PeggySuetreehuggerFU MARRIED TO Stephani...'s blog: "My Random Thoughts on things"

What Starts with F and ends with K A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade." Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions." The principal and Harry both agreed. Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment: "Legs." Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered why she would ask such a question! Harry replied: "Pockets." Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants." Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, is delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?" Harry: "Coconut." The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum." Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?" Harry: "Shake hands." The principal was trembling. Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?" Harry: "Firetruck." The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong...... "

This is one of my Fubombers and she needs leveled up a few levels but only has a few pics uploaded right now, so I thought if a few of my friends over here went and helped me we could get it done for her Thanks LeeAnn-*FU-Bombers*

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Somehow I am in the top 100 legends on Fubar. I am not sure what made me move up in the ranks, if it is amount of fans, friends, ratings...who knows. Those statistics and how you move up is sort of a mystery on Fubar. But I did notice, when I went to view the top 100 legends, that about the top 50 of them, with the exception of 3 men(who use to actually use womens pics for their primary until fubar changed the rules), all of them have a bikini on, bra on, showing their body in some form or fashion. I personally never will do that. I feel like what my body looks like in my underwear is something only my husband should see, and I sure wouldn't show it off to level up and make rank on a website. Now don't get me wrong, I love Fubar and making Godmother was exciting, but if I had to show my goodies to do it, I never would have made it. I think all of that comes from a serious lack of self esteem and a need for approval from others. Why else would somebody show theirselves to strangers to get random attention...? To boost their self esteem. I feel pretty good about myself with my clothes on. :-) Most of the poeple in the top ranks here also either have actual naked pics of themselves or porn pics of others... Well I guess it is natural men would be drawn to that, but there are alot of women on Fubar too. Surely not everybody on the internet has low self esteem? I know there are alot of normal, average, men and women wit high self esteem who are not going to show you their goodies and don't really want to see yours either? Just some random thoughts of mine for the day. (Also pls read my Salute blog)