.JB.RAD. I USED TO HAVE AN EXTREMELY LONG ABOUT ME BUT IT GOT ERASED AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY. NOW I'M REWRITING IT BUT TEN TIMES BETTER! OK, FIRST OFF I'M JIM CALL ME 'JB' ONLY CARLAA CAN CALL ME 'JB BAD RAD.' I'M 17 AND A SENIOR AT RARITAN HIGH SCHOOL ONLY BECAUSE I MISSED THE CUT-OFF DATE BY 4 HOURS. I WORK AT PERKINS AS A WAITER AND LOVE WHEN PEOPLE COME VISIT ME WITHOUT ME TELLING THEM TOO. I HATE WHEN PEOPLE COME AND VISIT ME WHEN I'M MAD BUSY OR COME BUT DON'T REQUEST ME TO BE THEIR SERVER. I HATE WHEN SOMETHING IS CLOSE TO MY FACE WHETHER IT BE A PERSON JOKING AROUND OR A BUG OR ANYTHIGN CLOSE IN MY FACE REALLY PISSES ME OFF. I DON'T LIKE WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME I'M SOMETHING I'M NOT. SUCH AS WHEN CARLA SAYS "I THINK YOU LIKE HIM MORE THEN YOU SAY YOU DO" WHY THE FUCK WOULD I SAY I DON'T LIKE SOMEONE IF I LIKE THEM?? I DRIVE A BRONZE DODGE DAKOTA WHICH I AM CURRENTLY SAVING UP TO WORK ON. I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE COMPLIMENT MY TRUCK BUT I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SMOKE OR RUIN IT IN ANY WAY. I LOVE MY FRIENDS. COCO, A-D-DAN THE MAN, GAB<3 ARE THE COOLEST PEOPLE TO HANG OUT WITH. THERE ARE MANY OTHER FRIENDS I JUST MENTIONED THE ONES WHO ACTUALLY LIKE TO HANG OUT WITH ME. JB IS THE NAME MURDERIN IS THE GAME. NATHAN THE SHARK CALLS ME J-BDDDDDAAAAAAATTT!! I DON'T DO DRUGS OR SMOKE. THE ONLY TIME I DO DRINK IS WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME OTHER THEN THAT I DON'T GO OUT LOOKING FOR IT BECAUSE I REALLY DON'T NEED ANYTHING AND I'LL BE AWESOME ANYWAY. I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SMOKE THEN TALK TO ME OR KISS ME BECAUSE IT IS THE MOST DISCUSTING THING EVER. I LAUGH AT REALLY HORRIBLE THINGS AND SAY REALLY HORRIBLE THINGS, BUT I AM A GREAT GUY =-D! I DON'T KNOW THE DIFFRENCE BETWEEN THERE OR THEIR SO IF YOU NOTICED I JUST SWITCH BETWEEN EACH. I HAVE OCD WITH MOST THINGS, BUT I'M NOT A WACKO. I SAY 'MAD' A LOT. I SAY 'HEADS' INSTEAD OF 'PEOPLE' AND I RECENTLY STARTED SAYING 'BILLS' INSTEAD OF 'MONEY.' I LIKE TO ACT GANGSTA AND LISTEN TO 50-CENT EVERY NOW AND AGAIN. WHEN I'M GOING TO FIGHT SOMEONE I LISTEN TO E.TOWN. I'M ALWAYS TIRED AND THINK THAT MY LIFE ISN'T REALLY GOING ANYWHERE SO I USUALLY GET UPSET ABOUT THAT AND DON'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.. O WELL. MY NEIGHBOR SEAN IS THE MAN WITH THE PLAN. I WAN'T TO BE A COP. SO I'M GOING TO COLLEGE, HOPEFULLY JOHN JAY COLLEGE OF CRIMINAL JUSTICE IN NYC, FOR CRIMINAL JUSTICE. THEIR IS ALSO ELMIRA IN NEW YORK, A COUPLE OTHERS I SHOULD CHECK OUT. IT WOULD BE REALLY HARD FOR ME TO LEAVE MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY. I PLAY BASS FOR TWO BANDS, 'BEFORE WE FADE' AND 'NO OUTLET.' I LOVE PLAYING BASS AND MY BASS IS THE REASON I QUIT RIDING BMX =-(. ANOTHER REASON I QUIT RIDING WAS BECAUSE CIRLCES MOVES FARTHER AND FARTHER AWAY. