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The Evil Princess's blog: "My life"

created on 07/16/2009  |  http://fubar.com/my-life/b303649

PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into

on the day of_____ , 2009, by , between________

and__________ .

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:

No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.

No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening

No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about.

None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.

No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The
answer is no, so don't ask.

No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are
from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.

No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.

Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.

No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.

No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the
fuck home.

Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.

You cannot borrow my car for any reason.

If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's
girlfriend/boyfnend."

Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.

No condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.

No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.

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Smoking

Well as of yesterday July 15th 2009, i decided to stop smoking. It hasnt been that bad yet, i have had 3 cigareetes since 4pm yesterday, not bad for someone that smoked a half a pack a day for 12 years. I just hope soon i am able to put them down all together. This will save me $200 a month between me and kyle smoking. He is trying to quit too but havin a little bit of a harder time than i am. But he is also around smokers all day long. well i will keep you guys updated i hope to completly quit within the next few days! wish me good luck everyone!
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