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GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H-CANCER I-PISCES J-AQUARIUS K-TAURUS L-SAGITTARIUS 9.PICK A PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE SEX AT OUT OF THESE... A. ASTRO VAN B. ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING C. PARK D. AIR PLANE E. ELEVATOR F. ALL OF THE ABOVE 10.YOUR PHONE SERVICE? A. SPRINT/NEXTEL B. VERIZON C. T-MOB./CINGULAR D. ALTEL E. CRICKET F. SUNCOM G. BOOST MOB H. METROPCS 11.PICK AN ANIMAL A. LION B. LIZARD C. SNAKE D. MONKEY 12.PICK A TOPPING A. CHOCOLATE SYRUP B. HONEY C. WHIP CREAM D. NUTS 13.WHICH WAY? A. UP B. DOWN C. SIDEWAYS NOW THINK OF THE PERSON YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON OR A PERSON WHOSE ASS YOU JUST WANNA SMACK========= ***ANSWERS**** 1. A. LIGHT COLOR------ (4) POINTS B. CHANGE COLORS- (5) POINTS C. DARK---------------- (4) POINTS 2. A. SEDUCE THEM--------------- (5) POINTS B. JUST CHILL------------------- (2) POINTS C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE- (4) POINTS 3. A. RAIN--------------- (3) POINTS B. THUNDERSTORM- (5) POINTS C. SUNNY------------- (4) POINTS D. CLOUDY----------- (2) POINTS 4. A. STRAWBERRYS- (5) POINTS B. CHERRYS-------- (4) POINTS C. GRAPES---------- (3) POINTS D. PEACHES-------- (4) POINTS E. KIWI-------------- (5) POINTS 5. A. NIGHT-------- (4) POINTS B. DAY----------- (3) POINTS C. AFTERNOON- (5) POINTS 6. A. FALL-------- (3) POINTS B. SUMMMER- (4) POINTS C. SPRING---- (2) POINTS D. WINTER--- (5) POINTS 7. -HEADBOARD-------- (5) POINTS -NO HEADBOARD-- (2) POINTS 8. LEO---------- (5) POINTS VIRGO------- (5) POINTS SCORPIO--- (5) POINTS LIBRA-------- (3) POINTS GEMINI------ (4) POINTS ARIES-------- (3) POINTS CAPRICORN- (3) POINTS CANCER------ (4) POINTS PISCES------- (5) POINTS AQUARIUS--- (4) POINTS TAURUS------ (5) POINTS SAGITTARIUS- (4) POINTS 9. A. ASTRO VAN------------------------------ (3) POINTS B. ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING- (4) POINTS C. PARK------------------------------------- (2) POINTS D. AIR PLANE------------------------------- (5) POINTS E. ELEVATOR------------------------ (5) POINTS F. ALL OF THE ABOVE-------------------- (10) POINTS 10. A. SPRINT/NEXTEL- (5) POINTS B. VERIZON------------- (4) POINTS C. T-MOB./CINGULAR----- (3) POINTS D. ALTEL----------------- (5) POINTS E. CRICKET-------------- (2) POINTS F. SUNCOM-------------- (3) POINTS G. BOOST MOB---------- (4) POINTS H. METROPCS-------------(5) POINTS 11. A. LION------ (5) POINTS B. LIZARD--- (3) POINTS C. SNAKE--- (4) POINTS D. MONKEY- (3) POINTS 12. A. CHOCOLATE SYRUP- (3) POINTS B. HONEY--------------- (2) POINTS C. WHIP CREAM------- (5) POINTS D. NUTS----------------- (3) POINTS 13. A. UP----------- (2) POINTS B. DOWN------ (3) POINTS C. SIDEWAYS- (5) POINTS NOW ADD THE POINTS UP (FOR THE SLOW ONES) SCORES!!!!! 25-34= PRIESTS SON/DAUGHTER. MIGHT AS WELL SAVE IT TILL MARRIAGE. 35-49= PRETTY FREAKY BUT THERES STILL A COUPLE OF TRICKS U CAN LEARN... FROM ME. 50-70= TOTAL OUTRAGEOUS FREAK! OMG! CALL ME!!!! NO SERIOUSLY START DIALING!*** NOW REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 2 MINUTES AND YOU WILL HAVE GOOD LUCK WITH THE PERSON YOU THOUGHT OF! REPOST AS: FREAK IN BED TEST, I GOT A ()

