gas prices will roar past 4 bucks a gallon, global warming is increaing,(the polar ice caps are melting and will flood the earth at a rapid speed},fucking dollar menu is now called the 1.29 menu, a 12 pack of beer is cheaper than a 12 pack of soda, superwalmarts are talking over, (no more kmarts and localy own grocery stores),sin taxes will increase,the ozone layer is wearing thinner, so if you used hairspray dont bitch about how not it is in the summer, there be fuckin door greeters at gas stations,oh can't forget about the job markett, people with college degrees will be selling 5 dollar footlongs, there will be more viarga alnteratives(people in there 90's should'nt be fucking anyway),cant given watch brodcast tv for free anymore,fone companyes can sell your number to tellmarkters. cant wait for a another fuckin year of change. p.s. please dont join the gym for your new years resultion, fucking tired of old fat guys wiping there ass crack wet all over the fuckin place, and old ass ladies who think they look thinner in 2 sizes to small nothing more sexy than a 80 year old camel toe.
