Ms Mojito's blog: "Old memories, but funny as shit. :)"

So this is my ex's kid, he's two here. And he's a cutie if he doesn't always look so unpleasant at me. And his father, might I add. :| Enjoy.

Okay, so my boyfriend at the time wanted to go to the bar with a few of our friends. He comes home... and this is what happens. Mind you, there's a wee bit a dick slapping, homo lovin' and flying pizza that we couldn't find. Enjoy fuckers. :p

So this is when I was living with my boyfriend at the time. And honestly, I really don't remember where he was when this happened. I think he was at my neighbor's. But anyhow, it was a friend of mine's birthday so I figured I'd bake him a cake, get him drunk, cook him a nice meal (Not in that order, mind you). Well, the couple of people who were there, figured, we're going to stick the candles into the HOT cake and ... well... you'll see. By the way, my friend whose birthday it was, was completely shitfaced, in my bathroom pukin' up what was left in his stomach. So enjoy. Hah.