What is your Love Profile

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Taurus - Your Love Profile

Your positive traits:

You tend to stick with relationships - through the good and the bad.
You are a great listener and tend to give valuable advice.
Cautious and careful, you never jump in recklessly... saving yourself from heartbreak.

Your negative traits:

Money is very important to you, so much so that it's a cause of arguments in relationships.
If your lover isn't loyal or attentive enough to you, your eyes start to wander...
You tend to keep things inside - so your partner may not know when or why you're upset.

Your ideal partner:

Is stable, serious, and ready to be committed to you.
Is successful and able to provide you with the lifestyle you crave.
A true romantic, who is willing to express their desire for your heart.

Your dating style:

Comfortable and traditional. You'd love to have a nice meal at a cozy restaurant.

Your seduction style:

Love comes first for you before you'd even think of intimacy.
Traditional: you're not a cold fish - but you're not into kink either.
Pleasing... you always make sure that your partner is having a good time.

Tips for the future:

Be willing to change your mind. Who you think is the love of your life may be very wrong for you.
Try listening to your mate. While your stubborn streak is hard to break, sometimes your partner knows best.
Ligthen up! The first months of a relationship should be about fun, not intentions.

Best place to meet someone online:

American Singles - peek in on how much potential dates make, and what they do for a living.

Best color to attract mate: Pale blue

Best day for a date: Friday

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What Turns you on???

1142626184whip.jpg You scored as Whips. Your turn on is the "good ol'" whip. You either like to feel in charge during sex, or you like to feel pain. Sex isn't sex unless it's rough.

Whips

75%

Bondage

67%

Blind Folds

50%

Biting

42%

Blood

33%

Chains/Handcuffs

33%

What's Your Kinky Turn On?
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Sexual Horoscope

Taurus

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You are very stubborn, and your withdrawn nature makes you irresistible to hotties.
You like sex to be romantic and passionate, and you know just how to make it that way. Your partners cannot resist your spontaneous and gentle nature.
Sex matches: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn
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SEXUAL ANIMAL TEST