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST ME AND BILL NEVER HANG OUT ANY MORE =-(. MUSIC IS MY LIFE. I HATE SPENDING MONEY UNLESS IT'S ON MY TRUCK. I ALWAYS THINK I DON'T HAVE MONEY BUT I WORK FOUR DAYS A WEEK AND USUALLY COME HOME WITH $50 EVERY TIME I WORK. KILEY, SEAN, PANDAFINO AND OF COURSE COCO ARE THE GREASTEST GUYS EVER AND GREATEST MUSICIANS EVER. MAD PROPS. I HIT MY HEAVY BAG EVERYDAY IT IS MY WORK OUT. I HAVE CUTS ON MY KNUCKLES FROM ALWAYS HITTING IT AND I DON'T WAN'T TO GET GLOVES SO I WILL ALWAYS HAVE CUTS ON MY KNUCKLES. THINGS THAT MAKE ME WAN'T TO HIT MY HEAVY BAG ARE TEACHERS, TICKETS, WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO CHEER ME UP WHEN I'M MAD, AND WHEN MY PARENTS ANNOY ME. THINGS THAT DON'T MAKE ME WAN'T TO HIT MY HEAVY BAG ARE COCO, BASS, COMEDY CENTRAL, GAB. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKE AND KEEP MY PARENTS HAPPY. MOSTLY BECAUSE MY SISTER HAHA. SHE ALWAYS MAKES THEM MAD SO THEY TAKE IT OUT ON ME. NEXT LIFE I WAN'T TO BE A CRAB SO I CAN PINCH. I'M IMPATIENT IF THAT IS HOW YOU SPELL IT. I LIKE GETTING WHAT I WAN'T AS FAST AS POSSIBLE. WHEN I'M GETTING SOMETHING BIG IT HAS TO BE THE BEST IT CAN BECAUSE I DON'T WAN'T SOMETHING REALLY COOL BUT SHITTY. GAB IS AMAZING. A-D-DAN IS REALLY COOL AND NICE AND MY BEST FRIENDS GIRLFRIEND SO SHE IS OKAY IN MY BOOK. SHE GETS THE 'SA.' OO AND THEIR IS ALSO CARLAA.. SLEEP OVERS ARE MAD COOL. I ALWAYS HAVE SLEEP OVERS, BUT IT'S THE PEOPLE THAT MAKE THEM COOL =-D. I MISS SPRING BREAK. IT WAS ABSOLUTLY AMAZING. HOLLEY IS MY AWESOME DOG. SASSY IS MY FAT MEAN CAT. BOXY IS MY VERY OLD TURTLE. MY DAD HAS CANCER WHICH I CAN'T GO A SINGLE DAY WITH OUT THINKING ABOUT IF HE IS GOING TO HAVE A HARD DAY OR NOT. HE IS EXTREMELY SMART, BUT ALWAYS LOOKING TO ANNOY OR HELP PEOPLE. MY MOM DOESN'T KNOW TO MUCH ABOUT SLANG. EXAMPLES SHE THOUGHT WHEN I SAID 'FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS' SHE THOUGHT I SAID 'FRENCH BUDDIES' AND WHEN I WEN'T TO NEW ORLEANS (PRE-HURICANES) WITH THE FAMILY SHE THOUGHT YOU THROW ONE BEAD AT A GIRL IF SHE FLASHES YOU INSTEAD OF NECKLACES. SHE IS EASILY SCARED AND WAY TO NICE. MY SISTER IS PRETTY COOL EXCEPT I ALWAYS HAVE TO GIVE HER MAD MONEY.. I HATE SCHOOL AND DON'T LIKE BELIEVING IN GOD, BECAUSE I HATE THINKING SOMEONE IS WATCHING ALL MY MISTAKES WHICH THEIR IS PLENTY OF. I LOVE DRINKING REDLINES. I HAVE RECENTLY DISCOVERED THAT I LOVE CLAPPING AND RHYMING. OMG IT MAKES ME SMILE SO MUCH.NOTHING COMES BETWEEN THESE STUD MUFFSGABRIELLE MAGGIO. SHE IS A WHOLE OTHER CHAPTER IN MY LIFE. SHE COMPLETES MY STORY. EVERYDAY WE SPEND TOGETHER IS LIKE THE NEXT GREATEST DAY EVER.<333RAGE X ROCK-IS MY AIM