Mary had a little goat,
She threw it out of her little boat,
To see if that poor goat would float,
When it did, she sat back to gloat.
Mary's floating little goat,
Rammed poor Mary's little boat.
Poor Mary couldn't swim or float,
And so she drowned.
That's all she wrote.
Mary had a little lamb,
She had it all for lunch.
What she eats in just one meal,
Would last me for six months.
Mary had a little lamb,
Some cake, and apple pie.
If she keeps on eating at this rate,
I'm sure she's gonna die.
Mary had a little lamb,
"Snack attack!" she said.
But through the night her stomach burst,
And now, of course, she's dead.