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1. How old will you be in 12 months? 25 2, Do you think you'll be married by then? Already am. 3.Where did number 3 go? It committed threeicide ... 4. Who was the last person you called? Mom. 5. Who was the last person to call you? Jason. 6. Do you prefer to call or text? I prefer email ... 7. Do you have any pets? One cat, one manchild, and one toddler. 8. What were you doing at 12am last night? Sleeping. 9. parents separated/divorced/married? Married. 10. When is the last time you saw your mom? January. 11. What happened at 11:00a.m.? I made lunch and did dishes. 12. How many states have you lived in? 3 13. How many cities/towns have you lived in? 4 14. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet? "I see toes" ... 15. Are you a social person? Not so much. 16. What was the last thing you ate? Yogurt. 17.favorite ice cream. Vanilla. 18. What is your favorite dessert? Cheesecake. 19. What is your favorite TV show? Bones, Gilmore Girls. 20. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich? Grape. 21. Do you like coffee? instant human...just add coffee <-- What Samma said. 22. How many glasses of water a day do you drink on average? 12 23. What do you drink in the morning? Water or Coffee. 24. Would you rather kiss someone with or without a tongue ring? A kiss is a kiss... 25. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? The right unless Monkey invades... 26. Do you know how to play poker? Not well ... 27. Do you like to cuddle? Yep ... 28. Any Plans for this weekend? >Grummble< 29. Do you eat out or at home more often? Home ... 32. Would you ever get your nipples pierced? Nope. 34. Have you ever been in an ambulance? Once. 35. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool? Ocean. 36. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat? Window. 37. Do you know how to drive a stick shift? Nope. 38. What is your favorite thing to spend money on? Clothes and shoes for Monkey and TayTay. 39. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7? Wedding rings and silver necklace Monkey gave me for V-Day. 40. Do you speak any other language? Not well. 41. Can you roll your tongue? Yeah so? 42. Who is the funniest person you know? Monkey. 43. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Does the manchild count? 44. What is the main ring tone on your phone? Ozzy - Crazytrain. 45. Do you still have clothes from when you were little? Sure do. 46. What is the color of your bedroom walls? Blood red. 47. Do you shut off the water when you brush your teeth? Yeah. 48. Are you crushing on someone right now? Meh ... 49. Are you currently tired? Uh huh ... 50. Do you currently hate someone? Why waste the energy.

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Youuu...
Name?:Pam
Place of birth?:Denver
Which spice girl would you have been?:Mute Spice
Are you a good/bad girl?:"Are you a good witch or a bad witch?"
Are you a virgin?:Yeah ... uh huh ... sure why not.
Do you smoke weed?:Negative.
Drink alcohol?:When I want.
Smoke cigarettes?:*craves* ... but no ... I will not ...
Do you love life?:Ask me next week...
Do you consider yourself lucky?:If it weren't for bad luck I would have none at all.
What would you change about yourself? Don't say NOTHING:Eat me...
Your dream date:Your mom...
Are u spoiled?:Yeah right ...
What do u hate about people?:They breath...
Are u a good student?:I was when I was a student ...
Are u more flirtacious or shy?:I'm shy beyond words ... yeah ... thats it ...
Do u talk a lot?:Only to the voices ...
What is ur zodiac sign?:Cancer
Which character on sex n the city would u be?:The one that dies ? Does anyone die?
Do u get along with your parents?:Duh.
your best quality:Wit and Sarcasim ...
the best quality in someone of the opposite sex:Good and stiff ... and 6' under ?
Name something you..
Love:Monkey
Hate:You
Miss:You over there ...
Cry over:Ha ... like Imma tell you ... please ...
Laugh at:Your dumbass
Are scared of:Living in a lie ...
Regret:Your mom ...
believe in:Death and Taxes the only facts in this life.
Understand:Nothing
Want to do:Sleep
Favorite..
soft drink:Pepsi
celebrity:Your mom again ... wow busy lady ...
magazine:People ...
band:Depends ...
old tv show:Bewitched
clothing type:Comfortable and work friendly ...
role model:My mom ...
female:Muh all knowing all seeing Cookie of course...
hobby:Reading
subject in school:English and History
color:Black and Red
bad thing to do:*raises eyebrow*
word:Fuck
Last..