THIS QUIZ TO FIND OUT YOUR INNER SEXUAL ANIMAL..... WRITE DOWN THELETTERS YOU CHOOSE IN ORDER TO TABULATE AT THE END....NO CHEATING.... 1. Are you open to quickies? A. Rarely, I'd rather savor sex. B. Sure, if that's what my mate wants. C. Yes, when I suggest it. D. Anytime, anywhere. 2. Should your mate share a sexual fantasy with you? A. Sure, as long as I have a starring roll. B. Not often, I'd rather stick to the routine. C. I'd listen but probably won't act it out. D. Without a doubt and I'll share mine to. 3. Will you talk sexy to your mate? A. Anytime, words are but one of my charms. B. No but I won't mind if they talk sexy to me. C. Yes, but only if it's scripted. D. Absolutely, I'm a potently poetic bed mate. 4. Will you watch explicit videos? A. Yes, especially tasteful, high end production ones. B. I'm more comfortable watching them alone. C. Yes I go for instructional videos, books and tapes. D. Definitely the more variety the better. 5. Will you discuss sexual techniques? A. Only if I have to, I'd rather do it than talk about it. B. I'm open to hearing my mate's, but nervous about discussing my own. C. Yes - the more specific the guidelines, the better. D. I'm open to hearing my mate's then carrying it out with abandon. 6. Do you like oral sex? A. Yes, with the lights on so I can see all the action. B. If my mate does. C. If it's expected and if everyone has showered. D. Rocks my world! 7. Will you go for outrageous sex? (elevator, airplane, bathroom) A. I'm game if my mate is B. Not really. Spontaneity is not my cup of tea. C. No. Chaos and risk disturb my sense of order. D. The wilder the better! 8. When I'm feeling stressed out or anxious, I usually prefer: A. Closeness B. Solitude C. Doing something, reading, sports.... D. Daydreaming, hiking, walking.... 9. During sex I like, A. Sexy Talk B. Silent appreciation C. Knowing how to give my partner a great orgasm. D. Experimentation. 10. During sex I'm thinking about.. A. what I want B. What my partner wants C. What I should be doing D. My fantasies. 11. When it comes to sex, I usually A. initiate B. Wait to be invited. C. Schedule sex D. Am a spur of the moment type 12. I think of myself as: A. sharing and emotionally available. B. Agreeable and cooperative C. Rational and well-organized. D. Fun loving and creative. 13. Most of the time, I find myself romantically attracted to: A. Intelligent introverts B. Passionate extroverts C. Exciting daredevils or artistically creative types. D. Success driven, hardworking organizers. 14. When I'm having sex, what's important to me is: A. My pleasure. B. My partner's pleasure C. How well I'm performing D. Sexual variety and excitement. 15. When my romantic relationships end, I tend to be the one who: A. Leaves B. Is left C. Has a plan worked out. D. has another lover in the wings. 16. When it comes to sex, A. I ask for what I want B. I'd like my partner to "know" my body and what I want w/o having to ask for it C. I approach love making in a systematic way or mechanical way. D. I just go with the flow but the wilder the better. 17. I prefer sex A. when I'm horny B. when my partner is excited C. when it's planned and we've both showered. D. when it's spontaneous. [Answers are at the bottom!] Answers===============Ok, now go back and count how many of each letter you have. If you have mostly A's, you are a Lion. If you have mostly B's, you are a Bear. If you have mostly C's, you are a Bee. And if you have mostly D's, you are an Otter. Read your description below to discover your sexual personality. Lion: The energizer Lions are leaders in the boardroom and in the bedroom - caring,energetic, desperately to be wanted. Appearance is important for them and first impressions count. Lions love a challenge, mentally,physically, emotionally. Sound Great? Not always. High expectations can make Lions highly critical. Woman: You're likely to chose partners who offer you patience and nurturing - and you may find yourself getting bored with them quickly. Fora bed rocking sex life, you'll have to learn to be more tolerant. Temper your sexy strength with understanding. Men: You love to take charge of the action (and often take credit for her orgasm). But fear of abandonment may make you loath to ask for what you really want. Also, because of your competitive nature,you may have temporary problems with erection. Calm your anxiety by touching, in and out of bed, and by keeping her talking. When the communication is good, Lions are intensely exciting lovers. Bear: The stabilizer Bears exude deep-rooted strength and stability. But don't let their implacable exteriors fool you-they are very concerned with the opinions of others. Their greatest fear is rejection, which makes them slow to express their desires. They dislike being pressured into action but also dislike saying no. Over time even the most accommodating Bears can build a volcano of resentment that eventually explodes. Women: Your biggest challenge is to become more flexible. Move out of your security zone and say what you want (that also means saying no sometimes). Take a risk and make the first move in bed. Touch your lover in ways that feel good to you, not just in ways he likes. During sex, say something....anything. Men: Sexually, you are the strong, silent type. You love your routine-you don't need to waste time on new sexual positions. At your best, you are a deliberate lover who takes your time to give the best orgasm to your lover. At your worst, you become robotic. But generous bears are more than capable of moving beyond mechanical sex just makesure your comfortable before adding new dishes to the sex menu. Bee: The worker Ambitious, perfectionist bees want to excel at everything they do.Because they want things done just so, they're slow to relax and enjoy themselves. And their fear of failure makes even small decisions enormously significant for Bees. With their gallantry, bees are real charmers-meticulous lovers and faithful partners. But bee compulsiveness can drive away partners who don't share their need for order. Women: Your need for perfection makes you hard to reach, so make time in your ambitious schedule for intimacy. And when you talk during sex, focus on feelings and sensations, not just sexual goals.Surprise your guy with a new move now and then - and don't obsess about whether or not it's "right." Anything you do with gusto will be right. Men: Bees want to be clean and under control-even during orgasm.You won't be a screamer, but what you lack in spontaneity, you make up for in precision. You'll labor to get your sexual preferences right.Loosen up by discussing techniques, not feelings. And don't worry somuch. Bees are excellent learners. Respect the need for order, and sex will really give you a buzz. Otter: The player Otters know that life is about the journey, not the destination. They can turn a trip to the video store into an adventure. Otters love variety and they thrive with equally adventure some partners. They are excellent playmates who bring out the joy and spontaneity in their lovers. But otters loath routine and can be slow to commit.Predictability is not their strong point. Women: Your a sexual virtuoso, which may be threatening to more inhibited types. Remember, most guys need a little warm up before taking off on a sexual marathon. Delay your impulses once in a while.Sometimes pleasure postponed is the most potent. Men: Whatever your fantasy, you will be game to experience with your mate. You like to experiment with toys, lotions, and every position in the book. Focus on pleasure and put your worries out of your mind.Masterful otters like yourself let go of hurt and anger, do what youlove, and make sex extraordinary. BTW The Dragon is a BEAR!!!!

