girl: You see this watch, it is my james bond watch.it is very high tech. very expensive, and it is telling me that you don't have any underwear on!!!!
Girl: oh Really!!!!
You: (tap the watch like it is broken): oh, I am sorry it is an hour fast:
-Sit on my Lap. We'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
-True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
-Would you like to have kids with me? No? Well, then, would you just like to practice?
-Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.
-Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under...
-I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
-First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
-Your place or mine? Tell you what, I'll flip a coin.
Head at my place, tail at yours.
-Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say: "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
-Do you like apples?(If the answer is yes): Well, then, how 'bout I take you home and fuck the shit out of you. How do like them apples?
-So, you want someone who will cook for you?
I'll cook for you -- how about tomorrow morning?
-I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.
-Hey,good lookin', whatcha got cookin'? Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vagina!
-Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
-Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw
-I could tell you I really like you for your intelligence, your wit, and your personality. But I'm honest... let's have sex.
-Would you like to come back to my place for a drink and a fuck, or don't you drink?
-I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
-Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet or dangerous curves ahead?
-That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
-That's a nice smile you've got, shame that's not all you're wearing.
-Do you know what would look absolutely terrific on you? Me.
-Your body is like a haiku in motion.
-What screws like a tiger and winks? (follow it up with a wink)
-Fuck me if I am wrong, but you look like you want to kiss me.
-Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
-Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
-Man ..wanna come back to mine for a pizza and a fuck
Girl.. NO
Man ... I take it you dont like pizza then?