ONE thing you want outta life?:Happiness which does not exist...
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How old were you when you first.... 1. Fell in love - Real love 18 2. Lost someone close to you - 4 3. Got drunk - 15 4. Smoked weed - Never. 5. Got kissed - 17 6. Went to the hospital for surgery - Had a C-section at 22, but not scheduled ... 7. Got your heart broken badly - 18 8. Lost a pet - 2 9. Got arrested - Never. 10. Smoked a Cigarette - 13 11. Broken a bone - Never 12. Went to a concert - 18 13. Had 1st boy/girl friend - 17 15. Got a cherryTAP account - 24 16. Sneaked out of the house - Never. 17. Pierced other than your ears - No piercing here, allergic to everything... but I love me my ink. 18. Sneaked someone in your house - Never. 19. How old are you now? 24 20. Learned to drive - 15 21. Totaled a car - I totalled my boyfriends car at 20. 22. Went to a nightclub or bar - 20
Personal My name is: Pamela a.k.a. Angel, DA, Dark Angel, or Bitch I answer to all of them. My place of birth: Denver, CO. My date of birth: June 25 My age: 24 My marital status: Married to Satan.  My astrological sign: Cancer My profession: Answering stupid survey questions much like these. My education: Some college. My height: 5’3 & 1/2 “ My weight: ha ha ha like ima tell you right? not so much <- - What she said My hair color: Blondish Redish Brownish … This is what happens when a blonde goes burgundy and then back again … My eye color: Blue … Very Blue … My distinguishing marks: 2 Tats, and a few scars … My blood type: Do you need a donor? No … Then you don’t need to know … My allergies: You. Favorites My favorite meal: One I don’t have to cook or clean up after. A drink I often order: Ice tea An alcoholic drink I often order: Margarita A delicious dessert: Cheesecake A game I like to play: Pin the tail on the toddler. A book I strongly recommend: Sleep Pale Sister by Joanne Harris … if you can find it. An author who has affected me: Too many to name, but the first was Chaucer. The magazine I read most frequently: People … we all have our neurotic guilty pleasures this is mine … The newspaper I prefer to read on Sundays: I like coupons that is it. Music I prefer to listen to when Im alone: Madonna … The singer or band I currently listen to the most: Rascal Flatts Morals Something forbidden I have done that might even surprise my friends: Shit … I dun think anything would surprise my friends anymore … and I can’t think of anything “forbidden” People should not marry before this age: 25- just because People should not have children before this age: 30 – to be a bitch The appropriate age for having sex: over 18 <-- defiantly agree! The first time I had sex, I was this age:18 My most recent lie: I lie to my boss all the time when I tell her I like her.  When I am late for an appointment and its my fault, I: Blame my husband or my son. A lie I tell myself: “You’re just fine today.” Something I have stolen that was not worth the risk: I dun steal, I beg. One thing in this world I'm addicted to: Friends. A drug or alcoholic beverage I take on a regular basis: Vitamins and Coffee … my drugs of choice! If there were no side affects, I would enjoy being addicted to: If not for the side effects I highly doubt half the population would be addicted to anything at all it’s the side effects we crave isn’t it?? Drugs I have tried in the past: Caffeine and nicotine, but I gave up the latter A drug I would never try: All those illegal ones, I may be immoral in some areas by some standards, but by all that is great I am not totally stupid. A drug I will never try again: I will never again light a ciggy … no matter how much I wish to slice my husband into tiny pieces … *sharpens the knife* I believe hitting a child is an appropriate form of discipline: electrical sockets...hot stoves...running into the street...things like that...to invoke fear and avoid DEATH < -- Uh huh that sounds about right!! Ego My three best qualities: Fuck I dunno depends on who you ask and what they want on any given day. My three worst qualities: Bitchy, Sarcastic, Honest. Of these three worst qualities, which one do I struggle with most frequently: Honesty, I just can’t seem to kick the habit. Which of the three worst qualities have I tried to change: I have tried to change my sarcastic nature many times, but it never seems to take. Three words that describe how others view me: If I were someone else perhaps I could answer this question more effectively. Three words I would use to describe my ideal self: IDEAL self? Shit … uhmm … Motivated, Sane, Educated