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Personals Ad!
created @ 12/20/2006 05:28 pm
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I am a single secure woman, 1961 model, low mileage, and high performance. Bumped a few times, but never wrecked. Proven ability to hug the road and not wander off course. Warm, affectionate, sensitive interior, never soiled. Factory equipped package includes stereo, humor, depth, imagination and intelligence. Radio picks up all kinds of rock, soft rock, R&B, country rock and pop. Spacious seats (__Y__) with plenty of room for passenger...runs on high-octane fun and romance, lifetime supply included.

Available for inspection by male drivers only, prefer affectionate men, dependents ok, eye-catching exterior, self-confident, intelligent, warm, sincere with sense of humor and full set of tools.

Only driven once a year! LOL!!! To arrange test drive, please write or call me at the Rejection Hotline toll free - 641-985-7888 (anytime). HAPPY MOTORING!

My question -- DID IT MAKE YOU LAUGH??
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