Shower Test

Shower Test: When you step into a shower, which part of the body do you wash first; a) chest b) face c) armpits d) hair e) privates f) shoulders g) others The following describes your character: a) Chest - You are practical person. Straightforward and do not beat around the bush. To you, convenience is of paramount importance. You hate to be distracted when concentrating and are impatient with people who do not see things your way. A good sex partner and willing to try new things. Your best partner in life will be those who chose d) hair. b) Face - Money is important to you and you will do anything to get it. Integrity and dignity is not important. You feel that friends are there to be used and life is one big hassle. Other people find it hard to understand you but you are not concerned as to what they think. Very self centred person. Average sex partner as too selfish and tend to be absorbed in self pleasure at the expense of your partner. Your best partner in life will be those who chose e) privates and g) others. c) Armpits - You are a dependable and hard working person. Generally a very popular person as you are very down to earth and willing to help others. Tend to get yourself into trouble as you cannot tell whether people are genuine towards you. Make very poor sex partners as you are the working type with average talent. Your best partner in life will be those who chose f)shoulders. d) Hair - Artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby but you can achieve what most other people cannot. Dedication is lacking but you will work tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking. Money is not important. Friends are but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types. Make the best sex partners as you are most willing to explore and please the other partner. Talent is your main strength. Your best partner in life will be those who chose a) chest and e) privates. e) Privates - Shy type. You lack self confidence and tend to be bullied by others. You do not have lots of friends as others find you boring and unattractive. Perseverance is not your strength and you tend to give up easily and at the first opportunity. However, you make an above average sex partner. You are able to show your true emotions to very few people. Hence in sex, you find your inner strengths. Your best partner in life will be those who chose b) face and d) hair. f) Shoulder - A born loser. You fail in everything that you do. People dislike you and you tend to spend your time alone. Your type have been known to be heavy gamblers and drinkers. You see the world as a living hell. Money and power is also important to you. But your luck will always fail you. You make a lousy sex partner. You will find it difficult to find a partner in life. Those who chose c) armpits are your only chance. g) Others - You are a very average person. Undoubtedly, you have your inner strengths but people find it hard to see. You must learn to be a little bit more adventurous and sell your potential. Deep down, you are a very likeable person with very few faults. However, the key will be to make your strengths stand out and not just hide your weaknesses. You are an average sex partner. You have great fantasies about different techniques but unfortunately are not brave enough to try them out. Your best partner in life will be those who chose b) face.
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