Three things for which I am often complimented: My eyes, my hair, my mind. Which one of the three is most meaningful to me: of those choices? My mind. A special compliment that made me blush: If I told you it wouldn’t be special anymore. Who gave me this special compliment: Someone. An insult that made me burn: None, I take little offense to the things others say, as negative comments are really just a reflection of your own insecurities and fears about yourself. What was my reaction to this insult: Pity that they should feel so lowly about themselves as to have to insult me. I am far better than most people I know at: Blowing off what others say. The animal that best describes me: I dunno … I am embarrassed when others: Compliment me. Others are embarrassed when I: Sing and dance in the car to 80’s hair bands, and then rock out to country. The greatest amount of physical pain I have endured: The back spasms … not the everyday ones, the ones that make you double over and vomit, I would rather go through labor for two weeks again than endure those … Yes or No I smoke: Some days I miss it. A naked photo of me exists: As a baby. I can whistle: Yeah. I write letters regularly: Not really. I believe in destiny: I believe destiny is a very busy lady and sometimes you have to help her along … I brush my teeth three times a day: I’m lazy I only brush twice a day … I have something I wish to confess: Nope can’t say I do. I change my bedsheets weekly: I wash them. I bite my fingernails: When I’m nervous. I pick my nose: To gross you out. I am a vegetarian: Is chicken a vegetable? I think not. I have eaten in a restaurant alone: Yup. I have gone to a movie alone: Uh huh. I have taken a vacation alone: Yeah. I read the newspaper daily: I only look at the coupons. I have not used a hair dryer in the last five years: False… I have never used a personal computer: Nope, never, not a day in my life. Retard. I have made love in an airplane: I dun think so. I have hit my mother or father in anger: I’m still alive … draw your own conclusions. When I think I have done something wrong, I am quick to apologize: Absolutely I have no objections to admitting when I have done wrong. I lose control in heated arguments: Never officer, I was totally in control when I shot the bastard … I didn’t miss that constitutes control … In the morning when the alarm sounds, I get up immediately: HA! I drank mother's milk: for my first 6 weeks as a human being < -- yup I generally save letters and postcards: Sometimes. I hate parties: I strongly dislike large groups of people who have been drinking to the point of stupidity … I’m well past that stage in my life … Thank Goddess and Consort! I have stolen money from my parents: Again I’m still alive … so no. I have fired a gun: *drool* I often have the last word: HAHAHA … Ask my husband … Less is more: Sometimes … I give money to homeless people: I point them to the unemployment office … Money has influenced my character: BAH! I know who I am: Take it or leave it I am what I am. I enjoy being photographed: Uhmm not so much. Life treats me well: Life is a bitch … slap her about and take what you want. Choices Sunrise or Sunset: Both Sweet or sour: Sour Sahara or Himalaya: Anywhere but here. Dolphin or Eagle: Eagle Old or new: I refuse to answer without more specific questioning. Hot or cold: Cold, I love to snuggle and what better reason … Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi Soft or hard: Water? Train or plane: Either … Though for the price of a train ticket you may as well fly. Yesterday or tomorrow: Next week. Red or blue: RED! Fast or slow: Hmmmmm … Beatles or Elvis: Elvis Blind or deaf: I prefer you mute. Open or closed: The doors. Bath or shower: Both. Square or circle: Trapezoid Fire or water: Fire Lightning or thunder: Can’t have one without the other. Black or white: Eh … Ocean or forest: I need both and mountains. Dogs or cats: Both Day or night: Night Leaves or roots: A tree must have roots to have leaves … I think that means both. Left or right: Your good ear? Cremation or burial: Light ‘em up and watch ‘em burn! Victim or criminal: You will always be one or the other in this life, and either way someone gets burned. Even or odd: Fuck you. Written or spoken: Written since your mute! Woman or man: Without women men would fail to exist long, we keep everything in proper working order. Sun or rain: RAIN!! Briefs or boxers: Boxer briefs? Pen or pencil: Pencil to rough draft, pen to finalize. Horns or strings: I’m not a bull or a puppet. Summer or winter: Fall

Neurotic much ...


