I have a great employee, Hes been with me for the last 10 years and I rely on him daily. Hes there ready to work every morning and is one of the last to shut down at night. Hes faithful and has never asked for much just a smile and a good word once in a while.

Last night, I got some bad news..

He decided it was time for him to retire, I don't want to see him go because he been with me since i started this journey. Ive seen workers come and go but he has stuck threw thick and thin, with me. He stood behind me every step of the way..

I am very sad to see him go, I have thought of ways to keep him. even my trusty friend Hugh has given me a few ideas. But he seems determined to get out while he still has a little juice left in him...

I even stumped so low as to caress him, he still refused to budge that's when i hit him slightly on the side.. he was appalled. !0 years of service and he leaves on a sour note.. I start crying because its like a part of me and my company are dieing as well

So to my Hp Laser jet printer...

I love you, enjoy your retirement..

Wicked