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oh the horror!
created @ 11/10/2008 08:17 pm
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i got home from work and my wife had invited a friend from work over, this friend has a new baby... ok no big deal i like kids. so i go over to have a look at the little tyke... stifle a scream, throw up a little in my mouth and hightail it to my man room.

good lord that kid was fugly! i can't help but to think somewhere there's a family of yetis missing their offspring

now i know i didn't handle the situation all that good at first, but i was scared. so should i go out and tell her just how unique i think her kid is or should i round up the villagers, arm them with pitchforks and torches and run the little troll off?

on a side note do you have the heart to tell the mothers of these unfortunate troglodytes their kid is cute or do you feint from the shock?
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