My Personality
Neuroticism
85
Extraversion
71
Openness To Experience
60
Agreeableness
56
Conscientiousness
99
You are sociable, outgoing, energetic, and lively. You prefer to be around people much of the time. You can be very easily upset, even by what most people consider the normal demands of living. People consider you to be extremely sensitive and emotional. A desire for tradition does not prevent you from trying new things. Your thinking is neither simple nor complex. To others you appear to be a well-educated person but not an intellectual. You have some concern with others' needs, and are generally pleasant, sympathetic, and cooperative. You set clear goals and pursue them with determination. People regard you as reliable and hard-working.

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Neuroticism Overall Score 85 Anxiety 58 Anger 60 Depression 98 Self-Consciousness 82 Immoderation 93 Vulnerability 43 You are generally calm, although some situations can make you feel anxious or tense. You don't usually get angry too easily but some things can annoy you. You tend to lack energy and have difficult initiating activities. You are sensitive about what others think of you. Your concern about rejection and ridicule cause you to feel shy and uncomfortable around others. You are easily embarrassed and often feel ashamed. Your fears that others will criticize or make fun of you are exaggerated and unrealistic, but your awkwardness and discomfort may make these fears a self-fulfilling prophecy. You feel strong cravings and urges that you have difficulty resisting. You tend to prefer short-term pleasures and rewards over long-term consequences. High levels of stress can lead to you feeling panic or confusion, but usually you cope with day to day pressures. Extraversion Overall Score 71 Friendliness 68 Gregariousness 33 Assertiveness 95 Activity Level 99 Excitement-Seeking 41 Cheerfulness 20 You genuinely like other people and openly demonstrate positive feelings toward others. You make friends quickly and it is easy for you to form close, intimate relationships. You like crowds but sometimes feel overwhelmed by them. Sometimes you feel like you need some privacy and time for yourself. You like to speak out, take charge, and direct the activities of others. You are usually the leader in group activites. You lead a fast-paced and busy life. You move about quickly, energetically, and vigorously and are involved in many activities. You enjoy some excitment and risk taking in your life. You are not prone to spells of energetic high spirits. Openness To Experience Overall Score 60 Imagination 32 Artistic Interestsn 88 Emotionality 70 Adventurousness 7 Intellect 57 Liberalism 86 You are a moderately imaginative person who enjoys a good balance between the real world and fantasy. You love beauty, both in art and in nature. Sometimes you become easily involved and absorbed in artistic and natural events. You have good access to and awareness of your own feelings. You prefer familiar routines and for things to stay the same. You can tend to feel uncomfortable with change. You enjoy a certain amount of debate or intellectual thought, but sometimes get bored with too much. Often you exhibit a readiness to challenge authority, convention, and traditional values. Sometimes you feel a certain degree of hostility toward rules and perhaps even enjoy ambiguity. Agreeableness Overall Score 56 Trust 21 Morality 83 Altruism 66 Cooperation 34 Modesty 78 Sympathy 55 You generally see others as selfish, devious, and sometimes potentially dangerous. You see no need for pretense or manipulation when dealing with others and are therefore candid, frank and sincere. People find it relatively easy to relate to you. You will help others if they are in need. If people ask for too much of your time you feel that they are imposing on you. You do not enjoy confrontation, but you will stand up for yourself or push your point if you feel it is important. You do not like to claim that you are better than other people, and generally shy from talking yourself up. You are mostly a compassionate person, however you prefer to make objective judgments when possible. Conscientiousness Overall Score 99 Self-Efficacy 97 Orderliness 87 Dutifulness 93 Achievement-Striving 89 Self-Discipline 91 Cautiousness 97 You believe that you have the intelligence, common sense, drive, and self-control necessary for achieving success. You are well-organized and like to live according to routines and schedules. Often you will keep lists and make plans. You have a strong sense of duty and obligation, and feel a moral obligation to do the right thing. You strive hard to achieve excellence. Your drive to be recognized as successful keeps you on track toward your lofty goals. You often have a strong sense of direction in life, but may sometimes be too single-minded and obsessed with your work. You have strong will-power and are able to overcome your reluctance to begin tasks. You are able to stay on track despite distractions. You take your time when making decisions and will deliberate on all the possible consequences and alternatives.
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